Ichabod and Steve Parke sit on the hood of the Monster looking out over the beach. They are behind what used to be Ichabod's condo. Steve asks Ichabod why he really did it, and Ichabod thinks for a minute
Do you know how to freestyle Steve?
I don't know, why?
Ichabod pulls a remote out of his pocket and points it to the interior of the truck. A slow beat starts, and for some reason Ichabod starts freestyling.
Now there's this bitch but i won't say her name, but she likes to run her mouth till i knock her head off like a damn toupee. I use the back of my hand to slap the shit out of her cuz I can. You wanna fuck with me, well i'll fuck with you too, all your friends here, fuck them too. But hey you ain't gotta be scared to fuck, if they want head then prepare to suck, even if he doesn't nut, for every stroke i get a hundred bucks, so open your legs and get my dubs. I don't pay for pussy, your pussy pays for me, bitch-ho-slut-or lady. I need lots a dough so suck fast and swallow slow. But i dont' pay for ass i slap you when i'm short on cash. Fuck suck stroke or touch make me rich, and a token of my appreciation is another man for you to hit. I dont' give a fuck if you need wrestling practice, you shouldn't have come with me bitch. Suck and slurp till his rod you buffin, if he don't come, you make nothin. Don't be respondin to this all stressin or i might have to release some agression--beat you death and teach you a lesson. Come to all the wrestlers lookin for handouts, like they your damn spouse, bitch shut your damn mouth. pull your damn pants down and fuck my man now shut your damn mouth and get out my damn house open your damn blouse and suck on my mans grouse. Sell that pussy bitch get out there and make Ichabod rich. Get on the corner and start suckin dick. People need pussy and I need cash so get out there and start sellin your dirty ass. Don't respond you talk too much you about to get my foot in your dirty butt. I am quick to hit em, then stick em, hey i'll let you hit one of my victims. I'm the evilest redneck you ever heard of, give me my five thousand and take this cheeseburger. Go suck dick at a bachelor party, so what if you're on your period, blood never hurt anybody. hey prostitute, i need my loot.
You just a ho
but i love you.......Selena
Ichabod enjoys a laugh as he finishes his rhyme. Steve looks shocked. Ichabod looks at him.
And there you have it coddammit. The reason i took off. that bitch. the one person in this world i thought i could trust. and you see she turns on me. i got away from her and thought i could put it in the past, but she follows me. so i took off. but while i was gone i figured out what to do, and it has something to do with Deidre. Don't worry you will see. They'll all see.
Well be careful...
Careful. Careful?! Was Selena's mother careful when she stabbed her in the brain with a spatula while she was still in the womb? No, she fucked her up, and right now, I'm going to fuck her up too.
Ichabod jumps off the hood and grabs a beer out of the cooler, then walks angrily toward the north dock.
you just my ho
dirty ass ho
i'm your pimp and you my bitch
Go get my dough
go bring me my dough
that's all you is
you just a dirty ass bitch
a nasty ass stanky ass filty ass dirty ass skanky ass bitch.