7/6/01-Live from the Rockford, IL in the Metro Center
(The NFWA logo appears on the screen then fades into darkness. A highlight video plays on the screen, 1st showing J-Dogg's "surprise" announcements on last week's FNS where we announces himself as the Co-CEO of the GNL and of Big Foot's appointment by the FCC to keep law and order in the NFWA. It also shows Big Foot restarting the match and Killa hitting Rage with a steel chair as Johnny Havok becomes the new NFWA Champion. It then cuts to In High Gear where we see J-Dogg assaulted by Dynasty members in the parking lot, Mr. Scarface being attacked by Rage and later in the night hitting "That's Amore" on Johnny Havok to become the new NFWA Champion. It also shows footage of Scarface getting the title belt melted down at a jewlers. The opening video/theme song for FNS plays and the camera opens up to the sold out crowd in Rockford cheering and holding up signs as pyro rockets shoot up from the ringposts and explode in the into the rafters. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd picking up signs such as "Johnny Havok sucks", "Puppy Power", "We love you Stacey", "Rockford is Diamond Country" and "We want Lightning". The camera cuts to the commentary table where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave are seated)
VJ: It's been an unbelievable week here in the NFWA!!!!!! Vince Johnson here alongside Delaware Dave, and the World Championship has changed hands not just once, but twice!
DD: Yeah, I can't believe it! Last week those 2 jackasses Killa and Big Foot robbed Rage of the World Championship! That had to be the biggest disgrace in the history of sports entertainment. But then to top it off, Scarface showed the whole world just how much of a fluke Champion that idiot Johnny Havok was cuz he beat his ass right in the middle of the ring on Gear! I love it!
VJ: Yeah, but a lot of the talk surrounding Havok hasn't been his actual title win, but what he did to the World Title belt after he won it! That was disgusting!
DD: Hey, it's his now! He can do whatever the hell he wants to do with it!
VJ: Yeah, well tonight he's gonna lose it, because he defends that very title against Lightning and Killa, 2 of the greatest Champions in NFWA history, and none other than the former Champion himself, Rage! It's gonna be an exciting 2 hours here tonight in Rockford, let's…
(The lights go out, and the blue flights flicker on and off, then "Caged Animal" by StainD plays through the arena. Big Foot walks out in jean shorts, an unbuttoned haiwaiian shirt, and sunglasses. He raises his arm in the air as the crowd stand on their feet. He walks to the ring and grabs the mic. The crowd chants "Big Foot, Big Foot" in the background. Big Foot raises a hand to quiet the crowd down and begins to speak)
Big Foot: Ok Rockford. Now last week, thanks to a court settlement by the FCC and the PTC, I have been put in charge of making sure things run smoothly around here, and like I said before, it's great to be back in the NFWA! (Crowd pops in the background) And like I said last week, now that I have the power around here, now that I'm calling the shots, things around the NFWA are gonna change for the better, and the Dynasty…(crowd boos) well I'm gonna make sure that their lives become a living hell! But you know what, I'm not out here to talk about the Dynasty right now! I'm not out here to talk about our new World Champion Scarface! See, I was watching NFWA TV this week, and I saw something that made me absolutely sick! I'm talking about our new Champion having the nerve to take the NFWA World Title Belt, the belt I worked so hard for…the belt that I bled for, he took that damn belt and actually had the nerve to get it melted down into jewlery! (The fans boo loudly) Yeah. I'm back in the NFWA to make sure we have some law and order and all, but this goes beyond that! This right here is personal! Scarface…
(Suddenly the lights fad and an ominous blue light engulfs the NFWA arena,as a thick smoke obstructs the view of the fans there's a chorus of boos as the new NFWA World Champ Scarface Al Capone makes his way down the rampway with Eminem's Quitter rumbling from the arena speakers....As he arrives in the ring he walks up to Big Foot and cracks a smile. A roar of boos comes up from the crowd, the music dies down and Scarface takes the mic. The crowd begins to chant "F*ck You" in the background)
Scarface: Aight…let me get this straight. You got a problem wit me cuz I took that fake ass belt y'all had and actually made something good out of it? Is that what you're tellin me?
Big Foot: …
Scarface: Nah, shut up! See I don't care if the government or whoever says that you're in charge around here, because this belt right here says otherwise! It says that Cosa Nostra is the ones that are running this sh*t, and we do whatever the f*ck we wanna do! If we wanna melt down every damn belt this f*ckin fed we're gonna do it, and there ain't a damn thing that you or anyone of these in-bred fans can do about it!!!! But Big Foot, you think I'm supposed to be scared cuz you say that this is personal? You think that just because you got your ass kicked out here for and bled out here that I'm supposed to give a sh*t about you? Well you thought wr--
Big Foot: Hey! I dunno who you think you are, but let me tell you who I am! I'm a former NFWA Tag Team Champion, a former Toughman Champion, a former TV Champion, a former World Champion, and one of the baddest men this game has ever seen! You need to think twice before you run your big mouth to me, cuz if you're not careful you just may be pulling this big foot out of your punk ass! (Crowd pops in the background)
DD: Who in the hell does he think he is, Vince?
VJ: Big Foot…he just told the Champion…
DD: He cannot talk to a World Champion like that! That's our World Champ, damn it!
Scarface: (Laughs) Ok tough guy. You wanna try me, go ahead. We can do this sh*t right now.
VJ: I cannot believe this!
DD: See what this idiot J-Dogg caused! Now we're stuck with a no good troublemaker for a…whatever the hell Big Foot is! That's all he's good for.
VJ: Big Foot and Scarface…they're actually gonna go at it right here! Tonight on FNS! We've got officials out here…they're trying to calm both Big Foot and the Champion down…
DD: No, no, no! He wanted to run his mouth, well Scarface is gonna make him eat his words!
VJ: These fans here in Rockford wanna see this! I wanna see it! Big Foot and Scarface…
DD: It's Rage!
VJ: What?!?!?! OH!!!!!! RAGE FROM BEHIND JUST NAILED SCARFACE IN THE BACK WITH A LEAD PIPE!!! Just like on Gear! Rage is…oh God! Rage is all over Scarface…here comes Tone Capone and Kid Money…it's Downcast and Tempo! Downcast and Tempo are going at it on the stage with Cosa Nostra! This is turning into an all out brawl ladies and gentlemen! Look back in the ring! Rage is beating the hell out of Scarface with that pipe! Big Foot is trying to get Rage out of there…OH! He took a swing at Big Foot!
DD: Go ahead, Rage! Knock his damn head off!
VJ: Big Foot may have his problems with Scarface, but make no mistake about it, he hates the Dynasty! And what the hell is Rage doing?!
DD: Total Annihilation!
VJ: Rage is going for Total Annihilation on Scarface! If this happens later on tonight we could have a…wait a minute!
DD: IT'S KILLA!
VJ: Killa just hit the ring…OH!!!! Steel chair right to the back of the head of Rage!!!! Rage has been laid out by Killa!!!! Just like last week, and here comes the Dynasty! Tempo and Downcast on their way to the ring, Killa just escaped through the crowd! Rage is down! Scarface is down! Ladies and gentlemen…oh my God what's gonna happen later on tonight when the World Title is on the line?! 4 way dance…
(The camera cuts out to the parking lot where we see black and silver stretch limo pulling into the arena. The door opens up and Chyna gets out followed by Panther. Panther looks very angry)
DD: Hey! Look who's here!
VJ: It's Panther! The CEO has arrived! We haven't seen or heard from Panther since last week. Folks, don't go away. We'll be back with more FNS after this commercial break!!!
****Commercial****
(The scene opens backstage outside of Panther's office where we see Rage, Blade, Downcast and Tempo of the Dynasty. Rage looks dazed after the chairshot from Killa)
Rage: What the hell was that?
Downcast: It was Killa! He came out thr…
Rage: Where the hell were you guys?! Why the hell didn’t you help me?! Killa comes out and attacks me from behind and you guys just let him get away with it?! What the…
(At this moment, Panther and Chyna walk into the picture. They walk over to the office and prepare to go inside)
Rage: Panther! Did you see what that jackass Killa did to me out there?! Are you gonna let him get away with that crap!?
Panther: (Slowly turns to the Dynasty) Killa? You think I give a damn about Killa? I don't give a rat's ass about Killa! But can I ask you guys something? Rage…Blade…Downcast…(smiles) did you guys do anything…special last weekend?
Downcast: Huh?
Panther: Seriously! I wanna know how your weekend was last week. Did you enjoy yourselves? Huh?
Blade: What the hell are you talking about?
Panther: I mean the GNL. Tell me…did you enjoy sitting back in that nice office that I paid for…drinking Kool Aid with Firestorm and J-Dogg of all people?
Downcast: Oh…(laughs) uh…Panther…it's not what you think! See, we were just…we were just trying to be friendly with him! I mean personally I can't stand…
Panther: Stop the bullsh*t! Listen, as far as I'm concerned, the 3 of you can go find Firestorm, find J-Dogg and you can drink all the damn Kool Aid you want. I don't give a sh*t! But I tell ya what, next time you see J-Dogg and Firestorm, you tell them to enjoy those GNL shows while they can…(snickers) cuz they won't have many. C'mon Chyna!
(Panther opens the door to his office and he and Chyna go inside. The camera cuts out to ringside for our 1st match)
NFWA Tag Team Titles: TnT (Champions) Vs The ElementZ (Ice Cube and Firestorm)
("What Kammy wants, Kammy gets" blasts over the PA system. The crowd gives cheers as Kammy and Nightmare walk out onto the stage in street clothes. They drape the NFWA Tag Belts over their shoulders as they walk down the entrance ramp. Nightmare climbs onto the ring apron, helps Kammy into the ring and climbs in after her. As the crowd cheers, Kammy motions for them to quiet down as Nightmare grabs a mic. The music dies down, Nightmare hands the mic to Kammy and she begins to speak)
Kammy: Sorry but we need a break from the NFWA. (Crowd boos) I'm really sorry. We'll be back in like a week or two. So we have to forfeit the Tag Titles.
(Crowd boos loudly in the background)
VJ: Kammy…apparently for personal reasons must leave the NFWA briefly.
DD: Good for her. I never liked the bitch in the 1st place!
VJ: Stop it!
DD: I speak the truth!
Kammy: Since the Light Heavyweight title and I'm in the second round because I'm great, I want Diamond to take my place. Just pretend she won that match. For everyone, good luck and I'll be back soon. Thank you and goodbye. Also if anyone has a problem with Kammy and Nightmare, TnT will deal with you because you know the motto what Kammy wants, Kammy gets!
(Suddenly "Caged Animal" by StainD blasts over the PA system and the crowd cheers as Big Foot walks out onto the stage with a mic)
DD: Oh no! What now?
VJ: It's Big Foot! Big Foot is on his way out here once again tonight, and he's got a mic.
Big Foot: Now…uh, Kammy. First off, as a representative of the NFWA, I just wanna let you know how sad I really am to see you go, and I think I speak for everyone in the NFWA locker room when I say that you'll be missed!
DD: Well…
VJ: Shut up! Just shut up!
Big Foot: Now, before you go, and before you forfeit the Tag Team Titles…I just wanna let you know that you are contractually obligated to wrestle here tonight, and how fair would it be to disappoint all of these fans here tonight by cheating them out of a title match? So Kammy, Nightmare, and the people of Rockford…the Tag Team Title match is on!!!!
(The crowd cheers loudly in the background. Kammy and Nightmare look pissed in the ring as "F*ck The World" by Insane Clown Posse hits the PA and pyros shoot from the ring and fireworks cross paths..Suddenly smoke pours from the arena entrance as Ice Cube and Firestorm walk out onto the stage and head down the entrance ramp)
DD: Now wait a minute, Vince! I don't agree with this at all! This is no fair!
VJ: Big Foot says the Title match is on, and TnT don't like this one bit! Here we go!!!!
(Firestorm and Ice Cube hit the ring and immediately go after TnT as the ref calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
DD: Damn it, I don't like Kammy but this is flagrant highway robbery!!!! Flangrant…AWW! Damn!
VJ: Ice Cube just popped Kammy right in the mouth with a hard right hand! Firestorm is all over Nightmare in the corner! Irish whip by Ice Cube sends Kammy into the ropes…WHOA! Kammy held on…she just bailed out! And up on the stage we see Big Foot looking on!
DD: Yeah! Look at him! 2 legged flea farm!
VJ: Will you stop?!
DD: No!
VJ: Firestorm with an Irish whip…OH!!! Nightmare's back just exploded off the turnbuckles! Firestorm is measuring for something now…OH MY!!! HUGE AVALANCHE IN THE CORNER!!! Firestorm just squashed Nightmare, and he crumbles to the mat! And look at Ice Cube, Dave! Look…
DD: No fair! Move Nightmare, Move!
VJ: FLYING ELBOW DROP!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE HEART!! Ice Cube hooks the leg…1…2…Kammy pulls him out of the ring! We almost had new Champs, and Ice Cube popped Kammy right in the mouth once again! He just knocked the daylights out of her, and look back in the ring! Firestorm has Nightmare by the hair…he may be looking to end it right here…and we've got some company out here! The Natural Disasters and Colby have come out to ringside! What the hell is the meaning of this?!
DD: I dunno.
VJ: Back in the ring, Firestorm catches a right hand to the midsection by Nightmare…OH!!! He just clobbered him with a huge forearm, and I think Ice Cube is gonna try to put Kammy through our table! C'mon…this is going too far! Leave her alone Cube…Ice Cube has just tossed Kammy on top of our table! Damn it, you saw what happened to her on Gear…
DD: LOOK VINCE!!!!
VJ: What the hell…Iceberg just yanked Firestorm out to the floor…MELTDOWN!!!!! GLACIER JUST NAILED FIRESTORM WITH THE MELTDOWN!!!!! Firestorm has just been KO'd!!!
DD: HAHAHA!
VJ: Why the hell did they attack Firestorm, and they're triple teaming him on the outside! Firestorm is getting the hell beat out of him on the floor…here comes Big Foot down to the ring. Big Foot is trying to get the Disasters out of here…here comes Ice Cube now! Ice Cube coming to the aid of his brother on the outside…and he gets hammered from behind by Nightmare! Nightmare is all over Ice Cube…all hell has broken loose in this one!
DD: Yeah! And I love it! This is proof positive that that skankhole Big Foot is without a shadow of a doubt THE dumbest son of a bitch to walk the face of this earth!
VJ: Nightmare and Ice Cube back into the ring…Kammy is in there too and TnT now has the upper hand on Ice Cube…and back on the floor we've got a half dozen officials trying to pull the Disasters off of Firestorm! Get em outta here, damn it! Nightmare has Ice Cube by the hair now…wait. He's holding him for Kammy…Nightmare…OH NO!!!! ICE CUBE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY!!!! ICE CUBE MOVED OUT OF THE WAY AND NIGHTMARE CAUGHT A LOW BLOW FROM KAMMY…ICE BREAKER ON KAMMY!!!! ICE BREAKER ON KAMMY!! We're gonna have new Tag Champions!!!!
DD: No!!! Kammy get your ass up!!!!
VJ: Ice Cube with the cover on Kammy…the referee is on the outside with Firestorm and the Disasters! The match should be over right here! C'mon damn it!
DD: Aww! What a shame! HAHA!
VJ: Nightmare from behind…OH!!!! He just bashed Ice Cube right in the back of the head with 1 of the Tag Belts! Nightmare pulls Kammy on top…
DD: This is gonna be it!
VJ: Referee Jonathan back into the ring…1…2…ICE CUBE KICKED OUT!!!!! How in the hell…
DD: C'mon! Put him away you idiots!
VJ: Kammy is out like a light! Nightmare can't belive…what in the hell is that idiot Colby doing?!
DD: You're the fine one to be calling somebody an idiot, Canadia boy!
VJ: These officials are trying to get Colby off of the apron! He's trying to get into the ring! What has gotten into the Disasters?!
DD: Crack.
VJ: Well…besides that! Nightmare has Ice Cube…wait a minute! Glacier is in the ring…HE JUST BLASTED NIGHTMARE RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH COLBY'S CANE!!!! The ref never saw it!!! Nightmare is down…the Natural Disasters may have just cost TnT the match and the Tag Belts! And now they're leaving ringside! I don't know what to say about that! Firestorm is crawling back into the ring! Firestorm and Ice Cube both crawling towards the body of Nightmare…they both make a cover…Jimmy Jonathan with the count…1…2…3!!!! We've got new champions!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners, and NEW NFWA Tag Team Champions: The ElementZ!!!!
DD: That was the WORST match I've ever seen!!!
VJ: Firestorm and Ice Cube have done it! They have come into the Metrocenter tonight and won the NFWA World Tag Team Championships! What about it, Dave?! What about it?!
DD: I cannot believe that that savage…that heathen Big Foot would actually condone this sneak attack on Kammy and Nightmare! They were trying to leave with their heads held up high…and now they're leaving with their heads shoved up there…
VJ: Hey, hey! Quit it!
(The Camera cuts back to Panther's office where he and Chyna are watching the show on a monitor. Suddenly Panther knocks the monitor to the floor, breaking it. Chyna looks concerned)
Chyna: Panther…calm down…
Panther: Calm down?! I got that piece of sh*t Big Foot running around here acting like he owns the place, I suspend Firestorm's ass and he and Ice Cube have the Tag Belts, to top it off they stole the GNL from me! Stole the damn thing right out from under my nose, and you want me to calm down?!
Chyna: Panther, you've been like this for the last week! Is it really that bad having Firestorm and J-Dogg in charge of the GNL?
Panther: Hell yeah it is!
Chyna: (Sighs) Look, there's some Kool Aid mix in my bag over there. How about me and you just sit back here, watch the rest of the show and just…relax?
Panther: Well…what kinda Kool Aid?
Chyna: (Smiles) The purple kind.
Panther: (Trying not to smile) Aight.
Chyna: Ok good. Could you hand me my bag?
(Panther picks the bag up off the floor and is about to hand it to Chyna when a black t-shirt falls out. Panther picks up the shirt and looks at it. It's a GNL t-shirt. He then gives Chyna and evil look)
Chyna: What's wrong?
Panther: (holding up the shirt) What the hell is this?
Chyna: It's a shirt, Panther.
Panther: Chyna…can you please tell me why the hell you're walking around here with a GNL shirt?
Chyna: Well…I'm the head ref down there…
Panther: What the hell do you mean you're the head ref?!
Chyna: Well…
Panther: I can't believe you! After all the sh*t we've been through together over the past 2 years you do this to me?!
Chyna: Do what to you?! What are you talking ab…
Panther: You go behind my back and work for those jackasses in the GNL?!
Chyna: Panther, you were the one who gave me the damn job!
Panther: DON'T BLAME THIS ON ME!!!! Lemme tell you something Miss GNL Head Referee, if you would rather be with that little jackass J-Dogg, and that bitch Firestorm you go ahead, but I will not associate with a damn traitor!!! (gets up and walks towards the door)
Chyna: Panther, will you wait a min…
(Panther storms out of the room and slams the door. The camera cuts to another part to the backstage area where we see Diamond and Stephanie McMahon Helmsley walking towards the ring)
VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, I think our CEO may have gone over the edge, but up next! The Women's Title is on the line! Diamond goes 1 on 1 with Leena of the Dynasty! Stay with us!!!!
****Commercial****
(the scene opens backstage where we see Kevin Taylor standing outside of Killa's locker room)
KT: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Friday Night Slam. Later on, as you all know, Mr. Scarface will do battle with Rage, Lightning and Killa for the NFWA World Championship, but that's not the major story. As of right now, there is a lot of controversy surrounding Killa. There are all sorts of rumors going around the locker room that Killa has struck some sort of deal with Cosa Nostra to keep the World Title on Scarface here tonight! I have no clue whether this is true or not, I'm trying my best to get a word with Killa before the match, but for right now remember that this is just a rumor. Back to you, Vince!
Women's Title: Leena (Champion) Vs Diamond
(The arena lights dim and…BOOOM!!! "One Step Closer" starts up over the PA system and the crowd boos as Jevona walks out onto the stage with the Women's Champion Leena. They walk down the entrance ramp to the ring. Leena climbs to the top rope and raises her Women's Title belt into the air as the crowd gives her a mixture of cheers and boos. She hops down, hands the belt over to referee Stephanie Jenkins and her music dies down as "Black Diamond" blasts over the PA system. The Rockford crowd comes to its feet as Diamond and Stephanie McMahon Helmsley appear in the entrance. They soak up the cheers from the crowd before walking down the ramp to the ring. Diamond hops upon the ring apron, steps through the ropes and raises her arms into the air as the crowd pops. The lights return to normal and the music dies down as the ref calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Wow!! Did you hear that crowd response for the hometown heroine Diamond?!
DD: You said Diamond's on heroine?!
VJ: No you idiot! Diamond won the opportunity to face the Women's Champion last week on FNS…and there's the lockup!!! Diamond and Leena…AND LEENA IS NO MATCH FOR DIAMOND IN STRENGTH! She just got shoved right on her ass, Dave!
DD: Oh my gosh…maybe she needs me to massage it for her!
VJ: Maybe you need to calm down. Conspicuous by his absence is Diamond's boyfriend Johnny Gunn, who's not here after the heinous attack by the Dynasty this past Tuesday Night, and after the way Panther has been acting tonight that's a damn good thing. Leena is asking for a test of strength from Diamond! Is she nuts?
DD: Nuts?! Leena is the Queen of Extreme, the toughest woman you'll ever meet! She could destroy Diamond with both hands tied behind her back!
VJ: Oh…you're so lucky Diamond didn't here that! Leena is asking for a test of strength and Diamond is gonna oblige her…hey wait just a minute! Jevona is on the ring apron…what in the hell--OH! Leena with a right hand to the jaw of Diamond! Jevona got the attention of Diamond just long enough to give Leena the advantage! Irish whip by Leena sends Diamond into the ropes…she misses with a clothesline…AND DIAMOND RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HER!!!
DD: She knocked her head off, Vince!
VJ: Leena back to her feet…whoa!!!! Diamond with a military press! Leena fixing to go for the ride…aww hell!
DD: HAHA! Dynasty power, baby!
VJ: That damn Jevona just tripped up Diamond and she goes down! Leena lands right on top of her…1…2…kickout by Diamond! That's the 2nd time that Jevona has interfered to give Leena the advantage!
DD: Well why shouldn't she? I mean…Diamond's a big hairy cheater!
VJ: You're low on material this week, aren't you?!
DD: Well…yeah!
VJ: (Laughs) Ok. Leena with a hard kick to the face of Diamond! There's another! The challenger is in trouble! Leena has Diamond by the hair…Leena Cutter…NO! Diamond shoves her into the ropes…Leena misses with a clothesline…Diamond misses with one of her own…Leena off the other side and--OH!!!!!! BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP!!! LEENA LANDED RIGHT ON TOP OF JEVONA ON THE FLOOR!!!!
DD: Oh my God!!!!
VJ: Jevona…she just got the hell knocked out of her, and Diamond, at least for the time being has regained control of this match!
DD: Oh no…look at Jevona! She's been violated, Vince! VIOLATED!!!!!
VJ: Leena is checking on Jevona on the outside…she landed right on her head! And watch Stephanie! Stephanie McMahon just grabbed Leena, and she tosses her back into the ring!
DD: How dare you!!!!
VJ: Leena has just been tossed back in to Diamond! Diamond blasts her with a boot to the midsection…PILEDRIVER BY DIAMOND!!!! Damn it, she killed her! There's a cover…1…2…3!!!!! No! Leena barely got the shoulder up at the last second!!! I thought she had her! What's Diamond doing now…HARD shot to the midsection of Leena! There's another! Irish whip sends Leena hard into the buckle…here it comes Dave!
DD: Oh no!!
VJ: DIAMOND ELBOW!!!!! Right into the chest of Leena! This may be the end of the Women's Champion! I can feel it! Diamond is gonna do it once again! She has the champ by the hair! The roof is about to blow off this damn arena, folks! Diamond is setting up for the Diamond Drop…
DD: Somebody's gotta do something about this!
VJ: Diamond climbs the turnbuckle! Here we go ladies and gentlemen! Diamond Dr--HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!! Jevona just grabbed the ankle of Diamond and she crashes hard to the canvas!!! Diamond is hurt ladies and gentlemen!
DD: Leena! This is your chance! Get back to your feet and beat the hell outta that little hussy!
VJ: Diamond may have bloodied her nose on that fall, and look at Jevona on the floor! She's so proud of herself--WHOA!!!!! Stephanie just speared Jevona! Stephanie is all over her!! Jevona and Stephanie! Jevona and Stephanie are going at it…
DD: CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!!!!!
VJ: Stephanie has just torn into Jevona on the outside! Referee Stephanie Jenkins is out there now…she's trying to separate the 2…look at the look in Stephanie's eyes! She wants to destroy Trish…OH! And she just shoved Steph Jenkins right on her ass…DAMN IT NO!!!!! Jevona just blasted Stephanie McMahon right in the damn head with her boot! Stephanie McMahon is down!!! And look at Jevona! Jevona is beating the hell out of Stephanie…
(The crowd pops as 3 women climb over the barricade and walk up behind Jevona)
DD: (Panting) Vince…Vince look! Look!!!
VJ: 3 fans just hopped out of the crowd…hey wait a minute! Those are Diamond's sisters! That's Jewel, Ruby and…the other chick who's name escapes me right now!!!! Jevona doesn't see them!!!!!
DD: Look out Jevona…
VJ: OH MY GOD!!!!!!! Now she sees them!
DD:
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHT!!!VJ: Catfight my ass, these 3 women are annihilating Jevona on the outside!! Jevona is getting her ass kicked out of her here tonight in Rockford!
DD: Oh yeah! STRIP HER!!! STRIP HER!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
VJ: Jevona is being stripped on the outside…my goodness! Referee Stephanie Jenkins is still on the floor trying to get some control of this…back in the ring, Diamond is back to her feet. She has Leena by the hair---OH DAMN!!! POWDER IN THE EYES!!! Leena just threw powder right into the face of the challenger…LEENA CUTTER!!!!
DD: It's over!!!! It's all over Vince! Who's the champ?! Who's the champ?! Who's the champ?!
VJ: Leena with the cover on Diamond…referee Jenkins back into the ring for the count…1…2…SHE KICKED OUT!!!
DD: SLUT!!!!!
VJ: Shut up! Diamond somehow kicked out of that pin, and Leena can't believe it! What does she have to do to defeat Diamond?
DD: Bust a cap in her ass!
VJ: Well…that's a little extreme…
DD: So what?! She's the Queen of Extreme! And she's gonna prove it right here! Look at this!
VJ: Leena just set Jevona on the top rope…she may be going for a superplex or something! I think if she hits this there'll be no way for Diamond to kick out…OH MY!!!!
DD: Oh no! Leena!!!
VJ: Diamond with a hard kick right to the throat of Leena! Diamond has Leena by the hair…oh my…THE DIAMOND DROP!!!! THE DIAMOND DROP!!!!
DD: Get up, Leena!
VJ: Diamond hooks the leg…1…2…3!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and new NFWA Women's Champion: Diamond!!!!
DD: AWWWWWWW BULL PUCKY!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Diamond has done it! She has done it once again!
DD: She had the tights! I saw it!
VJ: She did not, and here comes Ruby, Jewel and…well let's just call her Betty Sue for the time being! But Diamond's sisters are all headed into the ring to celebrate with their sister, and what about it, Dave?!
DD: What about it?! What about Leena?! She might as well be driving a damn stagecoach cuz she just got robbed!!!
(The camera cuts back to the locker room where we Firestorm and Ice Cube back in the locker room celebrating their tag title win. Suddenly the door opens and Sniper walks into the room)
Ice Cube: Hey…
Firestorm: What the hell…
Sniper: Calm down! Calm down!
Firestorm: What do you want?
Sniper: I don't want trouble. Firestorm…Ice Cube…I know you guys have your differences with Panther and the Dynasty but…
Firestorm: But what?
Sniper: Firestorm, I still consider you to be a good friend of mine. And that's the only reason I'm telling you this right now. You had better sit down.
(Firestorm takes a seat on a bench and Sniper begins to tell him something. The screen fades to black as we go to a commercial)
****Commercial****
(The scene opens back in the interview area where Diamond, Stephanie McMahon, Ruby, Jewel and…Other are standing with Rosie Sanchez. Diamond has the Women's Title belt draped over her shoulder)
RS: First off, Diamond, I have to say congratulations on your title victory here tonight. It had to be great to regain the Women's Title in your hometown of Rockford.
Diamond: Yeah Rosie, it was. I just wanna thank my sisters…(points to Other) and whoever the hell you are for being here for me, I wanna thank all my fans and friends and family who came out to support me, and tonight, I proved once and for all that Diamond is the toughest woman you will ever meet!
RS: Ok. But what about the Light Heavyweight Title Tournament. Unfortunately, Kammy had to leave the NFWA and earlier tonight she gave her spot in the tournament to you. How do you feel being back…
(Suddenly Panther walks into the picture. He puts his arm around Rosie and snatches the mic)
Panther: Hold up! Wait a minute! I don't mean to interrupt, but I just couldn't help but to notice your little interview session over here. Now Rosie baby, I gotta tell ya, I saw the 1st GNL broadcast, I saw you doing commentary for the 1st GNL show and you did a helluva job, ma!
RS: (Blushing) You really think so?
Panther: Rosie, would I ever lie to you? I mean…you were great, you were wonderful! You're beautiful, you're smart, you're pretty…hell, you're also fired!!!
RS: What?
Panther: that's right! You're ass is fired from the NFWA! Get your sh*t and get the hell out!!!!
(Rosie looks stunned as the crowd boos loudly in the background. She begins to cry, angrily pulls away from Panther and runs off crying. Diamond and CO. begin to walk away)
Panther: Wait, Diamond baby, I'm not done with you yet!
Diamond: (Stops) What do you want?
Panther: About your spot in the Light Heavyweight Tourney…I don't think you deserve it!
Ruby: It doesn't matter what you think!
Panther: Shut up!
Diamond: Hey! Don't tell my sister to shut up!
Panther: You shut up too! See, run your mouth about being the Queen of Extreme and the toughest woman and all of that bull, why don't you prove to me right here tonight just how tough you really are?
Diamond: What do you mean?
Panther: (Snickers) I mean, tonight you were pretty good against Leena…let's see how good you are against the I-C Champion Downcast! (Crowd boos in the background) Now if you can beat Downcast, you'll get Kammy's spot in the tourney. If not…(smirks)
Diamond: What?
Panther: If not…well you can join that slut Rosie and your little boyfriend J-Dogg in the GNL, cuz your ass will be fired too! Good luck!
(Panther tosses the mic to Diamond as he walks off. The camera cuts to the hallway outside of Ice Cube's locker room. The door flies open and we see Firestorm and Ice Cube storm out of the room with lead pipes. Sniper walks out after them and has a smile on his face)
Sniper: Glad I could help!
VJ: Glad he could help what?! What the hell is going on back there?!
Blaze vs. Demon Knight
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here's your winner Blaze.
(Out of nowhere comes Tone Capone.He has a chair wiht him.Oh he just smacked Blaze wiht it.He keeps hitting him wiht it and KNocks him out. Thunder, Arson and Tristrum of the New Era run out with chairs and he then runs back to the locker room area.)
VJ: My God! Did you see that?! Did you see that Dave?! What is the meaning of this?!
(The camera cuts back to the locker room where we see Shark walking out to the ring. Suddenly Nightmare Jimmy Rogers runs up to him and stops him. They appear to be arguing. After a moment, Shark throws up his hands and walks back towards his locker room as Rogers continues to ringside)
VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, it was scheduled to be Shark going 1 on 1 with Blade in a steel cage match, but instead it will be Blade doing battle with Nightmare Jimmy Rogers! Ladies and gentlemen, don't go away! We'll be back after this commercial break!
****Commercial****
(The scene opens backstage in the Dynasty locker room where we see Sniper having a conversation and the rest of the Dynasty (with the exception of Panther, Chyna and Blade). Suddenly the door opens and Kevin Taylor walks into the room)
KT: Uh…excuse me guys. May I have a word with you?
Tempo: Make it quick, man! I got a good hand…I mean my hand sucks asshole, man!
KT: Uh…riiiiiight. First of all, Sniper, we saw you meet with Firestorm and Ice Cube earlier on tonight…what the hell was that all about?
Sniper: (Draws a card from the deck) Now listen…Firestorm and I haven't always seen eye to eye, but one thing I hate to see is when a man diliberately tries to assassinate another human being.
KT: Huh? What do you mean?
Sniper: Oh…see, people like Ice Cube and Johnny Gunn would just love to put the blame on the Dynasty and the rest of the NFWA for Firestorm being poisoned, but it just wasn't us! We in the Dynasty are not bloodthirsty people. The LAST thing we would do is to try to kill another human being! We feel that human life is the most precious thing in the world…ain't that right, Rage?!
Rage: Huh?! Oh Yeah! Killing is wrong!
Sniper: Damn right it is! And instead of running to some over priced lawyers, we went to somebody that can actually get to the bottom of this conspiracy! Who in their right mind would poison Firestorm, knowing that if he was poisoned that he would be forced to leave his job as the Prez of the NFWA? And guess what Kevin, the police may be a bunch of fat, lazy, donut gobbling pigs, but even pigs are born with brains, and we found out just who the person was who tried to poison Firestorm!
KT: You did?! Well can you tell us who it was?!
Sniper: What?! HELL NO! GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER, DAMN IT!!!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!
(Sniper picks up a lamp and tosses it at Taylor's head. Taylor runs out of the room as the Dynasty continues their card game)
Tempo: (Slams a card down on the table) HA!!! UNO MOTHERF*CKERS!!!!!!
Downcast: Uno?!
Rage: Dude, this is poker!
Tempo: Wha…poker…HAHAHA! Yeah I knew that! I was just testing you…whew! Poker!
Steel Cage Match: Nightmare Jimmy Rogers Vs Blade
(The lights dim in the arena and a flashing red spotlight covers the crowd. It focuses on the stage, a single red pyro blast goes off on stage and "Last Resort" by Papa Roach blasts over the PA system as Blade walks down the ramp to ringside. He climbs up the ring stairs as the referee opens the cage door. Blade steps inside the cage and begins talking with the referee. The music dies down, the lights in the arena go out and strobes fill the arena. "Crazy Train" by Ozzy comes over the PA and the crowd erupts. An explosion goes off on stage and smoke pours out from the locker room as the real Nightmare Jimmy Rogers steps out onto the stage and stares into the crowd the fans cheer. As he begins to walk down the ramp, the camera cuts back to the locker room where we see Shark looking on with "Polish Power" Ivan Putski. When the camera cuts back to ringside, Nightmare is half way down the ramp and is about to enter the ring)
VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, this match was originally scheduled to be Shark Vs Blade, but for Blade's own saftey…and I use that term lightly, for his own safety, Nightmare has taken Shark's place!
DD: For Blade's own safety?! Vince "If I Only Had A Brain" Johnson! Well let the Wizard of Dave enlighten you on something, Shark didn't get out of this match for Blade's own safety, but he did it cuz he's scared to death of the Dynasty! You know it, I know it, Baltimore Bob knows it and most importantly Blade knows it! Just watch! He's gonna get the beating of a--TINA!!!!!
VJ: Tina just attacked Nightmare from behind!!!! Oh…what a mistake by Tina!
DD: Run Tina! Run!!!
VJ: Nightmare has Tina by the hair! That long…flowing…pink hair!
DD: Unhand her you fiend…YEAH BLADE!!!! Get him!!!
VJ: Blade has just come out of the cage and now he's all over Nightmare out on the arena floor! He's hammering away with hard right hands to the face…AND NIGHTMARE RESPONDS!!!!
DD: What the hell?!
VJ: There's another one! Nightmare is opening up on Blade! And now he's got Tina again!
DD: Run, Tina!!!!
VJ: Blade from behind just clipped the knee of Nightmare! And look at Tina! She just crawled underneath the ring! Tina has just made an escape! Blade has Nightmare by the hair…Nightmare just rammed facefirst into the steel cage!!! Go ahead, Dave! I know you wanna say it.
DD: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!! HAHAHA!
VJ: Idiot. Blade has Nightmare again…OH! This time he blocks it, and Blade tastes the steel! Blade just tasted the steel…and again! And again! And again! Nightmare…oh! Blade just blasted Nightmare right in the kidney with a right hand...and Nightmare goes hard into the steel stairs! Can you feel the electricity in this one, Dave?!
DD: Yeah! And if Nightmare thinks he's just gonna come in here and walk all over Blade, he's fixing to get shocked! What the hell is Blade doing?!
VJ: He's climbing up the cage! Blade is climbing the 15 ft high steel cage, and Nightmare is headed up after him! Nightmare and Blade are both climbing the cage…
DD: Where the hell are they going?!
VJ: It looks like Blade is climbing into the ring…he is. Blade is climbing inside the steel cage…oh! But Nightmare just caught him by a handful of hair!!!!
DD: No, no no! Look out Blade!
VJ: Blade's escape is gonna be halted right here! Nightmare has Blade by the hair and he's pulling him back up towards the top of the cage!
DD: I don't like this, Vince!
VJ: Nightmare with a hard shot to the back of Blade! And another one! OH! Blade retaliates with a low blow to Nightmare! That dirty rotten son of a bitch! And what the hell is he doing now?! Blade just hooked Nightmare…
DD: Yeah!
VJ: It looks like Blade is gonna bring Nightmare into the ring the hard way!!! Look out…OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! SUPERPLEX FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: My God! What a way to start this match! Dave, did you see their bodies recoil off the canvas?!
DD: I told ya, Vince! I told ya that Nightmare made the biggest mistake of his life by challenging Blade to this match!
(The cameras cut back to the locker room where we see Shark staring into his monitor as Ivan Putski tries to keep him calm)
VJ: There you see Shark watching on anxiously back in the locker room! I bet he's just itching to get his hands on Blade!
DD: No, he's just itching cuz the jackoff has a bad case of head lice!
VJ: Will you stop?! Back in the ring, Blade with a hard boot right to the face of Nightmare! There's another one! And another! Blade is putting the boots to Nightmare! He has him by the hair now…there's a boot to the midsection…WOOD CUTTER!!!! Blade just blasted Nightmare with the wood cutter! He makes the cover! 1st one of the match! 1…2…kickout!!!! How in the hell…
DD: I demand he take a drug test!
VJ: You're a fine one to complain about drug use!
DD: (Puffing on a blunt) I don’t know what you're talking bout! Call the match!
VJ: Blade has Nightmare once again…he's going for another…wait…OH NO!!!!! POWERBOMB INTO THE STEEL!!! Nightmare's brain just smacked across that steel mesh of the cage! Oh lord! Blade with another cover…1…2…he got the shoulder up!!!! How in the hell…Nightmare must be superhuman!
DD: That's ok! He's gonna be super dead in a minute!
VJ: Blade has Nightmare again…he catches a hard right hand to the stomach! There's another! Blade fires back with 3 huge forearms to the back of Nightmare! Blade has Nightmare by the hair…Irish whip…Nightmare reverses….WHOA!!!!! BLADE SENT HEADFIRST RIGHT INTO THE STEEL!!!!! Nightmare has Blade again…he whips him hard into the cage once again!
DD: Uh…he's cheating ref! DQ! DQ!
VJ: Nightmare has Blade again…ONE MORE TIME HARD INTO THE CAGE!!! Blade has been busted wide open and this crowd is solidly behind Nightmare! Can you feel the energy!
DD: Why don't you feel this…
VJ: (Ignoring Dave) Nightmare has Blade by the hair…LIGHTS OUT!!!!!!! LIGHT OUT ON BLADE!!!! This match is all over! Nightmare with the cover…1…2…
DD: Look! Look!
VJ: Oh my God, Tina! Tina just cut a hole in the mat and she pulled the referee in!! I can't believe she just, can you believe it Dave?! Nightmare can't believe it, and he's got a hold of Tina once again…
DD: Hey! She's got a saw and she's not afraid to use it!
VJ: Nightmare has Tina by the hair…and he just snatched the saw out of the hands of Tina!
DD: He wouldn't!
VJ: Oh yeah! Give her a taste of her own medicine!
DD: That's a woman for God's sake you no good demon!
VJ: Nightmare is gonna give Tina what she has coming…BLADE FROM BEHIND WITH A LOW BLOW!!!! Nightmare is down…and Blade has that saw!
DD: HAHA! We may be about to see the REAL sawblade!
VJ: Blade is stalking Nightmare with that saw…oh he wouldn't! Don't you dare, Blade! Blade is gonna cut Nightmare with that saw…
DD: Hahaha--HEY!!! IT'S THAT DAMN SHARK!!!
VJ: What?! Shark is on his way out to the ring with a steel chair! Shark…Shark bursts right through the cage door…
DD: Look out Blade!!!!
VJ: OH MY GOD WHAT A CHAIRSHOT FROM SHARK!!!!! HE JUST OBLITERATED BLADE…AND NOW LOOK AT THIS!!!! SHARK WEARING OUT BLADE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!! MUCH LIKE BLADE DID TO HIM LAST WEEK…TINA FROM BEHIND JUST ATTACKED SHARK!
DD: Look out Tina! He'll eat you!
VJ: He'll do what?! SHARK BITE!!! SHARK BITE ON TINA!!!! Tina just went down like a sack of potatoes. Nightmare has Blade now…LIGHTS OUT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!!!!! Blade is down, this crowd is going absolutely crazy!
DD: This is disgusting! Where's the Dynasty?! Where's that flea bitten idiot Big Foot now?!
VJ: Blade is fixing to get exactly what he deserves! And now Shark has that saw! Shark…ok Shark! Don't do it! Don't do it, Shark!
DD: Blade, get up! Blade…
VJ: Shark is gonna cut Blade in half! Blade hasn't moved since the Lights Out! Nightmare is trying to get Shark to stop…Shark is possessed!
DD: Can somebody…HAHA! Look! It's Sniper!
VJ: Sniper?! Shark just locked eyes with the new Prez of the NFWA…
DD: Be careful Sniper! He might run up there and turn you into shishkabob! Hey…look at that!
VJ: Tina…thank God Tina was just able to drag Blade out of the cage, and Blade and Tina are headed for higher ground. Blade is bleeding, he's been battered, and this crowd loves it!
DD: That's cuz they're all sick, demented bastards! They deserve to burn in HELL!
VJ: Shark has a mic!
SHARK: SNIPER!... is this what you want!
Do you need for me to take out each and every one that you can find to try and stop me!
(the crowd cheers)
Well... Blade couldn't do the job!!
Lightning couldn't do the job!!
Killa couldn't do the job!
..and for damn sure Sniper... you and that Kit Kat.. couldn't do the job!
( the crowd cheers)
So who ya' gonna send next?
There's no one that's dumb enough to come messing with the Shark!
Sniper... you see... you see what you did... was the most f#cking stupid.. thing that any body could ever do...
What you did was to anger the most fearsome creature to ever roam the earth... to invite a frenzy... into the homes of millions and millions NFWA fans!
( the crowd cheers. Nightmare throws down his chair and picks the mic back up)
Nightmare: I'M BACK!!...
( the crowd cheers)
.. and things are right back where it all started... with the Shark and Nightmare... once again side by side... takeing out all the f#cking trash!
( the crowd cheers)
You think you know hardcore... you don't know sh*t... cause baby... I'm the king of f#cking hardcore!
..and what you're gonna see is gonna be better than hardcore... cause it's gonna be heartless vengence... TD style!!
Sniper... this was your first victim... who's the next victim gonna be?
It dosen't matter... cause look at this man next to me... look at the man who you're paying very close attention to right now...
Sniper... these are the men who are gonna take your life.
There's nothing you can do to stop us... so send on the Dynasty... send on the Capones... send on you're slut whore wife and your girlfriend.
Sniper...you're times gonna come... and when it does, it's gonna be LIGHTS OUT! ... for good.
(Shark's theme song blasts over the PA system as the crowd cheers. On Stage we see Sniper waiting with Tina and Blade. He's got a big smile on his face)
VJ: What the hell is he smiling about?! What does Sniper know?!
****Commercial****
(The scene opens backstage in the locker room where we see Shark and Nightmare walking through the hallways. Suddenly the ElementZ, Firestorm and Ice Cube approach them)
Firestorm: Hey! Shark! I gotta talk to you for a second.
Shark: What?
Ice Cube: Hey, you know you and my brother have a lot in common, don't you?
Shark: We do?
Ice Cube: Yeah. See…you're both big! You're both great wrestlers…but I guess you're both real dumb too.
Firestorm: (Looks at Cube) Yeah…hey wait a minute! What do you mean…
Ice Cube: Shhh! Now Shark, you know what else you 2 have in common? Both of you were almost killed on NFWA TV.
Shark: Really?
Ice Cube: Yeah, really. Now, Shark, the Dynasty tried to kill you last year…right?
Shark; That's right. What's your point?
Ice Cube: Well…my brother was a part of the Dynasty around the time he got poisoned…right before you made your return! Coincidence right?
Shark: Look, if you don't have a point…
Ice Cube: Oh, I do! Tell me something, you would do anything to get back at the Dynasty for what they did to you last year, right?
Shark: Damn right I would. Anything else you wanna know?
Ice Cube: Um…no you've said enough…
(Ice Cube looks like he's about to walk away when suddenly he nails Shark in the face with a right hand. Firestorm hits Shark too and Nightmare jumps in it)
DD: What the…look at this, Vince?!
VJ: The ElementZ have just assaulted Shark backstage! We've got a brawl on our hands between the ElementZ and Total Devastation! Get some security back there, damn it!
(Security and Discipline Committee members rush into the room to separate the 4 men. In the background we see Sniper looking on with a sinister smile on his face)
VJ: Wait…Dave, you don't think that the ElementZ believe it was Shark who poisoned Firestorm, do you?
DD: Of course it was! I've said for years that the man was a petty thug! I say we give him the chair!
VJ: Shark wouldn't do that…would he?!
(The cameras cut back to ringside where we see the Natural Disasters standing in the ring. On the floor, Colby throws his python on the ring announcer and snatches a mic. He tosses it into the ring where Glacier catches it. He begins to speak)
Glacier: Now I know…(crowd boos) SHUT UP! I know that all of you fans out there are wondering why we did what we did earlier!
Fan in the front row: Not really!
(Colby picks up his python and tosses it on the fan, scaring him half to death.)
VJ: Sickening!
DD: Shut your damn mouth, skankhole!
Glacier: Now like I was saying, we did it for one reason, and that's to send a message out to the tag team champions! Firestorm, Ice Cube, don't worry about Shark, don't about the poison! What you need to worry about is making sure that our belts are shined up, because they will be coming right back home to the Natural Disasters!!!
(The crowd boos as Glacier passes the mic to Iceberg)
Iceberg: HAHA! WHO'S THE MAN?!?!?!?! Ice Cube! Firestorm, we took you both out tonight! The only reason that you're the champs right now, the only reason that you're still living and breathing is because we allowed it. But only for a little while! Boys, if you got the guts, you will put those tag titles on the line! Anytime, anyplace! Hell, how about right here, right now?!?!?!
(All of a sudden "I Got That Fire by Juvenile begins to play over the Public Announcement System and Krazed enters wearing his Supernova T-Shirt. He got a mic and he is going to talk about the ND's comments)
Krazed: Well you two think you deserve a Tag Title Shot. You guys really think you should get a Tag Title shot against The Elementz. Hey Natural Disasters, I know you guys want to be Tag Champs but should ag Champions act like this, Roll The Footage
(Camera cuts back to the parking lot where we see Krazed entering the building)
VJ: Well you say that Rage will be the next World Champion, but I'm sure this man has something to say about that! The odds are in his favor, and tonight Krazed will go one on one with Ice Cube for the World Heavyweight--IT'S THE DISASTERS!!!!
DD: HAHA! What the hell?!
VJ: The Natural Disasters out of nowhere! They just blasted Krazed!!! Iceberg BIG SPLASH TO THE RIBS OF KRAZED! Krazed is being decimated in the locker room wait!
DD: Hey is that Colby from the IWW?!
VJ: It is! Iceberg with another splash to the ribs of Krazed! Glacier has him by the hair now what the hell he's holding OH GOD! Colby he just bashed Krazed right in the head with that cane! Krazed has just been destroyed! My God! What else is gonna happen tonight on FNS?!
(The Footage stops and Krazed begins to talk on the mic)
Krazed: You 2 attacked me, The Supernova. You two cost me the World Title match that I had earlier on in the night. You two. Actually you three. So, now it's time for some PAYBACK. Yeah, Friday Night Slam it'll be me versus you three. Now, before I leave. I want to leave you three with a little dose of whatyour beating will feel like)
(Krazed runs down the ramp but The ND and he begins to brawl with Glacier)
VJ: Here we go!
DD: not again Vince!
VJ: Krazed and Glacier! Glacier goes down! Iceberg just nailed Krazed from behind…the Natural Disasters are now doing a number on Krazed in the ring…OH NO!!!! Krazed with a low blow on Iceberg!!!
DD: Cheater!
VJ: Iceberg just slumped to the canvas…SPEAR BY KRAZED!!!!! Glacier is down!!! Krazed and Glacier are going at it! It's crazy out here!
DD: What the hell are these people smoking tonight!
VJ: We've got more officials out here to try and break this one up! My God it's out of control here in Rockford!!!
(Camera cuts back to Panther's office where we see Chyna sitting down drinking a glass of Kool Aid. The door opens and Panther enters the room. He walks over to the sofa and sits next to Chyna)
Chyna: I thought you don't wanna associate with someone from the GNL?
Panther: Yeah…but you know I can't stay mad at you.
Chyna: (Smiles) Ok. (Brief silence) Look, if you really have a problem with me refereeing in the GNL, I'll quit.
Panther: Nah! Look, it doesn't matter if you're refereeing in the NFWA, GNL or WCW, I will always care about you.
Chyna: Really?
Panther: Yeah…you need a job now anyway.
Chyna: Hey!
Panther: I'm just playing. But look, speaking of refereeing…how about you get a little more practice here tonight?
****Commercial***
(The scene opens backstage outside of Killa's locker room where Kevin Taylor is knocking on the door. Suddenly Scarface walks up to the door with his new World Title Belt)
Scarface: Oh snap! I see you're busy…
KT: Wait, Scarface! There's a rumor going around that…
(Scarface ignores Taylor and keeps walking. The camera cuts out to ringside for the next match)
Diamond Vs Downcast
(The arena lights dim as "Who I Am" starts playing over the PA system. The crowd boos loudly, flashing white strobe lights flash over the arena and Panther walks out onto the stage accompanied by Chyna, who's wearing a referee's shirt. They walk down the entrance ramp to the ring, Panther helps Chyna up the ring stairs, Chyna steps into the ring and the crowd boos as she raises her arms into the air. Panther walks over to the commentary table where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave are seated)
VJ: Panther…what the hell is going on!
Panther: Hey, Chyna needs some practice on her refereeing skills, so I figured she might as well use this match right here. Ain't nothing wrong with that, is it?
DD: No Panther! See, he has to be the best boyfriend in the whole wide world! (Sighs) if only I had a boyfriend like Panther.
Panther and VJ: (Both sliding away from Dave)
DD: What?
("Black Diamond" blasts over the PA system. The Rockford crowd comes to its feet as Diamond and Stephanie McMahon Helmsley appear in the entrance. They soak up the cheers from the crowd before walking down the ramp to the ring. Diamond hops upon the ring apron, steps through the ropes and raises her arms into the air as the crowd pops. The lights return to normal and the music dies down. The lights go out in the arena. After a few moments…BOOOM!!! "One Step Closer" blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos wildly. Bright blue spotlights roam the arena as Downcast walks out to the ring with Leena and Jevona at his side. He's carrying the I-C Title over his shoulder and the TV Title around his waist. When he gets to ringside, he climbs into the ring, hands his belts over to Chyna and immediately attacks Diamond from behind)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: OH! Downcast going to work on Diamond…Panther, you must really like seeing Diamond get punished! Why the hell do you bother her so damn much?
Panther: I don't bother Diamond! Personally, I don't have a problem with Diamond! But see, the NFWA isn't a personal association! It's biz, and when you mess with me and my biz, when you bring in people like J-Dogg to screw with me and screw with the Dynasty and screw with the NFWA, you're gonna get hurt!
VJ: Downcast has just backed Diamond into the buckle…Downcast is stomping the hell out of her! And this crowd is all over the I-C Champion! Downcast has Diamond by the hair now…snap suplex in the center of the ring! Downcast with the cover…1…2…kickout by Diamond!
Panther: HA! I know you love that steady count by Chyna!
DD: I loved it!
Panther: I wasn't talking to you!
VJ: Diamond trying to fight to get back to her feet…she catches a boot right to the head by Downcast! There's another! Oh c'mon! Downcast using Diamond's own hair to choke her out!
DD: HAHA! That's great!
Panther: That's Dynasty!
VJ: Downcast with a hard kick to the back of the Queen of Extreme! And this just isn't fair! There's no way that Diamond can defeat the Downcast! He's a double champion for God's Sake!
Panther: See Vinnie, you know what you're problem is?! Well, you have a lotta problems, but you're nothing but a chauvinist pig! The reason I signed this match tonight was to give Diamond the opportunity to show the whole world that anything a man can do, a woman can do just as well!
VJ: Why don't I believe that?
Panther: If you like your job you're gonna believe what I tell you to believe!
VJ: Um…Diamond just whipped into the ropes…DOWNCAST WITH A HARD SPEAR! He just drilled a hole right through her! That's it right there…why isn't he going for the cover!
DD: See, Panther, you say that you wanted to give Diamond a chance to show herself, but I believe women belong in the kitchen! And so does Downcast, and that's what he's gonna prove right here! Look at this!
VJ: Downcast whips Diamond into the ropes again…ANOTHER SPEAR!!! Stephanie McMahon with a concerned look on her face! Diamond is in tremendous pain! And Downcast…just go for the cover!
DD: Don't tell him what to do!
VJ: This is just being vicious…hey! Diamond still has some fight left in her! She just caught Downcast right on the jaw with a right hand as she staggers back to the buckle…Downcast charges in--DIAMOND MOVED!
Panther: What!?
VJ: Diamond moved out of the way! Downcast went for another spear but he speared the post! Diamond has him by the hair now…Diamond has Downcast…DIAMOND DROP!!!! DIAMOND DROP ON DOWNCAST!!! OH MY WHAT A WIN THIS COULD BE!!! Diamond hooks the leg…1…2…3…3 damn it! 3!!!! Chyna wouldn't count the damn 3! What the hell is going on?!
Panther: Oh my God, she went blind!
VJ: Bullsh*t! Chyna just screwed Diamond out of this match! Stephanie is in the ring…Chyna catches her with a boot to the stomach…DDT!!! Chyna just blasted Stephanie with a…
DD: J-Dogg!
Panther: What the f*ck?!
VJ: J-Dogg from the crowd! J-Dogg has Chyna…DOGG'S BITE ON CHYNA!!!! THE DOGG'S BITE ON CHYNA!!!!
Panther: What the f*ck is this sh*t! That..(throws down his headset)
DD: Uh oh, Johnny! You did it now! You did it now!
VJ: Panther just hit the ring…PANTHER JUST SPEARED J-DOGG!!! PANTHER AND J-DOGG ARE GOING AT IT NOW!!! PANTHER AND JOHNNY GUNN!! 2/3rds of the former X-PAQ going at it in the ring, and Diamond is attacking Panther! Diamond just hopped on the back of the CEO!
DD: Somebody shoot that whore!
VJ: Diamond is all over Panther…oh wait! Downcast just pulled Diamond down…oh here we go! Total Dispear…
DD: Who the hell is that?!
VJ: That's…that's Johnny Deluxe! That's Johnny Deluxe!!! CHAIRSHOT TO DOWNCAST!!!! DOWNCAST JUST GOT LAID OUT BY DELUXE!!! J-Dogg just tossed that referee into the ring…Diamond with the cover…1…2…3!!!!!! Diamond just beat Downcast!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner: Diamond!!!!
VJ: Diamond has just earned a spot…
DD: That's Alan Cooper!
VJ: What?!
DD: That's a damn GNL referee! Alan Cooper just counted out Downcast! That no good damn ass faggot ass punk ass J-Dogg!!!!!
VJ: A GNL referee?!
DD: He is not an authorized NFWA official!
VJ: Well that doesn't matter! All that matters is that Diamond has just picked up the victory, J-Dogg and the GNL have just stuck it to Panther and the Dynasty, and ladies and gentlemen Diamond will go onto the next RD of the Light Heavyweight Title Tournament! What a night this has been!
(The camera cuts back to the locker room where we see Killa walking out of his dressing room with Brian Demp. The camera cuts to another part of the screen where we see Scarface walking out with the Title Belt over his shoulder, then to another part of the locker room where we see Rage walking out, then to another part of the locker room where we see Lightning carrying the Toughman Title belt)
VJ: Well folks, it's next! The NFWA World Title is on the line! Ladies and gentlemen, don't go away! The main event is next!
*****Commercial****
(The scene opens in the parking lot where we see Diamond's sisters waiting inside a running limo. Suddenly we see Diamond, Johnny Gunn and Stephanie McMahon come running into the picture. Panther, Chyna and Downcast are right behind them. They hop into the limo and pull off right before Panther and Chyna can get to them. Suddenly a hot pink Jeep Grand Cherokee pulls up beside Panther, Chyna and Downcast. Tina is in the driver's seat)
Tina: Hop in!
Downcast: You go ahead! I got business to take care of!
(Panther and Chyna hop into the back of the Jeep and they speed down the street after Diamond's limo)
VJ: My God, this may be the most chaotic night in NFWA history!
World Title 4 Way: Mr. Scarface (Champion) Vs Rage Vs Lightning Vs Killa
(The lights flicker blue and go out as the "Murda Murda Murda Kill Kill Kill Anthem" blasts over the PA system. The crowd cheers wildly as Killa walks out onto the stage with Brian Demp. They walk down the entrance ramp to the ring. When they get there, Killa climbs up the ring stairs, steps into the ring and waits with an intense look on his face. His music dies down, the lights return to normal and a lightning bolt strikes the stage. The crowd goes crazy as Lightning walks out onto the stage and down the entrance ramp. He climbs into the ring, walks to a turnbuckle and raises a double fist as the crowd pops. He hops down and goes face to face with Killa as his music dies down. The lights in the arena turn red and begin to flicker everywhere. Smoke pours down the ramp. Then "Reckless Abandon" by Blink-182 hits on the PA system. "ONE MAN RIOT" flashes on the PantherTron. Rage steps out with one arm raised. He walks down the entrance ramp to the ring. When he gets to ringside, he walks up the stairs, climbs into the ring and motions for the title belt as the crowd boos him. He fakes a swing at the ref, making him flinch as the music dies down and the lights return to normal. Suddenly the lights fad and an ominous blue light engulfs the NFWA arena,as a thick smoke obstructs the view of the fans there's a chorus of boos as the new NFWA World Champ Scarface Al Capone makes his way down the rampway with Eminem's Quitter rumbling from the arena speakers. He walks out onto the stage with his Title belt draped over his shoulder. Rage climbs upon the ring ropes and motions for Scarface to "bring it". Suddenly Killa hits him from behind with a double axehandle, knocking him over the top rope to the floor. Scarface goes after Rage on the floor and Lightning goes after Killa in the ring as the ref calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
VJ: Whoa! This one is starting out…
DD: Did you see that flagrant set up by Killa and Scarface!?
VJ: No! What are you talking about?!
DD: You heard the rumors! Killa and Scarface have made a secret deal to make sure that Scarface walks out with the belt! There's the proof right there!
VJ: that's no proof!
DD: It is in Delaware!
VJ: Well this ain't Delaware! Rage just sent crashing into the steel stairs by Scarface! Lightning with a Thez Press on Killa in the ring! This crowd is jacked!
DD: Well tell em to go jack off!!! Pissants!
VJ: You're something else! Really! Scarface with an Irish whip and Killa goes crashing hard into the steel guardrail! And when I said Killa I meant Rage hard into the guardrail! Rage is hurt…Scarface with that title belt right to the small of the back of Rage! And again! Rage is getting the hell…HEY! Rage just rammed Scarface hard into the ringpost! Rage opening up on the Champion on! Right hand! Right hand! And a 3rd! It's Tone! HE CATCHES A BELT SHOT RIGHT TO THE FACE BY RAGE!!!!! Rage may have just turned it up a notch here! Scarface back to his feet…RAGE JUST KNOCKED HIM RIGHT OVER THE GUARDRAIL RIGHT INTO THE CROWD!!!! Ladies and gentlemen, what an unbelievable night it has been!
DD; Yeah! If Killa is gonna help out Scarface, he'd better start right now cuz the Champ's in trouble!
VJ: Killa has his hands full with the former Champion Lightning! Lightning is stomping Killa down in the buckle! Referee Al Gore trying to get a separation between the 2…OH NO!!!
DD: HAHA! Loooooooooooow blow!!!! Go Killa, go!
VJ: Did you just root for killa?! Lightning just got a boot right to the groin from Killa! Killa back to his feet…hard right hand to the face of Lightning! There's another one! Irish whip….LIGHTNING HARD OFF THE BUCKLE! And again! Killa is whipping Lightning from pillar to post…he ducks the head and Lightning catches him with a boot to the head!
DD: Lightning Bolt…
VJ: NO!!!!! Killa counters…SPINEBUSTER!!!!! Damn what a move! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Lightning! We almost had a new Champion right there! And look in the crowd! Rage and Scarface are tearing into one another! Rage has Scarface by the hair…and he slams him hard into that barrier!!
DD: What the hell is going on?! They're spilling beer all over the former Champion Rage!
VJ: That's cuz they don't like the asshole!
DD: Sticks and stones may break his bones, but Dave's Tech 9 will kill ya! (Raises his gun into the air)
VJ: Hey! Calm down! Scarface slammed into the barrier once again! Rage is showboating again…Scarface just snatched that beer bottle from a fan…OH!!!!! HE JUST SHATTERED THAT BOTTLE RIGHT OVER THE HEAD OF RAGE!!!! Rage is down!! And he may be out! And look at Scarface! Scarface headed back to ringside! Back in the ring, Killa choking Lightning down with that heavy boot of his! Once again! Killa is trying to choke the life out of Lightning!
DD: Somebody help up Tone! Rage knocked the sh*t outta him!
VJ: Tone has been dazed since catching that shot to the face from Rage. Killa has Lightning up…he's going for what looks like a powerbomb…NO!!! Lightning counters with a low blow!
DD: Ahhhh! I don't care who wins this match! As long as it's not this goof Lightning…OH NO!
VJ: Clothesline! Lightning just ran right through Killa! Killa back to his feet…Lightning catches him with a boot to the midsection…RUNNING POWERBOMB!!! 1…2…Killa!!!! Barely got the shoulder up! Lightning has Killa again…he's setting him up on the top! We may be getting ready to see the Lightning Rod!
DD: Somebody's gotta do something about this! I'll be damned if I have to sit through another World Title reign from old Bolt Breath…
VJ: Scarface just climbed back over the guardrail…oh no! he's got a chair! Scarface just grabbed that chair and climbs into the ring…HARD SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF LIGHTNING!!! Lightning is hurt…and Killa has him! Killa has Lightning on the top…SUPERBOMB!!!!!! He just drilled Lightning with an incredible superbomb! Killa with the cover…1…2…Scarface breaks it up!!!
DD: uh oh!
VJ: Ah ha! How's that for your conspiracy, Dave?!
DD: Wait a minute…something ain't right here!
VJ: Scarface and Killa are going face to face now! I think they're about to come to blows!
DD: But what about the alliance!
VJ: Where was no alliance! Killa wants the World Title just as bad if not even more than Scarface! And he's about to prove it right here! Killa and Scarface about to…DAMN IT!!!! They're going to work on Lightning! Damn it!
DD: HAHAHA! Conspiracy lives baby!
VJ: Scarface and Killa with a double Irish whip sends Lightning into the ropes…Killa catches Lightning coming off…PROBLEM SOLVER!!!! KILLA AND SCARFACE WITH THE PROBLEM SOLVER ON LIGHTNING!! I think you're right Dave! I think the rumors are true! Killa is working with Scarface and Cosa Nostra!
DD: I told ya! There's the proof!
VJ: Killa and Scarface just went face to face…oh my God! They're shaking hands! Tell me Killa hasn't joined Cosa Nostra…OH MY GOD!!!!! KILLA WITH A CLOTHESLINE ON SCARFACE!!! KILLA HASN'T JOINED COSA NOSTRA!!!
DD: You idiot! You're gonna pay for that!
VJ: Killa is all over Scarface now! He's burying the boots hard to the midsection! Killa has Scarface by the hair…OH! Low blow by the Champion! Low blow! Scarface has regain control after a cheap shot, and Killa just tossed out to the arena floor! Scarface just grabbed Lightning now…he drags him out to the center of the ring…
DD: HA! Sharpshooter! He's going for the Sharpshooter!
VJ: You may be right! Scarface…can he turn him over?!?!?! HE CAN! He's got it locked on! The Sharpshooter has been locked on Lightning!
DD: Look! It's Rage!
VJ: Rage is back into the ring…SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY WHAT A CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF SCARFACE!!!
DD: He knocked his brains out!!!!!
VJ: Rage with the cover…1…2…Kilal yanks him out to the floor! Killa is firing off with right hands to the head of Rage! Irish whip by Killa..Rage counters…OH MY GOD!!!! SIDE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!! Both Rage and Killa's heads smashed hard off the steel barricade! They're both down, but I think Killa got the worse of it!
DD: Of course! Hey look!
VJ: Oh wait a damn minute! It's Downcast! This must be the biz he was talking about earlier on! Downcast is in the ring Lightning back to his feet…Downcast with a boot to the midsection…TOTAL DISPEAR ON LIGHTNING!!!! TOTAL DISPEAR!!!! What the hell?!?!?!
DD: It's over! Rage! Get your ass in the ring and cover him!
VJ: We've got Big Foot and some officials out here now trying to get Downcast away from the ring! Downcast…this is horrible! Don't have it end this way! Rage is climbing back into the ring!
DD: yes! C'mon Rage! You can do it! Do it for Panther! Do it for Sniper! Do it for the Dynasty! Dynasty Rulz!
VJ: Downcast is being removed from ringside, all Rage has to do is cover Lightning and he's the Champion again…IT'S KID MONEY! Kid Money from the crowd…MILLION DOLLAR DREAM ON RAGE!!!!!
DD: What in Sam Hill is this crap?!?!?!
VJ: Kid Money has locked Rage in the million dollar dream! Big Foot and the officials are busy with Downcast!
DD: Turn around you idiots!
VJ: Well I guess turnabout is fair play! Kid Money just broke the hold! He's got that chair…he rams it right into the throat of Rage! And Scarface is stiring! Scarface, just one cover and he'll retain the title! Scarface crawling over to the prone body of Rage! What a win this will be for the Champion! He makes the cover…1…2…KILLA MAKES THE SAVE!!!!!
(Pyro explodes on stage as "Hate Me Now" blasts over the PA system)
DD: Oh great! Now what?!
VJ: We've got …is that Johnny Havok?!
DD: C'mon! He has no business being here!
VJ: Johnny Havok is on his way out to the ring!
DD: Big Foot, do you job!
VJ: He just broke through the officials that were detaining Downcast! Havok looks possessed!
DD: Somebody stop that skankhole…OH NO!!!
VJ: He just leveled Killa with a big boot! And look at Havok! Havok is all over Scarface! He's all over the World Champion! Boot to the midsection…uh oh! Look out Dave!
DD: INCOMING!!!!!
VJ: HAVOK BOMB!!! HAVOK BOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE, RIGHT THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!! Our table has been torn all to hell, and the World Champion is down! Havok has a lead pipe now! Havok has a pipe! Rage is trying to get back to his feet…RAGE CATCHES A SHOT RIGHT TO THE FACE!!! Finally officials are able to subdue Havok! Rage and Scarface are both down! The Dynasty and Cosa Nostra have both been taken out of this match by the former Champion Johnny Havok!
DD: This is gay, Vince! Very gay!
VJ: Of course it is, Dave! Lightning and Killa are back to their feet…Lightning with a hard right hand to Killa…Killa responds…Lightning misses with a clothesline…Killa with a schoolboy!!!!!! Killa…1…2…3!!!!!!!! Killa!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and new NFWA World Heavyweight Champion: Killa!!!!!!!!
VJ: The Title has changed hands again!!!!! For the 3rd time in a week we have a new World Champion, and it's Killa!!!!! Killa has just done it for what I believe is the 3rd time in his NFWA career!!
DD: That damn Johnny Havok! Who the hell does he think he is?!
VJ: Folks, the Title has changed hands again, and this crowd loves it! For Dave, this is Vince Johnson saying so long from Rockford!!!!!
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