Louisville, Kentucky
May 25, 2002
Dark Matches In an exciting tag team match, Chuck and Billy finally got back on the winning track by defeating Team Extreme in 11:14. After Billy tossed Jeff Hardy to the floor, Carney scored with a sit down jawbreaker but when he turned around, Chuck was lying in wait with a superkick and that got the win. Jamie Knoble of SMW pulled off a huge victory over Essa Rios in 2:09 when he countered a hurracanrana with a quick rollup of his own, pinning Rios' legs behind his head and making it impossible to kick out.
SNME GOES LIVE AS LIVE ACTION IS SHOWN, A VERY NICE LOOKING SPARKLY CLEAN LOWRIDER PULLS INTO THE ARENA AND EDDIE GUERRERO IS DRIVING. EDDIE PARKS THE CAR AND GETS OUT WITH 3 WOMEN WHO GRAB HIS ARM AS HE WALKS TOWARDS THE ENTRANCE. ONCE AT THE DOOR, HE CONFRONTS AN ARENA SECURITY GAURD. Eddie Guerrero:"What's up vato? THE SECURITY GAURD SAYS NOTHING. Tell you what essa, if you see Hulk Hogan tonight, pass along a message for me. Tell him that if I see him tonight, he's dead alright". Security gaurd:"Will do Mr. Guerrero". EDDIE ENTERS THE ARENA WITH THE WOMEN AND THE SCENE CUTS TO HULK HOGAN WHO IS SHOWN INSIDE THE ARENA WATCHING EVERYTHING ON A CLOSED CIRCUIT MONITOR. SNME's MONTAGE VIDEO COMES ON AND IT's THEME MUSIC PLAY. SHORTLY THEREAFTER, THE LOUD FREEDOM HALL ARENA IS SHOWN ALONG WITH THE 13,222 FANS THAT HAVE SOLD OUT THE SHOW. Johnathan Coachman:"Welcome to Saturday Night's Main Event, the last stop on our way to Evil Intentions! I am the Coach alongside Mike Norton and Mike, what does Eddie Guerrero mean that Hogan is dead"? Mike Norton:"Well Coach, it's simple, he broke Hogan's spirit last month at Foul Play and at Evil Intentions, he's gonna take his pride. Tonight, he's being courteous by giving Hogan a warning and letting him enjoy one last night before he destroys everything he's earned at the pay-per-view". A MATCHUP PICTURE FEATURING SNME's LOGO IS DISPLAYED ON THE SCREEN. Coachman:"Well that match will take place in less than a week at Evil Intentions, but right here tonight, Scott Steiner goes one on one with the genocidal, homicidal, suicidal maniac Sabu". ANOTHER MATCHUP PICTURE IS PUT UP ON THE SCREEN WITH CHRIS BENOIT AND RHYNO ON OPPOSING SIDES OF THE SNME LOGO. Norton:"And from the PrimeTime division, the rabid wolverine Chris Benoit tangles with the manbeast Rhyno"! THE NWO THEME HITS AS X-PAC MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE AISLE. Coachman:"Kicking things off will be X-Pac of the New World Order against Sam Wilde and this is ridiculous Norton, Sam Wilde came back to the TWF to make an honest living and compete with the best superstars in the world and he is punished by Mr. McMahon". AN ORGAN STRIKES AND A CHURCH BELL RINGS AS SAM WILDE's MUSIC HITS AND HE RECEIVES A PLEASANT REACTION. Norton:"Ridiculous? Look at this goof! Not only that, but he is the sole reason Roddy Piper came back to the TWF so I don't blame Vince". Coachman:"Well the first stage of his punishment didn't go as planned as Sam Wilde pulled the upset over the five hundred poung Big Show". Norton:"X-Pac might not be as big as The Big Show, but he will present numerous problems for Sam Wilde here and his experience alone will lead him to victory". X-Pac vs. Sam Wilde X-Pac quickly gained the upper hand on a collar and elbow tie up, backing Wilde to the corner and kicking him in the midsection several times before drilling him with a jumping spin kick right on the chin. But after ducking a subsequent heel kick, Wilde scored with a cradle suplex and then a nice snap suplex which he floated over into a cover and got a 2 count. He then whipped X-Pac in and delivered a nice back body drop before going to the top rope. But X-Pac pushed referee Mike Sparks into the ring ropes, forcing Wilde to lose his balance and straddling him on the top turnbuckle. X-Pac then hit him with a dropkick that knocked him all the way to the floor. He then used the top rope to sling himself to the outside of the ring with a flying plancha. He then rolled Wilde into the ring and Sparks asked Wilde if he wanted to continue when Rey Mysterio, Jr. came running out and hit X-Pac with a hurracanrana on the entrance ramp! Mysterio then rolled X-Pac into the ring and he and Wilde got up simultaneously. X-Pac threw an errant spinning heel kick at Wilde buty Wilde avoided it and countered with the "Testament of Wilde" and hooked X-Pac's leg for the win. Match Time: 3:58 Coachman:"Sam Wilde has done it again"! Norton:"Oh boy, wait till Mr. McMahon finds out about this"! Coachman:"With an assist from Rey Mysterio, Sam Wilde's successful return to the TWF has continued and this guy is becoming one of the top young superstars in the TWF Norton"! Norton:"Small assist? Try again". BACKSTAGE Mean Gene Okerlund:"Alright guys, Saturday Night's Main Event is heating up as usual and right now, I am with the man who has been spreading rumors backstage and making up stories about several superstars, namely Vlad the Impaler and Hardcore Holly". THE MAN SNATCHES THE MIC FROM MEAN GENE. Lance Bremsner:"Bremsner, my name is Lance Bremsner". Okerlund:"Ok then Mr. Bremsner, why the rumors? Why the stories"? Lance Bremsner:"Ever since this company was created, it has been my goal to show these guys what I've got but time and time again, they've turned me down. Well tonight, after I beat Hardcore Holly, they'll have to let me in". Okerlund:"Good luck tonight Lance, let's see what you've got". "THE KINGS" BY RUN DMC HITS AS SEAN O'HAIRE COMES OUT TO A GOOD CHEER AS A MATCHUP PICTURE FOR EVIL INTENTIONS IS SHOWN FEATURING THE ACOLYTES VS. SEAN O'HAIRE AND ALBERT. Coachman:"The backstage informant, now known as Lance Bremsner, has a chance to win his way into the TWF tonight against Hardcore Holly but at Evil Intentions, the future number one contender spot in the tag team division will be on the line when The Acolytes take on Sean O'haire and Albert of the New Breed". THE ACOLYTES' MUSIC HITS AS FAAROOQ COMES OUT TO A LOUD POP. Norton:"Wah, wah, wah. This guy Bremsner kills me. There are so many guys who wanna be in the TWF, he's gonna have to prove he belongs and that'll be no easy task against Hardcore Holly". Coachman:"Focusing on this match now, what an advantage the team of Sean O'haire and Albert would have going into Evil Intentions if O'haire can defeat Faarooq tonight after Albert pinned Bradshaw on PrimeTime". Norton:"It'd be a bit of an advantage, but nothing that gaurantees them a tag team win. We all know what The Acolytes can do in big matches, they've done it time and time again". Faarooq vs. Sean O'haire The match started off with a traditional collar and elbow tie up which O'haire got the best of, backing Faarooq to the corner. But when referee Jim Korderas asked for a break, Faarooq got a cheap shot in which started a heavy trade of punches by both men. Faarooq began getting the best of O'haire and then he picked him up and dropped him hard on his knee with a backbreaker. But he missed an elbow drop and O'haire took control. After a nice vertical suplex, O'haire whipped Faarooq in and went down to one knee where he delivered a spinning backhand to Faarooq's midsection. O'haire then came bouncing off the ropes but Faarooq was waiting with a 1 handed spinebuster that made O'haire's head bounce off the mat. But he wasn't finished. He picked up the dazed O'haire and delivered the "Dominator" and got the 1....2....3. Match Time: 3:25 Coachman:"What a hard hitting matchup and Faarooq has come out the winner. If that happens at Evil Intentions, The Acolytes will be the number one contenders". Norton:"And the winners of that match will get a chance to bring the tag team titles over to PrimeTime as well Coach"! BACKSTAGE TWF EXECUTIVE TONY GAREA APPROACHES TRIPLE H WHO HAS JUST ENTERED THE ARENA. Tony Garea:"Hunter, I have something for ya". HE HANDS TRIPLE H A FOLDED PIECE OF PAPER. Triple H:"What the hell is this"? Garea:"I have no idea, I was just asked to bring it to you". TRIPLE H OPENS THE PAPER AND READS IT ALOUD. Triple H: (to himself) "Come to the suite later tonight, there's something I forgot to give you in the divorce settlement. Stephanie TRIPLE H CRUMBLES THE PAPER IN HIS HAND, DROPS IT ON THE FLOOR AND WALKS AWAY AS SNME GOES TO COMMERCIAL. A COMMERCIAL FOR WM X-8 FOR NINTENDO GAMECUBE IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK.... BACKSTAGE.... CAMERAS POSITIONED NEAR THE ENTRANCE PICK UP "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN's ARRIVAL AND HE IS ON A MISSION AS HE SLAMS THE METAL DOOR OPEN AND WALKS THROUGH WEARING A CAMOFLAUGE BASEBALL HAT AND CAMOFLAUGE JACKET ALONG WITH HIS SIGNATURE BLUE JEAN SHORTS. Coachman:"Well fans, there you see a very irate "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and after what happened to him last week on PrimeTime, how can you blame him"? HARDCORE HOLLY's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES DOWN THE AISLE, LOCKING HIS EYES ON LANCE BREMSNER, WHO IS ALREADY IN THE RING. Norton:"But who attacked him? I don't blame him for being pissed, cause I would be too, but he has no idea, like all of us, who attacked him". Coachman:"Well fans, in recent weeks it has been this man Lance Bremsner who has been spreading rumors about other superstars just because he can't get into the TWF the right way and the two whop've taken the most from this guy are Hardcore Holly and Vlad the Impaler". Norton:"Well Bob Holly is as tough as they come and I don't expect this punk to last too long with him". Coachman:"Commissioner Piper has agreed to give this guy a chance and the rules are simple, if he defeats Holly, he has his TWF contract. But if he loses, he must leave the TWF and not show up at any of our venues again". Norton:"Hasta la vista Bremsner"! Match for TWF contract Hardcore Holly vs. Lance Bremsner After a collar and elbow tie up, Holly took control with a nice arm drag. Bremsner charged him but Holly dropped him with a hip toss before slapping the back of his head a few times. Holly then caught Bremsner with a powerslam before draping him over the top ring rope and kicking him in the gut, sending a SMACK throughout the arena. Holly then went for a suplex but Bremsner slipped out of it and countered with a small package to get the 1....2...., but Holly kicked out and came at him with a clothesline but Bremsner ducked and scored with a clothesline of his own. Seeing the oppurtunity, Bremsner went upstairs and came off with a flying guillotine legdrop but Holly rolled out of the way. Holly then patiently waited for Bremsner to get up and when he did, he delivered the "best dropkick in the business" and hooked the leg to secure the victory. Match Time: 2:27 Coachman:"Wow what a dropkick! I guess that's all she wrote for Lance Bremsner". Norton:"It sure is! When Holly puts that dropkick on the button like he just did, you might as well forget it"! BACKSTAGE FAITH IS WALKING BACKSTAGE WITH A HUGE SMILE ON HER FACE WHEN CHRISTIAN COMES UP FROM BEHIND. Christian:"Hey Faith, wait up, I need to know what the hell is going on". FAITH TURNS AROUND. Faith:"Okay, what's up"? Christian:"I thought you and I had something special. Then you go and make out with Edge, what is your problem"? Faith:"Christian, back when I teamed with you, I was stupid and didn't know where I wanted my career to go. Now I've found true happiness and I won't let you ruin that". Christian:"True happiness? You're a complete idiot". SUDDENLY A VOICE SAYS "LEAVE HER ALONE". CHRISTIAN TURNS AROUND TO SEE DYLAN JANSENS STANDING THERE WITH MOLLY. Christian:"And who the hell are you, Captain America"? Dylan Jansens:"Jansens, Dylan Jansens". Christian:"Well Dylan, you need to get your fruity ass out of my face, before I rearrange it". Jansens:"No, I don't think that's gonna happen tonight". Christian:"Ya know, there's nothing I hate more than a rookie who comes in here and thinks he's a big shot". Jansens:"Ya know Christian, maybe it's this attitude that's helped you sink to the bottom of the ladder on the PrimeTime division. Come on Molly, let's go". DYLAN GRABS MOLLY BY THE ARM AND THE 2 WALK BY CHRISTIAN. BUT HE GRABS A NEAR BY WET MOP OUT OF A BUCKET AND SMACKS JANSENS ACROSS THE BACK WITH IT, BREAKING IT INTO 2 PIECES. Norton:"Ah! What a shot"! CHRISTIAN SLAMS ONE PIECE OF THE MOP ON THE GROUND AND WALKS AWAY AS MOLLY AND FAITH TEND TO JANSENS. Coachman:"Christian just snapped and so did that wooden mop handle, right over Dylan Jansens' back"! Norton:"You can't say he didn't ask for it Coach"! "HERE COMES THE MONEY" HITS AS SHANE McMAHON FURIOUSLY MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE RAMP. Coachman:"Well here comes the owner of the PrimeTime division and he doesn't seem happy"! Norton:"Gee, I can't imagine why"! AS THE FOOTAGE IS REPLAYED FROM PRIMETIME Cole:"Last week on PrimeTime, we saw Shane McMahon come to his brand new Porsche or should I say what was left of it"! Shane McMahon:"Ya know, I didn't want to be like my father and come out here all the time and talk, taking time away from the wrestlers, but tonight I have no choice. Travis Wakeman, you went too far on PrimeTime! You want a Toughman match pal, you got one for Evil Intentions! Oh yeah, my challenger has been notified that he won't be facing you that night, but that doesn't mean he won't be there! Oh no, it's Brock Lesnar Wakeman and he will be in my corner for our match! Wakeman, you wanna screw with me? Well at Evil Intentions, I'm gonna give the Toughman title an entirely new meaning". SHANE THROWS THE MIC DOWN AND PREPARES TO WALK OUT OF THE RING WHEN "MAKE WAY" BY METHOD MAN HITS AND TRAVIS WAKEMAN AND TRISH APPEAR ON THE RAMPWAY. Coachman:"Well Shane has accepted the challenge but what is this? Hasn't Wakeman done enough already"? Travis Wakeman:"Hey there Shane, I look forward to nothing more than facing you at Evil Intentions for the Toughman title. Maybe all those Shane's a pussy comments can finally be put to rest". Norton:" (laughing) Oh I can't believe he just said that". Wakeman:"But Shane, looks like you have one problem. Ya see, after I destroyed Spike on PrimeTime and you again punked out on my challenge, I decided to leave and go to a local bar. Now here's the kicker, my girl here just happened to bring our video camcorder with us so we could remember our lovely trip to Tampa, roll the footage guys". AMATUER FOOTAGE IS SHOWN OF TRISH RECORDING TRAVIS WAKEMAN GETTING INTO HIS CAR AND THE SCENE QUICKLY SHIFTS TO A BAR DRINKING A BEER WHEN HE IS APPROACHED BY A YOUNG KID. Kid:"Hey, aren't you that wrestler guy". Wakeman:"You're damn right son, did ya need an autograph"? Kid:"I sure do, but not from you, from her"! HE POINTS TO TRISH. WAKEMAN IS SHOWN WITH AN ANGRY LOOK ON HIS FACE AS TRISH PUTS DOWN THE CAMERA AND THE FOOTAGE IS SHUT OFF. Wakeman:"Ok freeze it right there guys. THE FOOTAGE IS STILLED AS SHANE IS SHOWN WITH A GRIN ON HIS FACE IN THE RING. Now never mind the ignorant little boy who..... Shane: (interrupting) One question Wakeman, why is a kid that young in a bar? Were you at Chuck E. Cheese's drinking apple juice"? COLE LAUGHS LOUDLY. Wakeman:"I don't know, that's what kind of parents are out there nowadays but that's not the importance of this pieceof footage Shane. Look in the bottom left corner, notice the time? The time when I got into my car was 8:25 pm and the time at the bar was 9:05 pm. When was the last time you checked on your car"? Shane:"Well, not that it's any of your business, but I went out there to get something at a quarter to nine". Wakeman:"Okay, so if I left the arena on a twenty minute drive, how could I have been back in time to destroy your car by 9:00 when you noticed it, especially when I'm on tape at this bar, which is twenty minutes away, at 9:05"? SHANE's FACE TURNS TO STONE AS HE REALIZES WHAT WAKEMAN IS SAYING. Coachman:"Oh my gosh, then that means..... Norton:"Wakeman has an alibi Cole! And Shane accepted the match"! PRIOR TO COMMERCIAL.... TWF EXECUTIVE OFFICE.... TWF OFFICIALS TONY GAREA AND JACK LANZA ARE SITTING WITH JUSTIN SANE WHO IS LOBBYING FOR A TRADE TO THE PRIMETIME DIVISION. Justin Sane:"I just don't think my talents are being showcased all that well on RAW". Jack Lanza:"This is an issue we realized would come up after the roster split". Tony Garea:"It's something we're considering Justin, we'll let ya know". SANE GETS UP FROM HIS CHAIR. Sane:"Well I need an answer quick, ya never know, I might just snap". SANE WALKS OUT OF THE OFFICE WHERE RANDY ORTON IS STANDING AND HAS OVERHEARD EVERYTHING. Randy Orton:"Ya know man, when I was trying to get to the TWF, you were an inspiration for me. Now you're in their complaining about needing to be traded? You're worse than Nick Van Exel man". Justin Sane:"Wait a minute punk, do you realize who you're talking to? Do you realize that I'm not right, not all there"? Orton:"Ya know, maybe you are, maybe you aren't. I think it's all a cover for what you really are". Norton:"Ouch". Sane:"You wanna find out what I really am"? Orton:"I'm up for it". Sane:"Let's do it in the ring then, tonight". SANE WALKS BY ORTON, BUMPING HIS SHOULDER. Orton:"Fine by me". COMMERCIAL.... RETURN FROM BREAK... BACKSTAGE.... EDGE IS IN HIS DREESING ROOM LACING HIS BOOTS FOR HIS MATCH LATER TONIGHT WHEN FAITH WALKS IN. Edge:"Not even a knock huh"? Faith:"Oh, I didn't think I needed to". Edge:"It's okay, don't worry about it. Listen Faith, about the other night in the ring... Faith: (puts her index finger to his lips) "Don't worry about it right now. What I came here for is to see if I could come to the ring with you tonight for your match with Matasamo". Edge:"Uh, I don't know if that's a good idea". Faith:"Oh come on, he'll have Hayabusa with him, what'll it hurt"? Edge:"You may have a point. Okay, we'll see how it goes". FAITH's EYES LIGHT UP. Faith:"Okay, I'll see ya in a bit". McMAHON SUITE A FURIOUS X-PAC ENTERS THE ROMM WITH SCOTT HALL AND KEVIN NASH. STEPHANIE IS PACING AROUND. X-Pac:"Man this is bullshit, did you see what Mysterio just did to me out there"? Stephanie:"I sure did X-Pac". Kevin Nash:"So what'd ya call us in here for Steph"? Stephanie:"Well, I just got off the phone with my dad and he has made two matches for Evil Intentions that will make all three of you happy". X-Pac:"Well let's hear it". Steph:"Hall and Nash, you two are gonna face Sam Wilde in a handicap match". Scott Hall: (laughing) "Are you serious"? Stephanie:"Yes. X-Pac, you have Rey Mysterio one on one in a King of the Ring qualification match". X-Pac:"Hell yeah! That's great"! Stephanie:"Ha, ha, not as great as what I have in store for Triple H tonight". RHYNO's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT AND POUNDS HIS CHEST TO THE SOUND OF NUMEROUS BOOS. Coachman:"Well I can't imagine what Stephanie has in store for her ex husband but fans listen to this.... AN EVIL INTENTIONS MATCHUP PICTURE FLASHES ON THE SCREEN FEATURING DYLAN JANSENS AND MOLLY ON ONE SIDE AND CHRISTIAN IN A PAIR OF HIS WEIRD GLASSES ON THE OTHER. After what happened earlier tonight, Christian will get a chance to take his frustrations out on one of the rookies who he says has come in here and stolen his spotlight and air time, Dylan Jansens". CHRIS BENOIT's THEME BY OUR LADY OF PEACE RINGS THROUGH THE ARENA AS THE FANS GO NUTS AND HE COMES DOWN THE AISLE. Norton:"Well I totally agree with Christian, I mean, what business what is of Dylan Jansens' to get involved in that situation backstage"? Coachman:"He was berating a female! But it's time for one of our big matchups tonight as two former Intercontinental champions will collide hear and this should be a dandy". Rhyno vs. Chris Benoit Benoit had a tough time matching strength with Rhyno as he flung him back into the corner twice before drilling Benoit with a hard clothesline. He then whipped him to the corner and charged in but Benoit moved and pasted him with a barrage of his cutthroat knifedge chops. He then whipped him to the ropes but Rhyno reversed it and caught Benoit with a hard spinebuster. Rhyno continued the offensive onslaught but Benoit used a nice go behind off an irish whip and dropped Rhyno with a vicious german suplex. He then went to the top rope to deliver his diving headbutt as referee Chad Patton looked down on Rhyno. Suddenly, Val Venis came out of nowhere with a steel chair and cracked Benoit in the back of the head with it. Rhyno then climbed to the middle turnbuckle and brought Benoit down with an overhead belly to belly suplex, hooked the leg and got the pin. Rhyno and Venis then started stomping on Benoit when Jordan Rockwell came out and grabbed the steel chair. He clotheslined Venis to the floor but when he turned around, Rhyno went for the "Gore". The very alert Rockwell stuck the chair up right in time, crushing Rhyno in the head. Venis and Rhyno retreated as the fans went nuts. Match Time: 4:45 Coachman:"Well it looks like part of Val Venis' plan has worked. He cost Benoit the match but he and Rhyno weren't able to finish off Benoit"! Norton:"Yeah, all thanks to that punk Rockwell! What in the hell is he doing out here"? Akasha vs. Terri Gold The former Women's champ Terri Gold was little match for the bigger and stronger Akasha. Akasha pummelled Gold from one corner to the other with some staggering forearm shivers before dropping her with a gordbuster suplex. But after ducking a clothesline, Gold scored with flying back elbow and then took Akasha down with the second of two dropkicks. She then went for a climb up wheel kick to the back of the head but Akasha ducked and when Gold got up, she planted her with a devastating sleeper hold drop she calls the "Drop to Hell" for the win. Match Time: 2:56 Norton:"Tell me Coach, tell me when you saw a more impressive match from a female wrestler". Coachman:"I can't say that I have and I have a feeling that's not even the half of what Akasha is capable of folks and that's scary". BACKSTAGE HIGH OCTANE IS BACKSTAGE LOOKING AT HIMSELF AND HIS LIGHTHEAVYWEIGHT TITLE BELT IN A FULL LENGTH MIRROR WHEN A MAN IN A GRAY SUIT AND TOP HAT COMES UP. Gregory Helms:"High Octane, I'm ace reporter Gregory Helms and I was just wondering if I could get a moment of your time". High Octane:"What do you need from me"? Helms:"Well, I was just wondering if there's any way you could give our readers an idea of what your gameplan will be in your match with the Hurricane at Evil Intentions". High Octane:"You think I'm gonna tell someone like you"? Helms:"Well High Octane, even you must admit, that before you won that title, your TWF career had been kind of, shall we say, shaky. WHAT'S UP WIT DAT"? High Octane:"Listen man, I don't know what your problem is, but your not gonna get anything out of me". Helms:"Whatever you say, champ". HELMS TURNS TO WALK AWAY. High Octane:"Hold up, on second thought, I will give you my gameplan". HELMS TURNS AROUND AND IS DRILLED WITH THE "HEAD ON COLLISION", KNOCKING HIS HAT OFF. HIGH OCTANE THEN LEAVES THE AREA AS SNME GOES TO COMMERCIAL.... RETURN FROM BREAK... BACKSTAGE.... BAHAMUT IS STANDING WITH COMMISSIONER PIPER OUTSIDE HIS PRIVATE OFFICE. Commissioner Piper:"Listen man, I signed the match, you have them at Evil Intentions, I can't do much more". Bahamut:"Well I honestly feel that if it weren't for them, I'd be the TWF champion right now. Once they get in the ring with us at Evil Intentions, all bets are off Piper. That's if they make it there". Piper:"What do you mean by that"? Bahamut:"You'll see, Strife's taking care of that". BAHAMUT TURNS TO WALK AWAY AND ALMOST BUMPS INTO MR. PERFECT. Mr. Perfect:"Ya know, if there's one thing I can't stand it's a crybaby after losing a match. See Bahamut, if you were even near the level of perfection that I am, you would've won that match no matter what the circumstances were". Bahamut:"Is that so? Well Perfect, why don't you put your money where your mouth is"? Mr. Perfect:"What? You want a match with me tonight? You might be a long time tag team champion, but you're not superman". Bahamut: (as he walks away) "We'll see about that". Mr. Perfect: (to himself) "He wants to face me? Is he one drugs"? JUSTIN SANE's THEME SONG HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A LOT OF HEAT. Coachman:"No Perfect, I think you're the one who's on another planet". Norton:"You better watch it Coach, I can easily tell him you just said that". RANDY ORTON's MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A WARM LOUISVILLE RECEPTION. Coachman:"Why don't we try something really strange hear Norton, let's call this match". Norton:"Smart ass". Coachman:"Randy Orton is certainly no stranger to this city as he did most of his training before joining the TWF and this all started after Justin Sane left the TWF Executive office where he was looking to be traded". Norton:"Yeah, and that snot nosed Orton got in his face and now he's gonna be taught a lesson". Randy Orton vs. Justin Sane This was easily the best match all night as the non stop action brought the crowd to their feet. The young Orton looked so fluid in the ring as he caught Sane with a textbook dropkick before a beautiful cross body block off the top rope that drew a long 2 count. Sane came back with a drop toe hold and blatantly choked Orton from behind. He then put him down with a quick snap suplex but when Sane went for a side hook kick, Orton dodged it and countered with a quick backslide to get a 1...2..., but Sane kicked out. He then kicked Orton in the stomach and caught him with a ddt. Sane then went to the top rope and came off with the "Asylum". He hooked the leg 1....2...., but Orton got his free leg on the bottom rope at the last second. Frustrated, Sane went for a hurracanrana but Orton caught him on his shoulders and countered with a sit down powerbomb to get a quick pin and the upset win. Match Time: 6:37 Coachman:"Wait a minute, he got him! Orton got him"! Norton:"Oh man, I can't believe this! This is terrible Coach"! BACKSTAGE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN IS WALKING BACKSTAGE OPENING DOORS BUT FINDING NOTHING. AS HE TURNS THE CORNER, HE RUNS RIGHT INTO DREW BLOOD. Stone Cold:"Finally, someone to answer a few questions. What do you know about the attack on received last week"? Drew Blood:"Well, not that I owe you a damn thing, but the rumor I was told is that he will reveal himself tonight". Stone Cold:"Who is it"? Drew Blood: (pauses) "I don't know". Stone Cold:"Thank you". AUSTIN WALKS ON. Coachman:"Well that seemed a little weird but just announced for Evil Intentions fans... A MATCHUP PICTURE IS SHOWN. Jordan Rockwell will team with Chris Benoit to take on the team of Val Venis and Rhyno. That will be a rocketbuster for sure"! Norton:"So is Austin gonna go around the arena interrogating everyone like he's the police? He better not come out here to me". Mr. Perfect vs. Bahamut The 2 locked up and it was clear that Bahamut would have the upper hand in size and power. After backing Perfect to the corner, Bahamut was asked to break the hold by referee Brian Hebner which he did but Perfect got a thumb to the eyes in. Perfect then backed Bahamut up with his staggering knifedge chops before dropping him with a russian leg sweep. He whipped Bahamut into the ropes but Bahamut reversed it and dropped him with a big boot to the face. He then tried to gorilla press him but Perfect slipped off his hands and landed behind him. Perfect rolled him up, hooked the tights and got a 1....2...., but Bahamut still powered out. Perfect whipped him to the corner and came charging in but Bahamut again stuck his boot in his face. Bahamut came out of the corner with a clothesline but Perfect ducked and stepped on the back of his kneecap. He then used a snap mare into his somersault neckbreaker and went for the cover 1...2...., but Bahamut got a shoulder up. Perfect then took one of the straps off his attire and called for the "Perfect-Plex" but when he tried to hook it in, Bahamut punched him 3 times in the rib cage and came off the ropes with a running forearm shot. The dazed Perfect got to his feet and fell victim to "What Legends are made of" and was pinned 1...2...3. Match Time: 5:26 Coachman:"Bahamut has gotten back on the winning track with a hard fought win over Mr. Perfect here". Norton:"Perfect gave Bahamut all he wanted and I know that Chono and Muta are somewhere smiling about the amount of work Bahamut had to put in". Coachman:"Speaking of Chono and Muta, what does Strife have planned for them tonight"? Edge vs. Yuji Matasamo Edge looked as good as he has in months as he gained control over Matasamo by wrestling the match at his pace. Edge caught Matasamo coming off the ropes with a flapjack. He then scoop slammed him and dropped a big elbow across his chest to get a 1 and a half. Edge whipped him to the corner and followed him in but Matasamo caught him with a crescent kick and then a jumping ddt. He whipped Edge in and hit him with a jumping back elbow. He then set him on the top rope and called for his reverse frankensteiner. Matasamo climbed up with Edge and went for it but Edge blocked it by holding onto the top rope and Matasamo landed hard on the mat. Hayabusa then jumped up on the apron but Faith came running over and pulled him down. Hayabusa then gave chase to Faith around the ring as Edge came flying off the top rope. But Matasamo put his foot right in his face. Matasamo the grabbed Edge's arm and went for a hook kick but Edge ducked it and somehow turned it into the "Edge-a-cution" to get the pin. Faith then got into the ring and Hayabusa followed but Edge ran through him with a spear. Match Time: 5:17 Coachman:"Edge has picked up the victory and he owes a little of it to Faith". Norton:"She just got in his way, he was fortunate to pick up that win". Coachman:"Got in the way? She prevented Hayabusa from getting involved and we got a clear winner". EDGE AND FAITH WALK UP THE RAMP AS SNME GOES TO COMMERCIAL. COMMERCIAL FOR THE NEW TWF ACTION FIGURES SERIES 1 TO BE RELEASED SOON. RETURN FROM BREAK... BACKSTAGE.... Mean Gene Okerlund:"Alright folks, we're back on Saturday Night's Main Event and I'm here right now with the TWF Women's champion Cammie Copeland who has specifically requested this time. Miss Copeland, what do you have to say at this time"? Cammie Copeland:"The reason why I asked for this interview Mean Gene is so that I can make a challenge. That's right, Akasha, the angel with black wings or whatever you refer to yourself as, I don't know what your problem is, but at Evil Intentions, I'm gonna fix it. You and me bitch, for the Women's title". Okerlund:"With all due respect Cammie, did you see what Akasha did in her match against Terri Gold earlier tonight"? CAMMIE GRABS OKERLUND BY THE COLLAR. Cammie:"Do I look worried to you"? CAMMIE RELEASES THE HOLD AND WALKS OFF. Okerlund: (brushing himself off) "Back to you guys". Coachman:"So the champion has dished out the challenge for the Women's title... Norton: (interrupting) "Well as far as I'm concerned, Cammie just kissed that title goodbye". OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA. CAMERAS HAVE SPOTTED JORDAN ROCKWELL AND CHRIS BENOIT WHO ARE TALKING. Coachman:"There you see Jordan Rockwell and Chris Benoit who will be teammates at Evil Intentions". Chris Benoit:"Listen man, I just wanted to say thanks for having my back lately". Jordan Rockwell:"Hey man, that's no problem. Besides, I got a bone to pick with Val Venis". Benoit:"At Evil Intentions, you'll get that chance". THE 2 KNOCK FISTS. Rockwell:"Alright man, I gotta get back to Lita before she wonders what I'm doing". Benoit:"Well I'll see ya at the pay-per-view when we kick some ass". SUDDENLY, VAL VENIS AND RHYNO COME OUT OF NOWHERE AND ATTACK BENOIT AND ROCKWELL. BOTH HAVE STEEL CHAIRS. ROCKWELL IS TAKEN OUT FIRST AND THEN VENIS CRACKS BENOIT OVER THE HEAD BEFORE RHYNO "GORE's" HIM RIGHT INTO THE WALL. Coachman:"Oh my god! What a vile attack by Rhyno and Val Venis"! Norton:"Excuse me Benoit, who's gonna kick some ass"? THE SCENE SHIFTS BACK TO RINGSIDE WHEN A LARGE MAN WITH A BALD HEAD AND A BIG TATTOO ON HIS ARM MAKES HIS WAY DOWN THE AISLE. Coachman:"Well Rhyno and Val Venis will have to do it in the ring at Evil Intentions but wait a minute Norton, who is this guy"? Norton:"Your guess is as good as mine". THE MAN GETS INTO THE RING AND DEMANDS A MIC WHEN "STONE COLD" STEVE AUSTIN's MUSIC HITS AND THE CROWD GOES NUTS AS HE COMES RUNNING OUT AND INTO THE RING. HE TAKES A FEW SWINGS AT THE MAN BEFORE THEY BEGIN TO TRADE PUNCHES. SUDDENLY, DREW BLOOD COMES OUT OF THE CROWD AND INTO THE RING. HE LOW BLOWS AUSTIN AND THE 2 MEN START TO STOMP AWAY ON HIM. Coachman:"What the hell is going on? Why did Austin come out here and who is this guy"? Norton:"I think I know Coach, think about it"! THE BIG GUY PICKS UP A BEATEN AUSTIN AND DELIVERS A RING ROCKIN' POWERBOMB. Norton:"What an awesome powerbomb! Ouch"! Coachman:"Well I think these fans want an explanation here"! DREW BLOOD GRABS A MIC. Drew Blood:"Austin, you pitiful piece of trash, you were lookin' right into the eyes of the man who knew all just about an hour ago". Coachman:"What"? Drew Blood:"You and I have a lot of unfinished business. I'm better than you Austin and I have proven it before. But do I get the recognition that you do? But I don't need this company's regognition. I don't need anyone. HE TURNS AND SMACKS THE CHEST OF THE OTHER MAN IN THE RING. Austin, this is Deacon Batista. Remember that name, he and I plan on giving you hell on Earth for as long as it takes. He is my crypt keeper and he will make sure you are brought to me, so that I can take the next step towards my legacy". BLOOD THROWS THE MIC ON THE FALLEN AUSTIN AND HE AND DEACON BATISTA LEAVE TOGETHER. Coachman:"This is absolutely repulsive? His crypt keeper? What is going on"? Norton:"I agree with everything Drew Blood just said. He is in my opinion the best wrestler in the TWF but does he get credit for it? No, guys like Steve Austin do and what is he good at? Giving the middle finger and guzzling beer? This is the beginning of the end for the Texas Rattlesnake Coach"! THE FOLLOWING SEGMENT WAS WRITTEN AND SENT IN BY MEMBER: The NWO locker room bustles with activity as they declare and predict the carnage their foes will fall under next this night as they watch the monitor when an interview of Chono and Muta begins.
Norton: Well Lillian Garcia is waiting backstage with Chrono and Muta, the two guys who are s---
Suddenly a man runs out screaming from the top of his lungs in Japanese while English subtitles appear at the bottom of the screen.
Coachman: "What the hell"?
DELIRIOUS MAN: "MY GOD! GODZILLA COMES! HE COMES! AAAAAAAAAH"!!!
Chono and Muta share a surprised look on their faces.
CHONO: "WHAT WE DO"?
Lillian blinks dumbfounded at the commotion before Muta and Chrono race off in urgency. The camera switches showing the whole NWO blinking dumbfounded as well.
Coachman: "That was down right bizarre".
Norton: "Bizarre? It's a travesty! That guy cut that whole interview short giving less time to look at Lillian"!
COMMERCIAL BREAK...
RETURN FROM BREAK...
Chono and Muta are seen running into the parking lot with their belongings, still screaming in Japanese at each other hysterically.
Coachman: "Where are they going"?
Norton: "Where else JR? They're getting away from bad Godzilla movies"!
Coachman: "Hey, I happen to like those".
Norton: "Enough said then"!
When the two turn a corner towards the cars, Muta is suddenly slammed with a thunderous running boot to the face knocking him to the ground.
Coachman: "It's Strife"!
Coachman: "Well they have been a thorn in this man's side for quite awhile now. They should've known that the Locomotive would one day seek retribution for it, and by God, retribution is well at hand"!
Strife begins to exchange blows with Muta, until he backs him up with a knee to the gut. The stunned Muta is then thrown head first through a car window, sending shards of glass through out the floor.
Norton: "HEY, HE CAN'T DO THAT TO THEM"!
Coachman: "Why don't you tell him that"?
Norton: "He's just jealous that they're a better tag team"!
Coachman: "Better tag team? Those two horses asses"?
Strife slowly turns his attention to Chono who stumbles to his feet. The big man grabs a nearby chair from a whole row of them, and slams it across Chono's head. The dented weapon is discarded when he lifts Chono and leads him to a nearby pick up truck used by the TWF staging team. He grabs a rope from the back and ties Chono with it, leaving not an inch of play in it's tension.
STRIFE: "C'mon boys, we be goin for a ride tonight"!
He shifts his attention to Muta who is shaking off the effects from the impact earlier. Strife frowns.
STRIFE: "Who said yo ass can get outta there"?
Muta is kicked in the gut then sent through the car window opposite of the first.
Coachman: "DEAR GOD"!
Norton: "HE'S A BIG BULLY Coach! HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PICK ON SMALLER PEOPLE"!
Chono is then thrown into the back of the pick up. Soon after Muta finds himself in the same predicament lying beside his partner. The entire NWO team, angered by the events that had taken place, run out to aid their fellow members. But Strife is already racing away in the pick up.
Norton: "WHERE'S HE GOING Coach"?
Coachman: "Hell if I know what's on that monsters mind"!
COMMERCIAL BREAK....
RETURN FROM BREAK...
Coachman: "Ladies and Gentlemen, just moments ago before the commercial break, Chono and Muta were attacked, hog tied, thrown into the back of a pick up, and kidnapped by the Locomotive. Here's what took place.
(replay of what happened is shown)
Norton: "That Strife has gone too far Coach! He had no reason to treat them that way".
Coachman: "Well that's not the way he sees it, and frankly neither do I".
(show commences)
Coachman: "Ladies and gentlemen, we've just discovered that the pick up truck Strife used in the assault of Chono and Muta has been found within the arena. Lets take you backstage".
The rest of the NWO members are seen by the truck and are in deliberation on where they could be. Soon they agree to fan out and search.
Coachman: "What Strife can be thinking we will undoubtedly never know".
(show commences)
The Nwo aggressively shove staff members out of their way as they continue their search, opening every door, checking every room.
Norton: "They've just gotta find them JR. Who knows what that lunatic is doing right now"!
Coachman: "Well whatever it is rest assured the NWO will never forget it".
COMMERCIAL BREAK....
RETURN FROM BREAK...
The NWO meet back in their locker room in a heated debate over where they could be.
??????: "Hey! Over here fellas".
Suddenly they're brought to silence when the monitor speaks to them. Strife is seen atop of the arena's roof.
Coachman: "He's on the roof"!
Norton simply stares wide eyed in shock.
STRIFE: "Did you girls lose something"?
The camera zooms in on Chono and Muta tied up, and dangling over the edge of the roof upside down.
STRIFE: "You two comfy? Yeah, no need ta thank me, I can see how ya appreciates ma hospitality".
Strife swings the ropes, Muta and Chono scream for their lives.
STRIFE: "Ya know, you boys been gettin on ma nerves as of late. An I thought it was time fo ma ass ta show ya'll what it is to step onta ma tracks like ya'll been doin' lately".
The long drop below reveals they are directly above the skeleton of an expansion to the arena currently under construction; the roof seems completed though.
Coachman: What is he doing? I hope he's not thinking what I think he is.
Norton: "WHO KNOWS WHAT THAT MANIAC IS THINKING! LOOK AT THEM POOR GUYS! JUST DANGLIN THERE HELPLESSLY"!
STRIFE: "Ya know, what's that crap that Shakespeere dude or whateva said? Partin' is such sweet sorrow?
Strife reveals a knife from his backside, and places it under the rope ready to cut it.
Coachman: "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STRIFE! DON'T DO IT! DON'T THROW YOUR WHOLE LIFE AWAY FOR THOSE TWO"!
Norton: "HE CAN'T DO THAT"!
STRIFE: "Well it aint...Bye bye".
The two protest the action that The locomotive seems intent on, until the blade slices through the rope. Their screams are heard as they plummet towards the building under them. The camera in the NWO locker room shows the members frightened, unbelieving, and astonished faces.
Norton: "NO WAY"!
Coachman: "OH MY GOD! HE LET THEM DROP"!
By the time they reach the building, they clear the buildings roof that was really a tightly held tarp that was wound around to appear like a solid roof. Underneath Chono and Muta land on a giant balloon type landing that is used by policemen for suicide jumpers. Chono and Muta lay motionless within the embrace of the humongous air cushion, eyes wide with faces frozen with terror. Strife stares at the camera in a close up for a silent moment.
STRIFE: "Next"?
The left side of his lips curl into a sadistic grin, then he makes his exit. The camera pans down onto the unconscious two on the ground.
Norton:"What in the hell is going on"? Coachman:"I'm just as shocked at what we've just seen as well Norton". Norton:"The TWF has been taken over by terrorists"!
PRIOR TO COMMERCIAL.... THE McMAHON SUITE... TRIPLE H COMES TO REST AT THE FOOT OF THE DOOR HEADING INTO THE McMAHON SUITE. STILL LOOKING AT THE NOTE HE RECEIVED EARLIER IN THE EVENING, HE KNOCKS ON THE DOOR. AFTER A SECOND KNOCK THAT GETS NO ANSWER, HE ENTERS BUT IS AMBUSHED BY THE UNDERTAKER WHO CLUBS HIM RIGHT OVER THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL. THE UNDERTAKER IS THE ONLY PERSON IN THE ROOM. HE TAKES A LONG COLD STARE AT TRIPLE H AND THEN WALKS OUT. Coachman:"Triple H has been set up by his ex wife! What else can possibly happen tonight"? COMMERCIAL.... EVIL INTENTIONS PROMO FEATURING HULK HOGAN VS. EDDIE GUERRERO IS SHOWN. RETURN FROM BREAK.... RINGSIDE... Sabu vs. Scott Steiner Steiner was taken by surprise at the quickness of Sabu but Sabu also showed some power with a devastating high angle german suplex that dropped Steiner right on his head. Moments later, Sabu got a 2 and a half count after a northern lights suplex but when he got up, he bopunced off the ropes and walked right into a hard Steiner Line. Steiner then stomped away at the lower back of Sabu before a double backbreaker across the knee, obviously trying to set up the "Steiner Recliner". When Sabu kicked out a powerslam, Steiner went outside and grabbed a steel chair and brought it into the ring. But referee Earl Hebner was not about to have it as he ripped it away when he raised it over his head. Steiner turned and got in Hebner's face, allowing Sabu to get up. Sabu spun Steiner around, kicked him in the gut and delivered the "Arabian Facebuster" to get the 1....2....3. Match Time: 3:55 Coachman:"Steiner has been defeated! What a huge win for Sabu"! Norton:"Yeah, thanks to a lowly referee! This has been one ridiculous night in the TWF"! Coachman:"I don't know if ridiculous is the right word but I don't think I can ever remember a night in the TWF that was more wild and filled with action"! JUST AS SNME IS ABOUT TO GO OFF THE AIR, THE SCENE SHIFTS TO WHERE THE NIGHT STARTED AND EDDIE GUERRERO's LOWRIDER IS SHOWN. SUDDENLY, A PAIR OF HEADLIGHTS TURN ON RIGHT IN THE CAMERA AND A LARGE RED SEMI TRUCK COMES INTO VIEW. SECONDS LATER, IT ZOOMS FORWARD, PLOWING INTO THE CAR! PIECES OF THE LOWRIDER GO FLYING AS THE SEMI's DOOR SWINGS OPEN. OUT STEPS HULK HOGAN! HE WALKS UP TO THE WRECKAGE WITH A SMILE AND JUST WALKS AWAY. Norton:"Oh my god, Hogan, you just made the biggest mistake of your life"! Coachman:"Hulk Hogan has given Latino Heat one last reminder of just what he'll be dealing with at Evil Intentions"! OFF AIR.....
Norton: "Why's he interrupting NWO Japan"?
MUTA: "RUN STUPID"!
Norton: "WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE'S DOING?
Coachman: "WELL HE JUST MIGHT"!
