TV Title: Shark (C) Vs Tristram

(The camera focuses on the front row, where we see Krazed sitting in the front row. Pyro shoots up from the ramp as Broken by 12 Stones blares through the arena. Then as mist fills the stage A figure appears on the stage. As he bursts through the smoke we see that it is Tristram!!! He looks towards the camera with a huge smile on his face, shines up the Light Heavyweight Title belt and starts down the entrance ramp towards ringside. He slides into the ring, walks over to the far turnbuckle and raises his title belt into the air as the fans cheer and take pictures. He hops down from the top, as the music dies down. The arena goes dark. Then a dim blue light and fog fills the arena. The familiar Daa-DUM... DAAA-DUM comes over the arenas PA and the crowd erupts.The music grows faster and the intensity of the cheering crowd grows as well. The camera pans the cheering crowd and we see signs such as "We'll Miss the NFWA", and " L.A.-Home of the Shark Attack!!". The camera then focuses back on the entrance and the Shark emerges as the music switches to Tom Sawyer by RUSH. He steps from behind the curtain and throws his arm up into the air TD style as the crowd bust.He starts down the entrance ramp with the TV title draped over his shoulder, he climbs up the ring stairs and steps through the ropes as the crowd cheers and takes pictures. The lights return to normal, bot Tristram and Shark hand their belts over to referee Stephanie Jenkins and they go face to face as the bell sounds)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well, fans...here we go! TV Title on the line here, as Tristram goes 1 on 1 with the legendary Shark!

KT: You know what, Veej...tell me exactly how Shark is a legend? What did he ever do, he never held a World Title here in the NFWA...

VJ: Well...that may be true, but he was the 1st ever Intercontinental Champion! As these 2 men go eye to eye! Face to face...Shark...Shark laughing at Tristram...almost mocking his opponent--OH!!! Shark just pie-faced Tristram...

KT: Aww...being cocky! See...that's exactly what I mean about Shark! He is so full of himself that--WHOA!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! TRISTRAM FIRES RIGHT BACK WITH A HARD SLAP ACROSS THE FACE!!!!!!!!!

KT: What about that, Vince Johnson?! What about---OH!

VJ: And Shark comes right back with a Shark Bite sends Tristram to the canvas! And now look at Shark open up...stomping away! Putting the boots to Tristram! Shark...good God! He's choking him now! Shark...all over the Light Heavyweight Champion! My goodness! Referee Jenkins having to step in...

KT: Heh...what is she gonna do?

VJ: Shark...my goodness. No pun intended, but he has apparently gone off the deep end in the early stages of this one!

KT: Of course. You know, being the astute Broadcast Journalist that I am, I deducted a long time ago that Shark is a very insecure person!

VJ: Oh will you please...

KT: It's the truth! He goes on and on talking about how great he is, he's the Greatest I-C CHampion ever! And he does it all to hide the inadequecies he has in his own personal life! Look at him Vince!

VJ: Will you stop! Shark bringing Tristram over to the corner...OH! Hard chop right to the chest, and another ! And another! Shark lighting up the chest of the challenger! And now what's this...Shark with Tristram set up---OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! BEELING HIM ACROSS THE RING THE RING! HE DAMN NEAR THREW TRISTRAM INTO THE CENTRAL TIME ZONE!!! And this crowd...needless to say, is behind the Shark Attack!

KT: Like I said, these people are morons! Who they cheer or boo doesn't even matter!

VJ: Tristram now...back to his feet, and Shark right back on him with a clubbing forearm to the back of the head! And a Shark Bite sends him back into the buckle!!! Shark firmly in control here...boot to the midsection of Tristram! And another one! Shark now...with Tristram once again! It looks like Tristram could be going for another ride...Shark...another beel out of the--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM COUNTERS WITH A MONKEY FLIP!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: THE HUGE 300-PLUS POUNDER SHARK SENT FLYING RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! What a counter by Tristram, and look at Shark! He can't believe it!

KT: Well don't just sit there, you moron! You wanna keep that title, get off your ass and get back on him!

VJ: Shark getting back to his feet, but watch Tristram! Tristram waiting on him....he charges in...

KT: Oh...look out--

VJ: OH!!!!!!!! SPINNING HEEL KICK CATCHES HIM RIGHT ON THE JAW!!!!!!!!!!!! The cover by Tristram..1...2...NO! Shark able to get the shoulder up before the count of 3!!!! Tristram...just a count away from pulling this thing out!

KT: Yeah...and just a half a count away from stealing his friend's title!

VJ: What are you...stop trying to stir up trouble!

KT: I'm not! I'm not...it's just well...the boys in the back have been talking...

VJ: Don't even start that! Tristram headed back up top now...Shark got caught clean with that heel kick! He's trying to clear out to cobwebs, and Tristram...Tristram waiting for him up top! Shark using the ropes to pull himself back up! But watch Tristram! Shark turns around...

KT: LOOK OUT!!!!!!!

VJ: HIGH CROSS BODY--NOBODY HOME!!!!!!!! Shark able to move out of the way of that one...oh...and he doesn't look happy about that one.

KT: No...but I'm willing to bet that Sacarlet KV's got a grinning from ear to ear after that one!

VJ: Will you stop it?! Shark...whoa! Yanking Tristram back to his feet here! And now what's this...uh oh!

KT: Well...KV may not have to worry much longer!

VJ: Shark with Tristram set up on his shoulder with ease! Shark now...the very same move that Scarlet KV felt last night on the Slam...THE ATLANTIS EXPRESS!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM DRIVEN INTO THE CANVAS, AND THAT'LL DO IT! Hook of the leg...2...thr-NOO! Tristram able to kickout! And Shark is in shock! Shark...oh! Hammering away with right hands to the head of Tristram! Piston-like rights to the head! Shark...man!

KT: What bug crawled up his...leg this morning?

VJ: Well...yes, Shark does seem to be in a foul mood here tonight! He's been much more aggressive lately...much more than usual...perhaps still dealing with issues surrounding the death of Stacey Blitch...Shark bringing Tristram back to his feet here...OH! Slapping him across the face! Again! Returning the favor from the opening stages of this match...and watch this now! Shark with a handful of hair--TOSSING TRISTRAM UP AND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! AND TRISTRAM...man!

KT: Did you see his head hit off that mat!

VJ: Yes I did. And those mats...don't be fooled folks. That's not very much padding out there. He might as well be falling on the concrete floor, as Shark heads to the outside...what is he up to here?

KT: I dunno...something illegal no doubt.

VJ: Oh stop! Tristram trying to get his wits about him, and Shark just grabbed the stairs!

KT: See! Didn't I tell ya?!

VJ: Shark grabbing those stairs...alright now! This may be going too far! Shark bringing those stairs over to Tristram...

KT: If I was short, fat and unemployed, I'd probably be yelling STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL about now--OH WAIT!!!!!!!

VJ: DROPKICK--OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: DID YOU SEE THAT?!

VJ: Tristram dropkicking those stairs right back into the face of Shark! Those stairs landing right on top of Shark, and now Tristram going for to timekeeper's table...Tristram grabbing a chair!

KT: Oh great! Just what we need, more STEEL..-OH!

VJ: GOD!!! GOOD LORD!! TRISTRAM...BEATING THE HELL OUTTA THOSE STAIRS! SHARK TRAPPED UNDERNEATH THE STAIRS! REFEREE JENKINS TRYING TO GET TRISTRAM UNDER CONTROL--AND DOWN SHE GOES!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS, FOLKS!!!

KT: You best be careful Steph! Those lunatics will probably try to rape you in there!

VJ: Will you please?!?!?! (rolls eyes) Tristram now, with Shark...trying to put Shark back into the ring! Tristram...he could be getting set to pull this thing out! He could be getting ready to become the new TV Champion!

KT: This would be a very good time for KV to come out here and waffle him in the head with something big...BIG!

VJ: I'm begging you to leave KV alone! Shark now...staggering back to his feet--WHOA! Shark with a wild swing...

KT: He's knocked goofy!

VJ: Shark--WHOA! He almost hit the official!! Shark swinging at anything that moves...and watch Tristram...Tristram charges in...THERE'S...THE CHILL FACTOR!!!!!!!!!! THE CHILL FACTOR!!! Hook of the leg! He's got him here...NO!!!!!! Shark...just barely able to get the foot on the rope before the count of 3!!!! Just barely...

KT: And that was luck more than anything! If this was center of the ring, Tristram would've gotten the win!

VJ: For once, I agree with you on something.

KT: You should try it more often. I'm not the World's Greatest Broadcast Journalist for nothing, ya know.

VJ: Whatever. Tristram now...he looks as if he's ready to end this thing. Tristram waiting on Shark to get back to his feet...Shark...Shark still on spegetti legs after some of the shots he took on the outside...

KT: Watch Tristram, Veej! Watch him...

VJ: Shark back to his feet...Tristram charges in--OH NO!!!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM...HE WENT FOR A SPEAR, SHARK SIDE-STEPPED HIM, AND HE JUST WENT SAILING SHOULDER FIRST INTO THE POST!!!! TRISTRAM...

KT: That's a good way to separate your shoulder, Veej!

VJ: No kidding! Tristram...writhing in pain here, and watch Shark! Shark with Tristram--SINGLE ARM DDT!!!!!!!!! RIGHT ON THE INJURED ARM!!! Right on the injured arm of Tristram...and this crowd...my goodness! They are being given a treat here! What a match this is!

KT: Yeah...and I think the end may be near!

VJ: Shark smelling blood here. Stomping away at the arm of Tristram! OH! Hard kick right to the shoulder blade...and listen to Tristram scream in pain! Tristram...he is hurt badly here.

KT: If Shark were smart, he'd lock up a submission here...maybe a cross armbreaker or something. Tristram's in enough pain to where he may tap here!

VJ: And I think Shark's right on it! Shark bringing Tristram back to his feet...WINDING UP ON THE ARMBAR--AND LISTEN TO TRISTRAM SCREAM!!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM SCREAMING IN PAIN...AND SHARK WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE!!! Shark loving every moment of this!

KT: I swear, Veej...that is one sick guppy!

VJ: "Sick"...oh, I get it.

KT: Clever huh? I bet you'll be stealing that one every chance you get.

VJ: yeah, maybe. Shark once again...once again winding up on that arm of Tristram! Twisting up on that arm--HEY WAIT A MINUTE! TRISTRAM WITH A SMALL PACKAGE..

KT: WHAT?!!!

VJ: TRISTRAM...2....3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Broken"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA TV Champion: TRISTRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What the heck...

VJ: TRISTRAM WITH THE SMALL PACKAGE FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, AND WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!! WE'VE GOT A BRAND NEW TV CHAMPION, AND LOOK AT SHARK!!! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

KT: He can't believe it?! I can't believe it!

VJ: Tristram is a double champion, and look at Shark--UH OH! C'mon now...

KT: Oh! This could get good here!

(Shark tosses Stephanie Jenkins aside as she's preparing to hand the Title belt to Tristram. He snatches the title belt, pulls Tristram back to his feet, and looks him square in the eye)

KT: (smiling) What's this now...

VJ: Shark...Shark has just lost the TV Title...and now he's going face to face with Tristram! What is gonna happen here?! What is going through Shark's mind?!

KT: I don't know, but that TV Title belt may be going upside Tristram's head any moment now!

VJ: Shark staring Tristram down...Tristram in serious pain after hitting that ring post at full speed...and Shark...what is he gonna do?

KT: Hit him! HIT HIM!!! C'mon!

VJ: Shark...what's he...he just handed the title over to Tristram! What a display of sportsmanship...

KT: Awww!

("Broken" starts back up over the PA system as Shark raises Tristram's arm into the air. The crowd goes wild and gives both men a standing ovation)

VJ: Well fans...it's official.

KT: Yes...Shark is officially a hasbeen...

VJ: STOP! Tristram, the new TV Champion. Classy display on the behalf of Shark...I'm sure he'll have his day again! Congratulations go out to Tristram...

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Amy Dumas standing outside of the Angelfire VIP Room)

VJ: Well folks, backstage we have Amy Dumas, and Amy...have you received any word on the condition of T Money following that attack by those 2...well...ninjas earlier this evening?

AD: Well, no Vince. From what I heard, he's bleeding from the head...doctors are having a very hard time trying to stop to blood flow...meanwhile, my sources tell me that Psyko Stevo hasn't be seen all night long. No one knows where he is...the way things are going here tonight...it's unclear whether or not we'll be able to have that Hell in a Cell match later on!

VJ: Well...thank you Amy...I sincerely hope that we'll be able to have that match...

KT: Well I say it should be cancelled. Joanie never had the right to sign that match in the first place...

VJ: Would you rather Alyssa Sanders get burned?!

KT: Well...you know how much I love Alyssa, but that's T Money's title shot, he and he alone should have say in whether or not he's gonna put it on the line.

VJ: Well fans, still to come...

(The camera does a split screen showing bot Diamond and Joanie in separate locker rooms stretching for their match)

VJ: It's Diamond Vs Joanie! The right to choose the stipulations for that huge mixed Tag Match at SlamFest hangs in the balance, but what role will Panther play in this one? Will he be in Joanie's corner?! Stay tuned!

***Commercial***

("We be Like This" plays in the background and the scene opens in Philadelphia, where the camera pans the Philly skyline before switching focusing on Panther Arena, which is right next to Sniper Stadium)

VJ: Fans, welcome back to Showtime! We're live from LA, but there you see a shot of our home base, Philadelphia, PA, where earlier today, tickets went on sale for Maximum Carnage, which will be held in July! And guess who's there in attendance...

(The camera cuts to the interior of Panther Arena, where Kammy is surrounded by dozens of fans as she sits at an autograph booth)

VJ: Yes! There she is, the Queen of Beauty! Former 3 time Women's Champion, Kammy! And Kammy...how are things in Philly?

Kammy: It's great here. Um...everytime we come to Philly, the fans are enthusiastic...they're just wonderful here, and it's gonna be great to be back in Philly for the PPV in July! (crowd cheers/chants "Kammy")

VJ: Well Kammy...next Sunday night...SlamFest 2, you will square off against your arch-nemesis Alyssa Sanders with the Women's Title on the line! 2/3 falls, Kammy...are you ready?

Kammy: You're damn right, I'm ready. I mean, I've proven before that I can beat her, and the only way she's ever beaten me is through cheating! She's never been able to beat me fair and square, well ya know something Vinnie...next week at SlamFest, we're gonna be all alone! No Lyla Page! No Angelfire! Just me and her, 3 stages of HELL! And hell is exactly what it's gonna be for her! (laughs) You thought what Stevo did was bad...you ain't seen nothing yet! Because I promise that I will not only light her on fire, but I will also--OH!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!

KT: Who in the world...

VJ: We've got a crazed fan attacking Kammy!!!! We've got...get her outta there!! My goodness...

KT: What in the world...

(Security guards rush the scene and drag the pink-haired female away from the scene. Nearby offcials check on Kammy as the camera cuts back to the Staples Center with Kevin and Vince)

VJ: Fans...oh my goodness!

KT: You see what I was telling you about those idiots in Philly? Thank God we got Panther from out of control of this company?

VJ: What do you mean "we"?! (sighs) That's an unfortunate situation with Kammy...and that young lady...whoever she is, will be facing some jailtime, without a doubt!

KT: Most definitely. I'm not a Kammy fan, but one thing's for sure, fans shouldn't put their hands on a performer. That's just crossing the line...and I hope that young lady's momma has some bail money saved up, cuz she's headed straight to jail!

VJ: My God!

Non-Title: World Class Superstars Vs the Natural Disasters

("You Could Be Mine" by Guns and Roses hits the PA as the Natural Disasters appear at the top of the ramp. Glacier leads the team to the ring as the monster Iceberg keeps a watch out for anyone appearing from behind or in the crowd. The two get in the ring and pose for a few seconds when suddenly the lights go out and gold spotlights appear on the entrance. The "Olympic Theme Song" blasts over the PA and gold fireworks fall from the ceiling as the NEW NFWA Tag Team Champions walk out and pose at the top of the ramp. DJP slides into the ring, as Kerrboski casually walks up the steps. Once in the ring both men get on the turnbuckles and show off their Tag Team Titles.)

VJ: Well it was less than 24 hours ago that the World Class Superstars regained the NFWA Tag Team Titles...

KT: Might I add... they are 3 TIME NFWA TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

VJ: Thanks Kevin. You are such a help to everyone... really, you are.

KT: I've had just about enough of you Johnson.

VJ: Anyway, for those of you who didn't know this match is NON TITLE at the Superstars request might I add.

KT: Of course it is NON TITLE you idiot! That would be unconstitutional or something if the Superstars had to defend their Titles the night after they won them. Good Lord are you some kind of dumbass? I mean seriously Johnson.. the Superstars are still recovering after the gave T-Money such an ass... well nevermind.

VJ: Yeah..

Ding, Ding, Ding!!

VJ: There's the bell and it looks as if Glacier and Kerrboski will be starting this match... Collar and Elbow Tie-up here and Kerrboski takes an early advantage with a Headlock... OWW!! Snap Mare Takeover and look at Kerrboski.. he's mocking Glacier!

KT: Of course he is mocking that ignoramous.. look at him!

VJ: Okay.. DJP.

KT: Huh?

VJ: Argh! Nevermind... Kerrboski whips Glacier into the ropes... misses the Clothesline.. MY GOODNESS! Glacier with a head of steam knocks Kerrboski down with a Dropkick. Back up... another one!! Kerrboski on his feet once again... CLOTHESLINE! And that sends Kerrboski right out of the ring on to the floor and this crowd is starting to come to!

KT: Damnit! What a load of malarky! You can't do that to World Class Athlete's!

VJ: And now look at Kerrboski... he is taking his time getting back into the ring keeping a close eye on Glacier.

KT: Of course he is... that Glacier is one sneaky SOB.

VJ: Now what is this... as soon as Kerrboski steps in the ring he makes the tag to DJP. And now DJP ready to go at it with Glacier.. but OH MY! GLACIER JUST TAGGED IN THE MONSTER... he just tagged in ICEBERG!

KT: Oh no...

VJ: This isn't good for DJP... what the hell? DJP runs right at Iceb--... OOOUUUCH!!!! Iceberg has him by the throat! He has him by the throat! Wait a minute...

KT: Ah what a relief.. Kerrboski is coming into the ring.

VJ: And now Iceberg just dropped DJP and he is running after Kerrboski, but Kerrboski just jumped out of the ring to the outside.. OH MY! DJP WITH A LOW BLOW!

KT: Let's go DJP! C'mon.. TOTALLY whip his BUTT!

VJ: And now DJP... Side Russian Leg Sweep on the big man... I can't believe he got him off his feet! That was definetly impressive on the part of DJP! And now DJP into the ropes... he drops a knee to the face of Iceberg. There's a cover.. 1.. 2..! GOOD GOD! Did you just see that!? Iceberg just tossed DJP off him and MY GOODNESS he went halfway across the ring.

KT: (Under his breath) Shit!

VJ: What was that?

KT: Huh? Oh.. nothing.

VJ: Iceberg has DJP in the corner now... IRISH WHIP and here comes Iceberg with the follow-up! OH MY GOD! DJP HAS BEEN SQUASHED LIKE A BUG! Iceberg has just annhilated him in the corner and what's this--.. Oh no.. There's another Irish Whip and Iceberg makes the tag to Glacier.

KT: C'mon DJP! You can do it buddy! We have faith in you... you're a SUPERstar!

VJ: Iceberg whips Glacer... REVERSAL.. WAIT--.. REVERSED AGAIN! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! DJP IS DEAD! ICEBERG WITH ANOTHER AVALANCHE! HOLY HELL!

KT: We need some paramedics out here!

VJ: DJP IS OUT! And this crowd... they like what they see!

KT: That' s because these people are SICK SICK HUMAN BEINGS!

VJ: No... that's because these people enjoy watching ignorant, immature buttheads getting their BUTTS KICKED!

KT: (gasps) Ahhh! How could you call these two ignorant? Or... immature!?

VJ: PUHHHH-LEEEEASE! Do I need to even begin here? Seriously.. you saw what they did earlier!

KT: What the hell are you talking about Veej? Huh?

VJ: With JET LI! My God.. the poor young lad is trying to shoot a movie and these two jackasses come in and disrupt things because they are both immature assholes who have no respect for anyone or anything!

KT: You better take that back right now! How could you say that about the World Class Super--

VJ: DDT! DDT! Glacier with a DDT on DJP and here is the cover... 1, 2, THR-!!! NO! NO! NO! DJP KICKED OUT! HOW THE HELL!?

KT: See... he is a SUPERstar!

VJ: Now Glacier is talking with the referee... he thought he had the match won! I couldn't blame him though. The way Iceberg knocked the snot out of DJP...

KT: He didn't knock the snot out of him... he just cheated that's all!

VJ: HUH!? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!? HE CHEATED! MY GOD!

KT: Calm down Johnson! God...

VJ: Wait what's this.. DJP ROLLS GLACIER UP! ONLY GETS 2! That was close folks, but Glacier kicked out! This match isn't over yet.

KT: Damn right it isn't! Have the Superstars pinned anyone yet?

VJ: No they hav...

KT: I didn't think so!

VJ: DJP is up now and he goes to the middle rope... it looks as though he is measuring up Glacier. OHHH! Double Axe Handle and Glacier goes down... THERE'S THE TAG! KERRBOSKI IN!

KT: Yep.. it's over now!

VJ: Kerrboski picks Glacier up now... OUCH! A right hand directly to the face of Glacier and there's a whip into the ropes... Kerrboski.. CLOTHESLINE! NO! He misses.. Glacier ducked that... Now Glacier with his chance. OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! KERRBOSKI WITH A STRAIGHT DOWN! KERRBOSKI JUST HIT A STRAIGHT DOWN ON GLACIER!

KT: Thank you GOD! I knew Kerrboski could do it! YES!

VJ: Now Iceberg coming into the ring to make a save... DJP JUST LEVELED HIM OUT OF NOWHERE! MY GOODNESS!

KT: DAMN RIGHT!

VJ: And now the referee looking after DJP and Iceberg... it looks as though Kerrboski is waiting for Glacier to get up...

KT: Hehe... BOSKI SLAM TIME BABY!

VJ: I have a feeling you may be right.. WHAT THE HELL!?

KT: HEY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT LITTLE BITCH DOING!?

VJ: THAT... THAT.. that's JET LI! JET LI through the crowd and SWEET JESUS! MY GOD! JET LI just leveled Kerrboski with a ROUNDHOUSE! JET LI with a ROUNDHOUSE ON KERRBOSKI!

KT: What the F*CK!?

VJ: SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE! The referee is in the ring... ONE, TWO, THREE!!! IT'S OVER! GLACIER JUST LOCKED IN A SMALL PACKAGE AND PINNED KERRBOSKI!

Ding, Ding, Ding!!

Announcer: Here are your winners, the Natural Disasters!!!!

KT: BULLSHIT! How the hell does that little communist bastard come into an NFWA Arena and cost the WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS A MATCH!?

VJ: They attacked him early Taylor.. what do you want!?

KT: That was a freakin' accident! This... damnit! This a travesty! This is a freakin' felony! Jet Li should go back to freakin' China where his Judo ass belongs!

VJ: Aww quit you're crying!

KT: F*CK YOU!

VJ: My goodness look at the Superstars.. they ARE LIVID!

KT: As well they should be.. what a load of CRAP!

VJ: Well folks we'll have more on this later... but right now, we've got Rosie Sanchez backstage with Panther! Rosie...

(The scene cuts to the interview area, where Rosie Sanchez is standing with Panther.)

RS: Fans, I'm back here with Panther, and in just a few moments, your wife Diamond will be locking up with your ex-fiancee...Joanie. Now...there's been a lot of controversy between you three this week...Joanie claiming that you 2 are together...even going as far as to say that you'll be in her corner here tonight against Diamond. Now last night on the Slam, we saw you come to Joanie's aid not once...but twice. And then earlier tonight, she helped you out in your match against Firestorm. Now Panther...I've known you for more than a few years, and keeping in mind the feelings that you once held...and maybe still do hold for Joanie, I'm gonna ask you point blank...here tonight...Showtime...who do you side with. You wife...or you ex?

(The crowd clamors inside the arena as Panther puts his head down and stares at the floor for a moment. He then looks up at Rosie with a slight smile on his face)

Panther: You know...I haven't had the chance to tell my side of the story as far as what's gone down this week with Joanie and Di...hell, Di won't even speak to me...(chuckles) but you wanna know who I'll stand by? Joanie or Diamond? Well first things first...I love my wife, Rosie. I love her with all my heart, and I would NEVER do anything to hurt her. (brief pause) But Joanie...ya know...I'll admit it...after everything she's done over the past month...turning her back on Diamond...screwing me out of the CEO's position...after all the things she's done, believe it or not, I've got feelings for her too...

RS: So...what are you saying?

Panther: Take that however the hell you wanna. See...I've known Di for...what...a year...year and a half...me and Joanie go back a long time...without her...without her I dunno if I'd be who I am today. And I hurt her, Rosie...believe me...I made the mistake of putting my business ahead of her. I made the mistake of putting Diamond ahead of her. After all she's done for me over the years...Rosie, I neglected her. I ignored her feelings...which is why I don't blame her for being mad at me. I don't blame her for doing the things she's done lately! (pause) See Rosie...I owe Joanie...I owe her a lot. And tonight...heh...let's just say tonight...I'm gonna take the first step in paying her back. (Turns and walks away)

VJ: What the hell does that mean?! What did Panther mean by that?!?!?! Fans, stay with us!!!!!

****Commercial****

(The scene opens backstage, where we see Joanie walking through the hallways towards the ring, when suddenly she's confronted by Tina. She doesn't look happy)

Joanie: (smiles) Hey sis!

Tina: (forced smile) Joanie...do you remember what we talked about the other night?

Joanie: Yeah, and I said I'd take care of everything...

Tina: Listen! I don't know exactly what you're up to...I could really care less what's going on between you and Panther...but let me make something clear. You may be my sister...you may be my flesh and blood...but if you lose this match for me, Joanie...(giggles) you, my dear sister, will be very...very...sorry. (smiles sweetly) K?!

Joanie: (smiles back) Tina...like I told you before...(grips her up by her blouse) IT'S TAKEN CARE OF!!!!!!!!

(Joanie walks off with a smile on her face, as we cut to A very HIGH...light video!!!!!!! "Addictive" by Truth Hurts ft. Rakim plays in the background as we go back to the 4/12 FNS, where Joanie turns her back on Diamond, allowing Tina to assault her with a chair and kill her unborn child. We then see clips of her IHG promo, where she gives her reasons for turning on Diamond, clips of this past week's Gear, where Diamond attacks Joanie at the top of the show, confronting Panther about the thong in the limo, and walking in on Panther and Joanie kissing. Finally, the video ends with clips from Joanie's promo from FNS, where she claims that Panther will be in her corner for the match...and all kinds of clips of them beating the hell out of each other. When the video ends, the camera cuts out to ringside for the match)

Joanie Vs Diamond

("Survivor" by Destiny's Child starts up over the PA system and flashing green and purple spotlights flash over the entrance. The house lights dim, white sparks shoot up from the stage and the crowd gives a surprisingly mixed reaction as Joanie steps out from the locker room with a huge smile on her face. She places her hands on her hips, looks around the arena for a moment before starting down the entrance ramp towards the ring. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes, walks towards the main camera and raises her hands in the air for a mild pop from the crowd. The music dies down, Joanie walks over to a far corner and "Supergirl" by Krystal Harris hits the PA system. Purple and red spotlights flash over the entrance and the crowd goes wild as Diamond steps out from the locker room and starts down the ramp with a look of determination on her face. She slides into the ring, and immediately goes after Joanie, who bails out to the arena floor)

VJ: Whoa! Diamond wasting no time going after Joanie, and Joanie makes a dive to the outside!!!

KT: Well...for once, the woman has made a smart move tonight. I mean, as angry as Diamond is, I wouldn't get in there with her...and I'm a man!

VJ: Referee Alan Cooper trying to hold Diamond back...my goodness look at the look on her face!!! Diamond...she wants Joanie in the worst way, and Joanie knows it! Joanie...taunting Diamond from outside of the ring!

KT: That's a smart tactic by Joanie. I mean...she makes Diamond mad enough, and eventually, she's gonna make a mistake. Remember Vince, this is about more than Panther's and Diamond's love life...this match will have a definite impact on the future of the NFWA!

VJ: The bell yet to sound here. Joanie still on the outside...the official trying his best to keep Diamond under contro--OOOH!!!!!!

(A HUGE pyro blast explodes on stage and "Line 'Em Up" hits the PA system. Flashing red and bluish white spotlights flash over the stage, as a dark figure emerges through a cloud of smoke)

VJ: No!!! No...Kevin...tell me that's not who I think it is! Tell me that's not...

KT: IT'S PANTHER!!!!!

VJ: (sighs) Panther...Panther on his way out to ringside with a chair, and look at the look on Diamond's face!

KT: Look at the look on Joanie's face! She looks like she's gonna have to have that smile surgically removed from her face!

VJ: I really don't know what to make of this, folks. Panther on his way down the ramp...but who is he coming for? Is he coming for his wife, Diamond...or his ex, Joanie?

KT: Well, we're going to find out right here! Look at this!

(Panther stops at the bottom of the ramp, and goes face to face with Joanie. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and chants of "Panther, Panther" echo through out the arena as the two look into one another's eyes. Then, Joanie wraps her arms around Panther, Panther puts his arms around her waists, leans in and gives her a BIG kiss on the lips. The crowd is stunned)

VJ: OH...MY...

KT: Veej...what the...

VJ: Panther kissing Joanie!! My God, Panther...does this...

KT: Is this what he meant by paying her back?!

VJ: I have no clue! Apparently, Panther IS in Joanie's corner! Panther is siding with Joanie...oh no, watch Diamond! Diamond headed to the outside...

KT: Joanie...if you're smart you'll get away! Get away...

VJ: Joanie just spotted Diamond, and she looks to be taking your advice! Joanie getting outta dodge and--OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND JUST SPEARED PANTHER!!!!!!! DIAMOND...DIAMOND IS ALL OVER PANTHER!!!!! DIAMOND IS BEATING THE HELL OUTTA PANTHER...AND I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, BUT HE DESERVES EVERY BIT OF IT!!!!!!

KT: Now wait a minute, Veej! Diamond stole her man!

VJ: I don't give a damn! Panther married Diamond! He married Diamond, and he has no business doing what he's done to Diamond! He should be ashamed of himself!

KT: Well...I guess we can kiss the NFWA goodbye, because Panther's and Diamond's relationship is DEAD!

VJ: Yeah, and so will Joanie in a minute! Diamond now stalking Joanie here! Diamond with tears in her eyes...following Joanie up the ramp, and look at Joanie! Joanie trying to reason with Diamond!

KT: I think it's way too late for that now.

VJ: No kidding! Diamond getting closer to Joanie! Following her up to the stage...

KT: Look out Joanie!

VJ: Diamond charges in with a sp--NO! Joanie catches her with a kick right to the top of the head...oh she's got a chain!!!! Joanie with a metal chain, and she just wrapped it around the throat of Diamond!!!!!!! JOANIE CHOKING DIAMOND WITH THAT CHAIN...

KT: It's like Deja vu, isn't it, Veej?

VJ: We've got officials out here...Joanie cinching up on that chain...Diamond being absolutely choked out--DAMN IT! GET HER OFF OF HER!!!! Can somebody...

KT: Now wait a minute, Veej! Didn't Diamond say she wanted Joanie 1 on 1?

VJ: 1 on 1 is one thing! Joanie's trying to kill her!!! Diamond gasping for air...her face beginning to turn a bright crimson...as these officials...FINALLY able to pull Joanie off of her!

KT: Yeah...Veej, remember, you talk about Diamond wanted Joanie...believe me, Joanie wants Diamond just as badly! She wants to hurt her...she wants to destroy her for all of the pain she's caused her over the last year!

VJ: Well she's doing a good job so far. Diamond...trying to catch her breath up on that stage...and look at Joanie! Wrapping that chain around her fist! This doesn't look good for Diamond!

KT: But it's certainly looking good for Angelfire!!!!

VJ: Diamond getting back to her feet...watch Joanie! Joanie charges in at Diamond--DIAMOND DUCKS THE CHAIN!!!! Diamond able to duck that right hand--OH MY!!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A BIG FOREARM SHOT!!!!!!! JOANIE TAKEN RIGHT OFF OF HER FEET!!!!!!!! Joanie goes down hard, and now look at Diamond! DIAMOND'S GOT THE CHAIN!!!!!!!

KT: Now Veej, you know this isn't legal!

VJ: Well what's good for the goose is good for the gander! Joanie trying to pull herself back to her feet, but watch Diamond!! This crowd is on its feet...

KT: Look out, Joanie! Look out--NO!

VJ: DIAMOND JUST WRAPPED THAT CHAIN AROUND THE THROAT OF JOANIE!! AND--OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! DIAMOND!!!!!! DIAMOND CHOKING THE LIFE OUTTA JOANIE!!! CHOKING THE LIVING HELL...IT'S DEAFENING IN HERE!!!!!!!!

KT: THIS IS SICK!!!!!!!!

VJ: DIAMOND WANTS TO HURT JOANIE IN THE WORST WAY...AND LOOK AT THIS NOW!!! DIAMOND DRAGGING JOANIE DOWN THE RAMP WITH THAT CHAIN!!!! DRAGGING HER BY HER THROAT! JOANIE GASPING FOR AIR NOW...

KT: And these sick, blood-thirsty idiots are enjoying every bit of this!!! Somebody help her!!!!

VJ: Joanie trying everything she can to get that chain from around her neck, but Diamond...she is possessed!!! Diamond dragging Joanie down the ramp! Officials trying to....oh wait a MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND GOING AFTER PANTHER AGAIN!!!! DIAMOND GOING AFTER PANTHER ONCE AGAIN!!!!

KT: HAHA!

VJ: Diamond...my goodness, she has snapped! The woman has absolutely snapped, and now she's got Joanie by the hair! Diamond now...bringing Joanie back to her feet...and she tosses her back into the ring! Diamond...

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well folks, there's the bell, and this one is underway!!! Joanie finally in the ring, and where's Diamond going?

KT: I dunno, but I sure hope she's not coming over here!

VJ: Diamond...she looks to be headed over to the timekeeper's table...oh good God, she's got the bell!!!! Diamond just snatched the ring bell...and now she's headed into the ring!!! Diamond headed back into the ring with that bell! Joanie's out on her feet, and now watch Diamond! Diamond's gonna clock Joanie with the bell...

KT: YEAH, DIAMOND! HIT HER!!!!!!!!!!! HIT HER AND GET DISQUALIFIED!!!!! GO ON!!!! DO IT!!!!

VJ: Diamond...that's right. If she uses that bell, this match will be awarded to Diamond...which means that Tina and Firestorm get to choose the stipulations for SlamFest!

KT: Yes! Go on! Do it, Diamond! Do it!!!

VJ: Diamond...I think she just came to her senses there! Diamond having 2nd thoughts...and now handing the bell over to the official, and that's the smart thing to do!

KT: Yes...who'da thunk that airhead could ever make an intelligent decision in her--

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!! JOANIE JUST NAILED DIAMOND WITH KNUX!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What?!

VJ: I said Joanie...the referee was getting rid of the bell, and she just waffled Diamond with those brass knux!

KT: Are you sure?

VJ: I'M SITTING RIGHT HERE, DAMN IT! Diamond is out like a light! The ref didn't see a thing! Don't tell me it's gonna end like this! Joanie with the cover...DON'T TELL ME...2...OH!!!!!!!!!!! SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!

VJ: DIAMOND GOT THE SHOULDER UP! THIS MATCH IS STILL ON!!!!

KT: How the heck did she kick outta brass knu--I mean after that educated punch from Joanie?

VJ: Educated punch my ass! She's cheating!

KT: You know, you're language is out of control tonight!

VJ: So sue me! Joanie thought she had this thing, and she is livid! Joanie dragging Diamond back to her feet...OH! Hard forearm shot sends her back to the canvas! And a hard kick to the chest of Diamond...as Panther looks on from the outside! Watch Joanie...Joanie hits off the ropes...and DRIVES the elbow right into the jaw of Diamond! There's a cover...hook of the leg...and--NO! Diamond kicks out once again! And Joanie...beefing with the official about the count.

KT: Forget it, Joanie! Do you know what's riding on the line here?!

VJ: I wonder if Panther knows what's riding on the line here! I just don't get this! What would possess him to come out here in support of the woman who basically killed his unborn child?! What would possess him to come out here and support the woman who may be responible for the downfall of the NFWA?!

KT: Veej...never question the power of true love! Face it...Panther and Joanie are soulmates!

VJ: Soulmates my ass! Joanie with Diamond now...hard Irish whip sends Diamond bouncing off the buckle! Joanie sends her to the other side...Diamond off the buckle once again...and she walks right into a sleeper from Joanie!!!!!!!! Joanie...well executed sleeper!

KT: And she's got it cinched in deep! Diamond...she could be going beddy-bye here!!!

VJ: This crowd has been on its feet from the start of this one, and right now they're trying to get behind Diamond...who I really don't think has recovered from that shot with the knux a few moments ago!

KT: It was a clean fist!

VJ: I SAW THE KNUX WITH MY OWN EYES!

KT: Well go back down to the Salvation Army and get new ones, because I didn't see a thing!

VJ: (sighs) Diamond dropping to a knee here...and Joanie...she's got a smile on her face a mile wide! She's gonna put Diamond to sleep here, and Angelfire will win the right to choose the stips for SlamFest, and who knows what they'll do to back Panther and Diamond into a corner!

KT: Um...do you really think Diamond will team with Panther after this?

VJ: Highly unlikely. And this is just...just a shame. With so much riding on the line here, we need Panther and Diamond to be as unified as possible...

KT: Well it looks like the only person she's being unified with now is the Sandman, because Diamond is out cold!

VJ: You may be right...a look of concern on the face of Panther as the official...yeah, she's out! Diamond not moving at all!

KT: Check her, Cooper! Check her!!!!!

VJ: The official preparing to checks the arms! If it drops 3 times, Joanie will win this thing...here we go! The arm goes up once...and it drops!!!

KT: (sinister laugh)

VJ: The referee...checking the arm a second time...it drops once again!

KT: It's all sewn up, Veej! It's just like she told Tina..."It's all taken care of!" Diamond is done! Any second now!

VJ: And look at Joanie...winking at Panther! She's got this thing in the bag...and it looks like Angelfire will have there way next week at SlamFest--OH MAN! IT STAYED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Huh?

VJ: THE ARM STAYED UP!!! THE ARM...DIAMOND STILL HAS SOME FIGHT LEFT IN HER!

KT: Well beat it outta her, Joanie! C'MON!

VJ: OH! Joanie now hammering away upon Diamond with right hands! Rapid-fire rights to the head...and she cinches right back up with the chinlock!

KT: Smart move by Joanie! Wear he down!!! Put her out!

VJ: Joanie's strategy seems to be to cut off the air from Diamond's body...a strategy that's been somewhat successful thus far...but this crowd is solidly behind Diamond! This crowd rallying behind the former 3 time Women's Champ...

KT: But listen! We've got some "Joanie" chants as well! They LOVE Joanie here in LA!

VJ: Well...I dunno about that! Joanie once again...hammering away to the jaw of Diamond...as this crowd gets louder...and louder...and Diamond trying to fight back!!!!!!!! Diamond...trying to reach down deep and pull something out!!! Trying to do anything she can to escape this hold!

KT: It's no use, Veej! These morons might as well shut up, because...

VJ: OH! Joanie slamming Diamond's head hard into the mat! Diamond's head hitting hard off the canvas, and watch Joanie now! Dragging Diamond out towards the center of the ring...what is she doing here?

KT: I dunno!

VJ: Joanie now...uh oh! Joanie climbing the ropes here! Joanie...climbing to the 2nd turnbuckle! Diamond down in the center of the ring and...(mixed reaction from the crowd) well..Joanie showboating for the fans here...

KT: This is it, Vinnie...OH!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: ELBOW DROP MISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: (bangs desk) DARN IT JOANIE!

VJ: Diamond able to roll out of the way at the last split second...and Joanie got nothing but mat! This could be just the opportunity that Diamond needs!

KT: Maybe, but Joanie's definitely got the advantage here. Joanie's got the stamina! She's used th holds! Diamond's got an uphill battle here, and she forgot her hiking boots! She's not gonna be able to overcome this.

VJ: Maybe...but we've seen Diamond pull off some amazing feats before, as Joanie now...handful of hair, brings Diamond back to her feet--hey! Rake at the face by Diamond...

KT: That is so cheap!

VJ: Call it what you will...Diamond able to create a bit of space from Joanie...but Joanie comes right back at her with a forearm shot to the back of the head!!! And another one sends Diamond into the ropes! Irish whip here...Diamond off the ropes...back body drop coming--NO!!!!!!!!!!! Diamond caught Joanie with her head down!!!! She just rocked Joanie with a boot to the head...follows it up with a boot to the midsection---OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!!!!!!!

VJ: DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!! THE DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND HIT IT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!!!!

KT: GET UP, JOANIE!!! GET UP!!!!!!!!

VJ: DIAMOND...JOANIE IS DOWN!!! DIAMOND...CRAWLING OVER! CAN SHE...YES!!!!!!! COVER BY DIAMOND...2...THR--

KT: NO, NO!!! SHE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! JOANIE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!!!!!

VJ: What a battle this is!!!! Diamond and Joanie...it just goes to show what kind of intense hatred exists between these 2 women! Both women...almost refusing to accept defeat here!

KT: Well Diamond might as well accept it, because she's got no chance in hell of winning this thing!

VJ: Both women trying to get back to their feet! This thing has been nothing short of a war, as Joanie now...trying to shake off the cobwebs! As is Diamond! Joanie now...OH!!! Hard right hand to the face of Diamond!!!! And Diamond fires right back with one of her own!!!!!!!!!! Diamond and Joanie...

KT: This thing has just boiled down to a slugfest, Vince!

VJ: These 2 women trading blows in the center of the ring...oh! Diamond cinches up a headlock! Perhaps trying to even the score--OOOOH NO!!!!!!

KT: Aww man!

VJ: Diamond...Diamond just shoved right into the official! The referee goes down hard...and Joanie right back on Diamond with a right hand!!! Another one has the former Women's Champion reeling! And watch Joanie here...Irish whip sends Diamond into the buckle! Joanie...

KT: Uh oh, Veej! You know what we're gonna see here?!

VJ: Hell yeah I do! Diamond in the buckle! Joanie setting up for it! Yes...handspring elbow by Joanie--OH!!!!!!!! SHE MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What?!

VJ: Diamond able to move out of the way, and Joanie got all buckle! Joanie got all buckle, and watch Diamond now! Diamond going for one of her own!! Diamond...

KT: JOANIE!!! JOANIE!!!!!!!

VJ: DIAMOND ELBOW!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!! THE DIAMOND ELBOW CONNECTS...RIGHT ONTO THE SIDE OF THE JAW OF JOANIE...AND WATCH DIAMOND!!!! DIAMOND HAS JOANIE IN THE CORNER HERE!!! DIAMOND COULD BE GOING FOR THE KILL!!!

KT: Damn it, Joanie! Remember what Tina said!!!!

VJ: Diamond climbing the turnbuckles! Diamond's got Joanie hooked...

KT: Fight it, Joanie! Fight it!

VJ: This crowd making some noise! Diamond with Joanie set up...for the...DIAMOND...DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE!!!! Joanie dropped right on her head! Diamond with a cover...1...2...3!!!!!!!!! WE DON'T HAVE A REF, DAMN IT!!!!

KT: No we don't, Veej! We don't have an official to count the fall, and it's all because of Diamond's reckless behavior!

VJ: oh please! Diamond now...trying to awake the official! She had the match won right there!

KT: GET UP, JOANIE!!!!!!!

VJ: Diamond trying to revive Alan Cooper...what is Joanie doing?! Joanie going back into her tights...she's got those knux again!!!!

KT: Knux?!

VJ: Yes!

KT: Veej, I'll have you know that that's the latest fashion here in LA! It's like a new-age version of a charm braclet!

VJ: Oh please! Joanie with those damn knux...stalking Diamond! Di...c'mon, Di! Turn around! Joanie from behind...

KT: HAHA--NO! WAIT...

VJ: OH!!!! DIAMOND SAW HER COMING AND CATCHES HER WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! AND ANOTHER ONE! AND A 3RD SENDS JOANIE INTO THE ROPES!!!! Diamond with an Irish whip now...Joanie ducks the clothesline coming off!! Once again, Joanie off the ropes--OH NO!!!!

KT: YES!!!! YES!!!

VJ: SHE GOT CAUGHT!!! DIAMOND GOT CAUGHT PUTTING THE HEAD DOWN!!!!! Joanie...

KT: This is it, Vinnie!

VJ: Joanie with Diamond here...OH MY!!! THE REAL DEAL!!!!!!!!! THE REAL DEAL!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND JUST PLANTED IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: IT'S OVER INDEED!!!!! Diamond's neck just folded up like an accordion, and the official starting to come to!!! Referee Cooper...Joanie with the cover, damn it, I can't believe it!!! Joanie's actually gonna get this thing, here! Referee Cooper with the count.......................2...............3!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! NOT 3!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT 3!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT, DAMN IT, DAMN IT!!!!!

VJ: What does Joanie hafta do to beat Diamond?!

KT: That was a slow count, Veej! That was slow and you know it was!!!

VJ: Diamond refusing to give in, and Joanie is livid! Joanie...now she's headed to the outside! Earlier it was Diamond, now Joanie headed to the timekeeper's table...and she just grabbed herself a chair! Joanie tossing a chair into the ring here...

KT: Now wait a minute, Joanie! You don't wanna get yourself DQ'd!

VJ: Joanie tossing that chair into the ring...the referee still out of it after being KO'd earlier on! And watch Joanie now...Diamond starting to stir after that huge powerbomb from Joanie! Diamond beginning to move, and Joanie is measuring her with that steel chair! Joanie...she's gonna hit Diamond with that cha--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!?!?!?!

VJ: PANTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE...WHAT DID HE DO?!?!?!? WHAT DID HE JUST DO?!?!

VJ: HE JUST WAFFLED JOANIE UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR OF HIS OWN!!!!! JOANIE...MY GOD SHE IS DOWN!!!! JOANIE IS DOWN...AND THIS CROWD...THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! HELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

KT: Can somebody tell me what's going on here?!

VJ: Panther has Diamond now!!! Panther dragging Diamond...pulling his wife on top of Joanie!!!! Joanie...she is out like a light!!!

KT: Referee...did you just see that?!

VJ: The ref...I don't think he saw a damn thing! Panther back to the floor...and watch Diamond...Diamond...she hooks the leg!!! Alan Cooper down for the count...

KT: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: 1.................2................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Supergirl"

Announcer: Here is your winner: DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: DIAMOND HAS DONE IT!!! DIAMOND HAS DEFEATED JOANIE!!!!

KT: THANKS TO PANTHER!!!!! THANKS TO THAT DAMN...ARRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Panther...I really don't know...what the hell just happened here?!

KT: That son of a...he just double crossed Joanie!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness! Folks, Diamond wins...that means that Angelfire loses the right to choose the stips at SlamFest! Angelfire comes out on the losing end here tonight...and look at Panther...Panther now with Diamond...carrying her out of the ring! Diamond is spent! She is exhausted! She just went through hell and back, and she has walked out victorious!!!!

KT: Vince...this is bull! This is bull, and you know it's bull!

VJ: Panther has made his decision folks! He made the right decision!!!!

(Panther carries Diamond back up the ramp towards the locker room as the crowd cheers in the background. The camera then cuts backstage, where Amy Dumas is standing in front of the Angelfire VIP room. There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the inside)

VJ: Well Amy Dumas back there in front of the Angelfire room...Amy?!

AD: Well folks...as you can here, things not going very well in the Angelfire dressing room. Tonight has not been an Angelfire night, that's for sure.

KT: Amy, have you had any word on T Money's condition?

AD: Um...well...doctors are advising him not to compete tonight after the injury. They're still trying to stop the bleeding...they think he'll need stitches..folks, he's a bloody mess, meanwhile! Psyko Stevo has been a no-show! No one's seen him tonight! He hasn't called! We've called his hotel room, he won't answer...it's just a hectic situation here tonight...

KT: Amy...you do realize the Hell in a Cell match is scheduled next!

AD: I know...I'm trying as best I can to get you guys information...it's just a whole lotta confusion back here!

VJ: Well...thank you Amy. Fans, we've gotta take yet another commercial break. When we return...hopefully, we'll have the Hell in a Cell match! Stevo and T Money! I-C Title on the line! Winner goes to SlamFest to face the Ultimate Champion! Fans, don't go away!

***Commercial***

(The scene opens in the parking lot, where we see Shark exiting the arena with a disgusted look on his face, when suddenly, he stops dead in his tracks, and a shadow falls over his body. The camera pans out, revealing Krazed, surrounded by a group of bodyguards in black leather jackets. The crowd boos wildly in the background, as Krazed takes one step towards Shark, looks him in the eye, and smiles)

Krazed: Well, well, well, Mr. G.O.A.T. What happened tonight?

Shark: You kiss my ass!

Krazed: (chuckles) Kiss his ass! (to his guards) You hear that? Kiss his ass! Heh! SOMEBODY sounds bitter if you ask me!

(Krazed reaches into a bag and pulls out a blank baseball bat, and as Shark eyes him down, Krazed begins circling him with the bat...pacing slowly around him with a smile on his face)

Krazed: Damn, Shark! I gotta say, I'm disappointed!

Shark: Will you...

Krazed: I mean, not only have you stolen my name...stolen my gimmick...which I can understand, cuz why wouldn't you wanna be like me...but...uh...then you immediately go out and get your ass kicked?! By Tristram of all people?!

Shark: Krazed...

Krazed: I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE G.O.A.T.! I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME! Heh...yeah, you're a goat alright! Might as well start calling your ass the Nanny Goat...because you know why?! (jumps up in Shark's face) You ain't nothing but a punk ass bitch, Shark! (Crowd boos) You hear that?! Nothing but a punk--OOF!

VJ: OH!!!

KT: NOW WAIT A MINUTE...

VJ: SHARK BITE!!!! SHARK BITE ON KRAZED!!! KRAZED GOES DOWN...OH!!! THOSE GUARDS ATTACKING SHARK NOW!!! Those bodyguards...they are all over Shark in the back!

KT: Get him! That man tried to assault the G.O.A.T.

VJ: Shark being beated down by these damn thugs in the parking lot! And watch Krazed...Krazed getting back to his feet with that baseball bat! Krazed with the bat! Look out, Shark! Look out--OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! KRAZED WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT RIGHT TO THE RIBS OF SHARK!!! AND AGAIN...HARD SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! SHARK IS DOWN!!! SHARK HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT BY KRAZED IN THE BACK...OH!!! AND THAT'S TRISTRAM!!!!!!!

KT: What?!

VJ: Tristram...the man who defeated Shark for the Title earlier on! Tristram out there with a chair--HE JUST NAILE KRAZED HARD ACROSS THE BACK!!!!!

KT: NOW WAIT A DARN MINUTE...

VJ: ONE OF THOSE BODYGUARDS TOOK A SHOT! THERE GOES ANOTHER...AND LOOK AT THIS!!! KRAZED AND THIS GANG OF THUGS...RETREATING IN THE PARKING LOT!!!!!!!! KRAZED MAKING GETTING OUT OF DODGE...AND TRISTRAM...HAS JUST COME TO THE AID OF SHARK...OH MY!

(Tristram leans down to check on Shark as Krazed and the gang escapes. The camera cuts back out to ringside for the final match)

I-C Title HIAC Match: Psyko Stevo (C) Vs T Money

VJ: Well folks...what a night this has been...

KT: Yeah, I'll agree on that. This night...this...AH! (flags)

VJ: Well fans...at this point, we're scheduled to have the I-C Title Hell in a Cell Match...the #1 contendership for the Ultimate Title on the line, and Kevin...I really don't know what to say. We still have heard nothing from Psyko Stevo...officials have been searching for him all night long...the World Class Superstars as well, no one has been able to find him...and T Money...before the break, we heard that officials are telling him that he shouldn't compete here tonight. He's not in the condition...

KT: So what's the deal here, Veej?! They just gonna cancel the match or what?!

VJ: I dunno! Fans...it's time for a the match! Let's just...I dunno what else to do but just take you down to ringside.

(The camera focuses on the ring, where the ring announcer is chatting with Referee Jim Jonathan. He looks very confused. Then, after about 30 seconds, the announcer walks out towards the center of the ring, raises the mic to his lips and says...)

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen! The following contest, scheduled for one fall, and is a HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!!!! (crowd pops) The winner of this bout will not only be the NFWA I-C Champion, but will also go on to SlamFest to face the NFWA ULTIMATE CHAMPION for the title!!!! Ladies and gentlemen...the participants...

(The camera focuses on the entrance...where no one comes out. The crowd begins to boo, when suddenly 2 huge fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage. "The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system, red, blue and silver spotlights shine on the entrance, and the crowd boos loudly as T Money walks out onto the stage with a huge white bandage around his head)

Announcer: Hailing from Harlem, New York...weighing in tonight at 240 pounds! The #1 Contender for the ULTIMATE Title...T...MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd boos as T walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. He begins pacing back and forth around the ring as chants of "T Money sucks" try to break out in the front row. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and the announcer continues...)

Announcer: And his opponent...

("Between Angels and Insects" hits the PA system and the arena lights dim. A bright spotlight shines on the entrance as green mist pours out from the locker room)

VJ: Well fans...apparently, T Money, defying doctor's orders...

KT: Yeah, but where's Stevo now?!

VJ: Psyko Stevo...we're now awaiting him...

KT: We know he's here! We saw how he got his ninja buddies to put a beatdown on T earlier...

VJ: We don't know that!

KT: It's obvious?! Who else do you know around here that hangs around ninjas?!

VJ: Well the announcer in the ring awaiting Stevo...

KT: That Cell beginning to drop! That idiot had better get outta there!

VJ: The cell beginning to lower down to the ring...Psyko Stevo not even here!

KT: Hey, maybe he forfeit the match!

VJ: No he didn't. That's not Stevo. Stevo would never do a thing like that!

KT: The man's a psykopathical freak! He'll do anything! I wouldn't put this past him at all!

VJ: I dunno. T Money smiling...hopefully, there's no foul play involved in Stevo's disappearance. We know that Tina has sent the Angelfire dogs out to get him here tonight...

(The cell lowers down to the ring as the music dies down and a HUGE pyro exlosion goes off in the rafters. The lights return to normal, and...)

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! LOOK AT THE CELL...

KT: Who the heck...

VJ: THAT'S STEVO!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE STEVO!!!! STEVO IS IN THE CELL!! STEVO IS IN THE CELL...

KT: DAMN IT, T TURN AROUND! TURN AROUND--

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PSYKLONE!!!!!!!!!! FROM THE CELL!!! TO THE RING!! T MONEY CAUGHT RIGHT ON THE JAW...

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: AND THERE'S THE BELL!!! THIS BOUT IS UNDERWAY, AND T MONEY HAS BEEN KNOCKED GOOFY! STEVO COULD HAVE THIS THING WON RIGHT HERE!

KT: That darn announcer is locked in the cell! The idiot never got out!

VJ: What the...we've got the ring announcer in there. That certainly can't be good...where's Stevo going?! Psyko Stevo headed outside...

KT: Knowing that moron, he'll probably turn into a vampire and try to suck the poor announcer's blood!

VJ: Oh...he's going for blood alright! Stevo grabbing a baseball bat out from underneath the ring...and another! Stevo tossing 2 baseball bats, as T Money...T is out of it in the ring!

KT: Um...T!

VJ: T still recovering from that surprise attack at the start of the match, and Stevo headed in the ring with those bats! Stevo measuring Money with one of them...

KT: Oh my God, T! LOOK OUT---

VJ: OH GOD!!!!!!!!! RIGHT TO THE RIBS!!!! PSYKO STEVO--ONCE AGAIN, HARD SHOT TO THE RIBS OF T MONEY! STEVO BUSTING UP THE RIBS OF THE #1 CONTENDER!!! AND LOOK T MONEY NOW!! WRITHING IN PAIN ON THE MAT...AND STEVO...RAISING THAT BAT HIGH INTO THE AIR!!! THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!

KT: This man is a lunatic!!!!!!

VJ: T Money on his knees begging off...and what's Stevo doing?! What's Stev--OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: T!!!!!!!!!

VJ: RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN FACE OF T MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT, DAMN IT!!! T MONEY IS OUT!!!!!!!!

KT: This is so unfair, Veej! This is nothing but an ambush!!!

VJ: T hits right in the face with the bat, and now watch Stevo! Stevo goes for the cover...hook of the leg...2...3!!!!!!!! HE GOT...

KT: NO HE DIDN'T!!! HE GOT THE FOOT ON THE ROPE!

VJ: What?! T Money...luckily close enough to the rope...how the hell is he even conscious after that shot from Psyko Stevo?!

KT: That's because unlike you, Veej, Stevo is a real man's man! He's an Angelfire man...Oh!

VJ: And he's a man on the verge of losing his #1 contendership spot! Money rolling to the outside...

KT: Can someone please get that announcer out of there?!

VJ: Oh! He is scared to death in there! Stevo following T Money to the outside now...where is T going?! T Money crawling underneath the ring...what is this?!

KT: Um...I think he's checking the ring for termites!

VJ: Oh please!

KT: C'mon, Veej! That's very considerate of him! I mean...how would you like it if one of your favorites...maybe your hero Stevo was out here doing one of those psykotic moves of his, and the ring collapses due to termites! That would be a travesty in the first degree...

VJ: Will you shut up?! Stevo with T Money by the ankles now...trying to pull T Money out from underneath that ring! T's holding on to something! T Money...desperately trying to escape the wrath of Psyko Stevo, but Stevo having none of it! Stevo trying to pull T Money out from under there...

KT: Hold on, T! Hold on!

VJ: YEAH!! Stevo pulling T Money out--HEY WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What the...

VJ: LOW BLOW BY T MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY JUST NAILED PSYKO STEVO...MONEY WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER--RIGHT TO THE FACE OF STEVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST HIT PSYKO STEVO RIGHT IN THE FACE...OH MY GOD!

KT: Now that's a face off if I ever saw one!

VJ: Stevo just got waylayed with that shot...but T is down as well! Perhaps grabbing the hammer out of desperation...oh! Money's busted wide open, Kevin! He's been busted WIDE open!

KT: Yes...I think that's more the attack from the back than anything though.

VJ: That bandage coming off the head of T Money...and the blood is pouring profusely. Like him or not, you've gotta hand it to T for even going through with this thing...and now what's he doing?! Using the cage to pull himself back to his feet! Stevo looks to be bleeding as well!

KT: Note the black ninja outfit he wheres, Veej! It's almost identical to that of the attackers earlier on! You still mean to tell me that you don't think he was behind it!

VJ: I'm not saying a damn thing. I think that it may be too soon to say anything...what is T doing?! T with that sledgehammer...he's going after the ring announcer! T Money...LEAVE HIM ALONE, DAMN IT!

KT: If he got out of the cage when he had the chance, he wouldn't be having this problem!

VJ: T Money...the damn son of a bitch is chasing that poor ring announcer around the ring with a sledgehammer! The man is scared to death, T! Stop it!

KT: I say he deserves to be taught a lesson! Next time you see the Cell drop, you get your ass out of there!

VJ: The announcer running for his life--OH NO!!! HE TRIPPED!!! THAT ANNOUNCER TRIPPED...AND T MONEY IS GAINING ON HIM!!! T MONEY...NO!! T THIS AIN'T RIGHT!!!!!!! T Money...I can't believe he's actually gonna do this! Don't do it, T! Don't...

KT: WATCH STEVO...

VJ: What the...OH!!!!!!!!!!! JUMPING SIDE KICK FROM STEVO KNOCKS THE HAMMER OUT OF THE HAND OF T MONEY!!!!!!! Stevo...using whatever strength left in his body on that one...and Money is down!!!! T Money is down...but so is Stevo! That sledgehammer shot took a whole lot out of him! As we've got officials out here with bolt cutters! Hopefully to get that poor guy out of there!

KT: That man needs to consider himself the luckiest announcer in the world.

VJ: Oh please! The officials now...trying to cut the padlock off the cage door, as T and Stevo...both men on their knees on the outside...T with a hard right hand to Stevo...and Stevo fires right back!!! T Money once again...Stevo responds with one of his own!

KT: This just goes to show how much these 2 hate each other, Vince!

VJ: Hate is an understatement! These 2 men...Stevo with his hands around the neck of T Money...trying to strangle him on the outside as T fires off over hand rights! Both these men are bleeding! I'm not sure who's worst off, and finally, that announcer is let out of the cage...watch T here! T Money back to his feet...HARD boot to the midsection of of Psyko Stevo!!! And another...oh! T can barely stand!

KT: This match is grueling, Veej!

VJ: Money pulling Stevo back to his feet! Blood pouring from the forehead of the Psykotic one as T starts to open up!! Right hands to the laceration! T Money trying to open up that wound even more!

KT: He's bleeding so much, he can hardly see himself!

VJ: Blood dripping into the eyes of T Money as he grabs Stevo now! What's this...Irish whip...OH!!!!!!!!!!!! Stevo sent face first, crashing into the Cell!!!! Catching a face full of that Steel Mesh, and look at T now! T Money grabbing the sledgehammer again!

KT: That sledge is like a 2nd wife for T!

VJ: I didn't know he had a 1st one! Stevo...oh man, he's out of it! He has been beaten and battered as T Money charges in with that sledgehammer! Stevo...

KT: He's gonna take his head off-NO!

VJ: WAIT...STEVO DUCKS THAT SLEDGEHAMMER SHOT! And watch this now! Stevo with T Money...White Russi--OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: WHITE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP USING THE STICK OF THAT HAMMER!!!! THE BACK OF T MONEY'S HEAD BOUNCED HARD OFF THE RING POST!!!!

KT: Did you hear that thud?!

VJ: Hell yeah I heard it!!! Money is down...and now Stevo headed under the ring for something!

KT: He's probably trying to hide!

VJ: (rolls eyes) Psyko Stevo...I doubt he'll hide from anyone! The King of X-Treme...the Ironman, Psyko Stevo...as T...T Money crawling out of the cage door!!! Money crawling out...

KT: You mean they never locked it back?!

VJ: The door left wide open to get that ring announcer out of there, and T Money...oh boy!!! Stevo's got steel!

KT: T...normally I wouldn't say this, but now may be a good time to run!

VJ: Stevo grabbing that steel chair and that metal chain out from underneath the ring!!! And look at the crazed look in his eye!

KT: I can't, he's too covered in blood!

VJ: Stevo with that steel chair, stalking T Money! Money...he is absolutely out of it on the ramp! These 2 have already done enough damage to one another...and Stevo about to dish out a little more...

KT: Oh, T look out--

VJ: HEY WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! BOLTCUTTERS?!

KT: WHAT?!

VJ: T JUST HIT STEVO RIGHT IN THE CHEST WITH THOSE BOLTCUTTERS!!!

KT: I tell ya, Veej! Staff around here is getting more lax by the day!

VJ: Stevo clutching his chest! That'll stop your heart right there!

KT: Oh come now, Veej! Stevo has no heart! Or a brain too, for that matter!

VJ: T Money yanking that chain from off the shoulders of Stevo! We saw the chain used a little earlier tonight in the match with Diamond and Joanie...and look at T--OH!!!!!!!!!! WHIPPING STEVO IN THE CHEST WITH THE CHAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN--DAMN IT!!!!

KT: This is smart by T Money! Very smart!!!

VJ: T now...wrapping that chain around his fist! Much like Joanie did earlier on...

KT: Stevo taking those shots to the chest, believe me, as the match wheres on, he's gonna feel that! Everytime he takes a breath, he'll feel that pain!

VJ: Money with that chain now! Wrapped around his fist...what is he doing?! He's got Stevo by the hair...yanking him back to his feet!

KT: He could be getting ready for a Mike Tyson...or should I say Lennox Lewis now?! A Lennox Lewis type punch?!

VJ: Stevo back to his feet, and watch T! T with the left arm of Stev--OH DAMN IT!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: (cringes) OOOOOH!

VJ: HEART PUNCH WITH THE CHAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HARD PUNCH WITH THE DAMN...MY GOD!!! THAT'S NOT RIGHT, DAMN IT!!!!!!! THAT IS NOT RIGHT!!!!!!

KT: T Money being absolutely vicious! I love it!

VJ: That move was banned around the country...T Money...I can't believe he just did that, and Stevo writhing in pain on the ground! Stevo...my God, we may hafta stop this thing?

KT: Oh boo hoo, Vince Johnson! T Money gets attacked by 15 ninjas earlier in the back...

VJ: It was 2!

KT: SHUT UP! 28 ninjas attacked T Money in the back! Rumors had it that he was close to death, but he got off his death bed, came down here to the Cell and wrestled the match of his life, and now you mean to tell me that Stevo gets one little owie, and you want them to stop the match?!

VJ: You're so full of shit!

KT: So are your drawers!

VJ: Stevo may be done here...wait a second! T Money tossing that chair atop the cell...what's this all about!

T Money: I'm...(deep breath) I'ma toss his ass! Watch! I'ma toss him!

VJ: He's gonna what?!

KT: Can't you hear, Veej? He said he's gonna toss him!

VJ: Alright now! We've seen enough in this match tonight! This...this is too much! Stevo with that chain now! Stevo back up to one knee...clutching that chest after that damn heart punch with the chain...AND NOW T MONEY WRAPPING THE CHAIN AROUND HIS THROAT!!!!!!!!! T MONEY...CHOKING HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIN...CHOKING STEVO...

KT: LOOK AT HIS EYES, VEEJ!!! LOOK AT THE FEAR!!!!

VJ: T MONEY TRYING TO KILL PSYKO STEVO...AND NOW WHAT IS HE DOING?! T MONEY...LOOKS TO BE TRYING TO...TRYING TO...

KT: What the heck is he doing...OH! OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! T MONEY CLIMBING THE CELL!!!!!! T MONEY IS CLIMBING THE CELL...AND LOOK AT STEVO!!!!!!!! STEVO WITH THE CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND HIS NECK...T MONEY WITH THE OTHER END OF THAT CHAIN...DRAGGING HIM UP THE CELL!

KT: HE'S HANGING HIM!!! HE'S HANGING HIM!

VJ: DAMN RIGHT HE'S HANGING HIM!!!!!!!!!! STEVO BEING DRAGGED UP THE CELL...WHAT A SICK, SADISTIC SON OF A BITCH T MONEY IS!!! FANS...WE'VE GOTTA TAKE OUR LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK!!! STAY TUNED...THIS MATCH CONTINUES WHEN WE RETURN!!!!!!

****Commercial****

(When the break ends, T Money and Stevo are atop the cell. T Money is beating him with the steel chair)

VJ: Fans, welcome back to Showtime! This Hell in A Cell match going on between Psyko Stevo and T Money! And watch Money...Money with the chair...OH!!!!!!!! JAMMING IT RIGHT INTO THE CHEST CAVITY!!!

KT: Veej! Tell em what happened during the break! Go ahead! Put those sub-par broadcast journalistic skills to good use!

VJ: Money drug the man up the cage by his throat! Stevo has had no offense during the break, and Money once again...with the steel chair--THIS TIME JAMMING IT INTO THE THROAT OF PSYKO STEVO!!!!!!!!!!

KT: T Money has a great gameplan! A great strategy! Cut off the air supply of Psyko Stevo! Stevo's strength is in his stamina...by attacking the throat and chest areas, Stevo won't be able to catch his breath, and he won't be able to get a 2nd wind!

VJ: Yes, as this match progresses, a 2nd win gets more and more unlikely for either man! Both these men are battered and bruised as...T Money with that chair telling Stevo to get back to his feet! Stevo...

KT: T, I don't think he'll be getting up anytime soon!

VJ: Stevo...trying as hard as he can get back to his feet...T Money waiting on him with that chair if he does get back to his feet!

KT: And you heard what T said before the break! He's gonna toss him! T's getting ready to toss him any moment now!

VJ: Stevo...somehow able to pull himself back to his feet, and watch Money! T Money with that chair...

KT: Here it is Veej!!!!!!!

VJ: T Money...OH! Stevo ducks the chairshot! Stevo--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! OH MY...

KT and VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(**CRASH** The crowd cheers wildly, and chants of "Holy sh*t, holy sh*t" echo through out the arena)

VJ: PSYKOTINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STEEL CHAIR KNOCKED RIGHT BACK INTO THE FACE OF T MONEY...AND T MONEY FALLS 20 FEET...OFF THE CELL...THROUGH THE KOREAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!! MY...GOD!!!!!!!!!

KT: Oh my goodness, Veej! Get him some water! T's hurt!

VJ: T Money could be dead here!!! He may have been killed out here...but Stevo is hurt as well!!! Both these men have been beaten each other within an inch of their lives...oh my goodness, I can't believe this match!

KT: Can we get an ambulance out here?!

VJ: Folks...we've got a replay...folks...my goodness! Let's take a look at this again! This is unbelievable!

(We get 4 replays of T Money getting Psykotinated off the Cell through the announce table from 4 different camera angles. When we cut back to live action, Stevo is climbing down from the cell)

VJ: Back to live action, folks. Stevo finally down from that Cell!

KT: Well I'll say one thing, Veej! No matter who wins this match...neither of these guys will feel like one!

VJ: That's for sure! Stevo with T Money by the hair...

***VROOOOOOOM!!! VRRRROOOOM!!***

VJ: What the...

KT: What in the world...

(The canmera cuts to the crowd, where we see the silver limo pull in through an emergency exit. The crowd cheers as the limo pulls closer to ringside and stops)

KT: So what's this now?!

VJ: That's that limo! That limo that was in the parking lot earlier tonight...

KT: Has the driver been drinking paint or something?! He cannot drive into the crowd like that! Someone could've been killed!

VJ: Well fans...we've got a limo out here, as Stevo brings T Money back into the Cell! T Money being sent--HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT'S SEWASIDE!!!

KT: Wha...

VJ: SEWASIDE FROM THE LOCKER ROOM...HE JUST BLASTED STEVO IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A FOREARM!!!! Stevo went down, and now what's Sewaside doing?! Sewaside with the Cell door--OHHHHHHHH!

KT: WHOOOO! Did you hear that?!

VJ: Sewaside slamming the cell door on the head of Stevo!!! Stevo's head just...man!

KT: I bet it sounded like a watermelon smashing, didn't it?

VJ: Not quite that bad but...MAN! Sewaside being sent to the locker room, and now, folks...we've got both Stevo and T Money down!!!! Both men are down...they may be out...blood is all over the cell...and look at referee Jonathan!

KT: I don't think I've ever seen a match quite like this! This is...man!

VJ: Stevo starting to stir here...Money has not moved since falling off the Cell...not even the interference from Sewaside could stop Stevo now, I think!

KT: Yes, but it was a solid show of Angelfire solidarity!

VJ: Stevo pulling himself back to his feet now...and he's got T by the hair!!! Psyko Stevo...clutching his chest! He's obviously still in pain...as he tosses T Money back into the ring! What a war this has been! What a tremendous war as Stevo...Stevo's going back underneath the ring!

KT: Oh c'mon now!!! What else could these 2 do to one another?!

VJ: We're about to find out here! Stevo underneath the ring...oh my God, he's got a pane of glass!

KT: GLASS?!?!?! GLASS???!!? WHAT THE HECK IS A PANE OF GLASS DOING UNDERNEATH THE RING?!??!?!

VJ: You tell me! You're a broadcast journalist! You know anything!

KT: Yes, I also know how to kick your fanny all over this arena mister! Watch yourself!

VJ: Please! Psyko Stevo sliding that glass into the ring! Folks...T Money is yet to move after going off of the Cell, and Stevo...he's got that pane...Stevo in the ring...lifting that pane of glass high into the air...

KT: Oh my God...no! NO!

VJ: Stevo...c'mon, don't! Psyko Stevo...wait a minute! Stevo dropping the glass...Stevo...OH! STEVO JUST COLLAPSED!!!!!!!!!

KT: What?!?!?

VJ:Psyko Stevo...he just collapsed in the ring! Stevo went down...oh no, this is bad! This...

KT: What happened?!

VJ: Stevo is down...referee Jim Jonathan checking on the condition...oh wait a minute!!! T Money...no!!! T Money crawling over to the limp body of Stevo...T...one arm across the chest!! 1 arm...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY WINS!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!!!! **Cue "Bloodline Anthem"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA I-C Champion: T Money!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: T MONEY!!!!!!!!! BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH!!!!!!!!!! BY THE SKIN OF HIS TEETH, KEVIN! HE HAS PULLED THIS THING OUT, AND HE IS THE NEW I-C CHAMPION!

KT: And not just that, Veej...he has proven once and for all that what he said all along is the truth! That he was the man who carried the Blood Hounds!

VJ: Please! Both these men...we've got EMT's out here to help both these men. Say what you will about them...love them or hate them...T Money and Stevo put on one hell of a fight! They gave you everything they had, and in the end...with Stevo...it just wasn't enough!

KT: That's right! He's no match for T Money!

VJ: That's not what I said!

KT: But it's the truth! Look at him!

VJ: Stevo...collapsing, allowing T Money to pick up the win. And money is barely conscious in his own right. T Money...both these guys are out of it!

(The cell raises back up to the rafters and the music begins to die down as EMT's load Psyko Stevo on a stretcher down on the arena floor. Meanwhile...in the ring, a lone EMT stands helps T Money back to his feet)

VJ: Well folks...we certainly hope that you enjoyed this bout...

KT: Yes! And there's the winner! T Money!

VJ: Fans, order SlamFest now! Call your local cable company, it's next week live on PPV, and we now know that it will be T Money and Ice Cube! The Ultimate Title on the line, and--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What in the hell?!?!

VJ: THAT EMT...THAT EMT JUST GAVE T MONEY THE ICE BREAKER!!! THAT EMT...

KT: OH MY GOD!!!

VJ: THAT'S ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!! ICE CUBE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BACK UNTIL THE PPV!!!!

VJ: ICE CUBE IS HERE, AND HE'S ALL OVER T MONEY!!!!

KT: This is...SECURITY!!! SECURITY...

VJ: Oh here comes Angelfire!!! We've got Sewaside back out to the ring...Ice Cube with that pane of gla--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!!!!

VJ: That pane of glass right over the head of Sewaside!!!!! Sewaside has been cut to shreds, and watch Gutta Mouth! Gutta Mouth hits the ring...he misses with a clothesline on Ice Cube...ICE BREAKER ON GUTTA MOUTH!!! ICE BREAKER ON GUTTA MOUTH!!!!

KT: Damn!

VJ: It was a few weeks ago that T Money put Ice Cube on the shelf by hitting him in the back with a sledgehammer! And now Ice Cube is back! The Ultimate Champ is back and he is out for revenge, and T trying to get out of dodge! T Money out to the floor...

KT: Tina...Firestorm...Joanie, if anyone in the back can here me...OH...NO!!!

VJ: Ice Cube caught T Money again! Ice Cube caught him out on the floor--CLOTHESLINE SENDS T OVER THE BARRICADE AND INTO THE CROWD!!!!! Clothesline....and Ice Cube headed out there after him! Ice Cube is possessed!

KT: T!!!

VJ: OH! Right hand catches T on the side of the head!! And again!!!

KT: They're getting close to that limo! What the heck...

VJ: Hey wait! Somebody just popped the trunk of that limo!!! The trunk of the limo has been opened, and watch Ice Cube! Ice Cube all over T Money AND THERE'S ANOTHER ICE BREAKER!!!!! ANOTHER ONE!

KT: Oh no!

VJ: This crowd is going crazy!!! And watch Ice Cube now...he's got T Money by the hair! T Money's already been through hell...and Cube...TOSSING HIM INTO THE TRUNK OF THE LIMO!!!!! ICE CUBE TOSSING T...MY GOD!

KT: HE'S ABDUCTING HIM!

VJ: Ice Cube hopping into that limo now...and they're pulling off! They're pulling off with T Money in the trunk!

KT: POLICE!!!!!!! POLICE!!!!!

("My Hero" starts up over the PA system as the limo begins to back out of the arena. Tina and Firestorm rush out to ringside with a host of security and police)

VJ: Fans...what a night it has been! We hope you enjoyed this special broadcast, and we hope to see you next week at SlamFest! T Money and Ice Cube...that limo pulling outta here! They are on the highway to SlamFest!!!!!!!!! SO LONG!!!