Ichabod
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VP ichabod is in his office on the phone. He has a serious look on his face.

Yes, that is how it has to be. Thank you. Good-bye.

He puts the phone down and leans foward on the desk.

Dope, you are not the only one who can call in favors to random unknown people, ya know. Well, you all think I have become predictable. Defend the title, sign matches, show favoritism to the Revelation, screw people? In that you are all right. But this time, things are about to look a whole lot different. There are six days to Born Again. Six Days, and a lot can happen. You will all see a side of me you have never seen before. You think Wicked D is bad? Wicked D is a fucking choirboy compared to me. I will end all of you, one by one. Nothing can stop me, no one can touch me. You can make all the idle threats you want, but in the end, it will show me victorious, one way or another. I don't care if it means ending your careers by this weekend, i don't care if it means ruining your lives in the next few days, i don't care if it means beating the bloody shit out of 5 men in the ring tomorrow night if, no when i am chosen to be someone's partner. Lets face it, i am a hot commodity in this fed, and someone will choose me. And if you don't let me know who your partners are by tomorrow night, I WILL PICK THEM FOR YOU. By the way, i am adding two special stipulations the born again card. First, the main event will be no Disqualification. Second, the special referee. ZERO! Now, i will emerge from this fight a champion, one way or another. Also, since Wicked D is US champion, the last person eliminated is the new US champion after born again. You don't like the way i do things, deal with it.

He seems to be about to end the interview, when he thinks about something else.

Oh and Prez Dope, you wanna threaten me with stripping me of the world title before Born Again? All i got to say is you want it, come and take it, cuz i ain't givin it up, ya fuckin choad. Two words for ya, BITCH THUMP.

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