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Vengence Unlimited
8-19-01 Note: Matches will not occur in this order!
Match #1:
CyberSpace HardCore Title
Random X v. Carnage- Stairway.Com Ladder
match.
Of course, what is a Stairway.Com match? Well, for the lay folk, it's
very simple. A keyboard will be hung from a far place in the stadium.
The only way to secure this weapon will be to climb a ladder to
retrieve it. There in lies the fun! Only a true Cyberspace grappler
can master the use of a keyboard. These two had a issue that was sort
of brushed away for a while, but now I think it's time to bring it
back to life. Random is the top of his field right now, so we'll see
if Carnage's "gold drought" ends. Remember Carny, everyone has gold
but YOU...I'd watch my ass if I were you...here's your
opportunity...LOG ON!
Random X wins after hitting Triple Fatal Exception and the pin.
Match #2:
Tidy Bowl Gimmick Battle Royal!
I know what you are all thinking! TMTC Joe is back on his Tidy Bowl
kick again! Well, you know what...you may not know it, but I'm a
traditionalist at heart. I've watched the old UBWF tapes and there
was one thing that set the UBWF apart from other feds...and that was
the Tidy Bowl division. Sure, they may be "jobbers" or "joke
wrestlers", but the point is it was entertaining to see such
illuminaries as Triple K, The Spear God, Whino, Mikey Dickcheck, Flic
Rair, Lil Mikey Machine, Mike Mediocre, Crackjiri, and Avalon the
Tidy Bowl champ. And I hope they're all listening! You guys haven't
been on a featured show since August! Here's one chance for you to
shine again. This match is much in the spirit of the WrestleMania 17
battle royal from that indy fed up north. Please, come out of the
woodwork, Tidy Bowlers and make this one to remember!
Heart Burn Guy wins
Match #3:
#1 Contender match for the World Title
Dr.Death v. Tower of Chicken
v. Suicide Machine v. Pain.
Simple equation here. Death was screwed out of his #1 spot by
Kepner....Chicken was jumped by the New Breed and taken out of his #1
spot...Suicide seems to want to put his head into everything and
everyone's business....and Pain is a big scary man that will raise
hell and wants to give Sucide his own personal facelift! Four ways,
one prize...remember kiddies, this is ELIMINATION RULES, so fighting
for your title shots and your asses is the only option. The winner
will face The Geek at an appropriate time.
Tower of Chicken was unable to perform so he was taken out of the match. TSM wins after hitting the Face Eraser on Pain
Match 5:
Juniorweight Title
"Box of Moonlight" Weapons
Hopeless v. TMTC Joe match.
Yes, I have decided to book myself against the hopeless one in one of
my own creations. Four boxes will be attached to each cornerpost.
Each box will contain a certain weapon or set of weapons to use once
the box is open. I KNOW what is in the boxes, but Hapless has not a
fucking clue! I'm sure you'll shine that title up nice, but it's not
going up my candy ass, but rather around my waist. And if one is
wondering why I didn't book myself against TSM or Jozepi...well, I
have other plans for them.
Hopeless wins after hitting the Bossman Slam on to a chair for the pin
Match 6:
International Title
Suicide Machine v Pantero.
How can this one come about? Well, at the 8 man elimination match at
BasementMania 2K1, Pantero beat my good friend Suicide to win the
match. Has Pantero gotten any shot at a title since then? HELL NO,
THE MAN IS BEING KEPT DOWN!!! Well, not anymore...Pantero gets his
shot at gold. Suicide, hope your ready for a Deadly Assult!
TSM wins after hitting the Face Eraser for the pin
Match 8:
Pain v. Carnage
This match was just booked tonite. I heard from some sources about
Carnage bitching about "not getting a push" and "the CyberSpace title
isn't enough for Carnage" and "I'm gonna be PI-ASED!!!" and shit like
that. Well, Carny...you will be in contention for a title, one
of "World's Most PIASED Intensive care patient" once you lock up with
Pain. Hope you hang well with a real PRO, k?
Pain wins after hitting the Suicide Driver for the pin
Match 9:
TMTC Joe v. Jason "The Argonaut" Kepner.
I have heard people remark before that I am just a brawler, a
spotman, or...a terrible waste of talent! Well, who better to prove
my techincal skill against than whom I consider one of the more
technically sound grapplers of the UBWF. This will just be an "old-
school" match, as I have no ill will toward Mr.Kepner. I look forward
to the great contest.
TMTCJoe wins after hitting the Joe Fucker for the win
Match 10:
Tag Team Championships
Ghetto Terrorists v. TMTCJoe & Carnage
I have looked at the tag team ranks and I noticed something...THERE
AREN'T ANY! Death and Pantero have seemed to work their way through
every tag team, big and small, in the UBWF. As of this point, I do
not have a pair of opponents for the champs to face. But rest
assured, on August 19th, they will be getting some competition. No
more Tidy Bowl opponents for these two.
Terrorists win after hitting finishers on Carnage for the pin
Match 11:
HardCore Championship
Jozepi v. 4 opponents in a HardCore
Grand Gauntlet Gimmick match!
As far as I'm concerned, Jozepi has had it pretty easy his last few
months as HC champ. Well, it's time to put a dent in that year long
title reign. One may remember the first GGG match at UBWF Point of No
Return. It turned out to be one of the more entertaining matches on
the show. Well, let's do it one more time! Here are the participants:
Hopeless, Random X, Pantero, and Tower of Chicken...and here is the
list of the matches...
"White Concrete" match
Josepi over Hopeless by pin
"3rd Down and Out" match
Josepi over Italian Warmth by getting the football over the cliff
"KO Corral Bunkhouse Brawl"
Josepi over Pain by pinfall
"Falls count anywhere" match
Josepi over Random X by pinfall
You, Jozepi, will know which opponents go with which matches come
Aug.19th. May God have mercy on your fat Italian ass!
Match 12:
8 man "Surrender" Tag Match
The New Breed v. TMTC Joe,
Random X, Jason The Argonaut Kepner, and Marshall McCloud
The Coup de Grace! Breed, you got the best of me and everyone else at
Last Rites, but the way I see it, you ass whipping is due to come.
This will be your standard 8 man tag...EXCEPT for the fact that the
only way to win is to make on of your opponents surrender or say "I
QUIT!". No pinfall, no DQ, no countout...this is the only way to do
this! And,Breed...YOU WILL HAVE TO FUCKING KILL ME CAUSE i'M NOT
GIVING UP! That goes for Random and TOC I'm sure....and as for the
mystery partner...well...if you don't believe in God....START!
TMTCJoe's team wins after Hopeless submits to the chinlock by the returning Marshall McCloud
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