Ladies and Gentlemen, Ichabod!
Ichabod walks out angrily as the crowd cheers and his music plays. He ends the applause by putting a finger in Leno's face.
I am sorry that is the only clip MacDonald would release. What do you want me to do about it?
Ichabod sits down in the chair to continue the interview. Leno pulls out a card and says
I see you have been signed in two elimination matches on Monday, one with eight men and the other with fi-
What makes you think you-
I know what you are going to say, Ichabod how the hell do you expect to win with eleven men gunning against you. Well I'll tell you how, by one by one stomping the living hell out of each and every one of their pathetic little asses and sending them one by pathetic one back up that damn ramp to pack their s--t and go home. If any one of you cheap sorry little asses thinks Ichabod is going to be a pushover in this match, you have one hell of a revelation coming. I am not leaving that ring until i am standing ankle deep in blood with my hand raised in victory. Crusifix, Jeffries, and all you bastards that have the b---s to show up on Tuesday better prepare for the end, cuz the good ol boy is back and this time he's taking no prisoners. ya
Well strong words from a strong man. Thank you Ichabod. Tune in next week when we will be talking with Cameron Diaz about her new movie, Charlie's Angels. Goodnight everybody.
The closing music plays as the camera zooms out while Leno tries to talk to Ichabod but gets ignored.
Didn't you have a better f-----g clip to play than that? Is this all you have? How about the ass whoopin i was giving to the other two before that choad interrupted me?
I'll tell you what I see. I see eleven jackasses lined up for a schooling in old fashioned ass-whooping. I see MR. Macdonald trying to end my career. But in the midst of it all, I see Crusifix standing with his thumb up his ass at the other side of all those men waiting to recieve the stomping of his life for what he did to me.
Ichabod shifts in his seat and looks at the camera in silence.
