The PWF presents . . . .
5/08/00
Live from the Staples Centre, Los Angeles CA.
* Fireworks explode all throughout the Staples Centre in Los Angeles California, as the crowd goes wild with cheers of excitement of the second PSN event in the PWF. The camera pans across the crowd holding up signs glorifying their favourite PWF wrestlers before finally zooming over to the announcers table where PWF announcers John Di Natale and Bruce McAvaney sit, ready to go. *
BRUCE: Hello fans and welcome to another PSN brought to you by the PWF!!! Here at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles Californa with a packed out stadium tonight!!!
JOHN: The fans have every reason to be celebrating. This PSN is a little smaller than the last but we still have a lot of titles on the line.
BRUCE: No doubt about that. Tonight we will see George Agor and Steve Drake go at it in a table match for the PWF Hardcore Title. The winner will be the person to slam or throw their opponent through the table.
JOHN: Also tonight we have the Oddity, one of the PWF's newest recruits facing Jardel Thunda, not an easy opponent.
BRUCE: Spin-Efex will put both of her titles on the line tonight. She will face AC in a match for the PWF Cruiserweight Title. And then she will have another match, this time a 3-way match against Seek and Wade "The Real Deal" Powers. What a match that should be.
JOHN: A short PSN tonight but an action packed one. Let's move down to the ring for our first bout!
THE ODDITY
VS
JARDEL THUNDA
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, standing at 6 foot and weighing in at 220 pounds, THE ODDITY!
* The Oddities music starts pumping through the speakers and The Oddity walks out accompanied by the ICP, Insane Clown Posse. *
ANNOUNCER: His opponent stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 256 pounds, he is, JARDEL THUNDA!
* "Bring The Pain" by Method man blasts through the speakers all around the arena and Jardel Thunda walks out punching air. He enters the ring and warms up. *
JOHN: Both wrestlers are ready to get this match started. Referee Sam Zagami calls for the bell.
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: The first match for this week's PSN underway now and Jardel Thunda starts laying in some left and right hand combinations to Oddity's body. The Oddity is backing up into the corner and as soon as his back hits the turnbuckle the ref breaks the two up. Thunda steps back and Oddity walks forward and starts getting punched again!
JOHN: Jardel Thunda isn't stopping with the onslaught of fists! But now the Oddity is fighting back with some punches of his own! And now a bodyslam!! The ICP are cheering him on at ringside. Oddity picks up Thunda and sends him into the ropes. Thunda bounces back and Oddity just slammed Thunda to the mat with a massive powerslam!! Oddity pins!!
1 ........................... 2 . Jardel Thunda kicks out after the two count.
BRUCE: It's too early in the match to be going for pins but that powerslam probably stunned Thunda and Oddity thought he might have a chance.
JOHN: Oddity brings Thunda to his feet and Russain leg sweeps him back down. Oddity is now walking over to the corner! He's going to the top! He's up!! And down on nothing but canvas!!! Thunda moved and Oddity's leg drop missed!!! That was a close one!
BRUCE: Thunda is slowly getting back up as Oddity holds his leg in pain. Thunda is up and he picks Oddity up and lifts him up in a brainbuster!! BOOM! What a brainbuster from Jardel Thunda!! Oddity looks out!!
JOHN: Well, his head hit pretty hard on the canvas there and he looks unconscious.
BRUCE: Jardel is now taunting the ICP who are at ringside as Oddity lies still on the mat. Thunda now walks over to Oddity and picks him up but Oddity with a low blow!!! The ref didn't see it because he was arguing with the ICP!!! Oddity was playing dead!! Now he's going for his finisher!!! He sets him up ......... there it is!!!! The Freak Show from Oddity!!!! He covers Thunda!!!
1 .............................. 2 .......................... 3!! Oddity has won!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner by pinfall ............
THE ODDITY!
BRUCE: What a match that was. The momentum going back and forth like a swaying boat. But in the end Oddity got his finishing move and won with the pin, a good finish to a good match.
JOHN: This Oddity guy looks like he might be some competition for the PWF's higher ranked wrestlers. I look forward to his future matches.
BRUCE: Well, that was just one of our matches here tonight, let's see what else is in store for us.
---BACKSTAGE---
with
Hazza!
* Harold Bishop and George Agor are shown standing in front of a large PSN sign. George Agor is holding his billiard cue and looks impatient as Harold smiles. *
HAROLD: Hello people. I'm Harold Bishop and here with me tonight is George Agor, also known as the submission technician. Agor, tonight you will face one of wrestling's greatest hardcore wrestlers, Steve Drake. What comments do you have on this situation?
AGOR: What comments do I have? Is that the only question you're going to ask me? Listen up old man, Steve Drake is in for an ass whoopin'. When he gets slammed through that table he'll learn never to mess with me again! Got it?! And I will be the PWF Hardcore Champion!!!
* Harold backs off as Agor starts shouting. *
HAROLD: Well ........... um, Agor. Did you notice that The Oddity has challenged the winner of the match between Drake and yourself in a hardcore match for the Hardcore title?
AGOR: Of course I'm aware of that. Oddity, you think you can make matches like you're the president but you're nowhere near that position. You're probably at the bottom of the rankings right now. But I will accept your challenge next week after I beat this moron they call the Eliminator. Well Steve Drake, if that is your real name, prepare to see hardcore like nothing you've ever seen before. Then you can watch me demolish this Oddity guy from your hospital bed on TV!!! Ha ha haaaah!!!
* George Agor walks away from the scene laughing. *
HAROLD: That's just about all we have from here. Back to you Bruce and John.
AC
VS
SPIN-EFEX
PWF Cruiserweight Title matchup
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring first, standing at 5 foot 8 and weighing in at 130 pounds, AC!
* The DX theme blares through the speakers and AC walks out to the boos of the crowd. *
ANNOUNCER: Making her way to the ring, standing at 6 foot and weighing in at 130 pounds, SPIN-EFEX!
* "Who The Hell Are You" by Madison Avenue starts playing and Spin-Efex walks down to the ring with her PWF Cruiserweight title. *
BRUCE: This should be a very close match. These wrestlers are equally matched. Both weight 130 pounds and the size difference is about 3 or 4 inches.
JOHN: Yes both of these competitors have great wrestling skills and this should be a fine matchup. We're just about ready to get this match started. And there's the bell!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: This match started now and they hook it up. Spin-Efex gets bodyslammed to the mat by AC who now runs into the ropes and executes a running splash on her. Nice way to get started in a match. AC now picks Spin-Efex up and sends her into the ropes. AC with a leapfrog and Spin-Efex goes into the other ropes. AC with a standing dropkick!!
JOHN: Spin-Efex falls to the ground and AC quickly takes advantage of the situation and lays in some kicks to Spin-Efex's mid-section. After a while of kicking AC picks Spin-Efex up and sets her up. AC jumps and wraps his legs around Spin-Efex's neck and with a beautiful hurricanranna!!! He hooks Spin-Efex's legs for the pin!!
1 ............................ 2 .......... NO!! Spin-Efex kicks out!
BRUCE: What a move from AC. He pulled off that hurricanranna with precision and speed. Nicely executed.
JOHN: AC stays on the attack with some right hands to Spin-Efex and she's backing up into the corner now. But AC pulled Spin-Efex out of the corner instead of working on her there. AC goes for the DDT! But no!!! Spin-Efex blocked it and then atomic dropped AC!!! Good counter move from Spin-Efex there.
BRUCE: Yep, she picked the move and then reversed it successfully. Now Spin-Efex follows up with an elbow drop on AC who had fallen down after the atomic drop holding his groin area. Spin-Efex brings AC to his feet and she puts her hand on AC's throat!! Chokeslam!!! Oh my God!!!! A chokeslam from Spin-Efex on AC!!! She covers!!!
1 ........................... 2 ................... AC kicked out just in time!!!
JOHN: What an outstanding match. Now Spin-Efex has AC up again and she's going for a powerbomb!!! Where has Spin-Efex got all this strength from?! But no!!! AC did an extra flip in mid-air, grabbed Spin-Efex's head and slammed it into the canvas!!! Her face hit very hard!!!
BRUCE: AC is saying that it's over!! Is he going to try to finish her off?! He's climbing to the top rope! He jumps and ....... BOOM!! 450 splash from AC!! But he's not going for the pin!! He has Spin-Efex sitting up on the top turnbuckle now!! He's going for the Super Spiral Bomb!! There it is!!! A spinning powerbomb off the top rope!!! AC just did his finisher on Spin-Efex!!!! He goes for the pin!!!
1 .............................. 2 ........................... 3!! AC is the new Cruiserweight champ!!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner and new PWF Cruiserweight Champion .......
AC!
BRUCE: That match had me on the edge of my seat. I'm still catching my breath! Probably one of the best performances from AC we have seen!
JOHN: Well, he looks pretty happy about himself. He's got the Cruiserweight belt and is celebrating in the ring while Spin-Efex lies on the mat knocked out from the Super Spiral Bomb.
BRUCE: Spin-Efex has lost her Cruiserweight Title to AC, but she still has her Heavyweight Title. But that is also going on the line tonight!! Let's see what happens!
GEORGE AGOR
VS
STEVE "ELIMINATOR" DRAKE
Table Match for the PWF Hardcore Title
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time,
* "Xxplosive" by Dr Dre booms through the speakers. *
ANNOUNCER: Standing at 6 foot 2 and weighing in at 215 pounds, GEORGE AGOR!
* The crowd start booing as George Agor walks down the entrance ramp carrying his billiard cue. He makes some rude gestures before awaiting the arrival of Steve Drake *
ANNOUNCER: His opponent, standing at 6 foot 5 and weighing in at 265 pounds, STEVE "ELIMINATOR" DRAKE!
* Taz's theme music pumps over the loudspeakers and Steve Drake walks to the ring carrying a table. He sets it up at ringside. But while he's doing that Agor slides out of the ring and nails Drake with a double axe-handle. *
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: Agor from behind with a double axe-handle there and Drake stumbles forwards into the guard rail. George Agor and Steve Drake continue fighting in the aisle. George Agor starts pounding away on Drake as he tries to regroup. George Agor stops and starts setting the table up himself but Drake eventually gets up and clotheslines Agor from behind!!
JOHN: Agor falls forward onto the table!! Drake is gonna finish him off!! He raises his fist and slams in down but Agor rolled off just in time and Drake's hand cut through the table and broke it!!! Did you see that!!! What power from Steve Drake!!!
BRUCE: Lucky Agor moved though. If he, at any time in the match, falls or gets slammed onto a table and it breaks then he will lose the match. Drake picks Agor up and throws him into the guard rail. Agor's back slams into the unforgiving steel as the fans at the railing start taunting Agor. Agor tries to get his head together while Steve Drake gathers up a chair!! He walks over to Agor who is still leaning against the railing and swings the chair at him but Agor moves and Drake hits a fan in the crowd!!!
JOHN: Oh my God!!! That one clocked that fan right on the head!!! He's out!! Drake is checking on the fan while Agor gets back up and grabs a camera cable. Then Agor wraps it around Drake's neck and starts choking him with it!!! The ref is trying to restrain Agor but Agor isn't letting go!!
BRUCE: But this is a hardcore match, anything goes. The ref only calls for the bell!
JOHN: That's right. The ref should be letting Agor choke Drake. Anyway, Agor has let go now and is laying some kicks in. Finally Agor picks Drake up and throws him back into the ring. There are weapons in the ring though, they were brought to the ring before the match. Agor picks up a trash can and whacks it over Drake's head!!! Look at the dint in that can!!!
BRUCE: And Agor does it again!! Drake falls to the ground and while he's down there picks up the trash can lid!! Drake shoots up off the mat and slams the trash can lid over Agor's head!! What a match!! Drake does it again!!! And again!!! Another time!!! Agor is out!! Drake raises his hands looking for the crowd reaction and they like it!! They're on their feet applauding Drake for beating up Agor!!!
JOHN: Drake now moves Agor back to the outside of the ring and sets the table up. He lays Agor down on it and climbs up onto the apron!! Agor is gonna lose!!! Drake jumps but no!!! Agor moves again!!! Drake goes crashing through the table like a hot knife through butter!!! That's 3 times that Agor has moved out of the way! But the ref isn't calling for the bell!
BRUCE: I think Agor has to slam Drake through the table to win this match.
JOHN: Well Agor and the referee are arguing about the situation and now Agor walks away and looks under the ring for a table. Drake is still out lying in the broken table. Agor finds a table, pulls it out and sets it up! The crowd is booing now. Agor picks Drake up and picks him up in a bodyslam position. Agor holds him there before running in a short circle and powerslamming Drake through the table!!! That's another version of the Mean Street Slam!! And it's won Agor the match!!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner and new PWF Hardcore Champion ...........
GEORGE AGOR!
BRUCE: What a hardcore match. George Agor moved out of Steve Drake's way 3 times, when Drake attempted a massive punch, when he swung the chair and when he went for a splash off the apron.
JOHN: So Agor wins the PWF Hardcore Championship title. Let's go to our final match for this PSN.
WADE "THE REAL DEAL" POWERS
VS
SEEK
VS
SPIN-EFEX
3-way match for the Heavyweight Title
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, standing at 6 foot 7 and weighing in at 311 pounds, WADE "THE REAL DEAL" POWERS!
* Ode To Joy starts playing over the speakers and Wade "The Real Deal" Powers walks out to many boos from the crowd. *
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring, standing at 7 foot and weighing in at 326 pounds, SEEK!
* "Tell Me Why" by PVD pumps through the speakers and Seek walks out slowly. He stands on the opposite side of the ring to Wade Powers. *
ANNOUNCER: And finally, coming to the ring, standing at 6 foot and weighing in at 130 pounds, she holds the PWF Heavyweight belt, SPIN-EFEX!
* "Who The Hell Are You" by Madison Avenue blares through the speakers and Spin-Efex walks out to the cheers of the capacity crowd. She steps into the ring. *
BRUCE: What a match this is shaping up to be. 3 great wrestlers from the PWF all go head to head in this match for the Heavyweight Title.
JOHN: I can't wait to get this one started Bruce.
BRUCE: Well you don't have to wait long, the referee is calling for the bell!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: This match underway now as all 3 wrestlers size each other up before Seek and Powers tangle up. Spin-Efex is standing back just watching them grapple each other until Wade Powers breaks the grapple and points at Spin-Efex. Spin-Efex isn't smiling anymore as Seek and Powers advance on her. Seek grabs Spin-Efex and sends her into the ropes. Wade Powers clotheslines her to the ground and Seek follows up with an elbow drop. Powers starts kicking Spin-Efex while she's down.
JOHN: Nice teamwork from Powers and Seek. But now Seek turned on Powers and gave him a good hit to the face which sends him reeling back into the ropes. Powers now charges at Seek and spears him to the ground!! Powers picks Seek up and hits an inverted DDT!!! What a move!!
BRUCE: Spin-Efex is back up and she sends a dropkick to Powers' back and he staggers forward. Spin-Efex gets up quickly and dropkicks Wade again!! The crowd is loving every bit of this action! Spin-Efex gets up but is clotheslined out of nowhere by Seek. Powers turns around and meets Seek face to face and with a lariat!!! Seek just leveled Wade Powers with that lariat!!!
JOHN: Seek now moves over to Spin-Efex who is still lying on the ground and picks her up. She stands there dizzy while Seek thinks of what to do to her. He makes his decision and sets her up for a powerbomb!!! Seek lifts Spin-Efex up ........ and slams her down!!!! What a powerbomb from Seek!!! He goes for the pin!!
1 ............................. 2 ............ Wade Powers kicks Seek off.
BRUCE: What a match we've seen so far. Spin-Efex lies on the ground trying to regroup while Seek gets kicked by Powers who is the only man standing. Powers now picks up Seek and sends him into the ropes. Seek ducks Powers' clothesline and runs into the ropes on the other side of the ring. Seek bounces back and comes back with a big boot to Powers' face!!!! Powers just got decked by Seek with that big boot!!!!
JOHN: It was a running big boot as well which gives it even more power. Seek moves over to Spin-Efex and picks her up. He simply bodyslams her before moving back over to Powers. Spin-Efex isn't looking too good. That match beforehand really drained the energy out of her I think.
BRUCE: Seek picks Powers up and throws him into the corner. Seek with a backhand chop!!
CROWD: Whoo!
BRUCE: Another one!
CROWD: Whoo!
BRUCE: The crowd joining in while Seek continues to hit Powers' chest with backhand chops!! Powers' chest is red!! Finally Seek stops and Powers falls to the ground holding his chest. Hold on, look at this. Spin-Efex is up and she's scaling the turnbuckle! Look at her go!
JOHN: Spin-Efex on the top rope now and she springs off in Seek's direction and hits him with a cross-body block!!!! She got it!! Pin!!!
1 ............................... 2 ............ NO!! Seek kicked out!
BRUCE: Spin-Efex now working on Seek with some elbow drops while Powers slowly gets back to his feet. Spin-Efex picks Seek up and DDTs him back down!! Nice work by Spin-Efex. But Powers comes from behind and executes a back-body drop on Spin-Efex and she's back on the ground! The Real Deal now goes over to Seek and brings him to his feet.
JOHN: Powers picks up Seek in a bodyslam position and then powerslams him!!! Powers with a powerslam!!! Now he's rolling Seek out of the ring!! He moves over to Spin-Efex who is slowly getting up. He sets her up for a vertical suplex!!! He hit it!!! Spin-Efex just got vertical suplexed by Wade Powers!! Powers is now saying that it's over!! He's gonna finish her off!!
BRUCE: Seek is still on the outside of the ring trying to regroup! Wade Powers goes for his finisher and hits it!!!! The Honky Tonk Man's Shake Rattle and Roll neckbreaker!!! He got it and Spin-Efex is out!!! Cover!!
1 ................................. 2 .............................. 3!! Wade Powers wins it!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner and new PWF Heavyweight champion ........
WADE "THE REAL DEAL" POWERS!
JOHN: Seek just realised what's going on and now he looks pissed! Wade Powers is parading around the ring with his hands up in the air. The ref hands him the PWF Heavyweight Title and Wade Powers kisses it.
BRUCE: What an fantastic match that was. All 3 wrestlers gave it their best but Wade Powers had his gameplan set out. His plan was to get Seek or Spin-Efex out of the ring so that he could finish off the person still in the ring. And he did it nicely.
JOHN: So Wade "The Real Deal" Powers is the new PWF Heavyweight Champion. What a match!
BRUCE: What an event we just witnessed. Many great matches and some new champions.
JOHN: That's right Bruce. AC became the new PWF Cruiserweight Champion, George Agor is the first PWF Hardcore Champion and Wade "The Real Deal" Powers is the new PWF Heavyweight Champion. All great matches we saw tonight in front of a capacity crowd here at the Staples Centre.
BRUCE: Well, that's just about all we have for you tonight. We'll see you next week on Psycho's Saturday Night! Goodbye everyone.
Hope everybody enjoyed the show!
Writing credit for this edition of PSN goes to Commissioner Carl.
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ROLEPLAY SCORES
2.5 extra pts awarded for every roleplay above the 3 minimum.
AC = 64.75
Wade "The Real Deal" Powers = 83.5
Seek = 77.3
Jardel Thunda = 65 DNQ
G-Death = 75
Steve "Eliminator" Drake = 75
George Agor = 77.3
Spin-Efex = 75 DNQ
The Oddity = 62
Chemical = 30 DNQ