(The new NFWA logo appears on screen then slowly fades into the darkness. The scene opens in the parking lot, where we see 3 police cars and a group of cops standing outside of the arena. In the distance, we can see a black and red stretch Navigator pulling up to the arena)
VJ: Fans, welcome to the Slam...we're live here in Albany and...
RS: What the hell is this?!
VJ: I'm not sure what this is all about. We've got a group of police officers out back...why they're hear, I don't know...
(The limo pulls up to the arena, and the crowd inside the arena goes wild as the back door opens, and out climbs Diamond and Panther. The two look somewhat confused when they see the police standing out in front of the arena, when suddenly...)
Female voice: THAT'S HIM!!!! THAT'S HIM, OFFICERS!!!! THAT'S THE MAN WHO ATTACKED MY HUSBAND!!!
RS: What the...
VJ: Who in the wor--HEY!!!!!! That's....THAT'S REBECCA!!!! SHAWN MICHAELS' WIFE REBECCA!
RS: What the hell is she doing here?! What the hell is going on?!
VJ: I don't know...but those cops...those cops are going after Panther! The police...
Panther: (being shoved against the limo by 2 of the cops) What the hell is this?!
Cop #1: Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will...
Panther: Whoa, whoa! What the...what's this all about...
Cop #2: Charges have been filed against you for the breaking and entering...also for the assault of a Mr. Michael Hickenbottom in San Antonio, TX. I'm sorry, sir, but you're under arrest!
Panther: What the...(being cuffed) this...this is bullsh*t!!!
RS: Can you believe this Vince?!
VJ: Panther...oh my goodness! Panther is being placed under arrest! Panther...oh my gosh!
(The FNS theme song/opening video plays on screen, and the camera opens up to the sold out Pepsi Arena, where blue pyro rockets flare up at ringside and race up the entrance ramp, where blue and red pyro blasts go off at the edge of the stage. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the smoke-filled arena, where fans are cheering and holding up signs such as "DEATH TO ANGELFIRE", "I'D RATHER BE IN HARLEM!", "FEEL THE BOLT!", "Sniper fears Shark!!!" and "Deadly Candy Rocks!!" The camera then cuts down to ringside, where Vince Johnson and Kevin Taylor are seated at the commentary table)
VJ: On a night where T Money defends his ULTIMATE Title against Scarlet KV...on a night where we're expected to hear from the Demolitionists for the very 1st time since their shocking return 1 week ago...WE ARE LIVE FROM ALBANY! Thousands upon thousands of fans have jam-packed this arena for another action-packed episode of the FRIDAY NIGHT SLAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!! Vince Johnson alongside Rosie Sanchez here! Conspicuous by his abscence is Kevin Taylor...whom I haven't seen or heard from since his encounter with Delaware Dave on last week's show!
RS: Yeah, who knows where he is, but what about what we just saw backstage?!
VJ: Yes! Panther...apparently, Panther is under arrest for his attack on Shawn Michaels...last week on In High Gear, Panther showed up in San Antonio and attacked Shawn at his own house...and now apparently, the former CEO is being taken directly to jail!
RS: Well...I dunno what to say about this, Vince! This is...this is...I dunno what it is!
VJ: Well fans...not to take away from this situation with Panther, but we've got a great card scheduled for you hear tonight on the Slam! As mentioned, right here tonight, Scarlet KV gets his very 1st...and perhaps his very last ULTIMATE Title shot, as he does battle with former Black Blood teammate, T Money!
RS: Yeah, Vince. After nearly 2 years in the NFWA, KV's accomplished a helluva lot! He's been the I-C Champion...he's been the TV Champion, even a GNL World Champion! But he's NEVER had an opportunity to challenge for the NFWA Ultimate Title!
VJ: Tonight it could very well be do or die for Scarlet KV, and looking around the locker room, one can sense just how important this match his for the Psycho of Madness! He's been behind closed doors all day long, mentally preparing himself for what will undoubtably be a war here tonight in Albany! Folks, that match and much more, and...
(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see police loading Panther into the back of the police car as Diamond and Rebecca look on)
Rebecca: TAKE HIM TO JAIL!!! TAKE HIM STRAIGHT...(to Panther) YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY HUSBAND, YOU PIECE OF SH*T! YOU'RE GONNA PA--
RS: WHOA!!!
VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! LOOK AT DIAMOND!!! DIAMOND TRYING TO GET AT REBECCA!!!! DIAMOND TRYING TO GET AT...the police trying to hold her back! Look at the look in her eyes! Diamond wants Rebecca...oh my goodness!
RS: Yeah, well she'd better be careful out there, or she and Panther will both be taken to jail!
VJ: Panther...it was Shawn Michaels who interfered in the mixed tag at SlamFest...it was Shawn Michaels who gave Panther Sweet Chin Music, allowing Tina to win the match...sealing the fate of the NFWA, and now this! Panther being arrested...Panther being taken to jail...damn!
***BUZZZZZZZ!!!! BUZZZZZZZZ! BUZZZZZZZZ!!!***
(Suddenly, the arena lights drop, and the "You Gets no Love" remix hits the PA system. Throbbing pink and red lights shine on stage, smoke pours out from the locker room and red lasers fan out of the entrance in the form of a Superwoman "S", before a hige diamond-shaped pyro blast goes off on stage. The crowd boos wildly as Tina steps out onto the stage, followed by Firestorm, the World Class Superstars, the Young Killaz and "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders. The group doesn't look happy as they head down the entrance ramp towards the ring. They climb into the ring, the lights return to normal, the music slowly begins to die down and Tina walks over towards the ring announcer and grabs a mic. As she walks back towards the center of the ring, loud boos and chants of "She's got herpes ***CLAP, CLAP, CLAP CLAP CLAP***". The camera focuses on a sign in the crowd reading "Angelfire will be demolished", before cutting back to the ring, where Tina wets her lips, slowly raises the mic to her mouth, and speaks)
Tina: Ya know...(LOUD boos from the crowd) ya kn...(more boos) STOP IT!!!!!!
(The "herpes" chants start up once again, as Tina rolls her eyes, irritated)
RS: You know, Vince, it amazes me sometimes just how much these people HATE Angelfire!
VJ: They hate Angelfire and rightfully so! These bastards have practically destroyed the NFWA!
Tina: The sooner you assholes shut your mouths and decide to show Angelfire a little respect, the sooner we'll get outta here! You wanna keep being disrespectful! Fine! We can sit out here ALLLLL night! (The boos die down) Yeah...**clears throat** NOW! Last week here on FNS, you people...you witnessed a CRIME!!!! You witnessed...you witnessed highway robbery! What you people witnessed was a 1st class, genuine Angelfire screwing, last week! If you don't know what I'm talking about, take a look! Look up at the screen...
(Tina points towards the Panthertron, as footage from last week's FNS appears on screen)
VJ: Michael Myers and Jason from the horror films! What the hell is this all about?! Is this...is this some kinda joke?!
RS: I dunno, but that seems to be how Tina's taking it! Look at her!
VJ: We've got these 2 guys...whoever they are...I'm not sure if they're apart of the team or not, but Tina...Tina and Angelfire on the outside! Panther, Sniper and Diamond on the inside...and we've got these 2 men...Jason...Michael Myers...whatever you wanna call em...
RS: Hey now wait!
VJ: Angelfire...these men stopping on the ramp, and now it looks like Angelfire...they're going after them! Angelfire...
RS: Whoever these guys are, they may have made the biggest mistake in the wor--OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Suddenly, a lightning bolt strikes the stage, stopping Angelfire dead in their tracks.)
RS: Oh my...
VJ: It couldn't be!!! It could...
RS: Vince...
VJ: It couldn't...a lightning bolt just striking the stage, and now look at Jason and Myers! They're unmasking!!!! These 2 men...
RS: Vince!
VJ: Look at that look of fear on Tina's face! Look at the fear--OH MY GOD!!! IT'S BIG FOOT! JASON IS BIG FOOT...AND THAT'S LIGHTNING!!!!!!!! BIG FOOT AND LIGHTNING!!!!! BIG FOOT AND LIGHTNING! THE DEMOLITIONISTS ARE HERE!!!! THEDEMO...
RS: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!?
VJ: THIS CROWD IS DEAFENING!!!! AND ANGELFIRE...THEY CAN'T BELIEVE IT! HELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LIGHTNING AND BIG FOOT ARE BACK! THEY ARE BACK IN THE NFWA, AND WATCH PANTHER! PANTHER AND SNIPER UP ON OPPOSITE TURNBUCKLES!!!!!
RS: LOOK OUT!
...Diamond Elbow! Diamond Elbow--RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Diamond Elbow connects...and Tina...she slumps down in the corner! She is out of it folks... And in comes Sniper now! Sniper into the ring...oh wait a minute...wait--PHILLY DEATH DROP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PHILLY DEATH DROP ON T MONEY!!!!!!!!!! THE ULTIMATE CHAMPION IS DOWN!!! HE IS DOWN!!! THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!
RS: This is the NFWA at its best, Vince!
...Tina now...OH! Diamond from behind catches her with a clothesline...and watch Lightning...boot to the midsection--LIGHTNING BOLT ON TINA!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: TINA IS DOWN!!!!! TINA IS DOWN...AND WATCH BIG FOOT!!! T Money tried to roll out of the ring! Money tried to make an escape, but Big Foot caught him! Big Foot...handful of hair sends T Money back into the ring! T Money...the man who ended Lightning's 4th NFWA World Title reign...and you can damn sure bet Lightning hasn't forgotten that!!!
RS: T Money...he's out of it!
VJ: Yes indeed! He is out of it after receiving the Philly Death Drop earlier on! He can barely stand! He's trying to get back to his feet, and look at Lightning! Lightning's waiting on him! Lightning...
RS: T!!! T...
VJ: OH! Boot to the midsection of T Money--AND A LIGHTNING BOLT FOR HIM TOO!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! T MONEY HAS JUST BEEN LAID OUT!!! LIGHTNING WITH THE COVER...2...3!!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners, the team of Panther, Diamond, Sniper, Big Foor and Lightning!!!!!!!
RS: HAHAHAHA!
VJ: Oh my goodness folks!!! Lightning...Lightning and Big Foot are back!!!! And what a way to return! Lightning has just pinned the Ultimate Champion right in the middle of the ring!!!! Angelfire has been absolutely taken out here tonight...and right now...the NFWA is standing tall!!! The NFWA...
RS: This crowd is going crazy!
VJ: Panther, Diamond, Sniper, Lightning and Big Foot...standing tall! Angelfire has gone down tonight! And folks...the war is not over yet! It's not over yet! If the NFWA goes down, Angelfire is damn sure coming with it!!!!!!!
(***LIVE ACTION*** The crowd cheers wildly as Tina looks into the main camera)
Tina: Oh...(claps) bravo, NFWA! Bravo! You sure showed us, didn't you? I mean...Lightning and Big Foot are back! OH MY! Sniper is back! OOOOOH! The NFWA is stronger than ever! Angelfire's gonna die! (crowd goes wild) EH EH EH!!!!!!!! Albany...PUH-LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSE!!!!!!!! (LOUD boos) Despite what the human propaganda machine Vince Johnson tells you, Angelfire isn't going a DAMN place, for you see, while you and your precious NFWA won a meaningless match...we here in Angelfire...we win the matches that count...or did you forget?!!?! (points to the Panthertron)
SlamFest 2 (6/30/02):
VJ: TINA'S GOT PANTHER...THE COVER ON PANTHER! TINA'S GOT THE LEG HOOKED!!! NO!!!! 1...........2............NO!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KT: HAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!! ***Cue "You Gets No Love" (Remix)
Announcer: Here are your winners: The Team of Firestorm, and Tina!!!!!!!!!!
KT: VINCE!!!!! I TOLD YOU, VINCE! I TOLD YOU!!! THE NFWA IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
(***LIVE ACTION*** The crowd boos wildly and tosses trash into the ring, as Tina laughs evily)
Tina: Doncha just LOVE that footage?! (crowd boos) See, Albany...what you and all the boys and girls in the back, all the fans watching around the world...what you need to realize is that no matter what Panther tells you, what Sniper tells you, Diamond, Lightning, Big Foot, Stevo, ANYBODY in the NFWA...no matter what they say, no matter what they do...THEY CAN'T STOP THE ALMIGHTY ANGELFIRE!!!! (crowd boos) I mean C'MON! We've already toppled everything in our path! I mean...we've crushed Black Blood! We've crushed the Riot Makerz! I personally took out Lightning...all by myself, I beat his ass, I put him out of the NFWA! Now someone tell me...tell me who can stop Angelfire?! Huh?! Who can stop--
(Suddenly "The Sickness" starts up over the PA system, and flashing red spotlights shine on the stage.)
RS: What the hell is this?!?!?!?!
VJ: Well...I dunno folks...but apparently...apparently we've got company!
RS: Wait a second...is that...is that Jayson Cage?!
VJ: It is! Jayson Cage...he calls himself the future of the NFWA! He's out here with a baseball bat...and that's Tresserhorn!!! Tresserhorn out here as well, and he's got a bat!
RS: Vince...I dunno what's going on here, but I think I like it!
VJ: And that's STEEL! The man formerly known as Glacier! Steel on his way out to the stage! Cage, Tresserhorn and Steel! Standing side by side on the ramp...what is this all about?! What's going on here...
Tina: OK! OK! CUT THE MUSIC!!!!! (the music dies down/Tina laughs) Now...(giggles) hold on a sec! Hold on...just who the hell do you guys think you are?! N-no! Scratch that! Who in the f*cking hell are you guys, anyway?!?!?!??!?
Cage: Tina...I've seen the way you look at me in the back! (Female fans cheer) I see that hungry look in your eyes right now, baby, I think you know better than anybody what CAGETIME is all about!!! (crowd pops)
VJ: oh boy!
Cage: But if you wanna know who we are, if you wanna know what we're all about, well then, allow me to introduce ourselves! The man to my right, I think you know him pretty well! His name is Tresserhorn! To my left...1/2 of the former NFWA Tag Team Champions, formerly known as Glacier, now known as STEEL! And ME?! Well...what I am is the Future of the NFWA! Mr. Elite himself! I am Jayson Cage, and Angelfire...all I've gotta say to you is...WELCOME TO THE NEW AGE!!!!!!!!! (crowd pops)
RS: The New Age?!
VJ: Tina...she can't believe this! Tina...T Money's got the mic...
T Money: Now hol up! Hol the f*ck up! Y'all cats out here...man...(chuckles) y'all can't be serious! Y'all...Tina, they can't be serious!
Cage: Oh yeah...we're serious alright! And you're sitting up there...running your mouths about how you've toppled everybody! Well I know 3 guys you haven't toppled yet, and that's us!
T Money: (pats his Ultimate Title belt) Is that right? Is that right...well...Angelfire...what ch'all gotta say about that?!
Tina: (takes the mic) Well...I say you guys go up there and bring this New Age to an end! (drops the mic)
VJ: oh wait a minute! Wait a...T Money...Gutta Mouth! Firestorm...The Superstars...even Alyssa! Angelfire's leaving the ring! Angelfire...they're headed up the ramp! They're headed up there and they're going after the New Age!
RS: They're outnumbered here, Vince!
VJ: We've got 6 on 3, but the New Age...they've got those bats! Those metal baseball bats and Angelfire...they're getting closer and closer to the stage! This thing's about to be on here--
RS: Oh...
VJ: WAIT A MINUTE! STEVO FROM THE BACK WITH A KENDO STICK!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: WHAT ON EARTH?!
VJ: OH MY!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN GOES T MONEY!!!!!!!!!! DOWN GOES T MONEY! AND NOW THE FIGHT IS ON, DAMN IT!!! THE FIGHT IS ON! ANGELFIRE AND THE NEW AGE! ANGELFIRE AND THE NEW AGE! GOING AT IT ON THE STAGE!!! GOING AT IT...MY GOD WE'VE GOT A PIER SIXER ON OUR HANDS!!!!
RS: It's crazy out here, Vince! Absolutely crazy--OOH!
VJ: TRESSERHORN with the baseball bat right to the ribs of the commish! Kerrboski and Steel going at it! Cage and DJP! Alyssa...
RS: Damn! Look at her!
VJ: Alyssa trying get in as many shots as possible, as Psyko Stevo and Gutta Mouth go at it on the ramp! T Money just got his brains knocked out by Stevo...
RS: OH MY GOD, LOOK! LOOK IN THE RING!
VJ: What the hell--THAT'S DARK!!!!!!!! DARKEST DESIRES! DARKEST DESIRES IS IN THE RING!!!
RS: Tina...oh my God! She doesn't even see her!
VJ: Tina in the ring...watching the action on the arena floor! Darkest Desires from behind...I don't think Tina...oh my...now she sees her! Tina...oh my goodness, will you listen to this crowd?! Look at that look of fear in the eyes of Tina! Desires is back! Desires--BIG KICK TO THE HEAD OF TINA! DOWN SHE GOES!!! TINA IS DOWN! TINA IS DOWN! DESIRES IS ALL OVER TINA!
RS: Can you believe this, Vince?!
VJ: Dark...we haven't seen her since she was run down by that car over 3 months ago on the Slam! And now she is back! She is beating the hell outta Tina! And watch this now...Dark...OH! OH MY...DARK COMBINATION ON TINA!!! THE DARK COMBINATION! TINA--MY GOD IS OUT!!!!!!!!!! SHE IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT--OH NO!!!! ALYSSA TRYING TO GET AT DARK...KERRBOSKI STORMING THE RING NOW...AND DESIRES MAKING A QUICK ESCAPE! DARKEST DESIRES...RIGHT BACK OUT THROUGH THE CROWD, AND MY GOODNESS FOLKS! DESIRES IS BACK! DARKEST DESIRES IS BACK FOR REVENGE!!!!!!!!
("The Way You Like It" by Adema hits the PA system as Desires makes her way through the crowd. Officials break up the fight on stage, as Kerrboski and Alyssa look after Tina in the ring. The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see Scarlet KV doing sit-ups)
VJ: Oh my goodness folks...what an electrifying night it's gonna be! Right here in Albany...it's Scarlet KV! It's T Money! The Ultimate Title on the line! Can KV realize his dream?! Fans, don't go away! More FNS when we return!!!!!
***Commercial for Maximum Carnage, next Sunday, LIVE on PPV***
NFWA Rewind
FNS (7/13/02):
Kammy: Ready...1...2...3...(crowd with her) HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU...HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR ALYSSA! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOOOU!!!! HOW OLLLLLD ARE YOU? HOW OL--
VJ: HEY WAIT!!!! ALYSSA JUST TRIED TO HIT KAMMY WITH A RIGHT HAND--KAMMY CATCHES HER WITH ONE OF HER OWN!!!!!! KAMMY...KAMMY OPENING UP ON ALYSSA!!!
KT: This isn't right, Veej! This isn't right!
VJ: OH! Rake at the face by Kammy...Alyssa is reeling! Alyssa...Kammy just grabbed the cake!
KT: What in the...what is she doing--OOOOOOOH!
VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! THAT CAKE...THAT CAKE RIGHT INTO THE FACE OF DEADLY CANDY! AND WATCH TRESSERHORN...BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF ALYSSA! TRESSERHORN WITH ALYSSA SET UP...
KT: NOOOOOO!!!
VJ: UNHOLY CROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S 2!!!! ALYSSA IS DOWN AGAIN! ALYSSA IS DOWN AGAIN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEADLY CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
("I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA system as Kammy leans over, wipes some icing off of the face of Alyssa and tastes it. ***LIVE ACTION*** The scene opens in the VIP Room, where Tina is having a fit, tossing furniture and food around the room as Angelfire tries to calm her down)
Kerrboski: Tina, dude! CHILL! (ducks a bowl of pretzels)
Firestorm: Tina, calm down, girl!
Tina: CALM DOWN?!?!?! DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT BITCH DID TO ME?! THAT STUPID--(kicks a vase, shattering it)
(Suddenly, the door opens, and in walks Amy Dumas with a mic)
AD: Excuse me, Tina, I--OOH!
Tina: (grabs her by the throat and slams her against the wall) Give me 1 good reason why I shouldn't rip your head right off your f*cking body!!!!!!
AD: (gagging) I-I-I...DESIRES...
Tina: DESIRES?!?!?!?! (Amy raises the mic) DON'T POINT THAT THING AT ME!!!!!!!! YA KNOW WHAT?! YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF?! YOU FIND THAT BITCH DESIRES! YOU FIND HER, AND YOU TELL HER THAT RIGHT HERE TONIGHT, IT'S ME AND HER, 1 ON 1, AND I'M GONNA KICK HER ASS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD! YA HEAR ME?!?!?!
AD: (gasping for air) Y-Y-YES!
Tina: NOW GET THE HELL OUT!!!!!!!! (brings Amy to the door and LAUNCHES her into the hall by her throat)
VJ: GOOD LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: Tina and Desires...TONIGHT?!
(The camera cuts to another part of the backstage area, where we see Lightning and Big Foot entering the arena with their bags)
VJ: Well there they are, folks! Lightning and Big Foot, the Demolitionists, and right here tonight...for the very 1st time since their shocking return 1 week ago, the Demolitionists will break their silence! Lightning and Big Foot will address the NFWA!
(The Demolitionists walk out of camera view, and we cut back out to ringside for the opening match)
***Commercial***
Alyssa Sanders and DJP Vs Tresserhorn and Kammy
("I Stand Alone" by Godsmack hits the PA system, and the arena lights drop. Flashing red spotlights shine on stage, smoke pours out from the locker room area, and the crowd cheers wildly as Kammy walks out onto the stage with the NFWA Women's Title belt draped over her shoulder, followed by Tresserhorn, who's wearing a t-shirt reading "The New Age". Kammy and Tresserhorn look at one another before starting down the entrance ramp towards the ring. Tresserhorn climbs upon the ring apron, steps over the top rope and walks towards the center of the ring, as Kammy climbs the ropes and raises her Women's Title belt into the air. Kammy climbs into the ring, the music dies down, the lights turn a bright gold and the low drums of the Olympic Theme can be heard over the PA system. Golden sparks begin to shower from the rafters, and the crowd boos wildly as DJP walks out onto the stage with his Tag Title belt, followed by "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders. DJP drops his belt on stage and he and Alyssa immediately sprint down the ramp, sliding underneath the bottom rope and going right after Tresserhorn and Kammy as referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: WHOA!!!! Angelfire not wasting any time and we're picking up right where we left off before the break!!! It's Kammy and Alyssa! Tresserhorn and DJP! This fight is on, Rosie!
RS: Yeah, and--OH!
VJ: HEADBUTT by Tresserhorn sends Kerrboski right to the canvas!!! DJP rather...AND ONCE AGAIN! Big thrust chop to the throat has DJP on the ropes! And watch this now...Irish whip...Tresserhorn sends DJP into the ropes...DJP ducks the clothesline coming off...off the other si--OH!!!! RIGHT INTO A BIG BOOT FROM TRESSERHORN! DJP SENT FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!! And watch Kammy now--OH! Thumb to the eye by Alyssa stops her right in her tracks! And watch Alyssa now...oh! Kammy ducks the clothesline--ALYSSA BOUNCES RIGHT OFF THE CHEST OF TRESSERHORN!
RS: Man!
VJ: Alyssa hit hard off the canvas! Alyssa...oh my goodness, and Kammy's got her by the hair! Kammy...DJP on the outside and--OH!!! LOOK AT THE STRENGTH OF KAMMY!
RS: You've gotta be kidding me, Vince!
VJ: Kammy lifting Alyssa high into the air?! What's she gonna do with her?!
RS: Um...I'll give ya 3 guesses!
VJ: Kammy...Kammy has her up, and what goes up...must...go...DOWN--OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!!! GORILLA PRESS SLAM OVER THE TOP ROPE BY KAMMY!!!!!! ALYSSA SENT FLYING RIGHT INTO HER PARTNER! RIGHT INTO DJP! AND TRESSERHORN AND KAMMY ARE ON FIRE! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD, ROSIE!
RS: Yeah, Angelfire came out here running their mouths about toppling everything in their path, well right now, it looks like they're gonna be the ones to get toppled here! **Crash**
VJ: WHOA! Alyssa knocking over those steel stairs...oh she's pissed! Things not going the Deadly Candy way as of late! She lost the Women's Title to Kammy at SlamFest a few weeks ago, and then last week, her 21st birthday was absolutely RUINED by Tresserhorn and Kammy...
RS: Well boo hoo, Vince! This bitch Alyssa Sanders...and ya know what, this goes for Angelfire as a whole! Not just her! They started this fight with the NFWA! They chose their own fate, and they're gonna hafta suffer the consequences! They made their beds, so now they've gotta lie in it!
VJ: Well as Tresserhorn climbs out to the ring apron, Alyssa and DJP had better do something fast if they wanna keep things going the Angelfire way...as Alyssa heads back into the ring...Kammy's got this crowd...this crowd solidly behind she and Tresserhorn, and Alyssa is not happy at all! Look at that look in her eyes, Rosie!
RS: Looks like her head's about to explode! LOOK OUT!
VJ: OH WAIT--OH!!!!!!!! ARM DRAG TAKEDOWN BY KAMMY! DOWN GOES ALYSSA! Alyssa right back to her feet--KAMMY CATCHES HER RIGHT ON THE JAW WITH A BIG DROPKICK!!!!!!!!!!
RS: DAMN!
VJ: Alyssa...oh my goodness what a shot from Kammy! Kammy now...handful of hair brings her back to her feet...KAMMY WITH A HARD CHOP...LIGHTING UP THE CHEST OF ALYSSA SANDERS!!!!! And AGAIN! Big chop right to the chest, and Kammy solidly in control! Kammy now...Irish whip in--reversal by Alyssa sends Kammy into the rope--HEY WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: WHAT?!?!
VJ: SON OF A BITCH! SON OF A...DJP WITH A CHEAP SHOT ON KAMMY FROM THE APRON! WHAT A PIECE--ALYSSA FROM BEHIND FLOORS KAMMY WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! WHAT KINDA MAN IS DJP!!! WHAT KINDA...THAT'S A WOMAN, DAMN IT! THAT'S A WOMAN, AND NOW LOOK AT ALYSSA! STOMPING THE HELL OUTTA KAMMY IN THE ANGELFIRE CORNER!
RS: See Vince...this just goes to show--LOOK AT THIS CRAP!
VJ: DJP STANDING ON THE THROAT OF KAMMY! C'MON, REF! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR, DAMN IT! STOP IT!!! STOP IT...oh my God!
RS: Watch Tresserhorn over there!
VJ: Tresserhorn...referee Peterson trying to keep him under control! Kammy just mugged in the corner by Alyssa Sanders and DJP...as Alyssa now, makes the tag to DJP! 1/2 of the NFWA Tag Team Champions! And look at this jackass! A 200+ pound man in there picking on a woman!
RS: You know there's no honor amongst Angelfire, Vince!
VJ: DJP with Kammy in the corner--OH C'MON! Buries a boot hard into the midsection! AND AGAIN, DJP stomping right into the chest! DJP now...with Kammy now...Irish whip in--KAMMY HARD OFF THE BUCKLE, DAMN IT!!! C'mon ref! Do something about this!
RS: Vince, as much as I hate to admit it, this IS an intergender match! This is completely in the rules!
VJ: Kammy...Kammy being pounded away upon by DJP, and now what the hell is DJP doing? DJP bringing Kammy back out into the center of the ring--OH NO! HELL NO! TELL ME HE'S NOT...
RS: Not the Superstardom!!!
VJ: DJP going for the Superstardom--OH!!!!!!!!! KAMMY WITH A LOW BLOW!!! DESPERATION LOW BLOW BY THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!! DJP writhing in pain!!! And this could be the opportunity that Kammy needs! Can she make the tag?! Can she...
RS: Watch Alyssa!
VJ: DJP with the tag to Alyssa...Kammy crawling over towards her buckle...she's almost got i--NO!!!! Tresserhorn with Kammy by the ankle! Pulling her right back out to the center of the ring...and this crowd...what a bitch!
RS: VINCE!
VJ: Alyssa taunting this capacity crowd here! She's gonna get another chance to torture the Women's Champion! Watch this now...Alyssa...Figure four leglock coming up--OH WAIT A MINUTE! KAMMY WITH AN INSIDE CRADLE!!!! INSIDE CRADLE BY KAMMY...1...2...WHAT AN UPSE--NO!!!!!!!! ALYSSA JUST ABLE TO KICKOUT AFTER 2...AND DEADLY CANDY RIGHT BACK ON THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!!! I can't believe it!
RS: Man...that was close Vince!
VJ: Indeed it was! And Alyssa...hammering hard to the neck and back of Kammy...just abusing the Women's Champion in that ring!
RS: Yeah...you know what, Vince! I'm sensing a little frustration in Angelfire here tonight! Do you think maybe...uh...they realize that the pressure's being put on? Do you think maybe they realize that it's just a matter of time before that entire organization crumbles right before our eyes?! Because I can feel it Vince! I felt it last week after the Slam! I felt it here tonight already with Desires and the New Age! Angelfire's days are numbered, Vince! Angelfire's days...
VJ: OH! COUGH DROP BY ALYSSA!!!! KAMMY'S HEAD JUST DRIVEN INTO THE MAT! Alyssa now...hook of the leg! She could have her here...1...2...NO!!!!!!!! Kammy just barely able to get the shoulder off the canvas! Alyssa cannot put Kammy away, and you know Rosie...you could very well be right! There seems to be a lot of tension between Angelfire, although Alyssa and DJP seem to be working pretty well here! Alyssa bringing Kammy back into the buckle now...there's the tag to DJP, and in comes the self-proclaimed Superstar!!!! DJP now...he's got Kammy by the hair, bringing him out towards the center of the ring...DJP's got Kammy set up--AND HE SNAPS HER OVER WITH A SUPLEX!!!!!!!!!! Kammy's back hitting hard off the mat! And DJP...this son of a bitch is actually proud of himself! He's proud of himself here, Rosie!
RS: He's an idiot!
VJ: Picking on a woman half his size...as DJP heads out to the apron...
RS: Where's he going?
VJ: DJP...it looks as if DJP is headed up top. Alyssa Sanders looking on from the apron! Kammy down in the center of the ring...and DJP is headed up top! What's he going for here?! What's he gonna do?!
RS: I dunno, but whatever it is, if it hits, it's gonna be the end of Kammy!
VJ: DJP up top! Kammy has barely moved in the ring...and DJP...
RS: He may be taking a little too much time here, Vince! He may be...
VJ: Watch DJP now! DJP...off the top...SUPERSTAR PRESS--OOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: SHE MOVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: KAMMY!!! KAMMY JUST BARELY ABLE TO ROLL OUTTA THE WAY!!! AND DJP JUST GOT A FACEFUL OF CANVAS!!!!!!!!!!! DJP...
RS: I think he may have busted his World Class Ass, Veej!
VJ: DJP is hurt! And now is the time for Kammy! Tresserhorn...trying to rally this capacity crowd behind the Women's Champ! And Kammy's crawling...Kammy's crawling towards her corner! Inching closer and closer to Tresserhorn! Can she make the tag?! Can she...
RS: C'mon, Kammy! You can do it, girl!
VJ: Kammy getting closer--OH NO!!!! DJP just made the tag to Alyssa...KAMMY WITH THE TAG TO TRESSERHORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: HAHA!!!!!!!!!
VJ: THE TAG'S BEEN MADE!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN COMES TRESSERHORN AND LOOK AT THAT LOOK OF FEAR IN THE EYES OF ALYSSA!! ALYSSA...STOPPED DEAD IN HER TRACKS!!! DEAD IN HER TRACKS!
RS: She hasn't forgotten those 2 Unholy crosses last week...and it looks like she's got 2 more on the way! Look out, Tress!
VJ: OH! DJP into the ring--ONCE AGAIN gets mowed down with a big boot from Tresserhorn! And watch Alyssa--
RS: OH!
VJ: ALYSSA MOUNTING TRESSERHORN!!! ALYSSA ON THE BACK OF TRESSERHORN...CLAWING AWAY AT THE 7FT FRAME OF HER OPPONENT!
RS: Uh oh...look out--OH!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: ALYSSA JUST SNAPPED DOWN TO THE CANVAS BY TRESSERHORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alyssa hit hard off the mat, and now watch Tresserhorn here! Tresserhorn...with DJP by the hair...HE'S GOT HIM UP!!!!
RS: Oh boy!
VJ: Tresserhorn...he's got DJP set up on his shoulders! Watch this now...Tresserhorn...CURSED RACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJP JUST GIVEN THE CURSED RACK...AND ALYSSA...ONCE AGAIN MOUNTING THE BACK OF TRESSERHORN!!!
RS: That girl just doesn't quit, does she?
VJ: Alyssa...choking the life outta Tresserhorn!! Choking the life outta the 7 foot monster...
RS: But watch Kammy!
VJ: Oh...Kammy in the ring!!! Kammy...she's got Alyssa by the hair--AND YANKS HER RIGHT OFF THE BACK OF TRESSERHORN!!!!!!!!!!!! Alyssa once again hitting hard off the mat! And now watch Alyssa now...Alyssa getting back to her feet--AND SHE WALKS RIGHT INTO THE HUGE RIGHT HAND OF TRESSERHORN!
RS: oh boy!
VJ: Tresserhorn has her by the throat! That huge hand wrapped right around the throat of Alyssa!
RS: Damn right they're not looking good! She's about to die!!!!!
VJ: TRESSERHORN'S GOT HER UP...AND DRIVES HER DOWN WITH A CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CHOKESLAM SENDS ALYSSA CRASHING HARD OFF THE MAT!
RS: Hey!!! That's Kerrboski!!!!
VJ: What?! Kerrboski out here to ringside! What's he doing here?! What the...Tresserhorn with the cover on Alyssa! The leg is hooked...2...thr--DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: HEY!
VJ: KERRBOSKI JUST PULLED THE REFEREE OUTTA THE RING--HEY, DAMN IT!!! HEY!!!! HEY!!! BOSKI SLAM ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!!! WHAT IN THE DAMN HELL WAS THAT??!?!?!
RS: That's bullsh*t! That's what it was!
VJ: Tresserhorn had it won! He had the damn match won, and Kerrboski took out the referee! Kerrboski just gave Doug Peterson the Boski Slam on the outside...and OH...BOY!!!!!!!!!!! WE'VE GOT COMPANY!!!!!
RS: Oh...yeah we do, Vince! It's the New Age!!!
VJ: It's Steel! It's Jayson Cage! The New Age headed down to the ring, baseball bats in hand!!!
RS: Kerrboski! You'd better run! You'd better run!
VJ: Kerrboski just spotted the New Age headed down to ringside! And look at that look on his face! Kerrboski in some trouble here! Kerrboski in trouble...and OH MY! HERE WE GO!!!!! CAGE AND STEEL!!! CAGE AND STEEL! GOING RIGHT AFTER KERRBOSKI! THEY'RE ALL OVER KERRBOSKI! IT'S A MUGGING! KERRBOSKI BEING MUGGED ON THE OUTSIDE...
RS: F*ck a mugging! Kerrboski's getting his ass whipped! OH!!!
VJ; KERRBOSKI SENT CRASHING INTO THE STAIRS BY JAYSON CAGE!!!! And watch Steel...hammering away on 1/2 of the Tag Champions! Hammering away on Kerrboski...
RS: Watch DJP!
VJ: What?! DJP...he's got a chair!!! DJP's got a chair...and watch him now! From behind on Jayson Cage--OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF CAGE!!! DOWN GOES JAYSON--AND THERE'S ONE TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK OF STEEL! THAT SURGICALLY REPAIRED BACK--AND AGAIN, DAMN IT!!!!
RS: He's trying to break his back again, Vince--OOOH!
VJ: Oh my!!!! Tresserhorn!!!!!! Tresserhorn's got DJP by the throat!!!! Tresserhorn...that vice-like grip around the neck of DJP!!!!!
RS: He might break his back with his bare hands...watch Kammy!
VJ: Alyssa's down in the ring...and watch the Women's Champion here! Kammy...headed up top! Headed up to the top rope--HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!
RS: WHAT?!?!?!
VJ: THAT'S ESMERELDA!!!!!!! ESMERELDA...SHE JUST SHOVED KAMMY OFF THE TOP, RIGHT INTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!
RS: Where the hell did she come from, Vince?!
VJ: I dunno, but Kammy is down! Kammy is down, and watch Tresserhorn...trying to bring DJP back into the ring by his throat! DJP trying to fight it! Trying to fight Tresserhorn--OH...DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RS: WHAT THE HELL?!?!
VJ: KERRBOSKI WITH THAT BASEBALL BAT!!!!!! HE JUST NAILED TRESSERHORN RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN HEAD!!!! TRESSERHORN IS DOWN!!! TRESSERHORN IS DOWN...AND NOW WATCH ALYSSA!!! ALYSSA PULLING HERSELF BACK TO HER FEET...oh don't tell me!
RS: Kerrboski caved his skull in with that shot, Vince!
VJ: He damn near did...and Alyssa now...headed up top!!! Alyssa Sanders...Tresserhorn is down and out in the center of the ring! He has not moved once after catching that baseball bat to the head by Kerrboski...and Alyssa is up top now! Deadly Candy...
RS: no! Don't tell me! Don't tell me...
VJ: SWEET SENSATION BY ALYSSA!!!!!!!!!!!! SWEET SENSATION!!!!! THE MOONSAULT CONNECTS, AND WATCH DJP!!!! DJP TOSSING THE REFEREE BACK INTO THE RING!!!! DAMN IT...ANGELFIRE'S GONNA STEAL THIS THING!!!!
RS: Vince...can you imagine...
VJ: The referee starting to stir...NO!!!! NO! NOT LIKE THIS! REFEREE PETERSON WITH THE COUNT........1....................2.....................3!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "My Generation"
Announcer: Here are your winners, the team of DJP and "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders!!!!!!!
VJ: Angelfire, damn it! Angelfire...
RS: Yeah, you wanna talk highway robbery, Vince?! This is robbery in its purest form!
VJ: Angelfire has stolen this match...Deady Candy got the cover over Tresserhorn...and that damn Alyssa!
RS: Oh look at her!
VJ: Alyssa and DJP celebrating!!! Like they just won...like they just won the Ultimate Title or something!
RS: Yeah, they can celebrate all they want! They wouldn't have done sh*t without Kerrboski!
VJ: The Superstars and Alyssa have stolen this thing, and now they're escaping like theives in the night! DJP and Alyssa pick up the win...Angelfire has just gotten the better of the New Age...DAMN IT!
(As Alyssa and the Superstars head back to the locker room, the camera cuts back to Diamond's office, where we see her watching on the monitor with a worried look on her face. She lets out a deep sigh, as the door opens, and in walks her sister Crystal)
Crystal: I saw what happened. Are you ok?
Diamond: I...(sniffles) I'm fine! I can't believe this sh*t! That's such bull!
Crystal: So what are you gonna do?
Diamond: (sighs) I...I don't even know. (pauses) Panther...I guess I'm gonna wait until he calls to see what the bail is...if they've got bail! I can't believe that damn Michaels! If I ever see his ass...(sighs) I dunno.
Crystal: Well...if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.
Diamond: You know what you can do? You find Alyssa...you find her ass and tell her I want her in my office NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal: Ok.
(Crystal exits the office, as the camera cuts to the hallways, where we see Gutta Mouth strolling through the hallways towards ringside)
RS: What was that all about?
VJ: I dunno. Diamond obviously distraught after Panther's arrest earlier tonight! Well folks...up next! The Light Heavyweight Title on the line! It's Tristram...it's Gutta Mouth! Will Angelfire's winning streak continue? Will tonight continue to be an Angelfire night?!
***Commercial***
(The scene opens outside of Angelfire's VIP room, where we see Amy Dumas standing with a mic. Suddenly, Alyssa Sanders and the World Class Superstars walk up to the door, preparing to enter)
AD: guys! Guys...excuse me!
Kerrboski: What do you want?
DJP: Yeah! We TOTALLY have better things to do than waste our time with a 2 bit hosebag like you!
Kerrboski: Yeah...TOTALLY!
AD: Well...I wanted to get a quick word with you after your win out there! After everything we've seen with Angelfire and the New Era...Angelfire seemingly doing a better job tonight working as a unit. I'm sure the world wants to know, are all of the problems in that we've seen in Angelfire resolved?
Kerrboski: (scoffs) Amy...
Alyssa: Listen! Amy, you have the nerve to come back here and ask this dumb ass question, well let me remind you what we just saw out there! We saw me...all by myself, kicking Tresserhorn's and Kammy's asses! I beat them both! Right there in the middle of the ring! I lead team Angelfire to victory, and ya know what the moral of this story is? Well...as long as I'm in Angelfire...as long as Alyssa Sanders is in the fold, EVERYTHING is fine, and Angelfire will ALWAYS come out on top!
DJP: Hey, what do you mean you won the match all alone? What about...
(Suddenly, Crystal enters the picture, shoving Amy aside as she comes face to face with Alyssa Sanders and the Superstars)
Alyssa: Um...who are you?
Crystal: You know damn well who I am!
Alyssa: Listen...if you want an autograph, you're gonna hafta wait outside the arena with all the rest of the ring rats...K?
Crystal: (evil glare) My sister Diamond wants you in her office...NOW!!!!!!!! (turns to leave)
Alyssa: What?! (grabs Crystal by the arm) Wait a minute! Who do the hell do you think you are? Who does Diamond think she is to tell me what to do? Who--
RS: OH MY GOD!
VJ: KAMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!! KAMMY WITH A COOKIE SHEET JUST NAILED ALYSSA RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!! THERE'S A SHOT FOR KERRBOSKI! DJP CATCHES ONE AS WELL!
RS: WHAT THE HELL'S GOTTEN INTO HER?!
VJ: KAMMY...OH SHE'S LOST IT! A FIRE'S BEEN LIT IN KAMMY, AND LOOK AT HER NOW! HAMMERING AWAY WITH HARD RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF DEADLY CANDY! KAMMY IS ALL OVER ALYSSA! KAMMY! KAMMY--
RS: HEY!!! WHO THE...
VJ: THAT'S PANDORA!!!!!!!!!!! PANDORA...
RS: WHAT?!?!?
VJ: PANDORA IS BACK!!! PANDORA...WITH THAT BROOMSTICK, BEATING THE HELL OUTTA KAMMY!! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?! WHERE THE HELL...
(Officials storm to the room as Pandora takes the broomstick and begins to choke Kammy with it. Officials are able to pry Pandora off of Kammy, as she tosses the broom down and runs away laughing. The crowd boos in the background, as Kerrboski and DJP pull themselves back to their feet)
VJ: Oh my goodness, folks! Pandora...Pandora has just done a number on Kammy! The Women's Champion is down...
Kerrboski: BITCH! (kicks Kammy HARD in the face)
VJ: SON OF A...DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!?!!? THAT PIECE OF...KERRBOSKI JUST KICKED KAMMY RIGHT IN THE FACE, DAMN IT! WHAT A CHEAP SHOT!
RS: We need some help for Kammy back there!
(Alyssa and the Superstars head into the VIP room, as cameras cut to another part of the backstage area, where we see Darkest Desires watching the attack on a monitor. She turns to walk away, when she bumps right into Tristram, who's headed towards the ring with the Light Heavyweight Title belt over his shoulder. The crowd pops in the background as the 2 lock eyes)
Desires: (smiling) Tristram! Hey!
Tristram: Dark! (gives her a hug) God, I missed you!
Desires: I missed you too, Tristram! (pauses) Um...how are you? I...uh...I heard about the injury. You ok...
Tristram: I'm fine...you don't hafta worry about me, but...hey! Did you hear what Tina said earlier on? Challenging you to that match tonight?
Desires: (giggles) Yeah! I heard it, and you know what? Tina wants a match with me? Well that's fine! I've kicked her ass before...tonight...I'll kick it again! (smiles)
Tristram: HAHA! That's my girl! Kick her ass, Dark!
Desires: Oh I will! Good luck with your match!
(Tristram nods, and Dark walks out of the picture. Tristram smiles in her direction, before turning away and continuing his walk towards ringside. The camera cuts back out to the ring for the next match.)
Light Heavyweight Title: Tristram (Champion) Vs Gutta Mouth
(Pyro shoots up from the ramp as Broken by 12 Stones blares through the arena. Then as mist fills the stage A figure appears on the stage. As he bursts through the smoke we see that it is Tristram!!! He looks towards the camera with a huge smile on his face, shines up the Light Heavyweight Title belt and starts down the entrance ramp towards ringside. He slides into the ring, walks over to the far turnbuckle and raises his title belt into the air as the fans cheer and take pictures. He hops down from the top, as the music dies down,"I'm a Soldier" Hits the PA as Gutta Mouth head out onto the ramp with both arms in the air he gets in the ring and stands on the turnbuckles motioning for where the belt will he stands in the corner. Referee Alan Cooper calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!
VJ: This match is underway! Gutta Mouth gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Tristram. (ding, ding, ding) Flying somersault drop kick by Gutta Mouth puts him back in the match. Gutta Mouth moves back to his feet. Gutta Mouth flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Gutta Mouth gets up. Tristram climbs to his feet. Gutta Mouth catches Tristram's leg, but Tristram reverses it with an enzuigiri to Gutta Mouth's head. Tristram gets up. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop. Tristram is back on his feet. Tristram covers Gutta Mouth. Alan Cooper counts. Gutta Mouth kicks out. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with the back of his elbow. Tristram gives Gutta Mouth a reverse neckbreaker. Tristram stands up. Tristram fist drops Gutta Mouth on the mat. Tristram is up again. Gutta Mouth moves back to his feet. Tristram executes a headlock takedown. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop. Tristram climbs to his feet. Tristram applies an arm wrench to Gutta Mouth. Tristram rolls onto Gutta Mouth connecting with a knee. Gutta Mouth is driven further into the mat by Tristram with a diving elbow smash. Tristram climbs to his feet. Tristram goes for a pin. Alan Cooper counts Gutta Mouth kicks out. Gutta Mouth moves back to his feet. Gutta Mouth executes the twisting moonsault on to Tristram. Gutta Mouth climbs to his feet. Gutta Mouth with a somersault splash on Tristram. Gutta Mouth and Tristram go to the floor Alan Cooper starts the count Gutta Mouth jumps and elbow smashes the lying Tristram. Gutta Mouth gets up. Gutta Mouth hits Tristram with an elbowdrop.
RS: Tristram takes a elbowdrop, these two are gonna tear each other apart .
Now Gutta Mouth standing. Tristram short lariats Gutta Mouth. They fight into the aisle. Tristram and Gutta Mouth move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tristram gets up. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop.
RS: Tristram with a elbow drop.
Now Tristram standing. Gutta Mouth climbs to his feet. Flying side kick by Gutta Mouth takes Tristram off his feet. Gutta Mouth gets up. Gutta Mouth hits Tristram with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Gutta Mouth is up again. Gutta Mouth goes for a pin. Referee Alan Cooper makes the count. 1....2.. Tristram escapes. Tristram tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Tristram moves back to his feet. Gutta Mouth moves back to his feet. Gutta Mouth elbows Tristram in the stomach, trying to even the match. Gutta Mouth comes running with flying head scissors, whipping Tristram across the mat. Tristram gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Gutta Mouth. Gutta Mouth moves back to his feet. Now Tristram standing. Gutta Mouth on the turnbuckleTristram rising from the mat,Gutta Mouth leaps from the top rope with a bodypress. Gutta Mouth is up again. Tristram hits a flying karate chop right to Gutta Mouth's neck. Gutta Mouth goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Tristram. Gutta Mouth is back on his feet. Tristram gets back to his feet. Tristram nails Gutta Mouth with a belly-to-back suplex. Gutta Mouth gets up. Gutta Mouth slaps both sides of Tristram's head out of desperation. Tristram catches Gutta Mouth's leg, but Gutta Mouth reverses it with an enzuigiri to Tristram's head. Tristram goes for a flying axehandle but Gutta Mouth dodges the attack. Gutta Mouth bounces Tristram off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. Gutta Mouth applies an elbow submission hold onto Tristram. The referee is checking the situation. ... Tristram trys to escape. ... Gutta Mouth tightens the hold. ... Tristram escapes. Gutta Mouth hits the handspring moonsault on Tristram. Gutta Mouth chants start. An elbow submission by Gutta Mouth brings Tristram down to the mat. Alan Cooper asks Tristram if he quits. ... Gutta Mouth breaks the hold. Gutta Mouth and Tristram go to the floor Alan Cooper starts the count Gutta Mouth hits Tristram with an elbowdrop. Gutta Mouth is up again. Tristram gets back to his feet. Out of desperation, Gutta Mouth dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Tristram. Gutta Mouth gets back to his feet. Gutta Mouth takes Tristram into the ring. Gutta Mouth flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Now Gutta Mouth standing. Gutta Mouth climbs to the top rope and nails Tristram with a reverse flying elbow drop. Tristram is back on his feet. Gutta Mouth climbs to the top and hits Tristram with the 5 Star Frog Splash. Gutta Mouth hurricanranas Tristram and goes for the pin.1.2.Kickout at the last possible moment Punch to mid section by Tristram DDT onto Gutta Mouth by Tristram Gutta Mouth is back on his feet. Tristram executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Gutta Mouth. Tristram flies from the turnbuckle with an elbowdrop. Tristram gets up. Gutta Mouth is driven further into the mat by Tristram with a diving elbow smash. Tristram climbs to his feet. Gutta Mouth gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Tristram. Gutta Mouth holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face.
VJ: elbow smash! Gutta Mouth executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Tristram. Tristram elbows Gutta Mouth in the stomach, trying to even the match.
RS: Tristram executes a elbow to midsection.
Gutta Mouth goes for a flying somersault bodyblock but Tristram dodges the attack. An elbow submission by Gutta Mouth brings Tristram down to the mat. Alan Cooper asks Tristram if he quits.Tristram trys to escape. ... Tristram escapes. Gutta Mouth and Tristram go to the floor Alan Cooper starts the count Gutta Mouth tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Tristram gets up. Tristram goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Gutta Mouth. Gutta Mouth gets up. Tristram gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. They fight into the aisle. Gutta Mouth and Tristram move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Gutta Mouth and Tristram move back to ringside. Gutta Mouth takes Tristram into the ring. A flying bodypress by Gutta Mouth takes Tristram to the mat with authority. Gutta Mouth is back on his feet. Tristram stands up. Flying somersault drop kick by Tristram puts him back in the match. Tristram moves back to his feet. Tristram bends over as Gutta Mouth elbows him in the midsection. Gutta Mouth elbow smashes Tristram in the nose. Flying side kick by Gutta Mouth takes Tristram off his feet.
VJ: Gutta Mouth executes a flying side kick. Gutta Mouth covers Tristram hooking the leg. The ref starts the count. ...1..2 Tristram kicks out. Gutta Mouth should have known he wouldn't win the match with that. Gutta Mouth trys for a flying lariat but Tristram avoids it. Gutta Mouth sends Tristram to ringside. Alan Cooper starts the count
RS: Gutta Mouth is doing quite well at this point in the match. Gutta Mouth attempts to kick Tristram, but Tristram catches his leg. Gutta Mouth flips around and kicks Tristram. Tristram gets up. Tristram jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Gutta Mouth. Tristram gets up. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Gutta Mouth is back on his feet. Gutta Mouth takes Tristram into the ring. Gutta Mouth jumps and elbow smashes the lying Tristram.
VJ: Gutta Mouth climbs to his feet. Tristram is up again. A side kick by Tristram turns the match around by knocking Gutta Mouth to the mat. Tristram is back on his feet. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tristram is up again. Gutta Mouth stands up. Gutta Mouth hits Tristram with an earringer. Tristram kicks Gutta Mouth's head out of desperation because Gutta Mouth blocked Tristram's first kick. Gutta Mouth climbs to his feet. Tristram springboards off of the rope and splashes onto Gutta Mouth. Tristram and Gutta Mouth go to the floor Alan Cooper starts the count Gutta Mouth gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Tristram. Tristram is up again. Gutta Mouth hits a flying karate chop right to Tristram's neck. Tristram slaps both sides of Gutta Mouth's head out of desperation. Tristram takes Gutta Mouth into the ring. Gutta Mouth gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Gutta Mouth goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Tristram. Gutta Mouth moves back to his feet. Gutta Mouth covers Tristram. The ref starts the count. ...1 Tristram kicks out.
RS: Gutta Mouth should have known better than to try for a pin at this point in the match. Tristram climbs to his feet. Tristram catches Gutta Mouth's leg, but Gutta Mouth reverses it with an enzuigiri to Tristram's head. Tristram climbs to his feet. Tristram hits a flying karate chop right to Gutta Mouth's neck. Out of desperation, Gutta Mouth dives from the second turnbuckle, shoulder blocking Tristram. Gutta Mouth is up again. Tristram gets back to his feet. Tristram gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Gutta Mouth. Tristram hits a jumping elbow hrust on Gutta Mouth.
VJ: Tristram tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Tristram is back on his feet. Gutta Mouth stands up. Tristram picks up Gutta Mouth and a Nice tilt-a-whirl suplex by Tristram. Gutta Mouth is locked in an elbow submission by Tristram. Referee Alan Cooper is checking for a tap out. ... ... Gutta Mouth is fighting the hold. ... Gutta Mouth is fighting the hold. ... Tristram breaks the hold.
RS: This is quality sports entertainment! Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop. Tristram stands up. Gutta Mouth bends over as Tristram elbows him in the midsection. Tristram slaps both sides of Gutta Mouth's head out of desperation. Tristram elbow smashes Gutta Mouth in the nose. Gutta Mouth gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on Tristram. Flying somersault drop kick by Tristram puts him back in the match. Gutta Mouth moves back to his feet. Tristram gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Tristram tries to even the match with a flying shoulder block. Gutta Mouth goes for a splash but Tristram dodges the attack. Gutta Mouth drags Tristram to the floor.
VJ: Weapons are everywhere all over ringside. Alan Cooper tell them to get back in the ring Gutta Mouth hits a flying karate chop right to Tristram's neck. Gutta Mouth hits a jumping elbow hrust on Tristram.
RS: Gutta Mouth executes a jumping elbow thrust.
VJ: Gutta Mouth hits Tristram with an elbowdrop. Tristram is up again. They head back into the ring. Tristram executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Gutta Mouth. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop. Tristram gets back to his feet. Tristram hits Gutta Mouth with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Tristram climbs to his feet. Gutta Mouth goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Tristram. Now Gutta Mouth standing. A flying bodypress by Tristram takes Gutta Mouth to the mat with authority. Tristram gets up. Gutta Mouth gets back to his feet. Gutta Mouth slaps both sides of Tristram's head out of desperation. Tristram gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Tristram with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Gutta Mouth. Gutta Mouth is up again. Gutta Mouth is locked in an elbow submission by Tristram. Alan Cooper is checking for a tap out. ... ... Tristram tightens the hold. ... Gutta Mouth is fighting the hold. Tristram breaks the hold. Tristram drags Gutta Mouth to the floor. Alan Cooper starts the count They lockup. F sends Gutta Mouth to the corner of ringside. Gutta Mouth could use some help about now.
Tristram connects with a somersault slam on Gutta Mouth.
RS: Nice somersault slam by Tristram.
Tristram stands up. They fight into the aisle. Gutta Mouth gets up. Flying side kick by Gutta Mouth takes Tristram off his feet.
VJ: flying side kick!
RS: (Rolls eyes) IDIOT!
VJ: YES!
Tristram is back on his feet. A springboard dropkick by Tristram sends Gutta Mouth to the floor. Tristram moves back to his feet. Tristram on the tope rope, leaping, and connecting with a devistating diving headbutt. Tristram is up again. Tristram and Gutta Mouth move back to ringside. Tristram takes Gutta Mouth into the ring. Tristram's senton splash from the top rope nails Gutta Mouth in the chest. Tristram climbs to his feet. Tristram's risk pays off when he nails Gutta Mouth with a flying knee drop to the face. Gutta Mouth gets up. Tristram leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash! Handspring hurricanrana by Tristram has Gutta Mouth pinned.1..2..NO Kickout by Gutta Mouth, Gutta Mouth is up nails Tristram with a right hand he goes for another one Tristram blocks he hooks him up NO WAIT GUTTA MOUTH REVERSES INTO THE NECK SNAPPA Referee Alan Cooper makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3
Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "I'm A Soldier"
Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion: GUTTA MOUTH!!!!!!
VJ: Gutta Mouth has done it! Gutta Mouth is the brand new NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion, and damn it, Angelfire has done it again! Angelfire...DAMN!
RS: I don't know what to say about this, Vince! Tristram...I can't believe it!
VJ: Yet another belt has been added to the Angelfire faction, and now Gutta Mouth...what the hell is he doing here? Gutta Mouth to the outside...what's he...what is he doing--HEY!!!
RS: He's got a baseball bat!
VJ: Hey wait a minute! The match is over...this is uncalled for! Gutta Mouth headed back into the ring with that bat!
RS: Tristram...look out!
VJ: Tristram trying to get back to his feet--GUTTA MOUTH WITH THAT BAT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF TRISTRAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!! RIGHT TO THE RIBS FOR THE...NOW FORMER LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!! Tristram is down...Tristram being hammered away upon...
RS: THAT'S HAVOK!!!! JOHNNY HAVOK!
VJ: Johnny Havok from the locker room! Tristram...being beaten with that bat by Gutta Mouth! And watch Havok...Havok hits the ring...RIGHT HAND to the head of Gutta Mouth by Havok! And another...Havok gets the upper hand, and Gutta Mouth...Gutta Mouth rolling to the outside!!!! Johnny Havok...coming to the aid of his Tag team partner, and...
RS: Look, Vince! Look!
(Gutta Mouth grabs the Light Heavyweight Title from the referee, and begins loosening his mask. He then rips the mask from his head, revealing...)
RS and VJ: OH MY GOD!!! THAT'S KID MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Gutta Mouth...my God...Gutta Mouth...is Kid Money?!?!?!?!
RS: Kid Money?! Oh my God!
(The camera cut back to the Angelfire VIP room, where Angelfire watches on the monitor. The camera cuts backs to ringside, as Kid Money heads back up the ramp towards the locker room)
VJ: Kid Money...look at Angelfire! Angelfire...I don't even think they believe it! Kid Money is Gutta Mouth! Kid Money is the new Light Heavyweight Champion!!!!! Oh my God!
Diamond in her office watching whats going on.The door opens and in walks "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders.
"Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders:I heard you wanted to see me for something.What are you going to do fine me?
Diamond:Actully I got better things to do then fine you.I wanted to see you to challenge you to Beach Blast match at Maxium Carnage.You vs Me One last time to see who really is the best Diva here.
"Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders:I accept and we all know whos going to win this match.Me.
Diamond:I think youre mistaking.Im the one whos going to come out the winner.Now get the hell out of my office before I give you a little preveiw of what youre going to get at Maxium Carnage.
(Alyssa looks as if she's about to attack Diamond, but changes her mind, and walks out of the office with an evil glare in her eyes. Diamond then grabs her cell phone and dials a number as the screen fades to black)
***Commercial***
(The scene opens in the Diamond's office, where we see her on her cell phone with a worried look in her eyes. The door opens, and Crystal walks into the room)
Diamond: (on the phone) But I don't understand...they took him away about an hour ago...you're sure?...(sighs) Ok...thank you officer...(disconnects)
Crystal: What's wrong?
Diamond: (voice cracking) That was the police...they say...they don't have any record of Panther being arrested here tonight.
Crystal: Huh? What do you mean they don't have any record...
Diamond: That's what they said, Crystal!
Crystal: Well...if he wasn't arrested, where the hell is he, then?!
Diamond: I don't know, Crystal! I don't even know!
(Crystal takes a set in an armchair as Diamond picks up her cell and begins to dial. The scene cuts backstage, in Scarlet Kaphion Vastle's Dressing Room, where we see Scarlet Kaphion Vastle do push-ups)
Scarlet Kaphion Vastle: 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102-
(Before Scarlet Kaphion Vastle can go to 103rd push-up, an NFWA Reporter barges into Scarlet Kaphion Vastle's Dressing Room)
NFWA Reporter: Scarlet KV, what are your goals for the match against T Money, tonight?
Scarlet Kaphion Vastle: Simple. Redeem myself, and win the Ultimate Title. Here is my chance to win a title I never had a shot at. Now? I have the chance. And I am facing the best fighter in the NFWA today. After I have proven to myself that I am the Near-Perfect Creation, it is the destruction of Angelfire from there on. It is that simple. Any other questions?
NFWA Reporter: The other question was, who are you concerned with interfering?
Scarlet Kaphion Vastle: Only Angelfire, Shark, and Tre Ramzey. No one else matters. Everyone else in the NFWA is AGAINST Angelfire, so it's really T Money who has the odds against him. I know a lot of the NFWA is going to support me in the destruction of Angelfire, so even though Black Blood and NFWA have a temporary alliance against Angelfire, we have enough strength to topple Angelfire. They are not unstopable, as we will prevail. Anything else?
NFWA Reporter: Nope. And Goood luck to you in your match.
Scarlet Kaphion Vastle: Thanks.
(The Reporter leaves SKV's Dressing Room, as SKV continues to do push-ups. The camera then cuts back to ringside, where we see Vince Johnson sitting alongside Rosie Sanchez at the commentary table)
VJ: Well folks, it's been an incredible night so far on the Slam so far! We've seen Panther arrested! We've seen the formation of the New Age! We've seen the return of Darkest Desires! Kid Money is back, and he's the New Light Heavyweight Champion!
RS: Pandora!
VJ: Yes! Pandora's back! And we've still got much more to come, including...apparently Tina doing battle with Darkest Desires here tonight! We've got a Cage Match between Steel and Kerrboski here tonight, and the big one, as we just heard, Scarlet KV battling T Money with the Ultimate Title on the line! It's do or die for Scarlet K...
(Suddenly, the arena lights drop)
RS: Vince...what's this?
VJ: I dunno. We've just lost our lights ladies and gentlemen. I'm not sure exactly what this is all about...
(Suddenly, the Panthertron lights up, showing a police car sitting on the side of a dark road. The only light we see comes from the red and blue lights on top of the police car. Suddenly, we see the door fly open, and we see what appears to be Panther being dragged out of the back of the car)
Panther: (chuckles) This doesn't look like a police station to me...(one of the cops shoves Panther facefirst against the hood of the car) HEY!
Officer #1: SHUT UP!
Panther: Don't tell me to shut up! Listen, I don't know who the f*ck you think you are, or who you think you're dealing with, but--OOH!!!
RS: HEY WAIT A SECOND!
VJ: That cop...that cop just hit Panther with that nightstick! What the...what the hell?!?!
RS: What is this, Vince?!
VJ: We've got...those cops...those 2 cops are attacking Panther! Panther...where the hell are they?!
RS: I dunno, but Panther's...this isn't right, Vince! This isn't--OH GOD!!!!
VJ: Oh dear Lord! That nightstick...right to the head of Panther! C'mon now, this is ridiculous! This is absolutely...Panther is down! Panther being beaten down in the streets by these cops...these crooked cops! Whoever they are! Dear Lord what is the meaning of this?! Why are they doing this to Panther?! Why?!?!?!
Familiar Voice: That's enough, gentlemen!
(The scene cuts back to Diamond's office, where we see she and Crystal watching the attack on the TV monitor. Back in the street, a flashlight is shined on Panther's fallen body. He's busted wide open, bleeding from the head, the nose and the mouth. Suddenly, the camera turns around, revealing the face of...)
VJ: OH! DAMN IT, THAT'S MICHAELS!!!!!! SHAWN MICHAELS...
HBK: That's right! (chuckles) How about it, NFWA! How about it, Diamond? Sweetie pie! Say hello to your little husband here! (turns the camera back around, focusing on Panther) Panther, Panther, Panther. Tsk, tsk! Did you really think you were above the law, my friend? Did you really think that you could commit such a crime against old HBK and get away with it?! (laughs) Well P...buddy, you were sadly mistaken! (the cops lift Panther up) Ya see pal...one thing you've gotta realize about crime...is that IT JUST...DOESN'T...PAY!!!!!!
VJ: OH!!!!!!! DAMN IT! THAT COP WITH ANOTHER SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT NIGHTSTICK!
RS: This is just ridiculous!
HBK: See, Panther...I didn't wanna do this...I really didn't! But like I said before, you need to be put in your place! See...by closing the NFWA, I was doing the world a favor! I was ridding the world of an evil...as sinful program, and I think the World is thankful, but Panther...you just don't seem to get it! I mean...you've been dabbling in that filth for so long...that you too seem to be consumed by evil! Well Panther...there is only one way that I see fit of getting that evil outta you...and that's to beat it outta you! Ya know what...gimme that!
(Shawn lays the camera down on the ground, with Panther's body out of camera view.)
VJ: Michaels...what the hell is he doing, Rosie?!
RS: I dunno, but this is bad! I mean...Panther's out there all by himself! He's handcuffed! he can't defend himself, and now Michaels and these damn cops **THUD** what was...**THUD** what are they doing?!
VJ: Michaels...**THUD THUD THUD** Shawn Michaels...what the hell are they doing to Panther?!?!?! What in God's name...
(We see a small stream of blood run down the street in front of the camera.)
VJ: my God, what has Michaels done to Panther?! What has...God!
HBK: (sound of paper crumpling in the background) Thank you officers! Panther...(laughs) it's been fun, buddy! I'll see ya when I see ya...chump! HAHA!
(Michaels grabs the camera, takes one last shot of Panther's bloody body, then climbs into the back of the police car with the officers. The engine starts up, and the car pulls off, leaving Panther lying on the side of the road)
RS: Wait a minute! They're not gonna leave him out there, are they?!
VJ: Michaels and the police...they've just done a number on Panther and...my God he's stranded! Panther's been beaten down and left for dead!
***Commercial***
**During the break**
(The scene opens in the parking lot, where we see Diamond and Crystal rushing out of the arena towards their car)
VJ: Fans, this was the scene during the break...we just witnessed that heinous assault by Michaels and those police officers...I don't even know if they were real cops or not, and there you see Diamond and her sister Crystal...rushing out of the building...and they got outta here as fast as they could. I can only assume that Diamond is coming to her husband's aid...
RS: How the hell is she coming to his aid?! We don't even know where he is!!!!
VJ: This...this is tragic, folks! Absolutely tragic!
Tina Vs Darkest Desires
***BUZZZZZ! BUZZZZ! BUZZZZZZ!!!!***
(Suddenly, the lights drop, and the "You Gets No Love" remix hits the PA system. Throbbing red and pink spotlights shine over the arena, smoke and red lasers roll out from the locker room, with the lasers fanning out in the shape of a Superwoman "S", before a diamond-shaped pyro explosion goes off. The crowd boos wildly as Tina walks out onto the stage followed by Kevin Taylor)
VJ: Fans, I'm guessing we're scheduled to have Tina face Desires here...what is this?!
RS: That's Taylor!
VJ: Kevin...Yancy...Taylor! The son of a bitch, I haven't seen or heard from him since he got his ass kicked by Dave last week on the Slam! And now he's out here with Tina...what the hell is he doing here?!
RS: Vince, I dunno, but lemme tell ya, Kevin had better not come over here and try any of his bullsh*t with me cuz God as my witness I will bitch slap the hell outta him! You hear me?!
VJ: Well...Tina and Kevin Taylor...what his relationship is with Angelfire, I have no clue--HEY!!!!!
(Tina grabs Rosie by the hair and pulls her out from behind the commentary table)
VJ: C'MON, TINA, LEAVE HER ALONE! TINA'S GOT ROSIE! I CAN'T BELIEVE--OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROSIE HIT TINA!!!! ROSIE SANCHEZ JUST SLAPPED TINA RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE--OH NO!!! TINA! DAMN IT, NO! NO!!! DDTINA ON ROSIE!!!!!!!!! DDTINA, SON OF A...DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ROSIE SANCHEZ SHE JUST DID THAT TO!!! ROSIE SANCHEZ...WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?!??!! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, DAMN IT?!?!?
KT: (adjusting his headset) Veejie, Veejie, Veejie! (claps)
VJ: What the hell...I can't believe she just did that to Rosie!
KT: Veej...please calm down! See...as the #1 broadcast journalist in the game, I couldn't just sit back and allow you and that hoodrat floozy to sit out here and talk smack about Angelfire! To spread your pro-NFWA propaganda! NO! I would be letting down my legions and legions of fans out there, so Veej, I am out here once again! Not for myself, but for you! to help you out! To make you look good! To bring some life back into this program! And most important of them all...to spread the good word! Aren't you happy to see me, VJ?
VJ: I think you need to thank your lucky stars Delaware Dave isn't here!
KT: (silence) Don't ever mention that name again! You hear me?
VJ: Tina's in the ring, and she's got a mic--
Tina: CUT THE DAMN MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! (music dies down/crowd boos) You guys saw what just happened to Panther! You saw what happened to him at the hands of the Heartbreak Kid, and that is just another example of what happens when you cross the Almighty Angelfire! And Darkness...honey...I hope you were watching that little incident with Panther! Because as bad as that was, I'm gonna beat you even worse! So honey...
(Suddenly, "The Way You Like It" hits the PA system, and the arena lights drop. Blue and purple spotlights shine on stage as Darkest Desires walks out from the locker room with her whip)
KT: Now wait! Tina wasn't done talking! Who the hell does Desires think she is?!
VJ: Desires...Desires saying the time for talking is done! Desires came here to fight! She came here to get her hands on Tina, and that's exactly what she's gonna do! Dark headed down the ramp to ringside...
KT: Wait, Veej! She's got a whip! She cannot get in there with that thing!
VJ: Desires hits the ring...watch Tina...
Ding Ding Ding!!! **Music dies down
VJ: OH!!! There's the bell and Tina's all over her! Look at Tina now...stomping away on Dark! Stomping away upon the former Women's Champion!
KT: yes, Veej, yes!!!! Imagine Dark thinking that she's even in Tina's league! She can't compete again Tina! She can't compete!
VJ: Tina...much larger than Dark--OH!!!! TINA HAS HER BY THE THROAT!!!! TINA WITH DESIRES HIGH INTO THE AIR...AND SHE JUST LAUNCHED HER ACROSS THE RING! Desires...she is in some trouble here!
KT: And Tina's about to burst her bubble, right here live in her homestate of Albany! What a great setting for an Angelfire night!
VJ: Yeah, well if this is her homestate, it's hard to tell! Watch Tina...Tina measuring Dark here...charges in with the clothesline--misses! Desires now--OH MY GOODNESS! HURACANRANA BY DARK TAKES TINA OVER! THERE'S THE COVER...NO! SHE'S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER! DESIRES HAMMERING AWAY UPON TINA WITH RIGHT HANDS! PISTON-LIKE RIGHTS TO THE HEAD OF THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF ANGELFIRE!!!! Desires in control of this thing, Kevin! And what's she doing now--
KT: Oh now c'mon! She cannot do this!
VJ: Desires has the whip again!
KT: Referee, you cannot permit this! This is disgusting!
VJ: Desires fixing to give that damn Tina a trip to the proverbial woodshed!!! Dark with that bullwhip...Tina back to her feet--OOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KT: GOOD GRIEF!
VJ: TINA CAUGHT THAT SHOT RIGHT ACROSS THE BACK! AND AGAIN!!!! THAT'S 3!!! 4...5....6....7...8...9...10!!! 10 LASHES ACROSS THE BACK OF TINA!!! AND LISTEN TO THIS CROWD! THEY ARE ON THEIR FEET FOR DARKEST DESIRES!!!!
KT: how the hell is the referee gonna allow that?! She shouldn't only be disqualified...she should be arrested...right along with that felon Panther--HAHHA!!!
VJ: Oh wait!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
VJ: ALYSSA!!! DEADLY CANDY OUT FROM THE LOCKER ROOM STRIKING DARK FROM BEHIND!!!! AND NOW LOOK AT ALYSSA GO TO WORK ON DARKEST DESIRES!!!
KT: Can you smell the justice in the air, Veej?!
VJ: It smells like fish!
KT: WHAT?!?!?!
VJ: nevermind! Tina...licking her wounds in the corner, as Alyssa has Dark by the hair! Angelfire's gonna try and ruin the comeback of Darkest Desires--OH!!! LOOK AT DARK! DARK FIRING BACK ON ALYSSA NOW!!!!!
KT: SECURITY!!! POLICE! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
VJ: Dark getting the upper hand! Alyssa getting rocked by the Queen of Darkness--TINA FROM BEHIND--ALYSSA WITH A CLOTHESLINE! DOWN GOES DARK!!!!!!!!! Desires...damn it, this has turned into a mugging!
KT: And Desires deserves no better! Especially after the savage sneak attack she gave Tina earlier on! Coming out of the crowd like a common criminal! Can we get those cops back here! She needs a little bit of Panther's treatment, doncha think?
VJ: Tina and Alyssa with Dark now...HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S KAMMY! KAMMY ON HER WAY OUT HERE WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
KT: Now this is none of her business!
VJ: Hell yes it is! Kammy and Dark are sisters of destruction! They're best of friends, and now Kammy in the ring with that chair! Kammy with the cha--OH NO!!!!!!!!
KT: HAHAHA!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!
VJ: SHE JUST HIT DARK!!!!! SHE SWUNG FOR TINA AND CAUGHT DARK SQUARE IN THE HEAD--COUGH DROP BY ALYSSA!!!!!!!!! COUGH DROP, DOWN GOES KAMMY!!!! And now look at the look on Tina's face!
KT: Yes! Because she realizes it! She realizes that this night is officially an Angelfire night! Can you feel it, Veej?! Can you feel it?!
VJ: Tina with Dark by the hair...she just got her head taken off by that steel chair...and watch Tina now! Darkest Desires...she can barely stand--AND THERE'S THE DDTINA!!!!!!!!!!!!! TINA HAS JUST SPIKED DARK WITH THAT DAMN DDTINA! And...oh look at her! Tina now hooking the leg, and she just told Alyssa to count it!
KT: Hold your breath, Veej! Here it comes...1...2...3!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! TINA WINS!!!!!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD! OH MY!
VJ: Disgusting!
(The "You Gets No Love" remix hits the PA system as Alyssa raises Tina's hand, and the pair heads back to the locker room with Kammy and Dark lying in the ring)
KT: Veej, tell the truth...was that not the single most moving performance you've ever seen in your life?
VJ: That was absolutely dispicable! A glorified setup for Darkest Desires! Kammy and Desires have been laid out by Angelfire...what else can happen here tonight?!
(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Lightning and Big Foot walking through the hallways)
KT: Oh no! What are these peons doing here?!
VJ: That's Lightning and Big Foot! The Demolitionists on their way out to the ring! Just what do they have on their minds?!
***Commercial***
(The scene opens backstage, where we see Darkest Desires pacing back and forth, as Kammy tries to talk to her)
Kammy: Dark, I am SOOO sorry for what happened out there!
Desires: SORRY?! YOU'RE SORRY?!
Kammy: It was an accident! Believe me, Dark! I would never do anything to hurt you! You're like a sister to me!
Desires: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING TO GET MY HANDS ON THAT BITCH?!
Kammy: Yes...and I'm sorry! I didn't mean it, honest!
Desires: You know what...forget it. It's not even worth it! (turns and walks away)
Kammy: Dark...do you forgive me? Dark...
(Kammy goes chasing behind Dark as the camera cuts out to ringside, where the arena lights dim. A cold win blows through the arena and rain actually begins to fall from the rafters. Then, lightning bolts criss cross on stage, and "Eye of the Storm" hits the PA system. The crowd goes wild as Big Foot walks out onto the stage followed by Lightning. The two high five one another on stage before walking down the entrance ramp to the ring. They slide into the ring, and climb upon opposite turnbuckles, raise their arms into the air and lightning bolts and sparks shoot up from the ringposts behind them. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and Big Foot grabs a mic from the timekeeper. Chants of "Welcome back, welcome back" echo throughout the arena)
VJ: yes, ladies and gentlemen! Lightning and Big Foot are back!!!!!!!!!
KT: What does it matter! 2 washed up hasbeens in a dead fed!
Big Foot: Now...unless you've been living under a rock for the last two years...you know who we are! (crowd pops) Yeah...but incase you forgot...allow us to introduce ourselves! Me...I'm a former NFWA World Champion! Former X-Treme Champion! Former TV Champion! My cousin here...4 time former NFWA Champion! Former I-C Champion! Former TV, X-Treme, you name it, he's done it! I am Big Foot! This is Lightning! Together, WE ARE THE DEMOLITIONISTS!!!!! (the crowd goes wild) We are the Demolitionists, and we're back here in the NFWA for 1 reason and 1 reason only...to make Tina's life I living HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd cheers as Big Foot turns and hands the mic to Lightning. In the crowd, a fan is holding up a sign that reads "Tina's going DOWWWWWWWN!". Chants of "Lightning, Lightning" start to break out across the arena, as Lightning looks into the main camera and smiles and begins to speak)
Lightning: You know what, Albany? (Crowd pops) For the last 3 months I've been out with this knee injury...and for the last 3 months I've had to hear about Tina running her mouth...talking some garbage about putting me out of wrestling! About ending my legacy! Oh no, Tina, you couldn't be more wrong! See...my legacy...just like the NFWA's legacy, will never die! (crowd pops) You can throw all the fits you want, close the fed, whatever! The NFWA's legacy WILL live forever...and that's a helluva lot more than I can say about Angelfire! But ya know something...I see Angelfire out here talking about how they've toppled everyone in their way! About how they've toppled all the opposition! Well damn it, next Sunday at Maximum Carnage, the only thing that's gonna topple is Angelfire! And ya know...I wanna be the one to put that last nail into Angelfire's coffin! I wanna be the one to help end Angelfire's legacy, and I'm wanna do that by taking Angelfire's crown jewel...the heart and soul of the group...and T Money...you had damn sure better believe I mean that Ultimate Title!
VJ: Oh boy!!! Lightning...is he challenging T Money to a title match?!
KT: I didn't think he was that stupid, Veej...well...then again!
Lightning: T Money...or KV, I don't give a damn who it is!!! But the bottom line is that next Sunday night, whoever's got that belt, I want your ass in the ring, 1 on 1 with the title on the line! Now what do you hafta say about that?! (crowd pops)
VJ: Lightning...Lightning has challenged T Money for the title!
KT: yeah! Just remember who beat Lightning's ass for that Title, Veej--
(Suddenly, the arena lights dim, and "Between Angels and Insects" hits the PA system. The crowd goes wild as Psyko Stevo walks out onto the stage with "Mr. X-Treme Title" draped over his shoulder. He walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring and calls for the mic. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and random chants of "Psyko" break out across the arena as Stevo begins to speak)
Stevo: Lightnng--(to the belt) SHHHHH!!!!!! I'm getting to it...I said I'm getting to it...I SAID I'M GETTING TO IT!!! GET OFF MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!! (pauses) WELL GET OFF MY SHOULDER THEN!!! GOD!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE ANYMORE!
KT: Veej, has he been smoking crack?
VJ: Yes...I believe so.
Lightning: Um...Stevo...now as much as we'd love to sit out here with you and the belt...
Stevo: He has a name!
Lightning: Um...yeah! Well as much as we'd love to stay out here with you and Beltelina, eating cookies, drinking milk...all that crap...we're on the tight schedule, so if you don't mind, could you please tell us why the hell you're out here?
Stevo: (straightens up/smiles) Oh...alrighty then. **clears throat** Mr. Lightning...Mr. Foot (Big Foot nods) WHO THE HELL DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE?! HUH?!
VJ and KT: (shake their heads)
Stevo: I MEAN, YOU GUYS SIT OUT ON YOUR ASSES FOR 3 MONTHS DOING GOD KNOWS WHAT WHILE ME AND MY TITLES BUSTED OUR ASSES IN THE NFWA!!! WE WERE THE ONES FIGHTING ANGELFIRE NIGHT IN, NIGHT OUT! AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, YOU GUYS WALK IN OFF THE STREET AND THINK THAT YOU CAN COME IN HERE AND JUST GRAB A SHOT AT THE TITLE?!!! WELL HELL NO, SAYS I! IF ANYONE'S GETTING THAT TITLE SHOT, YOU HAD DAMN SURE BETTER BELIEVE IT'S BE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Whoa...Stevo laying the law down...
KT: And that's exactly why the NFWA will never topple Angelfire! They're just not united!
VJ: Lightning...I don't think he knows what to think!
KT: Funny, I don't think he ever could think! The moron!
VJ: Lightning's got that mic...
Big Foot: (snatches the mic) Wait a minute, cuz! I've got this one covered! (crowd pops) Now Stevo...I've seen you around, sport! I've heard a lot about you! The Ironman of the NFWA! The Ninja Master! The King of X-Treme--STOP! "King of X-Treme"?! King of X-Treme, Psyko, pally, lemme tell ya! You're not the King of X-Treme! Not yet, anyway! As far as I'm concerned, until you beat me, you ain't sh*t!!!!!!!! (crowd ooohs)
KT: Well now!
VJ: Things...definitely getting a little tense!
Stevo: (holds the belt up to his ear) What's that Mr. X-Treme Title...yes...you're right! That DID sound like a challenge! (steps up to Big Foot)
Big Foot: You're damn right it was a challenge! You put that belt on the line, and I'll show you just who the real King of X-Treme is!
Stevo: Oh yeah?
Big Foot: Yeah! What do you say about that?
Stevo: Well...um...I dunno! Maybe (pops Big Foot in the mouth)
KT: HOLY CRAP! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?!
VJ: STEVO HIT BIG FOOT! STEVO...BIG FOOT FIRES BACK!!! STEVO AND BIG FOOT GOING AT IT NOW! STEVO AND BIG FOOT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING! LIGHTNING IN THEIR NOW! WE'VE GOT OFFICIALS OUT HERE TO SEPARATE THESE 2 MEN! THIS ISN'T FUNNY, KEVIN!
KT: THEH HECK IT ISN'T! THIS IS PURE QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT! THIS IS WRESTLING THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!
VJ: These officials trying to get Big Foot and Stevo off of one another! These 2 men...they're trying to kill each other! I can't believe it...what we're seeing here!
( The crowd boos as the officials separate Big Foot and Stevo. Chants of "Let them fight, Let them fight" echo through out the arena. Officals try to drag Stevo out of the ring as the camera pans the arena one last time before fading to commercial)
***Commercial***
(The scene opens backstage, where we see Tina talking to someone in the hallway)
VJ: Fans, we're back on the Slam, and...who the hell...who...HEY! IS THAT HAVOK!??!?! JOHNNY HAVOK?!?!?!? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! WHY THE HELL IS TINA TALKING TO HAVOK?!?!
(Tina pats Johnny on the chest before walking away with a smile on her face. The camera cuts to the hallways outside of the VIP room, where we see T Money standing in front of the door with his 2 belts. Amy Dumas is standing beside him with a mic)
AD: T Money, it's been quite a night thus far! We've seen your Tag Team partner unmasked tonight...revealing himself as Kid Money, which is certainly a shocker considering the past between you two. Not to mention the situation with Panther, but in all the chaos and carnage, you still have an Ultimate Title defense here tonight against Scarlet KV. Now...I'm not sure if you heard what KV had to say earlier on, but he seems to think that there's gonna be some interference in this match. Any comments?
T Money: Look...I don't need no damn interference to beat KV! See...he couldn't even beat Rage, and we know how I done handled his punk ass, don't we?
AD: Well...
T Money: Exactly! I don't need no interference! I don't need nobody but me, myself and I to put a thug ass whoopin on Scarlet KV! In fact...I'm gonna guarantee that right here tonight, there ain't gonna be no Angelfire interference in that match! Ya hear that? No one from Angelfire is gonna get involved in that match, and if they do...then that sucka's gonna hafta deal with me personally! But KV, it really don't matter none! Cuz in the end, whether it's 1 on 1, 1 on 3, 1 on 25, the fact of the matter is that you can't beat me! I'ma prove to the whole world why they call me the Ultimate Champion! Why they call me the One Man Killin Spree! And when it's all over, they ain't gonna call you the Psycho of Madness no more...they ain't gonna call you the near-perfect creation! What they gonna be callin yo ass is WASHED...UP! Now you don't gotta like it...you can hate it all you want...but sucka...YOU DAMN SURE BETTA DIG IT!
(T smirks at Amy, and heads back into the VIP room. Suddenly, the cameras cut back out to ringside, where a HUGE pyro blast goes off in the rafters, and the arena lights drop. Flashing red and orange spotlights roam the arena, "Ether" by Nas hits the PA system, and white sparks shoot out of the cage as it slowly lowers down towards the ring.)
VJ: Well fans, here we go! We're getting ready for a steel cage match! It's Steel going 1 on 1 with Kerrboski! It's the New Age going up against Angelfire once again!
KT: yes Veej...and this New Age...how have they done so far tonight?
VJ: Well...
KT: 0-1! Angelfire has been winning! Angelfire has been on fire here tonight, and Veej, I'm going out on a limb here...I've got that feeling...that funny feeling that tonight, Angelfire's winning streak is only gonna continue!
VJ: Angelfire trying for a clean sweep here...will they be able to get it done?!
Cage Match: Steel Vs Kerrboski
The "Olympic Theme Song" blasts over the PA and gold fireworks fall from the ceiling as the Kerrboski walks out with a Tag Title belt on his shoulder and poses at the top of the ramp. He walks down to ringside, climbs into the ring and raises his title belt into the air as the music dies down, the lights return to normal and Without me by EMINEM hits the pa's, lights go out, blue and white lights flash threw the arean, snow starts to fall from the rafters and a huge pyro explodes from the entrance way. He walks down the entrance ramp, climbs into the cage and the referee calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Well here we go! Kerrboski taking on Steel, also
known as Glacier.
KT: And its in a steel cage! Steel has no chance at
beating this World Class Superstar!
VJ: Well Steel starting things off with a headlock on
Kerrboski and Kerrboski tries to escape but pushes
Steel off the ropes and gets knocked down with a
tackle! Kerrboski off the ropes and nails an elbow
drop! Kerrboski wanting to punish Steel in as many
ways as possible. Kerrboski with a hard bodyslam on
Steel as DJP looks on.
KT: Kerrboski is climbing the cage! He's gonna win it
that early!
VJ: STEEL SHAKES THE ROPES!! Kerrboski falls down onto
the ropes! Steel taking advantage of it by stomping
Kerrboski and DJP trying to get in the ring! Steel
making sure he doesn't by kicking the cage. Kerrboski
from behind with a schoolboy......2....Steel kicks
out! DJP just knocked out the referee on the outside
and took his key! He opened the door! DJP tosses in a
table! Kerrboski with a piledriver on Steel!
Kerriboski setting up the table in the ring and Steel
back up but dazed. Kerrboski tosses him off the
ropes...clothesline but Steel ducks...off the
ropes....Steel with a huge dropkick on Kerrboski!
Steel has him back up! Kerrboski off the ropes...ICE
PICK!!! Steel just planted Kerrboski! DJP in the ring
now! Falling neckbreaker on Steel!! Referee trying to
get DJP out of the ring but he rufuses!
KT: This is great. DJP is helping out his friend,
nothing wrong with that. Who is that??!?
VJ: HERE COMES JAYSON CAGE!!!! Cage in the ring!
FALLDOWN ON DJP!!!! DJP is out and these fans are
loving it!
KT: That should be a DQ!!
VJ: Jayson Cage just evened the score! Kerrboski and
Steel getting back up! Steel has Kerrboski set!
PUMP-HANDLE SLAM!!! Cover! 1.............2.........NO!
Kerrboski barely kicks out! Steel cant believe it!
Steel having words with the referee and Kerrboski back
up! Turn around Steel! REVERSE SUPLEX SENDING STEEL
FLAT ON HIS CHEST! Kerrboski is ready for anything
now! He's got a chair from DJP! NO! Come on damnit!
Kerrboski hitting Steel with that chair! Steel is down
and hurt! Jayson Cage back in the ring! KERRBOSKI JUST
DOWNED CAGE WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!! STEEL WITH A LOWBLOW
ON KERRBOSKI AND ALL MEN ARE DOWN!!! Steel starting to
move and....yes he's up! Steel climbing the cage! he's
halfway up there and now Kerrboski is up and climbing
too! Steel at the top and he see's Kerrboski climbing
up to him! Steel is trying to knock him off but
Kerrboski punches him and gets to the top! Both men
are on top of that 50 foot cage! Kerrboski signing for
something! OH NO!!!! BOSKI SLAM OFF THE 50 FOOT CAGE
THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!!!! THATS GOTTA BE IT!!!!!
Kerrboski isn't moving!! Steel isn't moving! Both men
are down and the ref makes the count!
1.........2.......3........4.......5.........6..........7......Kerrboski
moving...........8........9......Kerrboski with an arm
over Steel's chest!
1...................2..................3!!!!!! THis
match is over!
KT: And of course the best man won! Kerrboski! The
World Class Superstar!
Announcer: Here is your winner, Kerrboski!!!
VJ: Kerrboski has pulled this thing out!
KT: Oh yes he has, Veej! Yes he has, and most important of all...the Angelfire streak continues!!!! What an Angelfire night!!!!!
(The scene cuts backstage, where we see Lightning and Big Foot being escorted back to the locker room by officials)
Lightning: (officials clamoring in the background) Ok! Ok...don't worry about it! We're fine...
Official #1: You guys watch yourselves!
Lightning: Don't worry! We're cool...let's go Foot.
(The 2 open the door to enter their locker room. When they walk inside, they see Tristram sitting on the bench with his TV Title belt dangling from his right hand. Upon seeing Lightning, Tristram springs to his feet and springs towards him)
Lightning: HEY! WHOA, WHOA! What the hell...
Big Foot: Can't you read? The sign on the door says "Demolitionists" jackass!
Tristram: I got something to say to you!
Lightning: (looks around) Um...(whispers to BF) I think he's talking to you!
Tristram: No, I mean you, Sparky!
Lightning: Sparky?
Tristram: Oh yeah, that's right! See...I've been in this fed for a year now...and since the day I stepped through those doors, there was 1 person I looked up to, and that's you! You're a legend! You're an icon in the NFWA! And me...I'm pretty damn good myself!
Lightning: Listen...I'm flattered. Really...but I don't have all night, so if you have a point, can you PLEASE get to it?
Tristram: What I'm saying is next week...the last FNS ever! I'm making a challenge to you! 1 on 1...just to prove to myself...and to all these guys in the NFWA locker room that I truly belong up there with the legends of the NFWA! What do you say to that?! Huh?!
Lightning: (smiles) You want a match? Well you've got it, pal! Next week...me and you!
Tristram: Let's finish off FNS with a bang!
(Lightning and Tristram glare at one another for a moment,then Tristram looks at Big Foot before turning and exiting the room. Lightning and Big Foot look at one another, as the graphic for Scarlet KV and T Money appears on screen)
VJ: Well folks...it's next!!! It's the Ultimate Title on the line! It's T Money! It's SKV! It's do or die! And it's next! Stay with us!
***Commercial for Maximum Carnage...next Sunday, only on PPV***
(The scene opens in Angelfire's VIP room, where we see T Money, Kerrboski, DJP, Firestorm, Kid Money and "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders standing around as Tina paces back and forth with a big smile on her face)
Tina: Guys...first off...I just wanna thank you! Each and every last one of you...Alyssa...DJP...Kerrboski...Kid! (punches him in the arm) I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS YOU!!!!!
Kid Money: Learn something new everyday!
Tina: (smiles) Yes! Everything that has been in our path tonight, we have toppled...just like we said we would do! We've run through them all...and now there's only one thing left...and that's for T Money to beat Scarlet KV's ASS...and walk out STILL the NFWA Ultimate Champion...showing once and for all that team Angelfire is absolutely UNSTOPPABLE!!!!!
T Money: (smiles) Yeah!
Tina: And T...don't worry! I know what Scarlet KV's capable of...he's been walking around here saying he's changed! He's a changed man...well I don't buy it! He's got something up his sleeve, I know he does! Well that's ok...because we're gonna get him before he gets you!
T Money: Yo Tina...
Tina: Alyssa...Firestorm...I want the two of you behind the stage!
T Money: Superstars...wait up in the lobby...Kid...I dunno! But when I give the signal...
T Money: TINA!
Tina: What?
T Money: I don't think you heard me earlier on! Tonight, it's me Vs Scarlet KV...and it's gonna stay ME VS SCARLET KV!!!! I'm gonna do this sh*t, and I'm gonna do it all alone! (turns and walks out of the room)
Tina: What do you mean you're gonna do it all alone?! We're a family?! We're a team! T GET BACK HERE!!!!! T!!!!
(Tina follows behind T, as the camera cuts back out to ringside for the final match)
Ultimate Title: T Money (Champion) Vs Scarlet KV
(The arena lights dim as "Dragula" hits the PA system. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as a bright red spotlight shine upon the stage, and Scarlet KV steps out from the locker room. He walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring and smiles into the main camera as the crowd cheers in the background. The music dies down...2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage. "The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system, red and blue spotlights fill the arena, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as T Money steps out from the locker room with the I-C Title over one shoulder and the Ultimate Title strapped around his waist. He raises his arms into the air to a surprising pop from the crowd, then walks down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and raises the Ultimate and I-C Titles into the air as the crowd takes pictures. The music die down. The lights return to normal and T hands his belts over to referee Jim Jonathan. He and KV then go face to face as the referee calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Well folks...this is it! The NFWA Ultimate Title on the line! Scarlet KV and T Money! It's do or die for KV! His first...and most likely his last chance ever to become the Champion!
KT: And it's gonna be a failure! Look at him...that slimey bastard! He says he's changed! Well Tina's right! He hasn't changed at all! I bet he's got Black Blood lurking this arena as we speak just waiting to screw T Money outta the tit--OH!!!! HOO HOO!!! DID YOU SEE THAT VEEJ!
VJ: T Money just slapped KV--KV COMES RIGHT BACK WITH A RIGHT HAND! AND ANOTHER! SCARLET KV OPENING UP ON T MONEY!!!
KT: Illegal fists! DQ! DQ!
VJ: Irish whip by KV...reversal by T Money sends him into the ropes! KV coming off...ducks the superkick from T Money! From the other side now--SPINNING WHEEL KICK CONNECTS!! RIGHT ON THE MONEY!! THE COVER BY KV!!! 1...2...NO!!!!!!!!!! T Money able to get the shoulder up...and that fast, we almost had a champion!
KT: That was a fast count, Veej! I know now! He's paid off the referee!
VJ: Will you stop?! T Money...he's a little dazed after that shot from KV! Trying to pull himself back to his feet...and watch KV! KV charges in with a clothesline...OH! T Money able to duck out of the way, and clothesline of his own sends KV up and over and to the outside!!!! T Money...
T Money: THIS SUCKA AIN'T NOTHING! (mixed reaction)
KT: See, Veej! They're warming up to it! They realize what the true power of Angelfire is all about!
VJ: Well...T Money getting a few cheers here tonight. I dunno what to say about that, and where is he going?! Money to the outside...KV trying to pull himself back to his feet on the other side of the ring...T Money! T Money underneath the ring AND HE'S GOT A SLEDGEHAMMER DAMN IT! HE'S GOT A DAMN SLEDGEHAMMER!
KT: Completely legal!
VJ: IT IS NOT LEGAL!!!! This is illegal as it comes! I thought he said he was gonna win this thing fair and square!
KT: And he is! All by himself! No help from Angelfire at all!
VJ: Money stalking him with that damn sledgehammer! Don't tell me! KV! KV...look out--
KT: OH MY GOSH--WHAT?!
VJ: KV DUCKS THE SLEDGEHAMMER--LEG SWEEP TAKEDOWN! DOWN GOES T MONEY! DOWN GOES MONEY! KV upon the guardrail now...MOONSAULT PRESS!!! RIGHT DOWN ACROSS THE CHEST OF T MONEY!!!! What a move by Scarlet KV...and things...right now, things not looking up for the Champion!
KT: Veej, quit trying to count him out!
VJ: Oh boy! Handful of hair by KV sends T Money back into the ring, and KV follows him back into the ring! KV...it could only be just a matter of time! Just a matter of time before he walks out with the title...
KT: OH LOOK! VINCENT! T'IS TINA! T'IS FIRESTORM!!! WHY...T'IS ANGELFIRE!
VJ: Son of a bitch, WHY?! T Money said he wanted to do it on his own! Angelfire on their way out here to ringside?! What's gonna happen?! Fans...don't go away! We'll be back!
***Commercial***
**During the break**
VJ: Fans, this was the scene during the break! T Money had regained the upper hand, and take a look at this here! He just spotted Firestorm and Tina on the outside! T Money distracted by his own Angelfire members...AND WATCH KV! KV ROLLING HIM UP FOR A 1...2...ALMOST GOT THE 3! ALMOST!
***LIVE ACTION***
VJ: And now fans, we're back! Live action here in Albany! Ultimate Title on the line! ROUNDHOUSE KICK BY KV CAUGHT T MONEY RIGHT ON THE JAW!!!!! T Money...he almost got his head taken off! And...hey wait a minute! Tina's on the apron...
KT: I'm sure she's informing the referee of the illegality of that last move--WHA-WAIT!
VJ: OH! KV'S GOT TINA! KV'S GOT TINA..
KT: UNHAND HER!!! YOU FIEND!
VJ: What is he gonna do?! Watch T Money!!! Money from behind...KV turns around--OH!!! Boot to the midsection by T! T Money now...off the ropes--AND THE MONEY KICK!!!!!!!!! That could be all right there! Hook of the leg by T Money...2...AND THR--NO!!!!!! KV kicks out once again!!!! KV kicks out again, and T Money can't believe it! T can't believe it!
KT: Don't worry about it, T! Stay on him! Stay on him!
VJ: Oh look at this here! T Money yanking KV back to his feet here! Irish whip in...Scarlet KV off the ropes--AND RIGHT INTO A SLEEPER FROM T MONEY!!!!!!! T Money with that sleeper cinched in deep!
KT: He's putting SKV's World Title chances to bed once and for all, Veej! Once and for all--HEY!!!!!
VJ: JAWBREAKER!!! JAWBREAKER BY KV AND MONEY IS DOWN! T MONEY IS DOWN! WHAT A COUNTER BY KV!
KT: HE CAUGHT HIM IN THE THROAT! DQ! DQ! GIVE THE WIN TO T!
VJ: Can KV capitalize here?! Can he turn this thing around and pull out the win! Can he--WAIT A DAMN MINUTE! FIRESTORM!! FIRESTORM YANKING KV TO THE OUTSIDE! WHAT THE HELL!!!!! FIRESTORM--HE'S GOT HIM BY THE THROAT!
KT: See Veej! This is Firestorm telling Scarlet KV what NOT to do in a match! he's so helpful!
VJ: He's gonna give him the Big Time on the outside! I can't believe that son of a bitch--IT'S KRAZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KT: WHAT?!?!?!
VJ: KRAZED! KRAZED FROM THE LOCKER ROOM AREA! TEARING INTO FIRESTORM! KRAZED BEATING THE HELL OUTTA FIRESTORM ON THE OUTSIDE! WATCH TINA! TINA GOING AFTER KRAZED--KRAZED CATCHES HER WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!
KT: THAT'S HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND!
VJ: AND SHE JUST GOT HER HEAD KNOCKED OFF BY KRAZED! KRAZED HERE TO EVEN UP THE ODDS--OH NO! BASEBALL SLIDE BY T SENDS HIM CRASHING INTO GUARDRAIL! T Money...oh, he doesn't look happy at all! T Money with KV by the hair and tosses him back into the ring!
KT: You've made him mad now, KV! You've made him mad now!
VJ: T Money...looking to finish this thing off! KV getting back to his feet...T charges in AND RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!! T Money...
KT: Sing it with me, Veej! Everybody! (singing) It's over! It's over now...
VJ: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Money now...with KV back to his feet--AND A HARD KNIFE EDGE CHOP!!! AND ANOTHER! Irish whip in...a bit of a reversal...Money off the rope--WHAT?!
KT: TINA!!!!!!!!!
VJ: TINA!!! TINA TRIPPED UP T MONEY! TINA TRIPPED UP HER OWN MAN!
KT: What did you do?! What the heck...
VJ: BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION BY KV!
KT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
VJ: ENDLESS CRUCIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE ENDLESS CRUCIFY DAMN IT!!! THERE'S THE COVER!!! KRAZED HAS TINA...1...2...3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!! **Cue "Dragula"
Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA Ultimate Champion: Scarlet KV!!!!
VJ: oh my goodness fans! he's done it! KV has done it!
KT: RECOUNT!!!
VJ: KV has pulled this thing out!
KT: RECOUNT!
VJ: KV IS THE BRAND NEW ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!!
KT: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Oh wait a minute! Here comes Angelfire!!!! Angelfire out from the locker room, and watch Krazed! Krazed and Scarlet KV making a run for the hills! The New Champion escaping through the crowd!!! This crowd is going absolutely crazy!
KT: (crying) NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! (GAGS)
VJ: OH!!!!!!! IT'S DAVE!!! DELAWARE DAVE FROM THE CROWD ONCE AGAIN! DELAWARE DAVE ATTACKING KEVIN TAYLOR! DELAWARE...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
(Dave continues to choke Keven Taylor from the crowd until security guards rush him and drag him from the arena kicking and screaming. A mixture of "Dave" and "SKV" chants echo through out the arena. On the other side of the ring, the Superstars and Alyssa chase KV and Krazed through the crowd. Back in the ring, Tina is having a fit as T Money looks on. She grabs a mic from the ring announcer and begins to speak)
Tina: (to T) I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU!!!! HOW THE HELL...HOW...WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED OUT HERE?!?!?!
VJ: I'll tell ya what happened! Ya just screwed your own man outta the title! Tina cost her own man the belt!
Tina: T...YOU RUINED OUR ANGELFIRE NIGHT! WE HAD IT SWEPT! WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?!?!?!?! (crowd boos/"Herpes" chant) Well you know what, T! You failed me...and damn it, you're just gonna hafta be punished for your actions! Firestorm...
VJ: What the hell is this all about?! What the...Firestorm--DAMN IT HE'S GOT THAT CROWBAR!!!!! Firestorm just handed Tina a crowbar! What is this...
Tina: T...I don't wanna do this, but damn it you made me do it! I don't have a choice!
VJ: Tina...oh c'mon damn it! Don't tell me! Tina...T Money getting back to his feet! Tina gonna hit him with the crowbar--WAIT A MINUTE!!! KID MONEY...KID MONEY WITH TINA--DDT ON TINA!!!!!!!!!!!! DDT...WHAT IN THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?! TINA IS DOWN!!! KID MONEY JUST DROPPED TINA, AND NOW LOOK AT FIRESTORM!!! FIRESTORM GOING AFTER KID--KID WITH THAT CROWBAR TO THE GUT OF FIRESTORM!! CROWBAR TO THE GUY--AND A SHOT RIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!! FIRESTORM IS DOWN!! KID MONEY...COMING TO THE AID OF HIS PARTNER! COMING TO THE AID OF T MONEY AND NOW WATCH T!!! T WITH TINA NOW!!! T MONEY AND KID MONEY LOCKING EYES...OH MY GOODNESS! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON TINA! HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON TINA! GOOD GOD! GOOD GOD!
(the crowd cheers as Angelfire rushes back out of the crowd and storm the ring. T and Kid Money roll out of the ring and escape through the crowd and chants of "Money, Money" echo through out the arena. "The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system, and the crowd goes wild)
VJ: Oh my goodness! It appears that T Money and Kid Money...the Young Killaz have divorced themselves from Angelfire! The Young Killaz...I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
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