The  PWF  presents  . . . .

23/09/00

Live from The Gund Arena, Cleveland

* Fireworks explode throughout the arena as the PSN Theme hits the speakers.  A capacity crowd awaits the upcoming event and they look forward to some of the new wrestlers making their debut.  The camera zooms in on some fans and they go ballistic at the sight of the camera and start screaming their head off.  Finally the camera stops at the commentators desk where John and Bruce are ready to being the show. *

BRUCE:  Good evening ladies and gentlemen and what a night we have planned for ............ this even ............ nigh .................. this PSN!!

JOHN:  Running out of words, Bruce?

BRUCE:  No, I guess I'm just excited about all of the new wrestlers joining the PWF.  Including Pain, Tom "Bad Boy" Simms and Downtown Dykesi.

JOHN:  Alright, as you know, Lucifer and Jako are going to go at it inside a cage for a cage match.  They've been going for ages these two, they never stop fighting.  A much anticipated match.  Jardell Thunda will face Downtown Dykesi, one of the new wrestlers in the PWF.  And George Agor will defend his title against Pain, another new member of the PWF.

BRUCE:  A smaller card but still, it will be full of talent!

Lucifer

VS

Jako

Cage Match

* PSN goes on hold for a while as the cage gets lowered down to the ring.  When it is in place, the announcer starts introducing the competitors. *

ANNOUNCER:  Coming to the ring at this time, standing at 7 foot and weighing in at 328 pounds, LUCIFER!

* "F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube comes over the speakers and the fans rise to their feet to start booing for Lucifer, who is now walking down the entrance ramp to the ring.  He enters the cage through the door. *

ANNOUNCER:  And now, making his way to the ring, standing at 6 foot 6 and weighing in at 295 pounds, JAKO!

* "Forgot About Dre" by Dr Dre & Eminem pumps throughout the stadium and Jako walks confidently out to the ring and tests out the cage before stepping inside it. *

BRUCE:  These two have had a lot of fights recently.  I'm not sure what the total score is, but this should settle it once and for all.

DING DING DING!

BRUCE:  Both men in the cage ready to fight now and Lucifer charges straight at Jako who wasn't expecting it and gets whacked in the face by Lucifer's massive fist!!  Jako goes down and Lucifer starts laying in the kicks.  The crowd already booing now as Lucifer pulls Jako to his feet by the head.  Lucifer sets Jako up for a vertical suplex.  No!!  Jako blocked it!!!  Lucifer gives Jako a frustrated punch and attempts the vertical suplex again and this time gets it!  Jako goes down hard.

JOHN:  Nice move by Lucifer.  Lucifer picks up Jako again and this time sends him into the ropes.  But Jako grabs the ropes to stop the momentum.  Lucifer now charges and jumps at Jako, going for a jumping clothesline, but Jako moves out of the way and Lucifer goes head first into the cage!!

BRUCE:  Lucifer doesn't look too good here, John.  I think I see some blood on the top of Lucifer's head there.  Jako has some time to pull is head together before bringing Lucifer to his feet.  Jako now grabs Lucifer's head and is grating it against the cage!!!  Oh my God!!!!  You can see the blood on the cage!!  I can't watch this!!

JOHN:  Yeah!!  Finally some blood!!  Oh, don't stop!!  At least the damage was done.  Lucifer has blood all over his face and in his hair, which used to be a light colour but now has red patches all through it.  What a barbaric match.

BRUCE:  Jako isn't done yet.  He picks up Lucifer and slams his head into the cage and Lucifer stumbles backwards and falls down.  He doesn't seem to know where he is at the moment.  Jako is in complete control.  He picks Lucifer up again and this time DDTs him to the mat.  Lucifer is out.  Jako goes for the pin!

1 ................................ 2 ................... Lucifer lifted a shoulder!

JOHN:  I can't believe that Lucifer was able to break that pin, after everything he's been through!  Well Jako is still working on Lucifer now sending some powerful kicks into Lucifer's upper body.  Lucifer doesn't look too good.  Jako picks Lucifer up and attempts to throw him into the cage again but Lucifer sticks his hands up to block it!!  Lucifer with a back elbow and he catches Jako's head and slams it into the cage!!  Jako goes down but Lucifer pulls him up again and picks him up in a gorilla press!!  OHHH!!!!!  He just launched Jako into the cage and Jako looks dead!!!

BRUCE:  What strength shown by Lucifer after is head just got busted wide open.  Lucifer's saying that it's over!!  Is he gonna finish him off?!  It looks like it!!  Lucifer picks Jako up and puts him in a powerbomb position!!!  He's going for the Hell Raiser!!!  Lucifer picks Jako up and slams him back down!!!  That's the Hell Raiser!!!  Lucifer lies over Jako for the cover!!!

1 ................................ 2 ............................... 3!!  Lucifer wins!

ANNOUNCER:  The winner of this match ...........

LUCIFER!

JOHN:  Wow, what a match.  I don't think I've ever seen anything like it!

BRUCE:  Jako seemed to be on top of things when he was able to cause Lucifer to bleed but then Lucifer came back, slammed Jako's head into the cage a couple of times, and was able to muster up enough strength to pull off his finisher on Jako, the Hell Raiser.  Great match.

BRUCE:  While the PWF Crew get the ring cleared up, let's take a look at what's been going on earlier this week between G-Death and Spin-Efex.

* Bruce and John turn to the big screen at the entrance way to watch the upcoming footage.  Derek Fahey appears up on the screen standing in the ring with a mic in hand. *

---ON THE BIG SCREEN---

Derek:  Good evening everyone. I gotta tell ya, these last few weeks have been stressful. Just last night, my car was vandalized...apparently some fans do not approve of me losing the mask. And since I'm on that topic, let me address you, the fans. Last PSN, I proved to all of you that I would still be successful in the ring without the mask. Heck, I had one of my best nights, as I demolished Viper in the quickest match of my career! So to those who have lost faith in me, I say, give me time. Give me a chance to show you that I am still the same person in the ring. Last week is just the beginning to a new era......a new era without G-Death.

Now, if I could, I'd like to take a few moments to address something important. Spin-Efex had an interview recently, and I took offense to a comment The interviewer made, and I hit him. Well, I knocked him down, but I didn't really hit him that hard. Well, how hard I hit him is not the issue. That fact of the matter is that I DID hit him. So, to that man, I give my sincere apologies. I know my explanation may not help, but I will tell you that earlier this week, after my match, I went out to meet some friends who were in town. We were hangin out in the local tavern, when an old "friend" came walking in. This old friend of mine, we go way back. Anyway, we haven't spoken in a long time, and well, we talked for a little bit, and she has managed to get under my skin. So since that night, I've been very edgy. I lost my temper and...

* Just then, Derek is interrupted by numerous colored spotlights zig zagging all over the ring and the arena. Then the speakers start to pump out "Just a Girl" by No Doubt. A female figure makes her way out to the top of the ramp. She is average height, very athletic body, medium length brown hair, wearing a dark purple halter top with black spandex shorts and black and purple boots. She has a mic. *

Bug:  Well well well, what do we have here? I couldn't help but hear you mention how you ran into an old "friend", and how she has 'managed to get under your skin'. Poor baby. Was it something I said?

Derek:  Wait a sec. What are you doing HERE? How did you get in here?

Bug: Let's see, I didn't sneak in. I didn't pay anyone to let me in. Perhaps I slept with someone to get in.....naaaaa, I'm not that kind of girl. Heh heh. The good ole PWF committee signed me a contract. That's how I got in here. And as for WHY I'm here. I think you know why.

Derek:  Whoa whoa whoa. You signed a contract with the PWF? To wrestle?? You're going to wrestle these guys here?

Bug:  Damn straight I'm going to! I can wrestle just as good as any guy. You of all people should know that. Don't you remember the days of the NCW? Surely you haven't forgotten. Speaking of those days, what ever happened?

Derek:  What ever happened to what?

Bug:  Are you playing dumb? Is it because you don't want your little girlfriend to know? I can understand, I wouldn't want to cause a fight between you two, or make anyone jealous. HA! Like I give a sh*t!!! You know what the hell I'm talking about!! I'm talking about US!!! What ever happened to US?!?! You left me hanging! One minute everything is great, and we are beginning to bring the NCW to it's knees....the next minute, you're gone, out of the NCW and out of my life! WHY DAMNIT?! JUST TELL ME WHY!!!

Derek:  Hold on now....just relax. We don't need to discuss this here. This is nor the time or place.

Bug:  * looking more happy. * Oh, so you wanna discuss it over dinner at your place tonight?

Derek:  No no no, that's not what I was getting at. I was thinking...

Bug:  * an angry look comes over her face. * No, you know what?? Forget it! You're just going to give me the run around again! Screw that! Let me tell you something Derek, you hurt me! And the only way I can feel any better about this is to get revenge! That's right, REVENGE! I'm here in the PWF, and there is nothing you can do about it. If I were you, I'd watch my back. Oh, and I'd tell that skank of a girlfriend of yours to watch hers to!

* Bug throws the mic at the ring area in anger. She storms off to the back. Derek Fahey just stands in the middle of the ring with his hands on his hips, in shock at the arrival and words of his old "friend". *

* The screen buzzes for a while and then clears again  ... *

* Derek Fahey is seen walking down the hallway. He stops at Bug's locker room door. He looks around, and takes a deep breath. He knocks. A female voice inside tells him to come in. Derek goes in and shuts the door behind him. Camera fades. *

* The lights go out and pink strobe lights fill the air, then all of a sudden fire works go off from every corner of the ring. Spin-Efex appears at the top of the ramp but she doesn’t look very happy. Spin-Efex steps into the ring with a mic already in hand. *

Spin-Efex:  Derek you asshole, I trusted you, you told me I could trust you and I believed you. I am not some toy that you can play with and then put back on the shelf for when your ready to play with it again. Please don’t come out here and say “It’s not what you think, where just "friends" cause I won’t believe you. Why didn’t I believe what every one had been telling me, I can’t trust you any more, you went behind my back. If you would have been open with me and told me that you wanted to talk to her that would have been fine but sneaking around behind my back that makes me think that you are trying to hide some thing. A long lost flame right, well she can have you because I have no room in my life for some one who wants to treat me like you do.

I am sure there are many men out there that would be proud to have me as their tag team partner and proud to have me as their friend. I know of several men in this federation who don’t treat their friends with such rudeness and disrespect. I just can’t come to grips with what you have done to me and who you have done to me with. Come on it’s not like she graduated the first in her class for brains and god damn you boy she defiantly is not the prettiest thing.

It must be quite a change for you going from some thing like this to some thing like that, well I guess you have made your choice.

* Spin-Efex drops the mic and jumps out of the ring she makes her way up the ramp with her music blaring over the loud speakers, on her way up the ramp she receives a single red rose from a small girl in the audience. Once at the top of the ramp she turns once more and exits the arena to a loud roar. *

* Later on in President Psycho's office, after announcing some of PSN's matches and so on, he added this in. *

President Psycho:  Oh Spin-Efex, I see that you're having problems with your 'little' friend .... he he. So what I was thinking, I've got this buddy of mine who seems to have taken a liking to you. Not sure if you've heard of him but he's quite a ladies man. Why don't you come see me in my office tonight and I'll tell you a little more. He he.

* Once again the screen shows static for a second and then clears. *

Derek Fahey:  Well, it appears that after not even a week here, that Bug has managed to accomplish her goal. Spin, this is what she came here to do...to destroy anything I valued in the PWF. And you of all people should know that I valued 'you and me' more than anything....more than any belt in existence. I'm not going to say, "but wait, we are just friends", cuz that isn't true. (crowd grows silent). You see, I'm not even her friend! I do not like her. I, in fact, can't stand her! She stands for all that is wrong in my eyes. She is nothing but trouble. And like I said, she came here to destroy anything I had. I never thought that she would succeed in ruining us Spin, cuz I thought what we had was a little stringer than that. But you've crumbled after I simply went to her locker room. (pauses). Do you even know what I was doing in there? I was telling her to stay away from me....and more importantly, to stay away from US.

So Spin, I ask that you take a little time to think about this. You can't let HER get in the way of us. We have a great thing going here. We are the Tag champs, and unbeatable if I may say. And next to that, we have a great relationship. Well, we HAD one...and I'd like it to continue. So I'm asking you to reconsider your actions. Any other guy would be on his knees begging for forgiveness....but I will not do that, because I've done nothing wrong. And if I lose US because I was trying to protect US...well, that would just be a tragedy. It just wouldn't be right. So Spin, I'll be around.

And as always, a little business talk is in order. Psycho, I know you're not thrilled about my change in persona. But trying to set Spin up with someone else, well, that's just sick. I don't feel it's your place, trying to involove yourself in our personal affairs. I know I've never tried to get in your way Psycho, and I've never once tried to oppose you...BUT...this situation with Spin and I is much to important to me....and if you ruin this for either of us...well...I may just have to stand up to you.

With all that said, see you all at PSN. Good day everyone.

* Derek Hands the mic to a crew guy and calmly leaves the ring, and exits to the back. *

* The big screen fades to black and the camera returns to the commentators desk again. *

JOHN:  As you just saw a lot of stuff going on between Spin-Efex and Derek Fahey, including Bug as well.  Do you think Derek's telling the truth?

BRUCE:  I'm not sure.  It looks like we'll just have to wait and see.  The ring is now ready for our next match and here it is, Jardell Thunda and Downtown Dykesi!

Jardell Thunda

VS

Downtown Dykesi

ANNOUNCER:  Coming to the ring at this time, he stands at 6 foot 4 and weighs in at 256 pounds, JARDELL THUNDA!

* "Bring The Pain" by Method Man plays over the speakers as Jardell Thunda appears at the top of the entrance ramp.  He makes his way down to the ring punching air. *

ANNOUNCER:  And now, standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 245 pounds, DOWNTOWN DYKESI!

* "Still DRE" by Dr Dre blares through the loudspeaker system as Downtown Dykesi walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. *

JOHN:  This match is going to be a close one.  They're both 6 foot 4 tall and the weight difference is only 11 pounds!

BRUCE:  As the old saying goes, don't judge a book by it's cover.

JOHN:  What the hell's that supposed to mean?!

BRUCE:  It means that even though they both could we around the same height and weight, one could be quicker or stronger than the other.

JOHN:  Yeah whatever, just call the match.

DING DING DING!

BRUCE:  This match underway now and Dykesi goes straight for Thunda but he's too quick and dodges out of the way.  Dykesi goes for him again but Thunda dodges away again!  See, that's what I was talking about when I said, "don't judge a book by its cover".  It looks like Jardell Thunda is a lot quicker than Downtown Dykesi.

JOHN:  And that's what I meant when I said to call the match!  Downtown Dykesi just power slammed Thunda to the canvas!!  I would've seen how it happened except this moron next to me was too busy crapping on!  Anyway, back to the match, Dykesi picks Thunda up and sends him into the ropes.  Thunda comes back and gets decked by Dykesi with a big clothesline!!  Dykesi goes for the pin!

1 ................................. 2 ......... Thunda kicks out.

BRUCE:  Dykesi now moves over to Thunda's feet and straps on a sharpshooter.  This could take a while John.  Or maybe not.  Thunda is very close to the ropes but I don't think he's realised it!

JOHN:  Now he has and he grabs the ropes and Dykesi is forced to break the hold.  Thunda gets up slowly and Dykesi nails him with a double axe-handle causing Thunda to fall to his knees.  Thunda's up again and this time blocks Dykesi's attempt at a punch and gives him a sharp blow to the cheek!!  Dykesi stumbles backwards and Thunda starts laying into him with quick right and left hands!!!  Dykesi falls to the ground and Thunda keeps pounding away!!!

BRUCE:  The ref has to come in to pull Thunda away from Dykesi now.  As soon as the ref backs of Thunda moves forward and grabs Dykesi by the head.  He's going for a t-bone suplex!!  This is one of his trademarks!!!  BOOM!!!  He hit it!!!  T-bone suplex from Jardell Thunda!!!

JOHN:  Now he's calling for The Thunder Bolt!  He's gonna finish Downtown Dykesi off right here, right now!!  Thunda brings Dykesi to his feet and sets himself up for The Thunder Bolt ................... the windup ............ SMACK!!!!  Dykesi's out!!!  The big winding uppercut from Jardell Thunda knocked out Dykesi and that's his finisher!!!!  Thunda covers!

1 ................................. 2 ................................... 3!!

ANNOUNCER:  Your winner by pinfall .........

JARDELL THUNDA!

JOHN:  Spectacular match, a great debut from Downtown Dykesi, but unfortunately, Jardell Thunda was just too strong and won the match using his Thunder Bolt.

BRUCE:  Downtown Dykesi seems to be a very competitive wrestler, he had the upper early in the match, but Thunda's lightning quick punches turned the tables and Thunda was then able to win with his finisher, The Thunder Bolt. 

Pain

VS

George Agor

PWF Hardcore Title Match

ANNOUNCER:  Making his way to the ring at this time, standing at 6 foot 9 and weighing in at 255 pounds, PAIN!

* "Sic" by Slipknot starts playing around the arena as Pain walks down to the ring. *

ANNOUNCER:  And now, standing at 6 foot 2 and weighing in at 215 pounds, he hails from the mean streets of Rosebud and is the PWF Hardcore Champion ............. GEORGE AGOR!

* "Xxplosive" by Dr Dre starts pumping through the speakers and the crowd erupt in boos for the arrival of George Agor.  Agor walks down to the ring making rude gestures.  He also holds the PWF Hardcore Title. *

BRUCE:  Pain's first appearance in the PWF and it's a title shot.  He'll be pretty happy if he wins it!

DING DING DING!

BRUCE:  The ring is all set up for this one.  Weapons all over the mat, including chairs, tables, brooms, trashcans and lids, no more time to talk about that now!!  Pain just whacked a kendo stick over Agor's head!!!  Whoa!!  I wasn't expecting that!!

JOHN:  I don't think Agor was either.  He had just gone to pick up a chair and got smacked in the head by a kendo stick by Pain.  Pain continuing to punish the hardcore champ with that kendo stick, striking it across Agor's back a number of times before picking Agor up.  Pain swings the kendo stick back and Agor is lucky that he ducked the kendo stick because that could've knocked him out!  Agor now with a low blow and Pain falls to his knees and drops the stick.

BRUCE:  Uh oh, Agor's got a chair!!  Oh!!!!  Agor just hit Pain smack bang in the head with a chair!!!  And Agor keeps on hitting him with it!!!!!  Pain looks to be out here as Agor finally stops beating pain with the chair and looks for another hardcore weapon to use on him.  Agor finds a broom and brings Pain to his feet.  This looks creative ............. it's a Russian leg sweep with a broom!  Great move by Agor.  He goes for the quick pin.

1 ................................. 2 ...................... Pain kicks out before the 3 count.

JOHN:  Agor quickly gets up and immediately walks over to the table and starts setting it up in the corner.  Pain is also rising to his feet but is taking a very long time.  Agor has the table set up so that it is leaning against the turnbuckle on about a 60 degree angle.  But look at this, Pain is now on his feet but as soon as Agor turns around, he fakes that he's still hurt from the previous move!  Agor picks Pain up and puts him in the opposite corner to where the table is and punches Pain a couple of times.

BRUCE:  Here we go!!  Agor goes to whip Pain into the table but it's reversed and Agor goes crashing into the table!!  A big roar goes up here in Cleveland and the crowd are going crazy!!!  Agor looks to be out cold!!  Pain now grabs a trashcan and lies it on its side in the middle of the ring?  What's he doing?  Pain manages to get Agor out of the splintered table and throws him into the ropes.  Agor bounces back and Pain takes him down with a beautiful drop toe hold!!!  And Agor's face went straight into the trash can!!!  So that's what he was planning!!!  Pain goes for the pin!!!

1 .................................. 2 .............................. We almost had a new champion!  Agor lifted a shoulder at the last second!

JOHN:  What a match!  The fans are loving it, we're loving it, and we hope you people at home are loving it as well.  There is still one more table in the ring and a lot of other different weapons that haven't been used yet.  Pain picks up the kendo stick he was using earlier in this match up and goes to hit Agor with it but Agor rolls out of the way and gets to his feet!  Pain swings it again and Agor ducks it and takes Pain down in a headlock!!  Agor gives Pain a couple of punches before releasing the headlock and drops an elbow onto Pain.

BRUCE:  Oh no, Agor's going for another table.  He's now set it up in the corner but not like he did it before.  Agor walks over to Pain, picks him up and sends him into the ropes, while Pain is running Agor picks up a trashcan lid and turns just in time to smack him over the head with it!!!  Pain goes down and Agor is pointing to the table!!  What's he going to do?!

JOHN:  Agor has laid out Pain on the table and is now climbing the turnbuckle.  This doesn't look too good for Pain right now!  It wouldn't look good for anybody!  Wait a second ......... it's the Agor Drop!  Agor is going for the Agor drop on Pain through a table!!!!  There it is!!!  He hit it!!!!  Agor just executed a standing guillotine leg drop on Pain through a table!!!  That's the Agor drop!!  Agor is covering Pain!!

1 .................................. 2 ............................. 3!  Agor wins!

ANNOUNCER:  The winner of this match and still, PWF Hardcore Champion .........

GEORGE AGOR!

BRUCE:  I don't think I've ever seen anything like it, the Agor Drop off the top rope through a table.  That's unbelievable!

JOHN:  Agor has a very creative mind and that's what makes him such a good wrestler, but Pain gave Agor some trouble in the match, reversing a couple of Agor's moves and using them against him.  Pain really put up a better fight than I expected.

BRUCE:  Well folks, as much as we would like to continue PSN, that's all we have for this evening, we're out of time ..... goodnight!!

Hope everyone enjoyed the show even though it was a small card!

Any feedback can be sent to

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If there's anything that you think can be improved to make the show even better, just let us know!

Thanks

ROLEPLAY SCORES

2.5 extra pts awarded for every roleplay above the 3 minimum (4 for title holders).

Venom = 66 DNQ

Lucifer = 53.5 DNQ

Jardell Thunda = 49.25 (46.75 +2.5)

Jako = 42.5 DNQ

Downtown Dykesi = 47.25 (44.75 +2.5)

Tom "Bad Boy" Simms = 42.5 DNQ

Viper = 54 DNQ

Mr. F*ckin' Schnyder = 66 DNQ

Pain = 49.75 (47.25 +2.5)

George Agor = 67.25

Spin-Efex = 68 DNQ

Derek Fahey = 59.6

Bug = 53 DNQ

Acid Trip = 53 DNQ