(The new NFWA logo appears on screen then slowly fades into the darkness. The NEW IHG theme song/opening video plays on screen, and the camera opens up to the live crowd in Tacoma, where fans are cheering and holding up signs as green and red pyro shoots up from the stage. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, where fans are cheering and holding up signs such as "T Dummy", "WELCOME BACK PANTHER", "Alyssa is my mother", "SHARK ATTACK" and "FLAAAAAANDERS!!!!!!!" The camera then cuts down to ringside, where Rosie Sanchez and Pittsburgh Pete are sitting at the commentary table)
RS: We're coming off one of the most shocking Friday Night Slams in history! Folks, welcome to the Tacoma Dome! I'm Rosie Sanchez alongside Pittsburgh Pete, and this is IN HIGH GEAR!!!!!! And what a night it was this past Friday night!
PP: You ain't just whistling Dixie, sister! I mean...the Blood Hounds explode...T Money joins Angelfire...PANTHER'S BACK?!?!? HAHA! I can't believe that!
RS: It was a memorable night indeed, and all of that carnage...all of the mayhem from Seattle is gonna spill over into tonight's Gear! We've got 5 great matches scheduled, including a TV Title match! Scarlet KV, the champion, defending against the returning Shark!
PP: Yeah, and KV may not carry a handblade anymore, but that doesn't mean he won't be able to turn old Flipper into raw tuna here tonight!
RS: Maybe so, and also tonight, folks, we've got Ice Cube, freshly released from jail after being arrested for assault...he'll be going 1 on 1 in a non-title match! All that and more, folks...
****BUZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!***
(The arena lights drop, "You Gets No Love" (remix) by Faith Evans and G. Dep hits the PA system, and bright red spotlights shine on the stage. Red lasers fan out from the locker room, settling in the shape of a Superman "S", followed by a HUGE diamond-shaped pyro blast. The crowd boos wildly as Tina walks out onto the stage, wearing a red blouse, a tight red skirt and black boots, her blood red hair flowing down over her shoulders. She cuts an EVIL glance at the crowd before walking down the entrance ramp towards the ring. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and raises her arms as red pyro sparks shoot down from lighting truss. She calls for a mic from the ring announcer as the lights return to normal, the music dies down and LOUD chants of "She's got Herpes ***CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP***" echo throughout the arena)
PP: Alright, this disrespect is getting on my nerves! Why do these moronic people always come out here and insinuate that Tina's got herpes?!
RS: Well...word in the back is that she does get around...
PP: What?! She's the most pure, innocent and virtuous creature you can find! Rosie, admit it, you WISH you were the kinda woman that Tina is! You WISH!
RS: **rolls eyes**
Tina: Now...(Herpes chants continue)...now...(chanting gets louder) TACOMA...DON'T DO THAT!!!! (chanting continues) Damn it...you people...I don't give a damn about you! You can chant and chant and chant until the damn cows come home, but that STILL won't change the fact that last Friday night was...everybody say it with me now...AN ANGELFIRE NIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!! (smiles sweetly as the crowd boos wildly in the background)
PP: (to Rosie) What's the matter with you, ya stupid slut! She said say it with her! SAY IT WITH HER!
RS: Excuse me?!
Tina: That's right...it was an Angelfire night...no doubt! Psyko Stevo, taken out!!!!!! Ice Cube, taken to jail! Alyssa Sanders, your NEW NFWA Women's Champion...and of course...(crowd boos in anticipation) the swerve of the century!!! The surprise of the decade!!! (giggles) Tacoma...we gotcha!!! We played you and each and every last one of you slack-jawed, inbred, unwashed, uncoordinated, ridiculously stupid fans around the world for complete fools!!!!! (Crowd boos) Yup! You're alllllll fools! And right now, I'm gonna introduce to you the #1 contender for the ULTIMATE Title...hell! The UNCROWNED ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!!!! The NEWEST member of the Angelfire organization...I give you the True Thug...I GIVE YOU T...MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly, 2 fireballs flare from the rafters and coming smashing into the stage causing a loud explosion. "The Bloodline Anthem" By DMX hits the PA system and out from the backstage area walks T Money. He steps onto the stage to a arena full of boo's. The fans are going crazy with boo's to T Money for turning Angelfire last friday night on Slam. The camara pans the arena for a few seconds seeing such signs as "T..You sold Out!," a girl holding up a sign sayin "I still Love You T Money", and "Why T, Why?". T Money just stands there wearing black silk joggenpants, a angelfire t-shirt and a black banfdanna tied around his forehead. He slides in the ring and comes face to face with Tina. She raises her hand for a high five, but waves it off and gives T a big hug as the crowd boos and tosses trash into the ring. She passes him the mic and he stands for a few seconds waiting for the crowd to quiet down there boo's, then he begins talking)
T Money: It seems that everytime something happens, some people want an explanation. Everybody is always wanting to know why...Now the question of the week is *Whinny voice* "Why T Money? WHY did you tun on the NFWA and join angelfire?" *regular* See, I don't feel I owe nobody any explanations. I am a man, I can make whatever decision I want to make! But if yall really want to know why, I will tell you jackoffs why! *Crowd boo's loudly for T Money* Once upon a time, there was a wrestling federation called the NFWA..Good fed too..Blah, Blah, Blah..Then it was overcome with a greater power..A team to be reckoned with. A team, a family called Angelfire! Took Panther out the game and quickly took over. Now they are rising eavch and everyday and getting stronger by the minute. The Fucking End! Now yall tell me, wouldn't you want to be apart of a family, a team that respects you and watches your back like angelfire? *Crod boos* Yeah, or would you want to be partners will a crazy son of!
a bitch who talks to titles and thinks he is a kung fu master? Who rarely watches your back and beats off in the corner before matches? *Crowd looks puzzled* Didn't think so! The fact of the matter is this and each and every one of you will have to except it..T Money is all angelfire baby, and there ain't nuttin nobody can do about it!
(The crowd begins to chant "Panther" Clap, Clap, Clap Clap Clap..."Panther" and T Money shakes his head in the middle of the ring. He then continues)
T Money: You think Panther, by himself can stop an elite team such as Anglefire? Please! Panther, now you come running in the ring on fns trying to be a hero and shit..Wuz up wit dat? Listen Mr. CEO, P-Diddy...I don't like you, never have and probably never will! And you came in the ring on fns and made a big mistake..Two huge mistakes..First of all, you took out angelfire, second of all, you gave the Ultimate Thug a Panther cutter! And I didn't apreciate it at all! *The crowd erupts into cheers* I bet yall liked that huh? Shut the hell up! * More and more boos keep coming for T Money* I will get you back Panther..As a matter of fact, i'm glad your back because now I get to do something I have been waiting to do for a long time, and that is bea the living hell out of YOU!
(T Money paces the ring and then gets a smirk on his face. He raises the mic to his mouth and speaks again)
T Money: (Laughs to himself) Stevo, Playa, you never saw it coming did you? Just like that *Snaps his fingers* You were layed out to The # 1 contender for the ULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP! Angelfire and T Money handed your ass to you on a platter! We shut your psychopathic ass down! But I know how hard headed you are..I know you like getting revenge...So tonight, I will watch my back, and angelfire will watch my back..If you decide to pull anything funny, we might not take it as lightly on you this time! Stevo, you wanna know the truth on why I turned on you? Ok./.I'll give it to you raw..Straight up..I'ma break it down for your retarded ass...I just got fed up with you Stevo..I had it up to here with you *holds his hand way over his head* All the talking to belts crap, this silly ass shit you doin now..What is this suppose to be a game? Is this Rumble In Tne Bronx? I don't think so Jackie Chan! Do you think this is a low budget karate movie? Hell no! I carried you on my back for a
long time..I lead us to two tag team title reins..I kept this team alive and going while you were cumming all over the Xtreme, IC and TV and even the other half of the Tag Team championships! You are nothing but a third grade JOKE! I don't like you! I don't even want you as a partner! I don't want to be Tag Champs with you, but I guess I gotta put up with it! I just said fuck it last friday night..I went ahead and done the unthinkable..I went ahead and stopped you in your tracks before this shit got too out of my hands! I turned on you and joined angelfire! Hell, let me ask you one question..When I was on yor side fighting against anglefire..Where the hell were you when I got thrown off that roof top, superman? Heh...Now I am with peoplez that is gonna watch my back and do whatever needs to be done for me! I am gonna lead Angelfire in a different direction..We are on a road to superstardom! Once I win the ULTIMATE Championship at Slamfest 2 from the all mighty Ice Cube, Angelfire
will rein supreme and the NFWA will die a slow and burning death..You best believe dat! Along with Tina, Firestorm, Sewaside, The World Class Superstars, and Alyssa Sanders, Angelfire will shut this bitch down..It's our time now..WE READY! Yall wanna go to war..The time is now! Panther, Stevo, Ice Cube, Diamond, whoever, all I got to say is bring dat shit cuz Angelfire got that firepower and we will blow all you bitches straight out da water! LIke It, Love It, And Dig It...Suckasss!!!!!
(The crowd boos wildly in the background as T Money hands the mic to Tina. The camera focuses on a sign in the crowd reading "Traitor Money", before cutting back to the ring, where Tina is pacing back and forth around the ring. A slight "Panther, Panther" chant is trying to start up in the front row. Tina continues)
Tina: Oh yes..."Panther! Panther! Panther!" (Crowd picks up the chant) Yes! Chant it, people! Chant your little hearts out! Chant like you've never chanted before!!! (smirks) Ya know something T...I know you want Panther after what he did to you on Friday night. I know that you would like nothing more than to take one of those sledgehammers...raise it high into the air and bash Panther's brains in...and I would love to see you do it! And you will get to Panther in due time! But lemme tell ya...I know Panther! I know him better than anyone on the face of this planet! And I know that the asshole will be here tonight! (Crowd pops/ Tina rolls her eyes) Yeah! And when he gets here...T...I want you to stay away from Panther! Because tonight...he's mine!
RS: What?!
PP: Wait a minute...did she just...
Tina: What I mean is...I'M CALLING HIS ASS OUT!!!!!!!
RS: Oh my God!!!!!
PP: HAHA! Can you believe that?!?!
RS: Tina...wha...what the hell is she thinking?!
Tina: That's right people, as soon as Panther steps through that door back there...as soon as he sets foot in this pisshole of an arena, I'm gonna bring his ass out here in front of the world...and I've got a BIG surprise in store for Mr. Panther! (smiles) You see, people...Panther hurt me...he hurt me bad! And tonight...I'm gonna hurt him like he's never been hurt before! (pauses) Just remember...there's no right way...there's no wrong way...there's only the ANGELFIRE WAY!!! And guess what???
Tina and T Money: THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!!!!!
("The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system and Tina tosses the mic to the ground as she and T Money start back towards the locker room)
RS: Oh...Tina and T Money rubbing salt in the wound!
PP: Yeah, but did I just hear right?! Did Tina just call out Panther?!?!?
RS: Well...Tina's tough, there's no denying that...but I dunno how smart that is.
PP: This is gonna be great!!!!!
(The IHG theme begins to play in the background, as a graphic of Psyko Stevo appears on screen)
RS: Well ladies and gentlemen, later tonight, we will have an update on the condition of Psyko Stevo, and from what I've heard...it's not good! Don't go away...more In High Gear when we return!!!!!
***GET YOURSELF SOME ALKA-SELTZER AND YOU'LL FEEL BETTER FAST!!!***
(When the break ends, the camera cuts back to the VIP room, where we see Tina and T Money along with the World Class Superstars, and "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders)
Tina: I gotta tell ya T...I LOVED seeing you destroy Stevo Friday night! That was just...beautiful!
T Money: (laughing) Yeah...you see that stupid look on his face?!
Tina: Oh yeah! (giggles) He never saw it coming!
DJP: (to Kerrboski) Yeah...he wasn't the only one.
T Money: Well lemme tell y'all something...if y'all liked what I did to Stevo...y'all ain't seen nothing yet! Just wait til I get my hands on Ice Cube's punk ass! (smiles) Whoo...and Tina...what chu got planned for Panther, girl?
Tina: Well...(looks at her watch) um...you know what...I've got something I've gotta take care of....uh...c'mon, walk me over there, and I'll tell you on the way. You're gonna love this! C'mon!
(Tina waves T towards the door and the two of them exit together and close the door behind them, leaving the Superstars and Alyssa alone)
Kerrboski: (rolls eyes) Geez! Can you believe that guy?
DJP: (mocking tone) "I'm da greatest! I'm da Ultimate Thug!" The guy can't even speak english correctly!
Kerrboski: Yeah...I TOTALLY don't know what Tina sees in him...but he'd better think again if he thinks those Tag Titles won't belong to us!
DJP: Yeah. Those belts our SO ours!
(The Superstars exit the room, leaving Alyssa all alone with a look of confusion on her face. The camera cuts out to ringside for the first match)
Spike Vs Raven
(The lights drop, as "Nevermind" by Nirvana hits the PA system. The crowd pops in the background as Spike slowly walks out from the locker room, glares into the crowd and starts down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He slides under the bottom ropes, walks over to a far corner and the music dies down and "What About Me?" by Jim Johnston hits the PA system. Pink and purple spotlights roam the arena and the crowd boos as Raven walks out onto the stage, raises his arms in a cross shape, and starts down the entrance ramp to ringside. At ringside, he slides under the bottom rope, and is immediately met with a double axehandle to the back of the head by Spike. The lights return to normal, the music dies down and referee Alan Cooper calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
RS: OH! Spike not wasting any time going after Raven! Spike...hammering away with big right hands right to the back of his head, and Pete, this match is underway! The television debut for both these newcomers, and both are definitely anxious to make an impact! Raven backed into the corner...OH! Hard knife edge chop to the chest!!! And another one!! Oooh! And another one!
PP: Heh! He keeps it up, and this Raven's gonna end up as chop suey! Get it? Chop suey?! HAHA!
RS: (rolls eyes) Irish whip in...reversal by Raven sends Spike into the corner--AND RAVEN FOLLOWS HIM IN WITH A CLOTHESLINE...AND RIDES HIM RIGHT BACK OUT WITH A BULLDOG!!! What a spectacular combination by Raven! There's the cover...2...NO!!!! Can't put him away! And watch Raven now...he's got Spike by the hair...and I really don't know what to make of this Spike guy...he's just...man!
PP: Does he scare you, Rosie? Because if he does, I'll protect you...just hide between my legs! C'mon...
RS: You perv! Raven with a chop of his own now! Another has Spike reeling...boot to the midsection...Raven off the rope--AND A KNEE LIFT CACTHES HIM RIGHT ON THE JAW!!!!!!!! There's the cover by Raven...
PP: He may have knocked him out...
RS: ...2...NO!!! Spike once again able to shoot that shoulder off the canvas! What a night this will be folks...and Pete, I still can't believe what we've heard out here already from Tina! I mean...you don't really think she's gonna challenge Panther to a fight, now do you?!
PP: Of course, Rosie. I mean...everybody got all excited because Panther came back Friday Night! Everybody thinks Panther's gonna spell the end of Angelfire! But don't forget, Tina is the Baddest Chick! She's the Superwoman...and...
RS: Oh!!! Headbutts...rapid-fire headbutts to the head of Spike!!! Spike in some serious trouble! As for this situation with Tina...I dunno. Something...something's not right about that whole situation! I've got a bad feeling about that! And watch Raven now...reverse neckbreaker coming up...oh! Counter by Spike sends Raven into the ropes...Spike misses with a clothesline! Raven off the other side...Spike ducks the head...OH!!! He's caught!!! Spike's caught!
PP: This is it right here, Rosie!
RS: Evenflow DDT--NO!!!!!! Spike counters again! Raven shoved into the ro---OOOH!!!!!!! RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK!!! SUPERKICK BY SPIKE HAS HIM STAGGERED--THE STAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE CALLS THAT THE STAKE!!!! RAVEN HAS BEEN PLANTED!!!! HE HOOKS THE LEG...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!! He got him!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!! ***cue "Nevermind"
Announcer: Here is your winner: SPIKE!!!!!!!!!
RS: And just like that, it's all over!!! Spike with the stake...ruining the NFWA debut of Raven...and look at this guy, Pete! This guy is...he's something else!
PP: That's an understatement if I ever heard one!
RS: Raven with absolutely nothing to be ashamed about here...and watch Spike now...where's he going?! Spike...hopping out through the crowd...
PP: What the hell?!?!?
(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where Ice Cube is entering the arena with the ULTIMATE Title draped over his shoulder)
RS: Oh there he is folks!!! There's the Ultimate Champion! The man that on June 30th will do battle with none other than T Money LIVE on PPV at SlamFest! Tonight, he does battle with Carrion! Ladies and gentlemen, don't go away! More IHG when we continue!!!
****WHAT WOULD YOU DO-OOH-OOH..FOR A KLONDIKE BAR****
NFWA Rewind
FNS (5/31/02):
VJ: Well...there you see Siteman again...you can only wonder what's going through his mind---OH WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!!!!! THAT'S...
KT: WHO THE HECK?!?!?
VJ: That's Drake Stone!!!
KT: Who?!
VJ: This masked man!!! Drake Stone doing a number on Matt Siteman! What is the meaning of this?! What is...oh no! Don't do that! Don't....NOOOOOOOO!!!!! POWERBOMB ON THE CONCRETE!!!!!!!!!!! MATT SITEMAN...DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!
***
VJ: I dunno, but I've got a feeling that this doesn't bode well for someone. Stone headed into the ring with that chair...
KT: What the heck is he doing?!
VJ: I really don't...Stone measuring Kraven with that chair---DAMN!!!!!!! That hard shot to the head of Alex Von Kraven...AND ANOTHER ONE TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK!!!! Tristram getting out of dodge, and quite frankly, I don't say I blame him!
KT: Yeah, it's the first smart thing the idiot has done all year!
VJ: Stone now...setting up Kraven in the corner...what on earth is he doing? Drake Stone...
KT: What in Sam Hill is he...
VJ: OH GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPEAR!!!!!!!!! DRAKE STONE JUST SPEARED THE HELL OUTTA KRAVEN IN THE BUCKLE!!!!!!!! Damn it...what is this all about!!! Why the hell...
KT: Who is this guy?!
(***LIVE ACTION*** The IHG music plays in the background, as an image of Psyko Stevo appears on screen)
RS: Well folks, we're back and still to come...an update on Psyko Stevo, who was brutally attacked by his former Tag Team Partner T Money this past Friday night, and folks...the news...apparently, it's not good.
Drake Stone and Tristram Vs "Fate" Matt Siteman and Pyro
(Suddenly, the lights go black and "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool hits the PA system. Smoke pours out from the locker room and red lights swarm the arena as Tristram walks out onto the stage with the Light Heavyweight Title draped over his shoulder. He looks into the crowd, smiles, and starts down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, raises his title belt into the air and the crowd pops in the background. The music dies down,Drake Stone's music hits the PA system and the arena lights drop. A bright red light shines on the entrance as the masked man steps through the curtains and starts down the entrance ramp towards ringside. He climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and shoots Tristram an evil glare as the crowd boos in the background. The music stops, "Fate" Matt Siteman's music hits the PA system and he slowly walks out to ringside as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. He begins to climb into the ring, but stops, when Stone and Tristram prepare to approach him. The music dies down, "Hero" By Chad Kroeger Kicks in over the PA as The Arena lights go out and The stage ignites with fire as Pyro is lowered down into the fire from the ceiling he stands there raises his arms slowly as the fire goes out and the lights come back as he walks down to the ring. He meets Siteman at ringside, nods to him, and together the pair rushes the ring and immediately go after Tristram and Stone as referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
RS: WHOA!!!! This grudge match is underway, Pete!!! Pyro and Tristram...Stone and Siteman!!!
PP: Now this I don't have a good feeling about! We saw what this Stone character could do Friday! The man is crazy!!!
RS: Stone getting the upper hand--WHOA!!! Siteman tossed out to the floor by Drake Stone, who follows him out as Pyro and Tristram slug it out in the center of the ring! If you remember, it was Pyro who last Friday savagely assaulted Tristram in the locker room area, as the Light Heavyweight Champion starts to get the upper hand!!!
PP: uh oh! C'mon Pyro!!!
RS: Tristram...right hands tagging the jaw of his opponent, and watch this now! Irish whip in...Pyro off the ropes, ducks the clothesline from Tristram! Off the other side---HE DOES NOT DUCK THE HEEL KICK!!! This one's over...1...2...OH!!! Siteman yanking his partner out to the floor before the count of 3--OH!!!!! Stone with a clothesline outta nowhere just turned Matt Siteman inside out!!!!!!
PP: DAMN!!! This is crazy, Rosie!
RS: Crazy is an understatement! Look at Pyro...Pyro going after Drake Stone...OH!!! Just no match for this monster!
PP: Hey Rosie, I think I like this Stone guy! He reminds me of me when I was Champion!
RS: Champion?!
PP: That's right!
RS: Of what, an ugly contest?!
PP: Oh...cute, Rosie! You're just jealous cuz last time you tried to enter one of those the judges said "Sorry, no professionals!" HAHA!
RS: Ok Jerry Lawler! The official finally able to bring some stability back to this thing. Stone in the corner as Pyro finally able to get back...wait a minute...no. Pyro...Pyro just made the tag! Siteman said he wants some of Tristram! He wants some of the Light Heavyweight Champion!
PP: Damn right he does...but it's the other guy, Stone he doesn't want any of!
RS: That Stone is indeed a monster, as Tristram and Siteman tie it up in the ring! Both men about equal size...Tristram with a 17 pound weight advantage--ARM DRAG TAKEDOWN BY TRISTRAM!!! Siteman back to his feet...DROPKICK CATCHES HIM ON THE JAW!!!! Tristram now...measuring Matt for something...hits off the ropes, Siteman back to his feeee---CHILL...FACTOR!!!!!!!! THE CHILL FACTOR!
PP: That might do it!
RS: It will indeed! Hook of the leg...2...PYRO BREAKS UP THE COUNT! He may have saved the day for his partner...
PP: Watch Tristram...
RS: Wha...OH!!! Forearm shot to the back of the head, sents Pyro tumbling out to the apron!
PP: What a backfighter, Rosie! What a no good lousy backfighter!
RS: Yeah, like Pyro came in there to fight Tristram straight up! Tristram with Siteman by the hair--oh! Thumb to the eyes stops him dead in his tracks!
PP: Yeah! I don't care who you are, that'll stop ya everytime!
RS: Indeed! Tristram caught off guard by that one and watch Siteman from behind...REVERSE NECKBREAKER...
PP; HE SNAPPED HIS NECK!!! HE HAD TO! HE HAD TO!!!
RS: What a neckbreaker it was!!! Siteman with a cover now...2...NO! Tristram kicks out after 2!
PP: Man...I thought he had him there!
RS: I wouldn't have been surprised if he got him either...and look at Siteman! Hammering down across the head and neck of the Light Heavyweight Champion. Tristram...in a bit of trouble here, as that monster Storm looks on!
PP: STONE!!! Drake Stone!
RS: Right!
PP: Gee Rosie, what is it with you? You get stupider everytime I see you! I mean...it's bad enough that you're dumb enough to turn down a Pittsburgholicious stud muffin like me, but if Stone heard you say that...why...he'd probably rip out your liver and mate it with his pet snake!
RS: You're an idiot! And now look at Siteman here...powerbomb coming up? Wait...Stone's got the attention of the offic--TRISTRAM DOWNSTAIRS!!!
PP: What?!
RS: Low blow stops Siteman! That'll work even better than a thumb to the eyes...SMALL PACKAGE BY TRISTRAM!! HE COULD HAVE HIM HERE...1...2...NO!!!!!!!!!! Siteman just able to escape before the count of 3...AND HE'S RIGHT BACK ON HIM WITH AN ELBOW TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD!! Man!
PP: Geez Rosie...what's he wearing a cup or something?
RS: Siteman...well...still hurting slightly after the shot by Tristram. Measures him with a right hand and Tristram goes staggering into the buckle...and look at Pyro now! Pyro has Tristram's arms...he's holding him for his partner! Pyro...
PP: HAHA! What a team player this Pyro guy is!
RS: Team player my ass!
PP: OH! You cannot say tha---AHHH!!!
RS: TRISTRAM MOVED!!! TRISTRAM MOVED, AND SITEMAN JUST SENT PYRO FLYING INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!
PP; YOU IDIOT!!!!
RS: Pyro is down! And watch Tristram...
PP: Siteman...turn around you id--
RS: SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!! SITEMAN JUST GOT SPEARED OUTTA HIS BOOTS!!! There's the cover...2...3!!!!!!!! HE GOT HI...
PP: NO!! No!! Foot on the rope!! Foot on the rope!!
RS: Huh?! Oh! Referee says it's just a 2!! What a match!
PP: Yeah! Somebody go down to check on Pyro. I think he's hurt!
RS: Pyro hit that steel at maybe 100 mph...HEY WAIT A SECOND!!! THAT'S SPIKE!!!
PP: Who...
RS: Spike from the crowd, he's got Pyro! What the hell is he doing--OH MY GOD!!! NO!!!!
PP: WHAT?!
RS: SPIKE WITH BARBWIRE!!!! SPIKE WRAPPING A ROLL OF BARBWIRE AROUND THE HEAD OF PYRO!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!
PP: What's the deal with that?!
RS: I dunno! Siteman with a low blow on Tristram in the ring...Pyro being...we've got security out here trying to break this up! This is disgusting!!! Why is Spike doing this?!
PP: I dunno...but I think Siteman just saw what's going on!
RS: Fate checking out this melee on the arena floor! Pyro being absolute decim...oh boy!
PP: Um...Matt!! Behind you! Behind you!
RS: The tag's been made! Stone is in the ring...
PP: Turn aro--OH!!! Too late!!!
RS: Good God!!! Stone with a hard clothesline just ran right through him! And now look at this beast!! Just mauling Siteman! Mauling him as Pyro...my God, get this sicko off of him!
PP: I told ya it was crazy out here! Look at this crap!
RS: These officials...finally able to pull Spike off of Pyro on the arena floor! Pyro is a bloodied mess, and look in the ring! Siteman shoved hard into the buckle...Drake Stone--OOOOOOOOOOOH!!! A SPEAR!!!!!!!! HE CALLS IT THE STONE HENDGE!!! AND THAT COULD BE...1...2...3!!! YES IT IS!
Ding Ding Ding!!! **Cue "Tear Away"
Announcer: Here are your winners, the team of Tristram and Drake Stone!!!
RS: And that is all she wrote! Drake Stone, the monster, able to pull out the win here along with the Light Heavyweight Champion Tristram...and look at this now!
PP: What's going on here?
RS: Both men in the ring...Tristram...Stone...going eye to eye...what's this all about?
PP: Don't tell me...don't tell me they're gonna fight!
RS: Stone and Tristram going face to face...oh wait! Watch Spike...watch Spike...OH!!!!!!!! From behind...he just nailed Tristram from behind!! And look at Spike! Putting the boots to Tristram...
PP: Watch Stone...
RS: Stone...his Tag Partner just getting the hell kicked outta him by this Spi--HEY!!! HEY!!! OH!!!!!!!!!
PP: What in the world?!
RS: Down goes Spike!!!!!! Stone with a takedown on Spike!!!
PP: What the hell did he do that for?!
RS: I'm not entirely sure!!! Spike back to his feet...but watch Stone! Stone charges in--
PP; OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
RS: STONE HENDGE!!!! MODIFIED VERSION OF THE STONE HENDGE!!!! And Drake Stone has just come to the aid of Tristram!!! Drake Stone...my goodness, what does this mean?!
(Drake's music hits the PA system as he offers a hand to Tristram and pulls him back to his feet. Spike is drug out of the ring by security guards, as Tristram and Stone stare him down from the ring.The scene cuts backstage, where we see Scarlet Kaphion Vastle pacing back-&-forth through the backstage set, talking to himself)
Scarlet Kaphion Vastle: No... I will defeat anyone who stands in my way. I can't stop now. Everything should be destroyed, after my life was ruined by fate. Shark is no exception to this rule. I will continue to be the Psycho of Madness, no matter who stands in my way... However, I might need an ally with me in these upcoming obstacles. Times have changed since I became a loner, and I should find a team mate.
(SKV goes to turn around, when suddenly, he see's Dan Hibiki, who is standing next to him with a wide grin on his face)
SKV: What th-Who the hell are you!?
Dan Hibiki: Weren't you talking to me? ^_^
SKV: ... OUT OF MY WAY, YOU STUPID GOOF BALL!
(Dan Hibiki moves out of the way, as SKV walks by him, going back towards SKV's dressing room)
Dan Hibiki: Aww... And I thought I made a friend!
(Dan Hibiki begins to cry. The camera then cuts out to the parking lot, where the black and red Navi-limo is pulling into the parking lot. The backdoor opens, where Diamond steps out, followed by Panther. The arena erupts when Panther's image appears on the screen and the pair begins to walk into the arena)
PP: Uh oh!!!!
RS: It's Panther and Diamond!!! Panther and Diamond are here!!!
PP: Do you think they know what Tina said earlier?
RS: I have no clue! The CEO is here! What does Tina have in store for Panther?! Will we find out next?!?!?
****Commercial for SlamFest 2...June 30, 2002 from Chicago, IL...only on PPV****
NFWA Rewind
FNS (5/31/02):
(The camera cuts backstage, where we see officials trying to unlock the padlock on the Blood Hound door.)
VJ: There you see backstage! Officials trying their damndest to free T Money!! This was supposed to be the Blood Hounds, one on one...and good God, Stevo's been busted wide open! Psyko Stevo...he is being absolutely taken apart in this very ring!
KT: LOOK AT THIS...
VJ: DAMN!!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!! DOUBLE CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD...WE NEED SOME HELP OUT HERE, DAMN IT!!!!
(The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see the officials trying to get the door open)
VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! THE DOOR'S BEEN OPENED!!! THE DOOR'S OPEN AND LOOK AT T!!! T MONEY EXPLODED OUT OF THAT DRESSING ROOM!
VJ: Uh oh...um...guys!!!! Guys, we've got trouble!!!
(Suddenly, 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and "The Bloodline Anthem" starts up over the PA system. The crowd goes absolutely crazy as T Money walks out from the locker room with sledgehammer in hand)
KT: DAMN IT!!!
VJ: HERE HE COMES!!!!! T MONEY!!!! T MONEY HEADED OUT HERE TO RINGSIDE...AND ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD!!!!!
KT: Guys...this might be a good time to get away!!!
VJ: T MONEY HEADED INTO THE RING WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!!! AND HERE WE GO!!! IT'S ON NOW!!! IT'S ON---SON OF A BITCH!!!! HE HIT STEVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
T MONEY HIT STEVO...DAMN IT...TELL ME HE DIDN'T...TINA'S SMILING...T MONEY HAS JUST JOINED ANGELFIRE!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(***EARLIER TODAY*** As the cameras come into focus we see a door with #321 written on it. As the door opens we are taken inside a hospital room where we see an old man in a hat standing next to two police officers who are both protecting the body of NFWA Superstar Psyko Stevo. The old man raises his hand and the police officers nod.)
RS: Well fans, we received this videotape earlier today...take a look...
Police Officer: Allright Master Shidoshi, we will leave him in your custody for the time being, but just so you know, he's shown no signs of coming out of his coma.
The police officers leave and Master Shidoshi takes off his hat and removes some sort of root extract from the inside of his hat.
Master Shidoshi: Psyko Stevo-son, are you listening? Good. What I have in my hand is ancient Dux-Ryo cure for illness, once I apply this blam, you will instantly wake up... Now...
Master Shidoshi grounds up the root in his hand and puts it on the forehead of the Psyko One and presses down on it. After a couple seconds it appears as though Master Shidoshi has failed, but just then there is some movement from the bed and Psyko Stevo starts to come too.
Psyko Stevo: What the, where the hell am I... Master... Shidoshi?
Master Shidoshi: Ah, Psyko Stevo-son, you are in Greater Memorial hospital! Paramedics take you here after Angelfire beat you up! You no remember? Oh, this no good... Psyko Stevo-son, you come with me to Japan, we train for grand comeback at Slamfest 2! Sound good?
Psyko Stevo: No! I can't return to Japan, I must get revenge on Angelfire! It's the ninja's code!
Master Shidoshi smacks Psyko Stevo on the back of the head.
Master Shidoshi: NO! You must come back to Japan and learn your FINAL lesson. You must learn the...
Psyko Stevo: You mean your ready to teach me the...
Master Shidoshi: Yes... Now we must return to Japan!
Psyko Stevo: But there's police all over the place, they won't let me out of here.
Master Shidoshi: Let me take care of your "police"
Psyko Stevo gets out of the bed and limps around, Master Shidoshi then removes two smoke bombs from his pockets and kicks down the door, he tosses the smoke bombs at the guards and when the officers come to, both Psyko Stevo and Master Shidoshi are nowhere to be found...
(***LIVE ACTION*** The scene opens at ringside, with Rosie and Pete)
RS: Well fans...
PP: What the heck was that?
RS: Well...apparently...Psyko Stevo...headed to Japan with his...mentor. This whole situation...it's just too bizarre for me.
PP: Well as much as people say Stevo is crazy, he's a lot smarter than people give him credit for! Ya see...he's running to Japan! He's running...as far away from T Money and Angelfire as he could possibly get, because he knows that if he shows his face around here once...just once...Angelfire might just knock it off!
RS: I dunno if that's the case...well...apparently Stevo taking a leave of absence!
(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Panther and Diamond talking outside of the Disciplinary Office. Suddenly, they're approached by Amy Dumas)
AD: Um...excuse me...Panther...Diamond?
Diamond: (sighs) Damn it. What do you want, Amy?
AD: Well...first off, Panther, I've gotta say it's great to see you again. I mean...when we last saw you, there was some serious doubt as to whether or not you'd even return to wrestling and...well...like I said, it's great to have you back.
Panther: Amy, I don't give a rat's ass if you're happy to see me back! I didn't come back for you! I didn't come back for the fans! I didn't even come back for the NFWA! (deep breath) I came back for one reason and one reason only...and that's for this woman right here...this woman...who means more to me than anything in the world! My wife...the woman who was carrying my child. See...Angelfire can do whatever they want to the NFWA, they can do whatever they want to me! They can beat me, burn me! I don't give a sh*t! But when they start f*cking with my family...when they start f*cking with the woman I love...Amy...(breathing heavily) Angelfire has no idea what they've started! They have no idea!
AD: Well Panther...I dunno whether or not you heard, but Tina came out to ringside earlier tonight and said she had a surprise for you...
Panther: A surprise for me?!
AD: Yes...she said she was gonna call you out to the ring...
Panther: You know what, she has something she's gotta tell me, we don't gotta go through the bullsh*t! Nah...we can settle this right now! Get the f*ck out the way!
(Panther shoves Amy and the cameraman aside as he and Diamond exit the picture)
PP: Oh my gosh!
RS: What's he up to now?! Panther and Diamond...oh my God folks...we'll be back!!!!!!
****HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD...LATELY?!****
(The scene opens backstage, where we see Panther and Diamond walking through the hallways)
RS: Well...folks, we're back...
PP: What the hell is this?!
RS: Panther and Diamond...
(The pair continues walking, stepping through a pair of doors towards the the Angelfire VIP room, which is surrounded by security guards)
RS: Hey...that's the Angelfire room!
PP: What the hell...
RS: Panther and Diamond headed towards the Angelfire dressing room...
Guard #1: (standing in front of the door) Excuse me sir...
Diamond: Move!
Guard #1: I'm sorry ma'am, we were instructed not to let any non-Angelfire members enter this room.
Panther: Is that right?!
Guard #2: I'm sorry.
Panther: You f...do you know who the hell I am?!
Guard #3: Sir, we were given strict orders...
Diamond: I don't give a damn what orders you were given! We're in charge here, and we say...
Panther: Nah, you know what, Di? They got orders that they can't let us in...fine. Let's go.
Diamond: What?
Panther: They don't hafta let us in. C'mon!
(Panther and Diamond walk away from the room and the cameras cut back to ringside for the next match)
Jayson Cage Vs Tresserhorn
(Explosions errupt throughtout the arena as the words MR. ELITE appears on the Panthertron. "The Sickness" from Disturbed hits the pa system. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Jayson Cage walks out onto the stage, glances into the crowd for a moment, and arrogantly walks down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He climbs upon the ring aprong, steps through the ropes and climbs the middle turnbuckle facing the main camera. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA system. The arena lights drop, a bright red light shines on the entrance as Tresserhorn walks out onto the stage and down the entrance ramp to the ring. He climbs up the ringstairs, steps over the top rope and walks to the center of the ring as the music dies down, the lights return to normal and referee Stephanie Jenkins calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
RS: Well, there's the bell, and folks, I really don't know what to make of this night! Tina calling out Panther...Panther and Diamond...I have NO clue what they're up to! And Psyko Stevo...what's the deal with him?!
PP: I dunno! But lemme tell ya...during the break, I got word from the back about Tina's big surprise!
RS: What about it?
PP: (big grin) I can't tell ya! But you won't believe it! It's gonna be great!
RS: Cage mouthing off to Tresserhorn...OH!!!!!!!!!!!! And that may have been a mistake!!!! Tresserhorn with that huge right hand wrapped around the throat of the arrogant young Jayson Cage!!!
PP: Oh no!! Oh no---
RS: CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!! BIIIIIIIG CHOKESLAM!!!! This one could be all!!! Hook of the leg...2...NO!!!!!!!!! Cage just barely able to kickout before the count of 3!!!!
PP: Man!! How tough is Cage?!
RS: I dunno, but right now, he's not appearing to be very bright! Tresserhorn with a handful of hair...HE HAMMERS down across the back with a huge forearm shot! And another one!!! Tress has him by the hair...OH! Look at the strength of this guy! Lifting Jayson Cage up with ease in a big bear hug!
PP: And Cage isn't a small man either! He's 275 pounds...
RS: Oh!!! AND THAT'S 275 POUNDS JUST DRIVEN BACKFIRST INTO THE BUCKLE!!!! And Tresserhorn...he's really cooking right here!!!
PP: Yeah, and if Cage doesn't do something quick, he's gonna be fricaseed!
RS: Tresserhorn with Cage once again...what's this...Human Torture Rack? Yes...Tresserhorn once again displaying his power with a Human Torture Rack, and thus far he has owned Cage!!! Referee asking Cage if he gives--OOOOOH...OH MY!!! TAZZMISSION BY CAGE!!! TAZZMISSION BY CAGE!!!
PP: WHAT?!
RS: Tresserhorn looked to be going for some kinda move...I dunno what it was, but Cage counters into the Kata ha jeme!
PP: He could have him right here...
RS: NO! Tresserhorn backs him into the buckle...and follows up with a hard knee to the gut! And the big man appears to be solidly in control!
PP: Hey Rosie, is he one of those gothic types...ya know, one of those jerks you're always hanging around?
RS: Will you stop? Irish whip in...CAGE hard off the buckle!!! Tresserhorn...back body drop coming up...oh no wait a sec! He got caught! He got caught!!! PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP: HAHA! What a move by Cage!
RS: He spiked him with that one! And he could have him here! Cage with the cover...the count...2...thre...what?!
PP: He pulled him up?!
RS: What the hell was that for? Why did Cage...
PP: I dunno, but that was not a bright move!
RS: Jayson Cage...I dunno! Perhaps outta overconfidence--he just said that's it.
PP: Well if that's it, pin his ass! You've got your win!
RS: Jayson Cage with a handful of hair pulling Tresserhorn back to his feet! And this could be...could it be the move he calls the Falldown?!
PP: I think so...HEY!!!!!
RS: OH!!! Cage just shoved back into the buckle...Tresserhorn catches him with a boot to the midsection...uh oh!!
PP: Uh oh is right! Uh oh is right!!!
RS: Tresserhorn has him set up...
PP: NOOOOO!
RS: UNHOLY CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Forget about it!!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "I Stand Alone"
Announcer: Here is your winner: Tresserhorn!!!!!!!
PP: OH! Cage...you had the match won!!!
RS: Jayson Cage with the big mistake of...wait a minute! What's going on?!
(Suddenly, the camera cuts backstage, where we see Panther being in front of the VIP room with a steel chair. Security is trying to hold him back)
guard #1: Mr. Panther...(struggling) Sir, I told you, no one's allowed in this room! No one's allow...
****VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM***
Guard #2: What the...
RS: What on ea---OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S DIAMOND!!! DIAMOND DRIVING...
PP: A STEAMROLLER?!?!?!?!??!!?
RS: Diamond...OOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!
(****CRASH****The guards scramble out of the way as Diamond crashes the steamroller through the door of the VIP room. Chants of "Holy Sh*t" break out inside the arena, as Diamond backs the steamroller up, and Panther enters the room with the chair, where DJP looks on in confusion)
DJP: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!? WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU AR--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!
RS: OOOOOH!!!!!! Panther just clocked DJP with that chair!!!!!!
PP: Is he insane?!?!?!?
RS: Diamond...knocking that door down...
PP: Door?! She damn near caved the damn roof in! And look at that idiot Panther!!!
RS: Panther doing a number on DJP!!! Beating the life outta the former Tag Champion with that chair!!!
PP: Security!!!! Security!!!
RS: Panther with DJP by the hair...oh my God...what the hell is he--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!
PP: OOOH!!! DJP!!!
RS: DJP just tossed headfirst into that fishtank...Panther...
PP: What the hell kinda CEO is he?!?! He should be taken to jail!!!!!
Panther: TINA!!!!!!!
(Panther looks around the room for a moment, but no one else but DJP is inside. He then motions to Diamond and the two of them exit the room, leaving DJP lying on the ground with tropical fish flailing around him)
PP: Oh my God...we need some help for DJP!!!
RS: Panther has done his damage on DJP, but where is Tina?! What will the surprise be?!?!
***Commercial***
****BUZZZZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!****
(Suddenly, the arena lights drop, a HUGE RED pyro blast goes off on stage, and the "You Gets No Love remix" hits the PA system. Throbbing red and pink lights shine on the entrance and the crowd boos wildly as Tina walks out onto the stage, her long red hair flowing over her shoulders. She has an angry look on her face as she walks down the entrance ramp to ringside. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and into the ring. She grabs a mic from the ring announcer and begins to speak)
Tina: Cut the music off!!!!!!! (Music continues to play) I SAID CUT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd boos loudly in the background as the music begins to die down. Slight chants of "She's got herpes" break out across the arena, as Tina looks towards the locker room with disdain)
Tina: You jackoffs chant whatever the hell you want! You people aren't worth sh*t! (loud boos) F*CK OFF!!!!!!! Panther...Mr. Big Shot! Mr. CEO! You want me, Panther?! You wanna know what the surprise is...well honey, you don't hafta wait any longer! I want you to bring your ass...(crowd pops in the background) yes, Panther! Leave the steamrollers...leave the chairs! That skank of a wife of yours...LEAVE HER IN THE BACK! I want your ass out here, and I want you to face me...1 on 1!!! C'mon Panther! Let's do it!!!
RS: Has she lost her mind?!?! Tina...she can't be serious! After what just happened in the locker room...
PP: That just goes to show what a true leader Tina is! She's fearless! I swear, she'll look death right in the face and...and...murderize him! I swear!
RS: Tina calling out Panther! We're gonna find out right here just what the surpri---OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!
(The lights drop as a HUGE pyro blast goes off on stage. Flashing red and bluish spotlights shine on the entrance, "Line 'Em Up" by Freeway hits the PA system, and the crowd cheers wildly in the background as Panther steps out from the locker room with the steel chair in his hand. He walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring and immediately advances on Tina with the chair as the music dies down)
Tina: (holds up a hand) AH AH AH!! WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE!!! WAIT...A MINUTE!!!
RS: Panther...Panther going after Tina with that chair!
PP: She said leave the chairs in the back! What kinda man is Panther to go after a defenseless woman with a chair?!?!
RS: Panther...you can only wonder what must be going through his mind. Just about a month ago, he had a baby on the way, but now it's all been taken away by this witch of a woman Tina! Pete...I wouldn't blame Panther if he took her head of with that chair! I hope he does!
PP: Rosie!
RS: She'd deserve every bit of it! And look at the look in Panther's eyes! You know he wants to do it! You know Panther can just...he can just taste it!
PP: But look at Tina! She ain't exactly backing down either! She's tough!
Tina: So what is it Panther?! You gonna bash my pretty little head in with that chair? Huh?! You wanna take that chair and..(Panther raises the chair) AH AH AH!!!!! Hold on...(Panther stops...Tina smirks) See...typical, Panther. Just typical. (giggles) Ya know...I bet you'd love to do that, wouldn't ya, P? You'd just love to take that big chair and split my head open like a watermelon! Wouldn't ya (crowd goes WILD in the background)? Yeah! You wanna hurt me, doncha Panther?! (Panther nods "yes") Yeah! You wanna hurt me REEEEEEEEAL BAD!!! I can see it in your eyes!!! You wanna hurt me, Panther! Tell the truth! You would love to hurt me!!! (Panther nods again) Yeah! (laughs) Well...how bout now?
RS: "How bout now?!"
PP: What the heck?
(With that, Tina reaches for her hair, yanking off what turns out to be a red wig and tossing it into the crowd. She then removes a stocking cap underneath, revealing her long blond hair)
PP: Hey wait a minute...
RS: THAT'S JOANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP: WHAT?!
RS: Tina...we thought that was Tina! That's Joanie! Tina's twin sister Joanie! What the hell is going on!
PP: Look at Panther! He can't believe it!
Joanie: So how bout now, Panther?! Cutie! Honey! Still wanna hurt me?! Huh?! (advances towards Panther) C'mon, you son of a bitch! HURT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! (continues advancing) C'MON!!!!!! (Panther backs away slightly) No! C'mon, Panther! Mr. Tough Guy! Mr. Big Shot CEO! Be a man! Be a big man and split my head open! I'll give ya a free shot! Do it, Panther!!!
RS: What the hell is this all about?! What is Joanie trying to prove?!
PP: I dunno...but...whatever it is, I think I like it!
(Joanie again advances towards Panther, pointing to her head as chants of "F*ck her up, Panther" start up in the background. Panther then begins to raise the chair as if to hit her, but seemingly can't bring himself to do it. He begins to swing, but catches himself before the chair hits her. The crowd begins to boo, and Joanie grins as Panther tosses the chair to the floor)
Joanie: Awww...my poor baby! What's wrong?! What--
Panther: (snatches the mic from Joanie/crowd pops) Jo...(deep breath)...Joanie...
Joanie: Yes?
Panther: (sighs) Look...I dunno...what this is and what this is all about...but look...I'm not gonna hurt you, ok? I could never hurt you...
Tina: (over the PA system) You could never hurt her?! Panther...did I hear that right?! You could never hurt her?
(The crowd boos again as the Panthertron lights up, revealing Tina in a dimly lit room. She has a big smile on her face)
Tina: Lemme get this straight, P-Diddy? You mean to tell me that you can walk into this arena full of piss and vinegar...you can bust into our office! Beat up DJP! You can cuss! Spit! You name it...but when it comes down to my sister, it's...(whiney voice)"I can't bring myself to hurt you!" (scoffs) Panther...PUUUUUUUUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! See Panther, if ANYBODY out there knows how to hurt my sister...it's you! I mean...you've been doing it for the last year now, right? (smiles) You know...remember about a year ago Panther? Remember when the two of you were engaged, Panther? Huh? Remember how you broke her heart by cheating on her with that glorified ring rat Diamond? Or did you think we were all supposed to just forget about that!
RS: Now wait a darn minute!
PP: It's the truth! It's the truth! Remember...
RS: We don't know that for a fact!
Tina: Panther...my sister genuinely loved you! She would've done anything in the world for you, and how did you repay her?! You treated her like sh*t! That's how! (crowd boos) Boo all you want, but ya know it's the Damn Truth! Panther, Joanie stuck with you through it all! Through the Dynasty! Through GX! When you lost the company to Firestorm, when you were battling the GNL! She always stuck by you, Panther! She was that loyal to you! And for you to just sh*t on her...and run around with that slut Diamond...any other woman would've been finished with you after that, Panther! But not Joanie! No! See...after the two of you broke up last year, Joanie wanted to remain your friend! She continued to support you whenever you needed it! Again, she was more loyal to you than anyone you've ever known, and once again, how do you repay her?! By flaunting your relationship with Diamond in her face!!! (crowd boos) I mean, GOD!!! How do you think she felt being at that wedding of yours?! Being the Maid of Honor for the woman who STOLE her fiance! How do you think she felt, Panther?! I mean...you and Joanie were engaged for a whole year! You and Diamond probably hadn't even known each other for a year and the two of you not only get married, but rub it in Joanie's face? That's disgusting, Panther! And you know it is!
RS: Tina is out of line here!
PP: Panther's the one that was outta line! Tina's right on the money...and look at Joanie! She's crying!
RS: She is not! I dunno what kinda garbage Tina is feeding her...this is just ridiculous!
Tina: (smiles) Well you know what, Panther? All of the pain you caused Joanie...she hasn't forgotten it! No...she didn't forget it at all, and that's where the surprise comes in, Panther! (giggles) See...remember about a month or so ago...before Breakin' the Rulz, when you were going through your little personal crisis? Remember...you were temporarily blinded by Firestorm...you were questioning whether or not you'd return to the NFWA...and you signed a contract...sign your half of the CEO's decision making power over to Joanie!
RS: Oh...wait a second!
Tina: (laughs) Well Panther...if you look at that contract closely, it doesn't say a damn thing about you regaining the power if you decided to return! It stipulates...in plain english, that all of your power as CEO...your half of the decision-making power, is signed over to my sister Joanie! And ya know what that means?! (crowd begins to boo) That's right! You're not the CEO anymore, Panther! You're not even co-CEO! (giggles) You've got NO power here in the NFWA!
(The crowd boos loudly in the background, while in the ring, Panther looks on almost in the state of shock. The camera cuts backstage, where we see security escorting Diamond out of the building)
Tina: Oh my goodness, what do we have here?! Panther...it seems that no-good wife of yours has gotten into some trouble...and apparently she's being kicked out of the building. Such a shame! Such a shame! Now Panther...(crowd boos again) seeing as how you're not the CEO anymore...hell, seeing how you don't even have a job here anymore! It'd be real easy for me to just call security out to that ring and have them do the same to you! But ya know what...I'm not gonna do that! No...I'm not gonna do that! Instead, I'm gonna let my new co-CEO do the honors!!!!!!! Joanie! If you will!
(The cameras cut back out to ringside, where suddenly, a group of security guards heads out from the locker room down to ringside)
RS: I cannot believe this! Ladies and gentlemen...Panther has apparently signed over his powers as CEO, and Tina...don't tell me...don't tell me they're gonna...
PP: Panther's gonna get thrown outta the building! This is great!
RS: The hell it is! Tina telling Joanie to tell these guards to throw Panther outta here! This is an insult! This is nothing more than an insult to Panther!
PP: yeah, and it's a great one at that! C'mon Joanie!
RS: These guards out here at ringside...I cannot believe this! After everything Panther and Chyna have been through...Panther and Joanie...don't tell me she's gonna...she couldn't!
PP: After all the pain Panther's caused her, he's lucky this is all he's getting!
RS: Wait a minute...security down here at ringside! I think Joanie may be having second thoughts! Joanie...
Tina: C'mon, Joanie! THROW HIM OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!
PP: Yeah, Joanie, throw him outta here! C'mon!!!
RS: Joanie...Joanie hesitating here! Joanie...what must be running through her mind!
PP: It must be air! C'mon Joanie! Do what your sister says!!!!
RS: I think...perhaps Joanie's coming to her senses here! Perhaps Joanie...perhaps she's realized the error of her ways! Perhaps...
Joanie: Guards...TAKE HIM AWAY!!! (Drops the mic/crowd boos/guards grab Panther and pull him out of the ring)
PP: HAHA! You were saying?!
RS: I don't believe this! Panther...first Diamond in the back, and now this! Joanie having Panther removed from an NFWA show...the company he built! This is...
PP: Exactly what he deserves! Get him outta here!
(The "You Gets no Love" remix hits the PA system once again as security ushers Panther up the ramp and through back through the entrance. On the Panthertron, Tina smiles evily as the screen fades to black)
***Commercial***
***During the break***
RS: Fans, this was the scene during the break! Panther and Diamond...there you see them out in the parking lot...being forced to leave the arena. Diamond actually still has a job here as the head of the Discipline Committee but...there you see what happened. Diamond and Panther being removed from the arena!
PP: And all I've gotta say is that they deserved everything that happened! They had no right breaking into the dressing room, they had no right attacking DJP, and most of all, Panther had no right breaking Joanie's heart!
RS: Oh please! This is nothing but a plow by Tina...this is crap! That's all I've gotta say!
(***LIVE ACTION***The scene opens backstage, where we see Joanie walking towards the backdoor with her bags. She passes Firestorm on her way out)
Firestorm: Hey! Good job, Joanie! HAHAHA!!!
Joanie: (suddenly stops and turns to Firestorm) What did you say?
Firestorm: I said good j--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!
PP: WHAT THE HECK?!??!!
RS: JOANIE JUST LOW BLOWED FIRESTORM!!!!!!!! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?!?!
PP: That little...JOANIE!!!
(Joanie picks up her bags and walks out of the backdoor, leaving Firestorm on his knees holding his crotch. The camera cuts out to ringside for the next match)
TV Title: Scarlet KV (Champion) Vs Shark
(Number 1 by Nelly blares through the arena as Kaos steps out onto the stage. The fans boo wildy as he just smirks and walsk down to ring side and has a seat at teh commentary table.)
RS: Ladies and gentlemen we are being acompanied by Kaos, for this TV title match. What are you doing here Kaos?
PP: I know what he's doing here, just causing trouble because of his lose at Slam to Shark!
Kaos: Pete, you got one thing right, Shark did beat me at FNS, but I am not here to cause trouble just to watch a match.
PP: We'll See
(The arena goes dark. Then a dim blue light and fog fills the arena. The familiar Daa-DUM... DAAA-DUM comes over the arenas PA and the crowd erupts.The music grows faster and the intensity of the cheering crowd grows as well. The camera then focuses back on the entrance and the Shark emerges as the music switches to Tom Sawyer by RUSH. He steps from behind the curtain and throws his arm up into the air TD style as the crowd bust. He is wearing blue bicycle shorts that say SHARK up one leg, and ATTACK down the other. He has a loose blue cut off shirt that says " Putski's Powerhouse" on the front, and " NO ONE SURVIVES" on the back. He walks down teh entrance ramp and climbs into the ring...The lights go out as Dragula hits the speakers and Scarlet KV walks out onto the rampway with his TV Title around his waste. There is a mixed reaction from the crowd as he glares at them.. he makes his way down the ramp and slides under the bottom rope. He gives the ref his title and goes face to face with shark.)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
RS: You can feel the heat between these two superstars, both of them have been at eachothers throughts this past week, and i think things are going to get settle hear.
PP: Yeah KV has been making death threats all week long, i mean this guy is nuts!
RS: Well he just deliverd a right hand to Shark, and Shark gives one back, these men are exchanging blows. Shark getting the upper hand and throws the tv champ into the corner.
Kaos: Look at Shark, getting the upper hand form the start, well done.
RS+PP: HUH?
RS: Well...Shark now setting KV up on the tope ropes. OH, KV with a shot to the stomach send Shark back down to the matt.
PP: What is he thinking trying a high risk move this early in the game!
RS: Well KV now has shark by the hair and sends him to the ropes. He tried for a spinning heel kick but shark ducks it. Off the tother ropes shark comes back. And KV catches him with a sleeper.
Kaos: KV seems to be the quicker of the two, but he shouldnt be slowing the matches down the way he is.
PP: Look at Shark, AHAHA! He is out of hit, KV has this thing won!
RS: The ref going for the arm count, 1...2...No! Shark gets the arm up and gives KV two elbows to the kidneys. he then sends him to the ropes and comes back! OH! Shark just caught KV with a huge Belly to belly suplex!
PP: Where did that come from!
Kaos: Obviously Shark has seen that KV is quick and is gunna take him down with lots of techincally moves. Very smart
RS+PP: WHA?!?!
RS: Kaos, you are showing a great deal of character after your lose to Shark, most people would think you would be furious!
Kaos: Rosie, Shark beat me, thats all there is to it, The better man won, and i can admit that, and i am just here recignizing his skills.
PP: Yeah and when his back is turned! WAMO!
Kaos: (smirks) Think what you want Petey
RS: Back in the ring Shark has been pounding on KV, but has just picked him up and gave a scoop slam. Shark of the ropes and a big leg drop.
Kaos: Shark has slowed this match down, and made KV play it his way.
RS: Well it sure seems that way. Shark now has KV up Shark of the ropes. Flying Lariat!, Oh KV side steps it. Shakr back up with a full head of steam. KV mives once again and shakr goes right throught ropes and hits the ground hard.
PP: Man! KV is fast, Shark just cant keep up.
RS: Well KV out after Shark, Oh he just hit Sharks head off of our announce table. Get it back in the ring guys!
PP: (stands up)I swear if my drink spills on me i am gunna *KV glares at him* sit back down now.
Kaos: Pete you really are a pansy you know that?
PP: Hey know one invited you here, your not even suppose to be at ringside, why dont you leave?
RS: Ok guys lets call that match! Kv rolls Shakr back into the ring who seems to be favouring his shoulder. When he flew out of the ring he hit hard up against are announce table, he may have hur this shoulder. Kv now toying with Shark, slapping him in the face. Now KV with wrist lock on Shark focusing on that shoulder. Now he is just yanking down on the shoulder, Shark is in pain folks!
PP: Ya gotta hand it to KV Kaos, he is going for the weak spot!
Kaos: Your right Pete but i think Shark has more in him.
RS: KV just pulling that arm apart and isnt giving in....Wait a second whats going on here. That Kerrboski! He is making his way down to ring side! Now we have Kerrboski waiting at ringside, but who knows for what.
Kaos: Its a shame Rosie we have a good match going, now this flith had to come to the ring!
PP: How can you say that he has calss, world class! Show some resepct!
(Pete goes to stand up but Rosie pulsl him back down*
RS: Call the match!!!...KV: Not noticing Kerrboski sends Shark into the ropes and deilivers a hard spinning heel kick, laying Shark out!
PP: Things have change in the match and KV getting the upper hand.
RS: Well it looks taht way. KV wasting time here when he should capitlaize. Finally he picks up shakr and sends him into the turn buckle. Kiv with a head of steam, oh wait, MY GOD!!!!
Kaos: What a move!!!
RS: KV had a full head of steam and jumped at Shark, But he moved and KV went into the turnbuckle. The when KV tunr around Shark hit KV with The Atlantis Express! This one is over! Wait a second Kerrboski up on the apron, and Shark sees him. he goes for a right hand but miss ans Boski jumps down. Wait Shark out after him.
PP: Hey Shark should be focusing on the match!
RS: WEll these two are face to face, talk trash. Oh! Shark with a right hand knocking Kerrboski down. Shakr knocking down one of the world class suerstares, and now back into the ring, the cover on KV 1..2..no Kv kickst out. Shark had this thing won, but that damn Kerrboski was up on the apron!
PP: Hey he just had to tell the ref his shoe was untied, thats all!
RS: Shut up Pete! Shark now, frustration is setting in as he power slams KV to the matt. Boksi getting back to his feet hold ing jaw.
Kaos: Serves him right!
RS: Shark now with another cover 1..2..hes got him!, NO! Kv kicks out again! Shark telling the reff it was the three but the reff aint buying it.
PP: Shark is realizing he cant win, so he has to cheat!
RS: Shark now picking KV and sends him into the turnbuckle. Wait a sec oh! Kv just walk up the tunbuckles and delivered a hard missle drop kick to Shark!
Kaos: GET UP SHARK!
RS: Kv Now has Shark up goes for a boot to the mid section, Shark caught it, Oh ENZIGURI! KV hitting Shark in the back of the head with that boot.
Kaos: DAmmit!
Rs: Where are you going?...Kaos has left our announce table...Wait look at this Kerrboski up on the apron again distracting the referee, wait watch Kaos, his is in the ring with a chair! Look out KV! OH!!! KV walked right into a chair shot. KV has been layed out. Shakr is back up Boski is down....Shark up top...SHARK ATTACK!!!
PP: NO!!!
RS: The cover 1..2..3!!!! New TV CHAMP!!!
Ding DIng Ding!!!!
Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gneltement here is your winner and NEW! NFWA Television Champion SHARK!!!!!
RS: Ladies and gentlemen KV has just been....Wait a second, KV is up and he just closelined Shark as he was celebrating! Oh and Kaos with that chair, laying out KV!
PP: Some one get out here and help!
RS :Kaos with another chairshot to KV!...Wait whos that? Its Tristram!!!! Tristram runs down to the ring! Oh a close line to kerrboski as he slides into the ring... Kaos and Shark leave the ring!!! Tristram has come to the aid of Scarlet K, wait a second! Thats a Black Blood t shirt! Dont tell me Black blood is back!
PP: OH YEA!
RS: Well ladies and gentlemen KV and Tristram seemed to have reunited and formed Black Blood, but look at this Shark and Kerboski are nose to nose, this one could explode!
(Officials climb into the ring to separate the two men. Suddenly, the camera cuts backstage, where we see Ice Cube walking towards the locker room with the ULTIMATE Title belt over his shoulder. Suddenly...)
T Money: (in the background) HEY!!!!!!! Mista Ice Cube!!!
(Cube turns, as T Money walks into the picture with a sly smile on his face)
Cube: You need something?
T Money: Oh, I don't need nothing now. But...uh...I hope yo ass was paying attention earlier! See, now wit Panther's ass gone...and wit Angelfire in power...(laughs) it's just a matter of time before that Ultimate Title is around my waist...where it shoulda been in the first place! (Continues laughing)
Cube: (also laughs) Yeah?
T Money: (still laughing) Yeah!
Cube: (KO'S T MONEY WITH AN ICE BREAKER!) Bitch! (turns and walks away)
PP: Oh my God!!! T!!!!!!!
RS: T Money is down! The #1 contender has been laid out! Oh my God...folks, don't go away! Ice Cube and Carrion are NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****Commercial for T Money/Ice Cube at SlamFest 2...followed by a commercial for some new kinda lotion, staring Kammy****
(The scene opens backstage, where we see Tina, Sewaside, Alyssa Sanders and Kerrboski all crowded around an angry T Money)
Tina: T!! T...calm down!!!
T Money: Calm down?!?! Calm down...did you see what that sucka...(kicks over a table)...
Tina: T...just calm down! Just...
T Money: His ass is mine!!! His punk ass...
(T storms out of the picture as Angelfire follows after him. The camera cuts out to ringside for the final match)
Non Title: Ice Cube Vs Carrion
(The arena lights dim and Carrion's music hits the PA system. Red and yellow spotlights shine upon the stage as Carrion walks out from the locker room, raises his arms into the air and starts down the ramp towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, walks over to a far corner. The music dies down, red, yellow and green spotlights flash over the arena and "My Hero" hits the PA system. 2 pyros go off by the entrance and the crowd cheers wildly as Ice Cube walks out onto the stage with the Ultimate Title belt draped over his shoulder. He walks down the entrance ramp, climbs up the ring stairs and steps into the ring. The music dies down and the lights return to normal as he passes his title belt to referee Jim Jonathan as he calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
RS: Well here we go, folks! The final match of the evening and the culmination of an already...earth shattering night! Ice Cube and Carrion, Ultimate Title not on the line...as these two face off in the center of the ring. Pete, this match came about last Friday when Carrion called out Ice Cube...and Ice Cube responded by assaulting Carrion during his match with Chris Thomas!
PP: Yeah, this Ice Cube's got some real anger problems! The man needs an anger management course, I tell ya! You saw what he did to T Money in the back!
RS: Well Ice Cube spent some time in jail as a result of last week's atta--
PP: What in the world?!
RS: Who the...THAT'S CHRIS THOMAS!!! CHRIS THOMAS IN THE RING--AND ICE CUBE'S ALL OVER HIMS...AND CARRION'S ALL OVER HIM!!!
PP: HAHA!!!
RS: Carrion from behind...putting the boots to Ice Cube, as these officials out here try to get Chris Thomas away from ringside!
PP: Who does that guy think he is?!
RS: Well...apparently, he wants a piece of Ice Cube for what happened past Friday night! But Carrion...he's already getting his piece, and then some! Hard knife edge chop to the chest of Ice Cube! And another one has the Champion on the ropes!!! There's an Irish whip...Ice Cube off the ropes...Carrion ducks the head--OH! Ice Cube catches him with a boot right between the eyes...AND A CLOTHESLINE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM!!! Ice Cube goes for the cover...no he's not going for the cover! Ice Cube hammering away!!!! Right hands! Rapid-fire rights to the temple of Carrion! This crowd is going crazy!
PP: This idiot is going crazy! Get the police out here again!
RS: Ice Cube bringing Carrion to his feet--buries the knee into the gut! And a chop of his own!! Irish whip...reversal sends Cube into the buckle! Carrion off the ropes--Ice Cube ducks the clothesline...CARRION DUCKS AN ICE BREAKER!!!
PP; Whoa!
RS: Wh--OH! Boot to the midsection followed by a DDT!!! Picture perfect by Carrion...he could have him here! Hook of the leg...2...NO! Ice Cube just barely able to kickout before a count of 3!!
PP: Just before the coun...Rosie, you know that was 3! That was a blatant slow count right there...
RS: Well...aww wait a minute!!! Chris Thomas...just ushered to the back by those security guards, and now it looks like we've got more company out here! That's Sewaside!!!! Sewaside on his way out to the ring! Fans we've gotta take a commercial break! Our last of the night! Stay with us as In High Gear continues!!!
***Commercial***
(When the break ends, Ice Cube is hitting off the ropes. Sewaside is now joined by Alyssa Sanders on the ring apron)
RS: We're back with more In High Gear! Rosie Sanchez alongside Pittsburgh Pete! And watch Ice Cube! He ducked the clothesline coming off the ropes...off the other side--Carrion misses with an elbow!!! Carrion...just doesn't seem to be able to slow the Ultimate Champion dow--OOOOOOOOH!
PP: HAHA! You were saying??!?
RS: Sleeper!!! Carrion has Ice Cube locked in the sleeper!
PP: This is it!!! Ice Cube's going to SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!
RS: OH!!! NO HE'S NOT EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube able to counter that sleeper with a quick jaw breaker!!!! Carrion is down, but the champion is as well! What a fight Ice Cube has on his hands here, and it may get worse at any minute, with Alyssa Sanders and Sewaside, two card carrying members of Angelfire at ringside!
PP: Rosie, stop trying to cause trouble! See...they're not out here...you saw what Ice Cube did to their friend T Money in the back! All they're doing is scouting the match for their friend!
RS: Yeah, well they're getting dangerously close to ringside, and I don't like it at all!
PP: I told you, they're only scouting! You've got nothing to worry about...just call the match!
RS: Yeah, whatever! Ice Cube and Carrion...both men trying to pull themselves back up! Carrion...Carion up first!
PP: And he's ready to put Ice Cube down on his back! Go head--OH!!!!!!
RS: Inverted Atomic Drop by Cube!! And now here comes the Champion! Rallying back with right hands to the head of Carrion! Ice Cube now...hits off the ro--HEY NOW!!!!!!!!!! That damn Alyssa...
PP: What she do?
RS: She caught Ice Cube's foot coming off the ropes...damn it! Carrion with a knee to the back sends Ice Cube out to the arena floor!!! What the hell?!
PP: Watch your mouth, you two timing hussy! How dare you accuse Alyssa of such a horrendous act!
RS: Because I saw it with my own eyes, Pete!
PP: Well get some new glasses, because I'm sure she was just informing the referee...that his shoelaces are pretty.
RS: Whatever! Ice Cube down on the floor...Carrion breaking the referee's count...drawing the attention of the official and watch Sewaside! The sick bastard has Ice Cube...OH! Boot to the midsection...AND A SLAM--ON THE STEEL STAIRS!!!
PP: OH!!!
RS: Sewaside just slammed Ice Cube back first off the steel guardrail!!!
PP: HAHA! Can you believe that clumsy Ice Cube?! What the heck has he been drinking?!
RS: Drinking?! Sewaside...Alyssa getting a quick shot into the small of the back! And Pete, this isn't good at all! These damn Angelfire cronies are out here to take out Ice Cube for T Money!
PP: They are not! I told you they're scouting! They're on scout's honor, ya know?
RS: Oh, yeah right! Angelfire has no honor, as Ice Cube is tossed back into the ring! The official apparently hasn't seen a damn thing...and look at Carrion...dragging Ice Cube out to the center of the ring!
PP: This could be it, Rosie! Carrion, all by himself...introducing REALITY baby! Yeah!
RS: Elbow to the spine of Ice Cube!!!! And another one!!!! And another!!!! Carrion...attacking that lower back of Cube! And you hafta wonder whether or not he's in cahoots with Angelfire!
PP: Oh really! Must you use the word cahoots?! That is SO 2015!
RS: Well...what did you say?! Carrion pulling Ice Cube to his feet now! He's got him set up...for a snap suplex! And again, more damage done to the back of Ice Cube! There's the cover...2...Ice Cube able to get that shoulder off the mat at the last second! And Carrion...beefing with the ref about the count.
PP: Hey, maybe if he broke his shoulder, we wouldn't hafta worry about shooting it anymore!
RS: I'm gonna ignore you! Carrion...you've gotta sense right now that Ice Cube is ripe for the pickings! It's time to go in for the kill, which is what Carrion may be doing! Forearm to the back of Cube! And another one! Ice Cube writhing in pain...as Carrion Irish whips him--HARD into the buckle!!! And to the other side now---OH!!! Ice Cube...being sent from pillar to post! Pillar to post! More and more damage being done to the back, and the Ultimate Champion is in a world of trouble!
PP: I told you, Rosie! He said he was gonna introduce him to reality...
RS: Wait...Carrion charges at Cube--OOOOOOOOOOH!!! NO ONE HOME!!!
PP: WHAT?!
RS: Ice Cube was propped in the buckle! Just barely able to escape in time, and Carrion hit hard off the buckle! And now watch Cube...Carrion is dazed!
PP: Look out!!!
RS: Ice Cube with a scoop sla...no! The back is too damaged! Ice Cube unable to lift him! OH! Carrion misses the clothesline--AND WALKS RIGHT INTO AN ICE BREAKER!!! THE ICE BREAKER!!! THAT SHOULD DO IT!!!
PP: NO!!
RS:Carrion is down! Carrion may be out...AND ICE CUBE JUST NAILED SEWASIDE WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE!!!!!
PP: What in the world!!!
RS: Sewaside just sent crashing into the guardrail...and now look at Cube! Cube pulling Alyssa onto the apron!
PP: Don't you touch her, you idiot!
RS: He's touching her alright! What is Ice Cube gonna do?! What is he...
PP: Don't hurt her you idiot! Don't hurt...AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
RS: ICE CUBE KISSING ALYSSA!!! ICE CUBE KISSING ALYSSA!!!!!!!
PP; RAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!! CALL THE POLICE! THROW THIS IDIOT BACK IN JAIL AGAIN!!!
RS: Aww wait a second, that's Tina!!! Tina on her way out here to ringside--HEY!!! T Money!!! T Money from the crowd with a sledgehammer!!! Ice Cube distracted by Tina...T Money is in the ring--AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, as a result of a DQ: Ice Cube!!!!
RS: T Money with that sledgehammer shot right to the lower back of Ice Cube! Right to the lower back, damn it, I can't believe this!!!
PP: Serves him right! Do you know how much disinfectent Alyssa's gonna need to get that taste outta her mouth?!
RS: Ice Cube...he's barely moved on the canvas...T DON'T!!! DON'T DO IT AGAIN! DON'T..OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! HE JUST DROVE THAT SLEDGEHAMMER INTO THE SPINE OF ICE CUBE!!! RIGHT INTO THE SPINE...OH MY GOD!!!!!!
PP: HAHAHA!! That was great!!!
RS: T Money has laid out Ice Cube here in the ring...and now look at Tina here! Tina headed into the ring with the Ultimate Title belt...and T Money's got a mic, damn it!!!
T Money: Ice Cube...it's like I told yo ass before, son! Ya days of being champ are numbered...because on June 30th...SlamFest 2, I'm gonna be the new Ultimate Champion of the World! Now...you don't have to like it...you don't hafta love it...but you damn sure gotta dig it....SUCKA!!!!!!!
("The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system as Tina straps the Ultimate Title belt around the waist of T Money)
RS: Oh my gosh...Ice Cube is hurt! Fans...will this be the scene we see on June 30th in Chicago?! Will T Money be able to overcome the Ultimate Champ?! For Pittsburgh Pete, this is Rosie Sanchez saying so long!
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