"Perry Mason" by Ozzy Osbourne plays as scenes play with nWo Superstars speaking over the music.
A short memorial plays for Wafer, showing his various accomplishments over the years from IPWF to WOW, with translucent letters going by saying "I am Awesome."
Various shots of the antics in the jobber division glide by, followed by Shane Ryder with his random acts of violence. B-Pac is shown in his various quests for money making schemes. Next up we see Rammer and Jugernaut visiting the mill. We see Quake on his TV spots promoting. We see Christian Wright on his trip to Charlotte and back, and then finally Ichabod and Mainstreamer in various matches in their past.
The music reaches a crescendo as the logo comes on screen.
The Matrix beginning with the merging numbers appears as Self Afflicted plays "Slipping" and the numbers become the nWo logo. The scene cuts inside as the fans hold up their various signs. A lot of people are wearing Wafer T's and logos and everyone has black armbands with dodgerblue W's on them. The camera's cut in on Mike and Hank who are also wearing armbands.
Hank- What a night we have planned here! We've had a few match cancellations and with the sad deaths of Wafer and Mexican Jackhammer Grainger, some matches are going to have to changed around. But all in all we have a hell of a mix still left tonight!
Michael D.- Lets get the bad news out of the way... the Arm Wrestling match is off of course, and due to a flight delay, Plague and Sean Graves have not made it up to Toronto tonight. Their match will be moved to the next show.
Hank- And this just in, Weltmeister, has been found in a coma! Apparantly something happened at Zandor Island, and he's not going to be able to compete tonight!
Mike D.- Nonetheless, we still have four titles being decided in our remaining matches, Hank, and that Run of the Mill to look foward to! Ichabod, Brian, and Mainstreamer are the only ones who've seen one, and we've been hearing about it for years. Tonight, we find out if it is as deadly as Ichabod says!
Hank- Um... lets get to... that Jobber Title match.
The arena goes silent. A memorial to Mexican Jackhammer Grangier goes on the screen. The crowd is asked to rise to thier feet. The lights come back on.
Hank It's a horrible thing that The Mainstreamer did to such a heartfelt competitor.
Michael D - The Diciples left a message that they will continue the quest for the peach in his honor.
Self Afflicted begins blaring over the PA as the wrestlers come out ready to start the Super Hero Brawl. Disciple Martin as Superman. Mexican Jackhammer Casio as Daredevil. Mexican Jackhammer Boniqua as Catwoman. Gick as Robin. Dester as Wolverine. Disciple Mark as The Hulk. As they approach the ring, Gick is singled out for the lamest superhero of the bunch and is send back. The rest get into the ring.
Hank - Robin is pretty lame.
The bell rings and the comfused referee is handed a mallet. The action begins.
MJC to Mark- Scorpion Flying Death Splash!
Hank - Um... where did Jesus come from? He didnt even dress up...
Michael D - Well, Jesus is already a superhero, he doesn't have to dress up.
Jesus to Mark - Spinning Running Face Claw!
The rint spilts in half and all the competitors but Jesus fall in the center. Jesus makes his hand like a gun and blows smoke off the end of it. The crowd goes nuts as teh wrestlers begin to crawl out from under the ring.
Michael D - Holy crap that was cool as hell. He just spilt the ring.
Hank - The first effective move of the match.
The wresters climb into the ring and Jesus flexes. The Ref hits him the head with mallor for not calling it. Jesus turns him into a Cat and a new ref is called from the back.
Mark to MJB - SWEET ELBOW PILEDRIVER!!!!!
MJB goes down the the Sweet Elbow Piledriver and Mark makes the pin fall right as the new ref comes out.
Mark - PIN!
MJB gets thrown out of the ring and the action begins again.
Mark to MJC - Double Spine Kick!
The ring has MJC, Dester, Jesus, and Disciple Martin left in the ring. Dester charges and pucnhes MJC. He doesn't call it and is whacked with the mallot. Jesus laughs and Martin tries to make an advance. Jesus catches him.
Jesus to Dester - Fuckemuppercut!
Hank - Okay... let me get this staight... Disciple Mark took out Mexican Jackhammer Boniqua with the Sweet Elbow Piledriver... Disciple Martin took Mark out with the Dragon Flop... and Jesus took out Dester with the Mainstreamer's Fuckemuppercut, then pinned him for ten for some reason... and now it's Jesus, Mexican Jackhammer Casio, and Disciple Martin left in the ring?
Michael D - Sounds about right.
Hank - Damn Jobbers.
The sction start with Martin attacking Jesus.
Martin to Jesus - DATS RIGHT!!!
Jesus leaves the ring angry. MJC is quick and begins destroying Martin.
MJC to Martin - Running Elbow Shot!
With Martin hurt and... confused... MJC climbs the top rope.
MJC to Martin - SUICIDE KICK!!!!!!
For the first time in history, MJC hits his finisher. But he doesn't cover. He climbs back up and blows points upwards.
MJC to Martin - FLING HIGH PEACH!!
Michael D - THATS CRANGIER'S FINISHER! A MOVE TO REMEMBER HIS FRIEND!! CASIO PAYING RESPECTS TO HIS DEPARTED FRIEND!
Hank - The crowd is going nuts!
The crowd is going nuts. MJC kneels in the ring. He stands and screams.
Mexican Jackhammer Casio - GIRL LIKE BIG DICK!!!!!!!!
Suddenly, a coke can is hurled from the sudience knocking MJC in the head. The ref goes out and smacks the random fan for not calling the move, but MJC is knocked out cold. MArtin gets up and sees him. The ref comes in and Martin drops for the pin.
Martin to MJC - PIN!!
The bell rings and Martin Jumps for joy. The jobber title is retrieved and handed to MJC. Martin looks confused, but is told by the ref it's how the Jobber division works. Martin calls the ref a fucking fuck then leaves. MJC stands and looks at the title as tears begin to come to his eyes.
Hank - For some reason, Mexican Jackhammer Casio is walking out of here behind the other opponents as the First ever nWo Jobber Champion. The crowd is nuts for him. Grangier must be smiling down from peach heaven right now.
Micheal - What a match that was.
Backstage the Jobbers begin to separate as a pair of men rush out from somewhere and attack them all! The jobbers all get beat down with chains as the two men run back down the hallway.
Hank- Who was that?
"Look Into My Eyez" by Bone Thugz in Harmony hits the P.A. The crowd jumps up and turns to the ramp looking for The Mainstreamer. A giant green X flashes across the screen. The facility explodes as they witness Triple X come through the curtains, and down the ramp. He's unusually dressed in a pair of khakis, a white polo shirt with a green stripe across the chest, a pair of white k-swissers with a matching white hat
centered with a green X. With visiable confidence, he walks to the ring, and climbs in.
Triple X- Before you waist your breath with the 'X owns you' chant.. Let me make it clear that you're not looking at the One True Icon of sports entertainment.. oh no.. your eyes are laid upon the master of mediocre.. the lord of lazy.. The .... FREAKING X STREAMER!!!!!!!!!"
X Streamer's music beings to softly play again as clips of Mainstreamer are shown of him getting punished and beaten down in past events.
X Streamer- No one takes a freaking beating like the X Streamer does. Notice the intense look on my face as my body slams into the unforgiving mat. No one can get to the level of pain that my body has felt since I've been here in nWo. Call it ego, but recognize it for what it is.. a damn mystery that I've lasted this long. Oh.. and for god sakes, lets not leave out the fact that I'm probably the ugliest wrestler since Wafer! I got looks that kill if you know what I mean.. ask Skip. Or better yet, wait till tomorrow, and ask Ichabod. Ask him what it felt like as he laid on the floor, choking... choking from laughter from my girly figure, and matching punches. Ichabod, are you listening you ignorant piece of
want to be urban trash!? .... oh wait.. that's me. Then what are you? Who the hell cares what you are, lets spend this promo talking about myself, and how I'm the true legend.. what am I talking about? The true legend? The true legend of what? Whatt gives me the right to call myself the True Legend.. after Ive followed in the shadow of Ichabod for so long. How could I be the true legend, knowing of all the greats that came before me.. Brimstone, Cheapshots, ahem.. Triple X, B-Pac, Brian Graves even. I mean come on, what was I thinking. .. Look at me..
X Streamer snatches off his hat. X's long blonde hair falls out. He then rips off the polo shirt revealing X's "Elite 4 Life" tattoo, and "X ownz You!" tattoos on his right, and left arm. A big cocky smiles spreads across Triple X's slightly aged face as he raises the mic and continues..
Triple X- That's right Mainstreamer, look at you. You're an imageless piece of dirt. A digital image paisted on a blue screen. Only X knows what I would do to you if I wasn't banned from nWo. The Cornerstone doesn't take your words lightly chump.. You're pathetic attempt at being an ego artist doesn't sit well with me, but what can I do? ah oh well.. The Cornerstone isn't attempting another return.. but instead I've done something I never thought I would ever do..
X digs in his right pocket, and pulls it inside out. He quickly reaches in his left and pulls it out also.
Triple X- Hey where the X did my ticket go?? I swear I have one!
Security guards make their way down to the ring
Triple X- No No! wait I have it some where I swear! I got it off of ebay! Email eyesukkaredjoo69@hotmail.com and ask him!
Security enters the ring and grabs X by the arms
Triple X- Wait, just let me say one more thing...
The guards loosen their grip, and allow X to finish. He clears his throat and swings the mic back up to his mouth..
Triple X- .... X owns you!
DMX's "X gon' give it to ya" hits the P.A. as security escourt Triple X from the arena.
Michael D.- Well, that was certainly unexpected.
Hank- I wouldn't mind seeing a return from Triple X.
The lights slowly dim as blue strobe lights flicker througout the arena. "Stillborn" begins to play as smoke rises from the nWoTron and B-Pac slowly emerges and makes his way down the ramp. As he slides in the ring under the bottom rope, he walks to the turnbuckle and raises his fist to the sky. He then looks up the ramp awaiting his opponent.
Hank- Here comes the challenger, Wrestler of the Week, B-Pac. He looks to be ready for this fight tonight Mike."
"Full Effect" by Freeway, featuring Young Gunz hits. Shane Ryder walks out and down the ramp, and pyros light up to spell 'Da Ruff One'. The crowd goes crazy with jeers and cheers for Shane Ryder as he strolls towards the ring, rolling in, and having a look around at the fans with a smirk on his face as the music dies.
Michael D-Yeah yeah Hank. So were all the others. And where did it get them, huh? Shane Ryder's got this in the bag."
B-Pac charges from behind and shoves Ryder into the turnbuckle. He grabs the champ and begins beating his head furiously over and over against the turnbuckle. Ryder's head slams over and over into the turnbuckle, the champ looks already in a bad spot. Pac pulls Ryder off, whirls him around, and whips him to the ropes. Shane on the rebound gets a face full of dropkick and slams to the mat. Pac scrambles to the top, diving off with an elbow drop. Shane rolls out of the way and the B-Pacalypse crashes and burns, hitting nothing but mat. Shane dives out of the ring, digging underneath the ring. He pulls out a bat, looks at it a moment, and tosses it away. He digs a moment longer, and pulls out a steel chair, only to toss it away as well.
Hank-Ryder's wasting valuable time Mike."
Michael D-What's he looking for anyways?"
B-Pac is slowly up to his feet, shaking his arm, trying to work off the pain. Ryder dissappears halfway underneath the ring, digging. B-Pac climbs out of the ring, shoves the ring attendant out of the way, and grabs up his chair. Ryder cralws out from underneath the ring, dragging out a large medieval battle axe. The crowd is instantly on their feet.
Michael D-What the hell? Where'd he get that Hank?"
Hank-My God! Don't tell me he intends to use that!"
B-Pac rounds the ring, and stops dead in his tracks and he sees the huge battleaxe. He looks at the stel chair in his hands, then to the axe. We can read his lips easily enough as he mouths out what everyone has to be thinking. 'Oh shit!'. Shane hefts up the battle axe, struggling to keep it up, and charges at B-Pac screaming like a maniac. Pac backpedals, Shande rasies the axe up high. He chops--Pac dives for safety--CLANK! The battle axe slams down, clanking against the concrete. Shane raises the axe up, hefting it overhead again as he turns, only to get a face full of steel chair from B-Pac.
Shane stumbles back, desperately trying not to fall. B-Pac stalks in, crack! Another chairshot to the face, Shane's running out of room. Wham! A third and final shot sends the brutality champ crashing to the ground. Gravity takes hold of the battle axe, and the balde comes falling down. Shane can only stare in horror as the blade comes crashing down, down down. CLANK! It lands with a dull clank right between his legs, missing his most prized posession by just an inch. The axe topples, lying against his leg. Shane stares at the axe in mute shock as the crowd chants 'Holy shit! Holy shit!'
Michael D-Ahhhhh! Did you see that Hank!"
Hank-My god that was close!"
B-Pac moves in, kicking Shake in the jaw. Ryder crumples against the railing, blood trickling out from his mouth.B-Pac drags him up, only to send him reeling back down with a nasty chairshot. Ryder lays on the ground, breathing hard, blood trickling from his mouth and the back of his head. B-Pac raises the chair up overhead and slams it hard into the small of Ryder's back. B-Pac drags Ryder to his feet and rolls him into the ring. B-pac digs underneath the ring, dragging out aboard with nails sticking out of it. He gets a crazy grin as he dives into the ring after Shane.
He swings, but the champ rolls out of the way, and scrambles to his feet. B-Pac swings again, strike two, Shane ducks. Pac swings a third time, strike three, Shane catches the board in mid swing. The two struggle back and forth, trying to gain control of the weapon. Ryder kicks Pac below the belt, and snatches the board away. He swings and connects with B-Pac's leg. The challenger shouts with pain and anger and hits Ryder with a hard clothesline. B-Pac moves to the turnbuckle and slowly begins to climb the ropes! Suddenly the crowd pops as B Pac nears the top rope but is pushed off by Quake! Quake rolls into the ring after B Pac and pushes the referee to the mat as he stomps on B Pacs neck with Ryder still out on the mat!
Michael D-Ahhh! It's Quake!"
Hank-What the hell is he doing here? Quake has no business in this match Mike!"
Quake shouts at B Pac before hoisting him to his feet and hitting him with a thunderous Aftershock in the center of the ring from a mixed crowd reaction! The referee begins to get to his feet again but Quake kicks him in his stomach and then rolls from the ring. Quake grabs a chair from ringside and rolls back into the ring where he places the chair on B Pacs mid section! The crowd buzz as Quake climbs the turnbuckle, but before he can jump off Ryder gets to his feet and stands below Quake! The two stare off as Quake waves his hands at Ryder to move! Ryder cockily bows at Quake and moves out of the way as the TV Champ dives from the top rope with a QUAKE AIR ONTO THE CHAIR!!! B Pac lays limp as Quake rips off his T-Shirt which reads "Quake=Ratings" and lays it over B Pacs head, and leaves the ring with a huge smile on his face. Ryder drops down, going for the pin. He hooks the leg..1....2....no! Shane begins to shake and convluse, and falls away to the mat shaking. B-Pac crawls towards the champ, his tazer sparking and hissing. He jabs it against Ryder's leg, and the champ shakes and hops and convulses and finally goes limp. B-Pac slips the tazer back into his pocket. He hooks the leg...the ref counts...1....2.....3 ! B-Pac is the new brutality champion!
As the champ moves out of the ring and toward the back and Shane gets up, looking thoroughly disgusted, the Titantron lights up.
A tiny man sits on a bamboo chairwith two torches going off on the sides of him. A nWo background behind him with NeWA Canada written in the top left corner. Akua closes his hands together and begins.
The nWo is cooling down. The old 'hotshots' of the company are falling behind and the newer guys are stepping up to take their place. Well lets start a new story, a myth that can be told for many years to come. This myth will start today as another newbie enters the arena to take on the best that time had to offer before and the best that time has to offer now. That ring will be the kingdom and me it's king. Not one of you sorry assed punks will be able to dethrone me from my rightful place as your leader. But the myth, the myth is going to start with a title that has been forgotten. As soon as this title is brought back into play the real story will start. So nWo, let the myth begin....
Akua Wakea sits still on the chair staring at the camera with an evil grin on his face until his segment finishes.
Hank- Who the hell is Akua Wakea?
Michael D.- Some Hawaiian.
Hank- Well no shit, Mike.
Backstage again, the same two guys who attacked the jobbers run out and nail Shane Ryder with the chains. One of them turns in the last instant before the scene cuts back... its PKA!!
After the segment, Bloodbath, Rammer, and Quake are already in the ring.
Michael D.- Who was that backstage? PKA??? And who was the other guy?
Hank- I don't know, Mike, but that was assault!
Michael D.- That was Aggravated Assault!
This match is going to be awesome, Quake is the fastest rising star in nWo!
The match starts out, and Bloodbath is just stands back and relaxes in his corner. Rammer and Quake circle each other, glancing at one another and Alana from time to time. Rammer and Quake slowly make their way to the middle of the ring and tie up. Quake has the power advantage, and shoves Rammer off to his corner again. Bloodbath watches on. Rammer ties up with Quake again, and just as Quake is about to toss him again, Rammer gets a cheap low kick in to Quakes groin. Rammer begins clubbing Quake across the back with both his arms wildly, but Quake quickly gets his advantage back and knees Rammer in the gut. Quake punches Rammer a few times, then lifts him up over his head, and launches him into Bloodbath, who catches Rammer, but sets him down easily. Rammer looks shocked, but turns around and is about to get speared by Quake, as he leaps over him and Bloodbath gets speared hard into the corner! Rammer leaps into Quake and catches him in a victory roll pin. Alana makes the slow count. 1...2... kickout by Quake.
Hank- I think Quake's in serious jeapordy for his belt here.
Mike D- I'll say. Now more then ever, after he just speared Bloodbath.
Hank- Bloodbath isn't really in the fighting mood lately, it seems.
Mike D- And it seems Alana isn't really used to refereeing, or maybe she counted slowly on purpose?
Hank- What are you implying?
Quake gets up, and glares at Bloodbath, who just stands his ground. Quake doesn't know what to think, as Rammer dropkicks Quake into Bloodbath. Rammer taunts him, as Quake turns around quickly and viciously clotheslines Rammer down hard! Quake gets on top of Rammer and begins pumbeling him to the mat! Quake gets off him and lets Rammer get up. Rammer gets to his feet, but is caught off guard by a big boot from Quake. Quake makes the cover as Alana makes a really fast count now. 1...2... kickout by Rammer, barely. Quake gets back to his feet quickly and pulls Rammer up. Quake irish whips Rammer right into Bloodbath, who is still just standing there, and Quake darts forward and spears Rammer right in the back, knocking the wind out of him, and Bloodbath staggering back a bit. Quake goes for another cover and quick count from Alana Jeffries. 1...2... kickout by Rammer.
Mike D- That was close!
Hank- I thought he had him! I mean, with the crooked calls and everything...
Mike D- Bloodbath might be mad about that one, but I doubt it. Hank- I hope he does! And Rammer needs to show Alana some punishment for her calls!
Mike D- He can't hit a lady. Quake pulls Rammer up, but Rammer has a head of steam! Rammer kicks and punches Quake with everything he's got, and clotheslines him over the top rope. Rammer runs over to Bloodbath and kicks him a few times in the gut, so he bends over, then Rammer backs up, flips Alana off, then runs ahead, and springboards off Bloodbath and jumps down onto the staggering up Quake with a moonsault! Rammer is up quick, and Alana is making no count, suprisingly as he picks Quake up and rolls him into the ring. Rammer measures Quake as he gets up, and nails him with the Downtown Slam! Rammer makes the pin, a really long 1...2... Bloodbath pulls Rammer off of the pin. Bloodbath stares at Rammer, like he's about to nail him. The crowd goes wild! And Rammer stares back. Quake is up, but they don't notice it. Alana "trips" and as she's getting up, "accidentally" kicks Rammer in between his legs, as Quakethen clotheslines Bloodbath over the top rope, who lands on his feet on the outside and just sands there. Quake pulls Rammer in, and lands a devestating powerbomb! Rammer is down, as Quake approaches the top rope, then jumps down with Quake Air! Quake makes the pin. 1...2..3...
Hank- Quake retains his title!
Bloodbath apathetically walks backstage followed by the Television Champion. Rammer rolls out of the ring and back up near the guard rails. After a few seconds of him staring down his opponents' backs, he turns and as he does a “fan” at ring side reaches out and clobbers him down to the mat. Rammer goes down pretty hard. The “fan” jumps over the guard rail and starts putting the boots to Rammer.
Mike D.- What the? A fan is attacking Rammer!
Hank- First time I have seen this!
The fan picks up Rammer and rolls him into the ring. The fan climbs into the ring as well and he picks up Rammer.
Hank- Hey! That’s Jeffery Hatemonger from the NYCW! He’s the NWA Tag Team champion! I saw him at the ticket booth the other day causing a ruckus.
Michael D.- Those silly Americans, think they can walk into Canada and do things their way.
Hatemonger sets Rammer up and hits the Hate Attack on him. After planting Rammer in the center of the ring, Jeffery stands up and demands a mic. Under his shirt is the NWA Tag Team title. He takes it off and slings it over his shoulder.
Hank- No! Don’t give him a mic! he needs to be arrested!
Jeffery- You want to know what is really really sad? It’s that I can sit there in the front row and just about kill one of the NWO’s finest and no one does shit about it! I reached over the railing and beat this punks ass with no problem. And the alarming thing about that is, sometime this month I will be forced to defend my NWA Tag Team title against one of these losers! Look at the fight he put up, which was none. Just imagine what will happen when I have warmed up in the back and I’m ready to kick his ass! Who ever gets the losing task of facing me and Frank Merritt for the NWA Tag Team titles, It will be a sad day in Canada because they simply will be left for dead.......
Ichabod- Look, you piece of trash. I don't care what you think of nWo or its wrestlers. Fact is, I didn't sign any forms for nWo to join the NWA. That was old man Dick's doing. So you can take your tag team titles, your NWA business, and walk the hell out of my arena, before I beat the living hell out of your pasty ass!
Hank- Look at this guy and his lack of respect!
Ichabod- Ya know, maybe I can use the NWA connections... How about I exercise my right to the tag title shot this month, and declare Rammer and Jugernaut the number one contenders! You have to defend those titles one week from today!
Jeffery snatches the mic back.
Jeffery- You mean to tell me I will face this clown and his NASA wanna be partner? Is suppose to make me scared or something? Well Ichabod, I’m going to make you feel sorry for making this match, Because it will come swift and hard, with out warning they will be over come by the most dangerous life style change they has ever had to go through, Cuz when you get hit with the Hate Attack, No one is the same ever again!
Ichabod takes the mic back, and security rushes out as Jeffery is arrested for trespassing. Ichabod follows security out of the main area.
Michael D.- Jeffery Hatemonger, the NWA Tag Team champion and his partner will be facing nWo's own Rammer and Jugernaut next week Hank!
Ichabod is leaving the arena to catch the helicopter to the Mill, and Quake walks by as PKA and his new friend attack with the chains once more! They continue to beat him down as the cameras cut back out.
Hank- Its time, Mike. The helicopter containing Brian Graves, Jugernaut, Christian Wright, The Mainstreamer, and President Ichabod lifted off about ten minutes ago, and we are ready to go live to the interior.
The Titantron image pans out to fill the entire television screen of the viewers at home. There the five remaining contenders sit giving each other intense stares, their eyes roaming from one competitor to the next. Ichabod has given strict orders that no one is to be attacked while inside the helicopter or that man forfeits his position in the mill. Each man has a pack that Ichabod has ordered them to put on, and a headmic. On the headmic we can hear Ichabod talking.
Ichabod- We are right over the mill now, and the match will begin any minute now.
Jugernaut- If we are over the mill, why aren't we landing?
Suddenly Brian rushes to where Mainstreamer is sitting and shoves him backwards out of the helicopter. Mainstreamer flails for a second before falling into thin air!
Everyone but Brian and Ichabod looks stunned.
Brian Graves- Paybacks are a bitch you asshole.
Brian leaps out of the helicopter followed by Ichabod, and the reason for the packs becomes apparant to Jugernaut and Christian. Glancing at each other quickly, they both leap from the hatch, followed by five referees and various air camera men with cameras mounted on their helmets. Several camera shots come next, first showing Brian colliding with Mainstreamer and the both of them struggling in midair. Brian wraps his hands around Mainstreamer's throat as Mainstreamer begins to nail him in the stomach with rock hard fists. Ichabod is pointed nose down rushing toward them, and Brian pushes off, deploying his parchute as Ichabod connects headfirst to Mainstreamer's midsection. Mainstreamer pulls his cord and he and Ichabod shoot upward for a moment before continuing the decent. Ichabod pulls his own cord and he and Mainstreamer swing wildly with their feet at one another. Ichabod connects with a kick to Mainstreamer's forehead, sending him spinning away. Just at that moment, Christian Wright lands on Ichabod's shoulders with his own parachute still not opened! He uses all his strength to hurricanrana Ichabod in midair!! Ichabod tumbles and gets tangled in his parachute as Jugernaut drops down with his parachute open and nails Christian Wright in the head with a hell of a spinning kick. Christian falls back but is able to get his chute open.
Michael D.- They haven't even hit the mill yet and already the action is intense. Who's idea was it for them to parachute onto the mill??
Mainstreamer, Jugernaut and Christian Wright have noticed the mill roof getting closer and are beginning to aim. If they land on the ground outside the mill they are out! Ichabod is still struggling and plummeting pretty fast. But here comes Brian Graves! Brian grabs Ichabod and holds onto his shirt pretty tight. Ichabod looks up at him and nods, as Brian graves pulls the release cord on his chute, leaving them both free falling!
Hank- What the hell is he doing?
Brian points his feet downward still holding Ichabod as they come nearer to Jugernaut. Jug tries to ease away from them, but Brian grabs his shirt still holding on to Ichabod. The men begin to land, Christian Wright first, who immediately rushes inside the mill. Mainstreamer lands next and runs after Christian Wright. The trio of Jugs, Ichy, and BG hit the roof, and immediately come to blows. Brian and Ichabod grab Jugernaut and double whip him into the roof access door. Jugernaut stumbles back to a dragon sleeper from Ichabod. After a few moments, Ichabod jumps and nails a reverse DDT, but here's Brian with his empty parachute pack. He nails Ichabod in the face, catching him with the heavy brass buckles and clasps. Ichabod stumbles back, and checks his face.
Michael D.- First blood!
Brian puts the pack over Ichabod's face and steps behind him, tugging on the straps. Ichabod rips a the pack trying to get a breath of air, but Brian is relentless! Finally, Ichabod drops out and nails a lowblow on Brian. He glances around the roof.
Hank- Ichabod knows the mill better than anyone and how to utilize everything in it!
Ichabod goes to a roof air conditioning generator and rips the grating off. He rushes over to Brian and nails him right across the bridge of the nose with the edge, breaking his nose instantly. Blood gushes out as we go to Mainstreamer and Christian Wright.
Wright has Mainstreamer against the wall of a corridor on about the fourth floor with a crowbar, nailing him again and again in the stomach. Mainstreamer doubles over as Christian Wright grabs him and drives his head into the opposite wall where a "Break Glass in Emergency" fire extinguisher case is. Mainstreamer goes through and turns trying to dig glass out of his head. Wright grabs him and bulldogs him right onto the floor. Christian Wright makes the first pin of the match 1-2-3- no!
Michael D.- Its five count pins for the elimination, but Christian was wanting to take out perhaps the biggest threat in the match!
Mainstreamer shoves Wright off and lifts him up. Wright's got him going and pissed now, and Mainstreamer lifts him up for a piledriver. Wright bounces off the floor and lands on his side as Mainstreamer goes for the fire extinguisher. He brings it above his head and is about to slam it down on Wright, but stops and sprays him instead. Wright catches the foam and it shakes him out of his daze, but Mainstreamer is backing off. Christian Wright starts to get up as Mainstreamer launches the fire extinguisher like a missile, nearly taking Wright's head off with it!
Hank- I've never seen anyone use a fire extinguisher that brutally!
Michael D.- Yeah but this is run of the mill, throw what you know out the door Hank!
Back on the roof, Ichabod is taking it to Brian with with a broken cinder block. Brian's face is barely recognizable through his red mask, but here's Jugernaut! He grabs Ichabod up and suplexes him with a belly to back overhead suplex! Ichabod sprawls across the roof and Jugernaut picks Brian up. He lifts him up for a TKO, but Ichabod comes running back with a drop kick to the small of Jugs' back. Jugernaut drops Brian and turns on Ichabod. But Ichabod has a big bag of concrete in hand and smashes it over Jugernaut's head, temporarily blinding him.
Hank- You know those bags are heavy as hell.
Jugernaut falls backward and nearly off the edge of the ledge, but Brian grabs him and begins planting rights to his face and head. He lifts the monstrous man up as Ichabod runs over and they connect with a 3-D!! Both men begin nailing stomps on Jugernaut, but Ichabod suddenly grabs Brian for a spinning neckbreaker!
Back inside, Wright looks to be completely out cold, but Mainstreamer doesn't pin him. Instead he takes off up a nearby set of stairs, probably on his way back up to the roof!
Back on the roof again, where Ichabod has pinned Brian, 1-2- Jugernaut breaks up the pin! Ichabod jumps up as Jugernaut nails him with a clothesline from hell. He turns on Brian and lifts him up and DDT's him. He drags him over to the edge of the roof. He sees a bucket of leak tar and grabs it up, tying it to Brian's foot with a bit of rope. He whips Brian toward the ledge, but Brian reverses it and Jugernaut pitches over the edge of the eight story building!
Michael D.- That could be the end of Jugernaut... forever!
Brian leans over the edge to check, and Jugernaut reaches up and grabs him! He was holding on to the ledge! Jugernaut pulls Brian over and drags him over the threshold, letting go as Brian plummets toward the ground! But about halfway down, he grabs a flagpole, what luck! He hangs there for a minute, looking around for a way down. He's caught by surprise by a metallic squeal as the bolts in the flagpole begin to give way due to his weight and the weight of the tar bucket dragging him down! The pole leans until it is almost vertically parallel to the mill's wall, and finally the bolts give way! Brian, flag pole, and bucket fall!
Hank- He wasn't that high up, he may live through the fall, but this could be it for Brian in this match!
Brian instinctively goes into the bump position that all wrestlers learn, and lands back down on a searchlight! The searchlight shatters as sparks fly out in every direction! Brian twitches for a few seconds and is finally still.
Back on the roof, Ichabod leans over the edge where Jugernaut is watching Brian Graves, and begins to jab him with a broken broom handle.. Jugernaut's attention snaps to Ichabod, as he irritatedly grabs the broomstick... a mistake! He's lost his grip. He begins to fall, but puts his hands and boots up between the two staunchion type pillars he is hanging between. He screams out as he slides down the wall, the concrete digging at his hands and wearing down the soles and toes of his boots. At the second floor cubed window, he pushes himself backward through the window and back into the mill!
Ichabod curses loudly when he realizes he's the last one on the roof. He turns to run inside the mill, stopping to grab a box full of something, not wanting to rush into the unknown unprepared.
Michael D.- Everyone but Brian Graves is inside the mill now, Hank! We have to trust to the view of the interior cameras now.
The scene goes to where Mainstreamer is running up the 6-7th floor stairs. He turns the corner on the midfloor landing and trips over some kind of bundled up mess on the floor. He goes sprawling headlong onto his face, and turns rubbing his head. The bundle moves around as a figure emerges from it... some old hobo.
Who dat be? Who areyeh?
Mainstreamer gets up and casts the homeless man a dirty look, but stops as the old hobo pulls a nine out of his waistband. He points it directly between Mainy's eye's.
Da hell ya dorin heh? Git outta my houz!
Mainstreamer goes to snatch the gun as its fired, the bullet grazing and taking off an inch of the top of his left ear. He grabs the hobos arm and pulls it around in an armbar, then slams him against a wall. The hobo falls back... and a weird sound fills the landing. Its like a low humming coming from under the ass of where the hobo landed. His and Mainstreamer's eyes go wide as a cloud of hornets flares up from under the decrepit outcast. They attack in full force, sending the Mainstreamer back down the stairs and the hobo up the next flight. Both yell out as the stings are driven into their skin, and finally Mainstreamer loses his balance and tumbles down the stairs. He lands at the bottom with a groan.
Hank- Unlucky break for Mainstreamer.... who the hell saw that coming?
Michael D.- Look at the outside camera, Hank!
Brian is moving around as he forces himself into a crouch on the spotlight rim, which is facing the wall of the mill...and a broken out window! He unties the bucket and places it between the searchlight and the window, then grabs the flagpole and steps across the bucket and inside the mill!
Inside, Jugernaut has been taking a breather, but jerks his head up as he hears a noise. Its coming from a freestanding cupboard at the far end of the large atrium he's standing in. He gets up to investigate, but from behind runs Brian Graves with the broken flagpole! He nails Jugernaut with the broken in of it, sending him to the floor with blood gushing out of his forehead. Graves pounds on Jugernaut with the flagpole trying to keep him down, but Jugs shoots a hand up and catches it, shoving it back into Brian's gut. Brian doubles over as Jugernaut climbs to his feet. Jugs does a knee lift sending Graves to his back... but again that sound in the cupboard. Jugernaut turns and approaches the cupboard, but here's BG again, this time with a big fiberglass roll. He lifts it up by both ends and brings it crashing into the base of Jugernaut's skull, and Jugernaut crumples. This time Brian hears the noise in the cupboard.
Hank- What the hell is that?
Jugernaut is on his hands and knees but looks up curiously as Brian opens the cupboard.
Michael D.- No... it can't be...
Brian gasps as he stumbles back. Even Jugernaut has to get up and take a second look. He begins to backpedal as well as the body of Wafer staring coldly out at them begins to reach his arms out. Wafer takes a step out of the cupboard as Brian and Jugneraut continue to go backward. Wafer runs at Brian Graves as Brian trips over an old torpedo heater, and drops an elbow on him. Its then that Jugernaut realizes that its Christian Wright moving Wafers body!
Hank- How the hell did Wafer's body end up in the mill???
Michael D.- Ah the mysteries of the mill!
Jugernaut lifts Christian up by the back of his shirt and drives a headbutt into his temple. Christian rolls away as Jugernaut stalks toward him. Wright comes up with a piece of broken pipe. He swings it, but Jugernaut ducks and catches Wright up.. Burning Hammer! Jugernaut goes for the pin 1-2- no! Brian Graves breaks up the pin! Jugernaut turns and snatches up Wafer's body and uses it like a battering ram right into Brian's face!
Mike D.- This is sick!
Mainstreamer looks up slowly from where he landed, and a heavy bundle hits the wall next to him. He looks up to see someone standing at the top of the landing.
Ichabod- Killed your friend, Mainy... we even?
Mainstreamer- Not a friend of mine. Not as close as... Wafer...
An evil smile lights Ichabod's eyes.
Ichabod- I have a feeling Wafer is closer than you think.
Ichabod rushes down the stairs with the box he had on the roof. He launches it when he gets halfway down, but Mainstreamer is to his feet and dodges the box as a few items fall out... its a box of heavy metal bracketts. Ichabod launches off the middle step and connects with a flying martial arts kick. Mainstreamer flies back into a wall and it gives away! The wall falls carrying both men into a room with sooty walls. Looking around, Ichabod sees a kiln and a stack of heavy wood. He grabs for Mainstreamer, but Mainy has rolled away and comes up behind Ichabod with a roll of netting. He unravels a bit and stretches it across Ichabod's face, twisting it around in back to secure it. Spinning Ichabod around, he sees Ichy's face, now contorted by the netting and bulging out between the mesh. Mainstreamer kicks Ichabod int he gut and plants him with an Evenflow. Ichabod tears at his face to get the mesh off, but Mainy drops a scissor kick. Ichabod is face down still trying to struggle now with the back of the netting. Mainstreamer jerks him off the floor and slams him backward against the wall. Ichabod stumbles foward in rebound as Mainy takes him down in a Russian leg sweep.
Hank- Mainstreamer is really taking it to Ichabod, Mike.
Mainstreamer goes for a pin 1-2-3- too soon! Ichabod climbs up and stops struggling with the mesh. He gets a spin kick but doesn't connect as he can't see very well. Mainstreamer laughs as Ichabod launches a spear in that direction, knocking the wind out of Mainstreamer. Ichabod comes up and stumbles over to the kiln. He tosses a few pieces of wood in and pulls out a lighter, igniting it with the splinters and old kindling still inside the kiln. He fans it for a few moments letting it blaze up, when suddenly Mainstreamer nails him with a superkick to the head. Ichabod's head pitches foward as he yells out in pain. He falls backward out of the kiln and pieces of the plasting netting can be seen melting on his face. Mainstreamer goes over to him, but Ichabod kickflips to his feet, sweeping Mainstreamer's feet out from under him in the next instant. He grabs Mainstreamer up and whips him toward the kiln where Mainstreamer crashes into it, knocking it from its base!
Michael D.- Neither man is going to walk out of here without some burns.
Mainstreamer climbs to his feet and grabs an ash scoop, filling it with cinders. Ichabod walks over to check and gets a face full of hot coals! He stumbles back rubbing at his eyes as Mainstreamer nails him with a clothesline from hell. Both men tumble back through the door to the room. Ichabod comes out on top and grabs Mainstreamer's head, pounding it on the floor over and over stunning him for the moment. He lifts him up and runs toward the staircase down for a powerslam, but Mainstreamer rolls foward, carrying both men down the flight of stairs. They hit the wall on the midfloor landing fighting like cats and dogs, and bounce off to roll down the next flight.
Hank- I can hear bones snapping.
They carry down more stairs and landings until finally coming to a rest as Ichabod forces Mainstreamers head into some illegible brass plate on the wall. He hits it so hard that the brass plate comes loose and hangs by one nail. Mainstreamer is bleeding and is trying to shake out the cobwebs. Ichabod is already up and rushes up the stairs to the next floor. Mainstreamer starts to get up, but his leg seems to be sore. He favors it for a moment and gets a grimace on his face. He looks up the stairs and tries to locate Ichabod, muttering "chickenshit" under his breath. He manages to get to his feet and flexes his leg a little and nods, seeing that its ok, just banged up a little.Its then that he hears the movement, and looks up to see Ichabod placing a trolley at the top of the stairs. Mainy's eyebrows raise as Ichabod disappears again, and begins to make his way toward the cart. Ichabod comes back in view with a large tool cabinet the kind they keep drill bits in! He pushes it onto the trolley and the whole works takes off down the stairs as Ichabod leaps on top! Its hurtling down the stairs at Mainstreamer! But Mainstreamer jumps ontop as well! He and Ichabod struggle with each other as the whole thing turns, and a door comes ajar a little.
Hank- He's filled it with masonry bricks!
The tool chest keeps hurtling down the stairs!
Jugernaut has Brian Graves in a camel clutch, and Brian is tapping the ground furiously, but there are no submissions here! He lets go and lifts Brian up, Burning Hammer onto a packing pallet! Jugernaut goes for the pin 1-2-3-4-5!! Brian Graves is eliminated!
There's gonna be a new champ tonight!
Brian rolls away in pain as Jugernaut turns to Christian Wright. But Wright was waiting and nails a flying crescent kick. Jugernaut crumples as Christian Wright scoops up a handful of what looks like railroad spikes. He begins launching them at the fallen Jugernaut.
Jugernaut- Ow! Ow! OW DAMMIT!
Jugernaut shoots up from the floor and rushes at Wright, who takes a spike in each hand and begins to beat on him. Jugernaut blocks the blows as best as he can, and finally shoots a hand out and catches Christian Wright by the throat. He lifts him up for what could be a hell of a devestating chokeslam onto a mess of roofing tacks and staple stacks and boards with nails in them. He turns suddenly to see a giant toolbox rolling down the steps with Ichabod and Mainstreamer on top like surfers! The toolbox slams right into him and knocks him back through a plate glass window into an abandoned office and crushes him against a wall.
Hank- What the hell happened to the corpse of Wafer??
The jarring effect knocks Mainstreamer right into the cupboard where Wafer's body was as the door slams shut and locks! Ichabod pitches off in the other direction, and lands nearly on top of Christian Wright! Wright moves out of the way and Ichabod lands on the cold concrete. Wright sees his chance and grabs a masonry brick that fell out of the toolbox. He swings it overhead but Ichabod dodges and rolls up to his feet. Christian Wright runs at him with the brick again, and Ichabod dips down and gets a back body drop. But Christian tucks and rolls and comes up to his feet. He grabs a beer bottle and breaks it on the concrete floor and rushes at Ichabod again.
Hank- Christian Wright is intent on getting some revenge!
Wright comes at Ichabod who tries to dodge, but catches the edge of the bottle on his cheek, ripping it open and leaving a flap hanging down his face. Ichabod puts the hand to his face as Wright smashes the bottle over Ichabods head. He grabs Ichabod up and slings him into a shelf that comes crashing down on Ichabod! He picks up the metal shelf and brings it crashing onto Ichabod again and again. He puts a hand on Ichabod's chest... 1-2-3-4- No!! The president was nearly eliminated there before that kick out!
Ichabod manages to get up as Christian attacks with the shelf again, but Ichabod nails a forearm smash onto the shelf knocking it into Wright's face! Wright falls back as Ichabod drop kicks the shelf into CW's front. CW falls, and Ichabod doesn't notice the cabinet door splinter open as Mainstreamer rushes out! Ichabod goes for the pin, but Mainy rushes in with a splash on them both! Christian Wright weasels away as Mainstreamer grabs Ichabod and slams him against the front door of the mill
Mike D.- Here we go again!
Wright goes into the office where Jugernaut was laid out and pulls the tool chest back. He grabs Jugernaut and is about to pin him when Jugernaut connects a right hand to Wright's jaw. Wright stumbles back, but Jug's still looks weak, and he manages to get him up on a desk in the office. Jugs is about to sit up, when Wright grabs a fan blade out of a decrepit old fan and brings it down, slicing Jugs shoulder. Blood trickles out as Jug slams back on the desk in pain. Wright climbs up and gets the Call of Nature!! But the floor under the desk gives way and the desk falls through the floor with Jugs and CW still on it!
Back up on the first floor, Mainstreamer continues to whip Ichabod against the door until finally Ichabod reverses and Mainstreamer goes through the front door.
Mike D.- Mainstreamer is eliminated!
The outside camera kicks in, showing Mainstreamer laying in the heap of door on a concrete walkway! He's still in the match! Ichabod rushes out the door and picks up the piece of wood with the doorknob on it and begins to beat Mainstreamer about the bum leg with it. Mainstreamer yells out in pain until Ichabod finally stops. Ichabod picks him up and hits that powerslam finally on the concrete. Mainstreamer curls up in pain as Ichabod looks up and smiles.
Down in the basement Wright and Jugs are starting to stir from the wreck of the desk. They look around and realize they are in an underground tunnel. They quickly look down and realize they are one inlaid stone... still in the match. Wright rushes at Jugs, but Jugernaut hits a hip toss onto something metal. Its train rails! Jugernaut looks around and Wright groans in pain and sees a couple of carts sitting on a double track. He scoops Wright up and flapjacks him into one of the carts. He leans in toward the cart, but Wright comes up with a flamethrower, and shoots a mass of flame right into Jugernauts face! Jugernaut falls back and in the process kicks the cart, and it starts slowly down the track. Wright's eyes go wide as he is about to jump out, but the cart is picking up speed. Jugernaut rubs his face and runs to the second cart and gives it a shove, jumping in after it. As it rolls by, Jugernaut grabs a huge hook hanging overhead and rips it down. Wright's cart is going slower, and as Jugernaut catches up he swings the hook, imbedding it in Wright's shoulder and nearly ripping it off. Wright screams out in agony as Jug continues on. He turns back toward Wright long enough to see his eyes widen in horror. Jug swings back around as he sees the chasm ahead... and the railbridge over it is incomplete! It isn't a very far drop, but if they go over the edge, they'll be splattered on the ruins of the bridge below!
Hank- Wright's ok, he can jump out and onto the other rail... he just did!
Mike D.- If Jug tries that, he'll be crushed under Wright's cart... but if he goes the other way he'll be smashed on the bridge fragments below!
Jugernaut pulls off his parachute pack that he was still wearing! He pulls out the chute and slings the pack out over the rails as hard as he can, and the various clasps latch onto the steel and Jugs grabs the chute and jumps backward out of the cart and over the chasm. The clasps catch and Jugernaut swings pumping a fist victoriously at his narrow escape as he watches his cart tilt over the edge and crash into a twisted hunk of metal on the wreckage below. But just as he is swinging back to center about thirty feet below the bridge, Wright's cart races over the parachute cords, cutting them and sending Jugernaut to the floor of the natural cavern, and the elimination! Wright sits against the wall trying to wrench the hook free. It seems to be all the way in the bone. Wright looks up suddenly and sniffs. He looks scared for a moment, but begins to look around for a stairway out of the basement. He sees a tarp in the distance and curiosity gets the best of him...
Hank- Its down to three men now, Mike
Michael D.- I can count, Hank.
Back outside, Ichabod can be seen climbing the ladder on the old rusty water tower, with Mainstreamer about twenty feet behind him. They get to the top and are on the short platform that runs around the edge. Ichabod waits as Mainstreamer gets to the top and runs at him... Bitch Thump! Ichabod covers 1-2-3- kick out! Ichabod gets up and goes to slam Mainstreamer into the metal wall, and Mainy comes back covered in rust and a bit dazed. Ichabod ducks behind to trip him over the railing and into certain death, but Mainstreamer kicks the hell out of Ichabod's head. Ichabod stands up holding onto the rail, and Mainstreamer hits a Fuckemuppercut! He pins 1-2-3- no! Ichabod gets a shoulder up. Ichabod uses the wall of the tower for support to get up, but Mainstreamer daringly leaps up onto the rail and launches a cross body block, and the rusty wall gives way as both land inside the tower! Another outside camera clicks on to pan across the mill where an orange glow is coming out of some of the windows. A rumbling can be heard deep within the mill as a camera man tries to get inside the water tower. Lights go up in there as we can see Mainstreamer slamming Ichabod against some kind of pump system. There is a large hole in the floor that leads into the long pipe down the entire height of the tower to the ground. Both men try to avoid it, but suddenly both stop as the rumbling gets louder. They look outside through the hole as the entire front wall of the mill blows apart and a tunnel digging vehicle bursts through!
Michael D.- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??
Hank- Obviously the machine that was used for digging that subterranean railway, Mike. Look there's Wright at the wheel!
Indeed, Wright is driving the machine which has several blades arranged in a drill formation on a spinning cone on the front. Wright spins around and aims the machine right at the tower. At the last second he hits a lever and hydraulic stabilizers hit the ground and push the rear of the machine into the air as the drill digs into the ground around the platform the water tower sits on. The tower begins to pitch toward the mill!
Mike and Hank- OH MY GOD!!
The air vibrates as the struts and beams whine in the air. Wright turns the vehicle off and watches as the tower legs buckle and falls toward the roof. Back inside the tower, Ichabod runs to the pipe opening and jumps in! The camera man shrugs and follows, watching him slide down the pipe that has come loose from the ground. Ichabod shoots out the bottom of the pipe and right into CW! Wright sprawls across the back of the drilling machine as Ichabod scoops him up and hits a Euphoria onto the blades! Both men have hit the blades and it doesn't seem as either is moving. The tower falls the rest of the way as Mainstreamer spills out and onto the roof of the mill once again!
As the tower tears into the roof of the mill, smoke suddenly billows out and fills the night time sky with that dull orange glow again.
Mike D.- The Mill is on fire! It must be that kiln that Mainy and Ichy destroyed!
Hank- That explains what Wright smelled!
Ichabod leans up on his elbow, looking over at Wright, then the machine, the fallen tower, and then the mill, burning. He inches over to Wright and throws an arm over him. 1-2-3-4-5!! Christian Wright is eliminated!
Hank- Down to the wire now, two men left, its a one on one. Either President Ichabod or Mainstreamer will be crowned the nWo Champion of Canada!
Ichabod pushes up with all his strength. Back in the mill, Mainstreamer is rushing down the stairs as fast as he can. On the way he picks up some kind of awl on a long iron handle. He has to dodge fire in many places. Ichabod is rushing up the stairs from the inside now, carrying the broken flagpole. The each hit the fourth floor at the same time as the camera's try to get focus. Shimmering heat waves make it hard to see as a ring of fire outlines most of the room. Both men step through the flames and into the ring of fire. They pull their weapons up like quarter staves. Intense stares burn across the room from man to man.
They rush at one another as Ichabod brings the flagpole down from above. Mainstreamer lifts the awl horizontally and blocks, only to jab Ichy in the stomach with the thin spike. Ichabod comes back as blood trickles down his shirt and pants. Mainstreamer thrusts again but Ichabod parries. He uses the momentum to swing around and smashing the side of Mainy's skull with the pommelled end. Mainy leans to one side in pain, but sticks the pole between Ichy's legs and pulls to one side, knocking Ichabod off his feet. He slams the spike toward Ichabod who squirms to one side as the spike strikes the concrete, sending sparks up. He jabs three more times with the same result until Ichy kicks out catching Mainstreamer in the groin. Mainy comes back as Ichabod gets to his knees. Ichy blocks a swing with his flagpole long enough to get up on his feet. The next few minutes is filled with sword play of sorts as sparks fly each time the weapons strike one another. Finally Mainstreamer stabs through Ichabod's hand, causing him to drop the flagpole. He moves in for the kill but Ichabod pulls from his pocket a .38 Special. He cocks the hammer back in an instant and puts it against Mainstreamer's chin.
Ichabod- Second time you've had a gun pulled on you tonight, Martin. How does it feel?
HOW DOES IT FEEL??? HOW'D IT FEEL TO KILL THOMAS? ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!
Tears well up in Ichabod's eyes, but his hand is steady.
Mainstreamer- It felt like shit, Brandon. But you pushed me too far. Never, ever underestimate me, and never say I won't do something. I think you learned that, didn't you? It felt like shit, ok? He was my mentor, he....
Ichabod- HE WAS MY MENTOR TOO!!
Michael D.- He's done it! Mainstreamer is the nWo champion over a very emotional Ichabod! My God!
Ichabod- And never underestimate my power, Mainstreamer.
Suddenly S.W.A.T. and riot crews appear at the railings above the atrium on the next floor. They fire canisters into the atrium as tear gas fills the room. All the S.W.A.T. and riot crews are wearing gas masks. As smoke fills the room, Ichabod can be heard-
Ichabod- I didn't order any fuckin police!
The crews rush into the smoke and sounds of scuffling can be heard as they beat down all five men in the atrium with billy clubs and slap jacks. They back off as the smoke clears, and the five competitors are laid out on the floor. Their bodies have paid the toll tonight and they can't take anymore. All of them look up as "Haunted" by Evanescence begins to echo all throughout the mill. A heavy twelve foot wooden cross begins to lower upon the atrium. On it is the crucified body of Wafer. It lowers to about twenty feet above the floor and begins to turn slowly. As the other side swings around in slow motion, there is another body hanging from it. That of the hobo from earlier. It swings once more back to Wafer's side, but Wafer isn't there. A new man hangs there crucified, his long curly hair in his face.
As the cross touches the floor and the drums kick in, the man lifts his head and lets go of the cross. He is dressed in long denim shorts and a denim jacket with a Misfits shirt underneath. He steps in between each of the men, looking down on them in disgust. At the end of the atrium he turns and puts his arms out in a crucifix as the fire and smoke fill the atrium. Ichabod speaks weakly... one final word before the scene fades out and the music ends.
Ichabod- Z...Zero....
Martin to Dester - Spine Piledriver!
MJB to Dester - Punch.
Jesus to MJC - Cross Dragon Drop!
MJC to Dester - Overhead Power Splash!
MJB to Mark - Kick.
Mark to Jesus - Underhand Butt Splash!
Dester to MJB - Leg Bomb!
MJC to Mark - Running Spine Fist!
Jesus to Dester - Flying Arm Fist!
MJC to MJB - Overhead Tombstone Kick!
Mark to Martin - Scorpion Elbow Kick!
MJB to Mark - Slap.
Martin to MJC - Scorpion Elbow Kick!
Jesus to everyone - Part the Ring!
Ref - 1...2...3!!
Martin to Dester - Running Torture Slam!
Martin to Mark - Dragon Flop!
Martin to Mark - Pin!
Ref - 1...2...3!!
Jesus to Dester - PIN!
Ref - 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!!
Jesus - FLY!!
Martin - NO!!
Jesus - WHAT? IM JESUS!!
Martin to Jesus - MAD CRAZY FINISHING MOVE YO!!
Martin to Jesus - PIN!
Ref - 1...2...3!
MJC to Martin - Cross Flying Chin Slam!
MJC to Martin - La Vida Loca!
MJC to Martin - Low Blow!
MJC to Martin - Lower Blow!
MJC to Martin - Lowest Blow!
MJC to Martin - Papercut!
MJC to Martin - The Shaffer!
Ref - 1...2...3!!
