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This was our first really big even compared to all the other times we have had matches. It was a tournament for the covented title. There was about 10 people watching and having a good time.
In the first round of the tournament C-Bass and The Bongoboy got a buy. Bigstrigs took on Pentdog and The Ram took on the Big Slow.
One is skinny, the other is big. The size advantage and ring experience definately went to Bigstrigs in this match. Pentdog maybe weigh 170 on a good day and hardly ever wrestles. He usually does all of the commentary for the matches. Either way Pentdog put up an amazing fight. They battled back and forth exchanging blows and bashing each other with weapons. In the end Bigstrigs hit the flop drop and finished Pentdog with the Orangutan Elbow.
The battle of the obesity. We weren't sure if the ring would hold all of the weight. First you have the Big Slow who is just amazingly fat; then you have The Ram who isn't too thin himself. This was the Rams first appearance and match. He was just recently trained in wrestling but has good potential. The two buffalos wabbled around awhile in the ring measuring each other up and then went at it. The Big Slow struck first with a big closeline and then proceded to use another one of his 3 moves, the leg drop. The Ram came back with a closeline of his own somehow and then did the biggest splash i have ever seen. It was so amazing to see one fat guy jump on another one. The Ram was ready to finish him off. He kicked the Big Slow in the crotch, yelled, "YOU have no testies" and then gave him the thundering right elbow. Suddenly a masked afro man ran into the ring and hit the Ram in the head with a trash can lid and helped the Big Slow pick up the win.
There is a strong hatred between the Bongoboy and The Big Slow. The Bongoboy is constantly making fun of his fattness and his redneck ways. The Big Slow tried to get an early advantage over the Bongoboy but it backfired and ended up with the Bongoboy giving him a thrashing. The match was pretty much one sided. the Bongoboy hit him with chairs and trash can lids and gave him multiple elbows.
Bongoboy dragged the mammoth piece of meat out of the ring and laid him on the announcers table.
Amazingly enough the table didnt break under his weight. Then the Bongoboy jumped from the ring and did a frog splash onto the Big Slow. It didnt break. Another time. It didnt break. A third time. It didnt break but finally on the fourth jump it collapsed.
Bongoboy whipped out his perverted worm and pinned him for the one, two, three.
Here you have the two opposites of the wrestling world. The high flyer vs. the power wrestler. Bigstrigs uses his size and strength while C-Bass flys through the air and uses his quickness. This match would be one of the best of the day. As the bell rang the two danced around the ring in a monkey like style and C-Bass striked first with a forearm to the back. C-Bass then threw multiple punches hitting Bigstrigs in the face and when he started blocking C-Bass used his patented Dick Flip. Bigstrigs retaliated with a closeline and then a big choke slam driving C-Bass into the mat. Then Bigstrigs left the ring and attacked the Big Slow because he was making rude comments. As he came back to the ring, Seabass flew out and landed a cross body. C-Bass applied a boston crab and Bigstrigs screamed with pain. C-Bass threw him back in the ring and did his back flip onto Bigstrigs' chest. Bigstrigs kicked out and hit C-Bass when he turned his back. He then finished him off and got the win.
The final match was a ladder match between the Bongoboy and Bigstrigs. The title would be hanging outside the ring and whoever reached the title first would be the winner. Anything goes and any means can be used to reach the title.
Even though they are bleached brothers they still had to beat the crap out of each other. To Bongoboy's surprise, Bigstrigs came out with the shirt he had stolen from the Bongoboy. This made the Bongoboy mad because he didnt want his shirt getting dirty. They met in the center of the ring and Bigstrigs was taken down by a Bongoboy closeline. A couple elbow/leg drops later the Bongoboy was doing a little dance for the crowd. Bigstrigs capatilized on this and powerslammed him. He then ran outside and tried to build a platform to reach the belt out of two saw-horses and a piece of wood. As soon as Bigstrigs tried to climb up, Bongoboy knocked him down. The Bongoboy pumbled Bigstrigs with a spear on the outside and a chair shot. Bigstrigs reversed the Bongoboy and threw him into the side of the house. Then Bigstrigs put a table under the title and tried to powerbomb him. It didn't work, and Bongoboy regained control. Bongoboy ran and tried to set up a ladder to get the title. Bigstrigs climbed up the opposite side and tried to stop him. They both climbed up to the second rung on each side and started exchanging punches. The Bongoboy blocked Bigstrigs' third punch and then he head butted him. Bigstrigs fell backwards off the ladder and plummeted through the board on the saw-horses. Bongoboy reached up for the title but then the Big Slow ran out. He shook the ladder and Bongoboy fell through the table that had been sitting there since the earlier attempt to use it. Bigstrigs struggled to his feet and somehow climbed the ladder and took the title.
