The PWF presents . . . .
16/09/00
Live from Madison Square Gardens
* Fireworks go off all around the entrance way and ring while the capacity crowd go crazy as the camera pans across them. The PSN theme plays in the background while the camera zooms in on a couple of signs being held up by energetic fans. Some signs include, "DPG SUCKS!" and "GEORGE AGOR IS SLEEPING AT MY HOUSE FOR THE WEEK!". Finally the camera reaches the commentators desk where Bruce and John are waiting. *
BRUCE: Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another addition of Psycho's Saturday Night!! Last week we had PWF Flatline we had some new champions crowned. But now what will happen tonight?
JOHN: Well as you saw this week George Agor said he isn't going to be fighting, Wade Powers said he isn't going to be fighting, G-Death AKA Derek Fahey is having problems, President Psycho got pissed off and has booked a whole card!! He made some wild matches out of the top of his head. I think this is getting serious.
BRUCE: He put Steve Davis up against Oddity, Mr. F'n Schnyder vs. Vampiro The Punisher, Torch vs. AC, Spin-Efex vs. Swinging Steve Savant and "Death" The Dark Angel to face Venom. It's gonna be a great night.
JOHN: Even without the Heavyweight Champ the PWF can still produce some of wrestling's best upcoming youngsters. All this is happening tonight on Psycho's Saturday Night. Stay tuned.
---BACKSTAGE---
with Hazza!
* Scene opens with Harold Bishop, head of the PWF interview team, standing with Steve "Million Dollar" Davis in front of a large PSN sign that fills up the screen. Harold looks very enthusiastic while Davis looks like he wants to be somewhere else. Harold begins the interview. *
HAROLD: Hello ladies and gentlemen. Here I am with one of the PWF's upcoming stars, Steve Davis.
DAVIS: Steve "Million Dollar" Davis!
HAROLD: Oh yes, "Million Dollar". Sorry Steve.
DAVIS: That's Mr. Davis to you, buddy.
HAROLD: Yes Mr. Davis. Now, Mr. Davis, you have a match coming up tonight with Oddity and you specifically wanted a normal wrestling match. Why?
DAVIS: Because I felt like it.
HAROLD: ......................... OK, ah, then how do you feel going into this match.
DAVIS: Good.
HAROLD: ......................... um, well, ah ....... anything else to say to the camera?
DAVIS: No.
HAROLD:
Well .......... that's just about all from me for now. Back to you Bruce
and John. Oh, thank you for your time Steve Davis. *
Steve "Million Dollar" Davis then walks away from the scene leaving
Harold standing there smiling at the camera. It then switches back to
ringside where the commentators are sitting at the desk. *
Lucifer
VS
Jako
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring, standing at 7 foot and weighing in at 328 pounds, LUCIFER!
* "F*ck Dying" by Ice Cube starts playing and the fans immediately start booing for the DPG member. Lucifer appears at the entrance way and strolls down to the ring. *
ANNOUNCER: His opponent, standing at 6 foot 6 and weighing in at 295 pounds, JAKO!
* "Forgot About Dre" by Dr Dre & Eminem thumps through the loudspeaker system and Jako walks out to the ring. There isn't much of a reaction from the crowd. *
BRUCE: Interesting match to start things off. Lucifer being the big man of the DPG and Jako, the man who forced Commissioner Carl to have a restraining order put on him!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: Both men go at it straight away but Jako uses his smaller height to duck around Lucifer's massive arms and get into position behind Lucifer and sets him up for an atomic drop!! OH!!!!! That's gotta hurt. Lucifer is now on the ground from that atomic drop and Jako starts laying in some kicks.
JOHN: Wait a second, there's someone coming down the entrance ramp!! It's Venom!! What's he doing here?! Venom jumps up onto the apron but Jako's seen him and runs straight at him!!! Running dropkick from Jako!!!! Holy ........ I think Venom's hurt!!! He's holding his ankle and wincing in pain!
BRUCE: He tried to land on his feet but it didn't work and he landed right on that ankle. I don't think he can get up.
JOHN: Well Lucifer has just realised what's going on and Jako is now leaving the ring to fight with Venom!! Lucifer now leaves the ring and he's going for Jako!! Big double axe-handle from Lucifer hits Jako in the back of the neck and Jako falls to the ground. Lucifer pulls Jako up and picks him up in a gorilla press slam!! Lucifer is holding Jako above his head in the aisle!!! Lucifer just dropped Jako behind him onto the concrete ground of the entrance aisle!!!!
BRUCE: Venom is trying to crawl away with his injured ankle ............... hey, the ref's counting them out!! I think he's up to 14!! Lucifer better get back in the ring soon or he's gonna lose this match!! But he's continuing to beat up Jako in the aisle!!
JOHN: Get back in the ring you moron!!
BRUCE: He's not going anywhere and the ref is up to 17 now!! Lucifer picks up Jako and bodyslams him back down!!! He glances at the ring to see the ref counting and now he realises that he's gotta go back or else he's counted out!! Lucifer tries to run towards the ring but Jako trips him up and Lucifer falls down!! The ref is up to 20!! They're both counted out!!!
ANNOUNCER: Due to double count out, the result of this match is a
DRAW.
JOHN: I can't believe Lucifer didn't realise that he was getting counted out until the ref was up to 18 or 19.
BRUCE: Well, a big upset in that match. Both wrestlers getting counted out for being out of the ring for too long. And that all happened because of Venom. He's getting medical attention right now at the entrance way ............... he's got a match coming up tonight against "Death" The Dark Angel. It looks like that's going to be called off, there's no way that he's going to be fighting tonight.
JOHN: PSN continues!
The Oddity
VS
Steve "Million Dollar" Davis
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, he stands at 6 foot and weighs in at 220 pounds, THE ODDITY!
* The Oddites theme music comes over the speakers and the Oddity appears at the entrance way accompanied by Dr. Freak. *
ANNOUNCER: And now, standing at 6 foot 3 and weighing in at 212 ...... wait, no ...... 228, pounds, STEVE "MILLION DOLLAR" DAVIS!
* "Public Enemy No. 1" by Puff Daddy hits the speakers as Steve "Million Dollar" Davis makes his entrance to the ring. *
JOHN: What does the announcer mean by 228 pounds? So Davis really did gain some weight.
BRUCE: Well it actually looks like muscle. I can tell the difference. He looks a lot more bigger on the upper body.
JOHN: So it looks like Davis has gained some weight, I wonder what for?
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: The match begins and both men circling each other until they hook it up. Davis gets the upper hand and sends Oddity into the ropes. Oddity bounces back off the ropes and gets back body dropped by Steve Davis who quickly picks Oddity up again and goes for a back-breaker. He got it! Oddity is on the mat trying to massage his back.
JOHN: I don't think it's working. Davis brings Oddity to his feet once again and picks him up in a gorilla press slam and throws him to the mat!!! What strength shown by Steve "Million Dollar" Davis!! He really has been training!!
BRUCE: I've never seen Davis do that before. He looks pretty happy with himself. Now what's he going to do. He walks around to Oddity's feet and it looks like he's going to put a hold on Oddity. But Oddity kicks Davis in the face and Davis stumbles backwards! Oddity does a backwards roll and gets up to his feet. Davis runs at Oddity and attempts a clothesline but Oddity ducks it and Davis goes flying into the ropes! Davis comes back and gets taken to the ground with a shoulder block from Oddity.
JOHN: Oddity now with an elbow drop onto Steve Davis' chest and the tides have turned in this match up.
BRUCE: Too right. Oddity now pulls Davis up to his feet and then sets him up for a Russian leg sweep. Will he be able to pull it off? Yes, he can, nice Russian leg sweep there from Oddity and now he starts laying in the kicks.
JOHN: Oddity has a chance to capitalise on the situation by doing a power move or something, but it looks like he's just going to keep pounding away on Steve Davis in the corner. Oddity has picked Davis up and thrown him into the corner and is now punching the living daylights out of him!! The crowd are getting behind Oddity here as he keeps punching and punching!!
BRUCE: Finally Oddity stops the onslaught and steps back. Davis walks a couple of steps before falling flat on his face!! The crowd go up in a cheer and Oddity goes for the pin!!
1 ............................... 2 ........................ NO!!! Davis lifted a shoulder!
JOHN: He must've realised what was going on because he was totally out of it just before. Oddity picks Davis up and throws him into the corner. Oddity now runs to the opposite corner and is signaling to the crowd that he's going for something big here!!! The crowd are cheering Oddity on!! What a great atmosphere!!! Oddity runs at Davis who is slumped in the corner and goes for a big splash but Davis moves and Oddity slams into the turnbuckle!!!! Davis follows up with a jumping clothesline and he's back with the advantage!!!
BRUCE: What a match!! Davis slowly climbs back to his feet and tries to shake off the pain. He's going for the Money Maker!! Davis is going to finish off Oddity!! Oddity is still stunned from hitting the turnbuckle and then getting clotheslined straight after it!! Davis picks Oddity up and sits him up on the top rope!! I don't think he'll be able to pull it off!!! Davis steps up to the second turnbuckle and lifts Oddity up in the piledriver position!!! He's got it!!! All he has to do now is fall back and that's exactly what he does!!!! Money Maker by Steve Davis!!!!! This one's over!!!! Davis lies over Oddity and that's a cover!!!
1 ................................. 2 .............................. 3!!! Davis wins!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner by pinfall .........
STEVE "MILLION DOLLAR" DAVIS!
JOHN: Wow, what a magnificent match. I was sitting on the edge of my seat the whole time.
BRUCE: It looks like Oddity isn't such a bad wrestler after all. Davis might've been a little surprised when he found out that Oddity could pull off some wrestling moves, but in the end, Davis got his finisher and won the match. Great effort by both men.
Spin-Efex
VS
Swinging Steve Savant
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, standing at 6 foot and weighing in at 130 pounds, SPIN-EFEX!
* "Who The Hell Are You" by Madison Avenue plays over the speakers and Spin-Efex makes her way down to the ring while the crowd whistle and cheer for her. *
ANNOUNCER: Her opponent, standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 147 pounds, SWINGING STEVE SAVANT!
* "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred blares throughout the stadium as Swing Steve Savant makes his entrance to the ring with a bottle in his hand. It looks like he can't walk straight. *
BRUCE: Oh no, I think Savant has been drinking again! Look at him trying to get into the ring. He needs assistance from the ref!! He can't fight like this!
JOHN: Well the ref is letting him. So, let's get it on!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: Spin-Efex is staring at Savant is disgust. She obviously isn't pleased with Savant's efforts. She looks at the ref as though saying, "what? Should I beat him?" and he says to start!! Spin-Efex has to fight a drunk wrestler!!
JOHN: Spin-Efex is going to take this lightly, even though she should be more careful. She now walks over to Savant and sends in a sharp kick that lands right in Savant's side. Savant falls to the ground but gets back up again only to get dropkicked in the face by Spin-Efex again. Spin-Efex now picks Savant up and sends him into the ropes. But Savant is unable to run and falls flat on his face!!
BRUCE: This is getting out of hand. This match needs to stop.
JOHN: Wait a second, Spin-Efex is posing for the crowd while Savant slowly gets up. His whole facial expression has changed!! He doesn't look drunk anymore!!! He's now walking straight and co-ordinated!! He picks up Spin-Efex from behind and executes a big TKO!!!! Oh my God!!! It was all a stunt!!!! Savant used Spin-Efex's thinking to his advantage and it paid off!!! Spin-Efex looks unconscious in the centre of the ring!!
BRUCE: Savant takes this time to clear his head and think about what he's doing. He might've been drinking a little before this match, you never know. Savant now walks over to Spin-Efex who is showing signs of life. Savant now brings Spin-Efex to her feet and sends her into the ropes. Spin-Efex bounces back and ducks the spinning heel kick. She runs into the opposite ropes and comes back with a huge dropkick!!! What a comeback!!!
JOHN: Spin-Efex is still on the ground though, they both are. But Spin-Efex is very slowly moving back up to her feet using the ropes for support. She now takes a little time to regroup and get her head together before sending a big kick to Savant's side while he was on his hands and knees. Savant rolls a couple of times before shooting back to his feet and running at Spin-Efex! That was a wake up call for Steve Savant!!
BRUCE: Spin-Efex goes for some kind of kick but that's what Savant anticipated Spin-Efex to do and quickly rolls to the ground and trips Spin-Efex up!! Savant applies a leg lock and Spin-Efex is in the centre of the ring!! She's nowhere near the ropes!! Savant releases the hold after a while and then signals to the crowd that he's going for the One Night Stand!!
JOHN: Savant has Spin-Efex back on her feet and he's moving her over to the corner! Savant now jumps up to the second turnbuckle and there it is!!! The tornado DDT known as the One Night Stand!!!!! This match is over!! The pin from Savant!!
1 ................................. 2 ............................. 3!!! Savant wins it!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner .........
SWINGING STEVE SAVANT!
BRUCE: It was clear that Swinging Steve Savant had a gameplan and he stuck to it. Spin-Efex gave him a little trouble but he was able to overcome that, pull off his finisher and win the match. Nice work from Swinging Steve Savant. Spin-Efex was unlucky.
AC
VS
Torch
PWF Cruiserweight Title Match
POSTPONED TO NEXT WEEK!
Viper
VS
Derek Fahey AKA G-Death
ANNOUNCER: Making his way to the ring at this time, standing at 7 foot 4 and weighing in at 350 pounds, VIPER!
* "American Psycho" by Treble Charger starts playing around the arena as Viper walks down to the ring. *
ANNOUNCER: His opponent, standing at 5 foot 10 and weighing in at 185 pounds, DEREK FAHEY!
* "Jizzlobber" by Faith No More pumps through the speakers and the crowd erupt in cheers for the arrival of Derek Fahey. Fahey finally appears at the entrance ramp holding his skull mask and walks down to the ring with a determined look on his face. *
BRUCE: Remember folks that that is G-Death's real personality. Let's get to the match.
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: Viper goes straight at G-Death ....... I mean Derek Fahey, and takes him down but Derek Fahey gets straight back up and is ready to face Viper again. Viper lunges at Fahey again but Fahey dodges the attack and trips Viper up and applies a cobra clutch!!!
JOHN: Great move but Viper is too close to the ropes and he reaches out to grab them. Fahey releases the hold on Viper and both wrestlers get back to their feet. The tangle up and Viper catches Fahey in a headlock. He's really using his height to his advantage and applying the pressure to Fahey's head. Finally Fahey manages to walk backwards into the ropes and bounce of them and push Viper forwards, releasing the headlock. Viper goes into the ropes and comes back to get greeted by Fahey's two feet!! A big standing dropkick from Derek Fahey!!!
BRUCE: G-Death, damn, I did it again .......... Derek Fahey picks Viper up and DDT's him back to the mat. Fahey is really working on Viper here in this match. It looks like Fahey is going to finish Viper off!! But he won't be able to ......... will he?
JOHN: I'm not sure. Fahey is setting Viper up for the Death Slam!!! He's going for it!!! Is he strong enough?!!!? Yes!!!!! He is!!!!! Derek Fahey has pulled off his finisher on Viper!!!! That's the Death Slam!!!! Fahey goes for the pin!!!
1 ................................ 2 .......................... 3!! Derek Fahey wins it!!
ANNOUNCER: The winner of this match ...........
DEREK FAHEY AKA G-DEATH!
BRUCE: A big match for Derek Fahey and he's still got that G-Death spirit in him. The crowd are throwing out cheers for him as he leaves the ring, happy with his efforts.
JOHN: Yeah, while Viper lies on the mat still stunned from the Death Slam.
BRUCE: Excellent match leading up to our main event for the evening. But it seems as though Michael Buffer hasn't shown up this evening, but he called and said that he's busy with boxing, so, we won't see him tonight. Fans won't be too happy about that one.
Mr. F*ckin' Schnyder
VS
Vampiro The Punisher
PWF Intercontinental Title Match
ANNOUNCER: Making his entrance to the ring, standing at 6 foot 4 and weighing in at 241 pounds, he is known as the best coach in the world, he is ............... MR. F'N SCHNYDER!
* "Public Enemy No. 1" by Puff Daddy starts pumping through the speakers as Mr. F*ckin' Schnyder walks down to the ring. There isn't much of a reaction for him either. *
ANNOUNCER: And now, standing at 6 foot 2 and weighing in at 235 pounds, he is the PWF Intercontinental Champion ......... VAMPIRO THE PUNISHER!
* "Eyeless" by Slipknot starts playing and Vampiro The Punisher walks down to the ring with the PWF Intercontinental Title strapped around his waist. *
BRUCE: Well, Schnyder didn't really deserve this title shot. It was merely handed to him on a silver platter. But will he make a meal of it?
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: One of the most anticipated matches in this PSN. Vampiro The Punisher and Mr. F'n Schnyder, two great wrestlers. Alright, they're ready to start. Vampiro makes the first move and goes for Schnyder but Schnyder ducks out of the way and kicks Vampiro in the back of the leg! Vampiro goes down and Schnyder steps back, taunting him and telling him to get back up.
JOHN: We've seen Mr. F'n Schnyder use this tactic in almost all of his matches. It really shows his quickness. Uh oh, somebody's coming down to the ring again. I can't really see who it is.
BRUCE: It looks like Venom!! He's got a brace around his ankle, what's he doing here? He's walking around the ring over to us!!
JOHN: Ah, I think he wants a commentating position Bruce. Calm down. Make room for him ............. here he is, Venom!
VENOM: Hey boys, how's it goin'?
BRUCE: Not too bad. What happened to your ankle?
VENOM: Well, I was falling backwards off the apron but I didn't want to land flat on my back on the concrete floor so I tried to land on my feet but ah, ......... unfortunately, was, unsuccessful and I screwed my ankle.
JOHN: Ok, let's get back to the match. Vampiro now has Schnyder on the ground and is kicking him. I wonder how that happened? Anyway, Vampiro now picks Schnyder up and sets him up for a vertical suplex ............... he hit it!! Nice vertical suplex from Vampiro The Punisher. That's why he is the IC champ.
VENOM: That was good ........... but not great.
BRUCE: Schnyder gets lifted back to his feet once again and this time gets whipped into the ropes by Vampiro. Schnyder bounces back and almost gets leveled by Vampiro's arm but Schnyder is able to duck the clothesline. Schnyder goes into the opposite ropes and comes back at Vampiro again, Vampiro goes for a big boot but Schnyder does some kind of slide tackle like they do in soccer and connects with Vampiro's leg!!!!! Vampiro's hurt!!!!
VENOM: Great counter move there. Schnyder picked out what Vampiro was going to do and then found a way to reverse it. Terrific play there.
BRUCE: Vampiro is on the ground clutching his leg and I think he could be injured as well. Oh no, Schnyder is going to make things worse! He's going over to Vampiro's legs .......... no!! You can't do this to an injured man! Schnyder locks on a Texas cloverleaf!!! This is too bad to watch!!! Schnyder has Vampiro right in the centre of the ring!! Vampiro could tap out here!! I think he will!!
JOHN: His face is showing nothing but pain at the moment!! Schnyder is pulling back hard on the hold and he's not gonna let go!!!
VENOM: That's too bad for Vampiro, I thought he had a chance but Schnyder is really killing him with that Texas cloverleaf.
BRUCE: Vampiro could tap out here! Schnyder isn't letting go!! Vampiro is in 100% pain here!!! His leg could be injured and this move is just making it worse!!! He's tapping out!! Vampiro is tapping out!! This match is over!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner and new, PWF Intercontinental Champion .........
MR. F'N SCHNYDER!
JOHN: How did Schnyder win with a Texas cloverleaf?!?! That's not a finishing move!!
BRUCE: When you're Mr. F'n Schnyder, any hold can be a finishing move. I think that back in the IWF that was one of his main finishing holds. So, I guess that Schnyder can pull off any submission hold better than anyone else.
VENOM: That match was alright. I should come down here more often. I'm going, see ya.
BRUCE: That was Venom, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, we're out of time. See you next PSN!!!
Hope everyone enjoyed the show even though it was a much smaller card this week coming off a huge PPV and a very busy week for most of the wrestlers!
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ROLEPLAY SCORES
2.5 extra pts awarded for every roleplay above the 3 minimum (4 for title holders).
Torch = 69 DNQ
G-Death/Derek Fahey = 80.25 (77.75 + 2.5)
Swinging Steve Savant = 67
George Agor = 69 DNQ
Vampiro The Punisher = 64 DNQ
Mr. F*ckin' Schnyder = 58.3
Steve "Million Dollar" Davis = 64.25 (61.75 + 2.5)
Lucifer = 54 DNQ
Wade "The Real Deal" Powers = 74 DNQ
"Death" The Dark Angel = 73 DNQ
Viper = 65.5 DNQ
Jako = 55 DNQ
The Oddity = 61.6
Spin-Efex = 63 DNQ