Panther: That's right Laura…well…you're kinda right. See…I haven't been discriminated against simply because I am a man. No! I've been discriminated against because I am THE MAN! (Wipes a tear from his eye) Because I am the Champion of Champions…(sniffles) the Heavy Hitter, the Personification of Greatness! And you see, in every fed I have gone to over the past year…people have seen that and they've tried to hold me down! Tried to keep me from achieving the greatness that everybody on God's Green Earth knows that I can achieve! See people…when it all comes down to it, there's a 1st Class, Genuine, Grade A conspiracy against me by wrestling promoters around the world! They hate me…they hate me because I am great, they're jealous of me cuz they know that I'm greater than they'll ever be, and hold me back because they know that I'm the single greatest wrestler on God's green earth, and they know that there ain't a wrestler in the world that can stop me! I mean…gosh golly gee! The SOWF is the perfect example of what I'm talking about! Here we have a guy, Masahiro Shawno…he's dumb, he's ugly, he's clumsy, but he's smart! Smart enough to sign the Almighty Champion of Champions to his SOWF roster, for he knows that I am the only man alive capable of turning his bushleague wrestling promotion into a money-making juggernaut! He knows Panther, and he knows that Panther means ratings! Panther means money! But at the same time, he also knows that the rise of his fed will be credited to me, and not him! And frankly ladies, that makes him absolutely sick, so ya know what he does? He conspires against me to keep me out of the spotlight! He sticks me with an undercard title like this thing right here…(rubs the Cruiserweight Title Belt) and sticks me, the single greatest wrestler in the history of our sport, in the ring with a non-talent jobber that goes by the name of Kid Krush! Kid Krush, damn it! That's a guy who isn't even worthy of spelling my name, much less being in the same state as me, and he puts me in the ring with him! God! That just pisses me off, to see… Asked me a…woman! No! You've fallen into the SOWF's trap! See…they're generous guys right? They want everybody to succeed. Hell, they even gave me a Cruiserweight Title shot just to prove that they're not against me! Well that's what they want you to think! That's how they trick all of you fans out there! See, I've said time and time again that even though I may be 199 pounds, the Cruiserweight Title is small potatoes to me! Giving me a shot at this belt was their way of keeping me down! And believe me, they didn't want me to win this belt! No! They didn't! See, they sent every non-talent loser they had in the locker room out to the ring that night to keep the title off of me! They wanted to keep me from winning! They wanted to embarrass me in front of the world! Damn it, they tried to ruin my life! Ruin the legacy of the Panther! But I didn't let em do it! (Clinches his fist) No! See, I saw them coming from a mile away! And ya know what I did?! I fought them all off! All of them! And I won the Cruiserweight Championship, not because I wanted the belt, but to prove to Shawno and the rest of the SOWF that I cannot be broken, damn it! I cannot be stopped, and I will not be stopped! And the SOWF won't be able to stop me! This title…(raises the belt into the air) this title is nothing more than a symbol! And it will be the first of many! Believe me, that's the f*cking Truth! Panther: Lil'Man?! Q-Dogg?! Pennywise?! I see! So instead of me being given the chance to showcase me world class talents against wrestlers who have actual skill, I get put in the ring with a midget, a mongrel, and a cheapskate! Sweet Son of a Damn! If this doesn't prove that the SOWF office is out to get me, I don't know what does! I mean seriously, they put me in the ring with not one man, but 3! They would do anything…ANYTHING…to take this belt from around my golden waist! ANYTHING DAMN IT! They put me in a match and they call it a 4 way! This ain't a 4 way! It's 3 on 1! It's a conspiracy damn it! A conspiracy to take this belt from around my waist! A conspiracy to…to make me look like a fool in front of the whole damn world! I know it is! Shawno puts me in the ring with these men! I know he doesn't want me to succeed but this is ridiculous! But he's gonna be in for a surprise come PPV Time! Yes he will! Cuz P-Diddy doesn't back down from a challenge! I fear absolutely no one! I am the Champion of Champions, I can beat anybody, anytime, anyplace, anywhere be it 1 man, 2 men, 10, 20, 30, 40, 50…(bangs against the podium) it just doesn't matter! Shawno wants to take this belt off of me…he can't take it off of me! Send them all into the ring! One by one by one! I will send them all out in bodybags! Bottom line is that I'm walking in the Cruiserweight Champ, and I'm walking out just so that I can take this belt and shove it down Shawno's throat! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!