DD: See, I knew you were gonna come out here with your Canadian logic and try to make Panther look like a bad guy. Well let me set the record straight. Panther did not screw Lightning out of anything! Lightning's contract expired the day of the PPV, he didn't have a contract, he never tried to renew, he wasn't an active wrestler on the NFWA roster and everybody knows you can't win a title if you're not under contract to the fed. It's just the rules, Vince!

VJ: What?! How can you say that?! Last week Lightning hand delivered a signed contract to Panther! All Panther had to do was sign the damn thing and Lightning would still be in the fed today! Panther royally screwed Lightning!

DD: Minor details, Vince! Panther is a fair man, he played by the rules and we should all be happy cuz that jackass Lightning if finally gone, and we will never ever have to worry about him showing his ugly face on NFWA TV again! Good riddance!

VJ: Well with Lightning gone, we don't have a World Champion! But ladies and gentlemen, Panther will be here tonight, and Panther will fill us all in on the World Title situation. We've also got 2 huge matches. First, it's a steel cage match! Shark goes 1 on 1 with Krazed, the man who along with the Rock cost him his match with Sniper this past week at On Deadly Ground. And ladies and gentlemen, 1 on 1 action as the former World Champion and reigning Toughman Champion Killa does battle with the reigning I-C Champion Downcast! What a night this will be! Fans, let's take you down to ringside for our opening match!

DD: And we've got Stephanie Jenkins as the referee!

VJ: And Dave, try not to make any of your rude comments in this match.

DD: Rude comments?! Me?!

VJ: Yeah you!

DD: You're crazy!

VJ: There's the collar and elbow tie up…oh! Diamond…she hurt her arm there. That same arm that was injured in the Ultimate Destruction Championship at On Deadly Ground…and look at Alyssa go to work! Alyssa is hammering away with hard right hands to the arm of Diamond! Diamond is screaming in pain here! This may have been a big mistake by Diamond to put the title on the line here tonight.

DD: It was a big mistake for her to even step in a wrestling ring period! I mean seriously…the only reason she ever wins in the first place is because this lesbian Stephanie Jenkins has a crush on her!

VJ: Will you stop?!

DD: Will Stephanie stop looking at Diamond's ass like that?! That's what I wanna know!

VJ: You're a jackass! Deadly Candy winding up on the arm of Diamond…and she walked into a right hand from the Champion!!!!! Diamond just floored Alyssa with a hard right hand! Diamond…she's trying to shake off that arm of hers. Alyssa back up…and she's right back on the arm of Diamond…AND SHE CATCHES ANOTHER HARD RIGHT FROM THE CHAMP!!!!! Alyssa back up…and she gets nailed again! She's in some trouble here!

DD: C'mon, Alyssa! Show em why they call ya Deadly Candy!

VJ: Diamond with an Irish whip sends Sanders into the ropes…she misses with a clothesline…Sanders with an attempted cross body is caught in midair! Diamond…OH WILL YOU LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF DIAMOND!!!! She lifts Alyssa high into the air…GORILLA PRESS!!!! Diamond with the cover…1…2…thr…NO! Sanders got the shoulder up! Diamond back to her feet…oh man! She looks hot now! Diamond is telling Alyssa to bring it…and she catches her with an inverted atomic drop! And a clothesline floors her! Diamond has Alyssa by the hair…

DD: If she doesn't do something soon, Diamond's gonna win this thing!

VJ: Alyssa whipped hard into the buckle, and here it comes! Diamond Elbow!!!! Right into the…oh wait a minute!!!

DD: HAHA! What an idiot, Vince!

VJ: Diamond appeared to hurt her injured arm on the Diamond Elbow…ALYSSA WITH A BULLDOG!!!!!!! She just drove Diamond headfirst into the canvas! And look at this!!! CROSS ARMBREAKER!!!!! ALYSSA SANDERS WITH A CROSS ARMBREAKER ON THE INJURED ARM OF THE CHAMPION! DIAMOND IS SCREAMING IN PAIN!!!!

DD: HAHA! This is great, Vince!!! Can you imagine how great of a week this would be if Alyssa Sanders wins the belt here?! I mean, first that no good, jackass boyfriend of Diamond's, J-Dogg got his ass beat by Panther at the PPV, Lightning is gone, and then that skank Diamond finally loses the belt! Oh…I can taste this Vince! Go, Candy, go!!!

VJ: Deadly Candy has that hold locked on in the center of the ring!!! Diamond's arm is heavily padded after taking a fall in the UDC match…WAIT A MINUTE!!!! SHE TAPPED OUT!!! DIAMOND TAPPED OUT!!!!!

DD: YES!!!! Can you believe it Vince?!?! We have a new Women's Champion!!!!

VJ: Diamond unable to withstand the pain…but no excuses here! Deadly Candy with an impressive debut in the NFWA! She is the new Women's Champion!

DD: Damn right, and that skank Diamond can join her skank boyfriend in that skank pit of a rat's nest the GNL, cuz she's done!!!

VJ: Diamond…she never really recovered after hitting the Diamond Elbow with that injured arm. Congrats to Alyssa…and we've got EMT's out here for Diamond. Officials, Stephanie McMahon is in there…Diamond is hurt here, ladies and gentlemen. And Dave you have a smile on your face! How in the hell can you laugh about something like this?! What kind of a human being are you?!?!?!

DD: I'm a happy human being!!!!

DD: uh oh!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the Dynasty is here! What's gonna happen here tonight?! What ruling will Panther make regarding the World Championship?! Folks, don't go away, we'll be back with more FNS!

VJ: J-Dogg is waiting for Panther to get back to his feet! Tina's in there rooting on her new boss J-Dogg! This is it! This is the end of Panther right here…huh?! Tina just caught J-Dogg's hand…WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!! DDTINA ON J-DOGG!!!!! DDTINA ON J-DOGG!!!!! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE?!?!?!

DD: (Smiling) Hey…she just hit J-Dogg!

VJ: You're damn right she just hit J-Dogg! Tina joined the GNL Friday Night, she was the one responsible for sending Panther completely over the edge and now…Panther's smiling! Tina is smiling! We must have about 50 security guards trying to keep the GNL wrestlers out of the ring! And what the hell did Tina just hand Panther?!

DD: Are those…pliers?!

VJ: Tina just handed Panther some…oh good God don't! Panther has J-Dogg by the hair…what the hell…OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! PANTHER RIPPING THE STITCHES OUT OF J-DOGG'S FACE WITH THOSE PLIERS!!! PANTHER…SWEET JESUS…PANTHER IS RIPPING AND TEARING AT THE FLESH OF JOHNNY GUNN…RING THE BELL DAMN IT!!!! HE'S BLEEDING!!!

VJ: Tina has double crossed J-Dogg! Panther and Tina have just screwed the GNL over!!!!!

DD: yes it is! She's the toughest woman we'll ever meet, right? She's crying like the bitch that she is! If she can't take the heat, get her ass back to the kitchen where she belongs!

VJ: Well…I just hope Diamond's ok.

DD: Wait a minute, damn it!

VJ: That's J-Dogg's music! J-Dogg…is he here, Dave?!

DD: He can't be here! Not after the ass whooping Panther gave him at the PPV! As far as I'm concerned, he's dead, the GNL is dead and they can all burn in hell!

VJ: Well we've got J-Dogg's music playing over the PA system, we've got GNL logos in the crowd…what the hell is going on here?!

VJ: It's him! J-Dogg is here! J-Dogg is--OH!!!!

DD: HAHA! Look at that, Vince!

VJ: Damn it! It's Panther!!!! Panther…Panther out here mocking J-Dogg! Mocking the GNL! What a no good, lousy son of a bitch!!!!

DD: Hey, you're gonna talk yourself right out of a job if you're not careful!

VJ: Panther…and here comes the Chyna and that damn sister of hers Tina! Who joined the GNL last week…only to double cross them at the PPV!

DD: And look what Chyna's carrying!

VJ: Chyna's carrying the NFWA Title over her shoulder! It looks like we may get our ruling right here! It looks like it's about time to find out just who the World Champion is!

Panther: Miami, FL!!!!

Panther: You bought it! Each and every last one of you bought it! Hook…line…and sinker! Whoever said that "there's a sucker born every minute" wasn't lying. I mean damn…who in their right mind would think that Tina would actually turn her back on me and the Dynasty…for the GNL of all places! I mean that's just foolish! (Crowd boos) You people don't hafta like it, but the fact of the matter is that we played you, we played the GNL, we played J-Dogg and proved once and for all exactly why I am the CEO of the NFWA! Just why I am the brightest mind in the game! And most important of all, we proved exactly why the GNL is, was, and will forever be a 2^nd class, non-talent bush-league!!!!!

Tina: Ya know…you people…screw you! Ya know, everywhere I've gone this week…everybody I talk to, they ask me "Tina, why did you do what you did to J-Dogg? How could you do what you did to the GNL? How could you cost them their opportunity to be on cable TV for God's sake?!" And ya know what I say to all you people who wanna know why I did what I did? I wanna know why you people were so damn stupid to believe that I actually leave Panther to go to a place like that! I mean people…this is the NFWA for God's sake! The best damn fed in the biz! (loud pop from the crowd) I mean, we have some of the greatest talent in the wor…nah! Screw it! We have THE greatest talent in the world here! It's safe to say that the wrestling business begins and ends with the NFWA! And then take a look at the GNL! Look at em! From the bottom of the roster to the very top, you see nothing but has beens! You see nothing but people who weren't good enough to make the NFWA roster! You see nothing but…well…you see NOTHING! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! And you people wanna get mad at me…you look at me like I'm a bad girl all because I hit J-Dogg with the DDTina and cost the GNL stars their chance at superstardom! Cost them their chance to be on cable! Well first of all…(tosses her hair) what I did was stop the greatest injustice in the history of this biz from taking place. I mean, J-Dogg got every GNL bum he could scrap up to follow him down to Atlanta to help him out, cuz he knew he couldn't beat Panther on his own. All I did was help even out the odds! Made it a fair match between Panther and J-Dogg! (Crowd chants "Bullsh*t") No, really. I mean, we were outnumbered on top of that. It was about 20…30 or 40 GNL guys against Panther. If I hadn't done what I did to Johnny, we'd be stuck with another WCW…we'd be stuck with another half ass cable TV wrestling show, ratings would go down the tubes, wrestling would be sent back into the dark ages and then where would we be?! Face it, each and every last one of you morons should be on your hands and knees thanking me! (Crowd chants "Shut the f*ck up") You should be thanking me and thanking Panther for cutting off the GNL at the head! For stopping the GNL threat before it could ruin pro-wrestling as we know it. And to all of you GNL fans out there…I want you to break out the VCRs and tape every single episode of Nextasy that you can! Get any GNL tape that you can get your hands on, because On Deadly Ground was the death of the GNL! And all that's left for us to do is bury that piece of sh*t once and for all!!

Panther: (laughs) Damn T! The one time I give you a live mic I can't shut you the hell up! Now enough of the GNL for now, cuz as far as I'm concerned, that's old news! Now to what's on everybody's mind! The thing that everybody and their ma has been talking about all week long…and that is the NFWA World Heavyweight Title! (Crowd boos loudly) Yeah. As everybody knows, Lightning won the World Title at On Deadly Ground, but due to a contract dispute, Lightning was forced to give up the title and is unfortunately no longer a part of the NFWA.

VJ: Panther absolutely screwed Lightning out of the title!

DD: Hey…Vince I'm about to slap you to sleep! Show some respect for the CEO! He was just doing his job.

VJ: I'd like to see where in the NFWA rulebook it says that it's the CEO's job to screw people!

DD: Well go to page 103 and you'll find it, skankhole! Let the man speak.

Panther: Now everybody wants to know what I'm gonna do with the NFWA Title belt. Who in the NFWA truly deserves to call themselves the World Heavyweight Champion? Hmmm…well…I watched the tape of On Deadly Ground. I watched the UDC match from beginning to end, and ladies and gentlemen…

Downcast: (rubbing the World Belt) Panther…all I have to say is thank you! (Crowd boos) Yeah! Thank you very much for realizing just how great I truly am! For realizing…for realizing just how much I much I really deserve this belt. I mean, nobody worked harder than me for this. Not Lightning…not Killa…not even Rage! Nobody. And I am glad to stand here in the ring tonight as the UNDISPUTED World Heavyweight Champ! Miami…(crowd boos) finally you people have something to be proud of! Now you don't have to be so disappointed when the Heat get their asses beat in the NBA year after year. Now you don't have to be so embarrassed by your Dolphins…which is without a shadow of a doubt the worst team in the NFL. And ya know why?! Because you can say that here tonight, in Miami, FL you got to see Downcast, Mr. NFWA, reclaim what is rightfully his! What was stolen from him by the Professional about a year ago! Tonight, you got to see Downcast become for the 2^nd time…the NFWA World Heavyweight Champion! Panther…I love you man!

DD: Vince, Downcast does not kiss ass!

VJ: Tell these people that! Apparently Panther has handed the World Title to Downcast.

DD: Well he deserves it. The whole World has been talking about how Lightning cheated him out of the belt last week.

VJ: How…what are you talking about?!?! Lightning won the damn match fair and square!

DD: Oh come on! You know he cheated! He used a damn ladder for God's sake!

VJ: IT WAS A LADDER MATCH!

DD: You and your Canadian excuses.

Panther: Now Downcast…(the "You Kiss Ass" chants die down) I'm feeling the love. Really. Now do you deserve that belt…hell yeah you do. You're Dynasty for a reason. Did you work hard for that belt…hell yeah you did. But I got 3 things to tell you right now. #1…don't you EVER snatch a belt away from my girl again! #2…don't you EVER…ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER…interrupt me when I'm talking again! And # 3…as much as you do deserve the belt…you're not the Champion!

Downcast: WHAT?!?!?!

Panther: Ya heard me.

Downcast: Why not, damn it?! I mean…I'm Downcast! I'm Mr. NFWA! You mean to tell me that I'm not the Champion?! Well if I'm not who is?! Huh?! You giving the belt to Rage?! The One Man Riot?! Huh?! You giving it to him?! He doesn't deserve the title! I deserve the title!

Panther: Look…

Rage: I don't deserve the title?! I don't deserve…Downcast, I am the One Man Riot! I deserve this title, and I deserve it a helluva lot more than you do!

Downcast: no you don't!

Rage: Yes I do! At On Deadly Ground I took the TV Title! I took your TV title! That puts me a step higher than you, and that's why Panther's making the right choice by giving me the belt!

Downcast: Are you joking?! You beat me for the TV belt?! Boy, you stole the TV Title! That was my title, you climbed up the ladder when my back was turned and you stole it! And the only reason you're still the champ right now is because we're the Dynasty, and we're a family. But if you're gonna use that TV Title as an example, just who did I beat to become the I-C Champ a while back? Huh? That's right, I beat you?! I pinned you right in the center of the ring, and that means that I deserve the belt, and I think Panther is an idiot…(notices Panther looking at him) um…a very smart…smart man, but you still don't deserve it more than me!

Rage: Well…you did beat me for the I-C Belt…but we're not talking about that. We're talking about the World title! I worked harder for it, I deserve it more, Johnny Havok screwed me out of the damn thing and that's why Panther is giving it to me! Ain't that right, P-Diddy.

Panther: (Covers his face) Now you come…

DD: Oh, look at this idiot!

VJ: We've got Downcast out here claiming to be the Champion, Rage is out here claiming to be the Champion, and now Killa is out here. What decision is Panther gonna make?!

Killa: Look at you shiteaters! You make me sick. First Downcast come out here talking bout how he worked hard to win the title. I said before if I was running the fed you wouldn't even be allowed to look at the damn belt! And Rage, as hard as it is to believe, you're even more of a shiteater than Downcast is! But Panther, I expected you to come out here and hand the belt over to one of your boys in the Dynasty! I knew you were gonna pull this. Now you can hand the title over to whoever, but I will get that belt back, and both of your boys…they're gonna get murdered!

Panther: Now…before I finish my sentence if 1 more person comes out here and interrupts me tonight I'm firing somebody's ass! I mean that!

VJ: HAHA!

DD: Shut up! Faggot!

Panther: Now…Downcast, you deserve it, but you're not getting it. Rage, you were a former champion, and yeah the only reason you're not the champ today is because of that flea bitten bastard Big Foot…but you're still not getting the title! And Killa…don't even get me started on your punk ass! The Truth is, I was gonna make an announcement about the belt right here, right now…but since you all wanna be so impatient…since you all wanna come out here and run your damn mouths and not give me a chance to speak…you're all just gonna hafta wait! Until then…(snatches the belt from Rage) the belt is staying with me!!!

DD: Huh?! Who's getting the belt?!

VJ: I don't know what the hell Panther's gonna do! Panther isn't making the announcement right now! Who's it gonna be?! Who will be the Champion after tonight?! Will it be Killa?! Will it be Downcast?! Will it be Rage?!

DD: I think he should give it to me!

VJ: You…you're kidding, right?

DD: Hell no. After putting up with your ass for the last 15 months, I deserve it more than anybody!

VJ: Well there's another man who has made it very clear he wants another shot at the World Title! Up next, Johnny Havok goes 1 on 1 with JBD! Stay with us as FNS continues!

Tina: (Playing with Panther's hair) Um…so Panther…(giggles) just what are you planning to do with the World Title. I mean…you can tell me (Chyna slaps her hand) OW!!! Damn it!

Chyna: Tina, I told you before!

Panther: Aight! Cool out you 2!

Sniper: (Laughs) Seriously though, what you gonna do with the belt?

Panther: Snip…I would tell you, I really would. But I can't right now.

Sniper: Why not? I thought I was your boy.

Panther: We're still cool and all, but I can't tell you right now. You're gonna hafta find out just like everybody else.

Sniper: Well..aight. (Shakes Panther's hand) Aight P, I'll holla at you later. Me and Trish got some biz we gotta handle.

Panther: Oh really?!

Sniper: Not that kinda biz!

Panther: Ok kid. Don't do nothing I wouldn't do!

Tina: I bet Chyna knows what you're gonna do with the title.

Chyna: (Smiles) I wouldn't be his girl if I didn't, now would I?

Tina: (Shoves Panther) I can't believe you!!! Both of you…you make me sick!!!

DD: What the hell is he doing?!

VJ: Shark, he was cheated out of his match with Sniper by Krazed and the Rock of all people. He will get his chance for revenge against Krazed later on tonight in a steel cage match! What a war it's gonna be!

DD: Yeah, and who better to upset than Johnny "the Fluke" Havok! I hate this guy, Vince!

VJ: I'm sure he hates you too. JDB is all over Havok! Irish whip sends Havok into the ropes…Havok ducks the clothesline…DOESN'T DUCK THE ELBOW!!!! He got nailed with the reverse elbow by the Real Deal! JDB off the ropes…elbow drop! Right into the throat of Havok! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Havok! Both men back to their feet…JDB with an knee to the midsection catches him! And a hard right hand catches him on the jaw!

DD: Take a look at this, Johnson! This guy really is the Real Deal!

VJ: Havok whipped into the ropes…JDB misses with another clothesline…he tries for the reverse elbow but that misses too--UH OH!!

DD: Oh No! look out JDB!!!

VJ: JDB is caught…Havok has him set up…GUT WRENCH HAVOK BOMB!!!!!! Right in the center of the ring…1…2…OH!!!! Kickout!!! Havok just planted him right in the middle of the ring! He has JDB by the hair now…hard right hand catches him on the side of the head! And another one! Johnny Havok with an Irish whip sends JDB crashing into the buckle…and here he comes…OH!!! He damn near took his head off with a clothesline! And there's another…wait! JDB with a go behind…there's the roll up…1…2,,.POWERFUL KICKOUT BY HAVOK SENDS HIM INTO THE BUCK…

DD: Look at that, Vince! OHHHH!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS! MOONSAULT OUT OF NOWHERE!!! 1…2…HAVOK KICKS OUT AGAIN!!!! JDB is in control of this one…as Wilson looks on in approval on the arena floor. JDB has Havok now…and look at him go to work! Firing right hands right to the forehead and the temple of Havok! He has him by the hair now…another Irish whip sends Havok into the ropes…JDB WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!! Catches him right on the money!!! There's the cover…1…2…HAVOK KICKS OUT!! How in the hell did he do that?!

DD: I don't know, but I'm sure he cheated!

VJ: JDB has Johnny Havok now…Havok still has some fight left in him! A hard right hand tags the Real Deal on the jaw! And another one! He hits off the ro--OH!! Wilson tripped him up from the outside, damn it!

DD: huh?!

VJ: That damn Wilson! He tripped up Johnny Havok…and here's JDB from behind! Modified sunset flip!!! Havok trying to fight it…he's holding onto the ropes…OH MY!!!!

DD: Oh no! What the hell is he doing, Vince?!

VJ: Havok has JDB by the throat, and will you look at that strength! Havok is carrying the Real Deal across the ring, and he sets him on the top rope! What's he gonna do here?!

DD: Looks like a superplex…huh?!

VJ: What the…it's that damn Wilson again! Wilson just climbed upon the ring apron, and now he's got the attention of Johnny Havok and the official! Oh wait just a minute! JDB with a low blow on Havok! The referee didn't even see it! Damn it!

DD: Well look on the bright side, Vince! I don't think a move like that would hurt a guy like Havok!

VJ: What are you trying to say?! Oh what's this?! JDB has Havok on the top rope now…is he gonna powerbomb him?

DD: Oh! I heard about this move! It's great! He calls it "Living on Da Edge"! he told me in the back he was gonna hit this move and end Havok's pathetic career!

VJ: He may be going for just that! He's trying to lift Havok up…Johnny may be too heavy! He can't lift him!

DD: Wilson, get in there and help the Real Deal--NO!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!! Havok with a back body drop from the top rope!

DD: he almost drove him through the mat!!!!

VJ: JDB is hurt! And watch Havok now! Havok is…he's going for it! Yes…THE NEW HAVOK IMPULSE!!! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! There's the count…1…2…it's Wilson!!!

DD: FLUKE!!!! FLUKE!!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok picks up the win via DQ due to outside interference from Wilson!

DD: FLUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!

VJ: Wilson is hammering away on Havok with right hands…what's he thinking!

DD: I know what I'm thinking! Run Wilson! Oh no!

VJ: Havok has him! Havok has Wilson…and we're about to find out who the Real Deal is…oh damn it! It's TnT!!!!!

DD: HAHAHAHA!! I never thought I'd be so happy to see those jackoffs! Even that slut Kammy!

VJ: Yeah, she beat your ass at the PPV, but right now she, Nightmare and Path are all over Johnny Havok! They're all over him…is this payback from the PPV?! Path has Havok…ASYLUM BOMB!!!!! He just drilled Johnny Havok with the Asylum Bomb, and this crowd doesn't like it! And watch this Nightmare! What's he doing?!

DD: I'll tell ya what their doing?! They're ending Havok's career! For good!

VJ: Nightmare has Havok set up on the top rope…EXTREME DREAM!!!! EXTREME DREAM ON JOHNNY HAVOK!! HAVOK IS DOWN! And what is Path doing?! Path just helped JDB back to his feet…what the hell was that all about?!

DD: Johnson, why are you always reading into stuff. You can't read in the first place, so I don't even know why you always do this! Path and the gang are worthless jackoffs, but they're kind jackoffs! They came out here, they beat Havok's ass for the 2^nd time this week, and they were kind enough the help up JDB. They're nice guys! Kammy too!

VJ: First of all…did you call Kammy a guy?!

DD: Yes.

VJ: (Sighs) Well I don't know about all that, but something's not right about the way Path and JDB are looking at each other. What's going on their?!

VJ : OH MY GOD!

DD : BLACK BLOOD!

VJ : Black Blood... Reaver and Scarlet KV are beating Scarface's ribs & back with the Sledge Hammers! Kayos is pounding Tone Capone in the skull with a steel chair! The Mental Midget is trying to stab the Million Dollar Babe with a Butcher Knife!

DD : Those Heathens! Damn the Mental Midget! Damn GNL!

VJ : Black Blood isn't GNL! Wait! Security is breaking up the fight... But the damage has been done. Scarface is coughing up blood, Tone Capone looks hurt!

DD : Waita minute... Black Blood isn't GNL? Then what the hell are they!?

VJ : How should I know!? We'll be right back.

VJ: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen…just before the break we saw Cosa Nostra viciously assaulted by Scarlet KV's group Black Blood!

DD: Black Blood my ass! Those are GNL wrestlers! Mental Midget and Reaver! Hell, Reaver was the damn I-C Champion down there! He shouldn't even have been allowed in the building.

VJ: Well he was present at On Deadly Ground, but that's not the point. The point is that whether they're affiliated with the GNL or not, Black Blood has made and impact on the NFWA!!!

Trish: Panther!

Panther: (Startled) What the hell…Trish! Don't you know how to knock?!

Trish: Panther, promise me you won't get mad.

Panther: Well it's too late for that…ok! What’s wrong, Trish?

Trish: Well…I don't know if you know, but some GNL wrestlers got into the building.

Panther: Excuse me?!

Trish: Wait…they say they're not affiliated with the GNL…but security says that if they got in, their not sure if there are any other GNL guys in the building. They said they'd keep and eye out, but they'll let you know.

Panther: (Breathing heavily) The GNL is dead! I killed them at the PPV! I killed J-Dogg at the PPV! They shouldn't be here!

Trish: Panther…calm down!

Panther: C'mon Chyna!

VJ: Oh my! We apologize ladies and gentlemen!

DD: I don't! I like this guy!

T Money: Tonight I have a match against Tommy Wrecker in a regular match. See i'm above that shit. That's to soft for me but that's probably a dream come true for you Tommy. I do not want a damn regular match, I want you tonight in a street fight! That's right i'm challenging you to a street fight. I will understand if you are not man enough to accept my challenge because your scared i'll whip yo ass but even if you don't accept i'll crush ya ass anyway sucka. Now can you dig dat?

VJ: Is this guy crazy?! OH!!!!!!!! T MONEY JUST BLASTED TOMMY WRECKER IN THE HEAD WITH THAT TRASHCAN!!!

DD: Well…I guess this is a street fight after all, Vince!

VJ: Damn straight! And look at T Money! Hammering away with that can across the back and the back of the head of Tommy Wrecker! The self-proclaimed Extreme Machine ain't doing so hot right now!

DD: I don't know what to say! I like Wrecker, but this T Money guy reminds me of me back in the day when I ruled the streets of Delaware! This is gonna be great!

VJ: Dave, you've never even seen a street, much less ruled one!

DD: Well I know that crackhead momma of yours lives in one! Call the match before I beat your ass like I did that slut Kammy last week!

VJ: (Laughs) T Money just raised that can into the air…and look at Wrecker! Wrecker is hurt badly…and here comes Money…OH!!!! BAAAAACK BODY DROP!!!! T Money over to top rope and to the arena floor! T Money…he's hurt!

DD: Damn right he's hurt! He got launched into orbit he went so high! And watch Wrecker here!

VJ: Wrecker just grabbed one of those mailboxes!

DD: he's about to give him a C.O.D., Vince! Concussion on Delivery! HAHAHA!

VJ: Ok Joey Styles! DAMN!!!! What a shot to the head by Tommey Wrecker! And another one! And another one! Wrecker is opening up on T Money! He has him by the hair now…MONEY JUST SENT CRASHING INTO THE STEEL STAIRS!!! T Money is hurt badly, and now where's Wrecker going?! He's headed over here it looks like! He's coming for you Dave!

DD: He is not, you dumb ass son of a bitch! He's going for some STEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

VJ: Oh boy. He just tossed the timekeeper down and he's got a steel chair! Wrecker has a steel chair, and he's about ready to bash T Money's brains in!

DD: This is gonna be good! Look at Money!

VJ: Money's already out of it after the mailbox…what the HELL was a damn US Mailbox doing under the ring?

DD: Smurfs gotta use mail too!

VJ: Smurfs?

DD: That's right! Did I stutter?

VJ: OH! After that chairshot, T Money might be stuttering for a long time! Money just got his brains bashed in…and Wrecker tosses him back into the ring!

DD: He might be sorry he asked for this match, Vince!

VJ: You may be right. Wrecker is back in the ring after him…he just laid that chair on the face of Money!

DD: Oh boy!

VJ: Tommy Wrecker is headed to the top rope! Tommy Wrecker is fixing to fly…oh but look at Money! Money is back up and he's got that chair!

DD: Look out Tommy!

VJ: Tommy Wrecker…JESUS!!!!! He just got plastered with that hard chairshot right to the brain…and he has a tender landing on the top rope! And Money nails him with another chairshot!! T Money is all over Wrecker!

DD: Yeah! He's hitting him with everything but…well…but that!

VJ: And he's about to hit him with that! He's got the kitchen sink…WHAM!!!!!

DD: Oh my God!!

VJ: He just knocked the hell outta Tommy Wrecker! Wrecker takes a fall from the top and lands on the ring apron! He's out of it…and look at T Money!

DD: He knocked the goat cheese outta him, Vince!

VJ: Ok…smurfs…goat cheese…you been smoking that sh*t again, haven't you?

DD: (Blowing smoke out of his mouth) I don't know what you're talking about! Call the match!

VJ: Money is waiting for Wrecker to get back to his feet…what's he gonna…OH!!!! HE NEARLY DECAPITATED HIM WITH A SCISSIORS KICK!!!! That's it!!! It's gotta be! There's the cover by T Money…1…2…3!!!!! He got him!!!!

VJ: T Money with an impressive victory over Tommy Havok, who is an impressive superstar in his own right. Give that man some credit!

DD: I'll give him credit! I'll give it to the both of em! That was a helluva match!

VJ: That it was! T Money with a big win on his debut! Let's take you backstage to X-Pac!

X-Pac: I am backstage with one of the most prolific NFWA IC Champ of all time. I am standing with the legendary Rick Bruiser.

DD: (Laughs) That little idiot can't even spell prolific!

RB: Thanks X-Pac. It feels great to be back and I can't wait to get in the ring with today's hottest stars. I can't wait to kick the crap out of people like Killa, if ya know what I mean.

X-Pac: Yeah didnt Killa back down from your challenge for tonight's FNS?

RB: Yeah the coward was running cause he knows I am in tip top shape. I am in my prime and I was ready to unleash the fury all over his monkey ass but he has to fight his girlfriend Downcast.

X-Pac: You and Downcast have had your problems with the IC belt a little more than a year ago. Are you guys still bitter enemies?

RB: There is no grudge between me and Downcast. We respect each other's work habits. I have to tell you, he and Lightning have been my toughest opponents. I actullay like Downcast's style in the ring. He is an all around wrestler. He is one of the best. But Killa, this guy is a disgrace to the game. I dont respect him. I dont like him and I would enjoy every minute of kicking his ass in the ring. Listen Killa, Seige or whatever your damn name is. I am going to be the most dominant wrestler in the NFWA. I am going to be the NFWA Champion. If you think for one minute that you are the top dawg in this fed, well you are wrong. Just like the legendary Shawn Michaels said "There's a new Sheriff in town." Well his name is Rick Bruiser. So Killa IHG, me and you in a damn match. Oh yeah this match will be Bruiser Rules. If you dont know what that is, maybe I can show you tonight bitch.

X-Pac: An irate RB is looking for Killa and guys I would be on the lookout. You guys can take it from here!

SG #1: I gotta tell ya, that Topeka chick…she's hot!

SG #2: Topeka?! Ain't that a state or something?

SG #1: I dunno. It's one of them fancy names! You know how all these new age ape lickers get…names like Lickeragwi or something like that. I tell ya what though, if I was about 20 years younger…(chuckles and nudges the 2^nd guard with his elbow)

SG #2: Hey, don't put your greasy ass elbows on my man! Damn…like you been rolling around in…

SG #1: Uh…yeah?!

Chyna: Excuse me!

SG #1: Yeah! How can I help you sweet heart?!

Chyna: Well, we heard that there were some GNL wrestlers in the building tonight. Is that true?

SG #2: Well, I think so.

Panther: You think so?! What the hell do you mean you think so? Were they GNL or not?!

SG #1: Well they said they weren't part of neither.

SG # 2: Yeah…I think they said they were in the Bloods or something like that. They were some freaky looking dudes though!

Panther: Look…(writes something down on a sheet of paper and hands it to the guards) aight, that's my pager right there. If you see anybody from the GNL. Anybody that looks funny…I don't care if it's George f*cking Bush, anybody sets foot in this arena that ain't on the NFWA roster, you let me know, cuz I got something for em! OK?

Guards: OK.

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, there's Scarlet KV! He does battle with none other than the Dynasty's Tempo! The Light Heavyweight title is on the line…Stay with us!!!

Downcast: I'm sorry about what I said earlier Rage! You know I didn't mean it, right?

Rage: Yeah. I didn't mean what I said either.

Downcast: Good. Cuz I was gonna kick your ass!

Rage: No you weren't, cuz if you tried anything I woulda…

Downcast: Calm down! Let's not get into this again! Geez…I wonder when Panther's gonna tell us what the decision is on the World Title?

Rage: I dunno. Last I heard the GNL was trying to invade the arena again?!

Downcast: Seriously?!

Rage: Yeah! We gotta do something about those guys on Nextasy tomorrow night.

Tempo: hey, the GNL?! Screw the GNL! Like Panther and the rest of em said, it's nothing but a bush-league! All that matters is that I've gotta fight Scarlet KV right now for the Light Heavyweight title! Now you saw he had guys helping him at the PPV, and they say he's got more with him tonight! I need you guys to forget about Panther and the World Title and help me in my match tonight! Can you guys do that for me?!

Downcast: Of course! You're my brother, man! Us brothers stick together!

Tempo: OK then!

DD: OH! Look who it is!

DD: Ok, wait. How the hell can it be a Light HEAVYweight Title?

VJ: What do you mean?

DD: How can they be light and heavy at the same time?

VJ: Beca--forget it. I'm not gonna even explain it to you.

DD: What!?

VJ: Lets just get to the match...

DD: Yea, well, just because he dosn't wanna lose it dosn't mean he won't! Tempo isn't in the Dynasty because he sucks! He's in because he's damn good! And he will beat that sicko, KV!

VJ: I don't know about that.. but here we go!! KV and Tempo lock up! And Tempo shoves KV flat on his rear! KV slings right back up.. Tempo goes after him! Knee to the midsection on KV! And Tempo just shoved KV in the corner! He's pummeling away!

DD: Yes! Dynasty RULES baby!!!

VJ: Tempo is on fire at the start of this match! He is hammering away with hard rights, directed to Kaphion Vastle's face!

DD: Who's Kaphion Vastle?

VJ: Scarlet KV!

DD: Where do ya get the Kaphio Vastle from?

VJ: Wel what do you think KV stands for?

DD: Um... Krunchy Viagra?

VJ: (looks at him funny) WHAT!? You gotta be kidden..OHHHH!!! Tempo just deliverd a Samoan Drop off the top ropes to KV!! KV is down! Tempo with the cover..1..2..shoulder up! How did he kick up!

DD: Musta been that Krunchy Via--

VJ: (interrupts) Shut up! Tempo picks KV... suplex! Off the ropes.. OUCH! Knee Drop, caught KV right in the face! I think his nose is bleeding! It is!

DD: Good thing for KV this isn't a first blood match! Or else we'd have a new Light Heavyweight Champ!

VJ: But it isn't! Tempo now.. what is he trying to do? He is trying to take off KV's Handblade!!! But remember, it works backwards!!!

DD: Uh oh! NOOO!!!

VJ: OHH!!! Tempo just slices himself in the chest! And the leg! And his shoulder!! And Scarlet KV is laughing!!!

DD: DAMN YOU KV!! DAMN YOU AND YOUR SCREWED UP HANDBLADE!!

VJ: The handblade isn't the only thing screwed up!!!

DD: What?

VJ: Forget it. KV took his blade back off the bloody Tempo! And now he is using it himself! OHH! KV nearly decapitated Tempo! He sliced him right across his chin!! A bit lower.. and it's all over for Tempo!

DD: Come on Tempo! Fight back!

VJ: Scarlet hopped...literally HOPPED up on the turnbuckle.. and is now walking on the ropes!! Tempo is up.. KV bounces once.. again...Flipping Neckbreaker!! What a move!

DD: How does he do that?

VJ: He's not "near perfect" for nothing! KV has Tempo mounted...he has that hand blade and.. what's he gonna do!? He puts it to Tempo's forehead.. and raises his arm up!! Look at that sick grin on KV's face!!

DD: DON'T DO IT!! DON'T DOO IT!! AHH! NO! STOP!

VJ: HE'S GONNA!! GOOD GOD!!! HE JUST..missed. Tempo moved his head just in the knick of time!! That was close!!

DD: Too close Vince! That KV should be sent to prison for life!

VJ: KV hops up.. and Tempo crawls up too. Scarlet charges.. OHH! Tempo sidestepped and sent Scarlet face first into the turnbuckle!! School Boy! 1..2...3!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMP!!!!!!

DD: NO! We don't!! That was just a two count you jackass! Why do you always do that? Can't you freakin count?

VJ: I..um..yah! I can count! I just uh..  do that on purpose to see if YOU can count!! Thats it!

DD: Please! Shut up before I bust about 6 caps in your ass!

VJ: (rolls eyes) Tempo gets up.. and he pulls KV to his feet, and tosses him back into the corner. KV spins him around! Slingshot into the turnbuckles! Tempo is dazed.. and he staggers foreward. KV  runs towards the opposite turnbuckle.. and he just..

DD: Wow!

VJ: Scarlet KV just jumped onto the second turnbuckle, and then launched himself at Tempo in flying bodypress like move, into a pin!!! 1....2....3!!!!! KV retains!

VJ: What a match! What a move!! But KV isn't done! He's gonna..wait...here comes the Dynasty!!

DD: Dynasty to the rescue!!

VJ: Scarlet KV rolled out of the ring.. and is walking up the ramp backwards raiseing his Light Heavyweight Title, as the Dynasty checks on Tempo. Downcast helps him up.. OH! HE JUST CLOTHELINED HIS OWN BROTHER!!! Rage and Downcast.. they are beating the hell out of Tempo!

DD: So, I guess this means that Tempo is OUT of the Dynasty!

VJ: Well YEA!! Downcast... NO! Don't do it! Not to your little brother! OHH! TOTAL DISPEAR!! Rage is on the top rope.. Rare Aire!!! They just destroyed Tempo! But wait.. they aren't done! Rage is on the outside.. he just tosses steel steps in the ring!!

DD: He got SSSSSTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!

VJ: Er..yah.. steel. Now what are they doing? They have him int he corner, and are beating the hell out of him! Rage climbed the top ropes.. Downcast has Tempo in a piledriver formation.. and is standing on the steps! Don't tell me! They'll break his neck!!

DD & VJ: ****SNAP**** OHHHH!!!

VJ: SUPER SPIKE PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!! ONTO THE STEEL STEPS!!! Did you hear that snap!! They broke his damn neck!!! Tempo's neck.. it shouldn't bend like that!! My god folks! The Dynasty has gone too far!! We'll be right back!

VJ: We're back. The EMT's are loading Tempo into the ambulance after a heinous attack by the Dynasty a few moments ago!!! We're positive that they broke his neck! My God…

X-Pac: hey man! Congrats on the title defense, but earlier on tonight we saw you and a group of guys from the GNL roster attack Cosa Nostra. Can you tell us…

KV: (Snatches the mic) Black Blood…is not GNL!!! Black Blood is not…NFWA!

X-Pac: Well you're the NFWA Light Heavyweight Champ! That Reaver guy is the former GNL I-C Champ, so I wanna know…OH SH*T!!!!

DD: Look out X-Pac!

VJ: It's Cosa Nostra!!! Scarface and Tone Capone are doing a number on KV backstage!!! It's payback from earlier on!

DD: HAHA! GNL, NFWA or whatever, nobody attacks Cosa Nostra and gets away with it!

VJ: Wait a minute, it's Reaver and Mental Midget again! The GNL boys are back…what the hell is going on here?!

DD: I don't know! It's Black Blood!

VJ: We've got the officials back there to separate the 2 groups…my God! KV has formed some kinda inter-fed alliance!

VJ: OH!!! KRAZED CHARGED INTO THE RING! RIGHT INTO A SHARK CHAIRSHOT!!! AND THE CAGE DOOR HAS BEEN LOCKED!! KRAZED IS TRAPPED INSIDE THE 15 FOOT STEEL CAGE WITH A CHAIR WIELDING SHARK!!!

DD: Damn it, Jenkins! I don't care if it's STEEEEEL cage or not! That should be a damn DQ, damn it!!!!!!

VJ: Krazed is out of it after that chairshot from Shark! AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!!! Krazed just had his head dented with a 2^nd chairshot! And look at Shark! Shark going to work on Krazed in the corner! Krazed is in some serious trouble here!

DD: Tell those 2 security guards in the back to screw the GNL! Save Krazed! Oh no, look at this!

VJ: Shark has Krazed by the hair…OH!!!!! Krazed sent facefirst into the steel bars!!!! Shark has him again…ONE MORE TIME!!!! Krazed is busted open! Shark…

DD: He's beating Krazed like a Japanese pinyata!

VJ: (Laughs) A what?! Nevermind! Shark just lifted Krazed over his shoulder…that takes some tremendous strength! Krazed is over 300 pounds and Shark is carrying him like a baby…he's gonna ram Krazed into the cage…here we go--oh wait!

DD: Krazed blocked it!

VJ: Krazed blocked it…Sharks turns around and walks right into a big boot from Krazed!!!!

DD: HAHAAH! Now that's the way ya do it! You got him Krazed!

VJ: Shark is down after that last shot from Krazed! And look at the big man now! Towering over Shark…OH!!! He stomps him right in the throat!!!! And again!!!! Krazed is attacking the throat of Shark…oh he's got that chair!! Krazed is stalking Shark with that steel chair?! What's he gonna do with it?! Krazed…OH!!! Hard shot to the head! And another! And another! 3 shots to the head…OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST RAMMED THAT CHAIR HARD INTO THE THROAT OF SHARK!!!! THAT NO GOOD SON OF A…DAMN!!!!

DD: HAHAHA!

VJ: Shark is hurt badly! Shark is writhing in pain, and Krazed is attempting to escape the cage! Krazed is making the climb…Shark is down and out! Krazed is gonna be home free!

DD: Yeah, Shark did all that talking about revenge! All that talk about getting his hands on Krazed, and for what?! For NOTHING!!! Nothing but another loss, Vince! What a…what a…what the hell is Krazed doing?!

VJ: Krazed is at the top of the cage! He could escape if he wanted to, but he just…he wouldn't dare!

DD: He's stupid enough! Krazed, forget Shark! Climb out, you got the match won!

VJ: Krazed has Shark down on the mat! He's at the very top of the steel cage…WHOA!!! OH MY--SHARK MOVED!!!!!!!!!

DD: You idiot!!!!!!!

VJ: KRAZED TOOK A DIVE FROM THE VERY TOP OF THE 15 FOOT STEEL CAGE, AND SHARK MOVED!! HE MOVED DAMN IT!!! KRAZED IS DOWN!!!

DD: Why didn't he leave when he had the chance?!

VJ: Krazed is down on the mat, and Shark is back to his feet! He's got fire in his eyes! Fire in his belly! Shark is fixing to whoop some ass!

DD: Run Krazed…DAMN!!

VJ: Shark just snatched Krazed off the mat, and now he tosses him into the buckle…look at Shark go! Right hand after right hand after right hand to the temple of the former World Champion! Shark has Krazed now…he may be going for that huge Atlantis Express powerslam!

DD: This so unfair here, Vince! This is so…OH!!!

VJ: Shark just rammed Krazed's back into the steel cage…and now he runs him into the buckle! And what is…HE RAMS HIM INTO THE CAGE AGAIN! Shark is giving Krazed a tour of the Cage, and Krazed's back has to be killing him! There's the forth side of the cage Krazed just got slammed into! And now Shark…ATLANTIS EXPRESS! RIGHT DOWN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Krazed is down, and he is hurt!

DD: Damn that overgrown jellyfish to hell!!! What's he doing now?!

VJ: He's got Krazed set up for something! Everything that Shark has gone through over the past year, the limo incident, the ordeal with Stacey, all of that has to be going through Shark's mind, and Krazed's head just got driven through the canvas with a tremendous powerbomb!!!!!! Krazed may be done, and now it's Shark that's climbing to the top of the cage! Shark is nearing the top of the cage! I think he's gonna win this thing, Dave!

DD: Not if Krazed gets off his fat ass and does something! I told him not to jump! You heard me say it! And now Shark is gonna win!

VJ: Krazed is starting to move, but Shark is climbing down to the floor…wait a minute! No he's not! Shark…he's standing on the top of the cage! What the hell is he doing!

DD:Why the hell is everybody stupid except me?! You had the match won right there! Why didn't you climb down to the floor?!

VJ: Krazed is getting back to his feet! Shark is waiting on top of the Cage! Dave…don't tell me he's gonna jump! He's well over 300 pounds, don't tell me…SHARK ATTACK!!!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!!!! KRAZED JUST GOT NAILED!!! SHARK…OH MAN HE'S HURT!!! Both men are down…but Shark is waving for referee Jenkins to open the cage door!

DD: Oh…and like the dumb bitch that she is, she's actually gonna open it! What an alcoholic!!!!

VJ: Stephanie Jenkins is opening the cage door…Shark is crawling on his hands and knees towards the cage door! Is he gonna be able to make it…the door has been unlocked…Shark is…OUT!!! HE'S WON IT!!!!

DD: I can't believe this!

VJ: Shark has picked up the win here tonight, somewhat avenging that loss to Sniper at the PPV!!! Shark has gotten his payback on Krazed…oh wait a minute! The Rock is coming out here! Why the hell is the Rock coming out to ringside?! He's got the cage door---DAMN IT!!!! He just slammed the cage door right into the face of Shark!!! Shark…

DD: He just knocked his lights out Vince! And look at this!

VJ: The Rock is measuring Shark…ROCK BOTTOM ON THE FLOOR!!!! ROCK BOTTOM ON THE ARENA FLOOR ON SHARK!!! The Rock is apparently coming to Krazed's aid! And now he's tossing Shark back into the cage! Damn it…they're gonna try to assassinate Shark here!

DD: HAHAAH! This is fishslaughter at it's best baby! Oh yeah! Get some STEEEEL, Rock! Get some STEEEEL!

VJ: Rock just climbed into that damn Cage with that steel chair! He's measuring the former I-C Champion…CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!! SHARK JUST GOT LEVELED WITH THAT SHOT! And Krazed has the other chair…DAMN!!! ANOTHER SHOT TO THE HEAD OF SHARK!!! Shark is being mugged!

DD: I think this is it, Vince! This is the night! Finally we see the end of Shark right here in the Rock's hometown of Miami!!! Isn't that great…uh oh!

VJ: Look out from the locker room! It's Nightmare Jimmy Rogers! Jimmy Rogers is out at ringside…and he's climbing into the cage!

DD: Uh, Rock! We have a problem here! Look out!

VJ: Rock just turned around…OH!!! TOO LATE!!! Nightmare with a low blow! And a clothesline!!!!! Nightmare is tearing into the Rock!!! Nightmare…he's got that steel chair…OH!! A shot to the back of Krazed! There's another one! And another…ROCK FROM BEHIND WITH A LOW BLOW…KRAZED WITH A DAMN CHAIRSHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF NIGHTMARE!!! NIGHTMARE HS JUST BEEN PUT DOWN BY THAT CHAIRSHOT!!! Shark and Nightmare are both down, and they are in some deep, deep trouble!

DD: Like I said, no matter what, we will see the end of Shark right here in Miami…GET HIM!

VJ: Nightmare catches another shot to the head! And now the Rock and Krazed are double teaming him! Damn it…what the hell is this alliance all about?! What the hell is the relationship between Krazed and the Rock! And look at Krazed! He's standing over Shark with that chair! He's apparently gonna try to finish him right here…

DD: Oh no! What the hell is this idiot doing?!

VJ: That's Madman! Madman just came out of the crowd, and he just climbed into the cage!

DD: Somebody get that little idiot…WHAT THE HELL?!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! MADMAN JUST THREW A FIREBALL RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF KRAZED!!! Krazed has just been burned! The Rock tries for a chairshot…Madman with a boot to the stomach…JACKKNIFE POWERBOMB!!! The Rock has been drilled, Krazed has been burned, and Madman is standing tall! Madman has come to the aid of Total Destruction…is that what TD stands for?! I forget?

DD: (Sighs) If you were any smarter Vince you'd still be an idiot!

VJ: Madman is helping up Shark! He's helping up Nightmare…what does this mean?!

Sniper: (Sinister laugh) Shark thinks he's out of the woods…he ain't seen sh*t yet! Tonight…tonight I put his ass 6 ft under once and for all! HAHAHA!

VJ: What the hell…Sniper is waiting backstage for Shark! It's a trap! SHARK…GUYS…LOOK OUT!!!!!

VJ: Fans, welcome back to FNS and you won't believe what took place during the commercial break! Let's take a look! When we left you we saw Total Devastation, not Total Destruction heading back to the locker room! Sniper was waiting behind the curtains for an apparent ambush! And take a look at this!

Trish: Hey Shark!

Shark: What the hell…

VJ: And there you see right there! Trish Stratus lead Nightmare and Madman into an apparent ambush! Nightmare and Madman were beaten by these masked men…whoever they were! We don't know, but once again they've appeared and done a number one Shark!

DD: But that wasn't all, Johnson! Let's take you back to told Flipper!

VJ: And there you see that sick, demented bastard Sniper! Sniper actually pulled out a harpoon gun, and he was actually gonna attempt to kill Shark once again!

Sniper: you see Shark, you're so mad at me and Krazed about that limo thing from last year! Hey, if we were trying to kill you, you woulda been dead a long time ago! See Shark, you wanna get me arrested for attempted murder?! Shark, I don't attempt anything! I'm the Sniper, I always get the job done…as you're about to find out right here! (Aims the harpoon gun) I'm really gonna miss beating your ass, Flipper!

VJ: There you see it, Sniper about to shoot Shark with a damn harpoon gun, and out of no where it was the ElementZ!!! It was Firestorm and Ice Cube, attacking Sniper from behind with the tag belts!

DD: Yeah, what a couple of low down, no good, low life coward that damn Ice Cube and that Firestorm are!

VJ: Oh please! Firestorm and Ice Cube beat the daylights out of Sniper, and there you see Trish Stratus! The ex-girlfriend of Firestorm! The woman who helped Sniper poison Firestorm so that he could get into power as the Prez of NFWA! Firestorm grabbed her by her throat, and then drove her hard into the concrete with a Big Time! Sniper went down, Trish went down, and then look at this! Ice Cube and Firestorm spray-painting "GNL" across the tag title belts!!!! Firestorm, the co-CEO of the GNL along with J-Dogg, and listen to this!

Firestorm: Hey Sniper…you tell your boy Panther that if he wants these belts back…he can come to the GNL and get em!!!

VJ: And there you have it, what an unbelievable scene during the commercial break! Apparently the GNL is in possession of the NFWA Tag Team Titles!!!!

Sniper: Calm down?! You saw what they did to us out there?! Who the f*ck do they think they are!

Panther: They took…they took…(breathing heavily) they took NFWA gold…and spray-painted GNL letters on them?! They're taking the NFWA Tag Belts over to the GNL??!

Trish: (holding her neck) That's all you care about?! The tag belts?! What about what they did to me and Sniper?! Firestorm gave me the Big Time damn it!

Panther: Ya know…he did give you the Big Time, didn't he?!

Trish: Yes!

Panther: Sniper, Chyna! Let's go! We're gonna get their asses now!

Chyna: (Holds up the NFWA World Title belt) Wait, wait, wait! Panther, you still gotta make an announcement about what you're gonna do with this thing!

Panther: But Chyna…

Chyna: But nothing! People wanna know what you're gonna do with the belt. You can't go off to fight the GNL without knowing who your World Champ is!

Sniper: She's right, P.

Panther: Yeah…she's right. But you know what…tomorrow night! Nextasy, Sniper, Chyna, Trish, Tina…(looks around the room, but doesn't see her) Chyna, where the hell is your sister?!

Chyna: I dunno!

Panther: Who gives a damn! But we're gonna get Rage and Downcast, and we're gonna head down to the GNL, the Dynasty as a whole, and I don't care if we have to go through the whole damn fed, we're going down there, and we're coming back with the Tag Team Title belts! I promise, we will come back with those damn belts!! I PROMISE!!! (Kicks over the coffee table, spilling Kool-Aid onto the black carpet)

Chyna: (Nervously) Ok, cutie. Calm down! It's ok.

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, apparently the Dynasty will be headed to the GNL tomorrow night to reclaim the Tag Titles from Firestorm and Ice Cube!!! But up next, it's the Toughman Champion Killa! He goes one on one with the I-C Champion Downcast, and we will find out tonight just who the World Champion is gonna be! Will it be Killa? Will it be Downcast?! Will it be Rage! Fans, don't you dare go away!!!!

Agent: Hey Extremist, I've been following this World Title situation with Lightning and all. Well at Maximum Carnage you won the #1 contendership for the World Title. If anybody deserves to have the belt, it's you, and I think we should take that to Panther. (Long silence) Extremist?! Hello?! Extremist!

VJ: OH! That's his agent, damn it!

DD: Well..he had it coming!

VJ: The Extremist is pounding his agent with that barbwire board! He didn't do anything damn it! He was just doing his job, and the Extremist is beating him to death!!! We've got officials in there…they're trying to pull the Extremist off…

DD: He's lost his ever loving mind, Vince!

VJ: The Extremist has just destroyed his own agent! What the hell has gotten into that man?

DD: It sure as hell wasn't common sense! He's a damn lunatic!

DD: HAHA! And if I didn't think Killa was a little bitch, I'm sure he felt that!

VJ: Downcast with a low blow to Killa, and the Elite is hurt! Downcast backs him into the buckle and look at Killa go! Hard right hands! Boots to the midsection! Mr. NFWA is going to work! Irish whip…Killa with the reversal…and Downcast crashes hard off the buckle!!!

DD: Downcast…LOOK OUT!!!! OOOH!!!!!

VJ: KILLA JUST DRILLED DOWNCAST WITH A SPEAR!!! AND THERE WE GO!!! KILLA IS UNLEASHING A FLURRY ON DOWNCAST HERE…

DD: Vince…why is this skankhole coming out here?!

VJ: It's Rick Bruiser! The former NFWA I-C Champion! The former NFWA Tag Team Champion! Rick Bruiser is headed out to the ring…

DD: Vince, tell me he's not headed over here!

VJ: that's what it looks like!

DD: Vince, if that banana-peeling ape-licker comes over here and starts some trouble with me, I swear I will but a cap in his ass!

VJ: Dave…Rick! Welcome, but what are you doing here?! Why the hell

RB: Vinny, just shut up for a minute! You wanna know why I'm out here? Well earlier tonight, I said I was looking for Killa! I said I was coming after him, and notice we didn't hear a damn thing from Killa all damn night! Killa proved here tonight that he fears me! He fears Rick Bruiser, but I promise that after this match we are gonna mix it up! I guarantee it!

DD: Yeah, well lemme tell you something Bruiser! I don't appreciate you coming out here trying to steal my spotlight, but if you're gonna sit out here, as long as you keep your mouth shut and don't do anything to piss me off, you don't have to worry about the Daveness flipping out and going straight Delaware style all over your bitch ass. Ya hear me, boy?!

VJ: OH!!!!! BRUISER JUST CLOTHESLINED DELAWARE DAVE!!! BRUISER JUST CLOTHESLINED THE HELL OUTTA DAVE!!! AND HE'S STOMPING AWAY…STOP IT RICK! CALM DOWN!!! Back in the ring, Killa sends Downcast into the ropes…SPINEBUSTER!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…Downcast with a kickou---damn it Bruiser! Watch yourself!

RB: I'm sorry, but I've been waiting to beat his ass for a long time now!

VJ: Well you did it! I've gotta job to do if you don't mind! Killa has Downcast set up in the ring…there's a big sidewalk slam! Downcast just planted into the canvas! Killa hooks the leg…1…2…another kickout by Downcast! The I-C Champion is bringing it, without a doubt! Killa has Downcast now…OH! Downcast fires off with a right hand! And another! Downcast refusing the stay down!

RB: (Laughs) I know that Downcast pretty well! He'll go toe to toe with ya!

VJ: Without a doubt. Downcast has Killa by the hair…Killa goes hard into the turnbuckle! And again! Downcast mounts Killa in the buckle...here we go! 1…2…3…4…5…6…hey! Hey now! Killa…what the hell is he doing!

RB: Downcast has to be real careful in the ring with Killa! He's smarter than he looks!

VJ: Killa is working Downcast into position…he's working him into position for the Murder!!! I've never seen that before in my life! He's got Downcast up for the Murder…WAIT A MINUTE! Downcast just used his feet to push off of the turnbuckle and power out of the move…Downcast has Killa now…BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP!!!! Killa lands on his feet--OH JESUS!!!!

VJ: ladies and gentlemen, Killa is brawling with Rick Bruiser at our announce table! Delaware Dave is down, the referee is trying to hold Bruiser back and get Killa back into the ring…there's Downcast! Downcast out to the floor now and he's slugging it out with Killa! Referee Jonathan trying his damndest to calm Bruiser down! Killa is getting the upper hand on Downcast…Downcast back into the ring! Killa's in there after him…Downcast hits off the ropes…Killa misses with a clothesline…he ducks the head…uh oh! Downcast has him! Downcast has him hooked! Ladies and gentlemen! We're about to see it! We're about to see…TOTAL DISPEAR!!! Downcast has done it! Downcast has Killa beat! Referee Jonathan back into the ring…1….2…BRUISER!!!!! BRUISER JUST PULLED THE REF OUT TO THE FLOOR! Why the hell…Bruiser just hit referee Jonathan….AND JONATHAN HIT HIM BACK!!! Ladies and gentlemen…Bruiser is going at it tooth and nail with the damn referee out here on the floor! I cannot believe what I'm seeing! And Shark is in the ring! Shark is in the ring with that lead pipe…DOWN GOES DOWNCAST!!!! SHARK JUST NAILED DOWNCAST RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT PIPE!!!!! Downcast is down! He is out! Killa just rolled on top of Downcast, referee Jonathan back into the ring…1…2…3!!!!!! KILLA WINS IT!!!! AND BRUISER JUST BASHED THE REF IN THE HEAD WITH A PITCHER OF WATER!!!!!!

VJ: Killa picks up the win…

DD: (Coming to)

VJ: Are you ok, Dave?!

DD: (Weakly) What?

VJ: Dave is still hurt after the attack from Rick Bruiser! Killa has picked up the victory after interference from Shark, and now Bruiser is in the ring with a chair! Bruiser…

DD: Vince…aww damn it! Isn't that…isn't that Kaos?!

VJ: It sure is! Kaos just hopped out of the crowd! The last time we saw Kaos and Bruiser together, Kaos along with Justin Credible and Lance Storm kicked Bruiser out of the NFWA and sold his contract to the man who was then head of the NFWA Discipline Committee, Panther! And now what's gonna happen here?! He and Bruiser are going face to face! Are they gonna fight, Dave?! Are they gonna…THEY'RE ATTACKING KILLA AND DOWNCAST!!!!! Kaos and Bruiser are going to work on Downcast and Killa in the ring! Bruiser is pounding both men with that steel chair! Dave, does this mean what I think it means?!

DD: Who gives a damn what you think?! Downcast is being attacked!

VJ: Kaos and Bruiser are beating the hell---HERE COMES RAGE!!!! Rage out here with…is that a blow torch!

DD: HAHA! You're gonna get it now!!! Huh?!

VJ: Killa and Downcast are down and Bruiser and Kaos scatter as Rage hits the ring with that blowtorch! Kaos and bruiser into the crowd…OH LOOK AT THAT!!!! THEY'RE WEARING REVOLUTION T-SHIRTS!!!!! DAVE…

DD: OH NO!!!! THE REVOLUTION IS BACK!!!!

VJ: They damn sure are, and they sure as hell made an impact here tonight!

Panther: Now guys…the moment you've all been waiting for! Finally, I'm gonna tell you people what's gonna happen to the World Championship. Now Rage, Downcast…well Rage, tell Downcast when he wakes up that if you thought I was gonna hand this belt to you just cuz you're Dynasty members and you're my boys, that both of you thought wrong! See, in the NFWA belts are earned, not given away! And as hard as you, Downcast and even Killa worked in UDC, none of you will be given this title belt! But I will tell you one thing! Next week, FNS, live from Charlotte, NC, all 3 of you show up! Killa, Downcast and Rage, and the belt will be on the line in a 3 way Elimination match! (The crowd cheers in the background) 3 way match for the belt, elimination rules, and we will find out just who the real World Champion is!

VJ: Oh my goodness! Next week on FNS! Killa, Rage and Downcast! Triple Threat Match! Damn it folks…what a match that's gonna be in one week's time! What a night it's been tonight, so for Delaware Dave, this is Vince Johnson saying so long from Miami!!!!