I don't want to grow up... It's an impending doom.

Army Medic: A high risk job. Think how fucking gory it must be out there... Think how down to earth you have to be... and how many medics must die every year. I'd be doing something for s omeone else at least, and hopefully I wouldn't be maimed, just die.

Vet: Aren't animals pretty! I could shoot up dogs and cut them open and see their pretty b ones. It would pay a lot and I could hang out with animals all day. Vet clinics are actually nice places to be, when you're not putting someone to sleep.

Doctor: I'd have to choose what kind of doctor, of course... damn it. That's the ha rd part. Insurance is so high nowadays though, that it almost isn't worth it. But I'm good at tha t stuff.

Hindi Translator: I like Hindi, I just need to learn it.. Oh, that's the hard part. I coul d get into Indian politics. Travel abroad, all that hoopla. And meet Indian guys!

Writer: I would get to sit on my butt all day. But then again, writing can get boring if y ou run out of ideas... I'd have to hit it big early on or I wouldn't be in the lap of luxury as I plan to be. I can see myself getting tired of writing, but everyone keeps shoving down my throat that I'm good at it. Whatever. I could sell Bloodquest and get rich and famous for being young m aybe.

Artist: It would be fun to sit around and draw all day, the only problem is actually makin g finished products people want to buy. But I think this would be my choice. Maybe I could do thi s for a month and then a real job for a month. That would be cool. But that would be a satisfying job.

Trophy Wife: Only, old people can really get on my nerves. But I could have a pool boy on the side or something.

Spy: I'm really attracted to underground stuff, and I've always thought there must be much more advanced technology than the government is really letting on. Spies always do such cool stuff, like XXX or 007 or this one book I read about a guy who went to Russia and discovered the "charm school" where captured soldiers were being forced to teach commie fuckers how to spy in the USA. Anyway I want to sneak around the back ways and know more than anyone could possibly imagine!

Dead: Growing up is so much work.. Why not take the easy way out?

Porn Star: I definately have the name for it now, and hey there's nothing wrong with promiscuous sex! Ankit said he met a porn star once, and she had a Dodge Viper or something like that, so there are definately perks besides PENIS. I bet being a porn star would be really good for your self esteem too, because you'd become comfortable with your body. Oh, and I have boobs. :-D

Sex Toy Designer: Speaking of porn... I had the coolest idea on the plane, coming back to Alaska after my last year of CTY. Are there theme dildos yet? I think the Phallic Symbol Game made me think of this. But wouldn't you definately buy a dildo/vibrator that looked like a space shuttle? Or the Eiffel Tower? Or a water bottle? Would that not be the coolest thing ever? Ever?! No one steal my idea!