Steve Parke walks through the arena parking lot, making his way through the nastiness that was the Family Fun Festival yesterday. He calls out looking for Ichabod, who said he would be here. Steve curses as he steps on a donut covered in piss ants. As he stomps his foot, little ants go to there death, and he hears a soft smack, as if a flat object had hit the ground. He walks toward the sound and sees Ichabod setting up life-sized cardboard cut outs of the WOW superstars. Ichabod steps back and pics up a blue toy bowling ball and rolls it down toward the cut outs, and they fall flat, making the sound Steve had heard earlier.
What the hell are you doing man?
Bowling. What does it look like?
Oh what, is this suppose to be your idea of symbolism, Ichabod? So they all are going to fall as cardboard cutouts, eh? May I remind you that these men are not cardboard cutouts...
Thank you Steven, master of the obvious. No, I am not saying they will fall like cardboard cut outs. Damn.
Ok, I don't get it, what does it mean? Or are you just wasting time?
Damn, you really are a dumbass. Look, if you wanna read something into this, read this. All of the cardboard cut outs represent who they are depicting. They are well known. You can see they are big,larger than life. None of them see this tiny bowling ball holds the power to knock them each and all over when it gets on a roll. The ball is small, and they are many. Yet the ball conquers. Sure, the ball misses sometimes. but it still holds the power to destroy each and every one of them. The ball is me, and the set up down there is King Karnage. Mastermind, Toxin, Apollyon, Payne, blah blah blah. Then again, i'm just bowling.
You're weird. Look, the limo is here to pick you up. The Monster is in the shop. You still wanting to go see Wafe in the hospital?
Yeah lets go, we need to go see him soon, because time is running out and I want to get in at least three training sessions today before the show tonight, and I want a little time to rest up before the show.
The men walk around to the front of the arena and Icahbod gets in the back of the limo, and Steve sits up front. Just as Ichabod is about to close the door, he sees a cut out of the WOW World champ, Thomas Neo Anderson, holding a submachine gun, just like that Keanu Reeves guy from Matrix did on the helicopter. The thought crosses his mind about the interview at Neo's new house. Why the hell did the guy have his furniture put in the house before painting it or putting carpet down? Oh well it just goes to show you how ignorant some folks are. Ichabod takes the blue bowling ball he is still holding and launches it at the Neo cut out, nailing it square in the face. He was sure if the picture was real it would have said "Woah"
