Firestorm: Damn right we are.

Guard#2: Well, do you have any ID or anything like that?

Firestorm: ID?! ID?! Look, do you realize who the hell we are?! Me and J-Dogg, we're the co-CEO's of the GNL! The best damn fed in the biz! The fed that strikes fear into the hearts of Panther and this whole damn NFWA roster, and you don't know who we are?!

Guard#1: Well we were given specific orders…

Firestorm: I don't give a f*ck what kinda orders you were given! We run the GNL! We're top executives, and we deserve to be treated like…

J-Dogg: (Puts a hand on Firestorm's shoulder) Relax! Relax! You guys want ID?

Guard#1: Ok…

J-Dogg: Ok. Let's go guys. (Starts for the entrance)

Guard#1: Hold on, now! Wait a minute!

Tristram: What the hell do you mean wait a minute?

Guard#1: We got orders from the NFWA staff to make sure that the only GNL employees that enter the arena were Mr. Firestorm, Mr. Gunn and Mr. Tristram.

J-Dogg: Yeah! And…

Thunder: Wait a minute! Wait…are you telling me that I can't come in?

Guard#1: Yes.

Thunder: What the f…how the…that's my brother, man!

Guard#1: I'm sorry, but orders are orders.

Thunder: Well screw your orders! Let's go guys!

Cop#1: Now listen, only these 3 are allowed to come in here tonight. If you or any other GNL employee enter the arena here tonight, then you'll be trespassing on NFWA property, and we will take your asses to jail.

Thunder: But…

Cop#2: Either you can get back in your car and leave the premises, or we can take you downtown and talk this out at the station. Take you pick.

Thunder: Guys…

J-Dogg: Man, just do what he says.

Thunder: Yeah. We don't need you getting in any trouble here tonight. Just head back to the hotel and don't worry about it.

Thunder: You sure?

Tristram: Yeah. I mean…I'm facing T Money for God's sake! What can go wrong?!

Thunder: You've got a point. Ok…good luck man!

KT: Can you feel the electricity in the air?! Welcome to the Scope in Norfolk, VA for what will be a historic Friday Night Slam! I'm Kevin Taylor alongside Pittsburgh Pete, and tonight we will witness the very 1^st battle in this war between the GNL and the NFWA, as the GNL's Tristram goes 1 on 1 with the new NFWA X-Treme Champion, T Money! We saw the GNL's arrival just a few moments ago…and Pete, I know you can feel it! The tension between the NFWA and the GNL is at an all-time high!

PP: Damn right it is! I mean…especially after what they did yesterday, Kevin! The GNL was totally out of line!

KT: I agree with you there! For those of you who don't know, late Sunday Night, Johnny Gunn and a group of GNL superstars broke into NFWA HQ and proceeded to vandalize…we arrived on Monday Morning, GNL was spraypainted on everything! They even broke into the NFWA website and vandalized that! Panther was pissed…the staff was pissed, the wrestlers were pissed…

PP: Hell yeah we were. I mean, if you're in the NFWA and you genuinely love this company, I can't see how you can just sit back and allow these jackoffs to come into your house and do what they did! And then J-Dogg said he was gonna destroy the NFWA so that the GNL could be the #1 fed…

KT: Well let's not get into all of that! For those of you who don't know what we're talking about, we have video footage and we're gonna show that to you a little later on! Tonight, not only will we see the NFWA Vs the GNL, but the World Title will be on the line. The new Champion, Rage will go 1 on 1 with Krazed here tonight.

PP: Yeah, and that's another thing! Rage is the Champion, but the GNL stole the damn belt!

KT: That's right. Rage may never get the chance to get his hands on the belt, because the Title is on the line tonight!

KT: And speaking of Krazed, there's somebody that wants to see Krazed in the worst way! This past Friday on FNS, Krazed abducted Stacey Blitch in order to get Shark to accept a match at Hell on Earth. Well as if Shark needed any more motivation, I guarantee that he will accept that match tonight, and he will tear Krazed limb from limb when he arrived here tonight!

PP: So Shark's mad?! Big deal! He's always running around here crying about something. I wanna know is how Stacey enjoyed her weekend with Krazed.

KT: What do you mean?!

PP: Well, you know Krazed is a lady's man. After tonight, she might not wanna come back to Shark. HA!

KT: Are you crazy?! How can you say that?! Stacey…I can't wait til Shark gets his hands on Krazed here tonight!

Ice Cube: NFWA... IT FEEL F*CKEN GREAT TO BE BACK!!!! After a short absence, Rage and I decided to reform the greatest tag team in the history of the NFWA. And this time we are here to stay. And that is bad news for everyone! But first I am gonna talk about the Riot MakerZ first match since... well, a while ago, next week on IHG. We are takin on GNL bottom dweller, Staks, and my pile of horse crap brother, Firestorm. Firestorm, you and me won the tag titles as the ElementZ.. but, well, you just couldn't hang with me. Your position belongs with the corporate ass kissers in the GNL. Hell, you can't even get a job in the NFWA! But, brother of mine, I know I kicked your sorry ass before,and next week on IHG you better belive I am gonna do it again. The tag titles will, once again, belong to the Riot MakerZ. And as for Staks. Well, there isn't much to say about this guy except he sucks! He couldn't hang with the NFWA.. so he got demoted to the GNL, and he still sucks! Yea, he's a thug. Haha. He WISHES he was a thug. Staks, how many times am I going to have to beat you before you realize.. I am better than you? Don't worry, after next week... you will have lots of time to think about it in your hospital room..

Rage: Damn! Haven't done this as a Riot Maker in a long time. It feels f*cken great. Now, back to business. Panther. Buddy. Pal. Compadre. I have one thing to ask you. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!? Letting Tristram in.. I understand. He is here to get his ass kicked by T Money... but why the HELL would you let J-Dogg and Firestorm in?! There GNL! Enemy number one! You saw what happened on FNS... do you want it to happen here tonight? Damn. I thought you had more sense then that. Lets just hope it dosn't come back to bite you in the ass. But, this week on NeXtasy... the GNL's lame ass excuse for a show that only does good because I am the Commish... I am taking on not one.. but TWO GNL jackasses. Kurt Angle, and Staks. They are also two NFWA demotee's! Haha. Kurt, you whine that NFWA let you go.. so thats why you joined GNL? Good. We let you go for one reason.. and one reason only.... you SUCK! So good. Sucky wrestler, in a sucky fed.. and a SUCKY stable, with the Revolution. And Staks. Damn, I beat you 4 times!!! NeXtasy will be 5! And to make it fair... I will do this. I have to pin Staks AND Kurt to win! Not one or the other. BOTH! So, after I show you both what the NFWA is about.. I will get my World Title BACK!

KT: Rage is awfully confident.

PP: Damn right.

KT: Well it may not even be his World Title after tonight! I could belong to Kr…

Kurt: Excuse me…"sucky wrestler"? "Sucky fed"? "Sucky stable"? Geez, Rage! You know, you really are a World Champion dumbass! (Crowd pops in the background) It's true! It's damn true! See, Rage, you come out here and you like to talk about how the GNL sucks? Well if they suck so bad, then why is it that everytime I turn around, they're kicking the NFWA's asses?! (LOUD boos from the crowd) hey, it's true! And you call the Revolution a sucky stable? Well look around me, pal! Look at the talent! You've got a former I-C Champion in The Rock! The World Famous Double C! Kaos, an Olympic Silver medalist, which are nowhere near as good as my Olympic gold medals, but it's a start, damn it! And then there's Rick Bruiser! A former GFW World Champion! A former NFWA TV and I-C Champion! If anything, the Revolution is a stable of Champions, because everything we touch…(holds up one of his gold medals) turns to gold! And as far as me being a sucky wrestler…well Rage, you will find out just how bad I suck when I'm kicking your sorry ass on NeXtasy this week! And that my friend, is…

Rage: Whoa! Kurt, Kurt! Geez! I guess it's about time that somebody told you that not only are you a sucky wrestler…you cut sucky promos too! (Mixed crowd reaction)

Kurt: Hey! My promos do not suck!

Rage: Yeah they do! Damn! Here we are, the best damn tag team in the NFWA, giving the people of Virginia the most excitement it's had since…well…since the Civil War! And here you come! Here comes the Revolution, and you put everyone to sleep! But that ok, Kurt! See on NeXtasy I will make it up to everyone, and Kurt you and Staks to sleep once and for all! And then after the Bomb Squad beats Firestorm and J-Dogg…(laughs) we'll never have to worry about the GNL, the Revolution or Kurt Angle again!

Bruiser: (Takes the mic from Angle) is that so, Rage?! You think you and your punk ass partner can take out the Revolution?! Well…HERE'S YOUR CHANCE!

PP: Hey…wait a minute!

KT: The Revolution is headed down to the ring! The Revolution is headed for the Riot MakerZ…and look right here!! We've got a fight on our hands! Revolution and the Riot MakerZ!!! The Rev…

PP: You call this a fight?!

KT: The Revolution has the Riot MakerZ outnumbered…we've got a situation here! Take a look at this! The Rock and Double C are going to work on Ice Cube! We've got Bruiser, Kaos, and Angle! They're all over Rage! The Revolution is in control…

PP: The Riot MakerZ just got back together on Friday Night! Well they might be breaking up right here…wait a minute!

KT: Who is…it's Mad Dreams! Madman and Nightmare…you know they have a score to settle after FNS! They were attacked by the Revolution as well…AND HERE WE GO!!!! Mad Dreams tearing into Bruiser! Tearing into Kaos! It's all breaking loose here in Norfolk!

PP: Watch Double C!

KT: Cannon…he just rolled out to the floor, and now he's got a chair! Cannon is headed back in with a cha--OH!!!!! Nightmare just booted that chair back into the face of Cannon! And look at Angle! Angle is all over Rage…

PP: What the hell?!

KT: We've got blue lights covering the arena…what the hell is this?! What the hell is going on?!

Firestorm: (to the guards) Where the hell are we going?!

Guard#2: To your dressing room.

J-Dogg: Our dressing room?

Guard#2: Yes, sir.

J-Dogg: In the basement?

Guard#2: It's merely a precaution.

J-Dogg: Precaution my ass! Do you realize…Tristram is one of the best wrestlers in North America today, me and Firestorm…we're CEO's! Executives! And you donut eating jackoffs have the nerve to take us into a basement to get ready for our match?!

Cop#1: Look, the NFWA us very upset after some of the things the GNL has done recently. The only reason we're bringing you into this basement to get ready is make sure that you're safe, and to make sure that this match goes off without a hitch. Now if you wanna go back upstairs and try your luck against the entire NFWA locker room, be my guest!

Tristram: Look…just take us to the damn room and let's get this thing over with!

Guard#1: Ok.

Tristram: What the hell is this?

Guard#3: Your dressing room.

Tristram and Firestorm: WHAT?!?!?!

Guard#2: That's right!

J-Dogg: The hell it is! Who the hell…wha…WE'RE NOT GOING IN THERE!!

Cop#2: Sir, listen…

Tristram: No, you listen! You expect us to go…go in there and get dressed?!

Guard#2: It's a safety precaution.

J-Dogg: Safety precaution?! That's a rat's nest! Look at this…(pulls away some of the cobwebs) look! You want us to go in this dump?! This is ridiculous! Ya know what…one of you bastards are gonna get off your lazy asses and find us another room! A real room!

Guard#4: All of the dressing rooms are occupied by NFWA stars. We're sorry but this is the only place we've got for you.

J-Dogg: Oh yeah?! Well maybe he doesn't hafta wrestle here tonight! Tristram, let's go man!

Tristram: No! No! look…I don't care about the dressing room! I don't care about being stuck in this dirty…filthy…(a big rat runs out of the room, startling Tristram) God! All I care about is tonight, I get to beat some NFWA ass and show the world just who the best WRESTLING company truly is.

J-Dogg: Well…you sure?

Tristram: I'm sure.

J-Dogg: Ok. But I'm telling ya…if I see 1 MORE RAT…just one…I'm packing my sh*t and we're getting the hell outta here! You hear me!

Guard#1: We'll be waiting out here if you guys need us for anything.

T Money: What?! You sayin you don't want me out here?

KT: That's not what I'm saying!

T Money: Yes it is! I can't believe this sh*t!

PP: Kevin Taylor, how can you be so rude to this man? I mean…last Friday Night he won the X-Treme title from Kid Money in one of the hardest fought matches in the history of this business! Tonight he defends the honor of the NFWA against those low budget, low class GNL jackoffs, you don't have the courtesy to show the man some respect?

KT: It's not like that at all! I have a lot of respect for you, Mr. Money.

PP: He said you were a horrible X-Treme Champion, T.

T Money: Man…

KT: I didn't…

T Money: Kevin Taylor, I'm out here to scout out my next opponent. I gotta job to do right now, and you lucky I'ma true champion, cuz I would whoop your ass right here right now. I would!

KT: But…

PP: (To Kevin) You should be ashamed of yourself. Shame!

KT: Whoa! Reaper not wasting any time here! Reaper went after Glacier before the bell, and the winner of this match will go on to face T Money for the title Friday Night…

T Money: Man, you see how cheap this Reaper is?

KT: You're calling Reaper cheap.

T Money: Hell yeah he's cheap! Gotta attack somebody from behind like a bitch! That's his damn problem…he don't have no honor. You can't be a champion like me if you don't have honor, ya know what I mean?

KT: Excuse me, but didn't you win that belt by attacking an injured man?

T Money: What, you sayin I'm not a true Champion?

KT: That's not…

T Money: Man, I wrestled the toughest X-Treme Champion out there and I beat his ass in like…a minute! He wasn't sh*t! I beat his ass! That makes me not only the X-Treme Champ, but the greatest X-Treme Champion in the history of wrestling.

PP: Yeah T. You gotta excuse Kevin. He was probably jerking off in the locker room and missed your match!

KT: Excuse me?! Reaper has Glacier by the hair…irish whip sends Glacier into the buckle…Reaper charges in and Glacier got the boot up! He caught Reaper right in the head…AND THERE'S THE MELTDOWN…NO!!! Reaper ducked the Meltdown, and now he's got Glacier by the throat!

PP: This could be it right here!

KT: You may be RIGHT!!!!! CHOKESLAM DRIVES HIM THROUGH THE MAT!!! Reaper with a cover…1…2…GLACIER GOT THE SHOULDER UP! How the hell did he get up from that!?

T Money: You see that right there? If they had be me in there Kevin, I coulda had both their asses whooped and the match woulda been over.

KT: Sure you would.

PP: Kevin, you're gonna keep on disrespecting T Money and he's gonna whoop your ass!

T Money: yeah, sucka! I mean, I'm tryna save up all my energy to beat Tristram's ass later, but you gonna keep on with that mess…

KT: Look, I'm just trying to do my job, ok! And maybe you should be doing yours by going back to the locker room and getting ready for your match, ok?

PP: T…you gonna let him talk to you like that?!

KT: Let's just call the damn match, please?! Reaper has Glacier up for a powersla…

T Money: Yo Taylor, who you think you are, man?

KT: POWERSLAM BY REAPER?! 1…2…KICKOUT!

PP: The man asked you a question, Kevin! Who are you?!

KT: I'm doing a job!

T Money: Oh, I know what you saying. You tryna say that them 2 bitches in the ring is more important than me, ain't you!

KT: NO! I'm just…

PP: Now don't lie, Kevin.

KT: I'M NOT LYING! WILL YOU LET ME DO MY DAMN JOB?!

PP: Do you realize that's the greatest X-Treme Champion of all time you're yelling at?!

KT: I don't care who he is…I didn't mean it like that!

T Money: See..

PP: Aww…you better run now, Kevin!

KT: (T Money stands) C'mon, now! I just wanna call this damn match so that we know who you're gonna face on Friday! I just wanna…

KT: What the hell…

PP: How dare you disrespect an honorable man like T Money?

KT: I wasn't disrespecting him! Back in the ring, Reaper looks to be going for Open Hell…but watch Glacier! Glacier is fighting out of it…Glacier…he dodges a clothesline from Reaper, and nails him with a neckbreaker…

PP: Oh! Watch T Money!

KT: T Money is in the ring with that chair…OH!!!!!!!! HE JUST BLASTED REFEREE DOUG PETERSON!!!!!! HE JUST NAILED THE REFEREE WITH A CHAIRSHOT…AND THERE'S ONE FOR GLACIER!!!!! T Money…what the hell has gotten into him?! What the hell…he's got Reaper now! Harlem Deathlock on Reaper!!!! Harlem Deathlock…C'MON!!! We've got officials out here to try and stop this…T Money has the Harlem Deathlock locked in on Reaper…this is uncalled for! Somebody get him off of Reaper!

PP: Aww no! You and your best friend Reaper have been talking all weekend about how T Money doesn't deserve a title! And now both of you are eating your words?!

KT: I never said anything like that!

PP: Kevin, please? Stop the lies! We all know the truth! It's written all over your body!

KT: This is ridiculous, and T Money finally breaks the hold! He has KO'd Glacier, the referee and Reaper! T Money…he's sick!

PP: Haha…he's gonna get you next!

KT: T Money has a mic now! I'd like to hear this!

T Money: See this…Glacier and Reaper! Both of ya'll want my belt! Both ya'll thought you could hang with T Money? Well look at this! Kevin Taylor, you look too! See, I just took both they asses, and I laid both of em out! Just like I did to Kid Money Friday Night! Just like I'm gonna do to that bitch Tristram later on tonight! But Glacier and Reaper, you wanted my belt! Ha…you don't deserve a shot at me! You don't deserve a shot at my belt! Both ya'll can kiss my ass, cuz you ain't getting sh*t! Now get these pieces of sh*t outta the champs ring!

KT: So who gets the shot at the title?

PP: Taylor, if brains were sunshine you'd be a black hole! They don't deserve to be in the same ring with T Money! They get no title shot! Long live T Money, the greatest X-Treme Champion of all time!

KT: Please!

Guard#2: We're trying to avoid any NFWA/GNL confrontations, so no.

Diamond: You don't realize, I'm Johnny's girlfriend. Just get the hell out of the way and…

Diamond: (To the guards) Nevermind. Here he is.

J-Dogg: (grabs Diamond by the hand and pulls her away from the guards) Diamond, what the hell are you doing here?

Diamond: I work here, Johnny.

J-Dogg: Look…I know you work here, but you shouldn't be down here. You're injured…

Diamond: Tell me something, Johnny. You love me, right?

J-Dogg: Of course I do! What the…

Diamond: Well you sure got a funny way of showing it! Why is it that I've only spoken to you once since last Friday night? Huh?

J-Dogg: I'm a busy man!

Diamond: Oh, I see! You're too busy to call your girlfriend, but you have all the time in the world to break into NFWA HQ and wreck the place! You have all the time in the world to mess up the NFWA site…

J-Dogg: Diamond…you don't understand! That thing at NFWA HQ, that was all biz! The site thing, I did it to help out the GNL! I would never do anything to hurt you and the only reason I haven't been calling you like I usually do is because this a busy week for the GNL! You know I care about you!

KT: What the hell is she smiling about?

PP: Maybe she's in a good mood? Is their something wrong with that?

KT: Well she may not be in a good mood after our next match! The Women's Title will be on the line! Alyssa Sanders goes 1 on 1 with Stephanie McMahon! Stay with us as IHG continues!!!!

VJ: Stephanie McMahon lifting Deadly Candy off the mat…POWERBO---SANDERS COUNTERS INTO A HURACANRANA!!!!!! The legs are hooked…1…2…DIAMOND!!!! DIAMOND JUST BLASTED SANDERS RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT CAST!!!! STEPHANIE WITH THE PINNING COMBINATION…1…2…3!!!!!!!

DD: That was foul! Diamond hit Alyssa with the cast! You saw it, Vince! You know you did!

VJ: Yes, but the ref didn't …HEY WAIT A MINUTE! Who the hell…THAT'S BLAQUE AND BLUE! THE GNL TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS JUST YANKED NIGHTMARE OUT TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!!!! NIGHTMARE JUST GOT BLASTED IN THE HEAD WITH A PIPE! C'MON!!!

DD: Where the hell did they come from?

VJ: I don't even know! Nightmare has been laid out on the floor, and Blue is in the ring! And Blaque…get away from here, you lunatic! Get away…

DD: Oh my God! Vince, get up and look!

VJ: (Holding his head) I saw it! Kammy just tossed at the security guards by Blue! Blaque just climbed back into the ring, and Blue tosses Stephanie to the floor! Blaque and Blue, the GNL Tag Team Champions have arrived--OH MY GOD!!!!!!

DD: WHAT!?!?!

VJ: BLAQUE JUST HIT DIAMOND'S INJURED ARM WITH THAT PIPE!! THAT DIRTY ROTTEN SON OF A BITCH!!!! BLAQUE IS BEATING DIAMOND'S ARM…

VJ: Blaque and Blue, the GNL Tag Team Champions have just done a number on Diamond, and…Diamond is hurt badly.

DD: Hey, I don't like Diamond but there are some things you just don't do! Blaque and Blue went too damn far there!

VJ: Diamond is on the mat writhing in pain… Damn it!

Madman: C'mon, man! You've gotta try and take your mind off of Krazed and Stacey! We've got a big tag match scheduled for tonight! We've gotta be on the same page!

Shark: (Dead silent)

NJR: Shark, let's just get ready for the match, and don't worry about Stacey right now! We'll deal with Krazed when the time is right. Shark, are you listening to me?!

PP: Hold on. Kevin, before you say anything else, I hope you're not gonna be as rude to her as you were to T Money earlier on. I really think you hurt his feelings!

KT: Pete, don't start that with me, damn it!

PP: What?! He the man has feelings! He does not deserve to be treated like trash! HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED…

Diamond: Look, as nice as it is listening to your little hen fight over here, we've got a title match going on!

PP: Well Kevin started it! I'm just trying to make sure…

KT: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!?! Candy is right up in the face of Stephanie! Steph has been begging for this match ever since Diamond went down with an arm injury 2 weeks ago…WHOA!!!

PP: OHHH! Did you see that?!

KT: Sanders with a hard slap across the face of Stephanie! Deadly Candy…Stephanie can't believe it!

PP: She slapped the taste out of her mouth!

KT: And Stephanie…she doesn't look to happy about that! Stephanie McMahon…she's got fire in her eyes! Stephanie…OH!!!!!!! She just knocked Deadly Candy right on her ass with that shot! Deadly Candy is down…and look at Stephanie go!!! Stephanie taking it to the Women's Champ! And Diamond, you have a smile on you face!

Diamond: Damn right I do! This bitch Deadly Candy thinks she's so damn tough! Well we're finding out right now just who the toughest women in the NFWA are, and she's not one of them!

KT: Stephanie has Sanders by the hair…oh!!! She just sent Steph crashing into the turnbuckle with a handful of tights! Steph hit headfirst off the middle turnbuckle, and Sanders takes advantage with a hard kick to the midsection of Steph!

PP: There go the ovaries!

KT: Please don't say that! Sanders has her by the hair…AND ANOTHER HARD KICK!!! This time right into the chest of Stephanie! She picks Steph back to her feet…there's an Irish whip…Stephanie off the ropes…Candy with a hard knee to the midsection…uh oh! Stephanie…NECKBREAKER BY DEADLY CANDY!!!!! This one could be over right here! There's the cover…1…2…kickout by Stephanie!!!!

PP: That damn Stephanie Jenkins! Ya know that rumor about her being a lesbian…

KT: Let's not go there! Sanders now, choking the life out of Stephanie McMahon! But look at Steph! That McMahon Fighting Spirit is alive inside of her, and she refuses to stay down!

Diamond: C'mon, Steph!

KT: Sanders has Stephanie back to her feet…boot the midsection…oh boy!

PP: HAHA! Here we go!

KT: Sanders has McMahon up for what looks like a piledriver! Sanders…OH MY GOD!!!! SHE JUST SPIKED HER!!!!

PP: HAHA! Well it's safe to say that the McMahon Fighting Spirit is dead! You got her baby!!!

KT: Sanders rolls into a cover…1…2…NO MA'AM!!!!!

PP: DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!!!

KT: Stephanie won't give up!!! She somehow got the shoulder up…and Sanders slaps on a reverse chinlock for good measure! Stephanie…she wants the Women's Title and she wants it bad!!!!

PP: Yeah, but as badly as Steph wants to win the belt, Deadly Candy wants to hold onto it even more! To prove that she really is the toughest woman in the NFWA today!

Diamond: Yeah! She didn't look too tough when I knocked her out with my cast the other night, now did she?

PP: Well, she was tough enough to break your arm so I suggest you sit there and shut the hell up!

KT: Let's calm down here! The referee is checking the arm of Steph…it drops once! It…it drops twice!

PP: Once more time, Candy! One more and you got her!

KT: Deadly Candy cinching up on the hold even more! Stephanie Jenkins checking the arm the 3^rd and final time….IT STAYS UP!!!!

PP: Oh no!!!

KT: This crowd rallying behind Stephanie! Deadly Candy can't believe it! And Steph is fighting back to her feet! Steph is fighting…look at the look on Alyssa's face…BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX BY STEPHANIE!!!!! SHE JUST DUMPED THE CHAMPION RIGHT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD!! BOTH WOMEN ARE DOWN!!!

PP: C'mon…get up Candy! You cannot lose to a…a McMahon!

KT: Well it could happen if she isn't able to recover. Steph slowly crawling over to the body of Alyssa! Alyssa hasn't moved since that suplex…Steph trying to roll her over! Pete, it'll be all over if she can just roll her over!

PP: Damn it! Alyssa, get up!!!

KT: Oh…Stephanie…she finally turns her over! She hooks the leg…1…2…NEW CHAMPION--NO!!!!

Diamond: DAMN IT!!!!

KT: Alyssa got the right shoulder off the canvas just before the count of 3!!! And look at Steph! She can't believe it!

Diamond: Don't worry about it Steph! You got her right where you want her!

KT: Stephanie getting back to her feet…hard slap to the chest of Candy…ALYSSA WITH A RAKE TO THE FACE! Stephanie…watch Alyssa now! Deadly Candy hits off the ropes…here comes the Cough Drop---DAMN!!!!!!!!

PP: How my God!!!

KT: Stephanie just sent her flying face first into the post!! Alyssa…she may be out of it! She's out on her feet! And Stephanie from behind with the rollup…1…2…thr…NO!!!!! Alyssa reverses it! 1…2…OH!!!!!

PP: Oh…Alyssa!!!

KT: Stephanie with a kick out sent Alyssa flying shoulder first into the ringpost! Alyssa…she may have separated her shoulder…

PP: Did you see what that barbarian Stephanie McMahon just said?!?!

KT: She said she's gonna break it! Stephanie is going for the arm of Alyssa!!

PP: Don't break her arm!!! She's too pretty to be broken!!

KT: Stephanie has that arm…SINGLE ARM DDT!!!!! Deadly Candy has just been drilled, and now Steph drags her out to the center of the ring!

PP: Diamond, sit down!

KT: Diamond looking on over here! Stephanie looks like she's going for the kill…CROSS ARM BREAKER ON DEADLY CANDY!!!!

PP: NO, NO, NO!!!!

KT: Yes! She's got it locked on in the middle of the ring! Stephanie is hyperextending the elbow of Alyssa…she's got nowhere to go! She's gotta give it up…hey wait a minute! It's Tina!

PP: Oh…SUPERWOMAN IS HERE! GO! SAVE ALYSSA!

Diamond: What the hell is she doing out here?!

KT: I don't know. Has Alyssa Sanders…you don't think Alyssa is in cahoots with the Dynasty do you…wait a minute! She's coming over here! Tina is coming over here…

Diamond: (To Tina) Look, I don’t know why you're out here…what?! (Tina says something) Yeah I was talking to him…that doesn't mean I'm in cahoots with the GNL! He's my…look here girl, I don't know who told you this, but I'm NFWA all the way, so what you need to do is take your green hair and get back to the locker room, cuz I'm not too hurt to beat your ass!

KT: Tina…she just said that Diamond was in cahoots with the GNL--HEY WAIT A MINUTE TINA! She's hurt!!! Tina just leveled Diamond with a clothesline!!! Diamond is down…and Tina is all over her!! Tina stomping away…Security, anybody listening to this, can we get somebody out here…Tina's gonna hurt Diamond out here!

PP: Well we saw her talking to J-Dogg backstage! How do we know she's not the one who let J-Dogg into the NFWA offices this weekend?

KT: That's stupid! Wait! Stephanie just broke the hold…she's headed over here now!

PP: Tina…I'd turn around if I were you!

KT: Tina is just stomping away on Diamond…STEPHANIE FROM BEHIND!!!!!! SHE JUST JUMPED ON THE BACK OF TINA, AND LOOK AT THIS!!! STEPHANIE CHOKING THE LIFE OUT OF THE SUPERWOMAN OF THE NFWA….OR IS IT THE GNL NOW!???! I don't even know…OH!!!! TINA JUST DROVE STEPHANIE HARD INTO THE RINGPOST!!! Damn it!!!

PP: Yeah! Serves her right for…AH HA!!!!!

KT: DDTINA ON STEPHANIE!!!! THE DDTINA ON THE ARENA FLOOR! Tina…she just rolled Steph back into the ring! Damn it, no!

PP: She had no business going out there!

KT: Alyssa back to her feet now…and she has Stephanie! Alyssa has Stephanie by the hair…COUGH DROP!!!!!! She just drove her head facefirst into the mat…and the cover…1…2…3!!!!!

PP: HAHA! Who's the baddest now, Vince?! Who's the baddest?!

KT: Deadly Candy picks up the win with a lotta help from the self proclaimed Baddest Chick of Pro Wrestling!

PP: Hey, you cannot blame Tina for that! She was standing up for the NFWA when that 2 bit, silicone enhanced slut Stephanie McMahon attacked her from behind for no reason!

KT: We both know Tina had no business being out here!

PP: Well would you like it if we had a repeat of Friday or yesterday?! You want them to break in here again and turn you into a human art canvas?!

KT: Well…I dunno, but it's just a damn shame…Deadly Candy with the big win but…damn!!!

Kaos: Hey! Watch where the f*ck you're going, you little asshole!

Scarlet KV: (Gives Kaos an evil stare)

Kaos: Don't look at me like that! I rip your damn eyeballs out and shove em up your ass, boy! (Brief silence) Keep walking bitch! Go on! Wrestle your match!

PP: What in the World?!

KT: Scarlet KV is attacking Kaos! Scarlet KV is all over Kaos back in the locker room…

PP: What in the hell has gotten into that little idiot!

KT: Kaos has apparently offended Scarlet KV, and he's paying for it right here…OH!!! Right into the wall!

PP: Where the hell is the Revolution!

KT: They're nowhere in sight…and KV has that handblade! Scarlet KV is going after Kaos with that handblade…don't tell me…

KT: The damage has been done to Kaos, and speaking of damage, what the hell is this man doing here?!

PP: It's the Prez, Kevin! The Prez is here!

KT: Sniper has arrived! Folks, don't go away! Still to come, the GNL's Tristram does battle with our own T Money, and also Krazed will go 1 on 1 Rage! The NFWA World Title will be on the line! We'll be back!

X-Pac: Welcome back to In High Gear! Bout f*cking time I got some TV time up in this bitch, and I'm standing here with the NFWA Prez Sniper! Sup, Snip?

Sniper: You wanna know wassup? Nothing much, but you wanna know what's going down?!

X-Pac: I dunno?

Sniper: The GNL. (Smiles) it was a joke! LAUGH!

X-Pac: Well this Saturday Night on GNL's NeXtasy, you and Panther team up to face Firestorm and J-Dogg. If they win, they get the cable TV deal they've been asking for. If you and Panther win, then the GNL will close for good. You have any comments about that?

Sniper: Well X-Pac, there's not much to say except I hope all the GNL fans got some VCRs, cuz this Saturday will be the last time you will ever hear those 3 letters again. See Firestorm, J-Dogg, it didn't hafta be like this! You coulda cooperated with the NFWA! Together, the NFWA and the GNL coulda been an unstoppable force in sports-entertainment! We coulda built the biggest dynasty known to man…but you had to ruin it, didn't you GNL? You had to go and bite the hand that fed you. You turned on the NFWA…and you stuck your nose in NFWA biz. Now people like Brad Bitch, people like Staks, people like Blaque, Blue, Tristram and Thunder…all of you that have been coming in here trying to make names for yourselves…well have fun in the unemployment line, cuz that's exactly where you're headed after me and P-Diddy open up a bottle of Dynasty 187 all over your punk asses! Ya know what, Pac? How about we give the fans a little preview of Saturday Night?

X-Pac: What do you mean?

Sniper: I mean Firestrom! The man who I poisoned! The man who thanks to me, is no longer in power here in the NFWA! Firestorm…I know you haven't forgotten what I did to you, and I know you want payback! So how bout we do the sh*t here tonight? So Firestorm, if you can here me, I'm calling your ass out! I'm gonna be in the parking lot. If you got the balls, and from what Trish tells me you don't, but if you got the balls, you'll come out to the parking lot and face me like a man! Get a little taste of what you're gonna get on Saturday night! What do you say, Firestorm?! (Laughs) If you're any kinda man, you'll accept my challenge! HOLLA BACK!!!!

PP: I'll tell ya what the deal is! KV is getting his ass beat! OH!!!!

KT: Squirrel just slammed him hard on the steel stage! Why is Squirrel doing this?! Why is Squirrel attacking KV?! We're supposed to be having a match here…AND IT'S REAVER!!!! Hell Lord Reaver from the locker room area coming to the aid of Squirrell…AND IT'S JOHNNY HAVOK NOW!!!!! JOHNNY HAVOK FROM BACKSTAGE, AND NOW HE'S GOING TO WORK ON REAVER!!!!! The team known as Deep Impact is doing a number a 2 members of Bad Blood!

PP: What the hell is going on, Kevin?!

KT: I don't know! Squirrel has Scarlet KV…what the hell is he…oh no! Don't! Squirrel just dragged KV over to the edge of the stage…oh my God no!!! No…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

PP: He's dead, Vince!!!!

KT: Squirrel just powerbombed KV off the stage onto the concrete floor…my God! He may have snapped his neck!!! KV went 10 ft down and landed right on the back of his head! And look at Deep Impact fleeing…what the hell was that all about?!??!

VJ: Blaque and Blue are back! Blaque and Blue out from the crowd…OH!!! LOOK AT THIS!!! THE ROCK, KRAZED AND SHANE! THEY'RE ALL OVER BLAQUE AND BLUE!!! I thought they had left the arena…

DD: Who the hell is that, Vince?!

VJ: I don't know! Some guy…is that Brad Blitz!

DD: Sniper! Turn around!

VJ: Brad Blitz of the GNL! He's in the ring…BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF SNIPER…BLITZBURG BOMB!!!! SNIPER HAS JUST BEEN LAID OUT BY A GNL WRESTLER…AND HERE COMES SECURITY!!!!

DD: Who the hell do they think they are! Where the hell did this little idiot Blitz come from! Damn it, how the hell did they get in here?!?!

VJ: I don't know! Blitz just hopped back into the crowd, but security has Blaque and Blue! They're trying to remove the GNL Tag Team Champions from the arena by force! But that's not the story! The story is that the Prez of the NFWA has been taken out…by GNL wrestlers!!!!

Firestorm: About what?

X-Pac: Well, I don't know if you…(a giant rat runs across the floor) damn man! I don't know if you heard, but Sniper has challenged you to a fight out in the parking lot. What do you hafta say about that?

Firestorm: Well it seems to me that the NFWA must really wanna get their asses whooped by the GNL here tonight. Well Sniper, you wanna fight me…did you say he was in the parking lot?

Tristram: Wait a minute, Firestorm…

Firestorm: Wait?! After the way he poisoned me…after he got me out of power in the NFWA! Sniper…your ass is mine! Let's go Tristram!

KT: Well ladies and gentlemen…there you see Scarlet KV…just before we went to break, KV was viciously assaulted by Squirrel of Deep Impact…for no good reason!

PP: Well…

PP: Geez…these guys act like they hate one another!

KT: Well that just goes to show you how much the NFWA/GNL relationship has deteriorated over the last few weeks. Irish whip sends T Money to the ropes…Tristram misses with a clothesline…T MONEY CONNECYS WITH A THESZ PRESS!!!!! And look at him go to work with those hard right hands to the head of Tristram!!!! Rapid-fire rights…and will you listen to this partisan NFWA crowd?!

PP: Yeah! It's about time this idiots do something right!

KT: T Money has Tristram by the hair…and he sends him headfirst into the buckle!!! Tristram trapped in the buckle as T Money opens up on him with rights and boots…T Money is on fire here! Irish whip…TRISTRAM GOES HARD OFF THE BUCKLE…AND A CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TOO THE FLOOR!!!!! What a crowd response for T Money…and the GNL is reeling!!!!!

PP: Ya see that, Kevin?! Do ya respect the man now?

KT: I always have! Tristram is on the outside…I think he's more shocked than hurt. Tristram, when he was in the NFWA he was a solid fan favorite, but since jumping ship to the GNL, he has lost a lot of his NFWA fanbase! Referee Ruby, Diamond's sister is putting the count down…what is Tristram doing?

PP: I don't…oh c'mon!

KT: Tristram just grabbed a steel chair…and now he's trying to get at T Money with the steel chair!!! Ruby trying her damndest to get that chair away from him…

PP: What's the matter, Tristram?!

KT: Tristram…he's visibly frustrated, and Ruby finally able to wrestle that chair away from him! Tristram charges in at T Money…AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A SPINEBUSTER!!!!! 1…2…kickout by Tristram! T Money back to his feet now…he's signaling to the crowd!

PP: He may be setting up for another Harlem Deathlock!

KT: You may be right! T Money on the blind side of Tristram! You know he can just taste that Deathlock! He wants to bring home the 1^st victory of this war…OH!!! He walked right into a cheap shot from Tristram!!! Tristram has just suckered T Money in…inside cradle!!! 1…2…kickout by T Money!!!!

PP: Can you believe it! The GNL actually stooping to cheap sho--DAAAAAAYUUM!!!!!

KT: DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF T MONEY!!!! Right on the money!!! Tristram with the cover…1…2…kickout by T Money!!! That was one of the best dropkicks I've ever seen, and I wouldn't have been surprised if he got him there!

PP: See, there you go counting out T Money again!

KT: I'm not counting him out!

PP: Well show some team spirit, damn it!

KT: Just because I choose not to be a biased announcer doesn't mean I don't have team spirit! And look at Tristram fire those right hands to the head of T Money! Tristram has Money…scoop and a slam!!! Money just planted…and it looks like Tristram's headed up! Tristram headed to the top rope…MOONSAULT!!! PICTURE PERFECT MOONSAULT!!! There's the cover…1…2…kickout by T Money!! T Money just won't stay down!

PP: He had better not stay down! We can't lose the 1^st battle to the GNL! We can't lose any battles to the GNL!

KT: Tristram buries a knee to the small of the back of T Money…and here comes…here comes Path.

PP: What in the world?!

KT: Path…he has just come to ringside…along with Nightmare, Kammy and a couple of others. We've got members of team NFWA at ringside, and Tristram looks none too happy!

PP: Who cares about him! Get him T Money!

KT: Wait…T Money misses with a clothesline---TRISTRAM'S SUPERKICK DOESN'T MISS!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by T Money!!! Meanwhile, TnT looks on on the arena floor…and we've got more company!

PP: Who's that?!

KT: It looks like Mad Dreams. Nightmare Jimmy Rogers and Madman…and here come the Natural Disasters. Things are starting…things…

PP: We've got more company…

KT: We've got a large group of NFWA wrestlers out from the locker room…and they're at ringside watching on! Tristram has T Money in the corner, and you can tell that he's felling the pressure! Tristram knows something's up! And he's all over T Money in the buckle! Boot after boot after boot after…he's stomping T Money straight to hell! Irish whip sends Money into the buckle, and watch Tristram now…he charges in…OH!!! He misses the big splash in the corner!!!!! Tristram missed the splash…HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!

PP: HAHA!!!! IT'S OVER BABY!!!!

KT: T Money has it locked in! Tristram is trapped! Tristram is…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! TRISTRAM USES THE BUCKLE FOR A COUNTER…1…2…3!!!!!!!!

PP: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

PP: I can't believe this!

KT: Tristram of the GNL has just pulled out a win over the NFWA's T Money!! The GNL has won the 1^st battle of the NFWA war…OH MY!!!!!

PP: HAHA! Let's see him win this battle!!!!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen, the NFWA has just stormed the ring!!!!!! The NFWA…THEY'RE ATTACKING TRISTRAM!!!! THE NFWA LOCKER ROOM IS DOING A NUMBER ON TRISTRAM IN THE RING!!! Can you believe this?!

PP: Yeah! This is great!!! This is absolutely great!!!

KT: They're beating Tristram with bats…pipes…trashcans…Tristram is getting the hell beat out of him here tonight in Norfolk! This must be what Panther had planned for tonight! This must be why Thunder wasn’t allowed into the building! Tristram is being taken apart…

KT: OH! And look here! Firestorm has accepted the challenge and here we go! In the parking lot of the Scope! Firestorm and Sniper! Firestorm and Sniper!

PP: Beat his ass Sniper!!!

KT: Absolute hell has broken look again…and Firestorm just nailed Sniper with a big boot!!! Firestorm…out in the parking lot, the huge Firestorm is taking it to the NFWA Prez! He has Sniper by the hair…SNIPER SENT FLYING INTO THAT BRICK WALL!!!! Sniper…he may have made a mistake by calling Firestorm--WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! OH MY GOD…WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

PP: That car…that car just ran over Firestorm!!!!

KT: Who the hell is in that car?! Firestorm just run down by…TRISH STRATUS!!!!! TRISH STRATUS! FIRSTORM'S EX-GIRLFRIEND!!! AND LOOK AT SNIPER GO TO WORK ON FIRESTORM!!! SNIPER IS BEATING THE HELL OUT OF THE GNL CO-CEO!!!

PP: Uh oh!!! Look at this!

KT: Mad Dreams has Tristram…OH!!!!!!! WATCH MADMAN…SUPERBOMB!!!!!! SUPERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!! TRISTRAM…AND THEY'RE STILL ATTACKING HIM!!!! TRISTRAM BEING ASSAULTED IN HERE! BACK OUT IN THE PARKING LOT, SNIPER IS ASSAULTING FIRESTORM!! THE POLICE ARE HOLDING J-DOGG IN THAT LOCKER ROOM!!

KT: And now look at this! Firestorm has been busted open! He's been run down by Trish Stratus, and now Sniper has a damn crowbar! Shane McMahon is back there with a kendo stick!!!! It's 3 on 1 on Firestorm…and look at this!!!! SNIPER AND SHANE ALL OVER FIRESTORM WITH THOSE WEAPONS!!! FIRESTORM GETTING DECIMATED IN THE PARKING LOT!!! THE GNL GETTING DECIMATED HERE TONIGHT IN NORFOLK!!!

J-Dogg: Damn it! Let me go, damn it! You see what's going on out there! Let me…

J-Dogg: Damn it! What the hell is wrong with you guys can't you see…

J-Dogg: What the hell…wha…aww sh*t!

KT: Those police officers…OH MY GOD!! IT'S PANTHER AND CHYNA!!!! PANTHER AND CHYNA…PANTHER JUST NAILED J-DOGG WITH THOSE NIGHTSTICKS!!! IT WAS A SET UP!!! IT WAS ALL A SET UP!!! PANTHER AND CHYNA ALL OVER J-DOGG!!!! THE GNL IS GETTING A 1^ST CLASS , NFWA BEATING HERE TONIGHT!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

KT: Well ladies and gentlemen…if you're just joining us, the GNL's Tristram got the win over the NFWA X-Treme Champion T Money in the 1^st ever interfed battle between the NFWA and the GNL! I said that the GNL had won this battle…but obviously on a much larger scale…

PP: Let me tell you people what really happened! The GNL just got massacred!!!! There they are, right there! Tristram…and look at that little J-Dogg! Look at him! He likes to spraypaint things…

KT: Well…I don't know what to say about this…I have absolutely no clue what to say about this! The GNL contingent has been absolutely obliterated by the NFWA!

X-Pac: I'm back here with Panther and Chyna, and P, me and you are boys, but you know J-Dogg is my friend, and…

Chyna: (Snatches the mic from X-Pac) Look, you really think we give a damn if you're friends with that piece of sh*t?!

X-Pac: Listen…

Chyna: No, you listen, X-Pac! I don't give a damn if you're friends with J-Dogg or not! You're apart of the NFWA, and if you gotta problem with what we just did, then you might as well pick up one of those GNL t-shirts and get the hell out!

X-Pac: Fine! Do this damn thing yourself!

Panther: Now ladies and gentlemen, just incase you're not sure, I wanna make this perfectly clear! What you just saw a few moments ago was a prime example of what I like to call a 1^st class, genuine, Grade A, NFWA STYLE ASS WHOOPING!!! (Crowd cheers in the background) J-Dogg and the rest of em wanna talk about how the GNL is best damn fed in the biz! They wanna talk about how they're out to take out the NFWA! Destroy the NFWA! Well J-Dogg, Firestorm, Tristram, tonight we showed you and all those scrubs in the GNL locker room that it will take a helluva lot more than spraypaint to destroy the NFWA! It will take a lot more than sorry ass attacks and half ass invasions to destroy the NFWA, and I guaran-damn-tee that it will take a lot more than a half ass expansion league like the GNL to destroy the NFWA! You bitches ready for war?! (laughs) Well that's good, but this Saturday Night, NeXtasy, GNL you had better duck and cover, cuz the DA BOMB will be dropped on you, the GNL will be no more, and we will prove once and for all that in this wrestling biz there's no right way, there's no wrong way, there's only the Dynasty way…

Panther and Chyna: AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!

Panther: And that's…the damn…TRUTH!!!!!!!!

KT: Look at Shark! He's been waiting for Krazed all night long..he's been waiting for Krazed to return his wife Stacey Blitch, but Krazed has yet to appear here at Gear!

PP: Well he had better hurry up! He has a World Title match up next.

KT: Madman is gonna start this one out with The Rock…there's the lockup…Rock cinches up the side headlock on Madman…INTO A REVERSE HAMMERLOCK!!!

PP: What?!

KT: Well…I haven't seen that move in a while. The Rock with the hammerlock on Madman…OH!!!! Madman caught him right on the jaw with an elbow!

PP: How dare he break a classic wrestling hold with nonsensical brawling tactics?!

KT: (Looks a Pete funny) Excuse me…did you just say something semi-intelligent?!

PP: Shut up and call the match!!!!

KT: Rock may be bleeding from the mouth…Madman catches him with a right hand! There's another! The Rock is catching a beating from Madman! Irish whip sends the Rock into the ropes…OH!!!!!!!! THE ROCK WITH A FLOATOVER DDT!!! HE JUST DRILLED MADMAN, AND LOOK AT THE ROCK SHOWBOATING IN THERE!!! The Rock…what an egotistical bastard!

PP: "Egotistical bastard"?! I swear, Kevin! You're just begging to get your ass kicked tonight!

KT: Uh oh! Speaking of ass kickings, look who just got tagged in!

PP: Uh…Rock! Turn around!

KT: Shark just got tagged into the ring! Rock's so damn busy showing off for his Revolution buddies he doesn't even see him!

PP: Rock! Look…he's standing behind you Rock!

KT: Shark is standing behind the Rock! Look at the looks on the faces of Bruiser and Kaos…OH!!!!!!! SHARK BITE ON THE ROCK!!!!!!! The Rock goes down!!!! And Shark mounts him now…Shark opening up on The Rock with right hands! Hard right hands to the face of the Rock!

PP: Damn it, Shark! Not in his movie star face! OH!!!!

KT: Kaos in the ring and he walks right into a Shark clothesline! Bruiser in..HE CATCHES A SHARK BITE!!! Shark is on a roll here! He has The Rock by the hair…Irish whip sends Rock firing off the buckle…and the People's Champ is caught! Shark has the Rock, and you know what we're gonna see right here…ATLANTIS EXPRESS!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!! 1…2…KAOS BREAKS IT UP!!!! C'mon!!!

PP: Oh my gosh! Kevin, Shark is so jealous of The Rock right now it's unbelievable!

KT: Excuse me?

PP: Yeah, look at him go after The Rock! He's obviously jealous because The Rock is a big movie star, and Shark is bottom barrel, 7^th layer, guppy piss!

KT: Excuse me, but what about Big Billy?

PP: Leave your wife out of this, I was talking about Shark!

KT: (Sighs) Kaos is hammering away across the back of Shark! Bruiser back up and he's getting him some as well…AND HERE COMES MAD DREAMS!!!! Mad Dreams going to the aid of Shark! Madman and Kaos! Bruiser and Jimmy Rogers! Referee Gore has lost all control of this one! Irish whip in stereo sends Bruiser and Kaos to the ropes…DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP!!!! The Revolution is in trouble…KAOS KNOCKED TO THE FLOOR BY MADMAN!!! Clothesline by Nightmare sends Bruiser to the floor…and now The Rock is all alone with Total Devastation! And believe me, TD wants a piece of The Rock!

PP: This is blatant disregard of the rules by TD! I refuse to sit back and watch this chicanery take place! Gore, I demand that you disqualify these assholes or I'm calling the cops!!!!

KT: You're calling!

PP: You heard me! This is such as crime! And where's Shark going?!

KT: He's going to the top! To the very top! The Rock is trying to get away, but he's caught by Madman!

PP: Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!!! Rocky!

KT: The Rock is in there all alone! Bruiser and Kaos are down! And The Rock has just fallen victim to the SHARK ATTACK!!!!!!! It's all over for the Gre---

KT: My God…Krazed is here…what the hell has he done to Stacey!

PP: Nothing! Krazed is a gentlemen, remember! He knows how to treat a lady!

KT: HE'S GOT THE DAMN WOMAN DUCT TAPED IN THE PARKING LOT! And look at Shark! Shark has just seen Krazed…and he's headed back there! Shark is headed back to the parking lot for Krazed! He's headed back there for Stacey…

PP: What about the match?!

KT: This is more important than the match! Stacey is in some trouble backstage…and look in the ring! Kaos and Bruiser are back in, and their all over Mad Dreams! They're beating the hell out of them! Irish whip by Bruiser…reversed by Madman and Bruiser sent into the ropes…Madman misses with a clothesline--HOT SHOT!!! BRUISER WITH THE HOT SHOT!!!

PP: YEAH! Wait a minute…look out for Nightmare…OH!!!

KT: Nightmare with a hard shot to the head of Bruiser…and one for Kaos! He has both men now…DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!!! Nightmare mounting a huge offense against the Rev! he hits off the ropes…FLYING SHOULDERBLOCK TAKES BOTH MEN DOWN!!!! Nightmare is solidly…hey what the hell?! Squirrel and Havok are back out here! Why the hell are they back?!

PP: I dunno, but you saw what they did to KV! They're crazy!

KT: Nightmare has Kaos now…and he's setting him up for the Light's Out! He's got him up…Squirrel has the attention of referee Gore…AND THERE IT IS!!!! Light's Out on Kaos! This one could…HAVOK IS ON THE TOP ROPE!!!

PP: Hey! What the hell…OH!!!

KT: HAVOK IMPULSE!!!! THE NEW HAVOK IMPULSE ON NIGHTMARE!!!! Don't tell me…Bruiser with the cover on Nightmare! No…NOT LIKE THIS!!!! 1…2…3!!!!

PP: HAHAHA! What a win!!

KT: What a win my ass! TD had the damn match won, and look at Squirrel! Squirrel tossing chairs into the ring! Johnny Havok is in there…the Rock, Bruiser and they're going to work on Mad Dreams! The Revolution is trying to take apart Mad Dreams, just like they did on Friday Night--LOOK AT BRUISER!!! CHAIR SHOT AFTER CHAIRSHOT…RICK BRUISER IS ABSOLUTELY TRYING TO KILL NIGHTMARE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!! What the hell is going on here?!

PP: I don't know…but I think we got 2 new members of the Revolution, Vince!

KT: Look at The Rock…Double C out to the ring now and he's getting in on the action! And The Rock has just set Madman up in the corner…watch Squirrel--NUTT BUSTER!!!! SQUIRREL WITH THE NUTT BUSTER ON MADMAN!!! THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!

PP: This is great! OH!!!

KT: JOHNNY HAVOK NAILED NIGHTMARE RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT CHAIR! My God…and finally the attack appears to be over! What the hell is…OH GOD!!! THEY'RE SHAKING HANDS!!! SQUIRREL AND JOHNNY HAVOK ARE SHAKING HANDS WITH THE REV!!!!

KT: Damn it! Damn…does this mean what I think it means?! Does this mean that Deep Impact have aligned themselves with the Revolution?!

Shark: STACEY!!! NO!!!!!

KT: My goodness ladies and gentlemen! Krazed has just escaped with Stacey Blitch once again! And Shark is hot on his trail!

PP: Wait a minute! What about the World Title match?! Krazed has a title match up next!

Panther (in the distance): Diamond!

Diamond: (Suddenly stops) Look, Panther, if this is about the GNL, I don't have anything to do with…

Panther: (Walks over to the 2) I know you don't. Where you going?

Diamond: You know…to the hospital, just to make sure Johnny's ok.

Panther: Well…why?

Diamond: Why?! What do you mean why? He's my boyfriend? Why wouldn't I care about my boyfriend?

Panther: Well…cuz he doesn't care about you.

Diamond: Huh…(smiles) Look Panther! I realize you and J-Dogg hate each other, but this is going a little too far…

Panther: hear me out, though! Hear me out! Friday night when your arm got attacked by Blaque and Blue…did J-Dogg come in to check and see if you were alright?

Diamond: Well…no, but that's only cuz you had him banned from the building.

Panther: Blaque and Blue were banned from the building too! They got in! Staks was banned from the building! He got in. Even Brad Blitz got in! Why couldn't J-Dogg get in to check on his girl? I mean…if I was banned from a building and Chyna got hurt, I would do anything to get in there to help her out. I mean…

Diamond: Panther, you think I don't know what you're trying to do?

Panther: I'm trying to look out for you. Diamond…J-Dogg is using you.

Diamond: oh please!

Panther: Seriously! He's using you to get to me and to get to the NFWA. Diamond…remember the UxBwF? Maybe I'm wrong, but didn't J-Dogg sue you?

Diamond: Well…kinda…actually Nikki did, so no.

Panther: Oh yeah, Nikki Cox! GNL interviewer. You think it's a coincidence that J-Dogg's ex-girlfriend ended up on the GNL staff? The same girlfriend that sued you earlier this year.

Diamond: Well…

Stephanie: Diamond…let's just go!

Panther: Don't let her shield you from the Truth, Diamond. J-Dogg, I've known the man for a long time! He's no good. He can't be trusted, and he's been using you.

Diamond: And I suppose you want me to trust you, right?

Panther: Diamond…I told you once before…never trust me, and I meant that. But I'm warning you…don't trust J-Dogg either.

Diamond: (Grabs his shoulder) Panther, wait!

Panther: What?

KT: I don't know. Somebody's coming back, but coming to the ring right now is Rage, 1/2 of the Riot MakerZ and the new World Heavyweight Champion!

PP: Throw your hands up for the 1 man Riot…wait! The Riot MakerZ are back together now…so what does that make Rage?

KT: What are you talking about, now?

PP: I mean, if he and Ice Cube make riots, does that mean Rage is only the half a man riot?

KT: What?!

PP: Or maybe we can just cut him short and call him the One Man Midget.

KT: (Looks at Pete like he's a fool) What the hell is the matter with you?!

PP: I'm just trying to come up with food for thought! (Spits)

KT: Disgusting. Well the Champion is in the ring…and he's got a mic!

Rage: (Music dies down) Now everybody knows that tonight…tonight I was scheduled to beat Krazed's ass and prove one more time why I'm the Undisputed World Heavyweight Champ…(crowd boos/camera focuses on a sign reading "Where's your belt") but that can't happen! No, it can't happen tonight, and you wanna know why?! It's cuz Krazed is a pussy! (Loud boos)

KT: We apologize for Rage's colorful language.

PP: What for? He speaks the truth!

Rage: See, just before the break, Krazed hopped into his limo and he left the building. Last time we saw him, he was being chased down I-95 by Shark. Now I don't know what the deal is there, but I know Krazed ain't coming back, so I win this match by forfeit! But…(crowd boos) Shut up! I said but…I know how much you people were looking forward to seeing me defend my title here tonight, whether I had the belt or not! And I'm gonna do you guys a favor! So anybody in the back that has the balls…how bout Bruiser?! How bout The Crock?! How bout…hey, Double C?! Hell, I'll take anybody! Anybody back there that has the balls..

KT: Wait a minute now!

PP: They're supposed to fight on NeXtasy!

KT: Kurt Angle and the Rev! Kurt Angle is on his way out to ringside ladies and gentlemen…my gosh! They may not wait for NeXtasy to get their hands on---BLACK BLOOD!!!! BLACK BLOOD FROM BEHIND…THEY'RE GOING AFTER THE REVOLUTION!!!

PP: What in the world?!

KT: Reaver, Kayos, Mental Midget, 8-Ball…

PP: Hey, some of those guys are GNL wrestlers! They have no place in here tonight!

KT: Well they're here, and they're all over Squirrel, Havok and the rest of them! This obviously must been payback from what happened to Scarlet KV earlier on…

PP: Hey, look!

KT: What the…KRAZED IS HERE!! KRAZED FROM THE CROWD!!

PP: Look out, Rage!!!

KT: Krazed has Rage…SUPERNOVA!!!!!!!! HE JUST HIT THE CHAMPION WITH THE SUPERNOVA!!!!!

PP: How in the hell…

KT: Krazed with the cover…1…2…3!!!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!!

KT: I can't believe it! Krazed has walked right in here and…

PP: Wait, wait!! I think Rage had his foot on the rope!!!

KT: Krazed…that sick, psychotic bastard has just become the NFWA Champion for the 2^nd time! And this crowd does not like it! Rage does not like it! The Revolution and Black Blood are brawling out of the arena…

PP: His foot was on the ropes!!! See…

KT: Well…referee Stephanie Jenkins is out here and she's saying something to referee Jonathan…I think you're right, Pete! She's saying that Rage's foot was on the ropes…and look at Krazed! Krazed is celebrating his title win…

PP: Damn right I'm right! Rage's foot was on the rope! Krazed is not the Champion!

KT: Jonathan saying something to the announcer…

PP: Well tell him to shut up and fight the match!

KT: Krazed is arguing with the officials…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! KRAZED HAS STEPHANIE JENKINS…DAMN YOU!!!!! SUPERNOVA ON STEPHANIE!!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU KRAZED!!!!!

PP: HAHA! There goes the most popular referee in the NFWA!

KT: Stephanie Jenkins just got her jelly chilled with the Supernova..and look at Rage!! Rage with a hard right hand to the head of Krazed! And here we go! We've got a slugfest right off the bat! OH!!!! Krazed with a solid right hand sends Rage staggering back…Krazed misses with the boot…Rage into the ropes…SPIRNGBOARD REVERSE ELBOW!!!! He caught Krazed right on the jaw! And look at Rage! Rage to the top…Krazed is down on the mat…RARE AIRE!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF KRAZED!!!! There's the cover…1…2…thr…NO!!!!!! KRAZED GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!

PP: What?! How the heck did he kick out of Rare Aire?!

KT: Rage has finished off many an opponent with that move! And he's got Krazed again…he just hit Rare Aire, but can he hit Total Annihilation?!

PP: I don't know! Krazed is a big man!

KT: Rage has Krazed set up for it! He's going for an early kill…HERE IT IS…HE CAN'T LIFT HIM!!! RAGE CAN'T LIFT HIM!!!

PP: C'mon, Rage! Put your back into it!!!

KT: Rage…I think he hurt his back going for the move! Krazed has him again! This is gonna be it! Right here…SUPERNOV--OH!!!!! RAGE JUST SPIKED HIM WITH A DDT!!!! Krazed just got spiked…Rage with the cover…no! He's hammering away with right hand…

PP: Hey! What in the world…

KT: Shark from the crowd! He's got a 2X4! Shark is in the ring…

PP: Look out Rage…OH!!!!

KT: Rage wins this one by a DQ after Shark blasted him in the back of the head with that 2X4! But look at Shark! Shark is all over Krazed! Shark wants answers…

PP: Kevin…what the hell did Krazed do with Stacey?!

KT: I don't even know! Krazed just rolled out of the ring, and look at Shark hot on his trail! Krazed into the crowd…Shark is chasing Krazed through the crowd!!! I can't believe this…where is Stacey?!!?!

PP: I don't know! But Rage is still the champ!

KT: He may be the champ, but thanks to the GNL he doesn't have a belt…hey look in the crowd Pete! Is that…is that Staks?!?!

PP: Hey…

KT: It is! Staks is in the crowd, and look what he has in his hands! Staks has the NFWA World Title belt!

PP: That does not belong to him! That is NFWA property! Give it back to Rage!

KT: Rage just spotted Staks in the crowd…oh did you see that, Pete?! Rage just said to bring it…and it looks like Staks is gonna bring it! It looks like the GNL vs NFWA isn't over for tonight!

PP: I can't wait for this! Just wait til Rage beats the hell out of Staks and he ends up in the hospital with the rest of those GNL jack…

PP: Now what?!

KT: This is the 2^nd time this happened here tonight. Rage is in the ring waiting for Staks…waiting for his chance to get the World Title belt back in the hands of the NFWA…

KT and PP: OH MY GOOOOOD!!!! IT'S RODNEY!!!!!!!!

KT: Rodney Demp is back…Oh!!!!! HE JUST BROKE A BOTTLE OVER THE HEAD OF RAGE!!!!! RODNEY DEMP…

PP: Get him the hell outta here! HEY!!!

KT: Rodney! Beating the hell outta Rage with that cane! Rodney is caning Rage!

PP: This is not Singapore! Somebody do something about this crackhead!

KT: Here comes Ice Cube out to the ri--OH!!!! He catches a shot too…FLOWING DDT ON ICE CUBE!!!!! The former World Champion has been spiked! And now look at Rage! Rage trying to pull himself back to his feet! Rage doesn't even know where he is!

PP: But I know where he needs to go! He needs to go as far away from Rodney as possible!

KT: Rodney is waiting on the Champion…FLOWING DDT ON RAGE!!!!!!!! RAGE IS DOWN!!!! ICE CUBE IS DOWN!!!! THE RIOT MAKERZ HAVE JUST BEEN PUT TO SLEEP BY RODNEY F*CKING DEMP!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, PETE?!

PP: Calm down!!! This ain't over!!!!

KT: RODNEY IS BACK!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RODNEY IS BACK!!!!!!