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Crowd: PAINN!
Seether: Your dam right. Lets get down to business, tonight marks the return of the R.W.F to Juno, a new name, a new president, but the same ol' shit! You want matches well you got them. Tonight we will find out what two superstars will face each other for the Heavyweight title on next weeks Tanked UP!. Enough from me lets get this show going, and as my predecessor usually said (chuckles) LET THE ASS KICKING BEGIN!.
Saigel is sneaking around in the greenhouse looking for The Vindicator. He creeps past a row of ferns and looks around the corner, but Vindicator is nowhere in sight. A shadow overtakes Saigel and he looks up in time to see Vindicator's fist bury itself in his face as he drops from the ceiling. Saigel stumbles back and Vindicator grabs a pot full of soil. He smashes it over Saigel's head, opening a gash from which the blood starts to flow. The Vindicator grabs a gardenhose and wraps it around Saigel's neck, choking him until he turns red, then purple. He lets go of the
hose and whips Saigel into a table holding some tulips. Vindicator charges at Saigel, he goes for a clothesline but Saigel ducks it and hits him with a back to belly suplex. Vindicator starts shaking his head. Saigel follows the move up with a Russian Legsweep on Vindicator through one of the tables. Pots smash into both men as the table collapses. Both men look pretty cut up from that move. Saigel gets up first and goes for the door in the green house. But is tripped up by the Vindicator with a use of a rake. Vindicator uses the handle of the rake and pummels Saigels back, Saigel is in emmense pain. Next to him is a open bag of top soil. He stretches out and grabs a handful while Vindicator continues to slam the rake handle into his back. Saigel throws the top soil into Vindicators eyes, Vindicator grabs his face and Saigel hits him with a quickfire DDt. Saigel kicks Vindicator in the small of the back, Vindicator arches in pain. Saigel tries to remove his mark, but Vindicator fights him off and mule kicks him. Saigel drops backwards, and Vindicator clotheslines him to the floor, Saigels head hits a pot knocking him out cold. Vindicator clears the table and rolls Saigel onto it. He then climbs up onto the table and picks Saigel up. Spike Piledriver through the table!! Saigel is down!
The Vindicator walks to the doorway of the greenhouse.
Vindicator: "Smells like gas in here..."
He pulls a book of matches out of his pants as he walks out, then lights the entire book. He tosses it behind his shoulder as he takes cover outside. The greenhouse goes up in a HUGE explosion! Vindicator comes out from the shelter and stands watching the greenhouse burning. Fire marshals run down to stop the flames. They pull Saigel out of the wreckage to the ground. Saigel is partially singed from the blaze but is not out cold. Vindicator is seen at the edge laughing his maniacal machine laugh before walking off. (WINNER THE VINDICATOR)
The cameras catch X-Akuter walking through the arena's carpark and out into the cold outside. Juno is still blanketed by the snow. X-Akuter shivers in the coldness, He begins calling Zero out from his hiding place. Out of the dark, Zero nails X-akuter with a trash can lid. He then begins to hit him repeatly until the lid is totaly bent. Zero then picks up X-Akuter and throws him but he holds on and whips X-Akuter back towards him. Zero the hit X-Akuter with a clothsline. Then Zero goes and looks from another weapon to use. He then finds a wooden crate and walks over to X-akuter. He then is about to hit X-akuter when he low blows him. He drops the crate as X-Akuter picks it up. He then smashes the crate over Zero's head and smashing it to pieces. X-Akuter then picks up Zero and trys for a suplex onto the trash can lid. Zero blocks it and hits a reverse suplex onto the lid. He then taunts X-Akuter and then walks off. X-Akuter gets up and grab a trash can near-by. And then nails Zero from behind with it and nails him again. X-Akuter then picks up Zero and ddts Zero onto the can. He then trys for a pin and only gets a 2 count. He then waits for Zero to get up. Zero gets up and X-akuter trys for clothsline. Zero ducks and counters with a superkick that connected on X-Akuter's jaw. Zero then grabs a 2X4 and smash it over X-akuters's back. Zero then picks up X-akuters and grabs his throat. He then lifts up and hits the WRECKERS BOTTOM (chokeslam to a rockbottom)?!?!?! Zero then picks up X-Akuters and drags him to a near-by dumpster. Zero gets X-Akuter on top and climbs up with him. Zero then lifts X-Akuter up in a suplex and hits the Zero Effect (Screwdriver) on top of the dumpster. Both men go crashing through the lid as the ref sees if both men are ok. He looks in and sees Zero coverinh X-Akuter. The ref then counts 1,2,3 and Zero gets the win.
WINNER: ZERO RAYNOR.
The crowd is very loud as the sell out is very apparent having RWF back in
Juno for the first time in Many Many Months and then suddenly "Bring Your
Whole Crew" by DMX blasts on the speakers and X comes out with his "X IS
COMIN' FOR YOU" T-shirt and walks slowly down to the ring and steps up the
ring steps and goes through the 2nd rope and gets ready in the ring
stretching on the ropes and backing into them several times to get ready and
then "The Fantastic Theme" (Dean Malenko's Music) comes on all around the
arena and Mark Pearl appears at the top of the Ramp and he jumps up and down
and when his feet hit everything around him in a circle explodes in a bright
light of sparks and Mark walks right through it down to the ring and rolls
into the ring and slips out of his Purple Vest and throws it to the guy that
collects their to ring equipment and then they begin. X and Mark begin
measuring each other up moving around the ring in a circle keeping a safe
distance from each other and each tries to lock up with the other and first
Mark Evades X and then X evades Mark and finally they lock up into a grapple
and X comes out of it with Mark in a Headlock and Mark reverses it into a
Wristlock and X reverses that into a Wristlock of his own. Mark reverses
this into a Drop Toe Hold to the mat and swivels over X and gets a Front
Facelock on him and and X uses his strength and lifts Mark over into a Suplex
and then as Mark gets up and runs at X. X takes him over in an Arm Drag and
then Mark gets up again quickly going at X and X tries a hip toss but Mark
blocks that and reverses it hopping over X's feet to a Hip Toss over the top
rope and X goes hard to the outside of the ring and Mark runs to the opposite
side of the Ring's ropes and attempts a Baseball Slide at X and X sidesteps
it and begins exchanging rights and lefts with Mark eventully gaining the
advantage and whips him towards the ring steps and Mark reverses it but holds
onto X's hand turning him into him and pulls him into a Belly to Belly suplex
and hits it onto the hard outside of the ring and Mark seemingly in control
now picks X up and rolls him into the ring. Mark stands poised behind X
(Like the Rock does except looking for a Tazzmission) and once X stands
completely up Mark locks in the "Fantastic Blackout" and drops X with it and
keeps it locking in trying to make X tap out and the ref raises X's hand once
and it drops. Then twice and it drops again...The third time X's hand shoots
up just before it drops all the way and X finds a way to get to his feet and
he elbows Mark in the gut three times and runs to the ropes and Mark catches
X off the ropes into a Spinning Sky High and X Reverses that into a
Hurricanrana and both men are down breathing hard. Surprisingly Mark is the
first up and he signals to the crowd with both hands raised that he's going
for a move and X is now up and X swings at Mark and Mark ducks it and kicks X
in the gut and lifts him up over his shoulder somewhat but then into
Piledriver position and locks his hands so it's a Cradle Piledriver and
drives X down with it and tiredly gets an arm over X after pushing him onto
his back and the ref counts...1...2...no! X kicks out at the last moment and
Mark gets a bit frustrated and picks X up and suddenly X pushes him back from
him and hits a quick Streetkick (Superkick) on Mark and both men are down
again....X about 10 seconds later gets an arm over Mark for the 1...2...no
Mark gets his shoulder up at the last second and both men rise slowly and X
is still bent over slightly and Mark backs into the Ropes and hits the
"Backlash" on X (Axekick) and then goes to the top rope quickly for the 2nd
part of it and hits the Guillotine Leg drop on the back of X's head and Mark
rolls him over and pins him..1...2....no X kicks out at the last second again
to a gasp from the crowd and Mark gets up and he waits behind X and once X
gets to his feet Mark grabs him and goes for the "Rear Naked Choke Drop"
(Billy Gunn's Finisher) but to reverse is X hits a Stunner on Mark and both
men go down but X is up a bit quicker now while Mark is still stunned and X
picks Mark up and goes for a Beatdown and gets him into the Tombstone
position but Mark rolls under his legs and hooks him into a Pin..1...2...no X
kicks out and gets up quickly and gives Mark once he's gotten back up a
Strong Lariat and Mark does a spinning flip and lands hard on his back and X
seems in control and goes to the top rope and goes for the "Fly by Shot" (450
Splash) from the top rope and Mark rolls out of the way at the last possible
second and X lands hard and both men are down and the ref begins to
count...1......2......3 Both men are breathing hard and not really
moving...4.......5..both Mark and X begin to stir a bit but are still out of
it.....6.....7 X finally throws his arm over Mark...1....2...Mark kicks out
with a decent amount of strength and is the first man up and he grabs X and
puts him on the top Rope and goes up there with him and hooks both of his
arms over his back and jumps off the top rope with X hitting "The Sweetness"
(Double Arm DDT Off the top rope) and he rolls X over pinning him and hooking
his leg...1....2....NO X gets his foot on the ropes and the ref sees it and
tells Mark that his foot is on the ropes and Mark can't believe it..he
should've and would've had three and he picks X up and sets him up for "The
Fantastic Finish" putting X over his shoulder and hits the Shoulder Breaker
part of the move and then runs at the turnbuckle but X squirms out of Mark's
grasp and then X trips him up and Mark falls smacking his face hard against
the bottom Turnbuckle and X gets up staggering slightly and backs up a bit as
Mark stirs slowly and X positions shaking out the cobwebs as he gets ready to
hit the "Bullet" on Mark and as Mark turns X runs at him and does the Front
Handspring but Mark just ducks the kick in time and X straddles the 2nd
turnbuckle very painfully and Mark gets up and puts X on the top rope with
him facing the crowd and Mark yells to the crowd who gets up and cheers
wildly who get up behind in support for the youngster, however he didn't keep his eye on X. Mark turns around towards X, and gets hit by a top rope bullet. Mark almost snaps in half. Xavier covers...1.....2.....3! WHAT A CLOSE MATCH MARK PEARL NEARLY PULLED OUT A UPSET WIN, BUT SHOWED ABIT OF INEXPERIENCE. Xavier and Mark Pearl shake hands due to the exciting match.
Winner: Xavier "X" Channel
The crowd is pumped as they await a three-way table match between Carnage, Jubei and Bryan Woods. "My Favorite Headache" by Giddie Lee plays over the PA system as Bryan Woods comes out of the entryway. He walks down the isle to a mixed reaction. He gets into the ring and awaits one of his other opponents. "Mob Deep" by Quiet Storm plays as Carnage walks out of the entryway with a table. As soon as they see him the crowd urrupts in massive booes and "Asshole" chants. He angrily walks to the ring, sets up the table on the outside, and hops over the ropes. The match begins before Jubei even reaches the ring. Bryan Woods immediately clotheslines Carnage as he gets in the ring. The two men exchange punch after punch, however Bryan gets the upperhand when he pokes Carnage in the eyes. Carnage stumbles back against the ropes, Bryan stalks Carnage and clotheslines him over the top rope, but Carnage lands on his feet. Carnage and Bryan stare at each other. The stare is broken down when "What it's Like" by Everlast playing. The crowd cheer expecting to see Jubei. However Jubei is nowhere to be seen, suddenly from the crowd burst Jubei he slides into the ring and clubs Bryan from behind, Carnage climbs up onto the apron to get back into the ring, but Jubei see's him and throws him into the ring instead. Jubei is all fired up and he is beating down bith opponents, Bryan gets back onto his feet, only for Jubei to turn him around and nails with a Goodnight Kiss (roundhouse). Bryan goes down. Jubei goes to the ropes and goes to cross body block Carnage, however Carnage catches him and counters it into a power slam. Carnage goes over to Bryan and lifts him for a vertical suplex, before dropping him onto his head. Carnage knees Jubei in the face to keep the wrestler grounded. Carnage follows up by lifting Jubei high in the air for a Spill Slam (bodyslam into a reverse DDT), but Bryan with a chair in hand hits Carnage square across the back. Carnage drops Jubei as he looks in pain. Bryan kicks a stunned Carnage in the stomach and Eveflow DDTs him. Bryan heads outside the ring and pulls out another table from under the ring. He brings it over to the table already set up by Carnage. As Bryan is busy setting up the tables outside the ring both Jubei and Carnage are up and are trading lefts and rights. Jubei throws a right but Carnage blocks it and throws a left at Jubei. Jubei catches it and twists it. Jubei applies a little more pressure to the arm and then kicks Carnage in the back of the head. Carnage drops to his knees with a blank stare, then falls to the mat. Meanwhile Bryons has set up the table on top of the other one. Jubei climbs the top turnbuckle and aims at the unsuspecting Bryan Woods. But out of nowhere a groggy Carnage kicks the ropes from out underneath Jubei, and crushing his groin from the turnbuckles. Jubei is feeling that that shot as he rolls around the mat in pain. Meanwhile Carnage slumps over sucking in the available air. Chants screaming out "RWF, RWF!!!" around the arena, as all three men try to recover. Carnage staggers over and grabs a chair from near the announce table, and hits Woods over the head with it. Woods looks out of it as he wobbles while standing up. From behind creeps Jubei with a chair of his own. He's runs at Carnage who ducks the attack. Jubei runs right into a back bodydrop from Woods. Jubei lands hard on his back. Carnage starts wailing Woods over the head again with the chair, opening up wounds to his head. Carnage pulls ANOTHER table out from the ring and sets it up diagnally on the steel railing. He picks up the dazed Bryan Woods and throws him towards the table, but showing some agility, Woods jumps over the table! Carnage looks surprised at this turn of events. This gives Jubei time to creep up behind him and gives Carnage a neckbreaker for his troubles. Jubei gets back to his feet as he does so Vanity ShowWood's Music suddenly blasts on the speakers and he starts walking
down the ramp towards the ring with a Steel Chair in hand, Jubei stares at his advancing adversary, preparing himself for battle. But suddenly Mark Pearl jumps over the rails and hits a Missle Dropkick into the chair that slams back into Vanity's face off of the Rail! Mark picks Vanity up and they begin exchanging blows back and forth and finally Vanity swings once and Mark ducks it and catches him and hits a High Angle Belly to Back suplex. Mark finally picks Vanity up and with Strength that is astounding throws Vanity "Only slightly" into the air from a Powerbomb position and when Vanity is coming down Mark hooks the arms into a Double Arm DDT (The move is a
Powerbomb Throw into a Double Arm DDT) and Mark yells at him calling him dishonorable and he heads to the back with his music blasting the entire time Jubei turns back to his match and gets hit by a spinning heel kick by Bryan Woods.
Woods picks up the chair Carnage had, and winds up to hit Jubei, and he nails him hard right in the face!!! Jubei falls down his nose is pouring blood all down his face. Bryan Woods picks up Carnage and lifts him up for his finisher, My Favorite Headache (Brainbuster into an Evenflow DDT). He moves over toward the table and is ready to put him through it. Jubei sees Carnage up in the move and yells out in rage. Woods looks at him and Jubei soccer kicks Woods straight in the balls!! The men of the crowd respond with "OHHHHHH." as Woods drops Carnage and falls to his knees holding his groin. Jubei then lifts up Carnage and hits a Dragon's Fury (double arm DDT position up into a sittin piledriver). Woods shakily gets up and Jubei hits a Goodnight Kiss to get him back down. Jubei walks over to the two stacked tables and takes one off. He folds it up and raises it vertically in the air. Carnage gets to one knee and Jubei brings the table down on his head!!! The table doesn’t break which enrages Jubei even further. The blood on his face looks like red paint as it heavily covers his face.
The crowd is cheering on as the three men have put on an explosive match. Jubei picks up Bryan Woods but Bryan pokes him in the eyes. Bryan sends Jubei to the ropes and hits him with a Spuds Revenge (Powerbomb into a liontamer). Jubei is screaming in pain as Woods applies more
pressure. By this time Carnage gets back to his feet and sees what is happening he drop kicks Bryan Woods straight in the temple. Bryan crumples down to the fall. Carnage stomps Bryan into the floor.
He picks him up and delivers a Wannabe Driver on Bryan. He covers but realises that pins don't count in the match. He lifts Bryan Woods back to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but Bryan grabs the ropes stopping his momentum. Carnage charges at him but instinctively Bryan back body drops Carnage over the ropes and through the table Carnage had set out at the begining of the match. CARNAGE IS ELIMINATED
Bryan still sees Jubei on the ground. He lifts him up for My Favorite Headache!! The crowd is going nuts!! Jubei starts to kick his legs and wiggle his way out of it. He reverses the hold and brings Woods up into a Brainbuster position. He could be going for a Final Flash (brainbuster DDT)!!! But he just vertical suplexes him. The crowd booes at the lack of an interesting move. Jubei picks him up and moves him toward the ropes. Jubei lifts up Woods again and hits a Warrior's Pride (Juvi driver onto Jubei's knee). Woods holds his back in pain. Jubei doesn't stop though as he applies an Anchient Rage (foot on head while opponent is sitting and pull on both arms while pushing on head)! He can't hold it for long though, and he releases the hold. Jubei rests in the corner and Woods is pissed off. He jumps up to his feet and turs around to face Jubei. Woods splashes Jubei in the corner and repeatedly punches him in the face. Jubei's blood drips down his
face and on Bryan Wood's knuckles. Woods back off a second and runs at Jubei for a spear. Jubei lifts both legs and kicks Woods in the face. Woods stumbles back and rests on the ropes. Jubei gets out of the corner and brings Woods over to the turnbuckle. Jubei brings Woods uptop and holds him in the air for his finisher, the Final Flash!!!. He turns his back toward the table against the
railing and jumps off!!! He hits the Final Flash on Bryan Woods through the table to win one hell of a match.
BRYAN WOODS IS ELIMINATED, JUBEI WINS THE 3 WAY TABLE ELIMINATIONS.
The crowd are on their feet in drunken applause. All three men are in pretty bad shape as the R.W.F medical team check on them.
The Battle Royal will include Cabbie Klowaski, Maledictus, Predator, Vanity ShowWood, Wolverine, and "Young Blood" David Blaze.
The packed RWF arena is all hyped up awaiting the Main event of the returned R.W.F. event. All six wrestlers enter walking out from the back in quick succession with different reactions to the crowd, and step into the ring. The tension is electrifying as all six men stare off at each other. Tough talking breaks out from the men as they wait the bell. A flurry of referees stand around the ring ready to officiate the carnage that will follow. The bell finally sounds and all hell breaks loose as The six wrestlers start grappling with each other. Cabbie Klowaski and David Blaze go at it, Cabbie lifts up Blaze by his legs and tries to throw him out straight away but Davids partner, Vanity sees this, knees Wolverine in the chest, ands runs over and dropkicks Cabbie in the knee. Blaze thanks him, and goes towards the other side. Meanwhile Predator gets clobbered by Wolverine, as he attempts to attack him. Maledictus hammers Wolverine on his back he continues to hammer him with rights, pushing Wolverine into the corner. Maledictus turns around to catch a spinning heel kick from Predator. Maledictus lands flat on the mat. Wolverine comes out of the corner and crushes Predator with a powerful clothesline. Maledictus takes a breather in the corner while Wolverine pulls Predator up and tries to throw him over the ropes but Predator grabs the ropes and stays in the match. Wolverine hammers Predator with an extremely powerful powerslam. Wolverine gets onto his feet standing over Predators body. However David Blaze comes up from behind and clobbers Wolverine. Maledictus from the corner sees Predator still on the ground as well as an opportunity. He begins stomping Predator before he manages to make it to his feet. Maledictus pulls Predator to his feet and whips him to the ropes. Maledictus follows him and connects with a spinning elbow, knocking Predator onto the ground. Maledictus watches Predator sprawled out on the ground. He turns around and walks right into Vanity who hits him with the The End (Jumping Spinning Reverse Powerbomb). The crowd is up on their feet. Maledictus is dazed Vanity picks him up and throws him easily over the top ropes. (MALEDICTUS IS ELIMINATED)
Wolverine goes to lift Blaze up, but Blaze throws a huge groin shot. Blaze stands up and nails a vicious Blood Bomb. Compliments of Tommy Youngblood former R.W.F. wrestler. On the other side, Cabbie is getting the better of Vanity. He grabs Vanity, and starts hitting Beat to Death on Vanity (Repeated punches to the side of head). Vanity falls backwards, and falls into the corner. Cabbie motions like he's gonna do a stinkface, the sold out crowd explodes, but then Cabbie laughs it off, like he was really gonna do a Stinkface. Blaze sees Cabbie cheering, and Vanity is getting up slowly. Blaze grabs Cabbie as he is turning around to Vanity and throws him against the ropes. Vanity is up quick, and they hit a double Superkick in their own versions..the Blazing Strike, and the Flashbulb. David goes to cover him, but Vanity is too vain to let him do it and stops the count, then covers Cabbie 1..2.. Predator breaks the count. David attacks Predator while Vanity continues to beat on Cabbie. Vanity hits a vertical suplex on Cabbie, landing him in the middle of the ring. Vanity goes for a quick pin 1...2 Kick out. As Vanity goes to pick Cabbie, Klowaski jabs him in the eyes. Vanity stumbles backwards. Cabbie goes to charge Vanity, but Vanity recovers enough from the eye jab and gives him a nasty clothesline flipping Cabbie onto his back.
From the back comes Xavier Channel carrying a baseball bat. He strides out confidentially and stalks around the ringside waiting for the right moment, he is cheering on Cabbie. Meanwhile Cabbie in the ring is getting back to his feet, Vanity runs at Cabbie, but Cabbie is waiting and hits him with a samoan drop. X Channel sees what is happening and climbs up onto the apron. He signals Cabbie to throw Vanity towards him. Cabbie goes to send Vanity towards Xavier but Vanity reverses and sends Cabbie into Xaviers swinging bat. Cabbie bounces off the bat and staggers back, Xavier cant believe what just happen. Wolverine grabs Cabbie by the trunks and throws him over the ropes. (CABBIE KLOWASKI IS ELIMINATED) Predator and David are exchanging punches, both looking pretty tired. David punches Predator in the face but Predator fires back and he continues to assault David with a rapid fury of punches. Predator pushes him up against the turnbuckle and starts chopping his chest. Predator then whips him to the ropes. David comes back and Predator drops to the ground and David jumps over him and continues to run. Predator darts back up and he nails a dropkick to David as he comes back. David is sent back into the ropes. Predator gets up and David runs at him and Predator nails a Japanese armdrag. David gets back up and Predator runs at him but his momentum is suddenly stopped as David bulldogs him to the ground. David gets he goes for a Blood Bath. He executes the move, the fans go wild. David covers 1...2...3... (PREDATOR IS ELIMINATED)
Wolverine gets up slowly and sees the two men left in the ring. He begs off as the two men get close, then he throws a Double Nut Shot. Both men stagger back, and fall to their knees. He grabs Vanity, and throws on the Crippler Crossface. Vanity is fighting as much as he can, he's about to
tap as Blaze is back to his feet. Wolverine can't see him, he kicks him Wolverine very hard in the back of his head...Wolverine falls forward straight to his face. Blaze sits on him facing his legs, and locks on the Crippler Clutch(Camel Clutch facing the opposite way, basically you put your
hands behind your back and lock it on)...Wolverine taps immediately. (WOLVERINE IS ELIMINATED) Vanity is up, and he and Blaze look at each other knowing they have to fight this one out. Vanity kicks him in the chest throws him against the ropes and hits a Powerslam. He stands him up, and Piledrives him. He calls for it to be over, he lifts up Blaze....He lifts him up for the End. He goes for the Spinning Reverse Powerbomb. But, when he brings Blaze up, from nowhere Jubei slides into the ring and whips Vanity's legs from out of underneath him. Vanity crashes onto his back while David lands on top of him. Jubei slides out of the ring, while David spins Vanity around and hits him with a DDt. He turns Vanity over and nails the Bloodbath(Falling Reverse DDT with spread legs)...He turns him over...1...2...3... Blaze stands up and can't believe he won, but he knows he has to take on Vanity again now. He shows the sign of the Scorpian the die hard fans go crazy..He climbs out of the ring the winner...
(WINNER "Youngblood" David Blaze)
The two wrestlers competing for the World title belt next week are Vanity ShowWood and David Blaze.
