DD: Damn right I am, Johnson! This is a very special night, Vince! Ya see, not only is this the 1 year anniversary of the NFWA's very 1^st PPV…it’s the 1 year anniversary of the Dynasty baby! That's right, the Dynasty was formed one year ago at this very event, and tonight is gonna be the Dynasty's night! I guarantee it!

VJ: Well last year we crowned our very 1^st NFWA World Champion in Crazy Lou. This year, history could repeat itself as Ice Cube defends the World Title against Rage in…a Triple Deck Cell match! And you remember how brutal the last one of those matches was!

DD: Damn right I do! And tonight, in front of the World, Rage, all by himself, is gonna melt the Ice! I can't wait!

VJ: We've also got a match between 2 friends. 2 men that have mutual respect for one another, as Lightning does battle with the Extremist in a Death Match! Rage and Downcast defend the Tag Gold against the Side Show Freaks and Grant "Neep" Turner, who as we just found out yesterday will be teaming up with Johnny Havok!

DD: What?!

VJ: That's right! Former TV Champion Johnny Havok! And you know he has a score to settle with Downcast! What a night this is gonna be! Let's lick things off with the Women's Title on the line!

DD: Uh…did you just say "let's lick things off?"

DD: HAHA! Oh my God…Vince!!! Did you see that?!

VJ: Stephanie…I can't believe she just did that! Stephanie just blasted the Women's Champ out on the arena floor and look at her! Look at Steph! She's…she's beating the hell outta Kammy!!!!

DD: HAHA! I've been waiting for this one, Vince! We're gonna get to see some bra and panties! Bra and panties, Vince! BRA AND PANTIES!! HAHA!!!

VJ: Will you calm down! Referee Stephanie Jenkins is trying to pull these 2 women apart! WHOA!!!! Stephanie just shoved Steph Jenkins right on her ass! McMahon is all business!

DD: But watch Kammy!!!!

VJ: Kammy just jumped onto the back of Stephanie!

DD: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Ride her! Rid…

VJ: Will you STOP?! Jesus, man! Kammy has Stephanie by the hair…what is she doing…OH MY!!!!! She just scratched Stephanie right in the throat! Right in…she did it again!!!! My God, these woman are vicious tonight!

DD: I don't care! Davey likes em rough! HA!

VJ: You…you're a pervert, you know that?! Kammy tosses Stephanie McMahon back into the ring and now she's got that Women's Title belt again! Kammy just climbed into the ring with the Women's Title…and now she's measuring Steph with it! She's gonna blast Steph with that belt! Look out, Steph…WHOA!!!

DD: She missed!

VJ: Kammy missed with the belt shot…Stephanie with a schoolgirl on Kammy! No pins in this one…hey ! Wait a minute…

DD: PUPPIES!!!! I SEE PUPPIES!!!

VJ: Steph is trying to tear that …oh damn! Kammy's coming out of her top there…Dave is about to have a cardinary over here! Stephanie is clawing away at that dress…

DD: Is she wearing a bra?!

VJ: I don’t know--OH!!!! KAMMY JUST BLASTED STEPHANIE RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT BELT!!!!

DD: HAHA! She knocked the salami out of her!

VJ: Uh…I didn't know she had any salami in her…nevermind! Let's just call the match. Kammy just rolled Steph onto her stomach and she's mounting her now! What is…she's going for the zipper!!! What a smart move by Kammy to go for the zipper! Stephanie…she's doing everything in her power to protect that gown!

DD: Don't fight it!

VJ: You don't care who wins this match, do you? All you care about is that you get to see one of these young ladies in their underwear. Admit it!

DD: (Shakes his head yes/smiles)

VJ: Kammy hammering Stephanie across the back…Steph is trying to fight this with all of her might and now what's Kammy doing?! Kammy…she just pulled Steph up…she may be going for what she calls the Kammyplex…OH!!!!! Stephanie with a jaw breaker…SHE JUST RIPPED ONE OF THE STRAPS OFF OF KAMMY'S DRESS!!!

DD: Look! Vince! I can see em!!!!

VJ: (Ignoring Dave) Steph rips off the other strap…Stephanie with a spear!!!! Kammy is down…Stephanie is tugging at that Evening Gown! Steph…that gown is coming off! That gown is coming off! We could have a new Champion right here…NO!!!! Kammy just kicked Stephanie right in the head with that high heel shoe!

DD: Awww!!!

VJ: Steph caught that shot right between the eyes! Stephanie Jenkins trying to make sure that Stephanie McMahon is ok…OH MY!!! Stephanie…I think she thought Jenkins was Kammy and she just slapped her in the---Jenkins just slapped Steph back! Stephanie McMahon…SHE JUST SPEARED STEPHANIE JENKINS!!!! STEPHANIE MCMAHON JUST SPEARED THE DAMN REF, AND NOW THEIR GOING AT IT…

VJ: Stephanie McMahon is all over the ref…she's stripping Stephanie Jenkins!! She's actually…Stephanie Jenkins has just been stripped to her bra and panties!!!!!

DD: HAHA! Call my momma, Vince!!! We got Bra and Panties on PPV--KAMMYPLEX!!!!!!

VJ: KAMMY OUTTA NOWHERE WITH THE KAMMYPLEX!!!! Steph is down…Kammy…KAMMY HAS DONE IT!!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHA! Bra and Panties! Bra and panties!! Do you see that, Vince?!

VJ: Stephanie McMahon has been stripped down, and Kammy will walk out of this one with the victory! My God…what a wild match that was! Kammy…hey wait a just a minute! That's Path! What's he doing out here?

DD: Hey, ya got 2 women lying in the ring in bra and panties! Why wouldn't he be out here?!

VJ: Panth…he's in the ring. We all know the history between Kammy and Pa--HEY!!! Wait just a damn minute! He just hit Kammy…SON OF A BITCH NO!!!!!!!!! THE ASYLUM BOMB!!!!!!!!!! THE ASYLUM BOMB ON KAMMY!!!!!!! That piece of garbage!!!!!! What the hell is wrong with him! What…he's ripping off here evening gown…

DD; MORE BRA AND PANTIES!!!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST PAY-PER-VIEW IN THE HISTORY OF OUR SPORT!!!!!!! Hell yeah!!!!

VJ: That was disgusting!!! Path…I can't believe he just did that!!!

Ice Cube: Hey bitch!  Whos the pussy!?  I'm a pussy!?  Ever gotten an ass kickin from a pussy!?!

Mr. Scarface: Back the fuck up nigga or I'll bust a cap in yo azz and get my homies to bust you up good foo!

Ice Cube: Speak english motherfucker! Lets fight here!  Right now!  Come on!

Mr. Scarface: Yo bitch I'll fuck you up goood! MOTHAFUCKA!

Ice Cube: WHOS THE PUSSY NOW MOTHERFUCKER!?!

Mr. Scarface: Let go me mothafucka!  AHH

Ice Cube: What ever you say!

Ice Cube: You'll get your chance at me in the ring soon enough bitch!

DD: Ahh…what the hell was that, Vince?!

VJ: The World Champion is here! Ice Cube has arrived!!!

DD: He's gonna get it in that Cell match tonight! Just watch!

Tina: Can you believe him?

Chyna: Yeah! What a jerk

Panther: Ladies, ladies! Don't even sweat it! Don't worry about Ice Cube. Tonight…in that Triple Deck Cell match…I promise that Ice Cube is gonna get his.

RS: Hi guys…I was just wo…

Panther: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Rosie…maybe I'm wrong, but isn't this the VIP Room?

RS: Yeah…but…

Panther: And are you a VIP?

RS: Well…technically…

Panther: What makes you think you can just barge in here? No knocking, no nothing!

RS: Well…I'm sorry…it's just that I wanted to get a word with the Dynasty about their matches tonight. Uh…I can see that the rest of the group isn't here right now…but can I get a quick word with you?

Panther: (Sighs) Rosie, you're lucky I'm in a good mood. What is it?

RS: Well…Chyna, in a little while you're gonna be going up against Diamond in a Steel City Showdown. That means chairs and chains are legal. How do you feel about that match?

Chyna: Well, Rosie…Diamond said she wanted to fight me because I was the only woman in the NFWA she had never beaten. Well there's a reason for that. I mean…for the last couple of months, every single time I've been anywhere near Diamond, she's gotten her ass whipped. I've beaten Diamond worse than any other woman here in the NFWA…hell! Than any man in the NFWA. So Diamond, just cuz tonight you get to use chairs and chains doesn't mean things are gonna be any different. Tonight is just gonna be like any other night for you, and that'll be you getting your ass kicked by the 9^th Wonder of the World!

RS: Ok…now Panther…earlier this week you told the World that you had 2 special announcements that you were gonna talk about tonight at Maximum Carnage. Well…I was wondering…

Panther: Say no more Rosie. You come in here and you bat those pretty little eyes of yours to try and get the secret outta me, but Rosie, you're gonna have to wait just like everybody else around the world. K sweetie?

RS: Well…ok. Chyna appears to be ready for her match against Diamond and we look forward to Panther's big announcement here tonight! Let's take you back to ringside with Vince and Dave!

DD: C'mon El Scorcho! OH!

VJ: Hard right hand by El Scorcho sends Insane crashing to the mat! Insane back up…he gets nailed with another one! And another one! El Scorcho has Insane…Irish whip sends him into the ropes…El Scorcho misses with the big boot…Insane off the other side…HIGH CROSS BODY!!! 1…2…kickout by El Scorcho!

DD: Man! Insane is on fire in this one!

VJ: He's not giving El Scorcho a chance to breathe! El Scorcho trying to get back to his feet…Insane blasts him with a right hand! There's another one! Insane…A BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!!

DD: HAHA! He kicked the snot outta El Scorcho!

VJ: Insane…he looks like he's trying to end this one early. Insane is headed to the top rope…he's measuring El Scorcho here…Insane takes a di---OH MY GOODNESS!!!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH!!!! El Scorcho caught Insane in midair…SCORCHINATOR!!!!!!!

DD: It's over!!!!!

VJ: This one is all! There's the count…1…2…3!!!! No!!! Insane got his hand on the bottom rope!

DD: Man! I swore this one was over!

VJ: I think that El Scorcho did too! El Scorcho is arguing with referee Doug Peterson!

DD: I think he's gotta good point! I thought he had him!

VJ: Watch Insane! Insane is trying to shake out the cobwebs! El Scorcho…has him by the hai--LOW BLOW BY INSANE!!!!! El Scorcho just got blasted downstairs! Insane hooks him up…TOTAL INSANITY!!!!! He just drilled him! There's the cover…1…2…3!!!! This one is over!!!

VJ: Well Dave, Insane was just a bit too much for El Scorcho there! Total Insanity does the trick, and El Scorcho falls victim…

MC: Damn it, Steve! Where the hell is he?!

Jiggly Steve: I dunno! I dunno! Last time I saw him he was licking the salt off of the pretzels in the lobby!

MC: Well damn it! It's almost time for the Tag Title match! We need him to be here!

Jiggly Steve: Look, I'm sure he's gonna be here and…

MC: Hey you!!!! GET THAT CAMERA OUTTA HERE! Get out!! Get out!!!!

Panther: (Gives Squirrel 5) Aight! Tonight is the night! You guys ready?

Dynasty: Yeah!

Panther: Blade, Squirrel, Rage, Chyna…I don't want any mistakes tonight! Tonight we've gotta make sure everything works out perfectly. Just stick to the gameplan, and Rage, bring that belt back home where it belongs!

Rage: Ha! Panther, you don't even need to worry about that. I beat Ice Cube before, tonight, I'm gonna do it again!

Squirrel: (Snickers) Yeah! That belt is gonna be right back in the Dynasty where it belongs. (laughs)

Panther: Wait! Squirrel…Blade…everybody listen up. I don't care what happens tonight in that match, I don't want the Dynasty interfering in that!

Blade: What?!

Panther: that's right! This is a big money match! Battle of the Riot Makerz! People have been waiting for this sh*t for months, and I'll be damned if I'm gonna have the match ruined by outside interference!

Blade: But what about…

Panther: No buts! I don't want the Dynasty going anywhere near that Cell tonight. You hear me?

Squirrel: You got it, P-Diddy!

Panther: Ok.

DD: HAHA! Can you believe that, Vince!? What a caring CEO!!

VJ: Well…I've gotta say that pretty admirable of Panther…but you can never put anything past the Dynasty…

DD: Shut your mouth! Everything's gonna be just fine! It’s gonna be a great match!

Firestorm: Wait a minute! Wait! Do people know who the hell I am?! Do you…

SG: Look…Mr. Firestorm, we've been given orders by the CEO to make sure that you don't enter the arena tonight.

Firestorm: But…

SG: I'm sorry. I'm just doing my job.

Firestorm: I'm the damn…this is bullsh*t!!!

SG: (Tips his hat) Hello Mr. Light--WHOA!!

Firestorm: What the…DAMN IT!! This is bullsh*t! Bullsh*t!!!! I can't believe this!!!!!

VJ: There yo usee the cell lowering ... Up next we'll have Path and Kid Money in a Hell in a Cell Tables Match! What about it, Dave?!

DD: What about it? Another stupid cell match, with some wood. Big deal. Well, I like the part about wood, but a cell? How pathetic!

VJ: We've had some of the greatest matches in cell's!

DD: Yeah .. Right!

DD: Turn around, Path!

VJ: Kid Money spins him around .. Hard right shots to the head .. Irish Whip into the steel! Now remember .. You don't have to pin or get out to win, you must put your opponent through a table! Kid Money is already signaling for a table .. Why so early?!

DD: It's way to early for a table, faggot! The ref tossed one in through the door to him ...

VJ: Clothesline from behind by Path! Path picked Kid Money up by the hair ... He's dragging him along that steel cage! Kid Money is busted open! Path with a Double Arm DDT! Path is setting up a table .. He has Kid Money up .. What's he gonan do with him?! He's setting him up for a .. Powerbomb! Kid Money kicked the table over! That was close! This match would have been over if Kid Money didn't kick that table over.

DD: I have to admit, that was pretty smart. I'll give that to him.

VJ: Path has him up again .. He's setting up the table .. Low blow by Kid Money! Both men are down .. Maybe not .. Kid Money slowly to his feet .. He's kicking at the side of the cage .. What's he doing?!

DD: He's trying to get to the outside, genius!

VJ: But why?! He has Path up .. Irish Whip into the cage .. The cage broke! Path was sent flying right throw the side of the cell! Kid Money hops to the outside .. He's getting another table .. Like one isn't enough! How in the ..

DD: He'll never be able to do that! What is he stupid?! Kid Money is going to try and take the table to the top of the cell .. He'll never do it!

VJ: He's half way up .. I won't doubt it .. He's up! Kid Money got the table to the top of the cell! Path is still down .. But he's slightly moving .. and he has a chair in his hands .. Kid Money doesn't see it ..

DD: Kid Money wouldn't do that .. He's to afraid

VJ: I don't think he is .. Kid Money is near the edge of the cell .. What's he gonna do?! OH MY GOD! Kid Money just tried a Moonsault off the top of the cell .. But Path swung that chair and nailed him on his way down .. He nearly took his head off! Kid Money is busted open .. Even more! path is sick .. This guy .. He has the chair again .. What a shot! C'mon .. You have the chance .. Get the table already! Path is picking up the steel stairs .. He has them high over his head ..

DD: That must hurt! Path just dropped those steps onto the ribs of Kid Money! Path has him up .. Belly to Belly Suplex! There's another! Path is starting to make the climb to the top ... That table is still up there ya know ..

VJ: Yeah, but it's no good if Kid Money doesn't have the strength to get up there! Path is on the top .. He's telling Kid Money to bring it .. But He's still down! Kid Money is slowly up ..

DD: He's not going to try and get up there, is he? It'll take hours! Oh gosh! He's gonna try it. Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock, Tick, Tock .. Oh c'mon already! He's not even half way up!

VJ: He was just nearly killed, give him a break. He's half way there ... Path is yelling to the annoucner .. He yelled for a chair! The annoucner won't toss .. The announcer tossed a chair up o ntop of the cell for Path!

DD: He was probably afraid Path would go after him or something .. Kid Money is almost up .. I don't believe it! He made it! Path is stalking him with that chair .. He took .. No he didn't .. What the ?! Path just swung the chair at Kid Money .. And missed?!

VJ: Kid Money ducked to retard! Kid Money with a shot to the gut of Path .. Kid Money on his knees .. He has the chair .. What a shot to the back of Path's legs! Kid Money is up .. A shot to the head! This will give Kid Money some time to catch his breath .. Maybe not .. He's going at Path again with that chair .. What a shot! He has him up .. What's he gonan do?!

DD: He's gonna give Path a bit of wood! He has his set up .. Powerbomb! Powerbomb through the table ..

VJ and DD: OOOOOOH MY GOOOOODDDDD!

VJ: KID MONEY POWERBOMBED HIM THROUGH THE TABLE AND THE CELLED SNAPPED! PATH WAS SENT TO THE CANVAS FROM THE TOP OF THE CELL!

DD: I don't believe that!

VJ: What a win for Kid Money! We need some help out here for Path!!

DD: HAHA! That was almost as good as bra and panties!!!!!

VJ: We've got EMT's out here ladies and gentlemen…they're trying to come to the aid of Path.

DD: He's Dead Vince! He's gotta be!

VJ: Stop that! I have to say…I don't agree with the things Path does all the time…but I hate to see something like this happen to anybody.

DD: Who gives a damn what you like?! This is what the NFWA is all about! This is what makes this the best damn…

VJ: Wait a minute! That…that's Kammy!

DD: What the hell is she doing out here?! And what happened to the bra and pantie…what the hell?!

VJ: Kammy's out here and she's got a staple gun! That's a damn staple gun! OH MY GOD!!!!!!! She just got Path with that damn staple gun! Right in the head!!!!

DD: Vince…she's crazy!

VJ: Kammy…AGAIN!!! My goodness! Kammy is trying to take Path out…she did it again!

DD: Somebody shoot that psychotic bitch! Shoot her! Shoot her!!

VJ: Kammy has that stretcher! The EMT's are trying to get Kammy out of there…but she's possessed! Kammy is possessed!

DD: When will these bitches realize that women ain't supposed to be…

VJ: Kammy…she just shoved that stretcher and Path right into the steel stairs!!!!

DD: Damn it!! She's way outta line, here, Vince!

VJ: This must be payback from earlier on…Kammy's got that staple gun again!

DD: What is she gonna…oh no! Oh no…don't do that!

VJ: Kammy is standing over Path with that gun…

DD: She's crazy! Somebody call the white coats! Call the ASPCA! Damn it, call the police! Somebody stop this…

DD and VJ: OOOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

VJ: Kammy…she just stapled Paths…she just stapled…

DD: That was too far damn it! That was too damn far!!!!!

VJ: Kammy…she just…I can't even say what she just did! Get some help out here for Path!

DD: What the hell is wrong with her?! Damn feminist movement!

VJ: I can't believe we just saw that!

Lightning: Hey, blond where the hell is Extremist

Rosie: I seen him just down the hallway to the left the locker name is

Extremist.

Lightning: Thanks

Lightning: No, Im not here to fight right now...what Im here to do is man to

man..Im going to tell you that when the time comes when the fans start

chanting for Lightning and Extremist...all bets will be off...all the crap

that we have talked about for the past week will be left behind..because

when the match starts no words can help save either one of us...you said

what you had to say and so did I...but right now im telling you

Extremist...that I will not lay down for anyone...I just cannot lose this

match to you...it would be an honor and there would be no shame

whatsoever...but I need to beat you...I need to get a shot at the World

Title again...face to face...man to man...Extremist....I wish you the best

of luck...may the best man win..and incase we dont remember eachother after

the match because of some kinda damn memory loss...Extremist....your a  hell

of a guy.....

Extremist: Lightning, never in a thousand years would I have thought youd

actually come to my lockerroom and say what you just said....but I wish you

luck to

Lightning: Never shake a mans hand before battle......see me after the

match....O and Extremist....that lil shot you gave me on FNS...I know it was

an accident...but....well....ill remember that one...prepare to FEEL

THE.......(crowd picks up chant) BOLT!!!

Lightning: O damn I almost forgot...(takes out a "The Streak" bumper sticker

and sticks on Extremists door)

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, what's gonna be something a little later on! Lightning and the Extremist! Death Match! The winner of this match will definitely get a World Title shot sometime down the line! But up next, it's the Tag Team Championship!

DD: That's right baby! You call it Tables, Ladder and Chairs! I call it WOOOOOD, ALUMINUM, AND STEEEEEEEEEEL!!! HAHAHA! Can you dig it, Vinnie?!

VJ: Downcast and Rage must team up to defend the tag team titles once again! Ladies and gentlemen, let's take a look at how this one all came about!

DD: Of course they were, Vince! He's an idiot. I mean…look at the guy. If brains were alcohol, he'd be a Zima!

VJ: If…that had to be the worse joke I've ever heard.

DD: Well that's ok. You momma's the ugliest woman I've ever met! HAHA!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, Downcast won that I-C Title belt Friday Night against his tag partner…

DD: LOOOK, VINCE!!!!!! LOOOOOOOK!!!

VJ: What the…that's Rage! Rage is in the ring with a steel chair!!!! Downcast doesn't---OHHHHHHH!!!!! THAT'S HIS PARTNER, DAMN IT!!!!

DD: HAHAAH!!!!

DD: HAAH! Vince…did you see that?! That was great!!!!

VJ: Rage just attacked his damn partner from behind with that chair! I didn't even see him come out here!

DD: Serves that faggot right for rubbing the I-C Belt in Rage's face! Downcast is such an egotistical bastard!

VJ: Egotis…Downcast had his back turn and his partner…I dunno if he came out of the crowd or not, he just waffled him! And he's still beating his partner! Meanwhile, Johnny Havok and the Black Avenger are going at it! Neep Turner is trying to get a piece of Midget Clown but Clown is too fast for him…and RAGE!!! Again with the chairshot to his partner…AND THERE'S ONE TO THE HEAD OF JOHNNY HAVOK!!!

DD: HAHA! Serves him right for sticking his nose in business that doesn't concern him! OH!

VJ: Jesus! There's one to the head of the back Avenger!

DD: He mighta beat some sense into him!

VJ: Neep is chasing Midget Clown around the ring. Clown back into the ring, Neep in after him…RAGE JUST TATOOED NEEP WITH THAT SHOT!!! Midget Clown off the ropes…OH!!!!!! DROPKICK BY CLOWN SENDS THAT CHAIR RIGHT BACK INTO THE FACE OF RAGE!!!! Rage is down! Midget Clown is the only man standing! And now…he's calling for the tables!!!!

DD: Oh boy! I gotta see this crap!

VJ: Midget Clown just pointed to Jiggly Steve and said get me the tables, and Steve is gonna oblige him!

DD: Yah, he's got the table but what the hell is he gonna do with it! The damn table is bigger than him!

VJ: Well…well you've gotta point there! Jiggly Steve is in there too and now he and Midget Clown are setting the table up against the buckle…wait a minute! Watch Downcast! Downcast is back to his feet…OHHHHHHHH!!!!! HE JUST DROVE BOTH MIDGET CLOWN AND JIGGLY STEVE THROUGH THAT TABLE WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE SPEAR!!!!! What a move by Downcast!

DD: What kinda guy is Downcast! Kick a man when he's down! He has NO honor!

VJ: Kick a…what the hell are you talking about?! Downcast has a ladder now…and he's setting it up in the center of the ring! Downcast is gonna go for the belts! Will he and Rage be able to retain the gold this time, Dave?!

DD: I dunno! Downcast is almost there, but knowing that idiot he'll find someway to screw it up!

VJ: That's not nice! Downcast…he has a hand on the belt…he has a hand…

DD: What the hell is Johnny Havok doing?!

VJ: The hell if I know--OH GOD!!!! Neep just shoved the ladder over and Downcast bounced throat first off the top…and Johnny Havok just drilled him with a tremendous frog splash!!!!!! Downcast has been flattened!

DD: I told ya he'd screw up! Looks like it's up to old Rage to save the day again!

VJ: Rage is out here on the floor…he's trying to combat the Black Avenger…HARD right hand to the throat of the Avenger!! Rage with another one…and did you see that?!

DD: Whoa!!!

VJ: Avenger just swatted Rage with a huge right hand that sent him right onto our table…and right into your lap, Dave!

DD: Hey Rage, I'm a Dynasty fan and all…but I don't like ya that much!

VJ: I'm sure! Avenger…he's unpredictable! I'm not even sure he knows what to do!

DD: He's an idiot! Look at him!

VJ: Avenger…he just grabbed a table!

DD: Oh great! Stupidman's gonna get WOOOOOD!!!!

VJ: Avenger has that table but---what the hell…OH GOD!!!!! That was a sledgehammer!!! Where the hell…Dave?!

DD: What the hell are you talking about?! I don't know anything about it?!

VJ: I didn't say you did! Rage just used that hammer…he punched a hole through that table and knocked the hell outta the Avenger! Rage is standing over Avenger with that hammer now…he wouldn't! C'mon, Rage! Don't do that!

DD: I've been waiting for this for too long! Knock his damn head off!

VJ: Rage…he's about to bash Avenger in the head with that sledgehammer…NEEP! BASEBALL SLIDE SENDS RAGE FLYING ONTO THE EAST ITALIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!

DD: Oh my God! Pablo!!!!!

VJ: oh no! Our Italian Announcer Pablo just caught that hammer right to the head! He's down, and Neep is up there with Rage! What is Neep about to…oh he wouldn't! not on the…Neep! Sharpshooter! Sharpshooter on the Italian Announcer table!!!!! Rage…Rage is screaming in pain! Can you believe this?! Back in the ring, Johnny Havok just set a table on the top rope…MIDGET CLOWN!!!!

DD: What the…he's biting his ankle!

VJ: That's classic Midget Clown! Midget Clown is biting the ankle of Havok…Havok has never seen anything like this before!! Why is Downcast stacking tables on the floor?

DD: Cuz he's a crackhead?! Call the match, faggot!

VJ: (Sighs) I apologize ladies and gentlemen! Havok is doing everything in his power to get Clown off of him…he finally does it and--OH!!!! He just kicked him right in the head!!! Midget Clown may be out like a light after that one!

DD: Somebody help Rage!

VJ: Man! Neep finally lets go of that hold, and now he's going for a ladder! Neep has a ladder…but here comes Downcast! He's got a chair…NEEP TOSSES THE LADDER RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DOWNCAST!!!!

DD: HAHA! Idiot!

VJ: Neep! He just tossed the ladder back into the ring…Clown back up…he just missed with the baseball--SWEET BABY JESUS, DID YOU SEE THAT?!

DD: Oh my God, he killed the Clown!!!!!

VJ: Neep just dropped that ladder right onto the head of Midget Clown! He may have crushed his skull! And now…I can't believe that! Neep is back in the ring and he's setting up that ladder! Neep is going for the gold!

DD: this is it, Vince! We're gonna have new Tag Team Champions right here! I can't believe it!

VJ: Neep…he's halfway there! Just a few more steps and he's got it! His tag team partner Johnny Havok is cheering him on!

DD: We've got new Champions! We've got new…WHAT THE HELL?!

VJ: Wait a minute! Havok just yanked Neep off the ladder! What's the deal with--OH DAMN!!!!!

DD: Wait a minute Vince! That's his partner! That's his partner! He can't do this…

VJ: HAVOK BO--OOOOOOOOHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

DD: What the hell is wrong with that idiot?!

VJ: HAVOK BOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE THROUGH 4 TABLES ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! He just did that to his partner! What the hell is wrong with him?!

DD: Damn it Havok! You just blew it!!!! You coulda be a champion! A champion with the greatest technical wrestler of all time! What the hell is wrong with that skankhole?!

VJ: Rage and Downcast! Rage and Downcast are now climbing opposite sides of that ladder! Midget Clown is down! The Black Avenger is down! They're home free!

DD: Vince, I cannot believe this amazing effort by Rage!

VJ: What about Downcast!

DD: He can lick my grapes! Rage, all by himself, fought long and hard to get here, and he has once again proved why he is the greatest tag team wrestler this sport has ever seen!

VJ: Rage and Downcast…they're at the top of the ladder…dear God! They're fighting again! They're trading blows on top of the ladder!

DD: Damn that Downcast! He's so jealous of Rage it's unbelievable!

VJ: Rage threw the 1^st punch!

DD: Well that's what Downcast gets for having bad breath!

VJ: Rage…rake to the eyes of Downcast…OH!!!! Rage just shoved Downcast off of the ladder and he goes over the top rope to the floor!

DD: What a man!

VJ: Rage…he's got a hand on the belt…what the hell is that?!

DD: Oh my God! It's giant sewer rat!!!!!!

VJ: It is not! We've got a little clown up there on the rings…Rage tried to grab the belts but he's biting Rage's hand!!! He's biting Rage's hand! RAGE GOES DOWN!!!!

DD: What in the world…who is that?!

VJ: I have no clue! The Freaks are back in the ring…the Black Avenger…BIG SPLASH ON RAGE!!!!! He just flattened Rage with a Big Splash! Clown…he's trying to climb the ladder but look at that little clown! He just tossed one of the belts down to Midget Clown…he tossed the other to the Avenger! The Side Show Freaks are the 3 time Tag Team Champions!!!!!

VJ: I'll tell ya what just happened, the Freaks just stole the gold!!!! That mini clown has just disappeared…Dave, who the hell was that?! Where did he come from?!

DD: I don't know! I'm sitting here watching the match like you!

VJ: The Freaks are escaping like thieves in the night…and look at Rage and Downcast! They're pissed!

DD: Rage had the belts won but that faggot ass Downcast had to pay that clown off to…

VJ: He did not!

DD: He did to! Look at him! His eyes reek of money!

VJ: Downcast back into the ring…hopefully for all you Rage fans this isn't a preview of the World Title match later on tonight, or Ice Cube will be…

DD: Look at this!

VJ: Downcast just nailed Rage! Rage fires back on Downcast! Downcast and Rage are going at it! Downcast and Rage are going at it in the middle of the ring! We've got officials out here trying to separate them…can you believe what we've just seen?!

DD: no!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…right now, let's take you back to Kevin Taylor who's standing with Johnny Gunn and the Queen of Extreme, Diamond!

KT: Diamond, I'm sure you heard the words of Chyna earlier tonight, and in just a few moments you're going to be facing her in a Steel City Showdown! Any last comments…

Diamond: Geez, Kevin! You say that like I'm not gonna be coming back.

KT: Well you might not…sorry!

Diamond: (gives Kevin a mean look) Well, I heard Chyna earlier on tonight, and she makes me absolutely sick! Let me tell you something Chyna, we used to be friends back in the day, back in GX, but ever since you've gotten back into this Dynasty thing you've proved to me that you're nothing but a little bitch! You talk about beating my ass? Chyna, you've never been able to do that without a chair, a chain or without attacking me from behind! This time, we're going face to face. This time chains and chairs are legal, and this time you're gonna be the one who gets her ass kicked. And I'm gonna prove once and for all exactly why Diamond is the toughest woman you'll ever meet!

KT: Well Diamond…

J-Dogg: Nivek…why don’t you shut your trap while the Dogg barks. K? Now I'm sure Diamond is gonna beat Chyna like a redheaded step child, but I'm also sure that Chyna's little pussy Panther is gonna by running around the ring sticking his whiskers in our biz. But P-Diddy, I will be at ringside for this match. And whether you like it or not, I don't give a damn, cuz love me or hate me, bitch, you had damn sure better BEWARE OF DOGG!!!!!! Let's go Diamond!

KT: Diamond and J-Dogg seem like their ready for this one! Let's take you back to ringside for Vince and the Dave!

Firestorm: It's not fair, damn it!

Trish: Look, Panther's just trying to do what's best for you. Ya know what…I'm gonna go in there, talk to Panther and see if he let's you into the building, ok?

Firestorm: You'd do that for me?

Trish: Of course I would! (Kisses him on the lips) I'll be back in a bit!

Firestorm: OK

Trish: Oh my God! It's…it's you!

VJ: Wait a minute! What the…who was that!?

DD: It wasn't me!

Panther: St. Louis!!!!!!! (Crowd boos/Panther laughs) I love you too! Now…I know you people are really looking forward to see my girl Chyna serve Diamond up one of those oh so famous Dynasty Style Ass Whoopings, so I'm gonna make this quick! I have 2 very important announcements. As you all know…this week we lost one of the greatest World Champions the NFWA has ever had, as Big Foot FINALLY decided to hang up the boots. But ya know…I didn't come out here to do some half assed tribute or any kinda sh*t like that, cuz frankly to tell ya the truth, I never liked the sumbitch, and not only am I glad he's gone, but I wish he had left even sooner than he did! (Crowd boos) Shut up! I'm not done! But ya see, when Big Foot retired, that meant that the NFWA Toughman Title became vacant! So everybody's been wondering what’s gonna happen with the Toughman Title! Well I'm gonna tell ya! This Friday Night on FNS…we're gonna have ourselves a battle royal! Not just any battle royal, cuz in the center of the ring we're gonna have a ladder! And we're gonna take that Toughman Title Belt, hang it high into the air, and the first man to climb up that ladder and grab the belt will be the undisputed Toughman Champion. Cool, right? Right?! Damn right it is!

VJ: Ok…now what the hell was the top secret surprise!

DD: Shut your damn mouth! You Yankee Ass Crackhead!

VJ: Panther…what's the secret!

Panther: And now…for the special surprise. (Clears throat) Ladies and gentlemen…as you all remember, the NFWA Light Heavyweight Championship belt…(the crowd starts to pop) Damn! Let me say it first! The Light Heavyweight Title Belt was retired last fall by our fan friendly Prez Firestorm! (Crowd boos in the background) But people, as we all saw last night, Prez Firestorm has been suspended indefinitely! And I know many of you have been waiting for this for a long time, so listen up! Right here, in front of the 20 thousand people in attendance and the millions watching at home on PPV, I'm announcing a tournament…starting in 2 weeks time, a tournament that will end at next months Pay-Per-View, ***Blackout, when the camera returns the crowd is cheering***

DD: That's the greatest name for a PPV I've ever heard!

VJ: Yeah! How does he do it?!

Panther: And the winner of this tournament will be crowd the NEW NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!!

DD: Oh my God…can you believe this, Vince?!

VJ: The Light Heavyweight Title will be coming out of retirement!

DD: That's 10 times bigger than Michael Jordan!

Panther: Yeah…now people, as nice as that news is, allow me to announce right now, the WINNER of the Steel City Showdown…

DD: Wait a minute! Who the hell does she think she is!

VJ: Panther…I think Panther was about to introduce Chyna, but Diamond just interrupted him, and the CEO doesn't look too pleased about that!

DD: This is blatant disrespect for the owner of this company! Blatant disrespect! If I was Panther…

VJ: Diamond and J-Dogg just climbed into the ring…Diamond has a steel chair!

DD: Diamond…don’t you dare think about hitting Panther with that chair! Don't you do it!

VJ: Diamond…go ahead! Blast him! Blast…

VJ: Well this ain't Pittsburgh, but the Steel City Showdown is underway! Chyna has the chain! Diamond has the chair!

DD: HAHA! Diamond is so gonna get the worst ass whopping of her life!

VJ: Chyna…she's swinging that chain around like she's Xena or somebody like that! Diamond is trying to get at Chyna…but at the same time she doesn't wanna get wacked in the face with that chain!

DD: Awww…is wittle Diamond scared?!

VJ: Oh…she fears no one! Male or female!

DD: Yeah, she fears no male or female cuz she's one of each! Get her Chyna!

VJ: You're hideous! Wait…Tina is on her way out here! Tina is on her way out to the ring..Diamond--CHAIRSHOT!!!! CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF TINA!!!! TINA IS DOWN!!!!

DD: No!!! Get her Chyna!!!

VJ: Oh! Chyna just whipped Diamond right across the back with that chain! And again! One more time! Chyna…she just wrapped that chain around the throat of Diamond! She's going for a choke out! Chyna is choking the life out of Diamond!

DD: Goodnight sweetheart! HAHAHAHA…HEY! HAHA!

VJ: Chyna just tossed Diamond over the top rope! She's using that chain to hang her! This…this is going too far!

DD: no, no! Diamond brought this on herself! This could be the quickest match in PPV…WHAT THE?!

VJ: OH!!!!! Diamond…she just used that steel chair and she just KO'd the 9^th Wonder of the World!!! Chyna is down..and Diamond has a little bit of breathing room! And Panther…he doesn't look happy about that!

DD: What kinda woman hits another woman with a steel chair?

VJ: Chyna rolls out to the floor where Panther is…oh please! Chyna hugging Panther!

DD: Vince, I knew you were born without a brain, but I thought you at least had a heart! This is a very emotional moment!

VJ: Panther checking that bump on Chyna's head…and she's about to get another one! Diamond has that chain…OH!!!!!! Right to the back of the head of Chyna! Another one…and Chyna into the crowd! Chyna just jumped into the crowd!

DD: Get away, Chyna! Get away! No!!!!

VJ: Diamond…she wraps the chain around Chyna's throat! And now Chyna's the one being choked out! Chyna…OH MY!!! Diamond just yanked that chain and Chyna goes flying back over the barricade!!!! Chyna is in some serious trouble here, and Panther is in Diamond's face! And Diamond's getting in his face! We've got some heated words between Diamond and Panther!

DD: Beat her ass, Panther! Beat her ass!

VJ: Dave please! That's a woman!

DD: Not to me! Hit her, Panther!

VJ: Diamond…she just slapped Panther across the face! Panther…oh God! He spit right in Diamond's face! What kinda man…

DD: Panther look out! Here comes that idiot J-Dogg!

VJ: J-Dogg coming to the aid of his girlfriend…Diamond is wrapping that chain around her fist…she swing..OH NO!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! She hit J-Dogg!!!

VJ: Diamond swung, Panther ducked and J-Dogg went down hard! Diamond…she can't believe it!

DD: but I can! This is the greatest thing…HAHA! Get her Chyna!

VJ: Chyna with a kick to the back of the head of Diamond! Diamond was checking on Gunn and Diamond capitalized! She tosses her back into the ring here! Chyna…right hand! She caught Diamond right on the jaw! And Panther loves it! Diamond back up…another right hand sends her back to the canvas! Diamond…she's trying to get back to her feet…Chyna off the ropes…SWINGING NECKBREAKER!!! She almost twisted her head right off of her shoulders! Chyna is firmly in control. And she's got that damn chain again!

DD: HAHAHA! I love this Vince!

VJ: Chyna…she just wrapped the chain back around the neck of Diamond…Chyna…NECKBREAKER USING THE CHAIN!!!! OH MY GOD…SHE ALMOST DECAPITATED HER!!!

DD: Remember that Dynasty Style ass whooping Panther was talking about?! Well here it is right here, Vinnie!

VJ: Chyna has Diamond set up…OH! Look at the strength! Chyna has Diamond up for a gorilla press slam…this could be it for the self-proclaimed Queen of Extreme!

DD: Bye bye, Diamond…hey!!!

VJ: Diamond…she just caught Chyna with a thumb to the eye!

DD: Cheater!

VJ: Chyna…Diamond with a right hand! There's another one! Chyna is sent reeling back to the buckle!!!!

DD: C'mon Chyna! Dynasty style ass whooping! C'mon!!!

VJ: Diamond…she's setting up for the Diamond Elbow…PANTHER!!!!! DAMN HIM!!!!!! PANTHER JUST CLIMBED UPON THE APRON AND BASHED DIAMOND IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR!!!!

DD: HAHA! That's why he's the brightest mind in the game! Wait a minute…watch that idiot J-Dogg, Panther! OH HO!!!! Did you see that!?

VJ: Panther just hopped back onto the floor and nailed J-Dogg right in the head with that chairshot!!! He busted him wide open! And look back in the ring! Chyna just set up 2 chairs in the center of the ring! She's calling for the end!

DD: I've been waiting for this for a long time! This is gonna be the end of Diamond! Right here…

VJ: Chyna has Diamond…Diamond hardly even knows where she is…OH MY!!!! CHYNA WITH A POWERBOMB THROUGH THOSE CHAIRS!!!!!! DIAMOND…DIAMOND HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!!

DD: It's over Vince! Here we go! 1…2…3!!!!! Huh?!

VJ: Oh no! Chyna just…she just pulled her up!

DD: Chyna…didn't you learn from Rage…oh wait! She's pointing at Panther!

VJ: Chyna…she just motioned for Panther to come into the ring! And we all know Panther's whipped, so he's gonna do it…

DD: Hey!

VJ: It slipped. Panther's in the ring now…Chyna just tossed him one of those steel chairs…he wouldn't!

DD: I think he would!

VJ: Chyna is holding Diamond…he's not gonna do what I think…c'mon Panther! This is too much! Panther's gonna hit Diamond with that chair! C'mon…NO…OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!! PANTHER HIT CHYNA!!!!!!

DD: What in Sam Hill…

VJ: Diamond moved and Panther just KO'd Chyna! Panther…look at the look on his face! He can't believe it!

DD: Oh my God…get up Chyna! Look out Panther!!!

VJ: Diamond with a low blow on Panther…DIAMOND DROP!!!!! DIAMOND DROP ON THE CEO!!!! Diamond…she throws an arm across the chest of Chyna…1…2…3!!!!! Diamond wins!!! Diamond wins!!!! Diamond Wins!!!!!

DD: NOOOO!!!!

DD: Oh no…Panther…what did you do?!

VJ: I tell ya what he did, he just knocked out his own girlfriend, and Diamond walks out with the victory!!!!

DD: What the hell…this is the biggest injustice…I can't believe this!

VJ: Diamond and J-Dogg are headed back to the locker room…Chyna hasn't moved since that chairshot from Panther! Panther looks like he might break down and start crying here! Wouldn't that be a shame!

DD: She's gonna pay for that! You're gonna pay for that last comment, Vince! This sh*t ain't over yet!

KT: I'm back here with Ice Cube, and it won't be long until you do battle with Rage in the Triple Deck Cell. Ice Cube…are you ready!

Ice Cube: Ya saw what I did early on to Scarface?! Do you really think…(spots someone off camera) Oh I don't believe this! What do you want?!

Kammy: What do I want?! I want the World Title, and you know what Kammy wants, Kammy gets! So Ice Cube, if you got the balls, I challenge you to a match on In High Gear! What do you say about that?

Ice Cube: Who let this bitch in here?! (Laughs) I swear, Kammy, you have gotta be the ugliest, dumbest, most annoying bitch I've ever…OH!!!!

VJ: Insane! That's Insane! He just blasted Ice Cube in the back with that sledgehammer! Insane is doing a number on Ice Cube!

DD: Where the hell did he come from?!

VJ: Insane has just attacked the World Champion! He has Ice Cube…TOTAL INSANITY!!!!! Ice Cube….Ice Cube has just been laid out by Insane!!!

Squirrel: Yo…Panther, is she alright?

Panther: (Breathing heavy) When I find J-Dogg…when I find that bitch Diamond…both of…

Chyna: This sh*t is not over!!! I swear to God it's not over!

Blade: Ok! Just calm down!

Panther: Diamond and J-Dogg…they won't leave this building walking!

VJ: Panther and Chyna…they're irate! What a match we have next....three extremly talented men, Blade, Squirrel, and Downcast, will compete in a Falls Count ANYWHERE match for the T.V. title!

DD: And it is HEAVILY in the Dynasty's favor to win! Ya got Squirrel, and Blade! They are gonna take Downcast out!

VJ: But who will pin him if they do that?

DD: Oh...I'm sure they can work something out...

VJ: Please! You know things between the Dynasty are going to get heated tonight, and there is nothing anyone will be able to do about it!

DD: It's gonna explode any moment....

VJ: AND HERE WE GO! Blade with a right hand, gets Downcast right in the kisser! Squirrel follows through with a right of his own! Downcast is rocked, but not down! Downcast fires back with a right.. Blade blocks.. and Squirrel hits a DDT!

DD: See! Dynasty can work good as a team!

VJ: Yea, but for how long!? Blade picks up Downcast, and sends him off the ropes, drop toe hold..OHH! Right on to Squirrel's knee! Downcast is in one hell of a prediciment...the only question is HOW will he get out?

DD: Thats easy! HE WON'T!!! Hahahaaa!

VJ: Well...things sure aren't looking good. Blade and Squirrel each have a leg of Downcast..and they are spreading them...well....further than they should be for a man!

DD: MAYBE HE'S A WOMEN!!!!

VJ: I doubt it...

DD: So do I, but you never know these days!

VJ: True. Now Blade is holding Downcast back... right hand by Squirrel... left... right... left..... right... aww hell! I can't tell! He's firing away with piston like lefts and rights! Downcast has been busted wide open! This isn't a wrestling match! It's a beating!

DD: DYNASTY STYLE!!!

VJ: Now what is Blade doing? ....don't tell me...NO! Damnit! He has a chair! Squirrel lifts up Downcast.... Blade is gonna hit him....low blow by Downcast!!! BLADE HIT SQUIRREL!!! What a shot!!! Look at Blade's face! He didn't mean to do it....but he sure did! Watch Downcast now...

DD: AWW! This can't be happening!

VJ: Downcast with a dropkick sends Blade out of the ring! Squirrel is starting to get up..  but Downcast is all over him! Suplex! DDT! POW-ER-BOOOOMB! What a threesome of moves by the T.V. champion!!

DD: (laughing)

VJ: What now!?

DD: You said threesome (bursts out laughing)

VJ: So!? You perverted son of a... BLADE is back in the ring... he has a sleeper on Downcast.... smart move.

DD: Haha! Roooock a bye Dowwwncast on a tree tooop..hahaha! I crack myself up!

VJ: No...you just SMOKE too much crack...

DD: Nothin wrong with that!

VJ: ...suure. Blade trying to take control of the match...but Squirrel is back up! He has the chair! *THWACK* OH MY GOD! Squirrel just dented that chair over Blade's head.. and Blade is out!!! Downcast is up, but is a bit dazed.. Squirrel goes for another chair shot.. Downcast ducks.. back body drop! Squirrel is on the outside!

DD: Get up Blade!

VJ: He just got hit with a chair! What do you expcect! Downcast has Squirrel on the announce table... what is he going to do??

DD: This can't be good for Squirrel.

VJ: Nope! But wait.. here comes Blade!

DD: Blade to the rescue!

VJ: Blade just grabbed Downcasts ankle and yanked him.. and he fell face first on the edge of the table! OH! He just threw him head first into the steel steps! He just grabbed Squirrel! He is takin him back in the ring...now he goes out and looks under the ring...

DD: He's gonna get some WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

VJ: Yes he is! Blade slides the table in the ring, and now he's settin it up. He can be goin for the wood cutter! He has Squirrel on the top turbuckle.. he's gonna do it!!! NO! Squirrel counterd and got out.. NUTT SHOT! NUTT SHOT!!!! BLADE JUST FLEW OFF THE TOP TURNBUCKLE TO THE OUTSIDE!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY SQUIRREL!!!

DD: Make the cover!

VJ: One the outside...1...2...NO! Downcast broke it up and threw Squirrel in the ring.. he throws him off the ropes...TOTAL DISPEAR THROUGH THE TABLE!!! HE PLANTED HIM RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT TABLE!!!! 1.....2.....3...!!!!!!!

VJ: Thats why you should BEWARE OF DISPEAR, eh, Delaware!

DD: Yea yea.. look at this! Blade is up, and Squirrel is gettin in his face! Downcast is leavin.. but these two are gonna explode!

VJ: It's Rage!!

DD: Yay!

VJ: Rage is talkin to them both.. it looks like he is trying to stop a fight here....and he did.. they are walkin to the back....but Downcast is STILL the champ! What a match! Ladies and gentlemen…up next, it's a Death Match! The winner gets a shot at the World Title next month at…that PPV. Lightning Vs the Extremist! Let's show you how this match came about! It was this past Tuesday Night! In High Gear! The Extremist said this!

RS: Okay, do you have any Idea who you would like to face next in the NFWA roster? If you do, what kind of match?

Extremist: Well. I was thinkin' a...a...match where bones can be snapped in two, where Muscles can be torn, and blood can be shed.. I was thinking of a DEATHMATCH!!

RS: Well, Who in gods name will you fight in this battle of battles, that god forsaken Deathmatch, who will you challenge?

Extremist:Someone who I have been an ally with in the past, He is a superior athlete, he rises above his opponents, but I feel the only way I will ever amount to a damn thing in this fed is if I beat him, so its the only way!

RS: who...who?!!?!

Extremist: (turns and looks directly at camera) LIGHTNING!! Im callin' ur ass out!! winner gets a shot at the title, next PPV!!

RS: (gasps) Oh my GOD...How can yo..Wh...Extre...(looks in complete shock)

VJ: Lightning…Lightning is going right after the Extremist!

DD: What the hell did he bring that cart out here for?!

VJ: I dunno. I doubt they're gonna be taking any coffee breaks or anything like that! Lightning with an Irish whip sends the Extremist into the ropes…Lightning misses with a right hand…the Extremist off the other side and Lightning ducks the head…

DD: RAID RODDER! RAIL…oh!!!!! HAHA!!!!!!

VJ: Extremist has just spiked Lightning with the Rail Rodder! It could be over that quickly! He makes the cover…Jim Jonathan down for the count…1…2…thr--NO!!!!!!! LIGHTNING KICKED OUT!!!!! LIGHTNING KICKED OUT OF THE RAIL RODDER!!!!

DD: No Way!!!!

VJ: Look at the Extremist! He can't believe it!!!

DD: Whatever kinda drugs that idiot Lightning is taking, get me some! Nobody kicks out of the Rail Rodder!

VJ: Extremist is arguing about the count…Lightning…schoolboy!!! He has the tights!!!! 1…2…kickout by the Extremist!!!!! The Extremist back to his feet…DAMN!!! Hard kick right to the face of the former champion!!!! And another!!! And another!!! Jesus! Extremist is going to work on Lightning!

DD: Do you know what it would do for the career of the Extremist if he got a win…hey wait a minute?!

VJ: Extremist just rolled out to the floor! He's over here by us…he's coming for you, Dave!!!

DD: Don't mess with me! I'm from Delaware, damn it!

VJ: Extremist just tossed the ring announcer aside and he has a steel chair! The Extremist just tossed that chair into the ring!

DD: It looks like ol' Sparky is about to get some STEEEEEEEEEL Vince!!! STEEEEEEEEL!!! HAHAHAHA!

VJ: How is it that you didn't say that ONCE during the Steel City Showdown?! Extre---OH!!!!! He was climbing back into…LOOK OUT DAVE!!!! Geez!!!! Extremist was climbing back into the ring and Lightning caught him right in the ribs with a baseball slide!!! Extremist…he almost landed on our table! And now what's he doing?!

DD: Getting more STEEEEL?!

VJ: You're…you're an idiot. Do you know that? Extremist looking under the ring…he's got a trashcan!!!! Extremist has a metal trashcan…he's headed back into the ring now…wait! Lightning has the chair! Lightning has the--OHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HE JUST KNOCKED THAT TRASHCAN RIGHT BACK INTO THE FACE OF THE EXTREMIST!!!!

DD: He almost knocked his head off with that shot! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!

VJ: HE HIT IT!!!! LIGHTNING HIT THE LIGHTNING BOLT!!! He makes the cover…1…2…3!!! No!! He got the shoulder up!!!!! Extremist got the shoulder up! And now Lightning can't believe it! What a match this is starting out to be!

DD: Well if ya ask me, both of em are on that sh*t! Hey! What the…

VJ: Lightning just shoved the ref to the mat! He looks hot! Lightning…he's got the steel chair! What's he gonna do with that…OH!!!! Hard shot…another! Another! Lightning is mauling the Extremist with that chair! He is wearing him out, and this crowd is loving it!

DD: These sick, demented people! When will they learn that violence is not the answer

VJ: Extremist smartly rolls out of the ring to the floor! My God! Lightning still going after him with that chair…OH! Extremist trips up Lightning…he yanks him to the outside now! Both these men are trading blows at ringside! Lightning and the Extremist! Back and forth, throwing rights and lefts…OH!!! Extremist with a knee to the gut! He has Lightning by the hair now…look at this Dave! Extremist…OH!!! Lightning goes hard into the ringpost!!!!! Did you hear that sickening thud?

DD: HAHA! I think it's time for Lightning to…

VJ: Wait a minute! Extremist charges in at Lightning…SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!! LIGHTNING JUST BACK BODY DROPPED THE EXTREMIST ONTO THAT FOOD CART!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!

VJ: Extremist…that food…that red hot food just spilled all over the body of the Extremist! And Lightning is picking that cart up now!

DD: Watch this idiot! He's fixing to do something crazy!

VJ: Lightning…he just signaled to the crowd…OH!!!!! HE RAMMED THAT METAL CART RIGHT INTO THE HEAD OF THE EXTREMIST!!!!!

DD: Geez! He knocked his brains out!!!!! And…what the hell is he doing, Vince?!

VJ: Lightning…he's got…got a box of nachos! Lightning…in the middle of the match he stops to eat nachos! I've never seen anything like this!

DD: Oh…wait til the Extremist gets back up…

VJ: Lightning has a cold one now! He's…(snickers) the man is eating nachos and drinking beer in the middle of this match! Only in the NFWA will you see something like this!

DD: Yeah…or in jail! You ever been in jail, Vince?

VJ: Wha…what does that have to do with anything?! Lightning…he's got a box of pizza! Lightning…this is going too far! Lightning is actually going to eat a pizza in the middle of a match!

DD: Well maybe he's hungry…look at the Extremist…what the…OH!!!!

VJ: HE JUST THREW THAT HOT PIZZA RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF THE EXTREMIST!!!!!! Hot pizza right into the face…and how about a cold beer to cool it off!! Lightning spraying him with beer!

DD: What is wrong with this idiot…GET HIM EXTREMIST!! YES!!!

VJ: He just ran right through Lightning with a hard clothesline! I think he's had enough of Lightning's shenanigans! He's got the steel stairs now!!!! The Extremist with the stairs…LIGHTNING JUST DROPKICKED THOSE STAIRS RIGHT BACK INTO THE FACE OF THE EXTREMIST!!! This does not seem to be his lucky night! Lightning…he's on fire!

DD: Yeah, and I hope Extremist burns his ass to the ground!

VJ: Lightning has the Extremist back up…he rolls him back into the ring! Lightning back in as well! Lightning has the Extremist by the hair…he backs him into the buckle…HARD stomp right to the midsection! There's another one! Wait…Extremist turns him around…damn! Extremist is tearing into Lightning with a flurry of right hands! Right…left…boot to the midsection!

DD: He's going crazy in there, Vince!

VJ: Extremist has Lightning now…Irish whip…OH! Lightning bounces hard out of the buckle and he comes right back with a Lou Thez Pres---OH GEEEEEEEZ!!!! RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!!! LIGHTNING WENT FOR A THEZ PRESS AND HE DOVE RIGHT INTO A CHAIRSHOT FROM THE EXTREMIST!!!! Lightning is out on his feet…the Extremist from behind…BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!! He folded him up like an accordian!!!

DD: A what?!

VJ: Extremist with the cover…1…2…Lightning with the kickout!!!!!! Oh ladies and gentlemen, I wish you could be here! What a match we're witnessing tonight!

DD: Damn right! This is a helluva match!

VJ: Extremist has Lightning by the hair…oh my! He's going for the Extremeliner!!!!

DD: Lightning may have kicked out of the Rail Rodder, but he hits this then…huh?!

VJ: Lightning shoves the Extremist into the ropes…he catches him coming off with a boot…LIGHTNING BO--NO! Extremist shoves Lightning into the ropes…DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!!! Both men are down!!!! And this crowd giving their appreciation for these 2 magnificant…magni…how do you say that damn word again!

DD: You non-dictionarial dickhead!!!

VJ: oh my! We apologize for that, folks! Lightning and the Extremist…both men fighting to get back to their feet! Lightning back up 1^st…right hand!!!! He just tattooed him…EXTREMIST FIRES BACK!!! So does Lightning! Extremist!!!! Lightning!!!! Extremist!!! We've got a slugfest, folks! Lightning…he backs Extremist into the ropes…Irish whip…reversal by the Extremist…he ducks the head…LIGHTNING WITH A DDT!!! He makes the cover…1…2…kickout!!!!! The Extremist will not go away quietly, and neither will Lightning! Lightning has the Extremist by the hair…rake to the eyes by the Extremist! Hard right hand sends Lightning staggering to the buckle! The Extremist mounts him!!! You know what time it is!

DD: HAHA! I don’t think these redneck, Missouri bastards even know how to tell time!

VJ: Extremist…1…2…3…4…wait a minute! Lightning catches him…Lightning…RUNNING POWERBOMB!!!! EXTREMIST'S HEAD BOUNCED OFF THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! 1…2…KICKOUT!!!!! What does Lightning have to do to beat the Extremist?!

DD: Cheat!

VJ: Stop it! Lightning looks exhausted! Extremist is out of it as well! Both of these men have taken each other to the end and back! Lightning…he has Extremist by the hair! He may be going for the--HEY!!!!!!

DD: What in the world is that?!

VJ: Extremist just threw some kinda powder into the eyes of Lightning! Lightning's been blinded! Extremist has him now…EXTREMELINER!!!!! EXTREMELINER!!!!!!!!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! Can you believe it, Vince?!

VJ: Extremist…out of nowhere he has just pulled out the victory!

DD: this is great! Do you know what this means, Vince?!

VJ: I certainly do! The Extremist is now the #1 Contender for the World Heavyweight Title!!!!

DD: HAHA! Not just that, but this is the 1^st time ever that Lightning has lost back to back PPV's! Can you say losing streak?! No, cuz you’re an illiterate bastard, and you suck! HAHAHA!

VJ: Stop it, Dave! There's nothing to be ashamed of! Both men gave it their all, and in the end the Extremist pulled out the unbelievable…I don't wanna say upset, but it was a great victory! Congratulations to him! Up next, ladies and gentlemen…the World Title is on the line. The Champion Ice Cube battles the Challenger Rage! Let's take a little trip down memory lane!

DD: Somebody needs to tell that hype guy to lay off the Kool Aid!

VJ: (Laughs)

Rage: Ok, ya know what? I am not out here to talk about the tag titles...quite frankly I can give a damn about them. What I came out here to talk about is the World Title. Now, all week everyone has been telling me I can't do it. I will never become the NFWA's world champion. And it's really been pissen me off. Ice Cube may be good, he may be a legend...says HIM. But the fact is plain and simple -- I AM BETTER! He can't handle what I have! He can't take the rush of the unleashing of the Rage! Tonight everyone will see it when I am all over his ass from bell to bell. Then I will begin my celebration party by kicking the teeth he has left down his throat, and spitting in his face. Then much later when all the partying has stopped..I'll pay Frosty a visit at at the hospital.... and laugh at his lame ass as he lays on the bed still in convulsions.. shittin and pissed out of a tube, and eatin through tubes. It will really be a pathetic site too see. But, thats life! And in life you make good choices and bad ones, and a bad choice by Ice Cube was to be cocky...because now is when he regrets it. He thinks he so much better than everybody... and he is good..don't get me wrong...but he isn't ME. And I am the best. And I am the next NFWA World Champion. And when I become the champ... I will put such a fear in the hearts of everyone else in the fed that noone in their right mind will be able to go into a match with me a cock bastard like Ice Cube. And no matter how I win...you know Cube is going to cry about it.. but I will ignore him and go on with my ways.. because there is nothing he can do. He will be on the BOTTOM RUNG OF THE LADDER after this match..and thats a fact that the "best" will JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH! Now, if you ungrateful assholes don't mind...I have another match to get ready for..and the outcome of THIS match will be going MY WAY...BECAUSE THATS THE ONLY WAY!!!

Squirrel: Rage…ya know something man…I'm proud of you!

Rage: Thank you.

Squirrel: That's right, I'm proud to see that a fellow Dynasty member will finally get his shot at the Big Time here tonight! Rage…man, when you beat Ice Cube in that Cell match in a few minutes…and when you're raising the World Belt high into the air, there will be nobody on the face of this earth that'll be prouder of you than me!

Rage: Thanks.

Squirrel: Yeah…the only thing that will make me prouder is after you win that belt…when I beat you for that Title and become the World Champ for a 2^nd time! And I'm sure you gonna be proud of me too!

Rage: What the hell are you talking about?

Squirrel: What? Oh…damn! That's right! I forgot to tell you. Now…ya see…you're about to beat Ice Cube for the belt, but…remember a couple of months back I won a match where the winner gets an automatic shot at the World Title? You remember that, right?

Rage: (growls)Squirrel…

Squirrel: Well buddy…I think now is about that time for me to take back what's rightfully mine! Good luck, cuz after you beat him…(smiles) I'm gonna beat you!

VJ: Man! Squirrel…

DD: Rage doesn't look too happy about that!

VJ: Rage and Squirrel…Squirrel just said..OH!!!! RAGE HIT SQUIRREL!!!!

DD: WHAT?!

VJ: RAGE HIT SQUIRREL!!!!! SQUIRREL FIRES BACK ON RAGE!!! SQUIRREL AND RAGE!! SQUIRREL AND RAGE ARE BRAWLING IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!!!!

DD: What the…this is terrible! Blade…here comes Blade! Do something, man!

VJ: Blade is back in the ring…is he gonna try and sepa…HE JUST HIT SQUIRREL!!!!! Blade….Blade and Rage are doing a number on Squirrel! What in the world is going on?! We've got officials out here…they're trying to pull Blade and Rage off of Squirrel…

DD: Panther…where the hell is Panther!!!!

VJ: My God…can you believe we just saw that?!

DD: No!!! What in the hell…the Dynasty is a family, damn it! They can't be fighting like this!!!

VJ: I think there may be trouble in paradise for the Dynasty!

DD: Yeah, well I think there may be a foot in your nuts if you don't shut your mouth!

DD: What?

VJ: Wait…Trish Stratus! Trish is refereeing this match! What the hell is going on?!

DD: What do you talking about? She's the Head Ref!

VJ: She's also a member of the Dynasty!

DD: So! That's good! That means she's probably the only one of those zebras that actually knows how to count to 3!

VJ: Something's not right here! Rage and Ice Cube…that's over 50 ft. of Cell towering above the ring…and there's the lockup!!!!!! Ice Cube and Rage…locked up in the center of the ring!!!! Ice Cube and Rage…the Title on the Line…OH!!!!! Cube shoves Rage hard back into the buckle!!!! Neither of these men are fan favorites…but the fans seem to be supporting Ice Cube here! Rage just hopped out to the floor…what the hell is he doing?!

DD: He's…OH YEAH!!!! STEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!

VJ: (Sighs) Rage just pulled a steel chair from underneath the ring! I've got a feeling the violence factor is about to be elevated!

DD: Yeah! If Rage gets a good shot in, he might just elevate Ice Cube's head from his body! Now what?!

VJ: ice Cube just crawled underneath the ring…he's got a chair!!!! Now it's even!!!!

DD: Oh boy!!! Stereo STEEEEL! I love it!

VJ: Ice Cube and Rage…we're about to have dueling chairs!!!! Here we go…Ice Cube swings…it's blocked by Rage…Ice Cube with one of his own…Rage…Ice Cube with a kick to the shin…

DD: Look out Rage--OH!!!!!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube just tattooed Rage right in the back of the head with that chair! And again! And again! Rage bails out to the arena floor, and Ice Cube is on a roll!

DD: Get away, Rage! Get Away!

VJ: Rage…he's climbing the Cell! Rage…he's trying to escape Ice Cube!

DD: That's not what he's doing! He's just using strategy!!!

VJ: Rage climbing up the Cell…Ice Cube has his ankle!! Ice Cube just said "You ain't going nowhere"!

DD: Kick him, Trish!

VJ: Trish out there now…she's trying to pull Ice Cube off of Rage it looks like! Trish…is she trying to help Rage--OH MY!!! Ice Cube shoved her right on her ass!!!!

DD: Oh no! Not that soft…HAHA! Did you see that?!

VJ: Rage just kicked Ice Cube right in the mouth!!! Ice Cube…aww man! His mouth…his mouth is busted! Rage may have knocked a tooth out and now he's climbing to the top of the 1^st Cell! Rage…he's at the top…but now Ice Cube is on his trail! Ice Cube on the trail of Rage…what is he doing?! Rage…he just unlocked the trap door! Rage moves into the 2^nd level of the Cell!!

DD: That's a smart move by Rage! You've got this PCP using faggot ice Cube, he's all high and crazy, and Rage needs to get away for a second! He needs a rest!

VJ: Well it won't last long! Ice Cube is almost there! Ice Cube…is climbing into the 2^nd level…OH NO!!!!! Rage!! He's standing on the hand of Ice Cube! Ice Cube is trying to climb up, but Rage stops him by standing on the hands!!!

DD: HAHA! What a smart move by Rage!! I told ya he was brilliant! Look!!!

VJ: Oh no!!! Ice Cube hanging by 1 arm and now look at Rage!!! Rage stepping on the other hand now!!! Ice Cube…that's a 17 ft. drop! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube!!!! Ice Cube hit his head on the ringpost!!!! Ice Cube…

DD: He may have cracked his skull wide open!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube…he may be hurt badly! Even Trish is out there to check on him!

DD: is he dead, Vince?

VJ: I don't think so.

DD: DAMN IT!!!!

VJ: Don't say that! And wait just a damn minute! Rage is climbing back down through the trap door!

DD: HAHA! We've gotta new Champion, Vince!

VJ: Rage is climbing…WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

DD: LOOK OUT TRISH!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!!RARE AIRE ON ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARE AIRE FROM THE 2^ND LEVEL DOWN ONTO ICE CUBE ON THE FLOOR!!!! This match is over!!!! It's over!! There's no way that Ice Cube can come back!

DD: Don't get cocky Rage! Put him in the ring and cover him!

VJ: And that's exactly what he's doing! Rage rolls Ice Cube back into the ring! He hooks the leg! Trish makes the count…1…2…ICE CUBE KICKED OUT!!!! OH MY GOD HOW THE HELL?!?!?!

DD: I dunno, Vince! What the…

VJ: Ice Cube…you've gotta give him credit! And look at Rage! Rage is putting the boots to Ice Cube! Rage is all over the Champion! He's showing no mercy!

DD: Beat the hell outta him, Rage!

VJ: Rage picks up Ice Cube…if he couldn't finish him before I think this will do it! POWERBOMB!!!! Dead center! 1…2…he kicked out again! He did it again!

DD: He's not human!!

VJ: Rage…he can't believe it! Rage can't…oh no! He has Ice Cube by the hair…what the hell is he about to do…OH!!!!!

DD: That's it! It's over!

VJ: Rage just tossed Ice Cube through the ropes…his head bounced off the cage like a javelin! Ice Cube…he's done!

DD: Aww…what a shame! It looks like we won't get to see another one of those Earth shattering Cell moments like we saw last time!

VJ: Rage follows Ice Cube out to the floor! Ice Cube is a bloody mess! Trish…you might have to stop this!

DD: that makes Rage the new Champ!

VJ: This is a man's life we're talking bout here! Rage slams ice Cube's head into the Cell again! AND AGAIN!!! And…my God, he's grating his face on the mesh of the cage! Rage…he's vicious!!!! He's trying to destroy the World Champion!

DD: And he's doing a damn good job! Uh oh! He might get the job done here!

VJ: Don't tell me! He's got the stairs! Rage is coming after Ice Cube with the stairs…LOOK OUT…OH!!!!! Ice Cube dodged the chair…SPEAR!!!!!! ICE CUBE JUST SPEARED RAGE!!!!! THE CHAMPION IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE CHALLENGER!!!!

DD: Damn it! Those stairs knocked the door off of the Cell!

VJ: How does Ice Cube have anything left! He just picked up Rage by the hair…RAGE HEADFIRST INTO THE CELL!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! ICE CUBE RETURNING THE FAVOR TO RAGE!!!! And Rage is running again! He just tried to climb the Cell…OH MY!!! ICE CUBE SAID NOT THIS TIME!! He yanks Rage off…OH! But Rage fires back with a shot right to the head!

DD: HAHA! You talk about Ice Cube! Rage ain't out of this either!

VJ: Rage…he just walked out of the door! He walked right out of the cage door…and he's climbing again! Rage…for some reason…why does he keep climbing the cage?

DD: Cuz he can! Stop asking dumb ass questions and call the match!

VJ: Ice Cube just got a chain from underneath the ring…and he's climbing up the inside of the cell! Both men climbing the Cell! Rage on the outside, Ice Cube on the inside! Ice Cube just went through that trapdoor…he's on the 2^nd level!

DD: And Rage is still climbing!

VJ: Rage…he's not stopping…and Ice Cube is gonna keep on climbing! They might just take this to the 3^rd level!

DD: Hell…what if they go to the roof!

VJ: Aww hell! We remember Lightning and Bruiser! Hopefully we don't see something like that here tonight!

DD: Speak for yourself! Somebody's gonna die! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

VJ: Haven't both these men died enough times in their careers? Rage…he's got at the door on the 3^rd level of the Cell! But Ice Cube…he just climbed through the 2^nd trap door…Ice Cube has made it to the 3^rd level!

DD: Uh oH! Look out Rage!

VJ: Rage trying to open that door but watch Ice Cube…

DD and VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

DD: Oh no! Rage!!!! Rage!!!!!

VJ: Rage is done! Rage is done! Ice Cube just caught that door with an Ice Breaker…that door caught Rage right in the head and he went tumbling to the concrete floor! Rage…this may be the 2^nd PPV in a row that Rage has died!

DD: He survived the plane…oh no! Rage! Get…who the hell is that?!

VJ: We've got a fan or something…no! Some guy just landed on the roof of the Cell…who the…is that..

DD: SCARLET KV!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Is that…it is!!!! That’s Scarlet KV!!!!! We haven't seen him since Slamfest!!!

DD: He must be here for Rage!!!!!

VJ: Scarlet…he just used that handblade to cut a hole in the Cell! He's coming into the Cell!

DD: But is he here for Rage or Ice Cube!

VJ: I don’t know! KV has broken into the Cell! Look at Ice Cube…OH NO!! Oh No!!!! DDT ON ICE CUBE BY SCARLET KV!!!!!! KV is here for Ice Cube!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!!! Did you see that?! That was great?!

VJ: Why?! Why is he helping Rage?! Why…oh no! Look in the aisle! It's Firestorm!!! Firestorm is on his way…this had to be a plan!!!! Damn the Dynasty!

DD: Firestorm is suspended! That doesn't mean Panther had anything to do with this!

VJ: KV is gonna slice Cube to bits with that hand blade! Don't…

VJ: It's Lightning! Lightning is here! Lightning!

DD: What is that idiot doing out here?!

VJ: Lightning…is he coming to the aid of Ice Cube?! We may be about to find out right now if Lightning and Ice Cube are in cahoots! Lightning is climbing the cell!

DD: Damn it! So much for no interference!

VJ: Rage hasn't moved since he hit the floor! KV just sliced Ice Cube's leg with that hand blade! The Champion is a bloody mess! And now KV is trying to climb out of the Cell!! KV…he's climbing to the roof…Lightning is climbing up too! Lightning is almost up there!

DD: Damn it! What the hell…look out KV!

VJ: KV is on the roof trying to escape…Lightning is on top of the Cell! Firestorm is looking on from the floor…LIGHTNING WITH A THEZ PRESS ON KV!!!!! Lightning…he's all over Scarlet KV!! Boot to the stomach…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!! Lightning Bolt on top of the Cell!!!!!!! Scarlet KV is down!!! Lightning has come to the aid of Ice Cube…and look on the floor! Johnny Havok just blasted Firestorm!

DD: For God's sake, the man has a heart condition!

VJ: Johnny Havok has Rage…he's bringing Rage back into the Cell! Havok just brought Rage back in!

DD: Wait a minute…something's going on!!! Where the hell is the Dynasty?!

VJ: I have absolutely no clue what's going on! And watch Ice Cube! Ice Cube…he's climbing back down to the 1^st level! Ice Cube is ready to finish this!

DD: But watch KV on the roof! Lightning's trying to finish him!

VJ: Oh no! Lightning…he's about to power…OH NO!! KV just stabbed Lightning with that handblade…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BACK BODY DROP FROM THE ROOF OF THE CELL!!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING GOES CRASHING THROUGH THE EAST ITALIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! My God…get some help for him!

DD: HAHAHA! I told ya somebody was gonna die!!!!

VJ: Oh no! Lightning is hurt….we've got the Extremist back out here….I have no clue what he's up to! Back inside the Cell…Ice Cube…he's back on the 1^st Level! Johnny Havok is cheering him on! Rage hasn't moved an inch…FLYING ELBOW DROP!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF RAGE!!!! THIS MATCH IS OVER…1….2…NOOOOOOOO!!!! DAMN IT NO!!!! RAGE KICKED OUT!!!!!

DD: HA!!! How did he do it?!

VJ: Hell if I know! Extremist…no hard feeling from earlier obviously! He's checking on Lightning! And look at Rage! A bloody…battered Rage trying to climb out of the cage to make an escape…oh my God it's Downcast!

DD: no! Damn it, no!!!!

VJ: Downcast…he's on his way out to the Cell! Look at Rage! Rage is almost in tears! You think Downcast forgot how Rage shoved him off the ladder earlier!

DD: Please…not now Downcast! You Yankee ass piece of crap! Get away!!!

VJ: Downcast has Rage…he tosses him back into the ring!!! Ice Cube…he's waiting for him! Ice Cube…Johnny Havok and Downcast are in the Cell with Rage! Trish does not look happy!

DD: Stay down, Rage! Stay down! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

VJ: ICE BREAKER!!!!!!! ICE BREAKER!!!! It's over! And what the hell is this?! Downcast and Johnny Havok…they just pulled out shirts…the "Perfect Alliance"!!!!

DD: Damn it! NO!!! I knew it was a set up! The Dynasty got set up!!!

VJ: Ice Cube has one of those shirts too! Downcast and Havok…raising the hand of the Champion…OH NO!!! Trish with a low blow on Havok!!!

DD: Well I guess…HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!!!

VJ: Wait! Downcast…boot to the stomach of ice Cube…NO!!!!!!!! TOTAL DISPEAR!!!!! TOTAL DISPEAR ON ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!

DD: What the hell just happened, Vince?!

VJ: I don't know…what the hell is this Perfect Alliance! Ice Cube…Ice Cube just laid out by Downcast! Rage…1 arm across the chest…1…2…3!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!!!!

DD: We have a new Champion, Vince!!!

VJ: This crowd is livid! We may have a riot in here! Downcast…Downcast with the Total Dispear just blasted Ice Cube…and what does this mean?! Downcast…OH GOD!!! NO!!!!!! DOWNCAST JUST RIPPED OFF THAT PERFECT ALLIANCE SHIRT…CAN YOU SEE WHAT HE'S WEARING DAVE?!

DD: All I can say is DYNASTY RULZ BABY!!!! DYNASTY RULZ!!!!

VJ: DOWNCAST IS HUGGING THE CHAMPION!!! RAGE IS THE NEW CHAMPION!!!! THE DYNASTY HAS JUST STOLEN THE WORLD TITLE!!!! What the hell…Scarlet KV has disappeared! Ladies and gentlemen…My God we'll see ya on FNS!