The PWF presents . . . .
30/09/00
Live from San Antonio, Texas
* Fireworks explode throughout the arena as the PSN Theme plays throughout the fan filled stadium. Enthusiastic fans go crazy in front of the camera as it pans across the crowd until finally stopping at the commentators desk, where John and Bruce, your commentators, are waiting. *
BRUCE: Welcome fans to yet another edition of Psycho's Saturday Night! We've got a capacity crowd once again here in San Antonio, Texas, and they're all ready for a great show!
JOHN: That's right, Bruce. Tonight we will witness the return of Steve "Eliminator" Drake, who was supposedly training.
BRUCE: Well he's back and he'll come up against one of the PWF's quickest wrestlers, Jardell Thunda. Also tonight we have Acid Trip taking on Viper, a match of the youngsters, Lucifer meets in the ring with Downtown Dykesi and finally, George Agor will defend his title against Pain in a ladder match.
JOHN: What a spectacular show we have lined up for tonight and let's get straight to the action starting off with Lucifer and Downtown Dykesi!
Lucifer
VS
Downtown Dykesi
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, standing at 7 foot and weighing in at 328 pounds, LUCIFER!
* "F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube plays over the speakers as Lucifer makes his way to the ring to a chorus of boos. *
ANNOUNCER: His opponent, standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 245 pounds, DOWNTOWN DYKESI!
* "Still Dre" by Dr Dre pumps throughout the stadium as Downtown Dykesi strolls out to the ring. *
BRUCE: Lucifer has had a little rivalry going on with Jako lately, but now he's moved on and is fighting Downtown Dykesi, another newcomer to the PWF.
DING DING DING!
JOHN: This match underway now and Lucifer immediately starts laying into Dykesi with some big heavy punches. This is what Lucifer likes to do, using his size and power to his advantage. Dykesi is trying to protect himself from the flurry of punches from Lucifer but it's no good, Lucifer is too strong.
BRUCE: Too right. Lucifer now pulls off a side belly-to-belly suplex on Downtown Dykesi who was still shielding himself. Lucifer picks up Dykesi and sends him into the ropes. Thunda comes at Dykesi with a big clothesline!! Dykesi really felt the impact on that one.
JOHN: Dykesi receives an elbow drop from Lucifer. Lucifer goes for a second one but Dykesi moves just in time and gets up quickly and lays some kicks into Lucifer's back. Dykesi brings Lucifer to his feet and sets him up for a DDT!!! He hits it!!! Dykesi with a nice DDT on Lucifer!!
BRUCE: Dykesi picks Lucifer up and sends him into the ropes ............ Lucifer comes back off the ropes and a big powerslam from Dykesi!!!! What a move on the big man!!!! He's signaling to the crowd that he's going to finish him off with the Downtown Slam!!! But Dykesi is setting Lucifer up in the corner! He has Lucifer sitting on the top rope with his back to the ring .......... Dykesi is going for the Downtown Slam off the top rope! Dykesi gets up on the second turnbuckle and hits his move!!!! That's the Downtown Slam from Downtown Dykesi!!! Dykesi pins!!
1 ........................... 2 ......................... 3!!! Dykesi wins!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner by pinfall ............
DOWNTOWN DYKESI!
BRUCE: Lucifer won't be happy with the result of that match. He had the upper hand early but then Downtown Dykesi was able to turn the match around and come up with the win.
JOHN: I think President Psycho will have a few words to say to Lucifer backstage, Dykesi was just to good ................... or was Lucifer crap? I don't know.
BRUCE: On with PSN!
Jardell Thunda
VS
Steve "Eliminator" Drake
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, he stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 256 pounds, JARDELL THUNDA!
* "Bring The Pain" by Method Man blares through the speakers and Jardell Thunda appears at the top of the entrance ramp. He makes his way down to the ring punching air like he always does.. *
ANNOUNCER: And now, standing at 6 foot ............
* The ring announcer trails off when he sees Steve Drake sprinting down the entrance ramp to the ring. He slides into the ring and Jardell Thunda starts fighting him. *
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: Whoa! Steve Drake didn't even let the ring announcer introduce him that time! Drake just went straight in the ring for Thunda but of course, Thunda was ready and now he's hammering on Drake with lightning quick punches. That's what Thunda does best. Thunda now brings Drake to his feet before sending him into the ropes ...... Drake bounces back off the ropes and Thunda comes at him with a big clothesline. An elbow drop also, to follow up.
JOHN: Nice work by Thunda, he's now laying in some kicks to Steve Drake's mid-section and chest, trying to wind Drake so that he'll have to catch his breath later. Thunda finally stops laying into Drake and picks him up. What the .......... Drake pulled a massive punch out of ....... somewhere that decked the Portuguese boxer right to the canvas! The crowd are right behind Drake on this one!
BRUCE: Drake takes some time to regroup before picking Thunda up and setting him up for a bodyslam. He lifts Thunda up and slams him back down with a 9 out of 10 bodyslam. Drake now quickly drops an elbow and Thunda doesn't look too good now, John.
JOHN: No he doesn't. Drake picks Thunda up and sends him into the ropes. Thunda comes back off the ropes and ducks the clothesline from Drake. Thunda goes into the other set of ropes and comes straight back at Steve Drake and smacks him with a big right hook!! But Drake doesn't fall!! Thunda tries a left hook and connects but still, Drake stays on his feet!
BRUCE: What stamina shown here by Steve "Eliminator" Drake. He's taking the punches somehow! Now Thunda is going for the Thunder Bolt!! He's winding up and there it is!!! But Drake moved and he caught Thunda in a Rock Bottom type position!! What a move!!!!!! Did you see that?!! Steve Drake had Jardell Thunda in that Rock Bottom position but instead of lifting him up and slamming him back down with a choke slam type move, he used his free up to help lift Thunda over his head and slam him down there!! Drake goes for the pin, I think he can win it!
1 ................................. 2 ............................ 3!! He won!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner by pinfall .........
STEVE "ELIMINATOR" DRAKE!
JOHN: Steve "Eliminator" Drake comes up with the win, on his return to the PWF.
BRUCE: But what a move that was. I don't know what to call it. Steve Drake just executed some type of suplex that I cannot explain. But Drake won with it anyway, great match from both wrestlers.
Viper
VS
Acid Trip
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, he stands at 7 foot 4 and weighs in at 350 pounds, VIPER!
* "American Psycho" by Treble Charger plays over the speakers as Viper walks out of the entrance way and down to the ring. *
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring, standing at 6 foot and weighing in at 168 pounds, ACID TRIP!
* Taz's music pumps through the loudspeaker system as Acid Trip walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. *
BRUCE: This is the match of the youngsters that we were talking about. Viper and Acid Trip both new to the PWF, let's see who's the better wrestler.
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: This match underway now as both men circle each other for a while, sizing each other up. Acid Trip suddenly goes straight at Viper and connects with a punch but Viper comes back at Acid Trip with a kick to the gut. Acid Trip is doubled over and Viper takes advantage and sets him up for a piledriver! Viper tries to lift Acid Trip up in that piledriver position but Acid Trip blocks it and then back body drops Viper! Nice reversal!
JOHN: Acid Trip now picks Viper up and this time moves him over to the corner of the ring. Viper receives some heavy kicks and punches before getting lifted up onto the top turnbuckle! Acid Trip has a big move in mind for Viper!! Acid Trip stands up on the second turnbuckle but Viper pushed him and Acid Trip went back down to the canvas!! Now Viper is getting to his feet on the top rope while Viper tries to get up back on the mat!! Viper jumps and connects with a big elbow drop!!!! Right on Acid Trip's back!!!! Viper goes for the pin!!
1 ................................... 2 ............ Acid Trip lifts a shoulder!
BRUCE: That's a good move from a 7 foot 4 big man, but Acid Trip isn't out of this match yet.
JOHN: Viper has Acid Trip on his feet once more and kicks him in the stomach. Viper goes for the Stone Cold Stunner!!! But no, Acid Trip pushed Viper away and got out of the move. Viper comes back at Acid Trip and this time sends him into the ropes. Acid Trip reverses the move and Viper goes into the ropes and bounces back at Acid Trip. Acid Trip with a dropkick!! Great move there from Acid Trip!!!
BRUCE: This doesn't look good for Viper. Acid Trip brings Viper to his feet and sets him up for something, I'm not sure what it is ................ hurricarana!!! A big move from Acid Trip on Viper!!! Now he's signaling to the crowd that he's gonna finish Viper off with the Acid Trip!!! Acid Trip sets Viper up on his feet and there it is!!!! The Acid Trip!!! A move a lot like Kurt Angle's Olympic Slam!!!! Acid Trip with the cover!!!
1 ................................. 2 ............................. 3! Acid Trip wins!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner by pinfall .........
ACID TRIP!
BRUCE: What a match! A very close one too. These youngsters have really proven themselves to the PWF. They showed what talent they have in the squared-circle. I look forward to many more of their matches.
JOHN: So Acid Trip comes up with the win then, Viper loses the match but did really put up a solid fight. He could've won it.
Jako
VS
George Agor
Ladder Match - PWF Hardcore Title Match
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring at this time, standing at 6 foot 6 and weighing in at 295 pounds, JAKO!
* "Forgot About Dre" by Dr Dre & Eminem starts pumping through the speakers around the arena as Jako walks down to the ring. *
ANNOUNCER: And now, standing at 6 foot 2 and weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the PWF Hardcore Champion ............. GEORGE AGOR!
* "Xxplosive" by Dr Dre starts playing through the speakers and the crowd erupt in boos for the arrival of George Agor. Agor walks down to the ring while the crowd throw rubbish at him. *
BRUCE: The PWF Hardcore Title is hanging above the ring while the ladder is situated outside of the ring, not set up. This will be an interesting match.
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: This will be the main event for the evening and the odds are against Jako. I personally think that Jako does have a chance in this match. In a regular wrestling match, then I'd have to go with Agor, no offence to Jako. But in Hardcore Matches, anything can happen. You could see some nobody knock out the best wrestler in the world with the help of a weapon.
JOHN: Well that's your thought. Anyway, to the match. Jako and Agor hook it up in the centre of the ring and surprisingly, there are no weapons in the ring. The only weapon is the ladder and the odd chair or two at ringside. Agor gets the upper hand and catches Jako in a full arm drag and twist and then drives his elbow down into Jako's twisted arm, very painful.
BRUCE: Jako is down on the mat holding his arm from that last move as Agor picks him up by the head and then sets him up for a Russian leg sweep. Agor nails it and Jako goes down once again! Agor's going for the ladder already!
JOHN: Yes, that's exactly what he's doing. I'm not sure why, Jako is nowhere near beaten up. But, Agor may have other plans than just using it to try and reach the belt. Agor has the ladder in the ring and he climbs in after it while Jako slowly rises to his feet. Agor picks up the ladder and drives it into Jako's stomach and he doubles over. He'll be sick tonight!
BRUCE: I think not! Jako raised the courage and strength to fight back and now he's coming back at Agor with some forearm shots!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, he's pounding away on Agor!! Jako finishes off with a snap suplex and the fans are going wild!! Whether it's because they like Jako or hate Agor I don't know! But Jako now has the ladder and he slams it down on Agor who was laid out on the mat!!! How can someone stand that pain?!!
JOHN: Jako does it again!!! The crowd are cheering louder than anything, they really want Agor to lose ............... or Jako to win. Jako is now setting up the ladder in the centre of the ring right under the belt!! He's climbing the ladder and reaching for the belt!! He's almost there!!! NO!!!! Agor got up and gave a mighty push and the ladder went crashing down and with it came Jako!!! Agor holds on to his title.
BRUCE: The match isn't over yet. Agor walks over to Jako and drags him to his feet. Agor goes for the brainbuster but Jako blocked it!! Agor tries again but Jako blocks it again!! Jako tries to lift Agor up but Agor blocks it!! What the hell is going on?!!! Both men pull free of each other and both attempt a clothesline but they both connect and they're both down!!! Great minds think alike!!
JOHN: You mean stupid minds! One of them could've at least ducked and then tried an offensive move. That was just stupid doing the exact same thing as the other person!
BRUCE: Both men trying desperately to get back to their feet before the other and Jako reaches the standing position first. He looks at Agor and then at the ladder on the ground. He's thinking of something ................ Oh my God!!!!! Jako just hip tossed Agor onto the ladder and Agor's back could be seriously injured!! Agor is screaming in pain and this is one of the most brutal matches I've ever seen!!!
JOHN: Jako now sets the ladder up once again and he's climbing it!! Jako is going to win the gold!! He's almost there!! Agor is slowly getting up but not quick enough to stop Jako!! Oh no! Jako lost his footing for a second and got set back!! He's too dazed to climb to the top!! Agor is back on his feet now and he's shaking the ladder!!! Jako is holding on!!! Agor is shaking with all his energy and finally Jako falls off and Agor now starts scaling the ladder!!!
BRUCE: Jako hit his head hard on the canvas and he doesn't know that Agor's climbing to the top of the ladder!! Jako doesn't know that Agor is now on the top rung of the ladder and is reaching for the belt!! Agor has the belt!!!! He now rips it free and he keeps his title!!!! The ref calls for the bell and this match is over!!!
ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match and still, PWF Hardcore Champion .........
GEORGE AGOR!
BRUCE: I'm still excited from that match. Somehow Jako lost his footing on the ladder when he was almost at the top and then Agor shook him loose and started climbing the ladder. Agor then got the belt and he holds onto his title.
JOHN: You have to admit that Jako really did cause some trouble for Agor in this match. He almost had it won but Agor was lucky and Jako was unlucky. A great match from both competitors.
BRUCE: Well folks, we hope you've enjoyed this PSN as much as we enjoyed bringing it to you. Sorry but we're out of time. See you next week!!
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ROLEPLAY SCORES
2.5 extra pts awarded for every roleplay above the 3 minimum (4 for title holders).
Steve "Eliminator" Drake = 61 DNQ
Jako = 44.4 (39.4 +5)
George Agor = 65.25
Derek Fahey = 66.75
Jardell Thunda = 53 DNQ
Downtown Dykesi = 55.5 (53 +2.5)
Lucifer = 54 DNQ
Viper = 43.5 DNQ
Acid Trip = 40
Bug = 73.6
Spin-Efex = 70 DNQ