Crusifix, only a dumb ass would dare to interfere in my debut match. You have just made the worst mistake of your life boy. No one, and i mean no one screws me like that and gets away with it. You want to sneak up on me in the dark like a pussy and chokeslam me offguard? Well, I am what you would call a real man. I don't sneak around with the lights off and then claim that I accomplished something. When I attack you, you know it is me the whole time. I am in your face and larger than life from the beginning of the ass-whooping to the end. You will pay for causing me to lose in my debut match. I challenge you to a Man of Steel Match, boy. Let me explain to your little wussified brain what a man of steel match is. 5 count pinfalls instead of 3 or 3 different submissions to win. That means to beat me you will have to do the impossible, keep me down for 5 seconds, or make me tap out 3 different times. Not to mention this is a weapons match. Now boy, are you up to that? Hell, we can even cut the lights down low since you like to sneak around in the dark so damn much. And if you interfere in another one of my matches, you will pay with your life, ya fuckin' choad.
Ichabod punches the light out in the room leaving it in darkness.
