DD: Yeah! Wait to you hear all of the good Canada jokes I have set up for tonight. Hahaha! I'm gonna insult you Canadians good! Hahahaha!!!

VJ: OK. Tonight we have a great card scheduled for you as the Side Show Freaks make their return to the NFWA as they go up against Blaque and Blue! We have a newcomer in action as "The Perfect One" Brian Mills battles Jake "The Iceman" Fox. Rich Richman of the Revolution will battle #1 Hardcore, Rodney Demp and Ice Cube will battle for the X-Treme Title, and in the Main Event, the Revolution will take on the Dynasty's Kurt Angle and Downcast! Let's kick off this card with our opening matchup!

DD: I don't blame him. Look at Mills' hair. It's perfect in every way. How would you feel if you had hair and that dirtball Iceman came around and put his dirty hands through it? You would be pissed off…but then again, the entire country of Canada is one big dirtball anyway so you people probably like that sort of thing! Hahahaha! Oh man I kill me!

VJ: Everybody in this arena will kill you if you keep up that sort of thing. They lock up again…once again Fox shows his power and backs Mills to the buckle! Mills spit his gum in Iceman's face and he catches a right hand to the jaw! Again! Iceman has lost it! Irish whip to the ropes…Iceman nails him with a big back body drop! Clothesline runs right through Mills! There's another one! And another one! Iceman pick Mills up over his head for a gorilla press slam…he tosses Mills to the outside and this crowd is going crazy! Things aren't looking too good for Mr. Mills in his NFWA debut.

DD: Just give him a moment. Everything will turn around any second now.

VJ: Iceman grabs Mills by the hair and pulls him back up to the ring apron…OH! Mills drops down and snaps his chin right across the top rope! And now look at him! "The Perfect One" is in the ring and he's putting the boots right to the head of the Iceman! He picks him back up and catches him with a big chop! Irish whip sends Iceman to the ropes…Mills misses with an elbow…Iceman off the other side nailed Brian Mills with a flying shoulder block! He picks him back up and DDT's him to the canvas! Huge right hands by Iceman back Mills into the buckle again and now Iceman is mounting him! Here we go…1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10 punches to the head! Mills is on Dream Street!

DD: You idiot! Canada is too poor to afford streets! Haha! That’s a good one! I gotta write that down!

VJ: Somebody's material sucks today but I'm gonna ignore that for right now! Iceman grabs Mills and he has him up for something…backbreaker holding him on the knee…he lifts Mills back up and drills him with a huge sidewalk slam! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Brian! Iceman almost had him. He's back to his feet and he's measuring him for something…Iceman hits off the ropes but catches a knee to the midsection! Mills goes to the ropes…OH! He almost took his head off with that clothesline! And look at that arrogant bastard!

DD: Yeah Mills. That was Perfect! And speaking of Perfect, how about my next Cananadia joke? You see, these 3 Canadians walk into a bar…

VJ: Will you please stop it?! Mills picks Iceman back up and drags him over to the corner…what's gonna happen here…OH!!!! Running powerbomb! He almost drove him through the mat!!!! 1…2…somehow Iceman got the shoulder up and Mills can't believe it!!! Mills locks him in a dragon sleeper and now he's gonna try and put the Iceman out!

DD: He's melting the Iceman! But you know what, if somebody was gonna give Canada and enema, they would stick it right here in Toronto…but on second though, you can stick it anywhere because the whole country is full of…

VJ: Somebody turn his mic off before I have to kill him!!! This crowd is cheering for the Iceman. He gets back to his feet…he's trying to escape this hold…he runs to the buckle and what's this…Oh my goodness that was a nice escape…spinebuster by Iceman drives him hard into the canvas!!! Both men are still down but Fox is the solid crowd favorite. They're trying to pull themselves back to their feet…Iceman catches him with a boot to the midsection…Ice-Driver!!!!! This match is all over but the crying! Stick a fork in him cuz he's done! Hasta La Vista Baby! This match is all over! Iceman makes the pin…1…2…oh! Mills got the foot on the rope! Iceman thought he had him! This entire crowd thought that he had him! Iceman mounts Mills now and he's pummeling him into the canvas! He picks him back up…Irish whip sends Mills to the ropes and Iceman turns him over into a powerslam! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout!!! Iceman looks a little frustrated…he just said that's it! He's fixing to finish mills off! Iceman grabs Mills by what Dave called his perfect hair…

DD: His hair looks better than yours, you walking fetus!

VJ: He's setting up for the Ice-Bomb…oh! Low blow by Mills! He drags him over to the buckle and climbs to the 2^nd rope…tornado DDT! The leg is hooked…1…2…kickout by the Iceman! Mills has to be wondering what it will take to put the ultra-tough Iceman down for the count. He picks Iceman up…rake to the face and a DDT by the Iceman on Mills! And now look at Fox! He's climbing the turnbuckle and it looks like he's headed to the top rope…big elbow drop right into the heart! 1…2…kickout by Mills again! Iceman thought he had him! He picks Mills back up…he's setting him up for the Ice-Bomb…Mills is able to counter into a beautiful huracanrana! Iceman back to his feet and Mills boots him to the midsection…Perfect Plex!!! 1…2…3! This one is over!

DD: I told you that the man was perfect! He mopped the floor with Iceman! He's done, history, throw him out into the trash cuz he doesn't belong in the ring with Brian Mills!

VJ: Congrats to Mills on a great win! I see big things in his future as far as the NFWA is concerned.

VJ: Uh oh. Ladies and gentlemen the Dynasty is on their way out to ringside? What is gonna happen next on FNS? Stay with us!!!!

RS: Well, Mr. Mills congrats on your debut…

BM: Look sweetheart, I see that look in your eyes and I know that you want a piece of Perfection. Sorry for you, because you are nothing but lowlife trash. I need a woman who's perfect from top to bottom, and by being with you I would simply be ruining the only thing that's perfect in this world. So right now I will say this, Iceman, you were perfectly executed by me just a little while ago, so the entire NFWA needs to take notice, because I have arrived and there's one thing on my mind…the NFWA World Title! I will stop at nothing until I get that belt, and I promise that I will run through all of these pathetic losers in this league until I get it. And when it's all said and done, I will be the perfect World Heavyweight Champion. Rosie, the pleasure is all yours!

Prez: Ladies and gentlemen, we do hope that you're having a good time here tonight on FNS. Tonight is a very special night. Tonight, you people will have the opportunity to witness 1^st hand the devastation that the Dynasty can unleash! Tonight, you get to see exactly why the Dynasty runs the show, and tonight you people will see the very last of the Revolution, as Downcast and Kurt Angle take Kaos and Rick Bruiser straight to Hell, never to be seen again! And when I say Hell…I do mean Hell!

Downcast: Bruiser…there's been a lot of controversy between you and me! Everyone knows that I beat you in that battle royal a few weeks back to become the undisputed NFWA I-C Champ, but you had your crooked friend Commish Foley come out to that ring and save your ass by saying that we fought to a draw and the I-C Title would be held up in another match! So then we got that match, and I destroyed you! I beat you all over the ring last week on FNS and once again I had the I-C Title won, but you had to have all of your goons run down to the ring and attack me! You ass was saved a 2^nd time, but tonight there's nowhere to run! Nowhere to hide! At the PPV, I've been told we're fighting in a ladder match for the I-C Title, no interference, but tonight isn't about the PPV. Tonight isn't even about that belt, cuz tonight I will prove to the whole world just why it is that I am Mr. NFWA and you're nothing but trash! Me and Kurt are gonna bear the both of you to a bloody mess, and there will be nobody in the world that can save you! But you know what, we're not gonna beat you too bad, because I want you to have some strength left for our match at the PPV, when I end your career once and for all and leave you laying with Total Dispear! Like it or not we're gonna prove to you and the whole world that everything in the NFWA goes the Dynasty's way! Right Sniper?

Sniper: Downcast, you're 100% right!

Sniper: Revolution, I heard you talk about how you're gonna ruin the Dynasty. All that you do is yap about how you're gonna bring the Dynasty to it's knees, well we don't drop to our knees for anybody! Ok? We don't do that kind of stuff.

DD: Haha! Bruiser does.

VJ: Will you stop it?

Sniper: But Revolution, if you wanna take us down, then why don't you put your money where your mouth is. We don't have to wait until later. Come out to the ring right now and fight us in this Cell! Come on, bring it!!!

VJ: What in the World?! Sniper and the Dynasty has called out the Revolution! It looks like we're gonna have the Cell match right now!

DD: Look at that idiot Bruiser! He hasn't even realized that his friends ditched him!

VJ: Firestorm is talking to Kaos and Richman…who the hell is that???! Some lady just gave Kaos a low blow and Richman has her by the hair…OH!!! About 5 guys just ran from the locker room and they're attacking Kaos and Richman up on the stage!!!!! Bruiser just say what happened and he's going up to help the Revolution…Jaguar clips him from behind…Steel chair to the head of Bruiser! Jaguar, Kurt Angle and Downcast are attacking Rick Bruiser on the ramp while the others are getting annihilated on the stage by this unknown group…are they wrestlers? Oh no…they're dragging Bruiser into the Cell!

DD: I think now we're gonna have to change his name to Rick Bruised cuz that's what he's gonna be after this!

VJ: Bruiser is in the Cell and they're locking it! Downcast has a kendo stick…OH! Right to the head of Bruiser…and again!!! And again!

DD: Downcast is beating Bruiser like a blue haired stepmom! This is great, get him Downcast!

VJ: Downcast is now strangling Bruiser with that Kendo stick as Prez Panther watches on with that smile on his face. Jevona and Leena are holding Bruiser up…Sniper slaps him in the face and nails him with a low blow!!!! That's sick! Get some help out here for Bruiser…Downcast just nailed him right in the eye with the Kendo stick!! Bruiser's eye has been busted open!!! Kaos has gotten away from those lousy thugs who attacked him on the stage and he's on his way to the Cell…OH! Chyna slammed the door on his head!!!! Kurt Angle with a boot to the midsection of Kaos…brainbuster on the floor! Back in the ring Downcast has a steel chair and he's picked up Bruiser. No…come on no!!! OH!!!! Total Dispear on the steel chair!!!! Downcast has destroyed Rick Bruiser in the Cell! This is horrible!

Downcast: Like I said, like it or now, things around here are going the Dynasty's way! And why is that gang?

All of the Dynasty: CUZ THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!

VJ: That was disgusting! We need some help for the Revolution! They may not be able to make it to the Cell Match here tonight!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen up next the X-Treme Title will be on the line! Rodney Demp will go 1 on 1 with Ice Cube! We'll be back!

VJ: He is no coward but I have no clue where he is.

DD: Hey, there's a dumpster over there. We all know that Siege and Demp sleep in those things every night, so if I was Ice Cube I would look in there.

VJ: It looks like Ice Cube will take your advice. He's moving slowly over to that dumpster…we see weapons in there but is their anything else? Look on this side of the ring! It’s Demp! Demp just came from underneath the ring and he's creeping up behind Ice Cube! He hasn't seen him yet!

DD: Turn around Ice!!!

VJ: Ice Cube turns around and Demp bashes him in the head with a brick!

VJ: The match has started and now Demp makes the cover…1…2…Ice Cube somehow got the shoulder up!!!!

DD: I can't believe this crap! And these Canadian hussies are cheering this crap! It figures, you crazy people up here do stuff like that all the time! You're savages!

VJ: Your momma! Ice Cube is back up and he gets nailed with brass knuckles by Demp! Another shot with the knuckles has him staggering back to the guardrail! Demp goes behind Cube…OH! Atomic Drop on the guardrail! Demp goes over to the dumpster and he pulled out…is that a Sony Playstation, proud sponsor of the NFWA and it's new game called "NFWA Slam" that will be released October the 13^th?!

DD: That's exactly what it is!!!

VJ: OH!!! And Demp bashes him over the head with it and sends him reeling into the crowd! Demp goes back to ringside and looks underneath the ring…he's got a table! He's about to give Ice Cube wood with that table!!!

DD: You crazy Canadians and your funny language. Can't you faggots speak English?!

VJ: I'm warning you Dave! Demp just threw that table into the crowd and it landed right on top of Ice Cube! He goes back to the dumpster and pulls out a cookie sheet…BOOM! Right to the head of Cube and he may have taken his head off! Demp into the crowd now and he's dragging Ice Cube all over the Air Canada Centre! Oh! Cube with a low blow…Oh MY! Ice Cube just German Suplexed Demp into the Penalty Box!!! Demp may be hurt badly and now look at Ice Cube! Ice Cube is climbing into the crowd now! He's right above the penalty box and he's asking the fans for weapons!

DD: He should take one of these lousy Canadian fans and throw him at Demp!

VJ: He just might do that! One of those fans handed Ice Cube a crowbar….Demp tries to get back to his feet,…OH! Diving Crowbar shot just knocked Demp right out of the penalty box and onto the concrete floor! If Ice Cube covers him we'll have a new X-Treme Champion! Cube looks like he hurt his ankle on that last dive…he climbs out of the penalty box and manages to cover Demp…1…2…new champion! No he couldn't get the job down and he's frustrated! Ice Cube walks over…did you see that dirty, rotten bastard! He just clotheslined that man out of his wheelchair!

DD: That was great! I hate the handicap anyway! Those lazy, worker's comp collecting bastards! The only thing that their good for is taking up all of the good spaces when you go to the mall. They suck Vince!

VJ: We apologize for Delaware Dave's rude comments right there.

DD: "We apologize"?! What, are you the Queen of England or something?

VJ: Anyway, Ice Cube has just put Demp into that wheelchair and he's wheeling him to the backstage area! I don't think that I've ever seen anything like this in my life! He's pushing Demp down that hallway…Demp is out of it after that crowbar shot and now they turn into this room…oh no! They're in the kitchen! Ice Cube just picked up a lead pipe and hit the cook over the head with it! Oh my God he's got a butcher knife!!!!! Ice Cube is chasing the workers out of the kitchen with that butcher knife and now he's coming over to Demp! No!

DD: I think he's gonna scalp him Vince!

VJ: Thank God! Demp with a low blow at the last second and Cube drops the knife. Demp tries to stand back up and he catches a right hand to the throat that sends him right back down to the wheelchair! Ice Cube is wheeling Demp around the kitchen now…OH NO!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!! Ice Cube just shoved that chair right into the stove and Demp has been set ablaze! Demp is on fire!!! Ice Cube sprays him down with the fire extinguisher then he knocks him out with it! That's all! We have a new X-Treme Champion…1…2…it's Jaguar!!!! Jaguar just came out of nowhere and wrapped barbwire right around the head of Ice Cube! Why is Jaguar doing this!!!

DD: Because he can! He's a member of the Dynasty and he's doing things the Dynasty's way, which is anything he wants to do!

VJ: Jaguar just poured cooking oil all over Ice Cube…OH MY GOSH!!!! He just set Ice Cube on fire now!!!! Jaguar has burned Ice Cube and left!!!! We've got officials in there with fire extinguishers and they're putting his fire out! Demp is back up and he shoves the officials out of the way…flowing DDT!!!! This match is over…1…2…3!!!!

DD: That was a great fight!

VJ: That was insane! Both men were set on fire in this match and Jaguar is back!!!! He just shattered a glass pitcher over the head of Rodney Demp and he just stole the X-Treme Title belt! Jaguar has stolen the belt! Ladies and gentlemen stay with us for more FNS!!!!

Prez: OK…explain to me how you play Uno again.

Chyna: I must've taught you how to play about 1000 times now.

Sniper: This game is bullsh*t! We should play some real cards…like poker or something like that.

Chyna: I don't like poker.

Prez: Yes you do!

Ice Cube: Who does your "brother" think that he is attacking me like that!?

Commish: He cost Ice Cube the X-Treme Title and you know that he would've won!

Ice Cube: Where is Jaguar cuz I'm gonna kill him!!!

Commish: Wait, Prez Panther, I'm gonna sign a rematch between Demp and Ice Cube for right here tonight!

Sniper: Really?

Commish: Yeah!

Demp: Where is he?!

Commish: You know what Demp, Ice Cube got screwed out of the title so you're gonna face him again right here tonight.

Demp: I do what I wanna do! I already beat him and now I'm gonna get Jaguar! Prez, if you see him, you had better tell him to leave the building cuz if I find him I'm gonna break his damn neck!!!

DD: Uh oh! This ain't looking good for Hardcore now!

VJ: Chokeslam off the top rope almost drove him through the canvas!!!! Hardcore is stunned and he gets back to his feet…Richman with a clothesline!!!! Hardcore back up and gets caught with another clothesline! Rich Richman is intense!!!! He picks up #1 Hardcore…Powerbomb in the middle of the ring!!! That's all she wrote!!! 1…2…kickout by Hardcore!!!

DD: How the hell did he get out of that?!

VJ: I don't know. Richman now picks up Hardcore and he's headed to the top rope…he sets Hardcore up on his shoulders and drills him with the Richman Superbomb!!! That's all…1…2…3!!!!

DD: Damn! He killed Hardcore!

VJ: Rich Richman with one of the most impressive victories I've ever seen just got the duke over #1 Hardcore! That was incredible…look on the floor! Jaguar is out here! Jaguar is out here with a sledgehammer…Richman look out…OH!!!! He just nailed Rich Richman in the back with that sledgehammer and now Jaguar locks him in the camel clutch!!! He's trying to snap his back in half!

DD: Well look at the Revolution now! They said they would ruin the Dynasty, but it looks like they're the ones being ruined now!

VJ: Look on the stage now! The Elites just ran down to the ring…Siege with a big chairshot to the back of Jaguar and Demp KO's him with a flowing DDT!!! Demp is out here to get his revenge on Jag for the attack in the X-Treme Title match. Demp has that chair again…BOOM!!! He hit Jaguar right in the head with it! And again! And again! Shot to the throat! Demp is putting it to Jaguar right now…he just said he was gonna take his mask off! This crowd wants to see him do it! I can't believe this! All of these months we've been wondering what Jaguar looks like under that mask and now we're finally gonna get to see it. Demp is untying the mask!!!

DD: Somebody arrest him!!! Send him to jail, this is a crime in Mexico!

VJ: This ain't Mexico! This is Canada! And in Canada Demp is ripping the mask off of Jaguar! We're gonna finally see what he really look like…

VJ: Where did he go?!

DD: It doesn't matter where he went! How dare that fiend Demp come out here and try to steal the man's mask! That was out of line!

Commish: Hey,all of you,how you doing? I would just like to inform you of somethings first on my list is Fines! oh boy this should be so exiting! ha,my first fine goes to Seige for badtalking the Commishiner you will be fined for three weeks pay cheacks! The next fine is Rodney Demp,he is being fined for turning down mandintory matches he will be fined for a mounths pay!and if he does it agin he will be suspended and again he will be fired on the spot.How does that sound? and what will really get you mad is that money,.....it goes into my big fat paycheack and ad's some more zeros to it!c-ya losers!oh what the hell Seige just cause I dont like you you are fined an extra mounths pay,yes! you will be chareged a mounth's pay! and thats final!

VJ: That no good bastard!

DD: Hey, he's the Commish, he can make any ruling he wants to and I couldn't agree with him more! Those guys not only deserve to be fined, they should be fired for what they did to Jaguar a second ago!

VJ: The Elites look mad and now they're headed to the backstage area! I think they're on their way to get a piece of Commish Firestorm!

DD: Well then they'll really go to jail! Somebody call the Mounties!

VJ: The Elites have chairs now and they're headed back to the Commish office…damn it it's Ice Cube! Ice Cube just blasted Siege in the head with a cinder block! Demp goes for a clothesline that misses…Ice Breaker by Ice Cube catches him right on the jaw! Demp is down! Siege is down! I can't believe what is going down tonight! We'll be right back after this commercial break!

DD: What an idiot that Avenger is! You do know that you have a match going on, you Freak!!

VJ: Be nice! Midget Clown is getting pummeled inside the ring by Blaque and Blue! Blue is in there and he's stomping a mudhole in Midget Clown! He Irish whips him to the ropes…Clown comes out with a chop block to the knee of Blue that sends him down! Midget Clown dropkicks him to the back of the head and takes down the 360 pound Blue! In comes Blaque now and Clown trips him and he falls on top of his partner. Clown runs to the ropes and springboards…picture perfect huracanrana!!!! He hooks the leg in Blue…1…2…Blaque breaks up the pin. Blaque with a big forearm blow to the back of the head of Clown! Midget Clown is in trouble!

DD: Why is that idiot still out there eating ice cream?!

VJ: Steve is trying to get Avenger to leave the ice cream alone and help his partner…bless Avenger's heart. Blaque has Midget Clown trapped in the corner and presses his boot right up against his throat! Clown is bleeding from the mouth! That's not good at all! Blaque picks Clown up out of the buckle…he hooks the arms and nails him with a Ghetto Drop!!! This match is over…1…2…no!!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: The Black Avenger just pulled Blaque out of the ring and slammed his head into the guardrail! Irish whip by the Black Avenger sends Blaque hard into the ringpost! There's a big boot and Blaque is knocked right into the Spanish announcer's table where Avenger is beating the life out of him! He is trying to take Blaque apart on the arena floor!

DD: This Black on Blaque crime is getting ridiculous! Kick him in the nuts, Blaque!

VJ: Will you stop it! Back in the ring Blue has climbed to the top rope…Clown shakes the ropes and Blue goes down hard! Midget Clown jumps on his neck and he's biting his ear!!!! Clown has gone absolutely insane Dave!

DD: They damn Freaks were already insane! Get some help out here!

VJ: The referee is trying to pull Clown off of Blue in the ring. Out here on the floor Avenger just knocked Blaque right into Dave's lap!

DD: Don’t you mess with me! I'm from Delaware!

VJ: Avenger just snatched Delaware Dave's mic and he's choking Blaque with it! Blaque is being choked out by Avenger right in front of us. Avenger puts the mic on now!

Avenger: AVENGER SMASH!!!!!

VJ: Thank you for those words Avenger! OH NO!!!! Blaque with that stiff chairshot right to the head of Avenger! He may have knocked him out!

DD: Damn fool! Get him off my shoe before he gets straight up molly whopped!

VJ: I knew it was only a matter of time before we heard that line on an NFWA show. Midget Clown is looking to tag Avenger but he's not in the corner! He's down on the floor! Blue is back to his feet now and Midget Clown goes for a low blow but he can't reach it! Sweet Mother of Mercy! Clown with a kick to the ankle…he runs to the ropes…wait a minute! Some masked guy just ran out with a lead pipe and bashed Clown in the back of the head! Midget Clown may be out cold! Blaque is back in the ring and Blue picks Clown up…Problem Solver!!!! A page out of the book of ECW's Simon and Swinger! The Freaks have been robbed!!! Blue with the cover…1…2…Steve pulled the ref out of the ring!!!! Jiggly Steve pulled the ref out of the ring and the masked man is back in there and he's stomping on Midget Clown!!! Steve in the ring and he's brawling with the masked man! Black Avenger is back up and he's headed into the ring with a chair!!

DD: No contest?! That sucks!!!!

VJ: Yes it does but we've got total chaos in the ring between the Freaks and Blaque and Blue of Camp No Limit!

DD: Look who is comin down To The Ring

VJ: The Revolution all four of Them ! This does not look good for Blaque and Blue

DD: Here Comes Krazed and Tina From Behind Bam !! The Kendo Stick right off of Richman's Head he is out !

VJ: Tina just killed him with that Stick

DD: Viper and Kaos in The Ring Blue just wipped Viper, Kaos Just Got hit by That Masked Man what The Problem Solver , Holy Shit The Crowd is going crazy. I have Never Seen a Team so powerful in My Life

DD: Me Neither , Look Bruiser just stooped in The Middle of The Ramp Look That Masked Man is walkin him back . He is Crying HA

VJ: I have Never Seen such a Baby , Krazed takes That Kendo Stick and Whips it over Bruiser's head . Jesus Christ !! The Masked Man grabs a Table , Blaque and Blue are getting another Table , Holy Sh*t Krazed is getting a Ladder !

DD: The Avenger is back up but he just gets knocked down , Just Stay Down They are To Strong ! Bruiser is lying on The Table

VJ: The Masked Man is climbing The Ladder and He jumps off it and hits Bruiser through the Table

( The Masked man takes his mask off )

VJ: Is That Master P

DD: The Real No Limit Solidar

Krazed: We got The Real No Limit Camp and We have a New Title that No One Could hould but me Krazed the No Limit Champion , Hit our Music

Blaque: One Minute , Freaks we did Cheat you so at The PPV a Triple Threat TLC Match Camp No Limit vs Revolution vs The Freaks Now hit our music

VJ: The Dynasty is out here now, and we all know the bad blood between Prez Panther and Krazed! The Cell is lowering, Master P is here, the Dynasty is on their way down to the ring! Damn it biz is picking up so don't you dare go away!

DD: Can’t you say hello to our executives! I swear you Canadians act like you were brought up in a barn!

VJ: That's it!

Prez: Was that really necessary Vince?

VJ: Yes it was. They're fighting back to the locker room area! Kaos and Kurt Angle are leaving!

Sniper: Correction, Angle is destroying Kaos back in the locker room. He's giving him a Dynasty style ass kicking!

Prez: Damn right. Chyna, be a doll and get me some popcorn.

VJ: Well in the ring Downcast is taking advantage of the beating that both the Dynasty and Camp No Limit has given to Bruiser and now he has that kendo stick again!!! He bashes him in the head with it again! Bruiser is being taken apart tonight! Chyna is walking over to the cage…what is that? She just slipped a bull rope into the ring to Downcast! That 2 bit slut!

Prez: (slaps Johnson in the back of the head) Show some respect for the lady!

VJ: Oh I'm sorry! Downcast is wrapping that rope around the neck of Bruiser and he's trying to strangle him to death! This is ridiculous! Downcast is dragging Bruiser out of the Cell by his neck! He's gonna kill him!

Sniper: Hopefully!

VJ: You 2 are no good, sorry excuses for human beings! Chyna too! Downcast is climbing the Cell now and he's dragging Bruiser behind him! He's hanging Rick Bruiser!!! Damn it stop the match!!! Downcast is on top of the Cell and he's holding that rope! Bruiser's face is turning blue…Downcast drops him throught the Swiss Announce table!!!! Bruiser may be dead!!!!

Sniper: Yo Panther, how many announce tables to we have?

Prez: We've got more announce tables in the back than the number of hairs on Vince Johnson's wife's back!

Sniper: (laughing) Damn! That's a lot of tables.

VJ: OK wise guys.

VJ: Ticking Time Bomb on Angle! Angle is out and Kaos is on his way back to the ringside area…who's that?! We've got those guys who attacked the Revolution earlier on!!!! Who in the hell are they!

Sniper: I've never seen those people before in my life! Stop accusing me you flaming faggot!

VJ: I didn't accuse you! What do you know?! Whoever these people are they've just done a number on Kaos in the parking lot! Back out here in the ring Downcast just threw Bruiser back into the Cell. Downcast just pulled something out of his tights…oh no! He's got a padlock and a chain and he's locking the Cell door! Downcast is gonna brutalize Bruiser now! He's got that Kendo stick again…what is he gonna do? He pick Bruiser up…OH!!! Total Dispear using the Kendo stick! Downcast has put Bruiser Down…it's Rich Richman!!!! Richman just cut a hole in the ring and Downcast hasn't seen him! Viper is in there too!

Prez: What the hell is this crap?!

VJ: It's called payback! Richman picks up that Kendo stick and he just broke it over Downcast's head! Viper and Richman are putting the boots to Downcast!

Prez: What is that referee doing in there?! Get some help!

VJ: Downcast locked himself in the cage and now it's coming back to haunt him.

Sniper: Panther, where's the remote control to the Cell?

Prez: I thought you had it! Chyna, do you have it…she doesn't have it! Where's the damn…

VJ: Look up on the stage!!! Tina has the remote control to the Cell! Panther, Sniper and Chyna just got up and they’re going after Tina!!!! Viper and Richman just pulled a table out from underneath the ring and they're setting it up!!! Bruiser picks Downcast up…he's gonna get payback on Downcast now…he grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him through the table!!! Bruiser with a cover…1…2…3!!!

VJ: Rick Bruiser has just pinned Downcast!!! The Dynasty has gotten the control to the Cage back and it's starting to raise and the Revolution escape through the crowd!!! The Revolution has just gone 1 up on the Dynasty, and they are one step closer to making their mission come true! They are 1 step closer to putting an end to the mighty Dynasty! Folks what a night it has been! Prez Panther and the Dynasty is livid, Downcast is out cold, Angle is nowhere to be found…thank you for joining us on FNS! We'll see you next week!!!