(The NFWA logo flashes on screen and fades into darkness. Dramatic music plays in the background as clips from SlamFest 1 play on screen, such as Rage's and Scarlet KV's big TV Title match, the split of the Riot Makerz, Panther, Chyna and HBK taking on Firestorm, Sniper and HHH, and Lightning defeating Big Foot for his 2nd World Title. Then, clips of events leading up to SlamFest 2 play on screen, such as Tina killing Diamond's unborn child, Firestorm burning Panther, T Money attacking Ice Cube with a sledgehammer, and Ice Cube stuffing Money in a limo at Showtime. When the clips end, "One Mic" by Nas plays in the background, and the opening video for SlamFest plays on screen as the camera opens up to the sold out Chicago crowd, where fans are cheering and holding up signs as gold, red and blue fireworks shoot up from the ringposts, the aisle and from the top of the SlamFest set. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "The NFWA Will Live Forever", "He's So Psykotic", "HE'S DOCTORING THE PEPPER!!!!", "Ice Cube Rules", and "DESTINY FEARS R. KELLY". The camera then cuts down to the commentary table, where Vince Johnson and Kevin Taylor are seated)

VJ: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!! WE...ARE...LIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!! THOUSANDS OF FANS HAVE JAM-PACKED THE UNITED CENTER FOR THE BIGGEST PPV OF THEM ALL!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...WELCOME TO SLAMFEST 2!!!!!!!!!!!! Vince Johnson here alongside Kevin Taylor, and Kevin...you can feel the electricity in the air! You could cut it with a night! This will most definitely be a night to remember!

KT: Oh, you're most certainly right, Vince Johnson! It'll be a night to remember, because tonight will mark the DEATH of the NFWA!!!!!!!

VJ: Well...I certainly hope that's not the case! Ladies and gentlemen, right here tonight, it'll be Champion Vs Champion, Title for Title, as Ice Cube, the NFWA ULTIMATE Champion makes his very first PPV title defense against the brand new I-C Champion, T Money, NO OUTSIDE INTERFERENCE!!! It will be one on one! NFWA CEO Joanie made it clear this past Thursday night that she wants a winner, and folks...there will be a winner here tonight! But as big a match as that is, as great a match as it's gonna be...it's been almost overshadowed by the situation involving Panther, Diamond and Angelfire! Right here tonight, it'll be Panther and Diamond teaming up to take on Tina and Firestorm in a match that will without a doubt change the face of the NFWA...hell...the industry as we know it!

KT: Yes, Vince Johnson, for if Panther and Diamond win, Angelfire...the entire company disbands, Tina is gone from the NFWA, and the CEO position would be signed back over to Panther! However...WHEN Tina and Firestorm win...the NFWA will be closed for good!!!!! Gone! Wiped off the face of the planet...

VJ: Why are you so adament that Angelfire is gonna win this match?! You work for the NFWA!!!

KT: Oh yes, Veej! I work for the NFWA, but I'm a realist, as I realize that Angelfire is a powerful organization! These people...everyone talk about how Panther made the NFWA...remember, there would be no NFWA if not for Angelfire! They're a force that Panther just can't compete with, and that's why they're gonna win here tonight!

VJ: Yeah, well you're forgetting one thing...Panther and Diamond aren't facing the entire Angelfire organization! They're facing Tina and Firestorm, and thanks to Joanie, NO ANGELFIRE MEMBER MAY COME WITHIN 50 FEET OF THE RING, otherwise, not only will they be fired, but Tina and Firestorm will be forced to forfeit the match, and Angelfire is history!

KT: Please, Veej! You wanna talk about Joanie...you saw what happened to her last night, and that was just a sample of what's gonna happen to Panther and Diamond! They don't need Angelfire! They don't need outside help! Right here tonight, Angelfire will CRUSH the NFWA...and they'll do it...fair...and square!

VJ: What are you on the Angelfire payroll or something?

KT: I'm a broadcast journalist Veej, and it's my job to call things the way that I see it!

VJ: Well folks...it's a big night! 5 titles on the line, and we're getting ready to kick it off with Light Heavyweight action! HERE WE GO!

Light Heavyweight Title: Tristram (Champion) Vs "Fate" Matt Siteman

(Pyro shoots up from the ramp as Broken by 12 Stones blares through the arena. Then as mist fills the stage A figure appears on the stage. As he bursts through the smoke we see that it is Tristram!!! He looks towards the camera with a huge smile on his face, shines up the Light Heavyweight Title belt and starts down the entrance ramp towards ringside. He slides into the ring, walks over to the far turnbuckle and raises his title belt into the air as the fans cheer and take pictures. He hops down from the top, as the music dies down.The lights then return to normal and the crowd boos wildly in the background as "I wanted a mohawk, but mom wouldnt let me get one" by AFI blares over the PA. "Fate" Matt Siteman appears on stage with a smirk on his face as he starts down the entrance ramp to the ring. At ringside, "Fate" begins talking smack to a fan in the front row)

VJ: There you see the challenger..."Fate" Matt Siteman...in his PPV debut against Tristram!

KT: And what a PPV to debut at! The biggest of them all!

VJ: That's right! Siteman having some words with a ringside fan...he's been pestering Tristram almost since the day he walked into the NFWA...

KT: Hey wait a minute! Look at Tristram!

VJ: What?! Tristram...Tristram up top--OOOOOOH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE...IS HE CRAZY?!?!?!??!

VJ: HELL YEAH HE IS!!!! SOMERSAULT SENTON OFF THE TOP ROPE!!! TRISTRAM LANDING RIGHT ON THE HEAD AND SHOULDERS OF MATT SITEMAN!! AND LOOK AT THE CHAMPION HAMMER AWAY!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! HE IS ALL OVER MATT SITEMAN, AND THIS CROWD IS SOLIDLY BEHIND THE CHAMPION!!!

KT: Veej, you've gotta admit, this is the epitome of unsportsman-like conduct!!!!!

VJ: Oh yeah! Kinda like how Siteman stole the belt a few weeks back, or how he attacked him from behind last night with a crowbar! Siteman back to his feet...TRISTRAM CHOPS HIM RIGHT BACK DOWN!!!!!!! Siteman up a sec--GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!

KT: He's turning him into Chop Suey, Veej!

VJ: Tristram with Siteman now...handful of hair, tosses him into the ring and...

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Alan Cooper calls for the bell, and this match is underway! Siteman in the ring...trying to clear the cobwebs, but watch the champion! Tristram headed up top...

KT: Watch him, Matt! Watch him!

VJ: Siteman back to his feet, and he looks out of it! Tristram on the top rope...measuring him! Siteman...

KT: Look out!

VJ: Missile Dropki-NO WAIT!!!!!!!!! SITEMAN CAUGHT HIM!!!! SITEMAN CAUGHT HIM COMING IN! AND LOOK AT THIS NOW...SITEMAN TURNING HIM OVER...INTO A BOSTON CRAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHAHA!!! FATE sure wasn't on Tristram's site there, now was it, Veej?!

VJ: Tristram writhing in pain! He's in the middle of the ring! He's got absolutely nowhere to go...

KT: And he's gonna tap!! He's gonna...Veej, this could be the quickest match in PPV history!

VJ: This crowd trying to get behind Tristram!! Referee Cooper right there asking Tristram "Do you give?! Do you give?!"

KT: I think he's gonna give, Veej! He's gonna tap!! Look at the look in his eyes!

VJ: Look at Tristram now! Fighting...clawing his way towards the ropes..using every ounce of strength in his body...

KT: I don't think he's gonna make it! He can't!

VJ: Tristram...oh my...just able to pull himself to the bottom rope! Tristram getting that right hand on the bottom rope...ALRIGHT REF!!! MAKE HIM BREAK...MAKE HIM BREAK THE HOLD!!!!!!!

KT: He's got a 5 count! Take a chill pill! Geebus, Veej!

VJ: (sighs) Siteman...breaking on the count of 4, and he needs to be careful in there! A disqualification won't win the the Light Heavyweight Title!

KT: W...(scoffs) Vince Johnson! Master of the obvious! That was a very smart move by Siteman! Keep Tristram grounded! Punish him as much as you can...YES!!!!!!! RIGHT TO THE SHOULDER!!!!!

VJ: Matt Siteman stomping away on that injured shoulder of Tristram! That shoulder that was injured last Saturday night at Showtime!

KT: They should change this guy's name to "Smart" Matt Siteman! I like him, Veej!

VJ: These fans here in Chicago certainly don't! Tristram backed into the buckle...and look at Siteman...punching away at the arm!!! He is all over Tristram...

KT: LISTEN TO HIM SCREAM!!!!!! HEY!

VJ: OH! Tristram fires off a left...Siteman back to the arm, but Tristram comes back once again!!! Tristram...with those left hands, rocking the head of Siteman! Trying to get Siteman away from that injured arm! And watch this now...Irish whip by Tristram...Siteman off the ropes with a leap frog! To the other now...Tristram going for a back--OH NO!!!!!!! He ducked the head, and got caught with a picture perfect single arm DDT by Siteman, and Tristram...my God, he's in trouble!

KT: My God, Siteman is good! What is wrong with these people?!

VJ: He's an obnoxious jerk! Siteman taunting these ringside fans...

KT: He needs to get back...THERE HE GOES!!! LOOK AT HIM GO, VINNIE!

VJ: Matt Siteman, right back to work on the right arm and shoulder of Tristram! Look at him now...winding up on the arm of the Light Heavyweight Champion...OH!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SITEMAN STANDING ON THE SHOULDER OF TRISTRAM...YANKING UPWARD ON THE ARM!!! TRISTRAM...

KT: He's gonna rip his shoulder right out of the socket!!!!!!

VJ: God only knows what kinda pain Tristram is in right here! We may hafta...we may hafta stop this thing, Kevin.

KT: "We"?! What, as in me and you?

VJ: I meant the official!

KT: Ya know, Veej, I'd like to see you get in there and try to stop this match! I'd love to see Siteman haul off and slap the patoozie outta you! Probably knock some sense into you!

VJ: Whatever! Siteman now, dropping the leg onto the arm! And now winding up for what looks to be...yes! A cross armbreaker!!! Cross armbreaker by Siteman to Tristram...and this is an effective maneuver, Kevin! If you remember, it was the same move that Alyssa Sanders used to put Diamond out of action last August!

KT: And Tristram could be going out of action any moment now!!!! HAHA! Listen to these morons now! They don't know what to think!

VJ: Tristram...he started out fast, but he's been absolutely broken down by the offense of Siteman! Tristram...he could very well cough up the title here!

KT: "Could?!" It's inevitable!

VJ: Tristram...beginning to wear down a bit as Siteman...look at him! He's got that hold locked in perfectly, Kevin!

KT: Yes, Vince Johnson! This is Matt "Fate" Siteman's finest hour! Right here...in front of the largest PPV audience ever, he is just moments away from becoming the NEW NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion!

VJ: Referee Cooper right there...right in the face of Tristram! Tristram's shoulder on the mat! Referee with the count...2...NO! Tristram gets that left shoulder off the canvas before the count of 3!

KT: And that just goes to show just how much pain Tristram is in! He's not thinking...hell!

VJ: He could be on the verge of passing out due to the pain, as the shoulders are down once again! Referee with the count...NO!!!! Tristram again shooting that shoulder off the canvas...and look at Siteman! He's loving every moment of this!

KT: HAHA! What's that? "Tristram's Yummy Foods"?

VJ: Siteman mocking his opponent as once again...this crowd tries to come alive!!! This crowd tries to get behind the Light Heavyweight and Television Champion, as Tristram...Tristram beginning to respond here...

KT: Siteman, more pressure! More pressure!!!

VJ: Tristram trying to roll through this hold here!!!!! Perhaps...perhaps trying to turn this thing into a pinning combination, and get Siteman's shoulders on the mat! Tristram...yes! Back to his feet...OH! Siteman rolls through and breaks the hold...TRIES FOR A CHOPBLOCK, Tristram able to leapfrog out of the way!!! Siteman off the ropes...Tristram ducks the clothesline...Siteman from the other side--RIGHT INTO A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!

VJ: Right on the jaw!!! Tristram could pull this thing out! There's the cover on Siteman...the count...2...AND...NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Siteman able to get that shoulder off the mat before the count of 3!!!

KT: And that settles it! Tristram cannot beat Matt Siteman! Might as well hand the title over right here, because that's as close as he's getting!

VJ: Both men trying to get back to their feet here...OH WAIT! TRISTRAM WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP TO SITEMAN!!! Siteman...most certainly feeling the effects of that one, as Tristram...he hits off the ropes...AND COMES FIRING OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM THE LEFT SIDE!!!!!!!! Siteman back to his feet...AND AGAIN! TRISTRAM FLOORS HIM WITH A LEFT SIDE CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!

KT: Darn it, c'mon Matt! You can't get beat by a one armed man!

VJ: Tristram now with an Irish whip sends Siteman hard into the buckle...and another one! Sending him from pillar to post, and watch Siteman! Tristram catches him coming out of the buckle...oh my! Fireman's carry by Tristram! What's he gonna do...oh wait!

KT:See! There's the effects of the holds!

VJ: Tristram...it looks like his arm gave out on him there! Siteman has him once again! DDT coming up...NO! Tristram counters with a left hand to the ribs...and another...AND FOLLOWS UP WITH A NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED...1...2...HE GOT--NO!!!

KT: Hold your horsed, Veej, it was only a 2!!!

VJ: How close can ya get?!?!? Tristram looking at the official in disbelief!! He can't believe he couldn't get him there!

KT: Believe it Tristram! Tonight just is not your night! Tonight just is not...

VJ: Wait a minute...Tristram back to his feet, saying "C'mon!" Telling Siteman to get back to his feet! Tristram may be getting set to finish this one off!

KT: Um...Matt!

VJ: Siteman crawling towards the corner..trying to pull himself back to his feet, and watch Tristram! Tristram measuring him for something!

KT: Look out, Matt! Look out!

VJ: Here comes Tristram! He charges in for a SPEA--OHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHA!

VJ: Siteman...Siteman able to side step Tristram, and ONCE AGAIN Tristram's goes flying shoulder first into the post!!!!

KT: Tonight is not his lucky night, is it?

VJ: Tristram...oh no! He is hurt! He is hurt badly, and that look on the face of Matt Siteman says it all!

KT: Yes Veej! That's the look of a Champion! A true Champ...

VJ: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT...THAT'S SPIKE?!

KT: Who?!

VJ: That's Spike from the locker room area! What...what's he doing out here?!

KT: That's what I wanna know! He had his shot, and he blew it!

VJ: Siteman defeated Spike last wek at Showtime to win this match, as Siteman sets Tristram up on the top rope...and he just spotted Spike coming down the aisle!

KT: Uh...Matt...just forget about him! You've got the win! You've got it!

VJ: Siteman to the ring apron now...Spike getting ever so close to the ring...

KT: Can we get security out here...

VJ: Siteman headed up top with Tristram...hey watch Spike! Spike up on the ring apron, and he just grabbed Siteman by the ankle! Spike's got the ankle...

KT: What in God's name...YES!!!

VJ: BIG BOOT TO THE FACE BY SITEMAN SENDS SPIKE TUMBLING ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE FLOOR!!! Spike is down, and now Siteman's climbing up top! What is Siteman...what's he planning here?!

KT: He's planning to become the new Light Heavyweight Champion, and there's not a darn thing anybody can do about it!

VJ: Oh no! Don't tell me...Siteman with Tristram on the top rope...don't tell me he's gonna powerbomb him from the top!

KT: This will certainly do it--WILL SOMEBODY GET THAT MORON OUTTA HERE?!

VJ: Spike on the apron once again--SITEMAN WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE MOUTH!!!!! Good God!

KT: That'll knock your fangs out--AHHH!

VJ: OOOH! BACKDROP OFF THE TOP BY TRISTRAM, BUT FATE LANDS ON HIS FEET!! SITEMAN ON HIS FEET, AND LOOK AT THIS!!! SITEMAN HAS TRISTRAM SET UP ON HIS SHOULDERS...STILL IN POWERBOMB POSITION, BUT TRISTRAM HOLDING ON TO THAT TOP ROPE!!! TRISTRAM...TRISTRAM WON'T LET GO OF THE TOP--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE...

VJ: CHILL FACTOR!!!!!!!!!! THE CHILL FACTOR!!!! THE COVER...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Broken"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion: Tristram!!!!!!

KT: What in the...

VJ: He has done it! Tristram...with the Chill Factor outta nowhere has successfully defended his title against Matt Siteman!

KT: But what...how...that IDIOTIC Spike!!!!! Siteman had the match won!

VJ: i'm not so sure about that! Tristram...still writhing in pain in the ring! That shoulder once again dinged off the ringpost...oh my goodness, he's hurt! He is hurt badly, but he is STILL the NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion!

KT: Tell it like it is, Veej, thanks to Spike!

VJ: I dunno about that...hey, what's this...HEY C'MON!!!!!!!!!!! SITEMAN ATTACKING TRISTRAM AFTER THE BELL!!! SITEMAN STOMPING AWAY ON TRISTRAM...THE MATCH IS OVER, DAMN IT! Leave him alone!

KT: No Veej, this is what you call payback! Siteman had the match won, and you know it!

VJ: Matt Siteman...he's got the arm of Tristram once again! Leave him alone, damn it! Leave...

KT: Watch Spike!

VJ: What the...SPIKES IN THE RING...OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STAKE TO MATT SITEMAN...SITEMAN IS DOWN!!!! SITEMAN IS DOWN...THIS CROWD IS GOING BONKERS!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Who does this guy think he is?!?

VJ: Siteman is down...Spike...I'm not sure whether he was coming to the aid of Tristram or not! These 2 men, they've had their own differences in the past...my goodness! What a way to kick off this spectacular card! Tristram still the Light Heavyweight Champion, and backstage, we have Rosie Sanchez! Rosie?!

(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see Rosie Sanchez standing with a mic)

RS: Thanks, Vince! I'm back here awaiting the Ultimate Champion, Ice Cube. He has yet to arrive at the building tonight, and rumor has it that Ice Cube may have been injured after this incident Friday Night on the Slam!!!

FNS (6/28/02):

(The camera cuts outside of the arena, where we see T Money and Ice Cube brawling towards a busy street)

VJ: Oh my goodness, folks! And there you see T Money and Ice Cube! These 2 men still going at it! Still trying to kill one another outside of this arena!

KT: Watch it out there, T! Watch it...OH!

VJ: Right hand by Ice Cube has Money reeling!!! Another one...Ice Cube with the upper hand...oh watch this!!!! Ice Cube...OH!!! T Money ducks the Ice Breaker...OH WAIT!!! T MONEY SHOVING ICE CUBE OUT INTO THAT BUST STREE...

****SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH**THUD!!!!!*****

VJ: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!! ICE CUBE...ICE CUBE JUST SHOVED OUT INTO THAT STREET BY T MONEY, AND DAMN IT...HE JUST GOT HIT BY THAT CAR!!!! ICE CUBE JUST GOT HIT BY THAT DAMN CAR...MY GOD!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!! SOMEBODY...WE NEED SOME HELP FOR ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The camera focuses on Ice Cube's body lying in the middle of the street. ***LIVE ACTION*** The scene opens back up in the parking lot with Rosie, where a silver stretch Benz is pulling up behind her)

RS: Again, fans, Ice Cube yet to arrive at the arena tonight. NFWA HQ has had no contact with him since the incident, we have no clue on what his condition is, rumors have been running rampant and...(spots the limo) um...I think that's him right now! I think...I'm gonna try and get a word with Ice Cube! Excuse me! (turns towards the Benz) ICE CUBE!!!! ICE CUBE!!!

(Rosie runs over towards the limo as the back door slowly begins to open up.)

RS: Ice Cube! Ice Cube...the world wants to know your condition after...(her mouth opens wide in shock) y-y-y...YOU!!!!!!

Sniper: (emerging from the limo to a HUGE pop from the crowd) Wassup, baby? Miss me? (laughs)

RS: What the...(Maria and Shane McMahon get out of the limo behind him) what are you guys...what are you doing here?!?! What on earth...?!

(Chants of "Welcome Back, Welcome Back" echo through out the arena as the trio heads towards the arena)

KT: VEEJ...DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT I SAW?!?!??!

VJ: THAT'S SNIPER!!!!!!! SNIPER...IS HERE!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chain Match: Drake Stone Vs Jayson Cage

(Drake Stone's theme music hits the PA system and the electrifying Chicago crowd gives a decently large pop in the background. A red spotlight shines upon the entrance, and smoke pours out from the locker room as Drake Stone walks out from the locker room wearing a Black Blood t-shirt. He enters the ring as the music dies down and the lights dim. "The Sickness" blares over the PA as Jayson Cage makes his way out of the locker room to the sound of a chorus of boos. He shrugs it off and slides into the ring with his eyes intently staring at Drake Stone. The lights come back up as the two take opposite corners.)

VJ: Well folks we are about to witness something we don't see very often in the NFWA and that is a Chain Match.

KT: That's right Veej. This is one of the most dangerous matches in wrestling. Of course, a chain is dangerous anytime in any setting, but whenever you hook two men who hate each other together by a darn Steel Chain... someone is going to get hurt.

VJ: I really hate to agree with you, but that is the honest truth. Ladies and Gentlemen, we are basically moments away from an injury to put it bluntly... here are the rules: To win you can either make a Pinfall or touch all 4 corners consecutively. It's that simple. There are no DQ's, anything goes. Believe me folks, this will be rough!

KT: I'm ready for it that's for sure.

VJ: We all are... now what the heck? There are already problems before the match begins. Jayson Cage REFUSES to have the chain put on his wrist. What the hell? C'mon Cage! Our fans didn't spend half of their hard earned dollars this week to watch you chicken out! C'MON!

KT: Lay off him already! Pre-match jitters that's all. Cage wouldn't back out of something like this.. he's been tasting this all week.

VJ: COME ON CAGE! He won't let the ref--OH MY! DAMNIT! CAGE WITH A RIGHT HAND and DOWN GOES DRAKE STONE! C'MON! That was cheap!

KT: Heh!

VJ: DAMNIT! JAYSON CAGE doesn't even have the chain on him yet and he is already going to work on Drake Stone. This isn't fair one bit.. blatent cheating.. that's all! THIS IS BLATENT CHEATING! HEY--- DAMNIT! JAYSON CAGE CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF DRAKE STONE WITH A DAMNED STEEL CHAIN!

KT: Well uh... maybe the ref should do something about it.

VJ: You think so Kevin? Huh? That seems like a good idea to me! This a damn mugging and Jayson Cage is just beating the living hell out of a defenseless Drake Stone... WAIT! Here come more referees down the ramp to assist Stephanie Jenkins... who couldn't stop this thing from getting out of hand before it even started.

KT: Well they should just give this thing to Cage he already has it won.

VJ: All I have to say is Jayson Cage is a cheap son of a gun! FINALLY... the referees have got this lunatic stopped and isolated in a corner. AND... DRAKE STONE ISN'T MOVING FOLKS!

KT: Yeah, just ring the bell... it's over.

VJ: The damn things hasn't even begun yet, but sadly enough you may be right Kevin... this one may not even take place.

KT: I'm always right, jackass!

VJ: HEY! That wasn't nice... WHAT THE HECK IS THIS? JAYSON CAGE is on the turnbuckle acting as though he's already won the match! He's celebrating... NEWSFLASH... THE MATCH HASN'T EVEN STARTED!

KT: Yeah and it isn't going to either.

VJ: Look at this idiot! WAIT--He's moving... LOOK AT DRAKE STONE!

KT: Yeah but look at Jayson Cage... he doesn't notice---AAHHH!!

VJ: OH MY GOD! DRAKE STONE FROM BEHIND.. BACK SUPLEX FROM THE MIDDLE ROPE!!! SWEET LORD ALMIGHTY!!! BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!

KT: Where the hell did that come from... damn that Drake Stone... DAMN HIM!

VJ: Wait... what the hell is this? Drake Stone is back up and... oh my goodness! He just locked the chain on the wrist of Jayson Cage... the referee is calling for this match to start!!!!

Ding, Ding, Ding!!!

VJ: And we are finally underway here in this Chain Match... Drake Stone has an advantage. OH MY!! HE IS CHOKING JAYSON CAGE OUT!!!

KT: HOW CAN YOU PROMOTE THIS VIOLENCE!?!?!?

VJ: What the hell are you talking about?

KT: 3 MINUTES AGO JAYSON CAGE WAS CHOKING THE HELL OUT OF DRAKE STONE AND YOU CONDEMNED IT! Now... it's okay?? WHAT THE HELL!!!!?

VJ: Stop acting like a baby! The match hadn't even begun yet!

KT: Whatever... bitch.

VJ: Excuse me? WHOA!-- Drake Stone is up and he goes into the ropes.. POINT OF THE ELBOW RIGHT IN THE FACE! MY GOD! Now Stone in full control... he gets Cage up, whip into the ropes... OUCH! STONE STOPS HIM WITH THE CHAIN... SPINEBUSTER! WHAT IMPACT! Now Stone with a cover.. ONE, TWO, TH--- NO! HE KICKS OUT! CAGE ISN'T DOWN YET... SO CLOSE!

KT: This is the most unfair match of all time... God!

VJ: Yeah, okay. Drake Stone has Cage back up and he whips him into the corner.. OW!! CAGE WITH A BOOT TO THE FACE... and NOW--- CAGE IS ON HIS BACK, HE'S GOT THE CHAIN AROUND THE NECK OF DRAKE STONE.

KT: YES! YES!

VJ: Cage now... SPINNING DDT! HE JUST PLANTED DRAKE STONE WITH A THUNDEROUS DDT! Cage isn't going to make the cover...

KT: Exactly, he's gonna go to the corners... he's gonna do it the TRUE way!

VJ: Please... Cage has one turnbuckle... he's got two now and--WHAT IS THIS!? CAGE STOPPED! OH NO! He.. He's going to the top! This could be bad.. Cage now... GOD ALMIGHTY, he's at the top!

KT: It's over...

VJ: OH MY GOD!!!! HOLY CRAP!! DID YOU JUST SEE THAT!? DRAKE STONE PULLED THE CHAIN and CAGE LANDED FACE FIRST ON THIS HARD CANVAS!!!

KT: UGH! COME ON CAGE.. STOP SCREWING UP!

VJ: Both men are down folks... my goodness, Drake Stone pulled that out of nowhere. I can't believe he knocked Cage off balance. I would bet money that if he connected... Jayson Cage would be victorious!

KT: Obviously Einstein... Cage's music should've been playing for about 10 minutes now.

VJ: Well, I wouldn't go that far, but there is a good chance this match would've been over! Now Stone is moving first, but Cage is slowly coming to as well. That took A LOT out of both men.. STONE IS UP. He's into the ropes... MY GOODNESS DID YOU HEAR THAT!? DRAKE STONE hit a Swift Kick to the midsection of Jayson Cage and he.. he's going for the turnbuckles.. CAGE IS DOWN!

KT: GET YOUR BUTT UP... YOU LOSER!!!

VJ: He's got the first turnbuckle... NOW the second one.

KT: AWW.. for God's sake!

VJ: MY GOODNESS... that is 3!--WAIT! Stone is caught up in the CHAIN---NO! DRAKE STONE JUST GOT LOW BLOWED BY THAT CHAIN... JAYSON CAGE... AH!!! HOW DESPICABLE! HE JUST PULLED THAT CHAIN TIGHT AND SOMEHOW CRACKED STONE IN THE GENITALS!

KT: I'm lovin' it!

VJ: LORD ALMIGHTY!!! DRAKE STONE.. DRAKE STONE.. HE JUST GOT DROPKICKED TO THE OUTSIDE..(voice trails off) oh... no...

KT: What?

VJ: Look... at the eyes... of Jayson Cage. He looks possessed...

KT: Huh? AHHHHHHH!!! You're right.. oh my God what did I just say? You're right? What!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOD LOOK AT DRAKE STONE... HE IS A PILE OF HUMAN FLESH AND STEEL CHAIN! NOW WAIT--- WHAT IS THIS? Jayson Cage... Cage is... GOOD LORD!

KT: Is that a--

VJ: Hammer! YES IT'S A HAMMER! MY GOD! IF HE DOES THIS...

KT: I'll laugh.

VJ: You sick human being. You are pitiful! SWEET JESUS! GOD ALMIGHTY... HE JUST HIT DRAKE STONE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A BY GOD HAMMER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH JAYSON CAGE? Drake Stone... HE'S GOT A FAMILY FOR GOD SAKES!

KT: Who cares? Tell him to stop being a p*ssy.

VJ: You are appalling.. truly appalling! DRAKE STONE is OUT folks and.. NO! DAMNIT JAYSON CAGE!... HE'S GOT A STEEL CHAIR! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! DAMNIT!

KT: This is beautiful! I LOVE IT!

VJ: DRAKE STONE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN! DAMNIT!! FIRST A HAMMER AND NOW 3 chair shots... this man needs to be locked in a mental hospital! HE IS DISGUSTING! DAMNIT!

KT: Well, I think he's stopp--

VJ: NO HE HASN'T... ONE MORE!!!! WHAT THE HELL JAYSON CAGE? This is brutality! This is cruel... and simply unacceptable.

KT: It's over now really.. he's putting him back in the ring.

VJ: Well, you're right about that, but not after damage has been done for good. Cage has put Stone in the ring... PIN HIM ALREADY! What the hell.. COME ON! There is no need for that.. Cage is going to hit the turnbuckles.. what for? To make Stone suffer even longer until the paramedics get out here.

KT: Look at that he's already got 2...

VJ: Now 3... and this one is Over-- OH... MY... GOD!!!! WHAT THE HELL... why did Jayson Cage stop? There is that look again... NO!

KT: Uhhhh...

VJ: IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT'S HOLY!! JAYSON CAGE BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUT OF DRAKE STONE WITH THAT STEEL BY GOD CHAIN!!!!! THERE IS NO NEED FOR THIS CRUELTY! PLEASE... SECURITY.. FBI... SWAT TEAM.. STOP THIS!!!

KT: I think I'm starting to agree with you... this is getting out of hand.

VJ: HOLY HELL... JESUS! RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH A SWINGING STEEL CHAIN! STOP IT DAMNIT! What is the meaning of this? IT'S OVER.. FINALLY!

KT: Whew!

VJ: Jayson Cage just hit the last turnbuckle and it's over folks... WE NEED PARAMEDICS OUT HERE.. DRAKE STONE IS MESSED UP.. BADLY!

Ding Ding Ding!!! **Cue "The Sickness"

Announcer: Here is your winner, JAYSON CAGE!!!!

VJ: Jayson Cage has won this thing, folks! What a brutal...brutal encounter that was!

KT: Oh yes, Veej, and you've gotta admit it!!! You can't deny it! After that beating he just dished out to Drake Stone, Jayson Cage is without a shadow of a doubt Mr. Elite!!!! The Future of the NFWA!

VJ: I dunno, but Drake Stone has been absolutely taken out! You can see the blood pouring through the holes in that mask of his...and now look at Cage! What's he...

KT: OH! He said he's gonna take the mask off!

VJ: C'mon now! Hasn't he done enough?!

KT: Hasn't...Veej, do you not realize that this is PPV! This is the biggest show of the year?! This is Jayson Cage's opportunity to make a name for himself, by revealing that ugly face to the world!!! RIP IT OFF, JAYSON! RIP IT OFF!!!

VJ: We've got EMT's in there after Stone...OH!! Cage shoving down one of the medics! Down goes another...and Cage...CAGE HAS STONE BY THAT MASK!!!! CAGE IS ACTUALLY GONNA TRY TO UNMASK HIM HERE!

KT: DO IT!!! SHOW THAT FACE TO THE WORLD!!!!!

VJ: These officials trying to pull Cage off...WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S THAT...

KT: SCARLET KV!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: KV OUT HERE WITH A CHAIR!! KV HITS THE RING...

KT: LOOK OUT JAYSON--

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!!!!! HARD SHOT TO THE SPINE OF JAYSON CAGE!!!!! AND ANOTHER RIGHT TO THE HEAD SENDS CAGE FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!! SCARLET KV HAS JUST...WELL...HE'S JUST SAVED DRAKE STONE HERE!! And look at the coward Jayson Cage! Cage getting out of dodge!

KT: Oh sure! Only an idiotic Canadian like you would stick around when you've got a lunatic with a weapon coming at you!!!

VJ: Cage...oh my goodness! Jayson Cage from the ramp, badmouthing Scarlet KV! Badmouthing the former multi...OH WAIT!! KV GOING AFTER CAGE!! KV GOING AFTER CAGE WITH THE CHAIR!!! AND LOOK AT CAGE RUN!!! JAYSON CAGE HEADED BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM WITH SCARLET KV HOT ON HIS TRAIL!!!!

KT: Faster Jayson! He's right behind you!! He's right behind you!!!!

(KV continues chasing Cage up the ramp until both disappear into the locker room. Meanwhile, officials and EMT's attempt to help Drake Stone up and out of the ring, as the camera cuts backstage, where we see Amy Dumas standing with Kammy)

AD: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back here with Kammy, who later on tonight will do battle with "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders in one of the biggest...if not THE biggest matches in the history of Women's wrestling, and that's 2/3 falls. The first fall will be...much like our last match, a Chain Match! The 2nd fall will be will be a steel cage match! And the 3rd fall...if necessary, will be Last Woman Standing. Now Kammy...having stepped into the ring with "Deadly Candy" on numerous occasions...and after the brutality we've just witnessed in the Drake Stone/Jayson Cage match...are you nervous in any way, shape or form?

Kammy: Nervous? Amy...DO I LOOK NERVOUS?! (crowd pops)

AD: (smiles) Well...

Kammy: No I don't look nervous! But I do look damn good, and if you don't believe me, why don't you ask each and every last man in this arena, because I'm pretty damn sure they'd all tell ya the same thing! (Male fans go wild inside the arena) See...Alyssa and the rest of Angelfire may run their mouths about how they're the strongest, how they're unbeatable! Amy, I've proven that I can beat Deadly Candy, and she's never proven that she could beat me without outside interference! But tonight, Alyssa...when we step into that ring...2/3 falls, 3 of the deadliest...most brutal matches this sport has ever known, I'm gonna prove you and everybody else in Angelfire wrong! You're beatable alright, and I'm gonna prove it here tonight, and as good as I look right now...heh...just think of how good I'm gonna look after the match, when you're lying flat on your back, drowning in a pool of your own blood, and I'm standing tall...as beautiful and as perfect as ever...with your precious Women's Title strapped around my sexy waist! Tonight, Angelfire will end, and your title reign will end with it, because what Kammy wants...KAMMY GETS!!!! And I will get that Women's Title...like it or not!!! (crowd pops as Kammy walks away)

AD: Well folks, Kammy most definitely seems ready for her match later tonight! Let's take you back out to ringside with Vince and Kevin!!! Guys...

(The scene opens up in the sky box, where we see 2 dark figures walking through the door)

VJ: Fans, again we are live from Chicago, IL! Home of the 6 time NBA Champion Chicago Bulls! And fans, it's been an amazing night already...

KT: Hey look, Veej! There he is!

VJ: What?! THERE'S SNIPER!!!!!!!!! SNIPER'S IN THE SKY BOX!!!

KT: I can't believe this, Veej!! Where the heck...what is he doing here?!

VJ: The hell if I know! Last time I saw Sniper was on the back of a milk carton, but not only is he here, but Maria and Shane McMahon are here as well!!! (sighs) Oh my goodness...folks...this is shocking! But up next...the NFWA Tag Team Titles will be up for grabs! It's Angelfire Vs Angelfire! The World Class Superstars Vs Cosa Nostra! And as of late...it seems as if there's been...well...a bit of dissention amongst the Angelfire members!

(Guess what this is?!?!?!?!??! C'mon! Guess!!! That's right...it's a [ECHO] HIGHLIGHT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!! [/ECHO] We take you back to the 6/21 edition of FNS, where it's announced that the World Class Superstars will take on T Money and Psyko Stevo for the Tag Team Championships in a lumberjack match! Among the lumberjacks...Angelfire members Sewaside and Gutta Mouth. During the match, Sewaside, aiming for Raven, swung a crowbar and accidently KO'd DJP, or so we thought, as later on the match, he and Gutta Mouth would double team DJP on the outside as he was coming to. As a result of the match, and the injury to Glacier of the #1 contender Natural Disaster team, it was announced that The World Class Superstars would defend the titles on PPV...against their own stablemates, Cosa Nostra. The video closes out with clips of Sewaside "accidentally" hitting Kerrboski with a chair on FNS, and Kerrboski doing the same later on in the night, before cutting back to ringside for the match)

Tag Team Titles: The World Class Superstars (Champions) Vs Gutta Mouth and Sewaside

("Hit Em Up" by 2 Pac hits the PA system and the lights flash blue and purple. The crowd gives a mild pop as Sewaside and Gutta Mouth walk out onto the stage and head down the entrance ramp to the ring. The men slide underneath the bottom rope, head towards opposite turnbuckles and raise their arms into the air as the crowd cheers in the background. The music dies down, the arena lights drop and the Olympic Theme hits the PA system. Golden sparks shower down from the rafters, gold spotlights shine on the entrance and the crowd boos wildly as the World Class Superstars step out from the locker room with the Tag Team Titles strapped around their waists. Kerrboski raises his arms into the air as the two start down the entrance ramp towards ringside. They climb up the ring stairs, step into the ring and again soak up the boos from the sold out Chicago crowd. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and it appears as if referee Doug Peterson is preparing to call for the bell, but is stopped by Kerrboski)

VJ: Fans...this bout about to get underway! A battle between two teams consisting of Angelfire members...

KT: Yeah...now Veej, you can't tell me that this was right! That darn Joanie!

VJ: Well...I won't say that I agreed with everything that Joanie did, but she certainly didn't deserve what happened to her Friday Night...as Kerrboski...what is he doing? Kerrboski...he's got a mic here! What...

Kerrboski: Chicago...(crowd boos) wait a second! Before you people...(booing gets louder) SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! (LOUDER boos) Screw you idiots! Ya know what...you people...you people are sick! You disgust me! Sewaside...Gutta Mouth, listen up, guys, because I've got something important to say! Now...we've had our little differences over the past few weeks...yes! We haven't been seeing eye to eye as of late...I mean, lately the two of you have been TOTAL douchebags...(Sewaside advances) WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!!!! I meant that in a good way, mind you!

VJ: (rolls eyes)

Kerrboski: Yeah! Anyway...guys...what I'm trying to say is that we're all Angelfire!!! We're all family, and let's face it...if it wasn't for that little skanklette Joanie, we wouldn't even be having this match!

KT: That's right!

VJ: "Skanklette?"

Kerrboski: Yeah...well we all saw what happened to her! We know that she's out of the picture now! And ya know what...I don't even see a reason for us to have this match!

VJ: Aww c'mon!

KT: He's absolutely right! I mean...why not just let bygones be bygones?

VJ: Kerrboski and DJP...they're trying to back out of the match!

KT: No, they're trying to do the civilized thing and settle their differences like gentlemen!

Kerrboski: (booing dies down) I mean...we...like...you guys!

DJP: Yeah...you're the coolest T Money impersonators we know! (Gutta Mouth advances on him)

Kerrboski: WAIT!!!!!!! All that we're saying is...(singing)GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!!!!!! (LOUD boos from the crowd)

VJ: This is absolutely ridiculous!

KT: What an emotional plea by the World Class Superstars! I mean...look at my eyes, Veej! I think I'm gonna start bawling any minute now!

VJ: Kerrboski and DJP trying to con Sewaside and Gutta Mouth outta this match...

KT: What the...THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Why do you always have to be so negative, Vince Johnson?! Why can't you give them the benefit of the doubt?! I mean...look at them? They're sincere...they're honest, kind-hearted people!

VJ: And they're lowlife cowards if you ask me!

KT: Vince, I won't tolerate your slanderous accusations against the Superstars!

VJ: And now look at DJP and Kerrboski...extending the hands to Sewaside and Gutta! They wanna kiss and make up! Forget all this ever happened!

KT: Quite admirable, in my opinion!

VJ: And Sewaside...don't tell me he's actually buying into this...I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

KT: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: COSA NOSTRA...SHAKING HANDS WITH THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

KT: HAHA! Veej, this is such a Kodak moment!This is...(sniffles)

VJ: Kerrboski and DJP shaking hands with Sewaside and Gutta Mouth...OH!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?

VJ: SEWASIDE JUST CLOTHESLINED KERRBOSKI!!! GUTTA MOUTH WITH A KICK TO DJP!

Ding Ding Ding!!!

KT: What the heck is this?!

VJ: It's called a match, Kevin!!! The bell sounds, and there's no peace after all!! This fight is on!!!!!!!! Angelfire Vs Angelfire!!!

KT: GUYS!!! GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!!! GIVE PEACE A CHANCE--DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: CLOTHESLINE BY GUTTA SENDS DJP OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! And watch Sewaside with Kerrboski here! Irish whip sends him into the ropes...BIG POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!!!! THE COVER...THE COUNT...NEW CHAMP--NO!!!!!!!!! Kerrboski just able to get the shoulder off the mat!!!!

KT: Oh my gosh...Peterson, ring the bell! This match should not be happening!

VJ: The woulda and shoulda don't matter, Kevin, because it is happening, and Cosa Nostra has the Superstars on the run here! Look at Kerrboski...begging off in the corner!!! On his hands and knees...being stalked by Sewaside...

KT: My God, if they've got any sense of decency...OH!

VJ: Hard kick to the midsection by Sewaside...and another by Gutta! And Sewaside...Gutta Mouth! These 2 men doing number on Kerrboski! Stomping away! Stomping the hell outta the Tag Champ...

KT: Oh my God, referee will you do something about this!!!

VJ: Kerrboski back to his feet here...right hand sends him into the ropes...and one from Gutta catches him right on the jaw!!! CN has him set up now...double Irish whip sends Kerrboski into the ropes...OH WAIT!! DJP WITH THE ANKLE...PULLING KERRBOSKI TO THE OUTSIDE!! Saving his Tag Team partner, and the fans don't like that one bit!

KT: They don't hafta like it, it's smart teamwork! And speaking of teamwork, Sewaside...Gutta, what is wrong with you guys...

VJ: Hey wait a damn minute! Kerrboski and DJP have the tag belts! They've got the belts...DON'T TELL ME THEY'RE LEAVING! DON'T TELL ME...

KT: He who fights and walks away, lives to work another day!

VJ: Those no cowards are actually gonna walk away from the match...hey wait a minute!!! Look at Gutta Mouth! Gutta Mouth headed to the top rope...

KT: Um...faster guys, walk faster!

VJ: DJP and Kerrboski trying to make an escape, but watch the newcomer! Watch Gutta Mo--OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THE ELEVATION?!??!?!? HIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGH CROSS BODY CONNECTS ONTO BOTH SUPERSTARS!!!!!!!!!! Both DJP and Kerrboski go down and they go down hard! And watch DJP...back to his feet--RIGHT HAND sends him right back down! Kerrboski to his feet, catches a boot to the midsection as well! And a right hand...and Gutta Mouth...Gutta Mouth bringing him back down to the ring! He's saying "You're not going anywhere, Kerrboski!"

KT: No, no, no!

VJ: OH! Kerrboski thrown back into the ring...and now watch Sewaside! Kerrboski back to his feet, and Sewaside...FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOLBOY!!!! THERE'S THE COUNT...2....THR--NO!!!!!!!!!! Kerrboski...almost coughing up the Titles right there! And watch this now...Boski back to his feet...SEWASIDE with a snap jab, sends him right back into the CN corner!!!! Right back...Sewaside now...

KT: OH!!! Wait a minute, Side!

VJ: He just spit...HE JUST SPIT RIGHT AT DJP ON THE OUTSIDE!!! AND DJP DOESN'T LIKE THAT ONE BIT!!!

KT: Sweet Mother of Mercy, Veej! What the hell ever happened to family unity?!

VJ: Hey wait...DJP on the apron! DJP trying to get at Sewaside, referee Peterson trying to hold him back...

KT: LOOK AT THIS!!!

VJ: CN IN THE CORNER!!! CN DOING A NUMBER ON THE WORLD CLASS ATHLETE, KERRBOSKI!!! THEY ARE BEATING THE HELL...DJP HAS THE ATTENTION OF THE REF!!!

KT: REFEREE!!! TURN AROUND!!!

VJ: Sewaside and Gutta Mouth using some underhanded tactics, as the tag is made to Gutta! And look at Kerrboski...he has had the hell beat outta him in that corner! He's on rubbery legs! He's on dream street...and Gutta Mouth is up on the top!!!

KT: Kerrboski...

VJ: Kerrboski is out of it! He doesn't even see him...OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! GUTTA MOUTH DRIVES HIM HARD TO THE MAT WITH A BULLDOG!!! THAT'LL DO IT RIGHT THERE!!!! Hook of the leg...1...2...NO!!!!!!!! Kerrboski...just barely able to get the shoulder up...just barely!!!

KT: Veej, I bet you're loving this, aren't you!

VJ: Hell yes!

KT: Yes...you would, because you're a sick, disgusting freak, and a lowlife heathen, who wouldn't know taste and decency if it walked up and bit him in the patoote!

VJ: Well I do know that if the World Class Superstars don't do something fast, we'll have brand new Tag Team Champions!! Kerrboski now...backed into the ropes by Gutta Mouth! CN doing a great job of cutting the ring in half--OH!!!!!!!!! He nearly sliced Kerrboski in half with that HARD knife edge chop...AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! Lighting up the chest of Kerrboski!!! And now watch this...Gutta with an Irish whip...reversal by Kerrboski--WAIT A DAMN...DJP PULLED THE ROPE DOWN!!! DJP JUST LOW-BRIDGED GUTTA MOUTH, AND HE GOES TUMBLING OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE OUTSIDE!!

KT: Veej, will you stop trying to disparage the Superstars?!

VJ: Disparage?! They're right here in front of us! The son of a bitch pulled the top rope down!

KT: He was simply trying to pull himself onto the ring apron. He didn't do it on purpose, I assure you!

VJ: Yeah right! This match has been down in the Gutta, so to speak, from the get go! As Kerrboski--OH!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! HE JUST SLAPPED SEWASIDE ACROSS THE FACE!!! KERRBOSKI JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUTTA HIS MOUTH--AND LOOK AT SEWASIDE!!!!!! SEWASIDE GOING AFTER KERRBOSKI!! Referee Peterson trying to hold him back...trying to get Sewaside under control...

KT: (to DJP) Hey wait a minute! What are you doing?

VJ: DJP...he just grabbed that pitcher of water from our announce table!

KT: Hey DJP! C'mon guy...c'mon...

VJ: DJP with that pitcher of water...what the hell is he think--OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH!! MY GOD!!!!!!!

(The crowd pops in the background, and chants of "Holy Sh*t" begin to break out across the arena)

KT: WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED TO FAMILY UNITY?!?!?!?

VJ: DJP JUST SHATTERED THAT GLASS PITCHER RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF GUTTA MOUTH!!! RIGHT OVER THE HEAD...MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST DID THAT!!!

KT: Firestorm must've had another heart attack watching that! Son of a bitch!

VJ: DJP now...tossing Gutta Mouth back into the ring...referee Peterson never saw a damn thing! And now watch Kerrboski--OH! Non-chalant cover...1...2...foot on the ropes!!!! Gutta Mouth...great positioning, able to get his foot across that bottom rope!

KT: How the heck is he even conscious after what just happened out there?

VJ: Well..that only goes to show just how tough Gutta Mouth is! I'll take nothing away from these guys...all 4...Sewaside, Gutta Mouth, the Superstars! They're great athletes! They're tough competitors! Tina wouldn't have chosen them to join the Angelfire organization if they weren't!

KT: That's right...and that lousy sister of hers is so jealous of Tina that it's unreal! Personally, I always thought Tina was the prettier of the two. Doncha think, Veej?

VJ: (rolls eyes) Whatever. Gutta Mouth in the corner as the tag is made to DJP. And watch DJP now...that foot right to the throat of Gutta Mouth...Gutta's been laid open by that pitcher!

KT: You sure that's not just Kool-Aid?

VJ: (looks at Kevin like a fool) DJP...c'mon ref! Get him outta there!

KT: Now Veej, what do you want them to do?! First you want them to fight! Now you want the Superstars to back off! Make up your mind!

VJ: DJP dragging Gutta Mouth out towards the center of the ring here...OH MY! Snap Suplex takes him up and over!!!! Over 24,000 fans here in attendance to witness this...perhaps the last PPV in NFWA history!! The single most important night in the history of our sport, and DJP now...he's headed up top!!

KT: What's he doing?

VJ: DJP...ascending the turnbuckles! Gutta Mouth down on the mat...lying in a pool of blood! And now watch DJP! DJP up top...oh! Showboating for this capacity crowd!

KT: You've gotta love him, Vinnie! He's a true SUPERstar!

VJ: Well these fans sure don't love him, and Gutta Mouth won't love this!! SUPERSTAR PREE--HE MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH!!!!!!!!!

VJ: GUTTA MOUTH MOVED OUTTA THE WAY!!!! DJP WENT FOR THE SUPERSTAR PRESS, AND GOT NOTHING BUT CANVAS!!!!

KT: Get up, DJP!! Get up!!!

VJ: So...you're rooting for the Superstars?

KT: No! Unlike you, I'm fair and impartial! It's just that...DJP!!

VJ: Both men down on the mat, and these fans...seem to be rallying behind Gutta Mouth!!!

KT: I think they're equally appreciative of the gifts possessed by Team Angelfire!

VJ: Gutta Mouth now...crawling towards his corner! Sewaside rallying behind his partner...and DJP making a move as well!!! DJP and Gutta mouth...we've got a race for the tag!! A race for the tag! Who's gonna get their first?! Will it be DJP?? Will it be Gutta Mouth?!

KT: DJP's fresher!

VJ: But Gutta's getting closer! Gutta inching his way towards the buckle...there's the tag to Kerrboski--SEWASIDE GETS THE TAG!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

VJ: SHUT UP BITCH!!!!!! OH!!!!!!!!!!! SEWASIDE WITH A CLOTHESLINE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH KERRBOSKI!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE SENDS KERRBOSKI HARD TO THE MAT!!! Sewaside making a run here! Making a--

KT: HE'S GOT DJP!!!!

VJ: SEWASIDE WITH DJP BY THE THRO--OOOOOOH!!! YANKING HIM OVER THE TOP AND INTO THE RING!!! Right hand by Sewaside floors DJP! And another one floors Kerrboski!!! Sewaside now...handful of hair has DJP...he's got Kerrboski as well!!! What is he thinking here?

KT: I think we're gonna have a meeting of the minds--OH!!!

VJ: DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! Kerrboski and DJP's heads cracking together...

KT: IT SOUNDED LIKE 2 WATERMELONS EXPLODING!!!!!!!!

VJ: Big kick to the jaw by Sewaside, sends DJP to the outside, and watch Kerrboski...OH!!!!!!!!! MODIFIED VERSION OF THE SKY-HI!!!!!!!!! SHADES OF CHICAGO'S OWN D'LO BROWN!!! REFEREE WITH THE COUNT...2...HE'S GOT--NO!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!! KERRBOSKI BARELY ABLE TO SHOOT THAT SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS BEFORE THE COUNT OF 3!!!

KT: Veej...I tell ya what! As much as I don't think this match should be taking place, I'll give credit where it's due! These guys are giving it their all!

VJ: They most certainly are! Sewaside with Kerrboski now...OH! Knee lift right into the gut of the Champion! And another!!! And watch this now...Irish whip in...Sewaside sends Kerrboski into the buckle!!! And now watch Sewaside here...Sewaside charges in...big spla--HEY WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?

VJ: HE DOVE RIGHT INTO A CHAIRSHOT FROM DJP!!!!!!!!!!!! KERRBOSKI HAD THE REFEREE POSITIONED TO WHERE HE DIDN'T SEE IT! And watch Kerrboski...from behind...oooooooh--BOSKI SLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: LIGHT'S OUT!!!!

VJ: There's the cover...DJP's got Gutta Mouth--KERRBOSKI GETS THE 3!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!! **Cue The Olympic Theme!

Announcer: Here are your winners, and STILL NFWA Tag Team Champions: THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: DJP and Kerrboski have just stolen this thing! They've just screwed their own teammates!

KT: Veej, will you stop it! I'll have you know that DJP...

VJ: What?!

KT: He was...where he comes from, offering a seat to someone like that is a sign that you like someone. It was probably a peace offering!

VJ: Yeah sure!! Sewaside...he was just knocked goofy out here by that chairshot from DJP, and the Superstars...they're celebrating like they've just won the Olympics or something!! What a couple of...what a couple of asses!

KT: Veej, call them asses, cowards, all of your petty namecalling doesn't matter, because in the end, the World Class Superstars are the Tag Team Champions of the World!

VJ: The Superstars have won this thing...and now...what is this?!

KT: IT'S SPORTSMANSHIP, VEEJ! Look!

VJ: Kerrboski and DJP now...extending their hands to Gutta Mouth now!!! After screwing them outta the belts, after smashing a pitcher over Gutta Mouth's head, the Superstars wanna say "No Hard Feelings!"

KT: Yes...Angelfire is a family! And the family who plays together...stays together!

VJ: Sewaside is down...but look at the look in the eyes of Gutta Mouth! Do you honestly think...do you think he'll shake the hand of Kerrboski?!

KT: What do you think? He's Angelfire! It's like Tina said, they're a family! They're united! They're--WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!! GUTTA MOUTH JUST NAILED KERRBOSKI!!!!!!!! THERE'S A RIGHT HAND TO DJP!!! OH MY GOODNESS, FOLKS, IT'S BREAKING LOOSE AGAIN!!!

KT: DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HIM?!?!?

VJ: DJP AND KERRBOSKI...HAMMERING AWAY ON GUTTA MOUTH! GUTTA TRYING TO TAKE BOTH MEN ON!!!

KT: THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, VEEJ! TELL ME THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!!

VJ: Oh my goodness! We've got Angelfire suits on their way out here to ringside...Lyla Page as well!! Angelfire is exploding in this very ring!!

KT: SHUT UP! EVERYTHING'S FINE!!!

VJ: These suits in the ring now...trying to restrain DJP!!! Trying to...GUTTA WITH A SPEAR TAKES DOWN KERRBOSKI!!!

KT: Cut to a commercial!!! EVERYTHING'S FINE!!!!

VJ: The hell it is--OOOOOOH!!!!!! SEWASIDE JUST SPEARED DJP!!!!! SEWASIDE AND DJP GOING AT IT NOW!!!! THESE SUITS...OH MY GOODNESS! ANGELFIRE IS ABSOLUTELY FALLING APART AT THE SEAMS!!

KT: EVERYTHING'S FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE--OOOOOOH!!!!!

(Suddenly, flames explode from the ring posts and the arena lights go out. The crowd cheers wildly in the background)

KT: NOW WHAT??!?! NOW WHAT?!?!?

VJ: We've just lost our lights in the United Center!

KT: Veej, what did you break?!

VJ: I didn't...what are you...

KT: And once again, I would just like to reiterate that everything is FINE in Angelfire! Everything is perfectly fine...

(Suddenly, "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA system, and the crowd pops in the background)

KT: Now what is this??!?!

VJ: We've got some music now...playing over the PA system!

KT: Veej, will somebody please tell me what the heck is going on?!

VJ: I wish I knew! Angelfire...Angelfire is in the ring--HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?

VJ: THAT'S TRESSERHORN!!! TRESSERHORN IS IN THE RING WITH A BOTTLE--OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE HIT DJP RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT IN THE...DJP GOT THAT BOTTLE SMASHED OVER HIS HEAD!!! TRESSERHORN IS BACK, FOLKS!!! HE IS BACK, AND HE IS GOING AFTER ANGELFIRE!!!!

KT: Don't just stand there...GET THAT MORON! GET HIM!

VJ: TRESSERHORN NAILS KERRBOSKI WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! Double clothesline runs right through a couple of those suits!! Tresserhorn is on a rampage!! Tresserhorn on a rampage...uh oh!!!

KT: Yeah! Well did he just make the biggest mistake of his life, or what?!

VJ: Sewaside and Gutta Mouth...hammering away upon Tresserhorn...Lyla Page getting her shots in as well!! And now look at Kerrboski now, getting his licks in! This thing...this is turning into a mugging!! Angelfire is mugging Tresserhorn right in the middle of the ring!

KT: That'll teach him...next time, he'll learn to stay out of family business!!

VJ: Angelfire has him outnumbered here! And watch Gutta Mouth...he's got Tresserhorn set up for a piledriver it looks like...oh no!!! Sewaside on the ropes...don't tell me...

KT: They're gonna spike him!

VJ: NO!!! Sewaside and Gutta are gonna spike him!!! They'll break his neck! No--

KT: Hey wait a minute! WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!?!

VJ: What the--OH!!!! Down goes Sewaside!!! Some guy from the crowd just shoved Sewaside off the top rope!!!

KT: Veej...who is that?!?! Who is...OH!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!! HE JUST NAILED GUTTA MOUTH WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD!!! AND THERE'S A SHOT FOR KERRBOSKI AS WELL!!! AND ANGELFIRE...ANGELFIRE MAKING A RETREAT HERE!!! ANGELFIRE GETTING OUTTA DODGE!!!!!

KT: Those idiots...Veej, who the heck is that guy?! Who does he think he is?!

VJ: I have absolutely no clue...but folks...one thing that's for sure is that Tresserhorn is back!!! Tresserhorn is back, and he wants revenge on Angelfire!!!!!!!

KT: Who is that guy?!?!?

(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see Rosie Sanchez waiting out in the parking lot, as a silver limo pulls up to the arena. The backdoor opens up, and the crowd cheers as Ice Cube steps out from the back with the NFWA ULTIMATE Title draped over his shoulder. Rosie immediately runs over to him)

RS: Ice Cube! Ice Cube...rumors have been running rampant over the past couple of days as to what your condition is after the car accident on Friday night! How are you feeling?

Ice Cube: How am I feeling?

(Ice Cube steps out from behind the door, revealing a a soft cast and silver knee brace on his left knee. The crowd oohs and ahhs in the background.)

Ice Cube: Does this answer your question?

(Ice Cube shoves her aside and limps towards the backdoor)

RS: But Ice Cube...what does this mean?! (pause) Does this mean that you won't be able to compete tonight against T Money?

(Ice Cube suddenly stops dead in his tracks, then turns towards Rosie with a look of intensity in his eyes, almost scaring her)

Ice Cube: Lemme tell you something, Rosie...there is no way...there is no way in hell, that I'm gonna give this belt up to T Money! (crowd pops) There is no way in hell...that I'm gonna give this belt up to Angelfire! Because you see...I AM the motherf*cking NFWA! I've represented it through the thick and the thin, for 2 long years, Rosie! And the NFWA may or may not die tonight...but as far as this goes...the only way T Money will be able to take it away from me...is by prying it from my cold...dead...hands!!!!!

(Ice Cube rolls his eyes and limps back towards the arena, and enters through the door)

VJ: Fans...strong words by Ice Cube...

KT: But that's not the story, Veej! The story is that Ice Cube's not 100%!!! Ice Cube is weakened going in there against T Money!!!

("One Mic" plays in the background, and the graphic for Kaos's and Bruiser's Flaming Table match appears on screen)

VJ: Well folks, up next...it's a Flaming Table match! Rick Bruiser goes one on one with Former Partner and Too Xtreme teammate, Kaos! This match has some major implications as far as Rick Bruiser goes...let's take a look at how this all came about!

Showtime (6/22/02):

(The timer reappears on screen, as the crowd counts down...3...2...1...)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

(The beat from "Get Right" by Fabolous hits the PA system, however, before he can begin)

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHO THE HECK?!?!

VJ: THAT'S RICK BRUISER!!!!!!!!!! RICK BRUISER FROM THE CROWD JUST ATTACKED KAOS!!!! RICK BRUISER...BRUISER HAS JUST RUINED THIS CONTEST...AND HE IS ALL OVER KAOS!!!! We've got the judges over there trying to pull Bruiser...trying to get him off of Kaos...

KT: Where the heck did he...

VJ: OH WAIT!!!! BRUISER JUST HIT REDMAN!!!!! DOWN GOES DRE!!!

KT: He's gone berserk!!!!!!

VJ: BRUISER HAS EMINEM!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd goes wild, and chants of "Holy Sh*t" echo through out the arena)

VJ: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!! HE JUST POWERBOMBED EMINEM THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!!! EMINEM...MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday Night:

Joanie: ...last Tuesday night on IHG...Kaos challenged Rick Bruiser to a Steel Cage match at the PPV. However, we at NFWA HQ declined the match, citing Rick's past run-ins with the law, and because there's simply no space for him on the NFWA roster. He lost his spot when he went to jail a few months back. Prior to Saturday night, we had no plans of allowing Rick Bruiser to step in the ring at SlamFest...and to be quite honest, there was serious question as to whether or not Bruiser would be allowed to step into an NFWA ring again. But that changed this past week at Showtime, when Rick Bruiser interrupted the Freestyle Contest between Sewaside and Kaos...attacking his former partner and a few well-known rappers...most notably, putting Eminem through a table. Since that time, there's been talk of legal action being taken by Eminem and a few other stars...complaints from Kaos, because he truly feels that he's the best rapper in the NFWA today...and he's been making all kinds of noise, saying he wants Bruiser. He wants to make him pay, so I met with NFWA officials, and we came to the conclusion that this Sunday Night on PPV, Rick Bruiser WILL step into the ring with Kaos...not in a Steel Cage match...but a TABLE match. A FLAMING table match, to be exact. Now, seeing as how Bruiser's not on the active roster, I'm adding a stipulation that if Bruiser wins this match...the ban will be lifted, and he will be allowed to return sometime in the near future. However...if Rick loses...not only will he be barred from the NFWA forever, but his earnings from this match, in addition to every paycheck that he earned in 2002 while under contract to the NFWA, will be given to Eminem and the other disgruntled rappers as settlement for the attack from Showtime.

(***LIVE ACTION***The crowd boos wildly when Rick Bruiser steps out from his locker room, flexes and begins walking down the hallway)

VJ: Well fans...there he is!!! Again, this is a history PPV, because tonight, the NFWA may live on...but if Kaos has his way, it'll live on without Rick Bruiser!

(Bruiser steps out of camera site as we cut back out to ringside, where gas cans and wooden tables line the guardrail)

Flaming Table Match: Rick Bruiser Vs Kaos

("#1" by Nelly hits the PA system and red spotlights flash over the entrance. The crowd cheers wildly as Kaos steps out from the locker room, raises his arms into the air and starts down the entrance ramp to ringside, pointing to a sign in the crowd reading "BAN BRUISER". He slides under the bottom rope, runs towards a far turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air as the crowd cheers in the background. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and "WHOA" by Black Rob hits the PA system. The spotlights turn a dark blue, the arena lights dim and a roar of boos come up from the crowd as Rick Bruiser steps out from the locker room with a huge smile on his face. He folds his arms, looks into the crowd with disdain, and starts down the entrance ramp towards ringside)

VJ: Well folks, here comes Rick Bruiser...and listen to this negative reaction for Rick! Kevin...I don't think I've ever heard such a reaction for Rick Bruiser!

KT: I can't see why these people are booing him! I mean...personally, I don't see anything wrong in what he did last week! I mean...I personally would've loved to smack Eminem around myself!

VJ: Well the NFWA was facing a lawsuit, and Joanie did the only reasonable thing she could do...

KT: Please, Veej! Don't even try to imply that Joanie's some kinda professiona--

VJ: OH WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: THAT'S SCARLET KV!!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!

VJ: KV FROM THE LOCKER ROOM JUST NAILED BRUISER RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE KNEE!!! AND AGAIN RIGHT TO THE SPINE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! SCARLET KV!!! KV IS BEATING THE HELL OUTTA RICK BRUISER ON THE RAMP!!!! WHY IS HE DOING THIS?!?! WHY?!?!?!

KT: The better question would be "How could these sick freaks in Chicago cheer for this??!?!? How???!!?"

VJ: Oh my goodness, we've got officials out here trying to hold back KV...Bruiser absolutely got tatooed with the chairshot! His knee was taken out...Bruiser is down and he may be out! And now look at Kaos! Kaos is headed up the ramp!

KT: You've gotta be kidding me, Veej!!! He is not gonna...

VJ: KV being ushered to the back! Bruiser has barely moved since catching that chair to the head, and Kaos has the gas can!! Kaos...

KT: Damn it, Veej! Tell me he's not gonna...he's not--WHAT THE HECK?!?!? WHAT IS THAT FREAK DOING?!?!?

VJ: HE'S POURING THAT GASOLINE ALL OVER THE BODY OF RICK BRUISER!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT, KAOS NO!!! NO!!!!

KT: IS HE CRAZY??!!??!

VJ: My goodness, folks, this is a flaming table match, but the way things are going here, the match may not even begin--OH! KAOS HAS A LIGHTER!! KAOS...

KT: Alright, were are the fighterfighters! Somebody call FDNY!!!! FDNY--

VJ: OH wait a minute!!! Bruiser catches Kaos coming in with a double leg takedown! And watch Bruiser...Bruiser turning him over! Bruiser turning him over...

KT: IT'S THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: SHARPSHOOTER ON THE RAMPWAY!!! SHARPSHOOTER...A DESPERATION MOVE BY RICK BRUISER!!!

KT: Desperation?! It's damn smart!!!! Great thinking on the part of Rick Bruiser!

KT: Maybe so, but great thinking won't win you this match!!! this is all about putting your opponent through a flaming table!!! This is all about...

KT: What is that psychopath Kaos doing?

VJ: Kaos with the lighter...Bruiser really cinching in on that hold...Kaos...what the hell is he...OH MY GOD!!!!!! GOOD GOD! HE'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!! BRUISER'S ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THE MATTER WITH HIM???!?!?

VJ: BRUISER'S LEG JUST CAUGHT ON FIRE!!! AND LOOK AT BRUISER!!! BRUISER'S PANICKED!!! BRUISER'S...

KT: WHOEVER'S IN THE BACK, DAMN IT, DON'T JUST SIT THEIR, WE'VE GOT A MAN ON FIRE OUT HERE!!!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness...referee Cooper now with the fire extinguisher headed towards Rick Bruiser...and there! Spraying Bruiser with the extinguisher...oh my God, the fire is out!!! The fire has been put out! Unbelievable!

KT: Darn it, Veej! That friggin Kaos has been listening to WAY too many Eminem songs!

VJ: I can't say that I agree with Kaos' tactics there, and speaking of Kaos...what the hell is he doing now?!

KT: Something moronic, no doubt!

VJ: Kaos...once again with the gas can, approaching Rick Bruiser on the stage! Bruiser's ankle and leg have been burned!!! Bruiser has gotta be in intense pain and Kaos...c'mon, ref!!!!

KT: Yeah, this is going too far! This is--

VJ: OH WAIT!!! Bruiser shoving the official into Kaos! He's got that fire extinguisher! He's got that--OOOH!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH MY GOD! Did you hear that?!

VJ: Bruisr with a hard shot to the midsection of Kaos with the fire extinguisher!

KT: That'll break a rib or two...hell! It'll shatter the whole damn rib cage!

VJ: And you can see the effects of that one! Kaos gasping for air! Gasping for break, and Bruiser once again! Once again with that Fire extinguisher...

KT: Here we go--OOOOOOOH!!!!!!!

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! RICK BRUISER...BRUISER WITH THAT SHOT JUST SENT KAOS FLYING RIGHT OFF THE STAGE!! RIGHT THROUGH A TECHNICIAN'S TABLE?!?!?

KT: Veej, has this thing even started yet? I didn't hear a bell!

VJ: I have no clue! But Kaos...he just took a tumble headfirst off of that stage...my God he could be dead!

KT: Then RING THE BELL! BRUISER STAYS FOR LIFE...

VJ: Will you please?!

KT: Will I please what, Veej?! Are you even using that Lexicon I bought you for your birthday?!

VJ: (rolls eyes) Kaos...had this been a regular table match, this thing would be over, but the object of the game is to put your opponent through a FLAMING table! Something that would be a total disaster for Rick Bruiser, especially considering that he was drenched in gasoline moments ago!

KT: Look out, Kaos!

VJ: OH! Bruiser stomping right between the shoulder blades! Kaos went off that stage...this is no average NFWA stage either. This stage is about 12-15 feet tall...Kaos took a big drop and Bruiser...bringing him back to the ring it looks like! Kaos...

KT: He's out of it, Veej!

VJ: OH! No he isn't out of it! Rake at the face by Kaos, Bruiser fires back with one of his own! AND KAOS RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! And another...these 2 men slugging it out down there on the floor!

KT: Veej, Kaos is fighting on nothing but instinct! There's no way he's 100% after that!!

VJ: Watch Bruiser! Handful of hair dragging Kaos back towards ringside...Kaos...oh wait...Kaos with an Irish whip...OH MY GOODNESS! Bruiser hits hard off that barricade!!!! Bruiser's back just exploding off of the steel, and Kaos now! Going for the wood!!! Kaos going for one of those table...oh wait!! Bruiser from behind...

KT and VJ: OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH GOD!!! Oh...God!!!

VJ: Side Russian Leg Sweep by Bruiser...Kaos' head smacked hard off the guardrail! And both these men...my God!

KT: Veej, don't you think Kaos' head hitting off of that guardrail sounded similar to that of a watermelon smashing?

VJ: (brief pause) I dunno about all that, now.

KT: Really...tell me something, Veej? Exactly how do you know what a watermelon smashing sounds like?! Is that some national pastime you people have up in Canada? Instead of a Ho-down or a Square dance, ya get all the family together for a good, old-fashioned watermelon smashing?!

VJ: It was a figure of speech!

KT: Well I think your figure is speaking Chinese or something, because I don't understand it at all!

VJ: Shut up and call the match! Bruiser and Kaos...both men are spent here this evening! Bruiser...he has to be in all kinds of pain after having his ankle set ablaze by Kaos! And Kaos himself can't be feeling too good, especially after that move, which will probably make Kaos' head look like a squashed watermelon!

KT: (shakes his head)

VJ: And now Bruiser...bringing Kaos down to ringside...Bruiser tossing him into the ring, and...

Ding Ding Ding!!!

KT: What?! You mean to tell me that after all that's just happened, the match hadn't even started??!

VJ: Well there's the bell! This bout now officially underway...

KT: And it's officially getting ready to end! Look!

VJ: Oh boy! Bruiser bringing out the wood from underneath the ring! Bruiser...sliding that table into the ring! And I've got a feeling...I've got a feeling that Bruiser's getting ready to burn one!

KT: (SLAP VINCE) Hey stupid! Didn't Tina tell you about drug-related references on NFWA TV!

VJ: I meant a table!

KT: Sure, sure! And your mother smashes watermelons!

VJ: WILL YOU SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN WATERMELONS?!?!??! Bruiser with a can of lighter fluid now...headed into the ring! Kaos trying to get himself together...

KT: He'd better do it fast, because Bruiser's about to spark that puppy up!

VJ: Pouring the lighting fluid all over the table now! Bruiser...absolutely drenching that table! Using every last ounce of fluid in the can!!!

KT: Veej...it's safe to say it right about now!! Rick Bruiser WILL RETURN to the NFWA...well, there won't be an NFWA to return to, so it really doesn't matter, now does it?

VJ:Bruiser now...telling the official to light it up!! Bruiser telling the referee...OH! Hard boot to the midsection of Kaos in the buckle! And again, Bruiser stomping away on Kaos!!

KT: AND THERE IT IS, VEEJ!!! There it is!

VJ: The table's been set ablaze!!!! Referee Cooper setting the table ablaze, and now look at Bruiser! Bruiser with Kaos...

KT: Get ready, Veej! And a one, and a two, and a three...(singing) Welcome back! Welcome back, welcome back, welcome--BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH NO--OOOOOH!!!!!! KAOS...BRUISER WAS GONNA TRY A POWERBOMB, BUT BRUISER JUST BACKDROPPED INTO THE FLAMES...

KT:HE'S BURNING AGAIN, VEEJ!!! NOT AGAIN!!!

VJ: BRUISER JUST GRAZING THE TABLE, BUT DAMN IT, HE'S ON FIRE AGAIN!!! HE'S ON FIRE...AND NOW WATCH KAOS! KAOS HEADED OVER HERE BY US!

KT: Damn it, somebody get the damn fire extinguisher!!!

VJ: The fire extinguisher up on stage, and watch Kaos! He just grabbed a chair from the timekeeper's table!

KT: What's he doing?! The man's burning and you're gonna--WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!! KAOS!!! KAOS PUTTING THE FIRE OUT THE HARD WAY!!!! PUTTING IT OUT THE HARD WAY!!! HE IS BEATING RICK BRUISER ACROSS THE BACK WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! WEARING HIM OUT!!! WEARING HIM OUT!!!! GOOD GOD, KAOS IS ON FIRE, DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! No pun intended!!!

KT: I cannot believe these sick freaks are actually cheering this crap!!!

VJ: Kaos...somehow managing to smother those flames with those steel chairs!

KT: Do you really think he was trying to help Bruiser by doing that?

VJ: Well...I think Kaos would make an excellent fireman.

KT: Right, and you also thought that Thomas Jefferson was the played by Sherman Helmsley!

VJ: What? Bruiser now...trying to get back to his feet, but watch Kaos! Kaos waiting on him with that chair!!!

KT: Oh Rick! Look out---OW!

VJ: RIGHT TO THE ANKLE!!! THAT BURNED ANKLE OF RICK BRUISER!!! KAOS ATTACKING IN ANKLE!!!!

KT: This is vicious, Veej!

VJ: Indeed! Bruiser off the ropes...Kaos catches him with a boot to the midsection...oh wait a minute! Wait a minute...

KT:NO!!! NOOOOOO!!!

VJ: Oh boy...TICKING TIME BOMB!!! ON THE CHAIR!!! ON THE--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT:OH CRAP!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

VJ: MY GOD, YES!!!! RICK BRUISER...COUNTERING THE 3RD POWERBOMB INTO A FACEBUSTER ON THE CHAIR!!!! KAOS DRIVEN FACEFIRST INTO THAT CHAIR, BY WHAT IN MY MIND WAS WITHOUT A DOUBT ANOTHER DESPERATION MOVE BY RICK BRUISER!!!

KT: And what a move it was, Veej! Give the devil his due!

VJ: I'll never take a thing away from Bruiser! He's a former World Champion! Former I-C and TV Champion! A Tag Team Champion with his brother Nick! He's an incredible athlete, as both these men try to fight their way back to his feet...

KT: Look at Rick's back, Veej! Is he NOT hardcore?

VJ: Oh, he's hardcore!!! The man is as X-Treme as X-Treme can get...as Kaos fires off a right hand to Rick!!! Another one...and BRUISER RESPONDS!!!

KT: This match is amazing, I gotta tell ya! Uh oh!

VJ: Kaos missing with a right hand! Bruiser shoves him into the ropes...and watch Kaos...Bruiser catches him coming off--OOOOOH!!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF RICK BRUISER!!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH...

KT: OH YEAH!!!!! HERE IT COMES...

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!! MILITARY PRESS SLAM BY RICK!!!! KAOS THROUGH THE TABLE!!! RING THE DAMN BELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "WHOA"

Announcer: Here is your winner: Rick Bruiser!!!!!!

VJ: MY GOD WHAT A SPECTACULAR MATCH-UP!!!!! BOTH THESE MEN...THEY TOOK EACH OTHER TO THE LIMIT!!!

KT: Yeah...I'll give it to them, Veej! That match was brutal...and to top it off...THE BAN HAS BEEN LIFTED!!! THE RETURN IS SET!!!! BRUISER WILL BE BACK!!!!

VJ: Yes! With this win, Rick Bruiser now has the opportunity to return to the NFWA!

KT: Yes, yes...too bad the fed won't be around for him to enjoy it! (sinister chuckle)

VJ: You're sick!!!!! Really sick!!! Bruiser has won this thing folks...both men are down in the ring, and...hey wait a minute!!! That's KV again! KV on his way back out here!

KT: Now Veej, tell me what this is all about! Tell me why KV is doing this...

VJ: KV in the ring with that chair...OH C'MON!!!! CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE KNEE OF RICK BRUISER!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!

KT: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!

VJ: SCARLET KV! BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUTTA RICK BRUISER!!! BRUISER IS...OH MY GOODNESS, FOLKS!!! BRUISER BEING ABSOLUTELY TAKEN APART...AND WATCH KAOS!!! CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF KV!!!! SCARLET KV ROLLING TO THE OUTSIDE NOW...AND KAOS WITH THAT CHAIR OF HIS OWN, SAYING "BRING IT!"

KT: Why...why does KV keep coming out here after Bruiser?

VJ: I dunno! I really don't know! KV headed back to the locker room...and take a look into those eyes!!! KV...

KT: He's not all there!

VJ: Oh, he's there! That's one of the most sinister minds in this sport! Meanwhile...in the ring...look at Kaos! Kaos...Kaos extending the hand to Rick Bruiser now!

KT: Huh?

VJ: These 2 men...they just went to hell and back, and Kaos...extending the hand...will Rick Bruiser...HE TAKES IT!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd pops and applauds in the background, as "WHOA" starts back up over the PA system. Kaos pulls Rick Bruiser back to his feet, drapes his arm over his shoulder and proceeds to help him out of the ring)

VJ: Folks...what a display of sportsmanship on the part of Kaos!

KT: "Sportsmanship?!" That's sportsmanship?!

VJ: Classy move on the part of Kaos! He went down fighting, and congratulated his opponent...

KT: HE DRENCHED HIM IN GASOLINE!!!! HE LIT HIM ON FIRE TWICE!!! HELL, TONIGHT HE'LL PROBABLY ATTEMPT TO SODOMIZE HIS CHILDREN, BUT...

VJ: WILL YOU STOP?!

KT: NO I WON'T!! BECAUSE YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE, VINCE JOHNSON! THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS WON THE MATCH, FAIR AND SQUARE OUT HERE, AND ALL YOU DO IS TALK ABOUT HOW THEY'RE COWARDS! HOW THEY CAN'T FIGHT THEIR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG! BUT YOUR FRIEND...THAT ANOREXIC P.N. NEWS, KAOS COMES OUT HERE AND DOES THIS PSYCHOTIC CRAP, AND YOU CALL HIM A SPORTSMAN?!

VJ: Will you calm down?

KT: DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN!!!! I'M KEVIN TAYLOR! I'M THE # 1 BROADCAST JOURNALIST THIS SPORT HAS EVER SEEN, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE, VEEJ?! HUH?! DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW?!

VJ: Well...

KT: YOU'RE NOTHING, PAL!!!!!!!!! NOTHING! N! O! T! H! I! G! I MEAN...(stammers) SCREW YOU, PAL!!!!!!!!!

VJ: (sighs) Folks, speaking of the World Class Superstars...I've just got word that something's going on in the back...

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see a man dressed in a ninja outfit attacking DJP)

VJ: Hey, what the?!? WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT...WHAT'S GOING ON BACK THERE?!

(In the melee, the cameraman is knocked to the ground, and the screen snows out and cuts back to ringside)

VJ: What the...what was that all about?!

KT: I'll tell ya what that was all about, Veej! That was...that was no one but that blasted Psyko Stevo! (screeching) HE'S ATTACKING ANGELFIRE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

VJ: What the...would you calm down?! We didn't even get a good look at what was going on! That cameraman taken out in all of the carnage back there...

KT: Vince, for the last time, how many other ninjas do you know in the NFWA?! Huh?! How many others do you know?!

VJ: Well..just Stevo...

KT: EXACTLY!!!! I know you're Canadian, but would you please TRY to have a little common sense?!

VJ: (shakes head) Well, folks...it's been a wild...night already, and we're only halfway there! Let's take you backstage, where...I'm being told that Amy's caught up with Scarlet KV!

(The camera cuts back to the interview area where we see Scarlet KV pacing back and forth)

AD: Well, I'm back here with Scarlet KV, guys, and KV...can you tell us why you did what you did out there?!

SKV (snatches the mic) Hah! This is payback, Bruiser. You should have never dared to challenge The Near Perfect Human Creation. It was an insult to the Psycho of Madness, to dare step into my path. It is the fact that you should realize that Black Blood is returning soon, and your going to be a prime example of what the true leader of Black Blood can do to the weaklings of today.

AD: What do...what do...

(Suddenly, the cameraman is shoved aside, and Shark enters the picture with a look of anger on his face)

Shark: SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!?!?!?

AD: Excuse me...

Shark: Shut your stinking hole!!!!! I'm sick and tired of this bullsh*t!!! Somebody please tell me...what's this?! SNIPER'S back in the NFWA all of a sudden?! Huh?! He's come back to screw me...

AD: Shark...

Shark: That piece of sh*t has been working my f*cking me over for the past 2 years!!! Well damn, lemme tell you something, that sorry ass son of a bitch had better not stick his f*cking nose in my match tonight...

SKV: (shoves Shark)

Shark: What the f*ck's your problem! (Shoves KV)

AD: Um...guys!! Guys...

KT: LOOK AT THIS!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! KV AND SHARK!!! KV AND SHARK IN THE INTERVIEW AREA!!!!!!! KV AND SHARK GOING AT IT!! GOING AT IT TOOTH AND NAIL IN THE BACK...

(A whole host of officials burst into the room to separate the 2 wrestlers, as they struggle to get at one another)

VJ: Oh my goodness...ladies and gentlemen...

KT: What has gotten into everybody here tonight!

VJ: The emotions here running at a fever pitch tonight at SlamFest 2!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The scene opens backstage, where we see DJP lying on the floor in a pool of blood. The Ninja is nowhere to be found. Suddenly, Kerrboski runs into the picture followed by Tina and Firestorm, both in their wrestling gear)

Tina: What the...WHAT HAPPENED?!

Kerrboski: Huh?!

Tina: Who did this who...

Kerrboski: I'm telling ya, it was Stevo!!! He came outta nowhere and jumped us! (to DJP) Hold on, little buddy!

Firestorm: Can we get some help back here?! HEY!! WE NEED SOME HELP FOR HIM!!!!!!!!

(Tina runs off to get some help, as the camera focuses on DJP's body lying on the floor. The camera cuts out to ringside for the next match)

Women's Title 2/3 Falls:"Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders (Champion) Vs Kammy

("What Kammy Wants, Kammy Gets" hits the PA system and a bright pink spotlight shines on the stage. The Chicago fans all come to their feetas Kammy steps out from the locker room twirls her whip into the air and starts down the entrance ramp towards ringside. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and walks towards the center of the ring twirling the whip above her head. She hands the whip over to a ringside attendant, before referee Stephanie Jenkins straps the chain onto her wrist. The music dies down, "My Generation" hits the PA system, and the crowd boos wildly as "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders walks out onto the stage with the Women's Title belt draped over her right shoulder. She flashes a sexy smile into the camera, before raising the title belt high above her head and walking down the entrance ramp to ringside. She pauses before climbing into the ring, getting into the face of some fat woman wearing an old Michael Jordan #45 basketball jersey. Event staff manages to separate Alyssa from the woman as she climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and walks towards the center of the ring with her title held high above her head. Fans boos and dozens of camera flashes go off in the crowd, as the lights return to normal, the music dies down, and Alyssa hands her title belt over to referee Stephanie Jenkins, who then proceeds to strap the chain onto her wrist. Then, Kammy and Alyssa walk out to the center of the ring and go eye to eye as Jenkins signals for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well folks...here we go! A first ever for the NFWA Women's Division. 2/3 falls! 3 stages of hell...the first fall will be a chain match! The 2nd, a steel cage encounter! And the 3rd...if necessary, it will be last woman standing, and these two young ladies have not taken their eyes off of one another for a second!

KT: Lady? Is Kammy what you call a lady?

VJ: Would you leave Kammy alone?

KT: Veej, tell the truth, I bet you even went out and bought that filthy Playboy of hers, didn't you?

VJ: Well...yes. It was...it was a beautiful spread!

KT: Please! It's filth, it's low brow pornography, and that type of behavior exemplifies everything that's wrong with the NFWA...but don't worry, because after Alyssa Sanders takes apart Kammy's surgically enhanced body, piece by piece, there won't be any spreads for her! Maybe...maybe she'll clean herself up..and join a Church or something! That woman needs prayer!

VJ: Will you leave her alone?! Alyssa and Kammy...a long, intense staredown! And the crowd can feel this one! Kammy wants payback on Alyssa...not only for defeating her for the Women's Title, but also for what she did to her good friend Darkest Desir--YOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHOOOOO! DID YOU HEAR THAT?!

VJ: Alyssa...she just...she just slapped the taste outta Kammy's mouth!

KT: That was great! That was absolutely--HEY!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN BY KAMMY!!! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN AND LOOK AT HER HAMMER AWAY UPON ALYSSA SANDERS!!!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! KAMMY WITH RIGHT HANDS!!! BEATING THE HELL OUTTA THE WOMEN'S CHAMP!

KT: She's cheating, that's what she's doing! That's a blatant use of illegal fists!

VJ: Oh wait a second! Kammy grabbing two handfuls of hair! Kammy...Kammy's got Alyssa...

KT: Not her hair!!! Not her beautifu--OH!!! WHAT?!?!?

VJ: WHOA!!! Kammy beeling Alyssa across the ring, Alyssa yanking on the end of that chair, brought Kammy with her.

KT: See, Veej! That only goes to show how stupid Kammy is! Get her Alyssa! YES!

VJ: OH! Alyssa Sanders...stomping away to the neck and the back of Kammy! The challenger in some trouble here...and look at Alyssa...Alyssa wrapping that chain around the throat of Kammy now!! And this is perfectly legal, folks!

KT: No swank, Sherlock! Kammy begged and pleaded for this match with Alyssa, but all she did was give Alyssa a license to kill! To execute and exterminate her right in the middle of this ring here tonight!!!

VJ: Kammy...hammering away with fists to the head of Alyssa, and the hold is broken!!!! And Kammy...gasping for breath...AND ALYSSA RIGHT BACK ON HER!!! THAT STEEL CHAIN WRENCHED IN TIGHT AROUND KAMMY'S AIR PASSAGE!!! AND KAMMY ONCE AGAIN!! KAMMY HAMMERING AWAY TO THE HEAD--OOOH! RIGHT IN THE EAR!!!!

KT: Man...I know that hurts, Veej!

VJ: Damn right it hurts! Alyssa broke the grip there...Kammy may have popped her eardrum with that shot! Alyssa staggered, and watch Kammy! Kammy with that chain...

KT: Um...Alyssa!!! Alyssa...watch it...

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW KAMMY RETURNING THE FAVOR!!!!! KAMMY...WRAPPING THAT STEEL CHAIN AROUND THE THROAT OF ALYSSA SANDERS!!!!!! KAMMY CHOCKING ALYSSA!!! ALYSSA TRYING TO FIGHT IT!!! ALYSSA GASPING FOR AIR!

KT: Stephanie, do something about this!

VJ: There's absolutely nothing that she can do! This match is no DQ, and Alyssa...Alyssa being choked out! And watch Kammy now...

KT: What...what the heck is she doing?!

VJ: Kammy with that chain...winding it up around the throat of Alyssa...OH!!!!!!!! NECKBREAKER!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY USING THE CHAIN FOR A MODIFIED NECKBREAKER...MY GOD, SHE ALMOST DECAPITATED HER!!!!!!!!!

KT: Alyssa...Alyssa get up!!!

VJ: And now Kammy...Kammy trying to rally this crowd behind her! Kammy...I think she's getting ready to end this thing! Kammy headed over to the corner...dragging Alyssa...SHE HITS THE FIRST BUCKLE!!!!!!! Kammy hitting the 1st turnbuckle...and now she's making her rounds!!! Kammy...

KT: look at this...

VJ: THERE'S THE 2ND...HEY!!! THAT'S...THAT'S LYLA PAGE!!! LYLA PAGE ON HER WAY OUT TO RINGSIDE!!!!

KT: Um...obviousaly to show some moral support towards her Angelfire sister...

VJ: Oh yeah right! I don't have a good feeling about this folks, as Kammy...Kammy hits the 3rd turnbuckle!!!!! Dragging Alyssa Sanders around the ring...and now there's only one left to go! One turnbuckle left, and the 1st fall will belong to Kammy...and now...look a Page here! Page climbing on the apron!!! Lyla Page on the ring apr--OOOOOOOH! Kammy with a right hand sends her to the floor!

KT: Who does she think she is, Veej?!

VJ: Oh wait!!! Roll up by Alyssa Sanders!!! Sanders with Kammy...1...SHE'S GOT THE TIGHTS!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner of the 1st fall: "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders!!!

KT: HAHA!!! And that's how easy it is, Veej! It's just that simple!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders stealing the first fall from Kammy here and Kammy...she cannot believe it!!!

KT: It just goes to show you just who the real Queen of Supreme is here in the NFWA, and it's not Kammy!!!

VJ: This crowd not happy with the outcome of that! Let's take another look at that finish there!

(**REPLAY** We get an instant replay of Kammy moving towards the final buckle, only to be cut off at the pass by Lyla Page! Kammy hits Page with a right hand, knocking her from the apron to the floor, as Alyssa uses the distraction to sneak up from behind and roll Kammy up, using the tights to pick up the 1-2-3! ***LIVE ACTION*** Suddenly, a HUGE pyro explosion goes off in the rafters, and sparks begin shooting from the lighting truss as "4 Alarm Blaze" by MOP feat. Jay-Z hits the PA system. The crowd cheers as the steel cage begins to lower from the rafters)

VJ: Well fans...we're getting set for the 2nd fall here. This fall will be a cage match! There are 2 ways to win, either climb over the top of the cage or through the door to the arena floor, or you can pin your opponent, or make him submit!

KT: Um...those are actually 3 ways, Veej!

VJ: Well...oh! Look at Kammy! Kammy trying to get at Alyssa....referee Jenkins trying to keep Kammy at bay! Trying to make sure Kammy doesn't attack until the cage comes down...

KT: And that just goes to show you what kinda sportsman Kammy is! Alyssa...there's a real athlete for you, Veej!

VJ: Please! Alyssa taunting this capacity crowd...

(The cage lowers to where it covers the ring as referee Stephanie Jenkins signals for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: There's the bell! This 2nd fall is underway...

KT: LOOK OUT ALYSSA!!!

VJ: What the...OH MY GOODNESS!!! KAMMY GOING RIGHT AT ALYSSA!!!!! KAMMY JUST EXPLODED ACROSS THAT RIGHT...

KT: You see what I mean, Veej! She attacked before she was ready! I say the ref throws Kammy outta here and awards the match to Alyssa via DQ!

VJ: Fat chance that's ever gonna happen! There's no DQ in a Cage Match! You can only win by climbing up over the top of that cage towards the arena floor, or by pinfall...and now what's Kammy doing?! Kammy...

KT: What is she...STEPHANIE?!?!?!?!

VJ: Kammy just snatched that steel chain from out of the hands of Stephanie Jenkins!!!!!!!!

KT: What the...what is that doing in the ring?!?!?!

VJ: I dunno! Stephanie never getting rid of the chain, and watch Kammy! Kammy stalking Alyssa with that thing!

KT: Darn it, the chain match was the last fall!!! The chain match was--NO!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!! AND KAMMY WITH THAT CHAIN WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT OF THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION! KAMMY PULLING ON THAT THING--YANKING ALYSSA ACROSS THE RING!!!!! DRAGGING HER AROUND THIS CAGE BY HER DAMN NECK, AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!

KT: Stephanie...Lyla! Don't just stand there, do something quick!

VJ: Oh what's this now?! Kammy with Alyssa...pulling her back to her FEET!!!!!!!!!!! Alyssa just slung headfirst into the steel mesh!!!!!!

KT: Damn it, Veej!!!

VJ: And now Kammy...once again dragging Alyssa by that chain!!!! Dragging her around the ring...ohhhhhh--OOH!!!!!!!!!! Alyssa...one more time right into the steel!!!! Alyssa Sanders twice now...hitting face first off that steel cage!!!

KT: This is horrible Vince! Kammy...that jealous little....she's...she's trying to ruin Alyssa's beautiful face--WHAT THE--

VJ: OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!! LYLA PAGE CLIMBING THE SIDE OF THE CAGE...KAMMY SLINGING THAT CHAIN RIGHT AT THE CAGE...CRACKING THE FINGERS OF LYLA PAGE, AND DOWN SHE GOES!!!

KT: Now Veej, tha was uncalled for and you know it!

VJ: She had no business climbing up the side of the cage! And watch Alyssa now...Alyssa using that steel mesh to pull herself back to her feet...

KT: Veej, do you see any blood?

VJ: I wouldn't be surprised if there was! Alyssa hit hard off that cage not once, but twice! As Kammy...this time wrapping the chain around her fist!!!

KT: She is so unoriginal!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders is on dream street folks! She's trying to pull herself back together as Kammy...watch Kammy! Kammy from behind--

KT: Alyssa...TURN AROUND--

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT HAND!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY JUST FLOORED ALYSSA WITH THAT SHOT, AND SHE'S OUT!!! SHE'S GOTTA BE OUT!!!!!!!!!

KT: Alyssa, get up!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Alyssa just knocked goofy with that steel chain! Alyssa is down!!! Kammy...Kammy with a cover!!! The leg is hooked...2...thr--NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!! Alyssa just barely able to get the shoulder up!! Just barely...

KT: (sighs) Oh! See Veej...that just goes to show how tough Alyssa really is!

VJ: Deadly Candy...somehow still in this thing! And Kammy...she can't believe it!

KT: Believe it, sister! That's as close as you're gonna get to becoming the Women's Champion again! I can promise you...

VJ: Kammy with Alyssa by the hair...pulling her back to her feet and--OH!!! Hard chop right to the chest of Alyssa! And another hard shot to the face sends Alyssa staggering back into the buckle! And now Kammy following up on her with a HARD boot to the midsection! A right hand! A boot! A chop!! Kammy...Kammy is all over Alyssa!! Kammy beating the hell outta Alyssa! And watch Page!!! Once again climbing the side of the cage!!!!!!!! Once aga---OOOOOOOOOOOH!

KT: C'mon!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Kammy once again...this time a big boot sends Page flying off the Cage down to the concrete floor!!!

KT: Ya know, somebody's gotta do something about this little wi--HEY!

VJ: ALYSSA FROM BEHING WITH A COUGH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE COUGH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALYSSA...SHE JUST PLANTED THE3 FORMER WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!!! AND FOLKS...THAT COULD BE ALL FOR KAMMY!!! THAT COULD BE ALL RIGHT THERE!

KT: Yes, indeed Veej, and that will be all! See Veej...Kammy's so confident that she's gonna win this match! So full of herself, well I'm saying that she should get out the brooms...because as far as I'm concerned, Alyssa gonna pull out a sweep here!!!

VJ: Alyssa...trying to pull out 2 straight! Trying to retain her Women's Championship, and damn it, she has that chain!!!! This time it's Alyssa with the chain, and Kammy...

KT: Kammy's getting ready to feel some payback in the 1st degree!

VJ: Alyssa wrapping the chain around HER fist now!! Kammy...using the cage to pull herself back to her feet! Watch Alyssa...Alyssa from behind--OH!!!!! HIGH KNEE SENDS KAMMY FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE! AND NOW LOOK AT ALYSSA!!! RIGHT HANDS WITH THE CHAIN!!!! HAMMERING AWAY TO THE FOREHEAD OF KAMMY! ALYSSA!

KT: GOOD GOD!

VJ: Alyssa opening up on Kammy! Beating the hell outta Kammy--Kammy trying to create some distance! Just being overwhelmed in there--AND ANOTHER HARD SHOT TO THE JAW BY ALYSSA SENDS KAMMY STRAIGHT TO THE MAT!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY JUST WENT DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS, AND LOOK AT THE FIRE IN ALYSSA'S EYES!

KT: This is it, Veej! Kammy's made her mad!!!

VJ: Alyssa...she is absolutely furious here! And watch Kammy...Kammy trying to pull herself back to her feet...oh no! Kammy...Kammy's been busted open! Kammy's been busted wide open! And look at Alyssa!!! Alyssa taunting Kammy!! All up in the face of the challenger...Alyssa--OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, VEEJ!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: ALYSSA JUST WHIPPED KAMMY RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT...THAT CHAIN HITTING KAMMY RIGHT ACROSS THE RIGHT EYE!!!!!!!!!!! Kammy...oh my God, Kammy's hurt! Kammy's hurt badly here!

KT: She may have busted her eye wide open!

VJ: That shot...it could've knocked Kammy's eye right out of the socket! And this crowd...this crowd doesn't like Alyssa at all!

KT: These people can boo and hiss all they want to! It doesn't matter, because folks...this right here...this is an omen! This is a sign of things to come! Alyssa Sanders and Angelfire hammering the first of the nails into the coffin of Kammy and the NFWA as a whole! And--YES!!!

VJ: Alyssa...the door has been opened!!!! Alyssa Sanders telling the official to open the cage door! And the door has been opened!!! Kammy is down!!! Kammy is busted open, and Alyssa walking towards the door! Alyssa...c'mon, Kammy!!!

KT: Veej, will you at least try to be unbiased?!

VJ: Alyssa stepping out of that cage door...if Alyssa makes it out to the floor, this match will be over! Alyssa will win this thing, 2 straight! And...

KT: It's ov...wait a minute, Veej!

VJ: Kammy...Kammy catching the ankle of Alyssa!! Alyssa halfway out the door here...

KT: Just give up, Kammy! You lost!

VJ: Alyssa trying to escape the grip of Kammy! That last ditch effort from the challenger, and Alyssa--OH!!!!!!!!! HARD KICK TO THE HEAD OF KAMMY!!! AND ALYSSA HEADED BACK INTO THE CAGE!!!!

KT: Huh?

VJ: Alyssa...headed back into the ring, and she looks hot! Alyssa thought she had this thing! And now look at her going to work...stomping away to the neck and back of the challenger!

KT: Kammy...did she ever make the biggest mistake of her life, Veej? She should've just let bygones be bygones...because you know there's no way in heck she's walking out here with the win!

VJ: Alyssa dragging Kammy back to her feet now--OH!! Kammy's still got fight in her here! Raking away at the face--Alyssa responds with a boot to the gut! And now she's got Kammy by the hair...Alyssa...dragging Kammy across the ring...OH NO!!!!!!!! ALYSSA TRIED TO TOSS HER INTO THE CAGE, BUT IT'S BLOCKED!!! KAMMY ABLE TO BLOCK IT...BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF ALYSSA--AND IT'S THE CHAMPION WHO GOES FACEFIRST INTO THE STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH!!!! C'mon Alyssa!!!!!

VJ: Deadly Candy!!! She just hit hard off of that steel mesh yet another time in this match, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit if she was busted open after that one!

KT: I am begging referee Jenkins to try and get some control in this match! Kammy is breaking every rule in the book!

VJ: Alyssa now...getting back to her feet, and watch Kammy! Her face the proverbial crimson mass as Alyssa...watch Kammy! Kammy has Alyssa now...OH! Boot to the midsection! Kammy's got her setup! Kammy's got her--

KT: Oh no! OH NO!

VJ: Oh my...THE KAMMYPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

VJ: KAMMYPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMYPLEX!!!!!!!! ALYSSA HAS BEEN PLANTED RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RING!!!! BUT KAMMY'S DOWN AS WELL!!!! KAMMY...SHE'S LOST SO MUCH BLOOD!!

KT: Alyssa, darn it, get up!! You cannot lose the title to Kammy!

VJ: Lyla Page on the outside, rallying behind her Angelfire teammate!!! And Kammy...if Kammy could just get one arm across the chest of Alyssa...I think she could get the win, and this match could be forced into a 3rd and deciding fall! Can she do it?

KT: no!

VJ: Can Kammy realize her dream of becoming the 1st ever 4-time Women's Champ?! Can she do it?! On the biggest stage of them all, SlamFest!

KT: Alyssa get up! Get up...

VJ: Kammy...wait a minute! Kammy's crawling towards the door! The official opening the cage door! The door has been opened! That cage door has been opened and look at Kammy! Crawling through a puddle of her own blood! Kammy crawling towards the door! Crawling...

KT: ALYSSA!!!! GET UP!!!

VJ: Kammy, fighting as hard as she can to get towards that door!!! Kammy...Kammy's gonna escape the cage! Kammy's gonna escape...

KT: Alyssa--STOP HER!

VJ: Kammy--NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL????

KT: Um...what?

VJ: Did you see...that damn Lyla Page!!! Lyla Page...she just slammed the cage door onto the head of Kammy!!! That cage door hitting off the head of Kammy...

KT: It almost sounded like a watermelon smashing!

VJ: Kammy's head is looking like a smashed watermelon after the beating she's taken thus far in this encounter! And Alyssa now...Alyssa getting back to her feet...she's bleeding from the nose herself!

KT: And that damn Kammy is gonna pay for that! Trust me!

VJ: Wait...where's she going? Alyssa...Kammy is down in front of the cage door! She may be out cold, and watch Alyssa! Alyssa begining to make a climb!!!! Alyssa...she's gonna try and go up and over the top of the cage!!!

KT: Grab a broom, Veej! It's sweep time!

VJ: Lyla Page...rooting Alyssa on! I can't believe that for the 2nd fall, Lyla Page has screwed Kammy...

KT: Now wait a minute, Veej! I dunno what match your watching, but how can you blame Lyla for anything that's happened in this match?

VJ: How can I? That cage door was just slammed onto the head of Kammy!!!! Kammy had the match won...

KT: And that's Lyla's fault?

VJ: Wha...

KT: I think it's just that your chauvanist, Veej! A sexist pig!

VJ: Please! Alyssa...at the very top of that cage trying to pull herself over! Kammy...Kammy beginning to move on the other side of the ring!!! Alyssa...

KT: Hurry, Alyssa! Kammy's moving! Kammy's moving!

VJ: Kammy...Kammy using her right hand...she just pushed that cage door open!!! The cage door has been opened, and Kammy's crawling yet again! Kammy...

KT: HURRY UP, ALYSSA! HURRY!

VJ: Alyssa over the top of the cage! Kammy is crawling out towards the door! Folks, we've got a race here!!! We've got a race to see who can escape this cage first!!!

KT: DROP, ALYSSA! DROP!!!! DROP AND YOU'VE GOT IT WON!!!!

VJ: Both Kammy and Alyssa...escaping the cage!!! Kammy's crawling out of the door...Alyssa climbing down to the floor...this crowd...

KT: DROP, ALYSSA! DROP!!!

VJ: OH...ALYSSA HOPPING OFF THE SIDE OF THE CAGE--KAMMY OUT THROUGH THE DOOR!!!!

KT: What the...

Ding Ding Ding!!!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness!!!

KT: ALYSSA WINS!!!! ALYSSA WINS!!!!!!!!

VJ: But Kammy made it out of the cage as well!!!! Both women escaping the cage...

KT: Veej...don't even try to deny it! Alyssa was out first! Alyssa has done it! 2 straight! 2 straight! DEATH TO THE NFWA!

VJ: Stop it!!!! The cage now...raising back towards the rafters...and Alyssa now...celebrating with the title on the outside! She believe that she has won this match!

KT: She has won the match, Veej! Stop being in denial!

VJ: Referee Stephanie Jenkins conferring with the ring announcer...we've yet to get an official word!

KT: It's so obvious, Veej! Alyssa's the winner! She made it out first!

Announcer: The winner of the 2nd fall...KAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT??!?!?!?!?!?

VJ: KAMMY!!!! KAMMY TOOK THE 2ND FALL!!! KAMMY ESCAPED THE CAGE FIRST, AND LOOK AT ALYSSA!!! ALYSSA IS LIVID!

KT: And she should be, she was out and you know it, Veej!

VJ: It came down to a photo finish, and Kammy was victorious! Kammy beat Alyssa out of the cage!!! This thing is going to the 3rd and deciding fall...Last Woman Standing!

Ding Ding Ding!!

(Inside the ring, Alyssa Sanders is up in the face of Stephanie Jenkins)

VJ: Well fans...there's the bell and this 3rd fall has begun! It's last woman standing...but Alyssa...Alyssa busy arguing with the referee!

KT: And rightfully so! That was a stupid call she made! Even Stevie Wonder could see that Alyssa---OOOOOOOH!!!!!!!

VJ: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALYSSA JUST HIT THE REFEREE!!!!!!!!! SHE JUST WAFFLED REFEREE STEPHANIE JENKINS WITH THE WOMEN'S TITLE BELT!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!??!?!

KT: Give her one for me, Alyssa!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders...stomping away at the ref! I can't believe she just did that! I can't believe...

KT: Uh oh...watch Kammy, Alyssa!

VJ: Kammy...Kammy back into the ring!! Alyssa...she doesn't even see her, Kevin! Alyssa doesn't even see her!

KT: Alyssa, forget about the ref and turn around! Turn around...

VJ: Kammy from behind--WITH A CLOTHESLINE TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! Alyssa just knocked face first into the buckle!!! Alyssa...oh my goodness! Kammy with a boot to the midsection--KAMMY KUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY KUTTER!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

VJ: Alyssa is down!!! Alyssa is down, but folks, we don't have a referee!! Kammy's got the title won, but there's no one to count Alyssa down!!!! Damn it!

KT: Veej, calm down, it's not like she actually has a chance at beating her anyway!!!

VJ: Kammy...oh my goodness, Alyssa has been laid out! She is down...she hasn't moved a muscle since the Kammy Kutter, and now watch Kammy! Trying to revive the official! Trying to awake referee Jenkins!

KT: Get up, Alyssa! Get up!!!!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders has just had her jelly chilled...hey wait a sec...Lyla Page...she's got Kammy by the ankle! Lyla dragging Kammy out of the ring...OH!!!!! Big boot right to the face of Lyla Page, by Kammy!!! And Kammy...Kammy headed to the outside after her! She's had enough of this!! Kammy's had enough--OH! Hard right hand catches Lyla on the jaw!!! And another one! Kammy with a handful of hair--SENDS LYLA PAGE FACEFIRST ONTO OUR TABLE!!! AND KAMMY...KAMMY SLAMMING HER HEAD!!!!REPEATEDLY SLAMMING PAGE'S HEAD INTO THE TABLE!!!

KT: Good grief!!! I know this is SlamFest, but I think that whore is taking that name a little too literally!

VJ: Stop! Lyla Page is down, and now Kammy...Kammy grabbing the bell from the timekeeper's table! Kammy grabbing...no! She just put the bell down, and now she's got the hammer! Kammy's got the hammer...

KT: What kinda psychopath is she?!?!?!?

VJ: Kammy headed back into the ring with that hammer, and this...this is going too far, damn it! This is...Kammy c'mon!!!! Kammy with that hammer...

KT: Alright now!

VJ: Alyssa out of it in the ring...Kammy waiting on her with the hammer...c'mon Kammy!!!! NO!!! Kammy...NOOO--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!

VJ: ALYSSA OUTTA NOWHERE...THAT TITLE BELT!!! THAT WOMEN'S TITLE BELT RIGHT ACROSS THE BLOODIED FACE OF KAMMY!!!! KAMMY JUST GOT HER HEAD TAKEN OFF...MY GOD, SHE WENT DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!!!!!!

KT: (light chuckle) See Veej...see, this is exactly what I'm talking about! Kammy, as much as she comes out here and runs her mouth, one thing that she's just got to realize is that she is not, nor will she ever be, in Alyssa Sanders' league!

VJ: That title belt caught Kammy flesh on the jaw...and now look at the ref...Stephanie Jenkins starting to come to, here!

KT: This is it, Johnson!!!!! Steph...get off your fat ass and count! We've got a winner here!

VJ: Stephanie pulling herself back to her feet...Kammy is out! She is out cold, and look at the smile on the face of Alyssa! Alyssa leaning against the corner...laughing! She's laughing...and Stephanie Jenkins...JENKINS STARTING THE COUNT!!!

KT: HAHA! THIS IS IT, VEEJ!!! THIS IS IT!!!!

VJ: We've got 1........2.........3.........4.....5......6.....7...7...KAMMY MOVING ON 7!!!!!!!! KAMMY MOVING ON 7!!!!

KT: Count faster Steph! Count faster!!!!

VJ: She's up to 8!!!! Kammy trying to pull herself back to her feet! This crowd rallying behind Kammy! Rallying behind the Queen of Beauty...

KT: 9!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: The ref up to 9!!! Can Kammy make it?! Can she...can she...SHE'S UP!!!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!!!!!! (bangs the desk!)

VJ: Kammy back to her feet! The match is still on!!! The match is still on!!! Alyssa from behind...oh my goodness!! Oh my...TORNADO BULLDOG OUT OF THE ROPES!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY DRIVEN FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT! AND ALYSSA...SHE IS LIVID!!!!!!!

KT: And I don't blame her! First, this airhead of an official screws her out of cage match, and now this!! Now--

VJ: Hey c'mon, Alyssa!!!!!!! Alyssa...Alyssa just slapped Stephanie Jenkins in the head! Alyssa all over her about that last count!

KT: Because it was a blatant slow count! A blatant slow count and you know--OH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!

VJ: STEPHANIE SPEARED ALYSSA!!! STEPHANIE SPEARED ALYSSA!!! GOOD GOD, WE'VE GOT A CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CATFIGHT!!!!!!!!! STEPHANIE ALL OVER THE WOMEN'S CHAMP!!!!

KT: Who on earth does that little hussy think she's dealing with?!?!?

VJ: Stephanie has lost it, and she's overpowering the Champion! Stephanie Jenkins...oh wait a minute! Lyla Page back in the ring!!!! Uh oh! She's got Stephanie by the hair now!!! Lyla Page with referee Stephanie Jenkins! C'mon, Lyla!

KT: No! She wants to get in there and get physical?! Let her get physical!

VJ: OH MAN!!!!! STEPHANIE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Lyla Page almost launching Stephanie into orbit there...and now look at Alyssa! Lyla...Lyla telling her to go up!!!!

KT: What...OH YES, VEEJ!!! OH YES!!!!!

VJ: Alyssa...now climbing to the top rope! I suspect that she could be going for the Sweet Sensation here!

KT: This is it, Veej!! This is the end of everybody's favorite stripper!

VJ: Kammy has not moved since that bulldog! And Alyssa Sanders...up on the top rope!!! Alyssa getting ready to finish Kammy off, and listen to this crowd! They are expressing their disapproval for Alyssa Sanders! They don't like this at all!

KT: Well it's like the great Ric Flair says, whether you love it or you hate it, these people have to live with it, because Alyssa Sanders is the best thing going toda---HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE BEGEEEBUS?!?!?!?

VJ: LYLA SHOOK THE ROPE!!!!!!!!!! LYLA SHOOK THE TOP ROPE!!!! ALYSSA SANDERS JUST CROTCHED HERSELF ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

VJ: Alyssa...look at the look on her face! Alyssa...she is in shock! She is in pain...and Kammy...Lyla Page is helping Kammy to her feet! Lyla...

KT: Veej, can somebody tell me what's going on here!

VJ: This crowd is on its feet here in the United Center, as Kammy...where's she...Kammy out to the ring apron! Alyssa straddling the top rope, and Kammy headed...she's headed up top with her!!!

KT: What the heck is she doing?!?!??!!

VJ: Kammy...OH! Hard right hand to the head of Alyssa Sanders...and another one!!!! Kammy now...what in the world...

KT: Veej...what is she doing?

VJ: Kammy now...with Alyssa hooked on the top rope...I have no idea what she's doing! I have no...oh my...

KT: What in the hell...

VJ: Oh wait...wait--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd goes wild in the background, as a mixture of "Holy Shit" and "Kammy" chants echo throughout the arena!)

VJ: KAMMY KUTTER FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! FROM THE TOP ROPE...ALL THE WAY DOWN THROUGH THE CAMBODIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY...

KT: SHE'S INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!!!! BOTH WOMEN ARE HURT!!! AND STEPHANIE JENKINS BACK INSIDE THE RING! STEPHANIE BEGINNING TO PUT THE COUNT DOWN! THERE'S ONE...2....3...4....

KT: Alyssa...

VJ: SHE'S UP TO 5!!!!!!! There's 6...and Kammy pulling herself back to her feet!!! Kammy pulling herself up...Alyssa still down...and the referee is up to an 8 count!!!!! 8....there's 9!!!!!!!!!!

KT: GET UP, ALYSSA!!!!!!! GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: 10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!! ***Cue "What Kammy Wants, Kammy Gets"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA Women's Champion: KAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...SHE HAS DONE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY HAS DONE IT, AND YES, FOLKS! HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE! KAMMY IS THE 4 TIME NFWA WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!! AND ALYSSA SANDERS HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!

KT: This is highway robbery and you know it, Veej!!! Lyla...what the hell are you thinking?!?!?

VJ: Lyla Page doublecrossing Alyssa!!!! Doublecrossing her own Angelfire teammate...and look at her now!!! Alyssa...inviting Kammy into the ring! Inviting the new Women's Champion into the ring...and folks, there you see it!!! It's official! Kammy...the 4 time NFWA Women's Champion, and this crowd is absolutely loving it!

KT: This is disgusting! Alyssa! We need some help for her out here!

VJ: Fans...we've got a new Women's Champion in Kammy! And folks...could this be an omen of things to come?! Could this be the beginning of the end for Angelfire?!?!?!?!

(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see DJP being loaded onto a stretcher with Tina, Firestorm, and Kerrboski looking on)

VJ: Well, fans...again, there you see the situation in the parking lot. DJP attacked by the masked ninja...

KT: You heard what DJP said! It was that idiot Psyko Stevo!!!

VJ: DJP...already injured after being hit in the face with that bottle by Tresserhorn earlier tonight. And DJP now....unfortunately being taken to the hospital! DJP and Kerrboski...

KT: Yeah, and I bet you're loving every minute of this, Vince Johnson!

VJ: Well...

KT: Don't try to lie, admit it! Heh...I wouldn't be surprised if you put Stevo up to the attack!

VJ: Will ou stop?! Folks...Alyssa Sanders has lost the title! DJP is being hospitalized! Angelfire is falling apart at the seams, folks! Bit by bit, Angelfire is crumbling down!!!!!!!

(As DJP is loaded into the back the an ambulance, the camera cuts back up to the skybox, where Rosie Sanchez is standing by with Sniper, Shane and Maria)

RS: Well folks...I'm in the sky box here in the United Center! It's been an great night so far here at SlamFest, and right now...I'm here with Sniper, and Snip, the world wants to know what the hell you're doing here! Why are you here tonight?

Sniper: Well you see, Rosie...this is the biggest PPV of the year! This is SlamFest! And let's face it...we can't have a SlamFest without the Purest Player in the Game, now can we?

RS: Well...where have you been! Last time we saw you...

Sniper: Eh, eh! Rosie, baby, that's not important! That's my business! All you need to know is that I'm back here in the NFWA, the biggest night of the year, to see my boy P. beat the sh*t outta Angelfire, and run them out of the NFWA for good! (crowd pops)

RS: Oh...

Sniper: Yeah...I mean, me and Panther go back a long way! Back to 5th and 6th Grade, before we even got into this biz! We'd wrestle in the schoolyard! That's my boy...even though he didn't invite me to his wedding...but...hey! That doesn't matter! What matters is that this is a big night for Panther, a big night for the NFWA, and I'm here to lend my support!

RS: Well...the Shark match is up next, as he does battle with your former Dynasty teammate, Krazed...and...well...I was wondering if you had a chance to hear some of the comments Shark made a little while ago in the back.

Sniper: Flipper? (scoffs) Please, I'm not even thinking about him! From what I saw in the back, the man can't even handle KV, so I don't even know who the hell he thinks he's sending his idle threats out to! But ya know...it doesn't even matter! Right now, just think of me as a spectactor. I'm just here to enjoy the show! (sinister smile) Right Shane?

Shane: JERKY, BLURKY, BLIPPITY BLOP! WHAM! ENJOY THAT SHOW, BABY! ENJOY THAT SHOW!

RS: (looks at Shane like he's a fool) Vince...Kevin...back to you!

VJ: That Shane is a nut! Well ladies and gentlemen...UP NEXT! It's the battle for the title of "G.O.A.T.", or Greatest of All Time! It's none other than Shark doing battle with Krazed!

KT: That's right, Veej! Now being the mental midget that you are, I was sure this would go over your head, but this match is about a lot more than a silly barnyard nickname! The winner of this boat will receive an NFWA TV Title match sometime down the line!

VJ: Again...that stipulation pretty much up in the air...depending on the outcome of tonight's mixed Tag Match...and as we get closer and closer to that...the feeling in the pit of my gut...(sighs) I just...folks let's take you back down to ringside for this match! Falls count anywhere! Here we go!

Falls Count Anywhere: Shark Vs Krazed

("Grindin'" by The Clipse hits the PA system and the crowd boos wildly in the background as the arena lights drop, a bright red spotlight shines on the entrance, and Krazed steps out from the locker room wearing his "Supernova" t-shirt. He looks into the crowd with a smug, arrogant look before raising his hands into the air and strolling down the aisle, managing to dodge cups, pretzels and paper airplanes as he gets closer to ringside. He hops upon the ring apron, glares into the main camera and steps over the top rope and into the ring. He argues with a few ringside fans as the lights return to normal, the music dies down and the arena lights drop. The familiar "DUH-DUM! DUH-DUM! DUH-DUM!" of the classic Jaws theme can be heard over the PA system as a blue hue covers the arena, white strobe lights shine on the entrance, and thick white smoke pours out from the locker room. Suddenly, the music switches up to "Tom Sawyer" by Rush, and the crowd cheers as Shark walks out onto the stage wearing his "Shark Attack" t-shirt and a pair of sunglasses. He places his glasses on the collar of his shirt before throwing his hands up TD style and walking down the entrance ramp with a look of anger and intensity on his face. He slides under the bottom rope, climbs the far turnbuckle and raises his arm into the air, pointing into the sky box, where Sniper, Shane and Maria are seated. He tosses his glasses to the ring attendant, rips off his shirt, tosses that into the crowd, and hops down from the turnbuckle as the music and lights return to normal. He walks towards the center of the ring, goes face to face with Krazed, and referee Jim Jonathan calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Folks...there's the bell and this one is underway! Falls count anywhere in the building!!! The winner of this match will be the #1 contender for the TV title, but Kevin, I think it's more about pride than anything else!

KT: Pride?! Ha! This isn't about Pride, Veej! It's all about ego! See...Shark tries to fool everyone! He wants everyone to believe that he's a good guy! He's a real class act! But he showed his true colors a few weeks back during that match with KV! He showed his true colors in the locker room with KV! Shark is a self-centered, egotistical, BULLY!!! He's...

VJ: He is not !

KT: Oh, yes he is, Veej! I mean...you should hear some of the things the boys in the back have had to say about him! I mean...really, the guy's ego is so big it needs it's own zip code!

VJ: Well...I seriously doubt that! And we know Shark...as he goes face to face with Krazed...I know he hasn't forgotten about last summer! He hasn't forgotten about Krazed and what he, Sniper and Blade...and Tina for that matter, did to his late wife Stace--

KT: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

VJ: THAT'S KV!!! KV BACK DOWN TO THE RING---OH!!!!!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF SHARK!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HECK IS HIS PROBLEM TONIGHT?!?!?!?

VJ: KRAZED WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! KRAZED AND KV!!! KRAZED AND KV!!! WE'VE GOT OFFICIALS OUT HERE!!

KT: KV's gone off the deep end tonight! LOOK OUT!

VJ: SHARK TRYING TO GET AT KV NOW!!!!! KRAZED AND KV! THESE OFFICIALS OUT HERE...TRYING TO GET SOME ORDER! TRYING TO GET SCARLET KV OUTTA HERE!!! AND KV...

KT: That little psychopath!!! He's nothing but...my God! Take him to jail!!!!

VJ: KV being dragged outta here now! Kicking and screaming by security, good LORD it just broke loose out here! And look at Krazed! Krazed still wants some of KV!

KT: I think tonight, KV's on a mission to get the entire NFWA roster pissed off at him!

VJ: Referee Johnson trying to restrain Krazed! Krazed wants KV! Krazed wants KV in the worst way!

KT: Well...

VJ: Hey wait a minute! Shark...Shark just grabbed that chair...Shark has that chair that KV brought out to the ring!

KT: Hey Krazed!!!! Krazed...TURN AROUND--

VJ: WAI--OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT?!?!?!?

KT: HE KILLED HIM!!!! HE KILLED HIM, VEEJ! HE KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!

VJ: KRAZED IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!! HE DAMN NEAR GOT HIS SKULL CAVED IN WITH THAT SHOT, AND NOW LOOK INTO THE EYES OF SHARK!!! SHARK...THAT SICK, TWISTED LOOK! AND NOW HE'S POINTING AT SNIPER!!! SHARK POINTING IN SNIPER'S DIRECTION--AND ANOTHER SHOT TO THE HEAD OF KRAZED!!! AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER...

KT: HE HAS LOST HIS EVER-LOVING MIND!

VJ: SHARK HAMMERING KRAZED WITH THAT CHAIR!!! HAMMERING HIM LIKE A RAILROAD SPIKE!!! AND NOW...MEASURING HIM WITH THE CHAIR--AND HE JAMS IT RIGHT INTO THE THROAT OF KRAZED!!!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE DAMN THROAT...AND KRAZED ROLLING OUT TO THE FLOOR!!!! KRAZED ROLLING OUT--MY GOD!

KT: He's trying to kill him, Veej!

VJ: Krazed on the outside, gasping for air!!! His eyes buldging out from the sockets after Shark jammed the edge of that chair into the throat of Krazed! And...I dunno if it's Sniper's presence, the attack from KV or what! Something has lit a spark inside of the Shark! Something has aggravated the former TV and I-C Champion as Shark now...to the outside!

KT: What's he doing?

VJ: Shark out on the floor...stalking Krazed! Krazed doesn't see him coming!

KT: Look out Krazed--

VJ: OH!!!! HIGH KNEE THE BACK OF KRAZED SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO THE BARRICADE!!!!!!!!!! Krazed...oh! Krazed in a world of hurt, and here comes Shark now! Shark charges in--BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND INTO THE FRONT ROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Krazed into the crowd, and remember, folks! This is falls count anywhere! Falls count anywhere in the building!

KT: Thank you for pointing out the obvious, and I think Shark is about to take advantage of the stipulation!

VJ: Shark climbing into the crowd now!!!! Shark...oh my goodness! Krazed is out of it in the crowd! Referee Johnathon headed out after them...SHARK BITE by Shark!!! Right to the throat of Krazed!!! And another one!!!! These 2 men...watch Shark now! He's got a handful of hair...dragging Krazed through the crowd now! Irish whip...Shark sends Krazed crashing HARD into that barrier!!!! That wooden barricade in the crowd...

KT: And watch this idiot fans here in Chicago! They'll probably try to steal his wallet or something!

VJ: Why would he wrestle with his wallet on him?

KT: My mother always told me, never come unprepared!

VJ: Right! Shark with Krazed by the hair...what's he doing here?! OH!!! Another Shark Bite to the throat of Krazed!!! And a headbutt has Krazed reeling! And Shark now...with a handful of hair...

KT: Where's he taking him, Veej?

VJ: Shark...it looks like...oh no! Shark tossing Krazed--RIGHT INTO THE PENALTY BOX!!!!!!!! THE PENALTY BOX!!!!!!!!!! KRAZED BEING PUNISHED HERE IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! AND SHARK NOW...HEADED IN THERE AFTER HIM!!! DOING A NUMBER ON THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!!! RIGHT HANDS! VICIOUS RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF KRAZED! AND NOW KRAZED....I THINK HE'S BUSTED OPEN!

KT: How much blood has been shed tonight, Veej?

VJ: There's been a lot, that's for sure! Man! VICIOUS knee to the midsection of Krazed by Shark!!! And a forearm shot to the back of the head sends Krazed tumbling out of that penalty box! Kevin...these 2 men...they may fight all over the arena here tonight!

KT: Yeah, they may even fight up to the sky box and pay a visit to Sniper and company! How wild would that be?!

VJ: Oh! That would be an ugly situation if you ask me! And now watch Shark....he's got Krazed again!! Shark dragging Krazed through the crowd, and he's just had no offense from the start of this match! Krazed has been beaten, battered, and it looks like Shark could be ready to finish him off here!!! Shark...

KT: He's not gonna piledrive him...NOT ON THE FLOOR!

VJ: I think so! Shark setting up Krazed for what looks like a piledriver! Piledriver on the concrete! Can he get him?! Can he...NO! Krazed able to block it! Krazed...holding onto the right leg of Shark--AND HE POWERS OUT WITH A BACKDROP!!! Krazed powering out of the move, and--what the...Krazed shoving down that ice cream vender! What the hell is this all about!

KT: Is he gonna stab him with an ice cream cone?!

VJ: Krazed...snatching that tray of ice cream out of the hands of that vendor! Shark trying to get back to his feet...

KT: Oh Sharky...

VJ: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT A SHOT BY KRAZED!!!!!!! HE JUST NAILED SHARK RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT TRAY...AND SHARK...OH MY GOODNESS!

KT: He looks like a modern day Mr. Frostee, Veej!

VJ: He's been absolutely covered in ice cream...it's a mess out there! And now Krazed...he appears to have turned this tide back into his favor...what the hell is that?

KT: It's a hockey stick!!!! You ARE Canadian, aren't you, Vince?

VJ: Krazed pulling out a hockey stick, I know from personal experience that these things can do alot of damage...as Shark...on his hands and knees, trying to clear out the cobwebs...

KT: Also trying to get some of that ice cream off of his body, because I can guarantee you that stuff is gonna start to cause problems when it melts under the hot spotlights!

VJ: Shark now...watch Krazed! Krazed coming up from behind with that hockey stick...AND LOOK AT THAT!!!!! KRAZED USING THAT STICK TO CHOKE SHARK OUT!!! KRAZED ON THE BACK OF SHARK...TRYING TO STRANGLE HIM OUT...

KT: And now look at Shark's eyes buldge out! He really looks like a fish now, doesn't he Vince?

VJ: That's not funny! Shark trying his damndest to get Krazed off of him here!!! Shark pulling himself back to his feet, but Krazed refusing to let go! Still with that stick pressed up against the throat of Shark, and now...

KT: What the...what is Shark doing?

VJ: Shark...oh my! What strength on the part of Shark!!! He just slung Krazed onto his back! Krazed still with the hockey stick here...and watch Shark...with Krazed piggy back style...Shark...

KT: What the heck...oh...oh my gosh Vince--

VJ: Watch it--OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!! SHARK DRIVING KRAZED BACK FIRST INTO THAT STEEL DOOR!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! AND KRAZED FINALLY BREAKS!!! His head hitting hard off of that steel not once, but twice, as Shark...desperately trying to get some air back into that body!! Getting air back into the lungs...my goodness, what a night!

KT: That's for sure! And it's not over yet! Watch Krazed!

VJ: Shark back to his feet here...what on earth is Krazed--OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!! KRAZED HITTING SHARK RIGHT IN THE RIBS WITH THAT HOCKEY STICK!!!!!!!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN RIBS!!! SHARK IS HURT!!! SHARK IS WRITHING IN PAIN! AND WATCH KRAZED AGAIN! KRAZED...ONE MORE TIME--OH! THE BUTT OF THAT HOCKEY STICK RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SHARK!!!!!!!!!! SHARK IS DOWN...AND HE IS HURT!!!!!!!

KT: Hurt?! That's an understatement! He just got his lights knocked out right there!

VJ: Krazed now...with the cover...Krazed could have this thing won! Referee Jonathan with the count...2...thr--NO!!!!!!!!!!!! Shark just able to kickout before the count of 3, although I wouldn't have been surprised if he got him there!

KT: Of course not! See...I told ya, Veej! This Shark is overconfident! He came in here thinking he'd walk all over Krazed! Thinking he'd slap him around a little bit...

VJ: How do you figure that?!

KT: The boys in the back have been saying it for weeks! Shark came in cocky, arrogant, overconfident, and he underestimated Krazed! And you can never do that! Krazed is a former NFWA World Champion! He's a former TV Champion! Krazed is a formidble opponent! You cannot underestimate his talent!

VJ: Krazed now with Shark by the hair...wait a minute...what's he do--OH!!!!!!!! Shark sent crashing hard into the barricade by Krazed!!! Shark hitting his head hard off the steel! Shark...oh he's hurt after that one...and watch Krazed! Krazed measuring him for something...

KT: Look at this, Veej--

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!! BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF SHARK!!! SHARK KNOCKED RIGHT OVER THE GUARDRAIL!

KT: He almost took his head off with that one, Veej!

VJ: Shark...up there over by the set! Shark is out of it! He may have been knocked out right there...and watch Krazed...that arrogant, smug look that we saw at the beginning of this match starting to return!!

KT: Arrogance?! He's pissed off, Vince!

VJ: And Shark...well...as my old colleague, Delaware Dave would say...Krazed is pissed off, and in terms of this action, Shark is getting pissed on!

KT: (pause) Now lemme tell you something, Veej! That is exactly what Tina was talking about with the NFWA! That's exactly why that idiot is out of a job now, so don't you ever mention his name again, you hear me?!

VJ: What?!

KT: You heard me, Veej! Never mention that name again!

VJ: Well I'm trying to concentrate on this match! Krazed...HARD punch right to the ribs of Shark!!! And another! Shark never really recovering from that hockey stick shot to the ribs! And now Krazed has Shark...Krazed...OH MY GOODNESS! What strength on the part of Krazed here! Krazed lifting Shark now...in a bearhug...wait a minute! What's he doin--OH!!!!!!!! SHARK JUST RAMMED SPINE FIRST RIGHT INTO THE EDGE OF THE SET!!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE...

KT: He may have broken his back, Veej!

VJ: Shark...you can see the pain etched on his face, as Krazed now...he's got Shark setup--AND HE DRIVES HIM HARD ONTO THE CONCRETE WITH A SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!!!!! Shark's head and back driven into the arena floor, as Krazed hooks the leg...he could have him here, Kevin--NO!!!!! Shark got the shoulder up after 2!!! Shark...not saying die here! And Krazed...a look of frustration beginning to appear on his face!

KT: Well Krazed can't worry about that! He needs to do just what he's been doing! Stay on Shark! Don't let up, and he'll be getting that TV Title shot! I guarantee you!

(The camera cuts back to the sky box, where we see Sniper, Maria and Shane eating popcorn while watching the match)

VJ: Well there...once again, folks! There you see Sniper and company! Watching this match...and Sniper seems to like what he's seeing!

KT: Of course he is, Veej! This is a heck of a match!

VJ: Sniper...returning out of the blue here tonight! For what reason, I dunno!

KT: Now wait a minute, Veej! You heard what he said...

VJ: Watch Krazed now...Krazed with Shark setup on the entrance ramp...what is he doing?! Krazed...Krazed looks to be going for a suplex, Kevin! A suplex on the ramp...

KT: More damage to that back!

VJ: Krazed tries to take him up--SHARK BLOCKS IT!

KT: Huh?!

VJ: Shark...blocking the Suplex, and he does it a second time! Krazed can't take him over--OH MY!!!!!!!!!!! SHARK WITH A SUPLEX OF HIS OWN!!!!!!! KRAZED'S BACK JUST EXPLODING OFF OF THAT RAMP, AND THIS IS THE OPENING SHARK NEEDED!!! SHARK NOW, WITH A CHANCE TO MAKE A RUN! CAN HE TURN THIS THING AROUND?!

KT: Krazed, get back up and get on him!

VJ: Krazed pulling himself to his feet, as Shark...oh! Shark is hurt! His back and ribs have to be sore following the beating that Krazed put on him in the crowd...and--

KT: Hey wait a second!

VJ: What the...THAT'S KV AGAIN!!!!!!! KV BACK OUT HERE WITH ANOTHER CHAIR!!!

KT: What the hell is wrong with him?! OH!!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOSH!!!!!!! KRAZED!!!!!! KV WAS AIMING FOR SHARK...BUT HE ABSOLUTELY LEVELED KRAZED WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT, AND NOW SECURITY'S BACK OUT HERE AGAIN!!! TRYING TO GET KV OUTTA HERE!!!

KT: Will somebody arrest his ass already?!

VJ: KV...my God! Trying to escape into the crowd! These security guards and officials...oh my goodness, Krazed got nailed! He got absolutely plastered with that chairshot, and watch Shark now...Shark...

KT: Oh now wait a darn minute!

VJ: Krazed is down!!! Krazed may be out, and Shark...Shark's going for the cover! Shark...

KT: Krazed, KICK OUT!!!!!!!!!! KICK OUT!!!!!!!

VJ: THE LEG IS HOOKED...2....3--NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! KRAZED ABLE TO KICKOUT AFTER 2!!!! MY GOD, THAT WAS CLOSE!!!!!

KT: I don't usually advocate violence, but that Krazed must be shot!!!

VJ: Shark with a lucky break there...almost won this thing, as he brings Krazed back to his feet! Both these men have been battered and bruised! They have waged war all over this ringside area! As Shark...he measures Krazed--AND A SHARK BITE!!!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!! Krazed...headed back down to ringside! Trying to create a bit of distance between himself and Shark, but Shark is right on him!!! Forearm shot to the jaw of Krazed...AND HE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE--OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!

KT: DID YOU SEE THAT!?

VJ: What a shot by Shark, turning Krazed inside out, and Shark...this crowd making a lot of noise!!! Shark has this match well in hand, Kevin!

KT: Thanks to KV, Veej!!! If it wasn't for that buffoon, Krazed would probably have won this match at least 5 or 10 minutes ago!

VJ: Whatever! KV...I'm being told now...we've got a situation in the back with him! More on that after this match-up, but watch Shark here! Shark with Krazed...Irish whip by Shark--KRAZED SENT BACKFIRST RIGHT INTO THE RING APRON!!!!!!! Krazed's in a bit of trouble here, as Shark--ONCE AGAIN MOWING KRAZED DOWN WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE!!!!!! Krazed is getting his clock cleaned here in Chicago!

KT: This thing isn't over yet, Vince! Believe me...I'm sure that Krazed is just...he's just...

VJ: He's just getting his ass kicked all over this arena, as now Shark...handful of hair and trunks, tossing Krazed back into the ring now! And look at Krazed...OH! He doesn't even know where he is, Kevin! Krazed has been knocked loopy, as Shark...Shark with a smile on his face...Shark scoops him up!!!!!!! Shark with Krazed...all 300+ pounds up over his shoulder...Shark...DRIVES HIM TO THE MAT WITH THE ATLANTIS EXPRESS!!!!! ATLANTIS EXPRESS!!! Krazed has been planted here...and Kevin, this crowd is on its feet!!! I've got the feeling...I've got the feeling that Shark is just moments away from walking out of Chicago tonight with the victory!

KT: Krazed...get up!

VJ: Shark...you can feel it!!! You can feel the energy from this capacity crowd as Shark...THERE IT IS!!!!! SHARK SIGNALLING FOR THE END!!!! SIGNALING FOR THE SHARK ATTACK!!!!!!!!

KT: Oh no! Krazed, you'd better do something quick!

VJ: Shark to the ring apron...and now he's headed up to the top!!!!! This crowd...oh my goodness, Kevin, can you feel this?!

KT: Tell these people to be quiet! They're ruining Krazed's concentration!

VJ: Over 20,000 fans are standing here in Chi-Town, as Shark climbs to the top rope!!! Krazed...trying to get back to his feet, and watch Shark...measuring him from the top! Here it comes, Kevin! Here it comes!

KT: oh Krazed, do something! Do somethi--

VJ: SHARK ATTA--OOOOH NO!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHAHA!!!! ATTA BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: KRAZED GOT THE CHAIR UP!!!! THAT STEEL CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF SHARK!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS...DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT?!

KT: Oh yeah, Veej! I heard it, and I can see this!

VJ: Krazed off the ropes...that steel chair lying on the face of Shar--OOOH!!!!!!!!!! KRAZED DROPPING THE LEG ONTO THAT CHAIR!!!!!!!! SHARK'S HEAD...SHARK'S HEAD JUST SANDWICHED!!! KRAZED WITH THE COVER!!!! REFEREE JONATHAN WITH THE COUNT...HOOK OF THE LEG BY KRAZED--NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HOW THE HELL, VEEJ?!?!?

VJ: SHARK WILL NOT GIVE IN!!!!! SHARK GOT THAT SHOULDER OFF THE MAT AT THE LAST SPLIT SECOND!

KT: How on earth did he...Krazed almost took his head off with that shot!

VJ: Krazed, with one of the damndest chairshots I've ever seen, still couldn't get the job done, and you can see the frustration on his face! What do you hafta do to beat Shark!?

KT: Why don't you ask Sniper?

VJ: Why...oh! Cute! Krazed now...oh he's mad! Krazed was sure he had this match won right there...

KT: OH! But he's definitely gonna have it won here! Look at this!

VJ: Krazed with Shark now...oh! He's got him hooked for the Supernova!!!! Krazed is gonna try and end this thing--OH WAIT!!! Shark counters with an elbow to the side of the head!!!! Watch Krazed here...off the ropes, charging in at Shark--OH WAIT!!!! Boot to the midsection of Krazed!!! Shark now...he's got Krazed setup!

KT: What the...

VJ: Krazed...Shark with Krazed--OOOOOH MY GOODESS!!!! SHARK'S GOT HIM UP!!!! KRAZED...OH...CRADLE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!! ON THAT CHAIR!!!!!!!!! CRADLE PILEDRIVER ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!! THERE'S THE COVER...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! **Cue "Tom Sawyer"

Announcer: Here is your winner: Shark!!!!

VJ: This thing is over, folks!!! Shark has pulled this one out over Krazed...and what a battle that was!

KT: That was a great battle, but you know what, Veej...Krazed was robbed!

VJ: What?!

KT: Yes! He was robbed, and you know he was! I mean...he had the match won if not for Scarlet KV!! You know he did!

VJ: I'm not so sure about that! All the matters is that Shark has won the match, he has defeated Krazed, and sometime down the line, he WILL get a shot at the NFWA TV Title! That's a given!

KT: Well for his sake, I sincerely hope that the NFWA closes, because you know what...he doesn't deserve a darn thing!

VJ: Stop it! And there, folks...once again up in the sky box, you see Sniper looking on...one can only guess what is running through that man's mind!

(The camera cuts backstage, where the camera is focused on Diamond's office)

VJ: Well folks...there you see the office of Diamond, and we're getting closer and closer to that huge match! Panther and Diamond Vs Tina and Firestorm with the fate of the NFWA on the line!!! If Panther and Diamond win, Angelfire must disband, meaning that Tina is outta here, and Panther will be the CEO once again folks! But if Firestorm and Tina win...the NFWA closes for good!

KT: Yes. Veej, and you can just feel the anticipation build as we get closer and closer to that match!

VJ: Yes, Kevin! All day long...from the moment we first set foot in this building...there's just been this feeling...this feeling in the air that just separates this PPV...SlamFest 2, apart from any other event! I mean...Panther and Diamond...usually, you'll see them around the locker room, well they haven't been! They've been behind closed doors almost since they got here! I haven't spoken to either of them...and you hafta wonder just what they're thinking at this very moment, as we get closer and closer...I'm just getting chills!

KT: Well you're gonna be getting unemployment checks after it's all over, because the NFWA will be going down!!!

VJ: Whatever! Well folks...up next! It's an I Quit Match with more huge implications, as Psyko Stevo defends the X-Treme Title against none other than Chris Thomas! If Thomas wins, he'll become the new X-Treme Champion! If Thomas loses...he'll be gone...for good! Ladies and gentlemen...let's take you back to Friday night and show you what happened the last time that Psyko Stevo and Chris Thomas crossed paths!

FNS (6/28/02):

VJ: Sewaside is down!!! Kerrboski is down! T Money and Ice Cube are nowhere to be seen! And Psyko Stevo is going up top!

KT: Sewaside...damn it, move man! Move!

VJ: Sewaside hasn't moved an inch since the chairshot from Kerrboski, and now Stevo's up on top! Stevo...hey wait a minute...that's Chris Thomas! Chris Thomas up on the ring apron...DAMN IT, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!

Announcer: Here are your winners, as a result of a DQ: Psyko Stevo and Ice Cube!!!

VJ: Chris Thomas shoving Psyko Stevo off the top rope, causing the disqualification! What is this all about?!

KT: Well Veej, not being the grade A broadcast journalist that I am, you wouldn't be able to realize this, but Chris Thomas is actually scheduled to meet Stevo Sunday night on PPV with his career on the line!

VJ: Thomas...he just just crotched the X-Treme Champ on the top rope, and look at Thomas now! Thomas...going underneath the ring for something...oh my God, he's got a pane of glass!

KT: Remember that, Veej?

VJ: Hell yeah I do! That's the same thing Stevo tried to use agaist T Money in the Cell at Showtime...and watch Thomas! Thomas into the ring with that pane...oh no!!! Stevo...hey Stevo...LOOK OUT--OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHA!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?

VJ: THAT PANE OF GLASS JUST SHATTERED OVER THE HEAD OF PSYKO STEVO!!! CHRIS THOMAS HAS LAID OUT THE X-TREME CHAMPION!!!

KT: Chris Thomas is no joke, Veej! He came to play!!! He came to play!

VJ: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

(***LIVE ACTION*** The scene opens back in the interview area, where Chris Thomas is standing with Amy Dumas)

AD: Chris, we're just moments away from what could be your last match here in the NFWA, and...

Thomas: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Are you trying to say I can't beat Psyko Stevo?!

AD: Well...

Thomas: You are, aren't you?! (rolls eyes) I can't believe this! Ya know...ever since I've accepted the challenge...ever since I accepted this match with Psyko Stevo tonight, everybody I've come across...my family, my friends, the ignorant fans in the streets! They've been coming up to me and asking me "Why?! Why would you agree to put your career on the line against the great Psyko Stevo?!" Why would I put my career on the line, well you know what?! I've been here for months...and for months I've been passed up by the front office! I've never received a title shot! I've never gotten a "push"! Hell...I'm one of the best damn wrestlers this fed has ever seen, but do I get recognition?! No!! What they do is they grab some wino...some crack addict, some worthless bum off the streets like Psyko Stevo...I mean, look at the guy! Who honestly wants to see him with a belt?! (scoffs) Well you know what...tonight, he won't have a belt any longer, because after I step in the ring with him...I promise...I guarantee that Psyko Stevo will LOSE the X-Treme Title, and if I can't beat him...I will leave the NFWA for good! (crowd pops) See Amy...what happened Friday night was just the beginning! Kevin Taylor said that Chris Thomas came to play? Well tonight...THE PLAYING STOPS!!!!!!!! (walks out of the picture as fans boo in the background)

AD: Well fans...Chris Thomas sure is confident as far as this match goes! Let's take you with Vince and Kevin!

X-Treme Title *I Quit* Match: Psyko Stevo (champion) Vs Chris Thomas

(Chris Thomas' theme hits over the PA system and the crowd begins to boo in the background. A bright blue spotlight shines on the entrance, and Chris Thomas steps out from the locker room with a look of determination in his eyes. He walks down the ramp, refusing to tag the hands of ringside fans. At ringside, he immediately pulls up the ring apron and begins tossing weapons into the ring, such as a baseball bat, 2 trashcans, a kendo stick, and a steel chair. Finally, he pulls out a wooden table, leaving it lying on the arena floor as he slides into the ring, raises his arms into the air and gets a mixed reaction from the crowd)

VJ: Fans...we could be seeing Chris Thomas here for the very last time!!!!

KT: Why would you say such a thi...

VJ: Wait a minute! We've got something going on in the back...let's take you backstage...

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Scarlet KV being loaded into the back of a police car kicking and screaming)

KT: Wait a minute...

VJ: That's KV!!! Scarlet KV...they're arresting him! They're arresting Scarlet KV!

KT: Good! It's about time these jackasses in Chicago got off their lazy patoots and did something about this psychopath! Put him under the jail!!! gOOD RIDDANCE!

VJ: KV...being arrested here tonight in Chi-town! Scarlet KV's going straight to jail!!!!!

(As the police officers get into the car and prepare to drive off with KV, the camera cuts back to ringside, where the arena light drop, the music dies down and "Between Angels and Insects hits the PA system! The crowd cheers wildly as green mist pours out from the locker room, where a dark figure appears in the entrance. As he moves closer to the ramp, we're able to see that it's none other than Stevo's sensai, Master Shidoshi, carring the X-Treme Title belt in his hands)

KT: Veej...what the heck?!

VJ: That's...Shidoshi! Psyko Stevo's mentor...on his way down to the ring...but where's Stevo? Where is Psyko Stevo?!

KT: I dunno, Veej! But this is ludicrous! He can come out here and attack DJP and send him to the hospital, but when it comes time to put his title on the line, he's nowhere to be found?!

VJ: Well...for starters, we don't know that it was Stevo under the mask!

KT: Please, Veej! Who else could it have been?! Chuck Norris?!

VJ: Chris Thomas...look at the look on his face...I don't think he knows what to make of this!

(When Shidoshi gets down the to ring, the lights return to normal and the music dies down. He stands on the outside for a good 30 seconds, almost as if he's meditating. Suddenly opens his eyes, looks into the crowd and raises the X-Treme Title belt into the air as the lights drop, and "Between Angels and Insects starts up once again)

KT: Veej, what the heck is going on?!

VJ: Master Shidoshi...I have no clue!

KT: Where is Stevo, Veej?! Somebody tell him to stop stalling!

VJ: Well, we know that Stevo never goes anywhere without one of his titles...wait a minute! That spotlight...that green spotlight shining on the set--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! THERE HE IS!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?

VJ: PSYKO STEVO!!! STANDING ATOP THE SLAMFEST SET!!!!!

KT: THAT THING MUST BE 50 OR 60 FEET HIGH!!!!!!!! IS HE CRAZY...oh yeah, I forgot!

VJ: Psyko Stevo...what is he doing up there...what is he...

KT: HE'S GONNA JUMP! HE'S GONNA JUMP!

VJ: Oh my goodness, no! No...OH...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! PSYKO STEVO...RIDING DOWN...

KT: WHAT IS THAT?!

VJ: THAT'S SOME KINDA ZIP LINE! PSYKO STEVO RIDING THAT ZIP LINE DOWN TO THE RING!!!!!!

KT: What is he...oh my God, Chris, move! Get outta the way!

VJ: Stevo headed right for the ring!!! What a spectacular entrance...and Stevo--OOOOOOOOOOH MY GOODNESS! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!

Ding Ding Ding!!!

KT: OH!!! CHRIS!

VJ: Stevo...riding that zip line all the way down to the ring! All the way down, and catching Chris Thomas right on the jaw with a side kick!!!! Thomas may have been knocked out right there!

KT: I told ya to move, Chris!

VJ: And watch Stevo...Thomas...trying to pull himself back to his feet! Psyko Stevo waiting for him! This capacity crowd rallying behind him...and watch this now! Stevo off the rope...Chris Thomas back to his feet now! Stevo now...off the rope...THE PSYKLONE!!!!!!!!!! THE PSYKLONE CATCHES THOMAS RIGHT ON THE JAW, AND FOLKS...THERE'S NO PINFALLS IN THIS ONE! NO COUNT OUTS! NO DQ!!! THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS BY GRABBING A MICROPHONE AND MAKING YOUR OPPONENT SAY "I QUIT"! AND IT LOOKS LIKE...IT LOOKS LIKE STEVO'S ON HIS WAY TO DOING THAT RIGHT HERE! STEVO'S GRABBING A MIC FROM THE TIMEKEEPER'S TABLE!

KT: You know, Vince, if this match doesn't prove that Psyko Stevo is a no good, lowlife lunatic, than I don't know what will! I mean...did you see what he did?!

VJ: Stevo...that spectacular and unique entrance...attacking Thomas before the bell, as Stevo...back into the ring with that mic!

Stevo: THOMAS!!!!!!!!! (hits him in the head with the mic) SAY IT!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!!

Thomas: (gasping for air) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Stevo: (hits him once again) I SAID SAY IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! SAY IT! SAY IT!!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!!!!!!

Thomas: (coughs) F*CK YOU MAN!

KT: HAHA! This Thomas sure has spunk, doesn't he?!

VJ: And Stevo about to beat it outta him here! Once again with the mic...hammering repeatedly into the forehead of Thomas now...and Stevo...he's got him by the hair!!! Stevo bringing Thomas back to his feet...AND BURIES THE BOOT INTO THE SIDE OF THOMAS! AND AGAIN! UPPERCUT CATCHES HIM ON THE JAW...STEVO OPENING UP ON HIS OPPONENT!!! Irish whip now...reversal sends Stevo bouncing off the buckle...and Thomas now! Thomas has Stevo caught! Thomas--OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!! OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY...STEVO'S BACK HITTING RIGHT OFF OF THAT TRASHCAN, KEVIN!!! CRUSHING THAT METAL TRASHCAN LIKE A PAPER CUP!!!! AND STEVO...WRITHING IN PAIN!

KT: See, I told ya, Veej! People are underestimating Chris Thomas! He's not here to lose! That man came to play, and it's like he said, the playing is about to stop!

VJ: Thomas back to his feet...checking his forehead for blood. After what we've seen already tonight, I wouldn't be surprised if he was bleeding!

KT: He's not bleeding, but he's damn sure mad!

VJ: Uh oh! Thomas grabbing that steel chair! Waiting on Stevo now! Telling Stevo to "get up!"

KT: I think Chris is getting ready to pull a Barry Bonds, here!

VJ: Stevo...back to his feet...holding his back after that suplex and watch Thomas! Thomas--MISSES WITH THE CHAIRSHOT...DUCKS THE PSYKOTINATOR FROM STEVO--OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!! DAMN WHAT A SHOT!!!!!!!!! WHAT A SHOT FROM CHRIS THOMAS...MY GOD, STEVO'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

KT: He crushed his head like...liek a WATERMELON, VEEJ! HAHAHA!

VJ: Smart ass! Stevo down on the mat!!! Chris Thomas standing tall...and oh wait a minute...now it's Chris Thomas who's got the mic! Chris Thomas...approaching Psyko Stevo with that mic...OH WAIT!!! THOMAS NOW...JAMMING THAT MIC INTO THE THROAT OF STEVO! THOMAS TRYING TO CHOKE HIM OUT! C'MON, REF! GET IN THERE!

KT: NO DQ!

VJ: Thomas blatantly strangling Stevo...

Thomas: QUIT, YOU SON OF A BITCH! QUIT!!! AHHHHHH! (rams Stevo's head into the mat)

KT: Good God! He's flipped wig!

VJ: Thomas has snapped in there! Thomas...

Thomas: QUIT!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! QUIT!! QUIT!! QUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

VJ: Thomas...OH!! HAMMERING PSYKO STEVO WITH THE MIC! REPEATEDLY BASHING STEVO IN THE HEAD!!!! STEVO...

KT: And there it is, Veej! There it is!

VJ: Now Stevo is bleeding!!! Psyko Stevo bleeding from the forehead...

KT: This has to be without a doubt the bloodiest PPV in NFWA history!

VJ: My God!!! Thomas pulling Stevo back to his feet...with that mic now...OH!!!!!!!!! Measures him with a hard shot to the face...and another one has Stevo on the ropes!!!! Chris Thomas has busted Psyko Stevo open, and Stevo is in some trouble here! Watch Thomas now! Thomas charging in at Stev--OOOH! OH!!! Back body drop over the top...

KT: But look at Thomas!!!!

VJ: UNBELIEVABLE BALANCE BY CHRIS! ABLE TO LAND ON THE RING APRON! And Thomas now...with Stevo by the hair...Chris Thomas...looks to be going...oh no!!! He's not gonna suplex him to the outside! He's not gonna...oh no...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!! STEVO'S BACK JUST EXPLODING OFF OF THE ARENA FLOOR...THANKS TO CHRIS THOMAS!!!!!!

KT: What a move by Chris Thomas!!!! Veej, if he wins this match, we may hafta get him a new theme song! (singing) "HE AIN'T....GO-ING NO-WHERE! HE AIN'T...GOING NOWHERE..."

VJ: Chris Thomas with that suplex...Stevo landing hard on his hip and back, and now Thomas to the outside!!! Chris Thomas...Master Shidoshi checking up on Psyko Stevo here...aww c'mon! Leave him alone!!! Chris Thomas shoving Shidoshi!

KT: Yeah! It's about time someone did something about him! He's the whole reason these idiotic ninjas have been running around lately!

VJ: Thomas up in the face of Shidoshi--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?

VJ: ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY SHIDOSHI JUST FLOORED CHRIS THOMAS!! THOMAS IS DOWN!!!! THOMAS IS DOWN!!! CHRIS THOMAS HAS JUST BEEN FLOORED!

KT: Chris...you cannot get your butt kicked by an old man! What is wrong with you?!

VJ: Referee Stephanie Jenkins, admonishing Shidoshi here...oh wait a minute! Thomas...he just grabbed that kendo stick! Chris Thomas...what the hell is he do--NO!!!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH, HE JUST HIT SHIDOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!

KT: He started it! Shidoshi hit him first! You called it, Vince Johnson!

VJ: PLEASE! Thomas was harrassing him...he was merely defending himself, when this son of a...I can't believe what he just did to Shidoshi, and now he's got the X-Treme Title belt!!! Thomas with the X-Treme Title belt, and he's mocking Psyko Stevo here! Taunting him with "Mister" X-Treme Title!

KT: And Veej, I'll have you know that Chris Thomas is a stand up guy! What he was actually doing there with Shidoshi was informing him of a great deal at the local retirement home, when the vicious brute assaulted him!!!!

VJ: AND A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF STEVO WITH THAT TITLE BELT!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD AND TO THE EAR!!!!!!! PSYKO STEVO...BEING HAMMERED REPEATEDLY OUT THERE!!!! And Chris Thomas...my God he is in control...and these fans don't like it one bit!

KT: I told ya, Veej! It doesn't matter! He's not leaving!

VJ: Uh oh...but he is getting wood!!! Chris Thomas grabbing that table that he pulled out before the start of the match...Thomas pulling out that table...and he just slid that thing into the ring!!! Thomas...

KT: We may be just moments away from a new X-Treme Champion!

VJ: Thomas with Stevo by the hair now--OH! Buries the knee into the gut! And a forearm shot to the jaw! And now Thomas...sending Stevo back into the ring!

KT: The end is near, Veej! I can feel it! I can feel it!

VJ: Chris Thomas back into the ring...Stevo...blood pourning from that laceration in his forehead!!! A wound which may or may not have originated in his match last week with T Money at Showtime! And that was a war in itself!

KT: You're not lying, Veej, and it was a war that Stevo LOST!!!!

VJ: And now Thomas is setting up that table in the ring! Chris Thomas...as the old cliche goes...about to give Stevo WOOD!

KT: leave it to a closet pervert like yourself to bring up that disgusting analogy!

VJ: VJ: The table is setup in the ring, and now Thomas has Stevo by the hair! Thomas...I don't know if Stevo will ever quit, but if Thomas can score a knockout, this thing will be over!!!!

KT: Yes, and knock him out he will! Knock his lights out Chris! C'mon!

VJ: Thomas with Stevo...perhaps just moments away from the biggest win of his career--OH! Stevo with a leg sweep puts Thomas on his back! And now watch Stevo! Grabbing that steel chair--OH GOD!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THAT??!?!

KT: Chris!

VJ: Stevo moonsaulting with the chair in his hands...caught Chris Thomas right in the face!!!! Great move by Stevo...and that's gonna buy him a little time it looks like, so that he can get himself together!

KT: Get up, Chris! Get on him!

VJ: Chris Thomas...I'm sure that he can feel his NFWA career slipping away here! Slipping out of his grasp!

KT: Chris, this match is way too important for you to lose!!! Get up and do something!

VJ: Stevo now...using the ropes to pull himself back to his feet! Thomas trying to clear the cobwebs on the mat...what's Stevo doing? Stevo--OH!!! CAT-LIKE LEAP TO THE TOP ROPE BY STEVO!!!! Psyko Stevo...we could be getting set for the Psykotic Senton, Kevin!!! Chris Thomas is down on the mat...

KT: Watch out, Chris! Watch out!

VJ: Stevo...HERE IT COMES...OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY HOME!!!!!!!!! THOMAS SAW IT COMING, AND STEVO GETS NOTHING BUT CANVAS!!!!!!

KT: Whooo!!! Oh man...what a match this is!

VJ: That's for sure! Chris Thomas refusing to say die here! Refusing to let his NFWA career be ended here tonight at SlamFest! And now he's got Stevo by the hair!!! Thomas with Psyko Stevo...oh wait! Wait a minute Thomas has him setup--OOOOOH!!! THOMAS BOMB!!!!!!!!! THOMAS BOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!

KT: IT'S OVER, VEEJ!!! IT'S OVER!!!

VJ: PSYKO STEVO'S NECK JUST FOLDED UP LIKE AN ACCORDION!!!!!!!!! Stevo...

KT: I think he broke his neck, Vince!

VJ: I sure as hell hope not! As Thomas...he's got the mic once again! Thomas gonna ask...

Thomas: STEVO!!!!! WHAT DO YOU SAY NOW, YOU PIECE OF SH*T?!?!?! DO YOU GIVE UP?!?!!??!?

Stevo: (nothing)

Thomas: ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stevo: (nothing)

Thomas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

VJ: Oh wait...THOMAS DRIVING THAT MIC TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD AND THE NECK OF STEVO!! Thomas...he is furious, Kevin!

KT: I can't see why! Stevo's not answering because he got his lights knocked out! He's done, Veej!

VJ: Thomas yanking Stevo back to his feet...HARD RIGHT HAND sends him staggering into the buckle! And watch Thomas now...uh oh! He just grabbed that bat! That metal baseball bat that was lying in the ring, and Thomas now...head full of steam at Stevo--OH!!!!!!!!

KT: CRAP!

VJ: STEVO WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK JUST KNOCKED THAT BAT INTO THE HEAD OF THOMAS!!!!!!!! THOMAS...

KT: I gotta hand it to Stevo there, Veej! That was a nice move!

VJ: Thomas is down on the mat, and now Stevo...Stevo's got that steel chair...oh no! Stevo dragging him out towards the center of the ring now!

KT: What's he...hey wait a second, Veej! What's he doing?!

VJ: Stevo setting that chair up around the head and neck of Thomas...oh no!!! No...don't tell me...

KT: He's gonna try and break his neck, Vince!

VJ: Thats steel chair folded around the head and neck of Thomas! And watch Stevo...Stevo off the ropes!!

KT: Oh no! NOOO!

VJ: OH MY--DOUBLE STOMP ON THE CHAIR!!!! MY GOD!!!!! MY GOD HE BROKE HIS NECK!!!!! HE BROKE HIS DAMN--AND STEVO STANDING ON THAT CHAIR!!!! SQUASHING THOMAS' HEAD, LISTEN TO THOMAS SCREAM!!!! THOMAS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!! THOMAS...STEVO'S GOT THE MIC...

Stevo: QUIT, THOMAS!!!!! QUIT!!!!!!!!!! SAY IT!!! SAY IT!!!

Thomas: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Stevo: (Stomps on the chair again and presses harder) DAMN IT, THOMAS I SAID QUIT!!!!!!! QUIT OR I'LL BREAK YOUR F*CKING NECK!!!!!!! QUIT!!!!!!

Thomas: AHHH...I QUIT!!! I QUIT!!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!

Ding Ding Ding!!! **Cue "Between Angels and Insects"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL NFWA X-Treme Champion: Psyko Stevo!!!!!!

VJ: Psyko Stevo...victorious here in that brutal encounter with Chris Thomas, and Kevin...it's official! Chris Thomas is OUT of the NFWA!

KT: No way, Veej! He can't be!

VJ: Yes! Both men agreed to the terms! If Thomas didn't win the title, he would be gone...and it looks like...it looks like this is the end of Chris Thomas!

KT: Unbelievable! Just...unbelievable!

VJ: Thomas is gone, but give him credit! He took Psyko Stevo all the way to the limit...and I wouldn't have been surprised if he walked away with this thing!

KT: Please, Veej! That guy is a loser! I mean, who would be stupid enough to agree to a stipulation like that?!

VJ: Referee Jenkins checking on Chris Thomas there...I think the realization finally setting in that it's over! He's lost the match...and his NFWA career is done...and now...hey wait a second. Stevo shoving Stephanie out of the way...Stevo grabbing Thomas...

KT: Now what?! He's gonna attack him after the match?!

VJ: Stevo with Thomas...

(The music dies down, Psyko Stevo pulls Thomas out to the center of the ring, and the 2 stare each other down. Thomas, prepared to be attacked, throws his fists up to fight. But instead, Stevo grabs his right arm and raises it high into the air as the crowd cheers in the background. "Between Angels and Insects" starts up once again)

VJ: Fans...what a moment this is! Psyko Stevo...raising the hand of his opponent! Raising the hand of Chris Thomas...and this crowd giving him a standing ovation! This man has got heart, Kevin!

KT: He's got nothing! No career, no brains...get him out of the ring. SECURITY!

VJ: Stop it! Nice display of sportsmanship on the part of Stevo, and give it up for Chris Thomas! The man got in here tonight...he pulled this thing off, and I'm not too sure what will become of him after this match, but the man definitely has a bright future in this industry!

KT: He's got nothing!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Tina and Firestorm walking through the hallways. The crowd boos wildly in the background as their images appear on the Panthertron)

VJ: Oh boy...folks...it is time! The power struggle between Angelfire and the NFWA finally comes to head! It's Panther and Diamond against Tina and Firestorm! Both Angelfire's and the NFWA's futures will be on the line! And folks...let's show you what led up to this HUGE encounter!

(HIGHLIGHT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The LAST highlight video?!?!?! "One Mic" by Nas plays in the background, as we take you back to January, where Panther tricked Tina into putting her NFWA career on the line against Diamond. During the match, Panther struck Tina with a sledgehammer, allowing Diamond to come off the top rope with a sledgehammer shot of her own for the 1-2-3! Tina was gone from the NFWA...or so we thought. In February, Tina returned as the Senior Vice President of Internet operations for Angelfire, the company that funds the NFWA. She wanted revenge on Panther and the NFWA...enforcing strict censorship on the company, forcing Panther into giving her 50% of his decision-making power in the company, and then at Game Time, with the help of Commissioner Firestorm, putting Panther out of the company indefinitely. In his time away, Panther seemed to be done with the NFWA, but in March, he signed his power as CEO over to Joanie, who setup a pregant Diamond to be attacked by Tina, killing her unborn child. A month later, Panther and Diamond came back for revenge, promising to take out Firestorm and Tina, and destroy Angelfire in the process! On an episode of In High Gear, Panther forced Tina into signing the match at SlamFest with Angelfire's future on the line. A week later, Tina added another stipulation...if she and Firestorm win...the NFWA must close for good. Who will come out on top in this encounter? Will Panther and Diamond win the match? Will Panther regain his position as NFWA CEO? Will Tina and Angelfire be driven out of the company once and for all? Of will the NFWA go down for the count? We'll find out...NEXT! The video ends, and the camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see Panther and Diamond walking towards ringside. They're stopped by Rosie Sanchez)

RS: Panther...Diamond! We're just moments away from your match with Firestorm and Tina...And tell us...after everything that's happened since February...after everything that's gone down with you, Tina and Firestorm...and after seeing what happened to Joanie this past Friday night on the Slam...are you worried in the slightest bit that this could be it for you? That this could be the end of the NFWA?

Panther: (long silence) Rosie...we'll do our talking in the ring!

(The crowd pops in the background as Panther places his arm on Diamond's shoulder and the pair walks out towards ringside. The camera cuts back to another area of the locker room, where we see a ninja standing over a fallen Psyko Stevo holding a kendo stick in his hand)

VJ: Hey wait a minute...THAT'S...THAT'S THE DAMN NINJA! AND THAT'S STEVO!!!!! STEVO...

KT: What the heck?!?!?!

VJ: Stevo has been taken out by that ninja! Stevo...my God, who the hell is that!??!? Who is under the mask!?

(The ninja runs out of the picture, as the camera cuts out to ringside for the next match)

Panther and Diamond Vs Tina and Firestorm

****BUZZZZZZ! BUZZZZZZZZ! BUZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!****

(Suddenly, fire engulfs the stage as "N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S." hits the PA system. Flashing orange spotlights shine on the entrance, and the crowd boos wildly as Firestorm steps out from the locker room and walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. Firestorm talks trash to a few of the ringside fans before climbing upon the ring apron, stepping over the top rope and walking towards the center of the ring as fans boo and toss trash into the ring. The music dies down, the "You Gets No Love" remix starts up over the PA system. The arena lights suddenly drop, as throbbing red and pink spotlights shine on the stage as red lasers fan out from the locker room in the shape of a Superwoman "S". Suddenly, a white pyro explosion goes off on stage, and the crowd boos wildly as Tina steps out from the locker room with a sinister smile on her face. She folds her arms on her chest and looks into the crowd, soaking up the boos before starting down the entrance ramp towards the ring. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and raises her arms into the air as red pyro sparks fire down from the rafters. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and chants of "She's got Herpes ***CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP***" echo throughout the arena.)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...there they are! Tina and Firestorm...

KT: Veej, these people disgust me!

VJ: Well...these fans all over Tina here tonight! The moment of truth is upon us, folks! It's Tina and Firestorm...it's Panther and Diamond...and Angelfire is barred from ringside!!!!! Here we go...

(Purple, red and pink spotlights fill the arena as "Supergirl" by Krystal Harris starts up over the PA system. Diamond walks out onto the stage, throws a Diamond symbol into the air, and the crowd goes wild as she starts down the entrance ramp towards the ring. She tags the hands of a few ringside fans on the way down towards the ring, but stops at the bottom of the entrance ramp. The music dies down, the arena lights drop and a HUGE pyro blast goes off on stage. "Line 'Em Up" by Freeway starts up over the PA system as flashing red and white spotlights swarm the arena, roaming the crowd for a good 20 seconds before converging on the entrance, where Panther appears on stage in a cloud of white smoke. He looks into the crowd for a moment, slowly raises his arms into the air, and brings them down swiftly as the spotlights flood the arena. Panther then heads down to the ring, giving Diamond a kiss at the bottom of the ramp before hopping onto the ring apron and glaring in the direction of Firestorm and Tina. He helps Diamond into the ring, follows her inside and the pair walks towards the center of the ring, where Diamond drops to one knee, Panther stands behind her, and after glaring into the crowd for a moment, the two snap their right fists into the air as more pyro explodes from the ring posts. The lights return to normal, the music dies down, and referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well folks...here we go!!!! It's time...

KT: Veej, can you feel the energy surging through out this building?! Can you feel the intensity!??!!?!?

VJ: You can literally feel the tension in the air folks! Panther and Diamond...Tina and Firestorm...the NFWA Vs Angelfire! So much at stake in this one, but on top of that, you've got so much hatred between these 4 individuals!!!! Panther and Firestorm...we know their past! There's been bad blood between those 2 dating back to the early days of the NFWA! Same with Diamond and Tina...these 2 women have never gotten along, and the hatred has only intensified since Tina killed Diamond's unborn child in April...and Diamond...

KT: What is she doing Veej?!

VJ: Diamond...I think Diamond's saying that she wants Tina!!! Diamond wants to start this thing off with Tina...

KT: Vince...c'mon, she cannot be that stupid!

VJ: Diamond...not far from her hometown of Rockford, IL!!!! And she...look at her Kevin! She's almost begging Tina to start this thing! Almost begging...OH LOOK AT TINA!!!! Tina headed to the apron! What a gutless--HEY WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRESTORM!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Look at this!!!

VJ: Firestorm's got Diamond by the throat!!! Leave her alone damn it!

KT: Well she wants action so bad! Well she's gonna get it right here--OH!!!!!!!

VJ: PANTHER...SUPERKICK RIGHT TO THE JAW OF FIRESTORM!!!!!!!!!!! Panther coming to the aid of his wife Diamond...AND LOOK AT HIM!!! Panther opening up on the Commish with right hands!!! Tagging the jaw...Panther...he's got him rocked!! Panther's got the big man rocked!!!!

KT: Firestorm...

VJ: Firestorm in some trouble here...and watch Panther!!!! Panther off the rope--BIG FOREARM SHOT CATCHES HIM RIGHT ON THE JAW!!!!!!!!! And again...Panther hitting off the rope...ANOTHER HARD FOREARM SHOT HAS THE BIG FIRESTORM ROCKING...AND REELING!!!

KT: BUT HE WON'T GO DOWN!!!!!!!! Panther cannot put Firestorm down, Veej!!!

VJ: Panther...oh my goodness, this crowd making some noise!!! Panther now...off the rope a 3rd time...Firestorm misses with a clothesline!!! Panther off the other side--OH!!!!!!!!!!! FRONT DROPKICK CATCHES FIRESTORM COMING OFF...AND THE BIG MAN GOES DOWN...FIRESTORM SENT TUMBLING TO THE OUTSIDE!!! And Panther...

KT: Watch Tina...AH!

VJ: Panther ducks the clothesline--TINA RIGHT INTO ONE FROM DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!!

VJ: Tina back to her feet...and watch Diamond now!!! Diamond opening up on Tina now!!!! Huge forearm shots...rocking the jaw of the co-CEO and...OH MY GOODNESS!!! LOOK AT DIAMOND!!!!!!!!

KT: Now wait a minute, Veej!!! She is not legal...

VJ: NEITHER IS TINA!! AND DIAMOND...THE STRENGTH OF THE FORMER WOMEN'S CHAMPION! DIAMOND WITH TINA LIFTED HIGH ABOVE HER HEAD!!!! KEVIN TAYLOR, IT IS DEAFENING IN HERE!!!!!

KT: What the hell is she doing?!?!

VJ: DIAMOND WITH TINA UP INSIDE THE RING...AND WHAT COMES UP...MUST GO...

KT: Oh no...Firestorm...oh look out!!!!!!!

VJ: DOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND LAUNCHING TINA RIGHT INTO FIRESTORM!!!!!!!!!!! Both Tina and Firestorm down on the outside...and look at Tina!!!! She is absolutely...livid!!!!!!!!!

KT: She's pissed, that's what she is! I mean...Panther and Diamond...they're breaking every rule in the book!

VJ: What?!

KT: I mean, face it, Vince! That was blatant double teaming and you know it!

VJ: Tina came into the ring on her own, and Diamond made her pay for it! Tina has absolutely no one to blame but herself on that one...as she and Firestorm talk it over on the outside! Firestorm trying to keep Tina calm...my goodness!

KT: Yeah, don't worry about it Tina...they just started out a little fast, but you'll see, Veej! They've got a gameplan, and when it's all said and done, I guarantee that Angelfire will come out on top here tonight!

VJ: Well if they do, they'll have to do it without their fellow members, who have been banned from ringside by Joanie!

KT: Which is an absolutely unfair and prejudiced decision by her! And she wonders why she got tail handed to her last night!

VJ: Firestorm and Tina doing a lot of stalling on the outside...taking as much of that 10 count as they can!

KT: And that's a smart move! I mean...they're taking their time! Taking Panther and Diamond out of their gameplan...

VJ: Hey wait a minute! Panther up top...

KT: What?!

VJ: Panther...a cat-like leap to the top rope now...Firestorm and Tina on the outside...

KT: Hey wait a minute! Guys...guys...

VJ: Panther...OOOOOOOH MY GOODNESS!!!! CORKSCREW PLANCHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PICTURE PERFECT PLANCHA BY PANTHER...BOTH FIRESTORM AND TINA GO DOWN!!!!!!

KT: Now how can he do that?! He cannot put his hands on a woman in a mixed tag match!

VJ: What the...PLEASE! Panther now, with Firestorm...trying to toss him back into the ring--OH!!!!! Tina from behind with a forearm shot to the back of Panther, and now Panther...uh oh!

KT: Um...run Tina, run!

VJ: Panther...that look in his eyes! Panther stalking Tina!!! Panther...you know that he would love to get his hands on Tina after what she did to Diamond! After all she's done over the past few months as Tina...

KT: get outta there Tina!

VJ: Tina...oh my!!!! Panther going after Tina! Panther...chasing Tina around the ring!

KT: Faster, Tina, faster!

VJ: Tina...running as fast as she can to get away from Panther, but I don't think she's fast enough! I don't think...whoa! Tina...back into the ring! Panther back in after her--OH DAMN!! FIRESTORM MOWS HIM DOWN WITH A BIG BOOT RIGHT TO THE CHIN!!!!!!!!! Firestorm...

KT: YES!!!! WHAT BRILLIANCE BY TINA!!! GET ON HIM, STORM!

VJ: Firestorm...oh he is on him! Firestorm choking the life outta Panther now...Tina suckered Panther into that big boot!

KT: And that only goes to show you exactly why Angelfire is superior to the NFWA! I mean...face it, Veej...Tina's the brightest mind in the game!

VJ: (gives Kevin a mean look) I'm sure someone would take exception to that!

KT: Who gives a damn what he thinks! He's getting his ass kicked in there!

VJ: Firestorm yanking Panther to his feet like a rag doll!!! Like Panther was...nothing! And Firestorm now shoving Panther back into the buckle!!!! Back into the Angelfire buckle! The tag made to Tina!

KT: Huh?!

VJ: Firestorm...he just made the tag to Tina and...OH!!! THAT SIZE 18 BOOT...RIGHT INTO THE THROAT OF PANTHER!!!! FIRESTORM...C'MON REF!! GET HIM OUTTA THERE! HE'S NOT THE LEGAL MAN!

KT: 5 seconds, Veej! It's completely legal!

VJ: Whatever! Firestorm now...calmly stepping out to the ring apron and...I cannot believe what we've got here! Panther and Tina...the two legal participants in this match!

KT: Vince...could you imagine what would happen if Panther lost this match...after being pinned by Tina?!?!?

VJ: Panther...I don't think he'd ever live that down! Tina with Panther pinned up against the buckle! Diamond looking on with concern for her ma--OH!!!!!!!!!!! HARD SHOP TO THE CHEST OF PANTHER!!!!!!!!!! And Tina...ONCE AGAIN!!! BIG CHOP TO THE CHEST! A boot to the midsection! And another!!! Tina...working over Panther in the buckle!!! Going to work on the former CEO...

Tina: WHO'S THE BADDEST CHICK!?!?! (crowd boos)

KT: HAHA! It's you, Tina! You know it's you!

VJ: Tina...dominating Panther in the ring at this point! What's this now...Irish whip...Tina...reverses the momentum...PANTHER SENT CRASHING HARD INTO THE ANGELFIRE BUCKLE!!!! HIS BACK...

KT: I think the ring moved after that one!

VJ: I think it did too, as Tina...oh look at her taunting Diamond! Tina taunting Diamond in there!

KT: HAHA! She's great, Veej! The greatest female athlete of all time!

VJ: And watch Tina...Panther in the corner and there's the handspring elbow!!!! Shades of her sister...Joanie--OH MY!!!!!!!!!!! PANTHER RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HER WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: Panther...Panther saw that handspring coming, and absolutely wallopped Tina with a hard clothesline!!! Tina absolutely knocked out of her boots...

KT: And that is exactly what Tina has been saying all along! Panther...he is a sexist pig, he promotes violence against women, and...what is he doing now?!

VJ: Panther...dragging Tina over to the buckle...and look at Diamond! Diamond wants that tag in the worst way!!! She wants to get her hands on the self-proclaimed Superwoman, Tina!

KT: I say that Panther should be disqualified after his actions! Throw this thing out and award the win to Angelfire!

VJ: Will you stop! Panther now...with Tina...winding up on the arm there...and THERE'S THE TAG TO DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!! Diamond...officially in this thing...and now she's headed up to the top!!!! Diamond...ascending the turnbuckle!

KT: Tina...oh...Firestorm!!!

VJ: Panther...Diamond on the top rope...DOUBLE AXEHANDLE RIGHT TO THE ARM OF TINA!!! Great teamwork by the husband and wife duo...

KT: They should be DQ'd!

VJ: And now Diamond...oh boy! Diamond with a handful of hair...can you imagine how long she's waited to do this?! Diamond with Tina by the hair...and now look at Tina! Begging...pleading for Diamond to let her go!!! But Diamond will have no part of that! Diamond...she wants Tina's ass!

KT: Referee...somebody do something...

VJ: Diamond...with Tina by the HAIR!!!!!!!!! DIAMOND BEELING HER RIGHT ACROSS THE RING!!!!! And now Diamond with Tina once again...grabbing her by the hair! 2 fists full of hair! And Diamond...OH MY GOODNESS ONCE AGAIN! AND TINA--OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE JUST SMACKED RIB-FIRST OFF THE RING POST, KEVIN!

KT: Oh my gosh, quick, Veej! See if she's ok!

VJ: Tina being tossed all over this ring by Diamond, and watch Di! Charges in--BASEBALL SLIDE--OH!!! Sandwiching Tina's ribs up against that ringpost!!! Tina...Tina is getting the hell beat outta her by Diamond! She is being owned by the Queen of the Extreme!

KT: She is being absolutely robbed!!!

VJ: And what is Diamond doing now?! Panther...looking on from the apron as Diamond brings Tina back to her feet...forearm shot catches her right on the jaw!!!!!!!!!!! And another one right to the face by Diamond!

KT: That'll bloody your nose, Veej!

VJ: Most certainly, as Diamond now...Irish whip...SENDS TINA HARD OFF THE BUCKLE!!!!! Tina...on to the other side of the ring and Diamond...oh boy!

KT: Oh no, Tina!

VJ: Diamond...she just signalled to the crowd!!! Diamond throwing up that sign, and you know what's coming up, Kevin! '

KT: She cannot do this to Tina! She cannot do this to the CEO!

VJ: Diamond calling for it! These fans...making a whole lotta noise! Tina...she is out of it in the buckle! And HERE IT COMES!!! DIAMOND...DIAMOND...DIAMOND ELBOW!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT ON THE MONEY...AND TINA...GOES...DOWN!!!!!!!!!

KT: Damn it!!!!

VJ: Tina...she just slumped to the canvas! Diamond is solidly in control of this one as--HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!! FIRESTORM...SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

KT: His arm slipped.

VJ: His...arm slipped my ass! Firestorm from the ring apron just blasted Diamond with a clothesline! What a lowlife son of a bitch!

KT: hey, now you watch it, Veej! Firestorm and Tina may lose this match, but that won't stop them from firing your sorry ass before they go!

VJ: (sighs) Diamond just floored with that clothesline...and you can see Panther! Panther didn't like that at all!

KT: I told ya Veej! His arm slipped! See...being the sportsman that his is...

VJ: Watch Tina now!!!! Tina bringing Diamond to her feet...dragging her over to the Angelfire buckle and now...oh no! NO! Tina with the tag to Firestorm...C'MON!!!!

KT: Oh yes, Veej!!!! Are you ready for this, Diamond?!

VJ: This is a mismatch, damn it!!! Firestorm...this is not right!

KT: Aww Veejie! C'mon! If Tina was brave enough to step in there with Panther, I don't see why Di can't do it with Firestorm!

VJ: There's a big difference between Panther and Firestorm! Panther's 5'11"! Panther's 195 pounds! Firestorm is a 7', 300+ pound monster and now Firestorm...bringing Diamond out towards the center of the ring...DAMN IT NO!!!!!!!!!!! Firestorm with Diamond...DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA DO THIS! DON'T TELL ME!

KT: This is it, Veej! This is the end!

VJ: Firestorm with Diamond setup! NO! NO!!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOD--NO!!!!!!!!!!! POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!! FIRESTORM...THE SON OF A BITCH JUST POWERBOMBED DIAMOND!!!!!!!!!!

KT: IT IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOODBYE NFWA!!!!!!!

VJ: Firestorm with the cover...1...2...OH! PANTHER BREAKS UP THE COUNT BEFORE THE 3!!! PANTHER BREAKING UP THE COUNT--OH!!!! PANTHER!!! PANTHER HAMMERING AWAY UPON FIRESTORM...

KT: NOW WAIT A MINUTE! HE CANNOT...

VJ: PANTHER HAS LOST IT!!! PANTHER...TRYING TO KILL FIRESTORM IN THERE, AS REFEREE PETERSON TRIES TO GET PANTHER...MY GOODNESS!

KT: See, Veej! That just goes to show you what type of cheater that Panther really is!!!!

VJ: His wife just got her neck folded up like a damn accordion! As Firestorm with Diamond now...Irish whip...Diamond into the bucke--OOOOOH! FIRESTORM FOLLOWS IN WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! Diamond...oh she is hurt...she is hurt badly--AND TINA FROM BEHIND WITH A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! C'mon, ref!!!!

KT: "C'mon ref"?! Will you stop complaining for once in your insignificant life and enjoy the match for what it truly is?! This is a historic moment,Veej!

VJ: Firestorm...making the tag to Tina! That's a good thing for Diamond...but I think the damage has already been done! Diamond...she damn near got killed in there...as Tina now...dragging Diamond out of the buckle!!! Dragging her towards the center of the ring...what's this?! Irish whip by Tina...Diamond off the ropes...ducks the clothesline coming off!!!! Diamond off the other side...Diamond--OH MY GOODNESS WHAT A POWERSLAM!!!!!!!! TINA WITH A POWERSLAM!!!! THAT COULD BE ALL! THE LEG IS HOOKED...1...2...OH!!!! Diamond...barely shooting that shoulder off the mat before the count of 3! And Tina...Tina cinches up the reverse chinlock on Di!

KT: Veej, I dunno about that last count! It seemed a little slow to me!

VJ: This capacity crowd...they're on pins and needles...as is the NFWA locker room and everyone watching this match! The fate of the NFWA hanging in the balance right here in Chicago...

KT: And it could all be gone right here! Tina could put Diamond out, and the NFWA could be history--

VJ: OH!!! Tina...kicking those legs up into the air...trying to increase the pressure on the 3-time Women's Champion! Trying to suck that wind out of her opponent, as Panther looks on!

KT: Veej...I honestly don't know what Panther and Diamond were thinking when they went for this match?! I mean...they're nowhere near Tina's and Firestorm's league! There's no way they can win this thing, Vince! Face it!

VJ: Well...Tina and Firestorm are great athletes, I'll give you that! But this isn't about titles! This isn't about athletic competition! This thing is personal!!! It's personal between Panther and Firestorm! It's damn sure personal between Diamond and Tina! And it is personal between the NFWA and Angelfire! Both these companies hanging in the balance...as Tina...squeezes the life outta Diamond with that chinlock...

KT: You know what...I think she's out, Veej! I think she's out!!!!

VJ: Diamond...down on the mat! Referee Peterson right in there to make sure those shoulders don't touch the mat!! To make sure Diamond is still able to continue...and Kevin, she's not moving! Diamond...she's not moving at all!

KT: I told ya, Veej! They're not a match for Firestorm and Tina! She's probably realized that and is playing dead as we speak!

VJ: Stop it!!! Referee Peterson now...checking the right arm of Diamond!!!! He raises it once...it drops once!!!!

KT: Oh yes!!!!! Get out your cameras! Set the VCR's! This is history in the making!

VJ: And again! Referee Peterson checking the arm of Diamond, and it drops once again!!!! If it drops one more time...

KT: THAT'S IT! The NFWA will be history, Veej!

VJ: (nervous sigh) Referee Peterson...raising that arm...for the 3rd and final time...

KT: We hope you've enjoyed these last 2 years folks! This is it...

VJ: Referee Peterson with the arm...Tina's got a smile on her face a mile wide...will it stay up...will it...

KT: PANTHER...WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

VJ: OH!!! PANTHER WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TINA! AND THE HOLD IS BROKEN!

KT: What a brute, Vince! What a vicious brute!!!!

VJ: Panther risking disqualification to break the hold! The referee admonishing Panther, and Tina...Tina's all over Panther as well! Tina giving Panther the badmo--oooooh my!

KT: Did you see that?!??!

VJ: Panther...well I guess Panther thinks that Tina's #1!

KT: Oh no he didn't Veej! See, he's gonna pay for that!

VJ: Tina now...oh she looks hot! Tina yanking Diamond back to her feet...OH! Hard shot right to the face by Tina...and she buries the knee right into the gut of Diamond!!!! Tina...Tina has Diamond hooked up here...OH! SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP TO DIAMOND!!!! Diamond just put flat on her back...and now Tina...TINA RESPONDS TO PANTHER!!!!

KT: HAHA! I love it, Veej! And in a few moments, all of the NFWA superstars are gonna be fighting to see who gets the #1 spot in the unemployment line!

VJ: Tina now...headed up top it looks like! Tina...what is this here?!

KT: it's the beginning of the end!

VJ: Tina up on top...Diamond...she is out, folks!!! Diamond is down on the mat...and Tina...Tina measuring her from the top rope!

KT: This is it, Veej! This is it...

VJ: Tina...OH MY LOOK AT THE HEIGHT!!!!!! FLYING ELBOW...FROM THE TOP--SHE MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: DIAMOND MOVED!!! DIAMOND MOVED OUTTA THE WAY...TINA GOT NOTHING BUT MAT!!!!

KT: Oh my gosh...Tina...

VJ: And look at Panther now...Panther trying to rally this crowd behind Diamond!!! This is the opportunity that she needs! Can she make the tag?!

KT: Stop her, Tina! Stop her!

VJ: Diamond is crawling towards her corner!!! Crawling towards Panther! This crowd...oh they are red hot tonight in Chi-Town! And they want Diamond to make the tag! Can she do it?! Can she...can she...

KT: TINA'S THERE FIRST!

VJ: Tina tags in Firestorm...AND IN...COMES...PANTHER!!!!!!!!!

KT: GET HIM STORM!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Diamond with the tag to Panther and here he comes!!! Firestorm misses with a clothesline...OH! HE'S CAUGHT! PANTHER'S GOT FIRESTORM...

KT: What the...no way--OOOOOOOOH!

VJ: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! T-BONE SUPLEX BY PANTHER!!!! FIRESTORM TAKEN UP AND OVER!!! Firestorm dumped right on the back of his head...what strength by Panther!

KT: How the heck did he do that?!

VJ: The adrenaline pumping through his veins, as Firestorm...whoa! Firestorm staggering back into the buckle...

KT: Oh no, Storm...get outta there!!! Get outta there!

VJ: Look at Panther...Panther signalling to this capacity crowd...

KT: He cannot do this--

VJ: Watch Tina! Tina headed into the ring...OH!!!!!! SHE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE SPINEBUSTER FROM PANTHER!!!!!!! PANTHER DRIVING HER HARD INTO THE MAT!!!!!!!! And watch Firestorm...OH!!!! YET ANOTHER SUPERKICK SENDS HIM RIGHT BACK INTO THE BUCKLE!!!! And Firestorm...referee Peterson trying to get Tina out of the ring here...

KT: Um..ref!!! Turn around!!! Turn around!

VJ: Wait a minute...Panther charging in--OH MY!!!!! RAPID-FIRE LOW BLOWS!!!!!!!! RAPID-FIRE LOW BLOWS TO FIRESTORM!!! THE REFEREE DOESN'T SEE A THING!

KT: DARN IT, REF! TURN AROUND, YOU MORON!!! TURN AROUND!

VJ: PANTHER...LOW BLOW AFTER LOW BLOW AFTER LOW BLOW!!!! Firestorm...OH!!!! Finally...Panther finishing off with an uppercut to the groin of the Commish! And Firestorm...to say that he's in a World of hurt would be a gross understatement!

KT: That damn Panther! Veej...whatever happened to the instant replay rule?!

VJ: And watch Panther...Firestorm is reeling after those shots to the groin! And now Panther...Panther saying "c'mon!" Panther...Panther's ready to end this thing once and for all!

KT: Firestorm...watch it! Watch it!

VJ: Panther...OH! Boot to the midsection of Firestorm...PANTHER CUTTER COMING UP--NO!!!!!!! OH MY!!! PANTHER...PANTHER JUST SENT FLYING RIGHT INTO THE REFEREE!!!!!!!! The official...he just got wiped out! And Panther--OH!!! FIRESTORM'S GOT HIM BY THE THROAT!!!

KT: This is it, Veej! Right here!

VJ: Firestorm with Panther...that huge catcher's mit type hand wrapped right around the throat of the former CEO!! And here comes Diamond...Diamond into the ring--AND HE CATCHES HER WITH THE OTHER HAND!

KT: HAHA! This is great, Vince!

VJ: Firestorm with Panther and Diamond...and take a look into those eyes! Firestorm...he's insane, damn it! Firestorm is insane...and now...it looks like he's setting up for a double Big Time! A Big Time on Panther and Diamond can he--OOOOOOOH! HE'S GOT THEM UP!!!!!!! FIRESTORM...WITH PANTHER AND DIAMOND UP FOR THE BIG TIME...OOOOOOOOH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HECK???!?!

VJ: OH MY GOD WHAT A COUNTER!!!!!!!!!! COMBINATION PANTHER AND DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!! A PANTHER AND DIAMOND CUTTER OUT OF THE BIG TIME...FIRESTORM HAS JUST BEEN LAID OUT!!!!!!!

KT: This is...this is unbelievable Veej! This is...FIRESTORM GET UP!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHEREVER YOU ARE, I WISH YOU COULD FEEL THIS ELECTRICITY!!!! YOU CAN FEEL IT, KEVIN!! THE END IS NEAR FOR ANGELFIRE!!!! AND PANTHER...Panther with a cat-like leap to the top rope! Firestorm...Firestorm is absolutely OUT!!! Firestorm is down...and Panther...

KT: TINA!!!!!!!

VJ: PANTHER OFF THE TOP ROPE...BIG FROG SPLASH CONNECTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE SAME MOVE HE USED TO BEAT FIRESTORM AT SHOWTIME!!!!! PANTHER HOOKS THE LEG...WE DON'T HAVE A REFEREE DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!

KT: Now calm down, Veej! Panther's got no one to blame but himself for that!

VJ: Please!!!! Referee Peterson was wiped out earlier on...and now Diamond...Diamond checking on the official...hey wait a second! Watch Tina!

KT: What...what do you mean?

VJ: Tina...Tina headed into the ring with a chair! What is she do...what is Tina--AW WAIT A MINUTE DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! SHE JUST HIT DIAMOND RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR!!!!! DAMN HER!!!!!!!! DAMN HER SOUL!!!!!

KT: Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, Veej! Before you go damning anyone's soul, you just remember that this is about survival! Tina just did what any great leader would do with its army in danger! She sacrificed herself...sacrificed her morals, and she did what she had to do to survive!!!!!!

VJ: Diamond just got her damn head taken off with that shot! And Tina...Tina with a huge smile on her face...uh oh!!

KT: Um...Tina...look out!

VJ: Panther now...back to his feet! Diamond has been laid out by Tina! Firestorm is down on the mat...and Panther and Tina...there in there all alone!!!

KT: Now wait a second, Vince! This isn't fair!

VJ: Nowhere for Tina to run! Nowhere to hide! No Angelfire to save her ass!!!! Panther and Tina...going face to face! Eye to eye...this crowd is on its feet!

KT: HIT HIM, TINA HIT HIM!

VJ: What?! Tina with that chair--OH!!! Misses with the chairshot, and Panther...oh boy!!!! Panther scoops Tina up...it looks like he could be going for the Truth! Panther setting up for the...wait a minute! Tina able to wiggle free! Panther...boot to the midsection by Tina--OH!!!!!!!!!!! THE DDTINA!!!!!!!!! DDTINA ONE PANTHER...

KT: Ha...did you...Vince...

VJ: PANTHER JUST SPIKED WITH THE DDTINA...MY GOODNESS, HIS HEAD JUST HIT HARD OFF THAT MAT!!!!

KT: Vince...this could be it, here! This could be it!

VJ: Referee Doug Peterson starting to come to...don't tell me!!! Tina with the cover...don't tell me Panther's gonna lose like this! Not to Tina!!! No!!!! No!!

KT: Get ready, Vince! Here it comes!

VJ: The referee with the count...............2................thr--NO!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: HE KICKED OUT!!!! PANTHER KICKED OUT AFTER THE DDTINA...SHE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!

KT: I can't believe that, Vince! Was that not the most blatant slow count you've ever seen?!

VJ: Oh will you please?! Tina...I'm not sure if anyone's ever kicked out of that move before, but she looks hot, Kevin! Tina pulling Panther back to his feet...she's going for it again! She's going for it again--PANTHER COUNTERS WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!!!!!!!! Tina...boot to the midsection by Panther--PANTHER CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: THE PANTHER CUTTER!!!!!!!!!!! TINA...TINA!!!! TINA IS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS OUT LIKE A DAMN LIGHT, AND THIS CROWD...OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Get up, Tina! Get up!!!!!!

VJ: Panther just...my God! Tina is down after the Panther Cutter...and now Panther...Panther signalling for the end!!!!! Panther...I think he's gonna go for Da Bomb!!!

KT: Firestorm...Tina...oh my goodness, Vince! This can't be happening!

VJ: Panther has Tina...and he's got her setup!!!!! If Panther hits this move, Angelfire is done!!!! Angelfire is gone for good!

KT: Vince, this isn't fair!!! This isn't fair at all!

VJ: Panther has Tina in position...Firestorm...Firestorm's got the ref!!!

KT: Huh?

VJ: What the hell is he...HEY!!!! HEY WAIT A MINUTE...

KT: THAT'S SHAWN MICHAELS!!! THAT'S SHAWN MICHAELS!!!

VJ: SHAWN MICHAELS!!!! HBK IS IN THE RING...

KT: What the hell is he doing here--OOOOOOH!!!!!!

VJ: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!! HE JUST HIT PANTHER WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HBK...

KT: What the...did he...did you see that Vince?!

VJ: HELL YES I SAW IT!!! SHANW MICHAELS JUST SUPERKICKED THE HELL OUTTA PANTHER, BEHIND THE REFEREE'S BACK!!!! DAMN IT...Kevin...I can't believe...

KT: Where did Michaels come from?!

VJ: I don't even know!! Shawn Michaels...he just appeared outta nowhere...and now he's headed back through the crowd...and Tina...oh no!!! NO!!!!! DON'T TELL ME!!!

KT: VINCE!!!! VINCE LOOK!

VJ: TINA'S GOT PANTHER...THE COVER ON PANTHER! TINA'S GOT THE LEG HOOKED!!! NO!!!! 1...........2............NO!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!! ***Cue "You Gets No Love" (Remix)

Announcer: Here are your winners: The Team of Firestorm, and Tina!!!!!!!!!!

KT: VINCE!!!!! I TOLD YOU, VINCE! I TOLD YOU!!! THE NFWA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

VJ: Son of a...Shawn Michaels...this can't be happening! Angelfire was banned from ringside...

KT: SHAWN MICHAELS ISN'T A MEMBER OF ANGELFIRE!!!! SHAWN MICHAELS...AN UPSTANDING CITIZEN...

VJ: HE JUST LAID PANTHER OUT WITH THAT KICK!!! AND TINA...ANGELFIRE HAS STOLEN THIS THING...AND I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!! I CAN...wha...what does this mean?!

KT: What do you think it means, Veej! Let me spell it out for you! Panther and Diamond lost!!! The NFWA is dead!!! It's buried! It's gone!!!!

VJ: This is absolutely disgusting, and we've got the locker room emptying here!! We've got a whole host of superstars on their way out here to the ring...Jayson Cage...Shark...there's Tresserhorn! They are absolutely livid...and Tina and Firestorm...those cowards! Tina and Firestorm escaping through the crowd like theives in the damn night!!!!

(As more superstars and officials pour out from the locker room, Firestorm and Tina shove their way through the crowd and run out the security door into the parking lot, where a running limo awaits them. The pair hops into the back of the limo, slams the door shut and tears out of the parking lot as the fans boo wildly inside the arena. The camera cuts back to ringside, where Diamond is in the ring checking on Panther)

VJ: Fans...it's a damn mob scene out here...it'd be more accurate to say this resembled a mob hit! Panther...I'm still in shock here! Panther had the match firmly in hand! He was getting set to deliver Da Bomb when Shawn Michaels...Panther's former friend and mentor...from the crowd, outta nowhere! Outta nowhere with Sweet Chin Music...and that would be Panther's downfall...and....as much as I hate to say it...the downfall of the NFWA! DAMN!

KT: Well Vince...if Panther learns anything from this...he's learned that what goes around...damn sure comes around! And it just came around here tonight!

VJ: Panther starting to come to in the ring...poor Diamond...she looks distraught in there as Panther...man!

KT: That's right, Panther! It's over!!!!

VJ: Panther and Diamond...my God they have lost this match...and you just can't help but wonder what is going through the minds of those two? What is going through the mind of Panther? After two long years, to have it all end...like this!

KT: Well Veej, you should be happy, because as of now...the world is officially a better place!

VJ: man!

(The crowd gives Panther and Diamond a standing ovation as Diamond helps Panther back to his feet, and the two climb out of the ring. Panther looks around the arena one last time with a look of disappointment in his eyes, before lowering his head and heading back up to ramp towards the locker room. Suddenly, the camera cuts backstage, where we see T Money in the interview area with Rosie Sanchez)

RS: Um...fans...I really don't know what to say after what we've just seen! Panther and Diamond losing the match...I'm guessing that this means the NFWA is closed! And...well I really...(sighs) this is such a confusing situation! And right now...we're scheduled to have the Title for Title match, the I-C Title Vs the ULTIMATE Title and T...

T Money: You know something Rosie...(chuckles) what you just saw out there...that was Angelfire power, baby! That's what Angelfire's all about, and that's a sign that Angelfire is the most dominant force in the NFWA...and nothing can stop us, not even the NFWA itself! (laughs) Now I heard Ice Cube's bitch ass out here earlier...crying like a lil bitch after he got his ass hit by that car! Shoulda listened when Ma told him not to play in the street! But hey...he wants to come out here and run hims mouth about how I'ma hafta kill him to get the title...Ha! Well...that ain't gonna be a problem! See...right here tonight...whether it's the Light's Out...whether it's the Money Kick...or whether it's the most feared hold in the history of the NFWA...THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK! Rosie...I promise that once again...I'ma prove that this is an Angelfire night! I'ma prove that I'm the number one wrestler in the NFWA...and when it's all said and done...I'ma be the NFWA I-C Champion...the ULTIMATE Champion...and remember that old song...save the best for last? (laughs) Well...we gonna see that tonight! Ice Cube...like it...love it...and dig it...SUCKA!!!!!

(T slings his belt over his shoulder as he exits the room. The camera then cuts to another area of the locker room, where we see Ice Cube limping towards the ring in his ring gear)

VJ: Well fans...there you see Ice Cube. Ice Cube suffering an injury Friday night on the Slam...he is not 100%, I'm not even sure if he's medically cleared to wrestle! But Ice Cube is here, and you heard what he had to say earlier on, win or lose, the only way T Money'd get the title away from him would be if he killed him!

KT: Well...he should be careful what he wishes for...because he just might get it!

(Ice Cube walks out of camera shot, we cut out to ringside for the main event)

Title for Title: Ice Cube (ULTIMATE Champion) Vs T Money (I-C Champion)

(2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage, as "The Bloodline Anthem" starts up over the PA system. Red and blue spotlights shine on the entrance, and the crowd boos wildly as T Money steps out onto the stage with the I-C Title draped over his shoulder. He raises the belt high over his head before walking down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He taunts a little boy with the I-C belt before climbing up the ring stairs, stepping through the ropes and into the ring. Once again, T raises the belt into the air as the crowd boos wildly in the background)

VJ: Folks...(sighs) this is...I dunno whether this is the final match in NFWA history or what...but it's a doozy! It's T Money and Ice Cube...Champion Vs Champion...Title for Title...and if this is the final match in NFWA history...what a way for us to go out, huh?

KT: Veej, you don't seem to realize this! Panther and Diamond lost! They signed a contract stating that if they lost this match here tonight, the NFWA would close for good! They agreed to that stipulation! They knew what they were getting into, and now they're done, and this crap hole of a fed is done! Good riddance!

VJ: You son of a bitch, for 2 years, Panther employed your sorry ass! 2 long years...when you were getting turned down by low budget leagues like the XPW, while you were getting turned down by the CZW, Panther was kind enough to offer your ass a job! He let you into this company! After a while, he even let you host your own show, and this is the gratitude you give him?! After all he's done?! You ingrateful bastard! YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!

KT: I can go to hell!? Maybe Vince...but the NFWA...looks like it beat me to it! HAHA!

VJ: You son of a...*WHAM*

(Suddenly, Johnson tosses off his headset and spears Kevin Taylor. The crowd goes wild in the background as Johnson begins hammering Taylor repeatedly with rights and lefts to the head and temple before being pulled off by nearby security and event staff. Chants of "Vince, Vince, Vince" begin to echo through out the arena as security guards try to restrain Kevin Taylor. T Money hands the I-C Title belt over to referee Jim Jonathan before heading out to the arena floor and shoving Johnson to the ground. The crowd boos wildly in the background as T slaps Vince Johnson on the head, and security guards try to pry hold him back! Kevin Taylor starts back up the ramp towards the locker room, and T Money is threatened by the referee as suddenly, 2 silver pyro blasts go off at the entrance, as "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters starts up over the PA system. Flashing red, yellow, green and blue spotlights shine over the arena, and the crowd cheers wildly as Ice Cube steps out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp with the ULTIMATE Title strapped around his waist. Halfway down the ramp, Ice Cube comes face to face with Kevin Taylor, who basically refuses to get out of his way)

VJ: Fans...my apologies for that situation we just had out here! That son of a bitch Kevin Taylor...and look at the asshole now! Taylor getting up in the face of Ice Cube! Getting up in the face of the NFWA ULTIMATE Champion--OH NO...HE...DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!! No he...Taylor...he just spat right into the face of Ice Cube! The no good lousy...Taylor spat right in Ice Cube's face--AND BOY DID HE EVER MAKE A MISTAKE THERE?!!?!? ICE CUBE HAS TAYLOR!!!!!! ICE CUBE HAS KEVIN TAYLOR BY THE HAIR!!!!! TAYLOR...TAYLOR WITH A LOOK OF FEAR IN HIS EYES! AND ICE CUBE...OH!!!!!!!! HARD RIGHT HAND BY CUBE!!!! DOWN GOES KEVIN TAYLOR!!!!! DOWN GOES KEVIN TAYLOR--OH!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY FROM BEHIND, CLIPPING THE INJURED KNEE!!!! Ice Cube...distracted by Taylor, and his knee just taken out right from under him! As if that leg wasn't damaged enough...and this crowd does not like T Money!!! this crowd does not like the I-C Champion, as he grabs Ice Cube by the hair! Money...with hair and trunks, tossing Ice Cube into the ring...

Ding Ding Ding!

VJ: And folks, this match is underway!!! Ice Cube and T Money! It's Champion Vs Champion! Title for Title! Ice Cube is seriously injured here...and look at T Money! Going straight for the leg of Ice Cube!!!! Stomping away...putting the boots to the knee, is T Money! Watch Money now...setting Ice Cube's let across that bottom rope...what's he doing...OH!!!!!!!!! DOWN ACROSS THE KNEE OF ICE CUBE!!!!!! AND T MONEY...ONCE AGAIN GOING UP...AND DOWN ACROSS THE KNEE!!!! T Money...smartly...wisely targeting that damaged leg of Ice Cube's...the leg that he injured this past Friday by shoving him into a busy street! Ice Cube was run down by a damn car thanks to T Money...as my broadcast colleauge...the #1 asshole in the business gets his uppity ass carried outta here! Ya know...if we never do another NFWA broadcast again, at least I can sleep well knowing that I'll NEVER hafta work with that asshole again! Anyway...T Money now...dragging Ice Cube into the center of the ring! What's he doing here? OH! Driving the elbow right into the insertion of the knee of Ice Cube!!! And again!!! Driving that elbow into the knee of Cube! Ice Cube screaming in pain!!! Ice Cube...this may have been a big mistake to step in the ring with T Money with such a badly injured leg! Ice Cube...perhaps showing more guts than brains as T Money...spinning toe-hold...perhaps a figure four coming u--SMALL PACKAGE BY CUBE!!! SMALL PACKAGE...1...2....THR--OOOOH!!!!! JUST A 2!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube almost pulled this thing out, and T Money right back to work on the knee!!!! T with a shot to the head of Cube...followed by a hard right hand...caught the Ultimate Champion right in the face. And watch Money now...bringing Ice Cube to his feet...Ice Cube...tring to fight on 1 leg here...give him credit, but he is...well...here tonight, at least, he seems overmatched in there with a man the calibre of T Money! As Money now...shoving Ice Cube into the buckle--OH!!! Hard chop to the chest of Cube--HE FIRES BACK WITH A SHOT OF HIS OWN!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube...the man has heart! He's got a lotta fight left in him, as Money now...mugging Ice Cube in the buckle...and OH NO!!!!!!!!! YET ANOTHER hard chop to the chest--AND ICE CUBE AGAIN RETURNS THE FAVOR WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!!!! T Money...right hand of his own blocked...Ice Cube catches him with another...and another!!! And another! Ice Cube...Ice Cube making a run here! Ice Cube making a run! He could pull this thing out--OH! T Money with a kick to the knee, stops the momentum of the Champion! And now watch T Money...T Money off the ropes...THE MONEY KICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DAMN NEAR DECAPITATED HIM!!!!!!!!!! T Money...oh my goodness, that's gotta be all! That's gotta be...1...2...NO! Ice Cube gets the shoulder up!!!! Ice Cube gets the shoulder up, and T Money...oh I thought he might have have him there! And right now, folks...right now I'm being joined at the commentary table by my colleague, Rosie Sanchez. Rosie...how are you feeling.

RS: (puts on a headset) Well...no good Vince...not good at all.

VJ: Yes...I'm sure a lot of uncertainty and unrest running throughout the NFWA locker room right now! As T Money...dragging Ice Cube out to the center of the ring...shades of the Nature Boy Ric Flair as Money...hyper extending the knee of Ice Cube! And watch this...Money...Money stepping through--AND SLAPPING IT ON!!! THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!!! THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK BY T MONEY!!!! HE'S GOT IT CINCHED IN TIGHT, ROSIE!!!

RS: He does, and ya know something, Vince...Panther and I haven't always seen eye to eye...and yes, I know there was a period where I was the GNL announcer, but let me tell all the fans out there...(sniffles) I just wanna tell all the fans who have supported us throughout the years...thanks...for everything. I mean...this was one of the greatest experiences in my life...being able to be apart of this company, and I'd like to thank Panther, I'd like to thank Sniper...for giving me the opportunity! And giving all of us the opportunity! This place...(sniffles) I'm really gonna miss it, Vince.

VJ: Well...I'm not gonna...I know the contract said it'd close, but...it just can't end like this. I don't mean to take away from this match up...but...the NFWA just cannot go out this way!

RS: That's why I hope Ice Cube kills T Money!

VJ: Well...Money a card-carrying member of Angelfire, and right now he could be seconds away from bringing the Ultimate Title home to Angelfire! And believe me folks, on our biggest PPV of the year...perhaps our last one...to have Angelfire leave with our title would be the insult of a lifetime, and I know that Tina would love nothing more than to have that happen! Tina would love it...and Ice Cube...GOOD GOD! Look at the pain etched on this man's face as T Money increased the pressure on this figure four!!! Money's got it locked in tight...Ice Cube...the ref right there...asking him if he'll give! I don't think Ice Cube would ever tap!

RS: Hell no he wouldn't! He said that the only way he'd give up the title is if T Money killed him...and I'm inclined to believe him there!

VJ: Wait a minute...Ice Cube trying to reverse the hold here! Ice Cube...trying to turn this hold on T Money! Trying to reverse the pressure...put it on the legs of T Money...and Ice Cube...Ice Cube's doing it, Rosie! Ice Cube's doing it!!! T Money...trying his damndest to fight the hold...

RS: He's fighting a losing battle then!

VJ: Ice Cube...he's got it...he's...YES!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HOLD HAS BEEN REVERSED!!! THAT PRESSURE NOW BEING PUT ON THE LEG T MONEY HERE...AS MONEY...QUICKLY SCRAMBLING TO THE ROPES!!!! Referee Jonathan calling for the break here...he's calling...ICE CUBE WON'T BREAK THE HOLD! ICE CUBE WON'T...NO HE BREAKS IT! Ice Cube risking Disqualification to inflict all the damage that he can on T Money!

RS: Yeah, but if he gets DQ'd he keeps his title. Doesn't get the I-C Title, though, but still...

VJ: I don't think either man would settle for DQ...as T Money pulls himself back to his feet...Ice Cube...on one leg...trying to get back up as well...OH WATCH MONEY!!!!!!! MONEY TRIED FOR A SUPERKICK...ICE CUBE DUCKING THE MOVE--AND COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A REVERSE NECKBREAKER!!!!!!!!!! T Money is down...Ice Cube...trying to roll into the cover! Can he get him?! Can he...can he...YES!!!! Hook of the leg by Cube, and there's the count...2...and--NO! Money will not be put away!!! T Money...what does Ice Cube have to do to win this match?!

RS: Well, it'd be nice if he could hit an Ice Breaker or two, but the way that leg's been taken out...I really don't know! Best he can hope for is the Lethal Injection, I guess!

VJ: Ice Cube now...with T Money...right hand to the top of the head! And a left hand jab catches T Money right on the jaw!!!!! Money now...tries for a wild swing! Ice Cube able to slip behind...AND--OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!!!!! T MONEY DUMPED RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!! Ice Cube...he could have him here...2....AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!! T MONEY ABLE TO KICKOUT!!! T MONEY...my goodness! What an encounter!

RS: C'mon, Cube! Do something! You cannot let Angelfire take that title away from you!

VJ: Ice Cube can barely put any weight on that leg! He's got that soft cast wrapped around it...where's he going?! Ice Cube...rolling out to the ring apron...where the...

RS: Don't tell me...he is not gonna try and go to the top rope with a bad wheel, is he?

VJ: Ice Cube...Ice Cube trying to pull himself to his feet...but that leg has to be killing him! That leg...Ice Cube...moving very slowly! Ice Cube...

RS: If he wants to go to the top rope, he'd better hurry up! T Money's getting a rest here!

VJ: Well Cube's knee...it's been battered! It's been bruised, and Ice Cube...finally able to pull himself up on the apron! Ice Cube...looking to go to the top rope it look li--HEY!!!!!!!!!

RS: WHAT THE...

RS and VJ: OOOOOOOOH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd gives a loud "OH" in the background. A mild "Holy Sh*t" chant starts up in the front row)

RS: Vince...are you ok?

VJ: T Money...a high knee, knocking Ice Cube off the ring apron...right through our table!!!! Right through our announce table! Ice Cube has been absolutely obliterated out here! And look at T Money! T Money...he's laughing! T Money's got the situation well in hand...

RS: C'mon Cube!

VJ: I'm not so sure...after everything that's been done to him...I'm not so sure that Ice Cube can combat T Money here, as Money...on the outside now--wait a damn minute! What the hell...T Money...he's taking off the knee brace of Ice Cube! Alright now, this ain't right here!

RS: Well...

VJ: T Money removing that knee brace! T Money...this is going too damn far!!!! This is...c'mon Jim! Stop this! Ice Cube...T Money...(T Money shoves him out of his chair and takes it)

RS: Vince, are you ok?! (Vince adjusts his headset) T Money...he just snatched Vince Johnson's chair and now Ice Cube...Cube...OH!!!!!!!!!! He just jammed it...AGAIN! T MONEY ATTACKING THE INJURED LEG OF ICE CUBE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! HE REMOVED THE KNEE BRACE! THIS IS JUST VICOUS!

VJ: (adjusts his headset again) What an asshole T Money is!!! And now referee Jonathan...finally out here to do something about this!!! Finally out here to get some law and order in this match...as Money...this crowd doesn't know what to say about this!

RS: Yeah...but the way things are going now, I'd say that...as much as I don't want it to happen, he's gonna be walking out of here as the ULTIMATE Champion.

VJ: Money now...with Ice Cube by the hair, tossing him back into the ring...and this thing just seems academic, now! Money following him in...AND GIVE CREDIT TO ICE CUBE! Ice Cube still trying to stand in there!

RS: Ice Cube really showing me something here, Vin!

VJ: Ice Cube...oh watch T Money! T Money...measuring him for something...he charges in at Cube--OH!!!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube sidesteps T Money! Ice Cube sidesteps...OH MY!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! WAIT...

RS: VINCE!!! LOOK...

VJ: THE LETHAL INJECTION...HE'S GOT IT LOCKED IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CROWD IS ON ITS FEET!!!!

RS: HE'S GONNA DO IT, VINCE! HE'S GONNA DO IT!!!

VJ: ICE CUBE...WITH EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH IN HIS BEING! WRENCHING BACK ON THE HEAD AND NECK OF T MONEY!!!! TEARING AWAY AT THE SHOULDER, AND MONEY...MONEY'S WRITHING IN PAIN!!

RS: I don't think he can stand this, Vince! I think Money's gonna tap!!!!

VJ: T Money...trying to get to the ropes...Ice Cube...Money...just barely able to make it to the ropes! Referee calling for the break!

RS: Damn!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube...it seems...perhaps...with his condition...this is all...maybe too much!

RS: As much as I hate to say it, I think you may be right!

VJ: Ice Cube...pulling himself back up to his feet...OH NO! He can't put any weight on that knee!!! Ice Cube...he just tried to stand...that knee buckling right under him...and now referee Jonathan in there...asking Ice Cube if he wants him to stop the bout.

RS: Yeah, he may have to. I mean...Ice Cube can't even stand!

VJ: Ice Cube...perhaps never should've been in this thing...WOULD YA LOOK...ICE CUBE AGAIN TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF UP!!!!!!!! ICE CUBE...

RS: That's amazing!

VJ: What guts and determination on the part of Ice Cube! Give him credit...

RS: But watch T!

VJ: Huh...oh...T Money...T Money from behind..CLIPPING THE KNEE ONCE AGAIN!!!! Ice Cube goes down...oh! Did you hear him scream, Rosie?! Ice Cube...

RS: He may have popped something there!

VJ: Ice Cube...clutching at that knee, as T Money...he's got that leg once again! T Money...winding up on that injured knee...it looks like...once again! Another figure four leg lock being applied...AND HE'S GOT IT SET IN!!!!!! T MONEY...T MO...OH!!! ICE CUBE!!!! ICE CUBE IS SCREAMING!!! ICE CUBE IS WRITHING IN PAIN!!!!

RS: Stop the match!

VJ: REFEREE JONATHAN ASKING ICE CUBE! HE WON'T GIVE! HE WON'T GIVE--AND MONEY AGAIN INCREASING THE PRESSURE!!! ICE CUBE...OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS...THIS IS SICKENING! ICE CUBE SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS! BUT HE WON'T QUIT!!!! ICE CUBE WON'T QUIT!!!

RS: Stop the match!!!!

VJ: Referee Jonathan...Jonathan...he's got the descretion! Jonathan...and I think he's gonna stop it! He's gotta...DAMN IT!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Bloodline Anthem"

Announcer: Here is your winner, the NFWA I-C Champion, and the NEW NFWA ULTIMATE Champion: T MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

RS: Damn!

VJ: Well folks...I...I really don't know what else to say! T Money...the referee has stopped this thing! T Money is the new NFWA Ultimate Champion...he has won the belt for Angelfire and fans...I...like you Rosie, I just really don't know what to make of this night! I mean...where do we go from here?! What happens to the NFWA?

RS: I...I don't even know.

VJ: (brief silence) T Money...this idiot, celebrating in the middle of the ring...he is the new Ultimate Champion, but give Ice Cube credit! Ice Cube did not give up!!!! Ice Cube refused to give in, and--WAIT A MINUTE!!!! C'MON!!!! T MONEY RIGHT BACK ON THE KNEE! ATTACKING THE KNEE OF ICE CUBE ONCE AGAIN!!!! C'MON DAMN IT!

RS: That's enough! The match is over!

VJ: T Money...c'mon, T!!! This is going too far! Winning a match is one thing, don't try to cripple the man!!! T...T with Ice Cube once again...don't tell me he's gonna try another figure four! Don't tell...

RS: HEY WAIT SECOND!

VJ: What the...THAT'S THAT NINJA!!!! THAT NINJA IS IN THE RING!!!!

RS: Who the hell is that--

VJ: OH!!!! I don't even know...but whoever it is, it just hit T Money from behind!!!!! He just hit T Money, and now the ninja and Money...going at it in the center of the ring!!!! T Money and this masked man trading blows!

RS: Who the hell is that!?

VJ: I dunno-OH!!!!!!! MONEY WITH A LOW BLOW!!! A KICK STRAIGHT SOUTH AND DOWN GOES THE NINJA!!!! We've got EMT's out here coming to the aid of Ice Cube! As T Money...he's got that ninja by the mask...he's got...

RS: Is he gonna unmask him?!

VJ: I think...we're finally gonna find out who it's been that's been attacking Angelfire these last few weeks--OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD...

RS: THAT'S DJP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: DJ...DJP?!?!?!?!?!?!! DJP?!?!?!?!?!? I THOUGHT HE WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL?!?!?!? I THOUGHT HE WAS INJURED! WHAT...WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?! WHAT THE HELL...

RS: Wait a second! There's Kerrboski!!!!

VJ: Kerrboski...Kerrboski out from the locker room with chairs! Kerrboski hitting the ring...look out! Look out--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! MY GOODNESS WHAT A SHOT TO THE HEAD OF T MONEY!!!!

RS: Wait a minute! They're both Angelfire!!!!!!!

VJ: Kerrboski just nailed T Money right in the head with that chair...WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?! What is...Kerrboski tossing DJP the other chair!!! The World Class Superstars...

RS: Oh wait...wait a minute...

VJ: T Money trying to get to his fee--OH GOD!!!!!!!!! OH GOD...DOUBLE CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF T MONEY...THE SUPERSTARS...OH MY GOD!!! THE SUPERSTARS HAVE JUST LAID OUT THE NEW ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!! THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS...WHY?!?!?!?! WHY HAVE THEY DONE THIS?!?!? WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!?!?!/

(The Olympic Theme hits the PA system, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction in the background as Kerrboski high fives DJP and the pair climbs out of the ring and heads back up the ramp towards the locker room)

RS: Well Vince...

VJ: Well...folks, it's been a shocking night. Fans...I don't really know what else to say. Be sure to check NFWA X-Tra in the upcoming days for any news as far as the future of the NFWA! But for now...this is Vince Johnson, for Rosie Sanchez saying...so long.