WWF Sunday Night HEAT
July 29, 2001
Commentators: Coach and Al Snow Guest Hosts: Stacey Kiebler and Torrie Wilson
Report by LOP
The show opens with a limo pulling up and Torrie Wilson and Stacey Kiebler walking into WWF NY. Torrie grabbed a Trish Stratus poster and threw it down. Stacey takes Stephanie's famous line saying don't the WWF women know they are the dominate females in the business.
The Sunday Night HEAT titles play Coach welcomes us to a WWF NY. Coach and Al immediately hype The Rock's return.
We go to the first match.
Scotty 2 Hotty vs. Chavo Guerrero Jr. Scotty gets the crowd into the match. Chavo grabs Scotty and puts him in a head lock. They throw one another into the ropes. Chavo grabs Scotty's foot and flips him over. Both are off the ropes again. Scotty hits Chavo with a big fist. Scotty throws Chavo into the corner and gives him a few kicks to the gut. Scotty goes to throw Chavo in the corner but Chavo reverses and puts Scotty in the corner. Chavo lands a few good punches on Scotty in the middle of the ring. Chavo strangles Scotty on the top rope. Then he hops up on the top rope and jumps down pulling Scotty's neck on the top rope. Chavo covers for two. They throw each other into the ropes. OH they meet in the middle with a double crossbody block. Both struggle to get up. Chavo kicks Scotty in the gut. Scotty battles back and punches Chavo. Scotty throws Chavo in the ropes and gives him a HUGE back body drop. There are a few punches exchanges. Chavo is up on the top rope, but Scotty moves out of the way. Scotty goes for the WORM. The crowd goes nuts for this asinine chop. Scotty covers for a three count.
Winner: Scotty 2 Hotty via the WORM
Stacey and Torrie make fun of Jackie for crying over Shadrick being kicked off Tough Enough. Again Stacey talks about being the dominant females in the world of wrestling.
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Coach mentions that Stacey and Torrie don't know how tough Jackie really is. (They obviously wouldn't be ripping on her crying.) Al adds that they do not look like the sharpest tools in the shed. Raven/Justin Credible vs. Kaientai (Taka and Funaki)
We are greeted with the usual Kaientai skit. haha - Taka tells Credible to change his name to 'Just about to get your assed kicked'.
Funaki stars off with Credible. Credible pushes Funaki into the corner. He goes for a punch but misses. Funaki punches him and then celebrates by jumping up and down. Funaki tags Taka. They double team Credible and give him a double leg drop. They knock Credible out of the ring. Taka goes after Raven and throws him off the ring. Raven gets up and in the ring. Taka throws him out and follows. Outside of the ring Credible gives Taka a back kick. Raven is back in the ring and Credible throws Taka in. Raven covers for two. Raven punches Taka a few times. Raven slams Taka's head onto the matt. Raven tags and they double team Taka. Credible punches Taka a few times and covers for two. Taka is down in the corner. Credible does a baseball slide into the corner missing Taka and meeting the pole. Credible tags Raven. Raven pulls Taka to the middle of the ring to keep him from tagging. This turns into a cluster with all men in the ring. Funaki is now the legal man in. Funaki throws Raven into the corner onto Credible. Credible tries for a suplex. Taka gives Credible a loud punch. Funkia holds Credible and Taka does a baseball slide into his chest. As the ref is trying to get Taka out of the ring. Raven gives Funaki the Evenflow and covers for three.
Winners: Raven/Justin Credible via Evenflow p>We are taken to Stacey and Torrie sitting on a couch talking about how amazing they are. They are going to do something that has never been done before. They shown going through some lingerie. Stacey holds up a padded bra and says that this one should be reserved for the ladies of the WWF. (haha "POT")
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Albert vs. Hugh Morrus
Albert meets Hugh on the entrance ramp and punches him. He brings Hugh down to ringside and throws him into the steel steps. Albert starts yelling at Hugh. They both get in the ring. Hugh attacks Albert with a few punches. Hugh throws Albert in the corner and delivers a few left and rights to Albert's guy. (This is almost comical watching 'Chubb' go at it.) Back in the middle of the ring Hugh delivers a few more punches. Albert changes the momentum and punches Hugh. Albert throws Hugh out of the ring and goes to throw him into the corner post. Hugh moves and Albert hits the post. Albert is on the ground for a while. Hugh gets up on the ring and gives Albert a big elbow on the floor. They are in the ring again. Albert starts to dominate Hugh again. He throws some big punches and then benches Hugh over his head. Albert drops Hugh face down on the matt. Albert gives Hugh an almost impressive pump kick to the face. Hugh is in the corner and Albert hits him with a big body block. Albert throws him in the other corner but Hugh grabs Albert for a body slam. Hugh goes up for a moonsault -oooh but no one is home. Albert sets Hugh up for the Baldo Bomb and brings him down to the matt. Three count.
Winner: Albert via the Baldo Bomb
During the match Al refers to both men as 'meat slapping mastodons'.
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WWF's JVC pump of the week - Austin running in on the Dudleyz and Booker T vs. Edge & Christian and Angle.
We are taken to clips of Smackdown! Angle challenges Austin to Title match and Austin offers a match with Booker T. Coach and Al Snow say there will be a rematch for the WCW Championship on Raw tomorrow night. Hardcore Holly vs. Mike Awesome
Mike kicks Holly in the gut then gives him a few big punches. Holly throws Mike in the ropes and - Holly gives Awesome a back body drop. Both do baseball slides out of the ring. (hmmm) Awesome gives Holly a stiff clothesline. Awesome throws Holly into the steel steps. Awesome totally controlling the match now, goes to the top rope and delivers a beautiful flying clothesline. Awesome gives Holly a nice back suplex. Awesome goes back to the top rope. Holly jumps on the rope to knock Awesome down. Holly gets up on the top rope in front of Awesome. He brings Awesome down with a huge suplex. Awesome is holding on the to top rope and Holly pulls his feet up and kicks him in the nads. They exchange some good punches and Hollly starts to battle back. Awesome throws Holly into the rope. Awesome gives Holly a powerbomb. Two count. Awesome goes up top again. oooh Awesome goes for a splash but no one is home. Holly hits the Alabama Slam for a three count. Winner: Bob Holly via Alabama Slam
Torrie and Stacey get ready for their interview. We have more bimbette conversation not worth reporting on. ("Oh you're sexy." "No your sexy...")
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Coach and Al welcome Stacey and Torrie to the stage. The ladies take the mics away from Al and Coach. Stacey says do Al and Coach think they are going to answer any of their stupid questions. Al and Coach do not have enough integrity to talk to people with their class. "Jackie" chants start. Torrie announces that she knows what the crowd wants to see. They want to see them take it all off. The crowd gets a little more tame and ready for a show... The music starts and Torrie and Stacey start to dance a bit. Torrie grabs the mic and laughs asking if they think they will really strip for the crowd. She calls them a few names and says they stink. Jackie walks out... She rips Stacey's skirt off. (haha Al and Coach are ecstatic.) Jackie struggles with Torrie's top but finally rips it off. Stacey and Torrie run out. Jackie high fives Coach. Al picks her up and swings her around. (Nice sell job - they looked genuinely surprised to see Jackie on the show.)
Jackie yells, "Who's Tough Enough now???" (The crowd gives her a lot of love.)
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We come back to a lot of Rock hyping. We see clips on Raw and Smackdown with Vince asking for The Rock to come back to aid the WWF against the Alliance and Austin putting the thought in our head that The Rock may join the Alliance. Al reminds us that The Rock has issues with everyone - Austin, Vince... We really don't know which Fed he will side with. Coach says it will not be a night to miss.
