May 5, 2001
Jonathan Coachman:"Has Vince McMahon and his alliance gone too far? Welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event everyone and what a week it was in the TWF with Foul Play and a huge PrimeTime"!
Bobby Heenan:"I don't think Vince has gone too far Coach. They're just layin' down a new brand of rules here in the TWF and those who choose not to abide by them will suffer the consequences".
Coachman:"Well fans, we were supposed to be joined here tonight at the announce table by all time legend Superfly Jimmy Snuka but we have some shocking footage to show you. Roll it guys".
SNUKA HAS JUST ARRIVED AT THE ARENA AND HE STOPS IN THE CAFETERIA AREA WHERE WILLIAM REGAL IS PREPARING SOME TEA.
Regal:"Ah lovely, it's tonight's special guest. How are you doing island boy"?
Snuka:"What'd ya say broda"?
Regal:"I simply asked....
BEFORE REGAL FINISHES, SNUKA SLAPS HIM WITH A KNIFEDGE CHOP AND THEN THROWS THE HOT TEA IN HIS FACE! AS REGAL WRITHES IN PAIN ON THE FLOOR, KURT ANGLE, ELECTRIC COMA, TRIPLE H AND "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN COME IN AND ATTACK SNUKA. AFTER A SAVAGE BEATING, REGAL BREAKS A GLASS COFFEE POT OVER HIS HEAD.
Coachman:"Can you believe that? Because of that incident Brain, Snuka was rushed to a local medical center and he will not be here tonight".
KURT ANGLE's MUSIC HITS.
Heenan:"He should've never provoked Regal. He just asked him a simple question".
Coachman:"Well here comes one of the men involved in that attack as he's ready for a special challenge match against a man who beat him less than two weeks ago"!
JERRY LYNN's MUSIC HITS.
Heenan:"Well Kurt's been waitin' to prove that Jerry Lynn's win over him was a major fluke".
Early in the match, Angle took away Lynn's speed with several amatuer wrestling holds. He then put on a suplex exhibition and had Lynn in trouble. But Lynn got back into it with a flying forearm as he came off the ropes. After a pinpoint dropkick and a snap suplex, Lynn had Angle in position for his tornado ddt but Angle turned it into the "Angle Slam" for an impressive win.
Match Time: 9:31
Coachman:"What a match! Lynn almost handed Angle another defeat"!
Heenan:"But what a counter by Angle! I told you it was a fluke"!
YOSHIHIRO TAJIRI's MUSIC HITS.
Coachman:"We've got a big lightheavyweight match here between two guys trying to climb the ladder in the division".
Heenan:"This should be a good one but I gotta go with the Japanese Buzzsaw".
This was an excellent match between two guys with similar styles and skills. Tanaka controlled the bout early with some quick martial arts kicks. After wearing down Tajiri, Tanaka was ready to put things away but Tajiri came back with a big superkick. He then hung Tanaka upside down in the corner and caught him with a running dropkick to the face followed by a devastating hangman's ddt. But Tanaka somehow kicked out at 2. Tajiri then caught him with a hurracanrana followed by a reverse frankensteiner and Tanaka didn't kick out of that.
Match Time: 5:53
Coachman:"What a match! The crowd was really into that action"!
Heenan:"That's a big win for Tajiri. He needed that match".
FOOTAGE OF JORDAN ROCKWELL VS. JUSTIN CREDIBLE ON PRIMETIME IS SHOWN.
X-FACTOR's MUSIC BY CRACKER HITS AS ALBERT COMES OUT.
Coachman:"Well here comes the big equalizer of X-Factor and Brain, it seems like X-Factor and the New Breed have some issues with each other".
Heenan:"Well I think that was evidenced by the piece of footage we just saw.
SHAWN STASIAK's MUSIC HITS.
This is gonna be a big challenge for Stasiak".
Coachman:"Well the man who calls himself the Mecca of Manhood better know some survival tactics against this big guy".
This was a great, highly competitive match! Stasiak outsmarted the big man early on by using several nice counters. After catching Albert's leg, Stasiak spun Albert around and delivered a back suplex into an inverted powerbomb which almost won it. But Albert's size became a factor as he began to outmuscle Stasiak. He hit him with several high impact moves culminated by a walking sidewalk slam but Stasiak got a shoulder up at 2. Albert then missed a back elbow off the middle rope and Stasiak capitalized by catching him with a cradle suplex. But insteadof covering Albert, Stasiak went for the home run as he whipped Albert to the ropes. But Albert ducked a clothesline attempt and as Stasiak turned, Albert wrapped both his hands around his neck and delivered the "Albert Bomb" to win it.
Match Time: 7:12
Coachman:"What a match but boy that Albert Bomb is devastating".
YUJI MATASAMO IS IN HIS DRESSING ROOM WHEN ESSA RIOS BARGES IN. RIOS SAYS SOMETHING TO MATASAMO IN SPANISH WHICH MATASAMO DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. RIOS THEN LEFT ANGRILY.
COMMERCIAL....
- A COMMERCIAL FOR DOMINO's IS SHOWN.
THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.
Vince:"Come in".
MEAN GENE OKERLUND ENTERS
Okerlund:"I understand you have an announcement to make Mr. McMahon".
Vince:"Yeah Mean Gene, I actually have a few. First off, please inform Bahamut that he'll be defending the European title against Mike Norton tonight in a no disqualification match. Ya see, I read over the offiial contract for that match and it seems our old Commissioner Mick Foley overlooked a stipulation in that match which stated Test was legally Norton's manager for that match. So he shouldn't have been barred from ringside and he won't tonight either".
Okerlund:"Ok sir, I'll relay the message".
Vince:"Oh, there's one other piece of business to take care of. Firt off, these people's hero Shawn Michaels will face Triple H and Electric Coma in a handicap match. Oh yeah, I didn't like the way Wakeman retained his title on PrimeTime. So tonight, he'll defend the title once again, this time agaInst MY rattlesnake, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin! We're gonna have some fun tonight Gene"!
Coachman:"HBK in a handicap match! Wakeman's gotta defend the title again? What's Vince's problem"?
Heenan:"He's the boss, get used to it".
TEMA GEORGIA's MUSIS HITS.
Coachman:"Well here comes a part of another power hungry group".
MR. MATURE's MUSIC HITS.
Heenan:"This should be an interesting match. These two guys have very different styles".
This was all Maddogg as he picked Mr. Mature apart inside and outside the ring. He hit him with a variety of moves including a superkick, moonsault off the top rope and a legdrop off the top rope. This took everything away from Mr. Mature, who could muster no offensive attack. Mr. Mature used a double axe handle to the back of Maddogg which out him down. But as Worth taunted the crwod, Maddogg caught him with the "MaddBomb" coming up from a kneeling position to get a decisive victory.
Match Time: 6:51
Coachman:"Maddogg brought his A game tonight"!
Heenan:"That was pretty impressive".
BULL BUCHANAN's MUSIC HITS; HE COMES OUT AS FOOTAGE IS SHOWN OF COMMENTS MADE BY HARPER BANE TO THE ANGEL OF DEATH FOLLOWED BY ANGEL OF DEATH ATTACKING BANE FROM BEHIND ON PRIMETIME.
Coachman:"As Bull Buchanan comes to the ring, what about this situation we've just learned about between Harper Bane and AOD"?
Heenan:"Well Harper Bane has returned to the TWF to get revenge on AOD for a situation between the two years and years ago and it's gonna be a scary sitaution".
This was one of the best matches on TWF t.v. in some time and a strong match of the month candidate. The action went back and forth throughout. Bull continued to take the action outside the ring but Bane would take it back in. Bane was taking a pounding until he clipped Bull from behind. From there, he worked on Bull's ankle with a rolling ankle lock. He also caught Bull with a spinning martial arts kick and a belly to back suplex. But Bull countered with a low blow followed by his big axe kick to the back of the head. But Bane kicked out at 2 and a half! Bull couldn't believe it as Bane hit him with a barrage of right hands and headbutts. They began to trade shots when Bane blocked a punch, scooped Bull up with his free hand and delivered the "Bane Driver" to seal the victory.
Match Time: 13:17
Coachman:"Bane just buried Bull with that "Bane Driver"!
Heenan:"What a match! That's why the TWF is number one"!
FOOTAGE IS SHOWN OF THE GATES OF HELL GETTING INVOLVED IN A MATCH BETWEEN STRIFE AND THE BIG SHOW ON PRIMETIME.
"FALLING AWAY FROM ME" BY KORN HITS AS STRIFE COMES OUT.
Coachman:"That attack by the Gates of Hell has led to this big match tonight".
FLAMES SLOWLY START TO RISE ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP AS "CHEAP VODKA" BY ACID BATH HITS AND NAILS APPEARS.
Heenan:"As J.R. would say, this is gonna be a slobberknocker"!
This was a slugfest as both men inflicted a lot of pain on each other. Nails had his way with Strife early after several right hands and a huge knee to the gut. But suddenly, the TWF Tron came on and showed someone had parked a semi-truck up against the an outside storage room where the Gates of Hell had gathered. Nails seemed to lose a lot of confidence after seeing this as Strife battled back. He hit Nails with a powerslam and a tilt-a-whirl sideslam to gain control. But Nails reversed his momentum as he caught him with a big clothesline off an irish whip. Nails then went up to the top rope and began to showboat to the crowd when Strife got to his feet and grabbed Nails by the throat. From there, Strife brought Nails down hard to the mat with the flying chokeslam and covered him for the win. Then, knowing the Gates of Hell was confined, Strife grabbed Paul Bearer and delivered a devastating powerbomb to him!
Match Time: 7:44
Coachman:"Oh my gosh! Paul Bearer's been planted"!
Heenan:"Strife just made a grave mistake"!
CAMERAS PICK UP A CONVERSATION BETWEEN TRIPLE H AND CHYNA.
Coachman:"What's that all about"?
COMMERCIAL....
- A PREVIEW FOR THE MUMMY RETURNS IS SHOWN.
NAILS IS SHOWN COMING UP TO THE SEMI-TRUCK. THE BIG SHOW GETS OUT OF THE DRIVERS SEAT AND THE TWO START TO BRAWL. AFTER SHOW RAMMED NAILS INTO THE TRAILER, HE GOT BACK IN THE TRUCK AND PULLED AWAY.
PRIMETIME COMES OUT TO HIS THEME BY KORUPT.
Coachman:"More lightheavyweight action here between two upcoming superstars".
SHINZA SASAKI COMES OUT.
Heenan:"This division is hotter than ever Coach".
This one didn't last too long as Sasaki's plan of attack was well combatted by Skipper. After ducking a spinning heel kick, Primetime caught him with a dropkick in the mouth and followed that up with a flying back elbow. Sasaki then ducked a clothesline and grabbed Primetime by the waist but Primetime used a nice go behind and hit him with a full nelson german suplex to win it.
Match Time: 2:46
Coachman:"Primetime picks up a big win here".
Heenan:"It's hard to take a loss in the lightheavyweight division right now. It's as competitive as it's ever been".
"THE GAME" BY MOTORHEAD HITS AS TRIPLE H, STEPHANIE, ELECTRIC COMA AND NURSE BETTY COME OUT.
Coachman:"Well here is the first of two matches ordered by Vince McMahon tonight and look at this entourage".
"SEXY BOY" HITS AS SHAWN MICHAELS COMES OUT.
Heenan:"Let's see old heartbreak pull this off".
Triple H & Electric Coma vs. Shawn Michaels
As the match started, Vince McMahon came out and said Triple H and Electric Coma did not have to tag in and out so HBK was in an impossible situation. Triple H and Electric Coma showed no mercy as they beat the hell out of Shawn Michaels. Any rally HBK came up with was quickly stopped. After a big boot to the face by Electric Coma, Triple H buried him with the Pedigree. But that wasn't enough as Electric Coma dropped him with his "Coma Kick" and pinned him. Triple H then dropped him with another Pedigree and held him up for Electric Coma to smash a steel chair over his head, causing blood to flow.
Coachman:"McMahon's men are animals! Somebody stop this"!
Heenan:"Nobody can"!
X-FACTOR's THEME BY CRACKER HITS AS X-PAC, JUSTIN CREDIBLE AND TORI ALL COME OUT.
Coachman:"Well we've got another X-Factor-New Breed battle here as two of the top young tag teams in the TWF are gonna go at it".
"THE KINGS" BY RUN DMC HITS AS JORDAN ROCKWELL COMES OUT FLANKED BY JESSICA LOPEZ AND THE NATURAL BORN THRILLERS.
Heenan:"It's gonna be a great match and Coach, I think we're gonna have a guest here".
ROCKWELL AND LOPEZ SIT DOWN AT THE ANNOUNCE TABLE.
Rockwell:"You guys can forget Superfly, now you've got a real commentator".
Coachman:"So what's the problem between you guys and X-Factor"?
Rockwell:"They stuck their noses in our business, that's what".
Heenan:"Rockwell, have you noticed that a good part of these fans have begun to cheer you guys"?
Rockwell:"If they wanna cheer us, that's cool. We're just gonna do our thing".
This was a classic tag team encounter between 2 great teams. X-Pac and Credible have gelled together perfectly and it showed early as they kept Palumbo in the ring. Palumbo finally tagged in O'haire who came in and went wild. But X-Pac and Credible quickly got things back in their favor and began to make frequent tags. Suddenly, the match broke out as X-Pac and Palumbo went to the outside and traded shots when Rockwell got up and rammed X-Pac face first into the announce table. In the ring, Palumbo and O'haire were dominating Credible as X-Pac was preoccupied with Rockwell. Palumbo slammed Credible with a spinebuster and O'haire immediately came off the top rope with the "Shawnton Bomb" to get the win. Jessica Lopez then attacked Tori and rammed her head first into the ring steps.
Match Time: 19:42
Coachman:"Wow! This war is startin' to get ugly between these two groups"!
Heenan:"Well this battle definitely goes to the New Breed"!
Travis Wakeman:"I think you should stay back here tonight. After what happened on PrimeTime, I don't want them to touch you".
Trish:"No Travis, I'm going out there. I'm not gonna hide from them and I wanna be there for you".
Wakeman:"Ok, but if one of them lays a finger on you, I swear I'll kill 'em"!
COMMERCIAL...
- A COMMERCIAL FOR STACKER2.COM IS SHOWN.
YUJI MATASAMO IS STILL IN HIS DRESSING ROOM WHEN MICHAEL COLE COMES IN.
Cole:"Yuji, I understand Essa Rios confronted you earlier".
Matasamo:"Yeah and I couldn't understand a word he said".
Cole:"Well, from what I was just told, he wants a shot at the lightheavyweight title".
Matasamo:"Tell him to name the time and place".
Heenan:"What did I tell ya about that division? It's great"!
FLAMES SLOWLY START TO RISE ON THE ENTRANCE RAMP AS THE GATES OF HELL's MUSIC HITS; PAPA SHANGO AND THE LEVIATHAN COME OUT.
Coachman:"We've got a big tag team match here and how would you like to face this team Brain"?
Heenan:"I'd run".
AN EXPLOSION POUNDS AS KANE's MUSIC HITS.
Coachman:"This guy ain't gonna run"!
"AMERICAN BADASS" BY KID ROCK HITS AS NUKE COMES OUT.
Heenan:"What a starnge combo this is".
Coachman:"There is the man who took the Hardcore title away from Kane on PrimeTime but they've both had their share of problems with this group".
This was an intense brawl as these 4 men fought it out. Shortly after the official bell rang, Shango ran around the outside of the ring and struck Nuke in the back of the head with a steel chair. The Leviathan and Shango began to double team the big red machine when The Big Show began to walk down the ramp. But Nails came from behind him with a hockey stick and broke it over his head. In the ring, referee Tim White was trying to get Shango to his corner when Nails came in and dropped Kane with the "Nail Driver". White turned around as The Leviathan planted Kane with his awesome powerbomb to get the win.
Match Time: 5:48
Coachman:"Kane, Nuke and Big Show have been desytroyed"!
Heenan:"You don't wanna mess with The Gates of Hell"!
"I AM" BY EMINEM HITS AS MIKE NORTON COMES OUT WITH SPICE AND TEST.
Coachman:"I smell something fishy here".
Heenan:"Like what"?
"WHATEVER" BY GODSMACK HITS AS BAHAMUT COMES OUT, EUROPEAN TITLE IN HAND.
Coachman:"I just have a hard time believing this so called contract stipulation. Where's Test's managers license"?
Challenger...Mike Norton vs. Bahamut
This was a pretty brutal fight as these two showed pure hatred for one another. After powerbombing the cahmp, Norton put on a reverse figure 4 and the got a steel chair from Test and began to beat on Bahamut's lower body. But Bahamut seemed to draw power from the pain and he began to fight back. He had Norton in trouble when Test came in and attacked him. Norton then held Bahamut up for Test's running boot but Bahamut ducked and Test nailed Norton with it. Bahamut then clotheslined Test and grabbed the chair Norton used on him earlier and pounded both men over the skull with it. He then covered Norton for the victory to retain the belt.
Match Time: 8:29
Heenan:"What? How could he have won"?
Coachman:"Norton's plan backfired! Bahamut has somehow won this match"!
Okerlund:"Edge and Christian, you guys have both entered the singles ranks here in the TWF so why did it take both you guys to defeat Weapon R on PrimeTime"?
Edge:"Oh don't give us that Mean Gene. We said we want to show everyone how verstaile we can be and I think Christian proved it by beating Mr. unbeatable Weapon R".
Christian:"Yeah Gene, during our singles run, we are gonna be there to help each other every step of the way. So when the going gets rough, E and C are gonna get going"!
Coachman:"Oh please".
COMMERCIAL.....
"STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN's MUSIC BY DISTURBED HITS.
Coachman:"Well here we go folks in a match ordered by Mr. McMahon, the title is up for grabs".
TRAVIS WAKEMAN's MUSIC BY WESTSIDE CONNECTION HITS AS HE COMES OUT WITH TRISH; TITLE OVER HIS SHOULDER.
Heenan:"Is tonight his last night to hold the gold"?
Challenger... "Stone Cold" Steve Austin vs. Travis Wakeman
This match was fought outside the ring for the first 5 minutes. The atmosphere was electric as Wakeman and Austin ripped each other apart. As both men stood on the announce table, it caved in. Wakeman got back in the ring and Austin followed. From there, Wakeman gained the advantage. He began to work on Austin's lower back and then dropped him across his knee with a backbreaker. Wakeman had everything going his way when Vince McMahon came out. Vince grabbed a steel chair and cracked referee Earl Hebner in the back of the head with it. Austin then caught Wakeman with a thumb to the eyes wnd Vince tossed him the chair. With a grin on his face, Austin began to viciously beat Wakeman, busting his head wide open. Vince then took off his suit coat to reveal a referee shirt. Austin then hit Wakeman with the chair in the back of the head for good measure and covered him. Vince made the count..l...2...3 and Austin had won the title!
Match Time: 8:50
Coachman:"How the hell can he do that"?
Vince and Austin began to do more damage to Wakeman when Trish came into the ring. Triple H, Electric Coma, William Regal, Kurt Angle, Stephanie and Nurse Betty all came out. Stephanie got into the ring and slapped Trish and then Triple H hit her with the Pedigree! Regal and Angle stomped Wakeman and Trish while they were down and Vince looked at Austin with an evil grin. With that, the new TWF champion picked up Trish and hit her with the Stunner!
Coachman:"I cannot believe what we are witnessing"!
Heenan:"Believe it"!
Coachman:"As if the alliance wasn't strong enough already, the rattlesnake is now the TWF champion! Who can stop them? My god, this is dispicable"!
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