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Date: 12/15/01 |
Live-From Cincinnati, OH in the FirstStar Center!!! |
18,758 Fans in Attendance |
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(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and fades into the darkness. The Holiday Havok opening video/theme song plays, as the camera opens up to Cincinnati's FirstStar Center, where fans are cheering and holding up signs as white fireworks go off in the rafters, followed by red and blue pyro explosions in the ring. When the pyro stops, snow begins to fall from the rafters, and the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "Player sucks", "S", "P", "A", "R", "K", "Y", "Operation ANTI-PANTS" and "Bring back Chyna!!!". The camera cuts down to the commentary table where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave are seated) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...HAPPY HOLIDAYS, and welcome to Cleveland...welcome to the FirstStar Center, and welcome to HOLIDAY HAVOK!!!!!!! Vince Johnson here, alongside Delaware Dave and what a night it's gonna be! DD: Yeah, we've got a great card, but right now I wanna apologize for Vince Johnson to my cousin Ohio Otis! This is Cincinnati, not Cleveland, you non-geographical jackass! VJ: Well...sorry, I made a mistake! DD: yeah! So did your mother when she had your sorry ass! VJ: (Gives Dave a mean look) Great card scheduled for tonight here in Cincinnati! Tonight, we'll see the Intercontinental Champion Ice Cube go 1 on 1 with Staks in a Light's Out match!!! Those of you who saw Overkill may remember that it was Staks who attacked Rage's knee before the PPV, an attack that many say cost Rage the Universal Title... DD: Stop making excuses, Johnson! Everybody who saw the show knows that T Money opened up a can of Thug Ass on Rage!!! Rage got beat fair and square, just like Staks is gonna do to that idiot Ice Cube! I don't like Staks, but he keeps on destroying the Riot Makerz and he'll be my new hero!!!! VJ: (Rolls eyes) Whatever! And speaking of Rage, tonight, he'll do battle with Scarlet KV in a Human Torch Match!!! The only way to win this match is to set your opponent on fire!! My goodness...the tempers between these 2 men have been flaring for months, and tonight one of these men will be set ablaze!!!! And then it's the big one! The match to decide just who is the UNDISPUTED World Heavyweight Champion, as Johnny Havok defends the Title against Rick Bruiser in a Ladder Match! That match, might I add, will be contested inside of a 20 foot Cell! DD: Yeah, Vince! We've been saying for months just how much of a fluke Havok is! We've known for years that Rick Bruiser is the rightful World Heavyweight Champ! And tonight, we're gonna see that idiot Havok run out of town once and for all! I can't wait, this is gonna be great! VJ: All that and more! Ladies and gentlemen, what a ni---OH!!!! (Fire engulfs the stage as "Rollin (Urban Assault Vehicle)" by Limp Bizkit blasts over the PA system. Orange and red lights flash over the arena and the crowd boos wildly as Firestorm rides his bike out onto the stage and rides down the ramp to ringside. He parks his bike in the aisle, climbs up the ringstairs and heads into the ring) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...that's Firestorm! Firestorm, the co-CEO of the GNL as well as a card-carrying member of Black Blood!!! What the...what the hell is he doing out here, Dave?! DD: Does it matter?! How often do we get to be joined by a man a great as Firestorm?! You should be down on your hands and knees clipping this man's toenails! VJ: You're hideous! Firestorm has a mic...what business does he have out here?! DD: Well if you'd shut up, maybe you'd find out! (The music dies down, the lights return to normal and Firestorm paces the ring like a madman. He turns towards the locker room, raises the mic up to his mouth and speaks) Firestorm: Now you people don't get to see much of me these days, so the fact that I'm out here proves just what a special night this is gonna be! (Crowd boos) SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!! (Boos get louder) VJ: What the hell does he want, Dave?! DD: He might be out here to get you, Vince! HA! VJ: Let's hope that's not the case... Firestorm: Now I'm out here right now because I got something I wanna get off my chest!!! I got something that I wanna say to my half-brother Ice Cube!!!! (CROWD GOES CRAZY) Oh yeah!! Ice Cube, I've got a score to settle with you, brother!!! You see, it was about a year ago...Apocalypse Now! It was a year ago that I was the Prez of the NFWA, and I was fighting Sniper in the Kamikaze Match for control of the fed, when all of a sudden that bastard Panther comes out of nowhere and blows up the building with me and Sniper on top!!! (Crowd cheers) I WAS ALMOST KILLED!!!!! (Crowd cheers louder) SHUT UP!!!!! You people...(growls) Ice Cube, Panther almost killed me last year! That was one of the single most traumatic things I've ever been through in my life, and believe me when I say that I hate Panther's guts til this day!!! But you, Ice Cube!!! My brother! What did you do about it?! I mean...you should've been there to get revenge for me!!!! You should've picked up the fight against Panther while I was gone! You should've fought for our family's honor! But what did you do?!?!!? YOU WENT AND JOINED PANTHER!!!!! (Crowd cheers) Shut up!!! VJ: If my memory serves me correctly, Firestorm helped Panther re-form the Dynasty earlier this year!!! DD: Vince, if you can't be nice to Firestorm I'm gonna hafta ask you to leave! Firestorm: Ice Cube...you joined that bastard Panther and stabbed me right in the back!!!! But being the man that I am, I forgave you, brother!!! I forgave you, and after I was suspended as NFWA Prez, me and you got together, teamed up and won the NFWA Tag Team Titles!!!! And people talk about all the great Tag Teams in the NFWA...they talk about the Elites, the Riot Makerz...DAMN IT! THE ELEMENTZ COULDA BEEN THE GREATEST TEAM OF ALL TIME!!!! Ice Cube...we probably would still be the Tag Team Champions today if you didn't go and stab me in the back again!!!! (Crowd cheers) Yeah, you turned on me!!!!! You stabbed me in the back, and I didn't forget that, brother!!!! But enough of the past...let's talk about right now! I noticed that you and Rage have a little problem with Black Blood! Well brother, incase you haven't noticed, I'M A MEMBER OF BLACK BLOOD! And that means...if you've got a problem with them...YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME!!!!!!! (Crowd boos) Well Ice Cube, I've got a score to settle with you, and tonight....tonight, Ice Cube, I'm gonna do something that I've been wantng to do for a long, long time! I'm gonna do something I've been wanting to do since you joined Panther! I'm gonna do something that I wanted to do since you hit me in the head with that Title belt and threw our Tag Team away!!! And ya know what I'm gonna do, Ice Cube?!?! Crowd: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! Firestorm: I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS!!!!!!!! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! VJ: Oh my goodness!!!! Firestorm has called out his brother!!! Firestorm is calling out Ice Cube!!! DD: HAHAHA!!! This is gonna be great, Vince!!! VJ: Ice Cube...where is he?!?! Where is the I-C Champ... DD: He's probably back there with Rage hiding in the closet!!! C'mon, Cube!!! You heard Firestorm! Get your ass out here and get beat like the dog that you are!!!! VJ: Ice Cube and Firestorm...my goodness! The holidays are supposed to be a time when families come together... ("Dragula" blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos loudly) DD: Uh oh! And speaking of families, Vince! Look... VJ: It's Black Blood! Scarlet KV...T Money...Tristram! Black Blood is headed down the ramp to the ring! DD: Yeah, and if Ice Cube was scared before, I bet he's pissing in his depends now!!! VJ: Where is Ice Cube?! Firestorm called him out...I would think... DD: HE'S SCARED!!!!! Ice Cube is scared to death of his brother, cuz he knows that Firestorm would beat him within an inch of his miserable life! VJ: I don't think that's the case at all! DD: Well you're Canadian! What do you know?! VJ: I know KV's got a mic. And look at Firestorm...Firestorm...it's almost as if Black Blood surprised him by coming out here! What's thi... Scarlet KV: (Evil smile) Firestorm...(crowd chants "You suck" in the background) my friend...relax! Soon the Riot Makerz will suffer pain the likes of which they've never dreamed of! (The camera cuts to a sign in the crowd that says "SHUT UP AND WRESTLE". We then cut back to the ring, where KV continues) Scarlet KV: You see, tonight...tonight all of Rage's hopes...dreams...everything he holds dear will go up in smoke...they will be taken away by the near-perfect human creation known as Scarlet KV! And Ice Cube...at Apocalypse Now, he will face a similar fate! But you, Firestorm...you have much more than the Riot Makerz to be worried about. Believe me! Firestorm: What are you talking about? (Brief Silence) Wha... Scarlet KV: I've always thought of you as a friend, Firestorm. An ally...someone that I can trust. You know... Firestorm: Yeah. Scarlet KV: (Smile) Yes. Therefore...Firestorm, it hurts me deeply that I must do what I am about to do... Firstorm: What the hell are you--OHH!!! VJ and DD: WHAT THE HELL?!?! VJ: Oh my...KV JUST HIT FIRESTORM!!!!! DD: What in the World...what was that for...UH OH!!! VJ: KV just hit Firestorm and he may have just made the biggest mistake of his life!!!!! Firestorm has KV by the throat!!! Firestorm has...TRISTRAM FROM BEHIND!!!!!!! Firestorm is down!!! Firestorm is down...T MONEY!!!!! T MONEY JUST LOCKED THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON FIRESTORM!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS, DAVE?!?!?! DD: I dunno!!! I'm sitting here watching the show like you! VJ: Firestorm...Firestorm is being choked out right there in the middle of the ring! Firestorm called out his brother, and now he's being attacked by his own stable!!! Being attacked by his own friend Scarlet KV!!! Being choked out by T BY-GOD MONEY!!!! And damn it, KV has a gas can!!! DD: Vince...I don't know what to say! You know I like Black Blood, but...what's he doing?! VJ: KV just told T Money to break the hold! Don't tell me he's gonna...Scarlet KV is pouring that gas all over Firestorm! Dave...don't tell me... DD: If he does what I think he's gonna do, he's really gonna be a Firest--LOOK OUT!!! VJ: THAT'S RAGE!!! THAT'S RAGE!!!! AND HE'S GOT A BASEBALL BAT!!!! DD: GET AWAY!!!! AHHHH!!!! VJ: OH!!!! RAGE ALMOST TOOK KV'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT BAT!!! AND LOOK AT BLACK BLOOD SCATTER!!!! BLACK BLOOD...BLACK BLOOD IS GETTING OUT OF DODGE, AND RAGE IS GOING AFTER THEM... DD: Damn it, that thing has a nail in it!!! VJ: Rage chasing Black Blood back to the locker room...he wants a piece of Black Blood in the worst way, and he's gonna get some tonight, but in the meantime, Firestorm has been choked out and doused in gasoline by his own teammates!!! God only knows what they would've done had Rage not arrived when he did! (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Diamond leaning up against the wall with her head down. Suddenly, Panther walks up to her and pats her on the butt) Diamond: (Looks up) Huh?!...oh, hey. Panther: Hey. After the show I'm going down to the shelter to bother the homeless people. You wanna come? (Smiles) We can dress up like Mr. And Mrs. Claus and give em a bunch of empty boxes!! Diamond: Uh...no thanks, Panther. I'll pass. Panther: Why? It's fun as hell! I mean...last year I tried it at the Children's Hospital...(brief pause) what's wrong? Diamond: Nothing. My match is up next...I'll talk to you when I get back. (Diamond gives him a kiss and starts to walk away, but Panther catches her by the arm) Diamond: What? Panther: Look me in the eye. Diamond: Huh? What for? Panther: Just look me in the eye, damn it! (Diamond looks him in the eye) C'mon... Diamond: What? Panther: You're not wrestling tonight. Diamond: What do you mean I'm not... Panther: You're not in the condition to wrestle. I can see it in your eyes. Diamond: I feel fine! Panther: Diamond... Diamond: I'm fine! Really. I just have a little headache...that's all. Panther: You sure? Diamond: Yeah, I'm sure. Panther: Ok...well...just be careful out there. Diamond: Panther...don't worry about me. I'm fine. I'll...I'll see you after the match. (Diamond gives Panther a kiss on the cheek before walking away. Panther is about to leave when he is approached by Tina.) Tina: Hey Panther! (Panther shoots her a cold stare before walking out of the room. Tina has a look of confusion on her face as the screen fades into a commercial) ****Quick Promo for Apocalypse Now!...followed by 12 X-Box commercials**** (The scene opens backstage, where we see Psyko Stevo walking with a member of the ring crew. They both look concerned as they hurry through the hallway towards Stevo's dressing room) Stevo: (Breathing Heavily) Can you please tell me what the damn problem is?!?! Crew Member: No time to explain! It's...your room! (They arrive at Stevo's dressing room. Stevo opens the door, rushes into the room and begins looking around. Everything seems normal) Stevo: (Confused) What the... Crew Member: Your dressing room!!!!! Stevo: What about it?! VJ: HEY WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!! THAT'S KAOS!!!! DD: What the...OH!!!! VJ: KAOS!!! HE JUST HIT STEVO IN THE KNEE WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!!!! What the he...Kaos was hiding in the dressing room!!! Son of a bitch...Stevo is down!!!! Kaos...damn it!!! Kaos stomping away at that leg!!! Stomping away on his Psyko Stevo!!!! What a lousy, lowdown son of a bitch!!!! DD: You keep talking like that and he'll come out and do that to you! VJ: Aww...and look at him! Kaos just paid that young crew member!!! What a dirty, stinking... Kaos: You want to be a Psyko go ahead, I am Xtreme and I will see you in the ring biaaaaatch!!! (Kaos drops the bat on his chest and walks out of the room. The camera cuts out to ringside for the next match) Women's Title: Diamond (Champion) Vs Martha Stewart ("Step by Step" blasts over the PA system as Martha Steward appears on stage with a frying pan in her hand. She waves the pan into the air and walks down the entrance ramp to ringside. She slides into the ring, sets the pan on the ring apron and her music dies down. "Black Diamond" blasts over the PA system, pink and purple spotlights fill the arena and the crowd pops as Diamond walks out onto the stage. She raises her custom made Women's Title belt into the air and walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. She climbs up the ring stairs, climbs to the top rope and raises her title into the air as dozens of camera flashes go off in the crowd. She hops down, hands the title over to referee Stephanie Jenkins and her music begins to die down. The lights return to normal and referee Jenkins calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: There's the bell and we're underway! Women's Title on the line as Diamond defends against the...uh...lovely Martha Stewart! DD: Lovely?! VJ: Well...yeah. Don't you think she's attractive, Dave? (Nudges him with his elbow) Huh? Don't you think Martha Stewart's hot?! DD: Vince, I don't know what the hell you Canadians call attractive, but where I come from, we call women like Martha Stewart MEN! VJ: What?! DD: Look at her! She looks like Rambo in miniskirt! VJ: Stop it!!!! Martha Stewart locking up with Diamond here...Diamond usually has a size advantage over her opponents but that's certainly not the case here...and there's the lockup!!!! Diamond and Martha...Diamond backed into the buckle! Referee Jenkins calling for the break. Stewart...Stewart breaks...NO!!!! HARD CHOP TO THE CHEST OF DIAMOND!!!! DD: Man! Did you hear that...OOOH! VJ: And Diamond fires right back!!! Diamond...oh my! Diamond and Martha Stewart trading chops in the center of the ring! And Diamond's getting the upper hand!!! Diamond's got her reeling... DD: Damn it, Martha! VJ: Diamond now...Irish whip...Martha with a reversal...OH MY!!! Diamond fires out of the ropes with a swinging neckbreaker!!!! Martha Stewart is down...and look at Diamond here!!! Diamond measuring her for something... DD: Look out Martha...OH NO!!!!! VJ: BIG CLOTHESLINE BY DIAMOND!!!!! Martha Stewart goes up and over the top! And Dave, this crowd is solidly behind Diamond!!! DD: I can't believe this, Vince! This damn Martha Stewart looks like a man! Why can't she wrestle like one too?! VJ: Will you be nice?! Backstage, Panther asked Diamond whether or not she's in the condition to compete in this match. If what we just saw a second ago is any indication, Diamond is in perfect condition! DD: Ah shut up! VJ: Last week on FNS, Diamond caught a tremendous sledgehammer shot to the head from Tina. Surprisingly, Diamond escaped that incident with no injuries, just going to show you how tough she really is. DD: yeah, but as tough as she is, she still wasn't tough enough to beat me, now was she?! VJ: Well...Martha back into the ring...she kinda looks familiar. I just can't put my finger...OH! Thumb to the eyes of Diamond...OH MY!!!! Handful of hair sends Diamond back to the buckle, and look at Stewart go to work!!! Right hands! Upstairs, downstairs!!! Martha Stewart is all over the Women's Champion!!! Stewart now...Irish whip in...Diamond hits hard off the buckle...AND SHE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HER WITH A LARIAT!!!! There's the cover by Mad Martha...1...2...DIAMOND BARELY GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!!! And Stewart beefing with referee Jenkins about the count! DD: Heh! Well I always said lesbian can't count. Looks like this Martha chick's out to prove me wrong, huh? VJ: She's not a lesbian! DD: How do you know? I'm not even sure she's really a she! VJ: Will you stop?!?! Stewart has Diamond by the hair...AND SHE SLAMS HER DOWN TO THE CANVAS!!! Martha Stewart now...she's headed to the top!! Miniskirt and all... DD: (In shock/fear) Oh my God, Vince! I see panties!!!! I SEE PANTIES!!! VJ: Martha Stewart on the top rope...Diamond is down...AND STEWART CONNECTS WITH AN ELBOW DROP!!!! This thing is over...1...2...NO!!! DIAMOND GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! Stewart almost had her! DD: Damn it, Vince! I think I'm blind! VJ: Stop it! Stewart has Diamond now...and nails her with a hard right hand!!!! And another!!! And...wait!! Diamond fires back with one of her own!!! DD: uh oh! VJ: And another one!!! Oh! Martha Stewart misses with the right hand...DIAMOND'S DOES NOT!!!!!! And another one from Diamond!!! And another!!! Diamond has Martha Stewart reeling, Dave! Martha Stewart is in some serious tr...oh! DD: What the hell's wrong with her? VJ: Diamond staggering a bit...what in the...OH!!!!! Stewart mows her right down with another clothesline!!! Martha Stewart... DD: I think Diamond had too much to drink before this match, Vince! VJ: Diamond was...I'm not sure what that was all about! Stewart has her once again...AND SNAPS HER OVER WITH A SUPLEX!!!! Martha now...dragging Diamond out to the center of the ring! Martha Stewart may be zooming in on the kill...and Diamond isn't moving! DD: ya know something, Vince! I'm not gay, but if this Martha Stewart guy beats Diamond, I just might marry her... VJ: WILL YOU STOP IT?! DD: What?! VJ: Martha Stewart heading back up to the top rope! Martha Stewart measuring Diamond...another elbow coming up...yes!!!! NO!!!!!! DIAMOND ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!! DD: No!!!! VJ: Diamond...at the last split second, Diamond was able to get out of dodge! And will you listen to this crowd! They are solidly behind the Women's Champion as Diamond tries to get back to her feet! Can she capitalize! DD: C'mon, Martha!!! C'mon! VJ: Martha Stewart back to her feet! She's got Diamond by the hai--HEY!!! Diamond with a double leg takedown!!! Diamond....she's got Martha! What's she gonna do...OH!!!! SLINGSHOT SENDS STEWART HEADFIRST INTO THE BUCKLE!!!! Martha Stewart is out of it...Diamond from behind with a schoolgirl!! Schoolgirl!!! 1...2...NO MA'AM!!!! Stewart able to get the shoulder up!!! DD: Damn it Vince! Panther, if you can hear me, next time this Martha Stewart wrestles I demand that you make her wear some pants!!! Damn...it looks like a damn Chia Pet under there! VJ: Well if you would stop looking up her skirt then there wouldn't be a problem!!! Diamond has Martha now...forearm catches her on the side of the head! Another one sends Martha back to the buckle!!! Irish whip by Diamond sends her to the other side...and again!!!!! Diamond sending Martha Stewart from pillar to post...uh oh! DD: Oh no! Martha! VJ: There's the high sign!!! You know what we're fixing to see here, Dave! DD: No, no! Move, Martha! Move! VJ: Here it comes...THE DIAMOND ELBOW...RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!!!! DD: Damn it!!!! VJ: Martha Stewart is down!!! And look at Diamond...Diamond signaling for the end!!! It may be just about time for the Diamond Dr...the Dia...what...Diamond is staggering again. DD: I told you, Vince! She's a worthless alcoholic!!! VJ: Diamond...she goes down to one knee. What in the wor...I'm starting to wonder...Dave, I'm starting to wonder if maybe Panther was right about Diamond being in the condition to--SUPERKICK!!!! DD: Whoa!!!! VJ: DIAMOND WALKED RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM MARTHA! She calls that move the Hamburger from Hell! We could have a knee Champion here!!! We could have a ne... DD: ALYSSA!!!! VINCE!!! IT'S ALYSSA!!! VJ: Wha...Deadly Candy Alyssa Sanders on her way out to here!!! Martha Stewart...Martha going for the cover...1...2...ALYSSA!!!! Deadly Candy...she just pulled the damn ref out of the ring!!!! DD: Damn it, Alyssa!!!! We woulda had a new Women's Champion! What the hell's the matter with you?! VJ: Alyssa arguing with Stephanie Jenkins out on the floor! Oh! Stewart's got Candy!!! DD: Get your hands off of her, you idiot! VJ: Martha Stewart...she's got Deadly Candy by the hair! She may have had the Women's title won right there if not for--OH!!!!! Alyssa just snapped her throat first across the ropes!!! Martha Stewart is...Alyssa's got that frying pan! DD: Oh no! Don't do that, Alyssa! Don't do...OH!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!!! Announcer: Your winner of the match, as a result of a DQ: Martha Stewart!!!! DD: NOOO!!!! VJ: Deadly Candy just knocked the hell outta Martha Stewart with that pan! Stewart is down!!! Deadly Candy...oh my God, I can't believe that! DD: She knocked her hair off, Vince! VJ: (Chuckles) As a matter of fact, she did knock her hair off...hey wait just a minute. Isn't that...Martha Stewart...THAT'S ICE CUBE!!!!!! DD: What?! VJ: Ice Cube...Martha Stewart...ICE CUBE IS MARTHA STEWART?!?!?! DD: Wait a minute, Vince! You mean to tell me that this idiot dressed up like a woman and tried to win the... VJ: Ice Cube...my God! I knew he was out of his mind, but this... DD: Yeah, and I knew that when Firestorm called him out a little while ago, he was hiding in the closet! I just didn't know it was that kinda closet Vince! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! VJ: Stop it!!! I don't think that's the case at all! Ice Cube has been doing all kinds of crazy stuff since being hit with that Chairshot, and...(laughs) look at Alyssa. I don't even think she was expecting that! It's not funny, Dave! He's a sick man! DD: You're the one laughing! VJ: Martha Stewart...Ice Cube! Whatever you wanna call him, he just got his brains knocked out by Deadly Candy...and Diamond...Diamond staggering once again. DD: What the hell is wrong with her, Vince?! VJ: I don't know! Diamond is staggered...I'm not...she just fell. Diamond...Di...she just went down, and she's not moving, folks. Diamond...something's not...something's not right here. (Stephanie Jenkins and Deadly Candy go over to check on Diamond as Panther and some other officials rush out to ringside. Vince Johnson gets up from the commentary table and climbs into the ring to check on her as well as we fade to a commercial break) ***Commercial*** ***Moments Ago*** VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Holiday Havok. Uh...I really don't know what to make of the situation before the break. As it turned out, Martha Stewart was Ice Cube dressed in drag. I'm not really sure what to make of that, but keep your eye on Diamond! This was the scene after the match...Diamond collapsed while trying to get out of the ring. There you see Stephanie Jenkins and even Alyssa Sanders checking on the Women's Champ... DD: What the hell happened to her, Vince? VJ: I don't know what happened. She was staggering throughout the match, then after the match she apparently just blacked out! I really don't know what to say about that. All I know about this situation is that Diamond was carried back to the locker room and from what I hear, the EMT's are attempting to revive her as we speak. If we hear any news on Diamond's condition, we'll keep you updated, folks. ( ***Live Action*** The camera cuts to the interview area, where we see Ice Cube [still dressed in his Martha Stewart gear] standing Amy Dumas. Amy is trying not to laugh)AD: Um...er....uh...Ice Cube, what the hell were you thinking? Cube: Ice Cube?! Ice Cube?! Heavens no! I'm Martha Stewart! AD: Um...ok! Martha...what were you thinking? Cube: Well... Familiar Voice: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! VJ: What the hell...THAT'S STAKS!!! STAKS WITH THAT ANVIL CASE...OH MY!!!!! Ice Cube able to get outta dodge!!! DD: that's the same thing he did to Rage, Vince! VJ: Damn right it is, and Ice Cube catches him with a hard right hand!!!! And another...oh my goodness! Ice Cube and Staks trading blows back in the locker room... DD: And Ice Cube's dressed like a broad, Johnson!!! Stop looking up his skirt!!! VJ: Ice Cube...oh my goodness! It's chaos back there!!!! Interfed Match: The Rocker Vs GNL's The Ace Adam C. Edwards (Adam C. Edwards' music blasts over the PA system as the GNL logo flashes over the Panthertron. The crowd boos loudly as Edwards walks out onto the stage with the Telescope and down the entrance ramp to ringside. He rolls into the ring, springs to his feet and turns towards the main camera as the crowd continues to boo him. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and pyro explodes all over the stage and the lights go out. "Points of Authority" blasts over the PA system and the crowd cheers wildly as The Rocker walks out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp to ringside. Ace goes right after him on the arena floor as referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!!!! VJ: The're starting off this match and Ace waists no time on The Rocker, he is bashing his head into the ringpost! DD: OOH! He got shoved on his ass, Vince! VJ: Oh my goodness! And now look at Rocker!!! Rocker again turning the tide on Edwards!!! Right hands right to the side of the head!!! Rapid fire rights...and Rocker is a house of fire!!! Rocker...one of the men who will compete in the Best of 7 NFWA/GNL series at Apocalypse Now! He does battle with the GNL's Psycho! The man who turned his back on Rocker and absolutely screwed him at Overkill! DD: Yeah, well I don't like the GNL, but I still say that the idiot got exactly what he deserved for being so damn stupid. And who the hell does he think he is these days! Trying to lead the NFWA against the GNL! VJ: Well Rocker has a MOTIVE!!! And he may have a concussion after that move!!!! Edwards just sent him flying right into the steel barricade!!! The back of Rocker's head splattered off of that steel, and now what's Edwards doing?! Edwards...he's got Rocker set up for a suplex of some sort...wait--OOOOH!!!!!!!! Rocker just dropped rib-first across the steel barricade!!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Rocker...Rocker is hurt on the outside!!!! Referee Peterson is desperately trying to get these 2 men into the ring! And look at Edwards!!! Edwards with right hands right to the head of Rocker!!! Continuing to fire off...OH!!!!! And the ref goes down once again!!!! DD: Why don't that idiot just learn to stay the hell outta the way?! VJ: Edwards...Edwards risking the DQ right there...watch Rocker now! Rocker on top of the guardrail---OOOH!!!! ROCKER DROPPER!!!!! ROCKER DROPPER ONTO THE CONCRETE!!!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT A MOVE BY ROCKER!! AND NOW LOOK AT HIM GO!!! ROCKER HAMMERING AWAY ON ACE ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!!! Rocker giving Ace and symbolically giving every member of the GNL a true to life NFWA ass kicking!!!! DD: And that's just what's gonna happen in that series at Apocalypse Now! When are those guys gonna learn that they just can't beat us?! OH!!! VJ: Referee Peterson AGAIN!!!! He just tried to pull Rocker off of Edwards and got shoved right into the steel stairs!!! Rocker and Edwards... Ding Ding Ding!!! DD: What in the world?! VJ: Peterson!!! Peterson called for the bell! But Rocker not letting up!!! Rocker still hammering away on Edwards on the outside!!! Edwards has been knocked goofy by that Rocker Dropper...HEY LOOK!!! FROM THE CROWD!!! THAT'S BRAD BLITZ!!!! BRAD BLITZ FROM THE CROWD...AND HE WALKS RIGHT INTO AN ATOMIC DROP FROM THE ROCKER!!! DD: HAHAHA! That idiot! VJ: Brad Blitz...ROCKER DROPPED ON BLITZ!!! And watch the other side!!! That's Psycho!!! Psycho from the crowd!!!! Security...security managing to hold Psycho back! But look at Rocker!!! Rocker saying bring it on!!! Bring it! The Rocker is damn sure ready for the GNL...OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! DD: HAHAHAHA! But he wasn't ready for that!!! Get him T!!! VJ: T Money from behind!!! T Money!!! T Money is all over The Rocker out here...OH!!!! He just sent him headfirst into the steel stairs...AND THERE'S THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON THE ROCKER!!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON THE ROCKER!!!! T MONEY...T MONEY TRYING TO CHOKE THE ROCKER OUT NOW!!!! DD: HAHAHA! I love it, Vince!!! Nobody messes with Black Blood and gets away with it!!! VJ: Last week, Rocker helped the Riot Makerz defeat T Money and Scarlet KV, and apparently Black Blood has come back for revenge...DAMN IT SOMEBODY MAKE HIM LET GO OF THE HOLD!!! DD: Vince, that is our Universal Champion!! The most powerful man in the Universe! VJ: He's the biggest asshole in the universe! T Money...Money finally releasing that hold! Son of a bitch, I can't believe this!!!! The Rocker is down!!! T Money...he might as well have just aided the GNL right there! Rocker now moving...what the hell is this now? DD: Uh oh, Vince! It's WOOOOOOD!!! VJ: T Money just pulled out a table from underneath the ring! What the hell is he doing?! DD: He's fixing to send a message to everybody! To the GNL, to the NFWA! He's fixing to show what happens when you mess with Black Blood! He's fixing to show why Black Blood is the most powerful group in the NFWA... VJ: He's pouring lighter fluid on that table!!! T Money...ok, this has gone far enough!! This has gon... DD: Nah, c'mon, Vince! It wasn't far enough last week when he helped Rage stab Scarlet KV... VJ: Rocker had nothing to do...OH GOD HE LIT THE TABLE ON FIRE!!!! This is going too far, damn it!!! This is going too far!!! T Money has just lit that table on fire, and he's got The Rocker!!! Don't do this, T!!! Don't do this! Don't...OH NO!!!!!!!! POWERBOMB THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!!! THE ROCKER HAS JUST BEEN POWERBOMBED THROUGH THAT FLAMING TABLE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! (The crowd boos loudly as T Money raises his arms into the air. He pulls out a mic and begins to speak) T Money: So, you wanna stick your nose in my business? This is what you get! I told you to watch your back and now you know, now you know you dumb son of a bitch, not to FUCK wit T Money and the Black Blood! Let that be a lesson to you bitch! ("Who We Be" blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos as T Money raises his arms into the air again before starting back to the locker room. The camera cuts back to the parking lot where we see Diamond being carted of towards a waiting ambulance. Panther is trying to revive her) Panther: (Taps Diamond's cheek) Diamond!!! (Taps her again) DI!!!! Can you hear me... Diamond: (Moans weakly) EMT: Sir... Panther: C'mon, Di! Wake up... EMT: Sir, we're taking her to the hospital to get some help. Whatever's wrong with her, I'm sure we'll find out. X-Pac (In the background): I don't know why you're so upset, P. I mean...J-Dogg tells me she's used to being on her back! (laughs) Panther: F*ck you, bitch! X-Pac: (Now entering the picture) Aww...that's no way to talk around your little girlfriend, loverboy! (Smiles) Look at you, Panther. Always trying to act like a tough guy! And you're sitting here crying over this little slut!!! She's been with what...half the guys in the back already, right? Panther: (turns towards X-Pac and shoots him an angry stare) X-Pac: Aww what's wrong? You don't like something I said, Panther? It's not my fault you're in love with a gold-digging slut!! But ya know what, P...when you and Diamond get down to that hospital...I hope you get used to that place. Cuz that's exactly where you're gonna be after me and Freak destroy your ass at the PPV! Yeah...all the pain...all the suffering that you caused J-Dogg...all of that is gonna be inflicted on you, Panther. (Gets up into Panther's face) Lemme tell ya something, Panther...at the PPV, I'm not just going out to get your TV show! I'm not just out there to get revenge for my friend J-Dogg!!! You wanna know why I'm going out there, P? I'm going out there to take your life!!!! Everything...I'm taking your health...I'm taking your fed...and your bitch...(smiles) don't even worry about Diamond. I'll take care of her. I'll take care of her reeeeeeeal good! If ya know what I mean...(gives Panther a crotch chop) VJ: X-Pac...X-Pac is sick--OH!!!! PANTHER JUST NAILED X-PAC!!!! X-PAC GOES DOWN!!! AND LOOK AT PANTHER!!! PANTHER ALL OVER X-PAC BACK IN THE PARKING LOT!!!! DD: yeah!!! Beat the hell outta that little jackoff! VJ: Panther is all over X-Pac back in the locker room!!! Panther...Panther is pissed off because--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S FREAK!!! Freak just nailed Panther from behind!!!! Freak's got panther...Freak...THE LAST ACT ON PANTHER!!!!!!! Freak just...that son of a bitch!!! X-Pac: (Holding his mouth) Hold him!!! Hold him! Hold that son of a bitch! DD: What the...get some help out there! VJ: Panther just hit with the Last Act by Freak, and now he's holding Panther for X-Pac!!! Freak holding Panther!!! It's a 2 on 1 just like last week...AND X-PAC WITH A KICK TO THE FACE OF PANTHER!!!!! And another!!!!! Panther...Panther is virtually defenseless back there!!! DD: And that just shows ya how tough those GNL jackoffs are!!! Nothing but a bunch of cowards! VJ: Panther being held...oh no! X-Pac...he's got another baseball bat!!! X-Pac with another baseball bat! Don't tell me...can we get some help back there for Panther?! Can we get...X-Pac gonna repeat what he did last wee--DIAMOND!!!!!!!! DD: What in the World?!?!?! VJ: Diamond...she just hit X-Pac with that low blow!!!!! Diamond...Diamond trying to help Panther back there!!!! Diamond...oh! Diamond staggering again!! Diamond...Diamond in no condition to fi--SON OF A BITCH, NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! DD: oh my God. VJ: X-PAC JUST HIT DIAMOND RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT ALUMINUM BAT!!!!! HE JUST HIT DIAMOND...OH MY GOD!!!!!!! AND THERE'S ONE FOR PANTHER!!!! X-Pac...X-Pac and Freak have just done a number on Panther and...I can't believe he just hit Diamond...oh my goodness! Ladies and gentlemen, we've gotta take a break!!! Don't go away! ****Commercial**** (The scene opens backstage, where we see Scarlet KV talking to someone in the shadows) VJ: Welcome back to Holiday Havok. Ladies and gentlemen, it has certainly been just that! Havok! Panther and Diamond have been taken to the hospital after an assault by the GNL, and there you see Scarlet KV. He will take on Rage in a Human Torch match! Who the hell is that he's talking to? DD: I dunno. VJ: Scarlet KV talkin--RAGE!! IT'S RAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE JUST LAID KV OUT IN THE PARKING LOT WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT/NAIL WEAPON!!! Thank God he didn't hit KV with the nail part.. or he might of been a dead man! (The camera cuts to another part of the locker room, where we see Firestorm walking with a sledgehammer) VJ: Wait a minute! That's Firestorm!!!! Firestorm has a sledgehammer...and he does not look happy! DD: Oh great! We've got that damn felon Rage setting Scarlet KV on fire...and now we've got a 7ft psychopath on the loose!!! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...my goodness! What else is gonna happen here tonight in Cincinnati?! X-Treme Title: Kaos (Champion) Vs Psyko Stevo ("Bitch Please" blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos as Kaos walks out onto the stage with the X-Treme Title belt draped over his shoulder. He walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring and walks around the ring with his belt raised into the air as fans toss cups at his head) VJ: ladies and gentlemen, Kaos...the 4 time X-Treme Champion!!! Arguably the greatest X-Treme Champion of all time, and he's getting ready to lock up with newcomer Psyko Stevo!! These 2 met last week on the Slam, and many say that had Too Xtreme not interfered, Stevo would be the X-Treme Champion today! DD: Yeah, Stevo's said it about 365 times this week alone! He's a whiner, Vince! I hate whiners! VJ: There's the pot calling the kettle black! DD: C'mon, Vince! This ain't no place for racism. VJ: I...(rolls eyes) Stevo was assaulted by Kaos earlier tonight...what kinda condition will he be in here?! (The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "Between Angels and Insects" blasts over the PA system. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Psyko Stevo walks out to ringside. He hops upon the ring apron, steps into the ring and Kaos goes right after him) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: There's the bell and this thing is underway! Psyko Stevo and Kaos!!! The X-Treme Title on the line, and we've got a slugfest right there in the center of the ring!!! Kaos and Stevo...trading blows...Kaos is getting the upper hand!!!!! What's this?! Irish whip by Kaos...Stevo off the ropes...ducks the clothesline from Kaos...OH MY!!!!!!! PICTURE PERFECT HURACANRANA BY THE PSYKO!!!! The leg is hooked...1...2...NO!!!!! Kaos able to kick out!!! Both men back to their feet now...Stevo connects with a boot to the midsection! And a HARD knife edge chop sends Kaos into the ropes!!! DD: C'mon, Kaos! Don't make Too Xtreme look bad!!! VJ: Kaos is on the ropes, and here comes Stevo---OH MY!!!! Kaos with a back body drop over the top, but Stevo lands on the apron! Stevo... DD: Look out, you idiot! He's still there! VJ: Kaos...Kaos doesn't even...now he sees him! Kaos...Stevo blocks the right hand...oh my! DD: Vince..what the piss?!? VJ: Stevo has him hooked! Kaos...don't tell me he's gonna...OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! PSYKO STEVO WITH A SUPLEX FROM THE RING APRON ALL THE WAY OUT TO THE FLOOR!!! ALL THE WAY...KAOS IS DONE!!! KAOS IS DONE!!!! DD: What a crackhead, Vince!!! He cannot do that!! VJ: Well he did it, and Kaos' back smacked right off of those hard black pads, and--OH!!! (Suddenly a HUGE pyro explosion goes off in the rafters as "Smash Sumthin" by Redman blasts over the PA system. The arena turns a dim orange as yellow and red spotlights begin flashing on the Cell in the rafters) DD: (Nervously) V-V-Vince! What in the World... VJ: I have no idea! In the middle of the match...the Cell...THE CELL IS LOWERING! THE DAMN CELL IS LOWERING FROM THE RAFTERS!!! DD: Huh?! Wait a minute, Vince! This isn't a Cell match! Why the hell is the Cell lowering?! VJ: I have no clue! I know that Stevo requested the match, but as far as I knew, Panther didn't schedule this to be a Cell match! The Cell is now lowering from the rafters...look at the sick smile on that man Stevo's face! DD: That's Psykotic, Vince! This is not supposed to be...KAOS!! LOOK OUT!!! VJ: Oh no...THE CELL IS COMING DOWN ON KAOS!!! THE CELL IS COMING...KAOS IS TRAPPED UNDERNEATH THE CELL!!!!! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY...KAOS...CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, DAVE?!?!?! DD: No fair!!! No fair, damn it!!! VJ: Stevo's looking under the ring for something...oh my he's got a chair!!!! Psyko Stevo... DD: There's gotta be some kinda law against this, Vince! X-Treme or now, this is too much STEEEEEEEEL for one match!!! OH!!!!! VJ: STEVO JUST HIT KAOS RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT CHAIR!!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! PSYKO STEVO IS ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY TAKING KAOS APART, AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!!!!! OH! He jams the chair into the throat! Stevo with the cover now... DD: No fair! VJ: The cover...wait a minute! Referee Jonathan refusing to count...and the crowd is booing! DD: Yeah! How the hell is he supposed to kick out when he's got the damn Cell around him! VJ: Stevo not liking that decision. After all those shots to the head, I don't think he was gonna kick out anyway...wait a minute! Stevo beefing with the ref, but the Cell is raising! The Cell is raising... DD: See, Vince! I told ya he was nothing but a whiner! And a cheater! If there's anything I hate, it's a cheater! VJ: Oh you freaking hypocrite!!! Kaos trying to pull himself back to his feet! He's been busted wide open!!! Meanwhile, Stevo continuing to argue with referee Jonathan about that count...uh oh!!! Stevo...he just grabbed the ref!!!! Stevo's gonna hit the ref... DD: WATCH KAOS!!! VJ: What the...OH!!!!!!!! HE JUST CAVED HIS SKULL IN WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!!!!!! Kaos...Psyko Stevo is down!!! Kaos with the cover!!! 1...2...thr...NO! Stevo barely able to kick out of that one! Kaos damn near took his head off, Dave! (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Rick Bruiser and the rest of Too Xtreme sitting back watching the match in their locker room) VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, there you see Too Xtreme watching on in the locker room. Later tonight, Rick Bruiser will be in that very Cell going up against Johnny Havok for the title of Undisputed World Champion! DD: He looks cool, don't he? VJ: Yes he does! Back out here now, Stevo just tossed back into the ring! And what's Kaos doing? Kaos...he just went under the ring. Kaos...Dave, can you see...oh my God, what is that?! DD: Is it STEEEEL?! WOOOD?! ALUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMINUM?! VJ: Kaos just pulled out...DAMN IT, HE'S GOT C4!!!!!!! Kaos just pulled C4..who the hell put that underneath the--watch Stevo!!! OH! Kaos dodges the baseball slide...SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!! The back of Stevo's head just bounced right off the steel cage!!!! Stevo...he's hurt, Dave!!! DD: HAHA! I bet he'd be whining about now if he was conscious, Vince! VJ: Will you stop?! DD: What?! VJ: Kaos...he pulled that damn C4 out from under the ring...it looks like he may have more than one! I can't tell from my vantage point...but I can tell that he's got a chair!!! Kaos has that steel chair once again...Stevo is out of it on the arena floor! And look at Kaos! Kaos reading him his last RIGHTS!!!!! HARD CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD--AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! C'MON REF, HE'S GONNA KILL HIM!!!! KAOS...CHAIRSHOT, AFTER CHAIRSHOT, AFTER CHAIR...DAMN IT!!! DD: HAHAHAHA!!! VJ: Damn it to hell!!!! Referee Jonathan finally in there to pull Kaos off! And now Stevo's been busted!! DD: Hey, it was all fair, when Stevo had him trapped under the Cell, right? VJ: Well...this is an X-Treme Title match... DD: Bull piss, Johnson! VJ: What the hell are you...Kaos bringing Stevo over to that C4! Kaos...don't tell me he's gonna...he's gonna piledrive him on that C4...NO!!! Stevo with a low blow...doesn't even phase Kaos!!! DD: HA!! Talk about balls of STEEEL, Vince! VJ: Kaos...must be wearing a cup! He's got Stevo set up for the piledriver on the C4...he'll blow his head off! He'll blow---STEVO POWERS OUT WITH A BACK DROP!!!! Psyko Stevo just saving himself from that devastating move! And he's got that chair again! Psyko Stevo has that chair...Kaos...Kaos catches the chair---OH!!!! STEVO DROPKICKS IT RIGHT BACK INTO HIS FACE!!! KAOS IS OUT!!! KAOS IS OUT!!! COVER...1...2...KICKOUT!!! DD: Aww man, Vince! Did you see his head hit off that bar?! VJ: I sure did! Kaos catching steel to the front and the back of the head! These 2 men absolutely destroying one another in that ring...and the crowd seems to be behind Stevo! DD: Yeah, well this is Ohio! These people don't know any better! VJ: What about your cousin Ohio Otis! DD: F*ck him! Lazy, workers comp collecting bastard! He can kiss my ass! VJ: (Rolls eyes) Tis the season! Stevo has Kaos by the hair now...this doesn't look good for Kaos...look out--OH!!!!! Stevo sends him face-first into the steel cage!!!!! Kaos...AND AGAIN!!!! He goes face-first...ONE MORE TIME!!! AND STEVO'S GRINDING HIM FACE IN THE STEEL MESH!!! KAOS' FACE BEING TORN TO SHREDS HERE! DD: Alright Vince! This is going too far! Go in there and do something! VJ: Hell no! Stevo now...he tosses Kaos back into the ring! The challenger is solidly in control of this one...and he just grabbed that C4!!! Stevo just grabbed the damn C4 and he's headed into the ring with it! DD: Damn it, Vince!! This is so illegal!!! This is so...OH!!! VJ: A stomp right to the face of Kaos!!!! The flat of that boot caught him right in the nose...and again! Stevo now...he just set the C4 right across the face of Kaos! Stevo...what the hell is he thinking! DD: He ain't thinking! This guy's an idiot, Vince!!! VJ: That C4 explosive is lying on Kaos' face, and Stevo's climbing the turnbuckles! Psyko Stevo...don't tell me! DD: This is going too far, Vince! This is going too far!!! VJ: Stevo signaling to this crowd...he'll kill Kaos! He'll kill him!!!! Oh---OH MY!! HE MOVED!!! KAOS MOVES OUT OF THE WAY OF THE LEG DROP...THANK GOD HE DID!!! And now he's got Stevo! Kaos... DD: AHA!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!! VJ: SHARPSHOOTER ON STEVO!! SHARPSHOOTER!!!! STEVO IS WRITHING IN PAIN!!!! STEVO... DD: He's giving up! He's giving up! RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL! VJ: STOP IT! Stevo trying to hang in there! Referee Jonathan right up in his face, asking him if he gives in! Wa...what the hell!? DD: What the hell'd he break the hold for?! VJ: Kaos broke the sharpshooter! I think he may have had him right there! Kaos...he just went out and got that damn chair again!!! Kaos bringing that damn chair back into the ring! You can see the blood of both men all over the seat of that chair! This is just a vile, brutal, bloody match, and I don't like that look in Kaos' eye! DD: Who gives a damn what you like! SOMEBODY'S GONNA DIE, VINCE!!! YEAH!!! VJ: You're sick! Kaos has Stevo by the hair now! Oh wait a minute! Is he calling for the Ticking Time Bomb?! Kaos... DD: Yes!!! This is it, Vinnie! VJ: Kaos setting him up for the Ticking Time Bomb...ON THE CHAIR?!?!?! DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA DO IT ON THE CHAIR! DD: Yes! And I wanna hear what that idiot Stevo says after the match! He's been whining all week long, but now he's got no excuses! He's gonna get beat right here! In the middle of a Cell! No interference! No nothing! There'll be no denying that Kaos is the King of X-Treme! VJ: Kaos...this could be it here! Kaos going for the Ticking Time Bomb...YEEEEE---NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! STEVO COUNTERS THE 1ST POWERBOMB WITH A FACEBUSTER!!!! HE HIT FACEFIRST OFF THE CHAIR!!! THERE'S THE COVER...1...2...3!!!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW-- DD; NO NO NO!!! IT WAS ONLY A 2!!!!!! VJ: Huh?! Oh my goodness that was close! And Stevo... DD: He's whining again! This guy just don't quit, Vince! VJ: I think the frustration is starting to set in! Stevo bringing him back to the buckle now...HARD chop to the chest!! And another one!! You can hear those chops all the way in Japan..AND WHAT'S THIS NOW?! Stevo setting Kaos up on the top rope! Stevo...superplex coming up? Wait a minute...oh no!!! DD: What in the world is this idiot doing?! VJ: He just pulled that C4 into place!! Damn it ref, get rid of the damn C4!!! Get it outta there!!! DD: Yeah! This idiot Stevo's gonna kill somebody! What's he doing?! VJ: Stevo heading up to the top with Kaos!!! He's gonna perform some kinda superplex on that C4!!! This is...stop this, ref!!!! You've gotta stop this...OH! Kaos with a right hand to the ribs! Stevo responds with one to the forehead!!! And another!!! Stevo hammering away on Kaos on the top rope...oh no!!! Oh no...don't do this, Stevo!!! He's actually gonna...oh my...HURACANR---KAOS CAUGHT HIM!!! KAOS CAUGHT HIM!!! KAOS---OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD... ****KA-KA-BOOO-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM**** (The crowd goes wild in the background! Loud chants of "He's Hardcore, He's Hardcore, He's Hardcore" echo from the rafters) VJ: SWEET SON OF A DAMN, I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I'VE JUST SEEN!!!! KAOS... DD: THEY WENT THROUGH THE RING!!!! OH MY GOD, VINCE! THEY BLEW A HOLE IN THE RING!!! VJ: Oh my God! KAOS SUPERBOMBED STEVO ONTO THAT C4!!! HE JUST BLEW STEVO STRAIGHT TO HELL! DD: There were 2 explosions, Vince!!! I think you were right! He did have 2! VJ: My God! Both men have disappeared in a cloud of smoke! Jim Jonathan got blown out to the floor! I cannot believe...I've never in all my years seen anything like that! DD: They may be dead, Vince!!! And these sick, blood thirsty idiots love it!!! VJ: Referee Jonathan calling for some help out here! Both these men could be dead... DD: Could be?! They're DOA, brother! VJ: We've got some more EMT's out here! Referee Jonathan opening the cage to let them in. There's still no sign of Kao--wait! Someone just came out of that hole! Someone...who...KAOS!!! Kaos is pulling Stevo out of the hole!!! Stevo's not moving! This match could be over right he-- DD: T MONEY!!! VJ: What?! T Money,..OH!!!! He just struck one of those EMT's!!!! T Money...he just struck an EMT, and he's headed into the Cell!!! T Money...Kaos with the cover...referee is way out of position...1...2...T MONEY BREAKS UP THE COUNT!!!! T Money...what the hell...MONEY KICK ON KAOS!!!! MONEY KICK!!! (The camera cuts back to the Too Xtreme dressing room) NB: Oh sh*t! Let's go!!! (The three get up and run to the door. Jericho tries to open it, but it won't budge) RB: Hurry the f*ck up, damn it! Jericho: THE DOOR'S STUCK!!!! THE DOOR'S STUCK! NB: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE DOOR'S STUCK?!?! (The 3 continue to try and open the door, but it won't budge. The camera cuts back to ringside, where Tristram and the Extremist are entering the Cell) DD: Oh no, Vince! The door's stuck!!! VJ: Too Xtreme is locked in their dressing room backstage! And look at this! Black Blood is attacking Kaos!!!! Black Blood is...Extremist is locking the Cell!!! Extremist...what the hell is going on here??!! DD: I'll tell ya what's going on! SETUP!!!!!! VJ: Stevo hasn't moved in the ring. And look at T Money! T Money has that damn Harlem Deathlock locked in on Kaos!!! The Harlem Deathlock...Kaos being choked out, and Tristram hammering away with that steel chair to the midsection!!! Black Blood...Dave...why is Black Blood doing this?! Why?! DD: I dunno! Maybe they just don't like Kaos! VJ: This is..referee Jonathan able to get T Money to release the hold! Kaos was already out of it after the explosion! And now look at Tristram! Tristram with that evil glare in his eye! What the hell is he thinking?! What the...OH!!!!! IMPLANT DDT ON KAOS!!!!!!!!!! KAOS HAS JUST BEEN PLANTED!!!!!! And look...T Money pulling Psyko Stevo on top! Don't tell me it's gonna end like this...1...2...3!!!! DAMN IT!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA X-Treme Champion: Psyko Stevo!!! VJ: Psyko Stevo...I don't wanna say he stole this one, especially after the Too Xtreme incident from last week... DD: Well that's exactly what happened! He's nothing but a whiner, and a thief! And if there's anything I hate, it's a thief! VJ: The Cell raising back up to the rafters...and look at Tristram and T Money! Tristram and T Money are helping up the new X-Treme Champion...helping Psyko Stevo back to the locker room!!! My goodness...is Stevo...has Stevo aligned himself with Black Blood?! (The camera cuts backstage, where we see The Player and Sabrina Wilson walking through the hallways) VJ: Uh oh! There you see him, folks! The #1 contender for the World Title!! The Player! He does battle with T Money, NEXT!!!! ***Honey Nut Cheerios Commerical...followed by 5 X-Boxes and an NFWA-sponsored Promo by Joanie Laurer*** ***PROMOTIONAL VIDEO FOR APOCALYPSE NOW! "LAST RESORT" BY PAPA ROACH PLAYS IN THE BG*** The scene opens up to a well-lighted room, where there are two nice couches, one having The Player seated on it, and on the other, a familiar interviewer named Vince Johnson. There is a large "NFWA" logo on the back of wall, as the camera zooms in to the aging Vince Johnson. Vince looks at the camera, straightening his tie as he begins to speak. ( ****Live Action**** the camera cuts backstage, where we see Too Xtreme burst out of their barricaded dressing room. They rush through the hallways and towards the entrance, where they see a group of EMTs surrounding Kaos on a stretcher)RB: Kaos! Damn man...you ok! Jericho: We're gonna get those assclowns! I promise... NB: How is he, doctor?! RB: Kaos, man! Can you hear me?! Kaos... NB: What's wrong with him?! Jericho: HE GOT HIS ASS KICKED, JACKASS! HE'S HURT!! NB: Don't yell at me!!! RB: BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!! Kaos...man I promise we're gonna get them for ya, man! Ka...get him to the hospital!!! (The EMTs attempt to cart Kaos away, but the largest EMT pulls the stretcher back. Bruiser grabs him) RB: HEY! What the hell are you doing?! He's hurt! He needs to be taken to a hospital!!! (Again, the EMTs attempt to cart Kaos away, but the largest EMT pulls the stretcher back) RB: HEY! Damn it! What the hell is wrong with you?! What the...(the EMT removes his mask/crowd pops in the background) OH SH*T!!!! DD and VJ: THAT'S HAVOK!!!!!! VJ: JOHNNY HAVOK!!! JOHNNY HAVOK HAS BRUISER...LOCK DOWN ON BRUISER!!! LOCK DOWN ON BRUISER!!! DD: SOMEBODY CALL THE WHITE COATS! THIS IDIOT'S LOST IT AGAIN!!!!!!!! HE'S LOST IT AGAIN!!!! VJ: TOO XTREME TRYING TO GET HAVOK OFF OF RICK...RICK'S TAPPING! RICK BRUISER'S TAPPING!!!! DD: HE IS NOT! VJ: YES HE IS!!! RICK BRUISER JUST TAPPED OUT!!!!!! Johnny Havok has made Bruiser tap again...can he do it again tonight in the Cell?!?! (Havok pulls away from Rick and makes an escape with Jericho and Nick Bruiser hot on his trail) TV Title: T Money (Champion) Vs The Player ("E.M.S.P." by Kid Rock blasts over the PA system and a roar of cheers erupt from the crowd as Sabrina Wilson walks out onto the stage, followed by the Player. The 2 look into the audience for a moment before walking down the entrance ramp to the ring. Player slides under the bottom rope, runs towards the far corner and poses as the crowd cheers in the background. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and we hear a loud screeching sound as 2 huge fireballs rocket towards the entrance and crash into the stage. The lights go out, "Who We Be" by DMX blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos loudly as T Money strolls out onto the stage. The Universal and Toughman Titles are draped over his shoulders, and the TV Title is strapped around his waist as he walks down the ramp, hurling insults at a few of the ringside fans) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, there you see T Money. One of the men responsible for the screwing of Kaos in that last match. Also a card-carrying member of Black Blood, and don't think that the Player has forgotten about what he did to Sabrina at Overkill! DD: Screw Sabrina, Vince! This damn Player thinks he's something special just cuz he fluked his way into the main event at Apocalypse Now! Well he ain't the Universal Champion, and he ain't anywhere near T Money's league! VJ: Must you use broken English? DD: Yeah...you keep it up and you're gonna be a broken Canadian! VJ: (Mean look) T Money...wait a minute now! T Money getting up in Sabrina's face on the floor. T Money's been on this trip where he thinks that he's some kinda player himself! DD: And he is! Did you hear the ladies when he came out just now? VJ: Yeah. They were saying something like "booo"...OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! T MONEY HAS SABRINA!!! DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONN...HEY!!!!!! DD: WHAT IN THE WORLD?! VJ: THE PLAYER UP AND OVER THE TOP WITH A HIGH CROSS BODY, AND LOOK AT HIM LAYING INTO T MONEY!!!!!! DD: BACKFIGHTER!!! WHAT A CHEAP SHOT VINCE!!!! VJ: The Player is all over T Money on the outside...right hands...right hands right to the head of the Triple Crown Champion!!! He's got T Money by the head now... DD: Jenkins, you filthy slut, get out there and do something about this...OH!!!! VJ: T Money just sent crashing hard into the steel stairs!!!! T Money has just been busted...and that oughta teach him not to put his hands on women! DD: Oh please, Vince! He wasn't doing anything she didn't want him to! Look at that Sabrina...the little jezebel! VJ: Stop it! Player has Money by the head, and he tosses him into the ring! Referee Jenkins calls for the bell... Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: And this match is underway!!!! T Money Vs The Player! The TV Title on the line, and watch The Player!! The Player is going up... DD: Look out, T!!! Look out--AHAHAHAHA!!!!! And the Player goes down!!!! VJ: The Champion saw him coming, and the Player just straddled the top rope! The Player...oh...he's hurt! DD: Yeah...he won't be thinking about Sabrina after that, now will he! VJ: I would suspect not! And watch T Money! T Money is headed up there with the Player! What the hell is he gonna...oh no! DD: Oh yeah!!! VJ: T Money has the Player...don't do that...OH!!!!! BRAINBUSTER FROM THE TOP!!!!! HE CALLS THAT MOVE THUGGED OUT! And he hooks the leg...1...2...NO!!! PLAYER GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! DD: Huh?! No way! VJ: Yes way! Player...barely able to get his arm off the canvas! And these fans...a collective gasp when T Money hit that move. They've really gotten behind this newcomer in his short tenure here in the NFWA! And look at T Money!!! Right to work on the neck of the Player! Smart move by T Money! DD: Of course it is, Vince. I already told ya, the guy has 3 brains! A brain for each belt! He's the mizzan! VJ: Whatever! He's got Player by the hair...and he buries a knee right into the abs! And once again!!! The Player being tested here by T Money...and look at this now! Money hits off the ropes...HE MISSES WITH THE MONEY KICK...PLAYER ROCKS HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!! T Money is down!!!! T Money is down, and watch Player!! Player heading to the ring apron! What's this... DD: He's running! VJ: No...Player setting up for...OH MY GOODNESS! WHAT A MANEUVER!!!! ARABIAN PRESS!!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED!!! 1...2...T MONEY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!! 2 near falls right off the bat in this match! That just goes to show the level of intesity that these 2 men...WHOOO! WHAT A CHOP BY THE PLAYER!!!!! And another one!!!! AND ANOTHER!!! The Player setting fire to the chest of T Money! He backs him to the buckle now...Irish whip...oh my!!! T Money hits Sternum first off the buckle!! And watch Player...Player out of the ropes...AND DRILLS HIM WITH A NECKBREAKER!!!!! That's all! Cover that man, Player!!! 1...2...thr...no!! T Money gets the shoulder up yet again! DD: Can you be unbiased for once in your life? VJ: What do you mean? DD: I mean, listen to you! "Cover that man, Player!!! Beat his ass Player! I love you Player!"! You're nothing but a mark for this Player, Vince! VJ: I just happen to appreciate talent when I see it! DD: Please! If Player came over here and told you to pick the corns from his toes, you'd get get down on your hands and knees and do it. You worship this guy, Vince! Admit it! VJ: I do not. And who the hell are you calling biased, Mr. "TEEEEEE MONEY"?! DD: T is my friend! VJ: He's an ass! And right now he's getting his ass handed to him by the Player! Scoop up...and a slam!!! Down goes T Money...and it looks like Player is fixing to take flight once again! Much to the delight of Sabrina Wilson! DD: Damn it T!! If you win this match, I'll let ya split half that bag of weed with me whe... VJ: OK DAVE!!! OK--OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! PLAYER WENT FOR A CROSS BODY FROM THE TOP, BUT JUST GOT DRILLED WITH A TREMENDOUS POWERSLAM FROM THE CHAMPION!!!! The leg is hooked...1...2...NO SIR!!! T Money couldn't quite get him! Ladies and gentlemen...we've gotta take a quick commercial break. Stay tuned, if anything happens during the break, our tapes are rolling! ****Commercial**** (When the break ends, T Money and the Player are fighting out by the Palestinian Announce table) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Holiday Havok, the NFWA special on the USA Network! And TV during the break, T Money has been solidly in control of this one! He's got Player by the hair now...AND HE SLAMS HIM HEADFIRST INTO THE PALESTINIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! DD: HAHA! Look at that idiot Pablo! Go, T, go! VJ: I've never been able to figure out where Panther found a Paletinian Announcer named Pablo...uh oh! Sabrina getting up in the face of T Money! Sabrina...we've got heated words on the outside... DD: Knock her on her ass, T!!! VJ: Dave! DD: C'mon! It'd be just like the Honeymooners! Bang! Zoom! Right to the moon! C'mon, hit her, T! VJ: Will you--OH!!!!! SABRINA WILSON JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUT OF T MONEY'S MOUTH!! OH NO!!!!! He's got Sabrina by the hair...GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER!!! DD: She hit him 1st!!! VJ: She's a woman!! He wouldn't...don't tell me he's gonna do it again! Don't tell me he's give Sabrina... DD: Look out T...AHAHAHA!!!! VJ: OH NO!!!!! NO!!! T MONEY PULLED SABRINA RIGHT INTO THAT CLOTHESLINE FROM THE PLAYER!!!! Player...oh my gosh, he can't believe what he's done!! Player...Sabrina Wilson just got her lights knocked out by her own boyfriend, and T Money has a chair!!!! T Money...look out Player!!! Turn around---DAMN IT!!!!!!!! DAMN IT TO HELL! DAMN IT!!!! DD: GOING...GOING...GOOOOOOOOONE!!! HAHAHAHA!!! VJ: T Money just took the Player's head off...disqualify him, ref!!!!! Disqualify him!!! DD: Go ahead! T Money keeps the title! VJ: T...sh*t!! DD: Hey, hey! Calm down, pottymouth! Just cuz your hero Player is gonna lose doesn't mean that you can corrupt the minds of America's youth with your disgusting commentary! VJ: Will you...the Player is out like a light, and you're fixing to join him if you don't watch it! T Money tosses him back into the ring...he's out, Dave! He hasn't moved an inch since that chairshot...and Sabrina isn't moving either! DD: HA! Maybe they can spend the night together in the hospital! VJ: T Money back in there...AWWW! 1 finger!!! 1 finger on the chest of the Player...1...2...NO SIR!!!!! NOOOO SIR, HE DIDN'T GET HIM!!! DD: Bull puckey!! That was 3!!! VJ: It's gonna take more than 1 finger to beat the #1 contender, Dave! DD: Yeah...well I've got 1 finger for you, and that idiot Player! C'mon, T! Finish him! VJ: T Money headed upstairs now! This is very uncharacteristic of the Triple Crown Champ! And look at Player! Player starting to move now...and T Money is measuring him! He's measuring the challenger! What's he gonna...OH MY!!!!! MONEY KICK!!!! THE MONEY KICK FROM THE TOP!!!! WHAT A MANEUVER, DAVE!!! DD: Vince...have you ever... VJ: Hell no!!!! T Money hooks the leg...1...2...thing thing is o--NO!!! NO!!!!! HE KICKED OUT AGAIN!!! The Player is still in this thing! DD: Damn it! What does it take to beat this guy?! This guy's like a cockroach! Ya just can't kill him! VJ: The Player still hanging in there! And T Money with a stiff kick right to the neck! And another! Working on that spot that he weakened earlier in the match with Thugged Out! He's got him by the hair now...T Money...what in the...OH MY!!! DRAGON SLEEPER!!!! T Money locks on the Dragan Sleeper...look at his knee!!! T Money's knee jammed right into the back of the neck! Player is being stretched, ladies and gentlemen! DD: HAHA! I told ya, Vince! 3 titles, 3 brains!!! He's the greatest! VJ: The Player trying to fight this thing, but he appears to be fading. That arm getting lower...lower... DD: HE GAVE UP! RING THE BELL! RING THE BELL... VJ: Will you shut up?! Referee Jenkins checking that arm now...it falls. DD: HAHA! It's over, Vince! He's out! VJ: Stephanie checks it once again...it falls once again! Ladies and gentlemen...the arm has dropped twice! If it drops again, T Money retains the TV title! Can he...can he...referee Jenkins checks the arm one last time...AND IT DR---NO DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT, THE ARM STAYS UP!!!! THE PLAYER'S STILL IN THIS THING!!! DD: Vince, you need decaf! Or weed! Weed is good. VJ: (Rolls his eyes) Player trying to fight back to his feet...OH! T Money drives the knee into the back of the neck!!! And again!!!! And a third time!! And the Player is down!!! T Money must be wondering what he has to do to win this thing...he hits off the ropes...OH!!!! THE LEG DROP MISSES!!!!! The Player rolls out of the way!!!!! C'mon, Player!!! Now is the time!!! Now is your chance for you to... DD: Hey, Vince, if you can't be unbiased I'm gonna hafta ask you to leave! VJ: What....AHHH! Both Player and T Money getting back to their feet...right hand blocked by The Player...HE CONNECTS WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!!! T Money...right hand blocked again...Player connects again!!!! You can feel the momentum changing!! There's another right! DD: Damn it, T! You can't let this guy fluke you again! VJ: Player with a bit of a flurry on T Money!!! Irish whip now...reversal by Money sends the Player into the ropes...OH MY!!! T MONEY GOT CAUGHT!!! HE DUCKED THE HEAD AND GOT CAUGHT...AND PLAYER DRILLS HIM WITH A MODIFIED PEDIGREE!!!!!! There's the cover...1...2...NO!!!! T Money able to kick out!!! DD: Vince, I can't hear a word you're saying! Tell these idiots to shut up! VJ: This crowd is on its feet! They are cheering the Player on! Irish whip sends T Money into the buckle! And watch the Player! Player charges in...Monkey flip coming up...no! He got caught! DD: HAHAHA! I told ya, Vince! This guy isn't in T Money's league! He's just not...what's he doing here? VJ: Money set the Player up on the top! He could be going for thugged out once again...but he catches a thumb to the eyes!! T Money...reeling after that one! Trying to regain his eyesight, and watch the Player! The Player on the 2nd turnbuckle... DD: TURN AROUND, T...OH!!!! VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! HE DIVING FACEBUSTER BY THE PLAYER!!!! HE CAUGHT T MONEY IN...WHAT A MOVE!!!! 1...2...THR...NO!!!!! T Money with the kickout, and I wouldn't have been surprised if he got him there, Dave!!! DD: Hey, I don't like this Player guy...and for that reason he gets no props!!! GET UP T!!!!! VJ: And you call me biased! DD: That's right. VJ: (Sighs) The Player headed back up to the top now! He is certainly a high risk taker...he could be going for the Rating's Draw, Dave!!! The Ratings draw!!! If he hits this move, we'll have a brand new TV Champion!!! Player's on the top rope...T Money is down on the canvas!!! This is gonna be all...yes...THE RA---OH NO!!!! DD: What the... VJ: T Money moved out of the way! Luckily, Player was able to land on his FEET!!!! T MONEY WITH A LOW BLOW!!! T MONEY JUST HIT THE PLAYER WITH A CHEAP SHOT, DAMN IT!!! AND THERE'S THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!! DD: HAHAHAHA!!! IT'S OOOOOOOOOVER!!!!!!!! VJ: No...I can't believe...Player trying to fight this thing! T Money's got it cinched in...right in the middle...wait! Player trying to pull T Money into the ropes, and he gets pulled right back into the center of the ring!!! T Money...he's got a death grip on the Player!! DD: (Sing song) Player's gonna taa--ap! Player's gonna tap!!! VJ: Player...he just went down to one knee, but he pulls himself back to his feet! T Money is trying to get those legs locked in...Player is fighting him every step of the wa--HEY!!! PLAYER INTO THE BUCKLE...OH!!!! HE JUST USED HIS LEGS TO SPRING...T MONEY'S SHOULDERS ARE DOWN!!! T MONEY...1...2...3!!!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW TV CHAMPION!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: here is your winner, and NEW NFWA TV Champion: The Player!!!!!! DD: Damn it, Vince! No! VJ: Yes!!! The Player...the Player with a beautiful counter has just put down T Money! And ladies and gentlemen, we have a NEW TV Champion!!! What about it, Dave?! DD: Fluke!!! Fluke!!! GET HIM, T!!!! VJ: OH! The match is over, damn it!!! T Money just attacked the Player from behind! T Money no longer a Triple Crown Champ...and he's going to work on the Player!! What a...what a sore loser, Dave! DD: Well he ain't the one fixing to be sore! Look at this...YEAH!!! VJ: Harlem Deathlock!!!! T Money has it locked in on The Player again---SABRINA!!! DD: What the hell?! VJ: Sabrina...she's raking the face of T Money!!! Sabrina with those long nails raking the face of the former TV Champion!!! T Money breaks the hold!! DD: Oh! You did it now, Sabrina! You're gonna get it now! VJ: T Money...oh no! He's going after Sabrina again! Damn it, T! The Player is down! The Player can't help Sabrina! T Money's gonna... (Flames engulf the stage as "Rollin (Urban Assault Vehicle)" blasts over the PA system. The crowd goes crazy as Firestorm walks out to ringside with a sledgehammer) DD: oh my gosh!! T! Look out!!! VJ: It's Firestorm!!! Firestorm...the man who got jumped by his own Black Blood teammates earlier tonight! And look into that man's eyes, Dave! He's not all there! DD: He's crazy...and he's got a sledgehammer! Get outta there T! Run! VJ: T Money...and that's exactly what the coward's doing!! T Money rolli--(T Money shoves Vince out of his chair as he climbs out through the crowd) DD: Hey Johnson, ya lazy bastard! This ain't no time to be laying down on the job! We've got a friggin lunatic...oh no, he's headed over here! VJ: T Money out through the crowd, and Firestorm...Firestorm--(Firestorm knocks Vince out of his chair as he climbs through the crowd after T Money) DD: What a punk bitch! VJ: (Getting back up/Adjusting headset) Well...ladies and gentlemen, the chase is on!! Firestorm is chasing T Money right out of the arena!!! T Money and Firestorm...oh my goodness! Ladies and gentlemen...what a night it has been! A new TV Champion! His name is the Player, and in 1 week's time, he could be the World Heavyweight Champion!!!! ****Promo for The Player Vs Johnny Havok @ Apocalypse Now...followed by a Joanie Laurer/Playboy commercial**** (The scene opens in the parking lot, where we see T Money run out of the back door of the arena.) VJ: Welcome back to Holiday Havok, folks! There you see T Money, the now FORMER NFWA TV Champion... DD: Hurry up, T! Get outta there...Firestorm's behind you! VJ: T Money out in the parking lot, trying to make an escape... DD: Oh no, he can't find his car!!!! VJ: Doncha just hate it when that happens?! Firestorm: (Bursting into the parking lot) MONEEEEYYYY!!!! T Money: Aww sh*t!! VJ: T Money...Firestorm is out there with that sledgehammer! T Money is trapped... DD: Damn it T! Find you car find...OR STEAL HIS! YEAH! VJ: T Money just through that man out of his car...I CAN'T BELIEVE--OH!!!!! FIRESTORM JUST SMASHED THE WINDSHIELD WITH THAT SLEDGEHAMMER!!!! Firestorm...oh my goodness, it's chaos... (Firestorm smashes the roof of the car with the sledgehammer as T Money revs the engine, pulls out and tears out of the parking lot. Firestorm then walks over to his motorcycle, hops on and rides out of the parking lot behind T Money. The camera cuts to ringside for the next match) Falls Count Anywhere Match: Ice Cube Vs Staks ("Southern Hospitality" by Ludicris blasts over the PA system and green spotlights cover the arena. The crowd boos as Staks climbs out of the crowd with a lead pipe in his hand. He slides into the ring, hops up into the face of referee Ruby. The music dies down, the lights turn a dim blue as "Mad Professor" blasts over the PA system. 2 pyros go off by the entrance and the crowd cheers wildly as Ice Cube walks out onto the stage. Wearing his "Mad Professor" gear and is carrying a black doctor's bag in 1 hand and the I-C Belt in the other as he rushes down the ramp to ringside. Staks slides out to the arena floor and tells Cube to bring it, as he charges down the ramp and the 2 begin to brawl. The lights return to normal, Ruby calls for the bell and the music dies down) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: OH!! These 2 going right at one another before the bell!!! Staks and Ice Cube! Staks and Cube!!! These 2 men trading blows on the ramp... DD: That idiot still has on the lipstick from that Martha Stewart match earlier...OOOH!!! VJ: Oh my!!! Staks just shoved off the ramp and his spine just cracked off the guardrail! And watch Ice Cube, now!!! Ice Cube...CLOTHESLINE!!!! STAKS GOES OVER THE GUARDRAIL AND INTO THE CROWD!!! AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...BIZNESS IS ABOUT TO PICK UP!!!! DD: Speaking of bizness, wasn't this supposed to be a Light's Out Match? VJ: The light's have gone out enough tonight already!!! This match is falls count anywhere, and Ice Cube's headed out there with him!!! Hard right hand catches Staks right in the head!!!! And another one!!!! Ice Cube and Staks battling it out amongst this sold out crowd in Cincinnati! Irish whip now...Staks reverses--INTO A SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Staks... DD: HAHA! He knocked his panties off, Vince! VJ: Leave Ice Cube's panties alone! I'm really starting to worry about Ice Cube and that concussion. He seems to be acting stranger and stranger every week--HEY C'MON!!!!! Staks just shoved that young lady out of her chair!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Staks...he just took that young fan's seat! And he's gonna use it on Ice Cube...look at this--OH!!!! Chairshot right to the head!!!! There's the cover...Ruby out there for the count...1...2...Ice Cube able to get the shoulder up!!!! Ladies and gentlemen…what an unbelievable night this has been on USA, and we're still not done! Still to come, Lightning does battle with Freak and Tristram…Tristram, by the way, is the new GNL World Champion. We failed to mention that earlier tonight! Also, the Human Torch match between Rage and Scarlet KV, followed by the Big One. World Title, Ladder Match! Inside of the 20 ft Cell, Rick Bruiser does battle with the World Champion Johnny HAAAA---OOOH!!! ICE CUBE JUST TOSSED RIGHT OVER THE GUARDRAIL!!! Ice Cube over by the entrance set…and Staks is going after him. DD: Heh! Vince, how great would it be for Staks to grab those Holiday lights and hang Ice Cube from the stage?!?! VJ: That would be hideous! DD: Nah. Your mother is hideous! That would be the greatest th--HEY!!! Wha… VJ: Ice Cube with an inverted atomic drop! And look at this now!!! Right hands! Right hands right to the side of the head of Staks!!!! Ice Cube has him by the hair…AND STAKS GOES FACE FIRST INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!! Once again!!!! The I-C Champion is solidly in control…and he just went underneath the stage! DD: Aww crap. You don't think he'll grab that pyro, do ya? VJ: As crazy as he is, he just might! Ice Cube has left Staks laying out here, and now he's underneath the sta…what…on…earth? DD: Vince…what is that, a lawnmower?! VJ: Staks trying to get back to his feet…Ice Cube bringing some kinda machine out here! What is that…what the hell…OH!!!! STAKS RUNS HIM DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! DD: HAHA! You might as well call Staks the lawnmower, cuz Ice Cube's ass is grass! VJ: Oh…cute! DD: Yup! VJ: Staks all over Ice Cube by the stage…and he sends the I-C Champ into the guardrail!!! Ice Cube is reeling, and now Staks has him by the hair! Staks…what's he gonna do---OH…OH!!! WHAT THE HELL… DD: WHAT…THAT'S… VJ: A SNOWMAKER!!!!!! A…SNOWMAKER?!?! STAKS SLAMMED ICE CUBE'S HEAD INTO THAT MACHINE, AND SNOW JUST FIRED OFF INTO THE FACE…WE'VE GOT AN INDOOR BLIZZARD IN HERE!!! AND STAKS HAS BEEN BLINDED!!! DD: Staks, you idiot!!! What the… VJ: Ice Cube just grabbed an elf!!! A porcelain elf…AND HE SHATTERS IT OVER THE HEAD OF STAKS!!!! STAKS IS DOWN!!! STAKS IS DOWN!!! THERE'S THE COVER...1...2...3!!! FORGET ABOUT IT!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, the NFWA I-C Champion: Ice Cube!!!!! VJ: Ice Cube…with help of the snowmaker and an elf… DD: He's nothing but a cheater…SOMEBODY TURN THAT THING OFF!!!!! VJ: My goodness…a snowmaker!!! Now I've seen everything!!! My God!!! DD: Yeah…well… (Suddenly the lights go out) VJ: Oh…now what?! DD: The lights went out! VJ: I can see that the lights went out! What the hell is going on now! What can possibly… (The lights come back on, revealing Tristram standing on the edge of the stage) VJ: Hey wait a minute…that's Tristram!! Tristram…what the…OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!! HE JUST DOVE OFF THE STAGE WITH A MISSILE DROPKICK TO ICE CUBE!!! DD: MAN! Did you see that?!?! VJ: Ice Cube…he caught him right on the jaw!!! And watch Tristram now!!! We've got officials out here!!! Tristram has Ice Cube on the floor…THE END!!!!!!!!!!! Modified version of The End on the Arena floor!!! Ice Cube…the I-C Champion is down and out, ladies and gentlemen!!!! (The crowd boos loudly as Tristram walks backstage, laughing as the officials come to the aid of Ice Cube) ****Commercial**** NFWA Rewind Earlier tonight: VJ: Scarlet KV talkin--RAGE!! IT'S RAGE OUT OF NOWHERE!! HE JUST LAID KV OUT IN THE PARKING LOT WITH HIS BASEBALL BAT/NAIL WEAPON!!! Thank God he didn't hit KV with the nail part.. or he might of been a dead man! ( ***Live Action*** The scene opens back in the interview area, where we see Tristram standing with the GNL World Title belt draped over his shoulder. Kevin Taylor is with him)KT: Tristram now what the hell was that going out and interfering in Ice Cube's match? (Tristram walks out of the picture, and the camera cuts out to ringside for the next match.) Human Torch Match: Rage Vs Scarlet KV (The light dim and "Dragula" by Rob Zombie blasts over the PA system. A bright red spotlight shines on the entrance as Scarlet KV steps out onto the stage before walking down the ramp to ringside. The crowd boos and tosses trash in his direction as he slides into the ring, walks to a far corner and waits for Rage. The music dies down, the lights go out completely and 2 huge pyros go off by the entrance. "Diary of a Madman" (Wrong Music!!!!) blasts over the PA system, a blue hue covers the arena and the crowd goes crazy as Rage steps out onto the stage. Rage walks down the entrance ramp, tagging a few hands, but making sure not to take his eyes off of Scarlet KV. He rolls into the ring, steps to KV and the 2 men go eye to eye as the fans cheer in excitement. The lights slowly return to normal, the music dies down and referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, there's the bell, and damn it, Dave…FEEL THE INTENSITY BETWEEN THESE 2 MEN!!! DD: I can feel it, Vince!!! It's getting pretty thick in here! VJ: These 2 men have had wars in the past! Game Time! SlamFest! Many great battle, but perhaps none as big as tonight!!! Human Torch Match! Rage! Scarlet KV! No titles! It's all about pride!!! And these 2 men are locked in an eternal staredown! DD: I still say that Rage doesn't deserve to live after that attack on KV earlier. Then again, KV's gonna kill his ass anyway, so it's all good, right?! Right?! RIGHT!!! VJ: THERE'S THE LOCKUP!!!!! Rage and Scarlet KV tying it up in the center of the ring!! Rage has the weight advantage! KV's got the speed…AND WHAT POWER BY RAGE!!!! He just flung Scarlet KV right across the ring! And KV…you've gotta wonder just what kinda condition this man is in! DD: He's in Near-Perfect condition, Vince! That's Scarlet Kaphion Vastle! VJ: I know who he is, but in the past week he's been stabbed, burned, beaten! One can only take so much punishment! We saw that in Diamond's case earlier tonight…who by the way, doctors suspect is suffering from the effects of a concussion. Again, when we get some more word on Diamond's condition, we'll let you know! AND THERE'S ANOTHER LOCKUP!!! Rage…Rage against using that power to drive the much smaller KV back to the buckle!! And look at Rage! He's smiling! Rage is having his way with the Psycho of Madness! Referee calling for the break…not that it matters, cuz the only way that you can win this one is by lighting your opponent on fire…OH!!! KV with a forearm over the referee's shoulder!!! And another one!! KV trying to open up on Rage…Rage misses with the right hand…KV hits off the rope…OH!!!! Dropkick right to the knee of Rage!!! DD: HAHA! Right to that injured knee, Vince! VJ: It sure was! And Rage went down like a ton of bricks, and Scarlet's got the leg!!!! Scarlet KV has that leg…AND HE DRIVES THE KNEE RIGHT TO THE BACK OF RAGE'S KNEE!!! AND ONCE AGAIN!!!! Scarlet KV…Scarlet KV trying to further injure Rage's leg, which he'll be the 1st to admit is not 100%!!! DD: Uh oh, Vince!!! NOW…WE GO…TO SCHOOOL!!! WHOOOO---WHOA!!!! VJ: OH MY!!!!! KV WAS GOING FOR THE FIGURE FOUR AND GOT BOOTED RIGHT TO THE OUTSIDE BY RAGE!!! Scarlet KV…he damn near got launched into orbit! And now look at Rage…what's he thinking! DD: He's probably thinking how long it takes to get from here to the airport! He's scared, Vince! VJ: Rage slides to the floor! KV out here by us, and where's Rage…Rage looking under…oh boy, there's the gas can!!!! Rage has that gas can once again, and listen to this crowd!!! DD: Ok, is going too far! VJ: The name of the game is to burn your opponent, and that looks like exactly what Rage is about to do!!! Rage headed over hear with that gas can… DD: Look out, KV! Here he comes!!! Here he comes… VJ: Rage…OH!!!! KV just knocked that gas can out of the hand of Rage…DDT ON THE FLOOR!!!! Scarlet KV just spiked him… DD: Oh my God, I got gas on me, Vince!!! VJ: We've got gasoline all over our table!! It just flew everywhere as KV goes to work on Rage!! Stomping away! Punching and kicking the One Man Riot!!! He's got Rage by the hair now…what's he going for here?! Irish whip…reversal by Rage--OH!!!!! KV hits hard off the ringpost!! And now watch Rage! Rage has him by the ha-- DD: LOOK OUT, VINCE!!! VJ: WHAT TH--(THUD) OHHH!!!! DD: You idiot!!! VJ: Rage just tossed KV right on top of our table!!! Scarlet KV is on top of our table! He almost took us out…and now Rage has matches!!!! Rage has matches… DD: Oh no!! C'mon, Rage! Vince…he's not gonna burn him on top of our… VJ: Rage is headed over here…I'm getting out of here, damn it!!! (Drops his headset and runs) DD: Vince! Vince…come back…ahh, you pussy! That damn Rage…Rage is lighting those matches! Rage…our table's already been soaked in gasoline!!! If Rage burns KV, he burns our announce table too! That's an American travesty! HE HAS GOT TO BE SHOT!!!!! LOOK OUT KV…OH YEAH!!!!!!!! Boot to the fa--HAHAHA!! RAGE IS ON FIRE! RAGE IS ON…NO HE'S NOT!!! Damn it, c'mon KV! Show him what for…YEAH!!!!! Beautiful clothesline by Scarlet KV! Who's your daddy, Rage?! Who's your daddy?! Is it me?! Is it me?! Punk… VJ: (Returning to the table) Ladies and gentlemen…all I can say right now is SHUT UP, DAVE! DD: Rage was gonna use our table for a stove! VJ: That he was! Folks, once again we've gotta take a commercial break--OOOH!!! Scarlet KV just flung into the guardrail! If anything happens, as always, we'll let you know! Stay with us! ****Commercial**** (When the break ends, KV and Rage are fighting on the stage) VJ: Welcome back to Holiday Havok, folks, and we may be about to witness Holiday Hell!!! Rage hammering away on KV on the stage!!!! This match has been back and forth…what's Rage doing? DD: He's being a skankhole! VJ: Rage pointing…oh no he's not! No he's…Rage has Scarlet KV! Don't tell me! Don't…OH MY GOODNESS!! RAGE JUST TRIED TO HIPTOSS KV OFF THE STAGE, BUT IT'S BLOCKED!!! KV tries one of his own…Rage blocks that one as well!!! KV now…OH! Right hand to the midsection and what's this?! Scarlet…OOOH! Beautiful maneuver!! KV goes up and over…oh! Rage has him by the throat… DD: NO!!!!! VJ: OH MY…HE JUST LAUNCHED HIM RIGHT OFF THE STAGE!!!!!!!!! SCARLET KV PICKED UP LIKE A RAG DOLL AND LAUNCHED 10 FEET OFF THE ENTRANCE STAGE TO THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! DD: He killed him, Vince!!! He had to! He had to! VJ: Scarlet KV not moving on the concrete! And what's Rage thinking about now?! Rage on the edge of the stage…don't tell me! Don't tell me he's gonna dive! Rage is gonna…OH MY GOODNESS!!!! RARE AIRE!!!! RARE AIRE OFF THE STAGE ONTO SCARLET KV!!!!!! KV is being absolutely owned here!!!! DD: Damn it, Vince! The object of this match is to burn your opponent, not maim him! Rage is SOO breaking the rules! VJ: He may have broken KV's neck! And maybe his own leg after diving off of that stage!!!! KV not moving…and now Rage calling the referee!!! Rage calling the referee…and he's asking for the matches!!!! DD: Don't give it to him, you idiot…DAMN IT!!! NO!! VJ: Rage has the matches!!! Rage has the matches!! KV is gonna burn!!!! The matches are lit, Dave!! The matches are lit!! DD: Get up, Scarlet!!! Get up!!! VJ: KV barely moving, and here comes Rage…OH, WAIT A MINUTE!!!! KV with a leg sweep, just took the legs out from under Rage! Those matches went flying, and now what's KV doing?! He's got that injured leg of Rage…oh my!! THE ANKLE LOCK!!!!!! KV HAS RAGE LOCKED IN THE ANKLE LOCK!!! RAGE… DD: HAHA! Listen to him squeal, Vince!!! Listen!!! VJ: Rage screaming in pain!!! How KV's even standing after being tossed from that stage, I'll never know, but Rage now…he just released the hold! DD: Huh? What's he doing? VJ: Scarlet KV releases the hold…and where's he going?! KV…he just went backstage, Dave!! KV…what the hell is this all about? DD: I dunno, but Rage! This is your chance! You'd better run before KV gets back! VJ: Will you shut up?! Referee Peterson checking on that injured leg…oh no! DD: What's that? A fire extinguisher? VJ: That's no fire extinguisher! That's a damn blow torch!!! KV is coming back out here with a blow torch! This is going too far, damn it! DD: All's fair in love and BBQ, Vince! Ask your momma! She knows! VJ: Rage slowly getting back to his feet, and KV's headed straight for him! Rage…Rage doesn't even see him! Look ou--OH!!!! He hit Rage right in the back of the head with that iron tank!!!! And again!!!! Rage just went down like a ton of bricks! And KV is standing tall! Hovering over Rage with that…don't do that, Scarlet! Don't…OH!!!!! OH MY GOD! HE JUST THREW THAT TANK FULL FORCE DOWN ONTO THE HEAD OF RAGE!!!!!! DD: He caved his skull in, Vince!!! VJ: Rage…my God, he's hurt!!! Rage is hurt badly, and look at the sick, sadistic smile on the face of Scarlet KV!!! DD: I love it, Vince!!! This is it!! This is Rage's final resting place! VJ: This could be the night that this "eternal rivalry" comes to an end!!! KV has Rage setup…PILEDRIVER ON THE CONCRETE!!!! Rage has been spiked, and he's busted wide open!!!! And these fans don't like it one bit! DD: F*ck the fans! Fans won't get ya nowhere but butt naked in the back of a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant! This is Black Blood's night! This is KV's time to shine! This is the end of the One Man Riot! VJ: Rage barely moving…KV has him by the hair now! Scarlet KV…what's he thinking, Dave? KV has Rage by the hair…SNAP SUPLEX!!! Rage bounces hard off the concrete floor! And Scarlet KV…HE JUST SIGNALED FOR THE KILL! DD: Yeah, Vinnie!! Can you feel it?! Can you feel the intensity? VJ: Rage is out of it, and now Scarlet KV is trying to spark up that blow torch!!! KV trying to get the torch lit…KV…K…IT'S LIT!!!! The torch is burning! Rage is not moving, ladies and gentlemen!!! Rage…don't tell me it's gonna end like this! DD: HAHA! Bye bye, Rage!!! I'll miss him, Vince! VJ: KV inching towards Rage with that torch!! Watch the flame! That flame getting closer to the face of Rage!!! Closer…and closer…oh my God, closer!! DD: here it is, Vince! Here it is…HEY!!! WHAT THE… VJ: RAGE IS FIGHTING!! RAGE IS FIGHTING!!! Rage caught the blow torch with one hand, and he's hammering away on KV with the other!! Right hands! Right hands to the hea--DAMN IT!!!!! THAT TANK RIGHT TO THE FOREHEAD OF RAGE!!!! RAGE…HE'S OUT LIKE A LIGHT, DAVE!!! DD: HAAH! Face it, Vince! There's nothing anybody can do! Tonight, the One Man Riot will go up in smoke! VJ: KV once again has that torch! Don't tell me he's gonna throw that thing…not again!!! C'mon! Get in there ref, he's gonna ki--OOOOH!!!! LOW BLOW!!!!!! RAGE WITH A LOW BLOW, AND DOWN GOES SCARLET KV!!!!! Rage and KV…both men are down, and now will you listen to this crowd rally behind Rage?! DD: No! VJ: Rage…KV is writhing in pain! This gives Rage some time to get himself together! I don't think he even knows where he is, Dave! DD: But KV does!!! Get the torch, Scarlet! Get it! VJ: Scarlet KV going for that blow torch again! Trying to crawl over there…Rage caught him good with that low blow! KV crawling towards the blow torch, but look at Rage!!!! Rage's crawling too!!! Rage…how in the hell… DD: Steroids!! VJ: Rage and Scarlet KV both going for the blow torch, and we've got a race on our hands!!! Who's gonna reach it first?! Who's gonna be able to set their opponent ablaze?! DD: KV's closer! VJ: KV…yes! KV's got a hand on the blow torch! KV's got it…BUT RAGE NAILS HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!!! KV dropped the blow torch… DD: Oh no! Hurry up, Scarlet! Get it!! Get it!! NO!!! VJ: Rage has it…but he catches a right hand as well!!! And Rage fires back!!!! KV with one of his own!!! These 2 men are battling over that lit blow torch!!! Scarlet KV and Rage fighting over that…now they've both got it!!! KV and Rage…we've got a tug of war on our hands!! I've never seen anything like this!!!!! Scarlet KV and Rage both fighting over the opportunity to… ***BOOOOOM*** VJ and DD: OH MY GOOOOOOD!!! VJ: IT EXPLODED!!!! THE TANK EXPLODED!!! THE TANK…THEY'RE ON FIRE!!!! BOTH MEN ARE ON FIRE!!! MY GOD, DAVE!!! BOTH SCARLET KV AND RAGE ARE BEING BURNED TO A CRISP!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! (EMT's and officials rush out to ringside with fire extinguishers in hand. They run to Rage and KV and begin spraying them) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…we've got 2 burning men out here at ringside, and there you see the EMTs! The EMT's trying to put the fires out!!! I cannot believe my eyes, Dave!! DD: Who won? VJ: I…I don't know. Both men caught fire!!! Both men…Rage's fire was just put out by the EMT's! And now the same being done for Scarlet KV!!! We've just witnessed 2 human beings being burned to a crisp out here! And apparently we don't have a winner! DD: Well I distinctly remember seeing the 1st spark hit Rage right in the back of his teeth! Therefore, KV wins! VJ: I didn't see that! DD: That's cuz you're blind! KV's the winner! VJ: Both men have been burned on the floor, and we've got officials out here now. Referees Jim Jonathan and Stephanie Jenkins out here discussing the situation with referee Peterson. What's the deal? (The officials continue to discuss the situation on the stage. They talk for about a minute or so, when Stephanie Jenkins heads down to the timekeepers table) VJ: What's this now? Stephanie…Stephanie Jenkins headed towards the timekeeper's table. What's this all about. DD: She's probably telling the announcer to announce that KV's the winner! VJ: Both men still down on the arena floor. EMT's attending to them both…I think KV caught that fireball right to the face-- Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the fact that both Scarlet KV and Rage were set on fire during this match, the referees have decided that each man has to the count of 20 to return to his feet. If neither man is able to rise, then the match will end in a draw. However, the 1st man to make it to his feet will be declared the UNDISPUTED winner of the match!!! VJ: (Crowd pops in the background) Oh my!! What a decision that is! DD: It's bull piss, and you know it! Rage got hit 1st! I saw it, Vince! VJ: Both men are down! And look up on the stage! Referee Peterson is making the count. He's up to 2…3…4…5… DD: C'mon KV!!! Get up! VJ: KV and Rage both down! Rage was out of it before the fireball…KV…the ref's up to 8!!! DD: C'mon, Scarlet! You've got 11 seconds to prove that you're Rage's superior! C'mon!! VJ: There's 10! And both men are still down!!! Neither man has moved!!! Rage…the ref up to 11…12…Rage starting to move!!! Rage…Rage starting to make his move… DD: Damn it, KV!!! Get up!!!! YEAH! YEAH!! C'MON!!! VJ: 13…Rage pulls himself up to his knees, and KV is moving as well! We've got a race on our hands, folks! 14…KV is up to his knees…Rage up to 1 knee!! DD: Oh no, Scarlet! Hurry up! Hurry…OH!! Rage went back down!!! VJ: 15…Scarlet is up to 1 knee now!!! Rage trying to shake out the cobwebs! You can see the look of pain on both men's faces…and watch KV!! HE'S UP!! KV…NO HE'S DOWN!!! KV GOES DOWN!! And we're at 17!!!!! Rage is back up to 1 knee!! Rage trying to fight the pain!!! 18!!! Can Rage do it?! Can Rage get to his feet before the count of 20?! We're up to 19… DD: KV…do something…NOOOOOOOOO!!!! VJ: HE DID IT!!! RAGE DID IT!!! RAGE IS THE WINNER!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, Rage!!!!! DD: What a fluke, Vince! VJ: What guts and determination on the part of Rage!!!!! Rage, who has an injured knee…may have a concussion after those shots to the head by KV, and he was engulfed in flames! Rage fought through all of that pain and damn it he survived!! He survived this hellacious war! DD: Well it ain't over between these 2, Vince! Trust me…as soon as KV gets the shot he's gonna…HEY!!!! VJ: IT'S TRISTRAM AGAIN!!! Tristram from the locker room…c'mon, damn it!!! Rage is hurt!!! Tristram has Rage by the hair! DD: This oughta learn him to cheat Scarlet KV…OH!! VJ: There's a kick right to the rib cage!!! And again!!!! Tristram has Rage by the hair, and take a look at this!!! Tristram dragging Rage onto the ramp…dragging Rage down to ringside!!! Rage is defenseless, damn it!!! Somebody stop this!!! DD: Oh no!!! See, Vince, Black Blood is fixing to show Rage just why they're the dominant stable in the NF--OH NO! NOT THIS IDIOT! VJ: It's Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube! Don't think Ice Cube forgot that attack from earlier on!!! Tristram tosses Rage into the ring…Ice Cube from behind..CLOTHESLINE!!! DOWN GOES TRISTRAM!!!!!! Ice Cube coming to the aide of his partner Rage, and now he is beating the hell outta Tristram on the arena floor! Look at this! Cube putting the boots to him! Stomping a mudhole in Rage!! Ice Cube…HEY WAIT A MINUTE! DD: The Extremist!!! VJ: That's the Extremist!!! Extremist out from the locker room…OH!!!! He just sent Ice Cube crashing into the ring stairs! Ice Cube is hurt…and Extremist has him now! Extremist has Ice Cube…EXTREMLINER ON THE FLOOR!!!!! He just gave Ice Cube the Extremliner on the floor! And Tristram's in the ring now!!! Tristram is in the ring, and he's got Rage!!! Officials are out here trying to get Black Blood outta here! Tristram has that leg…NO! Don't do that! Tristram…FIGURE FOUR ON RAGE!!!!!! DD: HAHAHAHA!!! This is great, Vince!!! VJ: Tristram has the figure four locked in on Rage!!! Rage is in all kinds of pain!! DAMN IT, GET HIM OUTTA THERE!!! GET BLACK BLOOD OUTTA HERE, DAMN IT!!! DD: Listen to the bones, Vince!! I heard a snap!!! VJ: Tristram trying to snap the leg of Rage…and now look at Extremist!!! Extremist trying to choke Rage out!!!! Rage being double teamed in the center of the r---HAVOK!!! DD: Wha… VJ: Johnny Havok!!!! Havok's out here with a chair!!!!! Havok hits the ring… DD: Uh oh! Look out, guys!!! Get away!!! Get…OH!!! VJ: OH!! HAVOK WITH A HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD OF THE EXTREMIST!!!! The Extremist goes down…AND THERE'S ONE FOR TRISTRAM!!!! The hold is broken…and now look at Black Blood!!! Tristram and the Extremist getting out of dodge…thank God for Johnny Havok!!! Thank God!!! DD: Damn it, Vince! I told you this damn Havok has no business being in the NFWA! He's a lunatic!!! Look at him!! VJ: Havok…the World Champion! He's gotta do battle with Bruiser in a little while, but right now he just came to the aid of his friend… Ice Cube: HEY BLACK BLOOD!!! VJ: Wait a minute. DD: What the…what's this all about, now? VJ: Ice Cube has a mic, and now apparently he's got something to say to Black Blood. (Tristram and Extremist are about to head back to the locker room, but stop on the stage when Ice Cube calls to them.) Ice Cube: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKERS!!! VJ: Merry Christmas??? Merry Christ… ("My Hero" starts up over the PA system and the word "Perfection" appears on the Panthertron) DD: Vince…what the hell is this? VJ: Ice Cube just said Merry Christmas! Scarlet KV being carted off the ba--OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S "SLICK" STEVE CARTER!!! DD: THE PANTS!!! VJ: STEVE CARTER IS HERE…AND HE'S WEARING A RIOT MAKERZ T-SHIRT!!! STEVE CARTER…WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN! DD: I'll tell ya what it means! It's time for Black Blood to GET AWAY!!! OH NO!!!! VJ: BASEBALL BAT TO THE HEAD OF THE EXTREMIST!!! THERE'S ONE TO TRISTRAM AND DOWN HE GOES!!!! Carter has the Extremist by the hair… DD: OH NO!! LOOK OUT… VJ: OH MY!!!!!!!! EXTREMIST OFF THE STAGE AND THROUGH THE TECHNICIAN'S TABLE!!! THE EXTREMIST IS DOWN AND OUT, AND NOW WATCH CARTER!!! CARTER IS BRINGING TRISTRAM BACK TO THE RING!!! DD: No fair, Vince!!! Who does this idiot think he is!!! VJ: Carter…he just tossed Tristram into the ring…and Ice Cube is waiting on him! Ice Cube is waiting on Tristram… DD: Look out, Tristram! Look out…NO!!!!!! VJ: ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!! ICE CUBE JUST MOWED TRISTRAM DOWN WITH AN ICE BREAKER!!! THE GNL CHAMPION IS DOWN!!! TRISTRAM IS DOWN!!! And Carter is in the ring!!! Carter is in the ring with the Riot Makerz! Does this mean what I think it means? DD: No, Vince! Not the pants!!! Don't tell me that…OH NO!!!!! VJ: YES!!!!! "SLICK" STEVE CARTER HAS JOINED THE RIOT MAKERZ!!!!!! Carter…Carter and Ice Cube shaking hands!!! Carter and Ice Cube…this crowd is going absolutely ballistic! DD: This sucks, Vince! This absolutely sucks!!! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we've still got more to come! Up next: Triple Threat action as Lightning battle Tristram and Freak! Stay with us!!! ****Commercial**** (The scene opens in the medical area, where we see X-Pac and Freak doing a number on Tristram) VJ: Folks, welcome back to Holiday Havok, and the action just won't stop! During the break, Tristram was being treated after suffering the assault from the Riot Makerz, and he was assaulted again by Freak and X-Pac!!! Just last night at a GNL House Show, Tristram defeated Freak for the title!! It was a controversial win…and now Freak and X-Pac making him pay for it!!! DD: Well these GNL jackoffs are gonna be out of business in about a week anyway. I don't know what he's getting so worked up ab--OOOOH!!! VJ: OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! FREAK JUST TOSSED TRISTRAM RIGHT THROUGH THAT WINDOW!!!! TRISTRAM JUST TOSSED THROUGH A PLATE GLASS…OH MY GOD!!! Tristram…Tristram is hurt, ladies and gentlemen! DD: I'm surprised these GNL faggots can even show their faces after what they did to Panther and Diamond! Look at X-Pac! That little idiot! VJ: X-Pac cheering Freak on! Tristram has been lacerated! And look at the officials back there! We've got about a dozen suits back there trying to get Freak off…HE JUST HIT AN NFWA OFFICIAL, DAMN IT!!! Freak just…AND X-PAC KICKED ANOTHER ONE!!!! These GNL guys…they make me absolutely sick, Dave!!! DD: Well that's one thing we agree on! VJ: X-Pac…damn it! And Freak has Tristram by the hair now!!! Freak…dragging Tristram's limp carcass out of that glass! Tristram just suffered a beating at the hands of the Riot Makerz, and this is nothing but another cowardly GNL assault…OH NO!!! Tristram just flung into those garbage cans by Freak!!!! And look at that leech, X-Pac!!! X-Pac with a handful of Tristram's hair…what is he do--DAMN IT!!!!! Tristram headfirst into that wall!!! Tristram…Tristram's blood dripping down that wall…they're trying to end the man's career back there! DD: Can we get some help for Tristram back there?! VJ: Well Tristram…he's a member of Black Blood, but he's also under contract to the GNL, so don't expect any NFWA sympathy for him! DD: Well he's the only member of the GNL besides Tina that's got something going for him! This ain't right, Vince!! He needs some help back there! VJ: Wait a minute! X-Pac and Freak dragging Tristram through the hallways…dragging him like a dead dog! Tristram…wait a minute! Wait…are they headed out here?! Yes!!! Freak and X-Pac bringing Tristram out here to the arena!!!! They're out on the stage now!!!! DD: Can somebody help Tristram?! VJ: Tristram is a bloody mess, and look at Freak!!! Just peppering Tristram with heavy right hands to the forehead!!! Tristram being taken apart! Piece by piece by…OH GOD!! WHAT A SPEAR!!!!! Freak…damn it, call the police!!! These animals don't belong in here!!! These dirty, rotten…they hit Diamond in the head with a pipe earlier, and now they're trying to end Tristram's career! Freak has Tristram again now!!!! What…what's left for him to do?! Tristram has already been beaten to a pulp! He's been obliterated by the former GNL Champion! What in Sam Hill…OH NO!!! NOT THE LAST ACT!!! NOT THE LAST ACT…ON THE STEEL RAMP!!!!! TRISTRAM HAS JUST BEEN…OH GOD, GET SOME HELP OUT HERE!!!!! (The crowd boos loudly as Freak stands over the body of Tristram. X-Pac taps him on the shoulder and points towards the ring) VJ: Damn it! Folks, we were scheduled to have Freak Vs Tristram Vs Lightning…and interfed 3-Way, but now I doubt that's even gonna happen! Tristram has been absolutely decimated, and… DD: What are they pointing at us for? VJ: Huh? DD: X-Pac's pointin…oh no. He's not coming over here, is he? VJ: Freak and X-Pac headed down here to ringside. We've had enough action over here for one night. The last thing that we need is any GNL antics! Freak and X-Pac…oh no! DD: Vince! Look, they come over here and start with me, I'm not gonna be responsible for my actions, ok? VJ: Freak and X-Pac are on their way…(to X-Pac) What do you want? What did we…(Freak slaps Vince) DD: Hey damn it!!! Leave him alone!!! (Freak swings at him) You f*cking skankhole! Why don't you jackoffs just get the hell outta here! (Freak says something) I said get outta here! We'll whip your asses at Apocalypse Now! You don't belong---(Thud) (X-Pac rushes the table and blasts Dave with a right hand! The crowd boos loudly as Freak grabs Dave by the hair and slams him hard into the guardrail. X-Pac tosses Vince Johnson out of his chair, snatches his headset and puts it on) X-Pac: (Taps into the mic) Testing, Testing! 1-2-3…(laughs) well folks, we're interrupting this regularly scheduled snoozefest with some real f*cking action! How about this sh*t?! X-Pac and Freak! The GNL's finest, taking over the NFWA! How about it, Freak?! Freak: (Putting on Dave's headset) You see that piece of sh*t up on the stage?! See our so-called GNL Champion?! Well look at him now! He wants to talk about he's the best that the GNL has to offer! The best of the GNL is the man sitting right here! The man who just took his sorry ass out, and I know all of you NFWA guys in the back are gonna be talking! You're gonna be talking about how the GNL is fighting amongst themselves! Well you're wrong! See, what that thing was with Tristram was just a small example! A small example of what's gonna happen to the rest of the NFWA in the best of 7 series! An example of what happens when you piss me off!!!! An example of what's gonna happen to your CEO and any NFWA loser that he can scrape up! X-Pac: Hold on, Freak! Ya know what I think--Get the f*ck…(begins to stomp Vince Johnson/Crowd boos) these people can kiss my ass! Freak, ya know what? Last week I announced you as my partner…but what about Panther? Where's his partner? I haven't heard anything from him! Freak: Well it's simple! He can't find anybody in the NFWA stupid enough to face us! X-Pac: Well…yeah you've got a point! I mean…you took out Lightning! I single handedly changed the course of the NFWA when I brought the Universal Title to the GNL. The NFWA…they fear us, Freak!!! They totally…and they have a good reason, because when they step in the ring with GNL at the PPV…we're gonna show em why we're the best damn fed in the biz! We're gonna show em why we're on top of the f*cking world, and why the NFWA is nothing but an outdated fad! Now NFWA fans…you don't hafta like it! You can hate it all ya want…but ya might as well get used to seeing me and Freak on your TV sets right now, cuz after next Saturday night, it's gonna be that way permanently! Freak: Yeah…and as far as…(squints) hey wait a minute! Isn't that Tina? X-Pac: Ti…(laughs) Tina!! Oh boy! Another one of Panther's bitches that doesn't know their f*cking place! Freak: You would think he would know how to keep his women in line! X-Pac: Yeah..(Tina approaches the table) what do you want? Wha…you keep it up…you keep running your damn mouth, I'll send your ass to the hospital with him! Or I can fire your sorry ass! You work for me, remember?! Huh? You work for me you little sl--(TINA SLAPS HIM/crowd cheers) Aww. That's it! That's… (X-Pac drops Johnson's headset, hops out of the chair and gets up in Tina's face. Freak gets out of his chair, and the 2 look like they're about to attack Tina when a lightning bolt strikes the stage. The crowd comes to its feet as "Ride The Lightning" blasts over the PA system, and Lightning walks out onto the stage with a look of determination in his eyes. When Freak spots Lightning, he slides into the ring and waves Lightning on down. Lightning slides into the ring after him, Freak misses with a clothesline and Lightning begins hammering him with right hands to the side of the head! The crowd cheers wildly as the 2 men brawl in the center of the ring, and Lightning appears to get the upper hand. X-Pac slides into the ring, and attempts to attack Lightning from behind, but walks right into a Lightning Bolt. As Lightning is getting up, Freak nails him in the back of the head with a double axehandle, followed by a stomp to the small of the back. Freak begins hammering away on Lightning as officials, Discipline Committee members and superstars file out of the locker room to separate the 2. The screen fades to commercial as the fight continues) ****Commercial**** Interfed 3-Way: Lightning Vs Tristram (GNL/Black Blood) Vs Freak (GNL) (When the break ends, Freak is stomping away on Lightning in the corner. Referee Stephanie Jenkins is in the ring, the superstars have been cleared from ringside, and the brawl has turned into an official match) AD: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to Holiday Havok. This is Amy Dumas here with Pittsburgh Pete! And it was crazy out here before the break. PP: Yeah, and if this asslick Freak is smart, he'll get outta here before my cuz comes back and busts some cap in that ass! AD: Whatever! Right now Freak is in control of Lightning! Tristram being looked after in the locker room. He's been busted wide open, and watch Freak now…Irish whip sends Lightning into the corner…AND LIGHTNING COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!! Freak is down…and Lightning stomping away now!!!! Lightning, as the saying goes, is stomping a mudhole in Freak and walking it dry! PP: Amy, you know you're not a commentator! Now…why doncha close your pretty little mouth and let ol' Pete show ya how it's done. K, sweet cheeks? AD: Ass! Lightning has Freak by the hair…right hand sends Freak back into the ropes!!! And another one!!! Lightning hits off the ropes himself, now…AND RUNS RIGHT INTO A SPEAR FROM FREAK!!!!!!!!! There's the cover on Lightning…1…2…LIGHTNING KICKS OUT AFTER 2!!!!! Freak…oh man! This NFWA/GNL thing…it's really outta control, Pete! PP: You ain't lying, Amy! I mean…these guys come in here…they're attacking our guys! Attacking their guys! And they wonder why their fed's being run into the ground right now! Maybe if they would concentrate on their own shows instead of trying to mess with the NFWA, they'd actually be doing some business now! AD: Well…next week they could have one of our shows if they win the series! PP: Please, Amy! I know you're a woman but try to have some common sense! The GNL just ain't talented--OOH! AD: Well 1st off, I'm gonna ignore that woman comment! And 2nd, if I remember right, the GNL did beat the NFWA in the Universal Title tournament at DOA, which is the whole reason I'm even in the NFWA now! And watch Lightning here…Lightning off the ropes…AND HE JUST GOT DRILLED WITH A POWERSLAM!!!!! Freak hooks the leg…1…2…kickout!!!! Freak…this could give him some real momentum going into the PPV if he beats Lightning! PP: Well I don't like Lightning, but you know that's not gonna happen! AD: Well…Lightning had better do something, then, cuz he's getting his ass beat!!! Freak has him by the hair…and clubs him right down to the mat!!!! And again!!! The offense Lightning had before the break seems to have died down! And Freak has Lightning…oh gosh, he's strong! Freak lifting Lightning up for a gorilla press…OH!!!! He dropped Lightning right across the top rope!!!! Lightning is down! Freak with the cover…1…2…KICKOUT!!!! Lightning somehow able to kickout…and Freak locks him up in a reverse chinlock!!! Ladies and gentlemen…oh God…I can't believe this night! Whoever called this Holiday Havok was right on the money! PP: Yeah! You think Tristram will be able to make it back out here? AD: I don't even know. Freak squeezing the life out of Lightning with that chinlock. The crowd trying to get behind Lightning! And look out on the floor! X-Pac is back up! PP: That pencil neck geek! He's lucky Panther's not here! AD: Lightning trying to fight the hold now. Trying to fight his way back to his feet…but Freak just putting on the pressure! Using all of that weight to his advantage…Lightning's fading out, Pete! He could be done! PP: Damn it, bolt breath! Get your ass up!!! You cannot lose to a member of the GNL! AD: Lightning…referee Jenkins checking that arm…it dr…NO! IT STAYS UP!!! Lightning still alive in this match! And this crowd is really making some noise, Pete! They're trying to get the former World Champion back into this thing!!! PP: Well if he wants to win he'd better get off his electric ass and do something! C'mon, Lightning! AD: Lightning trying to get up…he's up to 1 knee, now! Freak again trying to increase the pressure, but Lightning has the blood pumping through those veins! Lightning is gonna break this thing…right hand to the midsection of Freak!!!! And an elbow!!! Another one breaks the hold!!! And now look at this!!! The hold is broken! Lightning back to his feet, and he nails Freak with a right hand!!! Freak with one of his own, and these 2 men are fighting it out in the center of the ring! Going toe to toe! Eye for eye! Tooth for too-- PP: That's Tristram! AD: Huh? PP: Tristram's coming to the ring! AD: Tristram?! Oh my goodness! Tristram…he's drenched in blood, and now he's headed back to the ring with a chain!!! Docters and EMT's trying to stop Tristram!! Tristram obviously in no shape to wrestle! And look in the ring! Irish whip by Lightning…he misses with a clothesline! Freak off the rope…misses with a clothesline of his own!!! Lightning and Freak… PP: Tristram's in the ring! AD: Tristram with that chain wrapped aroung his fi---OOOOOOH!!!!!! RIGHT HAND RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF FREAK!!!!! Freak went down like a light!!!!! And watch Lightning!!! Tristram ducks the clothesline…OH!! He caught Lightning right around the throat with that chain!!!!! Tristram trying to choke out Lightning! He's trying to choke out Lightning! PP: What an amazing comeback, Amy!!! What a man Tristram is!!! AD: Tristram using a foreign object…trying to steal this win…OH!!!! Lightning just driven to the canvas with an Inverted DDT!!!! Tristram now…he's out of it Pete! He barely knows where he is! PP: Yeah, but he came back to get a piece of Freak's ass! Get him Tristram! AD: Freak trying to move! He's starting to get back to his feet, and look at the look in the eyes of Tristram! Blood dripping out of his forehead…OH!!!!! AND HE WHIPS FREAK RIGHT IN THE FACE WITH THAT CHAIN!!! PP: HAHAHA! AD: AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!! GOOD GOD, HE'S GONE CRAZY!!!! PP: Get him, Tristram! Beat him like he stole something! Get him!!! AD: Tristram is whipping the life out of Freak, and Cincinnati is loving every minute of it! PP: And Pittsburgh loves it too…uh oh! Look out, Tristram! AD: Lightning back up now! Tristram has busted Freak open, and he may be getting set to go in for the kill! Tristram…OH MAN!!!!!!! PP: Did you see that?! AD: Lightning…he just yanked that chain…that chain went right up into the groin of Tristram! Tristram is hurt…and watch Lightning! Boot to the midsection of Tristram…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! THE LIGHTNING BOLT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! NIGHTY NIGHT TRISTRAM…1…2…3!!!! This one's over!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner: Lightning!!!! AD: LIGHTNING DID IT!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, Lightning picks up the win in this 3 way battle between the feds…and look at X-Pac on the floor! X-Pac can't believe it!! PP: I think the kid just wet his diaper, Amy! AD: (Laughs) X-Pac on the floor throwing a temper tantrum, and there you see Lightning in the ring. Lightning standing tall…standing proud for the NFWA! Will the NFWA be standing tall next week after the best of 7 series? PP: Amy, don't be stupid, ok? We can't lose, they're nothing but a bush league! Panther said it himself, and he doesn't lie! What's this… AD: Lightning…X-Pac is pissed off on the outside, and Lightning just called him into the ring!!! Lightning is telling X-Pac to come get some!!! PP: HAHA! Well, well, Mr. GNL! Mr. Tough guy! You like coming out here picking on announcers and women…let's seewhat you do against him!!! AD: This crowd is strongly behind Lightning, and all of a sudden X-Pac doesn't look to sure about himself!!! X-Pac…OH MY GOSH! Lightning..Lightning just flipped off X-Pac! PP: HAHA! I dunno about 2 and 3, but I'm sure that the Kid is #1!!! HA! AD: Bad joke! Bad joke! PP: Screw you! AD: Watch X-Pac here…X-Pac says he's gonna do it! X-Pac is headed into the ring! X-Pac's gonna face Lightning 1 on 1! Man to man! Now we're gonn--(X-Pac runs over and shoves Amy) PP: Hey!!! What the hell are you…YEAH!!! GET HIM LIGHTNING!!! GET HIM!!!! BEAT THE…(Lightning slams X-Pac headfirst into the table) Yeah!!! How do you like that, bitch?! AD: (Adjusting headset) That asshole X-Pac!!! Lightning beating the hell out of him right here in front of us…oh no! Lightning…Lightning turn around! PP: It's Mass D again!!! AD: Maim and Mangle!! Mass Destruction from the crowd…OH!!!! Maim ran right into a right from Lighting--MANGLE RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Mass D…damn it…Mass D out here doing a number on Lightning! And now who's tha…that's Ace!!! Ace back out here! And Brad Blitz!! Nuts!!! Psycho!!! The whole damn GNL is jumping out of the crowd, and they're attacking Lightning!!!! PP: Bunch of cowards!!! AD: You're exactly right, Pete!!! These no good cowards in the GNL…we've got 6 on 1 out here by us!! And look at X-Pac getting his licks in!!! X-Pac makes 7!!! And Freak headed out here too! Lightning is being assaulted by the whole damn GNL…and now here comes Tina!!! Tina's on her way back out here! PP: Hey Amy…you and me both know Tina's tough, but she doesn't need to be out here right now! AD: She sure as hell doesn't! Tina out here…apparently to come to the aid of Lightning…OH!!! She hit Blitz!!!!! Tina just hit Brad Blitz…and there's a shot for Nuts…AND X-PAC NAILS HER RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH A SPIN KICK!!!! Damn it…Tina just got her head taken off by… (A HUGE pyro blast goes off on the stage and "Can't Deny It" blasts over the PA system) AD: OH BOY!!! OH BOY…LOOK AT THAT JACKOFF X-PAC NOW!!!! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW, YOU BASTARD!!! PP: It's Panther!!!! AD: Panther's music is playing…X-Pac just got a look of pure fear in his eyes!!!! PP: Where is he, Amy?! AD: I dunno! X-Pac looking around like he just saw a ghost as the GNL stars continue to pound Lightning over here by us--WAIT A MINUTE!!! PANTHER FROM THE CROWD!!! PANTHER FROM THE CROWD WITH A CHAIR!!!1 PP: OH X-PAC…HAHAHAHAHA!!! AD: BIG CHAIRSHOT BY PANTHER!!!!!! X-PAC GOES DOWN!!! X-PAC GOES DOWN!!! AND NOW LOOK AT PANTHER!!!! PANTHER COMING TO THE AID OF LIGHTNING!!! PANTHER GOING RIGHT AT THE GNL STARS…BLITZ CATCHES THAT SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES!! AND A SHOT FOR MAIM!!!!! MANGLE…PANTHER'S SWINGING THAT CHAIR LIKE MARK MCGUIRE OUT HERE, PETE!!! PP: He's gone crazy, Amy! You'd better run, X-Pac!!! AD: X-Pac just had his head dented by that chair…and Freak catches a shot as well!!! Panther has absolutely flipped out here…and he just tossed X-Pac into the ring! Panther just tossed X-Pac into the ring, and he's headed in there with that chair!!!! Panther's gonna…he's gonna kill X-Pac, Pete!!! Panther is absolutely gonna execute X-Pac…and look X-Pac begging off!!!! X-Pac begging and pleading for mercy!!! Panther…Panther's about to… PP: What's Tina doing? AD: Tina…she just came into the ring with a sledgehammer! Tina in there cheering Panther on!!!! Panther getting ready to knock X-Pac's brains all the way to hell--NOOOOO!!!! PP: WHAT?! AD: TINA HIT PANTHER!!!!! TINA HIT PANTHER WITH THE SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!! OH MY GOD…TELL ME THAT DIDN'T JUST HAPPEN!!! PP: I can't believe…did that just happen, Amy?! AD: Hell yeah it happened! That bitch Tina has just turned her back on Panther…AND SHE HIT HIM AGAIN!!!! RIGHT IN THE CHEST!!! AFTER ALL THE THINGS PANTHER HAS DONE FOR THAT UNGRATEFUL BITCH…AND LOOK AT THE GNL SWARMING PANTHER NOW!! LIKE A PACK OF DOGS!!!!! Panther and Lightning…and Tina is laughing!!! Panther and Lightning being destroyed, and Tina is sitting up there laughing!!! PP: This makes me sick, Amy!! I can't believe…I thought Tina and Panther…my God!! AD: Freak has Tristram's chain and he's using it to choke Lightning!!! Lightning may have some sort of internal injuries…AND HERE COMES ICE CUBE!!! ICE CUBE AND STEVE CARTER!!! Ice Cube and Carter hit the ring…Psycho with that chair…HE JUST TOOK CARTER'S HEAD OFF!!! And Ace blasts Ice Cube with a superkick…caught him right on the jaw! Folks…this is disgusting!!! The NFWA being beaten down right here in the ring by the GNL! And Tina…Tina has turned on---OOOH! ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION!!!! MASS D WITH ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION ON PANTHER!!! And look at Lightning! Lightning's face is turning blue! PP: Who's that?! AD: Huh? Justin Storm and the Magdra!! Storm and the Magdra headed to…wait a minute!!! Magdra hits the ring…AND BRAD BLITZ NAILS HIM WITH A DROPKICK RIGHT TO THE FACE!!!! Brad Blitz…X-Pac all over the Magdra! Storm went down on the ramp! PP: What the hell… AD: I dunno! He's holding his knee! And look at Nuts!! Nuts is placing Panther's head on that steel chair! Panther is out cold after 2 sledgehammer shots from Tina…and…don't tell me…c'mon!!! Tina's got that sledgehammer again!!! No…NO…OOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!! SLEDGEHAMMER RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF PANTHER!!!!! PANTHER'S HEAD JUST SANDWICHED BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE STEEL CHAIR…PANTHER IS OUT!!!!!! (Security and Cincinnati Police officers rush the ringside area as the GNL continues to stomp the fallen NFWA stars. "What chu lookin at?" by Uncle Kracker blasts over the PA system once again as Tina gives X-Pac a hug. Freak hits Lightning one last time, before the group heads out of the ring and starts back to the locker room) AD: Fans…damn. Fans…the World Title match is next, but right now the GNL has…they've left Panther and Lightning laying. Panther's hurt badly…we'll…we'll be back with Havok and Bruiser! ***Promo for the Best of 7 Series at Apocalypse Now, December 22nd, on PPV…followed by a Pepsi commecial*** (The scene opens out to the parking lot where we see the GNL stars hopping into the "GNL01" limo. They're laughing and joking about the destruction they've caused. X-Pac, Freak and Tina peep their heads through the moonroof) X-Pac: Get a good look NFWA! Next week..Apocalypse Now…your ass is grass…and we're gonna…SMOKE IT, BABY!! HAHAHAHA!!!! (The 3 laugh and cheer as the limo tears out of the parking lot. The camera cuts back to ringside, where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave have returned to commentary) VJ: Well…we're back ladies and gentlemen. Dave are back as well. We'd like to thank Pete and Amy for filling in for us…and right now I'm really at a loss for words. Panther, Lightning, Ice Cube, Slick Carter and a host of NFWA superstars were destroyed out here. And Tina…I know Panther and Tina always had their little squabbles, but I never dreamed she would do something like that! 3 sledgehammer shots…she may have killed Panther. DD: Well those jackasses are out there talking like it's over! All they did was get a few cheap shots in on the NFWA! Well you just wait to Saturday, Vince! They wanna talk about smoking…well I promise they're gonna get their asses burned to the ground!!! VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen…it's time! It's time for the Cell match! We will find out once and for all just who is the UNDISPUTED Champion. For those of you who don't know…let's show you the history between Johnny Havok and Rick Bruiser! ( HIGHLIGHT VIDEO!!!!!!!!! "Livin' The Life" by Prodigy, Jadakiss and Butch Cassidy plays in the background as we go back to the magical night of Overkill, where we see Rick Bruiser attacking the timekeeper before the match, and Havok attacking Bruiser without a bell. We then go to the 11/30 FNS, where Bruiser reminds Panther of the agreement that said Havok couldn't touch he or his brother before the bell at Overkill, meaning that he was the new World Champion. There was a bit of confusion regarding the context of the actual agreement, so the rematch was signed. Havok/Bruiser III! The Rubber Match! No outside interference! Tonight, we will have an Undisputed Champion. Will the 3rd Time be the charm for Rick Bruiser, or will Havok continue to reign supreme. We'll find out…in 5…4…3…2..1..)World Title Ladder/Cell Match: Johnny Havok (Champion) Vs Rick Bruiser (BOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! A HUGE pyro explosion goes off in the rafters as "Smash Sumthin" by Redman blasts over the PA system. Red, orange and yellow lights swarm the arena as the Cell begins to lower from the rafters. In the center of the ring stands a 10 ft aluminum ladder, with the NFWA World Title belt dangling just a few feet above. The Cell completely surrounds the ring, the lights return to normal and "WHOA" by Black Rob blasts over the PA system. The crowd boos loudly as Rick Bruiser walks out onto the stage accompanied by Nick Bruiser and Justin Jericho. They give him high fives and head back to the locker room as Bruiser walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. Bruiser steps into the cell, climbs into the ring and looks up at the title belt. His music dies down, referee Jim Jonathan moves the ladder out to the arena floor when…5…4…3…2…1…[BOOOOOOOM!!!] "We Right Here" by DMX blasts over the PA system and the crowd goes crazy. Johnny Havok walks out onto the stage with a look of determination on his face, and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring. When he steps into the cell, referee Jonathan slams the door on him and locks it. He slides into the ring and goes right after Rick Bruiser as the bell sounds) Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: There's the bell and this is it!!! The controversy ends right here!!! Bruiser and Havok going right at one another in the center of the ring… DD: ya saw that Vince! Havok hit Bruiser before the bell!!! That's proof that Rick is the true Champion… VJ: First of all, jackass, that stip doesn't apply to his match! 2nd…OH! Bruiser fires a knee right to the gut of the Champion! And a clubbing forearm sends Havok to the mat!!! Bruiser headed out to the floor now! What's he… DD: He's going for the ALUUUUUUUUUMINUM! Baby!!! Yeah! VJ: Rick Bruiser going for the ladder! Bruiser has the ladder…watch Johnny HAV--OH!!!! TOPÉ!!!! HAVOK WITH A TOPÉ JUST SENT BRUISER CRASHING RIGHT INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!! AND THAT LADDER CAUGHT HIM RIGHT IN THE RIBS!!! DD: I told ya he was an idiot, Vince! He damn near killed himself! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, it's been an eventful evening here at Holiday Havok! Unfortunately, we don't have that much airtime left on USA. However, officials are making the phone calls, and we're gonna bring you as much of this show as we possibly can ladies and gentlemen! Bare with us here! DD: Speaking of bears…what's this idiot doing now? VJ: Must you call everyone an idiot?! Havok has that ladder now! Bruiser is trying to get his wits about him on the floor…and watch the Champion! Johnny Havok with the ladder…OH!!!!! HE USES IT FOR A BATTERING RAM!!!! BRUISER CAUGHT THAT SHOT RIGHT ON THE JAW!!! AND WATCH HAVOK NOW…ONE MORE TIME!!!!! This time Bruiser sent crashing into the steel cage!!! And now… Havok: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (Crowd goes wild) DD: Barbarian!!! VJ: Havok's gonna do it again…OH MY GOD, HE TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!!!!!!!! HAVOK…HE JUST SANDWICHED BRUISER BETWEEN THE LADDER AND THE CAGE!!!!! BRUISER IS DONE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! BRUISER IS DONE!!! AND NOW HAVOK'S BRINGING THE LADDER INTO THE RING!!! DD: Oh no, Rick!! Get up!! VJ: Havok setting up the ladder in the ring! Bruiser is down on the arena floor. Johnny Havok is just moments away from vanquishing Bruiser once and for all! Yes! He's making the climb!!! Havok making the climb! DD: Bruiser…get your ass up and do something! Your title is hanging in the balance! VJ: Johnny Havok is headed up the ladder…rung by rung! Rung by rung…Havok's almost there! He's just inches away…can he get it? Can he…YES!!! HE GOT IT DA---NO!!!!!!! BRUISER SHOVES THE LADDER OVER AT THE LAST SPLIT SECOND!!! DD: HAHAHA!!! Did you see that, Vince! VJ: That wasn't funny. DD: The hell is wasn't! Hell, find Bog Saget and give that man the $10,000! That was great, Vince! VJ: Havok got hung up in the ropes when that ladder tipped over, and Bruiser's looking under the ring for something. Bruiser apparently looking for some more toys… DD: What if he grabbed another round of C4! VJ: Oh…we've had enough C4 for one night. Our ring crew worked like mad to prepare that hole in the ring during the break earlier…aww DAMN! Look at this! DD: HAHA! That's not C4!!! But that is…STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!! VJ: Bruiser's got a steel chair! Bruiser's fixing to give Havok a taste of the infamous steel…watch Havok…OH!!!! Bruiser dodges the baseball sl---SWEEET MOTHER OF MERCY!!!! WHAT A TREMENDOUS CHAIRSHOT BY BRUISER!!! HAVOK DAMN NEAR GOT HIS SKULL CAVED IN!!!! And Dave…Havok is out! DD: HAHAHA! Vince, don't deny it! There's the proof right there! Rick Bruiser is not only the World Champion…HE'S THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION! VJ: He's not the champion until he beats Johnny Havok…but he may do that right here! Bruiser tosses Havok into the ring…and now he's got that ladder! One would think that it would make more sense to leave Havok out on the floor before he climbed the ladder! DD: He ain't climbing, but he is clobbering! Set you VCR's folks… VJ: Bruiser has the ladder in hand! Havok slowly trying to get up to his feet…OH!!!!!! LADDER TO THE HEAD OF JOHNNY HAVOK!!! AND HE JAMS THAT HUGE METAL LADDER INTO THE RIBS!!! AND AGAIN!!! RICK BRUISER IS TAKING JOHNNY HAVOK APART WITH THAT LADDER, AND THE CROWD DOESN'T LIKE IT ONE BIT! DD: Vince,I'm gonna say this for the last time, the crowd doesn't matter! Half these idiot out here can't divorce their wives without still being related to em! They're nothing but hicks! VJ: Stop it, Dave! Bruiser has Havok setup for something here…OH…SIDEWALK SLAM ON THE LADDER!!!!!! Johnny Havok's spine just exploding off that metal!!! And believe me folks, that hurts! That hurts like hell, and Bruiser just put Havok's head in between the rungs of that ladder! DD: Uh oh Vince! Watch this!!! We're getting ready for TOTAL DECAPITATION!!! RIGHT HERE…OOOOOH!!!! VJ: OH GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! RICK BRUISER JUST LOCKED HAVOK'S HEAD IN THAT LADDER AND BASHED IT WITH THAT CHAIR!!!!! Havok…he may have had his neck snapped! Havok is done! Havok is done, and now Bruiser is setting up that ladder! Rick Bruiser setting up the ladder…and now he's making the climb! Ladies and gentlemen, we could have a new World Champion right here! DD: (Sing Song) We gotta new Champion, we gotta new Champion! Go Bruiser! Go Bruiser! Go Bruiser! VJ: Rick Bruiser…will you shut up?! DD: What?! This is a celebration! Rick Bruiser! 2 time, 2 time, 2 time… VJ: (Interrupting purposely) Rick Bruiser looking for the gold! Can he get it here?! Can Bruiser regain the title that he lost 2 months ago at DOA! DD: He's almost got it! Just one more rung and you've got it, Rick! VJ: Rick Bruiser taking that extra step…hey wait a minute! Havok's shaking the ladder! DD: Stop that, you idiot!!! VJ: Havok shaking the ladder…Bruiser trying to keep his balance up there…oh my goodness! No!!! Bruiser…DOWN HE GOES!!!!!! DD: NOOOOO!!!! VJ: Rick Bruiser goes down, and he hits hard off the canvas! And the crowd is rallying behind Havok!!! Can Havok get himself together? Can Havok get back into the game and claim what's rightfully his? DD: He'll claim Bruiser's boot in his ass! VJ: Havok trying to get back to his feet…wait a minute now!!! Havok just laid that ladder onto the chest of Rick Bruiser! DD: What the…what's he doing, Vince? VJ: Havok laying the ladder onto the chest, and now he's headed to the top, Dave!!! Johnny Havok is headed to the top rope! What the hell is he thinking? DD: He ain't thinking, Vince! He's lost his damn mind! VJ: Havok on the top! Bruiser is pinned underneath the ladder…Johnny Havok---OOOOOOOH!!!!!!! 292 POUNDS DOWN ACROSS BRUISER AND THE LADDER WITH A BIG SPLASH!!!! DAVE, DID YOU SEE THE ELEVATION!!!!! DD: I see the stupidity!!! That idiot hurt himself! VJ: Havok…he will walk through hell and back to destroy Rick Bruiser!!! And both men are down! Both men are down and they are hurt! Ladies and gentlemen, we've gotta take our last commercial break. Again, our tapes are rolling! Don't go away!!!!! ****Commercial**** VJ: Welcome back to Holiday Havok! Bruiser off the ropes…Havok ducks the clothesline…OH!!!!!!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! BRUISER AND HAVOK GO DOWN!!! AND HAVOK GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! WHAT A MATCH DAVE!! WHAT A NIGHT!!! DD: Yeah, they said this would be Holiday Havok and they weren't lying. Hell, this is crazier than Toys R' Us on Christmas Eve!!! VJ: (Laughs) Not by much. I used to work at a…where'd Havok go? DD: Floor, right? VJ: Havok…he rolled out to the arena floor…and disappeared. What the hell is going on? DD: Maybe it's Shredder again. VJ: Let's not revisit that incident with the Shredder. Wait a minute…Bruiser's getting back to his feet, and Havok is nowhere to be found. Bruiser…he's setting up the ladder! Bruiser's about to go for the gold…wait a minute!!! There's Havok…Havok's got a ladder of his own!!! Havok just pulled out a ladder from underneath the ring… DD: Who keeps putting that crap under there?! VJ:I dunno, but Havok's bringing a 2nd ladder into the match as Rick Bruiser tries to make his way up the 1st. Bruiser climbing…rung by r…and now Havok climbing up the other side! DD: Geez, Vince! We might as well be in Indiana with all the races we've got going here tonight? VJ: Bruiser and Havok…climbing opposite sides of the ladder! Both men going for the gold! DD: Bruiser's higher!!! VJ: Yes he is!! Rick Bruiser about a half a step higher than Ha--OH! Havok catches him with a right hand to the midsection! Bruiser with one of his own!!! Havok and Bruiser trading blows atop the ladder! DD: Bruiser's winning! Bruiser's winn--WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!! VJ: Havok!! Low blow on Bruiser!!! Havok with a low blow on Rick Bruiser!!! DD: What a cheater, Vince!!!! What the hell…no! VJ: Havok on top of that ladder with Bruiser! Havok…he's not gonna do what I think he's gonna… DD: Oh my God, Vince!!! Oh my…OOOOHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!! (The crowd cheers wildly. Chants of "HOLY SH*T" erupt from the crowd, as the announcers sit stunned) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…MY GOD!!!!! HAVOK BOMB!!!!!! HAVOK BOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER RIGHT DOWN ONTO THAT 2ND LADDER!!!!! RICK BRUISER HAS BEEN TORN TO HELL!!! MY GOD!!!!! DD: Damn it, Vince! That man is a certifiable lunatic!!!!! VJ: Rick Bruiser's spine may be shattered by that move, and now Havok just signaled to the crowd that he's going up!!! Havok's going for the gold!! Rick Bruise is down on the mat… DD: Uh…Rick!!!! Now might be a good time to get up and kick him in the nuts! Rick… VJ: Havok has the ladder set up once again…and now he's making the climb!!!! Bruiser is out on the mat! His neck whipped violently into the air…he's done! And now Havo-- DD: LOOK!!!!! VJ: What the…THAT'S KRAZED!!!!!! KRAZED JUST DESCENDED FROM THE RAFTERS!!!!! KRAZED… DD: What the hell is he doing here?! VJ: We haven't seen Krazed since he was assaulted by the GNL before Overkill! And now he's atop the Cell!!! Meanwhile, look at Havok! Havok is just inches away from the title!!! Havok…HE'S GOT IT!!! HE'S GOT IT…HAVOK'S GOT THE…NO!!!!!!!! KRAZED JUST YANKED THE TITLE OUT OF THE HANDS OF JOHNNY HAVOK!!!!! KRAZED…HE'S PULLING THE TITLE OUT OF HAVOK'S REACH!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!! DD: HAHA…this is brilliant, Vince!!! Brilliant!! VJ: Damn it!!! Havok's been screwed!! Havok's been screwed…BRUISER JUST SHOVED THE LADDER DOWN…OH! Havok lands on his feet!!!! Bruiser ducks the clothesline---HOT SHOT ON JOHNNY HAVOK!!!!! HAVOK IS DOWN!!!!!! DD: IT'S OVER, VINCE!!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!! VJ: Damn it, I can't believe this!!!!! Johnny Havok…he had the title in his hands! In his damn hands, and that son of a bitch Krazed…DAMN IT!!!! DD: Vince, if you can't say anything nice, then shut your damn mouth!!! Skankhole! VJ: Havok is down after the Hot Shot! And look at Krazed! Krazed slipping the title belt back through that hole!!!! Bruiser's gonna steal this thing…UNBELIEVABLE!!! DD: Well Vince…HEY!! What's he doing out here?! VJ: Huh? It's the Player!! The Player out from the locker room area…and he's climbing the Cell!!! The Player is climbing the Cell!!! Krazed is on top, looking down into the ring, and now the Player is up there with him! What is the Player… DD: I know what he's up to! He's gonna try and steal the title for himself! VJ: He is not! Player is atop the Cell!! Player now…he's got Krazed… DD: What the hell are you…HEY!!!!! VJ: OH!!!! PLAYER JUST DECKED KRAZED WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!! PLAYER!!! PLAYER!!! PLAYER OPENING UP ON KRAZED ON THE ROOF OF THE CELL!!!! DD: Who does this little idiot think he is, Vince?! AHAHAHA!!! YEAH!!! VJ: No! Krazed has him by the throat!!! Krazed just grabbed the Player by the throat, and he's bringing him to the edge of the Cell! He's not gonna…Krazed is gonna chokeslam the Player from the top of the Cell---OH!!!! PLAYER WITH A RAKE AT THE EYES OF KRAZED!!! DD: Cheater!!! Somebody get this guy outta here! He has no right… VJ: Player has Krazed now! Player…oh wait just a minute! Wait---OH MY GOD!!!!!! (The crowd erupts once again, as chants of "Holy Sh*t" echo throughout the arena) DD: Oh no!!!! Krazed!!! VJ: The Player…he just nailed Krazed with a Huracanrana from the top of the cell!!!! Krazed went flying off the Cell, right through the Irish Announce table!!! Krazed is down and out…and the Player somehow hung on to the edge of the Cell!!! DD: Vince…he has no right being out here! He has no…(pulls out his gun and aims at Player) VJ: (Slaps the gun from his hand) WILL YOU PUT THAT AWAY?!!? Player has just taken care of Krazed, and look in the ring. Rick Bruiser has dragged the Champion towards the edge of the Cell! Bruiser…he's got handcuffs!! He's gonna cuff Havok to the Cell! DD: Brilliant! He musta borrowed one of T Money's brains, Vince! VJ: This isn't right, damn it! Havok trying to fight Bruiser! Havok trying to keep Bruiser for getting the cuffs on!!! If Havok is cuffed to the cage, he can kiss the World Title goodbye!!! DD: Well in that case, I've got some Chap stick he can use! VJ: Stop!! Bruiser now…HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! HAVOK HAS CUFFED BRUISER TO THE CAGE!!! DD: What?!?!?! VJ: Bruiser has been cuffed to the cage!!! He can't believe it!! This crowd is going crazy! DD: Oh my God, Rick! Where's the key! Somebody hand him the key!!! VJ: Bruiser…Bruiser trying desperately to free himself from the handcuffs! And watch Havok now! Havok with that steel chair!!! DD: Oh no, Bruiser! LOOK OUT… VJ: WHAAAAM!!!!!!! HAVOK JUST…GOOD GOD HE'S OUT!!!! RICK BRUISER IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT, AND NOW HAVOK POINTING TO THE HEAVENS!!!! HAVOK'S HEADED UP! HAVOK'S HEADED UP!!! DD: NO, NO, NO NO, NO, NO, NO NO NO, NO!!!!! VJ: Havok is in the ring!!! Havok's setting up the ladder!!! Bruiser is down! Bruiser is out…and Havok's headed upstairs!! Rung by rung! Havok making the climb! There's nothing Rick Bruiser can do about it!!! Can Havok reach the title…YES!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL NFWA World Heavyweight Champion: Johnny Havok!!!! DD: NOOOOOOOO!! WHAT…A…FLUKE!!!! VJ: What a win for Johnny Havok!!! Despite the interference from Krazed…Havok has walked out with HIS World Title right where it rightfully belongs!!! And this crowd is going crazy!!! DD: Damn it…congratulations, Player! You've just ruined your career by associating yourself with that idiot! VJ: And speaking of the Player…we now know for a fact with will be going down at Apocalypse Now! It will be that man…Johnny Havok! The World Heavyweight Champion, defending against the man standing above him, the Player!!! Ladies and gentlemen…oh my goodness what a night it has been! We've run overtime, ladies and gentlemen! For Delaware Dave, this is Vince Johnson saying…Happy Holidays!!!!! So long!
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