The PWF presents . . . .
13/10/00
Live from the United Centre in Chicago
* Fireworks explode throughout the arena as the PSN Theme plays and the camera pans across the packed out stadium. As it passes by, enthusiastic fans go wild holding up signs and little dolls of their favourite wrestler. Finally the camera arrives at the commentators desk where John and Bruce are ready. *
BRUCE: Hello fans and welcome to yet another edition of Psycho's Saturday Night!! And what a night this will be! Only 3 matches but all of them are between great competitors! Two titles will be on the line tonight, Venom will defend the Intercontinental Title against Jako while Steve Drake takes on FFF for the Heavyweight Title.
JOHN: Don't forget Spin-Efex vs. Bug.
BRUCE: Yes, Spin-Efex and Bug. A revenge re-match. I can't wait for that one. A highly anticipated match and it'll be interesting to see who comes out on top.
JOHN: Let's get PSN started off with our first match!!
Jako
VS
Venom
PWF INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, standing at 6 foot 6 and weighing in at 295 pounds, JAKO!!
* "Forgot About Dre" by Dr Dre & Eminem pumps through the loudspeakers and Jako makes his way down to the ring. *
ANNOUNCER: His opponent, standing at 5 foot 11 and weighing in at 235 pounds, VENOM!!
* "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down starts playing and Venom walks out of the entrance way with the Intercontinental Title strapped around his waist. He enters the ring and him and Jako have a stare down. *
BRUCE: This should be an exciting match to start off PSN with. Venom's first title defence since winning it off Mr. F'n Schnyder.
DING DING DING!
JOHN: They hook it up and Jako catches Venom by the arm and hip-tosses him to the mat. Venom gets up straight away and lunges at the unsuspecting Jako and hits him with a right hand! Jako goes reeling back and bounces off the ropes and comes back at Venom with a kick to the gut! Jako now attempts a powerbomb but Venom blocks it and then reverses it into a back body drop!!! Already we have this much action!
BRUCE: The pace of the match is slowing down now as Venom picks Jako up and sends him into the ropes. Jako comes back and ducks the clothesline ....... Jako goes into the other set of ropes and runs back at Venom and ........ WHAT A MOVE!!! A tornado DDT from Jako!!! A running tornado DDT!!!! Venom is down and he looks out!!! Jako slowly goes for the pin!!!! He could win it here!
1 .................................. 2 ........................... NO!! Venom lifted a shoulder!!
JOHN: That was a close one for Venom. His title almost got stripped from him after a couple of minutes. Jako now regrouping, and probably thinking of what to do next. He's decided to go to the top rope!! Jako is going to the top rope and Venom is still laid out on the canvas!! Holy sh ........... Jako jumped but Venom moved!!! No!!! Venom rolled out of the way!!! Jako hit the canvas hard with his elbow!!
BRUCE: And now Venom has the upper hand! He was playing dead!! Venom brings Jako to his feet and moves him over to the corner ............. now Venom lifts Jako up onto the top rope, he's going for the same move he beat Schnyder with!! Venom has Jako on the top rope and there it is!!!!! A fallaway slam off the top rope!!!! This one's over!!!! Venom pins him!!!
1 .................................. 2 ................................. 3!! Venom wins!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner and still, PWF Intercontinental Champion ..........
VENOM!
JOHN: I think that fallaway slam off the top rope is becoming one of Venom's favourite moves. It looks damn good as well ..........
BRUCE: A great start to PSN with a great match. Venom holds on to his title, he's proving to be a worthy champion.
Funky Franky Funculo
VS
Steve "Eliminator" Drake
PWF HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE LADDER MATCH
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, he stands at 6 foot 1 and weighs in at 209 pounds, FUNKY FRANKY FUNCULO!
* "The Next Episode" by Dr Dre & Snoop Dogg pumps through the speakers as FFF appears at the entrance way and strolls down to the ring to the many boos from the crowd. *
ANNOUNCER: And now, standing at 6 foot 5 and weighing in at 265, STEVE "ELIMINATOR" DRAKE!!
* Taz's theme music hits the arena and the crowd go cheer for their Heavyweight Champion. Steve Drake walks down to the ring and slides into it. *
BRUCE: A ladder match for the Heavyweight Title, this should be a close one!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE: The ladder is already in the ring and I think that it's supposed to be outside in the entrance way .......... but who cares! Let 'em do what they want! And now they're going at it!! FFF and Steve Drake are pounding away on each other and the crowd are going wild!!! But their cheers die down when they see that FFF is gaining the upper hand. FFF throws a punch that connects and expects a punch back from Drake but doesn't get one, so he drives his knee into Drake's gut. Drake is doubled over and FFF lays an elbow into the back of Drake's neck.
JOHN: FFF picks Drake up off the canvas and picks him up in a powerslam position and that's exactly what FFF does!! A big powerslam from Funky Franky, and now he's setting the ladder up in the corner of the ring.
BRUCE: This doesn't look too good for Steve Drake. He's still trying to figure out where he is but FFF knows what he's doing. He's got a game plan ........
JOHN: Yeah, to climb the ladder and get the belt!
BRUCE: That's what everybody wants to do. Anyway, back to the match. FFF has the ladder leaning against the turnbuckle and he picks Drake up. FFF lays in a couple of punches before whipping Drake in the direction of the ladder but Drake reverses it and FFF goes crashing into the ladder!!! The crowd cheer for their champion ......... or are they cheering because FFF is hurt?
JOHN: It doesn't matter if they're cheering for Steve Drake or not! Ha ha haa!!
BRUCE: Enough of the mucking around, this is a Heavyweight Title match, a very important match to both wrestlers. FFF is still lying on the ground from the effects of going straight into the ladder. Drake has recovered now and he kicks FFF out of the ring and picks the ladder up out of the corner! Drake is now setting it up in the ring right under the Heavyweight Title that is hanging from the rafters!! He's gonna win it, John!
JOHN: I don't think so! FFF is pulling what looks like brass knuckles out of his pants and placing them around his fist!! That's an illegal object!! But I guess it's allowed because this is a hardcore match! FFF slides into the ring and Drake is now almost at the top moving very slowly!! He's still groggy from the massive powerslam he took early in this match. FFF speeds up the ladder and nails Drake right in the head with the brass knuckles on!!! Where did he get that energy?!?!! Drake falls down to the canvas and now FFF is going to go for the belt!!
BRUCE: Drake's getting back up!! How is he finding the strength to get back up!! FFF at the top now and is showing off to the crowd!! He doesn't know that Drake is climbing the ladder!! He doesn't know that Drake is standing opposite him!! He doesn't know that a punch is coming his way!!! BOOM! A big right hand from Steve Drake but FFF holds his position!!!
JOHN: FFF is holding onto the ladder with both hands! He can't fight back! So Drake just keeps punching him!! Punch after punch after punch, I don't think FFF can hold his grip for much longer! The crowd are up to punch 14 now and FFF still isn't down!!
BRUCE: FFF now slides down the ladder while Drake stares down at him. Just get the belt Steve!!! He must've heard me because he's now reaching for the belt!! But no!! FFF is shaking the ladder and Drake can't keep his balance on the top rung!! FFF is shaking it from side to side and Drake now falls off!!! And he lands on the ropes as well!!! Drake is down and FFF is climbing the ladder again!! Surely Drake has to get up!
JOHN: His neck landed on the top rope and now I think he's finding it hard to breathe. FFF is on the top rung and he's reaching for the belt ............. he got it!!! FFF wins!!!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner and new, PWF Heavyweight Champion .........
FUNKY FRANKY FUNCULO!
BRUCE: Funky Franky Funculo has won the PWF Heavyweight Title!! What an upset!!! Drake only had the title for one week and now it's been stripped away from him!!
JOHN: Uh oh, Drake looks hurt. He's holding his neck and wincing in pain. We need some paramedics out here now, the former Heavyweight Champ looks hurt bad.
BRUCE: So FFF wins the Heavyweight Title off Steve Drake. A great match.
Bug
VS
Spin-Efex
ANNOUNCER: Coming to the ring at this time, she stands at 6 foot and weighs in at 130 pounds, SPIN-EFEX!!
* "Who the hell are you" by Madison Avenure comes over the speakers as Spin-Efex walks out of the entrance way and down to the ring getting a huge pop from the capacity crowd. She enters the ring and waits for her opponent.*
ANNOUNCER: And now, making her entrance to the ring, standing at 5 foot 8 and weighing in at 134 pounds, BUG!!
* "I'm Just A Girl" by No Doubt blares throughout the stadium as Bug appears at the entrance ramp and walks down to the ring, mocking Spin-Efex. She calmly enters the ring and prepares to fight. *
BRUCE: A lot of hatred is standing right in that ring there, Bug and Spin-Efex have hated each other since day one. And poor Derek Fahey's in the middle of it all!
DING DING DING!
BRUCE:
This will be the last match for this week's PSN and here we go! Spin-Efex and Bug tangle .......... Spin-Efex spins around Bug and trips her up. Both wrestlers return to their feet now and prepare for another attack. This time Bug comes out on top with a full arm drag and twist. Spin-Efex is trying to find a way out of the move but it looks impossible. Bug takes Spin-Efex to the ground with the hold still on! This is great submission wrestling.
JOHN: Screw submission, I wanna see a fight!
BRUCE: John just might get his wish because now Bug is laying in some hard kicks to Spin-Efex's side! The crowd are booing as Bug continues to kick the living ........ stuff out of Spin-Efex. Bug brings Spin-Efex to her feet and sends her into the ropes ........... Spin-Efex comes back and gets leveled by a spinning heel kick! Nice move from Bug. The cover!
1 ................................. 2 ........ Spin-Efex kicked out.
JOHN: Bug picks Spin-Efex up once again and this time moves her over to the corner. Bug steps back for a moment here ....... Oh!!! A sharp kick to Spin-Efex's side!! And another one!! I didn't know she could do that!! Bug now with a standing dropkick and Spin-Efex goes down!! The crowd start up the boos again!
BRUCE: Now Bug doing a little showboating for the crowd but they don't seem to like it too much. Little does Bug know Spin-Efex is getting back up! Very slowly but she's getting there! Spin-Efex is up! Bug has her back turned and Spin-Efex is going for the After FX!! There it is!! But Bug moved!!! How did she know?!! I don't know how Bug moved out of the way then ............... the big screen! Bug was looking at the big screen and she saw Spin-Efex go for the After FX so she dodged out of the way!
JOHN: That's smart play from Bug. Spin-Efex is on the ground once again so Bug drops an elbow before picking her up. Bug bodyslams Spin-Efex back down and is moving over to the turnbuckle. This doesn't look good for Spin-Efex. She's in a bit of strife! Bug is on top and now she jumps but Spin-Efex lifts her knees up and Bug's frogsplash backfires!!! The crowd are right behind Spin-Efex now as she gets up and now she's going to the top rope!!
BRUCE: What's she gonna do off the top? Bug is laid out on the canvas while Spin-Efex stands on the top rope! Spin-Efex leaps off the top rope and lands right on Bug with a massive 450 splash!!! Spin-Efex stays on for the pin!
1 ............................... 2 .................. NO!! Bug lifted a shoulder!
JOHN: Spin-Efex is now signalling for the After FX once again! She picks Bug up and sets her up ....... AFTER FX!! NO!! Bug moved!! But Spin-Efex is back on her feet and she tries again from behind this time!! She got it!!! After FX from Spin-Efex!!!! Bug goes down and Spin covers her!
1 .............................. 2 ........................... 3!!!
ANNOUNCER: Your winner by way of pinfall .........
SPIN-EFEX!!
BRUCE:
Wow, what a match. Bug was in control most of the time but then Spin-Efex fought back and somehow came up with the win. When she ............ wait a second, something's going on here. Someone has come out to the ring ............. that's Derek Fahey!!! What's he doing out here?!!!
JOHN: I don't know but he's slided into the ring and he's right behind Spin-Efex! He taps her on the shoulder and she spins around ........... DEATH SLAM from Derek Fahey!!!! Oh my God!!!!! Spin-Efex is out!!! Is Derek getting back together with Bug or something?!!
BRUCE: He's now lifting Bug off her feet and she wraps her arms around him in a hug but Fahey manoevers out of it and Death Slams her as well!!!! Bug is out on the mat and Derek Fahey is now leaving the ring!! What the hell is he doing?!!! Just comes out here and Death Slams Spin and Bug!!
JOHN: What's going on?!! Folks, we're out of time! See you next week!!
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ROLEPLAY SCORES
2.5 extra pts awarded for every roleplay above the 3 minimum (4 for title holders).
Funky Franky Funculo = 71
Venom = 66.25
Jako = 53.25 (50.75 +2.5)
Mr. F*ckin' Schnyder = 50 DNQ
Steve "Eliminator" Drake = 56 DNQ
Downtown Dykesi = 48 DNQ
Jardell Thunda = 49 DNQ
Derek Fahey = 70 DNQ
George Agor = 69 DNQ