KT: Wait a minute! Someone has just assaulted Krazed! Who…who the hell was that, Pete?! Don'T GO AWAY, we'll be right back!!!

The Lights go out in the NFWA Arena......The Air ducts open as a strong gust of wind blows out threw the arena...The sprinklers shoot of a mist of rain to the crowd...Thunder starts to brew threw out the PA.......A siren goes off as a woman’s voice is heard "Warning" "Warning" "Severe Thunderstorm Warning"....Beware.....Lightning...........STRIKES!!!!.....2 Lightning Bolts hit the Entrance Ramp with a loud thunderous sound....Lightning walks out to a standing ovation from the crowd...Lightning walks out on to the entrance ramp as a 2 Lightning Bolt's Criss Crossing each other forming a symbol comes down from the rafters...Lightning stands in front of the symbol and shoots his hands in the air as the Lightning Bolts light up as Pyro shoots off the Bolts...

Lightning makes his way down the ramp rolls in the ring....

Lightning gets in Dave’s face as he exchanges some words

The lights go out as Yellow, blue, red,orange, and grey lights flicker on and off. Then Big Foot by Alcatrazz plays through the arena as pyros shoot up from the stage and two lightning bolts cris cross through the stage. Then Big Foot walks out with the New Heavyweight Title wrapped in barbed wire that Lightning gave him. Then he stands in the middle of the ramp and holds it in the air, as the crowd cheers wildly. Then he rolls in the ring and raises the World Belt into the air as the crowd cheers.

Bigfoot gets in Dave’s face as he exchanges words with Dave..

DD: Now, you to boys are out here to…

Lightning and Bigfoot (Step up into Dave’s face)

DD: I mean MEN.. are out here to have yourselves a face to face interview, I guess to hype up the main event at Slamfest, now I’m not going to be a Jim Ross and instigate a bunch of crap but in a way I feel you 2 are going to blow out the SCSA vs. Rock Main Event so lets get started..

DD: Bigfoot, when you first came to the NFWA, you were nothing but much of a jobber type of a rookie, you had your GFW career to fall back on and your participation here in the NFWA was very dismal, it seemed as you were going nowhere here in the NFWA, at least nowhere but down, but all of a sudden somehow you got a boost of confidence and you got the courage to challenge the World Champion at the time Squirrel to a match, and you did indeed defeat the great Squirrel, so the question is how did you grow the balls to challenge the World Champion and become the #1 man here in the NFWA?

(<I>BF gets a smile on his face and kicks DD right in the gut, and sets up for the Demolition Bomb, as Lightning gets in BF’s face and says something)

KT: O man, look fans its about to go down right here and right now, this interview hasn’t even begun and these 2 are about to exchange blows.

(They both smile as they whip DD into the ropes and hit the Demolition Drop as BF picks up the Mic)

(Lightning jumps on the turnbuckle, with his IC title as Bigfoot starts to talk)

Big Foot: Alright, while Lightning’s celebratin over there, I got some things that I need to get off my chest. First of all, I’m goanna congratulate you on winning your IC Title, now, our match can be a Title vs. Title, if Ice Cube doesn’t be an ass, but that’s like asking a nun to have sex with you, you know damn well he’s goanna be an ass at Slam Fest. Therefore, I say tonight, right here in Hershey, Pennsylvania, since you have an IC Title Match tonight against KV, since we all know LoD will be lumberjacks, I am officially declaring myself, as a lumberjack, just to make sure the match goes fair. Plus that way, you’ll be the IC Champ walk-in into Slam Fest, and it can be a title vs. title match.

However Lightning, you bet your ass, that you’re goanna get all you’ve ever expected from me, and a hell of a lot more Lightning. Everyone walks up to me and asks me, what’s it like to be related to Lightning? It must be a thrill to be related to Lightning, after all, he is the reason why you’re as good as you are. See, Lightning, I’ve been in the shadow of you my whole career. And right now Lightning, I want you to come here, and look me in the eyes as I say this (they get face to face), at Slam Fest Lightning, Slam Fest is the time, I walk out of the shadow, Slam Fest is when, I prove to the world, that I have not been riding your coat tails to success, I established myself, and that’s all there is to it. After Slam Fest, I no longer will be "in your shadow", even though me and you both know I wasn’t.

No one seems to remember this, but it was me that first brought you into the industry, not necessarily NFWA, but I got you started period, back in GFW. And as your career instantly took off, I became a 4 time Hardcore Champion, and some people say, the best ever in GFW history. After all, my first Hardcore reign, I had to defeat a guy named Damian, who would later on go into the GFW Hall of Fame, however, I did not. Meanwhile, you were simple known as, the best. You were Heavyweight Champ so many times there, I lost count. You were heading towards a direction of superstardom that no one had ever reached before. However, on your rocket ride to success, you left me behind, in the dust, facing guys like "Fat Ass" Billy Dunn, and Skull. I got you started and how did you repay me, by not talking to me until I asked to form the New Union. You repaid me, by never recognizing the fact that I deserved to get out of the damn hardcore division, and on to bigger and better things. You know what, screw Lightning and Big Foot for one second, let me ask you, TJ Stephens, to David Shreve, while you were riding’ in your sports cars, and getting all the women, meanwhile, I’m fighting to survive, and to keep my career alive, did you once, ever think, for one solitary second, that maybe, all’s it needed to take, was a little inspiration turn from the guy who means more than anyone in my life, to get my head out of my ass and get me in the direction I deserved to go?

(Crowd Chant: DEMOLITIONISTS!!!!)

Lightning: Jesus Christ son, it took you 10 years to come out and say all this mombo jumbo crap about you being in my shadow…..that’s the great thing about us having our match at Slamfest, because this gives us the time to get everything off our minds that we have had to say over the past few years, it gets to the nitty gritty of Lightning and Bigfoot and how they actually feel about eachother…But to answer and talk about some of your comments…I have to start off and say its not lie that you did indeed bring Lightning into the world of wrestling…it was I who was struggling working the Indy Circuits and still in training, while you found the GFW and started making a mark on that fed..you contacted me and let me in on the deal..I had a meeting with the prez and I started my work there..and your right..I did climb to that fed very fast and established myself as one of the best of all time in that fed..I won multiple titles and was at the top of my game…Our whole goal in the beginning of us even starting out in the wrestling business was to become the World Tag Team Champions..but we never got around to that goal its just mainly been Singles and the fact that I have your back and you have mine and that’s the way it has always been…so that brings me to ask you Bigfoot…

(Gets in the face of Bigfoot)

What gives you the nerve and the balls to dare even for the thought to ask me where I was during your ventures threw wrestling…and I don’t give damn about the GFW, the GFW was in the past that was a beginner fed that fed means nothing..what means something is the #1 Fed in the World that’s the NFWA…and Bigfoot you want to run your mouth about how you brought me into the world of wrestling…well BF who is that nagged nagged at you to come into the NFWA…yeah you don’t even have to answer..I know the answer and its Me…yeah good O’l sparky who brought you into the NFWA…You run your mouth about how you never got the shot for this the shot for that…when I first started in the NFWA I was losing matches to whom at the time were nothing but jobbers..because I had a big head from the GFW thinking I was Mr. Big Shot and I got my ass kicked which changed my mind…I left the NFWA only to comeback stronger then ever..you came back with me and soon left again…so while you were out of action doing your thing I was here in the NFWA doing what I was born to do..doing the only thing that I know how to do and that’s to Wrestle..while you were at home sitting on your ass and eating potato chips I was out here bleeding, sweating and working my ass off to make a name for myself in this company..I called you multiple times a week..and encouraged you saying "Bigfoot you need to come back to the NFWA, it’s a very good deal Just do it"…You always said over and over I know Dave, I’m going to, I just need to recover from my Knee surgery and all this other mumble jumble…so you want to talk about how Lightning never inspired you to do better…then you can take all that pile of BS back and shove it up Ice Cubes fairy ass..cause you know just as well as I do that its nothing but a pile of crap..I have always had your back threw thick and thin…as far as people coming up to you and asking you how it feels to be related to Lightning and all that other crap…hell do I look like all of them NO…never one did I brag about being at the top of the game while you were struggling…its not my fault that you were struggling..so are you now saying that you weren’t happy for my success…All this BS about you being in the shadow of Lightning..what the hell is all that about..if you felt like you were in the shadow of Lightning then Y didn’t you bring it up when you felt this way…you just bring it up now and expect me to come out and apologize are something……Not once did I feel like you were in my shadow, not once did I feel like I was carrying you on my shoulders..I had always let you do your thing while I did mine…..If you ask me the way your talking right now and the tone of your voice its kind off starting to sound like you were somewhat jealous of what I had at the time…so now from me to you…how does it feel to be out of the how you say Shadow of Lightning…..How does it feel….to be….Better then me….How does it feel to be bigger then me…and now you can say that you have what I don’t..You are doing what I’m not…You did what I didn’t BF you beat Squirrel and I didn’t…so how does all this make you feel..do you still feel like your in my shadow are shall I say that I’m in your shadow…screw any and all shadows..as far as im concerned I don’t have a shadow its no big issue…Your damn right ever since we were kids we have wanted the chance for it to be Lightning vs. Bigfoot biggest ppv of the year…the Main Event with the title on the line in the biggest and most anticipated match…Cousin vs. Cousin….Blood vs. Blood..Family Vs Family…Best friend vs. Best friend…and I’m not going to come out here and say that I don’t respect you and that I don’t like you..cause you know damn well that I love you like a brother and nothing will change that fact…but for 1 night….1 night only…I’m going to put all that a side…for 1 night…60 Minute time limit…I am going to forget family..forget friendship…forget the TJ Stephens Period…You are Bigfoot the World Champion..the #1 Guy in the business…The man that I must defeat to get back the World Title…the man that I must defeat to reclaim my #1 status here in the NFWA…and are you going to whip my ass Y hell yes..but am I going to kick your ass from one side of the ring to the next..from corner to corner…fan to fan..your damn right…Bigfoot you know me like the back of your hand and I know you the same..but one thing you cannot possibly know is the desire I have to be the very damn best in the business..I must have that World Title again…and there wont be any beast or Mythological character that will stop me from getting that title back…Bigfoot I’m going into this match as Lightning not David Shreve not your cousin not your friend..Im going into this match as your enemy and the man that’s going to kick your ass and make you work harder then you have ever worked in your life..so Bigfoot can you take that………

(Crowd Chant: DEMOLITIONISTS!!!!)

Big Foot: Ya know, it’s funny, how you come out here, and tell me, I don’t know how much desire you have, how much drive you have. See, the way I look at it, its simply this, Lightning, you are the best in the game, no doubt about it, there isn’t no one here, not Firestorm, not Ice Cube, not even Panther, that can tell me different, you are the best around, so the way I look at it is like this, for the first time ever, the champion walking into the PPV, is the underdog. Therefore, my desire level, is going through the roof, the desire, to prove to the world, and most importantly, to prove to you and to the guys in the back, just because people think that because I was bad in the past, that they’re just goanna walk in the ring and take what is mine. Now, I will give you credit, you have never done that, but many other people have. People think I’m just a pushover, when I walk down the street, people tell me I don’t deserve it, and Lightning, if you remember, the only reason why I am currently carrying this belt, is not for my own personal benefit, it was to protect your honor, to protect the honor of us. See, I know, I you watched the match with Squirrel, and I know for a damn fact, that if it wasn’t for the New World Order, you’d still be the Heavyweight Champion. But see, when you went off that scaffold, and I saw Squirrel, reach up in the air, and take something he didn’t deserve, something went off inside of me. Something that told me, that the wrestlers in the back, no longer have respect, for this Heavyweight Title, they no longer have the dignity to defend it, on their own. And see, that is why in my match with Ice Cube, why I got so pissed off, is because of the fact that since you had him arrested, I knew he’d come back, and bitch, whine, moan, and complain on how I screwed him, even though I had nothing to do with it. Then last week, me vs. Rodney Demp, Demp goes for the cover, and Ice Cube himself, "Mr. Fairness," screwed Demp out of the title. And now, since I have yet to actually defend my title, that makes me feel as if I’ve let the people down, as if I’ve disrespected the title. Is all this childish arresting, and other interfering bullshit is for this belt, then I’ll set it down on the mat right now, and declare it vacant because if I can’t defend it fairly, then I don’t want it. Breaking, a friendship that’s lasted over 20 years, for me and you, is not worth, the title. If it really means that much to you, to where you’d no longer want my presence, then here, take the damn belt, it’s not worth that much to me. However, I will tell you what this belt means to me, to me this belt, symbolizes dignity, respect, loyalty, and fairness, and that is my whole purpose of wrestling, my philosophy is, if you can’t win on your own, don’t bother trying. But see, at Slam Fest, when it’s me and you in the first ever Demolitionist Death Match, and we have 70,000 screaming fans, as blood, the family blood, is dripping down our faces, and the screaming fans are yelling for us to get up and continue on, since me and you have always been about the fans, you damn sure that one of us is goanna get up. I know at Slam Fest, despite of Ice Cube, it will be fair, it will be, one hell of a show, and it will be, a one time experience, as in a match of this intensity, this level of hype, will never happen again. So knowing that I’m walking into the most hyped main event in PPV History, and maybe for all time, I’m walking in as the champion, raises my game, to another level, raises my intensity to another level, and raises my concentration to another level. So, at Slam Fest, to contradict what you said earlier, you’re not goanna have to beat Big Foot, you’re goanna have to beat TJ Stephens, your cousin, you’re goanna have to drain every drop of blood out of my body, every bit of air out of my lungs, to keep me down, and to keep me down from giving the fans what they want.

(Crowd Chant: DEMOLITIONISTS!!!!)

Now, as for you saying, I was sitting on my ass at home eating potato chips, you know damn well, I wasn’t ready for NFWA yet, I told you I was goanna stay in GFW and finish training there before I came here. Plus, I was recovering from surgery on both of knees and my back. And to say, that I’ve had 3 back surgeries, 7 knee surgeries, and still the champ, I’d say that isn’t too bad for a "big, fat, smelly, creature of the forest." Oh, and Lightning, I have one last proposition for you, FNS this Friday, how about we give the fans what they want….Demolitionists, in a tag match. (Crowd starts to cheer) Demolitionists vs. The Riot MakerZ for, a future #1 Contender’s Spot, for the NFWA World Tag Team Championship Belts.

(Crowd stands on its feet and cheers wildly as Big Foot puts out his hand and persuades Lightning to do it as Lightning looks around at the crowd)

Lightning: Hell you know damn well at a time like this with me all worked up for that piece of gold that your holding in your right hand that I cannot shake your hand at a time like this…The fans want to see the Demolitionists vs. The Riot MakerZ then that’s what the fan’s will get but I’m not going to get off the subject..Im not out here to talk about anyone but you…My cousin…noone is more important then you and that piece of Gold that you hold….earlier you said that if you defending the title and having everyone interfere…and all that..then the title just doesn’t mean that much to you…I hear what your saying…but in my opinion that’s what being the World Champion is all about…see BigFoot you are a Hunter you are one that likes to go after other people your not very good at being the hunted..and that’s what being the World Champion is all about..its about being the Hunted..you are not longer the Hunter…no longer can you seek and destroy..you must be alert every day every second..on your feet and standing strong and on your guard 24/7…because being the World Champion is the hardest thing anyone can ever do……and myself that’s what I love about being the World Champion…because all the attention is on you…think about how many people just in the past 4 months I have went threw to reach the World Title…you talk about people like Krazed..who I retired..you talk about Killa..who I defeated and now he hasn’t been the same since..theres the Rock who now works for the Shredder…You have your Rodney Demps…the list goes on and on…all this crap about everyone saying there the best and that I cant do this and I cant do that…I have proved them wrong each and every time and I’m going to continue to prove them wrong over and over and over again…..Bigfoot you are the same way you love to prove people wrong and prove that you are the best..and that’s where our lil problem comes in…all of our life we have strived to be the man…to be the best…to be the people that everyone looks up to and say…damn that’s S&S…don’t mess with them……but now its Me vs. You…Only one can be the best…there wont be no Co-World Champions..only 1 man can walk out the World Champion…or excuse me…only 1 man can crawl out World Champion..You talk about you being the Underdog in this match..once again that is your opinion…You are 7’+ of pure Power…I stand 6’6 of non stop whoop ass…so there seems to be a lil edge leaning towards your way…but like the saying goes…" You don’t have to beat me Cuz…I have to beat you"…and right there is a challenge…you talk about being the Underdog which would make you the Hunter…and me the Hunted cause you have to prove the point that you can beat me…and hell I know you can….so if that makes me the Hunted then that makes it My Game…this is one Storm that you don’t want to piss off and you if anyone should know that…there’s plenty of dark clouds in the sky and the thunder is rumbling…soon the storm must be let loose and we’re only 5 days away…from the biggest ass whooping of our lives..and Bigfoot I promise you that I’m going to bring a whole Keg of Whoop Ass…and open it up…it don’t matter if its TJ Stephens…Bigfoot…The Ghost of Bigfoot…The Skeleton of TJ…all that matters is the whole body…of the World Champion…will be battered and bruised and will be put through more hell then is humanly possible…this match will be the ultimate test of how the body can handle pain..Mick Foley will look like a Cabbage Patch Kid compared to what our bodies will be put through….Bigfoot I would love to say that I cannot fight my cousin and that I cannot do this kindoff pain to you…but as a Man and a Professional I just cant say that and I know you feel the same way…Our parents wont be watching this match…hell I hope no one in our family is watching this match….but the fans will be getting there money’s worth…and the wrestlers in the back will be on there tippy toes the whole time ooing and awing at the sight of the flesh being ripped off and the ounces of blood being poured out…….I will be at the top of my game and I will not underestimate you for a single solitary second Bigfoot…..Bigfoot your walking into this match my cousin and your going to crawl, walk, limp whatever it takes but you will come out of this match My Cousin and nothing is going to change that…but what needs to be done is what needs to be done…and for 60 minutes…we will not be related..the only relationship that will exist between us will be the blood that is smeared….for 60 Minutes im going to give you all that I have…for 60 Minutes I am going to give you 22 years of hard work and dedication for 60 Minutes I will give you my heart, my soul, my blood, my sweat, and my tears…for 60 Minutes the fans will stand up on there feet……they will wave there signs proudly in the air…they will cheer till they cannot speak…for 60 Minutes people at home will sit in front of there television set completely glued to their TV’s…for 60 Minutes……….I will give you Hell……For 60 Minutes…..I will give you the biggest god damn ass whooping of your life……for 60 Minutes…….I will prove that Lightning is the undisputed, World Heavyweight Champion…and for 60 Minutes…I will prove to everyone in the back and around the world who said that I don’t deserve this match and the title…..I will prove that I deserve all their credit..that I deserve all there applause and that I deserve there respect……Bigfoot…I love you like a brother….but on Slamfest…I will beat your ass like no other…and that’s not threat My Cuz…It’s a Promise……..You will no just like everyone before you who has felt the wrath of the Storm……you will no what its like to be THUNDERSTRUCK…..Its time that Lightning tames the Beast….and Bigfoot……………..

(Lightning, walks slowly and stands right in the face of Bigfoot)

You will (Crowd Picks Up Chant)……….FEEL………………THE……………………BOLT!!!!!!!!!!!

(Crowd Chant: DEMOLITIONISTS!!!!)

Big Foot: Lightning, I may feel the bolt, but the question you have to ask yourself is this, how many bolts is it gonna take, to keep me down? You see, you can’t tame the beast. The beast, once unleashed, is almost impossible to stop. I’ve felt the bolt for 14 years, just like you’ve been getting Demolisher Bombed for 7 years. Lightning, you’re damn right when you say that at Slam Fest, 22 years of blood, sweat, and tears will be released all over the arena, and I guarantee you, and I guarantee the fans that you will not walk out of Slam Fest the same man, and you will never be the same again. This is just not no ordinary Main Event Title Match, this is family vs. family. A match that will be put down in history with Bret Hart vs. Owen Hart, Terry Funk vs. Dory Funk, then right there with them, you will have, March 31, 2001, Slam Fest, Big Foot vs. Lightning. Lightning, you’ve cornered the beast, and the only way a beast gets out of a predicament such as that, is to bite, kick, and scratch his way out, and you damn right I’m gonna fight with you, tooth and nail come Slam Fest. So Lightning, I leave you with this piece of advice, if I were you, I’d get off the train tracks, because the train’s coming through.

(Lightning and Bigfoot stand Face to Face each with a determined and straight facial expression seconds go bye)

(Ride the Lightning by Limp Bizkit blasts over the Pa as Lightning Bolts shoot out of the Entrance Ramp…………………..Seconds later……"Bigfoot" By Alcatrazz blasts over the pa….)

(Crowd Chant: DEMOLITIONISTS!!!!)

KT: Folks, we have to go to a commercial break, I hope ya’ll are getting Slam Fest on March 31, on PPV, because we could be seeing, possibly the best match ever in NFWA history starting to develop, as these family members, will square off, in a Demolionist Death Match, for the NFWA World Heavyweight Title, the richest prize in the game. I can hardly wait to see this one…wait a minute!!!!!!

PP: It's Ice Cube!!!!!!! HAHA! Get em!

KT: Ice Cube just came from the back..OH! He just hit Lightning in the head with that leg of lamb!!!!!!!!!

PP: HAHAHA! That was pretty! Get em…NO!

KT: Big Foot is firing back! Big Foot with right hands to the head of Ice Cube has him reeling…OH! Cube with a thumb to the eyes! I can't believe this…this is our referee for the PPV! How's he gonna be fair if he's attacking…? He's going for the Ice Breaker on Big Foot!

PP: Kevin Taylor, take a look at the real World Champ…here we go…NO!!!!!!!

KT: Big Foot caught Ice Cube's foot…he spins him around…CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube has just been planted with a chokeslam by Big Foot!!!!! What a sorry bastard Ice Cube is!

PP: He's just showing the world what's really his.

KT: Big Foot is trying to help up his cousin Lightning…WAIT!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON BIG FOOT!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON BIG FOOT!!!!!!!! Can you believe…did Lightning do that on purpose?!

PP: Of course he did! How can you accidentally attack somebody?!

KT: Big Foot was helping Lightning up…Lightning has his back turned and nailed Big Foot with the Lightning Bolt! Big Foot is down…Ice Cube is down…Lightning is headed to the back with the I-C Belt!!!!! What the hell is going on????!

****Commercial****


KT: That certainly was confrontational! Wait.. our cameras our backstage...

(Extremist is walking to the ring getting ready for his match as he is stopped by a interviewer Rosie Sanchez about his upcoming match vs. Triple H in a cell!, rosie runs up and stops him in a hurry he trys to get away but is forced to say a few words before he goes into his match-up)

RS: Extremist, Extremist, What do you expect out of Triple H tonight and do you have a plan if so what is it?

Extremist: Well, to be honest, I predict pain and suffering, that cell is gonna be a place of battle tonight get ready for war!!! I have no Plan just go in, Injure- cripple- and burn, then laugh as I have my own little bonfire- and when he is out on his feet X-tremeliner on fire through the flaming cell!!! 3 count out of it , triple H....Simply no longer the game, just game OVER!!

RS: Well, another question if I may, um...What do you think will effect you the most in this match?

Extremist:Effect, triple H, thats the first time youll every hear those 2 go together, he has no effect on me, the only effect hecan possibly have on me is my hearing when he screams at the top of his lungs from the pain like a little bitch that cant take it!!

RS: After that statement- I think u are a little overconfident, dont ya?

Extremist: Overconfident....(rosie nods)....well it dont make one damn bit of difference if I am, cuz triple H aint shit anyways and if he did put up a fight, Id just measure him up, and ruine his career for good--Game over- like i said, you step in the path of the X-tremeliner u get run right over on my path to the town of success!! Is that all rosie.....

RS: no one last thing....If u hit the X-tremliner, will u end the match or continue like u said you would?

Extremist: the X-tremliner will not be the end it wil be the beginning of a long hard night on HHH, he will feel it, and then feel the hammer and the Flames and barbed wire all at once like a ton of bricks!! I might do 2-3-4 X-tremliner in various locations, through the cage, a table, a winsheild, the mat, and so on.... hell ! your startin to piss me off how bout i give it to you ya stupid bitch!!!

RS: NO! please, I mean no harm good luck in your match and Ill look forward to seeing you again in the future!

Extremist:Whatever it takes Rosie, Ill give my heart, 110%, dont underestimate me- Warning: Triple H, dont take it lightly, or youll go down Roughly!!!!!

(Rosie runs away from Extremist in fear of recieving the offered X-tremliner, Extremist makes a bee-line for the ring u can see the intensity in his eyes he is prepared for a war, but ready for complete domination!)    

KT: Next up, we have Extremist taking on Triple H in a Hell in a Cell! I can't wait for this one!

PP: The ONLY reason that Extremist is going after The Game, is because he is afraid of Rage!

KT: Thats not true! You know as well as I do.. Rage and Extremist's fights were great! PP: Who won more?

KT: Rage...but he--

PP: UH! Not another word!

KT: Your impossible.. well, folks.. the huge steel hell in a cell is getting check out now.. and as soon as it's all good.. the match will be on it's way! The OK was given.. so lets get the show on the road!

The Extremist vs. Triple H - Hell in a Cell

("It's all about the game" hits over the PA system. Triple H steps out of the ramp, and dumps water on his head.. then walks down to the ring. "Whatever it Takes" by POD starts up.. and the Extremist walks out to a huge ovation.)

PP: I hope Triple H kicks the Extremists ass!

KT: Extremist charges The Game... misses with the clothesline.. he turns around, and connects with a fist right to HHH's face! And another.. and again! OHH! He just bashed Helmsley's face off the side of the cell! One more time! He backs him up into the corner... what is he going for? He puts him up on the top turnbuckle.. SUPERPLE--NOO! Triple H blocked it, and shoved Extremist right onto his ass! He follows through with a double axe handle that sends Extremist to his feet!

PP: Alright! Triple H with a knee drop to Extremists nose! He can break a nose with that move, ya know that, Kevin?

KT: Yep.. I know it. Triple H picks Extremist up.. he has him up like a battering ram.. what is he gon--OHH MY GOODNESS!!!! He just put Extremist through the side of the cell with that battering-ram-like maneuver!

PP: Hell yea! That shows why Triple H IS that damn good!

KT: Extremist is out of it! Triple H goes through the hole in the side of the cage. He has Extresmist up on OUR announcet table!

PP: ...caaarefull..(they knock the kool aid container over, it spills all over pete) I SAID BE CAREFULL..DAMNIT!

KT: Oh shut up! Triple H going for a pedigree!!! Backbody drop! Extremist back body dropped the game off the table! And now Extremist has a chair.. OHH! What a shot! He may have caved Triple H's skull in! And now he is climbing up the side of the cell!!!

PP: Get up, Triple H!!

KT: Somehow.. he did! He yanks on Extremists foot.. and is just pulled him down.. but he got smashed in the face with Extremists chair!! This is insane!

PP: Speaking of Insane.. he and Extremist just formed another alliance! Rampage!!! Lets just hope Insane keeps his nose out of this match...

KT: Well, the two superstars are back in the ring, but Extremist still has that chair! He sets it up in the middle of the ring... double arm DDT onto the chair!

PP: Triple H is getting his ass handed to him as of late!

KT: You can say that again!

PP: Triple H is getting his ass han--

KT: I WAS KIDDING! Damn retard! Extremist runs HHH off the ropes. But HHH hangs on! Belly to belly suplex on Extremist! He's back up.. hip toss! He is down.. and up! Drop toe hold!!! And Extremists face smashed off the chair! Triple H drags him to the outside.. right in front of us!

PP: He just cracked Extremists head off our table! Here Triple H.. take this! (he hands him the empty kool aid pitcher) No good to us now! '

KT: You cheap little.. OHHH! Triple H just shattered that over Extremists head! Triple H tries to throw that chair up onto the cell.. and it hits off it.. but it falls down.. take cover!!! (KT and PP dive under the table.. the chair lands right back on Triple H.. knocking him out)

PP: That dumb fuck (they get back to their normal positions) He could have hurt ME.. but he took out himself!!!

KT: Well, Extremist is up.. he is bleeding.. but he is up! And he climbs the cage!!! Triple H is out! Extremist is on the cage waiting.. we'll be back after this!!!

**** A commercial plays hyping SlamFest and NFWA X-Tra. ****

PP: Triple H is finally up! And he starts the sloow climb up...

KT: Oh hurry up!

PP: Shut the hell up, Kevin!

KT: FINALLY! He gets up there!! Extremist has him by the hair.. LOW BLOW!!! What a cheap move!!!!!

PP: IT STILL WORKED!!!

KT: Whats he going to do?? Don't tell me... He's going to try and pedigree him off the cell!!!! Don't do it!!! Whew! Extremist pulls Triple H's feet.. and makes him bash his head off the cell! He has him up.. what the..

KT & PP: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!

(crowd chants, "holy sh*t, holy sh*t...)

KT: THE EXTREMIST JUST POWERBOMBED TRIPLE H OFF THE CELL THROUGH THE YAKOSTANIZIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE BELOW!!!!! THE GAME MAY BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

PP: I never knew we had a Yakostanizian announce table!

KT: YA DO NOW!!! Extremist climbs down the cage.. and rolls HHH in the ring.... X-stream-liner!!!!! This one is over...1...2...3...

Announcer: Here is your winner-The Extremist!!!!!

KT: That was a great match.. both competitiors putting it on the line.. but in the end it was that HUGE powerbomb to make Extremist win! Paramedics are checking on HHH outside.. but whats this... Bozo Da Klown is running down to the ring!

PP: Whats this nut doing???

KT: He has that tazor.. OHH! He just zapped the Extremist!!! Two.. three.. FOUR TIMES!!! Enough is enough.. Bozo.. stop it already! Now he's dragging him to the top of the cell! Good god!!!! Bozo is nuts!!!

PP: HE'S A CLOWN!!! Geez!!

KT: DVD THROUGH THE CELL!!! OH MAN!! EXTREMIST IS GETTING TAKEN OUT BY A CRAZY CLOWN!!!! Another shot with the tazor...NO LAUGHING MATTER!! BOZO HAS IT HOOKED!!!! Extremist is screaming in pain and security takes him off.. and he just zapped them too!!!

Bozo: It dosn't matter! I will do what I want for tonight.. because I am going to QUIT!!! Once I leave this building NFWA will never see me again! Firestorm can kiss my rosy red ass!!!

KT: He put that move back on Extremist!

("My Way" by Limp Bizkit hits.. Rage runs down to the ring with a sledgehammer...)

PP: It's Rage!!!!!

KT: Rage with a shot to the head of Bozo with that sledgehammer!!! And again!!!! Oh my god! He must have caved his skull in!!! And now to the ribs!!! He is snapping the ribs of Bozo!!!! Extremist gets up.. Rage with a shot to the gut of Extremist.. TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!!!

Rage: Bozo.. get the fuck outta here....(he rolls out screaming as EMTS take him away). Extremist.. you want to be with me and Ice Cube? YOU MAKE ME SICK, BITCH! See..(kicks Extremist in the head) Me and Cube only associate with good wrestlers.. and since we are the only too here..your out of luck!!!

PP: So.. that means Extremist WON'T be teamin with Rage and Ice Cube?

KT: Exactly!!! Rage with that big piece of the cage.. that Extremist was DVD'd through.. he just smashed Extremist with it!!! ("My Way" hits.. and Rage walks to the back. Suddenly a huge flare goes off over the ring. When the flare goes away, the Rock is standing in the ring over Triple H)

PP and KT: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! THE ROCK IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PP: How many times is this asshole gonna keep…wait!!!!!! He's hurt!!!!!

KT: The Rock just grabbed Triple H…RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOCK BOTTOM!!!!!!! The Game is down!!!!!! The Rock just got a piece of Triple H!!!!!!!

PP: This is the biggest pile of goat piss I've ever seen!!!!!!!

KT: The Rock has attacked, Rage has attacked, fans, the I-C Title match is next! Don't go away!!!!!!!!

****Commercial****

PP: Why don't you shut up and call the match?!

KT: Firestorm tosses Lightning back into the ring…look out on the floor!

PP: Watch is Prez…OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

KT: Panther just decapitated Prez Firestorm with that chair! I swear he literally decapitated him!!!!!!! And we've got the LOD attacking Panther on the outside…GX is over there to help out…it's absolute chaos on the floor!!!!!!!!! Referee Jim Jonathan is out to the floor now…he's trying to stop all of the chaos on the floor…

PP: OH! Did you see that??!

KT: The ref just got decked with a stray right hand and he went down!!!!!! Back in the ring look at KV work over Lightning in the corner!!!!!! Irish whip…OH!!!!!!! Lightning bounces hard off of the buckle!!!!!!! The champion is in trouble…boot to the stomach by KV…PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PP: He just snapped Lightning's pencil neck like a twig!

KT: Well what is it, jackhole?! A pencil or a twig?!

PP: It's about to be my foot in your ass if you don't shut the hell up and stop ruining the Pittsburgh Pete show!

KT: Lightning is down…KV is climbing the ropes…guillotine leg drop!!!!! Right on the back of Lightning's neck! He rolls him over…there's no ref!!!!!

PP: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

KT: Watch you're mouth! We're on FOX! KV may have had the title won right there…look at the frustration on that man's face!

PP: Uh oh! Look at the glove on that man's hand, Taylor!

KT: OH! Hell no! He can't bring that thing into the match! Scarlet KV has that hand blade! He's gonna stab Lightning again!

PP: HAHA! Last time he took out his knee, this time I hope he slices off that fat head of his and plays basketball with it!

KT: The ref is out on the floor…nobody's gonna…

PP: It's Big Foot!

KT: Big Foot just rolled into the ring…BIG BOOT!!!!!! Scarlet KV has just been floored!!!!!!!!

PP: What a cheater!!!!!!

KT: He just saved his cousin's life right there!

PP: Hell, if my cousin did to me what Lightning did to Big Foot earlier, not only would I let him die, I'd probably kill him myself! What kinda worthless bastard is this Big Foot?!

KT: He's a man of intergrety! Big Foot is checking on his cousin…oh no! KV is coming up behing the world champ with that hand blade…look out….

PP: Cut his ass! Cut him!!!!!

KT: Big Foot caught KV's arm!!!! He's trying to fight off the hand blade…Lightning is back up!!!!!!

PP: He's a backfighter! Damn it! Watch it Scarlet!!!!!

KT: Lightning charges in on KV…WHOA!!!!! He accidentally nailed Big Foot again…BIG FOOT WITH A RIGHT HAND ON LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!!!!!

PP: HAHA!!!!!!

KT: Big Foot hit Lightning…Lightning strikes back…OH!!!!!! KV with a knee to the back of Lightning and he just hit heads with Big Foot…schoolboy by Scarlet KV…referee Steph Jenkins is out here…1…2…3!!!!!!!!!!

PP: (Singing) Do you believe in magic?!

KT: Shut up!!!!!!! This is horrible!!!!

PP: Lightning just got his AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS….BEAT!!!!!!! Long live Scarlet KV!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: The Posse/LOD are leaving with Scarlet KV…look at Firestorm carrying the new champ on his shoulders! What a no good, lousy piece of garbage that KV is…

PP: Don't hate, my brother! KV just wrestled the match fair and square! It was that reject freak Lightning who had to have outside interference, and guess what, it backfired!!!!!!! HA!

KT: GX is in the ring…Big Foot looks pissed! Lightning looks pissed too.

PP: They're gonna fight, Kevin! They're gonna fight!!!!!!

KT: Lightning and Big Foot are nose to nose…Panther is trying to get in there to hold back Big Foot, Diamond and Blade are talking to Lightning!

PP: I can see it, Vince! GX dies tonight! I know it!

KT: We've got a situation in the ring…WHOA!!!!!! Big Foot just shoved Panther down…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING JUST HIT THE LIGHTNING BOLT ON BIG FOOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! Pete…I don't think it was an accident that time!!!!!!

PP: No shit it wasn't an accident!!!!!!! Lightning just KO'd his cuz!!!!

KT: Lightning is headed to the back…what does this mean?! Is GX dead?! Are the demolitionists no more????