~Variety is the spice of life. So is beer.~ {Ichabod's hotel room is alive with Adema blasting. The hotel security walks up the hallway for the third time. They knock on the door of the hotel room. Of course, no one inside hears a damn thing but "No one remembers when they were young and stupid..." The rent-a-pigs knock louder, but the music just seems to get louder and louder. Finally they kick the door open to the scene of an empty room where they were sure there were a bunch of partiers having a great time. The lights are all off, the beds perfectly made, and not a spot anywhere. The cops go to the bathroom, where the single serving soap and shampoo still sit on the sink depression untouched. There isn't so much as a piece of fuzz on the carpet. In the closet, a stereo blasts verses of Adema at 100 decibals higher than your average Hedsnap concert at Ground Zero. The cops turn it off quickly, and examine it. They wonder how the hell it got so loud. ------------------------------------------------------- Ichabod sits on the dock on the beach with Lopez, a close friend of his. They have a fire burning, and have already been warned twice about that shit. They are sharing a case of Icehouse and Ichabod is staring out over the water. Lopez looks over at him. Why'd you leave the stereo in the closet? We'd have some shit to listen to if you hadn't. Ichabod shrugs. I didn't even go into the hotel room. Steve did. He set the whole thing up all i did was buy the stereo. But dude, what was the point? You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
{Ichabod's hotel room is alive with Adema blasting. The hotel security walks up the hallway for the third time. They knock on the door of the hotel room. Of course, no one inside hears a damn thing but "No one remembers when they were young and stupid..." The rent-a-pigs knock louder, but the music just seems to get louder and louder. Finally they kick the door open to the scene of an empty room where they were sure there were a bunch of partiers having a great time. The lights are all off, the beds perfectly made, and not a spot anywhere. The cops go to the bathroom, where the single serving soap and shampoo still sit on the sink depression untouched. There isn't so much as a piece of fuzz on the carpet. In the closet, a stereo blasts verses of Adema at 100 decibals higher than your average Hedsnap concert at Ground Zero. The cops turn it off quickly, and examine it. They wonder how the hell it got so loud. ------------------------------------------------------- Ichabod sits on the dock on the beach with Lopez, a close friend of his. They have a fire burning, and have already been warned twice about that shit. They are sharing a case of Icehouse and Ichabod is staring out over the water. Lopez looks over at him. Why'd you leave the stereo in the closet? We'd have some shit to listen to if you hadn't. Ichabod shrugs. I didn't even go into the hotel room. Steve did. He set the whole thing up all i did was buy the stereo. But dude, what was the point? You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
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Ichabod sits on the dock on the beach with Lopez, a close friend of his. They have a fire burning, and have already been warned twice about that shit. They are sharing a case of Icehouse and Ichabod is staring out over the water. Lopez looks over at him. Why'd you leave the stereo in the closet? We'd have some shit to listen to if you hadn't. Ichabod shrugs. I didn't even go into the hotel room. Steve did. He set the whole thing up all i did was buy the stereo. But dude, what was the point? You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Why'd you leave the stereo in the closet? We'd have some shit to listen to if you hadn't. Ichabod shrugs. I didn't even go into the hotel room. Steve did. He set the whole thing up all i did was buy the stereo. But dude, what was the point? You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Ichabod shrugs. I didn't even go into the hotel room. Steve did. He set the whole thing up all i did was buy the stereo. But dude, what was the point? You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
I didn't even go into the hotel room. Steve did. He set the whole thing up all i did was buy the stereo. But dude, what was the point? You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
But dude, what was the point? You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
You know me, does everything I do have to have a point? Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Lopez shrugs and tosses his beer out into the sea. He burps loudly. He goes to reach for another beer, but there is none left. Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Well, time to go find someone with beer and kick their ass. Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Lopez turns and opens his retractable slapstick. He lights a Camel Jade and starts to walk off the dock. Ichabod grabs his arm and points. There is a 69 GTO tearing across the sand of the beach. The sound of Devil's Haircut carries across the beach. Unlucky beachgoers scatter in every direction as the car turns and spins in the loose sand. Ichabod and Lopez watch as the car throws sand toward the water as it comes toward the dock. It stops just inches from the posts. The door opens and a large large man steps out. Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Thats Tiny! Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Lopez and Ichabod jump down from the dock. Tiny has a case of beer in one hand, and an open bottle in the other. The three friends greet one another and shake hands. Tiny offers the beer and the three check out the car. Tiny breaks a bottle over the GTO and they all cheer. Tiny says something that sounds like "The Bandwagon, mmm-hmmm." Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Well Ichy, you never did tell me why you were out of action for a while. Is it because of Wicked D's return? Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Actually, no. It didn't surprise me at all. I mean Gian had the same used up overplayed gimmick as seventy five percent of the wrestling world. Like its so damn hard to be a darksider in this business. Hell even in life its pretty simple to act all devilish. Even when i was a boy it was relatively easy to reach the darkside, all I had to do was close my eyes and dream. And that is what he does, he never grew up, like Peter Pan, and he's still dreaming. He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
He needs to grow up, the dumb shit. Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Eh. So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
So what brings you around, Tiny? Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Tiny lights up a Newport As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
As I open my box of secrets, I want to play with peoples minds. Determination, Skill, Toughness, and other wrestling traits have nothing to do with it. Secrets, yours and mine. Just as ancient alchemists used to chant over the grimoire of Hermes Trismegistus: "As above, so below, as below, so above. Together they are one." Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Ichabod and Lopez look at each other in bewilderment. Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
Ah, yeah, sure dude. The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
The three continue to talk as they sip brew and smoke outside of Tiny's new car. ------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
------------------------------------------------------- The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
The room is dark as anything, save the bluish-gray glow coming from the computer screen in front of Deidre. She clicks a link, and suddenly the screen brightens, and Deidre's face lights up, not only from the screen. She smiles. So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
So thats where you've been hiding. See ya soon. She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
She cuts the pc off and walks out, temporarily flooding the room with yellow light before slamming the door shut.
