Cedar Rapids, Iowa
Attendance: 14, 916
April 24, 2003
UPRISING's THEME MUSIC PLAYS AND IT's MONTAGE ROLLS BEFORE THE SHOT OPENS INSIDE THE TWF LIVEWIRE INN. SEVERAL FANS ARE SHOWN SITTING AND HAVING A GREAT TIME WITH THE NIGHTLY FESTIVITIES AS THE ROCK GROUP DISTURBED HAS BEEN INVITED AND IS ON HAND. AL SNOW AND JOSH MATTHEWS COME OUT ON STAGE. Al Snow: "Hello everyone and welcome to TWF Uprising! We are live at the Livewire and things are looking good, mainly because I'm standing next to Josh Matthews instead of the Honky Tonk Man"! Josh Matthews: "That's right Al, Honky is in Cedar Rapids for Saturday Night's Main Event which he will call along with the Coach but first, we've got some action to get to here on Uprising"! Snow: "Well before we get to the action, let's show everyone something one of our cameramen picked up before anyone arrived here tonight". EARLIER TODAY CRAZY SHANE IS SHOWN SITTING IN THE EMPTY RESTAURANT ACROSS FROM HIS PARTNER, BREAKDOWN. Crazy Shane: "We've gotta get it together. When we were down in SMW, we were destroying people. We have got to send a message, wer have got to have people on notice. That's why I asked for these singles match tonight, we need to get back on the winning track". BREAKDOWN NODS HIS HEAD YES AND THE TWO KNOCK FISTS. Matthews: "Perhaps a sense of urgency on the part of the Psych Ward Al and they will both be here in action tonight"! Snow: "They're gonna try and get on the winning track through singles competition and along with a tough challenge for Shane against Al Laiman, we've got a big six man tag"! Matthews: "Let's not waste any more time, let's get to the ring"! MATTHEWS POINTS AND THE CAMERA PANS IN THAT DIRECTION, SHOWING A RIGHT SURROUNDED BY BRIGHT LIGHTS AND FOLDING CHAIRS WHICH THE CROWD HAS CONVERGED UPON. Breakdown vs. Chris Chetti (invitee) Chetti surprisingly put up a tough fight and made Breakdown work harder than he wanted to. But after crushing him with a boot to the face as he charged in, Breakdown dropped Chetti with "In the End" to get the 3 count. Match Time: 4:08 Sabu and Psymin vs. Los Guerrero's Los Guerrero's had numerous communication problems in this one and the hard nosed team of Psymin and Sabu made them pay. After accidentally knocking his uncle off the apron with a dropkick when Sabu ducked, Chavo fell victim to "Psymin Psays" and was defeated. Match Time: 6:43 Crazy Shane vs. "Universal" Al Laiman These two turned heads with a well contested, back and forth match. After countering vertical suplex attempt with a brainbuster, Laiman took over. But he missed with a spin kick off the middle turnbuckle. Shane then lined him up for a big superkick but Laiman caught his leg. It looked like Shane was in a tough predicament but he caught Laiman with a reverse enziguri kick right to the face. He then covered him for the 3 count. Match Time: 4:05 6 man tag: Evolution and Mr. Wrestling III vs. Mattitude and Jamie Noble Noble worked very well with Mattitude but after taking a beating from all 3 men, Nova made the tag to Kazarian who was the sparkplug for his team. After several high impact moves from Evolution, Mr. Wrestling caught The Hurricane with a powerslam and locked in a nice reverse figure 4 leg lock and Hurricane was left with no option but to tap out. Match Time: 7:23 Snow: "We're about out of time here on Uprising but that was some great action Josh". Matthews: "You hit the nail on the head there Al, let's send it over to our Saturday Night's Main Event team". THE HONKY TONK MAN AND JONATHAN COACHMAN ARE SHOWN LIVE INSIDE THE U.S. CELLULAR CENTER AS SEVERAL WILD FANS ARE SHOWN BEHIND THEM. Jonathan Coachman: "Thanks guys, we are just moments away from Saturday Night's Main Event live on NBC but Al, I gotta say I know what you mean about this guy". Honky Tonk Man: "Don't change the channel cause you see Coach people, we're gonna have some hunka.... hunka... honky lovin' fun tonight"! Coachman: "We'll see a number one contender for the TWF Women's championship decided in the first ever Femme Fatale four way match but that's not all"! HTM: "Oh no it's not... look at this. A GRAPHIC POPS UP WITH THE SNME LOGO. RHYNO IS ON ONE SIDE AND LOKI ON THE OTHER. THERE ARE SEVERAL WEAPONS BEHIND THEM. Rhyno faces Loki in a street fight of sorts"! Coachman: "It's gonna be extreme rules and it's coming up on Saturday Night's Main Event"! SATURDAY NIGHT's MAIN EVENT's MONTAGE ROLLS AND IT's THEME PLAYS LOUDLY BEFORE THE U.S. CELLULAR CENTER IS SHOWN. THE LIGHTS ARE OFF AND THE NOISE DEFEANING AS THE SET EXPLODES IN FIREWORKS. "BLACK RAIN" BY EVE HITS AND BLACK SMOKE FILLS THE ENTRANCE AS AKASHA STEPS OUT TO A LOT OF HEAT. Jonathan Coachman: "Thank you for spending your night with the TWF as we are live for a special edition of Saturday Night's Main Event and Honky, with Foul Play lurking around the corner, can this building hold everything we're gonna see tonight"? HTM: "This is gonna be a momentous night, I can feel it. It'll be just as good as an Elvis concert or even better than that, if I performed"! JAZZ' MUSIC HITS AND SHE COMES OUT WITH TEDDY LONG. Coachman: "We're gonna get things started with the Femme Fatale four way to determine who will face Victoria for the Women's title at Foul Play". HTM: "I understand that this is elimination rules"? Coachman: "The ladies all drew random numbers earlier tonight and it will work like a gauntlet match. Akasha will battle Jazz, who Stephanie seemed like she was forced to enter into this match and the winner of this match meets whoever drew number three. Whoever wins the last match, will become number one contender"! HTM: "What a bad draw for these two but I know the fans wanna see who's the bigger bitch if you will"! Femme Fatale/# 1 contender for Women's title Match 1: Akasha vs. Jazz These two wasted no time and were right in each other's face as the bell rang. After an exchange of slaps, Jazz got the best of Akasha after a trade off of right hands. But when she tried to pick her up in her arm rack submission, Akasha countered and kicked her right in the face. Akasha then dropped an elbow across the esophagus before shooting her to the corner. But Jazz caught her with a kick to the mouth followed by a fisherman buster. She went for the cover but only got a 2 count after Akasha put her foot on the ropes. Jazz got in referee Chad Patton's face and pointed to his arm, referring to his color of skin. But from behind came Akasha who rolled Jazz up and grabbed a handful of trunks to get the 3 count. Jazz and Teddy Long argued with Patton but to no avail as Alex Miran was on her way out. Match 2: Alexandria Miran vs. Akasha Miran came in and went after it, trying to hit the knockout shot on Akasha. But she ran into a hard clothesline which seemed to destroy her chances. However, Akasha got distracted by Jazz and Long who were still at ringside and she pointed at them, yelling for them to leave when Miran came from behind with a reverse tornado ddt that brought the crowd to their feet. She hooked the leg to get the 1....2....3. Match 3: Alex Miran vs. Jessica Lopez Akasha was irate about the result and as Lopez came running down the aisle, she blasted her with a clothesline. Miran went out to check on Lopez as officials came out to escort Akasha, Jazz and Long to the back. Miran rolled Lopez into the ring and hit a standing moonsault to get a 2 count. The newcomer showed she was ready to move up the ladder as she went for a cover after every move but the gritty Lopez would not quit. After reversing an irish whip, Lopez caught her with a flying forearm followed by a swinging neckbreaker which only drew a 2 count. But Lopez soon made a mistake as she whipped her to the corner and charged in but Miran perfectly timed a spin kick. She then went up top and hit the "Anduin", hooked Lopez' leg and got the 1.....2.....3 to win it. Coachman: "Alex Miran has only been in the TWF for about a month and she's heading to Foul Play as the number one contender"! HTM: "She might be a newcomer but this girl is multi-talented Coach and Victoria's gonna have her hands full"! "GET THE PARTY" STARTED BY PINK HIT AFTER MIRAN AND LOPEZ SHOOK HANDS AND LOPEZ RAISED HER ARM IN VICTORY. Coachman: "A great show of sportsmanship which you don't see very often but what you don't hear very often is Honky complimenting someone! I'm shocked man". HTM: "Well it does happen every so often, it's just hard to be as good as I am and as versatile as I am". Coachman: "Mean Gene, do you agree with that"? BACKSTAGE.... MEAN GENE OKERLUND IS SHOWN WITH RHYNO. Mean Gene: "We all know that the Honky Tonk Man has an ego the size of Graceland Coach but right now, I am with the manbeast Rhyno who meets Loki in an extreme rules match tonight. Tell me Rhyno, has the loss a couple weeks ago to Loki stuck with you"? Rhyno: "It doesn't matter Mean Gene, cause tonight is another night. Yeah I'll admit it, Loki, you beat me that night. But tonight, you're stepping into my domain! When I started out in this business, the only thing I knew was extreme. So I hope you know what you're getting yourself into, cause I see a Gore in your future"! RHYNO WALKS AWAY. Okerlund: "There ya have it folks, more Saturday Night's Main Event is gonna roll on... after this". COMMERCIAL BREAK..... A COMMERCIAL FOR LABATT's BLUE IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK... BACKSTAGE.... AUSTIN PYROMANIA IS SHOWN STANDING WITH TERRI. Terri: "Really, don't thank me, you got yourself the title match with Spawn". Austin Pyromania: "Terri, if not for you getting in the ring with Akasha, I wouldn't have the oppurtunity.... JUST THEN, PYROMANIA PASSIONATELY KISSES HER AND SHE LOOKS SURPRISED. Thank you". THE SCENE THEN SWITCHES TO RINGSIDE. LOKI's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT WITH A STEEL CHAIR. Coachman: "Wow, lucky guy"! HTM: "Well yeah, when he forces himself on her"! Coachman: "Well speaking of unlucky, I wouldn't wanna be in Loki's place right now"! RHYNO's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT POUNDING HIS CHEST TO A HUGE POP. HE HAS A TRASH CAN FULL OF WEAPONS. HTM: "And why is that Coach? He's already proven he can beat Rhyno. In fact, he's beaten everyone he's gotten in the ring with so far"! Coachman: "Well like he said, Rhyno started out in a place where if you didn't know extreme, you didn't know a thing"! Extreme Rules: Rhyno vs. Loki The bell sounded and the two men circled each other as an extra referee spreads the weapons around the ring. Loki tried to keep Rhyno at bay by kicking at him but Rhyno lowered his head and went at him. He took some shots to the back of the head but Rhyno lifted him up and drove him into the corner. After catching him with a clothesline, Rhyno wedged a trash can in between the ring ropes and tried to whip Loki in. But Loki reversed it and sent Rhyno crashing into it before catching him with a jump kick to the face. Loki then grabbed his steel chair and caught Rhyno with a jumping dropkick to the face, using the chair. He covered him but only got a 2 count. After a stiff kick to the side of the head, Loki went to the top rope, holding the chair. He tried to come off with a moonsault but Rhyno moved and Loki landed hard on the chair. Rhyno saw the opening he needed and he waited for Loki to get up before hitting him with 2 hard clotheslines. He then whipped him into the ropes and caught him with a powerslam. Rhyno then pulled out a fire extinguisher but Loki kicked him low and then hit him over the head with the chair. He covered him and hooked the leg but somehow, Rhyno kicked out at 2. Loki pulled out a table and stood it up in the corner before pulling out a ladder. He climbed up the ladder looking for a high risk move but Rhyno grabbed the chair and hit the ladder, knocking it over and Loki with it! Loki slowly got up but when he did, Rhyno almost made him a part of the table, Goring him right through it as the crowd went nuts. He covered him and hooked the leg to get the 1....2.....3. Match Time: 7:43 HTM: "And all they would've had to use is a guitar"! Coachman: "Can you believe that one folks? An unbelievable Gore through a table has propelled the manbeast to a measure of revenge over Loki"! HTM: "Someone might have to scrape that guy off the mat"! PRIOR TO COMMERCIAL... BACKSTAGE.... MATT TAYLOR AND JACKIE GAYDA ARE LAUGHING AND CARRYING ON WHEN NEMESIS COMES UP. Nemesis: "I told Sam I didn't trust you and I knew..... Matt Taylor: "You knew what? Hey, I don't like High Octane, it doesn't mean anything". Nemesis: "You're not serious about reforming you little..... Taylor: "Go ahead Nemesis, insult me. But what I think it is, is your jealous that Sam can help someone besides you. Let me tell you something, if he can reform you, he can reform.... Nemesis: "Don't say it you son of a bitch, or I will.... JUST THEN, SAM WILDE COMES UP. Sam Wilde: "Hey, hey, hey, guys, break it up, we don't need this. Now calm down"! Taylor: "Sam, I'll see you for the next study, but you need to do something about him". TAYLOR GRABS JACKIE's HAND AND THEY WALK OFF AS WILDE TURNS TO NEMESIS WITH A LOOK OF DISAPPOINTMENT. COMMERCIAL BREAK.... A PROGRAMMING AD IS SHOWN FOR FEAR FACTOR. RETURN FROM BREAK... A VIDEO PACKAGE IS SHOWN FEATURING RENE DUPREE AND SYLVAN GRENIER. Rene Dupree: "Tag team wrestling is not what it used to be". Sylvan Grenier: "Gone are the British Bulldogs, the Quebecers". Dupree: "And great teams like the Fabulous Rougeous". Grenier: "What happened to this excellence"? Dupree: "We're coming to bring it back and make all those before us proud". Grenier: "Be prepared". LES NOUVELLES..... COMING SOON. BACK AT RINGSIDE.... Brock Lesnar's music hits and he comes down to the ring to a lot of heat. Coachman: "Welcome back folks and get ready, here comes the pain"! HTM: "He's steamin' tonight Coach, I wouldn't wanna be in his path"!
Brock Lesnar: "Ya know, since I came to the TWF, there were two things that I've always heard about. The first is how great Travis Wakeman is and I showed the world that was nothing but total crap, the other thing was Jordan Rockwell!
Fans cheer at the mention of Rockwells' name.
Yeah, exactly my point! All I heard was how Jordan Rockwell is the future of the TWF and he's this and that and how there's no man in the wrestling business who could stop Jordan Rockwell. Well as far as I'm concerned, you're looking at the man that stopped Rockwell on PrimeTime, roll the footage"!
Footage is shown of two weeks ago on PrimeTime when Jordan Rockwell fought Kurt Angle and Lesnar's distraction that allowed Angle to get the win.
THE FANS LOUDLY BOO.
Lesnar:(laughs) "Thanks to me, there is no chance for Rockwell to be Universal champion anytime soon and at Foul Play Rockwell, I'm gonna show you there's only one man that's the future of the TWF and that's Brock Lesnar! But fact is, we don't have to wait till foul play, we can go right here tonight! So come on Rockwell, come get some"! Coachman: "Oh wow, he's callin' Mr. Showtime out"! HTM: "I would stay back there Rockwell, think hard about this".
THE FANS LOUDLY CHEER WHEN ROCKWELL POPS UP ON THE PRIMETRON.
Rockwell: "Hey Brock, I see you down there in the ring and you're all wound up and you're all tense. What's the matter man? You and your lover have a spat and your not getting any? Try to send flowers, I'm sure he'd like that".
CROWD LAUGHS AS LESNAR IS VISIBLY UPSET.
Hey, hey, hey, don't go getting upset now, it's not my fault you accidentally dropped the soap in the shower. But seriously though, I have to give you credit for being the first person to actually try to have a turf war with me. After all, most people would do some secretive b.s. but not you. And I hear you challenged me to fight you right here and now. Thing is Brock, I'm gonna be a really nice guy and I am gonna do you a real big favor and I'm gonna stay back here simply because I want you to be at Foul Play and I wanna fight you there because if I come out there all that'll happen is you'd get your ass kicked and I'd be out an opponent. So do yourself a favor and try to settle down and relax and make it through the week and then Brock, you and I will hook up at Foul Play. By the way, there is just one question I want to ask you".
Lesnar: "What"?
Rockwell: "Do you have any idea if I'm live or if this is a tape? Well since you don't, take a good look at the screen and I'll give you a clue".
The screen does a double shot as Rockwell is seen and on the other side is Brock Lesnar but Jordan Rockwell is standing behind him!
As Lesnar turns around, Rockwell hits him with an unbelievable spear and then he lifts him up and gets him in postion for a reverse ddt but instead, Rockwell drives Lesnar's head and neck into his knee. Lesnar fell to the mat grasping at his neck in obvious pain. Then Rockwell drops a knee onto Lesnar's neck and steps back a few feet. when lesnar pulls himself half way up, rockwell does a rolling neck snap that jars his neck back which hurts his neck even more. As Lesnar rolls around clutching his neck, Rockwell gets down on the mat and applies a weird yet painfull version of the stf pulling on Lesnar's neck.
Rockwell finally lets go and grabs the mic and stands above the fallen Lesnar.
Rockwell: "Hey Brock, that's what I like to call the tranquilizer and at Foul Play, win or lose, much like everyone else you will believe. So I'll see you at Foul Play"!
Rockwell drops the mic and stomps on Lesnar's neck as "Rock Hard" by Ja Rule hits and he starts to leave when Crystal Carmichael comes out. Coachman: "Wait a minute, look at this"! Crystal Carmichael: "You think you're the only one who can pull one over tonight? Well you're wrong. Because tonight, if you can find a female who wants to team with you, you will face me and the next big thing! How's that.... Mr. Showtime"? HTM: "Oh boy Rockwell, you got yourself in it this time! No one's gonna team with this guy Coach"! Coachman: "I don't know about that, but Rockwell better get lookin'"! BACKSTAGE.... KEVIN NASH IS SHOWN WITH NATHAN JONES. Kevin Nash: "Listen man, I know I told you I'd meet you at the arena that night, but I had a personal issue I had to resolve. Trust me, it has nothing to do with you"? Nathan Jones: "So we're still friends"? Nash: "Definitely man, now let's go get ready for that six man". BACK AT RINGSIDE, MATT TAYLOR's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT WITH JACKIE GAYDA. Coachman: "Here comes Matt Taylor and it's quite the bizarre situation this guy has started over on RAW Honky, let's take a look". FOOTAGE IS SHOWN OF MATT TAYLOR COSTING HIGH OCTANE A MATCH ON RAW AGAINST MALICE. HTM: "Well I'll agree, it is a little odd, but I like this kid's thinking. He's got a good sense of direction". "DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS" HITS AND HIGH OCTABE COMES OUT TO A GOOD POP. Coachman: "But what does he have against High Octane? That makes no sense to me at all"! HTM: "Well neither did math class Coach but I'm sure you'll figure it out". Coachman: "I'm beginning to think Nemesis has a point about this guy but nonetheless, these two are ready to lock up... it's go time"! Matt Taylor w/ Jackie Gayda vs. "High Octane" Damion West Before the bell sounded, Taylor attacked West from behind, targeting his lower back. After a backdrop suplex, Taylor used a unique bow and arrow in the center of the ring. But the match was still in the early stages so West was able to hang on. After a pendulum backbreaker, Taylor whipped him into the ropes but West came off with a spinwheel kick that was on the money. He then shot Taylor to the corner and caught him with a nice calf kick. He made the lateral press but Taylor was easily up. High Octane went for a snap suplex but Taylor countered by grabbing the top rope. Taylor then grabbed his feet and stomped right in his gut, drawing a warning from referee Jim Korderas not to go too low. Taylor came back with a belly to belly suplex and went for the cover, hooking the leg but could only manage a 2 count. He then hoisted High Octane onto his shoulders looking for a powerslam but High Octane slid off and tried to catch him with the "Head on Collision" but Taylor ducked. He then sent him to the corner but High Octane jumped up on the top rope and came off with a moonsault on a standing Taylor and hooked both his legs to get the 3 count. Match Time: 6:45 HTM: "Ah Matt, what happened"?! Coachman: "He got beat, that's what happened"! JACKIE TRIED TO CALM TAYLOR DOWN AS THEY WALKED AWAY BUT AS SOON AS THEY DISAPPEARED BACKSTAGE, BAHAMUT CAME OUT WITH A MICROPHONE IN HAND. HTM: "Oh here we go". Coachman: "What is this"? Bahamut: "Once again Octane, you got lucky. But do you remember WrestleMania? I sure as hell do. Because it was that night that I showed everyone what you really are. A guy who's gotten to where he is because he's lucky. I mean, let's think about it. How many top names have you beaten since you showed up around here? Sure, you were the Lightheavyweight champion, but that's because you weigh like what, fifty pounds? HONKY TONK MAN LAUGHS. Well trust me boy, at Foul Play, the result will be no different. You like getting your ass kicked? Well that's fine with me cause I like to hand out ass kickings". High Octane: "Well then why don't we raise the stakes a little? You say all I am is lucky? Bahamut, I might be small in stature, but.... Bahamut: "Oh don't give me that little train that could crap! What are you trying... High Octane: "I say, let's put a steel cage around us and I'll show you how lucky I am"! Bahamut: (laughing) "Hey kid, if you wanna get beat down that badly, I'll be happy to oblige". "BOMBSHELL" BY POWERMAN 5000 HITS AS THE 2 MEN STAND IN A STAREDOWN. Coachman: "Ya gotta respect that Honky! He's challenged a man over twice his size to a steel cage match"! THE MUSIC STOPS. Bahamut: "Hey Octane, I just realized who I can compare you to. A guy who won some matches, but never big ones. His name was.... Brian Pillman"! BAHAMUT STARTS LAUGHING BUT HIGH OCTANE DROPS THE MIC AND CHARGES HIM. BUT BEFORE HE CAN GET THERE, SECURITY IS OUT IN FULL FORCE TO HOLD THE 2 BACK. HTM: "Oh that touched a nerve"! Coachman: "That's dispicable! Bahamut is the lowest form of human life I've ever seen for a comment like that"! BACKSTAGE.... ARENA LOBBY... CHRIS TIRPAK AND BRADSHAW ARE SHOWN TALKING WHEN KURT ANGLE COMES UP. BRADSHAW STANDS UP AND PULLS HIS FIST BACK. Kurt Angle: "Whoa, there's no need for that big guy, just hold your aggression in check". Chris Tirpak: "What do you want"? Angle: "i actually came here because I think we can help each other with a common problem. Ya see, I can't stand this guy Aries and I have a problem with people disgracing our great country". Bradshaw: "So what are you suggesting"? Angle: "I'm suggesting that together, we make sure it doesn't happen anymore. Now Chris, I feel for you for what happened to your brother. And if you guys want my help, all you gotta do is ask". ANGLE WALKS AWAY AS TIRPAK AND BRADSHAW LOOK AT EACH OTHER. BACK AT RINGSIDE, TEDDY LONG IS IN THE RING WITH MALICE. Coachman: "Good ol' J.R. warned us about this part of the show, it's time for Civil Rights"! HTM: "I don't think there's any harm in this". Teddy Long: "Let me holla at ya'll. Just this morning, I talk to one of the greatest ladies of all time, Coretta Scott King. This Sunday is Miss King's birthday so I called to wish her well and trust me, she wished me well also. Now Triple H, you're looking at the man you will face at Foul Play. He's big, he's mean, he has an evil intent. but most importantly, he understands the black man's stuggles in America much more than the story of the undeserving white man. So Triple H, I hope you're ready, because not only is brother Malice gonna play the game, he's gonna put it outta commision. And by the way, as if my list wasn't impressive enough, Miss King gave me several great ideas for people who can take Stephanie's place on RAW". CIVIL RIGHTS' MUSIC HITS AND LONG AND MALICE LEAVE TOGETHER. Coachman: "So finally, Triple H knows the idenity of his opponent at Foul Play". HTM: "But I'm not sure he wants to"! BACKSTAGE.... WEARING HIS CLOAK, DREW BLOOD EMERGES FROM THE ARENA BASEMENT. BUT WHEN HE TURNS THE CORNER, TRISH STRATUS IS STANDING THERE AND SHE SLAPS HIM ACROSS THE FACE. Trish: "I hope you're happy because at Foul Play, Travis is gonna beat you within an inch of your life"! TRISH WALKS AWAY AS A GRIN ON DREW BLOOD's FACE TURNS INTO A VERY EVIL LOOK. COMMERCIAL BREAK.... A COMMERCIAL FOR MILKY WAY IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK... SHANE's OFFICE.... SHANE TURNS AROUND IN HIS CHAIR TO SEE DREW BLOOD STANDING IN HIS OFFICE. Drew Blood: "Did you just see that"? Shane McMahon: "See what"? DREW GRABS SHANE BY HIS COLLAR AND PICKS HIM UP. Drew Blood: "That little bitch just put her hands on me". Shane: "Ya know, I've been thinking about doing this and now I'm going to. I'm tired of your crap and I've decided that at Foul Play, not only are you gonna wrestle Travis Wakeman, you're gonna put your career on the line against him"! Drew Blood: (laughs) "And if I beat him"? Shane: "You can come up with the stipulation, I don't care"! DREW BLOOD LETS GO OF SHANE, JERKING HIM BACK INTO THE CHAIR AND THEN WALKS OUT OF THE OFFICE. Coachman: "Wow, things are getting tense here on Saturday Night's Main Event Honky". HTM: "Drew Blood's gotta put his career on the line, I don't agree with that". Coachman: "Well folks, as many of you know, in June we will be going to division only pay-per-views so the format for this show will change. Whichever show is not on a pay-per-view that month will have be on this show so we look forward to making our division extension more of a success". 6 Man tag: Tommy Dreamer, Kevin Nash and Nathan Jones vs. Scott Steiner, Randy Orton and John Cena Jones looked goodearly as he dominated both Orton and Cena but Steiner came in and traded shots with him. Communication broke down between Nash, Jones and Dreamer and Cena hit his drop death valley driver on Dreamer to pick up the win. But after the match, Nash was savagely attacked by a furious Nathan Jones who left him laying in the ring. Match Time: 8:15 Coachman: "Well the match is over but what the heck has gotten into Nathan Jones"? HTM: "This guy's a nut Coach and Nash has just felt his affects"! Coachman: "I can't believe that, let's send it back to Mean Gene". BACKSTAGE.... Okerlund: "Okay, I'm satnding here right now with Sable and let me..... what the.... JUST THEN, SABLE IS ATTACKED FROM BEHIND BY CRYSTAL CARMICHAEL. Carmichael: "Does that answer your challenge, bitch"?! OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA.... ALEX MIRAN COMES UO TO VICTORIA WHO IS LOOKING AT HERSELF IN HER WOMEN's TITLE BELT. Alex Miran: "Excuse me Victoria. VICTORIA TURNS TO HER. I just wanted to say that before I got here, you were one of the females I really looked up to and it's gonna be an honor to face you for the Women's title at Foul Play". Victoria: "Honor? You'll think differently after Foul Play". VICTORIA WALKS INTO MIRAN's SHOULDER. MIRAN SEEMS SURPRISED BY THESE ACTIONS. Coachman: "Like I said, it's gettin' tense". HTM: "Good for you Victoria, you don't need to play buddy buddy with this woman, she's gonna try and take your title"! Coachman: "Well we've got some more Foul Play news to pass along, take a look at this. A GRAPHIC CONTAINING THE FOUL PLAY LOGO IS SHOWN FOR EACH MATCH. Just announced, Sable will meet Crystal Carmichael and in what could be a big tag team match for PrimeTime, Chris Benoit and Dylan Jansens of the Four Elements will face Kanyon and Sean O'haire who represent Raven Enterprises so with that, let's go to the ring". Non- Title: Kanyon vs. Universal champ Rob Van Dam Before things could even get underway, Sean O'haire came out and RVD flew over the top rope, taking him out with a plancha. But as RVD and O'haire traded blows, referee Brian Hebner threw the match out. Kanyon came out and it didn't take long for RVD to succumb to the 2 on 1 odds. O'haire held him by the hair as Kanyon delivered a barrage of right hands before Raven slowly walked down the ramp and got right in RVD's face. Raven was clearly heard telling him to "get ready for the full Raven Effect". "End of Everything" by Stereomud hit as Raven and his men walked away to a lot of heat. HTM: "Ya got the message RVD? You can kiss that title goodbye"! Coachman: "This is very similar to the situation RAW has with Civil Rights and that makes the roles of Triple H and Rob Van Dam that much more important at Foul Play. What? Okay we've gotsomething going on in back"! HTM: "Get a camera back there"! A CAMERAMAN SCRAMBLES TO CATCH KID GUNDAM AND HAYABUSA BEATING THE HELL OUT OF REY MYSTERIO BEFORE TRYING TO UNMASK HIM. JUST IN TIME, CARNEY, BENOIT AND JANSENS COME RUNNING UP AND GUNDAM AN D THE LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SCATTER. BUT NO SOONER DOES RAVEN ENTERPRISES COME THROUGH THE CURTAIN AND A BRAWL ENSUES. FINALLY, RAVEN GRABS A STEEL CHAIR AND BLASTS ALL 3 MEN AS THEY WENT AT IT WITH O'HAIRE AND KANYON. RAVEN THEN DROPS THE CHAIR AS ALL 4 MEMBERS OF 4 ELEMENTS ARE DOWN. Raven: "This is getting good". Coachman: "Four Elements has been taken out by Raven and his, I guess, followers. But don't go anywhere folks cause up next, Brock Lesnar and Crystal Carmichael face Jordan Rockwell and a partner.. if he got one". COMMERCIAL BREAK.... A COMMERCIAL FOR THE SONY V505 IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK... BACKSTAGE.... AUSTIN PYROMANIA IS GETTING READY TO LEAVE THE ARENA WHEN AKASHA COMES UP AND QUICKLY ERASES THE SMILE FROM HIS FACE. Akasha: "Pyromania, if I were you, I wouldn't be so happy with Terri. After all, her getting you this match with my Spawn is gonna cost you everything". Austin Pyromania: "I'm ready for him". Akasha: "You have no idea what kind of world you will be entering at Foul Play. You always tell people not to play with fire. Well, it'll be tough to find your match in that cloud of darkness". AKASHA WALKS AWAY, LEAVING PYROMANIA SPEECHLESS AS THE SCENE SHIFTS TO THE RING WHERE THE HARVARD FIGHT SONG IS PLAYING AND CHRISTOPHER NOWINSKI IS IN THE RING WEARING HIS LETTER JACKET. HE HAS A PIECE OF PAPER IN HIS HAND. Coachman: "So a strong message from Akasha to Pyromania but speaking of messages, what's Nowinski gonna say"? HTM: "Well let's listen". Christopher Nowinski: "As most of you know, I will be competing at Foul Play for the TWF World title against Strife. Now since he's not here tonight to participate in the debate I had planned, I figured I'd draw a little comparison between us for all of you. First of all, and most important, is my 2-0 win-loss versus Strife. But I decided to do some digging and I came across one of Strife's report cards. Now it's been well documented that I am a Harvard grad. As for Strife, I haven't been able to find a report card for any later than sixth grade. Of course, he probably dropped out after that. Now let's take a look here". Coachman: "This is ridiculous Honky". Nowinski: "Let's see, aside from failing all major subjects, this guy couldn't even pass physical education for cryin' out loud! I mean.... JUST THEN, "ALL GROWN UP" HITS AND STEPHANIE McMAHON COMES OUT. HTM: "What is she doing out here"? Coachman: "Whatever she wants Honky"! Stephanie McMahon: "Ya know Chris, Strife isn't here tonight, but I'm sure he's listening to everything you're saying. But I wanted to tell you about a little change I've made to your title match. In my opinion, The Undertaker did a great job as referee for your match with Bahamut on RAW. So with that said, I've decided to make him the ref for your match with Strife"! HTM: "What"?! "ALL GROWN UP" HITS AND STEPHANIE WALKS BACKSTAGE AS NOWINSKI TAKES OFF HIS JACKET AND TEARS THE "REPORT CARD" UP. Coachman: "I don't see what he's mad about! He's the one who suggested the deadman"! HTM: "That's ridiculous! He's not an accomplished official"! Coachman: "Well Steph's decisions are all final and speaking of Foul Play folks, we are drawing near to what should be an off the charts event so don't wait any longer, call and order today"! A CORD STRIKES AND BROCK LESNAR's MUSIC HITS AS HE COMES OUT ALONG WITH CRYSTAL CARMICHAEL. HTM: "Here comes the pain"! Coachman: "Crystal Carmichael put out this challenge earlier tonight. Now we know Lesnar will face Mr. Showtime Jordan Rockwell at Foul Play, but what's gonna happen tonight"? HTM: "Does he even have a partner"? "ROCK HARD" BY JA RULE HITS AND PYRO STREAMS TOWARDS THE CEILING AS JORDAN ROCKWELL COMES OUT. HE WALKS A FEW STEPS OUT AND STOPS. THE CROWD COMES ALIVE WHEN LITA COMES OUT! Coachman: "Oh my God, it's Lita"! HTM: "Lita"? Coachman: "We all know the history between these two and even though she wrestles on RAW, I bet either Shane or Stephanie granted some special circumstances tonight"! Mixed Gender tag: Brock Lesnar and Crystal Carmichael vs. Jordan Rockwell and Lita As the bell sounded, Lita started things off with Carmichael. The two women exchanged some great chain wrestling before Lita caught her with a nice dropkick. She tagged in Rockwell and the crowd grew louder as he waited for Lesnar to tag in. He did and after a brief stare, they locked up and the stronger Lesnar slammed him to the mat. He came at him with a clothesline but Rockwell ducked and tagged him with some hard right hands before whipping him to the corner and drilling him with a clothesline. Rockwell then went for the Rock Smasher but Lesnar countered by elbowing him in the side of the head. He followed that with a hard clothesline before backing him to the corner and driving his shoulders into his abdomen. He then tagged in Carmichael who tried to get some cheap shots on Rockwell but Lita tagged herself in and hit Carmichael with a succession of kicks to the stomach followed by a hair toss. Lesnar tried to come in but he was met by Rockwell and referee Charles Robinson was beginning to lose control. Suddenly, Carmichael snuck in a low blow on Rockwell and then pulled a pair of handcuffs out of her tights and tossed them to Brock. Lita and Crystal traded shots as Lesnar was able to handcuff Rockwell to the turnbuckle. Carmichael then got in the face of Robinson as Lesnar picked Lita up and disgracefully dropped her with the "F5" and Crystal covered her for the 3 count. Match Time: 8:06 Coachman: "Lesnar and Carmichael have done a little bending of the rules to get the win here"! HTM: "But a win is a win"! Coachman: "So the reunion for Rockwell and Lita is bittsweet and you gotta say Lesnar has the advantage over Rockwell now with this momentum"! HTM: "Not only that, but I don't give Sable much hope against this fiesty little Crystal Carmichael"! LESNAR AND CARMICHAEL WALK AWAY IN VICTORY AS SEVERAL OFFICIALS COME OUT AND GET THE KEY, UNLOCKING ROCKWELL. ROCKWELL IMMEDIATELY CRAWLED TO LITA TO CHECK ON HER STATUS BEFORE LOOKING UP ONE LAST TIME AT LESNAR IN ANGER. Coachman: "Well I know one thing, the next big thing has definitely got Rockwell's attention, you can bet on that"! TWF RE-WIND SHOWS FOOTAGE OF "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN's TRAPS ON NAILS AND GOLDUST FROM LAST WEEK's RAW. Goldust vs. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin As the bell sounded, Goldust slowed Austin down with a thumb to the eyes and a series of knifedge chops before whipping him into the ropes and catching him with his butt bump. But Goldust began to taunt the crowd with his posing and Austin got up and went berserk on him with some rapid fire right hands and a big clothesline. After a vertical suplex, Austin caught Goldust with a sidewalk slam and went for the cover but Goldust kicked out at 2. After ducking a clothesline, Goldust caught Austin with his bulldog before setting him on the turnbuckle in the corner, looking for the Shattered Dreams. But Austin moved and Goldust caught only turnbuckle pad with his kick. Austin then kickec him in the gut and hit the Stunner to get the 1....2....3. Match Time: 5:50 Coachman: "A stunner for Goldust and it's lights out! Chalk it up"! HTM: "Oh look at this"! NAILS CAME OUT AND TRIED TO SNEAK UP ON AUSTIN FROM BEHIND. BUT AUSTIN TURNED AND SAW HIM, NAILS STOPPED DEAD IN HIS TRACKS. AUSTIN THEN INVITED HIM INTO THE RING BUT NAILS PULLED GOLDUST OUT AND HELPED HIM UP THE RAMP. Coachman: "Nails has turned down the rattlesnake's challenge! Is he.... HTM: "He's not afriad Coach, don't even suggest that! Nails is just the master of the mind game and he's thinking of a plan of attack here, I can tell". Coachman: "Those two will go one on one at Foul Play and if Nails wants to get the win, he's definitely gonna need a plan"! COMMERCIAL BREAK.... A COMMERCIAL FOR SOUTHWEST AIRLINES IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK... RINGSIDE.... Coachman: "We're back on RAW folks and it was announced during the break by Shane McMahon that Drew Blood will have to face his former crypt keeper, one on one tonight"! HTM: "That's just a perfect example of power abuse. First he made Drew put his career on the line, now this"? BATISTA's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A GOOD POP. Coachman: "I think it's just that Drew Blood has been a thorn in Shane's side for too long and just think Honky, Shane said Drew could name his.... look out"! JUST THEN, DREW BLOOD CAME OUT FROM BEHIND AND ATTACKED BATISTA. AFTER WHIPPING HIM INTO THE RING STEPS, DREW ROLLED HIM INTO THE RING AND GRABBED A STEEL CHAIR. SECONDS AFTER THE BELL RANG, DREW BLOOD PASTED BATISTA WITH A STEEL CHAIR SHOT, CAUSING A DQ. Coachman: "He just got disqualified"! HTM: "I don't think he cares Coach"! DREW BLOOD THEN USED THE CHAIR TO JAM IT INTO THE RIBS OF BATISTA BEFORE DROPPING HIM WITH THE "BLOODBATH". HE THEN ASKED FOR THE HOUSE MIC. Drew Blood: "Wakeman, my career's on the line, that's fine. I've never needed anything here. But when I win, it means I get a new crypt keeper. One who will do as I ask. (he looks down at Batista) And that man is..... Shane"! Coachman: "What"?! HTM: "Shane McMahon taking orders? I'd love to see it"! Coachman: "This man has eveil written all over him Honky! God help Shane"! BACKSTAGE.... STEPHANIE's OFFICE.... STEPHANIE IS IN HER OFFICE WITH TRIPLE H. Stephanie: "Let's put everything behind us, for the sake of RAW". SHE EXTENDS HER HAND. Triple H: "You know how hard I've worked to get where I am Steph! I want to win for RAW... that's it". TRIPLE H EXITS THE OFFICE BUT CAMERAS SHOW TEDDY LONG AT THE END OF THE HALL. Teddy Long: "I hope you're ready Hunter. Because at Foul Play, Malice will make you pay, pay for everything your ancestors did to us. Be prepared playa, hopefully, you're on our good list"! TRIPLE H STARES ON AS LONG WALKS OFF. OFF AIR....
