Ichabod
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A camera man steps into VP Ichabod's office and sits in the chair in front of Ichabod's desk. Ichabod is sitting there reading a newspaper, his world title on the desk. He looks very grim and unhappy. The cameraman fidgets in his seat uncomfortably, but at a signal from Ichabod pulls out a portable camera and sets it on a shelf behind them.

I guess you got my message. I want you to as a witness to this. There is a serious problem in this fed. For some reason everyone here except me seems to be stricken with a disease. That disease is laziness. For some reason, the wrestlers find it unecessary to cut promos anymore. This is a large problem. I have to do something, and i have thought and thought about what to do. So finally i came up with a solution. But i need prez 2 dope to affirm it.

The cameraman leans forward expectantly.

Dope, i am asking you something that is very drastic. Something that no one is going to like. But i think it is necessary to get them back on track. I am asking you to pass a new rule, as follows

ANYONE HOLDING A TITLE WHO DOES NOT CUT A PROMO FOR A MATCH HE OR SHE HAS, NO MATTER WHAT THE MATCH IS OR WHEN, WILL BE STRIPPED OF HIS OR HER TITLE IMMEDIATELY.

Now, i think that is quite fair. maybe it will show you wrestlers to get your damn fingers out of your asses and ROLEPLAY. Fuckin Choads

Ichabod picks the title up off his desk and storms out, leaving the cameraman to collect his things, stunned, and leave.