"Criminal" plays on the PA and strobe lights blare as Ichabod steps out under the tron. He pauses and takes in the cheers and boos mixed in a strange combination of fanfare and hate. He walks out to the ring. The crowd erupts as he raises his arms in a power stance on the apron. He steps in and pulls out he mic.
Look, Josh, and Jade. There is a running theme i have discovered in your roleplays. And it is that you have this ongoing fantasy that you are actually going to win this match. No, no, no. I have just one problem with that. You see, to win this match you would have to assume you are better than me.
He pauses and looks around slowly.
I am the best damn wrestler in this fed, i am the best damn wrestler in any fed. You will never overcome the obstacle that is Ichabod. You will never have the skill, the experience, the charisma, the talent to match me in any arena, in any venue, in any match.
the crowd begins a chant of "asshole" to which ichabod just grins malisciously. he waits patiently but eventually loses his temper and begins to yell quickly as he walks around the ring.
Everyone here had better wake up. This is not the same world your fathers lived in. This is a new generation of wrestling, a new era. You had better be prepared, or the onslaught of talent this federation is about to recieve is going to put you all out of a job. You are all a bunch of has beens compared to the raw talent these legends are. Me, Wafer, Wicked D, Thugster, all of us make your pointless roleplays look like chicken scratch. I suggest you all take a trip to the gym and look in the mirror. Realize that you are all going to have to shape up and take stock of what is coming, or step down and be the stepping stones of my generation. I will rise to the top of this federation, and Josh and Jade are only two more steps in my lightning rise here. Prepare for the end, you fuckin' choads.
He grins as his music hits again. He raises his arms in the power stance before stepping between the ropes. The strobe lights come on and he makes his way from the ring, up the ramp, and out of the arena.
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