VJ: Well…Lightning having some words for T Money…and watch Stevo…OH!!!! Lightning misses with the chairshot---PSYKOTONATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DD: WHAT?!

VJ: PSYKOTONATOR BY STEVO! THAT CHAIR KNOCKED RIGHT BACK INTO THE FACE…THE COVER…HE'S GOT THE TIGHTS…AND HE'S GOT THE ROPES…. 1…2…3!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

DD: WHOOOO WHOOO!!!! Can you say TRIPLE CHAMPION VINCE?!

VJ: We…

DD: NO YOU CAN'T! CUZ YOU'RE AND ILLITERATE JACKASS AND YOU SUCK!!!!!!

VJ: Psyko Stevo…Lightning took his eyes off the ball for just one second…hey wait a minute! T Money and Desires headed out to the ring now! T Money…he's got that damn sledgehammer again!!!! T…damn it…Lightning…LOOK OUT---OH!!!!!

DD: HAHA!!! T Money with a hard shot to the ribs of Lightning!!!!! And another one!!!!! T Money…Darkest Desires…and Psyko Stevo!!! Black Blood is mugging the former I-C Champion in the ring!

VJ: What the hell…who keeps doing that?! What is that noise!

VJ: What the hell is that?! Four days?! What is that supposed to mean?! What's going on?!?!?!?!?!

(The IHG opening video/theme song plays as the camera opens up to the Coliseum as numerous red and, white and green pyro explosions go off by the new IHG set. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "WE WORSHIP THE DEVIL!", "WE WORSHIP SATAN!!!!" "WE WORSHIP MR. I-C TITLE", and "PEPSI!!!". The camera cuts down to ringside, where Kevin Taylor and Pittsburgh Pete are seated)

KT: Ladies and gentlemen…we're live from the Tingley Coliseum!!! Albuquerque, New Mexico…welcome to In High Gear! Pittsburgh Pete and Kevin Taylor here, and all I've gotta say is that it's about damn time we got back on the air!

PP: Yeah Kevin. And by the way, I saw the kinda disrespect that asshead Vince Johnson and my no good cousin Delaware Dave gave you on Friday Night! Now I don't like you, but they were dead wrong!

KT: Damn right they were! It's not like I get any respect here in the NFWA anyway, but I'm not here to bitch! I'm here to call the action and what a night it's gonna be! Last Friday night, we saw Lightning lose the NFWA I-C Title to Psyko Stevo, who is now…I guess you could call a triple champion! Well right here tonight, Lightning will attempt to redeem himself, when he goes 1 on 1 with the True Thug Staks…in a First Blood match!

PP; Yeah, how many times does old bolt breath hafta get his ass kicked before he realizes he's a has been?

KT: Well tonight, should be a great night! We've also got a Toughman Title match scheduled for you, as T Money defends his title against none other than Blaze!

PP: Yeah…and Kevin…what the hell was that crap at the end of FNS?! That 4 days crap?!

KT: Well…I'm really not sure, but folks…4 Days are now up…is something gonna go down tonight?! Is…

KT: What the…what on Earth is that?! What the hell is gonna happen tonight?!

PP; I dunno, but this is some spooky sh*t! Quick…SOMEBODY CALL THE GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!

KT: Will you get real?!

KT: "What the hell is this idiot talking about now?"

PP: "How dare you trash talk about Staks! He is the TRUE thug!"

KT: "Well look at that, Kammy and Diamond are both stomping a mudhole on Staks right there in the middle of the ring!"

PP: "Fight back Staks! Hey um Kevin... aren't there supposed to be FIVE people in this match?"

KT: "Yea, well it looks Staks started the match without Implaer and Max Pain, and now he's paying the price! Kammy and Diamond are doing a number on Staks... OHHHH Double DDT! And now Kammy and Diamond are squaring off in the ring, nose to nose!"

(Max Pain and Impaler run out from the curtains and slide under the ropes...)

PP: "Bout time these guys showed up!"

KT: "Big shot to the face of Diamond by Impaler... wow, HUGE clothesline on Kammy by Max Pain."

PP: "Pfft, Max Pain... What kinda loser name is that?"

KT: "What kinda loser name is Pittsburg Pete?"

PP: "Wow, what form on that neckbreaker by Diamond.. she just sent Impaler flying into the ropes!"

KT: "Look at Kammy! Kammy just dropkicked Impaler and sent him flying right over the top rope! What a move by Kammy! Impaler has been eliminated by a Black Blood member!"

Impaler has been eliminated from the rumble

PP: "Wow, he got eliminated by a girl... UN-BE-LEIVELABLE!"

KT: "Unbelivelable? That's a new one for you Pete... Wow, Staks and Max Pain are going at it! Kammy and Diamond are also going at it! Who do you think is gonna come out on top of this match Pete? I got my money on Diamond, she's so resilant!"

PP: "I got my money on the TRUE Thug, Staks..."

KT: "Wow, Diamond with a BULLDOG on Staks! Staks head just bounced off the mat!"

PP: "Get up Staks! Get up!"

KT: "Max Pain sees that Staks is down! Kammy is hammering Diamond with strong rights and lefts in the corner! Max Pain picks Staks up over his shoulders... Max Pain is gonna try to eliminate the true thug! Max Pain is running towards the ropes...."

PP: "What a reversal by Staks! GOOOOOO Staks!"

KT: "Staks just broke free from the grasps of Max Pain and Max's momentum along with a push by Staks just propelled Max Pain over the top rope! That was an AMAZING move!"

Max Pain has been eliminated from the rumble

PP: "And then there were three... Look at that! Staks is pointing and laughing at Max Pain! I love this guy Staks, he's SOOOO cool!"

KT: "Diamond doesn't love it, Diamond is gonna try to knock Staks out of the ring! Ohhhh Staks saw it coming from the Megatron and ducked! Diamond bounces off the ropes...."

PP: "BIGGGGGGG Back-body drop by Staks that just decimated Diamond, Diamond is struggling to get up! Kammy is advancing on Staks now, Kammy went for the right hand by Staks caught it and... OH MY GOD! Full Nelson Slam by Staks! Kammy and Diamond are down! Kammy and Diamond are down! GOOOO STAKS!"

KT: "Staks is trying to sieze this oppertunity, Staks just picked up Diamond... oh my god, Panther is gonna flip if he hears that this street urchin Staks touched his wife!"

PP: "Staks is gonna toss Diamond over the top ropes! Wait a second... Staks just picked Diamond up over his head! Staks is bench pressing Diamond! What are you doing Staks! Toss her out of the ring and win your belt!"

KT: "Looks like Staks is trying to show off the for crowd... he really should keep focused on the matchup. HOLY SHIT! Out of nowhere Kammy just speared Staks! Staks just went flying off the ropes, and Diamond landed on her feet!! DIAMOND DROP! Diamond just connected with the Diamond Drop on Staks!"

PP: "Oh no! Get up Stakers! Look at that witch Kammy, she is trying to pick up Staks! Get off of him you whore!"

KT: "Kammy doesn't see Diamond behind her... Diamond just tapped Kammy on the shoulder... DIAMOND DROP! Kammy just recieved the Diamond Drop the moment she turned around, she didn't even see it coming! Now both Staks and Kammy are out cold, Diamond might have this won!"

Driver: I'm sorry Mr. Kerrboski…

Kerrboski: Sorry?! Sorry?! Do you realize who we are?! I am a World Class Athlete! He is a SUPERstar! Together, we are World Class Superstars, and we deserve…10 times better than this…this…what kinda vehicle is this, anyway?!

DJP: Kerrboski, Kerrboski! Calm down, buddy! Tonight…is gonna be a night of celebration!

Kerrboski: (Brief silence) Yeah…you're right!

DJP: I always am!

Kerrboski: Yeah…this night is way too important to let a…a…NOBODY like him ruin it!

DJP: Truer words were never spoken!

Kerrboski: Yeah…let's go! We've got a big night ahead of us!

DJP: This night is gonna rule!!!!!

Diamond: Damn it…Panther…I'M SICK OF THIS CRAP!!!!

Panther: Di…

Diamond: I dunno what this thing is…(sighs) this is the 2^nd match that thing has cost me! What the hell is that, Panther?!?!!?

Panther: I don't know!! Why the hell you asking me?!

Diamond: (Shocked) What's your problem?

Panther: (Brief silence) Nothing. I…I'm sorry. I just…I just got a lot on my mind.

Diamond: Well…like what?

Panther: Nothing you need to be worrying about.

Diamond: Well…is there something you need to tell me?

Panther: (Sighs) Di…no.

Diamond: Panther…I'm your wife. If something's bothering you, you can tell me.

Panther: (Sighs) Well…aight.

Diamond: What's that?

Panther: (Hands the paper to Diamond) I've been getting stuff like that all day long.

Diamond: (Reading the paper)

Panther: (Beginning to pace) And it's not just that. I've been getting these f*cking messages on my voicemail and sh*t…since Friday night, really.

Diamond: Who sent this?

Panther: I don't know.

Diamond: (Puts her hand on Panther's shoulder) Well…just…don't worry about it. I'm sure it's nothing.

Panther: Yeah…well…if you say so.

KT: "Well we are set for a Women's Title matchup between Darkest Desires and Devil and wow is there a lot of history between these two. Who do you think is gonna win Pete?"

PP: "Well I gotta say, I think that the fans are the real winners in this one... they get to see these two beautiful ladies going at it, I think that Darkest Desires has the slight edge though, being that she is the champ..."

(The lights go out, "The Way You Like It" by Adema hits over the PA system, and the crowd boos loudly as Darkest Desires walks out onto the stage. She is wearing her Women's Title around her waist. The lights turn a mixture of purple and red as she walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring and glares evily at the enterance ramp in anticipation of Devil's enterance. Suddenly flames shoot out all over the enteranceway and Desires takes a step back in fighting position. Out of the crowd though comes Devil, she slides into the ring and waits of Darkest Desires to take off her Women's Title and when she does...)

KT: "Devil with a BIG shot to the face! She's wasting no time getting this match started! Kick to the midsection... another kick to the midsection... ONE MORE kick to the midsection and Desires is out on her feet!

PP: "WOW! The ringside is covered with fire! And this match is officially under way. Desires is still out on her feet and Devil performs a hellatious DDT! Did you see Desires head bounce off the mat?"

KT: "That was a hell of a move, and now Devil is trying to push Desires into the fire! If she catches Desires on fire this match is over Pete!"

PP: "Fight it Darkest! Fight it!"

KT: "Desires just grabbed Devils arm and flipped her to the ground! Devil just landed inches from that fire! Now both competitors are up, Devil comes running at Desires and Desires preforms an excellently executed drop toe hold that sends Devil's face bouncing off the mat."

PP: "Great move by the women's champ, who is also a member of Black Blood, the most powerful stable in the NFWA!"

KT: "Oh would you shut your mouth up about Black Blood, I'm so sick of hearing about them, they are just a bunch of no talent assclowns.. Kinda like that idiot The Rocker."

PP: "Right... well back to the match, Desires and Devil are trading right hands, this one is a barn burner! Literally!"

KT: "Devil with a right hand! Desires with a right hand! OH, Desires just raked the eyes of Devil! What a cheater."

PP: "Hey, moves like that seperate champions from losers. Desires is undefeated, how dare you critize her!"

KT: "Desires followes up that rake to the eyes with a whip to the ropes, Devil comes off the ropes and Desires is going for a POWERSLAM, but Devil slid under her legs, Devil propels herself off the ropes now and BIG CLOTHESLINE on the womens champ! Desires is holding the side of her head, there was a lot of impact in that move!"

PP: "Get up Desires! Oh my, Devil is stomping a mudhole in Darkest Desires! This isn't fair!"

KT: "Devil picks up Desires, Devil is gonna try to toss her into the fire! Oh my god, Devil could kill Desires if she tosses her into that fire! Those flames are five feet high!"

PP: "Get out of there Desires! Desires is fighting the hold! Desires slips out from the grasps of Devil and Devil goes bouncing hard off the ropes, Desires catches Devil and... NECKBREAKER! Wow, the impact of that neckbreacker almost sent Devil flying over the top rope."

KT: "Desires is gonna try to toss Devil out now! Desires walking over to Devil, Devil trying to get up to her feet... Kick to the ribs of Devil, and another one! She might break one of Devils ribs Pete."

PP: "Go Desires! Your my hero!"

KT: "What about Psyko Stevo?"

PP: "Hey, he's Deleware Dave's hero! OHHHH, another kick to the ribs by Desires, this match might be over!"

KT: "Desires is waiting for Devil to get up... Devil is up agianst the turnbuckle, Desires with a kick to the midsection and here goes Darkest Desires, Desires has Devil set up for a... SUPERPLEX!!! SUPERPLEX by the Women's Champ! This one could be over if Desires can get Devil into the fire."

PP: "Yea, but that move took quite a bit out of Desires as well... Desires is down, she hit the back of her head hard against that mat. Who is gonna make it up first? This has been a GREAT match!"

KT: "Desires is rising to her feet, Devil is up! What the! A fan just tossed Devil something... what the hell does Devil have? Whatever Devil has, she just put it on her head.. and Desires has no idea what is happening!"

PP: "Desires is up now, Desires is charging at Devil... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"

(The fans get up on their feet and start to boo as a fireball goes flying right into the face of Darkest Desires.)

KT: "Devil just shot Desires in the face with that fireball! Why the hell did she do that? Desires is rolling on the mat clutching her eyes!"

PP: "Disqualify Devil, do it now Stephanie Jenkins!"

KT: "She can't, this is a no DQ type match! Devil is standing in the ring laughing... OH NO! Desires is rolling around the ring screaming and Desires just rolled herself right into that fire! Desires arm is caught on fire... This match is over..."

The winner of this match, by lightning their opponent on fire... and your NEW NFWA Women's Champion.... DEVIL!

KT: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT FOLKS?!?!?! WE HAVE A BRAND NEW NFWA WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!!

PP: BULL PISS!!!

KT: DEVIL HAS DEFEATED DARKEST DESIRES!!! DEVIL HAS WON THE MATCH!!!! BLACK BLOOD IS DEAD!!!! OH YES THEY ARE…

PP: Hey wait a minute, pissant! First of all, that right there was illegal use of a flaming object! Second, SHE CHEATED!!!

KT: This is the (static)----hell is do…(static) we…

Diamond: Panther…(Panther ignores her) Will you…will you calm down?! Panth…(grabs him by the hand)

Panther: Di…

Diamond: Look, I know you're upset but you've gotta remember you're still not 100%!

Panther: I'm fine!

Diamond: You've got a concussion!

Panther: Diamond… I don't back down from a fight! Concussion or not, and I'm not gonna sit back and let somebody…

Diamond: Panther, sweetie, I don't want you to get hurt…

Firestorm: Hey Panther, Diamond…where's Stevo?

Panther: I dunno.

Firestorm: Well if you find him…that f*cking bastard stole the NFWA Tag Team Titles right outta my office, the f*cking whore! Are you gonna let him get away with that, Panther?!

Panther: Look…

Firestorm: NO!!! You can't let him get away with that! We can't let him get away with it! We gotta show him that you don't f*ck with the NFWA and live! Ain't that right?! Panther…

Panther: HEY! I DON'T GIVE A F*CK ABOUT STEVO! F*CK HIM! F*CK THE TAG TITLES! AND F*CK YOU!

Diamond: Storm…he didn't mean it. He's just under some stress right now…PANTHER!!! Wait a minute!! PANTHER!!!

KT: "Well we are set for Staks and Lightning to go at it... there is a lot of bad blood between these two."

PP: "Kinda like between you and The ROcker?"

KT: "Shut the hell up Pete, you know what I gotta say about The Rocke...."

DING DING DING

KT: "This one is underway, and both men collide, Staks goes for a right, but Lightning blocked it... Lightning with a right hand of his own, and another, and another... Staks is backed up to the turnbuckle where Lightning goes for a boot to the midsection but Staks dodges it.. Wow, fast start to this matchup."

PP: "There is a lot of bad blood between these guys... WOW! Lightnings leg was caught up in the ropes and Staks just dropped down all his weight on it... Lightning's leg is hurting bad... Staks might have broke his leg! He's the TRUEEEE thug!"

KT: "Lightning is struggling to get to his feet now... Staks with a front flip legdrop on Lightning! What a great move. Staks is up on the turnbuckle now motioning for a title around his waist. He better stay focused on his match..."

PP: "Yes he had better stay focused... Lightning is a very dangerou.... OH MY! Lightning with a dropkick to the back of Staks' knee, Staks just collapsed down onto that turnbuckle, and now I think Staks' knee is hurt as well!"

KT: "Lightning is staying on the offensive... Lightning is on top of Staks now, strong right handed shots... Lightning is trying to draw first blood!"

PP: "Someone get Lightning off of Staks! Ouch! Staks just moved his head out of the way and Lightning just punched down hard right onto that unforgiving ring, thats just the oppertunity Staks was looking for... Staks pushing Lightning off of him."

KT: "Lightning is up against the ropes... Staks with a huge dropkick! That dropkick just sent Lightning to the outside of the ring! Staks is hot in pursuit too!"

PP: "What the hell are these guys gonna do next? Staks is prowling around the ringside area.. Staks just picked up a chair! One shot from that steel chair might bust Lightning wide open and win Staks this matchup!"

KT: "Staks cocks that chair back... OH MY GOD! Lightning ducked! Lightning ducked! Staks just wrapped that chair around the steel post. Staks is in shock and Lightning wastes no time getting back on the offensive, kick to the midsection, and another... and another! Lightning is setting up Staks for a... POWERBOMB through the MEXICAN ANNOUNCE TABLE! That move might have broke Staks in half!"

PP: "What the hell is Lightning doing? Lightning is climbing back in the ring... Stay focused on your match Lightning!"

Stevo: "Hey Kammy, congrats on the win! Do you think I might be able to take the Light Heavyweight Title out to dinner on Thrusday to celebrate?"

Kammy: "Um, I'm kinda busy right now..."

Stevo: "Pleaaaaaseeeeeee!!!!"

KT: "I don't think Lightning knows that this match is still going on... Psyko Stevo's presense on the Panthertron has totally ruined his game plan..."

PP: "Referee Ralph Ericson is checking up on Staks... The ref is calling for the match to continue... Staks is getting up to his feet now.. Referee Ericson just tapped Lightning on the shoulder, I dont think that Lightning can believe it! Ligthning thought he had this match won!"

KT: "Lightning is in shock! Well that look of shock is gone now as Lightning just connected with a baseball slide right to the jaw of Staks! And look at Lightning he is unloading on Staks with a barrage of right hands right ot the face... Staks better get his guard up or he is gonna get busted open!"

PP: "Lightning is infuriated! He really wants to finish this one off... Lightning is walking over to the steel chair... Staks is out on his feet, Ligthing grabs the chair and... STAKS WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK! The chair just went flying right off the skull of Lightning!

KT: "What the hell! Staks just knocked over one of our cameramen and picked up one of those heavy cameras, those things weigh at least a hundred pounds! Camera shot to the face! Lightning is busted wide open! Lightning just lost to the TRUUUEEEE thug Staks! What an upset!"

DING DING DING

PP: HAHAHA!!!! What about that, Taylor?!

KT: Staks…what an amazing upset…and look at Lightning! He's in shock! He can't believe it!

PP: Hold on, hold on! I've been waiting for this for years…(climbs upon the announce table) HEY LIGHTNING!!!! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

KT: Lightning still in disbelief about that one, and damn it, give credit where credit is due to Staks!

PP: He don't need credit, Kevin! He's got cash!!! Lotsa cash! AND LIGHTNING'S ASS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

KT: I'm gonna…I'm gonna see if I can get a word with Lightning in a moment…these 2 men waged an incredible war…and Lightning…man!

PP: I can't believe these idiots here in Albuquerque! How dare they call Lightning an asshole?! If anything, he's a pisshole, but not an asshole! No, that's just plain wrong!

KT: Lightning…(crowd boos) Lightning…(more boos) CAN YOU SHOW SOME RESPECT PLEASE?! I'M TRYING TO CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW HERE!!!! (The crowd boos die down) Now Lightning…(sighs) it seems…it seems almost as if we've been here before…as a matter of fact, we seem to be coming here a lot more often. I mean…week after week you come out here and do the same old spiel! The lightning bolts shoot down from the ceiling…you walk down the ramp full of piss and vineagar…vineagar and piss, stamp up the ring stairs ready for FIST AND FIRE…and then proceed to get the holy duck crap kicked outta ya! Now…(crowd boos)…

PP: HAHA!!! Kevin Taylor…TELLING IT LIKE IT IZZZZZ BABY!!!!

KT: Hey…you don't hafta like it, but ya can't deny that it is the truth! Lightning…since your return at Overkill…you've been on the losing end a helluva lot more than you've been on the winning end! I mean…remember, it wasn't that long ago when the thought of you losing 2 Pay-Per-View matches in a row was something that was…unheard of! It was shocking! Nowadays, the only shocking thing around here is you going five minutes without getting someone's foot shoved up your ass!!

PP: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! It's true!!! It's soooo true!!! Go get him Kevin!!!!

KT: I mean…geez…in the span of 3 month you've gone from the ICON of the NFWA to…well…well…Barry Horowitz..version 2.0! (Lightning advances on him) wait a minute, guy! Hey…I'm just trying to do my job here! Calm down a minute…calm down! (Lightning turns to the crowd) Now…Sparky…(flashes a smile) a couple of months ago I asked you this same question…and I took one hell of an asswhooping for it, and quite frankly, Lightning…that hurt me!!! Not physically…I mean really, you just got your ass whooped by Staks…that just goes to show---(Lightning turns) WAIT WAIT!!!! You didn't hurt me physically…but you hurt me emotionally, damn it! Because I was trying to do what any true broadcast journalist would do…and that's get to the bottom line…and quite frankly, the response I got from you was complete and utter disrespect…it was unprofessional…it hurt my feelings! But unlike you, Lightning…I am a tough man! I'm strong! I can take pain! So once again…being the most resilient, most respected announcer in this biz I'm gonna ask you that question again! So…Lightning…after getting your ass beat once again…BY STAKS…(smiles) tell me…don't you think that makes you…a HAS BEEN?! Don't you think it's about time for you to…hang em up?!

KT: Now Lightning…I know you've never been all that bright, so being the man that I am…I'm gonna answer it for you! And in the process, Lightning…I am gonna do for you what nobody else could do! Nobody! Not Panther! Not Ice Cube! Not Killa! Not Big Foot!!! What NOBODY could do…and that's tell you the truth, you son of a bitch!!!! (Pauses for crowd reaction) Now…should you retire? Should you do yourself and the whole world the favor leaving the NFWA once and for all…(smiles) the answer is YES!!!! (LOUD BOOS) GOOOD…GOD!!!! YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

PP: HAHA…I can't believe Taylor just said---OOOOOH!!!!!! WHOO…I…oh my…HE JUST SLAPPED LIGHTNING!!! TAYLOR JUST SLAPPED…oh no, Kevin!!! RUN!!! RUN!!! OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my…I can't believe what we're seeing here!!! Kevin Taylor just slapped Lightning, and he's paying for it here! Kevin's payin---OH!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!

Diamond: Panther…would you just…

Panther: Let me go!

Diamond: Panther…you've got a concussion! I don't want…you remember what happened to me!

Panther: Di…

Diamond: I don't want you to end up like I did! Please, just stay back here!!!

Panther: (On the phone) Hello?

Diamond: Panther…Panther…who was that?!?!!

Panther: 4 DAYS!!!!!!! (Crowd pops) SHUT UP!!! It's been 4 DAYS since the greatest night of my life! 4 DAYS since Diamond and I were married on FNS!!! (Slight cheers) And as happy as I was Friday night…as great as that night was for me…for the last 4 DAYS I've been getting anonymous threats!!! I've been getting calls on my cell! Day in! Day out! And damn it, I've been trying to ignore it, but it's just gone too far, damn it! So…

KT: Excuse me!!!! (LOUD boos from the crowd) Mr. Panther…Mr. CEO, but I've got a bone to pick with you!!! See…I dunno if you noticed…I know you and your…(chuckles) "wife" were back there in the back doing whatever the hell it is that you 2 freaks do…BUT I JUST GOT MY ASS KICKED OUT HERE!!!!!! (Crowd cheers) Yeah…that's right! Once again one of your wrestlers has put their hands on me, and damn it, Panther, I am sick and tired of it!!!! I AM NOT A WRESTLER!!!! I AM A BROADCAST JOURNALIST!!!! I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THE NFWA'S PUNCHING BAG!!!!! I AM A HUMAN BEING, DAMN IT! I AM A…(Crowd chants "Asshole, asshole") Panther…if you could just take your head outta that slut Diamond's crotch for 5 damn minutes, you would see that the NFWA is falling apart all around you! Riffraff like Lightning, Ice Cube, Magdra, Staks…they're running wild around here! They're destroying the fed while you and that bitch gallivant around the place having the time of your lives! I LOVE THE NFWA TOO MUCH TO SEE THAT HAPPEN, DAMN IT! SO WAKE UP…PUNISH LIGHTNING NOW! MAKE AN EXAMPLE OUT OF HIM NOW…OR ELSE!!!!

PP: OOOOH!!!!!!!! (Crowd goes crazy in the background) PANTHER CUTTER ON TAYLOR!!!! THE CEO HAS JUST LAID OUT…LOOK AT DIAMOND!!!! DIAMOND KICKING…damn! Kevin can't buy a break tonight!

PP: Now what's this? Wha…I don't have a partner right now…so I guess this really is the Pittsburgh Pete show…but what the hell is this?! We've got those guys in suits out here again…what the hell are they doing here?

Panther: (To the suits) Listen…I dunno who you guys are…or why you're here…but you had best watch your asses, cuz I'm fixing to make that ass whooping Di gave you at Total Annihilation look like…(One of the suits hands him a sheet of paper)

PP: Wha…what the hell is that?

Suit: Mr. Panther…you do not know who we are? Well allow me to introduce ourselves. We are representatives of an online web hosting company Angelfire…a company which hosts the NFWA, is that not correct, Mr. Panther?

Panther: Yeah…that's right, what about it?

Suit: Well…we at Angelfire have been monitoring the activity of the NFWA for quite some time, and quite frankly…what we've seen on your programming…well…doesn't exactly go along with the image this company would like to present. (Pulls out a clipboard) We have noticed a lot of lewd content over the past few months. Strong sexual overtones from commentators such as Delaware Dave…public nudity! Deplorable language! Epithets and insults of the most obscene kind…both racial and sexual! The promotion of tabacco and tabacco related products! The out and out promotion of guns and drug paraphernalia! Mr. Panther, this is a VILE…disgusting product that you present to an audience that consists mostly of children…young Americans and to be quite frank with you…after 2 years of your crap, we're not going to tolerate it anymore!!!! So Mr. Panther…just to make this perfectly clear, either you can comply with our demands…or we will simply be forced to wipe the NFWA out of existence. Period.

Diamond: Now look here…NFWA has been a little wild over the years…and we can get outta control. I'm not gonna deny that! But sir…with all due respect, we don't do anything that half these other feds around here aren't doing. We're actually tame compared to some of the feds you find out there, so why would you wanna pick on us?

Suit: Ma'am…once again. Either you can meet our demands…or unfortunately we will be forced to shut you down!

Panther: (Smirks) Shut us down?! Is that right?

Suit: Yessir.

Panther: You and what army?

Tina: Well…well…WELL!!!! (Crowd boos) Sorry I couldn't make it to the wedding…but (sighs)…I dunno, I just couldn't do a THING with my hair! (Smiles) Now Panther…I know that you're the…brightest mind in the game and all…but just to spell things out for you and that bimbo you call a wife…I am the NEW Senior Vice President of Internet Operations at Angelfire…and ya know what that means P-Diddy?! Papacita?! (Laughs) It means that as of right now…I HAVE POWER OVER YOU!!!!!! (Crowd boos) Ya heard that?! With the snap of my fingers…as fast as you ended my career here in the NFWA I could whip this sorry excuse for a fed off the face of the planet!! (Crowd boos)

PP: Oh no…wait a minute. I…is she serious?

Tina: That's right, Panther! (Gets up in Panther's face) Panther…I loved you…I cared about you…and you broke my heart. And Panther…if there's one thing you don't do, it's trifle with the affections of a woman…especially if that woman happens to be the SUPERWOMAN of professional wrestling!! So now, Panther…I am back…and with God as my witness I am going to make your life a living hell!!! It started with this…(holds up the crowbar) it started with this at Total Annihilation…and if you're not careful, it's gonna end with you, that bitch of yours, and each and every last one of those assholes in the NFWA locker room in the world's largest unemployment line!!! (Crowd boos) So Panther…that sheet of paper you've got in your hand…that's a list of our demands! A list of exactly what I want out of the NFWA, so you can either do what we ask…or that's it. Light's out! There will be no right way…no wrong way…(giggles) and NO NFWA!!!! Now how do you like that?!

PP: Aww man…I can't believe this. Tina…and Angelfire! I can't bele--OH MY GOSH!!!!!

PP: I can't believe he just did---OOOH! WHAT THE HE…KERRBOSKI!!!! That's Kerrboski and DJP from the crowd!!!! This…what the hell is going on here?!?!?! Kerrboski and DJP are beating the hell outta Panther…OH! Diamond's got Tina!!!! Diamond…she just got her hands on Tina…and DJP hits her from behind! It's crazy out here! The World Class Superstars are attacking Panther and Diamond! Panther and Diamond are getting the hell beat outta them…BOSKI SLAM ON PANTHER!!!!! Boski Slam…LION TAMER ON DIAMOND!!!!!! The Lion Tamer…can we get some help out here, damn it?! This is a little much!!! I like Kerrboski and DJP…but this is my job we're talking about! I can't be out on the street!

Tina: (Taps Panther on the cheek) Panther, baby…you always were a little stubborn…so I tell ya what. I'll give you a coupla days…you get your mind back in order and what not…and think about our demands. And by the way, sweetheart…honey…THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING! (Smiles)

PP: Aww man…we need some help out here for Panther and Diamond.

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Gear, Vince Johnson alongside Pittsburgh Pete. Kevin Taylor is no longer with us…

PP: He's dead, Vince?

VJ: Uh…no.

PP: Good. I think I left my Playboy in his gym bag.

VJ: (Sighs) Well…I still can't believe what we've seen tonight. Tina…the new head of Angelfire or whatever she is…and she's threatening to destroy the NFWA! I still can't believe that…if Panther doesn't comply with Tina, we could all be out of our jobs!!!

PP: We got the point, Vince!

VJ: What is Panther gonna do?!

(The lights suddenly go out and an eerie green mist creeps out of the backstage area as "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach blasts over the PA. The fans start to fill the arena with noise, lots of cheers mixed in with lots of boos as the figure of Psyko Stevo emerges from the backstage area. Psyko then staggers out from behind the curtain with FIVE Title belts, the X-Treme Title over his left shoulder, the TV over his right, the IC around his waist and a Tag Title around each leg. Psyko starts to make his way down to the announce table.)

VJ: "What in the hell is he doing? He looks like a complete goof with all those titles! He better not be coming down here, the smell alone would knock both of us out!"

(Psyko sits down with Pete and VJ and Pete gives him a headset)

PP: "Hey Stevo! Lookin good with all that gold!"

Stevo: "Do you like it? My family is growing!"

VJ: "Psyko Stevo.. Don't you realize that the police are looking for you? By stealing those titles you committed countless felonys, you could be going to jail buddy. Aren't you worried?"

Stevo: "VJ... your an idiot. If a man can get arrested for freeing his family from that prison that Firestorm had them in... Well this is a pretty sad country that we live in, now lets just call this match okay?"

PP: "Sounds good to..."

(2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and slam into the stage as "The Bloodline Anthem" blasts over the PA system. Red and blue spotlights flash over the PA system, and the crowd boos wildly as T Money walks out onto the stage with the Toughman Title over a shoulder, and the Universal Title around his waist. He walks down the entrance ramp, climbs into the ring and raises his belt into the air as the fans litter the ring with cups and any other trash they can find. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and T hands his titles over to referee Jim Jonathan. Money then grabs a mic.)

T-Money: "Yo yo, let me speak on this... Yo Blaze, I know you don't even wanna hafta fight me, so I'm gonna be real nice and I'm gonna let you stay backstage with your dick tucked in between your legs, just walk out to the curtain.. get on the mic, and admit that you the punk ass MARK that we all know you are!"

VJ: "Strong words from the Universal Champion... I don't think Blaze will back down that easily though."

(The lights go out...The fans boo their asses off as they see Blaze's video roll on the PantherTron as his new theme hits..."Revelation" by D12 hits the PA system as a pissed off Blaze walks out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring. He slides into the ring, heads over to a far turnbuckle and raises his arms into the air as the music dies down. T-Money wastes no time, hammering away at Blaze with rights to the back of the head.) <0> DING DING DING!!!

VJ: "T-Money wasting no time, he's got Blaze back up against that turnbuckle and T-Mone is absoutly manhandeling him!"

PP: "Shut up VJ. So Stevo, how does it feel to have the Universal Champion as your partner going into End Game?"

Stevo: "Well it feels pretty good... but actually I have 8 partnes going into End Game, that is.. counting T-Money! I have T-Money and then I have the IC, TV, Tag, X-Treme and T-Money Toughman and X-Treme titles all backing me up... THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN LOSE! HAHAHAA!"

VJ: "Fast paced action in the ring, T-Money with a lariet on Blaze, Blaze bounces off the ropes and... SPEAR by Blaze! Blaze is hammering away at T-Money now with rights and lefts to the forehead!"

PP: "Are you getting worried Stevo? What if T-Money loses his title here?"

Stevo: "It won't happen, I have way too much faith in T's abilities."

VJ: "The ref pulls Blaze off T and look at that, T-Money is smiling on the mat. Blaze is waiting for T to get up... Blaze goes for a short arm clothesline but T-Money ducks it and counters with a side kick to the face! Blaze is staggering now... Money Kick! T-MOney with a the MONEY KICK! Blaze went down hard to the mat!"

PP: "Haha, Blaze is such a loser!"

VJ: "I thought you and Dave were big Blaze supporters?"

PP: "Pfft, he lost to Diamond in the TV Title Tournament."

Stevo: "Haha, Diamond... what a pushover! I clobbered her in that TV Title tournament!"

PP: "Oh hell yes you did Stevo, and thank god too. I was about to retire from announcing forever if Diamond won that title!"

VJ: "Action in the ring... T-Money is firmly in control of this match... SUPLEX by Money and Blaze hits his head hard against the mat. T-Money could finish this one off any time he wants... What is he waiting for?"

Stevo: "Oh, he's just waiting for my signal. See if I go like this *Stevo waves at T*, T-Money will lock on the Harlem Deatlock and this match will be over. But I wanna see Blaze get hurt a little more."

VJ: "Looks like T-Money just saw that signal... HARLEM DEATHLOCK on Blaze! Blaze is tapping!"

Psyko: "God dammit VJ! You ruined it all!"

(Psyko Stevo tosses off his headset in frustration and knocks over VJ, Psyko then runs into the ring and starts to punch and kick Blaze as T-Money continues to apply the Deathlock. The fans start to fill the ring with litter. T-Money finally breaks the hold and the two start to walk out of the ring.)

VJ (Staggering up): "Thank god those morons are leaving..."

(Psyko Stevo suddenly looses it and T-Money tries to hold him back but Psyko slides in the ring and starts to take off all his titles. Blaze is starting to get to his feet and Psyko snaps and picks up the TV Title and smashes him across the face with it. Psyko then starts to walk away again, but turns around and sees Blaze getting up to fight once more... Psyko picks up the X-Treme Title and clocks Blaze over the face with it. He then picks up both of the Tag Titles and nails Blaze in the face with them, Psyko then grabs all his titles, IC Title on top.. and starts to walk out from the ring. Psyko then shrugs his shoulders and clobbers Blaze with ALL 5 Titles at once and T-Money hops in the ring with a mic.)

T-Money: "Yo Blaze, you damn mark.. I told your bitch ass not to step in the ring! This is what you get for enterin your bitch ass in End Game, see Psyko and I don't take kindly to competition so we're gonna use you as a little example of what we're gonna do to EACH and EVERY team out there... Kick his ass Psyko!"

(A sick look appears on the face of Psyko Stevo, T-Money then helps Blaze up and tosses him over to Psyko Stevo, Blaze hits the ropes and Stevo locks in the widowmaker, Blaze struggles for a bit but then his body goes limp from pain. T-Money walks over with his Universal Title and rubs it in Blazes face.)

T-Money: "You like that Blaze? YOu want that belt? You want it real bad I bet... Well this is all the closer you, or ANYONE backstage is gonna get to it. You hear that Cube! No one is gonna get near this god damn title, cause to do it they gots ta go through the TRUEST thug, T-Money! Finish his ass off Stevo!"

Psyko: "This is a... WARNING... to anyone who tries... toooooo STEAL my percious babies! No one... no one... no one comes near my belts and gets away with it! NO ONE! DO you hear me!!! NO OONNNEEE! The Game... This Friday... I will... END you... No more games for you... oh no, I will END you. And that is a GUARANTEE! You will NEVER get what you desire... because these belts are MINE! ALL MINE!"

(As T-Money and Psyko Stevo start to leave the ring Commish Firestorm and five police officers come out from the curtain and they look very serious.)

PP: "Oh no! Run Stevo and T! Run!"

VJ: "Looks like business is about to pick up!"

Firestorm: "Psyko Stevo, you are under arrest for breaking an entering and for theft and destruction of NFWA property. Go get em boys!"

(The police officers make their way towards T and Stevo.. Both Stevo and T-Money slide back into the ring as the fans are cheering for their arrest. Stevo accident drops the tag titles on his way into the ring and the cops swarm around it and pick them up. Psyko sees the officers touching his title and lets out an animal like scream.)

VJ: Folks…I still cannot believe it…as Psyko Stevo…(sighs) It's been a wild, crazy night here on Gear! What an unpredictable…

PP: WAIT!!!!

VJ: OH!!! Who the he…THAT'S VENOM!!!!!!

PP: Who?!

VJ: Venom!!! Venom from the crowd, and he's all over T Money!!!! He is beating the hell outta the Universal Champion!!!!

PP: Referee…POLICE!!!! HELLLP!!!!!

VJ: Venom…he's got T Money by the throat now! Venom has T Money…OHHH…THE BLOOD VAIN!!!!!!!!!!! T Money has just been planted!!!!!!

PP: Vince…don't just sit there ya lazy bum! Get his ass!!!!

VJ: Venom is escaping! T Money is down! Oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen, what a night it has been! For Pittsburgh Pete, this is Vince Johnson saying so long from Albuquerque!!!!