The PWF presents . . . .
19/08/00
Live from the United Center, Chicago
---BACKSTAGE---
in President Psycho's Office
* PWF starts in a different way this week with a shot of the PWF President. The clip opens in Psycho's office with him watching a monitor showing the promo cut by Westsaeed Anwar earlier in the week. The camera turns to the screen.... *
ANWAR: Well Rick, I bet you don't even knock what a Pakistani Streetfight is! Huh? Well, I'm going to tell you! First of all you have to wear the uniform of the Pakistan cricket team! Then we fight in an alley, blocked off at both end by bags bags of Pakistani herbs and spices! In the alley is usual things like rubbish bins and homeless people! Do you understand DISASTER? The winner of the Pakistani streetfight is the first man that can scale one of the walls of the rice & spice bags at either end of the alley. I promise you, you weel LOSE!
* Psycho turns off the monitor and leans back in his chair with a puzzled look on his face. He then pages his secretary who walks into the room. Psycho gets up out of the chair and walks up to her. *
PSYCHO: Grace, get someone to tell that stupid Pakistani that there will be no Pakistani streetfight on my show here tonight. That kind of sh*t belongs in some of these other pathetic federations trying to be like the PWF. I'll be damned if he's gonna have a stupid match like that on a PWF program. RICK DISASTER vs WESTSAEED ANWAR is gonna be a regular match. No spice bags allowed, go tell that wannabe gangster!
GRACE: Yes sir!
* Grace, Psycho's secretary leaves the room to organise for the match to be changed. Psycho then goes back to his chair and puts his feet up on the desk as the screen fades to black .... *
Rick Disaster
vs
Westsaeed Anwar
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, standing at 6 foot 3 and weighing in at 225 pounds, RICK DISASTER!
* "Wait And Bleed" by Slipknot blares through the speakers and Rick Disaster walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. *
ANNOUNCER: And now, making his way to the ring, standing at 6 foot 3 and weighing in at 264 pounds, accompanied by Saqlain Mushtaq, WESTSAEED ANWAR!
* "Bow Down" by the Westside Connection comes over the speakers as Westsaeed Anwar and Saqlain Mushtaq make their way down the entrance ramp and into the ring. *
JOHN: Interesting way to start off this weeks PSN but let's get straight into the action!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: The bell sounds and Westsaeed Anwar charges at Rick Disaster and spears him to the ground!! Now Anwar is pounding away on Rick on the ground!!! Westsaeed Anwar has lost it and now he's going crazy!! Finally Disaster manages to push Anwar off him and climb back to his feet.
JOHN: But Anwar doesn't stop there! He charges straight back at Disaster but Disaster quickly moves out of the way and Anwar goes crashing into the turnbuckle! Now Disaster starts laying into Anwar's back with some punches and Anwar is in trouble now.
BRUCE: DDT from Disaster onto Anwar!! Disaster is saying that it's over!!! Is he going to finish him off?!?! Disaster picks Anwar up and moves him up to the top rope!!! Disaster sets him up for the Hurricane!!!! He hit it!!!!! The Hurricane from Rick Disaster!!!! The pin!!!
1 ................................. 2 .............................. 3!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner by pinfall ...........
RICK DISASTER!
JOHN: What a way to make your debut in the PWF. He annihilated Westsaeed Anwar with the Hurricane. What a devastating move!
BRUCE: Well, Rick Disaster comes away with a very easy win. Hopefully it will be the start of big things for this youngster here in the PWF!! Let's move on!
Jardell Thunda
VS
Swinging Steve Savant
Kickboxing vs Boxing Match
ANNOUNCER: Making his entrance to the ring, standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 256 pounds, JARDELL THUNDA!
* "Bring The Pain" by Method Man starts playing over the loudspeakers and Jardell Thunda walks down to the ring punching and kicking air. *
ANNOUNCER: His opponent, standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 147 pounds, SWINGING STEVE SAVANT!
* "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred pumps through the speakers and Swinging Steve Savant makes his way down to the ring also showing off a variety of quick kicking combinations. *
BRUCE: A kickboxing vs boxing match, should be interesting. Jardel Thunda a former kickboxing champion and Steve Savant a great boxer.
JOHN: Let's get this match started.
DING DING DING!
JOHN: The match underway now and both wrestlers just circling around the ring, sizing each other up before Jardel Thunda makes the first move at Savant and swings a punch and thrusts a kick into Savant's side. Savant blocked the punch but the kick was on target! What quickness from Jardell Thunda!
BRUCE: Savant comes back with some quick jabs before going for an uppercut but Thunda moves out of the way and starts laying into Savant!! He's sending rights and lefts into Savant's upper body and head!!! Savant is trying to protect himself from these devastating punches!!!
JOHN: Savant now pulls a massive punch out of nowhere that makes Thunda stumble backwards into the ropes!! The match slows down as they start circling each other again. Thunda goes for Savant but Savant evades the attack and sends a punch into Thunda's side. The match is once again slowed down.
BRUCE: ........................ This match getting quite boring now. No punches are being thrown, and if they are then they're blocked. Thunda tries to kick Savant but Savant blocks it and tries to punch Thunda but he blocks it ...................
JOHN: The crowd are really getting bored here. They've started up a chant.
CROWD: Booooooooooooring, Booooooooooooooring, Boooooooooooooring
JOHN: That's made Jardell Thunda react and he's now shouting at the crowd to shut up! Look at this!! Savant throws off his gloves and then executes a belly to back suplex on Jardell Thunda!!! Finally, some real wrestling!!
BRUCE: Thunda gets up using the ropes for support and takes off his gloves as well!!! Thunda kicks Savant in the stomach and pulls off a t-bone suplex!!!! What a move!!! He goes for the pin!!!
1 .............................. 2 .............. NO! Savant kicked out!
JOHN: This match getting a little exciting now for the crowd as they were bored out of their minds a while ago.
BRUCE: Thunda picks Savant up and sends him into the ropes. Thunda tries a back-body drop but Savant stops short and sends a kick to Thunda's face. Thunda rocks back and Savant follows up with a clothesline!! Savant brings Thunda over to the corner and then Savant goes up on the second turnbuckle!!! He's going for the One Night Stand!!!! Wait!! Thunda grabs Savant and tosses him into the centre of the ring! Savant gets up looking stunned! Now a jab from Thunda! And another! Savant looking shaky! Thunda winding up now ...... oh my ..... a huge wind-up! Could this be !?!?
JOHN: The Thunda Bolt! The thunda bolt from Jardell Thunda and Savant falls in a heap! It's over!!
1 ............................. 2 .............................. 3!! Thunda wins it!!
ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match by pinfall .........
JARDELL THUNDA!
JOHN: Wow, what a match. First they were having a boxing/kickboxing match but then the crowd started up a chant which made the whole match turn around. They threw off their gloves and started a wrestling match. That's what the crowd wanted to see.
BRUCE: A good finish to that match and Jardell Thunda's career has just taken a turn for the better!
JOHN: Sure has! I tell what else this match has done, this has really fired up the rivalry between these two! Their record now stands at one win each!
The Million Dollar Duo
(Steve "Million Dollar" Davis & Mr F*cken Schnyder)
VS
Tha DPG Bomb Squad
(Seymour Spitfire & Bomber Brickowski)
* "Public Enemy No. 1" by Puff Daddy starts pumping through the speakers ... *
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring first, with a combined weight of 453 pounds, THE MILLION DOLLAR DUO!
* Mr. F*ckin' Schnyder and Steve "Million Dollar" Davis walk out to the ring. Their music stops and they await the arrival of Tha Bomb Squad. *
ANNOUNCER: Their opponents, with a combined weight of 443 pounds, THA DPG BOMB SQUAD!
* "Craziest" by Naughty By Nature comes over the speakers as Bomber Brickowski and Seymour Spitfire make their way down to the ring. They enter the ring and start eyeing up The Million Dollar Duo. *
JOHN: This match just about ready to start now. Bomber Brickowski starting off for Tha Bomb Squad while Schnyder starts off for The Million Dollar Duo.
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: This match started now and Brickowski goes for Schnyder but Schnyder ducks out of the way and kicks Brickowski in the back of the knee. Brickowski spins around and runs at Schnyder but Schnyder dodges again and this time takes down Brickowski and locks a leg hold on him! For an old man Mr. F'n Schnyder is pretty quick!
JOHN: You should never underestimate him. Schnyder and Brickowski back up now and Schnyder sends Brickowski into the ropes. Brickowski comes back off the ropes and gets hit with a sidewalk slam!! Schnyder now locks on the Texas cloverleaf!!! Brickowski is in the middle of the ring!!! Schnyder executes with move with perfection!!!! Spitfire runs in and hits Schnyder off. The ref forces Spitfire back to his corner.
BRUCE: Brickowski now manages to crawl over to his corner and make the tag. Spitfire is in. Schnyder is also trying to make the tag but Spitfire sends a sharp kick to his back. Spitfire continues to work on Schnyder by picking him up and then bodyslamming him back to the mat. Nice move.
JOHN: Spitfire follows up with an elbow drop before picking Schnyder up and taking him over to his corner where Brickowski is waiting. Spitfire tags in Bomber and the Bomb Squad go to work on Schnyder. It looks like they're setting him up for a powerbomb! They are!! Brickowski has got Schnyder in a powerbomb position while Spitfire stands right next to him! What is this move?
BRUCE: Brickowski lifts Schnyder up for a powerbomb with Spitfire assisting and then slams him down with Spitfire doing that as well!!!!! A double-team powerbomb!!! What teamwork!!!!
JOHN: Maybe that's called "dropping the bomb". I don't know.
BRUCE: Could be. Spitfire moves back onto the apron and Brickowski covers Schnyder.
1 ............................. 2 ............. Schnyder lifts a shoulder!!
JOHN: I don't know how Schnyder got out of that one. He really needs to make the tag in order for the Million Dollar Duo to have a chance in this match.
BRUCE: Brickowski now picks up Schnyder and whips him into the ropes. Schnyder bounces back off the ropes and gets collected by Brickowski with a heavy clothesline. Brickowski drops an elbow on Schnyder and Schnyder isn't looking too good. Brickowski sends Schnyder over to a neutral corner of the ring and starts working on him there with some backhand chops! Did you hear that?!
JOHN: I think anyone could. Even the people with the cheap seats right at the back! What the ........... Schnyder is now fighting back!!! He's delivering some backhand chops of his own!!
CROWD: Whoooooo!!
JOHN: Schnyder is coming back!! He moves around to the back of Brickowski and pulls off a belly to back suplex! Schnyder gets up and tags in Davis!! Spitfire has entered the ring too!! Davis is in and he kicks Spitfire in the stomach and BOOM!! A Stone Cold Stunner from Steve "Million Dollar" Davis!! He moves over to Bomber Brickowski and brings him to his feet! What's he going to do?! Davis sends Brickowski into the ropes and powerslams him to the canvas!!!! He pins!!
1 ............................. 2 .................... NO!! Brickowski kicks out!!
BRUCE: I thought Davis could have had it there. Davis picks Brickowski up and sets him up for a vertical suplex but Brickowski reverses it and executes a snap-suplex on Steve Davis!!!! He got it!! And look!!! Spitfire is up on the top turnbuckle and he just did a 450 splash on Davis!!!!! Did you see that move?!?!!!
JOHN: Schnyder has run in to help his partner but he gets leveled by Brickowski! The action here is electrifying!!! Spitfire has taken Schnyder out of the ring and they're slugging it out there while Brickowski and Davis remain in the ring!! What a match!!
BRUCE: Brickowski picks Davis up and he's going for the Chronic Drop!!!! He's gonna do his finisher and Steve Davis!!!! YES!!!! HE GOT IT!!!! Bomber Brickowski hit the Chronic Drop on Steve Davis!!!!! This one's over!!! The pin!!!
1 .................................. 2 ............................... 3!! Tha DPG Bomb Squad win!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winners,
SEYMOUR SPITFIRE AND BOMBER BRICKOWSKI,
THA DPG BOMB SQUAD!
JOHN: Spitfire and Schnyder are still fighting at ringside while Bomber Brickowski celebrates in the ring. These two teams had a tough battle.
BRUCE: Too right. What a match it was. Probably two of the greatest tag teams in the PWF, we look forward to their future matches. The Bomb Squad win this match over The Million Dollar Duo, I think Mr. F'n Schnyder won't be too happy with the result.
JOHN: PSN continues!!
AC
VS
George Agor
Table, Ladder, Cage Match - PWF Hardcore Title Match
POSTPONED UNTIL NEXT WEEK
---BACKSTAGE---
in the parking lot.
* The camera switches over to outside the stadium in the parking lot where Jako is waiting for George Agor. He's leaning on a car with a crowbar in his hand. The camera turns to the exit of the stadium and George Agor slowly walks out with his billiard cue in hand. *
BRUCE: This isn't going to be pretty. Viewers, we advise that you take your children out of the room for this section of the program.
JOHN: Too late!! Agor just swung his billiard cue and it smacked into the side of Jako's head!!! Jako is unconscious!!!! Get some medical attention out there!!! Agor now spits on Jako and walks away!!!! Well that was quick!!
BRUCE: Agor really hit him hard. Jako is out cold. I think Agor just wanted to get everything over and done with so that he could go back to his locker room and rest.
JOHN: Well, Agor has really lost it now. He just knocked Jako unconscious with his billiard cue. Let's get back to the ring while medical attention attend to Jako outside.
* Medical attention run onto the scene just as the camera changes back to the commentator's desk. *
---BACKSTAGE---
in President Psycho's Office
* Clip opens in Psycho's office with the President sitting behind his desk with a few papers in his hands. He speaks ..... *
PSYCHO: PWF fans and wrestlers, this is an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT regarding the status of the PWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE. Earlier in the week it was announced that SEEK would defend the title here tonight on PSN but unfortunately due to challenges not being answered and mass confusion, the match will not take place. So this is what I would like to do:
Next week on PSN a 4 man battle royal will be held for the PWF Intercontinental Title. The men included in the match will be"
Seek , Andy Atlas , G-Death and The Oddity
Also, on next week's PSN, ALL TITLES WILL BE DEFENDED!
That means next week on PSN,
AC will defend his PWF Cruiserweight Title
GEORGE AGOR will defend his PWF Hardcore Title
SPIN-EFEX & G-DEATH will defend the PWF Tag Team Titles
SEEK will defend the PWF Intercontinental Title in that battle royal and
WADE POWERS will defend the PWF World Heavyweight Title
Thank you all for your attention and my sincerest apologies to all the fans who were looking forward to an Intercontinental Title match tonight!
* Psycho smiles into the camera as the screen fades out and a picture of the packed out stadium awaiting the main event comes into focus ... *
Wade "The Real Deal" Powers
VS
Spin-Efex
Dinner Suit/Evening Gown, Non-Title Match
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, accompanied by G-Death, she stands at 6 foot and weighs in at 130 pounds, SPIN-EFEX!
* "Who The Hell Are You" by Madison Avenue pumps through the speakers as Spin-Efex and G-Death walk down the entrance ramp to the ring to a massive cheer from the fans. *
JOHN: Look at that dress Bruce! Whoooooo!
ANNOUNCER: Her opponent, standing at 6 foot 3 and weighing in at 311 pounds, WADE "THE REAL DEAL" POWERS!
* "Ode To Joy" comes over the speakers and Wade Powers walks down the ramp and into the ring looking quite uncomfortable in his suit while the crowd boo him. *
JOHN: This match should be very interesting. I can't wait to get it started!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: And here we go in our main event for the evening, they hook it up and it's Spin-Efex this time with a quick manouver to wind Wade's arm behind his back! Powers struggles out of the hold and then take's Spin-Efex down with a swift snap mare takeover! Spin-Efex right back to her feet but it's Powers with a leg sweep and now he grabs the leg of Spin-Efex!
JOHN: Wade gets to the strippin' straight away as he takes off one of Spin-Efex's shoes and then launches it about 40 rows back into the crowd! That's could've taken someone's eye out! Now a spinning toe-hold from Wade Powers trying to wear down his opponent and take out her most effective weapon, those long legs!
BRUCE: Stop drooling John! Now Powers has Spin-Efex by the hair and he's pulling her around the ring by the hair, taunting her as the fans boo their disapproval. Oh!! Low blow from Spin-Efex as Powers falls to his knees clutching his groin region! And look! Spin-Efex just took Wade's jacket off!! Now she takes off her other shoe and throws that into the crowd, must have been affecting her balance!
JOHN: Spin-Efex now picks up Wade and ......... wow! Just as quick ..... drops him face first into the canvas with a DDT!! Powers could be out folks! Spin-Efex now rolls him over and she's taking off his shirt! She's almost got it off ...... no! A cruel rake to the eyes of Spin-Efex and Powers will have some more time to get himself back into things! His shirt is half off though!
BRUCE: Spin-Efex walks around the ring covering her eyes where Wade Powers scratched but Powers is right behind her ...... stalking her. G-Death at ringside trying to alert his tag team partner of the closing danger but its too late ........ a sharp kick to the back of the knee from Powers and Spin-Efex falls! G-Death trying to will Spin-Efex on but Powers is relentless just laying the boots into the former champion. Now a pick up by Powers, whips Spin-Efex into the ropes and .......... oh!! A vicious clothesline as Powers makes ripping gestures to the crowd who respond with a resounding chorus of boos!
JOHN: I'm not booing! Hehe, Powers now standing over Spin-Efex gripping the straps of her dress! He's gonna strip her Bruce!! OHH!!!
BRUCE: No he won't!!! Spin-Efex just gave him a swift kick right in the nuts with one of those long legs of hers! Powers falls face first onto the canvas writhing in pain! Spin-Efex up now and ...... she rips the shirt right off Powers' back! The crowd cheering as Spin-Efex parades around the with the world champion's shirt. Now back for a little more damage! Wade trying to pull himself up the ropes but Spin-Efex with some sharp kicks to lower back and Powers falls back to the canvas!
JOHN: Ok, so Spin-Efex only has that dress left to come off and Powers has his shoes and his pants! Wait .......... there goes his shoes!!!
BRUCE: You're right John! Spin-Efex just ripping his shoes off and ...... now she's beating him with them! Powers looks to be in a little trouble here and now Spin-Efex reaching for his belt! Cheers from the crowd but it looks as though Powers is playing dead! He's got her hair again!
JOHN: Powers now works his way to his feet, still grasping Spin-Efex's long blonde hair. Moves her into the centre of the ring ..... ooh! Big knee to the midsection by Powers ..... and again! Spin-Efex looks to be in trouble now as Wade whips her into the ropes! Big clothesline attempt from Powers but Spin-Efex ducks!!!! Now into the far side ropes ...... jumping sidekick from Spin-Efex .... no! Powers ducks it! Now a kick to the midsection from Powers!! Oh no!! REALITY CHECK NECKBREAKER!!!! He got it!!
BRUCE: Oh my! That's gotta be all!!! Powers now signalling to the crowd who are responding with a mixed reaction now! They're split between wanting Spin-Efex to win but also wanting to see her stripped!!!
JOHN: Well looks like she's gonna be stripped! Wade grabs her by the hair once more and pulls her to feet! Oh my, look at her eyes, she's out on her feet the poor girl. Here we ........ go!!!
BRUCE:
Wade just ripped the dress off Spin-Efex's back all in one motion and the former
champs body jerks forward before falling face down on the canvas! The
crowd is booing now, I think they would have preferred Spin-Efex to be in a more
..... lively state in this situation. But nevertheless, Wade Powers is
your winner!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner ...........
WADE "THE REAL DEAL" POWERS!!
BRUCE: Well a great effort by Spin-Efex but Powers just a little better prepared on this occasion! Powers now walks out to a massive chorus of boos, and he's carrying Spin's dress as a little momento! G-Death enters to check on the status of his tag team partner.
JOHN: Great sportsmanship shown on behalf of G-Death not to interfere in the match-up. He's helping Spin-Efex to her feet, what a gentleman!
BRUCE: Now the fans are cheering! Spin-Efex waves to her fans as the two make their way to the back after another edition of PWF PSN!
JOHN: Thanks for being with us! We'll see you all next week!
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ROLEPLAY SCORES
2.5 extra pts awarded for every roleplay above the 3 minimum.
Swinging Steve Savant = 63.25
Jardel Thunda = 63.7
Wade "The Real Deal" Powers = 77.5 DNQ
G-Death = 68 DNQ
George Agor = 69.6
Mr. F*ckin' Schnyder = 61.6
AC = 50 DNQ
Andy "The Arrogant One" Atlas = 72 DNQ
Rick Disaster = 60 DNQ
Sideline Squire = 48 DNQ
Seymour Spitfire = 55.3
Westsaeed Anwar = 41.9 DNQ
Bomber Brickowski = 65.1
Spin-Efex = 76 DNQ
The Oddity = 55 DNQ
Seek = 32 DNQ
Steve "Million Dollar" Davis = 49 DNQ
Jako = 59 DNQ