Ice Cube: Well Amy…

Ice Cube: Rage! You ok?

Rage: (Through clinched teeth) My knee. My knee's gone, man! My knee's gone!

Ice Cube: Somebody get some help for him! Some--AMY! Get some help for him!

DD: Shut up Johnson. You act like Rage has never been attacked before. I mean…he's the One Man Riot! He's been thrown off Panthertrons! Thrown out of planes! Dropped off buildings! He can take anything, right?

VJ: Well maybe not this. That was a deliberate attack on the injured knee of Rage, and as of now we have no clue what condition Rage's knee is in. Not only is Rage scheduled to compete in that Overkill Lottery, but he's supposed to defend the Universal Title tonight against T Money! How the hell is he gonna be able to compete through that?!

DD: He can't! That's why I say Panther should come out here and hand the belt over to T Money! New Champion baby!!!

VJ: Stop it!!! Well…ladies and gentlemen, we'll keep you updated on this situation with Rage! We've got a great card scheduled for you. The X-Treme Title will be on the line as Kaos meets Nightmare Jimmy Rogers! We've got the World Title on the line as Johnny Havok defends against Rick Bruiser! We still haven't heard from Havok since that loss to Path on last week's Gear!

DD: (Laughing) He's scared, Vince!!! Path showed the world exactly what kinda fluke he really is, and he's scared to death, cuz he knows Rick Bruiser is gonna embarrass his ass in front of the world tonight! I can't wait!!

VJ: Whatever you say! Sources say Johnny Havok is not a happy man, and he's just itching to unleash that anger on the former Champion tonight. And then…it's the 2^nd Annual Overkill Lottery! 6 randomly chosen teams will battle it out to determine who qualifies for a 12 Man Hardcore Royal Rumble, the winner of which goes on to Apocalypse Now to face the World Champion…be it Havok, Bruiser or whomever! And to top it off, tonight we will see Lightning's official return to NFWA action!! What a night it's gonna be!!!

Amy: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back here outside of the infirmary, where Rage is being treated after the surprise attack by Staks earlier today. We're still not sure the severity of the injury. According to doctors, Rage may have suffered a dislocated kneecap. They're still running tests…examining the leg, and I'll keep you updated throughout the night. But right now, doctors are suggesting that Rage NOT compete here tonight at Overkill. Vince…Dave…there you have it.

DD: HAHA! Ya hear that, Vince?!

VJ: This is horrible.

DD: Uh…why isn't T Money's team Team 1?

VJ: Why would it be?

DD: Cuz T Money's #1, damn it! I mean…the man has 3…3 titles!!!

VJ: So! Your mother has 3 teeth! What difference does it make?!

DD: You're asking for it, Johnson!

VJ: It looks like the captains are gonna be starting this one off! T Money having some real trouble getting along with his teammates!

DD: That's cuz they're all jealous of his gold! LOOK OUT, T!!!

VJ: OH!!! T Money was having words with 6ft Deep, and he just got waylayed from behind by Nightmare!!! Nightmare going to work now! Hammering away with right hands to the midsection! Right hands to the back! Irish whip by Rogers…T Money off the ropes and a BAAAAACK body drop!!!! T Money for the ride…and look at that!! T Money right into the corner and makes the tag to the Player!!!

DD: (Clapping) Smart Move, T! Smart move!

VJ: Looked a little cowardly if you ask me!

DD: Well I didn't ask you! T Money has maybe the biggest match of his career later tonight! He needs time to…OOH!

VJ: Oh man!! Player tried to sneak in there and got a right hand for his troubles! Rogers measuring him now! Straight jabs right to the jaw!!! Checking that chin, if you will! Player backed into the ropes…Irish whip…reversal by Player sends Nightma--HEY!!!

DD: What the…

VJ: Staks tagged himself in…OH!!!! And he just leveled The Player with an unbelievable lariat!!!! Staks, the man who may have taken Rage out of Overkill earlier today…and look at him go to work! Stomping away to the midsection…to the head!!! Staks has just exploded all over the Player!!

DD: HAHA! I bet Sabrina's loving this, ain't she, Johnson?!

VJ: Staks…The Player tossed back into the buckle…and Staks buries the boot into the midsection!!! And another!!! Staks…stomping the old mudhole in The Player…and this crowd is not liking it!!!

DD: Who gives a damn what these people like?!

VJ: Staks setting up for something now…oh my! SNAP SUPLEX takes him over!! The Player hits hard off the mat! Hook of the leg…2…Player gets the shoulder up!!! Staks now…pounding away at the head of The Player…and he just pointed at T Money! Staks wants T Money, Dave!

DD: Now c'mon, Staks! You may be able to kick Rage's ass, but that's T Money you're messing with!

VJ: And Staks will have hell to pay from the attack on Rage! But right now he's calling out T Money…oh! Right hand by Player! And another! And another! The Player…oh! Staks blocks the right…and buries the knee hard into the midsection!!! The Player…what's this now?! Staks has him setup for something…OOOOH MY!!!!!!!

DD: What in the world?!

VJ: Player counters the powerbomb into a facebuster!!!! There's the cover 1…2…NO!!! he got the shoulder up!!! Player now…there's the tag and in comes 6ft Deep! 6ft Deep in there, now it's time to see what he can do against Staks!! Staks back to his feet…6ft Deep catches him with an elbow to the side of the head!!! And a boot to the midsection! This is 6ft Deep's NFWA debut! He made his 1^st appearance…ironically by bashing T Money in the back with a steel chair!

DD: yeah, and don't think T Money forgot tha--HEY!!! What the…

VJ: Deadly Candy just tagged herself in!!! Deadly Candy…Referee Jenkins is saying she's legal! Deadly Candy is legal!

DD: Now wait just a minute, Johnson! She can't go up in there…against a man, can she?!

VJ: Well…she's the only woman in this match! This is intergender rules! And Alyssa is telling 6ft Deep to bring it!!

DD: Is she crazy?!

VJ: 6ft Deep…he doesn't know quite what to do…T Money saying "hit the bitch! Hit her"! What an ass!

DD: Yeah, she does have a nice ass, doesn't she?!

VJ: Will you…OH MY!!!! Deadly Candy…she just slapped the taste out of his mouth, Dave!

DD: HAHAH! Unbelievable! Look out Alyssa…

VJ: Oh!! 6ft Deep takes a swing…Alyssa…OH!!! SWINGING DDT!!!! Alyssa with the swinging DDT!! The cover..1…2…oh, a kickout!!

DD: Aww man! How embarrassing would that have been?!

VJ: 6ft Deep…he is being frustrated by the former Women's Champion…and Alyssa catches him with a swift kick to the chest! And another!!! Deadly Candy…this crowd is surprisingly behind Alyssa, and 6ft Deep is mad!

DD: uh oh! Run Candy, run!

VJ: Alyssa hits off the ropes…she ducks the clothesline…ducks the elbow…Alyssa off the other side…here we go!! One more ti--OH MY GOODNESS!!! Alyssa went for that swinging DDT, and just got launched into orbit!!! Alyssa…went to the well 1 time too many, and watch 6ft Deep! Watch him…OH DAMN!!!!! HE JUST SPIKED HER WITH A DDT!!! AND THAT'S ALL!!! THAT'S ALL!! 1…2…NO!!! Alyssa kicked out!!! Alyssa kicked out!!

DD: HAHA! That's my girl, Vince! That's my girl!!!

VJ: Deadly Candy…she's got spunk, that's for sure! And look at T Money! T Money is all over 6ft Deep for not being able to pin a woman!

DD: As he should be! This guy sucks, Vince!

VJ: T Money…6ft Deep starting to take exception to the comments being made by his captain! T Money is all over him…AND HE JUST CAUGHT A RIGHT HAND FOR HIS TROUBLES!!!!

DD: What the hell?!?!?!?!

VJ: 6ft Deep just blasted T Money! T Money is down!! T Money is down! Alyssa from behind---RUNS RIGHT INTO A CLOTHESLINE!!! He took her head off!!! Damn!!!

DD: Damn it Vince! 1^st he beats up on my woman, then he goes and hits the great T Money!!! This guy…he's asking for it, I tell ya! He's asking for it!

VJ: He backs Alyssa into the ropes now…and NAILS HER with a knife edge chop!!! And another one!!! Alyssa Sanders in some trouble here! Irish whip…whoa…Alyssa with a revers--T MONEY!!!!!

DD: What?!?!!

VJ: T Money…6ft Deep hit off the ropes, and T Money blasted him with a chairshot!!! T Money just nailed 6ft Deep right in the head! The ref didn't see a thing! And Deadly Candy is going up!!! Deadly Candy is going up! This crowd is on its feet!!!

DD: HAHAHAHA!!! YES!!!!!

VJ: SWEET SENSATION!!! SWEET SENSATION!!! DON'T TELL ME…1…2…3!!!! SHE GOT HIM!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAAH!!! Can you believe that, Vinnie?!

VJ: 6ft Deep has just been eliminated by a woman!!!

DD: is there any doubt who is the dominant female in the NFWA now?!

VJ: T Money with a big smile on his face…and look at The Player!! The Player is all over T Money for costing his team the elimination!

DD: Screw the Player! Long live Alyssa! And TEEEEE MONEY!!! HAHAHA!

VJ: T Money…I think he's legal in there, but he's still having words with--ALYSSA FROM BEHIND! SCHOOLGIRL!!! SCHOOLGIRL!!! 1…2…3!!!! ALYSSA JUST BEAT T MONEY!!

DD: NO!! NO!!! NO!!! It was just a 2!!!

VJ: And T Money can't believe it!! Elbow drop misses!!! He misses another one!! And HERE COMES DARKSTALKA!!!

DD: Oh no!!! Look out, T!! He's crazy!!!

VJ: Darkstalka in there…and he's got T Money by the throat!!! T Money…T Money about to go for another ride…CHOKESLAM!!!!!! He just got driven through the mat!!! Darkstalka with the cover…1…2…OH!!

DD: What the hell?!

VJ: Staks just broke up the pin!!! Staks…he just hit his own teammate!

DD: What the hell did you do that for, ya skankhole! Your man had the win!

VJ: Staks…perhaps wanted T Money for himself! Darkstalka not happy…oh wait!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!! T MONEY FROM BEHIND WITH THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!! DARKSTALKA GOING DOWN!!! DARKSTALKA…DARKSTALKA BEING CHOKED OUT BY THE NFWA TRIPLE CROWN CHAMP…AND HE TAPS!!!! DARKSTALKA TAPS!!!

VJ: And it's all evened up!!!

DD: HAHA! Rage, get a good look, cuz that's the same thing that's gonna happen to you…OH!

VJ: Oh!!! Nightmare right in there on T Money! Right hands tagging the side of the jaw! Irish whip sends Money back to the buckle…and he gets drilled with a powerslam!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…T Money with the kickout!!! Nightmare has him now…Nightmare…handful of dome and T Money goes flying headfirst into the buckle!!! And again!!! T Money getting his royal clock cleaned here tonight in Louisville! There's another Irish whip and T Money once again hits hard off the buckle!!! Nightmare…Jimmy Rogers has this capacity crowd on its feet! He charges in…OH NO!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!

VJ: Drop toe hold by T Money sends Rogers headfirst into the buckle!!! Nightmare may be out! Nightmare may be out, and T Money makes the tag to the Player!! And look at the Player! The Player is headed upstairs!!! The Player…Nightmare hasn't moved on the mat, and watch the Player…THE FLIP SIDE CONNECTS!!!!! THE PLAYER LANDED RIGHT ON THE HEAD OF NIGHTMARE, AND HE MAKES THE COVER!!! 1…2…3!!!! FORGET ABOUT IT!!!

VJ: That's 4 points for The Player, and Team 5 has a 3-2 advantage!!!

DD: Yeah, but the bigger story is the generosity of the marvelous T Money! Allowing a young rookie like The Player to get the big elimination over Nightmare Jimmy Rogers!!

VJ: Well right now, team 6 is without a captain, and Staks and Alyssa Sanders are on their own! Staks headed into the ring and The Player goes right after him!!!! The Player not wasting any time here…hammering away with right hands to the head…STAKS FIRING BACK!!! Staks firing back on the Player, and we've got a slugfest in this ring!!!

DD: Yeah, 2 Slugs and the True Thug! T Money!!!

VJ: Stop licking his ass! Staks with an Irish whip…misses with a clothesline…Player off the other side…oh!!! Nice move into a pinning combination…2…kickout by Staks before the 3…AND A CLOTHESLINE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM!!!! The Player is down…and look at Staks! He said he doesn't care about the World Title! He doesn't care about the Royal Rumble! He's here tonight for 1 reason and 1 reason only, to kick ass and raise hell! He started it earlier today with Rage, and he's finishing it off…

DD: What is he doing, Vince?!

VJ: Staks headed to the top now!!! Staks…we're fixing to see the 1^st flight of Thug Airlines here!

DD: HAHA! Watch Player…

VJ: oh…OH MY!!! WHAT ATHLETICISM BY THE PLAYER!!! Armdrag takedown from the top rope, and Staks is hurt!!!

DD: HAHA. Think he'll tag in Alyssa?

VJ: Well Alyssa wants in there! I'm not sure if Staks will tag her in or not! Player crawling towards his corner…crawling to make the tag…and there it is!!! Frankie Botz, the Brooklyn Bad Boy!!! Botz making his 1^st appearance in the match…and he drills Staks with an inverted Atomic drop!!! And a clothesline takes him to the mat!!! Botz off the ropes…what's this…OH! ELBOW DROP!! Right into the sternum of Staks! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout!!! Staks…man! He looks like he really needs to make a tag here!

DD: What the hell is going on with Player and T Money?!

VJ: (Laughs) Well…the partners over in the corner having a bit of a dispute! Watch Frankie! He's setting up for the Benonherst Bomb…OH!!! Staks catches him with a low blow!!!! Staks…schoolboy on Botz…1…2…Botz manages to get the shoulder up! What a fight we have here--OOH!!!! STAKS HIT T MONEY!!!

DD: HEY!!! He cannot do tha-

VJ: AND A RIGHT HAND SENDS THE PLAYER TO THE FLOOR!!!! Staks…

DD: What the hell is this idiot's probl-HAHA!! Get him Frankie!!

VJ: Frankie with a boot to the midsection…oh my!!! Oh my…BENONSHURST BOMB!!!!! He hit it!!! Staks is done!!!! There's the cover…

DD: Look at T Money and The Player!!!

VJ: T Money and the Player…both men want in there! Both men want at Staks! Stephanie Jenkins trying to hold them back!!! Frankie Botz has this thing won, Dave!

DD: Watch Alyssa!

VJ: Huh?! Alyssa Sanders is on the top!!! Alyssa Sanders…Frankie trying to get the attention of the referee…AND CATCHES A MISSILE DROPKICK TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAA! Go, Candy, go!!! Go, Candy, go!!!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders just floored Frankie Botz! And now watch Staks! Staks trying to get himself together…oh wait a minute! He's got Frankie by the hair now…THE THUG PLEX!!!! The leg is hooked…1…2…3!!!! Frankie Botz is gone!!!!

VJ: We're down to 2 on 2!!! It's The Player and T Money against Staks and Deadly Candy!!! And the Player right in there!! Right hand catches Staks right on the ride of the jaw!!! Irish whip sends Staks into the ropes…huracanrana!!! Perfectly executed!!! 1…2…Staks with a kickout!!! Staks back to his feet…OH!!! Player catches him right on the jaw with a dropkick!!! Player with the cover…1…2…Staks kicks out once again!!!! Staks in some big trouble! Staks had better do something fast or his Team will be walking out on the losing end of this one!

DD: yeah. Can you imagine T Money and the Player…2 on 1 against Alyssa Sanders?! Oh man!

VJ: For Alyssa's sake I hope that doesn't happen…Staks backed into the buckle, and the Player unloads on his! Right hands and boots! Opening up Staks!!! Irish whip…Staks with a reversal…misses with the short-arm clothesline and gets drilled with a neckbreaker!!!! Player with the cover…1…2…Staks kicks out yet again! How tough is Staks?!

DD: not tougher than T money!

VJ: (Rolls eyes) Nobody's tougher than T Money, Dave.

DD: Now you're seeing things my way! Damn it Vince, you get any smarter and we might be able to make an American outta you!

VJ: Da…(flags)! Staks…oh! He's out on his feet! The Player is taking it to Staks…OH! Wild swing by Staks misses the Player!! And another…

DD: He's knocked goofy, Vince!!!

VJ: Staks is on rubber legs right now…OH! Stiff jab by the Player and Staks goes down!!! OH!!!

DD: WHOA!!!

VJ: And there's the tag to Alyssa!!! Deadly Candy has been tagged in!!

DD: HAHAHA!!!

VJ: Deadly Candy…I dunno if Staks meant to do that or not, but now Deadly Candy is legal…against The Player!!!

DD: Ok ladies man! Let's see ya hit a woman now! C'mon!

VJ: Player…he doesn't know what to do! Much like 6ft Deep earlier…

DD: Vince, how great would it be if Alyssa pinned the Player, pinned T Money then went on to the Rumble to face to World Champion?!

VJ: Well…not very likely, but it would be impressive!

DD: Oh…see that's the problem with you, Johnson! You're a sexist pig!

VJ: Me?! Whatever! Alyssa locking up with the Player…Player looks a little uncomfortable in there…and Alyssa catches him with a European Uppercut!!!

DD: HAHAHA! Say it with me, Vince! Go, Candy, go!!! Go, Candy, go!!!

VJ: Will you shut up?!?! The Player tries for another lockup…Alyssa able to dodge..AND CATCHES HIM WITH ANOTHER FOREARM TO THE FACE!!!! The Player…The Player has been busted open!!

DD: that's my girl!! Louisville wants a Cough Drop!!!

VJ: Whoa!! Player just tried to hit Alyssa…he can't bring himself to do it, Dave!! He can't bring himself to hit Deadly Can--OH!!!

DD: hey!!

VJ: Staks from behind!!! Staks with a knee to the back of The Player just sent he and Alyssa into the buckle!!!

DD: Alyssa! Are you alright?!

VJ: T Money just tagged himself in! And now the son of a bitch has Alyssa!!! What a big tough man T Money is…HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON ALYSSA!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON DEADLY CANDY!!! What a no good, lousy son of a bitch T Money is!!! Alyssa being choked out in the ring!!! Alyssa being choked out…AND SHE TAPS OUT!!!

DD: Um…well…

VJ: Well, what?! The Great T Money just choked out your buddy Alyssa, Dave?! What now?! What do you hafta say now?!

DD: I told her not to sell his goat to those cannibals.

VJ: You…(sighs) You're too much!! So it's now 2 on 1!! It's The Player and T Money against Staks! And if Staks can pull this off, lady luck really must be riding on his shoulders!

DD: or maybe she's riding…

VJ: Shut up!

DD: What I say?

VJ: Just shut up! Staks in there…he's right up in the face of T Money! T Money and Staks talking some serious trash…OH!!! AND STAKS JUST FLOORED HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!

DD: T!!!

VJ: T Money…AND LOOK AT STAKS!!! STAKS PUTTING THE BOOTS TO T MONEY!!! STAKS IS ALL OVER THE TRIPLE CROWN CHAMP--AND THE PLAYER CATCHES A RIGHT HAND FOR HIS TROUBLES!!!!

DD: This idiot has lost it, Vince!!!

VJ: T Money back to his feet…Staks drives him to the canvas with a bulldog!!! There's the cover…1…2…Player breaks up the count!!! And Player now…all over Staks!!!

DD: Yeah. Get him, Player!! Get him!!!

VJ: Player…I doubt very seriously that he was trying to save T Money, but I think he just wanted to get his hands on Staks!!! And he nails him with a hard chop…OH! Staks fires back with a right hand!!! And Player with another chop!! And another right from Staks!!! Staks and Player!! Trading blows in the middle of the ring…Irish whip by the Player…Staks with the reversal…uh oh!!

DD: HAHA! Big mistake, Staks!

VJ: Staks ducked the head and got caught…what's the Player doing...OH MY!!!!

DD: What the hell?!?!

VJ: That move…I thought he was going for a double arm DDT, but it was more like a Pedigree! He makes the cover…watch T Money now!!! T Money has The Player by the hair…and he tosses him to the outside!!! T Money just tossed his partner to the floor!!! What the hell is the matter with him?!

DD: See, Vince, if you had any kinda Brains you would realize that The Player was the illegal man! So being the kind, gentle human being T Money is, he calmly helped that idiot to the outside!

VJ: You moron! Money measuring Staks now! Money…he may be getting readly to slap on that Harlem Deathlock…y--yeah!!! There it is!!! Harlem Deathlock….Staks in the ropes!!!

DD: Hold on T!!!

VJ: Staks holding onto that top rope!! T Money's got the Deathlock locked in…OH!!!!! Low blow by Staks!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: T Money…T Money is reeling, and Staks sends him flying to the outside!!!

DD: Damn it, Stephanie! I demand that this idiot Staks be Disqualified!!!

VJ: T Money just sent out to the floor! Staks…he's putting up a helluva fight…

VJ: WHOA!!!

DD: Vince…what the hell is that?!

VJ: We've got…oh boy is Staks gonna get it now?!

DD: I dunno, you tell me!

VJ: It's Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube, the Mad Professor on his way down to the ring! And he does not look happy, Dave!!!

DD: He doesn't belong out here! Stephanie, you kamikaze slut! Do something about this!!!

VJ: Ice Cube headed out to the ring!!! And you can bet he has payback on his mind!! He's got payback for what happened to his friend Rage earlier tonight! And Staks telling him to bring it! Staks showing no fear, and here comes Cube…

DD: Look out!!!

VJ: Ice Cube…Ice Cube trying to get in there…Referee Jenkins trying to hold Ice Cube back!!!

DD: Get that idiot outta here! He doesn't belong here at ringside!! This is a wrestling match…

VJ: Staks and Ice Cube…these 2 men trying to get at one another…the Player from behind!!! Roll up on Staks!! Roll up…Staks reverses!!!

DD: OHH!!!

VJ: Staks…1…2…kickout by the Player--OH!!!!!

DD: What in the world?!!?!

VJ: The Player…he kicked out of that pin and sent Staks right into a right hand from Ice Cube…small package by the Player!!!

DD: Hey!!

VJ: 1…2…3!!! This thing is over!!!

VJ: Whoa Nelly what a way to kick off Overkill!!!

DD: What do you mean "What a way to kick off Overkill"?! Staks got robbed!!!

VJ: And his ass got exactly what he had coming to him!! He got exactly what he deserved after the way he attacked Rage!!!

DD: Well Rage had no business walking that way!!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, T Money and The Player survive this match, giving Team 5 1 point towards the Hardcore Rumble!!!

DD: Yeah…well I like T Money…but that damn Ice Cube had no right…no right…

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm being told that backstage we have Amy Dumas…she's got some news on Rage. Amy…

Amy: Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm back here with Team 2, being led by the Rocker, and in just a few minutes, Team 2 will do battle with the Diamond-led Team 1. But right now, you guys are short a partner…

Rocker: Yeah, me and Rage aren't the best of friends. Personally I don't give a rat's ass about the guy, but I've got a World Title shot riding on this match so I wanna know do I have a partner or…

Amy: (To Rocker) Hold on a second. Panther…do you have any word on Rage?

Panther: Well…I talked to Rage a few minutes ago…and unfortunately…due to the injuries suffered earlier today…Rage will be unable to compete in the Overkill Lottery.

Rocker: What?!

Panther: I'm sorry, but…

Rocker: What the hell do you mean he won't be able to compete! You expect us to go in there 3 on 4?! Huh?!

Panther: Look…

Rocker: What's the deal, Panther! I've seen you fight?! Why don't you take his spot…

Panther: Rocker! (Brief silence) Listen…Rage will be unable to compete in this match. However, he has hand-picked a replacement for this match, so you guys can just go out to the ring, get ready for your match, cuz everything's already taken care of!

Rocker: Panther…don't you screw us!!!

Nick: Let's go!

Amy: Excuse me, Panther. But will Rage be able to compete in the Title for Title match tonight?

Panther: Uh…I dunno. It's like you said, the doctors are telling him not to wrestle on his knee, but all I'm saying is that the only person who knows how bad Rage is hurt is Rage, so if Rage feels like he's able to wrestle in that match tonight…then I won't stand in his way. (Walks away)

Amy: Well guys, there you have it from the CEO. Back to you at ringside!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen…there you see the GNL limo. Tonight, as Panther announced in a press conference a couple of days ago, the GNL has purchased some airtime on this PPV. What does the GNL have to say? What affect will it have on the NFWA?!

DD: Do I care?

VJ: He's not the brother of the Champion! Not yet, anyway!

DD: Well it's just a matter of time! Not like Havok will show up, anyway.

VJ: Team 2 is hear…well…all of Team 2 except Rage…and Panther said that Rage has a hand-picked replacement.

DD: Yeah…but who is it?

DD: Hey wait a minute, Vince! I just thought of something? You don't think…do you think this is the former NFWA Champion that's supposed to be returning tonight?

VJ: I dunno who it is! We've got a man on his way out to ringside…

DD: See, I told you you were sexist! For all you know that could be a woman on her way out here!

VJ: I can see the guy right there! That's no woman!

DD: Oh please Vince! I'll have you know your mother looks just like that in the sh…

VJ: Hey wait a minute! That's Psycho!!! The GNL's Psycho! He's not Rage's replacement, is he?!

DD: Huh?!

VJ: Psycho…the former GNL Champion! Good God, what the hell is Rage thinking?! Sending Psycho out here, and look at the Rocker! The Rocker was one of those that were assaulted by the GNL Tuesday night! He's not happy at all!!!

DD: They're gonna rush him, Vince!

VJ: I think you may be right! Team 2…

Psycho: Hold it! Hold it! Hold it!! Cut the music…(music dies down) Guys…you're taking this whole thing the wrong way. You see…me and Rage go way back. Back before this whole NFWA/GNL bullsh*t!! Me and Rage go back a lotta years…and throughout all this mess…after all the NFWA and GNL have been through…Rage is still my friend! (Crowd boos) Here me out for a minute! Here me out! Now…I know Rage and I have had our differences over past few months, but that's all water under the bridge! And damn it..I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THE F*CKING GNL!!!! (Crowd pops) Yeah! I'm tired of sitting at home on my ass, collecting $30 paychecks while people like Kaos, Justin Jericho, Diamond and the Natural Disasters…4 of the most pathetic wrestlers I've ever seen…they get thousands of dollars a week! Well I'm sick of that! I'm sick of X-Pac! I'm sick of the GNL, and I wanna be in the NFWA!!!! (Crowd goes crazy)

VJ: Alright!!!

DD: Suck ass!

Psycho: Now I know…the GNL has done a lot of things…and I was involved in them. And I know you're not gonna trust me off the bat to offer me a contract! So that's why…tonight…tonight at Overkill…I'm taking Rage's spot! To prove my worth to the NFWA! To prove that I'm a team player, and put one more nail into the coffin of that bush league, the GNL!!! So how about it, guys?! Are ya with me?!

Psycho: C'mon!!! Trust me!!

DD: I dunno, Vince!

VJ: Well Rage recommended him.

DD: F*ck Rage! That idiot is almost as dumb as you! I say you bust a cap in his ass, Rocker!!!

VJ: Well Psycho…Psycho asking…Rocker shaking his hand! Rocker shaking the hand! So I guess it's official! Psycho is officially a member of the Rocker's TEAM--OH!!!

VJ: There's the bell and…wow!!! Listen to this crowd!!!

DD: Now wait a minute, Johnson! How in the hell can Panther come out here with Diamond?!

VJ: Well…that's his girlfriend. Why shouldn't he be able to come to the ring with her?

DD: Vince…the man is an official! He's supposed to be unbiased! I mean…how do we know that Panther didn't attack Rage backstage and assign Psycho to the match just to help his bitch win!

VJ: 1^st off, she's not a bitch! 2^nd, we saw Staks attack Rage!

DD: Booty!! Something smells fishy around here…oh I'm sorry, that's just Kammy! HAHA!

VJ: Will you be nice?! This match is underway…and it looks like the Women are gonna start this thing off! Diamond going 1 on 1 with Kammy!

DD: yeah! It doesn't matter what happens, cuz either one of this stank ass heifers make it to the Rumble and they're getting tossed by my FAVORITE WOMAN in the whole World…Stephanie J--I mean Deadly Candy! (Nervous silence) You heard what I said, damn it!

VJ: (laughs) You're pathetic! Diamond and Kammy…we've got some good ol' smack being laid down here!

DD: I smell a catfight, Vince! CatFight!

VJ: Kammy and Diamond…uh oh! Diamond said "girlfriend!"

DD: Oh no she didn't!

VJ: Mmmm-hmmm! She did! Oh!! Collar and elbow tieup…Diamond outweighing Kammy by quite a BIT!! Hard forearm catches her right on the bridge of the nose!!!

DD: HAHA! Vince, I hate both of these bitches, but I love it when the chicks tie it up!

VJ: And you call me sexist!

DD: You?! Please, Vince! You've never even seen a girl that's not inflatable!

VJ: Kammy checking to see if her nose is busted after that shot…AND DIAMOND NAILS HER WITH ANOTHER SHOT!!! And another sends Kammy all the way to the outside…and the Queen of Extreme is on a roll!

DD: Watch that idiot…I mean great guy Panther! He's a sneaky man! Kammy's not careful and…BAM!

VJ: He wouldn't do that to Kammy! Kammy trying to get her wits about her on the outside…watch Diamond!!! OH!!! Slingshot into the a body press! And she's all over Diamond on the outside!!! Diamond hammering away! Rapid-fire right hands, and Louisville is loving it!

DD: yeah, but Louisville also loves possum under glass! What's that tell ya!

VJ: Stop it! Diamond…she's got Panther now! What's this?! Diamond has Panther by the hand…are they headed over here?

DD: They'd better not, or I'll be forced to open up a Delaware-style can of whoopass! Diamond knows what that's all about, don't she!

VJ: You're obviously referring to that fluke of a win you got on Gear…and Diamond has brought Panther over here by us…

DD: What do you want? Huh? Want me to beat you again, like I did last wee--HEY!

VJ: Oh my goodness!!!

DD: (Gagging) VINCE!! HELP ME, VINCE!!! HELP!!! (Dragged away from the commentary table)

VJ: Oh my goodness! Diamond has Dave!!! Diamond has Dave…AND SHE JUST TOOK HIS HEAD OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! Delaware Dave…look at this ladies and gentlemen, the Women's Champion is unloading on Dave!!! This crowd is going absolutely crazy…OH MY!!!! She just tossed Dave facefirst onto the Zambian announce table!!! Ladies and gentlemen…Delaware Dave is in trouble! Diamond is climbing onto that table with Dave!! Don't tell me! Don't tell me Diamond's gonna do what I think she's gonna…OH MY…DIAMOND DROP!!!!!! MODIFIED DIAMOND DROP THROUGH THE ZAMBIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! DELAWARE DAVE IS DOWN!!!!!

VJ: Oh my…oh my God, Dave's dead!!! Delaware Dave is dead…and apparently I have a new broadcast partner! (Nervously) Hello sir!

Panther: Vince!

VJ: Nice to have you here!! Uh…can somebody get Dave outta here?! OH! Diamond back into the ring, and Kammy is all over her!! Diamond back to her feet…Kammy with a knife-edge chop to the chest of Diamond! And another!! Kammy all over the Women's Champ here! Irish whip…Diamond with a reversal sends Kammy into the ropes…AND SHE DRILLS HIM WITH A POWERSLAM!!!! Diamond with the cover…1…2…Kammy kicks out!!! Give her credit for that! And Panther…well like Dave asked right before he…got his ass kicked, what are you doing out here?!

Panther: Well ya know…I'm out here to accompany Diamond to this big match! This big 8 person Tag! One of the biggest matches in NFWA history! 1 of the men in this ring could be the next NFWA Champ. And I'm out here to watch this match, Delaware Dave has an unfortunate accident, and…well…in the rulebook I said I'll step in when somebody else can't do the job, and that's exactly what I'm doing right here! I'm calling the tag match with Vince Johnson! Nice haircut, by the way!

VJ: Thank you! Right now things not looking up for the captain of Team 1! The Rocker was tagged in by Kammy and look at him go to work on Diamond! Right hands…more knife-edge chops! Geez!!! Last match the men were a little reluctant to go at it with the women! This time around Rocker going straight at Diamond!

Panther: And that's the way you hafta do things sometimes. I mean, these women want a shot at the World Title! They're in there just like everybody else, and if ya want that title shot, ya gotta treat them like anybody else. Otherwise, you're gonna end up like 6ft Deep, and that's getting your shoulders pinned for the 1-2-3!

VJ: Rocker with a backbreaker on Diamond! Cover…1…2…kickout by Diamond!

Panther: Best damn kickout I've ever seen!

VJ: (Rolls eyes)

Panther: Do that again and your fired!

VJ: Sorry, sir. Diamond backed into the buckle now…Irish whip sends Diamond into the far corner…Diamond comes right back out with a lariat!!! Believe it or not, these are the 2 captains going at it right here…and Diamond catches him with another clothesline!!! Diamond…absolutely taking it to the Rocker! And the tag is made to Justin Jericho!!! The little brother of Y2J!

Panther: Jerichos will go toe to toe with ya!

VJ: Damn right, and we're seeing it right here as Delaware Dave gets carted to the back!! Justin Jericho and the Rocker! Both men going back and forth in there! Jericho…Jericho getting the upper hand! Irish whip by Jericho sends Rocker into the buckle…Jericho explodes out of the ropes with a bulldog!!! He makes the cover…1…2…OH!! Nick Bruiser in there to break up the count!!! Rocker…Jericho was a half count away from picking up 4 points! And a right hand to the back of Rocker! And another! Rocker backed into the buckle now…Jericho makes the tag to Kaos!! And for the 1^st time tonight, we're seeing some teamwork in there!! Kaos and Jericho! Tag partners! Good friends! And they are doing a job on The Rocker in the buckle!!

Panther: (laughs) Kaos and Jericho enjoying the luck of the draw, Vin.

VJ: That they are…and a snap suplex takes Rocker up and over! Cover…1…2…Rocker able to kickout! And another cover…1…2…and another kickout! Kaos covers him again…1…2…and another kickout from the Rocker!

Panther: You know…I never understood that move! If I guy's down, and you don't get him the 1^st time, that's a sign you gotta beat on him a little more.

VJ: And that's what Kaos is attempting to do! Rapid fire right hands to the head of the Rocker! Trying to open up that forehead! And Team 1 is cooking with gas!!!

Panther: (Looks at Vince weird)

VJ: What?! Kaos has him by the hair…inverted atomic drop!!! The Rocker in trouble…and Kaos runs through him with a clothesline!!! The X-Treme Champion is on a roll…and what's he going for here?!

Panther: I don't know, but if I was Rocker I'd get ready to move about…now!

VJ: Kaos charges in…OH! And Rocker side steps the spear!!! Rocker side steps the spear…AND JUST DECAPITATES KAOS WITH THE NECKBREAKER!!!! What a move by The Rocker!! There's the cover…1…2…and a kickout!

Panther: Damn!

VJ: Damn is right! And look at Rocker! Finally able to make the tag, and in comes Psycho! Psycho out to prove that he has what it takes to be a part of the NFWA, replacing the injured Rage in this one!

Panther: Well if Psycho wants to prove himself, the CEO's right here. Now's as good a time as any! And for the record, I didn't forget about Tuesday night!

VJ: What's that supposed to mean?

Panther: take it however the hell you wanna!

VJ: (Nervously) Uh…ok. Psycho hammering down across the back of Kaos! Psycho…best known for his reign as the GNL World Champion during its better days!

Panther: (Smirks)

VJ: Psycho with an Irish whip…Kaos off the ropes…and gets drilled with a sidewalk slam!!! Kaos is down…and Psycho with the cover…1…2…no! Kaos with the kickout.

Panther: It's gonna take a little more than that to beat the X-Treme Champ…wait! Why's he tagging out?

VJ: More importantly than that, why's he tagging out to Kammy? Psycho just tagged Kammy in…

Panther: I dunno. I like Kammy and all…but her against the X-Treme Champ?

VJ: I don't think Diamond will appreciate you saying that! Oh Geez! She slaps Kaos hard across the face! And again!!! Kaos…Kammy a former Tag Team Champion, so don't count her out as far as this match is concerned! Kammy has Kaos by the hair…

Panther: She's gonna try to slam him?

VJ: I think you may be right! Kammy attempting a scoop slam…no ma'am!!! Kammy tries again…Kaos is just too heavy…OH!! Elbow to the side of the head by Kaos sends the former Women's Champion crashing to the mat! And now look at Kaos! Kaos headed into the corner…and there's the tag to Diamond!

Panther: HAHA!

VJ: Diamond hits the ring…and she connects with a right hand to the skull of Kammy! And another!!! Diamond triples up!!! Irish whip sends Kammy back to the buckle…

Panther: And Vince Johnson, what you are getting ready to see is the most electrifying move in the history of this business…2^nd only to Da Bomb…the Panther Cutter…The Truth and any other thing that I do! Anyway, just watch!

VJ: Diamond is calling for it! These fans wanna see it…and here it comes…DIAMOND ELBOW!!!! Right on the money!!! Kammy is in some trouble, and Diamond is getting ready to finish her off! Diamond headed to the turnbuckle! We're getting ready to see the Diamond Drop!

Panther: Such a shame! I'm gonna miss Kammy..hey!

VJ: Kammy with a shot to the throat of Diamond…WHOA!!! SHE JUST TURNED DIAMOND OVER INTO A KAMMYPLEX!!!! KAMMYPLEX ON DIAMOND!!!! This could be a huge upset here...1...2...DIAMOND GOT THE FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!! Kammy just a half a count away from picking up 4 points, and maybe guaranteeing a spot in that Hardcore Rumble!

Panther: You've gotta hand it to the ladies. They want it bad!

VJ: that they do. Kammy with a right hand to the head of Diamond! And another! Kammy hits off the ropes…Diamond still dazed after the kammyplex…and there's a sunset flip…

Panther: No, no, no! Not tonight, Vince!

VJ: Diamond caught her! Diamond caught her coming in with the sunset flip…AND DOWN GOES KAMMY!!!! Almost an Inverted Diamondbreaker!! Diamond with the cover…1…2…SHE GOT HER!!!

Panther: 3 points for Diamond!

VJ: Yes, but no time to rest as The Rocker blasts her from behind! Rocker all over Diamond!! Diamond back to her feet…and Rocker chops her back down to the canvas! Panther…this must be a little uncomfortable for you to watch.

Panther: Not really. I mean…I don't like seeing my girl get beat up but for a World Title shot…hell I'd beat her ass! (Brief silence) Don't tell her I said that.

VJ: (Laughs) I won't. Rocker with an Irish whip…Diamond with a blind tag to Iceberg!!! Rocker didn't even see it!! He misses with a clothesline…

Panther: Um…I think he sees it now!

VJ: I think you're right…Diamond shoves him right into Iceberg…and I wouldn't wanna be Iceberg right now for all the tea in China!!! BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!! Iceberg…Rocker is done!!! Iceberg with the cover…2…OH! Rocker got the shoulder up!

Panther: Iceberg woulda hooked the leg, he'd have those 4 points!

VJ: Rocker…he's out of it on the mat…and watch Iceberg…BIG SPLASH!!!!! Big splash on Rocker! And this'll do it! 1…2…NO IT WON'T!!! Rocker refusing to be put away!

Panther: Don't take away from Rocker now! Iceberg is a big man, but coming from somebody that's 5'11", 198 pounds I know for a fact that it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but it's the size of the fight in the dog!

VJ: True…

Panther: You like that one? I got a whole book of em in the back. Only $29.99.

VJ: That's ok, Mr. Panther. Rocker getting tossed around that ring like a rag doll now! Hard right hand by Iceberg!!! And another!!! Rocker now…Irish whip sends him hard into the buckle!!! Iceberg now…Iceberg charges in…OH!!!! NOBODY HOME!!!!! Nobody home, and now Rocker trying to make the tag! Can he make the tag?! Can he…YES HE CAN!!!! Nick Bruiser…

Panther: And you know Bruiser wants Iceberg's ass!

VJ: Damn right he does! And he's getting a piece of it right now!!! Bruiser going to work on Iceberg! Right hands…and another!!! Iceberg in some trouble…and look at Nick Bruiser! Bruiser trying to choke him out with that big boot of his!!!

Panther: hey, Bruiser isn't that small of a guy himself! He's not 600 lbs, but that weight leaning on ya…you feel that sh*t!

VJ: And Iceberg feeling it right now!!! Bruiser trying to choke the life! Get in there, ref! What are you there for?! Bruiser off the ropes…and he drives the knee into the jaw of Iceberg!!! And one more time!!! Nick bruiser…

Panther: OH!!

VJ: Bruiser just nailed Kaos!!! Bruiser just nailed Kaos, and look at this!! The X-Treme Champion trying to get a piece of Kaos!!! Referee Peterson trying to keep him out of there…

Panther: Watch Bruiser! He's got something!

VJ: Bruiser…he's measuring Iceberg!! Team 1 and the ref trying to calm Kaos DOWN!!! Bruiser just tried to hit Iceberg with brass knuckles, but he got caught!!! Bruiser got caught…AND DRILLED WITH A URINAGI!!!! Bruiser is down…Iceberg with the cover…1…2…thr…NO SIR!!! He got the shoulder up!!! My goodness, how did he kick out of that?

Panther: Um…I wanna say it's pure guts and determination that allowed him to kick out of that move, but knowing those damn Bruiser's I'm thinking maybe…Speed?

VJ: Sp…STOP IT! Bruiser is down, and Iceberg is pulling him into place! It looks like we're getting ready to see The Freeze, Panther!

Panther: he hits this and we're gonna need a spatula to get that an out of the ring!

VJ: Iceberg…Iceberg climbing the ropes! Nick Bruiser is down…here it comes…THE FREE--OH!!!

Panther: Wha…

VJ: Bruiser got the fist up…did he still have those knux on his fist?!

Panther: I dunno…Iceberg is hurt!

VJ: Iceberg caught that fist right to the jaw, and watch Bruiser! Watch Bruiser…HOT SHOT!!!!! Iceberg is done…1…2…3!!!

Panther: It's all evened up now!

VJ: Put 3 points in the bucket for Nick Bruiser…OH!!! Justin Jericho right on Bruiser with a clothesline! And another sends him back down to the canvas!! And look at Justin go!! Look at Justin go, Panther!

Panther: I see him! I see him!

VJ: Just making sure. Jericho hits off the ropes…Bruiser misses with a clothesline…SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK CONNECTS!!! Nick bruiser caught it right on the chin! Cover…1…2…no!!! Yet another kickout by Bruiser! Justin Jericho is on fire in there, and if Bruiser doesn't do something fast…OH! Knife edge chop lighting up the chest of Bruiser!!! And another one!!!! Irish whip…Bruiser reverses…and he's caught!!! Bruiser ducked and Jericho saw it coming…OH!!! Double underhook into a backbreaker!!! Bruiser…

Panther: Damn…I think Jericho might have hurt his knee there!

VJ: You may be right…Bruiser 300 pounds, that takes a lot of strength…and watch this…LION SAULT!!!! THE LION SAULT!!! Jericho…1…2…NO!!!! He cannot put Nick Bruiser away! And Jericho's gotta be wondering what you hafta do to beat Nick Bruiser!

Panther: Hit him with a chair!

VJ: Well…that might work. Jericho backs Bruiser into the buckle…and hits him with a hard chop!!! And another!!! Jericho whips Bruiser into the far buckle…BRUISER FIRES OUT WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!! He almost ripped his head off!!! Jericho…he's hurt…and Bruiser makes the tag to The Rocker!!! Bruiser tags in the captain of Team 2…where the hell is he going?!

Panther: To the top!

VJ: Why the hell is the Rocker…Rocker measuring Jericho…OH MY GOODNESS WHAT A MOVE!!!! ROCKER DROPPER FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!! Jericho just got planted…the leg is hooked…2…3!!!!

VJ: Jericho is gone, and now it's Team 2 with the advantage! Team 2 is up 3-2 and watch Kaos!!! Kaos misses with a clothesline…ROCKER DROPPER ON KAOS!!!! Rocker Dropper right in the middle of the ring!!! The Rocker could have another one here…what's this?

Panther: Psycho telling him he wants in!

VJ: What? Psycho…the GNL's Psycho begging to be tagged into the ring! Rocker may have the elimination here…

Panther: Rocker, forget about Psycho, you have the win right there! Pin his ass!

VJ: Psycho…Psycho looks like he's lost it! He's begging…pleading to be tagged in! And it looks like Rocker is gonna oblige him!

Panther: Stupid! Stupid son of a bitch!

VJ: Rocker headed over to his corner to make the ta--WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!! PSYCHO JUST SNAPPED ROCKER ACROSS THE TOP ROPE!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

Panther: And that's what his dumb ass gets for not making the pin!!

VJ: Rocker is down!!! Psycho is leaving! What the hell was that?!?!? What the hell…Psycho…damn it!!! Kaos has The Rocker now!!! Kaos has the Rocker…TICKING TIME BOMB!!! THE TICKING TIME BOMB ON THE ROCKER!!!!! Kaos…1…2…3!!! The Rocker is gone!!!!

VJ: The Rocker has just been eliminated, thanks to that no good, double crossing bastard Psycho!!! And Psycho…he's just abandoned his team!!! What the hell was that for?! Damn it!!! Ladies and gentlemen…we're now down to 2 on 2…well Psycho has left so now I guess it's 2 on 1!!! It's Diamond and Kaos against Nick Bruiser! Bruiser is all alone, and Bruiser is pissed!!!

Panther: You know…Rage handpicked Psycho, I'm wondering if Rage was in on that.

VJ: Well…that remains to be seen, as the Rocker heads to the locker room…I can't believe this…and here comes Kaos!!! Bruiser and Kaos!! Bruiser and Kaos!!! Trading blows in the center of the ring…OH! Rake at the face by Bruiser!! And another!!! Irish whip by Nick Bruiser…and he buries the knee right to the midsection!!! Bruiser with the cover…1…2…kickout by Kaos!!! Rick Bruiser…he's got a task ahead of him here!

Panther: Now Team 1 was using the teamwork earlier in the match. Team 1 was working together, they were double-teaming, and they had the right idea. Now I know this is all about the points, but Diamond and Kaos need to work together here! They need to put those differences aside, eliminate Bruiser and they'll likely have a guaranteed spot in the Rumble!

VJ: That's a good point by the CEO!

Panther: I never make bad ones!

VJ: Well…Bruiser sends Kaos into the buckle…and drills him with a clothesline!!! And another one!!! Nick Bruiser is taking Kaos apart…and there you see Diamond. She wants back in there! She wants in there bad! Irish whip…Kaos off the buckle…OH!!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!! BRUISER AND KAOS WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE, AND BOTH MEN ARE DOWN!!!!!

Panther: That's a good break for Kaos! Now what he needs to do is make the tag to Diamond! He has a person to tag! Bruiser doesn't!

VJ: Thanks to that no good bastard Psycho! I still can't believe that son of a bitch! And now Kaos crawling over to his corner! Crawling over to make the tag! Diamond trying to rally this crowd behind him partner!!! Kaos is almost there….he's almost…HE GOT IT!!! Here comes Diamond! And this crowd is on its feet! Bruiser back to his feet…OH!!! Forearm catches him on the jaw!!! And another!!! And a 3^rd!!! Irish whip by Diamond sends Bruiser into the ropes…ELBOW CATCHES HIM COMING OFF! Diamond with the cover…1…2…kickout by Bruiser! Diamond with a boot to the midsection…and another! Diamond is fresh here, Panther! She could pull this thing out!

Panther: She calls herself the dominant female for a reason, Vince!

VJ: and Nick Bruiser finding that out! Irish whip by Diamond sends Bruiser to the buckle! And Diamond calling for it again! Panther…

Panther: (Mocking the Rock) The people are chanting her name!!!

VJ: Stop it!!! Diamond measuring Bruiser for it…here it comes! The Diamond…ELBOW!!! Bruiser just caught it right on the jaw! And Diamond getting set to finish him off! Panther…what an upset this will be if Diamond can pull this off! Diamond up on the ropes, and she's got Bruiser by the hair!!! This crowd is on its feet here…and THERE IT IS!!!!!! THE DIAMOND DROP!!! THE DIAMOND DROP!!! Diamond hit it!!! Diamond hit it!!! There's the cover…1…2…NO!!!! Bruiser kicked out!!! Bruiser kicked out of the Diamond Drop!!

Panther: Aww…bullsh*t!

VJ: Diamond can't believe it! Diamond thought she had him…I thought she had him, and she's arguing with the ref about the count! Diamond…

Panther: Di…forget the count! Stay on him! Stay on him!

VJ: Diamond is right up in referee Peterson's face…she's hot about that count! And she's got Bruiser by the hair! Diamond has…OH!!! Bruiser with a hard shot to the gut!

Panther: See, Vince!

VJ: HOT SH--NO!!! Diamond shoves Bruiser away…oh boy! Diamond went for a clothesline and Bruiser caught her coming in! Bruiser caught Diamond and watch this…OH!!!! Diamond throat first across the top!!! Bruiser with the cover…1…2…KAOS BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!!! Kaos makes the save…quite frankly I'm surprised by that, considering some of the things we've seen already tonight.

Panther: Bruiser's not giving up though. I'll give him that!

VJ: Kaos being helped out of the ring by the official…Diamond catches a jaw right to the side of the jaw. And another!!!! Irish whip now..Diamond hits hard off the buckle! And watch Nick Bruiser! Nick Bruiser charges is…DIAMOND GETS THE BOOT UP!!! Bruiser just caught a mouthful of boot…and Diamond makes the tag!!! Here comes Kaos!!

Panther: I know Bruiser's wishing he had a partner about now!

VJ: You're damn right he is! Kaos…boot to the midsection…

Panther: Ticking Time Bomb!!

VJ: Kaos going for it, ladies and gentlemen! The Ticking Time Bomb on Nick Bruiser…WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE…DAMN IT!!!!!

VJ: Diamond and Kaos…thanks to that damn Rick Bruiser!!! Rick Bruiser…out of nowhere, he just bashed Kaos in the head with that chair!! And watch Nick now!!! Nick has the chair…HE JUST TATOOED KAOS!!!! C'MON!!!! C'MON!!!

Panther: Vince, I can't believe Bruiser would take the pussy way ou--WHAT THE F*CK?!?!!

VJ: Oh!!! Bruiser hit Diamond!!!! Nick Bruiser just hit Diamond with that chair!!!! Kaos and Diamond have just been laid out…and Panther doesn't like that one bit!!!

Nick: (Grabs a mic) All you people can kiss my ass!!!! (Crowd boos wildly) You see this?! You see these pieces of trash right here?! See…Nick Bruiser doesn't need a damn team to survive…(Boos), and this is the proof of it right here!!! I don't care if it's…

VJ: What…what the hell was that? We've got the Bruisers in the ring after that sickening display. Panther…he's headed up to the ring to check on Diamond…what the hell was that?

AD: Psycho! Psycho…

Psycho: You hurry your little ass up!

AD: Psycho! Why did you do what you did? Why did you turn your back on your team after…

VJ: OH!!!!! It's the Rocker!!!! The Rocker is backstage…and he is all over Psycho!!!! GO AHEAD!!! GET HIM ROCKER!!! GET HIM!!! BEAT THE HELL…OH NO!!! THAT'S SONYKK!!! The GNL's Sonykk…OUT OF NOWHERE!!! NO…SONYKK BOOM ON THE ROCKER!!!!! Sonykk Boom…damn it!! The Rocker is down…and look at Psycho! Psycho is leaving with Sonykk!!!!

Panther: (Returning to the table) Bruiser comes out here acting like he has a death wish. He puts his hands on my girl one more time and I'll make his f*cking wish come true!

VJ: Ok Panther. Try to remain calm! The final 8 Man elimination Tag Team Match up next. It's Lightning's return to NFWA action! Let's take you back down to ringside!!!

Panther: What the hell do you think this is? Horse racing or something? "And we're off!" (Scoffs)

VJ: What? I thought it was cool…

Panther: Well now I see what Dave is always saying about you…uh oh. Look at this now!

VJ: We've got a bit of a staredown…Lightning and Ice Cube! Ice Cube, the captain of Team 3…and make no mistake about it, there is no love lost between these 2 men!

Panther: Damn right there isn't! Ice Cube was the 1^st ever 3-time NFWA Champion! He was the man that pinned Lightning's shoulders to the mat earlier this year and ended his title reign, yet you've got people running around saying that Lightning is the greatest Champ of all time! And then you have Sparky there…never pinned Ice Cube! Lightning definitely has something to prove to Ice Cube, Ice Cube I think has something to prove to Lightning, and these 2 might start fighting right here right now!

VJ: They could indeed. Lightning and Ice Cube…a bit of trash talking going on…what's this? Lightning…are these 2 gonna…these 2 aren't gonna…OH MY GOODNESS! IT'S STAKS!!!

Panther: What?!

VJ: Staks out from the locker room…AND LOOK AT ICE CUBE!!!! ICE CUBE ALL OVER STAKS!!! ICE CUBE ALL OVER STAKS!!! WE'VE GOT OFFICIALS OUT HERE…GOOD GOD, IT'S CHAOS!!!

Panther: Where the hell did he comes from?!

VJ: Staks…Staks wants payback from earlier tonight, and Ice Cube wants payback from what happened to Rage!!!

Panther: Yeah, but they can get payback on their own time! We're trying to have a match here!

VJ: Officials trying to bring Staks back to the locker room…Psyko Stevo from behind…OH!!! Ice Cube blasts him with a right hand!!! And another connects on the jaw!!! Ice Cube! Firing off on the captain of Team 4!!! Irish whip…Stevo hits off the buckle and gets floored with a forearm by Ice Cube!!!! Stevo back to his feet…and catches a right hand to the head!!! And another!!! Ice Cube with an Irish whip…reversal by Stevo…Ice Cube ducks the clothesline coming off…there's the roll-up…

Panther: No! No! He held on!!!

VJ: Whoa! Smart move by Stevo…and look at him! Showboating for the crowd…OH MY GOODNESS!!!! AND HE CATCHES A CLOTHESLINE FOR HIS TROUBLES!!!! PSYKO STEVO GOES FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE, AND WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CROWD?!?!?!!?

Panther: yeah! Stevo telling the crowd he's got brains! Well Ice Cube just sent em flying into the 8^th row after that one!

VJ: That he did! And the roof is fixing to come off of Freedom Hall!

Panther: And ya know something, Johnson, I'm getting sick and tired of you sitting out here not giving people the proper respect that they deserve. From now on, you are to refer to him as Dr. Ice Cube!

VJ: Dr. Ice Cube? What do you mean Dr. Ice Cube?

Panther: The man is a talented medical practitioner!

VJ: He's out of his damn mind!

Panther: All the great scientists are a little weird, Vince! I mean…look at Einstein. He sold child porn to Picasso!

VJ: HE DID NOT!! Stop it! Ice Cube…Dr. Cube, if you will…he's got this crowd behind him.l Stevo trying to get his wits about him on the floor. Ruby's up to 7…8…9..Stevo back up on the apron…AND ICE CUBE FLOORS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! Sweet Merciful Damn, what a shot!!!

Panther: Stevo's getting hot, Vince!

VJ: That he is! Stevo back up on the apron…AND CATCHES ANOTHER SHOT FROM ICE CUBE!!! And he catches a jab from the Magdra!!! And there's one The Extremist!!!

Panther: Hey, hey, hey! Vince, I don't think that's legal!

VJ: Well you're the one writing the rulebook! Psyko Stevo getting waylayed on the outside…AND ICE CUBE SLINGSHOTS HIM OVER THE TOP!!!! His back just exploded off the mat! And the I-C Champion is ready to rock and roll!

Panther: Yeah…Stevo's just ready to roll, though. Look at him!

VJ: Stevo begging off in the ring…and here comes Ice Cube! Ice Cube has him by the hai--OH!! Thumb to the eyes by Stevo!!! Ice Cube goes down…and Stevo catches him with a right to the head. He has Ice Cube by the hair…and Ice Cube headfirst into the buckle. And there's the tag to Path!!! And take a look at this now!!! Path and Psyko Stevo double-teaming the I-C Champion!!!

Panther: Looks like somebody was paying attention to that last match!

VJ: Maybe! Path with a hard stomp to the midsection of Ice Cube! And another! Path now…Irish whip sends Ice Cube into the ropes…Path misses with the lariat…misses with the elbow…Ice Cube catches him coming off with the neckbreaker!!! Ice Cube with the cover…1…2…Path able to kickout!!! Ice Cube now…he's got Path by the hair. Bringing him into the buckle…and there's the tag to the Extremist!

Panther: Extremist! Another guy that beat Sparky's ass!

VJ: Well…yeah! Extremist holds a win over Lightning…and he catches Path with a hard boot to the midsection!!! And another!!! Scoop up...and a sl--NO!!! Shoulderbreaker by the Extremist!!! He hooks the leg…1…Path gets the shoulder up before the 2!

Panther: You ain't gonna beat him with a half-assed move like that!

VJ: Path…he's riding a huge wave of momentum after last week's victory over World Champion Johnny Havok! He's looking to get to that Rumble match, to get a chance to do it again.

Panther: Well if the man doesn't get off his ass, the only place he's gonna be going is back to the locker room!

VJ: Extremist has Path once again…and drills him with a sidewalk slam!!! Here's the cover…1…2…Path gets the shoulder up once again!!! Path is in some trouble here!!! Elbow drop right to the sternum!!! And another!!!! The Extremist…where's he going?

Panther: To the top, it looks like.

VJ: Extremist…he's headed to the top ro…no! Extremist uncharacteristically going for a high risk maneuver…AND HE MISSES WITH THE FLYING ELBOW!!!!

Panther: And now we see why he doesn't do high risk maneuvers!

VJ: Both the Extremist and Path are down on the mat!!! And we've got a race for the tag here!!! Extremist and Path…both crawling to their respective corners! Who's gonna get the tag 1^st…

Panther: Extremist is closer!

VJ: Extremist…he's almost there Panther…OH! Path just made the tag to "Slick" Carter…AND HERE COMES THE MAD PROFESSOR!!!

Panther: Uh oh!!

VJ: Ice Cube is in!!! Ice Cube is in!!! Down goes Steve Carter!!!! Once again!!! Ice Cube peppering him with rights and lefts…tagging that jaw!!! Irish whip in…Carter hits hard off the buckle!! And watch Ice Cube…Ice Cube mounting him in the buckle…

Panther: Well folks…I reckon it's about time we find out whether these rednecks in Louisville can count to 10 without taking off their socks and shoes!

VJ: (Shocked) P-Diddy…that wasn't very nice at all!

Panther: (Ashamed) Yeah…you're right. I apologize!

VJ: As you should! And here we go…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!! 10 punches right to the head…and "Slick" Steve Carter is reeling!!!

Panther: Well…he took to backdoor into this match, and it looks like he's about to get tossed out any minute now! Oh!

VJ: Scoop slam by Ice Cube! And now Ice Cube going upstairs!!! The I-C Champion headed to the top rope…

Panther: Now he'd better watch himself! You saw what happened to theExtremist!

VJ: Extremist missed with the elbow earlier on…OH MY!!!! ICE CUBE DOES NOT MISS!!!! FLYING ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF CARTER!!!!! And now he's warming up…or should I say cooling off?

Panther: (Shrugs shoulders)

VJ: Ice Cube…he's getting ready to break the Ice! Ice Breaker coming up!!! Hey wait just a minute…Staks is back!!! Staks is back…Staks…OH HE CATCHES A RIGHT HAND FOR HIS TROUBLES!!!!! And look at Ice Cube! He just said "Not tonight"!

Panther: Forget Staks, turn around, Cube!!!

VJ: Carter…OH!!! Ice Cube ducks the clothesline…ICE BRE--OH!!!!!!

Panther: Damn!!!

VJ: Ice Cube…Carter ducks the Ice Breaker, and Path caught it right on the jaw!!! Path is down…Carter has Ice Cube…

Panther: Wait a minute! Wait a minute now…OH!!!!!

VJ: He calls that the "Slick" Screwdriver!!! Steve Carter with the cover…don't tell me….1…2…3!!!!! Steve Carter has just pinned the I-C Champion!!!!

VJ: Damn it!!! Steve Carter gets the win over Ice Cube…thanks to that no good Staks!!! The son of a bitch screwed Ice Cube!

Panther: No, no! Vince, you know me and Ice Cube are cool. He's in the Dynasty, but when you take your eye off your opponent, everything's fair in there, and Carter pinned him for the 1-2-3! You can't take that away from him!

VJ: That's 4 points for him…this arena is pretty much is shock…and look at Staks! Laughing! Staks walking away laughing…uh oh!! And there goes Ice Cube…

Panther: Um…Discipline Committee needs to watch it…we got some doings going on back there…OH sh*t!

VJ: Oh!! The Magdra hits the ring…and he doesn't waste any time!! Right hands!!! Tagging the jaw of Carter…and this crowd is in shock here! Irish whip by Magdra…clothesline misses…Carter off the other side…OH!!! Elbow catches him right on the side of the head!!! Cover…1…2…kickout by Carter!!! Madgra has him by the hair…Carter fires a right hand to the midsection…OH!!! Magdra right down across the back with a forearm!!! And another!!!! Magdra off the ropes…OH!! Did you see that?!! Glacier just caught him with a knee to the small of the back…CARTER WITH THE SUPERKICK!!! Cover on Magdra…1…2…HE GOT HIM!!!

Panther: Aww…does that mean Kammy has to go to the back?

VJ: The Magdra is gone…Steve Carter with back to back eliminations!!!

Panther: I'll hand it to him, Vin. I'm impressed!

VJ: Steve Carter on the roll here, and here comes The Extremist again!!! Right hands connecting to the head of Steve Carter! Irish whip…Carter off the ropes…OH! Extremist ducks the head…and he catches a hard boot right to the face! Carter now…there's the tag to Glacier! What's this now? Glacier and Carter have the Extremist now…OH!!!! Double Suplex takes him over!!! Glacier with the cover…1…2…oh!! Extremist got the shoulder up!!! And now look at Glacier…hammering away with right hands to the head of the Extremist!

Panther: Yeah. Look at Sparky on the outside. He and Extremist are supposed to have so much respect for each other. Why isn't he in there to help him?

VJ: Well Lightning…given the opportunity to re-sign with the NFWA by you…

Panther: Damn right I gave him the opportunity! I gave him the opportunity to wrestle, not sit his ass on the apron and do nothing!

VJ: Well Lightning has to be tagged in there 1^st! Glacier has the Extremist backed into the buckle…AND A HARD CHOP TO THE CHEST!!!!! And another…this crowd chanting "We Want Lightning! We want Lightning"! This crowd wants to see Lightning in there…and Lightning wants in there too! The Extremist…the Extremist being pounded in the buckle! And Lightning wants the tag!!! What's this…Irish whip by Glacier…OH!!! Extremist sent sternum-first right back into the buckle! And there's the tag in to Psyko Stevo! The captain of the team! And he's headed to the top! Psyko Stevo headed upstairs…Extremist back to his feet…AND CATCHES A MISSILE DROPKICK ON THE JAW!!!! Stevo with the cover…`1…2…OH!!! Lightning breaks up the count!!! Lightning…he couldn't stand it any longer! Lightning…

Panther: Yeah. Extremist doesn't get himself together, Lightning's gonna be in there, and he's gonna be in there 4 on 1!!!

VJ: And that's exactly what Lightning doesn't want! That's what these fans don't want!

Panther: Team 4 wants it! And they might get it too! They're on their game!

VJ: Stevo with a hard chop to the chest of The Extremist! Extremist with a right hand…Stevo with another chop!! And a rake to the face of the Extremist!!! Watch Stevo now…Huracanrana coming up…OH!!!!!

Panther: Damn!!!

VJ: POWERBOMB!!!!! Extremist just drilled him with the powerbomb!!! Stevo is down, and now is the time!!! Now is the time for the Extremist to make the tag!! This crowd is on its feet!! Lightning trying to rally this crowd behind his partner!! The Extremist getting closer…the Extremist…he's almost there…

Panther: Watch Path!! Watch him…

VJ: What?! Path in the ring…he's got the attention of Ruby…THERE'S THE TAG!!!! LIGHTNING MAKES THE TAG!!! LIGHTNING MAKES THE TAG!!! LIGHTNING…INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!!! Right hand!! Right hand!! Lightning tearing into Psyko Stevo!!! Irish whip…Stevo off the ropes…LOU THESZ PRESS!!! LIGHTNING WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS, AND WE'VE GOT FIST AND FIRE!!!!

Panther: I can't even hear you!!! What did you say, Vince?!

VJ: Lightning knotting up that head!!! Here comes Path…RIGHT HAND FLOORS PATH!!!! Carter catches one of his own!!!! In comes Glacier…and Lightning nails him as well! Glacier backed into the buckle…and look at Lightning…stomping a mudhole into Glacier!!! Stomping the hell out of him! This crowd is going crazy!!!

Panther: I don't like the son of a bitch, Johnson, but I gotta say that Lightning is whooping some ass tonight…BAM!!!

VJ: LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON STEVO!!! LIGHTNING WITH THE COVER…1…2…3…C'MON, RUBY!!! 3!!!

Panther: Wait…

VJ: Lightning has Stevo beat…

Panther: Lightning's not legal!

VJ: What?! What do you mean he's not legal?!

Panther: Ruby never saw the tag! Extremist is still the legal man!

VJ: Lightning…Ruby trying to force Lightning out of the ring here…aww c'mon!!! He made the tag Ruby! He made the tag!

Panther: Saw what you want, but the ref don't see it and anything goes! Just like this! See…

VJ: Path has the Extremist…GLACIER WITH THE MELTDOWN!!! Extremist got nailed right on the jaw…OH…DDT BY CARTER!!!! DDT…Carter with the cover!!! He's not legal ref!!! No!! 1…2…3!!!

VJ: Damn it…Steve Carter with another elimination…

Panther: Carter's running through the whole team! I like this guy, Vince!

VJ: Carter…he was not the legal man…Team 4 faked the tag, and now the Extremist is gone! And Lightning's all alone!!! Lightning's all alone! And look at the look on his face.

Panther: Look at Team 4!

VJ: It's 4 on 1 here! Lightning…Lightning telling them to bring it! He's gonna try and take em all on!

Panther: That's stupid…then again, nobody ever accused ol' Spark of being a smart man, now did they?

VJ: Lightning known for having more guts than brains, and here comes Carter…OH! Lightning meets him with a right hand! And another!!! Lightning and Slick Steve slugging it out in the ring! Irish whip…Carter off the ropes…and Lightning buries the knee into the midsection!! Elbow drop catches him in the head! And another one!!! Lightning is all over Slick Steve… DAMN IT TO HELL!!! WHAT IS THIS?!??!! Team 4….Team 4 has stormed the ring, and they're all over Lightning!!! It's 4 on 1 damn it!!! 4 on 1!!!!!

Panther: Damn, Vince! They're on Lightning like the last chicken wing at a fat chick convention.

VJ: Lightning being mugged in there…Ruby trying to restore some order in there…OH!!!! PATH SHOVES RUBY DOWN!!!!!

Panther: Hey! Hey!

VJ: Ruby just shoved down…and they've got Lightning! Psyko Stevo has Lightning…OH!!!! LOW BLOW BY LIGHTNING!!!

Panther: Cheater!!!

VJ: Lightning with the low blow…and he follows up with a clothesline! Stevo is down…Path and Glacier…Lightning trying to fight off both of em…Lightning is fighting for his life!

Panther: yeah…things not looking good though. I have all the respect for Lightning in the world…but I don't think he can come back from these odds!

VJ: They've got Lightning trapped in the corner…and look at this! Lightning being absolutely mugged! And that's all this is! A mugging! A damn mugging!!! Ruby…Ruby trying to get these men out of here…I can't believe this?

Panther: Those guys had better get outta there before the whole damn team gets DQ'd. Ruby doesn't play!

VJ: That certainly would suck. Lightning left in there alone with Glacier…and catches a right hand to the ribs! And a swift kick to the midsection! Lightning…Lightning's out of it, Panther! I don't know if Lightning has anything left after that group mugging we just saw moments ago!

Panther: Well that's what groups are for…and it looks like Lightning's about to get pinned by Glacier here! Look at this…

VJ: Oh!!! Big leg drop!! Glacier connects…there's the cover…1…2…NO!!!!! He got the shoulder up!! Lightning still in this thing…but look at Glacier! Hammering down with right hands to the midsection of Lightning! What an upset this would be, Panther! Glacier now…there's the tag to Path…Irish whip in…Lightning off the ropes, and here comes the double team…OH!!!!! SPINEBUSTER!!!! DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER!!!! LIGHTNING JUST DRIVEN HARD INTO THE CANVAS!! And Path is grinning from ear to ear in there!

Panther: Well he beat Havok! He beat Krazed! Is Lightning gonna be next?! HE IS!!!!

VJ: Path just signaled for the end! Path gonna try to finish off Lightning!

Panther: Break out the brooms Vinnie! I'm smelling a sweep!

VJ: Path gonna go for the sweep! Lightning is out of it! Lightning…Lightning trying to get back to his feet…Path is waiting on him!

Panther: here it comes! Here it comes…WHOA!

VJ: BOOT IS CAUGHT…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON PATH!!!!! There's the cover…1…2…HE GOT HIM!!!!!

Panther: Where the f*ck did that come from?! Look out, Spark!

VJ: Glacier from behind!!! Glacier in there, and look at him go! He's not giving Lightning any room to breathe! He's got him by the hair now…Lightning with a right hand!!!! And another!!! Lightning…Irish whip…Glacier with the reversal…Lightning off the ropes…

Panther: OH…MELTDOWN!!!!

VJ: Glacier with the Meltdow..THE FOOT IS CAUGHT!!!! Lightning caught him…LIGHTNING BO--NO!!!! Glacier with the low blow!!!!! Glacier…out of desperation just nailed the low blow, and may have just saved himself from elimination! Lightning writhing in pain!

Panther: Give credit to Lightning. He put up a good fight, Vince. But it's just too much! Just too much for him to overcome!

VJ: Glacier…he misses with the clothesline…AND HE'S CAUGHT!!! LIGHTNING HAS GLACIER!!!! LIGHTNING HAS GLACIER!!! DON'T TELL ME…LIGHTNING ROD ON GLACIER!!!!

Panther: HE SNAPPED HIS NECK!!!!

VJ: Lightning Rod…1…2…3!!!!! Lightning got another one!!!

VJ: Glacier is gone, and in a matter of moments, we have gone from 4 on 1, to 2 on 1!!!! And Panther…will you listen to this crowd?!

Panther: I hear em, Vince! Lightning's in there, 4 on 1, 2 on 1, he's fighting for his life! Fighting to get that World Title shot, and he's doing anything he can to survive! I don't like the man, but I'll give him that!

VJ: Lightning…in comes "Slick" Steve Carter…OH! Double leg takedown by Lightning!!!! And he we go again!!! Lightning…piston-like rights right to the head of Carter!!!

Panther: Now Vince, "Slick" Steve has been on a roll here! I think if Lightning beats him…if he can beat Carter here, I predict that he's going all the way!!!

VJ: Lightning has Carter by the hair…and drives the knee into the midsection!!! And again!! Lightning…scoop up…no!!! Carter with the go behind…SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP SENDS LIGHTNING TO THE MAT!!!! Carter…with one big move just put Lightning flat on his back…and there's the tag to Stevo!! What's this now?

Panther: I dunno…could be the end of the match!

VJ: Carter has Lightning up now…OH MY!!!! FULL NELSON SLAM!!!! Lightning just planted, and look at Stevo!!! Stevo off the top…GUILLOTINE LEG DROP!!!!!! That's it!!! That's all she wrote!!! The cover…2…3…NO!!!!! LIGHTNING GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! HOW IN THE HELL!!!

Panther: I dunno. All I can say is that he wants the win bad!!!

VJ: This is Lightning's 1^st match under NFWA contract since July…and he is refusing to lose!!! Lightning will not quit!!!

Panther: Don't expect him to! Lightning, he doesn't have any quit in his body!

VJ: Watch Stevo! Stevo off the ropes…oh my!!! Huracanran…oh boy!!!

Panther: This doesn't look good for Stevo, Vince!

VJ: Stevo attempted the Huracanrana, but Lightning caught him in midair! Lightning…look at the power of Lightning!!! Look at the power…what's he gonna…RUNNING POWERBOMB!!!!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! 1…2…STEVO WITH THE KICKOUT!!!! Psyko Stevo with the kickout!!! What a match this is, Panther! Both men back to their feet…STEVO WITH A RAKE TO THE FACE OF LIGHTNING!!!! And another!!! This crowd doesn't like that!

Panther: Damn the crowd Vince! Crowds don't win matches!

VJ: Stevo off the ropes again…OH!!!! Lightning with a hot shot, just sent Stevo throat-first across the top rope…OH!!! Oh my…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON STEVO!!! PANTHER…1…2…3!!!!!! PSYKO STEVO IS GONE NOW!!!!

VJ: ladies and gentlemen…can you believe it?!?! This match has just gone from 4 on 1 to 1 on 1 in mere moments!!! The captain of Team 4 is outta here… and it's down to Lightning and "Slick" Steve Carter!!! Can Lightning overcome the odds?! Can Lightning pick up the win?!

Panther: Yeah, well if he wants that win, he's gotta go through the best damn pants in the biz! The man who eliminated Ice Cube, The Magdra, and the Extremist back to back!!!

VJ: This crowd is on its feet, and here comes "Slick" Steve…right hand blocked by Lightning…Lightning connects with his!!!! Right hand blocked once again…lightning connects again!!!

Panther: Lightning's feeling it, Vince!

VJ: He's feeling it indeed! Another right hand blocked…Carter blocks with one of his own…Lightning with the double leg takedown…oh boy!! This doesn't look good for Carter! Lightning has "Slick" Steve set up…yes…SLINGSHOT BY LIGHTNING!!!! STEVE HITS HARD OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!!!! "Slick" Steve is out on his feet…LIGHTNING WITH THE SCHOOLBOY..1..2..NO SIR!!!! Steve able to get the kickout!!! Lightning damn near sent him into orbit with that slingshot…and he runs him down with a hard clothesline!!!!! Lightning off the ropes…there's another clothesline!!! "Slick" Steve is in some deep…deep, trouble Panther!!! Lightning hits off one side…he hits off the other…Carter back to his feet…AND HE GETS BOWLED OVER WITH A FLYING SHOULDER BLOCK!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…thr…NO!!!!! Lightning can't put him away!!!!

Panther: Ya know what, Vin…we're sitting here talking about Lightning wanting this win! Make no mistake about it, Carter wants it too! I mean…this is a guy that wasn't even scheduled to be in this thing! This guy isn't a favorite to win! He's got something to prove to the NFWA…and he's about to get his damn head knocked off!

VJ: Lightning just set Carter up on the top! We might be getting ready to see another Lightning Rod! Lightning has Carter on the top…and he's heading up there with him! Lightning headed up…here we…no! Carter with a right hand to the throat! And another one sends Lightning down!!! Carter now…Carter up on the top rope…watch Lightning…OH MY GOODNESS!!!! LIGHTNING JUST SPIKED WITH A DDT FROM THE TOP!!!! FLYING DDT!!! Carter could have him here…1…2…NO!!!!! Lightning…barely got the shoulder up! And Steve can't believe it!!!!

Panther: This is anybody's match, Vince! Anybody can win this thing!

VJ: Carter now…side headlock…and a right hand to the bridge of the nose!!! And another one!!! Carter looks like he's just trying to punish Lightning here--SCHOOLBOY!!! Lightning with another schoolboy…but Carter rolls through! Carter rolls through--SUPERKICK!!!!! RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!!! "Slick" Steve Carter…this crowd can't believe this, Panther!!!

Panther: I can't…I tell ya, Vince, this guy is good!!!! I dunno what it is…is it the Pants?! What?

VJ: "Slick" Steve Carter!!! Maybe taking a bit too much time to showboat here!

Panther: You're exactly right! You saw what Lightning did earlier! He's a dangerous, dangerous man!

VJ: And Carter may be getting ready to end this thing! He's got Lightning set up…I think he's setting him up for the Screwdriver. Carter…Lightning blocks the suplex attempt!!! Lightning blocks it a 2^nd time. Carter…Carter may be getting a little frustrated in there…INSIDE CRADLE BY LIGHTNING! CARTER IS HOOKED…1…2…3!!!!!! LIGHTNING!!! LIGHTNING!!!! LIGHTNING!!!!

VJ: Lightning…THE INSIDE CRADLE OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen…LIGHTNING HAS SURVIVED!!!!!!! What a win!!!

Panther: (Claps) I'll give it to him. Lightning went out there…4 on 1 disadvantage, and not only did he even things up, but he picked up the win. You've gotta respect that!!!

VJ: This crowd is definitely showing Lightning the respect he deserves, and if there was ever a doubt whether or not Lightning is back…he is most definitely back!!! What about it, Panther?!?!! Uh oh…what's this now?

Panther: (To Lightning) What do you want?

VJ: Lightning…Lightning pointing at you, panther! Lightning pointing at you! What's this all about…

Panther: (Snickers) Now hold on, Vince. Is he calling me out?!

VJ: I think…Lightning may be doing just that! Lightning calling out the CEO of the NFWA…

Panther: (laughs) Aight now. Aight…I knew Lightning was stupid, but this is suicide he's talking about here. (To Lightning) Don't point at me! You got your win, get your ass back to the locker room! You don't want none of this, boy! (Pause) That's right! Get your ass back to the locker room…

VJ: Panther…Lightning survives this thing, let's try to keep it calm. Give credit to Steve Carter as well! Gallant effort on his par--

Panther: Now Vince, what the f*ck are those tech guys screwing up in the back now?!?!

VJ: The lights…this is the 2^nd time this has happened tonight. What the hell is that?!

Amy: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm back here with Rage, the Universal Champion, and Rage, who was injured earlier today in an attack by Staks. And Rage, before I ask you about the knee, I wanna know…what's the deal with Psycho? I mean…you hand pick him to be your replacement. He comes out to the ring…turns his back on Team 2…and then leaves with Sonykk of all people. Did you know anything about this?

Rage: Look, Amy. Psycho and I were once friends. He came to me earlier this week talking about how he was tired of the GNL and how he wanted me to get him a job in the NFWA. I talked to Panther about this earlier today, and when the attack happened, he offered to be my replacement. I wanna go on record right now and say I had nothing to do with that situation there. But then again…as long as it ended up with one of the Bruisers getting their ass whipped, it all turned out well in the end, didn't it? (Mild pop from the crowd)

Amy: maybe. But what about the knee. You had to withdraw from the tag match…will you be ready for your match against T Money?

Rage: Amy…lemme make this clear…I am not at 100%. My leg is killing me right now…but like I said before, I'm the One Man Riot! I don't hafta be at 100% to beat T Money, because at 50%, Rage is still 50% better than T Money will ever be! So don't worry…I will be there for that Title match, and T Money will get the ass kicking of a lifetime! And I will get my hands on that Toughman Title, and prove once and for all that there's no right way…there's no wrong way…there is just Rage's Way…AND THAT IS THE ONLY…F*CKING…WAY!!!!!!! (Breathing heavily)

Amy: Um…Vince…Panther…back to you guys at ringside!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, there you have it! The match is still on! Rage Vs T Money! Universal Title Vs the Toughman Title! Tonight at Overkill!

Panther: Damn right, Vin! And you saw that look in Rage's eyes! The fires are burning, and Vince…Rage is pissed the f*ck off! And I'll tell ya, you piss Rage off…and your ass will get pissed on!

VJ: That remains to be seen! Up next ladies and gentlemen, the X-Treme Title is on the li…

VJ: X-Pac…

Panther: I told his ass about smoking that sh*t before coming on TV, Vince!

VJ: Let's try to remain calm.

X-Pac: Well well! Lookie what we got here…PANTHER!!! P-Diddy…how ya feeling after Tuesday, buddy? (Laughs) Aww man…I love being me! But Louisville…and you too Panther! I want you to shut your damn mouth, and open your damn ears, cuz the 2 men standing in this ring beside me are just 2 nails in the coffin of the NFWA!!! (Crowd boos) Standing next to me is the greatest manager ever to walk the face of the earth!! This guy is so great, they call him the Telescope, cuz he knows how to spot a star!!! Ya know what I mean?

Panther: ***COUGHBULLSHITCOUGH****

X-Pac: And this other guy…one of the greatest wrestlers ever to walk the face of the earth! He is the newest addition to the GNL roster…they Call him the Ace…ADAM…C….EDWARDS!!!!!!!

Panther: I've seen better, Johnson. Frankly I'm not impressed.

VJ: X-Pac…apparently the GNL has a new guy…

X-Pac: Oh…but that's not it, NFWA! See…you're gonna be seeing a lot of Adam C. Edwards! You're gonna be seeing a whole lot of him! Ya see, NFWA…Panther…the wrestling World ain't big enough for the both of us. Know what I mean? I mean…you've already gotten the GNL canceled…we don't have a TV show now, and like I said, we're gonna pay you back and we're gonna make the NFWA suffer big time!!!

Panther: Damn, his boring ass already put the whole city in a coma! What the f*ck else is he gonna do?!

VJ: Stop!

X-Pac: ya see, Panther…as fun as it is to break into NFWA shows, kick ass and take names…that sh*t can only take ya so far! So what I'm gonna do is something that Firestorm wasn't smart enough to do…what J-Dogg didn't have the balls to do! What I'm gonna do is challenge the NFWA straight up!!! Face to face!!! On NFWA TV!!!! (Mild reaction from the crowd) Now Panther, I'm laying down the challenge…next month…Apocalypse Now…for a best of 7 series!!! NFWA Vs the GNL, and we're gonna determine once and for all which fed is the best damn fed in the biz!!!! (Crowd pops) That's right! That's right! Now Panther…if the NFWA wins, then hey…you'll never hafta worry about the GNL again, because we'll never show our faces on NFWA TV again. But Panther…if we win…the GNL will not only separate from NFWA Productions, Inc, not only will we be our own brand name, but we get one of the NFWA's TV Time slots!!!! (Crowd boos) So what about it, Panther?! What do you say?! Are you man enough to accept the challenge?! Are you man enough to step up to the plate?! To prove that the NFWA is the best damn fed in the biz…DAMN IT, WAKE UP!!!!!

Panther: (Snoring) Huh..wha…where am I?

VJ: (Smiles) X-Pac…X-Pac just challeng…

X-Pac: Oh, you're a f*cking funny man now, huh? You're sitting over there with Vince Johnson and all of a sudden you're Chris Rock or Jerry f*cking Seinfeld! Well Panther, you wanna be funny…tell me, how funny was it on Tuesday Night when I had you and your bitch tied up in the middle of YOUR ring?! Huh?

VJ: Oh…wait just a minute!

X-Pac: yeah, Panther? How funny was it when I had that sledgehammer in my hand…and I was about to crack Diamond right upside her fat head?! How funny was that, P-Diddy? Huh?! How funny was it?!

VJ: Wait a minute! We've got company! It's the Rocker!!!! The Rocker is on his way out here, ladies and gentlemen…

X-Pac: ya know what was really funny, Panther? That look of fear you had in your eyes! That look of defeat you had! That's a look these people are gonna know real well, cuz we're gonna see it next month at Apocalypse Now when the GNL beats your punk ass…(spots the Rocker) oh…what do you want? You didn't get your ass whipped enough tonight? Huh? You didn't get enough? What the…security!!!! Security! Get this man outta here! This is GNL time!! He has no business being out here! He has no--OH!!!! (CROWD POPS)

VJ: OH!!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!! THE ROCKER WITH A SPEAR ON X-PAC!!!!! THE ROCKER IS TEARING INTO X-PAC!!!!! THIS CROWD IS…OH NO!!!! Adam C. Edwards from behind!!!! Edwards…we've got a 2 on 1 here!!!! The Rocker…the Rocker, being assaulted once again!!!! X-Pac and Edwards doing a number on Rocker…OH!!!! X-Pac with a mic shot right to the heart of the Rocker!!!! And another!!! And look at the Telescope! The Telescope getting his licks in…

Panther: (Removes his headset/leaves)

VJ: Hey!!! Where the hell are you going?! Ladies and gentlemen…Panther's leaving the commentary table…meanwhile, X-Pac and Edwards are all over The Rocker!!!

X-Pac: C'mon Rocker!!! (Kicks Rocker in the head) C'mon you son of a bitch!!! You're worthless!!! Ya hear me?!?! You're worthless!!! (Kicks Rocker again/Crowd pops as Panther enters the ring) Huh?! What?! Take a look at this piece of crap right here! This piece of NFWA garbage!!! This is exactly what I'm talking about! This is exactly what's gonna happen to each and every last NFWA "superstar" in the locker room! You're gonna go up against the GNL, you're gonna get your asses kicked, and we're gonna show the whole damn world exactly why we're not only the best fed today…nah…we're gonna show the world why we're the greatest fed of all time!!!! Ya hear me, ya piece of trash?! THE GREATEST FED OF ALLL TIME…-

VJ: OOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! PANTHER!!!!!! PANTHER JUST HIT X-PAC WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!! RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN HEAD!!!!! X-PAC IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!!!!

Panther: When he wakes up…tell him I accept!!!! (Crowd goes wild)

VJ: Oh my goodness!!! It's official!!! NFWA Vs GNL at Apocalypse Now!!!! NFWA Vs the GNL!!!!

Panther: And as for you…"Ace"…(pointing behind him)

VJ: What's he poi--OH!! The Rocker…ROCKER WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION…ROCKER DROPPER!!!!!!! ROCKER DROPPER!!!! ADAM C. EDWARDS IS DOWN!!!!!! X-PAC IS DOWN!!!! THE NFWA IS STANDING TALL!!!! OH MY GOODNESS!!!!

VJ: oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen!!!! X-Pac and Edwards are down, and apparently…the NFWA/GNL war comes to an end at Apocalypse Now!!! If the GNL wins, they become an independent company, and win one of the NFWA's TV Time slots. If the NFWA wins, the GNL will never show itself on NFWA TV again!!! What a war it's gonna be, ladies and gentlemen!!!!! And speaking of wars…ladies and gentlemen, up next, it's the X-Treme Title match. Kaos defends against Nightmare Jimmy Rogers. There's been tension between these 2 for a few weeks now. Let's show you how this match came about!!!!

(GUESS WHAT THIS IS…GUESS!!!! That's right…HIGHLIGHT VIDEO!!!!!!!! "I'm A Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears plays in the background. Clips include Kaos winning the X-Treme Title from Rogers on the 11/3 FNS, Nightmare watching on as Kaos is mauled by Darkstalka and 5 vicious wolves, not lending a hand to help, and stepping over Kaos' unconscious body as he walks back to the locker room. Finally, we see Rogers assaulting Kaos with a 2X4 after a tag match on FNS. When the video ends, the camera cuts back to ringside, where the crowd is cheering in the background)

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, we're getting set for the X-Treme Title match. The GNL contingent have been taken care of, Panther has headed back to the locker room, and right now I'm being joined by Pittsburgh Pete. Pete, how's it going?

PP: How's it going? Did you see what that filthy slut Diamond did to my cousin Dave earlier?! I mean…the man was sent out here to do a job! He was sent out here to make people happy! And what do you do?! You and Panther sit out here and let that jacked up bitch beat the duck piss outta my cousin!!! Well damn it Vince, I'm sick and tired of you! I'm sick and tired of the NFWA! I'm sick and tired of all the abuse my family has taken out here, and I can't standz it no more!!! As of right now, Johnson…I AM NEVER SPEAKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!!!

VJ: Good. Well ladies and gentlemen, the points have been tallied, and right now, we're about to take a look at the makeup for tonight's Hardcore Rumble!

VJ: There you have it. The 12 individuals that will compete tonight for the World Title Shot at Apocalypse Now…

PP: Wait, wait, wait! You mean to tell me that we've got 2 broads fighting for a title shot?!?!

VJ: that's right. And they're called women! Not broads!

PP: I don't care if they're called muskrats…there is no way 2 chicks are gonna survive against 10 men! Impossible!

VJ: that remains to be seen.

(The lights in the arena go dim. "Crazy Train" by Ozzy hits. Strobe lights flicker everywhere. Nightmare Jimmy Rogers steps out and the crowd pops. He motions around his waist, as if saying the X-Treme Title will be his. He walks down to the ring, and gets in. Then, "Bitch Please" blasts over the PA system. Kaos steps out with the X-Treme title draped over his shoulder. He raises it and pyros shoot off. He walks down to the ring and the bell sounds)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Kaos and Jimmy Rogers are staring eachother down.. can you feel the intensity, Dave? This is gonna explode any second! OH! And here we go! Jimmy Rogers catches Kaos right in the kisser with a huge right hand.. there's another, and another! Kaos sent to the outside with a big clothesline! Nightmare Jimmy Rogers sure has come ready to fight tonight!

PP: You call that fighting? I call it luck. You just wait and see!

VJ: Kaos and Rogers are othe outside now. Rogers has a chair! OHH! He almst decapitated Kaos with it! There's another shot right to the head of Kaos!

PP: And that damn ref is actually LETTING this happen! He should go to hell for that!

VJ: It's for the X-Treme Title you moron! No rules!

PP: I knew that... I just wanted to see if YOU knew it!

VJ: Riiight.

PP: Would I lie!?

VJ: No comment! Jimmy Rogers picks up Kaos now.. and he drops him face first on the barricade! He's putting the boots to him now! Jimmy Rogers is relentless tonight! Kaos trying to get to his feet.... Rogers.. OH! He just spike DDT'd him on the outside! Those mats are only about 1 1/2 inches thick, Dave!

PP: Kaos has a head of steel.. that DDT didn't even phase him!

VJ: Is that right? Then why is he out cold!?

PP: He's um.. faking it! Thats right! Ehehehe.....

VJ: Jimmy Rogers climbs onto the apron now. What's he gonna try and do? Leg drop of the apr...NO! Kaos rolled out of the way and Rogers landed on the outside! Kaos, he's reaching under the ring for something. He has a table!

PP: Kaos has got WWWOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!

VJ: He sure does! Kaos and Rogers in the ring now... Kaos sends Rogers off the ropes.. hip toss..no! Jimmy counters with a hip toss of his own.... AND SENDS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE!!! There's a pin! 1....2...no! Kaos got a shoulder up!

PP: Haha! Nothing can stop Kaos!

VJ: Kaos is pulling himself up... Rogers charges.. OH! Kaos just back body dropped Jimmy Rogers out of the ring! And he's going after him! Rogers gets up.. and it met with a HUGE right hand by Kaos. And another! There's a kick to the gut.... whats he gonna do.. POWERBOMB!! Wait.. another!!!!!! It's the Ticking Time Bomb!! Another Powerbomb.. .and now a big DVD.. THROUGHT THE AFGANASTAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! A pin...1....2...3!!!!

PP: Since he split that bag of wee--I mean pork rinds with me in the back. The guy's cool, Vince! You should be more like him!

VJ: Bag of weed! You're just as bad as Da--

PP: Vince…what the hell are you doing over there?!

VJ: What do you mean what am I doing?!

PP: Don't play games with me, Johnson!

VJ: I'm not playing anything! I'm sitting here watching the show…this is the 3^rd time this has happened tonight! The damn lights keep flashing red! I dunno if the damn tech guys in the back are trying to play a joke on us or something, but the damn lights…I dunno what the hell is going on!!!

VJ: OH!!! IT'S HAVOK!!!! JOHNNY HAVOK IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!

PP: good! It's about time his drunken ass decided to show up!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok…we haven't seen or heard from him since losing to Path on Gear! Well Havok is here tonight!!! He is here to beat the hell destroy Rick Bruiser…

PP: yeah, but he can't touch him before the bell! Panther said it himself! He touches Bruiser before the bell, and he forfeits the title!!!!

VJ: that's true. Well I can't wait to see Havok get his hands on Bruiser, but up next, it's Title for Title, Rage one on one with T Money! And there's certainly no love lost between these 2…

VJ: And there you see him! The Triple Crown Champion. T Money! On his way to lock up with an injured Rage! Rage wasn't 100% going into this match, but after the incident with Staks…

PP: Vince, stop making excuses for him!!! I saw what Staks did to T Money, and that was nothing! BULL PUCKEY!! Rage just wanted an excuse to back outta the match!

VJ: That's not the case at all! T Money wa…

PP: GOOD GOD, VINCE! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

VJ: Welcome…welcome to hell?!

PP: Oh my God, Vince! SATAN LIVES!!!!!!!!

VJ: Satan…THAT'S NOT SATAN!!! T Money…T Money is smiling! What the hell is he smiling for? What the hell…what the hell is going on tonight?!

PP: HAHA! Rage's gonna be feeling that knee snap in just 5 minutes! You watch!

VJ: Rage is not 100%, and he says he doesn't need to be, but I'm not so sure! T Money is the Triple Crown Champ for a reason…

PP: Yeah! And I can't wait, Vince! In just a few minutes the NFWA's gonna have itself the 1^st ever Quadruple Crown Champ!!! Nobody's ever done that! Not Rage! Not Cube! Not Lightning! Not Pro! Not even Lou!!!

VJ: These men…they've still got their belts on! My goodness! What a feat that would be by T Money! And if there was ever a night where Rage was ripe for the pickings, it's tonight! The belts being handed over to referee Jonathan, and that's what it's all about. Title for Title! The Universal Title and the Toughman Title!!! This one is gonna be a war…AND THERE'S THE LOCKUP!!!!! Rage and T Money…these 2 gladiators tying it up in the center of the ring! T Money…oh!!! Kick right to the kneecap of Rage!!! And another…back heel trip and the Universal Champion goes down!! And T Money wasting no time going after the knee of rage!!

PP: HAHA! That's why he's got 3 titles, Vince! Cuz he's got the brains of 3 men!

VJ: T Money…he's got that leg…OH!!! Rage with a boot right to the face! Money…Money's got it once again…and T Money catches another boot to the face!!! T Money…he just won't give up, Pete!!! T Money has the leg once again!!! Rage tries the boot again, but it's caught!!!! T Money…

PP: HAHA! Sharpshooter!!!

VJ: Oh man!!! T money going for the Sharpshooter on Rage! Sharpshooter…RAGE COUNTERS!!!! Rage…

PP: What the hell is he doing, Vince…OH NO!!!! T!!!!

VJ: SHARPSHOOTER BY RAGE!!!!! SHARPSHOOTER BY RAGE!!! T MONEY TRAPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! HE'S GOTTA TAP!!! HE'S GOTTA TAP!!! HE'S…OH! Rage's knee just gave out on him!!!

PP: Awww…I thought the One Man Riot didn't hafta be 100% to beat T Money!! HAHAHAHA!

VJ: Money can consider himself the luckiest man on the planet after that one!!! Rage…trying to pull himself back to his feet! But watch T Money! T Money off the ropes…OH!!!! THE MONEY KICK!!!! THE MONEY KICK RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! Rage is down!!! T Money with the cover…1…2…OH!!! He got the shoulder up!!! Rage not gonna be put away that easy!

PP: Please, Vince! It's already over!! Rage might as well hand the belt over to T right now, cuz he lost it before he even came in!

VJ: Rage back to his feet…right hand to t Money…and Money fires right back to the boot to the knee!!!! And another one!!! Rage's knee taking a lotta punishment in the early stages of this match, here! Rage is on the ropes…and watch T Money! T Money off the other side…head full of steam…

PP: WHHHHOOOOOOAAA!!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! RAGE WITH THE BACK BODY DROP, AND T MONEY GOES UP AND OVER TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! Oh my goodness, did you see the height?!

PP: He has gotta be DQ'd, Johnson! Where in the rulebook does it say that you can throw your opponent over the top rope like that?!

VJ: T Money…he may have landed on his head! I'm not sure, but he his absolutely out of it on the arena floor. He could have a concussion!

PP: See, Vince! He damaged on of T Money's 3 brains! He'd better thank his lucky stars we're not in Montana, cuz they'd be railroading his punk ass by now!

VJ: What the hell are you talking about?! Money trying to get back into the ri--OH MY!!!! BASEBALL SLIDE BY RAGE…I THINK T MONEY HIT HIS HEAD OFF THE GUARDRAIL!!!! T Money…

PP: What the hell is wrong with this idiot?!

VJ: Pittsburgh Pete claims T Money has the brains of 3 men, well 2 of em just got knocked out by the One man Riot!

PP: One Man Riot my ankle! Rage is so jealous of T Money it's unreal!!! Wait a minute!!!

VJ: OH!!!! Irish whip by Rage sends T Money right into the steel ring post!!!!

PP; Damn it, he's crazy!!! Not again…OH!!!

VJ: T Money headfirst into the stairs now!!! And look at Rage! Peppering T Money with right hands!!! Right hands!!!! Fists and fire by the Universal Champion, and look at T Money!!! T Money being beaten to a bloody pulp on the outside! And finally Referee Jonathan steps in to break this up!!!! Rage is on fire, Pete!!!!

PP: Damn it, Johnson! How much cheating is this idiot gonna get away with here?! He shoulda been DQ'd about 13 times since the start of the match!!!

VJ: T Money is busted open! He has no idea where he is…DON'T COME OVER HERE!!! T Money…T Money is climbing on our table…GET DOWN DAMMIT!!! GET DOWN!!!

PP: Damn it, Johnson! You keep talking to the Champ like that and he's gonna grab you by the ankles and beat Rage over the head with ya!

VJ: T Money is on top of our table..trying everything he can to get away from Rage…and that's sure as hell not gonna work!

PP: Oh no! T!!! Jonathan!! You no good bastard! Do something about this…OH!!!

VJ: LOW BLOW!!!! LOW BLOW ON T MONEY BY RAGE!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! The Toughman Champion is in a world of hurt right now…and Rage has a monitor!!!

PP: What in the damn ass hell?! Vince! Get in there and stop that idiot!!!

VJ: T Money trying to get his wits about him on our table! Rage just grabbed one of those monitors from the Afghani Announce Table…

PP: MUHAMMAD!!!!! KHALIF!!!! VINCE!!! NO!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!! RAGE JUST SHATTERED THAT MONITOR OVER THE HEAD OF T MONEY!!!!! THE TOUGHMAN CHAMPION HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!!!!

PP: No, no, no, no, NO!!!

VJ: T Money is down!!! Rage receiving a standing ovation from this capacity crowd! And now is the time!!!! Now is the time for Rage to finish T Money once and for all! What's this now…

PP; It's about damn time you get off your lazy ass and do something! Ya friggin poodle!

VJ: Jim J--"poodle"?!

PP: I didn't stutter! I drank the lucky sauce tonight! I'm fired up, damn it!

VJ: Whatever. Jim Jonathan finally stepping in! Finally trying to put an end to this brutality! And Money…he just crumbled from our table in a pool of blood.

PP: Oh T! Damn it, Vince, I've got blood all over my new hat!

VJ: Rage trying to get at T Money, but look at Jim Jonathan! Jonathan trying to hold him back! Rage…Jonathan telling Rage to climb into the ring…OH MY!!! AND DOWN GOES REFEREE JONATHAN!!!

PP: You idiot…WHOO HOOO!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT, VINCE?!?!

VJ: T Money…T Money just grabbed that steel chair and bashed the leg of Rage…HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!! ANOTHER CHAIRSHOT THE KNEE OF RAGE!!!! The referee hasn't seen a damn thing!!!!

PP: HAHA! And whose fault is that?!

VJ: Well…

PP: Shut up! It's Rage's fault! I tell ya, Vince! T Money, he's got the brains of Einstein, Newton and Edison all rolled into one. This idiot Rage…if brains were chocolate, his wouldn't fill and M&M! He's a moron, Johnson!

VJ: Rage holding that knee on the floor…and look at T Money! Checking to see if the referee is ok!

PP: Hey. He's a loving, caring individual!

VJ: A loving…HEY!!!! Caring individual my ass!!! He just slammed the ref's head right onto the concrete floor!!! T Money…T Money's got the chair again! No, damn it! No!!! NO!!! T MONEY!!! POUNDING THE INJURED KNEE OF RAGE!!!! STOP IT, YA SON OF A BITCH!!! STOP IT!!! STOP IT…(Money takes a swing at him, misses and bangs the table)

PP: HAHA! I told ya, Vince! You're gonna piss T Money off!

VJ: T Money…he's dragging Rage over to the steel stairs! The referee is still down, what the hell is he doing now?!

PP: He's gonna break his knee, Vince! Right here baby! Right here!

VJ: Don't tell me…T Money just set Rage's knee on those stairs!!! T Money…NO!!! Don't…OH!!!!! RAGE'S KNEE JUST SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE STEEL STAIRS!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD…RAGE'S KNEE MAY HAVE JUST BEEN SHATTERED TO PIECES!!!!

PP: HAHAHA! I heard a snap!!! I heard it!!!

VJ: Rage…Rage is screaming in pain!!! T Money standing over the Universal Champion…what a no good, rotten asshole!!!

PP: It's just a matter of time now, Johnson! It's just a matter of time!

VJ: Rage…we may hafta stop this thing!

PP: Yes!!! Stop the match, and hand the Title over to the new King of Wrestling!!! T Money!!!

VJ: T Money has Rage by the hair…Rage just tossed back into the ring. Referee Jonathan starting to come to on the outside…

T Money: THIS IS YOUR UNIVERSAL CHAMP?! HUH?! (Crowd boos in the background)

VJ: T Money mocking Rage. Mocking the Universal Champion! And damn it, he's got that knee again!

PP: Ladies and gentlemen! Set your VCRs!!! We're about to see it! We're about the see the crowning of a NEW Quadruple Crown Champion…YES!!!!!

VJ: FIGURE FOUR!!! THE FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK HAS BEEN LOCKED IN ON RAGE!!! RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!! RAGE IS SCEAMING BLOODY MURDER IN THERE!!!!

PP: (Singing) It's over, it's over! HAHA!

VJ: Referee Jonathan back into the ring, and look at him now!! Jonathan asking Rage does he give in!

PP: Look at that idiot! He's begging!!! He's begging!!!

VJ: Rage…I cannot believe…

PP: Johnson, I'm warning you about that!

VJ: About what?!

PP: It's obvious that your bad breath is affecting the lighting system we've got here! Now if you don't straighten up and breathe right…

VJ: You stupid…(sighs) nevermind! Forget it! Rage…Rage is fading in the ring! Rage slowly fading…

PP: He's out, Vince! He's out like a light!

VJ: Rage…he may have passed out from the pain! His shoulders are on the mat…1..2…NO!!!! Rage gets the shoulder up!!! And T Money increasing the pressure on the knee!!! Increasing the pressure on the figure four leglock!!! Rage is down again! 1…2…he gets the shoulder up again!!!

PP: Just give up, Rage!!! Do ya want a broken leg?! Give up?!

VJ: Rage will never quit! He won't quit for T Money! He won't quit for anybody! And Rage will not rest until he breaks this hold! And these fans will not rest until they see him do it!

PP: Vince, I demand that you tell these idiots to shut up!

VJ: This crowd is on its feet…Rage…Rage gonna try to reverse it!!! Rage trying to reverse the figure four…HE'S DOING IT, PETE!!! HE'S DOING IT!!!

PP: Damn it, no!!! Hold on T!!! Hold on!!!

VJ: T Money doing everything in his power to try and break Rage's leg!!!! Rage doing everything in his power to try and get out of this hold…RAGE…

PP: No!!! No!!!

VJ: RAGE…HE REVERSED IT!!!! THE PRESSURE IS ON THE KNEE OF T MONEY NOW!!! AND MONEY RIGHT INTO THE ROPES!!!

PP: HAHA! More of those brains I was telling ya about! What the…ref, make him break the hold!!! Make him break the hold, ref!!!

VJ: T Money's in the ropes, and Rage is refusing to break!!! Rage refusing to break the hold!!! And finally…finally referee Jonathan able to pull him off!

PP: Damn ass hell, Vince! What the hell was that?!

VJ: Rage trying to injure the knee of T Money now! And watch this! Rage back to his feet…T Money from behind…CLIP RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE!!!! Rage…just when you thought or a split second that he would be able to mount a comeback…

PP: The great T Money yanks the rug right out from under him! Face it, Vince! There's no way Rage is ever gonna beat T Money!!!

VJ: T Money with an elbow right to the knee of Rage!!! And again! Rage screaming in pain!

PP: Hey Vince! Look at his eyes! I think he's crying!!! Look!

VJ: He's not crying, but those tears of pain building up!!! Rage's face turning a bright red!!! God only knows what kinda damage has been done to the knee of Rage since the start of this match…oh and where's T Money going?!

PP: He's going to break some leg land!!! That's where he's going!! HAHA! Break some leg T!!! Break It good!!

VJ: What the hell is he doing?! T Money just grabbed that chair!

PP: hey wait a minute, T! Don't get yourself disqualified!

VJ: T Money entering the ring with that steel chair! Referee Jonathan…referee Jonathan trying to get that chair away from T Money…AND HE GOES DOWN ONCE AGAIN!!!!! Referee Jonathan down again, and T Money putting that chair on the knee of Rage!!!

PP: HAHA! This is the same way he broke it last month!!!

VJ: Rage's knee locked in that chair again, and T Money's going up!!!! T Money's going up to the top!!! Don't tell me! Don't!!

PP: yes!! Rage, kiss your knee and your title GOODBYE…NO!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!!! RAGE…RAGE JUST KICKED THAT CHAIR RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF T MONEY!!!!! T MONEY IS DOWN!!!! T MONEY IS DOWN AND HE MAY BE OUT, PETE!!!

PP: Referee!!! Wake up!!! Wake up, ref!!!

VJ: This crowd rallying behind Rage, and he's got that chair now!!! Rage…Rage trying to get back to his feet!!

PP: Ref..damn it, somebody help T Money!! He's hurt…and what is that idiot doing with that chair?!

VJ: Rage waiting for T Money to get back to his feet! Rage measuring T Money with that chair! And we're about to see some damn payback!!!

PP: T…look out, T!! Turn around!!

VJ: RAGE…OOOOHH MYYYY GOOOOD!!!!!!!!! RAGE JUST CAVED HIS SKULL IN WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!! RAGE WITH THE COVER…THE REFEREE IS WAY OUT OF POSITION…

PP: KICKOUT!!! KICKOUT!!!

VJ: 1…2…3!!!!! HE GOT HIM…

PP: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! IT WAS ONLY A 2!!!! T MONEY STILL LIVES!!!!

VJ: Huh?! How close was that?!

PP: Not close enough! You can't hold T Money down, Vince! You can't hold him down!!!

VJ: T Money is a bloody mess, and Rage may have opened that cut up even more, Pete! T Money…he's trying to get back to his feet! Blood pouring into the eyes! And rage is waiting for him! Rage…boot to the midsection! He's got T Money set up…AND HE SPIKES HIM WITH A PILEDRIVER!!!! This one is over!!! 1…2…NO SIR!!!!!! T Money barely got the shoulder up!!!

PP: (Breathing heavily) Yes! Yes!!! What courage on the part of T Money!!! What a man, Vince!

VJ: Why don't you propose to the guy, Pete?

PP: HAHA! This isn't Canada, Vince! Guys don't propose to guys in Pittsburgh!

VJ: Rage has T Money by the hair once again! Rage can barely stand on that knee…what's this…oh my…OH!!!! TORNADO BULLDOG!!!!! T Money just planted!!! Rage hooks the leg…1…2…T Money got the shoulder up once again!!!! What does Rage hafta do…

PP: He has to lose! Cuz NO ONE can defeat T Money! Not even me, and I'm from Pittsburgh!

VJ: Rage has T Money once again…pulling the Triple Crown Champ to his feet…AND NAILS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND JAB!!! And another!!

PP: Look at him! Rage knows he can't outwrestle T Money, so he's resorting to cheap street tactics and fisticuffs! What a worthless alcoholic!!!

VJ: Stop! Rage has Money backed into the ropes now…Irish whip…T Money with the reversal--OH!!!! He buries the knee into the midsection of Rage!!!! T Money off the ropes now! Is he going for another Money Kick…OH!!! Money Kick misses, and Rage has him hooked!

PP: No!

VJ: rage has T Money hooked from behind…HERE IT COMES!!! TOTAL ANNIHILA--OH NO!!! His knee gave out!!!!

PP: What?!

VJ: Rage's knee gave out on him in the middle of the move!!! Watch T Money now! T Money…HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON RAGE!!!!!

PP: IT'S OVER!!!!!!!

VJ: RAGE IS BEING CHOKED OUT!! MY GOD!! LOOK AT THE TORQUE ON THE NECK OF RAGE!!!! T MONEY IS TRYING TO RIP RAGE'S HEAD OFF!!!

PP: VINCE, WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!! RIGHT HERE!! RIGHT HERE!!!

VJ: Rage trying to fight it!!! Rage…hammering away with right hands to the top of the head of T money! Rage trying to find that cut…AND HE BROKE IT!!! RAGE BROKE THE HOLD!!! RAGE BROKE THE HOLD…T MONEY HAS IT LOCKED IN AGAIN, DAMN IT!!! T MONEY!!!! RAGE…

PP: He's got the legs locked!! That's it, Vince!!! That's it!!! He's done now!!!

VJ: T Money…Rage's knee gave out on him during Total Annihilation!!! The injury just not enough…not after the attack from last month…not after the attack from Staks earlier today!!! Not after the damn stairs to the knee! Rage just…Rage is still trying to fight it, Pete! Rage still trying to…

PP: Just give up, Rage!! There's no shame in quitting! Just put your hand on that mat and…HEY!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS! RAGE SHIFTING HIS WEIGHT…WE'VE GOT A PINNING COMBINATION HERE!!! 1…2… 3!!!! HE GOT--NO!!! T MONEY GOT HIS SHOULDER OFF THE CANVAS…AND NOW HE SHIFTS HIS WEIGHT ON RAGE!! T MONEY…

PP: HAHAHA! Look at that!!!

VJ: OH MY GOD! HE'S GONNA SNAP RAGE'S NECK!!! T Money…the Harlem Deathlock cinched in at this awkward angle…Rage's face is turning blue, Pete!! Rage…

PP: He's out, Vince! He's out!

VJ: no!!! he can't be! He can't…Rage must have some life in him somewhere! Somewhere…there must be some fight left! Rage won't give it up! He can't give it up…

PP: He won't hafta give it up! He's dead! The match is over!

VJ: The ref checks the arm…it drops once!!!! He's checking again…it drops again! Rage…Rage isn't moving, Pete! Rage isn't moving, and referee Jonathan checking the arm once more! The 3^rd and final time! C'mon Rage!! C'mon! Stay up! Stay up!! Stay…DAMN IT!!!!

PP: HAHA!

PP: HAHA!!!! HE DID IT, VINCE!! HE DID IT!!! It's party time! (Claps hands/sings) CE-LE-BRATE GOOD TIMES! C'MON!!!!

VJ: Rage never gave up, damn it! He never tapped! Just too much…

PP: Exactly! T Money is too much man for Rage to handle! And now T Money's got 1 belt…he's got 2 belts…he's got 3 belts…(laughs) Vince! T Money has 4…count em, 4 belts!!! Get down on your hands and knees and scrape the crust from his feet!

VJ: I can't believe it! I just…can't believe it! T Money…

PP: He's got the Midas touch! Everything he touches turns to gold, baby!!

VJ: You can't take away from Rage. Rage…perhaps if his knee was in better condition, he would've walked away with this thing…but T Money was just too much!

PP: Don't make excuses! He got his ass beat fair and square! No interference! That's what they wanted, that's what they got! And now T Money's sending that old bitch out to pasture!

VJ: Damn it, I've had just about enough…WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT’S STAKS!!! THAT'S STAKS, DAMN IT!!!!

PP: he's got a baseball bat!!! What the…OH NO!!!

VJ: STAKS!!! HE JUST HIT T MONEY!!!! STAKS JUST BLASTED T MONEY RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD…AWW C'MON!!!! NO!!! STAKS BEATING RAGE WITH THAT BAT!!! BEATING THE UNCONSCIOUS RAGE!!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING DAMN IT!!! THIS IS…SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA HERE!!! GET STAKS OFF OF RAGE!!!! SOMEBODY…

PP: It's Ice Cube again!!!

VJ: huh?! Ice Cube is back!! Ice Cube is back!! Ice Cube…CLOTHESLINE!! RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF STAKS, AND NOW LOOK AT THESE 2!!!! Staks and Ice Cube going at it!! We've got officials out here to try and break this thing up!!!

PP: Vince, these 2 idiots can kill each other for all I care! That don't change the fact that T Money has just made history!!! T Money…WHOA!!

VJ: Staks and Ice Cube fighting out here!!! Staks and Ice Cube…(Staks knocked into Vince) Ok! Get outta here! Damn it! Ice Cube and Staks…tearing into each other out here by us!!! Clothesline by Ice Cube just sent Staks right into the crowd!!!! Staks sent right out into the crowd! And Ice Cube is headed out there after him!!! Staks and Ice Cube! They might just brawl right out to the streets of Kentucky!

PP: Yeah! Make sure they watch out for cars! They get run over out there, next thing ya know some hick'll scrape em um and take em home for Christmas dinner.

VJ: Will you stop?! Firestorm is out here now! Firestorm…he was influential in bringing Rage to the NFWA last fall. He's out here checking on the now former Universal Champion.

PP: Look at Rage! "WAAAAAAA!!! I LOST MY TITLE!!!! WAAAAA!!!!"

VJ: Stop it!

PP: Make me, asslick!

VJ: (Through clinched teeth) Pete…I've…what's this? T Money back to his feet in there…he just shoved Firestorm!

PP: HAHA!

VJ: T Money…I think he's taking offense to Firestorm helping Rage in the ring.

PP: Of course he is! I mean…this is nothing but disrespect, Johnson! Blatant disrespect to our QUADRUPLE Crowd Champion! Blatant disrepect!

VJ: Firestorm not the one to be messed with. Firestorm right back up in T Money's face, and now these 2 might go at it!

PP: Hit him, T!!! hit him!!!

VJ: Now what?! Not this again…Pete, what the hell is going on here?!

PP: I dunno, but with all these flashing lights out here, I feel like I'm about to have a seizure!

VJ: What in the world?!

PP: Wait a minute, Vince?! They're not about to atta…

VJ: Wait…T Money is smiling! Hell Lord Reaver…The Extremist…OH MY GOD!!! BLACK BLOOD!!!!

PP: What?!?!

VJ: BLACK BLOOD IS BACK!!! BLACK BLOOD IS BACK!!!! And they're surrounding Rage and Firestorm!!!

PP: HAHA! See Firestorm! Ya coulda left well enough alone! You coulda stayed in the back…

VJ: Black Blood…c'mon!! rage has had enough for one night! He's in no shape to defend himself…and look at Firestorm! Firestorm standing in front of Rage! Trying to get this renegade group out of the ring…OH MY GOD NO!!!! NO!!! NO!!!! BIG TIME ON RAGE!!!!!!!!

PP:WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: FIRESTORM WITH THE BIG TIME ON RAGE!!!! AND BLACK BLOOD IS ATTACKING RAGE!!!!! BLACK BLOOD!! BLACK BLOOD DAMN IT!!!! DAMN IT!!! WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!

PP: This is beautiful Vince!!! Can you believe this?!

VJ: Reaver! The Extremist! 8 Ball! T Money and Firestorm watching on!! They are all over Rage!!! Rage being taken apart! Piece by piece!!! T Money's got Rage's leg again!!! Don't do that, damn it!!! Don't do that…NO!! FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK ONCE AGAIN!!!!!

PP: HAHA!!! Can you believe this Johnson?!

VJ: hell no!!!! T Money trying to break the knee of Rage…OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S KV!!!! SCARLET KV IS HERE!!!!!

PP: Oh boy, Vince! What a surprise! The Master of the hand blade is back!!!

VJ: Scarlet KV is back!! He is back in the NFWA!! Black Blood is here! And what the hell is going on?! Firestorm and KV going eye to eye! Firstorm and Scarlet KV…THEY'RE SHAKING HANDS!!! MY GOD, DON'T TELL ME FIRESTORM HAS JOINED BLACK BLOOD!!!

PP: Hey, Rage is gonna be joining the intensive care unit at the hospital in a minute!!! Look at this!!!

VJ: We've got officials out here trying to get T Money off of Rage!!! T Money…trying to snap Rage's leg like a twig!!! And what's KV doing?! Scarlet KV with that hand blade…he's hovering over Rage with that hand blade…what's he…oh no! Don't!!! Don't…OH MY GOD!!!!!! NO!!!!

PP: Vince…is this not the greatest night in the history of our sport, or what?!

VJ: this may be the most sickening moment I've seen in all my years! KV, carving that "B" into the chest of Rage! Apparently trying to carve the Black Blood initials into the chest!!! I am not believing what I'm seeing! Scarlet KV is back!!! Firestorm has joined Black Blood…and T Money…T Money is the new Universal Champion!!! My God!!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…this is a travesty. Rage…battered…bruised…

PP: Sliced, diced, coleslawed, and fricasseed!!! This is the greatest…I hope you all set your VCRs! I hope you have this on tape! Because this is the last time you will ever see the One Man Riot in the NFWA!! Rage is Dead!!! The One Man Riot is Dead, and I love it!

VJ: Folks…we're gonna get this situation sorted out, but right now, let's take you back to last year's Overkill. The Hardcore Rumble! Let's show you the controversial ending!

VJ: They have shot the Professional with tranquilizer guns and now they’re carrying him away from ringside! That’s a 1st!! Anarchy is trying to get back to his feet…Lightning tossed him over the top!!! Lightning wins!!!!!!

DD: I didn’t hear a bell!!!

VJ: Lightning just tossed Anarchy over the top rope and to the floor, so Lightning will be going on to Apocalyse no…Anarchy just ran back into the ring and attacked Lightning from behind….DOOMSDAY DROP!!!!!!! Anarchy tosses Lightning over the top rope!!!

DD: HAHAHAHA!!!!

VJ: No! Anarchy was eliminated by Lightning!

DD: 1 foot touched!

VJ: Both feet touched!!!!!!! He was standing right in front of us!!!

DD: Everybody knows you lazy eyed baboons up in Canada can’t see if your lives depended on it! Shut your damn mouth and praise the winner of the Royal Rumble!!!

VJ: Anarchy has actually stolen this one from Lightning…Tina is out here now and he’s talking to the referee about something. She’s telling the ref that Anarchy was already eliminated!!!

DD: She’s a damn liar!!!!!! I curse that lying witch!

VJ: Tina is trying to tell the ref what really happened…OH!!! Anarchy just hit Tina in the back of the head with a wrench! What kind of man is he?! Doomsday Device on Tina!!!!!

DD: Well that settles it, Anarchy is the winner…

(Footage appears on the Panthertron of Anarchy being eliminated by Lightning)

DD: No!!! That’s not true!!!

VJ: We have video taped proof! Anarchy was already eliminated by Lightning!!!

DD: That’s not true! That wasn’t Anarchy…that was a stunt double!!!

VJ: Will you stop!!!

DD: Bullsh*t!!!!!!!!

VJ: Finally a fair ruling here tonight!!! Anarchy is pissed off! He’s headed back to the ring and he’s arguing with the referees…Lightning has Anarchy by the head…Anarchy nails Lightning in the throat with a right hand!!! Anarchy slides into the ring…that’s Scarlet KV…clothesline to the back of the head of Anarchy!!!!!! Lightning grabs him by the head…Anarchy is gone!!!!!!!!!

DD: What the f*ck is going on here?!

VJ: Lightning got the win!

DD: Who does this Scarlet KV think that he is?! Anarchy just got robbed!!!!!

VJ: Yeah, well why don’t you demand a recount!!!

PP: HAHA! Vince I told ya! Rage is gone! This is the last time we'll ever see Rage on NFWA TV again! Get your cameras! Get your VCRs! Cuz it's over! He's done! DEAD! Forget you ever knew him, Johnson! Damn it…he's deader than that rat on the top of your head, Johnson!

VJ: leave my rat…I mean toupee alone! Damn it! Rage…I sure hope he'll be ok…and all I've gotta say is that Black Blood has hell to pay!!!!

PP: Yeah Johnson! You say every man for himself, but this match isn't made up of all men! Alyssa's in there too!

VJ: And so is Diamond!

PP: Diamond?! She doesn't count. She's a disgrace to Women everywhere!

VJ: You'd better watch it or you're gonna have the same thing happen to you that happened to Dave! Ladies and gentlemen, the Rocker is in the ring and right now we're about to find out just who it was the drew #2!!!

PP: No!

VJ: That's Deadly Candy's music!

PP: Vince…no! It can't be!

VJ: Oh my goodness it is!!! Can you believe this, ladies and gentlemen?! The Rocker has drawn #1, and his girlfriend Deadly Candy has drawn #2!!!

PP: This isn't fair, Vince! How the…wha…Rocker can't fight his girlfriend! This is crazy!!!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders headed into the ring, and look at that look on the Rocker's face! He doesn't know what to do!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…what a way to kick this Hardcore Rumble off…

PP: This has gotta be a fix!!! Gotta be a fix, Vince!!!

VJ: The Rocker and Alyssa Sanders squaring off…and look at The Rocker! He doesn't know what to do!

PP: I know what I'd do!

VJ: I think everyone in America can guess what you'd do, you lowlife pervert! Alyssa and The Rocker…what's this? Alyssa…Alyssa asking for a kiss? Rocker…Rocker a little cautious…

PP: What's he being cautious for? She doesn't have rabies…does she? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Actually I think that rabies is a very attractive trait in a wom…

VJ: OH WILL YOU SHUT UP!!! The Rocker…The Rocker's gonna give Alyssa a kiss! This is something I don't think I've ever see--OH MY!!!

PP: What in the World?!?!

VJ: Low blow!!! Deadly Candy with the low blow on The Rocker!!! She's got him by the tights…

PP: Vince, can you believe this?!?! OH!!

VJ: Alyssa with a handful of tights sends The Rocker out to the floor! The Rocker went through the ropes, not over the top, so he's still in there!

PP: I can't believe she did that, Vince! That's her boyfriend!

PP: Oh my God, he's molesting Alyssa!!

VJ: Deadly Candy just shoved right on her back, and watch Jericho!!! Jericho going for the Walls of Jericho on the 100-lb. Former Women's Champion!!

PP: Unhand her you filthy brute!!! You fiend! You cad!! You…AH HAHAHAHA!!!!

VJ: The Rocker from behind! The Rocker from behind…ROCKER DROPPER ON JERICHO!!!!

PP: HAHAHA!!! Don't you EVER put your hands on Deadly Candy and get away with it…OH LOOOK AT THIS!!!

VJ: Jericho is gone!!!! Justin Jericho is gone, thanks to The Rocker! And once again, we're doing to The Rocker and Alyssa Sanders!

PP: Last year, remember #1 and #2 went all the way from the beginning to the end. Rocker and Alyssa keep this up, we might see that again!

VJ: Rocker and Alyssa…if it comes down to those 2 being in the ring together, what's gonna happen then? Do you think the Rocker will try to eliminate Deadly Candy?!

PP: You saw him earlier, Vince! Steve is on a roll!

VJ: Steve Carter hits the ring, and look at this now! Carter and The Rocker! Carter and the Rocker going back and forth…

PP: C'mon Steve! Use the power of the pants! The Power of the…

VJ: OH!!!! DEADLY CANDY WITH A KICK STRAIGHT SOUTH ON THE SLICK ONE!!! Steve Carter is down! Steve Carter is hurt…AND STEVE CARTER IS GONE!!! THE ROCKER SENT HIM FLYING UP AND OVE…

PP: No, no! He held on!!!

VJ: huh?! So he did! Steve Carter clinging to the ropes like an octopus! And Rocker catches him with a boot to the midsection! And there's one from Alyssa!!!! The Rocker and Alyssa…they're mugging Steve Carter!!! They're trying to get Carter off the ring apron…

PP: They're trying to ruin his pants, Vince! Do you know how much those pants are worth?!

VJ: Do I care?! No!!! This ain't the fashion Channel! This is the Hardcore Rumble, and right now "Slick" Steve Carter is hanging on by a thread…

PP: Staks!!

VJ: Staks is back! Staks is back…and he's got toys!!!! Staks into the ring with that trashcan…OH!!!! Hard shot!!! Right to the head of the Rocker!!

PP: This is hardcore, Vince! Remember?! Anything goes…HEY!!!! Anything except that! What the hell is wrong with that idiot?!

VJ: Staks just nailed Alyssa with that trashcan!!! It's every man and woman for themselves…

PP: He cannot do that to Alyssa Sanders, Johnson! Damn his soul!!

VJ: What's this now? Staks helping Steve Carter back into the ring. Carter was on the brink of elimination, and now…don't tell me Staks is gonna try and form an Alliance with…OH!!!! HE JUST TOOK CARTER'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT SHOT!!! Staks…Staks has laid out everyone in the ring! And now he's got a baseball bat!!! Staks has a baseball bat…AND LOOK AT HIM!!! STAKS WEARING OUT CARTER!!!! STAKS WEARING OUT STEVE CARTER…

PP: OH MY GOD, IT'S ICE CUBE!!!

VJ: What in the…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! FROZEN LAMB LEG RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF STAKS!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! Ice Cube is back from the crowd, and he and Staks picking right up where they left off!!!! Staks and Ice Cube!! Staks and Ice Cube!!! Staks and Ice Cube…

PP: Vince, this is crazy!!! Oh…DAMN!!!

VJ: Both Staks and Ice Cube through the ropes and to the outside!!!! Ice Cube…he's scheduled to join the rumble a little later on…

PP: He's lost his damn mind, Vince! What the hell is that?!

VJ: is that…he just grabbed a blow torch from underneath the ring!!!! Ice Cube going after Staks with a blow torch!!!

PP: Somebody stop this idiot!!! Stop him!!!

PP: All hail the mighty Bruiser!!!!

VJ: Nick Bruiser, the twin brother of Rick…

PP: Can you imagine what it will be like next month with Rick Bruiser as the World Champ, defending against his own brother?! That'll be great!

VJ: First off, Bruiser has to go through Havok tonight, which I doubt he will do! Secondly…STAKS JUST TOOK BRUISER'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE!!!!

PP: What?!

VJ: Staks!!! Staks trying to get away from Ice Cube and that Blow torch, and he ran right through Bruiser!!!

PP: Ya know what, Vince…Staks was doing so well tonight! He attacked Rage, he attacked Cube, but now that idiot is being a skankhole, and I don't like it one…NO!!!

VJ: Ice Cube with the tank of that blow torch just bashed Bruiser right in the head!!!! Nick Bruiser has been laid out in the aisle! Meanwhile, "Slick" Steve Carter is choking the hell outta the Rocker!! Alyssa Sanders still down after that shot from Staks. Give credit to her for even being in this thing as long as she has!

PP: You sexist swine!

VJ: What?! I gave her credit!

PP: Look, Vince. Anything men can do, women can do just as good. I mean…just last night me and Baltimore Becky were…

VJ: OH!!!! Steve Carter with a road sign just nailed The Rocker right in the head!

PP: Yeah. Cute! So like I was saying, me and beck…

VJ: OH!!! Once again, he nailed the Rocker…The Rocker has been busted open!

PP: Damn it, Johnson, you interrupt me one for time and…

VJ: OH!!! RIGHT INTO THE STERNUM!!! The Rocker is being absolutely taken apart in there!

PP: Ah, screw you!

PP: Now wait just a minute, Johnson! Isn't it a law somewhere that says you gotta let your guy come into the ring before ya beat on him?!

VJ: not that I know of, and if there is, kaos doesn't give a damn!! Oh!!! Nick bruiser hard into the guardrail!!! Irish whip…OH!! Bruiser hits off the steel stairs!! And now look at Kaos! Kaos hammering away! Stomping away at Nick Bruiser on the outside! Getting a little bit of revenge from that elimination Tag Match from earlier on!!!!

PP: Damn it, Vince! Kaos has gotta be DQ'd!!!

VJ: Bruiser tossed into the ring for the 1^st time in this match…AND HE CATCHES A HARD SHOT FROM STEVE CARTER!!! And there's one from Kaos…DEADLY CANDY GETTING ONE IN THERE!

PP: HA! That's my girl…OOOH!

VJ: And Kaos spikes him with a DDT!! And look at him going to work on Bruiser!!! Kaos…peppering the former Tag Champion with rapid-fire right hands right to the jaw--OH MY GOD, WHAT A SHOT!!!!! THE ROCKER…THE ROCKED OUT OF NOWHERE JUST SMASHED THAT GUITAR OVER THE HEAD OF STEVE CARTER!!!! CARTER MAY BE OUT COLD, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!

PP: No!!!

VJ: Lightning…the man who went all the way last year! The man who went on to Apocalypse Now to win the World Heavyweight Title! Can he repeat in 2001?!

PP: I got $599 that says he won't!

VJ: Lightning hits the ring now…CLOTHESLINE FLOORS NICK BRUISER!!!!! And there's one for Kaos!!! Rocker charges in…AND CATCHES AN ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!!

PP: They're all gunning for Lightning, Vince!

VJ: Lightning is definitely a marked man!! And he's having to fight off almost everyone in that ring!!! Irish whip sends Bruiser into the ropes…Lightning misses with the clothesline…DOES NOT MISS WITH THE THESZ!!! LIGHTNING…FIST AND FIRE RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF BRUISER!!! LIGHTNING IS ABSOLUTELY ROCKING NICK BRUISER'S WORLD…OH!!!! KAOS WITH THAT ROAD SIGN!!! KAOS…

PP: HAHAHAHA!!!! Feel the Bolt, huh?!?!

VJ: Kaos just dented Lightning's dome with that damn sign!!! Lightning went down like he's been shot!

PP: I wonder how that felt, Vince!?

VJ: I'll tell ya how it felt! It hurt like hell! Lightning is down!!! And Kaos…Kaos is putting the boots to him!!! And look on the other side of the ring!!! The Rocker has Steve Carter up!!

PP: oh no!! Hold on, Steve! Hold on!!!

VJ: "Slick" Steve Carter…The Rocker is trying to dump Steve Carter up and over the top…

PP: HA! Well…so much for that loser, huh?

VJ: I thought you liked Rocker?

PP: Well you thought wrong. Get him the f*ck outta our house, Vince! He's done!

VJ: Rocker has been eliminated by The Player, and look at The Player now!!! The Player picking right up where Rocker left off! Working to get Steve Carter out of there…OH!!!!! DEADLY CANDY WITH THE COUGH DROP!!!! THE COUGH DROP ON THE PLAYER!!!!!

PP: Are you kidding me?!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders…she has just opened up on the Player! Right hands..slaps..kicks…

PP: HAHA! Look at her go, Vince!

VJ: Deadly Candy has snapped in there! She just grabbed a baking sheet…AND THERE'S A HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE PLAYER!!

PP: HAHA! Don't mess with her man, Vince! Don't mess with…WHAT THE??!

VJ: OH!!! She just wacked Steve Carter with that baking sheet, and he goes flying to the floor!!!

PP: he's eliminated?!

VJ: I thin…I think the referees are saying Carter got back into the ring. He wasn't thrown over to the top, so he's not eliminated!

PP: Alyssa just went crazy in there! Look at Lightning!!

VJ: Kaos has Lightning up on the other side of the ring! Lightning hanging on…

PP: He's going out, Vince! He's going…WHAT THE…NICK!

VJ: Nick Bruiser just nailed Kaos…and now he's trying to eliminate Lightning on his own!!! Nick Bruiser trying to…Kaos blasts Nick with a right hand!!! And catches one of his own!!! Kaos and Nick Bruiser! Kaos and Bruiser…these 2 men are fighting over the right to eliminate Lightning…

PP: Why don't they just work to…what in the worl…

VJ: LIGHTNING…DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!!! BRUISER AND KAOS ARE GONE!!!!! NICK BRUISER AND KAOS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!

PP: BULLSH*T!!!

VJ: Lightning…the roof almost blew off the arena after that one…OH!!!! Alyssa just dropkicked that chair right into the face of Carter!

PP: She's still going, Vince! She's like that Energizer Bunny! She keeps going and going and going and going and going…HAHA!

VJ: The Player back to his feet…he walks right into a right hand from Lightning!!! And retaliates with one of his own!!! Player…Irish whip…Lightning with the reversal sends The Player into the ropes…Lightning misses with a clothesline…Player off the other si--OH!!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!! Lightning and The Player…they nailed each other, and now both men are down!!!

PP: Ya know something, Vince, next year they gotta let me enter this thing!

VJ: Riiight.

PP: C'mon Vince. You know I'd be great in there! Nobody could touch me!

VJ: Well Lightning and The Player are down, as is Slick Carter…where the hell is Alyssa going?!

PP: HAHA! She's still going and going and going, Vince! She can't be stopped!

VJ: She may be going for the Sweet Sensation…

VJ: It's Diamond! Diamond! The Women's Champion on her way out to ringsi…

PP: Oh my God, Vince! Look at Alyssa! Look at Alyssa!

VJ: Alyssa fell from the top...she's got her leg caught in the top rope, and look at that look in her eyes! Look at the look on Diamond's face…

PP: Oh my God, Alyssa! Get away!! Get away!!

VJ: Alyssa just broke free…AND DIAMOND JUST BLASTED HER WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE!!! Diamond…Diamond!!! Right hands! Forearms right to the face of Alyssa!!

PP: not her face! Not her!! No!!! OH MY GOD!!

VJ: Diamond with 2 handfuls of hair just launched Alyssa across the ring!!! Deadly Candy getting her clock cleaned in there…and watch Diamond!

PP: C'mon Alyssa! C'mon!!!!

VJ: DIAMOND ELBOW!!! DIAMOND ELBOW…RIGHT ON THE JAW!!!!! ALYSSA SANDERS IS BEING OWNED BY THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION! AND DIAMOND HAS HER BY THE HAIR!!!

PP: C'mon Alyssa! Damn it…no!!! NO!!!

VJ: DIAMOND LAUNCHES HER OVER THE TOP!!!!! DEADLY CANDY HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!!

PP: NOOOOO!!!!!

VJ: This crowd is on its feet! Diamond is a house of fire…OH!!! LIGHTNING WITH A CLOTHESLINE, AND DIAMOND IS GONE!!!!! DIAMOND HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!

PP: HAHAHA! About time ol Bolt brain did something right!

PP: What the hell?!

VJ: there you see Ice Cube, ladies and gentlemen! Ice Cub with that blow torch…

PP: Damn it, somebody call the white coats!! Throw this idiot in a home or something! He's lost his ever loving mind!

VJ: Ice Cube…I think he's looking for Staks…OH NO!!!! Staks from behind!!

PP: HAHAHAHA!

VJ: Staks from behind…Staks doing a number on Ice Cube backstage!!! Both these men are in the rumble, but right now they're trying to kill each other!!! Staks…Staks has that damn blow torch now!!

PP: Uh oh, Vince!! Uh oh!

VJ: Wait..he wouldn't! Staks…Staks lighting that blow torch!!! Staks…don't tell me he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do…

PP: yes, Vince! Staks is fixing to Melt The Ice!!! HAHAHA! A HAHAHA!!

VJ: Staks…NO! No…don't do…OH MY!!!!! ICE CUBE WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE GROIN!! STAKS GOES DOWN!!! My goodness! Ice Cube…Staks was gonna burn him with that damn blow torch!

PP: What the hell was that thing doing under the ring anyway?!

VJ: Ice Cube has Staks now…oh my! Oh my God, no! No!!! OH!!!!!! HE JUST TOSSED STAKS DOWN THAT FLIGHT OF STAIRS!!!! STAKS…

PP: Oh my goodness! Vince…HE'S FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP!!!!!!

VJ: T Money…the new Universal Champion out to the ring! And he's wasting no time! T Money going right after Lightning!!!

PP: HA! Talking about feel the bolt! Feel this!

VJ: T Money with a hard right hand sends Lightning back to the buckle! And take a look at this now!!! T Money….T Money stomping the hell outta Lightning in the buckle! But watch the Player!! Player from behind with a backslide on T Money!!! Player…

PP: What kinda idiot goes for a pin in the middle of the match?! OH!!!

VJ: T Money back to his feet and he got nailed with a dropkick right to the face!!! STEVE CARTER!!!! STEVE CARTER JUST NAILED THE PLAYER RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!!! Carter has just layed out The Player…AND LIGHTNING JUST DRILLED CARTER WITH A SPEAR!!!! Ladies and gentlemen…what a night this has been here in Louisville!!! In just a few seconds, we're gonna be joined by the final participan in this match up!!! Who is it, Pete?! Who is the final man in the Rumble?!

PP: Don't you know nothing?! It's…

VJ: Ice Cube! The NFWA I-C Champion! Fresh off from that brawl in the locker room with Staks!!

PP: And he's got that damn blow torch again!

VJ: Damn it! Will somebody get that thing away from him!!! Somebody get rid of the damn torch!!! T Money misses with a baseball slide…ICE CUBE JUST CRACKED HIM UPSIDE THE HEAD WITH THAT TANK!!!!!

PP: C'mon!!! He cannot do that…Vince, our Champion is being assaulted on the floor!

VJ: Ice Cube getting a bit of payback for his Tag Team Partner Rage!!! T Money just flung into the ring stairs!!! T Money is down! Ice Cube into the ring…oh my!!!

PP: uh oh! Look at this, Johnson!

VJ: Lightning and Ice Cube!!! Lightning and Ice Cube going face to face. Nose to nose! Eye to eye…everyone else in the ring is down!!! We've got Lightning and Cube! 1 on 1!!!!

PP: Oh Vince!!! Can you feel this?!

VJ: hell yeah I can feel it! These fans can feel it! This building is shaking! Ice Cube and Lightning…talking trash!!! Lightning…OH!!!! He just slapped Ice Cube across the face!!! Ice Cube just slapped…THERE THEY GO!!!!!! ICE CUBE AND LIGHTNING!!! ICE CUBE AND LIGHTNING GOING AT IT!!! TOOTH AND NAIL!!! THIS CROWD IS ELECTRIC!!!

PP: Ice Cube's winning!

VJ: Ice Cube…Irish whip sends Lightning into the ropes…Cube misses the clothesline…he misses another one! Lightning off the other…

PP: WHOA!!!

VJ: Oh man!!! Ice Cube went for the Ice Breaker, but Lightning held on!! Lightning held on to the ropes…

PP: He woulda hit that move, Lightning's head would be somewhere in Nevada by now!! Wait…

VJ: Oh!!! Ice Cube charges in, but Lightning ducks the clothesline!!! Lightning…OH!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!! LIGHTNING…

PP; CUBE BLOCKED IT!!

VJ: Wha…Ice Cube holding onto that top rope! Ice Cube able to block the Lightning Bolt…LETHAL INJECTION!!!!!

PP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube just drove Lightning into the canvas, and the Lethal Injection is locked on!!! Lightning is screaming like there's no tomorrow!! OH!!! T MONEY FROM BEHIND!!!

PP: HEY!!

VJ: T MONEY JUST NAILED ICE CUBE IN THE BACK WITH THAT BLOW TORCH!! The hold is broken, and Ice Cube is down!! Lightning is down as well!

PP: And T Money, the Universal Champion is standing tall! Watch this Johnson!

VJ: T Money has Ice Cube! Cube is out of it after that shot…AND T MONEY LAUNCHES HIM OVER THE TOP!!!! Ice Cube is gone! Ice Cube is gone…LIGHTNING BOLT ON T MONEY!!!

PP: NO!!!

VJ: Lightning Bolt!!! T Money has been drilled!!!! And this crowd is going crazy!!!

PP: What a backfighter, Vince! Only way that idiot Lightning can fight is by attacking somebody from behind!!! When will he learn to fight fair?!

VJ: What the hell are you talking about?! Oh! The Player and Steve Carter slugging it out on the other side of the ring…hey wait just a minute!

PP: What's that?!

VJ: that's…that's Psycho!!! Psycho, Sonykk and Adam C. Edwards!!! The GNL is on its way out here!!!

PP: Alright now! Can we get some security out here?!

VJ: The GNL is out here! Lightning has T Money now! Lightning may be getting set to send T Money right out of the match--SONYKK!!! Sonykk has Lightning by the ankle!!! Sonykk trying to pull Lightning to the outside…

PP: What the hell are these idiots doing?!

VJ: Sonykk…this could be payback from Lightning turning his back on the GNL on Gear…Lightning with a boot to the face of Sonykk! Sonykk…

PP: He caught him right in the mush, Johnson! Hey wait…OH!!!

VJ: ANOTHER LIGHTNING BOLT ON T MONEY!!! Another Lightning Bolt!!!!! T Money is down…we've got officials trying to get these GNL guys outta he-HEY!!! SUPERKICK BY CARTER!!! HE JUST NAILED LIGHTNING WITH A SUPERKICK!!! LIGHTNING IS GONE!!!! LIGHTNING IS GONE, DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!

PP: HAHAHA!!! No repeat this year, Vinnie!!!

VJ: Son of a bitch, I can't believe it!!! "Slick" Steve Carter…the damn GNL…Lightning has just been screwed out of the Hardcore Rumble!!! And damn it, look at the GNL! Sonykk, Psycho and Edwards all walking back to the locker room! The sons of bitches had no right being out here in the 1^st place!

PP: Excuses! Excuses! But Vince, you can say whatever ya want, but you can't deny it when I say it wasn't the GNL that eliminated Lightning…IT WAS THE POWER OF THE PANTS!!! "Slick" Steve, baby!

VJ: He used the distraction…

PP: And he beat Lightning's ass! He's my new hero, Vince!!!!

VJ: Now we're down to the final 3 men in the rumble! Steve Carter, The Player and T Money! And what an opportunity for these 2 newcomers, The Player and Steve Carter! Wait a minute. Carter and The Player having words here…

PP: Yeah…hey! Wait a second…they're not thinking about ganging up on T Money, are they?!

VJ: T Money…he just got his jelly chilled by 2 Lightning Bolts! Lightning is headed back to the locker room to whoop some GNL ass, and now…Player and Carter are shaking hands!! They're shaking hands, Pete! We've got an alliance here!!! And they're going to work on T Money in the corner!!

PP: No fair! This is supposed to be every man for himself!!!

VJ: Well T Money getting mugged in the corner!! He's resembling one of the Christians being throw to the lions!

PP: Oh I bet you'd love that, you pagan ass heretic!

VJ: Excuse me?

PP: Kiss my ass, skanky!

VJ: You're an idiot! And T Money is as good as gone!!! Carter and The Player have him up!! T Money about to be tossed out!! T Money…T Money holding on for dear life…

PP: C'mon T!! hold on to the ropes! Hold on!!! OH MY GOD NO!!

VJ: T Money just fell over the top…he's hanging on by a thread!! And look at Player and Carter! Like rabid dogs going after a piece of meat!!

PP: Damn it, somebody throw their asses in a kennel or something! They cannot do this to…

VJ: Wait! Carter just shoved Player away…why he did that, I don't know!

PP: Well have you smelled Player's breath lately?!

VJ: Player taking exception to that shove…and he shoves Carter!!!! Steve Carter and The Player!!! These 2 men about to go!!!

PP: Hit him, Steve! Hit him!! What the…

VJ: OH MY!!! CARTER'S GONE!!!!!!! CARTER!!!

PP: NO!!!

VJ: The Player shoved Steve Carter into the ropes…T Money was trying to get back into the ring, and Carter went right over the top!!! T Money…I don't even think he knows where he is right now, but he's 1 of the final 2 men in the Hardcore Rumble!!!

PP: Aww shucks, Vince! This is great!

VJ: One of these men! T Money or the Player will go onto Apocalypse Now to face the World Champion, and what a win this would be for The Player! A newcomer to the fed…

PP: Ain't happening. Shut your mouth…hey!!

VJ: Player has T money now! T Money's out on the ring apron…and it looks like he's about to come in the hard way! OH MY!!! TEXTBOOK VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!! T Money is hurt and hurt badly!!!

PP: Damn it, T!! You cannot lose this match to a rookie!

VJ: oh! He's no rookie! The Player is an amazing athlete, and we're about to see that right now! Player up to the top!!!

PP: Oh no! Move, T! Move!!

VJ: The Player…HEY WAIT!! THAT'S STAKS!!! STAKS FROM THE LOCKER ROOM…

PP: What the hell…OH!!!!

VJ: Oh my God!!! Barbwire 2x4 to the back of The Player!!! Player went down like a ton of bricks, and watch Staks!!! Staks into the ring…

PP: I thought he was eliminated…OOOH!

VJ: Hard shot to the head of T Money!!!! Staks…I'm being told that Staks is still in this thing!!! Staks was not eliminated!!!!

PP: Horse piss! I saw him get thrown out of the ring!

VJ: It was through the ropes! Staks still in it! And he's got T Money! Staks has T Money by the hair…Thug Plex coming up…OH!!! The Player with a high knee to the back of Staks!!!!! Staks is reeling…T Money with a back drop, and out goes Staks!!!! We're down to the final 2…

PP: Look out T!!

VJ: Oh…PLAYER misses with the Enziguri!!!! T Money has his legs now…what's this…sling shot!!! The Player just slingshot into the ropes…and he's gone!!!! The Player…

PP: no! he held on!!!

VJ: Huh?! The Player…T Money thought he had him!!! Player holding on to that top rope!!! Holding on by the skin of his teeth! Money has him by the hair now!

PP: HAHA! It's all over now!!!! Vince, can you say FIVE titles for T Money?!

VJ: T Money has The Player by the…WAIT A MINUTE!!! HEADSCISSORS BY THE PLAYER!!! THE PLAYER…T MONEY OVER THE TOP!!! T MONEY IS GONE!!!

PP: What the piss?!?!?! What the piss, Vince!?

VJ: The Player has done it!!! The Player has shocked the world…

PP: GET HIM, T!!!!

VJ: Oh wait a second! T Money back into the ring, and he's going after the Player! T Money…c'mon!!! the man won fair and square…

PP: Fair and square my ass! It was a fluke and you know it!!

VJ: The Playe being hammered away upon in there…but look at him fire back!!! The Player with right hands! And a boot to the midsection! The Player off the ropes…OH! Modified Pedigree on T Money…AND DAMN IT! BLACK BLOOD IS BACK!!!!! Black Blood is right back out here! And they're doing a number on The Player!!! C'mon!!!!

PP: Get him!!! Get that little idiot…yes! Yes!!!

VJ: Reaver…THE BLOOD SHATTER ON THE PLAYER!!!! The Player has just been drilled by Hell Lord Reaver! And now look at the Extremist! The Extremist has The Player now! The Extremist…EXTREMELINER ON THE PLAYER!!!!! The winner of the Overkill Lottery is being taken apart, Pete! He's being absolutely taken apart! And look at that snake T Money!!! hArlem Deathlock on The Player!!!! T Money choking out the Player!!! We've got officials out here to break this thing up! Damn it this is uncalled for!!!

PP: Face it Vince!!! The Player is getting his ass beat like he stole something, cuz he stole the Overkill Rumble from T Money!

VJ: he did not! He won it fair and sqaure!

PP: Vince, you and I know T Money had this thing won if not for this cheating…

VJ: Scarlet KV is back out here! The Player isn't moving one bit! Scarlet KV is back out here…and he's got that hand blade again! KV…don't tell me he's thinking about slicing The Player with that damn blade!!!

PP: Yeah! These ladies like that pretty face of his, let's see how much they like it when it's sitting in their laps!

VJ: oh don't do this, Scarlet!! Black Blood has done enough for one night! They've already taken out Rage!!! Officials are begging with KV not to do this…HEY!! It's Sabrina Wilson!!!

PP: Aww…would ya look at that?!

VJ: Sabrina out here…she's trying to stop this carnage! She's pleading with Scarlet KV! Pleading with Black Blood to leave the Player alone! This is not right, Pete, and you know it! KV…

PP: Sabrina, I'd get outta there if I were you!

VJ: She's thrown herself on top of The Player! Trying to stop any further damage from being done…what the hell is T Money doing?! T Money…he just grabbed Sabrina! Get your hands off of her!

PP: Hey! He's just trying to get her out of there! The ring is no place for a woman Vince!

VJ: T Money…AWW HELL NO!!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON SABRINA!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON SABRINA!!!! SON OF A BITCH, NO!!!! NO!!!!!! Damn it…

VJ: Damn Black Blood!!! Damn them to hell!!!

PP: Hey, Player got what he deserved! Now he sees how things work around here.

VJ: Damn it, ya don't beat the hell outta someone for winning a match! You don't attack a woman because you lost! You don't try to take a man's livelihood away from him!!! Black Blood…Black Blood is sick!!!! I can't believe those pieces of trash…especially that rat's ass T Money!!!! Folks, the Player has won the Rumble…(sighs) The World Title match is up next!!!! We're gonna try and get this situation sorted out in the ring, but right now, let's show you some of the events leading up to Havok Vs Bruiser pt. II!

PP: The REAL World's Champion, Vince! Rick Bruiser!

VJ: Bruiser…he claims that the loss at DoA was a fluke!

PP: And it was! It's like my cousin Dave says, Havok can't even lace is own boots. How can he lace Bruiser's?

VJ: What do boots have to do with anything?

PP: Well mine is gonna be up your ass is you sass me one more time.

VJ: Whatever…what's this? Bruiser out here by us now..

PP: He's been badmouthing ya all night long, Rick!

VJ: I have not!

PP: He said your mother wears thermal underwear! Brown ones!

VJ: I…will you shut up?! Bruiser over by the timekeepers table. What in the…Bruiser has the ring bell!

PP: And remember what Panther said! Havok touches Rick anytime before that bell rings and…HEY!!!!

VJ: OH!!!! RICK JUST NAILED THE TIMEKEEPER WITH THE BELL!!! RICK BRUISER JUST HIT THE TIMEKEEPER!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HIS PROBLEM!

PP: I told you don't be talking about his momma!!!

VJ: Bruiser…what a no good, lousy piece of human…

VJ: HAVOK…

PP: Go ahead!!! HIT HIM!!! HIT HIM, HAVOK, AND THEN HAND THE TITLE OVER TO THE REAL CHAMP!!!

VJ: Havok…you can just see in his eyes how much he hates Rick Bruiser! How much he wants to tear him limb from limb, but he can't touch him before the bell or he'll lose his title! And look at Rick taunting him!

PP: Ya know what I think?

VJ: What? What do you think?!

PP: That Havok's a bitch. Really. I mean, if that was me, I'd say screw the title, and beat Rick Bruiser's ass to Kalamazoo and back!

VJ: Well 1^st of all, if you were an actual wrestler, you wouldn't even be allowed to look at the belt, much less win it. And as for Havok, he's worked too hard…

PP: Vince, work is for suckas anyway! Havok needs to just go with the flow, relax and…OH!!!!!!

VJ: Referee Jonathan called for the bell, and Bruiser just got decked by Johnny Havok!!!!

PP: There was no bell!! There was no bell!!!

VJ: That's cuz that jackass Bruiser knocked out the timekeeper! And look at Havok! Bruiser tossed back into the buckle…right hands! Right hands! The World Champion is opening up on the challenger!!!

PP: Damn it, Vince, this ain't fair and you know it!!!! OH!!!

VJ: Havok follows up with a bulldog!! Right in the middle of the ring!!! AND THERE'S THE LOCK DOWN!!!!

PP: NO!!!!!

VJ: THE LOCK DOWN ON BRUISER!!! THE LOCK DOWN ON BRUISER!!!! RICK BRUISER IS TRAPPED IN THE EARLY STAGES OF…

PP: This is so unfair…yes! C'mon Nick! Help your brother!

VJ: huh?! Nick Bruiser is out here--YA SON OF A BITCH! NO!!!! Bruiser has the ref…DAMN IT!!!!!! HE JUST GAVE REFEREE JIM JONATHAN THE RIPPER!!!! NICK BRUISER JUST GAVE THE REF THE RIPPER!!! AND RICK IS TAPPING!!!!!! RICK BRUISER IS TAPPING LIKE A DRUNK MAN…OH!!!! Nick with a kick right to the back!!

PP: Yeah! He tapped, but where was that lousy ref when ya need him?!

VJ: Nick Bruiser gave him the ripper! Havok had this thing won!

PP: Ripper?! I didn't see any ripper. Get your glasses cleaned!

VJ: Damn it!!! Johnny Havok being assaulted in there by Nick Bruiser…OH!!!! HAVOK WITH A CHOP TO NICK BRUISER!!!! Rick back to his feet…HE CATCHES A CHOP OF HIS OWN!!!! Johnny Havok…Team Bruiser is trying to gang up on the Champion, but Havok is fighting like a madman!! He's fighting like a caged animal!

PP: More like a cornered rat if you ask me!!!! HAHA! See!

VJ: Oh! Bruiser throws that shoulder into the midsection of Johnny Havok! And Nick with an axehandle blow to the small of the back!!! Johnny Havok is having to face Team Bruiser…2 on 1 without a referee! This isn't fair, damn it!

PP: Life isn't fair…luckily for Havok his is about to end! HAHA!

VJ: Aww damn! Bruiser has the Title belt! Rick Bruiser is headed into the ring with the World Title…look out, Johnny…OH!!!

PP: NO!!

VJ: He hit his brother!!! Rick hit his brother…HAVOK WITH A SMALL PACKAGE!!!

PP: No ref, ya idiot…HEY WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!

VJ: Stephanie Jenkins! Stephanie Jenkins…1…2…NO!!!! Rick Bruiser kicks out!!! Rick Bruiser kicks out! And now he's right back to work on Havok!!! Bruiser…there's a hard knee to the midsection of Havok!!! And ano--wait! Havok caught it! Havok caught the knee…dragon screw leg whip by Havok!!!! OH!!! LOCK DOWN!!! HAVOK'S TRYING TO GET THE LOCK DOWN!! BRUISER TRYING TO FIGHT IT!!!! HAVOK HAS IT LOCKED IN!!!!

PP: ROPES!!! HE'S IN THE ROPES!!!!

VJ: Rick Bruiser is in the ropes…Havok won't let go!!! Johnny Havok refusing to break!

PP: Damn it, Steph! Make him break the hold!

VJ: Stephanie Jenkins…Stephanie showing some leeway in this title situation! Literally having to pry Havok's fingers from around Rick Bruiser's neck!!! And Havok…oh! He's lost it, Pete!

PP: He's never had it, Vince!! This man is an unstable human being! This is a civilized wrestling organization! We've got women and children at ringside! This guy needs to be locked up in a padded room somewhere!

VJ: Havok is all over Steph Jenkins about that break!

PP: See! He's getting ready to beat the lesbian outta Steph…HEY!!!

VJ: OH!!!! Bruiser from behind just sent Havok right into referee Jenkins!!! Schoolboy by Bruiser…he's got the tights!!!!!

PP: 1…2…3!!!!! HAHA!! YOUR WINNER, AND NEW CHAMPION!!!!

VJ: There was no pin. Referee Jenkins was knocked through the ropes, and to the outside. Bruiser bitching about not getting a count now.

PP: Bitching?! Bitching! This man had the title won on 15 non-consecutive occassions in this match already, but this idiot Johnny Havok has been trying to throw monkey wrenches into his gameplan!

VJ: Havok isn't doing a damn thing!

PP: He attacked an innocent official!

VJ: NICK BRUISER ATTACKED THE REF!!

PP: AHH…you Canadians and your fuzzy logic!!!

VJ: Fuzzy logic my ass! Rick Bruiser and his no good brother have been trying to steal this match, because they know in their hearts that Rick can't beat Johnny Havok! Rick Bruiser cannot beat Johnny Havok!!!

PP: Oh yeah! Well watch this!

VJ: Bruiser has Havok…is he going for the Ripper on Havok?! Both referees are down, and it looks like Bruiser's setting up for the Rip--YES! NO!! Havok blocks it!!! Bruiser…Havok blocks again…OH!!! Havok just set Rick Bruiser up on the top!!!

PP: What the piss, Vince?!

VJ: Havok…Havok climbing the ropes for a superplex…Nick Bruiser in there again!!! Nick Bruiser once again attacking Johnny Havok!!! Irish whip…Havok sent into the ropes…and Bruiser ducks the head!

PP: Oh Nick!! Never duck the head! Never duck the HEAD!!! OH!!!!

VJ: EQUALIZER!!!! Havok with the Equalizer on Nick Bruiser! And watch Rick! Rick with a double axehandle from the to--HAVOK NAILS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE MIDSECTION!!! He follows it up with a backbreaker!!!! Perfectly executed by the Champion, and now Havok is going upstairs!!!

PP: Oh no!!! Ricky!!!!! RICKY!!!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok is headed to the top!!! Rick Bruiser is down in the ring! These fans are on their feet!!! Johnny Havok…what's he gonna do…OOOOOH MY…SWAN DIVE--BRUISER GOT THE BELT UP!!!!!

PP: HAHAHA!!! Beautiful!!! BEAU-TI-FUL!!! I love it!!

VJ: Havok went for a swan dive headbutt, but Bruiser got the World Title belt into the way! Johnny Havok may be out cold!

PP: See Vince, you come out here all excited! These slack-jawed Louisville fans come in here all excited. When will you learn?! DoA was a fluke! Havok can't beat Bruiser!

VJ: Bruiser has Havok set up for something here…oh my…RUNNING POWERSLAM!!!! Havok just driven to the canvas! The hook of the leg…referee Jenkins back in there! Referee Jenkins with the count…

PP: FASTER!!!

VJ: There's 1…there's 2…there's…NO SIR OR MADAM!!! HAVOK GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!

PP: Son of a bitch, he had him!

VJ: Johnny Havok still in this thing, Pete!

PP: Bull puckey! That had to be the slowest count in the history of Kentucky!

VJ: Bruiser appears to be frustrated…oh wait a minute. We've seen this before. Bruiser's got Havok set up for a Sharpshooter!

PP: Uh oh!!! Now there's no way you can deny it, Vince! When Havok taps out right in the middle…

VJ: Havok's blocking it!!! Johnny Havok still has some like left in him, and he's blocking it…OH!!! Bruiser with a headbutt to the groin!!! Johnny Havok writhing in pain!

PP: HA! Don't get your hopes up yet, Johnson.

VJ: Johnny Havok! He is hurt, and now what's Bruiser doing? Bruiser rolling Havok onto his stomach. What in the…

PP: Oh boy, Vince! We're going back to Kuwait!! HAHA!

VJ: Oh my!! Camel Clutch!!!! Rick Bruiser with the Camel Clutch on Johnny Havok! Shades of the Iron Shiek!!

PP: Hell! Screw the Iron Shiek! This is The Titanium Rick we're dealing with! The next World Heavyweight Champion!!!

VJ: Look at the pain etched on the face of Havok as Bruiser cinches up with those 300 pounds across the back!!! Johnny Havok…

PP: Hey, he's good buddies with the Riot Makerz! Well he might pull a Rage and just pass out! That would lick ass…I mean kick ass!

VJ: (Rolls his eyes) Where the hell is your mind?! Havok…Havok appears to be fading as Bruiser increases the pressure. Referee Jenkins asking Havok if he gives in…

PP: Don't ask him. He's out cold!!! Check the arms! Yeah!

VJ: Jenkins checks the arm…it falls once.

PP: HAHA! I feel a repeat coming on!

VJ: Havok's arm falls again. Please..don't tell me Rick Bruiser is gonna win this thing!

PP: The fluke is OVER!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!

VJ: IT STAYS UP!!!! THE ARM STAYS UP!!! BRUISER CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!

PP: Ya know what…I think that double dealing floozy Stephanie Jenkins slipped Havok a Viagra!

VJ: Oh will you stop?! Havok trying to fight this hold! Havok fighting to his knees…Bruiser…OH! 300 pounds down across the back of Havok! And again!!!! Rick Bruiser…

PP: He is our Champion, Vince! 2 time, 2 time, 2 time…OH!!!!!

VJ: 2 TIME THAT!!!! BRUISER TRIED IT A 3^RD TIME, AND HAVOK GOT THE KNEES UP!!!! HAVOK GOT THE KNEES RIGHT INTO THE GROIN OF RICK BRUISER!!!

PP: DISQUALIFY HIM!!!!

VJ: Havok trying to fight back to his feet! Here comes Bruiser…OH!!! Inverted atomic drop to Havok!!! And a right hand catches him right on the jaw!!! Ladies and gentlemen, Rick Bruiser is reeling!

PP Johnny Havok is cheating…OH!!!

VJ: Hard clothesline!!! Rick Bruiser over the top rope and to the outside!!!! Bruiser…oh my goodness what a night!

PP: I'll have you know that Vegas has Bruiser up on points. He's leading 265-2!

VJ: Vinnie Vegas?

PP: No, pissant! Vegas Vinnie! My cousin from Nevada. World's greatest bookie!

VJ: Oh. Havok out here after Bruiser…Bruiser's trying to escape into the crowd!!! Bruiser…AND HE CATCHES A RIGHT HAND!!!! And another one!!!! Johnny Havok unloading…hey! Johnny….watch out!!! Behind you!! Behind you…Nick Bruiser with a chair…OH!!!!! Havok!!! That chair ricocheted off that ring bell and hit Nick right in the head!! Nick Bruiser may have just knocked himself goofy…OH!!! Rick with a low blow to Havok!!!!

PP: Yeah!!! Perfectly legal!

VJ: Legal my ass!!! Bruiser has Havok now…Irish whip sends Havok right into the ring post!!!!!

PP: HA! Now who's goofy?

VJ: What a war this has been. Bruiser tosses Havok back into the ring…hey! He can't…he's bringing that chair into the ring! Hey ref!!!!

PP: Hey nothing! You saw all the cheating Havok's been doing! This is nothing but payback!

VJ: Bruiser's got that chair in the ring…he's gonna get himself DQ'd!!! Bruiser…Stephanie Jenkins trying to get the chair away from him!!! Bruiser going at Havok with the chair…

PP: Hey, you're actually right for once in your life, Johnson. Bruiser's gonna mess around and get the match thrown out!

VJ: Bruiser and Jenkins having a literal tug of war over that chair…OH!!!!! Bruiser let go and Stephanie goes down!!! Watch Havok…HAVOK WITH THE GERMAN SUPLEX ON BRUISER!!!

PP: NO!!!!!

VJ: STEPHANIE WITH THE COUNT…1…2…THR…NO!!!!! Bruiser gets the shoulder up at the last second!!!! Bruiser…how in the hell?!

PP: Cuz he's a true champion! Not a fluke, like this idiot Havok! What's this now?

VJ: Havok and Bruiser both getting back to their feet…Oh! Bruiser with a thumb to the eye of Havok! I don't care who you are, Champion or fluke, you're gonna feel that!

PP: Just like he's gonna feel this! Look!

VJ: Bruiser…is he going for the Ripper?! Oh!! Havok shoves him away!!!! Bruiser trying to hit the Ripper on Johnny Havok…and Havok with a face rake of his own!!!

PP: What a cheater! Hey…

VJ: Backslide!!! Havok going for a backslide…NO! Bruiser counters…neckbreaker on Ha--No!!! Havok with a counter of his own…EQUALIZER!!!!!!!

PP: NOOOO!!!!!

VJ: That's it!! The match is over! Havok makes the cover…1…2…WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

PP: huh?!

VJ: Havok…he pulled him up! Havok just pulled Bruiser up!

PP: What an idiot, Vince! I told ya this guy ain't Championship material…what's he looking at?

VJ: Havok…oh no. He just spotted that chair that Bruiser brought into the ring. Havok…I've got a bad feeling about this, Pete!

PP: This idiot…what's he doing?

VJ: Havok's going for the chair! Referee Jenkins trying to stop him!!! Referee Jenkins, standing in the way of Johnny--WAIT A MINUTE!!! NO, JOHNNY, NO!!!!!!! EQUALIZER ON STEPHANIE JENKINS!!!!!

PP: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OH MY GOODNESS! VINCE…DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!

VJ: That's not funny! Johnny Havok has snapped! Havok has snapped, and he's gonna try to punish Bruiser here!!! Havok's gonna…CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF NICK!!!! Nick Bruiser goes down!!! And Rick trying to get back to his feet…

PP: Oh no, Vince! You don't think he's gonna!

VJ: Havok is measuring Bruiser! Johnny Havok…Johnny…oh my..oh…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!

PP: What?!

VJ: HAVOK JUST DECAPITATED RICK BRUISER WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT, AND JIM JONATHAN CALLED FOR THE BELL!!!!

PP: What the…hey?

VJ: Bruiser picks up the win as a result of a DQ…

PP: What the hell…

VJ: The title doesn't change on a DQ. Havok is still the champion…look at that look in his eyes!!! Havok has lost it, Pete!

PP: Havok went and got himself DQ'd because he knows the truth! He knows he can't beat Rick Bruiser! Hey! What the…

VJ: Havok just hit Jonathan!!! Havok has just assaulted referee Jim Jonathan…EQUALIZER ON THE REF!!!!!

PP: What the hell is wrong with this idiot?! Is he crazy?!

VJ: Havok…I think he is crazy! And he's got the ref on the mat!!! LOCK DOWN!!!! THE LOCK DOWN ON THE HEAD REFEREE!!!!!! JIM JONATHAN IS WRITHING IN PAIN!!!

PP: Damn it, Vince, call the police!!! Get this idiot…

VJ: We've got officials coming out here from the back! Officials trying to pull Havok off of the ref…he's completely out of his mind! He has snapped!!! And he's trying to snap the arm and neck of our head official!!!!

PP: This guy doesn't belong here in the nFWA! GET HIM RICK!!!

VJ: Oh!!!! Bruiser from behind!!!! Rick Bruiser…he's been busted open by that chairshot! And now he's trying to get payback!!! Bruiser…hammers Havok across the back with that chair!!! And again!!!

PP: Bruiser's out of it just as much as Havok is!!!

VJ: These 2 men want a piece of each other! The match is over!!!! Bruiser gets the DQ victory, but neither man is satisfied!!! Neither man…

PP: There's Kaos…OOH HO!!!

VJ: BRUISER JUST NAILED KAOS WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!! Kaos is down…Justin Jericho got one too!!!! The locker room is emptying ladies and gentlemen! We've got Discipline Committee, wrestlers from the back…Nightmare Jimmy Rogers! Chris Thomas!!! Steve Carter's back out here! These men all out here to try and get Rick Bruiser off of Havok! Trying to get Bruiser back to the locker room!

PP:Get the hell outta here and let em fight! I came here to see a winner damn it! OOOH!

VJ: Oh my!!! Glacier just came to ringside and Bruiser has lost it!!! Bruiser attacking Glacier!!! Hammering Glacier with that steel chair!!! Officials and wrestlers trying to get Rick off of Glacier now--OOOOHHH MMMYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

PP: Vince…

VJ: JOHNNY HAVOK JUST WENT AIRBORNE!!! HAVOK…A BIG PLANCHA JUST NAILED RICK BRUISER!!!! AND LOOK AT HAVOK!!!! HAVOK TEARING INTO BRUISER!!!!!

PP: SOMEBODY STOP THIS IDIOT!!! HE'S CRAZY!!!!!!

VJ: Bruiser…ladies and gentlemen it is absolutely insane out here!!!! These guys…they're trying to separate these 2 men!!!! Pete, I don't know what to say about this, but one thing that I can tell is that it's not over between these 2!!! It is damn sure personal between Havok and Bruiser, and it is not over!!!!!!!!!

PP: Vince! What in the worl…

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, what a PPV this has been, and it's not over!!! Havok and Bruiser…apparently Havok has chased Rick Bruiser to the roof!

PP: Are you suggesting that Rick Bruiser would run from a fluke like Johnny---OH MY GOD, THAT IDIOT HAS A CHAINSAW!!!

VJ: HAVOK HAS A CHAINSAW…BRUISER NAILS HIM FROM BEHIND!!! Oh my goodness!

PP: Wait…you mean to tell me that jackass was going after Bruiser with a chainsaw?!

VJ: Bruiser is all over Havok on the roof! W'eve got officials up there trying to get these 2 apart…this is…this is insane!

PP: That idiot Havok is insane! He needs to be put away! I'm telling ya, Vince! OH!!

VJ: HAVOK!!! Havok just nailed Bruiser with a low blow!!!

PP: Damn it!!

VJ: Havok…Rick Bruiser is reeling…what's this now? What's he doing? Havok has Bruiser by the hair…hey no! Don't do that! Don't….OH!!!!!!!!

PP: OH MY GOD!!!! VINCE!!!!!!

VJ: OH SON OF A…HAVOK JUST THREW BRUISER OFF THE ROOF!!! HAVOK JUST THREW RICK BRUISER OFF THE ROOF OF THE ARENA!!!! OH MY GOD NO!!!! OH MY…I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT!!!!!!