DD: Damn right I'm ready!

VJ: What a spectacular night this is gonna be! Every singles title will be decided here tonight! 1^st it's the Light Heavyweight Championship match! The Tournament ends tonight as Scarlet KV goes 1 on 1 with Kid Money! Tonight, the Light Heavyweight Title comes out of retirement and we will crowd a brand new champion!

DD: Yeah, and what about Sniper Vs Shark!

VJ: Yes, the new Prez of the NFWA, Sniper will go 1 on 1 with perhaps the greatest I-C Champion of all time, Shark for the first time ever! And it's not just any match, it's gonna be in a flaming cell! It's gonna be total war between these 2 men later on…

DD: Yeah, and don't forget about Krazed in that one!

VJ: That's a question that's been on my mind all weekend! Why did Krazed attack Shark Friday night? Is he in cahoots with the Dynasty? What role will he play in the outcome of that match tonight?! Also for tonight, I guess you could say that it's NFWA Vs the GNL! It's gonna be CEO Panther locking up with GNL co-CEO "J-Dogg" Johnny Gunn, and ladies and gentlemen, after the heinous attack by Panther this past Friday on FNS, this one is gonna be a First Blood match! This match has so much intensity to it! For one, the future of the GNL will be determined by this match! If J-Dogg wins, the GNL will get the 2^nd TV show it's been asking for! They will get a cable TV show, but if Panther wins, the GNL gets nothing, and must remain on network TV. But this is more than NFWA Vs GNL! It is personal between Panther and Gunn! One of the most personal rivalries I've ever seen in all my years in this business, and it will come to head here tonight! No rules! First Blood!

DD: Yeah, and then there's the reason we all came here! To see Kammy's puppies!!!! HAHAHA!

VJ: Um…some of us actually came to see the huge Ultimate Destruction match! 10 superstars! 5 titles on the line! Ladders, C4, electric barbwire, and a Flaming Cell for the final 2 belts remaining in the match! This is gonna be the most important and most violent match in the history of the NFWA! Tonight, we find out once and for all just who the top dog in the NFWA! The best of the best compete in…

DD: Not these idiots again! What are they doing here?!

VJ: The GNL has arrived! Tonight their future…their careers in the GNL will be on the line basically! The success and failure of the GNL depends on this match tonight between Panther and Johnny Gunn, and they're here to witness it!

DD: There's Tina! How could she turn her back on Panther like that?! How could she turn her back on him and join the…join the GNL?!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, let's not waste any time! Let's get you down to the ring for our 1^st match of the night!

DD: Yeah! And tell em the rules Vince! Tell em the rules!

VJ: Well…the stipulation is that if Kammy is pinned by either Jevona or Leena…she will show her puppies.

DD: PUPPIES!!!! You think she'll let me lick their noses?

VJ: OH…YOU PERVERT!!!!! Stop that!

DD: What?! I'm an animal lover!

VJ: You're a pig! Stephanie locks up with Leena in the center of the ring…side headlock by Steph! Steph really cinching up on that head…um…

DD: (Smiles)

VJ: Just shut up! Wait a minute! Stephanie…Leena with a hair pull now brings Stephanie towards the ropes! Steph Jenkins calling for the break…1…2…3…4..5…Stephanie breaks the hold.

DD: There are way too many people named Stephanie in this fed.

VJ: Stephanie is having a few words for Stephanie…from behind it's Jevona!!!! Leena made the tag and now Jevona is all over Steph! Jevona stomping down across the back, and McMahon is in trouble!

DD: Screw her! Put Kammy in the ring!

VJ: Will you calm down! Irish whip by Jevona sends Stephanie hard into the buckle! Stephanie in some trouble here…Jevona charges in…SHE MOVED! Stephanie moved out of the way, and there's the tag! Kammy is officially in the match! Watch this now! Steph and Kammy have Jevona hooked…DOUBLE SUPLEX!!!!

DD: Oh! She got dumped right on that pretty little ass of hers!

VJ: It could be over right here! Kammy hooks the leg…1…2…Leena breaks up the count! Kammy back to her feet and she has Leena by the hair now…OH C'MON!!!! Leena…get her outta there! Leena is going to work on Kammy…and now there's Jevona! We've got a double team situation on the former Women's Champion…

DD: HAHA! Vince, I got a feeling we're gonna be seeing some puppies tonight! Hey!

VJ: OH!!!! Stephanie McMahon just blasted both Leena and Jevona with a double clothesline!!

DD: She's not legal!

VJ: Yeah, and neither is Leena! Leena back to her feet…right hand by Stephanie! Kammy just nailed Jevona with a spear! And look at her go!

DD: Hey, this is supposed to by a puppy match! Not a mugging!

VJ: Well right now Jevona and Leena are getting their asses kicked all over the ring! Stephanie has Leena by the hair…AND SHE WHIPS HER HARD ACROSS THE RING!!!!! Stephanie just whipped Leena across the ring by her hair! Kammy just mounted Jevona in the buckle…

DD: Oh no! Not this!

VJ: Here we go! 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!! 10 punches right to the head of Jevona! Jevona is out of it! Kammy and Stephanie are in control of this one…Kammy's going for the Kammyplex…

DD: Fight it, Jevona! Fight it!!!

VJ: Here it comes…NO!!!! Leena from behind catches her with a hard clothesline! Stephanie charges in…WHOA! Stephanie just got tossed out to the arena floor! Jevona has Kammy hooked now! Oh wait a minute! She's going for Total Dispear! She's going for it…AND SHE HIT IT!!! SHE JUST SPIKED KAMMY RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!

DD: It's over!

VJ: Jevona hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!!!! NO!!!!! Stephanie McMahon just pulled the referee to the floor!

DD: What the hell was that?!

VJ: Stephanie…Kammy is out cold! Stephanie McMahon just saved her ass!

DD: Well damn it, she just robbed us of some puppies! I wanted to see em Vince! I wanted…

VJ: I know! Calm down. Wait…the Stephanies are having some heated words on the outside! Jenkins is pissed off! And McMahon just shoved her!

DD: uh oh! We could have a lesbian cat fight on our hands, Vince!

VJ: Les…you need help! Stephanie McMahon just shoved Stephanie Jenkins, Stephanie Jenkins just shoved her back…watch Leena…OH!!!!!!

DD: What the hell?! She…she kicked the referee!!!

VJ: Leena just nailed referee Jenkins with a baseball slide! I think she was aiming for McMahon, and she just caught a huge clothesline by McMahon! Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley is all over Leena on the outside! Back in the ring, Jevona is setting up for Total Dispear again! She's…no!!! Double leg takedown! Kammy with a double leg takedown, AND JEVONA JUST CATIPULTED INTO THE RINGPOST!!!!!! Her head hit off the post!!! Kammy has her hooked now…THERE'S THE KAMMYPLEX!!!!!!!

DD: NOOOO!!

VJ: This one is gonna be all over right here! Kammy hooks the leg, Jenkins back into the ring for the count…1…2…SHE'S PULLED TO THE FLOOR BY LEENA THIS TIME!

DD: Yeah!!!

VJ: Leena just pulled the ref to the floor…and she catches a right hand from Stephanie Jenkins! Referee Steph…oh my! Oh my gosh!!!!

VJ: We've got a catfight on the floor between Leena and the damn referee! Leena and the referee are going at it! Watch Jevona! She just went to the floor and grabbed a steel chair! Jevona just went back into the ring with that chair…DAMN IT NO!!!!! NO!!!! She just cleaned Kammy's clock!!!! Kammy has just been…she's out like a light! Jevona with the cover…referee Jenkins is still going at it with Leena on the outside!

DD: Stephanie, get off your lesbian ass and count the pin! I know you wanna see those puppies just as much as I do!

VJ: Will you stop?!

DD: She does! I can see it in her eyes!

VJ: Jevona tried to steal one here…watch Stephanie McMahon! Stephanie back into the ring, and she has Jevona by the hair!

DD: Oh no!!!

VJ: Stephanie…SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!! JEVONA'S HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!!! JEVONA IS DOWN!!!! Stephanie just pulled Kammy on top…Referee Jenkins back into the ring…1…2…3!!!!!!!!

DD: Damn you Stephanie! Damn you!!!

VJ: Kammy and Stephanie McMahon pull off a big victory over Jevona and Leena…

DD: Yeah…but I wanted Kammy to pull off that shirt of hers and show…

VJ: Will you shut up about the puppies?!

DD: But…ahh, you all suck!

VJ: Congratulations to Kammy and Stephanie. Uh…up next, we were scheduled to have a tag team title defense. It was supposed to be Ice Cube and Firestorm, the ElementZ taking on Iceberg and Glacier, and Natural Disasters, but now, unfortunately Firestorm is not here tonight after what went down Friday Night. He was viciously assaulted by Sniper, Shane McMahon and a group of masked men, he suffered a mild concussion after a pipe shot from Sniper, but that all pales in comparison to this! We found out just who it was that poisoned Firestorm over a month ago. Let's take you back to Friday Night!

Shane: How ya doin 'Storm? Aww, you don't look to good, buddy!!!

Sniper: What was my motive? WHY, SNIPER, WHY???? Think back to when you became the Prez...you cut-throat pile of sh*t...LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Aww, c'mon Snip! He's barely conscious, damn you!!!

Sniper: When you damn near stole the Prez's office away from Panther...yeah...I helped you! Me and P-Diddy weren't seeing eye to eye back then...the 9SP Era was on the rise...and there was only room for one supreme and dominant front office runner...AND THAT WAS ME!!! Think of the first KAMIKAZI MATCH...when Panther blew up the building! I was back the next week...while the world thought you had DIED!!! I guess we gotta use stronger explosives next time! And then who was running this place in your abscence...it was ME!!! It was all ME!!! Panther got fired...you "DIED"...and left "Commish" Sniper with the keys to the kingdom! I was to face Panther with the winner soley controlling the NFWA...and like a bat outta hell...Firestorm had rose from the dead! Uh-uh...I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!!!!!! You f*cked it for me then...you worthless piece of CRRRAAPP!!!!

Shane: WORTHLESS!!!!!!!!

VJ and DD: OH MY GOD!!!!! IT'S TRISH STRATUS!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAH! Can you believe this?!

VJ: Hell no!!!! Trish…that's his girlfriend! Firestorm's own damn girlfriend assisted in the poisoning! She was in on it all along! And look at her in the ring, She's hugging Sniper! She's hugging Shane! What has gotten into that young lady?! Why did she do this?!

Sniper: (Chuckles) Firestorm, it's like the saying goes! There's no right way, there's no wrong way, there's only the Dynasty's way…(hands the mic to Trish)

Trish: AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!

Trish: Well X-Pac, you wanna know why I did what I did to Firestorm…

Sniper: Hold up! Trish, you don't have to tell this crackhead a damn thing! X-Pac, don't worry about why Trish turned her back on Firestorm! If you wanna worry, worry about Shark and what we have in store for his ass here tonight! Let's go y'all!

VJ: What is he talking about?! What do they have in store for Shark tonight? And what the hell is this now?!

VJ: Why are these men in the ring right now?! The tag title match has been cancelled, they have no business here!

DD: Shut your damn mouth and show some respect.

VJ: You gotta lotta nerve! Colby and his tag team…

Colby: Will you all shut up for a minute!? (Crowd boos loudly) I said shut up! Now ladies and gentlemen, right here tonight you were supposed to see my boys take back what is rightfully theirs! They were gonna beat the living hell out of Ice Cube and Firestorm, and they were gonna become for the 2^nd Time the NFWA World Tag Team Champions! But people you're not gonna be able to see that? See, when we got to Atlanta this morning, I got a phone call from one of the staff members! And they informed me, that Ice Cube and Firestorm wouldn't be here tonight. They told me Firestorm had a concussion, he got a little injury and the ElementZ can't defend the gold against the true champs! That's a bunch of bull!!!!

Colby: Firestorm, Ice Cube, how long are you gonna duck us?! We have been calling you out since the day you won those titles! We have been asking, we have been demanding that you give us a title shot! Whether you wanna admit it or not, Iceberg and Glacier are the number one tag team in the world today, and I don't care how long you try to ignore us, I don't care how many injuries you fake! Ice Cube, Firestorm, you will face my men in the ring, and when that day comes…mark my words, the Natural Disasters will be the Champions again! So boys…whenever you grow the balls to face us…we'll be waiting.

VJ: How in the hell can Colby say that Firestorm faked an injury to get out of the match?

DD: Because he did. I mean, yeah I know Sniper is a bad mamma jamma! Sniper coulda murdered Firestorm if he wanted to, but that little pipe shot, as vicious and as strong as Sniper is…it was a love tap! I mean…you coulda got up from that, Vince!

VJ: Firestorm damn near got his skull caved in!

DD: So! And remember, ya have to have a brain to get a concussion! Firestorm never had one, so you know he's faking it!

VJ: You're…you're too much! Natural Disasters leaving the ring now…

VJ: It's Ice Cube! 1/2 of the ElementZ is here!

DD: Good! Get his ass in the ring, and we can have a little handicap match!

Ice Cube: You bitches want the Tag Belts! Well you can have em!

VJ: OH!!!!! ICE CUBE JUST BLASTED COLBY!!!!

DD: You idiot! You cannot hit a man with a snake!

VJ: He didn't hit him with a snake, he hit him with the tag belt! And now he's being double teamed by the Disasters! Glacier and Iceberg doing a number on Ice Cube in the aisle! Ice Cube…he just got tossed into the ring the ring, and now the Tag Team Champion is in trouble! Firestorm is not here, Ice Cube is all alone--ICE BREAKER!!!!!

DD: No!!!

VJ: Ice Cube just blasted Ice Cube with the Ice Breaker, but Glacier catches him from behind! Glacier is all over--ICE CUBE FIGHTING BACK!

DD: C'mon Glacier! This is your chance to prove you're the greatest tag team in the biz today! You blow this and I'll cut your ass!

VJ: Ice Cube seems to be getting the upper hand in this brawl…OH! Glacier rakes the face! Glacier…misses with a clothesline--ICE BREAKER..MISSES! Glacier catches him with another fist…hey wait a minute!

DD: That's the Extremist!

VJ: What in the hell…the Extremist out here to ringside with that barbwire board--GOOD GOD!!!! HE HIT ICE CUBE!!!!! The Ext…oh my God! That barbwire right to the head of Cube…and there's a shot to Glacier! What the hell is he doing?! Why the hell is he doing this?! Extremist has Ice Cube now…oh no! No…RAIL RODDER ON THAT BOARD!!! RAIL RODDER ON THE DAMN BARBWIRE BOARD!!!! What in the hell is the matter with him?!

DD: He's gone nuts, Vince!

VJ: We've got officials out here trying to get the Extremist outta here…look at him try to get at Ice Cube! They're literally having to drag this man out of the ring! Friday Night it was Killa, Nightmare and the Dynasty, tonight it's Ice Cube and Glacier! What the hell has gotten into this man's head?!

VJ: There you see Panther. Later on tonight, he will do battle with Johnny Gunn. You can tell how important this match is to not just Panther, but to the business as we know it! Tonight, the rise or fall of the GNL rests on this first blood match!

KT: Killa, we just saw the Extremist with an attack on Ice Cube and Glacier for whatever reason. You were a victim of the Extremist on Friday Night. Any comments on this match?

Killa: Extremist?! F*ck a Extremist! He ain't sh*t! Tonight, I'm more concerned with something in this match besides the world title. I'm concerned with the fact I need to pin each and everybody's ass just to show I'm the greatest in NFWA history. Unfortunately I wont get to all you shiteaters. But I promise that any of you bitches that step in my way is gonna get murdered!

DD: OH!!!!!

VJ: Nightmare just knocked his damn head off with that shot!!!! Havok is down…and Nightmare just nailed him with another chairshot!!! And another!!!!

DD: Geez! Extremist ain't the only man that's lost it tonight!

VJ: Nightmare is pounding Johnny Havok like a railroad spike! Havok is down and he is hurt! And look at Nightmare! He just told Kammy to get him a table!!!

DD: Aww crap!!! You know what this means, right Vince?!

VJ: Hell yeah I do!

DD: Yeah, this means that Kammy doesn't even hafta show her puppies, but she can still give Havok WOOOOOOD!!!!

VJ: Nightmare is setting up the table! Nightmare and Kammy are gonna give Havok wood! Oh no! Havok with a thumb to the eye of Nightmare…DDT ON THE CHAIR!!! He just spiked him! And now Johnny Havok rolling out to the floor! What the hell…?!

DD: We've got WOOOD!!! We've got STEEEEL! Now it's time for some ALUUUUUUUUUUUMINUM!

VJ: Havok just threw that ladder into the ring…and he just threw Kammy into the ring! What the hell did he…c'mon Havok! Kammy has no place in there! What the hell is he gonna do to her?!

DD: I'll tell ya what he's gonna do!! He's gonna put her through that table! And I say he should go ahead and do it!

VJ: She's not in the match damn it!

DD: So! She didn't show her puppies in that match earlier so she's getting exactly what she deserves!

VJ: Havok is gonna give her the Havok Bomb through that table…NIGHTMARE WITH A CLOTHESLINE JUST KNOCKED HAVOK ON TOP OF THAT TABLE!!!! Nightmare just snapped when Havok put his hands on Kammy, and now he's making him pay for it! Nightmare has Havok by the throat, and he's pounding him! Right hand after right hand after right hand after right hand! Nightmare is solidly in control, and now what's he doing?! Nightmare…he's headed to the top rope!

DD: You've gotta be kidding me!

VJ: He's damn near 7 ft! He's over 300 pounds! And Nightmare is on the top rope…Kammy holding Havok on that table…SWANTON BOMB!!! THAT HAD TO BE THE BIGGEST SWANTON I'VE EVER SEEN, AND HAVOK JUST GOT WOOOD!!! Havok is out! There's the cover by Nightmare…1….2…NO!!!! Havok got the shoulder up! I thought it was all over!

DD: You've gotta do more than that to beat the former World Champion!

VJ: Yes, Havok defeated Rage to become the World Champ! Havok believes he was screwed out of that belt, others say he lost it fair and square, but right now he's getting his ass handed to him by Nightmare! And he's got a chair!

DD: Well…WOOOD couldn't beat him, but nobody gets up from the almighty STEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!

VJ: Havok getting back to his feet, and Nightmare wants it bad! He wants to blast Havok's brains in more than life itself--OH DAMN, AND HE DID IT!!! HAVOK OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! Havok is out of it on the outside, no count outs here, and the pinfall must take place in the ring!

DD: Is he dead, Vince?

VJ: he may be! He got the living hell knocked out of him. Kammy is now picking Havok up on the outside…she's trying to put him…DAMN!!! Havok just punched Kammy in the stomach…hey!

DD: Hey now!

VJ: He's going for it again! Havok going for the Havok Bomb again…WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!

DD: huh?!

VJ: Some guy just came back from the locker room and attacked Havok…is that Path?! Path is back!!!

DD: Aww damn! If I were a liar I'd say I missed that bastard!

VJ: If you were a liar? What do you mean if? Path is all over Johnny Havok! HAVOK JUST SLAMMED HEADFIRST INTO THE STAIRS!!!! Path has returned and he's a house of fire! Havok just tossed back into the ring here! Havok is back in the ring, he's been getting has ass kicked all over the place, and now Path has another chair! We've seen more chairshots in this match than I can ever remember. Path just laid that chair on the mat! Havok is trying to get back to his feet…boot to the midsection by Path…ASYLUM BOMB!!! ON THE CHAIR!!!!!!! JOHNNY HAVOK HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT, AND APPARENTLY TNT IS BACK!!!! TNT IS BACK!!!!! Nightmare with the cover…1…2…3!!!!!!! NO!!!!! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!

DD: Learn how to count, asslick!

VJ: How in the living, breathing hell did he get the shoulder up?!

DD: I dunno! He probably cheated, knowing him!

VJ: Nightmare is frustrated. He just set that ladder up in the corner! That in the hell is he gonna do here!? Nightmare just grabbed Havok by the hair! Irish whip sends Havok hard into the buckle! And now he just pointed to the ladder! He's gonna send Havok into the ladder! Irish whip…HAVOK REVERSES, AND NIGHTMARE GOES FACE FIRST INTO THAT METAL LADDER!!!!! AND THE LADDER LANDS RIGHT ON HIS FACE!!!! Nightmare is down! Havok is back in control…Path is back into the ring…Havok catches him with a boot to the stomach…oh no!!!

DD: Incoming!!! Look out!!!!

VJ: HAVOK BOMB!!!!!! THOUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!! HAVOK JUST PUT PATH THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! And now where's he going?! Havok is headed to the top rope…Nightmare is out of it, and he falls victim to the Havok Impulse!

DD: on the ladder!

VJ: Havok just hit the Havok Impulse with Nightmare trapped underneath the ladder! He makes the cover…1…2…3!!! Havok escapes with his life!

DD: He escapes with his life!? You gotta be kidding me! You honestly believe that Nightmare could beat a World Champion! Even if Havok's win was a fluke, Nightmare ain't in his league! He doesn't even belong in this league!

VJ: Ok Stop it! Kammy back into the ring to check on Nightmare…damn it Havok! Will you leave her alone!

DD: STRIP HER HAVOK!!!! UNLEASH THE PUPPIES!

VJ: Will you shut up?! Johnny Havok just dragged Kammy to the floor. And it looks like he's dragging her over here by to the Korean Announce table! What in Sam Hill…

DD: Oh! Not only is he gonna strip her, he's gonna break her in half!!! If he does that, I might actually respect the sorry bastard!

VJ: Havok is saying he's gonna put Kammy through the Korean Announcer table!

DD: Sianara Kammy!!!

VJ: For one, you spelled that wrong! 2 that's Japanese, you idiot, and 3, PATH FROM BEHIND JUST NAILED HAVOK WITH A CHAIRSHOT!!!!! Path has just nailed Havok, and watch this! Path has Johnny Havok set up for something…

DD: Look out Korea!!!

VJ: ASYLUM BOMB THROUGH THE KOREAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

DD: Damn it, Path!!!

VJ: Path has just taken out Johnny Havok…OH!!!! KAMMY WITH A SPEAR ON DAVE!!!!

DD: Get this bitch…(mic fades out)

VJ: Kammy just speared Dave!! Kammy is beating the hell outta Delaware!!!! Here comes Nightmare out to the floor, and Nightmare able to pull Kammy off! Sweet Merciful Crap what chaos we have out here!!! Kammy has just beaten the hell outta Dave and Johnny Havok has been put through a table! He may have gotten the win, but here tonight, TnT gets the last laugh! Up next…the Light Heavyweight Championship will be decided! It's gonna be Kid Money going 1 on 1 with Scarlet KV. Folks, take a look at this video as we show you how these 2 men got to the finals!!!

VJ: There you see Stephanie Jenkins, and that very title will come out of retirement tonight! The Title that was last held by JunKK last October be decided next!

DD: Yeah, and ya learn something new everyday.

VJ: What do you mean you learn something new?

DD: Well, we already know that Stephanie Jenkins is a 2 bit lesbian, but now we know that she's also a gold digging skeezer!!

VJ: WILL YOU STOP IT?! I apologize for this asshole, ladies and gentlemen!

VJ: Stephanie Jenkins apparently doesn't want the handblade to play a part in the outcome of this match.

DD: (Sighs) I can't believe her!

VJ: Well I'm guessing that she wants this thing to end fair and square.

DD: Hey!

VJ: Stephanie…she's sending the MDB back to the locker room! She's telling the Million Dollar Babe to hit the showers!

DD: She's telling her to hit the showers cuz she wants to go back to the locker room and take a peek! This is not fair Johnson!

VJ: You just got your ass beat by one woman! You don't watch yourself I'll have Stephanie come over here!

DD: I'm not afraid of her! And as far as Kammy is concerned, she's lucky I let her off easy! See in the mean streets of Delaware, we usually don't play that crap! But because she was a woman I let her live! But next time, I'm gonna do it Delaware Style!!!!

VJ: Whatever. MDB being sent to the back…OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!! MILLION DOLLAR DREAM ON REFEREE JENKINS!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!?!

DD: HAHAHAA! Serve her right, powder puff bitch!

VJ: That's a damn official! What the hell is the matter with Kid Money…KV CATCHES HIM WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!!! KV is out to the floor, and he and Kid Money are going at it! Kid Money and Scarlet KV! KV with a rake to the face…KID MONEY HIT HARD OFF THE RING APRON!! His face bounced off it like an Atlanta Hawks basketball, and now they're taking it to the ring! Ring the bell!

DD: Ohh, you did it now, Scarlet! Kid Money's fixing to put something on you Ajax won't wipe off!

VJ: What?! Kid Money off the ropes…RIGHT INTO A KV LEG SWEEP!!!! Money back to his feet…catches a dropkick right to the face! There's the cover…1…2…NEW CHAMPION!!!

DD: No, faggot! He kicked out!

VJ: Oh! So he did!, but it was damn close! Kid Money back to his feet and he staggers into the buckle! KV follows him in, and he's burying the boots into the midsection of Kid Money! Kid Money in some serious trouble here! Irish whip by KV sends Kid Money bouncing hard off the buckle…AND A BAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP!!!! Listen to this crowd!

DD: Where the f*ck is he going!

VJ: Watch your mouth! KV just went to the floor…he tossed the timekeeper aside! And he's got the handblade back! KV is gonna use that damn handblade!

DD: Somebody stop him! This is attempted murder! HOMICIDE DAMN IT!!! Look out Kid!!!

VJ: KV into the ring, and referee Doug Peterson just shoved him to the ground! Doug Peterson is desperately trying to wrestle that handblade from the hands of Scarlet KV…he's got it…AND KID MONEY WITH A KNEE DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! KV is down, and he's hurt!

DD: Good! Stay on him, Kid Money! Stay on him! The Title will be yours!

VJ: Money just rolled KV on his back…HARD right hand to the face! KV is being preppered with those fists by the former X-Treme Champion!

DD: Amityville!

VJ: Will ya shut up about Amityville?! Money has KV by the hair…banging the man's head against the mat! Scarlet KV is solidly in control of this one!

DD: Doncha mean Kid Money, you non-nomial nutface/!

VJ: (Evil stare) Yes. I meant Kid Money is in control. Money has KV by the hair…boot to the stomach! And another! And an Irish whip sends KV bouncing off the buckle…KV COMES OUT AND MISSES A CLOTHESLINE…KASH KICK!!!!!

DD: Beautiful!!!!!

VJ: He just blasted KV on the jaw! Money hooks the leg…1…2…new--no!!!!! How the hell did he kick out?!

DD: I don't know! Stay on him, Kid!

VJ: Kid Money catches KV with a boot to the face! And another! He has KV by the hair once again…he's not wasting any time here! He's going for the Amityville Horror…NO!!! Scarlet KV counters into a unique looking backslide…1…2…kickout by Money!!! AND HE JUST CLOTHESLINED KV TO HELL!!!!! ALL THE WAY TO HELL DAMN IT!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout once again!!! Kid Money back in control…

DD: How can you deny that Kid Money isn't dominating this match?!

VJ: I didn't say he wasn't!

DD: Your eyes said it! I can see it in your eyes! You think Kid Money is a pussy don't ya!

VJ: I beg your pardon??!?!

DD: Your wife is gonna be begging for some life insurance after Kid Money comes over here and kills your Canadian Ass!

VJ: Leave my Canadian ass out of this! Kid Money has KV set up for something…KV is fighting back! Scarlet is trying to battle back on Kid Money! The Light Heavyweight Title hangs in the balance! KV hits off the ropes…Kid Money misses with a clothesline…DDT!!!! MONEY JUST GOT SPIKED!!!! And both men are down! Kid Money and Scarlet KV are down! These fans are getting a treat here! The referee putting the count down!

DD: yeah, we're all gonna get treated to the death once and for all of Scarlet KV, but these fans ain't gonna be happy if this match ends in a double count out!

VJ: It could very well! The ref already up to 5…6…7…KV is up on 7!!!!

DD: Oh no! Get up Kid!

VJ: KV is back up…he's crawling over to the prone body of Kid Money! This one could be all said and done! KV hooks the leg! 1…2…NO!!!!! Money gets the shoulder off the canvas before 3!

DD: Johnson, how in the hell?!

VJ: Both these men are tough enough!

DD: Tough enough for what?

VJ: Tough enough to be the Light Heavyweight Champion!

DD: You think KV is tough?! Please!

VJ: Well he's back to his feet…Kid Money is back up as well…SWINGING NECKBREAKER BY SCARLET!!! Money is down...1...2...kickout!!! Scarlet KV is putting an offense together! He has Kid Money by the hair…sit down powerbomb! Right in the center of the ring…1…2…MONEY KICKS OUT ONE MORE TIME!!!! This crowd is rallying behind Scarlet, and you can feel it! It's only a matter of time now before he's able to put Kid Money away! Money back to his feet and walks into a hard right hand! And another! Money staggers to the ropes…he swings wildly but gets caught in a waistlock…GERMAN SUPLEX BY KV!!! WITH A BRIDGE…1…2…MONEY BARELY ESCAPES!!!

DD: How tough is Kid Money!?

VJ: Very tough indeed! KV now appears to be frustrated!

DD: Damn right he is! He's getting his near-perfect ass beat all over this ring!

VJ: He is not! This has been an even match all the way down the middle! KV has Money by the hair…OH!!! Low blow by Kid Money--MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!!!!! IT'S LOCKED IN!!!!

DD: That's it!!! That's it Johnson! It's all over now!

VJ: The Million Dollar Dream, that imfamous hold brought to fame by Ted Dibiase in the late 80's is being used to put down Scarlet KV!

DD: It's all over but the crying! Scarlet KV can kiss my Delawarian Discount Ass! Kid Money is the new Light Heavyweight Champion, and he is the greatest Champion we have ever seen! And who the hell is that?!

VJ: We've got a fan! A man just tried to climb into the ring…he's being held back by Stephanie Jenkins and Doug Peterson!

DD: Vince, didn't I tell you to keep your faggot ass family away from the ring?!

VJ: That's no fan…that's…is that T Money?!

DD: Who?!

VJ: NFWA newcomer T Money! He's trying to get into the ring, and Money breaks the hold! Kid Money is…he's trying to get him some of T Money…OH MY!!! THAT'S REAVER!!!!!!! HELLLORD REAVER FROM THE GNL!!!!! HE JUST BLASTED KID MONEY IN THE FACE WITH THAT TITLE BELT!!!!

DD: What in the world was that?!

VJ: Scarlet KV with the cover…1…2…3!!!!!! We have a new Champion!

DD: What in the damn ass hell kinda piss what that sh*t?!

VJ: That was Hell lord Reaver! The GNL I-C Champ! He just came from the crowd and waffled Kid Money with that Title belt, and Scarlet KV gets the win! Meanwhile T Money is being ushered back to the locker room! He definitely made his presence felt in this match, and he has made it clear that he wants a piece of the Amityville Assassin!

DD: T Money can kiss my ass! The bottom line is that another one of these GNL jackoffs has interfered in an NFWA match!

VJ: Well…I don't know what to say! I know Reaver and Scarlet KV are friends and all…I dunno what to say!

X-Pac: Hey Foot, you just saw what happened out there! It looked like…

Big Foot: (Snatches the mic) Now X-Pac, that match was a great match, eventhough the finish was somewhat tainted! I'm sick and tired of seeing great matches ruined by outside interference. That's exactly whay earlier today I inserted the No Interference Clause in the Main Event! If anyone interferes in that match tonight, they will be fired and beaten on the spot! Remember that. I've been sent here to clean up the NFWA and make it a better place. And that's exactly what I intend to do!

VJ: And in my opinion that is the right move by Big Foot. No Interference Allowed in that Ultimate Destruction match. One way or another, we will find out who the best man is in the NFWA! But up next, it's a Flaming Cell! A weapons match! Our New Prez Sniper goes 1 on 1 with Shark! Folks, let's take you back and show you how this match came about!

DD: Well…I really don't know what's going on, but I do know that last year, right before Sniper told us that he was the one driving the limo, the same thing happened at Sin City!

VJ: For the 2^nd year in a row we've got a black limo moving down to ringside…wait a minute! The door just opened, and that's Krazed! Krazed just stepped out of that limo! Krazed is here, and look at Shark!

DD: Hey, calm down now!
VJ: Shark hasn't forgotten about Friday Night! Shark is going to get him some of Krazed!

DD: Krazed isn't in the match damn it! It's Shark Vs Sniper!!! Sniper…where are you?!?!?!!?

VJ: Well we've got officials out here trying to separate Krazed and Shark…

VJ: Well here comes Sniper…Shark has that crowbar and he telling him to bring it on! It's finally gonna happen…

DD: Get that damn crowbar outta his hands! What the hell kinda nutjob is he?!

VJ: He's had it with Sniper! This thing between Shark and Sniper has been going on for too long, and now it will finally come to an end…DAMN IT KRAZED!!!!! KRAZED JUST BLINDSIDED SHARK!!!! Krazed is assaulting Shark in the aisle!

DD: HAHA! Beat him like he stole something! HEY!!!

VJ: Shark just slammed onto the hood of that limo! Sniper is looking on up there, and he's loving what he sees! Krazed has Shark set up on top of that limo…OH NO!!!!!!! SHARK JUST LOW BLOWED KRAZED WITH THAT CROWBAR!!!!! Krazed just…oh my God! Krazed is in pain, and Shark has Krazed now…POWERSLAM THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!!!!! Krazed just put through the windshield! And now Sniper! You're next!!!! Shark is pointing at the Prez of the NFWA, and look at that look of fear in his eyes!

DD: Fear?! I see no fear! Sniper can't even spell fear! But I'll tell ya, he can spell ass! And in a minute he's gonna kick Shark's all over that damn Cell!!!! Here he comes!

VJ: Sniper headed down to ringside! Sniper is gonna get him some of Shark! He climbs onto the roof of that limo…AND HERE WE GO!!! FINALLY! SHARK AND SNIPER TRADING BLOWS…AND SHARK IS GETTING THE UPPER HAND!!!! SHARK BITE ON SNIPER!!!! AND ANOTHER!!! SHARK IS TAKING CONTROL!!!!

DD: C'mon Sniper! You can't get beat by this Flipper reject!

VJ: Shark has Sniper by the hair...OH MY!!!!! HIPLOCK OFF THE ROOF OF THE CAR!!!! Sniper's back just exploded off the concrete! And look at the smile on Shark's face! Shark will finally be able to avenge the crime that Sniper committed well over a year ago…AND THAT DAMN SHANE MCMAHON!!! Clothesline from behind on Shark!

DD: Yeah baby! See Shark, if you wanna go through Sniper, you've gotta go through Shane!

VJ: And Shane is putting the badmouth on Shark! What a no good, restaurant quality ass! Shane has Shark by the hair…uh oh! Shane just tried to send Shark into the Cell but Shark blocks it…SHARK BITE ON SHANE!!!!

DD: Damn it!

VJ: Shane just caught a Shark Bite, and he's in trouble! And look at Shark! He's got that crowbar once again!

DD: Get away Shane! He might try to eat you!

VJ: Shark is stalking Shane with that crowbar…and Shane is climbing the Cell! Shane McMahon is actually climbing the Cell, and Shark is going after him! We're supposed to be having a flaming cell match, but Shark is trying to get his hands on Shane!!!! Shane McMahon…he has actually climbed to the top of that Cell, and Shark is right on his tail!!! And now Shark and Shane are on top of the Cell! Those men are over 25 feet in the air! Shane tries for a right hand but it's blocked…SHARK connects with one of his own!!!! And another one!!! Shark is beating the hell outta Shane McMahon up above us…oh no! Dave…he wouldn't!

DD: That's Shane McMahon! That's Vince McMahon's son! He cannot do what I think he's about to do!

VJ: They're 25 feet in the air, and Shark has Shane…OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DD; OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

VJ: SHANE MCMAHON JUST LAUNCHED OFF THE CELL THROUGH THE SWEDISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! GOD AS MY WITNESS, SHANE MCMAHON HAS JUST BEEN DESTROYED!!!

DD: Damn it Vince, what the hell is wrong with that idiot?!

VJ: Shark has had enough of the Dynasty's games!

DD: Shane McMahon is not a wrestler! He did not deserve to be treated like that…oh my God! Get off your fat ass and help him up, Vince!

VJ: Shane may be dead, and if he would do that to Shane, just what will Shark do to Sni--WHAT THE HELL?!

DD: Oh my God!

VJ: THE CELL'S ON FIRE!!!! Shark was trying to climb down from the Cell, but the sides just caught Fire! The Cell is burning, and Shark has been trapped on the roof! What the hell is this?!

DD: Serves him right! They need to give his ass the chair!

VJ: Sniper is inside the Cell now! And look at him taunting Shark! He's a real tough guy when the man is trapped! And Shark has been surrounded by flames! He burnt his hand it looked like when he tried to climb down before…this is horrible!

DD: Horrible?! What happened to Shane a 2^nd ago was horrible! The man damn near got killed and you sit out here and you laugh! What a cold-hearted, ruthless, true to like Yankee Bastard you are! I am ashamed to call myself your broadcast partner!

VJ: Shark has been up there for a while now! He's gotta find someway to get down, and Sniper is loving this…what the hell is Shark doing?

DD: I dunno! Is he…no! No way Vince! There's no way he can do this!

VJ: Shark trying to rip through the steel mesh of the cell…

DD: See, I always knew he was a brainless idiot but…hey! Hey wait a minute…the cell is tearing!

VJ: Shark is tearing a hole through the roof of the cell! Shark is determined to get his hands on Sniper! Not just for himself, but for Stacey Blitch, who was hospitalized after a ruthless attack that Sniper ordered! Shark is trying his damndest to break into the cell, and he's done it!!!!! Shark is in! He just hopped down to the ring from that hole in the roof, and now look at Sniper's face! Look at him! There's no where to run now! No where to hide! They're gonna get it on one way or another! Sniper tries for a right hand…SHARK HAS HIM BY THE THROAT!!!

DD: Fight it, Sniper! Fight it!

VJ: Sniper hammering away to the head of Shark! This match is finally underway…SNIPER WITH A RAKE TO THE FACE! He hits off the ropes…Sniper ducks a clothesline…High cross body…HE'S CAUGHT!!!!

DD: Damn it Sniper!

VJ: Shark caught Sniper in midair! ATLANTIS EXPRESS!!!!! This match is over! 1…2…Sniper got the shoulder up!!!! Sniper somehow able to kick out, and Shark is all over him! Shark is firing away with rapid fire right hands to the head of Sniper! He has him by the hair now…Irish whip sends Sniper into the ropes…HARD clothesline!!!! Sniper hs just been floored, and now Shark is going for some toys! Shark just went out to the floor, and he's got 1 of those trashcans!

DD: Oh nO! Vince, I don't think Sniper likes toys!

VJ: Shark is about one second away from making Sniper his bitch! Sniper back to his feet…WHAM!!!! The trashcan and Sniper's head just dented with that shot! And the Prez has been busted! The Prez has been busted, and Shark is calling for the end!

DD: Sniper, you and I both know you can beat his ass, but if I were you I would run right now! And for the love of Pete, will somebody please help Shane?!?!?!

VJ: Shark is headed to the top rope! Shark is going for the Shark attack! Sniper is back up…look out Shark…OHHHHH!!!!!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: Sniper just sent that can flying into the face of Shark, and Shark got sent crashing right into the side of the flaming cell!

DD: Yeah! See, I told ya! I told ya Sniper would beat his ass! You didn't believe it! You called him a piss drinking jackass and said he couldn't do it, but he proved you wrong! Sniper is the king of the world!

VJ: Will you shut up! Shark is hurt on the floor! And Sniper is mad! Sniper out there with Shark! Shark is trying to get back to his feet…OH!!!!! ANOTHER SHOT BY--OH MY GOD!!!! SHARK JUST FELL FACE FIRST INTO THE FLAMES!!!! SHARK…OH MY! Sniper has him by the hair now…SHARK SENT FLYING INTO THE CELL AGAIN!!! He hit face first 2 times…

DD: This is turning into a 1^st Class, NFWA fish frying, Vince!

VJ: Oh! You're a riot! Sniper has Shark by the hair again…OH! Shark catches Sniper with a rake to the face. Shark trying to make a little distance between the 2. Shark is back to his feet now…he charges in at Sniper…OH GOD!!!! DROP TOE HOLD, SNIPER JUST SENT SHARK HEADFIRST INTO THAT FLAMING DOOR ON THE CELL!!!! Shark is being taken apart!

DD: HAHAHA! I am loving this Johnson! Ya see, Shark thought the limo thing was attempted murder?! Well it's just a matter of time before Sniper gets the job done!

VJ: Sniper has Shark by the hair…SHARK JUST TOSSED THROUGH THAT FLAMING DOOR!!!!! Shark is out of the cell now! And he's on fire! Shark is on fire!!!!

DD: Tha Block is Hot, tha Block is hot! HAHA!

VJ: We've got EMTs out here…they're using fire extinguishers to put Shark's fire out! Thank God they were able to arrive here so quickly!

DD: What about Shane?! Shane McMahon is dead over here and these jackoffs in the back aren't doing anything about it!

VJ: Screw Shane!

DD: NO! You screw him!

VJ: (Sighs) Idiot. Sniper back in the ring, and he's boasting to this crowd! Sniper is damn sure proud of himself tonight! His #1 hitman just got tossed 20 ft off the Cell, he may have a broken neck out here, but Sniper doesn't care! He's the Extreme! He's the Osiris! What an asshole!

DD: hey, he's also the Prez! And if you don't watch your mouth, Sniper will send you right back to the streets where we found your ass!

VJ: Shark using the guardrail to pull himself back to his feet…watch Krazed!!! Krazed from behind just nailed Shark with a right hand! Krazed…for the 2^nd time in the match, Krazed is doing a number on Shark! Krazed has Shark by the hair now…SUPERNOVA!!!!! He just flattened him with the Supernova on the concrete!! Shark is down!!!! Krazed has just made another impact on this match…and he's getting back into that limo! What in the world is Krazed doing?!

VJ: What the hell is he doing, Dave?! Why the hell is Krazed behind…oh no he wouldn't! Don't tell me Krazed is gonna try to run Shark over with that limo!

DD: HA! He's gonna turn Shark into roadkill!

VJ: My God! NO!

DD: No?! You should be happy! After Krazed is done with Shark, you can pull out the old shovel, toss his ass into the back of your pickup and drive home to Vancouver and feed him to the wife and kidz!

VJ: That's disgusting! Referees and security are now standing in the way of that limo! They're trying to get Kraze…WHAT THE HELL?! That's Nightmare! Nightmare just dove through the sunroof and he's got Krazed! Nightmare is trying to get Krazed out of that limo…Shark is back to his feet now…SNIPER FROM BEHIND!!!! It looks like Nightmare was able to stop Krazed, and now Sniper is going back to work on Shark! Wait a minute…Sniper setting up for a Sniper Bomb! A Sniper Bomb on the concrete!

DD: Vince, get ready for some fishslaughter in to the 1^st degree! HEY!!!!

VJ: Low blow by Shark on Sniper! The Sniper Bomb has been countered by a low blow…Shark with a double leg takedown! He has Sniper now…OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHARK JUST SLINGSHOT SNIPER INTO THE FLAMING CELL!!!!!

DD: Oh my God, no!!!

VJ: Sniper is hurt! He is hurt badly, and look at Shark now! He's dragging Sniper back into the Cell! Sniper just tossed back into the ring, and Shark is headed to the top!

DD: Oh no!

VJ: Shark is on the top rope…Sniper back to his feet here…SHARK ATTACK!!!!!! Shark Attack!!!! It's all over! He hooks the leg…1…2…WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

DD: Huh?!

VJ: Some guy…some guy in a mask just cut a hole in the ring! He just pulled Shark off the cover! Shark had the match won right there! Who the hell is that?!

DD: I don't know!!

VJ: Shark has that masked man now…oh! Look out on the floor! We've got those Ninjas again! We've got Ninjas on the outside attacking Nightmare!!!!! What the hell is going on?!

DD: I don't know!

VJ: those Ninjas are attacking Nightmare on the outside, and Shark is headed out there! Shark is headed out of the Cell to help Nightmare…but watch Krazed…KRAZED WITH A FOREARM TO THE FACE OF SHARK!!!!! Krazed hammering away on Shark once again…SHARK BITE ON KRAZED!!! And that masked man from behind! What the hell is this?! Krazed and that masked man are double teaming Shark, and they're beating Shark back into the Cell! Nightmare is being assaulted on the outside! Shark being assaulted on the inside…and now Sniper joining in on the attack!!! Shark is getting his ass kicked in the center of the ring! Nightmare, his only help has been taken out by those Ninjas! And now what is Sniper doing?!

DD: Can you say…STEEEEEEEEEEEEEL?!?!?!

VJ: Sniper just grabbed a steel chair from the floor! Krazed and that masked man are holding Shark! Don't tell me this one is gonna end like this…

VJ and DD: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! THAT'S THE ROCK!!!!!! THE ROCK IS HERE IN ATLANTA!!!

DD: huh?!

VJ: The former NFWA I-C Champion…the Rock is here! And he's got some steel of his own!

DD: He has no business being here, Vince!!!!! OH!!!

VJ: He just nailed one of those Ninjas!!! Shark just nailed that ninja, and he's hammering the rest down with that steel chair! The Rock has arrived and he's on a rampage!!!!

DD: Somebody do something about this idiot!!!

VJ: The Rock has made his impact on whoever those ninjas are, and now he's headed to the ring! Now the sides are gonna be evened up somewhat! Now let's see how Sniper…wait a minute! Shark going face to face with Krazed...HEY!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL...ROCK BOTTOM ON SHARK!!!! ROCK BOTTOM ON SHARK!!!!!!

DD: What in the world?!

VJ: The Rock just hit Shark with the Rock Bottom!!!! Why in the hell…what's going on?!?!!? What in the hell?! Sniper is headed to the top rope…SENECON BOMB ON SHARK!!!!!!!! Sniper hit the Senecon! He makes the cover on Shark…not like this! No…1…2…3!!!!!!!! Damn it!!!!!!

VJ: What the hell just happened here?!

DD: I'll tell ya what happened! Shark just got his ass beat!!!!!!

VJ: Shark has been robbed!!! Sniper picks up the win, but not without the help of this masked man, not without the help of this masked man, not with out the help of Krazed, and not without the help of…of all people…THE ROCK?!?!?! Dave, why in the hell did the Rock do that?! Why did he attack Shark?!?!?! What in the hell is going on?! Sniper has a mic!

Sniper: (Breathing heavily) Shark…bitch! I told you I would beat your ass! I told you I would do it, and I did it! I did it all by myself! I gave you the worst ass kicking of your life, all by myself, without any help whatsoever! I proved to you once and for all why I am without a shadow of a doubt the Purest Player in the Game, the Extreme and the Osiris of the NFWA, and that Shark, your career is dead and buried!!!

Krazed: So this is the Greatest I-C Champion of All Time! So this is the great Shark! Well Shark, you don't look that great right now! You don't look great at all after the beating that Sniper, Rock and I gave to you a second ago. Now, if you're the Greatest I-C Champion of All Time, what does that make me?! Huh? See Shark, whether you wanna admit it or not, whether the fans admit it or not, whether Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave wanna admit it or not, I am greater than you! I proved it tonight…I proved it Friday Night…and I proved it 1 year ago when I, along with Sniper almost ended your career!

DD: Huh?

VJ: Wait a minute! What the hell does he mean?

Krazed: You don't get it, Shark? You people don't get it?! Well listen up…remember when we almost ended your worthless life in that limo last year Shark? Remember when we tossed you in there and sent your ass under the sea where you belong? Sniper was the limo driver! It's true…but who do you think it was that helped set your ass up? Shark…IT WAS ME!!!! I was in on it all along! Sniper and I took you out! We almost ended your career, but Flipper, don't worry, because what started last May will be finished in just a matter of time!

VJ: Oh my goodness! Krazed…Krazed and Sniper were in cahoots! Krazed was behind that limo incident over a year ago…AND LOOK AT SHARK!!! Shark is trying to get himself a piece of Krazed! Shark…Oh!!!!! THE ROCK JUST BLASTED HIM WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!! What in the hell has gotten into the Rock?!

DD: Well I don't know what's gotten into Rock! But I know what's about to get into Shark! The People's Elbow!

VJ: No! Rock hits off the ropes…THE PEOPLE'S ELBOW! Right into the heart of Shark! Damn it, this is hideous!

VJ: Well folks…this is disgusting right here! Krazed and Sniper were in cahoots apparently…and look at this in the ring! Krazed and The Rock are now shaking hands! Krazed and The Rock! What is the relationship between those 2?! Why has the Rock done what he's done here tonight?!

VJ: Well folks…up next. It's 1^st Blood! It's Panther going 1 on 1 with Johnny Gunn! The GNL's rights to a cable TV show are on the line!!! Let's show you what led up to this huge war!

DD: hell yeah! That damn idiot J-Dogg has been trying to ruin the NFWA since he got here! He took over the GNL, he stole it for Panther, basically ran that pisshole into the ground, and then has the nerve to get mad at Panther for not giving them a cable show?! What an ingrate! All of these GNL jackasses are nothing but ingrates!

VJ: Well if J-Dogg can pick up the win here, they'll get their 2^nd show! And Panther and Gunn haven't taken their eyes off one another. Gunn received 20 stitches after Panther attack with that glass on Frida--OH MY!!!!! J-Dogg with a hard slap to the face of Panther!!! The first shot has been fired in this unholy war…AND PANTHER RESPONDS WITH A RIGHT HAND! J-Dogg fires back! Panther and J-Dogg! They're trading blows in the ring! The CEO's of the NFWA and the GNL are slugging it out! Panther with a thumb to the eyes of J-Dogg! Panther hits off the ropes…J-Dogg misses with a clothesline…Panther hits off the other side and runs right into a spinning heel kick from J-Dogg! Panther back to his feet…J-DOGG FLOORS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! J-Dogg has Panther now, and he's hammering away with right hands to the head of Panther! J-Dogg is firing off…oh my goodness!

DD: That little idiot is biting him, Vince! That is not fair!

VJ: Well…J-Dogg said he'd give Panther the Dogg's Bite! I don't think that was exactly what he was talking about though…AND HE'S BITING PANTHER AGAIN!!!! J-Dogg, sinking his teeth into the forehead of Panther!

DD: C'mon! What's he trying to do?! Give him ebola or something?!

VJ: J-Dogg is being absolutely vicious! He just rolled out to the floor…he just grabbed 2 steel chairs from the floor! And Dave, if anything will bust an opponent open, it's a steel chair! There you see the GNL superstars looking on in the crowd! They're loving what they're seeing! Gunn just set up a steel chair in the middle of the ring…Panther back to his feet…J-Dogg tosses the chair at Panther, but it's caught…WHOA!!!! J-Dogg just dodged a chairshot and springboards off that chair…J-Dogg springboards off the top rope and dropkicks the chair right back into the face of Panther! Panther is down…and J-Dogg is calling for something!

DD: These sick, sadistic fans are actually cheering this crap!

VJ: J-Dogg just laid that chair upon the face of Panther! I think I know what we're about to see here! This is patented Johnny Gunn! J-Dogg hits off the ropes…

DD: Move, Panther! Move!!!

VJ: OH!!!!!! ROLLING SPRINGBOARD INTO A SKY TWISTER PRESS!!!!! Panther just squashed underneath J-Dogg and the steel chair, and so far things aren't going well for the NFWA CEO! J-Dogg is on fire…and Panther rolls out to the arena floor!

DD: What a damn cheater that idiot J-Dogg is!

VJ: Panther is pissed…uh oh!

DD: Somebody get these reject GNL bastards outta here!

VJ: They're talking some smack to Panther! Panther has been close to the edge lately, especially after Tina's defection on Friday Night--OH DAMN!!!! PANTHER HIT STAKS!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!

VJ: Panther blasted Staks with a right hand! THERE'S ONE FOR BRAD BLITZ!!!! J-Dogg from behind!

DD: Look out Panther!!!! NOOOOO!!!

VJ: J-Dogg from behind just dropkicked Panther into the crowd! And look at this! It's Tuesday Night all over again! The GNL athletes are all over Panther in the front row!

DD: Security!!! Security!!!

VJ: Panther is getting the hell beat out of him by the GNL in the front row, and we've got some security guards out there to break this up!!! My God…and Panther wants to take em all on! He's truly lost it, Dave!

DD: I don't care what you say! Wait a minute…what's that idiot J-Dogg doing?!

VJ: J-Dogg is on the ring apron…look out!!!! OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

DD: What in the world?!?!?!

VJ: ASAI MOONSAULT BY J-DOGG JUST BLASTED PANTHER IN THE FRONT ROW!!!! J-DOGG IS ALL OVER PANTHER AGAIN!! J-DOGG IN THE GNL…

DD: This is a gang mugging here, Vince!

VJ: And after the things Panther has done to J-Dogg, after the things he's done to the GNL, it couldn't happen to a nicer person! And look at Tina now! Tina…

DD: Don't you dare, you 2 timing witch!

VJ: J-Dogg is holding Panther for Tina! Tina has been complaining about Panther neglecting her in the NFWA! She's been complaining about not being appreciated…

DD: that's the CEO for God's sake! She cannot---NOOOO!!!

VJ: Tina with a low blow to Panther!!! Panther is getting his ass kicked here tonight…and J-Dogg clotheslines him back over the barricade to ringside! If Panther can't mount an offense quick, the GNL are gonna have themselves the show they were looking for!

DD: Where the hell is the Dynasty when we need them?!

VJ: Panther just tossed back into the ring, and J-Dogg is headed back to the top rope! I have no clue what Gunn is going for here! Panther back to his feet…and here comes J-Dogg---OH MY GOD!!!!! HE DOVE RIGHT INTO A PANTHER CUTTER!!!!! J-DOGG DOVE RIGHT OFF THE TOP ROPE INTO A PANTHER CUTTER, AND HE IS DOWN!!!

DD: HAHAAH! That's what I'm talking about!

VJ: Panther…he just knocked the hell out of Johnny Gunn, and now he's got that chair, and nobody in this biz throws a chairshot like the CEO of NFWA Productions, Inc. J-Dogg back to his feet---DAMN!!!!!!! Panther just tattooed Gunn with that chairshot!!! J-Dogg is down and out!

DD: And so is the GNL! Look at this!

VJ: Panther with another shot! And another! P-Diddy is opening up on the GNL co-CEO! Panther just dragged J-Dogg back to the buckle, and now he's stomping down on Gunn! Panther putting the boots to the midsection of J-Dogg! Panther is stomping a mudhole and walking it dry!! Irish whip …J-Dogg reverses, but misses with the short arm clothesline…PANTHER CATCHES HIM RIGHT ON THE JAW WITH A BIG SUPERKICK! J-Dogg is down, Panther is in control…and this crowd is not liking it!

VJ: Whatever! Panther with a cat-like leap to the top rope! J-Dogg is down in the center of the ring, and he falls victim to a HUGE frog splash!!!!!! Panther mounting a huge offense, but in order to win this match, in order to squash the GNL uprising, Panther must make J-Dogg bleed, and it looks like Panther may be trying to do just that! Panther just rolled out to the floor, and he's getting more weapons! Panther getting some toys out from underneath the ring…

DD: And he's got WOOOOOD Vince! Can you imagine the GNL going down once and for all, all because J-Dogg got WOOOOOD?!

VJ: (Shakes his head) Panther just set that table in the ring! But watch J-Dogg!!! OH!!!!!!!! J-Dogg tried to baseball slide that table into the face of Panther, but Panther saw it coming! J-Dogg missed the baseball slide, and Panther used the table to knock J-Dogg halfway up the aisle! And he may be out!

DD: Jonathan! Get off your lazy ass and check him! I think he's bleeding!

VJ: I doubt it, but Panther caught him with a good shot anyway. J-Dogg is out of it in the aisle as Panther waits on him in the ring. What the hell is Panther doing?! Panther looks to be setting up for something…he hits off the ropes now…CORKSCREW PLANCH---OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!

DD: Holy sh*t!!!!

VJ: J-Dogg got the table in the way, and Panther dove headfirst into the wood!!!! Panther…he may be busted open after that, but watch J-Dogg! J-Dogg has that cookie sheet…ATOMIC FACEBUSTER!!!!!! J-Dogg just used that cookie sheet for an atomic--PANTHER IS BLEEDING DAVE!! IT'S OVER!!

DD: No he's not! No he's not!

VJ: Panther is holding his face and the back of his head! Panther is in a world of hurt after the beating he's taken at the hands of the GNL co-CEO! And J-Dogg is fired up!!

DD: Well get up and cool his ass down!

VJ: J-Dogg just grabbed Panther and tossed him back into the ring! Panther is out of it, and now it's time for J-Dogg to take control of this one! J-Dogg has Panther by the hair…KNIFE EDGE CHOP!!!! And another one! J-Dogg with an Irish whip…Panther reverses and J-Dogg catches him on the jaw with a springboard elbow!!!!! Panther is down, J-Dogg hits off the ropes…ROLLING SPLASH!!! This match is going back and forth Dave, and you've gotta hand it to both of these men! The hatred runs so deep between Panther and J-Dogg that neither man wants to accept a loss from the other! Both of these men are giving it their all to avoid a loss! This match is not only NFWA Vs GNL, but it's a battle for pride! It's very personal between these men! And what's J-Dogg doing?!

DD: Something gay no doubt!

VJ: Stop it! J-Dogg has that chair…and he bashes Panther right in the head! And again sends Panther staggering to the buckle! J-Dogg sets that chair up into the center of the ring now! J-Dogg hits off the ropes…SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK OFF THE CHAIR!!! Panther just got obliterated by that shot!

DD: But he's not busted open! Trust me, Vince, there's absolutely nothing J-Dogg can do to make Panther bleed!

VJ: That remains to be seen! Panther just whipped into the other buckle! And J-Dogg with a handspring elbow! He calls this Hurricane Johnny…uh oh!!!!

DD: Yeah! Well it looks like Hurricane Johnny is about to get downgraded to a tropical depre---

VJ and DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

VJ: PANTHER JUST DRAGON SUPLEXED J-DOGG ONTO THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! THE CHAIR HAS BEEN DAMN NEAR DESTROYED, AND PANTHER MAY HAVE BROKEN GUNN'S NECK AGAIN!

DD: Did you…my God Vince! That chair folded back up on J-Dogg's neck!

VJ: J-Dogg looks like he's been in a car wreck, and Panther is smiling! The sick son of a bitch is smiling! J-Dogg has barely moved since the Dragon Suplex…oh no! Ref, you may have to stop this!

DD: Yeah! Stop it so that the GNL can remain on network TV for the rest of it's miserable existance!

VJ: Panther…he's going for Da Bomb!!! Panther's gonna drop Da Bomb on J-Dogg!

DD: Pay attention Vince! This is how you really snap some neck!

VJ: Panther…HERE IT COMES…J-DOGG COUNTERS!!!! J-Dogg counters..he spins Panther around---DOGG'S BITE…OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

DD: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!

VJ: PANTHER WITH A WHEELBARREL SUPLEX JUST FOLDED J-DOGG UP LIKE AN ACCORDIAN!!!!! He snapped his neck that time! He had to!!!

DD: I've never see anything like that in my life! And I think his head hit that chair again!

VJ: J-Dogg is getting his clock cleaned in there! J-Dogg is trying to get back up…and there you see Panther! Toying with Gunn! Taunting him! What a sick son of a---oh no! boot to the midsection by Panther…DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!! J-DOGG JUST FELT DA BOMB!!!!!! The GNL co-CEO has been absolutely destroyed!

DD: That's it Panther! All you gotta do it take one of those chairs, take a piece of glass or something and finish what you started Friday! Make J-Dogg bleed…what's he doing, Vince?!

VJ: He just turned his attention to the GNL wrestlers in the crowd again! That could be a mistake here! J-Dogg is out! He is ripe for the pickings, and Panther is going to the floor…HE JUST SNATCHED BRAD BLITZ OVER THE BARRICADE…PANTHER CUTTER ON BLITZ!!!!!!!!! STAKS WITH A SPEAR ON PANTHER!!! TRISTRAM, THUNDER, BLAQUE AND BLUE!!! IT'S BROKEN LOOSE AGAIN!!!!!

DD: Damn it!!!

VJ: The GNL is trying to take Panther's head off!!!!!! They're trying to get at the NFWA CEO…Panther wisely rolls back into the ring as security tries to hold back the GNL! Damn it…it looks like a damn riot just broke loose!

DD: Well I can understand Panther being pissed about the GNL attacks recently, but---DOGG'S BITE!!!!!

VJ: THE DOGG'S BITE!!!!!! J-DOGG JUST NAILED PANTHER WITH THE DOGG'S BITE!!!!!! Panther was distracted by the GNL on the outside of the ring, and he walked right into the Dogg's Bite! And J-Dogg has a pipe!

DD: Damn it! Panther, you're the brightest mind in the game! You coulda kicked their asses after the match!

VJ: But he didn't, and now the GNL is a pipejob away from a 2^nd TV show!

DD: They're a what?! Hey…why is that slut Tina in the ring?!

VJ: J-Dogg is waiting for Panther to get back to his feet! Tina's in there rooting on her new boss J-Dogg! This is it! This is the end of Panther right here…huh?! Tina just caught J-Dogg's hand…WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!! DDTINA ON J-DOGG!!!!! DDTINA ON J-DOGG!!!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?!?!?!

DD: (Smiling) Hey…she just hit J-Dogg!

VJ: You're damn right she just hit J-Dogg! Tina joined the GNL Friday Night, she was the one responsible for sending Panther completely over the edge and now…Panther's smiling! Tina is smiling! We must have about 50 security guards trying to keep the GNL wrestlers out of the ring! And what the hell did Tina just hand Panther?!

DD: Are those…pliers?!

VJ: Tina just handed Panther some…oh good God don't! Panther has J-Dogg by the hair…what the hell…OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! PANTHER RIPPING THE STITCHES OUT OF J-DOGG'S FACE WITH THOSE PLIERS!!! PANTHER…SWEET JESUS…PANTHER IS RIPPING AND TEARING AT THE FLESH OF JOHNNY GUNN…RING THE BELL DAMN IT!!!! HE'S BLEEDING!!!

DD: How about that! Guys, I hope you enjoyed Cable, cuz you will never, ever be seen on cable TV again! Get back to UPN, bitches!

VJ: Panther and Tina are actually running out of the arena! They're making the great escape with the GNL hot on their tails!!!!

DD: HAHA! What about that Vince?!

VJ: Damn it! The GNL has been absolutely, positively robbed here tonight!

DD: Hey, it's not like Panther didn't have J-Dogg beat! You said it yourself! And ladies and gentlemen, mark down your calendars! Sunday Night, July 22^nd, the beginning of the end for the GNL! Long live Panther!!!

VJ: (Sighs) That's…they pulled one over on us! Tina…we actually thought she jumped ship to the GNL roster…but apparently we were wrong!

DD: Dead wrong! Just like the GNL! Dead! It's dead and buried here tonight, thanks to the greatest CEO ever to walk the face of God's Green Earth! Aren't you happy, Vince?!

VJ: I'm disgusted!

DD: Well you should be disgusted when you look at yourself in the mirror every morning! This is not a time for digustion! This is a time for celebration! The GNL is dead, and up next we've got the Ultimate Destruction Match!!! HAHAAHAHA!

VJ: "Disgustion"?!

DD: It's a word! Look it up!

Kammy: It's ok Nightmare. You proved tonight that Havok can't beat you!

Nightmare: I know, but I want another piece of his ass! I wanna show him…Path, you got to give him the Asylum Bomb here tonight! I wanna show him what an Extreme Dream is all about! I wanna hurt him…

Path: Calm down bro! After what we did to Johnny Havok tonight, we probably won't see him for a long, long time!

VJ: OH!!!! It's Johnny Havok!

DD: What in the damn ass hell?!

VJ: Havok just came out of nowhere and attacked Path! Nightmare catches him from behind….we've got another double team on our hands! TnT is going to work on…WHAT THE HELL?! IT'S THE EXTREMIST AGAIN!

DD: HUH!?

VJ: The Extremist just came outta nowhere and blasted Nightmare with that barbwire board! There's a shot to Path! Extremist with one to the face of Havok now…OH MY GOD!!! LOW BLOW WITH THAT BARBWIRE BOARD!!!

DD: Somebody get that psychopath out of there! He's gonna kill somebody!

VJ: OH!!! Extremist…he's driving that barbwire into the chest of Nightmare! Kammy is fighting to try and get the Extremist off of her fiancé, and now here comes security to get this lunatic out of there! What a crazy night it has been!!!!

DD: This is what we've all been waiting for!

VJ: And it's under way!!!!! The fight is on! The Ultimate Destruction Championship, and everybody is going at it! Look at this! We've got Kid Money and Scarlet KV going at it! Rage and Killa! Downcast and Lightning! Blade and Tempo are double teaming Neep! It's all breaking loose here!

DD: Hey…what's Diamond doing?!

VJ: Diamond just went to the floor and grabbed a ladder! All the men are fighting, and Diamond is setting up the ladder in the ring! Diamond is going for the gold!

DD: Alright guys! You all said that a woman doesn't belong in this match! You can't let her get 1 of those belts!

VJ: Diamond…she's going for the World Title! Diamond has her hand on the World title! This is amazing ladies and gentlemen…WATCH KILLA!!!!

DD: OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!

VJ: DIAMOND OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!! SHE JUST WENT CRASHING HARD TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!

DD: Stupid bitch!

VJ: Diamond is down thanks to the champion! Downcast measuring Killa…KILLA DODGES THE SPEAR AND DOWNCAST CAUGHT RAGE!!!!

DD: OH NO!!!!

VJ: Downcast just took out his own Dynasty teammate! Downcast and Rage both went flying out to the arena floor, and this one is spilling into the crowd now!! Kid Money and Scarlet KV are battling it out in the front row! Blade and Tempo are double teaming Neep out over here by us!

DD: hey now! We don't have anymore tables! You set one foot over here and I will bust a cap in all ya asses!

VJ: All hell is breaking loose in this match here! And we've got Lightning and Killa left in the ring! Lightning and Killa are in there all alone! 2 of the greatest World Champions in history…AND THEY'RE GOING AT IT!!!!! LIGHTNING AND KILLA! Lightning and Killa are trading blows in the center of the ring! And Lightning is getting the upper hand! Lightning is getting the upper hand…OH!!!! Killa with a knee to the midsection! And an elbow to the top of the head! Irish whip by Killa…Lightning reverses…

DD: HEY!

VJ: OH MY!!!! NEEP JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!

DD: He almost hit me, Vince!

VJ: Neep was trying to climb back into the ring when he got bowled over by Killa…LIGHTNING BOLT…NO!!! Lightning shoved into the ropes…Rage just lowbridged the Toughman Champion and Lightning goes out to the floor! And look at this! The Dynasty is doing a number on Lightning on the floor! And Killa has that ladder! Killa may be going for one of the titles here!

DD: He may be going for the world!

VJ: Killa setting that ladder up…no wait a minute! He just set it on the canvas…OH MY!!!!!!! KILLA JUST BASEBALL SLID THAT LADDER RIGHT INTO LIGHTNING, DOWNCAST AND RAGE!!!! All 3 of those men have been taken out! Tempo from behind with a steel chair..HARD SHOT TO THE BACK OF KILLA! Tempo with a boot to the midsection…DDT!!!! Killa just got spiked by Tempo! It could be all over for the Champion! 1…2…it's broken up by Diamond! We almost had a new World Champion right there!

DD: Damn it! I told ya these bitches had no place in this kinda match!

VJ: Diamond has Tempo by the hair…she tosses him into the buckle…DIAMOND ELBOW!!!! Tempo just got nailed, but watch the World Champion! Boot to the midsection of Diamond…oooooohhhhh--POWERBOMB!!!!! Killa just powerbombed the Women's Champion on that steel ladder!

DD: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

VJ: Killa showing no discrimination in this one! He's an equal oppurtunity--DAMN!!! Blade from behind! He just tossed that ladder right to the back of the head of Killa!!! The World Champion…oh! He's hurt! Blade just knocked the hell out of the champion, and there's a boot to the midsection! WOOD CUTTER!!!!!! Blade just hit Killa with the Wood Cutter…Dave, what if Blade were to walk out of here as the World Champion?!

DD: It could happen! He's in the Dynasty for a reason!

VJ: Yeah, cuz he's a corporate kiss ass! Blade setting up a ladder in the center of the ring…watch out for Neep! Neep just tossed that chair at the head of Blade…it's caught…OH!!!!! Neep just tattooed with a chairshot from Blade!!!! Diamond back up…SHE CATCHES A SHOT!!!! And now Tempo…

DD: They're buddies!

VJ: OH!!!!!! IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, AND BLADE JUST NAILED TEMPO RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT FEROCIOUS CHAIRSHOT!!!!! Tempo has just laid out everyone in the ring, and now Blade is home free on the gold! Blade…he's going for the Toughman Title! It looks like we're gonna have a new Toughman Champion right here right now!!! Blade is making the climb! Not another wrestler in site!

DD: This is…oh no! Look out Blade!

VJ: Killa is starting to get back to his feet. Blade is almost there…Blade…LOW BLOW BY KILLA!!!!!!

DD: Cheater!

VJ: Killa just nailed Blade with a low blow as he was going for the Toughman Title! And now what's he gonna do…

DD: Um…I don't know Vince, but I think Blade is about to die!

VJ: Killa climbing upon that ladder with Blade to get more leverage…oh! He wouldn't do that, would he?!

DD: He's crazy, so you know he will!

VJ: Killa is here in his hometown of Atlanta, and right now he has Blade on the ladder….MURDER…..

VJ and DD: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!

DD: Oh my God he's dead!!!!!!

VJ: Killa just destroyed Blade with the Murder from the ladder onto a C4 explosive!!!! Blade…oh my God! He's done!

DD: He's not done, he's dead! He's dead and buried and not alive! I feel sorry for his mother!!!

VJ: Killa has planted Blade 6 feet deep, and he's climbing the ladder himself! The World Champion is looking for Gold! Killa…HE GOT IT!!!!

DD: NOOOO!!!

VJ: So how about that Dave! Killa has just become a double champion! And now he's going for the World Title! If Killa pulls down that belt, he will most definitely leave here a double…

DD: Watch Diamond!

VJ: Diamond…OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!! SHE SHOVED THE LADDER DOWN, AND KILLA WENT CRASHING HARD INTO THE ELECTRIC BARBWIRE!!!!

DD: HAHAAH!

VJ: That's not funny! Killa is hurt, and he's hurt badly! Watch Tempo! Tempo sneaking up behind Diamond with a steel chair…DIAMOND WITH A LOW BLOW ON TEMPO!!!!

DD: Damn it!

VJ: Diamond with a low blow to Tempo, and now she sets that chair up…DDT ON THE CHAIR!!!! Tempo got planted! Diamond hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!

DD: I can't believe this!

VJ: Diamond pulls one out on Tempo!

DD: How in the hell…Vince, he just got beat by a woman!!! Dynasty members do not lose to women! They do not!

VJ: Well this one just did! Look over by the On Deadly Ground set. Lightning has been busted open thanks to Rage!

DD: The One Man Riot. Is this falls count anywhere?

VJ: I think so! We've got every referee in the NFWA out here to cover this match! We knew it would be out of control , and that's exactly what it is! Rage has Lightning…straight right hand to the face of the former Toughman Champ! That belt now belongs to the World Champion, Killa, which I'm sure will light a fire under Lightning!

DD: Yeah, talk about your fires! Right now, Rage is burning his ass!

VJ: Rage with another right hand to the face…Lightning with a boot to the stomach! A knife edge chop! Another right! Irish whip by Lightning…Rage reverses---OH!!! Lightning sent crashing hard into that metal area of the ODG set! Rage with a boot to the midsection…SITDOWN POWERBOMB!!! On the concrete! Referee Stephanie Jenkins over there for the count…1….2…Lightning got the shoulder up!!!!!

DD: Good God! They say White Men Can't Jump, but apparently Lesbians Can't Count either! That was a damn 3!!!

VJ: Dave! Will you be nice for once tonight?! God, I apologize for him ladies and gentlemen! Lightning barely able to ge--(gets knocked down as Kid Money tosses Scarlet KV over the barricade)

DD: Vince, get off your fat ass and call the match! Vince! Well, Scarlet KV is getting the hell beat out of him by Kid Money! Kid Money is fixing to avenge that Light Heavyweight Title fluke from earlier tonight!

VJ: (Back to his feet) It's crazy out here!

DD: Damn right it is!

VJ: Money has Scarlet KV…Irish whip, KV reverses and sends Kid Money crashing into the stairs!

DD: C'mon Kid…oh no! Is that what I think it is?!

VJ: It sure is! Scarlet KV set that C4 in place! He's got Kid Money now…

DD: Fight it Kid! Fight it!

VJ: KV has Kid Money set up…

DD: Oh my God!!!!

VJ: Kid Money just got killed with a belly to back suplex on that C4 by Scarlet KV!!! That had to take a lot outta both men!

DD: KV…he was trying to kill Kid Money, but he may have killed himself !!!

VJ: Both KV and Kid Money are down on the arena floor! And Blade still hasn't moved from that Murder off the ladder by Killa!

DD: That move Killa did…that's the kinda thing that can end a career, Vince.

VJ: That's why it's called Ultimate Destruction, because after this match, I can guarantee that none of these men will be the same. Back in the ring, Downcast is hammering Killa in the ribs with that ladder! Downcast just set that ladder up in a corner…he's gonna try and put Killa away with Total Dispear!

DD: HAHA! Yes! Downcast, hit him with it, then climb up the ladder and grab the World Belt! You'll be a triple Champion once again!

VJ: Downcast hooks Killa up! Killa is trying to power out of it! Killa lifts Downcast up over his head! Watch Neep…NEEP CLIPS KILLA'S KNEE FROM BEHIND! And Downcast falls into a pinning combination on Killa! 1…2…NEEP BREAKS IT UP!!!

DD: What! You idiot! Why'd the hell did ya do that?!

VJ: Neep, for whatever reason broke up the count, but right now he's focusing his attack on Killa! There's an elbow right to the throat of the World Champion by the X-Treme Champion!

DD: Um…we've got more ladder action back there!

VJ: What the…Diamond is making another climb up that ladder!

DD: What the hell is she still doing in the match?!

VJ: She tough!

DD: She's a woman! These guys gotta stop taking it easy on her! See, if I was in there…

VJ: Diamond climbing that ladder…she's going for the World Title again it looks like! We've got a 2^nd ladder set up in the ring…and now Scarlet KV is going for the X-Treme Title!!!! Diamond and Scarlet KV are both going for the gold! Diamond is determined to get that World Title belt!

DD: She's almost got it!

VJ: Diamond is about a half a step from the World, and KV is just a few rungs away from the X-Treme Title! Oh wait a minute…Kid Money into the ring with a chair…OH!!!!! Kid Money just blasted KV…and the ladder tips over…

DD: Watch Diamond!

VJ: KV just knocked Diamond off of her Ladder, but he hangs on! KV is going for the world title…DOWNCAST SPEARS THE LADDER, AND KV GOES FLYING INTO THE TOP ROPE!!!! Geez, what a match!!!! The best that the NFWA has to offer are giving it their all!

DD: Aww man…Downcast mighta hurt himself by spearing the ladder.

VJ: That's how bad these men wanna be the best! And look at Neep! Neep is stomping away on the World Champion Killa in the corner! Neep has turned it up a notch! Neep is…

DD: Look at Kid Money!

VJ: Kid Money…he's climbing up that ladder…he's going for the X-Treme Title belt it looks like! Kid Money is making the climb! Kid Money is looking for gold…AND HE'S GOT IT!!!!

DD: HAHA! Welcome back to Amityville!

VJ: Kid Money is for the 2^nd time an X-Treme Champion! And look at the look on Neep's face! He just realized that he lost his gold!

DD: Well don't stand there!

VJ: Neep is pissed! Kid Money just hopped down with the title belt…NEEP NAILS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! And another one! Neep is all over the new X-Treme Champion Kid Money! Irish whip sends Money into the buckle!! Here comes Neep now…

DD: OOOOH!!!!

VJ: Money got the title belt up!! Neep ran right into a belt shot from Kid Money! Money has him now…AMITYVILLE HORROR!!!!! He just spiked Neep! There's a cover…1…2…3!!!!!

VJ: And another man goes down! So far Neep and Tempo have been eliminated! Blade was injured earlier in the match and he's been carried back to the locker room on a stretcher! We've had our share of casualties in this matchup, and look in the aisle! Lightning and Rage battling back to ringside! Lightning has been busted wide open, as is Rage! Lightning has Rage by the hair…Rage just sent crashing into the guardrail!!! Rage staggers back into the stairs now…his face is a bloody mass! And watch Lightning…

DD: Look out RA--SH*T!!!!!

VJ: DAMN!!!!! Lightning tried to hit Rage with…with that looked like a Thez Press! Rage moved out of the way and Lightning hit headfirst off the ringpost, then his body went crashing into the steel stairs!!!!

DD: He may have busted ribs!

VJ: And a concussion at that! These men putting their bodies on the line here tonight! Rage just yanked Diamond out to the floor…she catches him with a right hand to the jaw…AND RAGE FIRES OFF WITH A KNEE TO THE MIDSECTION!!! Rage has Diamond by the hair…

DD: incoming…OH!!!!

VJ: Diamond just sent headfirst into the steel ringpost!!!! Her head smacked off that post with a sickening thud! And now Rage climbing into the ring! And he's going after Scarlet KV!

DD: HAHA! The hometown hero ain't doing too good, now is he?!

VJ: Killa is not in good condition! Downcast has been working him over with that steel chair. Killa is a double champion right now, so I guess you can say he has somewhat of an advantage over the others as far as walking out with gold here tonight! Rage with a slam on KV on the other side of the ring! Rage setting up a ladder…and now Rage is making the climb!!! Rage is climbing up the ladder, but he's nowhere near the titles.

DD: Rage, you idiot…I mean super guy, screw KV! Go for the gold!

VJ: Rage is on the top rung of the ladder now! It looks like Rage is gonna fly! Rage is gonna try to take out KV…watch Kid Money! Kid Money from behind Rage…HE JUST SHOVED RAGE OFF THE---

DD and VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!

VJ: Sweet Merciful Crap!!! Rage just shoved from the top of the ladder, and he crotched the electric barbwire!!! Rage…oh my God, can you imagine the feeling going through Rage's body right now?!

DD: I don't wanna imagine that! My God! That's electric barbwire!!!

VJ: God only knows what the One Man Riot is going through right now! Kid Money…DAMN!!!!! HE WALKED RIGHT INTO A CHAIRSHOT FROM DOWNCAST!!!! And…oh my! Look out on the floor!

DD: What in the world?!

VJ: Lightning and Diamond are going at it on the outside!!!! Diamond and Lightning! They're tearing into one another on the floor! Diamond rakes Lightning's eyes with those long nails of hers! Lightning is…he's been blinded!

DD: yeah, she damn near clawed his eyes out!

VJ: Diamond has Lightning…Irish whip…Lightning reverses..oh boy!!

DD: What about this, Vince!

VJ: Lightning has Diamond up on his shoulders…LIGHTNING ROD!!!! ON DIAMOND! ON THE CONCRETE!!!!! Diamond is out! 1…2…3!!!!

VJ: Wow!! That just goes to show you how far these superstars will go!

DD: Are you kidding me?! All that shows me is that Lightning ain't nothing but a wife beater!

VJ: A wife beater!

DD: yeah! Beats up on women! And that's your hero! He makes me sick!

VJ: You've gotta be…never mind! Kid Money now.. climbing up the ladder. He's tired, Dave.. I don't know if he will make it!

DD: He's gonna have to if he wants a damn belt, Vince!

VJ: Rage is up! He's climbing the other side of that ladder.. Kid Money is at the top and reaching for the title!

DD: Hurry up Raaage!!!

VJ: He's up there... stiff left hand by Kid Money! Rage almost flew off.. but now Rage fires back with a hard right of his own.. and another! Rage ties up with Kid Money..keep in mind they are on top of the ladder!

DD: Lighting is gonna try and tip it over! Look! That dumbass! Someone might get hurt!

VJ: Sparky spotted them climbin up.. but wait *BOOOOOM*..OHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOD! RAGE!!! HE JUST TOTALLY ANNIHILATED KID MONEY OFF THE LADDER!! AND MONEY LANDED ON A C4!!! GOOD GOD!! The explosion sent Kid Money out of the ring! And Rage is down as well! What a match folks! Downcast has Killa trapped in the corner, and he's burying the boots right into the midsection of the World and Toughman Champs! Downcast has Killa by the hair…Irish whip sends Killa into the ropes…Downcast misses with a clothesline…

DD: Oh no!!! Downcast!! Fight it!!!

VJ: Killa has Downcast set up for the Murder!

DD: he cannot do this to Downcast! He cannot do this to Mr. NFWA…OH!!!

VJ: Downcast with a low blow…Lightning into the ring…LIGHTNING BOLT ON KILLA!!!!!!

DD: HAHA!!!! Oh! Look!!

VJ: Downcast caught Lightning! He has him hooked in the middle of the ring…TOTAL DISPEAR!!!!!!! Lightning has just been nailed with Total Dispear!

DD: Vince, if Downcast can eliminate Lightning and Killa right here, he'll be my new hero!

VJ: Downcast looks like hes…look at KV! Scarlet KV is going for the I-C Belt!

DD: Hey, that;s Downcast's belt! You can’t go for Downcast's belt!

VJ: KV making the climb, and look at Downcast now! Downcast climbing up the other side! Both Downcast and KV and are going for the I-C Gold! KV looking to regain! Downcast looking to retain! What's gonna happen here?! OH! KV is at the top of the ladder…he's reaching for the gold…OH!!!! Downcast caught him with a right hand to the throat! KV fires back with one of his own!!! Downcast catches KV with another one!

DD: Downcast is a step higher! He's gonna get it! And still your NFWA I-C Cha--OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

VJ: Oh my! KV just slashed Downcast with that handblade!

DD: Where the hell did he get that from?!

VJ: KV just pulled that handblade out of nowhere and slashed Downcast! KV has a hand on the title…WAIT!!!! Kid Money just shoved the ladder over…KV GOES DOWN!!!!! KV goes down, but Downcast is hanging onto that hook! He's bleeding badly from that handblade slash…but look at this! Downcast…DOWNCAST SOMEHOW MANAGES TO PULL THE BELT--OH!!!!!!!!

DD: HAAH! What about it!!!

VJ: Downcast just took a bad fall to the mat, but he's still the 1^st person in this match to retain his title! He could be the only person!

DD: yeah, but he's still gotta get the TV!

VJ: Well folks, we started this thing with 10 participants and 5 titles! Now we're down to 6 participants and 2 titles. Finally, we get down to the nitty gritty! It’s Killa, it's Lightning, it's Kid Money, it's Downcast, it's Rage and KV in a flaming cell match to determine just who is the best wrestler in the NFWA today! And can you hear this crowd?! They're going crazy!

DD: I'm going crazy! Can you feel the heat in here!? And I'm not just talking about the cell!

VJ: Here we go! Kid Money going after Scarlet KV in the buckle! Downcast going at it with Lightning! Killa and Rage going at it! Lightning with an Irish whip sends Downcast to the buckle…THEZ!!!!!

DD: NO!

VJ: Lightning just caught Downcast with a Lou Thez Press in the ring, and the former Toughman Champ is on fire! He doesn't wanna leave here empty handed!

DD: It doesn't matter what he wants

VJ: Oh! That was original! Lightning has Downcast set up for what looks like a powerbomb…-OH!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!

VJ: Kid Money caught Lightning with a Kash Kick, and Lightning goes over the top…OH!! Lightning almost rolled right into the side of that flaming Cell! Downcast just climbed out to the floor over by Lightning. He's got Lightning by the hair…OH!!!!!!! Lightning just thrown right into the Flaming Cell!!!!! And again!

DD: Take a look at this! Lightning's career is going up in smoke, Vince!!!

VJ: Lightning is being destroyed…HE HIT OFF THE CELL AGAIN!!!! Downcast is being brutal here!!!! And…he's looking under the ring for something! What's he doing?! Kid Money is down in the ring, and now Scarlet KV is going after Killa with that handblade! There's a hard right hand by Killa…a boot to the midsection by KV! These 2 men are going at it here…oh no! KV uses the left hand to rake the eyes Killa! Oh wait a minute…KV JUST TRIED TO CUT KILLA'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT HANDBLADE!!!!!

DD: He tried to scalp him….UH OH! And he might pay for that!

VJ: Killa ducked the handblade, and now KV sent into the ropes…KILLA WITH A SPINEBUSTER ON KV!!!!!! Scarlet KV is down…Rage from behind on Killa…TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!!!!!! YES!

VJ: Rage just hit Total Annihilation on Killa! The World and Toughman Champion is down! And what the hell is Downcast doing on the floor?!

DD: Huh?!

VJ: Downcast has set up a table on the arena floor, and now he's got a gas can! What in the hell is Downcast doing with a gas can?!

DD: Screw that! Which one of those crackheads in the back was stupid enough to leave gasoline lying around during a flaming cell match…OH MAN, VINCE!!!! Downcast is pouring it on that table!

VJ: Downcast just poured that gas all over that table!

DD: Well it looks like he's gonna burn it, Vince! Now Lightning's really gonna go up in smoke!

VJ: Kid Money and Rage are climbing the ladder in the ring, but on the floor we've got Downcast and Lightning, and I don't like what Downcast is about to do…OH HE JUST SET THE TABLE ON FIRE!!!

DD: I told ya Vince!

VJ: We've got C4, electric barbwire, a flaming cell and now a flaming table! And Downcast has Lightning!

DD: Take a look at this! Ladies and gentlemen, set your VCR's , cuz this is the last time…huh?

VJ: Downcast just saw Rage and Kid Money going for his TV Title belt in the ring…Downcast is headed back into the ring now…no! Lightning pulls him to the outside…boot to the midsection of Downcast…

DD: Look out…OH NO!!!!!!!!

VJ: DOWNCAST JUST HIP TOSSED DOWNCAST THROUGH HE FLAMING TABLE!!!! DOWNCAST HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!

DD: He cannot do that to Mr. NFWA!

VJ: Rage and Kid Money are fighting atop the ladder in the ring! Kid Money is getting the upper hand…watch Scarlet KV here!

DD: What in the world is he doing?!

VJ: KV just grabbed Kid Money…oh my!

DD: This doesn't look good for Kid Money!

VJ: Kid Money is trying his hardest to hold onto this ladder…but it's no use! Scarlet KV had him…OH!!!!!! POWERBOMB BY KV!!!! FROM THE LADDER ONTO THE ELECTRIC BARBWIRE, AND KV WENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE FLAMING TABLE!!!!!! Bot Kid Money and Scarlet KV has been taken out…and Rage has the TV Title!!!!

VJ: Rage managed to pull down the TV Belt! And he's got his hands on the World Title! If Rage pulls it down this match is over--HE FELL!!!!!

DD: Ah..no!!!! You clumsy…I mean…Get up Rage!

VJ: The One Man Riot was about 1 step away from being the 2 time NFWA Champion! And now the current Champion Killa! Killa had Rage now!

DD: Hey! What the hell is he doing?!

VJ: I'll tell ya what he's doing! The One Man Riot is about to get…MURDERED!!!!!! RAGE JUST DROPPED ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!!!! Rage is down! Downcast is down on the outside! Kid Money and KV are still down after hitting the electric barbwire…and Lightning is back in the ring!

DD: Uh oh!

VJ: Lightning and Killa are the only men left standing in this match…and they're going face to face!!! I think you know what this means, Dave! These people have been waiting for this one all night long!

DD: Yeah! I hope these 2 idiots beat the hell outta each other!

VJ: And there they go! Killa and Lightning! They're going at it again! Lightning and Killa, all alone in the ring! They're trading blows! Killa with a rake to the eyes! Irish whip sends Lightning into the buckle…Killa hits off the ropes and drives him to the canvas with a bulldog!!!!! Killa just planted Lightning's face into the mat with that bulldog…

DD: Watch Downcast though! Watch him!

VJ: Downcast is back in the ring!

DD: And he's got STEEEEEEEEL!!!!

VJ: Turn around Killa…OH!!!!!!!! The World Champion just got tattooed with that chairshot!!!!!! Killa got nailed, and Downcast has him hooked!!! Downcast has Killa hooked…TOTAL DISPEAR!!!!!!

DD: It's over! Cover him!!!

VJ: Downcast just planted Killa in the middle of the ring with Total Dispear! Downcast is the last man standing in the ring…and he's helping up Rage?! Downcast just picked Rage up off the mat…what the hell is he doing?!

DD: See, the Dynasty is a family! Something you don't know about cuz your family is embarrassed to be seen with you. The Dynasty sticks together no matter what!

VJ Well Downcast may have the World Title won, and but he's helping up Rage…HEY!!!! Wait a minute! Downcast with a boot to the stomach…TOTAL DISPEAR ON RAGE!!!!!! TOTAL DISPEAR ON RAGE!!!! Downcast…

DD: What in the hell!

VJ: Downcast…he may be mad about losing the TV title, and he's taking it out on the new TV Champion! Chairshot to the head of Rage!!!! Rage is down! Killa is down…LIGHTNING FROM BEHIND CATCHES DOWNCAST WITH A RIGHT HAND!

DD: Watch the barbwire…OOOOH!!!!

VJ: Downcast staggered right back into the electric barbwire! Downcast has been shocked, and Lightning has one of those ladders…

DD: Look out Downcast…OH!!!!

VJ: OH my! Lightning charges in with that ladder shot but Downcast got the boot up, and the ladder goes right back into the face of Lightning! Lightning is dazed now, and watch Downcast…SPEAR!!!!! HE JUST SPEARED LIGHTNING OUT OF HIS BOOTS!

DD: Yes! Now climb up there and get the World Title, Downcast! You'll be a double champion again!

VJ: He could very well be! Downcast setting up that ladder again! Wait…Lightning is setting up one of his own!

DD: What?!

VJ: We've got 2 ladders being set up in the ring! Downcast and Lightning are both climbing those ladders! Both men going for the World Heavyweight Title!

DD: Yeah, but Downcast is higher! Downcast there's nothing Lightning can do!

VJ: Downcast is about 1 step away from achieving Championship gold!

DD: You can do it, Downcast! Put your back into it!!!

VJ: Huh?! Downcast…he's almost…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! LIGHTNING SHOVED THE LADDER OVER, AND DOWNCAST WENT HEADFIRST OVER THE TOP!

DD: His head is tangled in the ropes, Vince!

VJ: Downcast's head…oh my goodness! He's trapped in the ropes! Lightning is still climbing! Lightning is at the top of the ladder…

DD: Rage…Killa…Kid Money, KV! Somebody do something!!!

VJ: HE GOT IT!!!! HE GOT THE WORLD TITLE!!! THIS THING IS OVER!!!!!!!

VJ: Lightning is the World Heavyweight Champion once again! What a match this has been…hell! This wasn't a match, this was a damn war, and congrats to Lightning for walking out with the victory!

DD: Well damn it, he got lucky here and you know it! If Downcast didn't get caught in the ropes, there's no way he woulda won!

VJ: Whatever, but tonight in Atlanta, On Deadly Ground, Lightning is the last man standing, and he's the World Champion once again…

DD: Oh great! Now I'm blind!

VJ: We've got a blackout or something in here…Lightning got the win, but now what's going on?!

VJ: What the…it's Panther and Tina! It's Panther…I thought they left after the First Blood Match! What the hell is he doing here?!

DD: Don't worry about it! All you need to know is that our loving, caring CEO is back!!! Hey Johnson, get down on your hands and knees and salute the CEO!

VJ: Why did Panther come back!? Why now…what's going on?!

DD: Well if you'd shut your mouth you'd probably find out!

Panther: (Clapping) Sparky…congratulations on your win! You went through 8 men and 1 woman and walked out on top! Man…I respect that! Really…I do, and I hafta say that I am proud to have you standing in the ring right now representing the NFWA as the new World Champ! (Crowd pops in the background)

DD: Aww…what a class act that Panther is!

VJ: Well…I'm surprised! Panther actually showing a little bit of class here tonight!

Panther: That's right! Lightning, I'm proud of you! I'm proud of your performance in the UDC match tonight, and if anybody deserves that belt, it's you! Congratulations again! (The crowd pops) Yeah…such a shame though.

Lightning: A shame? What's a shame?

Panther: Well…I don't know quite how to say this, but it's your contract. Well, your contract expires tonight, as we all know. And…well…

Lightning: Panther…

Panther: Well, lemme tell ya! I wanted to renew your contract! I would've liked nothing better than for you to remain here in the NFWA as our Champion…but things don't always work out that way!

VJ: Dave…tell me Panther isn't saying what I think he's saying!

Panther: (Sighs) Lightning…if you don't know what I'm talking about, lemme make things a little more clear! Your contract is expired, so as of right now, you don't work here anymore!

Panther: Now Lightning, you can either do things the easy way, or the hard way! Now the easy way is for you to hand that belt over to me right now and leave the building with whatever's left of you still intact! And the hard way…(chuckles) well you can get your ass beat all over this ring, I'll take the belt from you and throw your ass out on the streets! Either way you look at it Sparky, you don't work here anymore, so I'm stripping you of the World Championship!!!!! Now hand it over!!!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: What the hell is…this is the biggest pile of bullsH*t I've ever seen! Lightning just went through holy hell to get that World Title belt, and before he's even able to celebrate, Panther is stripping him of the title!

DD: Well…Lightning doesn't have a contract! He doesn't work here anymore! Rules are rules!

VJ: Rules my ass! Lightning gave the contract to Panther himself Friday Night! Panther coulda signed it whenever he wanted, and here tonight, he's just screwed Lightning out of the World Title! This has to be…

Panther: I don't have all damn night Lightning! Hand the belt over now before I take it from your ass!

VJ: What a disgusting human being!

DD: He's just doing his--HEY!!!!!! He cannot do that!

VJ: Lightning just tossed the belt into the face of Panther!!!! That belt just hit Panther right in the mouth!

Panther: (Holding his mouth) Ok! Ok! It's like that, huh?

VJ: Oh Damn!!!

DD: HAHA! I guess it's gonna be the hard way then!

VJ: Tina with a low blow on Lightning! It's Downcast from the floor with a Kendo stick…DAMN IT!!! HE JUST BLASTED LIGHTNING WITH THAT SHOT!!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!!! LIGHTNING IS ALL OVER DOWNCAST WITH THAT KENDO STICK AS PANTHER AND TINA WATCH ON!!!! This has to be the biggest injustice I've ever seen here!

DD: He had no right throwing that belt at our CEO, and now he's paying for it!

VJ: Lightning is being assaulted by Downcast! He's been busted wide open! He'd been beaten badly enough during the UDC match, and he's getting another one after the match! And look at Panther! Panther is measuring Lightning with that belt…DAMN IT!!!!! PANTHER JUST BLASTED LIGHTNING IN THE HEAD WITH THE WORLD TITLE!!! LIGHTNING IS DOWN!!!! Lightning has been beaten down by Panther and Downcast…and now Rage gets a shot in! This is…this is horrible!

Panther: (Standing on Lightning's throat) Now bitch, listen! I told you before that I made your ass, and I could break your ass! Well Spark, consider yourself broken!!! As of right now, you're gone from the NFWA! You are stripped of the World Heavyweight Championship, and whether you like it or not, whether the jackasses in the stands like it or not, your career…is over! Now get the f*ck outta MY RING, bitch!!!

VJ: this has to be the biggest screwjob I've ever seen! Lightning won the World Title! He won Ultimate Destruction, only to have the World Title, and apparently his NFWA career stolen from him by Panther and the Dynasty!

DD: Well maybe next time he'll work harder to get that damn contract signed. (Chuckles) Like there'll be a next time!

VJ: Lightning is being removed from the arena…what the hell is going on with the World Title?! Who the hell is the Champion now that Lightning is gone! Folks, thank you for joining us in Atlanta! We'll see ya this Friday Night on the Slam!!! So long!