KT: Both Downcast and the Pro have been put down, Kurt and Downcast fooled us all but they're plan may backfire thanks to Bad Influence. Both of these men are trying to get back up to their feet...Downcast tried for a clothesline on the Professional but he gets nailed with a Death Valley Driver!!! Angle is trying to get back to his feet...the Pro catches him with a somersault senton!

DD: Uh oh! The Professional is on a roll Kevin!!!

KT: Yes he is! Downcast is back up and he got DDT'd to the mat!! The Professional is ready to put an end to Downcast's reign! He climbs to the top rope...there's the Maneuver! It's over...1...2...3!!!

DD: Whoa!!! That was crazy! Can you believe what we just saw?!

KT: What an amazing win by the Professional! He is the new World Heavyweight Champion and this crowd is going absolutely crazy! Here comes Double C and Three 6 out to the ring to celebrate with their teammate! They've got champagne and the corks are popping! It's celebration time here in the NFWA! Downcast and Angle are back up...they can't believe what they've seen...he's going into the ring and he has the World Title belt that was formerly his...what is going on here? Downcast has the title belt and he's standing in front of the Professional...

DD: Bust his brains in Downcast!!!

KT: Shut up! Downcast hands the belt to the Professional! What a sportsman Downcast is!

DD:What a piece of garbage! He could've been a Champion to be remembered but all he's proved to me is that he's a wimp!

KT: Downcast is a man's man. He was a great Champion and I'm sure he will have that title some day again. But as for right now Downcast has proved to me that he's...A NO GOOD LOUSY SON OF A BITCH!!!! He just hit the Professional with that baseball bat!!!! Downcast is beating the Professional! Damn it what a piece of trash! Double C and Three 6 are helping out their teammate...Angle just shattered that champagne bottle over Double C's head! Olympic Slam on Three 6!!! Downcast is stomping away on the Professional...why is he doing this?

DD: Because he's the world's smartest man! He's my new hero!

KT: I can't believe you and I can't believe Downcast! Downcast picks up the Professional and Angle throws down a steel chair...no...Total Dispear on a chair!

DD: I can't believe what we just saw...Downcast and Angle are my new heroes!!!

KT: This is absolutely disgusting! Ladies and gentlemen, for Delaware Dave this is Kevin Taylor saying so long from San Antonio, TX!!!!

DD: Yeah, the hottest PPV of the year is finally here, and let's just make sure your blueneck cousins don't show up and try to ruin it again!

VJ: Blueneck…nevermind. Ladies and gentlemen, for those of you who don't know, this PPV was originally scheduled for August 18^th but moved to the 25^th, and when the 25^th finally arrived, a terrible Texas twister came in and blew down the Alamodome, tragically killing 35 fans and Johnny Gunn's 3-week old puppy, Puppy Dogg. Amazingly, the Alamodome has been rebuilt, the NFWA is here, and we're ready to kick ass! Hell on Earth! The World Title will be on the line in the main event, as Rage defends against Downcast!!! Dave, it's been 1 year since Downcast lost the World Title! He lost it in this very building! Can he rid himself of the San Antonio jinx here tonight?! Can he become the Champion?

DD: Of course he can become Champion, but I think you're forgetting the most important factor…this is Dynasty Vs Dynasty! The Dynasty cannot fight the Dynasty! This is…this is…I don't know what to say?!

VJ: Well there's been a lot of speculation over the past week about the role Prez Sniper will play in this match.

DD: Don't start that! You and your Canadian journalism! Sniper is in the Dynasty damn it! The Dynasty is a family…Sniper is just interested in the welfare of his family!

VJ: Well we'll see later on tonight. Also ladies and gentlemen, the NFWA/GNL war comes to PPV! First it'll be the GNL's Tristram going 1 on 1 with the NFWA TV Champion T Money in a 2/3 falls match! The 1^st fall will be a Street fight, the 2^nd fall will be a flaming glass table match, the 3^rd fall, if necessary, will be Hell in a Cell! Then later on tonight, it's gonna be 8 man hell as Rick Bruiser, Kaos, The Rock and newcomer Justin Jericho go up against the GNL's Staks, Tristram, Thunder and Brad Blitz!

DD: Yeah, and best of all, we get to see our CEO put the GNL 6 feet under once and for all! I can't wait!

VJ: That's right ladies and gentlemen. Panther will go 1 on 1 with GNL co-CEO "J-Dogg" Johnny Gunn in a buried alive match! There's been a lot of controversy heading into this match! A lot of bad blood between these 2 men, not to mention the fact that Panther was injured this past week on Gear? Will Panther be 100% for the match tonight! Will the NFWA be literally buried alive?! We'll find out later on! But let's not forget Lightning, the GNL's secret weapon making his first wrestling appearance since On Deadly Ground! He will go 1 on 1 with Ice Cube! What a match this is gonna be!

DD: Damn right, Vince! Ice Cube is gonna expose Lightning for the fraud that he is once and for all! Don't forget, Lightning has never beaten Ice Cube, but Ice Cube has beaten Lightning!

VJ: that's true! It's gonna be an incredible night! Fa--OH!!!!!

J-Dogg: Hey!

Sniper: Shut your damn mouth, or that P-Diddy style ass whooping won’t be the only one you get tonight. (To Blitz) And you! Brad Blitz!

Brad: That’s my name, don’t wear it out!

Sniper: (Rolls his eyes) Boy, me and you got some unfinished biz! So...(laughs) you think you can attack me and get away with it? Huh? Think you can just give me the Blitzburg Bomb and get away with it?! Well I’m the Prez, damn it!

Shane: YEAH! HE’S THE PREZ, DAMN IT!

Sniper: And nobody, BUT NOBODY puts their hands on me and gets away with it!

J-Dogg: Sniper, Sniper! Why don’t you take your ass home before you get hurt, ok?

Sniper: Whatever! Lemme just say this! Tonight, Brad, you’ve got that big 8 man tag? Well that won’t be the only match you wrestle tonight, cuz I’m signing it! Me and you! 1 on 1! Here tonight at Hell on Earth, and tonight I’m gonna do what I shoulda did back in 99! I’m gonna put you out of this bizness once and for all!

Brad: (Laughs) OOOOH! I’m sooooooo scared! Sniper, listen up, duck brain! Sniper, there is no way...I say NO WAY...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY...IN HECK you’re gonna be taking the Blitz outta the game here tonight! And ya wanna know why?!

Sniper: Wh...

Brad: CUZ I DON’T WORK FOR YOU!!! DO I?! DO I?!?!? NO I DON’T! SCREW YOU SNIPER! KISS MY...BOOOTAY!!!!!!

Sniper: I’ll kick your bootay! That’s what I’ll..

J-Dogg: Look...

Sniper: Did you just...Shane?! Did he?!

Shane: Yeah! He did! You don’t put your hands on...WHAM! BAM BOOM! You don’t touch us!

J-Dogg: Look, this may be an NFWA arena...but this ain’t your territory. So you 2 clowns can either do 2 things. Leave quietly...or leave in an ambulance!

Sniper: Oh, I know you’re not threatening me?]

Shane: Yeah! You don’t threaten...WHAPAPPY! BAM! BAM! GO GET HIM! GO GET HIM! Ya just don’t threaten us!

J-Dogg: Now I’m gonna say again, you can either get out, or we can take you out?

Sniper: You and what army?

J-Dogg: (Smirks)

DD: Oh no! Sniper! Sniper...GET OUTTA THERE!!! NO!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS! THE GNL!!!!! THE GNL STARS ARE DOING A NUMBER ON SNIPER BACKSTAGE!!! Dave, I...

DD: THAT’S THE PREZ!!! THEY CAN’T DO THAT...

VJ: Sniper has been outnumbered, and he is getting the hell..OH!!!! SNIPER RIGHT INTO THE BRICK WALL!! Sniper is being destroyed by the GNL!

DD: Somebody help him! Somebody help Sniper!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...we just lost our footage...

DD: What the hell is going on back there?! What the hell is happening to Sniper?!

VJ: I dunno! We can’t see what’s going on back there!

DD: Well get off your lazy ass and help him! That’s our Prez!

VJ: I know who it is! Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize...we have no clue what’s going on backstage! The tech crew is trying to get some footage! Trying to give us a look at what’s going on back there...my goodness. Sniper is in some deep trouble!

X-Pac: Hey, Stephanie, we just saw...

Steph J: I can’t talk right now. Sniper’s hurt! Sniper’s hurt bad...

DD: Oh my God! SNIPER!!!!

VJ: What the hell happened?!

DD: Screw the Mall! What the hell is going on backstage?!

VJ: Well...I don’t know. Stephanie said that Sniper was hurt...just how badly he’s hurt, I don’t know. But right now the show must go on! It’s Diamond Vs Alyssa! The Women’s Title is on the line, and there you see Diamond.

DD: I refuse to commentate on this match until somebody tells me what happened to Sniper!

VJ: Fine! Well ladies and gentlemen, Diamond is here...but where is Alyssa? The Women’s Champion is nowhere to be found, and take a look at Diamond! This is her 1st singles match since losing the title to Alyssa and being injured last month on an episode of FNS, and check out the look on her face! She can’t wait to get her hands on Deadly Candy!

DD: Check out the look on her face?! Please. Alyssa will rip Diamond’s face off and wipe her ass with it!

VJ: I thought you weren’t talking?

DD: Well I was sent out here to do a job. What kinda guy would I be if I let you come out here and ruin the PPV?

VJ: Diamond is looking. Where the hell is Alyssa? We’re supposed to be having a match here!

DD: Well if we can’t find Alyssa, then we might as well get back to the arena and get some footage of what’s going on back there with Sni---HEY!!!!

VJ: OH WAIT!!!!! IT’S ALYSSA!!! ALYSSA SANDERS OUT OF NOWHERE...

DD: What the hell?!

VJ: She was hiding inside a toy store! Alyssa just ran out of that store, and she just waffled Diamond in the head with that box!!!

DD: HAHA! That’s the official NFWA X-Treme Wrestling ring she just hit her with!

VJ: Whatever it was, Diamond just got the daylights knocked out of her! There’s referee Doug Peterson...

VJ: There’s the bell! This match is underway! Alyssa with the cover on Diamond...1...2...kickout by the former Champion! Alyssa...she may have busted Diamond open with that shot and look at that! Hard kick to the back of the head! And another one! The Champion is all over Diamond. Alyssa has Diamond by the hair...

DD: Watch this, Vince! Watch thi...OOH HAHAHA!

VJ: Sanders just sent Diamond crashing headfirst into that vender’s cart! Diamond is in a world of hurt, Dave! Alyssa with the cover...1...2...Diamond with another kickout!

DD: Ya know, I’m still worried about Sniper, but I think I’m getting cheered up right here! Get her Alyssa!

VJ: Well if Panther’s watching this, I wonder what’s going through his mind.’

DD: Don’t start that, Johnson. There is nothing going on between Panther and Diamond.

VJ: Well, I’m not so sure!

DD: That’s cuz you don’t know nothing! The day that Panther and Diamond hook up is the day that pigs fly.

VJ: Well I’m sure that Panther is the last thing on Diamond’s mind right now...she is getting the hell beat out of her by Deadly Candy, and look at this! Deadly Candy is trying to drown Diamond in the fountain! C’mon ref! Get in there! She just shoved Diamond’s head into the fountain...oh man, she’s in trouble!

DD: It’s just a matter of time not, Vince!

VJ: You’ve gotta wonder if maybe Diamond came back from her injury a little too soon! Deadly Candy has Diamond now...

DD: Ya saw that, Vince! She’s gonna finish her!

VJ: This could be it right here! Yes! Here it comes...the Cou--WAIT!! Diamond just shoved--OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! DIAMOND JUST SHOVED DEADLY CANDY THROUGH THE WINDOW OF THE GAP!!!!! DEADLY CANDY HAS BEEN CUT TO SHREDS!!!!

DD: Oh my God, no!!

VJ: Deadly Candy...I’ve heard of window shopping, but...

DD: Shut up! You think you’re so funny! Deadly Candy coulda had her beautiful face ruined right there! And what is that little hussy doing now?!

VJ: Diamond just grabbed went into the store, and she grabbed a belt! Diamond...she’s fixing to take Alyssa Sanders to the woodshed!

DD: Candy! Look out...NO!

VJ: OH!!!! WHat a shot! And another one!!!! And...Diamond is whipping the Champion!!!!

DD: Somebody do something about this!!!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders...she’s out of it after going through the window, but Diamond is continuing to put the punishment on! Diamond putting on the pressure...and she just wrapped that belt around the throat of Deadly Candy! Diamond is choking the life out of the Champion!

DD: And these sick, inbred, redneck bastards here in San Antonio are actually cheering this crap! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEIR VALUES?!

VJ: Well I can tell you where the Women’s Title will be in a few moments! It’ll be around the waist of Diamond! She just lifted Deadly Candy off the floor...right into the cash register! Diamond is solidly in control...and now what’s this?! Diamond just lifted the Champion up for something...Diamond...she’s going for the Diamondbreaker! This’ll be all. We’re gonna have a new Women’s Cham...no wait a minute!!!

DD: What in the world?!?!

VJ: Some guy...some guy just sprayed Diamond right in the eyes with mace! Right in the eyes! Diamond has been blinded!

DD: Who the hell was that?!

VJ: I dunno! Diamond can’t see a damn thing! And watch Deadly Candy! She just grabbed the cash register...MY GOD!!!!!! SHE JUST BASHED DIAMOND RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!! SHE DAMN NEAR TOOK HER HEAD OFF WITH THAT SHOT! 1...2...3!!

DD: Do you believe in miracles, Vince?!

VJ: Diamond just got her brains knocked in with that cash register...who the hell was that man, Dave?! Who was that that just sprayed Diamond with the mace?! What kinda no good, lousy son of a bi...

DD: Hey, hey! Watch it, Vince! Everything that happened to Diamond in this match, she had it coming!

VJ: How can you say that!?

DD: Well first, that little homewrecker has been running around here trying to ruin the good name of our CEO, and then she tried to brutally murder our beloved Women’s Champion a few moments ago. After the things she’s done, Diamond’s just lucky that mace is the only thing that happened to her!

VJ: Well this is a heartbreaker for Diamond. Deadly Candy still the Women’s Champion...

Panther: What the...

EMT: Mr. Panther, try to stay calm.

Panther: Stay calm? What do you mean...what’s going on?

EMT: It’s Sniper. He got involved with a little scuffle with the GNL earlier on...he was outnumbered, and...

Panther: The GNL did this?

EMT: Please, just try to stay...

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, the situation with Prez Sniper obviously not good. He’s being carted off to the hospital after an attack from the GNL!

DD: Ya know what, Vince, this GNL thing is getting out of hand. And we’ve gotta put a stop to it tonight.

VJ: That could very well happen, but ladies and gentlemen, there he is. Former 3 time NFWA World Champion! It’s Lightning! Later on tonight he makes his return to PPV, but as a member of the GNL! It’s Ice Cube Vs Lightning! 2 of the all-time greats in the NFWA collide here tonight! What a match that will be! Let’s take you back down to ringside!

VJ: What an incredible match that was, ladies and gentlemen. T Money picks up the win over Tristram, and what about it, Dave?! The NFWA is 1 up on the GNL!!!

DD: Damn right we are! And that won’t be the only win for us! Get out the brooms, Vince!

VJ: Why?!

DD: Cuz I feel a SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP coming on!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

VJ: I sure hope so...but that remains to be seen. Well ladies and gentlemen, up next the Tag Team Titles will be on the line. It was scheduled to be Mad Dreams defending the Tag Team Titles against the Elites, but that all changed last Friday night on the Friday Night Slam. Take a look at this...

Ice Cube: About what?

Newsman: Well, as we can see, Friday night was very good to both of you gentlemen. Ice Cube defeated Downcast to become the new Intercontinental Champion, and the both of you won the huge 4 way to become the Tag Team Champions for the 3rd time. But I don’t wanna talk about Friday night, I wanna talk to you about tonight. The World Title will be on the line as you, Rage, go 1 on 1 with Downcast. Now Rage...he may have been injured tonight, but I have my sources. Some very unreliable sources, and they have guaranteed me that Sniper has made a deal with either you or Downcast to guarantee that 1 of you walk out of San Antonio with the title. Now the question is not if...but who Sniper made the deal with.

Rage: Lemme get this straight...are you saying that you think I’m in cahoots with Sniper?

Newsman: I’m just asking.

Rage: You’re just asking! Lemme tell you something...(hits Newsman with the World Title)

VJ: Hey!!!! Rage just KO’d Newsman!!!! Rage just hit Newsman with the Title belt! What the hell?!??!

DD: He had no business asking the wrong questions!

VJ: The Hell he didn’t! Newsman...the man was just doing his job, and now look at this! He’s being assaulted by Rage and Ice Cube! He’s being...this is disgusting!

VJ: Damn it...what the hell is the matter with those men?

DD: What’s wrong with them?! What’s wrong with Newsman?!

VJ: He just got his ass kicked back there, for no good reason!

DD: Serves him right!

VJ: Well Rage...he didn’t give us an answer. Does that mean...has Rage cut a deal with Sniper?

VJ: No, the Elites just defeated the Riot Makerz! And what about it?! 5 times! 5 time Tag Team Champions, are the Elites!

DD: Not after I get done with em! Just wait! Me and Pete! We can take em?

VJ: To what? A movie?

DD: Oh...that’s funny. Real funny, Johnson!

VJ: Yes! But up next...it will be no laughing matter. Ladies and gentlemen...it’ll be no DQ! No count out! Shark does battle with Krazed. If Krazed wins, not only does he get Shark’s wife Stacey Blitch...but Shark will retire from the NFWA. Right now, let’s show you what lead up to this emotionally charged matchup!

KT: Shark, Stacey, it’s almost time. Tell us...just what is going through your minds as we go into this match? After all that Krazed has done to the both of you...with your career and your wife on the line here tonight...what state if mind are you in at the moment?

Shark: Well Kevin...it’s like I said. Tonight I will get my hands on Krazed, and it will be the last time. The last time he ever sets foot in a wrestling ring, because simply put, he will be totally devastated! Krazed...no DQ...no rules...no holding back. Tonight, I will end you once and for all or I will damn sure die trying. Now Stacey...Krazed has done a lot to you over the last month. He’s done a lot to the both of us...and tonight I’m gonna make him suffer in ways he could never have dreamed about. But just not with you at ringside.

Stacey: Huh?!

Shark: Stacey, I want you to stay back here for this one.

Stacey: But Shark...

Shark: It’s too dangerous! I don’t want you to get hurt again, Stacey. Please...just stay here.

Stacey: Sha...(sighs) Ok, Shark. I’ll stay here. Good luck.

KT: A determined Shark is on his way to do battle with Krazed. Will he get his revenge...or will this be the last time he ever sets foot in an NFWA ring? Vince, Dave, back to you guys at ringside!

DD: Yeah, and remember Krazed: The sooner you beat Shark, the sooner you get to go to really go to work on Stacey!

VJ: What?! That’s disgusting! What the hell is the matter with you?! Krazed has Shark down, and now he’s going for 1 of those trashcans!

DD: He’s about to take out the trash! HAHAHA! NO!!!

VJ: OH!!! SHARK BITE!!!! Shark just nailed Krazed with a Shark Bite!

DD: That is an illegal move! Somebody hang his ass!

VJ: Hard right hand catches Krazed on the jaw! There’s another! And another! Shark has Krazed reeling here! Irish whip...reversed by Krazed! Shark just sent into the ropes...Krazed misses with the big boo---OOOOH!!!!!!

DD: Oh no! No! No! No! No! No!!!

VJ: Shark just grabbed himself a handful of...of...well you know what he’s got! Krazed is writhing in pain!

DD: This isn’t fair, Vince! This isn’t fair!

VJ: Shark...he’ measuring Krazed for something now...OH!!!! DDT ON THE TRASHCAN!!! There’s the cover...NO! He’s not going for the cover! Shark is trying to beat the life out of Krazed! Shark hammering away with right hands! Right hands! Right--OH!!!! TRASHCAN LID TO THE BRAIN!!! Shark is a man possessed!

DD: Well somebody call the exorcist! Get Krazed outta there!

VJ: Shark has absolutely opened up on the master of the Supernova! And look at Shark! He’s headed to the top!!!

DD: Oh, look out, Krazed!

VJ: Shark is ascending to the heavens! I smell a Shark Attack, Dave! Shark is gonna put Krazed away right here! He’s up on the top rope! Here it comes...oh wait! Krazed...Krazed just rolled out of the ring.

DD: Great strategy!

VJ: Great stra...the man is running! Krazed is running from Shark!

DD: He is not running! He’s just practicing his moonwalk!

VJ: I can’t believe that Krazed is actually gonna run from a fight...oh! But look at Shark! Shark is going after him!

DD: Look out, Krazed!

VJ: Shark is headed up the aisle after Krazed! Shark...OH!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE! KRAZED CAUGHT HIM! KRAZED CAUGHT SHARK COMING IN...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

DD: SUPERNOVA!!!

VJ: KRAZED JUST GAVE SHARK THE SUPERNOVA ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! It’s all over baby!!

VJ: You may be right!

DD: I’m always right! Get out your videotapes! Get on the phone, call Momma! Call Papa! Call Cousin Jimmy! Call em all, cuz this will be the last time that you ever see Shark in the NFWA...AWWWWWWWW DAMN!!!!

VJ: SHARK JUST SAT UP!!!! SHARK...SHARK IS GETTING UP AFTER THE SUPERNOVA!!! DAVE...

DD: What on Earth...

VJ: Shark...nobody has ever gotten up after the Supernova!

DD: Oh Lord! That man’s got the devil in him, Vince! Run Krazed! Run!!!

VJ: Krazed tries for a right hand...Shark with 1 of his own!!! And another! And...Shark with a sudden burst of energy! You can feel it, Dave! You can feel the surge of energy running through this man’s body!

DD: Energy my pinky toe! That’s nothing

VJ: STOP IT! Shark has Krazed by the hair...Krazed goes hard into the guardrail! He’s got Krazed once again...OH! Krazed goes into the guardrail 1 more time! Shark has opened up the forehead of Krazed! Shark has just drawn blood! Shark has Krazed now...oh look at the power!

DD: It’s Steroids! That’s illegal! 911!!! 911!!!! NO!!!!!

VJ: ATLANTIS EXPRESS ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!!! Shark is absolutely taking Krazed apart!

VJ: And look on the Panthertron! There you see Stacey backstage! Stacey watching the match going on...

DD: How can she smile after the things this idiot Shark has done to Krazed? After all Krazed has done for her she has the nerve...

VJ: After all Krazed has done?! Krazed has made that young lady’s life a living hell! And look at Shark! Shark dragging Krazed over to the Panthertron...and Shark making Krazed look at Stacey! Making him look at the woman he made miserable for the past mo---

VJ and DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: SHARK...MY GOD!!! SHARK JUST TOSSED KRAZED HEADFIRST THROUGH THE PANTHERTRON!!!! SHARK IS TAKING KRAZED APART PIECE BY PIECE!!!

DD: Ok, stop the match! This has gone too far! Stop the damn match!

VJ: Oh no! Shark is just getting started with Krazed! And look at him! Krazed is a bloody mess! And now Shark has him by the hair...Krazed just slammed headfirst into the Hell on Earth set! And again! Krazed...he’s out on his feet...and now Shark has the projector!

DD: What?! He can’t...Vince! That thing costs over $5 million!!!! He cannot...OH!!!!!!!

VJ: OHHH!!! SHARK JUST BASHED KRAZED RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THE PANTHERTRON PROJECTOR!!! SHARK HAS JUST DESTROYED KRAZED...

DD: I can’t believe that idiot Shark just did that! That thing costs more than my house and my yacht put together! He has gotta be...shot!

VJ: Well Krazed may be wishing that he was shot after the beating he’s taken in this match! And Shark has him again. Shark has Krazed and he’s dragging him back down the aisle to ringside. Shark dragging Krazed...Krazed is a bloody, beaten mess. Dave, it’s just a matter of time now...

DD: Oh no! It’s not over yet! I can feel it in my bones! Krazed has still got something up his sleeve! He’s still...HEY LOOK!!!!!

VJ: OHHHH!! Low blow by Krazed!!! Krazed just nailed Shark with a low blow, and he’s got him by the hair now! Krazed...IRISH WHIP SENDS SHARK INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!!!!! Shark’s knees just sent crashing hard into the steel...and watch Krazed! Krazed has him by the throat...

DD: Look at this, Vince...OH!!!!!

VJ: CHOKESLAM!!!!! Krazed with a chokeslam on the 300+ pound Shark! Shark is down...and Dave, he may be out!

DD: See, I told ya, Vince! I told ya Krazed wasn’t done yet! Now it’s just a matter of time before Shark is gone for good! Forever!

VJ: Krazed just crawled under the ring...what the hell is he doing?

DD: I dunno? Getting a fishtank?

VJ: Krazed...he just pulled something out from under the ring...oh no. Handcuffs! Krazed just pulled handcuffs from underneath the ring! Shark, he’s trying to climb back into the ring, but Dave! Shark has handcuffs!

DD: No, skankhole! Krazed has the handcuffs! And Shark’s gonna get it right here!

VJ: Shark is trying to get back to his feet, but Krazed is in the ring too! Krazed...axehandle blow to the back of Shark! And another one sends Shark back to the canvas! Krazed...what’s he doing now? Dave, Krazed...he’s handcuffing Shark! He’s handcuffing him to the bottom rope! C’mon!

DD: HAHA! This is great, Vince! This is great!

VJ: This is horrible! Krazed has just handcuffed Shark to the bottom rope! Shark...he’s virtually defenseless!

DD: Yeah! And in about 5 seconds he’s gonna be totally gone from the NFWA! Go Krazed!

VJ: Krazed has the trashcan once again! Krazed...Shark doesn’t have a place to go...OH!!!!!! HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD OF SHARK!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! KRAZED IS BEATING SHARK TO DEATH WITH THAT TRASHCAN! And there’s not a damn thing Shark can do about it! Krazed...what is he doing here? He just put that trashcan over the head of Shark!

DD: Yeah! That’s where Shark’s gonna be living after Krazed gets done with him...OH!!!!!

VJ: OH GOD!!! BIG BOOT BY KRAZED!!! THAT METAL TRASHCAN JUST DENTED OVER THE HEAD OF SHARK!!! Shark is...Shark is hurt!

Stacey: C’mon, Shark!! Get up!!! Get up Shark!

Stacey: What the...HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!!! HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLP!!!!!

VJ: Oh God! Dave, did you just see that?! Jaguar just grabbed Stacey!!! Jaguar...I can’t believe this, Dave!!!! Where the hell did he come from?!

DD: I dunno! I’m watching the show same as you!

VJ: Well...I dunno what’s going on back there, but if we can get some officials...Stacey may be in trouble!

DD: Oh, I see how it is! When that trifling whore Stacey is running around making passes at guys like Jaguar, you’re ready to call the officials! But when Sniper’s being attacked by the GNL jackoffs, you couldn’t care less!

VJ: You idiot! How can you say that Stacey made a pass at Jaguar?! What’s the matter with you?!

DD: I saw what I saw! Don’t blame Jaguar for...

VJ: Just shut up! I’ve had about enough of you tonight! Stacey has been abducted once again! This time by Jaguar, and Shark is defenseless in the ring! Shark is still handcuffed to the bottom rope! He is busted wide open after the trashcan shots from Krazed...and where is Krazed going? Oh no.

DD: HAHA! Vince!

VJ: Don’t tell me!

DD: Yes! Yes! Yes! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Shark is fixing to be sent flying out of the NFWA! Courtesy of Krazed, and courtesy of a little thing I like to call...STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!

VJ: Krazed is in the ring with a steel chair! Shark is trying to use his 1 free hand...good God, he still has some fight left in him! Shark will not give up! Shark---OHHHHH!!!!

DD: Shark just got his brains knocked in!!!!!

VJ: That’s it! It’s gotta be over right here! There’s no way that Shark is getting up after that shot. Shark is out!

DD: It’s all over, Vince! Pin him, Krazed! Pin him!!!

VJ: Wait a second! How’s he gonna pin him?! Shark is cuffed to the bottom rope!

DD: Huh?

VJ: Krazed...he just tried to go for the cover, but he realized a flaw! Shark is in the ropes! Krazed can’t pin him!

DD: Quick...somebody get him the key!

VJ: I don’t think Krazed knows where the key is!

DD: You stole it, didn’t you?

VJ: I didn’t...what are you...

DD: Don’t try to lie, I can see it in your eyes! You closet kleptomaniac!

VJ: You idiot! Krazed is searching his ring attire for the key...he has no idea where it is! And look at Shark! Shark is getting up! Shark is getting up!

DD: Calm down! Calm down! He can try to get up all he wants! He can’t do nothing! He’s still handcuffed, remember?! HA!

VJ: Shark trying to get back up! He’s still cuffed to the ropes, and look at Krazed. He just grabbed that steel chair! Don’t tell me he’s gonna hit him agai--OH!!!!!!! HE BROKE THE CUFFS!!!! SHARK BROKE THE CUFFS!!!! SPEAR ON KRAZED!!!!!!! KRAZED IS DOWN!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...SHARK IS BACK! SHARK IS ON FIRE!!!! LOOK AT HIM GO TO WORK!!!

DD: How in the World...wha...Krazed, fight back!

VJ: Shark will not go down without a fight! He has Krazed by the hair...Irish whip sends him into the ropes...Shark runs right through him with a hard clothesline! Krazed back to his feet...SHARK BITE!!!! Krazed goes down once again after the Shark Bite! Dave, Shark can’t be stopped! Shark can’t be stopped! And he’s got the chair!

DD: Oh no! Not STEEEEL!

VJ: Shark has that steel chair in his hands! He’s gonna blast Krazed right out of existence...hey!

DD: Vince...look in the aisle! Look!

VJ: That’s Jaguar and Stacey!! Good God, I can’t believe this! Jaguar is dragging Stacey out here to ringside! What is he doing...OH NO!!!!

DD: HAHA! Yes!

VJ: Shark...Shark was looking at Jaguar and Stacey, giving Krazed the opportunity to get back to his feet and boot that chair right into the face of Shark! Thanks to Jaguar, Krazed has regained control of this thing! And look at Jaguar! He’s dragging Stacey closer and closer to the ring. And look at Krazed! He has a smile on his face! Krazed smiling at Stacey...I don’t even wanna know what he’s thinking about?

DD: He’s thinking about the hotel room around 2 am toni...

VJ: Oh will you stop?!?!?! Jag...Jag just tossed Stacey into the ring! Stacey is lying at the feet of Krazed...LEAVE HER ALONE DAMN IT!

DD: Aww, c’mon Vince! Look at that look in her eyes! She wants it! She wants Krazed...

VJ: That young lady is terrified! Krazed has Stacey by the hair! What’s he gonna do?! Wha...KRAZED IS KISSING STACEY!!!!! HE’S KISSING HER AGAIN! This is...this is absolutely disgusting!!!!!

DD: Disgusting?! Can’t you feel the love in the air, Vince? Can’t you feel--LOOK OUT!

VJ: OH! Shark with a double leg takedown on Krazed!!!!! Shark...he’s a madman! Shark has Krazed on the mat, and he’s hammering away with right hands to the head! To the midsection! Shark is a man possessed, but watch Jaguar! Jaguar is in the ring---SHARK WITH A SPEAR ON JAG!!!!!

DD: NO!

VJ: Shark just exploded on Jaguar! And now Jaguar is facing the fury of Shark!

DD: He’s attacking an innocent man!!!

VJ: He had no business doing what he did to Stacey! And yes! Look at Stacey now! Stacey getting her licks in on Jaguar! Stacey and Shark are beating the hell out of the Dynasty’s corporate assassin!

DD: Yeah...but watch Krazed!

VJ: Krazed...OH NO!!! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE ON SHARK AND STACEY!!!!! Krazed just clotheslined Stacey! I can’t believe he just did that!

DD: She had no business being in there, Vince!

VJ: She wouldn’t be in there if it wasn’t for Jaguar!

DD: You and your fuzzy excuses! Just shut your mouth, sit back and watch as Krazed puts Shark out of the game for good!

VJ: Krazed is signaling to the crowd for something! Listen to the boos! San Antonio does not like Krazed!

DD: Well until they learn the meaning of the word bath, who gives a damn what San Antonio likes! This is it, Vince! Watch!

VJ: Shark slowly getting back to his feet! Krazed is measuring him from behind! Shark...look out, Shark! Turn around! Turn...OH MY!!!! Krazed caught him!

DD: It’s Supernova time!

VJ: Krazed has Shark set up for the Supernova! And he’s gonna make him think about it! Krazed making Shark and this capacity crowd...WAIT A MINUTE!

DD: What the hell?!?!?!

VJ: Jaguar just took off his mask...IT’S MADMAN!!!!!! THAT’S MADMAN!

DD: What on...oh my God! Krazed! Look! Look!!!!!

VJ: Krazed about to hit Shark with the Supernov--he just spotted Jag...I mean Madman!!!! Look at the look in Krazed’s eye--OH!!!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! FIRE!!!!! JAGUAR JUST SHOT THAT FIREBALL INTO THE EYES OF KRAZED!

DD: That damn Madman! No!!!! Krazed!!!!

VJ: JACKKNIFE!!!!!! MADMAN WITH THE JACKKNIFE ON KRAZED!!!!! KRAZED IS DOWN!!!!!! Krazed...look at Stacey! She can’t believe her eyes! Madman...

DD: What is going on here, Vince?!

VJ: I’ll tell ya! Shark is headed up! Shark is headed to the top rope! Krazed caught that fireball right in the face! He can’t see Shark coming...

DD: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

VJ: SHARK ATTACK!!!!!!!!! KRAZED JUST GOT BLASTED WITH THE SHARK ATTACK! THERE’S THE COVER...1...2...3!!!!!!

DD: I can’t believe this!!! How...

VJ: Shark has just picked up the win...

DD: Thanks to Jaguar...I mean Madman...I mean...who the hell is that?!

VJ: That’s Madman! And Shark is the winner! What a win for the Greatest I-C Champ of all time!

DD: This was the biggest fluke...I mean it! This is nothing but highway robbery! Nothing but highway robbery!

VJ: Say what you will, Krazed got exactly what he had coming to him. And look at Shark. Shark going face to face with Madman. Dave...I don’t even think Shark knew about this! Jaguar...Madman...Madman is shaking hands with Shark! And there you have it, folks! Shark is the winner! Shark keeps Stacey, and Shark will remain in the NFWA! What a night this has been!

DD: Yeah, well it ain’t over between Shark and Krazed! I can promise you that!

VJ: That was an incredible war, ladies and gentlemen, and the next match will be exactly that! A war! The battle between the NFWA and the GNL continues here tonight! It’s the 8 Man Tag Team War! The Revolution and Justin Jericho will represent the NFWA against the GNL’s Brad Blitz, Staks, Tristram and Thunder. The NFWA is 1 up on the GNL here tonight! Can the GNL tie it up, or will the NFWA pull out another one!

DD: Vince, all I’ve gotta say about the GNL is SWEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!

VJ: God, you need some ritalin!

VJ: And there you see Downcast, ladies and gentlemen. As we mention before, it was 1 year ago that Downcast lost the World Title to the Professional! In this very arena! Tonight Downcast has the chance to regain the title, but will it be with help from Sniper? Has Sniper made a deal with...who is that Downcast is talking to?

DD: I dunno Your mom gets around a lot. Maybe it’s her.

KABOOOOOOOM!

KABOOOOOOOM!!!!

KT: Excuse me, Downcast...

Downcast: Don’t you know how to knock?

KT: Well...I’m sorry, but I wanted to ask you a few questions about tonight.

Downcast: Oh...lemme guess. You wanna know...(smiles) you wanna know how it feels to be the uncrowned heavyweight champ, don’t you?

KT: Well...

Downcast: Yeah! And you wanna know how I feel being just a little more than an hour away from beating Rage into the ground and becoming the new World Champ, don’t you?

KT: Well actually, I wanna know why you’re so sure that you’re gonna be the champion after tonight?

Downcast: Taylor...do you know who I am? I am Mr. NFWA! I am Downcast! As a matter of fact, if not for that jackass Kurt Angle, I would still be the World Champion today! I never woulda lost the belt...

KT: Well...maybe so. But many people think that the reason you’re so confident you’re gonna become the Champion tonight is because you’re the one that made the deal with Prez Sniper. Well...obviously Sniper isn’t here right now...

Downcast: Taylor, who the hell do you think you are?!

KT: I’m Kevin Taylor!

Downcast: Who gives a damn?! I’m Downcast! I’m the greatest World Champion ever! I never cheat! I don’t need to cheat! And I don’t need Sniper to win my matches for me! And I am offended that you would even come in here and think that I would stoop to something like that just to win a belt! Shame on you, Kevin Taylor! Shame!

KT: Ok, I’m sorry!

Downcast: Well...you should be.

KT: Ok...1 more question?

Downcast: Spit!

KT: Well...why were you talking to Stephanie McMahon a few moments ago?

Downcast: What?!?!?! Why was I...DAMN IT! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!!!! GET OUTTA HERE! GET OUT!!!!! GET!

VJ: Geez! Ladies and gentlemen...

DD: I’m shocked an appalled that that nut brain Kevin Taylor would actually have the nerve to accuse Downcast of cheating!

VJ: He didn’t...

DD: And to top it off, he invades the man’s privacy! This is pro wrestling! The most honorable sport in the history of sports, and Downcast is in the Dynasty! The most honorable group in the history of sports-entertainment! For Kevin Taylor to insult Downcast’s manhood like that is nothing but a black eye to the wrestling world! I piss on his grandmother’s grave...

VJ: Oh will you shut up?! Up next ladies and gentlemen, the war between the NFWA and the GNL continues! It’s a battle between the CEO’s! It’s Panther and J-Dogg! A Buried Alive match! To say that this is a personal issue between these 2 men is a gross understatement! Folks, let’s show you what lead up to this one!

X-Pac: Well, P, up next it’s you and J-Dogg. The NFWA CEO Vs the GNL co-CEO in a buried alive match. First off, we didn’t see ya on FNS cuz of the knee injury, so the world wants to know how’s the knee doing?

Panther: Well Pac, I’m gonna be straight with you. The knee’s not 100%, but it doesn’t hafta be. See, whether I’m at 1%, 2%, 3%, 4%, it just doesn’t matter, cuz 1% of me is 10 times better than J-Dogg could ever be. And that is the damn Truth.

X-Pac: Well Panther, speaking of Truth, J-Dogg said it on Gear. We’ve been boys for a while so you don’t gotta lie. Is there...uh...something up with you and Diamond?

Panther: (Smirks)

X-Pac: Well, you’re paying me to do this. The world wants to know.

Panther: Me and Diamond...X-Pac, I’ve said before that I don’t give a damn about Diamond. F*ck Diamond! I don’t give a sh*t about her! Never have! Never will! But if you wanna talk about women...let’s talk about Chyna. Let’s talk about this past week on Gear, J-Dogg. Let’s talk about 2 cracked ribs! Let’s talk about a broken nose! Let’s talk about a concussion. See Little Johnny...you weren’t man enough to come down to the ring Tuesday night and face me like a man, were ya? (Smirks) No! Cuz you know I’d beat your ass! But you could go and pick on Chyna, couldn’t you? You and your boy Firestorm! You can’t even fight her straight up, you gotta have your punk ass partner to help you do it! So now, J-Dogg, you injured my knee, you put Chyna out of the NFWA, and you’re actually proud of that! You think that makes you something special, Johnny? You think that makes you a big man! Well J-Dogg, a big man, you are not! A dead man...you will be! See, tonight, everybody and their mom knew that I was gonna bury you alive! But J-Dogg, that would be a little easy on you. Tonight, I am gonna do things to you in that ring that will have you begging me to kill you. J-Dogg, putting your hands on Chyna was the worst mistake you’ve ever made, and tonight you’re gonna pay for it. J-Dogg, just remember, when your body goes numb from the neck down...when you’re lying on your back looking up at me, each breath becoming harder and harder...when that dirt comes down on your broken body, pound...after pound...after pound...(breathes heavily) J-Dogg...just remember...there’s no right way...there’s no wrong way...there’s ONLY the Panther’s Way! And J-Dogg...THERE CAN’T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!!

X-Pac: Well...there ya have it! Panther...I wouldn’t wanna be J-Dogg for this one! Vince, Dave, you can take it from here.

DD: C’mon! Let him go, Ruby!

VJ: Panther...my goodness I don’t think I’ve ever seen Panther this mad in my life! He may try to kill J-Dogg!

DD: It wouldn’t surprise me! People are running around here talking about Diamond, well I know Panther. And I know that...he tends to get a little bit psychotic whenever something happens to Chyna...LOOK OUT!

VJ: Panther just darted towards J-Dogg again, but Ruby once again holding him back! And this crowd doesn’t like that!

DD: What the hell is she doing! Let the man go!

VJ: Well whatever Ruby is doing, J-Dogg likes it. He’s on the floor having the time of his life...

DD: Vince...what is she doing here?

VJ: It’s Diamond! Diamond is on her way out to ringside, and look at J-Dogg! J-Dogg doesn’t look to happy about that!

DD: Well I can see why! That little slut has no business at ringside!

VJ: J-Dogg, Diamond’s boyfriend, or at least I still think he is! He does not want Diamond at ringside! And he’s trying to get her to go to the back! J-Dogg trying to...

DD: Watch Panther!

VJ: What?! OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!! CORKSCREW PLANCHA ON J-DOGG!!!!! CORKSCREW PLANCHA! PANTHER IS ALL OVER THE GNL CO-CEO!!!!!

DD: HAHA! Go, Panther, Go! Go, Panther!!!!

VJ: Panther is going to work on J-Dogg! J-Dogg trying to get back to his feet..he just staggered into Diamond...PANTHER WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE JUST KNOCKED J-DOGG FOR A LOOP!!!!! Panther just knocked J-Dogg out of his boots! And Diamond...she has a smile on her face!

DD: Well I’ve got one on my face too! Vince, you are witnessing another one of those 1st class, genuine, Dynasty style ass whoopings!

VJ: Well I’m not gonna speculate, but it kinda looked like Diamond shoved J-Dogg into tha...nevermind! J-Dogg is trying to get back to his feet...he’s out on his feet, and Panther just nailed him with another hard right hand!!!! And another one! Panther is beating J-Dogg up the aisle, and he’s getting dangerously close to that the grave!

DD: HAHA! This is gonna be the fastest buried alive match of all time! Look out...oh!!!!

VJ: Panther just sent J-Dogg crashing into the guardrail! And now where’s Panther going?! Panther...he’s climbing up that hill! Panther’s headed towards the grave!

DD: What’s he doing, Vince...uh oh!

VJ: Oh my gosh, Panther has the shovel! Panther just pulled the shovel out of that huge mound of dirt, and look at the fear in J-Dogg’s eyes! That is absolute fear, and look at J-Dogg begging off! Panther stalking J-Dogg with that shovel! And I know that Panther has what happened to Chyna on Tuesday in his mind! He’s also got that beating he suffered at the hands of J-Dogg in his mind! Panther is gonna give J-Dogg a little taste of his own medicine!

DD: Here it comes, Vince--OH!!!!

VJ: J-Dogg just nailed Panther with a low blow! Panther is writhing in pain...J-DOGG WITH ANOTHER ON!!!! 2 hard uppercuts straight south on Panther, and Panther dropped the shovel! Panther just dropped that shovel!

DD: Uh oh! Look out, Panther!

VJ: Panther is hurt, and now J-Dogg has the shovel again! J-Dogg has that shovel in his hand, just like Tuesday night! Panther...look out! Panther...OH MY GOD NOT AGAIN!!!!!! J-DOGG WITH ANOTHER SHOVEL SHOT RIGHT TO THE KNEE OF PANTHER! Right to the back of that injured knee! C’mon!!!!! OH!!!!! Another one right to the knee cap! And another! J-Dogg is beating Panther’s injured knee with that shovel...and there’s referee Ruby out there to try and pull him away! My God, Panther is hurt!

DD: Well...I don’t know how bad that knee is injured, but Panther’s not outta this one yet!

VJ: Well it’s not looking good for the NFWA CEO, and look at the smile on J-Dogg’s face! J-Dogg...he’s loving this!

DD: Yeah, well when Panther gets back up he won’t be loving it! C’mon Panther!

VJ: Panther is hurt! He just tried to get back to his feet and his knee gave out on him! Panther...he’s in a bad way here! And that bastard J-Dogg is taunting him! He’s toying with Panther! J-Dogg...oh wait a minute! No!! J-Dogg...don’t do that! He’s gonna hit Panther in the head with that shovel---NO!!!! Ruby just grabbed the other end of that shovel...thank God for her!!!

DD: Yeah! About time that little idiot did something useful!

VJ: J-Dogg isn’t happy, and now we’ve got a tug-of-war over that shovel between J-Dogg and Ruby! OH!!!!! PANTHER WITH A LOW BLOW OF HIS OWN!!!

DD: Yes!

VJ: Panther just nailed J-Dogg with a low blow of his own, and now J-Dogg goes down! Panther’s not outta this one yet! And there you see him using the guardrail to pull himself back to his feet, as Diamond looks on.

DD: Why doesn’t she do something useful with her life and help our CEO! He’s hurt!

VJ: Well Panther able to pull himself back to his feet, as is J-Dogg. Panther blocks the right hand...but he connects with one on the jaw of J-Dogg! J-Dogg tries another one but it’s blocked...Panther with another right hand! Panther with another one! And another! Panther is unleashing a flurry on the GNL Co-CEO, and J-Dogg is in trouble! J-Dogg...

DD: He’s running, Vince!

VJ: J-Dogg is running back to the ring, and Panther is hot on his trail! J-Dogg slides into the ring...Panther in there after him...

DD: Watch out, P-Diddy...OH!!!!!

VJ: Oh no!!! J-Dogg with a dropkick right to the injured knee of Panther! Panther’s knee just buckled under him, and watch J-Dogg! J-Dogg hits off the ropes...ROLLING SPLASH!!!!! Panther...I dunno Dave.

DD: You dunno what?

VJ: He’s holding that knee...Panther...I don’t know if he’s in good enough condition to wrestle this match! The ref might hafta stop this one!

DD: Yeah, and the ref’ll be out on the street! Do you think Panther will sit back and let this match get stopped..OOH! Aww man!

VJ: J-Dogg with a hard stomp right to the face of Panther! Panther tried to get the hands up to block it, but got the flat of that boot right to the mouth, and now what’s he doing? J-Dogg dragging Panther out towards the center of the ring...this doesn’t look good for Panther! J-Dogg hits off the ropes...oh my! This is patented Johnny Gunn...ROLLING SPRINGBOARD INTO A SKY TWISTER PRESS!!!!!

DD: And J-Dogg landed right on the knees of Panther!

VJ: Yes he did! He knew exactly what he was doing there...and Panther...I say we should stop this before he gets hurt anymore!

DD: He can still come back! It’s not over it’s not...what’s he doing now?

VJ: J-Dogg...he just pointed at Diamond and told her to get him a steel chair. J-Dogg just ordered Diamond to get him a chair, but she’s not doing it! J-Dogg...he’s trying to convince...oh please! Did you hear what he just said to her? He just said "If you love me, you’ll get me a chair"! What kinda man...

DD: Well, that’s supposed to be his girlfriend and all!

VJ: After the way he’s been treating her over the last couple of weeks...don’t tell me she’s gonna do it?! Diamond is headed over to the timekeeper’s table...Diamond don’t! Don’t...Diamond just grabbed that steel chair and tossed it into the ring! Diamond, what the hell are you thinking?!

DD: Now you see what I’ve been saying about her for years! Diamond is a no good, lousy...

VJ: Wait! Panther just grabbed the chair! Panther grabbed the end of that steel chair, and look at Gunn! J-Dogg stomping the hands of Panther! J-Dogg...Panther’s got a lot of fight in him!

DD: I’m starting to wonder about that, Vince! Who was she tossing that chair to?

VJ: I assume it was J-Dogg! He has the chair now, and he’s waiting for Panther to get up! Panther trying to use the ropes to pull himself back to his feet! J-Dogg...if he hits this chairshot, it’s over for Panther!

DD: Will you have some faith in our CEO, you Yankee ass bastard?!

VJ: Well he’s injured! I’m just not sure that Panther can come back from the beating he’s taken so far! And now J-Dogg is measuring him with the chair! Panther...he just pulled himself back to his feet! Here it comes...

DD: Look out Panth--HEY...PANTHER CUTTER!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!!!!!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! PANTHER JUST HIT THE PANTHER CUTTER OUT OF NOWHERE!!!! Perfectly executed! Panther makes the cover...

DD: No pinfalls! No pinfalls!

VJ: Yes...this is a buried alive match. You must bury your opponent alive in order to win this one...and that may be Panther’s downfall. I don’t think his knee is in the shape to pull J-Dogg up to the graveyard and bury him!

DD: Listen Vince, Panther...wait! He’s got that chair!

VJ: Panther just grabbed that steel chair! He can barely stand but he’s got that chair! And now this time it’s Panther waiting for J-Dogg to get back to his feet! Panther is measuring J-Dogg with the chair! J-Dogg getting back to his feet...watch Panther...WHAM!!!!!!!!! HARD CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF GUNN...AND THERE’S 1 TO THE HEAD!!!!!! J-Dogg has just been KO’d, and this pro-NFWA crowd is loving it!

DD: I told ya, Vince! Panther will not lose this match! The NFWA will not lose!

VJ: Well it remains to be seen just what Panther can do here. Panther trying to pick J-Dogg back up...oh my! Look at this! Dave, Panther! Panther has J-Dogg...THERE IT IS!!!!!! DA BOMB!!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! YES!

VJ: Panther just dropped Da Bomb on J-Dogg!

DD: It’s over! C’mon, Panther! All you’ve gotta do is drag him up to the grave and you’ve won!

VJ: But Panther’s knee! J-Dogg is down after Da Bomb, but Panther’s knee just gave out on him again! Ruby is back in the ring checking on both Panther and J-Dogg! J-Dogg isn’t moving! Panther trying his damndest to get back to his feet as this crowd cheers him on!

DD: Vince, get in there and help him!

VJ: What?!

DD: C’mon, Vince! You’re from Canada! Get in there, pick up J-Dogg and carry him down to the grave so Panther can bury him!

VJ: Excuse me?! I’m not getting in there!

DD: C’mon! You carry your mom home from the bar every Thursday night! As much as she weighs, this should be easy for you! C’mon!

VJ: (Sighs) I’m gonna pretend you didn’t just say that! Now Panther is getting back to his feet, but so is J-Dogg! Panther...right hand to J-Dogg...J-Dogg fires back! Panther and J-Dogg are slugging it out in the middle of the ri---

VJ: Huh?!

DD: Vince...tell me that’s not what I think it is!

VJ: That’s Shawn Michaels’ music! Shawn Michaels’ theme music is playing over the PA system! Dave, does this mean...

DD: No, no, no!!!! I refuse to believe that that redneck, inbred, Texas jackoff is back here in the...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

VJ: It’s Michaels!!!!!! Shawn Michaels is here!!!! Shawn Michaels is here!!!! We haven’t seen him in months, and Panther cannot believe it!

DD: Oh my God, Panther! Pa...SECURITY!!!! SECURITY!!!!!! Somebody stop that idiot!

VJ: HBK hits the ring...Panther misses with a right hand...MICHAELS DOES NOT!!!!!! MICHAELS!!!! RAPID-FIRE RIGHT HANDS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF THE CEO!!! HBK IS ALL OVER HIS FORMER PROTEGE, PANTHER! Irish whip sends Panther into the ropes...HBK misses with a clothesline...SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!!!!!!!! HBK JUST NAILED PANTHER RIGHT ON THE JAW WITH SWEET CHIN MUSIC! PANTHER IS OUT!!!!!!

DD: Damn you, Michaels! Damn you...somebody get that idiot!!!!!!

VJ: And look at J-Dogg! J-Dogg is laughing at Panther! J-Dogg laughing...once again Panther’s evil deeds have come back to haunt--OH!!!!!!! SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON J-DOGG!!!

DD: WHAT?!?!

VJ: J-DOGG IS DOWN!!! HBK JUST LAID OUT BOTH PANTHER AND J-DOGG! AND HERE COMES SECURITY!!!!!

DD: Yes! Get him! Get him!

VJ: We’ve got security storming the ring, and there goes Michaels! Michaels is headed out through the crowd, and security is hot on his trail! But ladies and gentlemen, Shawn Michaels has laid both the CEO’s of the NFWA and the GNL!!!!!! My God!

DD: And these inbred fans have the nerve to cheer! Nothing but a bunch of alcoholics!!!!!

VJ: Well there goes Michaels, and he has made a definite impact on this match! J-Dogg and Panther are down...and what is Diamond doing now?! Diamond is in the ring...

DD: Oh my God! She’s gonna steal his wallet!

VJ: She is not! Diamond going over to check on her boyfriend J-Dogg...or is she?! Diamond...she’s looking at J-Dogg...wait a minute! She’s going over to check on Panther!! Diamond is gonna check on Panther...no!

DD: What is she doing?!

VJ: I don’t even think she knows what she’s doing! Panther and J-Dogg are down, and Diamond doesn’t even know who to go to!

DD: Well if you’re gonna do something, help Panther! Help Panther!

VJ: No! I think she’s made her choice, and she’s going with her boyfriend! Diamond is trying to help J-Dogg back to his feet.

DD: I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again! Diamond is nothing but a stupid bi---HEY!!!!!

VJ: WHAT?!?!?! DOGG’S BITE ON DIAMOND!!!!!!! J-DOGG JUST GAVE DIAMOND THE DOGG’S BITE!!!!! MY GOD, THAT’S HIS GIRLFRIEND!

DD: Vince..I ca...did you see that?!

VJ: Hell yeah I saw it! J-Dogg...I don’t think he knew it was her! J-Dogg thought it was Panther, and he just blasted Diamond with the Dogg’s Bite!

DD: I dunno, Vince! That looked a little...well...

VJ: J-Dogg is checking on Diamond now! Diamond just got her jelly chilled with the Dogg’s Bite and J-Dogg...Panther from behind! Panther...DRAGON SUPLEX!!!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! PANTHER WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE DRAGON SUPLEX JUST FOLDED UP J-DOGG LIKE AN ACCORDION!!!! Panther...oh man, the CEO has just come alive!

DD: HAHA! You’re gonna get it now, J-Dogg! You’re gonna get it now!

VJ: J-Dogg is trying to get back to his feet! He doesn’t even know where he is, and here comes Panther! Right hand to the head of J-Dogg! And another one! Irish whip sends J-Dogg into the ropes...SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! Panther almost drove J-Dogg through the mat with that move! Panther...he’s got J-Dogg by the hair now! J-Dogg...J-Dogg about to go for the ride!!!! PANTHER SENDS HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR!!!! J-Dogg just hit his head on the steel barricade! Panther, injured knee and all is back alive and he is beating the hell outta J-Dogg!

DD: He’s feeling it, Vince! It’s just about over now!

VJ: And Panther has that chair again!!!! Panther has the steel chair! And Dave...

DD: Vince...I feel some STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL coming on!

VJ: And J-Dogg’s gonna be feeling it 1st hand! Panther out to the arena floor...look out...OH!!!!!! Hard shot to the back...AND ANOTHER! AND ANOTHER!!!!! Panther is wearing J-Dogg out with that steel chair! He has him by the hair now...Panther is pointing towards the grave! Panther has J-Dogg by the hair, and he’s pointing at the grave! Panther is signaling for the end! Irish whip by Panther sends J-Dogg crashing hard into the steel barricade!!!!! J-Dogg’s back, and watch Panther! PANTHER CUTTER!!!!!!! Another Panther Cutter on J-Dogg! This time on the arena floor! J-Dogg...

DD: He’s done, Vince! He’s done!

VJ: And this crowd is solidly behind Panther! The roof is about to come off of the Alamodome!

DD: Yeah, well who gives a damn about these people?! All that matters is that we are just a few moments away from seeing the GNL get Buried Alive! Hey!!!

VJ: That’s Brad Blitz! The GNL I-C CHampion, Brad Blitz is attacking Panther!!!! Damn it, no!!!! Panther just rammed headfirst into the guardrail!!!!

DD: Where did this idiot come from?!

VJ: I have no clue, but he’s got that chair! Brad Blitz has that steel chair...

DD: Look out, Panther...OOOH!!!!!

VJ: Panther got the boot up! Panther just got the right boot up and knocked the chair into the face of Blitz...there’s another Panther Cutter!!!!! A Panther Cutter on Brad Blitz!!!!! Panther...

DD: He’s on a roll Vince! There’s no stopping us now!

VJ: I can feel it! The NFWA has momentum, and we are just moments a...oh boy! Panther just grabbed that shovel!

DD: Get ready, Vince! It’s time to flog the Dogg!

VJ: Panther has that metal shovel, and he’s standing over J-Dogg! Panther...

VJ and DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

VJ: Oh my...

DD: He’s dead, Vince!!!! There’s no way he’s getting up after that!

VJ: Panther just dented that metal shovel...you could hear that shot all the way in China! J-Dogg is out and he is out like a light! And look at Panther! Panther dragging J-Dogg over to the grave! Panther dragging J-Dogg up the hill! J-Dogg and Panther getting closer and closer to the grave!

DD: This is it, Vince! This is it!

VJ: Panther picking J-Dogg back to his feet...what’s he doing here...OH MY!!!!!! Panther just scooped J-Dogg up in a Tombstone position!

DD: He’s going for the corkscrew tombstone!

VJ: Panther is gonna...oh! Not into the grave! Not into the...OH MY GOODNESS!!!!!! PANTHER WITH A LEAPING CORKSCREW TOMBSTONE INTO THE GRAVE!!!!! He calls that move The Truth, and J-Dogg has just been put 6 ft deep!!!!

DD: He’s not moving, Vince!

VJ: J-Dogg may have had his neck broken once again by that move! Panther just climbed out of the grave, and now he’s got another shovel! Panther....Panther is burying J-Dogg! Panther pouring the dirt on J-Dogg! Pound, after pound, after pound! Ladies and gentlemen, J-Dogg and the GNL have just been buried alive!!!!!!!!

DD: HAHA!!!!! NFWA for life, baby!!!!!!

VJ: Panther...an amazing comeback for him! Despite an injured knee, despite being assaulted by Shawn Michaels, and despite outside interference from Brad Blitz, Panther has come out on top!!!!!

DD: Of course he came out on top! He’s Panther! And everybody knows that Panther and the Dynasty always come out on top.

VJ: Panther…I've never really liked Panther. I haven't agreed with the way he chooses to run business, but tonight he took it up another level! Tonight Panther kicked it into high gear, and tonight Panther has symbolically buried the GNL!! And back in the ring, there you see Ruby checking on her sister Diamond. Diamond is still down and out after the Dogg's Bite…at the hands of her own boyfriend, J-Dogg!

DD: Yeah…well when she wakes up, Vince, tell her that her boyfriend just got buried alive! I love it, Vince!

VJ: Well after the way she's been treated, I'd be surprised if she even gave a damn!

VJ: Well there you have it, ladies and gentlemen! Breakin' The Rulz! September 22^nd from Seattle…ironically the hometown of J-Dogg. That's next month's PPV offering. Call your local cable company to order. It will be an absolute barn burner!

DD: Yeah, but while we're burning barns, Vince, make sure you call George Bush and tell his Yankee ass to keep the tornadoes to a minimum! My heart can't take another scene like Saturday!

VJ: Dave, George Bush doesn't control the elements.

DD: I don't give a damn what he controls! With all the hot air blowing out of his mouth, you'd think the skankhole would have a way to stopping tornadoes!

VJ: Um…whatever. I'm from Vancouver. Well ladies and gentlemen, up next! The war continues! It's Ice Cube representing the NFWA Vs Lightning of the GNL! Yes, I said it right! Lightning, former 3 time NFWA World Champion representing the GNL! It was very interesting how this thing came about! Let's take a look…

VJ: Well there he is! Lightning! The GNL's secret weapon! He's getting ready to lock up with the new NFWA I-C Champion, Ice Cube!

DD: Yeah, Vince! Ya know, all of these damn teeny bopping GNL jackoffs are all happy that they have ol' Bolt Breath in their camp! Finally they have somebody in their camp that actually gives them some credibility! Well Vince, Lightning has been in the ring with Ice Cube before! And do you remember what happened the last time they met?

VJ: As a matter of fact I do!

DD: Damn right! Lightning got his ass whipped! But for those of you who forgot, take a look at this! This is great!

VJ: Lightning is climbing up with him! We're about to see the Lightning Rod!!!! If Lightning hits this, it will be all!

DD: Fight it, Cube! Fight it!

VJ: Lightning has him up on his shoulders…this on is…ICE CUBE IS WIGGLING FREE! Ice Cube is managed to wiggle free from the shoulders of the champ…Cube up and over and lands on his feet…he has Lightning hooked…RUNNING POWERBOMB…LIGHTNING COUNTERS WITH A HURACANRANA…NO!!!!! Ice Cube blocks it…SLINGSHOT SENDS THE CHAMP FLYING INTO THE BUCKLE!!! He hit hard off the buckle…Ice Cube…ICE BREAKER!!!!!! He hit the Ice Breaker!!! Right on the jaw!!!!!! Lightning is down…1…2…3!!!!!!!! We have a new World Champion!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

VJ: This crowd is not liking this at all! Ice Cube has just defeated Lightning for the World Title…

DD: Go ahead! Say it! You were talking about the Dynasty! Panther screwing Lightning out of the belt! And how did Cube beat him?! How did he beat him?!

VJ: Fair and square…

DD: Damn right! Long live the new Heavyweight Champion of the World!!!

Ice Cube: Lightning..I must say..That was one hell of a match..From Downcast coming down and trying tos crew me...From me not being pinned after the Lightning Bolt..From you staying in it after the Ice Brea....Wait a minute...I pinned you after the Ice Breaker! Lightning..After that match we were friends...Allies as some may say..But that was then..I am NFWA...You are GNL..And on Hell On Earth I will show you how much I like GNL people...I will Ice Break you..And watch you fall...So Lightning..Be forewarned..On Hell On Earth..This won't be a easy match...It won't even be a hard match for you..Its just gonna be a match..Where you walk in..Thinking you are gonna win..And well you'll walk out..Or actually you won't walk out..But you will be carried out on a stretcher thinking why did I join the GNL? Why did I get myself into this shit? And why did I think I could beat Ice Cube..When all I am..Is a worthless...Worn out..Old piece of shit wrestler..Who was last years news...But on Hell On Earth...You will make history..History of being droped in the quickest match in the history of the NFWA!!!

DD: What is wrong with these inbred hicks?! This man is defending the honor of the NFWA! They should be down on their hands and knees licking the crust from between his toes!

VJ: Eww! Well even though this is a pro-NFWA crowd, there's not a man walking the face of the earth that can honestly say that Lightning wasn't screwed last month!

DD: Of course you would say that! You're Lightning's #1 fan! Face it, Lightning didn't sign the contract! Lightning didn't follow the rules, so Lightning suffered the consequences!

VJ: Lightning tried on many occasions to get that contract renewed! It's just that Panther refused to sign it!

DD: See, there you go with that Canadian logic again! Face it, Johnson, no matter how you look at it, there's always a way to blame Lightning! And besides…who could blame Panther for wanting to get rid of Lightning. His mother's just mad cuz Panther beat her to it!

VJ: Would you stop?! Ice Cube is in the ring! You heard his comments from earlier in the week! Can he get the job done once again?!

Lightning: Ice Cube right here and right now I am going to settle something that I should have settled a long time ago..I am going to prove to you and to everyone in the back that I am just that much better then Ice Cube, Ice Cube b4 I believed that I couldnt beat you but now I believe that I can and will defeat you right there in the middle of that ring, you blab your mouth about Lightning being old, what the hell does that make you prehistoric you jackass, this isnt a damn soap opera Cube, this is live TV and infront of thousands of fans there going to watch the sequel to Lightning/Ice Cube, they didnt get to see Hulk Hogan vs Warrior PT2..but there sure as hell going to see Lightning/Cube PT2..and Cube its not Winter yet so Im going to have to melt you down to a lil tiny puddle of water...because now its the season of the Storm...and as god as my witness Lightning is going to strike right here tonight...and Ice Cube...you will......FEEL THE BOLT!!

VJ: And the fight is on!! Lightning and Ice Cube slugging it out in the center of the ring! They used to be allies, but now they have been separated!

DD: What is wrong with these people?! He's GNL!

VJ: This crowd is solidly behind Lightning, who is taking the early offensive in this match! Lightning is hammering with hard right hands that are sending Ice Cube back to the buckle…wait a minute! That's Rage!

DD: What?!

VJ: Rage is out here, and he just climbed on the ring apron! But watch Lightning…OH!!!!!! A hard right hand by Lightning sends Rage flying to the arena floor!

DD: What in the world?! That is the World Champion he just hit!

VJ: He had no business being out here! Lightning is intense…OH!!! ICE CUBE WITH A CLOTHESLINE…WHOA!!! BOTH MEN GO TUMBLING OVER THE TOP!!! Both Ice Cube and Lightning…you can just feel the intensity between these 2, Dave!

DD: Yeah! And by the end of this match, Lightning's gonna be feeling Ice Cube's foot upside his jaw! Look out, Rage!!

VJ: OH! Rage just decked with another right hand from Lightning! Ice Cube back up…he catches one from Lightning! There's another right for Rage! And an inverted atomic drop for Ice Cube! Lightning is taking on both Riot MakerZ by his lonesome!

DD: No, the bionic crackhead is attacking Ice Cube and an innocent bystander!! He has got to be disqualified!

VJ: Well Stephanie Jenkins is obviously gonna allow a little leeway here! Ice Cube struggling to get back to his feet, and Lightning is measuring him! Lightning waiting for Ice Cube to get back up so that--WHOA! Cube misses with a right hand, and Lightning catches him! Lightning has Ice Cube! What's he gonna…OOOOH!!!!!!

DD: Oh my God! Ice Cube!

VJ: Lightning…oh my goodness! He just sent Ice Cube…he just sent him spreaded eagle into the ringpost!! Ice Cube is hurt and he is hurt badly!

DD: He just crushed all his little ice cubes! Oh my God…Vince, you turncoat faggot! Get that smile off your face! That's our I-C Champion!

VJ: I know who he is! But Lightning is solidly in contro---DAMN IT!!!! DAMN IT, RAGE WITH THE WORLD TITLE BELT JUST BLASTED LIGHTNING RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! What the hell?!??!

DD: He hit Rage 1^st!

VJ: Rage has no business being out here! He's got a World Title match up next! He should be getting prepared for that!

DD: Well he's not! Are you gonna get off your fat ass and tell him to go to the back?

VJ: Well…I'm not about to, but Stephanie Jenkins is! Stephanie is ordering Rage to go back to the locker room!

DD: Hit her, Rage!

VJ: Hit her?! What the hell…

DD: She's a lesbian! That's like hitting a man anyway! Wind back and knock the sh…

VJ: OH REALLY! STOP THAT!!!! Referee Stephanie Jenkins is trying to get Rage back to the locker room! Meanwhile, Lightning has just been tossed back into the ring…what is Ice Cube doing?! Ice Cube just grabbed the title belt! Damn it! Ice Cube is climbing to the top rope with the I-C Title! Ref…ref, turn around! Turn around…ref, turn a--OH!!!!!! ICE CUBE OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DIVING BELT SHOT TO THE FACE OF LIGHTNING!!!!! Damn it! And the ref never saw a thing!

DD: Well, it's not illegal if you don't get caught! Oh Stephanie!!

VJ: Ice Cube with the cover…Lightning is out like a light, and here comes ref Jenkins back to the ring…1…2…NO!!!! LIGHTNING KICKED OUT!!!

DD: HE DID NOT!!!!

VJ: Yes he did! Yes he did! Lightning kicked out after the belt shot! And Ice Cube can't believe it! He's arguing with referee Jenkins about the count…

DD: If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times…LESBIANS CAN'T COUNT!!!

VJ: Will you leave that young lady alone for one night?! Lightning starting to move but Ice Cube is right on him! Ice Cube stomping away with big boots to the back of the head of Lightning! Ice Cube…he's a man possessed!

DD: Yeah, and it's only a matter of time before he sends Lightning straight to hell! And you know that was a 3!

VJ: Shut up! Ice Cube has Lightning back to his feet…Lightning just shoved back into the buckle…HARD CHOP BY CUBE!!!!

DD: WHOOOO!!!!

VJ: And a boot to the midsection! And another chop!!! And a right hand to the jaw! Ice Cube unleashing his fury on the former World Champion! And look at this now! Ice Cube mounting Lightning in the buckle! I think I know what we're gonna see here!

DD: Yeah…but I dunno about this, Vince. I mean, we already know that lesbians can't count, but these idiots here in Texas make old Silvertounge Jenkins look like Albert F*cking Einstein!

VJ: Will you stop! Ice Cube has Lightning mounted! Here it comes…1…2…3…4…5…5 punches to the head, but look at Lightning! Lightning trying to counter…

DD: Oh no! Look out, Cube! Look out!!!

VJ: OH!!!!! RUNNING POWERBOMB BY LIGHTNING! RUNNING POWERBOMB! 1…2…THR--NO!!!!!! He got the shoulder up! I thought Lightning had him!

DD: Alright, Vince! You're starting to piss me off! Just whose side are you on, damn it?!

VJ: I'm not on anybody's side! I mean…I'm NFWA, but I'm trying to call this thing down the middle!

DD: Well Lightning is in the GNL! Act like it!

VJ: Well, he may be in the GNL, but I would damn sure like to see him back on the side of the NFWA where he belongs! Lightning back to his feet while Ice Cube attempts to clear out the cobwebs on the mat! Lightning…he looks like he's setting up for something. Ice Cube is getting back to his feet now…

DD: Oh…look out, Cube! Look out!

VJ: Lightning…LIGHTNING BO--NO! Ice Cube shoves him into the ropes…ICE BREAKER MISSES! Lightning off the other side…Flying shoulderblock--OH!!!!!

DD: AHAHAHA!!!!

VJ: What an unbelievable counter by Ice Cube!!! He just sent Lightning crashing facefirst into the canvas!! This one could be over right here! He hooks the leg…1…2…no!! Lightning barely gets the shoulder off the canvas!! Ice Cube was just a half a count away from spoiling Lightning's return to PPV! And he cinches up the reverse chinlock on Lightning! Ice Cube…Ice Cube uncharacteristically going for the wear down hold! Ice Cube trying to zap the strength of Lightning!

DD: Yeah! Some secret weapon he turned out to be, eh Vince?!

VJ: Lightning…desperately trying to get out of this hold, but he's fading! Ice Cube is putting on the pressure, and this is a very smart hold at this point in the match! Lightning trying to keep that arm up in the air, but it's going down! Inch by inch! Inch by inch!

DD: His career is sinking faster than the Titanic right now, Vince! It's about to be over!

VJ: Referee Jenkins is checking the arm of Lightning. Lightning…he may be out, Dave! Lightning may be out!

DD: How embarrassing will this be for Lightning! I mean, he already loss to Ice Cube once, fair and square! But if he's put out with a hold, if he's lying on the mat unconscious, there won't be any excuses! There ain't no way you can deny that Ice Cube is better than Lightning!

VJ: This crowd is making a lot of noise! They're trying to get Lightning back into this one, and his arm just dropped! Lightning's arm just dropped once!

DD: Tell these idiots to shut up, Vince!!

VJ: Stephanie Jenkins checks the arm a 2^nd time…and it drops again! If it drops one more time, it'll be over for Lightning! Referee Jenkins checking it one more time! Will it drop a 3^rd and final time?!

DD: Yes! Yes! Yes! NO!!!!

VJ: No!!! The arm stays up!!! Lightning is still in this thing, Dave!!!

DD: What a cheater!!

VJ: The crowd is making more noise than ever, and Lightning is trying to get back to his feet! Lightning…using every bit of energy in his body to fight this hold! Ice Cube is trying to increase the pressure…but Lightning is back up to 1 knee! Lightning…

DD: C'mon Ice Cube!! C'mon! Do it for the Dynasty! Do it for the NFW--AHHHHH!!!!

VJ: Lightning…BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON ICE CUBE!!!! ICE CUBE JUST DUMPED HARD ON THE BACK OF HIS HEAD!!!! Ice Cube is down…but so is Lightning! He just used every bit of energy in his body to break that hold, and now both men are down!! And neither man is moving!

DD: Ice Cube, if you can hear me, all you gotta do is roll over! Roll your right arm right across the chest of Lightning and you've got him! C'mon!!!

VJ: Ice Cube…he's starting to move, but so is Lightning! Lightning and Ice Cube both trying to get back to their feet! Lightning and Ice Cube…

DD: Ice Cube's up 1^st! Ice Cube…

VJ: But watch Lightning…inverted atomic drop countered by Ice Cube…Cube misses with a clothesline…Lightning misses with 1 of his own…and he walks right into a sleeper! Ice Cube has the sleeper hold locked in on Lightning!

DD: He's gonna put Ice Cube out if it's the last thing he…

VJ: OH!! JAW BREAKER!! Ice Cube just got nailed with a jawbreaker by Lightning and the hold has been broken! The hold has been broken, and both men are down once again! What a fight this is between these 2 unbelievable athletes!

DD: What's unbelievable is that you, this no good referee and these redneck fans are actually condoning this cheating from Lightning! Where the hell are your values?!

VJ: Well Lightning is getting back to his feet, as is Ice Cube! Both these men are giving it their all here tonight…and Lightning connects with a right hand! And another! Lightning…starting to build up a comeback! Irish whip sends Cube into the ropes…Lightning misses with the clothesline…Ice Cube ducks the elbow coming off the other side! Ice Cube coming back again…OH!!! RIGHT INTO A LOU THESZ PRESS FROM LIGHTNING!!! ICE CUBE DOVE RIGHT INTO THE THESZ PRESS! AND LOOK AT LIGHTNING! PISTON-LIKE RIGHT HANDS RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF THE I-C CHAMP!! LIGHTNING IS ON FIRE!!! Lightning…he just pulled Ice Cube back to his feet…there's another right hand to the jaw! A boot to the midsection! Irish whip by Lightning sends Ice Cube back into the ropes…LIGHTNING CATCHES HIM WITH A TREMENDOUS POWERSLAM!! THE LEG IS HOOKED…1…2…KICKOUT!! Ice Cube able to kickout once again! And I thought he had him!

DD: I can't believe you and all of these turncoat fans have actually turned your backs on Ice Cube! He comes out here, gives his blood, sweat and tears for the NFWA only to be pissed on by you and all of these idiots! After he beats Lightning's ass, I hope he gets out of the ring and beats the hell out of you and each and every last one of these inbred Texas morons!

VJ: Well right now, things aren't looking too good for Ice Cube! Lightning scoops him up and slams him hard to the canvas! And now what's Lightning doing here?! Lightning…he just climbed up to the 2^nd rope! Lightning looks like he's about to go airborne!

DD: Look out Cube!

VJ: Lightning is measuring Ice Cube from the 2^nd rope! Take a look at this…flying…OHH!! ICE CUBE MOVED!!!! Lightning went for a flying elbow drop, but Ice Cube moved out of the way! And watch this, Dave! Ice Cube back to his feet, and he's got Lightning! Oh my…DDT!! Lightning's head just bounced off the canvas! Cube hooks the leg…1…2…3!!! NO HE DIDN'T GET HIM! My God!!! What does it take to beat Lightning?!

DD: It takes a referee that actually knows how to count! You know he had him, Vince! You know it!

VJ: I don't know a thing!

DD: And that's the smartest thing you've ever said!

VJ: Oh…you're a trip! And watch Ice Cube! Ice Cube…what's he…is he calling for the Ice Breaker!

DD: Huh…I think so, Vince! He's going for it!

VJ: Ice Cube…he's loading it up! Lightning slowly getting back to his feet!

DD: Here it comes! Here it comes…ICE BREAKER…HEY!!

VJ: OH MY GOD, NO!! LIGHTNING…LIGHTNING JUST DUCKED AND ICE CUBE NAILED THE REFEREE! ICE CUBE ACCIDENTALLY HIT REFEREE JENKINS WITH THE ICE BREAKER! Damn it…she's hurt and she's hurt badly, Dave!

DD: And it's couldn't happen to a better ref!

VJ: Ref Jenkins…Ice Cube obviously didn't mean to do that, and the action has momentarily stopped here.

DD: Did you see the way he hit her, Vince?!

VJ: Stephanie…she may have a broken jaw here! Stephanie is down, and Lightning, even though he's representing the GNL, he stops to check on Steph, an NFWA official! That shows just what kinda class act Lightning is, as officials and EMT's head down to ringside. Oh man…this is bad.

DD: I don't see what the big deal is.

VJ: That's a woman, Dave! I don't care if you like her or not, Stephanie didn't deserve this! And look at Ice Cube! He's distraught! And look at Lightning! Lightning picking up Stephanie, and he's gonna carry her back to the locker room.

VJ: Lightning carrying her to saftey…I sure hope she's gonna be ok.

DD: Who care? Ya know what, Vince, I wouldn’t be surprises if that idiot Lightning purposely pulled Stephanie in the way of that shot, just so he could have an excuse to get out of this match!

VJ: You've gotta be kidding me!

DD: Well, you know what kind guy Lightning is! He's a self centered snake in the grass! Just like Panther said! All he cares about is himself!

VJ: Stop it! Lightning would never do such a thing…but what is Ice Cube doing?! IceCube just grabbed a stee; chair…what the hell…Lightning! Lightning…look out! NOO….CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF LIGHTNING!! That no good son of a bitch! I can't believe he did that!

DD: HAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

VJ: Lightning...he was trying to carry Stephanie out of harms way, and that son of a bitch just blasted Lightning in the back with that steel chair! Both Lightning and Stephanie went down…I can't believe him!

DD: You're gonna keep on, and Ice Cube's gonna come over here and do that to you…LOOK!!!

VJ: Damn!!!! Another chairshot to the back of the head of Lightning! And another! Stephanie Jenkins is trapped under an unconscious Lightning! You son of a bitch! Somebody stop Ice Cube! He's lost it!

DD: I'm loving this, Vince! He just took out to lesbians with 1 chair! This is great!

VJ: This is disgusting! The officials are trying to calm Ice Cube down…OH!! He just blasted referee Doug Peterson! And there's a shot to the head of referee Jim Jonathan! And he just hit an EMT! What the hell has gotten into Ice Cube?!

DD: the spirit of the NFWA! That's what! Beat his ass!

VJ: Ice Cube…what is wrong with him?! He's got Lightning by the hair…Ice Cube…he just sent Lightning headfirst into the steel barricade! Lightning…can we get some more help for Stephanie out here?!

DD: Screw that bitch! This isn't about her! This is about destroying Lightning and the GNL forever!

VJ: Ice Cube is dragging Lightning back down to ringside and he tosses him into the ring! Ice Cube…he's got that chair again! Ice Cube is headed into the ring with that chair! Lightning is out of it in the ring! Ice Cube is gonna waffle him with that chair again! Lightning…look out!

DD: STEEEE-HUH?!?!

VJ: He misses! Ice Cube misses with the chairshot, LIGHTNING WITH A DROPKICK SENDS THE CHAIR BACK INTO THE FACE OF THE I-C CHAMPION! What a match! What an unbelievable war, Dave!

DD: I can’t believe this! Get up, Cube!

VJ: He's doing just that, but so is Lightning! Lightning and Ice Cube both getting back up to their feet…Ice Cube…right hand blocked by Lightning…LIGHTNING BOLT!

DD: No way!!!

VJ: Yes! Lightning just hit the Lightning Bolt on Ice Cube! There's the cover…but we don't have a referee! Referee Stephanie Jenkins is still down after the Ice Breaker! We don't have an official!

DD: Oh look! It's Rage! The World Champion has returned !

VJ: What the hell…he has no business being out here! Rage is on his way back down to ringside! He's gonna try to screw Lightning out of this match!

DD: Now how do you know that?! For all you know he may be out here to help out ol thunderlicks Jenkins there!

VJ: I'm not even gonna ask what you meant by that! Lightning has the damn match won, and rage is up on the ring apron again! Rage…Lightning charges in but Rage dodges the right hand…DAMN IT!

DD: HAHA!

VJ: Rage just nailed Lightning in the head with the World Title! Lightning…he just went down like a ton of bricks! Damn it, Rage may have just cost Lightning this match!

DD: Calm down, Vince. Calm down. It's not like Lightning actually had a chance at beating Ice Cube in the 1^st place!

VJ: Lightning is down, and right now Rage is motioning for somebody from the locker room…it's Ruby! Referee Ruby…Ice Cube with the cover on Lightning! Don't tell me it's gonna end like this…1…2…NO!!!!! Lightning got the foot on the rope!

DD: Aww! That's the coward's way out!

VJ: Ice Cube…Ice Cube and Rage can't believe it! They thought they had stolen this one from Lightning…and look at Ice Cube! Ice Cube is all over Ruby about that count! He thought he had it won!

DD: Well if it wasn't for her, this match would've been over! Ice Cube had this thing won fair and square!

VJ: Fair and square my ass! HEY! Ice Cube just shoved Ruby into the corner…and she shoved him back! LIGHTNING WITH A SCHOOLBOY!!!! There's the count…1…2…KICKOUT BY CUBE!

DD: that was a blatant fast count--OH!!!!!

VJ: Oh Damn!!! Lightning just hit Ruby with a clothesline! He was aiming for Cube, but he moved out of the way, and Ruby caught it head on…and watch Ice Cube from behind! Ice Cube…ICE BREAKER ON LIGHTNING!!!!! ICE CUBE JUST HIT THE ICE BREAKER ON LIGHTNING!!!!

DD: IT'S OVER!!!!!!

VJ: Lightning is down, and he is out! But once again, we don't have a referee!

DD: Oh yes we do! Look at Rage!

VJ: Rage has Stephanie Jenkins…he tosses her back into the ring! Stephanie…I'm not even sure if she's in the shape to finish this match! Ice Cube with the cover on Lightning…1…2…LIGHTNING GETS THE SHOULDER UP 1 MORE TIME!!!! Lightning will not quit! Lightning will not quit!

DD: that was a blatant slow count and you know it!

VJ: Well…it was a bit slow! These 2 men have given it their all! Ice Cube…he has Lightning by the hair! Ice Cube…right hand…Lightning with one of his own! Ice Cube again…Lightning with another! And we're right back where we started! We've got a slugfest between these 2 men…and Lightning locks on a side headlock on Ice Cube. Lightning cinching up on the head…wait a minute! Cube shoves Lightning into the ropes, but Lightning fires out with another Lou Thesz--HOT SHOT!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube caught Lightning in midair and dropped him throatfirst across the top rope! And watch Ice Cube…Ice Breaker misses…Lightning Bolt…NO!!! Ice Cube shoves Lightning into the ropes once again…Lightning…sunset flip!!!! Lightning with the sunset flip on Ice Cube…1…2…

VJ: Wait a minute!

DD: What the hell did they ring the bell for?!

VJ: It looked like Lightning may have had the match won here! I'm not sure what's going on here!

VJ: Apparently the time limit has expired!

DD: Who won?!

VJ: (Sighs) It was a draw, jackass! There was no winner, and this crowd isn't happy about that!

DD: F*ck the crowd! I came here to see Lightning get his ass kicked, and I'll be damned if I don't see it!

VJ: There you see in the ring, Lightning is trying to talk it over with referee Stephanie Jenkins! On the other side of the ring, Ice Cube talking to Ruby! It looked to me as if Lightning had the thing won, Dave!

DD: Well clean your glasses! Everybody can plainly see that Ice Cube won the match!

VJ: How do you figure that?!

DD: It's a little thing I like to call the point system! Ice Cube had the match won 15-3! All hail the I-C Champ!

VJ: Kiss my ass! Well this thing is gonna end in a draw! And like the old saying goes, that's like kissing your sister.

DD: Yeah! Last person to kiss Vince Johnson's sister ended up with a…HEY!

VJ: OH! Ice Cube just attacked Lightning from behind! Ice Cube going after Lightning, and we've got a brawl in the middle of the ring!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, Ice Cube and Lightning are going at it tooth and nail! They want some more of each other, and this capacity crowd wants to see it! Hell, I wanna see it! And look at Rage! Rage trying to get in there to separate the 2 men…LIGHTNING JUST BLASTED RAGE WITH A RIGHT HAND!!!

DD: THAT'S THE WORLD CHAMPION, SKANKHOLE!

VJ: Lightning doesn't care! He wants at Ice Cube! And we've got more officials out here! More referees, Discipline Committee! The locker room is emptying! We've got dozens of officials and security guards out here trying to separate Lightning and Ice Cube…Lightning with a double leg takedown on Cube…and these 2…aww man it's wild in there, Dave!

VJ: Well…I don't think we're gonna get the 5 more minutes, but I don't think there's a fan walking the face of this earth that doesn't wanna see it!

DD: What are they playing his music for? He didn't win!

VJ: Well it doesn't matter! Lightning and ice Cube, I don't care whether they're NFWA, GNL or whatever, these 2 men had an incredible war! And I don't think it's over yet!

DD: Yeah. And if ties are like kissing Vince Johnson's sister, somebody tell Ice Cube to get a rabies shot!

VJ: (Takes a swing at Dave) Will you stop?! Ladies and gentlemen, what a night it's been! But it's not over yet! Up next, the World Heavyweight title will be on the line as Rage goes 1 on 1 with his Dynasty teammate Downcast. Ladies and gentlemen, we still have no word on the condition of Sniper after the attack from the GNL earlier tonight, but Newsman guaranteed us earlier on that he made a deal with one of these 2 men! The question is, who did Sniper make a deal with? Was is Rage? Was it Downcast? We're gonna find out in just a few moments!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, this is it! The World title will be on the line in…

DD: What's this?

VJ: Huh? The camera just cut out to the parking lot…there's a hummerzine out there. What the hell is that all about?

DD: I dunno! This ain't the Auto Show! This is the World Title match!

VJ: Let's take you down to ringside!

DD: What do you mean?

VJ: Well…I don't know what it is…it's just…something's not right.

DD: Well I'll tell ya what's not right. The fact that the Dynasty is being put up against each other right here. That's not good for business!

VJ: Well they're teammates now…whether they'll be at the end of this match remains to be seen. And they're face to face right now. Downcast! Rage! We've got a little trash talking going on…

DD: Don't forget the Dynasty! Don't forget…uh oh.

VJ: Downcast…Downcast jamming his finger into the chest of Rage. He believes that he is the uncrowned World Champion, but after this match he could be…HELLO!

DD: WHOA! Vince…did you…did you see that?!

VJ: Rage just slapped Downcast!!! Rage just slapped Downcast right across the face, and the challenger did not like that! He didn't like that one bit!

DD: I dunno, Vince! Rage is the One Man Riot, but Downcast is Mr. NFWA! You don't slap Mr. NFWA and get away with it…OH!

VJ: This time it's Rage that catches a slap to the face! My God, you can feel the tension increasing with every passing second! It's just a matter of time before it explodes between these 2 men…AND THERE'S THE LOCKUP! A hard…stiff collar and elbow tie-up between Downcast and Rage! Both these men feeling each other out! Testing the other's power!

DD: I is winning!

VJ: Rage is the smaller of the 2! He appears to have a sli--OH MY!!!! Downcast just shoved Rage hard into the turnbuckle!!!

DD: He almost shoved him through the ring!

VJ: That he did! And Rage…Rage is almost in disbelief at the power of Downcast! And Downcast looks pleased with himself. How nice.

DD: What are you trying to say?

VJ: I'm saying he looks happy.

DD: You calling Downcast gay? Cuz if it's that ass kissing thing, it was a mistake!

VJ: I'm not saying…nevermind. I don't hafta explain myself to you. Rage looks pissed, and what's he doing here? Rage…he just asked Downcast for a test of strength. Rage has just…

DD: Is he crazy?! You saw with Downcast just did to him!

VJ: Rage…he doesn't care! He was just embarrassed on the lockup with Downcast, and now he's challenging him to a test of strength! The problem is…Downcast has about 40 pounds on Rage! And Downcast is gonna do it! We're about to have a good old fashioned test of strength…

DD: I can't believe Rage is gonna go through with this.

VJ: I haven't seen this move in about 4 years! Rage and Downcast locking knuckles in the ring. Rage and Downcast…and here we go!!! Test of Strength! Right in the middle of the ri--OH!!!! Rage with a boot to the midsection of Downcast! And another! Rage…

DD: I knew he had something up his sleeve!

VJ: 2 boots to the stomach send Downcast down to his knees, and that was a very smart move by the Champion! Rage hits off the ropes…OH!!! Dropkick right to the face of Downcast! There's the cover…1…2…Downcast with a kickout! Rage almost pulled one out here in the early stages…and he's right on Downcast with a boot to the head! And another! Downcast trying to get back to his feet, but Rage not letting up one bit! Rage with a clubbing right hand to the back…a boot to the side! Downcast…

DD: Mr. NFWA is in trouble, Vince!

VJ: That he is! Downcast staggers into the buckle, and look at Rage! Rapid-fire boots right to the midsection of the challenger! Rage stomping that mudhole and walking it dry! Irish whip by Rage…Downcast…OH!!!!! HE JUST FIRED OUT OF THE BUCKLE WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE ON RAGE!!!!! The Champion is down, and now it's Downcast's turn!!! Downcast stomping away to the ribs of Rage, and now the tables have turned! Much like Downcast a few moments ago, now Rage is struggling to get back to his feet! Struggling against this flurry by Downcast! Rage back to his feet…a right hand by Downcast sends him staggering into the ropes! There's an Irish whip by Downcast…reversal by Rage sends Downcast into the ropes! Rage goes for a dropki--OH!!!! Downcast held on! Downcast held on, and Downcast has Rage now…

DD: Uh oh!

VJ: What's Downcast…he just signalled…OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHAT A RIDE!!!!!!!!! Downcast with a slingshot, just sent Rage flying up and over the top rope!!! My God!

DD: he almost threw him into the next time zone, Vince!

VJ: Rage…I think his head smacked off the concrete floor! He may be out!

DD: Man! Vince, I like Rage, but if Downcast keeps this up, we're gonna have a new World Champion!

VJ: Rage is out of it on the floor, and I agree with you there! But if Downcast wants to become Champion again, he's gotta get Rage back into the ring. Rage is out on the floor, and now the referee is putting the count down on the Champion! He's up to 2…3…4…5…6…

DD: Downcast, you idiot! Don't break the count!

VJ: Downcast just hopped out to the floor. You'd better be happy he did break it, cuz title can't change hands via count out!

DD: Well…I don’t know who I want to win this one, Vince. I like both of these guys! They're Dynasty!

VJ: What's this…OH!!!!!!! Downcast just sent Rage headfirst into the steel stairs! And this time into the ringpost!!! And again into the stairs! Geez!

DD: He's trying to knock Rage's brains out, Vince!

VJ: And he may have done it! Downcast tosses Rage back into the ring…and look at this! Downcast is headed upstairs!!

DD: Wait a minute, Downcast! I don't know if…

VJ: You rarely see Downcast go up to the top rope…OH NO!!!!!!! Downcast went for a splash from the top rope, and he got nothing but canvas!

DD: that's why he never goes up to the top! C'mon, Rage!

VJ: Rage is trying to get back to his feet…yes! Rage is gonna try to regain control of this one. He has Downcast by the hair…scoop up and a slam by Rage! The One Man Riot…what's this now?!

DD: Now Rage is going to the top!

VJ: Rage…much like Downcast, Rage is going upstairs! Rage, I'm guessing Rage is getting ready to show Downcast how it's done! YES!!!!!! FROG SPLASH CONNECTS ON DOWNCAST!!! Rage with the cover…1…2…Downcast able to get the shoulder up! Downcast…I wouldn't have been surprised if Rage had gotten him right there.

DD: Huh?

VJ: We've got some commotion ladies and gentlemen.

DD: What's going…oh no. What's that skankhole doing out here?

VJ: That's Firestorm! Firestorm, the co-CEO of the GNL along with Psycho!

DD: Where the hell is security, Vince? You know that they don't belong out here!

VJ: Well, tonight the ban on the GNL has been lifted! So there's really not too much we can do about that?

DD: Wanna bet? (Pulls out a crossbow and starts towards Firestorm and Psycho)

VJ: Oh will you sit down?! And put that away! (Snatches the crossbow out of Dave's hand and snaps it in half)

DD: What the…do you know how much that thing cost me?

VJ: Just shut up and call the match! Rage is going to work on Downcast! Driving those knees hard into the shoulder blades…uh oh! I think Rage…I think he just spotted Firestorm in the aisle!

DD: See Vince! This is what I was talking about! All they're out here for is to try and ruin this match and cause more trouble in the Dynasty! They don't belong out here!

VJ: Well Rage…he just said "This one is for you". Rage taunting Firestorm and Psycho of the GNL, and watch Downcast! Downcast getting back to his feet…Rage--OH MY!!!!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: Rage just went for a kneelift but Downcast moved!!! Downcast…boot to the midsection of Rage! Downcast is looking for Total Dispear! He's got Rage hooked up…

DD: Here it is…OH!!!

VJ: NOOOO!!! Rage counters Total Dispear with a back body drop over the top rope! Man! We were just a move away from a new World Champion, and Rage is pissed off!

DD: Damn right! Those idiots almost cost him the title!

VJ: And down on the floor, Firestorm is laughing! He's laughing at Rage…what's Rage doing! Rage…

DD: Uh oh! Calm down, Rage! Calm down!

VJ: He just grabbed a steel chair from the timekeeper's table!! What is Rage gonna do with tha--DOWNCAST WITH A SPEAR!!!!!! DOWNCAST JUST DRILLED RAGE WITH A SPEAR!!!!! And Downcast is all over Rage with right hands! Right hands to the side of the head of Rage! Downcast just drilled Rage into the next millenium, and now he's got that steel chair!

DD: Be careful Downcast! Don't get yourself DQ'd! Don't get…DAMN!!!!

VJ: DOWNCAST JUST TATTOOED RAGE WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!! And the champion has been busted wide open! Dave, the momentum has switched into Downcast's favor! Downcast is back in control! Could this be the night?! Could Downcast erase his World title loss from last year's Hell on Earth and become the Champion for a 2^nd time?

DD: I dunno! I like Rage but I dunno! And now what?!

VJ: That's Staks and Thunder! Staks and Thunder…and Blaque and Blue right behind them!

DD: This is getting ridiculous, Vince! I know something's up!

VJ: Well…we've got more GNL stars headed out in the aisle. I've got a bad feeling about this! And now…HEY!!

DD: What the hell are you…get outta here!

VJ: Downcast just tossed Rage onto our table! Alright now! C'mon, we don't need any of that here tonight! C'mon, damn it! Downcast…Downcast has Rage up on out table! Don't tell me he's gonna do what I think he's gonna do…Downcast is hooking up the arms of Rage! Downcast…is gonna…

DD: Total Dispear through the table! He's gonna give Rage--OOOH!!!!

VJ: Rage!!! Rage just nailed Downcast with a low blow! Rage just…Rage may have just saved his title with that low blow, and Downcast is hurt!

DD: Thank God for that!

VJ: Rage needs to thank his lucky stars…what's this! Rage…oh no! No…OH MY GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DD: Vince…did you just…did you see that?!

VJ: Rage just tried for a huracanrana on Downcast, but he got caught and…Downcast just drilled him with a running powerbomb through the Brazilian Announce table!!!!

DD: Oh my God…I think they killed Blanka, Vince!!!

VJ: They may have killed Rage!!!!! Rage is down, and he is not moving! Downcast…that may have been one of the damndest powerbombs I've ever seen! And Downcast has the ring bell now! Hasn't he done enough to Rage?!

DD: Well this is about the World Title, but they're Dynasty! The Dynasty can't do this…

VJ: Downcast is taking it to another level! If I didn't know any better…look out Rage!!! Oh…referee Jonathan out on the floor, and he's finally gonna try an get some control in this match! Jonathan trying to wrestle the ring bell away from Downcast! Dave, if I didn't know any better, I'd say that Downcast has a personal issue with Rage!

DD: Well when it's the World Title, it's always personal! And get this idiot Jonathan out of there and let them fight!

VJ: Rage hasn't moved since that powerbomb through the table! And Downcast was gonna nail Rage with the bell! Thank God referee Jonathan had the sense to…OH GOD!!! OH GOD NO!!!! DOWNCAST JUST LET GO OF THE BELL, AND THE REF JUST WENT CRASHING INTO THE RING STAIRS!

DD: What…that idiot just knocked himself out!

VJ: The referee is down…and Rage is trying to get back to his feet…Downcast catches him with a boot to the side of the head! Downcast has Rage now, and he tosses him back into the ring. And the referee hasn't moved an inch since hitting his head off the stairs!

DD: Now ya know…I know you gotta do what you gotta do to win, but Downcast, all that fighting over the bell may have just cost him the World Title!

VJ: You may be right…and look back in the aisle! Now we've got Brad Blitz and Raven out here! Dave…

DD: Why are these idiots out here?!

VJ: I don't know! I wish I knew, but I don't, and I hope they don't play a role in the outcome of this match! Downcast…oh! Rage with a right hand to the midsection! Rage not out of this yet! There's another shot! Rage trying to fight his way back to his feet, but watch Downcast! Downcast hits off the ropes, and there's another hard clothesline to the World Champion! Downcast just nailed…those GNL guys are getting closer to the ring!

DD: Ok now! If anybody in the back can hear me, get off your asses and do something about these jackoffs!

VJ: The GNL is headed down to the ringside area! Downcast looking on from the ring. He has Rage by the hair…Rage has basically been out of this thing ever since--OH!!!!!!

DD: What in the World?!??!?!?!

VJ: DOWNCAST!!!!! DOWNCAST WITH A PLANCHA!!!! DOWNCAST JUST DOVE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TOOK OUT THE ENTIRE GNL ENTOURAGE!!!!!! Can you believe that Dave?!??! Downcast…right hand to Staks!!!!! There's one to Blitz! Downcast…Downcast is taking on the GNL all by himself, Dave!

DD: This is why they call him Mr. NFWA, Vince! Look at him go!!!

VJ: Downcast…Downcast has Tristram by the hair…OH!!! He just sent him hard into the steel stairs! Downcast has just exploded on the entire GNL group out on the arena floor, and now he's headed back into the ring! Downcast…Rage misses with a clothesline…Downcast with a boot to the midsection…TOTAL DISPEAR!!!!!!!

DD: HE HIT IT!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!

VJ: Downcast just nailed Rage with Total Dispear!!! Rage is done, but we don't have a…DAMN IT!!!! THE GNL IS IN THE RING!!! The GNL is in the ring, and now they're doing a number on Rage and Downcast! Son of a bitch I can't believe it!!!

DD: See, I told ya! If those donut eating faggots in the back had done something about these idiots in the 1^st place…

VJ: Wait!!!! Look out from the locker room! Here comes Ice Cube!!!! Mad Dreams!!!! T Money!!!! The Revolution!!! Ladies and gentlemen, the NFWA locker room is emptying!!!!

DD: Here we go, Vince!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!!! NFWA AND THE GNL!!! NFWA AND THE GNL!!!! THE WAR HAS JUST SPILLED OVER INTO THE WORLD TITLE MATCH!!! THE WAR…

DD: LOOK OUT!!

VJ: OH!!!! Staks just knocked out here into our table!! Madman and Tristram are going at it! Blitz and T Money!!!! Ice Cube…Ice Cube is in there trading blows with his brother Firestorm!! All hell has broken loose out here once again, folks! And here come the police!! The police is on their way out to ringside…

DD: Quick, Vince! Hide the weed! Hide it!

VJ: The…what the hell are you talking about! The Police and security guards are out here trying to break up this fight between the NFWA and GNL! And watch Rage! The World Champion just went back out to the floor and grabbed that chair! Rage is headed into the ring with that chair…WHAM!!!!!!!! Rage…he just blasted Tristram with a tremendous shot!!! There's one for Thunder!!!! And Psycho!!!! OH!!!! He hit Madman!!!! Rage hit Madman! AND THERE'S A SHOT FOR JIMMY ROGERS!!!

DD: Wait a minute! He's hitting NFWA guys too!

VJ: Rage doesn't give a damn! He's swinging at anything moving! And now Downcast is right in his sights! Rage is fixing to blast Downcast into…OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

VJ: Wait a minute! That's Sniper's music! Sniper…

DD: Wait a minute! Does that mean…does..there he is! Vince, Sniper's back!!!!

VJ: The Prez has arrived!!! Sniper is on his way out to ringside after being attacked by the GNL at the beginning of the show!!! I can't believe it!

DD: It's gonna take more than the GNL to take out the Prez!

VJ: Well maybe we're gonna get the answer to our question! Maybe right now we're gonna find out if what Newsman said was true! Who has Sniper made the deal with? Is it Rage?! Is it Downcast! Who…

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…oh my goodness! Dave…we've got about a dozen ninjas surrounding the ring! And look at Sniper! He's smiling! Sniper is smiling! AND THE NINJAS ARE ATTACKING!!!!

DD: What on earth is going on?!??!?!

VJ: Those ninjas just stormed the ring…THEY'RE ATTACKING EVERYONE!!!! THE NINJAS ARE GOING AFTER ANYBODY IN SIIGHT! NFWA! GNL! POLICE!!! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE, DAVE??!?!?!

DD: I don't know!

VJ: Who are these damn ninjas…oh! 1 of them just grabbed Rage!!!! That man must be about 7 feet tall…AND HE JUST DROVE RAGE INTO THE MAT WITH A POWERBOMB!!!!

DD: It's crazy out here, Vince! Oh! Look at that!

VJ: Brad Blitz just tossed over the top!! Down goes 1 of the police officers!!!! Firestorm and Ice Cube are being hammered away upon by about 4 of those guys! And that man has Downcast!!! Downcast…ANGEL DUST!!!!!! THAT NINJA JUST GAVE DOWNCAST ANGEL DUST!!! DAVE!! THOSE AREN'T NINJAS DAMN IT!!!! IT'S THE 9^TH STREET POSSE!!!! DAMN IT!!! THE POSSE IS BACK!!! THE POSSE IS BACK!!!! AND BOTH DOWNCAST AND RAGE HAVE BEEN LEFT LAYING! NOT TO MENTION A HOST OF WRESTLERS FROM THE NFWA AND THE GNL!!!

DD: I can't believe my eyes! The Posse…yeah! It is the Posse!

VJ:" There's Angel!! Jovan! Fredo! Maria! The Posse is unmasking in the ring, and we've got the SWAT team headed out here to get some order to this match!! Damn it, I cannot believe what we've just seen!!!!

DD: Vince, can you believe this?

VJ: I cannot! My God…it just resembled a damn riot out here! And both Downcast and Rage have become victims!!!

DD: the Posse is back…but what's up with the Dynasty?!

VJ: I don't even know what's going on with the Dynasty! Downcast and Rage have both been laid out! We've got GNL…I didn't know there were that many Posse members!

DD: There were about 15 of em or something!

VJ: Well Sniper…I don't know what to say, but obviously the rumor from Newsman is false!! Sniper didn't make a deal with anyone! He is a self serving, egomaniacal son of a bitch!!!

DD: Yeah! Keep talking and I'm gonna be hosting these shows by myself!

VJ: Oh man…and Rage trying to pull himself back to his feet…I cannot believe what a night this has been!

DD: Is this match still going on?

VJ: I don't even know. I never heard a bell! Downcast is trying to get back up to his feet, as is Rage! It appeared that Downcast had this thing won before interference from the GNL! We'll never know…and watch Psycho! Psycho is in the ring! Psycho is sneaking up behind Downcast!

DD: Look out Downcast!

VJ: OH! He just tried for a clothesline…Downcast with a boot to the midsection…TOTAL DISPEAR!!!! TOTAL DISPEAR ON PSYCHO!!!!! Downcast just drilled the former GNL Wor--RAGE WITH A SCHOOLBOY!!! Rage…

DD: We still don't have a ref!

VJ: Rage may have this thing…here comes Doug Peterson! Referee Doug Peterson hits the ring, and there's the count! 1…2…DOWNCAST KICKS OUT!!!

DD: I think he had him there, Vince!

VJ: Well…Doug Peterson was way out of position, so Rage may have had it won, but much like Downcast, we'll never know! Rage struggles to get back to his feet…

DD: Watch that idiot Psycho again…OH!!!!

VJ: RAGE!!! HARD CLOTHESLINE BY RAGE JUST SENT PSYCHO OVER THE TOP AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!

DD: It hasn't been a good night for him, has it, Vince?

VJ: It certainly has not! But watch Downcast! Downcast is back to his feet! Boot to the midsection is caught! Rage just caught the boot…he spins Downcast around! Uh oh!!!

DD: TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!! TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!

VJ: YES!!!!!! RAGE JUST SPIKED DOWNCAST WITH TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!! This thing is over!!! 1…2…3!!!!! Oh man!!!!

VJ: My God what a wild one what was!! Ladies and gentlemen…Rage has done it! He has retained the NFWA World Championship, and give that man credit!

DD: Give him credit! Get down on your hands and knees and worship that man!! He is the One Man Riot! The NFWA World Champion! All hail Rage!!

VJ: Downcast…he came so close, unfortunately it was not to be here tonight! The curse of the Alamodome lives on for him!

DD: Yeah. I just hope…I just hope everything is ok in the Dynasty. I can't believe Sniper came out here and atttacked both of them!

VJ: Well folks, we sure hope you enjoyed…HEY!

DD: That's Lightning! What the hell is he…

VJ: Lightning just came out of the crowd!!! Lightning…

DD: Rage! LOOK OUT!!!

VJ: Rage is celebrating his title win! Lightning is in the ring…OH!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON RAGE!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON RAGE!!!!! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN!!!!!!

DD: Oh my…somebody get that idiot!!

VJ: Ice Cube just tried to get at Lightning but he caught a right hand from Staks!!! Staks and Ice Cube now! Staks and Ice Cube trading blows! In comes Madman! Thunder! It's breaking loose again, folks!!! It's absolutely breaking loose once again! And look at Lightning! Lightning making an escape through the crowd!!

DD: Can somebody please get that idiot?!??! I'll give you money!!!

VJ: The NFWA and the GNL are going at it in the ring! The World Champion is down, and Lightning is making an escape! Folks, it's been a wild night here from San Antonio! For Delaware Dave, this is Vince Johnson saying so long!!!!