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(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and fades away into darkness. The scene opens in the parking lot, where we see Panther and Diamond walking towards the arena.) Panther: (Reaches for one of Diamond's bags) Lemme carry that.Diamond: I've got it. Panther: You sure? Diamond: Yes. Panther: Ok...how you feeling? Diamond: (smiles) Panther, I'm fine. (sighs) Stop worrying. Panther: I'm not worrying...it's just that...well...you're in a delicate condition and...wait a minute. (Suddenly, the backdoor of the arena opens up, and out walks Tina followed by 4 Angelfire suits. Panther and Diamond stop dead in their tracks, and stare coldly as the group begins to walk towards them. As they get closer, Panther steps in front of Diamond in an attempt to shield her) Tina: (holds up a hand) Relax, Panther. Just relax...I'm not here to cause trouble...I mean...you know me. I'd never harm a pregnant woman. (Evil smile) Panther: Yeah, cuz if you did you know I'd whoop your sorry ass all over Boston... Tina: (Gasps) PANTHER!!! The language! And promotion of violence against women?! Remember the contract... Panther: What do you want? Tina: Well...partner...my fellow CEO, I just want you to remember what I said the other night at Gear. You see...Angelfire is here, Panther! We've got more power than you know...we have the power to make or break this fed...and by the end of this night...(gets in Panther's face) you will realize that that's...the DAMN...TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Panther and Tina eye one another down for a good moment. "The Saga Continues" by P. Diddy and the Bad Boy Family plays in the background as the Game Time opening video begins to play. The camera opens up to the SOLD OUT Fleetcenter in Boston, where fans are cheering and holding up signs as red, silver and green pyro blasts shoot up from the ringposts and by the Game Time set. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "WE ARE FAMILY", "WELCOME HOME ALYSSA!!", "GEEZ, PANTHER! NOT ANOTHER ONE!", "HAVOK=NEW CHAMPION", and "Bring back Blitz!" The camera then cuts to the commentary table, where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave are seated) VJ: On a night where we will crown not only new NFWA Tag Team Champions, but an UNDISPUTED NFWA Champion...ladies and gentlemen, WE ARE LIVE FROM BOSTON, MA!!!!!!! The Fleetcenter has been sold out for months, and thousands of fans have packed this arena to the rafters!! WELCOME TO GAME TIME!!!!!! Vince Johnson alongside Delaware Dave, and Dave, are you ready? DD: Damn right, I'm ready! I haven't been this excited for a PPV in a long time! VJ: Right here tonight, ladies and gentlemen, the End Game competition comes to a head! That's right, 8 teams battle it out in the 2nd RD for a shot at the Tag Team Titles...IN DOUBLE JEOPARDY!!! That's right, folks...2 rings...2 cages...4 teams...only 1 will walk out with the right to call themselves the Tag Team Champions! DD: Yeah, but that's not it, Johnson. See...the winners of the match don't get to rest...cuz then later on they're gonna hafta fight each other for the World Title! VJ: That's right, folks! The NFWA World Title, which has been dormant since January will FINALLY be decided! Fans...what an incre...what?! What's going on?! DD: Huh? (The cameras cut back to the interview area, where we see Amy Dumas standing with a microphone) AD: Fans, I've just received some disturbing news here tonight. Apparently an escaped convict is on the loose here tonight in Boston, and police fear that this individual...whomever he may be, could be headed towards this arena here tonight. Uh...(sighs) police haven't given me and real information...they say they'll keep me posted with any information they can give us. Right now, they're advising all citizens in the Boston area to stay indoors...they believe he's somewhere in this vicinity... DD: Amy, what the hell do you mean we've got an escaped convict on the loose?! AD: That's what they told me! The police just called and said... DD: HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE?! AD: They're not sure... DD: Aww...HELL NO, AMY!!! VJ: Will you watch your language? DD: F*CK LANGUAGE, VINCE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!! Rookie Battle Royal ("Unleash the Dragon" by Sisqo is playing over the PA system as the Dragon walks down to ringside. Already in the ring are Darkness, the Painkiller, Steve "The Jackhammer" Moram and Mr. Meaner. Dragon slides into the ring, his music dies down and "The Takeover" by Jay-Z starts up over the PA system. Blue and red spotlights shine over the entrance as Sewaside walks down the aisle and slides into the ring. His music dies down and Tobias' theme song hits the PA system. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as he walks down the aisle towards the ring. He climbs into the ring and Terry Bogard's music begins to play. The crowd cheers in the background as he walks out from the locker room, does a few martial arts moves and starts down the aisle to ringside. When he climbs into the ring, referees Stephanie Jenkins and Ruby call for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: There's the bell and ladies and gentlemen, this thing is underway!!! The newcomers! The young blood of the NFWA... DD: Yeah, and speaking of young blood, I don't want mine spilled here tonight! That damn convict shows up...I swear, Vince! I quit! Ya hear me? Quit! VJ: Well I really don't think there's anything to worry about. I'd be more worried about this Angelfire situation...who has Tina bought off? Who in the NFWA locker room has sold out to Angelfire? DD: I bet it's Lightni... VJ: OH LOOK AT THIS!!!! Mr. Meaner and Bogard...2 newcomers in the NFWA! Slugging it out in the center of the ring...they're got a history, Dave! DD: Yeah...OHH! GEEEZ! VJ: And they both may be history after that shot by Tobias... DD: Whoa, look at that! VJ: WHa...OH MY!!! MORAM'S GONE!!!!! DD: WHat happened? VJ: Sewaside...he just used The Jackhammer's momentum against him and sent the big man flying up and over the top! He has become the 1st man to be eliminated in this rookie battle royal! DD: Yeah, that's a good way to start out your NFWA career. Get your ass kicked on National TV. VJ: Look at Tobias now! Going to work on Bogard in the buckle...meanwhile on the other side of the ring, you've got the Dragon and Painkiller going at it. Painkiller still bandaged up after taking that crowbar shot from Kerrbosk--OH!!!! WHat a right hand by Painkiller...and another one! Rocking the jaw of the Dragon! Watch this now...Irish whip...Dragon off the rope... DD: Look out... VJ: OH!!!!!! Painkiller ducked the head and got caught with a tremendous knee lift...AND WATCH SEWASIDE!!! FROM BEHIND WITH THE NECKBREAKER! DD: HAHA! Man, Vince...these guys are idiots! VJ: Stop it! DD: It's true! VJ: Sewaside now going to work on the Dragon...and look in the corner now! Bogard and Mr. Meaner...we've got a bit of a double team on Tobias! Both men working together... DD: Watch it Toby...OH!! VJ: OH!!! Tobias is teetering! Teetering on the brink of destruc--WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!! DD: Who the...THAT'S PANDY!!! VJ: Pandora's out here with a sledgehammer, darn it! What in the world...Pandora's in the ring! Pandora... DD: Look out, guys! She's crazy-- VJ: OOOOH!!! SHE JUST HITTERRY BOGARD RIGHT IN THE SMALL OF THE BACK WITH THAT HAMMER!!! AND THERE'S A SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF MR. MEANER...TOBIAS WITH A BACK DROP AND HE'S GONE!!!!! MR. MEANER IS GONE!!! DD: Vince, what the hell was that all about?! VJ: I dunno! But we've got security out here...Terry Bogard may have had his spine snapped in half... DD: What are they bringing out nets?! VJ: Pandora...she's a certifiable nut! DD: Nut my left nut, you don't bring out nets for a woman...run Pandy! VJ: Angelfire isn't gonna be happy with you, and now you see Pandora running!!! Pandora...making an escape through the crowd and security's hot on her trail! DD: What was that all about, Vince? VJ: Heck if I know! DD: Oh boy! Heck! VJ: Hey, with this Angelfire situation we've got going on, I'm just trying to keep my job! Look at Dragon now! Big dropkick! Down goes Sewaside! And there's one for Painkiller! The Dragon...trying to fight off 2 men at once--TOBIAS FROM BEHIND with an axehandle blow! DD: HAHA! Shoulda been worried about the next man! By Draggy! VJ: Tobias...handful of hair sends Dragon up and over the top...HE HELD ON!!! DD: What?! VJ: Dragon holds onto the top rope! Dragon...skinning the cat...pulling himself right back into the ring! What athletecism by the Dra--OH GOD!!! OH...PAINKILLER WITH A CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP! DD: HA! He's eliminated now...AND SO'S HE! VJ:Sewaside from behind just dumped the Painkiller!!! So now, folks, we're down to the final 3! It's Tobias...it's Sewaside...and an injured Terry Bogard! And things...are not looking good...for Terry. DD: See kidz...this is a prime example of the dangers of crack in today's society! VJ: What are you talking about? DD: (Pause) I dunno, but it sounded cool in my head! VJ: Look at Sewaside now...apparently trying to strike a deal with Tobias. Apparently he wants a 2 on 1 situation... DD: Yeah, but you've got a weak man lying on the mat over there. I say f*ck the alliance and kick Bogard in the nuts! VJ: WILL YOU PLEASE WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE?! DD: Ok! F*ck the alliance and kick him in the balls! Happy? VJ: (Rolls eyes) I apologize, folks! And now...yes! It appears we've got a pact made..AND LOOK AT THEM! THEY'RE ALL OVER TERRY BOGARD IN THE BUCKLE...AND THESE FANS DON'T LIKE IT A BIT! DD: What do fans know? This is Boston, remember? Half these idiots are drunk in the 1st place... VJ: Tobias has Bogard...Irish whip sends him to the buckle...Tobias follows him in WITH A HARD CLOTHESLINE! And Sewaside follows up with one of his own!!! Terry Bogard being taken apart in that very ring, and watch this now! Another Irish whip...Bogard off the ropes...oh my..double team situation com--OOOH!!! DD: HAHAHA!! Did you see that, Johnson?! VJ: Tobias and Sewaside...double team...I thought they were going for a flapjack...turned into a modified hot shot, and Bogard darn near got decapitated! DD: Ya know something, Vince...these rookies ain't half bad! Ain't half good either, but still! VJ: Oh, you're a riot! Bogard goes up!!!!! Tobias...Tobias trying to eliminate Terry Bogard...will you look at Sewaside?! DD: What? VJ: Sewaside...sitting back letting Bogard do all the work! DD: So? That's smart! Vince...when are you people gonna learn that work is for suckas?! VJ: Oh boy. DD: It's the truth. Work won't get you nowhere but a back alley behind Chuck E. Cheese fighting rats for leftover pizza! And Chuck E. don't like ya messing with his family, Vince! VJ: Are you smoking again? DD: (Coughs) NO! What the hell kinda question is that? VJ:Well right now, we've got Tobias...Bogard is out of it, but he's trying to hang onto the ropes! Grabbing onto anything he can find... DD: He's like one of those Octopusses...or is it Octopi? Then again why am I asking you? You're Canadia... VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE! SEWASIDE FROM BEHIND---HE JUST TOSSED TOBIAS!!!! DD: What the hell? VJ: Sewaside tossed Tobias!!! Tobias... DD: What about the pact? VJ: He just said screw the pact! Sewaside going to work on Bogard in the ring! We're down to the final 2...and Tobias can't believe it! DD: I don't blame him. Somebody did that to me and I'd be pissed the f*ck off! VJ: Sewaside with a handful of hair--where's Tobias going?! Tobias...headed over to the timekeeper's table...OH! Knee to the midsection by Sewaside! And a forearm to that injured back of Bogard's! It's just academic for him, Dave! You've gotta believe... DD: HEY! What the hell... VJ: Tobias...he just slugged the timekeeper...OH MY GOD he's got a hammer! DD: Oh great, that's all we need, Johnson! A convict on the loose, and another lunatic with a hammer! VJ: Irish whip...reversal by Bogard sends Sewaside into the ropes...AND TOBIAS TRIPS HIM UP COMING OFF! DD: Stephanie...ya no good lesbian! Would you get this idiot outta... VJ: OH!!!! He just tried to hit Sewaside with the hammer! Sewaside caught it...and look at these 2 now! Sewaside and Tobias...fighting over that hammer! Fighting...BOGARD FROM BEHIND!!! BOGARD...BOGARD WINS!!!!! DD: BULLSH*T!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner: Terry Bogard!!! DD: Vince...do you know what that was? VJ: Lemme gue... DD: A FLUUUUUUKE! And you know it! VJ: (Shakes his head) That's a big win for Bogard! This man has a great deal of talent...I expect big things in his futu---oh wait a minute, folks! We've got...we've got a situation on the floor! DD: Situation my ass, Vince! What we've got is a FIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHT!!!!! VJ: Sewaside and Tobias!! These 2 men trying to get at one another...Ruby and Stephanie Jenkins trying to separate the 2...OH!!! DOWN GOES RUBY!! DD: HAHA! Now hit Steph! Hit Steph! VJ: You sadistic--OH!! He hit STephanie too! DD: HAHA! This is the greatest PPV of all time! VJ: And they're going at it on the floor! Sewaside and Tobias...trading blows on the outside! We've got officials out here to break this thing up... DD: This is great, Vince! This is great... VJ: Bogard wins...and it looks to me we've got a couple of sore loser here at ringside. (The officials and security guards are able to separate the 2 men, as the camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see Lightning sitting inside his Ford Lightning SUV) VJ: Well fans...what an opening match that was, but we're just about ready for the End Game! And there you see him, folks! The former 3-time NFWA Champion, Lightning! Tonight he teams with Ice Cube, and folks, we could potentially see a rematch of possibly the greatest World Title match in NFWA history! DD: Yeah, but what I wanna know is does Lightning have Angelfire on his side?! VJ: What do you mean, Angelfire? DD: Vince, I know he's your hero and all, but you can't deny it! Tina was in his dressing room talking to him! What were they talking about?! VJ: I dunno! DD: Exactly! That proves it! Lightning's the turncoat! He's the sellout! VJ: Will you stop?! (The cameras cut back to the Commissioner's office, where we see Firestorm standing with Amy Dumas.) AD: Well folks, I'm back here with Commissioner Firestorm, and Firestorm, you were scheduled to team with Diamond to face the combination of Lightning and Ice Cube here tonight...but unfortunately for you, Diamond recently found out that she's pregnant. That's a happy situation for Panther and Diamond, but where does that leave you? Who will your tag team partner be here tonight? Firestorm: (Sighs) Well Amy...I dunno...I just don't...I try to be nice to Panther...I try to patch up our differences...I f*cked up! AD: Well..(Firestorm walks away) Firestorm...Firestorm!!! (Firestorm exits the room, leaving Amy standing alone. The camera then cuts to the interview area, where Rosie Sanchez is standing with T Money. The crowd goes crazy, as chants of "Welcome back, Welcome Back" echo throughout the arena) RS: (Blushing) Thanks, guys! It's good to be back! And right now, I'm standing here alongside reigning Toughman Champion, T Money! I know you're still kinda upset after losing your Toughman Tit... T Money: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! Rosie...I ain't lose a damn thing, ok? What happened is that title...that title was stolen from me by Panther! You know it, Ice Cube knows it! I should still be the undisputed ruler of the Universe! But that's cool, cuz tonight... Stevo: (in the background) I know...I know!!! I don't know where he is...I'm looking! I'm looking! (Suddenly, Psyko Stevo enters the picture and approaches T Money. He's got the I-C Title over one shoulder and the TV over the other) Stevo: T...you gotta help me! T Money: What's wrong? Stevo: Mr. X-Treme Title!!! Mr. X-Treme Title is gone!!! T Money: Oh Lord! Stevo: (Pacing) Oh my God..(to I-C) WHat?! (pause) NO HE DIDN'T RUN AWAY!!! HE COULDN'T HAVE! I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH! Somebody must've taken him! T Money: (annoyed) Stevo...forget the damn... Stevo: This is all your fault Mr. TV Title! You shouldn't have told him that he was adopted last night! T Money: Stevo! Stevo: Oh...Rosie! Have you seen him, Rosie?! Have you seen... T Money: STEVO!!!!!! (T Money shoves Psyko Stevo back into the interview set. Stevo looks at him, wild-eyed and angry as T Money stares him down) T Money: Get ya head right! (The pair engage in an intense staredown. The camera zooms in on both their faces before cutting out to ringside for the next match) 2nd RD End Game Match: "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders and The Rocker Vs The Game and Staks ("Thug 4 Life" hits the PA system and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as Staks appears in the crowd with a trashcan full of weapons. He shoves his way through the crowd, tosses the can over the top rope into the ring. As referee Doug Peterson begins clearing the scattered weapons from the ring, Staks hops the guardrail, slides into the ring and raises his arms into the air) VJ: Whoa...Staks! DD: Is that idiot crazy! This isn't a no DQ match! VJ: Well Staks doesn't give a damn! He is here, and he is ready to prove to the world that he truly has what it takes to be the NFWA Champion! DD: Yeah, but...oh no! Look! VJ: Who the...Kevin Taylor, folks! Kevin Taylor on his way out to ringside...and I've got a bad feeling about this. DD: Yeah...well Taylor's got a bad smelling...cuz this piece of garbage is full of sh... VJ: Hey, hey, hey! DD: What? VJ: Taylor...it looks like he's going to be joining us...(Taylor takes a seat next to Vince) Kevin... KT: (Puts on his headset) Vince, Dave! Now I know...I know...you're not down with the 3 man commentary teams on PPV. After all, it was the 2 of you that got me FIRED from commentary 2 years ago...but hey, I was sitting in the back, I was listening to the 2 of you...and ya know something V and D? Your commentary was just...SCREAMING! "Help me! Help me, Kevin"! (Smiles) Well fear not...because I am here, and JUST like I do every week on Gear...I will save this PPV broadcast with my expert broadcast journalism! Don't you just love me? VJ: (Long silence) DD: FAGGOT! VJ: DAVE! ("The Game" by Motorhead hits the PA system, the lights dim and multicolored spotlights flash over the entrance. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as The Game steps out from the locker room and glares into the crowd. He takes a sip of water, pours it over his head and starts down the aisle with a look of intensity on his face. He climbs upon the ring apron, takes another sip of water and glares into the main camera for a few seconds before raising his arms into the air, spewing water mist all over the crowd. He steps through the ropes, goes face to face with Staks as the music dies down, the lights returns to normal and pyro goes off all over the stage. "Points of Authority" hits the PA system, blue and red spotlights shine over the arena as the Rocker walks out from the locker room. The chants of "Rocker, Rocker" break out across the arena and Rocker paces back and forth at the entrance as the music dies down. "My Generation" by Limp Bizkit starts up over the PA system and the crowd comes to it's feet as "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders walks out from the locker room and raises her arms into the air. Pink spotlights shine on the entrance as she kisses Rocker on the cheek, and the 2 head down the entrance ramp to ringside. Rocker climbs up the ring stairs, Alyssa slides into the ring, and the pair is immediately attacked by The Game and Staks as referee Peterson calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Oh!!! Ladies and gentlemen, these 2 men not wasting anytime here... KT: THE FANS ARE BOOING STAKS AND THE GAME OUT OF THE BUILDING, VINCE!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW WRONG THAT IS?! DD: Newsflash, Taylor: Nobody gives a damn about the fans! KT: Well, you butthead, you should care about the fans, cuz these are the people that, in spite of your ugly appearance, continue to watch NFWA programming, continuing to pay our salaries... VJ: Will the both of you shut up?! We've got a match going on here! Staks hammering away on Alyssa...the Game going at it with the Rocker!!!! DD: Hey Vince...you know how I feel about a woman going up against a man...but you know how I feel about Alyssa! I dunno, Vince, but I think I'm rooting for Deadly Candy here! It's her hometown! VJ: Well she's not looking too good right now! Irish whip...Rocker off the ropes...Game misses with the High Knee! Rocker off the other side--SPEAR!!!!!!! Rocker with a spear...and this crowd just erupted!!! DD: HAHA! Yeah, Rocker! Help Alyssa! help Alyssa! VJ: Staks working over Deadly Candy in the corner...ROCKER FROM BEHIND CATCHES HIM WITH A FOREARM!!! And look at this now...Rocker going to work on Staks! Rocker going to work... DD: Turn around you idi--YO!!!! VJ: OH MY!!!! The Game hit Staks!!! The Game inadvertently nailed the former TV Champion with a clothesline! Rocker off the ropes...ROCKER DROPPER ON THE GAME!!!!!! Rocker Dropper!!!!! The cover...1...2...IT'S O--NO!!!! He got the foot on the ropes...and now, folks...it looks like the Game and Staks are gonna take a bit of a timeout...and this Boston crowd is going CRAZY for Alyssa! KT: That's because they're ignorant, biased, inebriated people, Vince! VJ: Is that right? KT: I'm a broadcast journalist! I'm never wrong. DD; First off, if you're never wron... KT: OH MY GOD!!! (Hides behind Vince) VJ: WILL YOU...Rocker trying to get at Taylor!!! The Rocker...he wants a piece of Kevin Taylor!!!! DD: HAHA! What's wrong, Mr. Journalist? KT: (Shaking) Shut up! VJ: Deadly Candy trying to keep the Rocker calm...trying to keep him from coming down here and ripping your head off, Taylor. KT: Yeah...well don't forget who left his butt lying unconscious this past Thursday on Gear! VJ: Yeah, some masked man and one of those ANGELFIRE red crowbars...but let's not get into that right now, we've got a match to call! DD: Yeah...me and Vince have a match to call! Why don't you get outta here before I hafta bust a cap in your ass? KT: I'm exercising my right as an American to Freedom of Speech! And as for Angelfire...Vince, those are mere rumors...and a REAL broadcast journalist doesn't spread rumors! I certainly never have! VJ: Oh, right! The Game back in there with the Rocker! And he doesn't look happy about their previous exchange--OH!!!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: The Game...HE JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUTTA THE MOUTH OF THE ROCKER!!! The Rocker...oh! He's pissed! he is pissed...AND HE JUST NAILED THE GAME WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! And another... DD: We're right back where we started between these 2, Vince! VJ: This thing has boiled down to another slugfest, and The Game's not faring too well!!! The Game...apparently still feeling the effects of that Rocker Dropper! Irish whip...the Game hard into the buckle...ROCKER follows him in with a big splash! Modified avalanche...and...wait..he just tagged Alyssa! DD: What?! VJ: The Rocker just tagged in Deadly Candy! The Rocker...I dunno how wise this is! KT: Well who ever accused the Rocker of being a wise man? Hell...I'd be surprised if the man could even spell the word brain...much less have one. DD: HAHA. VJ: Scoop up and a SLAM on the Game...and watch Alyssa! Deadly Candy's headed up top...high risk maneuver coming up! DD: HAHA! Boston...meet the FLYING CANDY!!! HAHAHA! VJ: OH!!! BIG SPLASH FROM THE TOP!!! Alyssa hooks the leg...2...NO!!! Staks breaks up the count before 3!!! DD: Vince, the Game's just getting his ass kicked here. KT: Hey!! Why don't you show a little respect for some of the language laws around here? DD: Yeah, and how about you pay attention to my size 9 boot in your ass, BIATCH! VJ: Let's keep it cool, you guys! The Game certainly unable to get out of the blocks...and Alyssa's got him by the hair. KT: Um...I dunno how smart a move this is by Alyssa! As much as I hate that butthead Rocker, I think Alyssa really needs to make the tag! VJ: Alyssa...what's she doing here, folks? DD: I think I know, Vince! It's the...the...COUGH DROP! VJ: Cough Drop comin---OH NO!!!! Alyssa just sent sternum first into the buckle...AND THE GAME MOWS HER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Alyssa is down...and that just may be enough to turn the tide, right there. DD: Turn the tide? Heh...he ripped her head off! VJ: That he most certainly did...and now there's the tag to Staks!!!! DD: Uh oh...look out, Alyssa! VJ: Deadly Candy back to her feet--NOT FOR LONG!!! Staks with a knife edge chop...just chopped little Alyssa down to the canvas! All 100 pounds of her...and he's got her once again now! Staks with a handful of hair...AND A HEADBUTT sends her straight to the mat once again. KT: (laughing) He surely has no problem putting his hands on a lady, Vinnie. VJ: It absolutely appears that way! Staks now...Irish whip...Alyssa ducks the clothesline...off the other side, Staks misses with an elbow...here she comes---AGAIN! AND STAKS BURIES THE KNEE...oh my God! DD: That'll damage some ovaries! VJ: And this crowd is not liking Staks here! The hook of the leg by Staks...2...ALYSSA able to kickout...but she took a tremendous shot to the gut there, Dave! KT: Excuse, me! Dave is not the only member of the commentary team here tonight, Johnson! Part of being a broadcast journalist is being polite! Showing respect!!! Courtesy! VJ: yeah...well it looks like Alyssa's about to get a lot more than that! There's the tag to the Game...what's this now? DD: Alyssa...Alyssa, if you can hear me...get ready to MOOVE!! VJ: OH!!! Harley Race-type knee drop!!! Right to the top of the head of the former Women's Champ! And that could do it right there! The cover...1...2...ROCKER breaks up the count after 2!! And... KT: That should be a disqualification! DD: Who gives a damn! When it's about titles... VJ: OH!!! The Game just caught Rocker from behind with a right hand!! Rocker... DD: Rocker...get outta the ring! VJ: Rocker trying to get at the Game...what is Staks doing?! DD: Rocker...you idiot get outta the ring! VJ: Staks has that can...c'mon, Staks! Don't do that!! Don't do---DAMN IT!!!!!!!! HE JUST...THE SON OF A...HE JUST BLASTED DEADLY CANDY WITH THAT GARBAGE CAN!!! THE REF DIDN'T SEE A DAMN THING!! KT: HAHA! And guys, that just goes to show you what I was telling you about Rocker! He's an idiot! A moron! Alyssa is the brains of the outfit, and because of that dummy, she just got her brains splattered all over that ring! DD: yeah, and if you don't shut your mouth, she's not gonna be the only one... VJ: The Game...oh please! Arrogant cover! Alyssa is out like a light! Don't tell me...1...2...ROCKER BREAKS UP THE COUNT AGAIN!! Rocker... KT: VJ...c'mon! How long are you gonna allow him to get away with that crap?! VJ: Excuse me? KT: I mean...that is the 2nd time in this match he has blatantly interfered!!! That should be a disqualfication! That's against the rules! That's not nice! VJ: NOT NICE?! You son of a bitch! Staks just hit her in the head with a damn trashcan!!! And you're complaining about Rocker?! KT: Well 2 wrongs don't make a right, pottymouth! VJ: Kiss my ass! DD: HAHA! Tell em, Vince! KT: Shut up, you! DD: Vince, lemme slap him! VJ: No. The Game with Alyssa by the hair...and look at him...taunting the Rocker!! KT: Yeah! Letting him know that because of his stupidity, his girlfriend is gonna get beaten in the center of the ring! VJ: Well...SNAP SUPLEX BY THE GAME!!! Little Alyssa goes up and over...and this Boston crowd has been virtually silenced! KT: Yes...for they too have realized that the hometown girl, "Deadly Candy", their heroine...is...well...when it comes to romance, no different than the bunch of them...SHE'S A MORON! DD: Hey, that's my lady you're talking about! KT: Funny...she doesn't look inflatable to me, Dave! VJ: Will you 2...God! The tag has been made to Staks...and now this thing is pretty much academic!!! Staks...Staks headed to the top rope... DD: Staks, you idiot! Thugs don't fly! VJ: Alyssa is down on the mat... DD: Thugs don't fly, Staks! Thugs don't FLYYYYY---OH!!! VJ: STAKS MISSES WITH THE KNEE!!!!!!!! Staks...Deadly Candy able to roll out of the way just before he connected with that knee drop! DD: C'mon, Alyssa! Make the tag! Make the tag... KT: for ONCE in your life, I'm BEGGING you to be unbiased! DD: And for once, I'm begging you to lick my grapes, skankhole! C'mon Alyssa! VJ: Deadly Candy...crawling towards the corner! Can she make the tag? Can she...can...Staks makes the tag to the Game...AND HERE..COMES...THE ROCKER!!!!! DD: HAHA! KT: Um...illegal! Illegal!!! VJ: Wha... KT: That was a non-regulation tag, Vinnie! That's a DQ right there! Right there---OH!! VJ: OH!!! Rocker blocks a right hand from the Game, and connects with one of his own!! And another one! Irish whip...the Game off the ropes, Rocker misses with the clothesline! The Game off the other sid---ROCKER DRILLS HIM WITH A BIG SPINEBUSTER!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Rocker just planted into the mat! In comes Staks---AND HE TAKES A SHOT AS WELL!!!!! Staks ran right into that huge right hand from the Rocker...BIIIIG clothesline sends him up, and over and to the outside!!!! This crowd is solidly behind the Rock---AND ANOTHER SPINEBUSTER catches the Game!!!! DD: Uh oh, Vince! Rocker's on a roll!!! KT: (Begins coughing) OH GOD!!!! Oh my God, Vince! Dave! VJ: What? KT: I'VE CAUGHT THE WEST NILE VIRUS!!!!!! (Coughs an passes out) VJ: What in the... DD: Well...I was planning on killing his ass, but lucky for him, God beat me to it! VJ: Kevin Taylor is down...and take a look in the ring. Rocker has the Game setup...and drives him down with a big sidewalk slam!!! The Game has been planted, folks! And it looks like Rocker and Alyssa are on their way to Double Jeopardy! And Rocker's on his way...to the top, Dave! DD: To the very top! VJ: Yes! The Rocker going up...the Game hasn't moved since the sidewalk sla--WAIT A MINUTE!!! DD: Huh?! VJ: KEVIN TAYLOR!!! HE'S GOT THAT CROWBAR!! TAYLOR WITH A CROWBA--SON OF A---HE JUST KNOCKED ROCKER OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!! Darn it!!! DD: What the...I thought he was dead!!!! VJ: Kevin Taylor...the son of a bitch just screwed Rocker!!! he just shoved Rocker...and the referee caught his ass!!! Referee Doug Peterson...and look at Taylor...he's caught red-handed!! Red crowbar in hand!!! And Dave...you hafta wonder just what his relationship with Angelfire is-- DD: WATCH ALYSSA!!! VJ: What the---OOOOOOOOH!!!! DEADLY CANDY!!! DEADLY CANDY!!!! DEADLY CANDY IS ALL OVER KEVIN TAYLOR!!! SHE IS BEATING THE LIVING HELL OUTTA KEVIN YANCY TAYLOR!!! AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!! DD: HAHA! Vince...this is the only thing better than T and A!! Give him a shot for me...uh oh! VJ: Wait a second...Staks has Alyssa by the hair!!! Staks has the former Women's Champion---OH!! Alyssa with a boot to the midsection...right hand misses-- DD: OH!! She caught the ref!!! VJ: Referee Peterson...he just caught that shot to the eye...and Staks with a hard right hand to the jaw of Deadly Candy!! DD: Man! VJ: Another one sends Alyssa staggering into the ropes!! Watch Staks now...he charges in with a clothesline---OH!!!! Alyssa just low bridged Staks!!! Alyssa...she pulled the top rope down, and Staks went up and over to the outside!!!!! Staks... DD: He mighta hit his head on those stairs, Vince...oh! VJ: From behind, it's the Game!!! The Game...hammering away on Alyssa! Uh oh! DD: Oh no! Look out, Alyssa! VJ: The Game...hooking up the arms on Deadly Candy! Pedigree coming up!! The Pedigree on Deadly Candy!!! This'll be all right here---DEADLY CANDY!!! LOW BLOW TO THE GAME!!! She just blasted the Game right between the legs...and the Game is hurt! DD: HAHA! I told ya, Vince! She's like the Energizer bunny! She just keeps going and going and going and going an-- VJ; TAYLOR'S GOT THE CROWBAR AGAIN! DD: LOOK OUT ALYSSA!! VJ: Tay--OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! He hit the Game!!!! DD: What in the world?!?! VJ: Kevin Taylor...the no good bastard tried to hit a woman with a crowbar and got the wrong man! Right hand sends Taylor to the outside!!! The Game is down!!! DD: Oh my gosh...can you believe this, Vince?! VJ: This building is shaking, Dave!!!! The Game is down...Staks is down...Rocker is down...Alyssa's headed to the top!!! DD: Oh my God! This could be the single greatest...don't tell me, Vince! Don't tell me... VJ: Alyssa...SWEET SENSATION ON THE GAME!!!! SWEET SENSATION!!!! THE COVER... Crowd: 1...2...3!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "My Generation" Announcer: Here are your winners, advancing to Double Jeopardy: Deadly Candy Alyssa Sanders and the Rocker!!!!!! DD: HAHAHAHA!!! Can you believe that, Vince?!?!?! VJ: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!! Deadly Candy...the Moonsault! The Sweet Sensation on the Game, and right here in her hometown of Boston, she and Rocker become the 1st team to qualify for the Double jeopardy Team Championship match. DD: Yeah...and not only that...THE GAME GOT PINNED BY A BROAD!!! Beaten by a woman!! 1...2...3! I love it, Johnson! VJ: Well the Game...he has not moved since that crowbar shot from Kevin Taylor...and look at the Rocker!!! Rocker and Alyssa celebrated!!! And could you imagine Dave...Alyssa Sanders as the NFWA Champion?! DD: Please, Johnson! I like Alyssa, but I don't like her that much! VJ: Wait a minute...what's this now? (As Alyssa and Rocker walk back to the locker room, Kevin Taylor climbs into the ring and begins yelling at the Game. The music dies down, and the fans begin tossing trash in his direction) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen... DD: What the hell is that idiot doing now, Vince? VJ: Kevin Taylor...he is livid! He cannot believe that the Rocker and Deadly Candy are going to the Championship match... DD: Yeah, it was his dumb ass that helped him win! Get outta the ring, skankhole! VJ: Taylor...I dunno how wise this is of him! He's really giving The Game the badmouth! Taylor...I can't understand what has gotten into this man---OH!!! He kicked him!!! DD: Are you... VJ: Kevin Taylor...he just kicked the Game right in the head! Right in the... DD: Does he have a death wish or something? VJ: Taylor...the Game trying to get his wits about him! He got his brains knocked in with that crowbar shot from Taylor...AND TAYLOR SLAPPING HIM!!! Kevin Taylor...he just slapped the Game... (The Game looks up at Taylor, shooting him an intense, angry glare) VJ: Taylor...uh oh! The Game...Taylor just slapped the Game across the face...I think he may have just woke the Game up!!! He may have just... DD: Well I dunno what he was thinking slapping the Game...but I do know that his dumb ass had better GET AWAY!!! VJ: OH!!!! THE GAME'S GOT HIM!!! THE GAME'S GOT KEVIN TAYLOR!!!! DD: Well... VJ: The Game has Kevin Taylor, and he's hooking him up in the center of this ring!!! Taylor...Taylor...PEDIGREE ON KEVIN TAYLOR!!!!!!! AND THIS CROWD IS GOING NUTS!!!!!!! (The crowd cheers wildly as "The Game" starts back up over the PA system. Officials rush out to Kevin Taylor's aid as the Game rolls out to the floor and heads back towards the locker room) DD: Does he ever get tired of getting his ass whipped? VJ: I dunno.Why don't you go ask him? Well folks...up next, the End Game continues, as...wait a minute...I'm getting word on my headset...Amy? (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Amy Dumas standing with a mic) AD: Well, Vince...more info on that escape convict situation...earlier tonight, police told us that an escape convict was loose in the Boston area and that he may be headed towards this arena. Unfortunately, police were unable to give us a positive description, but just a few moments ago, police arrived with video footage of this... (Suddenly, the backdoor opens up, and "J-Dogg" Johnny Gunn walks in carrying a red duffel bag. He looks started when he spots Amy) J-Dogg: (Stuttering) A-A-Amy! AD: Johnny?! What are you... J-Dogg: You seen Panther? AD: Uh...his office is (points to her left) right down that hall. J-Dogg: Ok...ok good. (Looks around) Later Amy. (Walks towards the Amy's right and exits) AD: (VERY confused) Um...(breaths heavily) I dunno what that's all about, but as a service to the citizens of Boston...here's the video footage given to us by the local police. ****Police Video**** (Scarlet Kaphion Vastle is lying back against a wall in a jail cell, when suddenly, one of the jailers walks up to SKV) Jailer: You have a visitor, SKV. Scarlet KV: All right then... (The jailer unlocks SKV's jail cell, as he aims his hand gun at SKV) Scarlet KV: (Smirks) You know I won't bother to escape. Jailer: (Smirks back) Just in case. (Scarlet KV frowns, as the jailer puts the hand cuffs on SKV. He walks him out of the jail cell, and into the visiting room. Through the glass window, Scarlet KV see's a blond-looking young man, sitting on the other side of the security window. Scarlet KV goes down to one of the chairs, and sits down, across from the blond-hair young man) Scarlet KV: So, who are you and what is your name? A new recruit for Black Blood? A fan of mine? A reporter? Blond-hair Man: My name is Golden... I am your son. Scarlet KV: ... (Begins laughing) Seriously! Who the hell are you?! Golden: (Glaring at SKV) I am serious. What proof do I need? I come from Mas, just like you. Scarlet KV: (Smiles) That doesn't mean a thing. Just because YOU say it doesn't mean I believe it. Hmph... This is a waste of time. I will be going now. (Scarlet KV gets back to his feet, as suddenly, Golden says) Golden: ... I am Serena's son. Scarlet KV: (Turning around, now glaring at Golden) What did you say?! Golden: I said that I am Serena's son. Scarlet KV: How...? She died, during the battle with Doom. Golden: I was born just a few minutes after Serena was dead, from what Rune told me. Scarlet KV: RUNE!? (Thoughts: I don't believe this... He is speaking the truth) Golden: Yes, Rune. One of your friends and allies in the fight against Doom. Scarlet KV: Why have you come then? Why did you waste your time to see me? Golden: To get you back in the fighting circuit and to teach me how to fight. Scarlet KV: Heh, sure. If you can get me out of this mess, then I will teach you how to fight. (Breaks the hand cuffs with mere strength) Jailer: Hey, hold on ther- Scarlet KV: (Punches out the security guard) Fuck you! (Punches the security glass, as he shatters it in 1-punch) Golden: Nice... NOW RUN! (Scarlet KV jumps through the space where the window was, and runs out the door, followed by Golden. They run out of the jail cell, punching and kicking anyone who gets in their way, as they both run out of the jail) Golden: Now were both wanted by the police. Just great... Scarlet KV: (Smirks) Get used to it. (The scene fades out, and the camera cuts out to ringside, with Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave) VJ: Oh my goodness...Amy...you mean to tell us...the escaped convict is Scarlet KV?! Scarlet KV is on his way here?! DD: (Evil smile) THAT'S GREAT!!!! That's...that's the greatest news in the history of our sport! VJ: The hell it is! Scarlet KV is on his way here to potentially ruin the End Game!!! DD: Maybe...and maybe he'll head out here and try to slice your head from that pencil neck of yours! Man...if that happens...OH VINCE! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!! HAHAHAHAHA!! VJ: (Rolls eyes) 2nd RD End Game Match: Johnny Havok and Tristram Vs Freak and Derek "Blaze" Steel The lights go out in the NFWA arena and the fans are left waiting in the darkness. Then red smoke begins to poor out onto the stage. As it does in blood red letters "They're Back" flashes across the screen. *BOOOOOM!!!* Pyro blasts everywhere as House of 1000 Corpses blares through the arena. The fans explode with cheers as the fimiliar music is heard throught the building. Then out of the smoke two dark figures appear. The figures then step through the smoke and we see that they are none other then Tristram and Johnny Havok! Another loud cheer from the fans as the two men walk down the ramp looking at the fans and taunting to them. They then run down the ramp and slide into the ring. VJ: "This is certinaly gonna be one hell of an interesting match, we have Johnny Havok and Tristram going up against Freak and Blaze. Remember that Blaze and Tristram used to be members of the New Era back in the day, and remember that Johnny Havok and Tristram have anything but a stable relationship with eachother, there is cerintally a lot of bad blood between these two. Now Dave, what do you make of these two competitors in the ring right now? Many superstars in the back are picking Havok and Tristram to go very deep in this End Game tourny." DD: "You know what, Tristram isn't that bad of a guy. I mean yea, he's got herpes from kissing Darkest Desires... but still, he's a pretty good competitor in that ring. Johnny Havok is gonna be the downfall of this team though, he just doesn't have what it takes to hang with the big boys." VJ: "What are you talking about Dave? Johnny Havok is argueably one of the greatest NFWA World Champs of all time!" The Lights dim as a familiar laugh is heard of the PA system. The fans begin to boo as "We Give No Fu*k" blasts over the PA system. Diffrent color pyros begin shooting off all around the Stage. On the Titan tron we see footage of a few of Freaks matchs as the screen goes dark. Red pyros go off all along the stage and then a bright white flash as Freak appears on the stage. He slowly looks around as he waits for his partners music to hit. He's wearing a Black Shirt with the words Last Act on the front and a black pair of cargo pants. VJ: "Good strategy by Freak... waiting for his partner Derek Steel to accompany him down to the ring." DD: "You know, I actually agree with you. I wouldn't wanna get in the ring alone with that loser Havok or that herpes infested Tristram either if I was Freak, better get all the backup you can." Light blue strobe lights go off as "Debonaire" picks up over the PA system and the fans boo and throw things as Steel walks out wearing a sleevless gray t-shirt with gray tights...Derek and Freak stare down before they make their way down to the ring. The cocky look that Derek Steel had during much of the week has disappeared and both men look extremely focused. They both slide through the ropes and Tristram and Johnny Havok meet them with right hands. DING DING DING! VJ: "This match is underway! Freak and Tristram going at it, Derek Steel is trading rights with Johnny Havok. Neither of these men are backing down! Neither of these men are wasting time getting this match underway! Oh! Johnny Havok just went for a boot but Derek Steel caught it, nice corkscrew legwhip performed by Steel on Havok." DD: "I'm really impressed that Steel and Freak came out with this intensity, I mean the last time either one of these guys won a match prior to last Thursday was... well, it was a long time ago!" VJ: "Well that was then and this is now, Freak and Steel are laying the boots to Tristram and Havok right now! You really gotta wonder if Tristram and Havok are on the same page right now, there has been a bit of bad blood between these two in the past." DD: "Well it's obvious that they cannot coexist, I mean who would wanna team up with someone who had herpes anyways? And I mean who would wanna team up with Havok... the guy is a natural born loser." VJ: "Stay focused on the match! Tristram is in the corner... Freak going for a elebow... Tristram ducked it and now look at Tristram go with those rights and lefts right to the face of Freak! Tristram is like a man possessed! He is leveling Freak with those shots!" DD: "Get outta there Freak! You don't wanna catch a disease!" VJ: "Would you lay off already about the herpes! Freak is really in trouble... Tristram is taking him up to the top. Tristram might be going for his finisher, The End here. Freak is up top... Tristram has him set up... Freak is fighting back, Freak with elebows to the midsection of Tristram. OH!!! Tristram just flew off the top rope and ladned right on the back of his head!" DD: "Haha, serves him right for kissing Darkest Desires last week!" VJ: "So that's what your so mad abou... Freak with an elebow drop! He missed! Tristram rolled out of the way at the last second! Freak is down now, Tristram is still down... both these men need to make the tag, Blaze is extending the hand... What is Havok doing?" DD: "Looks like Havok is busy chatting with one of the local celebrities in the first row... hell I don't blame him for not staying focused on this match, he might contract herpes by just touching Tristram!" VJ: "Freak makes the tag! Tristram just slapped Havok from behind right square on the back! That's a tag, Havok is in the ring! Steel goes for the clothesline, Havok ducks it... OH! Tristram just leveled Derek Steel with a big boot to the forehead! Derek Steel is down and here go Havok and Tristram with the double team!" DD: "Well.. I guess that Havok and Tristram were on the same page the whole time. It does make sense though, the only person who would team with that loser Johnny Havok is someone with herpes anyways." VJ: "Yea... Havok and Tristram are laying the boots on Derek Steel. Here comes the ref, referee Nick is pushing Tristram back into his corner now, but the damage has been done! Havok is helping Steel to his feet now, Havok propels Steel off the ropes... Steel with a slide under the boot from Havok... Steel bounces off the ropes and nails Havok with a clothesline! What form on that clothesline! Havok is down!" DD: "Go Blaze, show that worthless reject Havok what you think of him!" VJ: "Steel makes the tag to Freak, and here comes a double team maneuver, Steel and Freak each with a couple shots to the gut of Havok and here it comes... Dobule Suplex! Freak and Steel just double suplex the former NFWA World Champ, Johnny Havok. Havok is in desperate need of a tag here..." PP: "I dont think Havok can do it... I mean look at the man's track record, he always chokes at the big one." VJ: "That's debatable... Havok is struggling to make the tag, Freak just grabbed his leg and drug him back over to their corner though, Freak is stomping away at the knee of Johnny Havok. Havok is in trouble here... Tristram is trying to climb in the ring to help his partner but the ref is restraining him... JOHNNY HAVOK WITH A LOW BLOW! Low blow on Freak! The ref didn't see it though cause he was occupied with Tristram! Havok is crawling his way over to Tristram! Can he make the tag?" DD: "NO! What a cheater! Cheater! Get Angelfire out here! Johnny Havok broke the rules! He's such a cheater!" VJ: "Oh go tell it to someone who cares! Johnny Havok makes the tag! Tristram is in! Freak is still down! Tristram just clocked Freak right in the back of the head! Freak is lying motionless on the ring now! Oh, Tristram picks up Freak, kick to the midsection and... DDT! Freak is down! Pinfall attempt...1...2... Derek Steel just broke up the pinfall! Havok is in the ring, Havok just clotheslined Steel out of his boots... LOCK DOWN! Johnny Havok has the lock down locked in on Blaze!" DD: "Haha, too bad he's not the legal man." VJ: "Freak takes a right hand shot at Tristram... Tristram ducks! Tristram with a kick to the midsection, and another! Freak is back up against the turnbuckle! Tristram is bringing Freak to the top rope! THE END! THE END! Tristram just connected with The End on Freak...1....2........3!! THIS MATCH IS OVER! Tristram and Johnny Havok advance to the third round!" DD: "Yea, cause Johnny Havok is a cheater! I hope you feel proud of yourself Johnny Havok!" Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Crawling in the Dark" Announcer: Here are your winners, advancing to Double Jeopardy: Johnny Havok and Tristram!!!! VJ: So there you have it, Dave! We now know that in Cage 1! Double Jeopardy...it'll be Johnny Havok and Tristram, 2 former World Champions, teaming up against the Rocker...and "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders! DD: Aww man...Vince, I don't care how much of a fluke that faggot Havok is! Alyssa's in some trouble in that one. VJ: Well fans... (The camera cuts backstage, where we see J-Dogg talking on a cell phone. He has the red duffle bag draped over his shoulder) DD: What the hell? VJ: It's J-Dogg!!! J-Dogg: (to the person on the phone) Yeah...I know...I know...babe...T...don't worry! Don't worry, it's all sewn up! Nothing to worry about...(laughs) Yeah...son of a bitch won't even know what hit him... (Suddenly, a dark shadow falls over J-Dogg. He slowly turns around, spotting an angry Panther and Diamond. The crowd pops in the arena as this image appears on the Panthertron) J-Dogg: (Stuttering) Uh-uh-uh...Tiff, that's him...yeah...talk to ya later, sis. (disconnects, puts the phone away) PANTHER!!! Long time, no see, buddy! Panther: (Shoves J-Dogg against the wall) J-Dogg: Hey!! What the... Panther: Why are you here? J-Dogg: Huh? Panther: You heard me, bitch! I said what why are you here? J-Dogg: Hey...first off, Panther, let's get something straight! You don't put your hands on me! Nobody puts their hands on me, ok pally? Panther: Is that right? J-Dogg: Yeah...and 2nd, I don't appreciate the way you're talking to me! Panther: Yeah? J-Dogg: Yeah! Take some of the base outta your voice next time you try to speak to me... Panther: (Slams J-Dogg against the wall/crowd "ooohs") Let's get something straight, son! See....(looks down at his duffel bag) what's in the bag? J-Dogg: What? Panther: I said what's in the damn bag?!!! J-Dogg: (Shoves Panther) Hey!! What the f*ck is your problem?! Panther: (Shoves J-Dogg) My problem is that Apocalypse Now...we BEAT the GNL!!! We BURIED the GNL!! the NFWA wiped the GNL off the face of the earth! Now...I don't hear from your ass for 2 months! 2 long months...and now all of a sudden you wanna show your little ass up...carrying red bags and sh*t...on a night where Angelfire is supposedly gonna drop a bomb on me? J-Dogg: Wait a minute! Wait...you think...do you think I'm in cahoots with Tina? You think I'm in one this Angelfire sh*t? Panther: Well...are you? (brief silence) C'mon! You don't gotta wait til the end of the night...some surprise attack to drop a bomb on me. I'm asking you straight up! Are you in with them or not? J-Dogg: (Starts to walk away) I don't hafta take this! Panther: (Grabs him by the arm and pulls him back) But you're damn sure gonna! Now answer my question! Are you with them? Yes...or no?! (Panther and J-Dogg stare long and hard at one another, and look as if they might come to blows at any moment. After a few seconds of silence, Diamond speaks) Diamond: What's in the bag, Johnny? J-Dogg: (sighs) Fine! You 2 don't trust me? You wanna know what's in the bag? I'll show you... (J-Dogg sets the bag on the ground, unzips it and pulls out an envelope and a bouquet of roses. He hands the roses to Diamond, and the envelope to Panther. Panther opens up the envelope, pulls out a greeting card and reads) J-Dogg: Congratulations on the baby!! There...ya happy now? Panther: (Reading the card) Damn...J... Diamond: That's so...sweet. J-Dogg: Yeah...I fly all the way out here from Seattle to congratulate you guys on your wedding and stuff...but you obviously don't want me here, so I guess I'll leave! Panther: J! Hold up...J! (The camera cuts back to the Black Blood dressing room, where Psyko Stevo is searching for the X-Treme Title belt. Suddenly...) Familiar voice: Stevo!!! Stevo: Huh?! (Spots the X-Treme Title belt)Mr. X-Treme title!!!!! Where have you been?! I've been... ???: AAHHHHHH!!! DD: What in the world?! VJ: OH!!! IT'S DJP AND KERRBOSKI!!!! The World Class Superstars are attacking Stevo!! They're doing a number on Psyko Stevo back in the locker room... DD: Where did they come from?! VJ: Kerrboski and DJP...the World Class Superstars...they're trying to take out Psyko Stevo! They're trying to keep Psyko Stevo from competing in that End Game match later on tonight! DD: That's that damn Angelfire...wait a minute! What are they do--- VJ: OH GOD!!!! KERRBOSKI WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!! THAT METAL BALL BAT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF STEVO!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!! Psyko Stevo is being assassinated in the backstage area!!!! (The door opens up, and T Money runs in with a shovel, followed by a group of NFWA officials. The World Class Superstars slickly escape the room, leaving the X-Treme Title belt behind. The camera focuses on a bloodied Psyko Stevo before cutting out to ringside for the next match) 2nd RD End Game Match: Ice Storm (Lightning and Ice Cube) Vs Firestorm and ??? ("N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S." by Notorious B.I.G. hits the PA system, as blue, green and orange spotlights swarm the arena. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Firestorm walks out from the locker room with a somber look on his face. He starts down the aisle, climbs upon the ring apron and steps over the top rope into the ring. He begins to pace back and forth in the ring) VJ: Well fans, this is the 3rd End Game match of the evening... DD: Wait a minute, Johnson! You don't have anything to say about what just went down back there?! VJ: Well...obviously, Psyko Stevo's in a bad way...but... DD: Bad way?! The man got hit in the head with a metal bat! Lemme hit you in the head with a bat and you see how it feels! VJ: Look, I know Stevo's hurt, but the show must go on! DD: Yeah, "show must go on"! Well with these Angelfire idiots running around here with 25% control of the fed, I dunno if I can go on! Those pieces of... VJ: Hey! Fans...as you know...Firestorm was scheduled to team with Diamond...but this past Friday, Diamond found out that she's pregnant! DD: And that's just what we need. Another one of her nasty seeds running around here. Like that Destiny kid wasn't ugly enough! VJ: Will you...STOP! DD: No! VJ: (Sighs) Who is Firestorm's partner gonna be? (Red, yellow and green spotlights shine over the entrance as 2 red pyros go off on stage. The crowd cheers wildly as "My Hero" hits the PA system, and Ice Cube walks out onto the stage with the Universal Title draped over his shoulder. He walks down the aisle, climbs to the top rope, and raises the Title belt into the air as the crowd cheers. He hops down, hands the belt over to referee Stephanie Jenkins, and the music dies down as 2 lightning bolts criss cross on stage. The lights dim, raindrops begin to fall from the rafters and "Eye of the Storm" by Linkin Park hits the PA system. The crowd erupts with cheers as Lightning walks out from the locker room and heads down the aisle to ringside. He has a determined look on his face as he climbs the ring stairs, steps into the ring and looks at both Firestorm and Ice Cube. He then brings his arms into the air and suddenly snaps them down as lightning bolts shoot from the ring posts. The lights return to normal, the music dies down and referee Jenkins calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Fans...there's the bell... DD: Wait a minute, wait a minute. You mean Firestorm's gonna go this match without a partner?! VJ: Well...apparently. Firestorm's up the creek without a paddle here! DD: If the term "paddle" is some kinda Canadian slang for the word "brain", then you couldn't be more right, Vince. I mean...Firestorm used to be smart...he used to be the mizzan...what the hell happened?! VJ: Well he's fixing to take on 2 NFWA legends by his lonesome...and... (Suddenly " VJ: What in the... DD: Vince...what's that? VJ: We've got...uh...we've got some music playing over the PA system... DD: Yeah, it's my home slice, Diddy Pop! But what the hell's going on?! VJ: Well we're scheduled to have a ma---OH NO! DD: Vince...WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!?!?!?! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen... VJ and DD: IT'S BRAD BLITZ!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: AWWWWWWWWW DAAAAAAAAAYYYUUUMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! VJ: Brad Blitz...former GNL I-C Champion...what the hell is he doing here?! Where the hell did he come from?! WHO WAS THE ASSHOLE IN THE BACK OF GAVE HIM A DAMN MIC?!?!!? DD: Geezus, Vince! Don't you know nothing?! (As the music continues to play, Brad hops around at the top of the aisle and does a little dance, managing to dodge the flying debris heading straight for his head. He raises the mic to his lips, turns towards the ring and says...) Brad: TUPELO, MISSISSIPPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WUTS HAPPENING??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (THE BOSTON CROWD BOOOS) DD: Security!!!!! SECURITY!!!!! Brad: Well, well, well! It's been a good, long, hard time for all the Bradnatics out there...ya know! Not being able to see the Master Blaster, the King of Swing, the Hippest Cat East Side of the West Indies out here on NFWA TV, doing what he does best, and that's absototallutely beat the holy duck snot outta any pinky-toe sucking punkoff that gets in his way! Well folks...don't be sad...don't be unhappy...don't be not happy, cos the most Biggadicious cat this side of the Atlanticus has returned, and Firestorm...he is here to save...your...BOOOTAY...man!!! So Lollypop...Sparkzilla, you want a match?! You want a fight?! you want a battle?! Well ya gotta go through me...and I posilutely guarantee that there is no way...NO WAY...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WAY...IN HECK...that you will EVER get a shot at the World Title at Game Time! Ha ha...now HIT...MY...MUSIC!!!!!!! DD: His music was already playing...dumbass! VJ: Brad Blitz! is he Firestorm's partner?! Is he... DD: God help Firestorm if he is! he was better off with Diamond... VJ: Look at Blitz! Sprinting down to ringside now! Sprinting down to get him a piece of Ice Cube and Lightni--OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DD; LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!!!! VJ: Lightning...he just blasted Brad Blitz with the Lightning Bolt---AND HE WALKED RIGHT INTO AN ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ICE BREAKER ON BRAD!!!! BLITZ HAS BEEN DESTROYED DAVE!!!!!!! BLITZ...OH MY GOD--FIRESTORM FROM BEHIND!!! Runs through both men with a double clothesline! DD: Some savior that idiot Blitz turned out to be. VJ: Well Firestorm going to work on Ice Cube! Boot catches Lightning in the top of the head! And watch this now! Firestorm has Ice Cube...his older brother by the ha--OH!!! Big forearm catches him across the face! AND AGAIN!!!! Irish whip...Ice Cube off the ropes..AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT!!!! Ice Cube...man! DD: Hey...Firestorm may not need a partner... VJ: OH!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING CONNECTS WITH A LOU THESZ PRESS!!!!! Firestorm is down...and look at Lightning go!!! Fist and Fire, Dave! Fist and Fire!!!! DD: see, I told ya he couldn't do it without a partner! You should listen to me more! VJ: Off the ropes comes Lightning...AND HE DRIVES THE ELBOW!!! Right into the face of the Commish! There's the cover...2...NO!!! Firestorm somehow able to kickout. To his credit Dave, aside from being the Commissioner...former NFWA Prez and GNL co-CEO, Firestorm is an accomplished athlete! DD: Yeah, and he's getting his accomplished ass whooped all around the ring! VJ: I'm beggining to wonder whether or not we'll be able to enforce those damn censorship rules with you around! DD: You know me, Vince! I don't like ass for nobody...tits, hell yeah! But no... VJ: OH WILL YOU STOP?!?! Pervert! Right hand by Lightning has the big man staggered...there's one by Firestorm...Blitz hasn't moved since the start of this match! DD: Well what do you expect! He walks into the ring and gets killed to death and you expect... VJ: Right hand by Ice Cube sends Firestorm into the buckle...oh! Lightning with a boot to the midsection...and ice Cube...OH BOY!! Ice Storm! Ice Cube and Lightning...double teaming Firestorm in the buckle!!! DD: I'm begging that slut Jenkins to show me where in the rulebook this crap with Ice Cube and Lightning is legal! VJ: Well...this match has most certainly become a handicap match!!! Lightning out of the buckle DRIVES Firestorm down to the canvas!!! DD: Watch Blitz! VJ: What the...Blitz back to his fee---AND ANOTHER ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!! Brad Blitz...just not his night, Dave? DD: Well what do you expect from somebody whose mom doesn't let him out after dark? VJ: (laughs) Good point!!! And now watch Firestorm...Firestorm...just basically thrown to the lions here tonight! Trying his best to pull this thing out...but it's just too much, Dave! It's just...too...MUCH!!!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON STORM!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON FIRESTORM!!!!!! ICE CUBE WITH THE COVER...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here are your winners, advancing to Double Jeopardy: Lightning and Ice Cube...the Ice Storm!!!! VJ: Well folks...there you have it. DD: Yeah. Once again, these 2 skankholes re-write the book on how to cheat to win. VJ: What? DD: Don't play dumb with me...oh I forgot. You ain't playing...heh! But seriously, Firestorm go screwed! VJ: How do you figure that? DD: Well, where in the rulebook does it say both men should be allowed in the ring at one time! This match was...it was EVIL! That's what it was! VJ: Well...there you see the stare between those 2! Ice Cube and Lightning! 2 of the greatest athletes in the history of this game! Tonight, they will go on to fight for the Tag Team Titles...and if they win...folks...we will see what would undoubtably be the rematch of the century!!!!!! DD: Yeah...well I still say Firestorm was robbed! VJ: Well fans...just before this match...we saw the incident backstage...Psyko Stevo setup...viciously attacked by the World Class Superstars...hit twice in the head by Kerrboski with a metal baseball bat! What kinda man is he, Dave?! What kinda man hits another human being in the head with a bat?! DD: Well if you don't close your damn mouth, I'm gonna turn into one of those guys! VJ: Well backstage we've got Rosie Sanchez...Rosie, do you have anything for us? (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Darkest Desires and Rosie Sanchez standing outside of the Black Blood dressing room. Dark has a worried look on her face as EMT's rush in and out of the room) RS: Well Dark...tonight you've got a NFWA Women's Title match against Devil...the Woman who defeated you for that title just a few weeks ago in an Inferno match. Now...I know you're anxious to prove that you still have what it takes to be the NFWA Women's Champ, but the attack on your good friend Psyko Stevo must be weighing heavily on your mind. Desires: (Sighs) Yeah...well Black Blood is a family, Rosie. You hurt one of us...you attack one of us, then you might as well hurt the whole damn group! You see... (Suddenly, an video appears on screen, showing Devil walking into a garage with a sledgehammer in her hand. Sitting inside the garage is a Toyota Spyder. Devil has) RS: (In the background) What the hell's going on? Devil: So...your baby? Dark?! YOUR BABY?!??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ****CRASH*** VJ: Hey!! ***CRASH*** DD: What in the world??!?!? VJ: Devil...Devil is beating that car with that sledgehammer.... DD: Is that Dark's car?! VJ: I dunno...Devil is absolutely beating that car to pieces! Tearing that car apart! What is the meaning of this?! Devil: (sinister laugh) The 2 most important things in your life, huh Dark? (Smiles) Well...1 down...(BASHES OUT A HEADLIGHT) 1 to go!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!! (The tape snows out, and we cut back to the locker room area, where Dark has tears in her eyes) RS: Dark...Dark...are you ok... Desires: I'M GONNA KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dark shoves Rosie to the mat and walks off in disgust. The camera then cuts to another part of the locker room, where we see Tina leaving Johnny Havok's dressing room) VJ: Well fans, Darkest Desires obviously distraught after her... DD: Wait a minute, Vince...what the hell?! VJ: Tina...was that...is that Havok's dressing room?! Tina...what was that all about?! What the hell?! DD: I dunno! VJ: Could Tina...could Havok be in cahoots with Angelfire?! 2nd RD End Game Match: Psyko Stevo and T Money Vs the World Class Superstars (The Olympic theme plays over the PA system and golden spotlights roam the arena as Kerrboski and DJP walk out from the locker room. Golden sparks shower down from the rafters as the 2 high five and start down the entrance ramp to ringside. They climb into the ring, and the crowd boos and tosses anything they can find into the ring as the music dies down. The lights return to normal, and Kerrboski grabs a mic from the ring announcer) Kerrboski: YOU PEOPLE SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS!!!!! (LOUD boos) VJ: These fans...do not like the World Class Superstars! DD: Well I used to like em...but ever since this Angelfire thing, I really don't know! Kerrboski: Now folks...I know you were all looking forward to me and my good friend DJP beating the life outta those 2 pieces of lowlife scum, T Money and Psyko Stevo...but alas! A tragic situation has befell one of our very own NFWA stars! DJP: (Takes the mic) Yeah! See...due to some terrible...TERRIBLE accident in the back...which myself, Kerrboski and the Angelfire network as a whole had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH...(crowd boos) Psyko Stevo has been rushed to the hospital...he's head broken in about 3...4...5...maybe 17 different places...and I don't think he can wrestle tonight! I'm sorry...I really know how much you were looking forward to the greatest, most awesome Tag Team in all the land competing against Black Blood here tonight...unfortunately we can't have that happen! (Crowd boos) Not when one of our fellow superstars is fighting for their life as we speak! So as much as we don't wanna do it...as much as we'd love to TOTALLY kick some Black Blood tail here in Boston...I'm sorry! We're gonna hafta take this match, via forfeit! Let's go Boski! VJ: Aww!!! You've gotta be kidding me! You can't...don't tell me they're just gonna walk away with this thing!!! Not like this!!!! DD: What's the deal with Stevo? VJ: I have no clue! Stevo attacked in the dressing room by these 2 jackasses and now they're gonna try and walk away with a forfeit! This has gotta be the bigges... (Suddenly, 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and slam into the stage! "The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system, and the crowd pops as blue and red spotlights shine on the entrance, and T Money walks out from the locker room with the Toughman Title belt) DD: HAHA! Not so fast, Vince! It's TEEEEEEEEEE MONEY!!!! VJ: T Money!!! T Money on his way to the ring...and look at the looks on Kerrboski's face! look at DJP! DD: You're gonna get it now!!! You're gonna...GET EM T!!!!!!! VJ: DJP misses the clothesline...T MONEY JUST CLOCKED HIM WITH THE TOUGHMAN TITLE!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: DJP is down!!! DJP...and now look at Kerrboski!! Kerrboski and T Money...trading blows on the arena floor! Slugging it out!!! Back and forth! These 2 me..OH!!!!!! T Money with a low blow!!!! Low blow on Kerrboski!!! Irish whip sends Kerrboski crashing into the steel stairs!!!!! T Money is a house of fire!! DD: Yeah! And he's burning some Angelfire ass Vince!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Kerrboski tossed into the ring, folks! And this thing is underway! DD: Wait a minute...what's the deal with Stevo? VJ: Well... DD: T's not gonna take on both these guys by himself, is he? VJ: Well Stevo...I'm being told that he's in a bad way back in the locker room. He may not be able to compete in this match! DD: Well...damn it, Vince! T Money can't fight both of these guys! Is he crazy? VJ: Well right now DJP is down on the floor, and Kerrboski is begging off in the ring...and this crowd is solidly behind T Money! They are solidly behind the Toughman Champion! Will you listen to this crowd, Dave?! DD: No...I'd rather watch Kerrbosk get the piss kicked outta him! Go T!!! VJ: OH!! Boot to the midsection by T Money! And another one! Kerrboski trying to crawl back into the buckle...T Money not letting up on the offense! T Money...stomping the proverbial mudhole in the World Class Athlete! DD: And walking it dry!!! HAHA! VJ: T Money has him by the hair now...Irish whip in...Kerrboski hard off the buckle!!! T Money sends him to the other side now!!! And right back!! T Money...T Money sending Kerrboski from pillar to post... DD: Look out, T!!! VJ: What the--OH!!!!!!!!!!! Spinning heel kick by DJP...he caught his partner!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: T Money able to move outta the way...HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON DJP!!!! THIS IS IT, DAVE!!! T MONEY'S GONNA DO IT...OH NO!!! Kerrboski from behind breaks the hold! DD: Aww...bull piss! VJ: Kerrboski...clipping the back of the knee and down goes T Money...uh oh!! Kerrboski and DJP...c'mon ref! get some control in there!! Get some...both men in there doing a number on T Money damn it!!! T Money getting mugged in that ring!!! DD: C'mon ref! This ain't a handicap match!!! VJ: Referee Ericson...trying to get DJP out of the ring! He is not the legal man---OH!!! Did you see that?! That dirty rotten...Kerrboski behind the referee's back with a low blow to T Money! What a no good bastard! DD: Hey Johnson, I don't like Angelfire but I'm not above telling what your Canadian ass is saying out here! VJ: Well...DJP out to the apron...and look at Kerrboski! Th referee missed the whole thing! The cover...OH!! Not even a 1 count!! Kerrboski with another cover...AND AGAIN! T Money kicks out...AND LOOK AT THIS NOW!!!! KERRBOSKI!!! BLATANTLY CHOKING T MONEY!!! RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE OFFICIAL!!! C'MON REF! WHAT ARE YOU THERE FOR?!?!?! DD: He's probably thinking about the gay porn tape he was watching in the back! He don't give a damn about this match! VJ: (Looks at Dave) Will you PLEASE?! DD: What? VJ: There's the Tag to DJP...and I really don't know how T Money can do this on his own! He needs a partner damn it! And they've got T Money setup...AND SNAPS HIM OVER with a double suplex! T Money's back exploding off the canvas! the cover by DJP...2..NO!! T Money somehow able to get the shoulder up!! And DJP (Crowd boos) Aww...look at him showboating for the crowd! Mocking T Money! DD: Yeah...well let's see him mock that Harlem Deathlock when T grabs him by his pencil neck and... VJ: Hey look! Look in the aisle... DD: What the...STEVO!!!! VJ: Psyko Stevo!!!! Stevo's on his way to the ring, folks!!!! Psyko Stevo... DD: Can you believe this, Vince?! VJ: Hell no!!! Bleeding from the head...after taking 2 hard shots to the head with a metal baseball bat! Stevo is on his way to the ring! Stevo...say what you will, but this is nothing but guts and determination on the part of---DAMN IT!!! IT'S ANGELFIRE!!!!!!!! DD: What the hell?! VJ: ANGELFIRE, DAMN IT!!! ONE OF THOSE SUITS...STEVO JUST NAILED RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT BRIEFCASE! AND NOW LOOK AT THIS!!! PSYKO STEVO...BEING ASSAULTED IN THE AISLE BY THESE NO GOOD, LOUSY SONS OF BITCHES!!! DAMN IT!!!!! DD: Alright damn it! These idiots don't work here! Why don't somebody come out here and do something about them?! VJ: These guys...damn it, it's 5 on 1!!! 5 Angelfire suits pounding away on an INJURED Psyko Stevo!!! Ya damn cowards!!! I can't believe... (Suddenly, the James Bond theme hits the PA system and a purple spotlight shines on the entrance) DD: Now what?! VJ: Fans...we've got...OH!! It's the Discipline Committee!!! DD: Huh?! VJ: The NFWA Discipline Committee on their way out from the locker room! They're gonna try and get control...OH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST HIT ONE OF THE SUITS!!!!!!!! DD: HAHAHA! Did you see that, Vince?! VJ: Down goes another one!!! Ladies and gentlemen...OH MY!!! IT'S BREAKING LOOSE IN THE AISLE! IT'S BREAKING LOOSE IN... DD: SUIT FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHT!!!!! VJ: I cannot believe this, folks! It's the Discipline Committee and the Angelfire suits!!! Going at it in the aisle!!! Going at it...look at DJP!!! He can't believe it himself..OH!!!!!!! T MONEY WITH A SCHOOLBOY!!!! OUTTA NOWHERE...2....HE GOT HIM--NO!!!! DJP barely able to kickout and he's all over T Money once again! DD: Can you believe this Johnson?! VJ: I've never seen anything like this in my life! We've got officials out here now...trying to break up this brawl between Angelfire and the Discipline Committee...sweet mother of mercy I can't believe this night! DD: Vince...all we need is some bra and panties and this will be the greatest PPV in the history of our sport! VJ: OH!!! Backbreaker by DJP!!! This match is still going on...unfortunately for T Money!!!! And DJP holding him across the knee! Holding T Money...he brings him back up now... DD: What's he do--OOH! VJ: And he drives T Money back down across the knee again!!! DJP...definitely working over the back of T Money...NOT AGAIN! C'mon...not another---BACKBREAKER!!!! DJP is obliterating T Money in there! The cover...2...NO!!! He cannot put him away! Dave, T Money needs a tag here! he needs a tag in the worst way! DD: He needs a partner too! Psyko Stevo...I don't think he knew where he was before the attack! He damn sure don't know now though! VJ: Tag to Kerrboski now! He's got Money by the hair...AND DRIVES THE KNEE INTO THE MIDSECTION!!! And again!!! T Money in some real trouble here!!! Irish whip by Kerrboski...misses with the clothesline! Money off the other side---RIGHT INTO A SLEEPER!!!!!!! DD: Damn!!! VJ: T Money...the sleeper cinched up tight! T Money is caught...and this could be lights out for the former Universal Cha---JAWBREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: What?! VJ: Outta nowhere!!! T Money with a jawbreaker...rocking the jaw of Kerrboski! And now both men are down!!! Both T Money and Kerrboski down...Psyko Stevo crawling his way down to ringside... DD: Vince, I don't think he's in condition to fight, even if he wanted to. VJ: T Money most definitely needs a tag! He needs one in the worst possible way...and there's one to DJP!! DD: Oh no! T... VJ: DJP...he's got T Money by the legs...oh no! Don't tell me! Don't...DJP..DJP trying to turn T Money over... DD: LION TAMER!!!!! VJ: IT'S LOCKED IN!!!!! LION TAMER!!! THE LION TAMER ON T MONEY!!! In the center of the ring...T Money is writhing in pain! DD: Fight it, T!! Fight it! VJ: This could be...oh my goodness folks! T Money...nowhere for him to go...AND DJP WRENCHING UP ON THE BACK!!! Trying...oh my God! T Money...he's gotta give up, Dave! He's just gotta! DD: No Vince! He's fixing to break outta this thing any second! Just watch! VJ: Stevo...finally making it down to ringside...trying to pull himself up into his corner...but it may be too late! T Money...screaming in pain! He's gotta tap, Dave! DD: No!! T Money wants that World Title too bad! And I wanna see him get that title too bad... VJ: Hey wait!!! T Money...he's gonna try to...he's gonna try to bridge out of the hold!!! T Money... DD: No...no way, Vince! VJ: T Money...DJP putting as much pressure as he possibly can, but T Money is fighting this thing! He's trying to bridge out...can he do it?! Can he do it?! DD: Yes, Vince! He's doing it! He's doing it!!! VJ: DJP...trying to hold on!!! This crowd rallying behind T Money!!! Can he break the hold... DD: Yes!! Yes...HAHA!!! VJ: HE BRIDGED OUT!!!!!!!!! T MONEY BRIDGED OUT!!!!! Boot to the midsection sends DJP back into the buckle... VJ and DD: OH!!!!!!!!! DD: Oh T!!! VJ: And his head hit right off the groin of the Universal Champion! My God... DD: That's a blatant DQ! Ring the bell! Ring the bell! VJ: DJP...I dunno whether or not he did that on purpose, but I do know it's time for T Money to make a tag! Stevo is here!! The time is now, T! DD: Get off his nuts, Vince! You hate him any other day of the year, and just cuz these idiots love him, you try to make him your new hero! You suck! VJ: Well I don't like T Money...but I damn sure like him better than these Angelfire idiots! T Money back to his feet, but so is DJP...right hand blocked...DJP blocks one of his own!!! T Money ducks the clothesline---AND CONNECTS WITH THE MONEY KICK!!!!!!!!! The Money kick! Outta nowhere!! DJP is down!!! T Money...can he make the... DD: HAHA! YES!! VJ: THERE'S THE TAG!!! AND IN COMES PSYKO STEVO!!! But what kinda condition is he in! DD: We're about to find out...YEAH! VJ: OH!!! Kerrboski hits the ring, and walks right into a facebuster from the Psykotic one! DJP misses with a clothesline...HURACANRANA takes him up and over!!! Stevo...Stevo's on fire Dave! Stevo's on fire! DD: It's Tina! VJ: Oh no!!! Tina on her way out here now! She has no business being out here, Dave! DD: Well, she does own 25% of the company, but you're right! Bitch has no right being out here! VJ: Irish whip...reversal by Kerrboski sends Stevo right back to the buckle!!! Kerrboski charges in...AND HE'S CAUGHT!!!!!! Stevo caught him... DD: Oh boy, Vince! Oh boy... VJ: THE WIDOWMAKER!!!!!! IT'S LOCKED IN!!! THE WIDOWMAKER!!! REFEREE ERICSON CALLING FOR THE BREAK!!!! DD: He gave up! He gave up! VJ: Well...I dunno if he did or not! But the hold is illegal! No submission would count because it was performed---OH!! DJP with a boot to the midsection! Tomikaze coming u---OH!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT SHOVED RIGHT INTO THE DEATHLOCK!!!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!! T MONEY IS CHOKING OUT DJP!!!! DD: Who the hell is legal?! VJ: I don't even know anymore! Referee has lost control of this thing! I think it's Stevo and DJP if I'm not mistaken...and now look at Tina! The no good, lousy bitch is up on the apron! She's been causing all kinda of havoc around here with this damn Angelfire thing...oh wait a minute!!! She just...she just slipped one of those crowbars in to Kerrboski! DD: What? VJ: Tina's got the referee...and she just slipped that weapon in behind his back! Stevo...Stevo doesn't even see it! DD: Hey Stevo...man...LOOK OUT!!! VJ: OH!!! Stevo ducks the crowbar sh--WHITE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA! ATTA BOY! VJ: Stevo...he damn near decapitated Kerrboski with that crowbar! There's the cover...but Tina's got the ref!!!! Tina's got a hold of the ref...NOW HE SEES IT!!!!! The count...1...2...TINA!!!! TINA JUST PULLED THE REF OUTTA THE RING!!! Damn her!!!! DD: Alright now, Vince! You know I love the ladies but she's about 3 seconds away from getting a cap busted in that luscious ass of hers! VJ: Tina...Tina arguing with the official on the outside!!! Black Blood had the match won! They had...OH BOY!!! T MONEY'S GOT TINA!!! DD: HAHA! you're gonna get it now, bitch! You're gonna get it now... VJ: T Money trying to lock the deathlock in on Tina...Tina doing everything in her... DD: Watch her shirt! Watch--WHOOOOOO!! WHAT?!?!?! VJ: Wait just a... DD: That's Lightning's shirt!!!! VJ: Tina...T Money just ripped Tina's shirt off...she's wearing a "Feel the Bolt"...WHAT THE HELL- DD" STEVO LOOK OUT! VJ: DJP!!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF STEVO!!!!!!!! HEY REF!!! DD: You idiot! Look in the ring... VJ: DJP...SUPERSTARDOM!!!!! The Tomikaze on the chair!!! On the steel chair! Stevo has just been planted! And now DJP getting rid of the evidence! No...not this way, Dave! Not this way...1...2...3!!!! DAMN IT!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! ***CUE OLYMPIC THEME! Announcer: Here are your winners, advancing to double jeopardy: the World Class Superstars!!!! VJ: I cannot believe this crap!!! Angelfire has just screwed T Money and Stevo!!! Tina and the Superstars have just screwed Black Blood! DD: What the hell is up with that Lightning shirt Tina's wearing?! VJ: I dunno! Tina has been teasing us all week long...saying that Angelfire's infiltrated the locker room! Saying that they're gonna drop a bomb on the NFWA! Well they damn sure just dropped one on Black Blood...and they just stole this thing! I can't believe it! DD: Well...at least Cube and Bolt Breath can do something about them...why is she wearing Lightning's shirt?! VJ: I dunno! This ain't a fashion show! I could give a damn what she's wearing! (Sighs) Geez! Well ladies and gentlemen, the Double Jeopardy round is now completed! We now know that in Cage 1 it will be Johnny Havok and Tristram against the Rocker and Boston's Own Alyssa Sanders! And in ring 2, it will be the World Class Superstars...against Ice Storm!!!!!!! But up next...the NFWA Women's Title will be on the line! It's Darkest Desires against Devil! It's No DQ! Let's show you what led up to this encounter! ***HIGHLIGHT VIDEO*** IHG (2/12/02): PP: "Desires is up now, Desires is charging at Devil... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" (The fans get up on their feet and start to boo as a fireball goes flying right into the face of Darkest Desires.) KT: "Devil just shot Desires in the face with that fireball! Why the hell did she do that? Desires is rolling on the mat clutching her eyes!" PP: "Disqualify Devil, do it now Stephanie Jenkins!" KT: "She can't, this is a no DQ type match! Devil is standing in the ring laughing... OH NO! Desires is rolling around the ring screaming and Desires just rolled herself right into that fire! Desires arm is caught on fire... This match is over..." The winner of this match, by lightning their opponent on fire... and your NEW NFWA Women's Champion.... DEVIL! KT: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT FOLKS?!?!?! WE HAVE A BRAND NEW NFWA WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!! ***EARLIER TONIGHT*** VJ: And folks, this was the scene earlier tonight. Darkest Desires being interviewed by Rosie Sanchez, when this happened! (Suddenly, an video appears on screen, showing Devil walking into a garage with a sledgehammer in her hand. Sitting inside the garage is a Toyota Spyder. Devil has) RS: (In the background) What the hell's going on? Devil: So...your baby? Dark?! YOUR BABY?!??! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ****CRASH*** VJ: Hey!! ***CRASH*** DD: What in the world??!?!? VJ: Devil...Devil is beating that car with that sledgehammer.... DD: Is that Dark's car?! VJ: I dunno...Devil is absolutely beating that car to pieces! Tearing that car apart! What is the meaning of this?! Devil: (sinister laugh) The 2 most important things in your life, huh Dark? (Smiles) Well...1 down...(BASHES OUT A HEADLIGHT) 1 to go!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!!! (The tape snows out, and we cut back to the locker room area, where Dark has tears in her eyes) RS: Dark...Dark...are you ok... Desires: I'M GONNA KILL HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Dark shoves Rosie to the mat and walks off in disgust.****LIVE ACTION****The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where police officers have set up a barricade in front of the back door.) Cop#1: So...do you really think this Vastle character will show up tonight? Cop#2: I dunno. Well we've been here all damn night, and he hasn't showed up yet. (Sighs)This has to be the most worthless assignment we've ever been on. Cop#1: Yeah. ***THUD*** What was that? Cop#2: What was what? Cop#1: ***THUD*** That! Cop#2: What are you talking about? Cop#1: Oh c'mon! You mean to tell me you didn't hear that? Cop#2: (laughs) Oh...what's the matter? Getting scared? Cop#1: I swear I heard something! Cop#2: HA! Yeah, maybe it was the sound of wittle baby's poopie hitting his diaper! HAHA! Cop#1: I'm telling you... Cop#2: Chill out, baby! There ain't nothing out here to be wor--***THUD*** what was that? (Suddenly, the cops turn towards something out of camera range, and their eyes open wide with fear. Suddenly, the camera snows out and we hear a bunch of static) VJ: Wha...what was that?! What's going on out there? DD: Does it matter? No DQ Women's Title Match: Devil (Champion) Vs Darkest Desires (Lights go out as "Darkness has returned" flashes in dripping blood red letters on the Panthertron. Purple and red strobe lights flash as black smoke slowly creeps out from back stage and "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie hits the PA system. Desires steps out and glares evily at the crowd as they start to cheer. She then walks down to the ring and rolls in. She bonces off the ropes a couple times before stoping and awaiting Dark) ((The lights go out in the arena as the familiar guitar riffs of "The Way You Like It" by Adema starts. Purple and red strobe lights begin to flash as the crowd begins to chant dark, dark, dark. The first verse starts as the Panthertron shows video clips of Desires through out her NFWA history.) Don't live with shame 'cause feelings change and fame remains The reason why you're gonna wanna take me home tonight It's all the same up in this game the people change And money claims everyone from everything I can't believe that you would think that shit of me I was amazed at the torment that you put me through If you could see right through the greed and all your needs You'd realize that you were just about as bad as me (White pyros suddenly explode in front of the stage as Desires walks out and raises her bull whip in the air. She smiles and walks down the ramp, slides into the ring, she flicks off Darkest Desires.) VJ: Well, Dark must be really pissed after what happened earlier and wow, she is showing it as she is just beating all holey Hell out of Devil with her whip! DD: Rape, Rape! VJ: Darkest Desires is just going ape shit on Devil, and the Womens champion is in a world of trouble as she is just getting absoultly pummeled! The ref finally grabs the belt and the bell has rung. DING DING DING VJ: Devil still down from the pre match beating and Dark jumps on her back and she has her in the camel clutch, that move really, really hurts. Devil looks like she is on the virge of tapping and she just hit Dark with a back hand and again, and Dark rolls off in Pain. DD: This match is going to be no contest! Dark has this one won, look at her giving this ass whoping! VJ: Devil up and, she has Dark and suplex! She is stomping on her and again and again. She has her by the hair and DDT! Devil, teh womens champion is absoultly dominating. We have to keep in mind that this match is also no DQ so this one could get really wild! DD: Awwww, wild, mmmmnnnnnnn. VJ: Will you be quiet. Devil is going out of the ring and she has Dark's whip! Sbe just started to beat the living hell out of Darkest Desires with her own whip! Devil doing a little to much taunting though as Dark comes from behind and hits a huge bulldog! DD: That was sexy!... And damn wild! VJ: What?! Dark goes out of the ring and she has the Womens title in hand she is in the ring and she just ran that thing right into the face of Devil! Here is the cover! 1,2 Woah, what an amazing kickout at two by Devil! Devil is picked up by the hair and kick to the midsection double arm DDT! Devil is thrown out of the ring by Dark and Dark has a steel chair, damn! DD: She just took her damn head off! My god!... VJ: Devil gets up woobly, but under her own power and she is really on dream street. Dark has Devil and, woah, what a freaking reversal! What a reversal! Devil just hit a huge spear, but then Dark turned her over and is slapping the shit out of her! Dark is up and she has her whip! Oh, against the face over and over again by Darkest Desires with a shot to the body, Dark is just devestating Devil! DD: We may be seeing a new champion crowned today! VJ: Maybe, Dark has thrown Devil back into the ring and they are climbing the turn buckle! Dark has her ready she is going to hit a superplex into the ring! No, reversal DDT off the turnbuckle and their comming our way, *** STATIC!!*** VJ:.............. DD: Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god! Woah, Vince Johnson has been knocked down, he appears to be okay but his equpment is not working right know. Well, what hpapened was that Devil hit a huge DDT onto out annonce table just absoultly causing great carnage! Devil rolls over and she gets the cover, 2,3! DING DING DING!!! Announcer: Your Winner and still NFWA Womens Champion, Devil!! VJ: I am back, i am still here and what a great match! Oh no! Kammy running down to ring side and she is beating the hell out of Devil, Kammy assulting Devil and she throws her in the ring, Kammyplex! Kammyplex! Kammy is beating the hell outta Devil!!! DD: Alright, damn it! The match is over!!! VJ: And look at Dark now! Dark has the whip--OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That leather whip across the back of Devil...AND AGAIN!!!! Desires has snapped, Dave! She has snapped! DD: You ain't lying! She's snapping the skin right off the back of Devil! VJ: ONE MORE TIME!! That whip right across the back! Darkest Desires...my God! She's lost it! DD: I tell ya what, Vince! Right now Devil's wishing she never saw that car of Dark's! VJ: Wait a minute...Desires headed out to the floor...Tristram out here to try to calm her down...I'm not exactly sure what the relationshi...is that gasoline?! DD: Uh...wait a minute, Dark! This... VJ: Darkest Desires bringing a gas can into the ring! This thing...this thing is going too damn far now! DD: Dark...ok! Can we get some security out here, people?! VJ: We've got officials out here...Tristram trying to talk some sense into her...DARK POURING THE GAS...POURING THE GAS ALL OVER DEVIL!!!! DD: Aww...c'mon Dark! This is...this is going too far! Don't do.. VJ: She's got a match! DD: NO! DARK...NOOOOOOO!! VJ: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! DEVIL IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!! DEVIL HAS JUST BEEN SET...GOOD GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE DID THAT!!!!!!!! GET SOME HELP OUT HERE, DAMN IT!!!! GET SOME HELP... (Tristram picks Desires up over his shoulder and carries her back to the locker room as officials hit the ring with fire extinguishers to put the flames out. LOUD chants of "Dark, Dark, Dark" are echoing throughout the arena) VJ: Damn it! I can't...and you've got a smile on your face, Dave?! How...how on earth?! After what we've just seen, how can you smile at a time like this?! What kinda human being are you?! What?! What could possibly be running through your sick mind at a time like this?! DD: (Grins) DAMN that's sexy!!!!! VJ: Y...you...(flags) nevermind! (EMT's rush out to ringside and load Devil on a stretcher. As they're carrying her back to the locker room, the camera cuts back to Lightning's dressing room, where we see him sitting on a bench with a blank, angry stare on his face. Suddenly, the door opens and in walks Amy Dumas) AD: Lightning can I please get a few words with you before the big matches comeing up? Lightning: (looks at Lita)...Words..Words Lita..the words are over..the talking is over..theres nothing more to say..nothing at all..except its time for action..and Im going in there and im getting my life back.. (Lightning walks away, and the camera cuts out to ringside, where "International Hustler" by Freeway begins playing over the PA system, as 2 HUGE pyro explosions go off in the rafters. Red, white and green spotlights swarm the arena as the double cages begin to lower from the rafters) VJ: Well, folks...it's time!!! We are just about ready for the Tag Team Championship match! It's Double Jeopardy! It's Tristram and Havok...Rocker and Alyssa...Kerrboski and DJP...and Lightning and Ice Cube! Ladies and gentlemen...let's show you how each of these teams got here!!!!! (Cheap excuse for a HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHLIGHT VIDEO!!!!!!!!!! "When I'm Nothing" by DMX feat. Stephanie Mills plays in the background as we show clips from each of the matches in the End Game. When the video ends, the cages are surrounded both rings, referee Stephanie Jenkins is in the 1st Cage, and Jim Jonathan is in the 2nd!) Double Jeopardy: Tristram and Johnny Havok Vs Rocker and Alyssa Vs the World Class Superstars Vs Ice Storm ("My Generation" starts up over the PA system and the crowd goes wild. Pink spotlights shine on the entrance and the crowd cheers wildly as "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders walks out from the locker room with a smile on her face. She gets halfway up the aisle, when pyros explode all around the entrance. "Points of Authority" starts up over the PA system, and the crowd pops as the Rocker walks out from the locker room and joins Alyssa in the aisle. She gives him a kiss on the cheek, and the pair walks down to ringside and climbs into the 1st cage. The music dies down, The lights in the arena fade, to pitch black. A white strobe light casts its light and flows all around the arena, as the opening to "Crawling in the Dark" begins. The intro finishes and begins to pump out the loud music. The curtain swings open and Johnny Havok steps out from the locker room, followed by Tristram. The 2 look each other in the eye before walking down the aisle towards the ring. They climb into the 1st cage, raise their arms into the air and the crowd begins to cheer. The music dies down, the Olympic Theme hits the PA system, and the crowd begins to boo wildly. Kerrboski and DJP walk out from the locker room, and golden sparks shower down from the rafters as the 2 head down the aisle towards the ring. They walk around the 1st cage, Havok, Tristram, Rocker and Alyssa before they climb into the 2nd cage. The 2 pose as fans toss anything they can find in their direction. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and 2 lightning bolts criss cross on stage. "Eye of the Storm" by Linkin Park hits the PA system and the crowd cheers wildly as rain drops begin to fall from the rafters, and Lightning steps out from the locker room. He walks down the aisle towards the 2nd cage, and starts to climb up the ring stairs, but stops when Kerrboski and DJP attempt to go after him. He waits on the stairs as the music dies down, 2 red pyros go off by the entrance and "My Hero" by the Foo Fighters hits the PA system. The crowd goes wild as Ice Cube walks out from the locker room, raises his Universal Title belt into the air and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring. WHen he gets there, he looks Lightning in the eyes, the 2 nod at one another, then storm the cage going right after the World Class Superstars! Referee Jonathan calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: Fans, this one is underway... DD: WHOA!!! VJ: Oh my...business is picking up, folks! It's Double Jeopardy! 2 rings! 2 cages! 2 of these participants will walk out as Tag Team Champions and then go onto a World Title match later in the evening! And folks, these men and woman aren't wasting anytime!!! In cage 1, we've got Rocker and Havok going at it... DD: HAHA! Look at Alyssa! VJ: Deadly Candy!! On the back of Tristram! The hometown girl... DD: HAHA! Ride em cowgirl! Ride...OH!!!!! VJ: Oh...Tristram slams Alyssa hard to the mat!! And watch Tristra--OH!!! Misses with the elbow drop!!! Alyssa back to her feet...she hits off the ropes...off the other side...Tristram back to his feet---AND HE GETS TAKEN OVER WITH A FLYING HEADSCISSORS!!!!!!!!! DD: Oh! VJ: Tristram is down...back to his feet AND HE WALKS INTO A DROPKICK!!! DD: HAHA! He's getting taken to school by a girl, Vince! A girl-- VJ: OH GOD!!!!!! Johnny Havok from behind just ran right through Alyssa with a clothesline! Folks...this is a very unique match! 2 matches going on simultaneously under elimination rules. Meaning you must pin both of your opponents and make them submit before moving on to the next cage! DD: Well I think we may have an elimination here! Alyssa's not moving! VJ: She just took a tremendous shot from Havok...uh oh! DD: What's going on over there?! VJ: Ice Cube has DJP mounted in the buckle...here we go...1...2...3...4..5...6...7..Oh! DJP trying to counter!!! Double leg takedown on Ice Cube... DD: Uh oh! Lion Tamer!!!! VJ: DJP's going for the Lion Tamer! The Lion tamer on Ice Cu---OOOOOOOOH!!! LIGHTNING RUNS THROUGH HIM WITH A LARIAT!!!! What an unbelievable... DD: Uh oh, Vince! I think he done blown a fuse again! VJ: Lightning...stomping the hell outta DJP!!! Beating the living hell outta the self proclaimed Superstar!!!! God! DD: What's gotten into him?! VJ: Well you heard what Lightning said before the match! he said it's time for action, and right now that action is to bring home the Tag Team Titles...POWERBOMB ON DJP!!!!!! Lightning drove him right through the mat! There's the cover...no!! It's broken up by Kerrboski! DD: Watch out for Ice Cube...OH! VJ: From behind!! Ice Cube nails Kerrboski with a forearm!!! And another one!!! He's got him by the hair...uh oh! This doesn't look good for the World Class Athle---OH!!!!!!! Facefirst into the cage!!!!! Right into the side of the cage...AND AGAIN!!!!!!!! And look at Ice Cube...grating Kerrboski's face... DD: I think he juiced him, Vince! HE'S LEAKING! HE'S LEAKING! VJ: Kerrboski has been opened up by the Universal Champion as Lightning goes to work on DJP in the corner! Meanwhile, there you see Cage 1! Johnny Havok...putting the boots to Rocker... DD: What happened to Alyssa? VJ: I dunno...may have been that clothesline from Havok earlier on, but she's got a busted nose! And now Tristram has her in the buckle...AND DRIVES the shoulder hard into the midsection! AND AGAIN!!! DD: Whose bright idea was it to put Alyssa in a cage with these idiots?! VJ: Alyssa wanted a shot at glory...she wanted to win the Tag Title, or should I say she wants to win the Tag Titles... DD: Well she can do it another way! Not here...not in a cage...look at that Neanderthal Havok!!! He just might try to eat Alyssa! VJ: He's got Rocker up on his shoulder...AND SPEARS HIM RIGHT INTO THE CAGE!!!!! Rocker...like a javelin just tossed right into that steel mesh! DD: Where's Kerrboski going? VJ: Kerrboski...climbing the cage!!! Climbing...trying to escape the wrath of the Universal Champion, but Ice Cube's hot on his trail! Ice Cube...OH!!!!!!!!!! SUPERSTARDOM!!!!!!! DD: Did you see that?! VJ: DJP just planted Lightning with the Superstardom!!! That could be all for Lightning...there's the cover...2...LIGHTNING GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!! Lightning... DD: How the hell'd he kick outta that?! And what the hell is wrong with that idiot?! VJ: DJP!!!! DJP...he's having a fit in there, Dave!!! He cannot believe Lightning was able to kickout! DD: Neither can I! Then again, knowing that idiot Jim Jonathan, he probably had him! I swear Vince, that guy is the only referee I know that can't count the 3 without taking off his socks and shoes! VJ: Stop it!!! Uh oh!!! Look at this now...Kerrboski and Ice Cube! Fighting atop the cage...trading blows! Back and forth...Kerrboski is a bloody mess!!! DD: I dunno how smart it was for him to climb the ca...uh oh! VJ: Of man! Ice Cube...Ice Cube gettign the upper hand, up there! Ice Cube... DD: Kerrboski... VJ: Hammering away with hard right hands to the head of Kerrboski!!!! Kerrboski... DD: Incoming, Vince! VJ: Kerrbooooo---OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! KERRBOSKI!!!!!!!! KERRBOSKI... DD: Did you see that?! VJ: That's a 15 foot drop...right on the back of his head!!!! Kerrboski landed right on the... DD: He's dead, Vince! He's gotta be! VJ: He may have a broken neck...and watch Ice Cube now!!! Ice Cube up top...measuring...OH GOD! OH....ICE CUBE OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!! CONNECTS WITH THE DAMNDEST ELBOW DROP I'VE EVER SEEN!!! RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF KERRBOSKI!!! DD: Ok, now I know he's head!!! VJ: The cover by Ice Cube...2...DJP!! Breaks up the fall before a count of 3!! DD: Oh...Kerrboski better be counting his lucky stars there...well then again...maybe not! VJ: Kerrboski is out! He is out like a light as DJP goes to work on Cube! Back in cage 1...Alyssa is down!! And we've got a double team situation on the Rocker!! Both Johnny Havok and Tristram... DD: Vince...I gotta tell ya, I love this crap! I hate to see Alyssa get hurt...but I love this! This is the greatest PPV I've seen in a long time! VJ: That's for sure! Tristram and Havok...they've both got Rocker now! They've got his setup...oooooOOOOH!!!!!!!! Face first right into the cage!!!! And again!!!! Rocker is without a shadow of a doubt...well...getting rocked! DD: Please Johnson! Quit trying to be cute! And somebody get Alyssa outta there! VJ: She may have a broken now in...what's this? Double leg takedown by Havok...slingsho--OOOH!!!!!!!!! RIGHT INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL!! DD: HAHA! What a move! VJ: Unbelievable tandem move by Havok and Tristram! The cover...1...2...DEADLY CANDY BREAKS UP THE COUNT BEFORE 3!!! DD: Are you kidding me?! VJ: Alyssa...you've gotta give it to her, Dave! She's got spunk! DD: Yeah...OH!!!!!!!!! AND SHE'S ALSO GOT HAVOK'S BALLS, VINCE!!!! HIS BALLS!!!! VJ: Alyssa Sanders...she just grabbed herself a handful of Havok... DD: I don't think this was the kinda Double Jeopardy Havok had in mind, Vince...OH!!! VJ: Oh...(squirms) Geez! Down goes Johnny Havok!!! Tristram trying to pull Alyssa... DD: Don't pull her, you idiot! VJ: Alys...HAVOK'S SCREAMING BLOODY MURDER IN THERE! DD: Who's that? VJ: Havok...and watch Rocker!!! Rocker with a rollup on Tristram...he's got him...1...2...NO---OH NO!!! Tristram kicked out...and Rocker's forehead struck the back of Alyssa's head! They're both down! DD: Whew...that's a way to take out 2 birds with 1 stone, Vince. Especially when 1 of those birds was taking out Havok's 2 sto... VJ: Alright, Dave! Alyssa is out of it on the mat...and watch Tristram! He's got Rocker setup...IMPLANT DDT!!!!!!!!!!!! The Rocker has been planted!!!! The cover...2...he's history!!! Announcer: The Rocker has been eliminated!!!! VJ: The Rocker...(sighs) Rocker's gone, and if things looked bad for Alyssa before... DD: Think I should get in there and help her? VJ: What? DD: Yeah...get in there and open up a box of whoop-tushy! It'd be great! VJ: You stay right here! Rocker is gone...meanwhile in the other cage, DJP is outnumbered here! Kerrboski...yet to recover from that tremendous fall! And Lightning sets him up on the top rope! DD: Well...I think it's about to be all for the damn Superstars! VJ: Yes and...wait a damn minute!!! DD: Who's that? VJ: That...that's that no good witch Tina!!!! DD: Who's she coming out here for? VJ: I assume...i assume to help the World Class Superstar--OH! Right hand to the throat by DJP!! And another one sends Lightning staggering out of the buckle...OH MY!!!!!!!!! Bulldog from the 2nd rope!! The cover by DJP...1...2...Ice Cube breaks up the count before 3! DD: I don't get this, Johnson! Why's she wearing that Lightning shirt? VJ: Well...I really don't know. All I can say is that I hope...I sincerely hope that Lightning has not aligned himself with Angelfire! Ice Cube's got DJP...he's got him by the ha--HARD knife edge chop by Cube!!! And another one! DD: Oooh! VJ: Lighting up the chest of DJP!! Lightning trying to clear out the cobwebs on the mat... DD: Hey Cube...Cube! Turn around you idiot! Turn around... VJ: Wait...Kerrboski from behind---RIGHT INTO THE ICE BREAKER!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Ice Breaker!! Kerrboski is down!!!! There's the cover...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Kerrboski has been eliminated!!!!!!! DD: HAHA!! Oh! VJ: DJP now...DJP going after Ice Cube!!!! Kerrboski has been eliminated folks, and we're down to the wire in both rings!! DD: You mean they're still not able to get rid of Alyssa? VJ: Well...Havok and Tristram have had several near falls on Alyssa! She just keeps on kicking out...frankly I think they're afraid for her, Dave! They really don't wanna hurt a woman! DD: Hey, I love the girl, but for a World Title shot, I'd snap the bitch's neck! VJ: Stop it! Back in the 2nd cage!!! DJP......things not looking too good for the Self Proclaimed superstar!! Irish whip by Ice Cube...DJP off the ro--OOOH!!!!!!!! BAAACK BODY DROP!!! DJP hit hard off the cage!!! DJP hit hard...and Lightning...DRIVES THE ELBOW INTO THE STERNUM OF DJP!!!! The cover...2...NO!!!! DJP somehow able to get the shoulder up...as Tina looks on from the outside! DD: Vince, I gotta bad feeling about this! What the hell is she doing out here?! VJ: I really don't know what she's doing here, but if she's trying to help out the Superstars she'd better do something quick! Uh oh...now look over in cage one!!!!! Dave...I think...I think it's right about it for Alyssa!!! Johnny Havok has her up! DD: Aww...don't worry Alyssa! It doesn't matter if it's in a hospital bed or not, I'd still... VJ: Will you...OOH!!!! Alyssa trying to fight the Havok Bomb!!!!! Alyssa...hammering away with right hands!!! Right hands...CLAWING THE EYES OF HAVOK AND DOWN HE GOES!!!!!! Alyssa Sanders will not give up... DD: HAHA! I told ya, Vince! She just keeps going and...HEY!!!! VJ: OH!!!!!! Drop toe hold...Tristram hit headfirst off the buckle!!!!! Tristram is down!!! Havok...Havok trying to get himself together! Alyssa off the rope... DD: Vince...don't tell me... VJ: COUGH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Johnny Havok just hit with the Cough Drop! What an upset this'll be folks! Alyssa with the co...no! DD: AHHH!!! What are you doing, Alyssa! You got him!! Right there! VJ: Deadly Candy...Tristram is still out of it after hitting the buckle! Havok is down from the Cough Drop...what is she thinking?! DD: I dunno, but if she's got a brain in that sexy body of hers, she'll...NO!!!!! VJ: Alyssa's going up!!!!!!! Alyssa going to the top of the cage! DD: Alyssa...(whining) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! VJ: She's gonna give these people something to remember! DD: What's that? A funeral?! VJ: Alyssa...climbing that 15 foot steel cage!!! Superstardom on Ice Cube!!!!! DJP...he just KO'd Ice Cube in the other cage!!! DD: F*ck Cube! Alyssa's gonna kill herself!!! VJ: Havok is down...Tristram trying to get his wits about him...and Alyssa...God as my witness...don't tell me she's gonna... DD: Don't do it, Alyssa! Don't do it! VJ: These fans are on their feet! DD: SIT THE F*CK DOWN, YOU IDIOTS! Alyssa! Don't jump! Please...don't jump! Don't... VJ: Alyssa...oh my...OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY....SWEET SENSATION MISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM PULLED HAVOK OUT OF THE WAY,AND ALYSSA... DD: Oh my God... VJ: Alyssa hit hard off the canvas! Tristram with a cover...hook of the leg...2...HE GOT HER!!!!!! Announcer: Alyssa Sanders has been eliminated!!!!!! VJ: And mercifully...this thing is over for Deadly Candy. DD: Good. I don't think my heart could take any more of that! VJ: Havok and Tristram have done it and look in the 2nd Cage!!! Ice Cube...he got blasted with the Superstardom...but Lightning still tearing into DJP!!! Right hands! Fist and fire! Right off the side of the head of DJP!!! Irish whip...DJP off the rope...LIGHTNING WITH A STUN GUN!!!! This one could be all...2...NO!!! DJP able to get the shoulder up...as Tina gets closer and closer towards that cage! DD: Something smells fishy, Vince...and I'm not just talking about the Crabbest Chick over there... VJ: Stop it! And I don't even think that's a word! DD: It is in Delaware! VJ: Oh I bet! Alyssa getting a standing ovation from this crowd as Tristram and Havok wait on!!! Lightning has DJP by the hair now...AND SENDS HIM FACEFIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE!!!!!! And again!!!! DJP...Dave...if he doesn't do something fast... DD: Wait a minute, Johnson! Don't count him out yet! Ya know...technically, right now he IS 1/2 of the Tag Team Champs already! VJ: Yeah well...Lightning with a double leg takedown...DJP...he is in a bad way right here! And watch Lightning...SLINGSHOT INTO THE STEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: OOOH! VJ: DJP hit facefirst off that cage again!!! DD: Look at Tina!!! VJ: WHat the...what the hell is she... DD: Is that a key?! VJ: Tina...Tina's got a key!!! She's opening the cage!!! that no good... DD: She can't do that!!! VJ: Hell no she can't do it!!! Meanwhile, DJP... is on rubber legs in the ring! He is on Dream Street, Dave! And watch Lightning...watch--OH!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT TO DJP!!! LIGHTNING BOLT... DD: Tina's in the ring!!!!!!! VJ: Tina...she just entered the cage, and Lightning stops her dead in her tracks!!!! Tina....did she just make a mistake or what, Dave?! DD: Um...wait a minute, Vince! For all we know she could be in cahoots with Lightning! VJ: Tina...I dunno, Dave! I just can't...Tina offering her hand to Lightning...? DD: What the hell is going on?! VJ: I have no clue! DJP is down!!! Ice Cube trying to get his wits about him...and Tina...wearing Lightning's t--HEY!!! Lightning...LIGHTNING SHAKING THE HAND!!! OH MY GOD!!! DD: I told you, Vince! I told you! VJ: Don't tell me that Lightning is the newest member of Angelfi---LIGHTNING BOLT ON TINA!!!!!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT...ON TINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TINA IS DOWN!!!!!!!!!! DJP WITH THE SCHOOLBOY...HE'S GOT TIGHTS, DAVE!!! HE'S GOT THE TIGHTS..1...2...ICE CUBE BREAKS UP THE PIN!!!!! My God...what an unbelievable night this has been! DD: Somebody get a spatula and scrape that bitch off the mat!!! VJ: Tina has just been laid out by Lightning!! And now look at Ice Cube!! Ice Cube and DJP slugging it out in the center of the ring!!! Irish whip...reversal by DJP...Ice Cube...DJP ducks the head, and Ice Cube makes him pay for it!!! Boot to the head by Cube... DD: Uh oh!! Here it comes, Vince! VJ: OH MY...DJP DUCKS THE ICE BREAKER...DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN ON ICE CUBE...LION TAMER COMING UP!!! LION TAMER...NO!!! Lightning's got DJP now!!! Lightning...HE'S GOT DJP UP!!!! DJP is up...AND DOWN HE GOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LIGHTNING ROD!!! THE LIGHTNING ROD ON DJP!!! THE LEG IS HOOKED...2...3!!!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!! Announcer: DJP has been eliminated!!!! DD: HAHA!! I never thought I'd be so happy to see Lightn--- VJ: OH LOOK AT THIS!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! DD: What the hell?! VJ: Havok and Tristram!! Not wasting any time here!!! Havok and Tristram doing a number on Ice Cube and Lightning...and look at Tina!!! Tina cheering them on! DD: Will somebody get her outta the damn ring?! VJ: Tina...she just felt the Lightning bolt...hey! We saw her exiting Johnny Havok's locker room earlier, Dave! You don't think... DD: Well...if I was starting a group, I think I could do better than a fluke, but... VJ: Hey wait a minute...Johnny Havok...eyeing Tina down now...OH!!!!!!! DD: HEY!! VJ: Havok hit Tina!! Havok...EQUALIZER ON TINA!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! VJ: TINA IS DOWN AGAIN!!! TINA IS DOWN AGAIN!!!!!! MY GOD---LIGHTNING FROM BEHIND!!! DD: Get her the f*ck outta my house! VJ: DJP...dragging Tina's limp body from the ring...Tina has just gotten hers folks!!! DD: Yeah...don't let the doorknob hit you on the way out...skank! VJ: Oh my God!!! Lightning all over Havok in the buckle! On the other side of the ring, Tristram all over Ice Cube! Tristram...ironically the man who many fans credit for costing Ice Cube the I-C Title at Apocalypse Now...the same PPV where Johnny Havok got a clean pinfall over Lightning! DD: Yeah well...I don't like either of these guys, but hey! Anybody whop beats Tina's ass deserves the Tag Titles! VJ: Tristram setting Cube on the top now...OH!! Knife edge chop right to the chest!!! And another...and watch Tristram here! DD: I think... VJ: It looks like a Superplex coming up...WAIT!!! Watch Lightning!! DD: Look out, Tristram!! VJ: Lightning from behind...AND HE'S GOT TRISTRAM!!! LIGHTNING WITH TRISTRAM ON HIS SHOULDERS... DD: Oh... VJ: Tristram in a bit of trouble here, and watch Ice Cube! Ice Cube on the top...DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!!!!!!!!! Tristram is down...Ice Cube with the cover...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!! DD: Man!!! Announcer: Tristram has been eliminated!!!! VJ: Tristram...a Doomsday Device outta nowhere! And now it's down the 2 on 1!!! Johnny... DD: Where the hell's he going?! What's he doing, Vince? VJ: Havok...Havok out on the arena floor! DD: Hey skankhole...this is a cage match! It's sposed to take place inside the cage! VJ: Well the cage door was opened by Tina...and she damn sure paid for that, but what is Havok doing?! DD: get back in the ring you idiot! VJ: Lightning now...telling Havok "C'mon! Let's get this th--"SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! DD: WHAT?! VJ: HAVOK JUST BLASTED LIGHTNING WITH A CHAIR!!!! HE HIT LIGHTNING RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES...LIGHTNING IS OUT!!! LIGHTNING IS OUT!!! HAVOK IN THE RING...AND DOWN GOES ICE CUBE AS WELL!!! SON OF A BITCH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! DD: HAHA! I gotta admit, Vince! He may be a fluke..but he's a smart fluke! GO JOHNNY! VJ: HARD SHOT ACROSS THE SPINE OF ICE CUBE!!! Havok bringing a damn chair into the ring! No disqualification, And finally it looks like referee Jenkins is locking that cage! DD: Bout time she got off her lesbian ass and did something right! VJ: She's not a lesbian! And Havok...this crowd is not liking this at all!!! Johnny Havok...a sneaky, underhanded attack on Lightning and Ice Cube! DD: Skankhole poses for the fans! You'd better cover em! VJ: Arrogant cover by Havok...1...2...ICE CUBE easily gets the shoulder up!! And Havok can't believe it! DD: Jackass shoulda pinned him! VJ:Havok...beefing with the ref about a slow count! Frankly, I don't think so! It was a steady count! DD: Vince, like you know how to count in the 1st place! VJ: Havok's got that chair once again! OH!!! Right across the head of Lightning!!! Lightning down once again...AND RIGHT TO THE KNEE OF ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!! Johnny Havok...he is wreaking...well...HAVOK in that cage...and now what's he doing?! DD: Trying to win the match! What does it look like?! VJ: It looks...ok now! This is a bit much!!! Havok placing that chair on the ankle of Ice Cube!!! This...this is going too far Dave! DD: How do you figure? VJ: It's one thing to try and win...this is trying to cripple another human being!!! DD: Well...look on the bright side! Havok goes on to win the title, and we never hafta see Ice Cube's MARK ass again! HAHA! VJ: Yeah well...Havok headed up to the top rope...don't do that, Johnny! Don't... DD: DO IT! Do it! Make it SNAP!!! VJ: Johnny Havok...he and Ice Cube are friends, Dave! Former members of the Riot Makerz... DD: F*ck the Riot Makerz! Friendship don't mean nothing! This is about gold... VJ: WAIT A MINUTE! Lightning's up!!! Lightning trying to fight---HAVOK CATCHES HIM WITH A SHOT TO THE THROAT!!! And another one to the back of the head takes Lightning down! And now...Havok going up again!!! Havok...c'mon, Johnny! Don't do this! DD: Vince, if you don't stop whining I'm gonna do it to you! VJ: Havok...this isn't right, damn it! This isn't... DD: hey wait a minute! VJ: Ice Cube!!!!!!! Ice Cube's back up!! Ice Cube's got that chair... DD: HAVOOOOOK--- VJ: OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF HAVOK...AND HAVOK IS HURT BADLY!! Johnny... DD: I think he hurt them balls again, Vince! VJ: Havok crotched himself on the top turnbuckle...and watch Ice Storm!! Lightning and Ice Cube...climbing the buckle! Climbing up there with Havok... DD: What the hell kinda crap is this? VJ: Havok is on the top rope...Lightning and Ice Cube...they're not!!! Don't tell me... DD: What?! What the hell are they---OH SH*T! VJ: OH...DOUBLE SUPERPLEX!!!!!!!!! DOUBLE SUPERPLEX BY ICE STORM!!!! HAVOK'S BACK JUST SMACKED OFF THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER FOLKS!!! IT'S GOTTA BE!!! LIGHTNING WITH THE COVER...2...YES!!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Eye of the Storm" Announcer: Here are your winners, and NEW NFWA World Tag Team Champions: ICE STORM!!!!! VJ: THEY'VE DONE IT!!!!! ICE CUBE AND LIGHTNING HAVE DONE IT...AND WHAT A WAR THAT WAS, DAVE! DD: Oh great, now old bolt breath has another damn belt! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...what about it?! We have NEW NFWA Champions! Right there...Lightning and Ice Cube! And you know what that means, Dave?! Do you know what that means? DD: Yeah, it means I'm gonna be sick! VJ: Yes...and now right here tonight!!!! The rematch! NFWA Title on the line! Lightning and Ice Cube will go at it, folks!!! They will go at it! 1 on 1!!! Tonight, 2 of the biggest stars in NFWA History battle it out to crown an undisputed World Heavyweight Champion!!! GOOD GOD!!!! (The camera cuts back to the VIP room, where Panther and Diamond are sitting around watching on the monitor, when suddenly the door opens and in walks Tina) Panther: (laughing) Damn, T! I hope that wasn't the bomb you were gonna drop on us out there? Tina: Shut up! Diamond: (Starts to get up, but Panther holds her down) Tina: Panther...did you see what happened to me out there?! Did you see what those bastards did to me?! (kicks a chair) Damn it! I am the Senior Vice President of Angelfire!!! I OWN 25% of this company, damn it!!! I am the most powerful woman in the NFWA, and Panther they cannot treat me like this!!!! Panther: So lemme guess...you want me to punish them for you? Tina: Oh you're damn right I want you to punish them...cuz if you don't...I WILL!!!!! (Tina storms out of the room and slams the door) Panther: (Chuckles) Bitch! Diamond: (giggles) Does she even listen to herself speak anymore? Panther: I wouldn't blame her if she didn't. (The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where 2 huge pools of blood sit in front of the door. As the camera pans out, we see 2 body bags being loaded into the back of an ambulance) VJ: Well fans... DD: What happened back there? VJ: Fans...we've got...what the hell is going on? DD: I dunno...who died? VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...I have no clue what's going on! Up next...up next we've got...Reaver and Venom...can somebody please tell us what's going on? Venom vs Hell Lord Reaver (Reaver is standing in the middle of the ring when "Slipping Away" by Slipknot hits the PA system. The black curtains part and Venom walks down and slides into the ring. Venom and Reaver glare at each other, then Venom calls for a mic.) Venom: "Listen Reaver we shouldn't even be in a match. This whole thing was a misunderstanding and..." Reaver: "You want to back out of this match, then that's your problem." Venom: "First off, don't cut me off and second I just wanted to say that this whole thing has been a mistake, since we're friends we shouldn't be fighting." VJ: "OH...Venom telling Rever that this was a mistake and then hitting him with a clothesline." DD: "Well Vince that just goes to show you that friendship doesn't matter." DING DING DING VJ: "That would appear so and with the bell this match is underway. Venom really laying into Reaver now. Venom clearly with the momentum here." DD: "I don't know why we have to watch these two idiots fight over a small mistake made by Venom." VJ: "Venom with a bulldog on Reaver and he's picking him up...belly to back suplex and Reaver with nothing thus far in this match." DD: "Well what do you expect from some one named Hell Lord?" VJ: "Would you shut up, so I can call this match...and Venom with a hurricanrana goes for the cover...no just a two count. Reaver able to get his shoulder up on that one." DD: "What's he doing now?" VJ: "I don't know...it looks like Venom is waiting on Reaver to get back up. Venom charging Reaver now...OH REAVER CATCHING VENOM WITH A LEG SWEEP." DD: "HAHA...did you see that Venom's face just bounced off that mat." VJ: "And Reaver now with Venom...swinging neck breaker, NO Venom with an elbow to the midsection stops Reaver. Now, Venom with a dropkick. VENOM WITH A BEAUTIFUL FISHERMAN'S SUPLEX." DD: "Come on Reaver don't let this idiot beat you this easily." VJ: "I thought they was both idiots." DD: "They are...just call the match." VJ: "Venom setting Reaver up...and Venom with a DDT on Reaver. Venom with the cover...1...2...NO Reaver able to get his foot on the ropes." DD: "UH OH...now we've got trouble." VJ: "It's SKV. He broke out of jail and obviously wants revenge on the two that sent him there. SKV in the ring now. SKV going right after Venom, but Reaver from behind. Reaver and Venom double teaming SKV." DD: "Those two idiots are suppose to be fighting each other." VJ: "SKV isn't even suppose to be out here. Venom now with the Blood Vain on SKV...OH REAVER FOLLOWS WITH THE BLOOD SHATTER. SKV in serious trouble here. Venom now outside the ring and tosses Reaver a can of spray paint." DD: "THEY'RE PAINTING HIM...come on ref do something." VJ: "Venom and Reaver just painted SKV and it looks like it says anti Black Blood. This match is totally out of control now. SKV he's starting to move." DD: "There on the stage. It's the sisters and Tristram." VJ: "Kammy, Desires, and Tristam on their way down to the ring. Venom is outside grabbing a chair...Venom in the ring now...OH TRISTRAM GRABBING THE CHAIR. DOWN GOES VENOM AND THERE'S ONE FOR REAVER." DD: "Vince what is Dark doing?" VJ: "Desires is on the top rope. Kammy and Tristram are getting SKV out of the ring. DESIRES WITH A MOONSAULT ON REAVER. Desires putting Venom's arm over Reaver as the ref is trying to get Kammy and Tristram out of here." DD: "You know I love you Dark, but why are you helping him win?" VJ: "Desires, Kammy, and Tristram taking SKV to the back...and the ref just noticed the cover...1...2...this one is over." Announcer: Here is your winner: Venom VJ: "Well an interesting match and Venom with help on that win." DD: "Help from Black Blood of all people." VJ: "Well Venom said earlier this week that Desires and him was suppose to tag together." DD: "Yeah, but you don't think Dark would turn on Kammy now." (The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see Lightning walking towards the ring with his Tag Title and Universal belts draped over his shoulders. On a split screen, Lightning appears, pacing back and forth while drinking a bottle of water) VJ: Well folks...it's time!!! The End Game finally comes to a head!! It's the World Title match! It's Ice Cube! It's Lightning! They've been here before, folks...and right now, let's take you back and time and show what happened the last time these 2 met for the World Title! Danger Ground (5/6/01): DD: Oh no!!! Get down from there Cube! VJ: Lightning is climbing up with him! We're about to see the Lightning Rod!!!! If Lightning hits this, it will be all! DD: Fight it, Cube! Fight it! VJ: Lightning has him up on his shoulders…this on is…ICE CUBE IS WIGGLING FREE! Ice Cube is managed to wiggle free from the shoulders of the champ…Cube up and over and lands on his feet…he has Lightning hooked…RUNNING POWERBOMB…LIGHTNING COUNTERS WITH A HURACANRANA…NO!!!!! Ice Cube blocks it…SLINGSHOT SENDS THE CHAMP FLYING INTO THE BUCKLE!!! He hit hard off the buckle…Ice Cube…ICE BREAKER!!!!!! He hit the Ice Breaker!!! Right on the jaw!!!!!! Lightning is down…1…2…3!!!!!!!! We have a new World Champion!!!!! DD: HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, and new NFWA World Champion: Ice Cube!!!!! VJ: This crowd… DD: It's party time!!!!! VJ: This crowd is not liking this at all! Ice Cube has just defeated Lightning for the World Title… DD: Go ahead! Say it! You were talking about the Dynasty! Panther screwing Lightning out of the belt! And how did Cube beat him?! How did he beat him?! VJ: Fair and square… DD: Damn right! Long live the new Heavyweight Champion of the World!!! ****LIVE ACTION**** VJ: Well fans...it's time! DD: Are you ready, Vince? (The Angelfire logo flashes on the Panthertron, and a HUGE red pyro blast goes off on stage. "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" by Eve and Gwen Stefani hits the PA system, the arena lights drop and throbbing pink and red spotlights shine on the stage as Tina walks out from the locker room, followed by Kerrboski, DJP and the Angelfire suits. The group walks down the aisle, climbs up the ring stairs and step into the ring as the crowd boos wildly. Tina shoves down the ring announcer, signals to the tech crew to cut the music and grabs a mic. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and Tina speaks) Tina: YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOUD boos...scattered chants of "She's Got Herpes") What?! (Boos and chants get louder) What?! (Boos and chants get louder) See...that is exactly what's wrong with the NFWA today!!! The NFWA lacks respect!!!! They lack respect for ME!! They lack respect for themselves!!! They lack respect for Angelfire, and frankly I am SICK OF IT!!!!! I am sick and tired of...you saw what happened to me earlier!!! You saw it...that damn Johnny Havok...and that bastard Lightning...THEY PUT THEIR HANDS ON ME!!!!!!!!!! THEY ATTACKED ME...(Crowd goes crazy) WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!??!?!!?! I'M A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! (The camera focuses on a sign in the crowd reading "Tina is my baby momma", before cutting back to ringside where Tina continues) Tina: Well ya know something Lightning...NOBODY PUTS THEIR HANDS ON ME AND LIVES, ok?! DD: Why, does she have AIDS? VJ: (Trying not to laugh) Stop! Tina: So you know what, Sparky...you come out here talking about how you're addicted to the NFWA Title! You've waited 7 months to get your shot! Well you had better get ready to wait some more, cuz I promise you...I GUARANTEE you that the only way you're walking out here with the NFWA Title is over MY...DEAD...BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VJ: Tina...my goodness! She is livid! DD: Yeah...her face is almost as red as that flea market weave of hers! VJ: Fans...we're supposed to be having the World Title match now, but Angelfire's in the ring! Angelfire... DD: Well you heard what she said... (Suddenly "N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S." by the Notorious B.I.G. hits the PA system and the crowd gives a mild pop. Blue, orange and red spotlights shine on the entrance as Firestorm walks out from the locker room with a mic.) DD: And now what?! VJ: Well folks...Firestorm on his way down to ringside...and look at Tina! She does not look happy... DD: I could give a damn about Tina, Vince! I wanna see the title match! VJ: Firestorm...he's headed into the ring?! (Firestorm steps over the top rope, walks towards the center of the ring and his music dies down.) Tina: What are you doing? Firestorm: Tina, I think me and just about everybody in the city of Boston want you to SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Crowd goes wild) DD: HAHA! For once, he's right about something! Tina: (gives Firestorm a mean look) Excuse me, Firestorm...BUT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Huh?! Firestorm: Well last time I checked, I was the Commissioner of the NFWA!!! (Crowd pops) And as the Commish, I just wanna let you know that this match right here is officially NO INTERFERENCE...(crowd cheers) yeah! And Tina...if you...your little bombshell or any other member of Angelfire gets within 50 feet of this ring...I promise you that I will make you pay...BIG TIME!!!!!! (Crowd cheers) Tina: Oh..is that right, Firestorm! Is that right? (Giggles) Yeah...well I've got a little contract in the back saying that I'm the co-CEO around here!!! 25% of the power around here in the NFWA...just as much as you!! (laughs) So tell me, Firestorm...just how are you gonna tell us that we can't come anywhere near the ring tonight? Just how...tell me how you're gonna make Angelfire pay BIG TIME!! Huh? Firestorm: (Brief silence) Hmmm...well...you're right Tina. There's nothing I can do to keep you from coming to ringside...but them...(points at the entrance, where police officers are coming to the ring in riot gear) them...I think they can!!!!!!!! DD: Wait a minute!! VJ: It's the cops!!! The cops are on their way to the ring... DD: Wait a minute, Vince...you mean to tell me that... VJ: Firestorm...these police officers are on their way down to ringside...and apparently Angelfire...Angelfire is being banned from ringside!!!! DD: How? How can he do that? VJ: Well, do you want em out here so they can ruin the Title match?! DD: Well...no...but...I can't believe this! VJ: Tina and Angelfire are being ejected from ringside!!!! Firestorm: Yeah...and just to make sure this remains a fair match...I'm gonna be the special guest timekeeper!!! VJ: Oh my...ladies and gentlemen...look at the look on Tina's face! She is livid!! NFWA World Title: Lightning Vs Ice Cube (Angelfire walks back to the locker room and Firestorm takes a seat at the timekeeper's table as the crowd pops in the background. Suddenly, 2 lightning bolts criss cross on stage as "Eye of the Storm" starts up over the PA system. The lights dim, a cool breeze blows into the arena and rain drops begin falling from the rafters as Lightning walks out from the locker room with an NFWA Tag Team Title belt draped over his shoulder. He looks into the crowd and walks down the aisle as the crowd cheers in the background. He climbs up the ring stairs steps through the ropes and hands his newly won title belt over the Senior official Jim Jonathan. Lightning then brings his hands up, and lowers them as lightning bolts shoot from the ring posts. The music dies down, the lights flash red, yellow and green as "My Hero" starts up over the PA system. The crowd cheers wildly as Ice Cube walks out into the aisle with the Universal Title dangling from one hand and the Tag Title belt dangling from the other. At ringside, Cube tosses both belts over the top rope, climbs up the ring stairs and into the ring. He walks towards the center of the ring, goes face to face with Lightning and the music dies down. Referee Jonathan takes all title belts, hands them over to Firestorm. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and Firestorm rings the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: There's the bell...and these 2 men have not taken their eyes off of one another since they set foot in that ring. DD: Aww Vince, this is gonna be good! VJ: These 2 men have met 2 other times! The 1st Danger Ground! Ice Cube defeated Lightning to become the new NFWA Champion last year in Washington! Then, last August at Hell on Earth, these 2 men battled to a tremendous time limit draw, with Lightning representing the GNL and Ice Cube representing the NFWA! And now here we go again...the rubber match! These 2 icons...gladiators...going face to face! Eye to eye...nose to nose... DD: FINGER TO FINGER!!!!!!! Did you see that?! VJ: Lightning flipping off Cu---OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA!!! VJ: ICE CUBE JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE OUTTA HIS MOUTH!!!!!!!! He just... DD: He bitch slapped him, Vince! BITCH SLAPPED HIM!! VJ: Lightning...my God what a slap by Ice Cube...LIGHTNING WITH A RIGHT HAND!!! CUBE FIRES BACK!! AND THERE THEY GO!!!!! ICE CUBE AND LIGHTNING! ICE CUBE AND LIGHTNING! SLUGGING IT OUT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING...OH!! Rake at the face by Cube...and a knee to the gut sends Lightning back into the ropes!!! Irish whip now...Lightning ducks the clothesline...ducks the elbow coming off the other side... DD; WAIT A MINUTE-- VJ: OH!!! Lightning hung on!!!! Ice Cube was loading up that Ice Breaker, but Lightning held on to the ropes! Smart move by Lightning...but watch Ice Cube...CLOTHESLINE!!!!! LIGHTNING GOES UP AND OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE!! And right now Ice Cube is solidly in control!! DD: Ha! Ya know something, Vince...I can't stand Ice Cube, but if he wins this match...he just may be my hero again! VJ: Don't you have enough heroes already? DD: No. VJ: Oh, ok! Lightning on the outside...trying to slow down the tempo! Take a bit of a breather...Ice Cube has a good portion of the crowd on his side tonight! DD: Oh...well then he sucks! VJ: A minute ago you just said he'd be your hero, and now you mean to tell me that just because the man is popular, he sucks? DD: That's right. VJ: (Rolls eyes) Whatever. Ice Cube, if he wins this match he could become the 1st man to unite both the Universal and World Tit---BASEBALL SLIDE MISSES!! AND NOW IT'S LIGHTNING'S TURN!!! LIGHTNING FIRING OFF BIG TIME SHOTS TO THE HEAD OF ICE CUBE!!!! Ice Cube tossed back into the ring, and now watch Lightning! Lightning headed up top, Dave! DD: Look out, Cube! VJ: Lightning to the top! Ice Cube back to his feet and gets nailed with a clothesline!!!!! Ice Cube is down...Lightning with the cover...2...NO!!! The 1st near fall of this matchup! Ice Cube back to his feet...AND GETS FLOORED WITH A RIGHT HAND FROM LIGHTNING!!! He's back up again...AND ANOTHER RIGHT HAND FOR THE UNIVERSAL CHAMP! DD: He's spending more time on the canvas than Picasso! VJ: His face could look like a Picasso if Lightning keeps this up! Handful of hair sends Ice Cube face first into the buckle!! And again...a 3rd time...4...5...6...7...8...9...10 times!!!!!!!! Ice Cube's head bouncing off that top turnbuckle...and look at the Champion! He is on Dream Street, Dave! DD: That's a popular street tonig--- VJ: LIGHTNING BO--OH!! Ice Cube blocks it!!! LIGHTNING TRIES A 2ND TIME...CUBE HOLDS ON ONCE AGAIN...AND CATCHES AN ELBOW RIGHT TO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD FROM LIGHTNING! Lightning now...he's got Cube by the hair-- DD: WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! VJ: OH!!!! Ice Cube tossed up and over the top rope...now this thing has just spilled into the 2nd ring! DD: Wait a minute, Johnson...is that legal? VJ: Hell if I know! All I know is that these 2 men will do ANYTHING to become the 1st 4 time NFWA Champion! And watch Ice Cube...back to his feet AND CATCHES ANOTHER HARD RIGHT HAND!!! He's been a human punching bag in this match, Dave! DD: You ain't lying there! VJ: Lightning...another right hand sends Ice Cube back into the ropes! Irish whip...reversal by Ice Cube...there's the drop down! Lightning off the other side---OH...OOOOOOOOH GOD!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA! Did you see that?! VJ: Drop toe hold by Ice Cube! Lightning's throat snapping off the middle rope...what a sickening sight that is! DD: That's 1 of the greatest things I've seen all night, Vince! That was great... VJ: Wait a second...Ice Cube headed up top...Lightning's head still draped across that ro--- VJ and DD: OOOOOOH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! VJ: ICE CUBE!!!!! ICE CUBE...ELBOW DROP FROM THE TOP ROPE...ALMOST A GUILLOTINE EFFECT RIGHT TO THE HEAD... DD: LOOK AT LIGHTNING!!!!!! VJ: LIGHTNING...OH MY GOD!!! HIS HEAD HAS BEEN WEDGED IN BETWEEN THE 2 RINGS!!!! LIGHTNING... DD: HAHAHAHAHA!!! VJ: That's not funny, Dave! Lightning...that unbelievable elbow drop--oh no! Ice Cube just grabbed a chair! DD: (smiling) Vince... VJ: Referee Jonathan over there now...trying to help Lightning out...what is Ice Cube doing? Ice Cube...HE JUST SHOVED THE OFFICIAL ASIDE!!! What are you doing, Cube?! What are...don't do that! NOOOO!!!!! DD; HAHAHA!!! VJ: MY GOD!!! HE BROKE HIS NECK, DAVE!!!!!!! HE BROKE HIS NECK!!! DD: Do it again! Do it again... VJ: AND AGAIN!!! ICE CUBE DRIVING THAT STEEL CHAIR TO THE BACK OF THE NECK OF LIGHTNING!!! LIGHTNING IS DEFENSELESS DAVE! HE'S DEFENSELESS! DD: Yeah, he's gonna be headless when Ice Cube gets done with him! C'mon...don't stop! Do it again! VJ: Ice Cube...not again! Don't...OH!! Referee Jonathan...trying to get that chair away from the Universal Champion...and Lightning finally able to pull his head out from between those ring aprons...what kinda pain must he be going through? DD: Not nearly enough! Oh Sparky... VJ: Lightning trying to get back to his feet...Cube's got the chair again! Cube...LOOK OUT---DAMN!!!!!!!!!!! OH!! DD: HAHA! Did you see that!? VJ: Ice Cube...he just knocked Lightning off that ring apron...Lightning hit facefirst off that guardrail...and Ice Cube...just being sadistic here! Ice Cube wants to hurt Lightning! DD: Nah bitch! he wants to win! Just so happens that hurting Lightning is so fun... VJ: And now what?! Ice Cube...he just pulled something...that's a chain!!! Ice Cube with a steel chain out from under the ring! DD: HAHA! Well...there's never too much STEEEEEEEEEEEEEL for one match, I always say! VJ: Ice Cube...stalking Lightning with that chain! Lightning doesn't even see him, Dave! Lightning...turn aro--DAMN!! Ice Cube...wrapping that chain around the neck!!! Trying to choke out Lightning! Choking out Lightning with that steel...damn it! That his partner!!! These men are the tag team Champions for God's sake! DD: Please, Johnson! This ain't about Tag Titles! I keep telling ya friendships don't mean a thing! This is about becoming the undisputed World Champion! VJ: I think it's a bit more than that!!! I think this is personal between these 2! And Lightning...LIGHTNING'S TURNING BLUE!!! Lightning being choked out by that steel chain...c'mon ref! Get in there! He's gonna kill him! DD: I think he's out, Vince. VJ: Lightning...fading fast. If he passes out out there, Ice Cube could just toss him into the ring and cover him. (Slight boos in the background) And now, you can hear this crowd! Beginning to boo Ice Cube somewhat! DD: So what, Johnson! Fans don't know sh*t! VJ: Ice Cube now...dragging Lightning back into the ring! Ice Cube...oh he's out of it! Lightning has been battered and bruised on the outside!! And now watch Ice Cube! Taunting his partner! Taunting Lightning! DD: Now I don't agree with this! Ya got him down, so pin him! VJ: Lightning...slowly getting up to his feet...oh!! Ice Cube buries the boot to the midsection...there's the setup...AND A PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!!!!! Lightning has just been spiked!!! That could be all!!! That could...2...NO! HE KICKED OUT!!!! Lightning somehow kicked out...and Ice Cube right on him! Ice Cube hammering away with right hands to the back of the head! To the neck! DD: He's targeting that injury! Smart move by Ice Cube! VJ: No doubt! Lightning back to his feet...wild swing by Lightning misses...oh he's out of it!!! Lightning is out of it and Cube from behind...Ice Cube...BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX!!!!! Lightning dumped right on the back of his head!!! More damage to the neck! There's the cover...2...LIGHTNING GOT THE SHOULDER UP ONCE AGAIN!!! DD: Huh?! VJ: Lightning...he will not quit, damn it!!! he will not quit!!! DD: How the hell does he keep kicking out?! VJ: It's pure guts and determination! It's the drive to be a champion! DD: Yeah...well I wonder how much of that drive is gonna show up in his next urine test! VJ: Oh! Dragon sleeper locked on by Ice Cube...once again more pressure to the neck of Lightning!!! Very sound strategy by Ice Cube! DD: Hey Johnson...how great would it be for Lightning to just give up and tap out right here? VJ: Well...I know in my heart that just won't happen! DD: Well screw your heart! It's about to happen any minute now! I can feel it in my bones! VJ: Lightning...he's been beaten...bruised...choked out with a chain...piledriven...apparently this is not his night...and now he's fading at the hands of the Dragon sleeper! Fading at the hands of the Universal Champion...and I would suggest that this one is all! There's just no way Lightning can come back after taking all that punishment! DD: Check the arms, ref! VJ: Referee Jonathan right in there! Asking Lightning if he submits... DD: (laughing) Submit?! He don't hafta submit! He's out, you idiot! Check his arms! VJ: Lightning...Lightning not moving...and look at the sick, twisted smile on the face of Cube as the referee raises the arm! It's up...it's down!!! DD: That's one! VJ: Referee checks the arm a 2nd time...it drops once again!! DD: HAHA! One more, baby!!! One more!!! VJ: Ice CUbe...look at the smile across his face! DD: You're damn right he's smiling, cuz he's just seconds away from becoming the NEW World Champion and shaming Lightning outta this fed once and for all! C'mon Cube... VJ: Referee checks the arm again! It's...it's... DD; IT DROPPED! VJ: NO NO NO!!! IT STAYS UP!!!! THE ARM STAYS UP!!! LIGHTNING IS STILL IN THIS THING! AND THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET!!! DD: Tell em to sit down!! VJ: This crowd...rallying behind Lightning! Trying to get him to fight this hold!!! Can he make a comeback?! Can he...can he... DD: Hold on, Cube! Hold on... VJ: Lightning trying to find a way out of this thing...AND ICE CUBE DRIVES HIM DOWN WITH AN INVERTED DDT!!!!!!!! There's the cover...the count...LIGHTNING OUT AFTER 2!!!! Once again...AND CUBE CAN'T BELIEVE IT!! DD: I can't believe it either! VJ: What do you hafta do to beat Lightning?! DD: (Brief silence) CHEAT! VJ: (laughs) Well...handful of hair by Cube...oh! Lightning with a right hand to the gut of the Universal Champ...and another one! Lightning trying to mount a comeback! DD: Don't just stand there, you idiot! Do something... VJ: OH!!!!! Modified spear by Lightning sends Ice Cube back to the buckle! And look at Lightning! Lightning opening up on Cube! Right hands...left hands!!! Anything he can muster up he's throwing at Ice Cube--OH!!!! Low blow by Cube!!! Low blow, damn it! DD: That's the great equalizer and you know it! VJ: Lightning writhing in pain...and watch Ice Cube! From behind...oh! Boot to the midsection of Lightning...OOOOOOH!!!!! DD: HAHAHA! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!!! VJ: THE LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! LIGHTNING....LIGHTNING JUST GOT BLASTED WITH HIS OWN MOVE!!! DD: This is the ultimate embarrassment, Johnson! VJ: he hooks the leg...2...LIGHTNING GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!! LIGHTNING..MY GOD! HOW DID HE DO IT?! DD: It's gotta be drugs! I know it, Johnson! VJ: Ice Cube can't believe it! This crowd...hell, I can't believe it! What a display of courage and intestinal fortitude by Lightning...and Ice Cube's got him once again! DD: Yeah! Well Cube's fixing to beat that fortitude right outta his body! C'mon Ice Cube... VJ: OH!! Hard right hand to the small of the back...OH! Lightning rakes the eyes!!! Pulling a page outta Ice Cube's book...Cube right back with one of his own! DD: This is getting dirty, Vince! VJ: Lightning misses with a right hand...Ice Cube shoves him into the ropes! Lightning...ducks the clothesline...Ice Cube turns ar--ICE BREAKER BY LIGHTNING!!!!!!! DD; WHAT?!! VJ: Ice Breaker by Lightning! This crowd can't believe it!!! Ice Cube is down!!!! Can Lightning find the strength...c'mon! He's right there, all ya gotta do is roll over! DD: I'm begging you to be impartial for once in your life! VJ: There it is! The cover...2...AND ICE CUBE KICKS OUT!!!!! ICE CUBE KICKS OUT AFTER THE ICE BREAKER...AND LIGHTNING LOOKS FRUSTRATED! DD: I don't blame him! VJ: These 2 men giving it their all! Giving it everything in they've got to walk out with that title belt, and whoever wins this match damn sure deserves to be the Champion! DD: Watch Cube! VJ: Ice Cube getting back to his feet...but watch Lightning! He's measuring him...AND RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!! DD:Uh oh! VJ: Ice Cube back up...LIGHTNING RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM A 2ND TIME!!! You can feel it, Dave! The momentum starting to build for Lightning! Watch this now...Irish whip in...Ice Cube off the ropes...and watch Lightning...Lightning turns him over with HUUUUGE POWERSLAM!!!!!!!!! That could be all right there!!! The leg is hooked...2...NO!!!!!!!!! Lightning only able to get 2...and he doesn't like that one bit! DD: Who gives a damn whether he likes it or not! VJ: Well...Lightning all over the ref about that count! Thinks it shoulda been faster... DD: Screw the count and stay on Cube if you want the title back, ya idiot! VJ: Ice Cube trying to get back to his feet...LIGHTNING catches him with another right hand!! And another one sends him staggering back to the buckle! Watch Lightning now...Irish whip...reversal by Cube...OH!!!!!!! LIGHTNING SENT STERNUM 1ST INTO THE BUCKLE!!! DD: HAHA! the ring moved!!!!! VJ: He may have had his chest cavity caved in by that--OOOOOH!!!!!! LETHAL INJECTION BY ICE CUBE!!!!! LETHAL INJECTION IS LOCKED IN!!!!!!! DD: IT'S OOOOOOVER!!!!!!!!! VJ: Lightning...nowhere near the ropes Dave! He's gotta give it up!!! There's no way he can win this thing now! DD: That's what I've been telling you all night long! Tina, you don't hafta worry, cuz there's no way in hell Lightning's walking out with this thing! VJ: Lightning...just inches away from the ropes! So close, yet so far--AND ICE CUBE WRENCHING BACK ON THE NECK!!!! DD: He's trying to rip his head off, Vince! VJ: Ice Cube...putting all the pressure he can...and Lightning...he's just been worn down--wait!! DD: What? VJ: Lightning...using that upper body strength...trying to pull himself towards the ropes! DD: More pressure, Cube! More pressure!!! VJ: Lightning...Ice Cube leaning back as far as he can...and Lightning's not giving up!!! Lightning...inching closer and closer towards those ropes! Can he do it, Dave?! Can he... DD: Nooo! VJ: Lightning...HE GOT IT!!!!!!! LIGHTNING GOT HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE...AND ICE CUBE WON'T BREAK!!! ICE CUBE WILL NOT BREAK THE HOLD...C'MON!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Ice Cube...referee Jimmy Jonathan having to forcefully break the hold!! Ice Cube...what a sadistic monster! DD: Who the hell does that idiot think he is, Vince! You don't put your hands on a wrestler like that! VJ: I think...I think Ice Cube actually took exception to that! Referee Jonathan having to pull him off of Lightning...and Ice Cube is all over the official about that! DD: I would be too! He should pop him in the mouth if he doesn't get DQ'd! VJ: Watch Lightning...OH! Cube right back on him with a boot to the midsection! He lifts Lightning back to his feet...AND A HARD KNIFE EDGE CHOP ACROSS THE CHEST!!!! Lightning...you hafta wonder just how long... DD: He's calling for it! VJ: Wait a minute...ICE BREAKER COMING UP...OH!!! The foot is caught! Lightning caught the foot... DD: What the...NOOOOOO! VJ: LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE GOT IT!!! HE GOT IT!!! THERE'S THE COVER... DD: NO!! VJ: 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Eye of the storm" Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA World Heavyweight Champion: Lightning!!!!!!!!! VJ: He has done it, Dave!!!! DD: No!! VJ: The Lightning Bolt...outta nowhere! Outta nowhere and Lightning has become a 4 time NFWA World Heavyweight Champion! What about it, Dave?! DD: This...oh...I can't believe this, Vince! VJ: Lightning has done it for an unprecedented 4th time, and this crowd is on it's feet!!! DD: Oh...that damn Lightning!!! VJ: Lightning has done it once again...after 7 long, hard months, and Ice Cube...oh he looks hot! Ice Cube...OH!!!!! HE JUST STRUCK THE OFFICIAL! DD: (Smiling) Wait a minute, now!! VJ: Ice Cube...he just snatched the World Title away from the official!!! Ice Cube... ("Eye of the Storm" dies down as Ice Cube grabs Lightning and pulls him back to his feet. The crowd is chanting a mixture of "Lightning, Lightning" and "F*ck him up, Ice Cube, f*ck him up ***CLAP, CLAP***" Ice Cube we get a brief staredown between the 2 as the chants get louder) VJ: What's gonna happen here? DD: I dunno, but this is about the 356th staredown we've had this week! VJ: Lightning has won the title...and Ice Cube...what must be running through his mind? What is he thinking? DD: I dunno...but if it has anything to do with that World Title belt going upside Lightning's head I'll be really really happy!!! VJ: Ice Cube...what's he... DD; HIT HIM!!! HIT HIM!!! VJ: Ice Cube...he's gonna...don't...OH!!! Ice Cube presenting Lightning with the Title...AND THERE'S A HANDSHAKE!!! DD: NOOO!! ("Eye of the Storm" hits the PA system once again as Ice Cube raises Lightning's hand, then rolls out of the ring and heads back towards the locker room) DD: What a pussy! VJ: OH REALLY, DAVE!!! What a display of sportsmanship on the part of Ice Cube...I believe he will have his day once again, but tonight just was not his night! Toni--HEY!!!!!!!! DD: KV!!!!! VJ: KV from the crowd!!! Scarlet KV...attacking Lightning from behind!!! KV... DD; It ain't over yet, folks! VJ: Scarlet KV...hammering away upon Lightning...oh wait a minute! He's got Lightning setup... DD: HAHA... VJ: No...PILEDRIVER ON THE BELT!!!!!!!! PILEDRIVER ON THE WORLD TITLE...THE SON OF A BI.. DD: Watch it, Johnson! VJ: I can't believe that piece of...AND HERE COME THE POLICE!!!! Those police officers headed back out here to ringside...and look at KV!!! KV making a run for it!!!! Lightning is down... DD: HAHA!! Congratulations, Champ!!! VJ: The police are chasing Scarlet KV through the crowd...the damage has already been done to Lightning! He is...he is out folks! DD: Well...there's your hero, Johnson! That's your buddy! VJ: Lightning...he is out--AWW DAMN IT!!! Don't tell me...Angelfire is back folks!!!! Angelfire...Tina and the World Class Superstars on their way out to ringside!!! DD: I thought they were banned!! VJ: Well...the match is over...and look at that look on Tina's face! Kerrboski and DJP headed into the ring...Lightning is down!! Lightning is all alone... DD: Uh...Champ! You got company!! VJ: C'mon, damn it! No!!! Can we...Firestorm... DD; CUBE'S BACK!!! VJ: What?! ICE CUBE!!! ICE CUBE FROM THE LOCKER ROOM!! ICE CUBE... DD: Look out guys! VJ: OH!!!! Ice Cube...tearing into the Superstars!!! Tearing into Kerrboski and DJP!!!! Coming to the aid of his Tag Team Championship partner...the man who just defeated him for the World Heavyweight Title!!! Tina's in there now--AND SHE CATCHES A RIGHT HAND AS WELL!!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Tina goes down again!!! Tina... DD: Hey wait! Who's that?! VJ: What the he...OH NO!!!!!!!!!! NOOO!!!! DD: Who the hell... VJ: It's that masked man!!!! That's the same man that attacked the Rocker Thursday night on Gear!!!! And he just nailed Ice Cube in the head with that crowbar!! Ice Cube's down!! He's been busted wide open...and no!! Not again! Don't tell me he's gonna hit him again!!! DD: Look out, Cube... VJ: Hey wait...LIGHTNING!!!! LIGHTNING HAMMERING AWAY ON THE MASKED MAN!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! DD: Watch DJP... VJ: OH!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!! DJP JUST FELT THE LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! DD: OH! VJ: Kerrboski misses with a right hand...HE CATCHES ONE AS WELL!!! Lightning...OH NO!!!!! Crowbar to the back of the head by the Masked man!!!! Damn it...who the hell is that?! Who... DD: What the hell is Firestorm doing?! Get in there and do something about this, you idiot!! VJ: And now look at this!!! The masked man...holding Lightning for Tina...that no good, disgusting...TINA!!! Slapping the Champion across the face!!!!! Slapping Lightning across the face...AND SHE DID IT AGAIN!!!! Ladies and gentlemen...Angelfire and whoever this masked man is has laid out the Tag Team Champions! They are humiliating Lightning in there, and... DD: PANTHER!!!! VJ: What the...IT'S PANTHER!!! The CEO is headed down to ringside!!! DD: And he's got STEEL!! VJ: Panther...Panther hits the ring---OH!!!!! HE TRIED TO HIT TINA!!!!! Panther...Tina just rolled out of the way---oh!!! DD; Look at this now!!! VJ: Panther and the masked man!! Panther...coming to the aid of Lightning...and now Firestorm headed in there as well!! DD: About time he got off his lazy ass! VJ: We've got officials out here...trying to get Angelfire out here once and for all...they've been causing trouble all night long...as Panther...he's got the masked man!!! He's got him by the mask... DD: Hey wait a minute! Is he gonna... VJ: Panther's gonna unmask him right here!!!!! He's gonna unmask---OOOH GOD!!!!! DD: Wha... VJ: IT'S THE GAME!!!!!! The Masked man is the Game!!! Damn it...what the hell?! DD: What the...is he...and Angelfire? VJ: Panther has just unmasked the Game--HEY!!! DD: Hey wait a minute! What the...? VJ:FIRESTORM'S GOT PANTHER!!! FIRESTORM... DD: What in the World??!?! VJ: BIG TIME ON PANTHER!!!!!!!!! FIRESTORM JUST BIG TIMED PANTHER DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! WHAT THE...WHY DID HE DO THAT?! DD: I dunno, Vince! I... VJ: Look at Tina...she's smiling!! Tina's smiling...IT'S A SETUP DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!! ANGELFIRE'S ATTACKING PANTHER!!!!!!!!!!!! DD: Wait a minute...is Firestorm...is he... VJ: He's laughing! Firestorm is laughing! Panther has just been setup by Angelfire...and watch Kerrboski!Kerrboski's got Panther...BOSKI SLAM ON THE CHAIR!!!!!! BOSKI SLAM ON...MY GOD!!!! I can't believe this!! DD: Can we get some help out here?! VJ: Kerrboski...DJP...the Game...AND THE DAMN COMMISH!!!! Firestorm has turned his back on the NFWA!!! Firestorm...Firestorm has joined Angelfire!!! I cannot believe this!!! DD: Where the hell are the police?! VJ: I dunno...AND LOOK AT TINA!! Getting her shots i on Panther...ICE CUBE CATCHES A SHOT AS WELL!!!! Fans...Panther's being annihilated right here in Boston!!! Panther... (Firestorm rolls out to the floor and pulls out some kinda tank from underneath the ring) DD: What the hell is that? VJ: I...I don't even wanna know! Chairshot to the back of Lightning by DJP...and now look at the Game! The Game holding Panther...what on earth... DD: Oh my God...Vince do you...do you know what that is?! VJ: Firestorm...OH MY GOD HE'S GOT A DAMN BLOWTORCH!!!! Firestorm has a damn...C'MON!!! DD: Alright, Vince! This is going too far!!!! VJ: The Game and Kerrboski...holding Panther...he's not gonna... DD: DAMN IT, SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!! VJ: Firestorm trying to ignite that blow torch...ok damn it! This is going too damn far!!! This is... DD: Oh no! It's Diamond! VJ: Diamond..Diamond on her way out here! This is no place for her in her condition! DD: Damn it, CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE--- VJ: SON OF A BITCH!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! DD: Oh my God!!!! VJ: THOSE FLAMES JUST IGNITED RIGHT IN THE FACE OF PANTHER!!!!!!! THAT NO GOOD...GET SOME HELP OUT HERE, DAMN IT!!!!!!!!! (The Game drops Panther to the canvas and the crowd boos wildly as he high fives Tina and Firestorm! "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" starts up over the PA system once again, as Angelfire exits the ring en masse. Diamond climbs into the ring to look after Panther, as EMT's rush out to the ring to help out Panther) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...my God, Panther's hurt badly. DD: I can't believe they just did that, Vince...that's the CEO! VJ: Firestorm and the Game have just turned their backs on the NFWA...and Panther...those flames hit him right in the face...my God!!! The sons of bitches...(sighs) fans...I dunno what to say! We've got new Tag Team Champions...a new World Champion in Lightning but...my God! For Delaware Dave, this is Vince Johnson signing off from Boston. (EMT's place a white clothe on Panther's face as Ice Cube and Diamond try to help out. The camera pans the arena 1 last time as we fade to black) |
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NEXT PPV: Sunday, March 31, 2002 |
