(The lights drop, as "Nevermind" by Nirvana hits the PA system. The crowd pops in the background as Spike slowly walks out from the locker room, glares into the crowd and starts down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, glares evily into the crowd and walks over to a farside corner, where he waits for his opponent. The lights then return to normal and the crowd boos wildly in the background as "I wanted a mohawk, but mom wouldnt let me get one" by AFI blares over the PA. "Fate" Matt Siteman appears on stage with a smirk on his face. He starts down the entrance ramp, climbs upon the apron, then to the top rope, where he raises his hands into the air as a roar of boos comes up from the front row. Spike wastes no time rushing Siteman, spearing him into the corner... )
Ding Ding Ding
VJ: Well, this match is under way and Spike ramming Matt Siteman into that turnbuckle with a spear!
KT:Whoopty Doo! Spike, this "Dracula 2000" wanna be..He couldnt beat Matt if his life depened on it!
VJ: Yeah right, OH! Matt just came firing back with visious right hands to the face of Spike! Look at Spike hit the ground! Now that..look at Matt Siteman just stomping away! HE doesnt give a damn!
KT: Your right Veej, and look, now its getting exciting!! thats what you call RUTHLESS AGRESSION! Hahaha!
VJ: Give me a break! Matt pulls Spike to his feet, My GOODNESS, what a DDT by matt Siteman! Looks like Matt is getting the uperhand over Spike!
KT: Yes! Yes!
VJ:What are you so happy about?
KT: I think I just won the lottery!! Wow!
VJ: Will you pay attention to the match....OH!!! SPIKE JUST CAME FLYING OUT OF THE RING CLOSE TO OUR ANNOUNCERS TABLE!
KT: Hey, Get him away from here! get back in the ring spike, you have a match!
VJ: Siteman on his way out to get Spike..LOW BLOW! LOW BLOW BY SPIKE! That hurts!
KT: Cheater! Thats illegal, he should be disqualified veej and you know it!!!
VJ: Spike..Whats he gonna do now? Spike just rammed Matt headfirst into that Ring post! Damnit! That Little Spike! He is not playin games...
KT: I know, hes too busy cheating giveing low blows to be playing games!
VJ: The ref stil counting...hes at 6...7...8..And Spike slides back into the ring. Spike going after him again, Wait..OH! That had to hurt...Siteman just clipped Spike and he fell right on his face! matt back to his feet..Elbowdrop on Spike!
KT: Count em ref..1..2..No, Spike got his shoulder up..This ref is counting as slow as a molasas!
VJ: The ref was not..Forget it..lets get back to these two competitors in the ring..Siteman who will face Tristram this sunday at Slamfest..he just dropkicked his teeth down his throat, my god!!! Spike is down folks.
KT: I hope he doesnt get up!
VJ: Will you give it a rest and just call the match! We all know you dont like him but cut him some slack jack...
KT: And eart a big mac? Nevermind! Thats right, get him matt!
VJ: Spike..tryin to get up but Matt with the stop..MATT JUST BLASTED HIM WITH A KICK RIGHT TO THE MOUTH! Spike has got to be hurt! Wait, whats this, matt Siteman is going up to the top...WHAT THE...TRISTRAM FROM THE LOCKERROOM...He HAS THAT LHW TITLE IN HIS HAND! I THINK MATT SITEMAN HAS SPOTED HIM AND...OH! OH!! TRSITRAM JUST KNOCKED HIM SILLY OFF THE TO ROPE WITH THE LHW TITLE BELT!!!
KT: WHAT THE HELL? Whats GOING ON? Hes Not suppose to be out here! Security, Get Him OUTTA HERE! DamnIT! He cant win like this...
VJ: THE REF AS ATTENDING SPIKE WHEN TRISTRAM JUST CAME AND HIT MATT WITH THAT LHW TITLE! I think he was gonna go for the Last Breath..Spike now slideinmg over..he puts his arm over Matt..
KT: 1...No!...2..No, dont let em win, get up Matt! 3!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner: Spike! ***Cue***"Nevermind"
VJ: and this is all over, Spike has done it! He has said hewants to prove himself and he just pinned matt right hee in the middle of the ring! Its Over! What a brawl between these two athletes!
KT: Are you kidding me?! This wasn't a match, this was highway robbery!!!!!!
VJ: Tristram has just cost "Fate" Matt Siteman this encounter against Spike...and Siteman...oh! He has gotta be furious! What's gonna happen Sunday night when these 2 men square off?!
(The camera cuts back to the Angelfire VIP room, where Sewaside Gutta Mouth are talking to Tina)
Sewaside: So, Tina! Angelfire's a unit?! Angelfire's a family?! Well tell me what happened to all of that family talk when Gutta Mouth was out there getting his ass kicked?! Where was the family then?!
Tina: Listen...I dunno who you think you're talking to, but...
(Suddenly, the door opens, and in walk the World Class Superstars with the Tag Titles over their shoulders. A hush falls over the room, as Sewaside and Gutta Mouth stare them down)
DJP: Uh...hey guys...
Kerrboski: What's going on?
Tina: (rolls eyes) Nothing guys.
Sewaside: Nah, wait a minute. Tina...tell me something real quick...since you're on this sh*t about team players...how come these 2 chumps are never around to help when we need em? How come...they're never around when sh*t goes down? Huh?
DJP: Dude! What's with all the negativity?!
Kerrboski: Yeah! What are you trying to say?!
Sewaside: I dunno!
Kerrboski: Well damn it...you're TOTALLY outta line here!
DJP: Yeah...I mean...what? Are you jealous of us because you're not the tag champs or something? Are you angry because Tina finally came to her senses and realized that you chumpstains are SO unworthy of a Title shot?! Is that it?
Gutta Mouth: Title shot?
Kerrboski: Yeah!
Gutta Mouth: (laughs) Oh...we got the title shot! We got the title shot...hahahahahahaha!!! (he and Sewaside walk towards the door and exit the room)
Kerrboski: (to Tina) What's he mean they've got the shot? (silence) I thought you said you'd get it cancelled? I thought...
(Kerrboski and DJP both look at Tina, confused. The FNS theme plays in the background, as a graphic for the Main Event appears on screen)
VJ: Fans...oh my goodness, all is not well in Angelfire! Will they be able to co-exist here tonight when T Money teams with Sewaside to take on Psyko Stevo and Ice Cube?!
KT: And let's not forget what Tina said about Joanie! Joanie gets hers as soon as she sets foot in this building, Veej!
VJ: Don't go away!
****COMMERCIAL****
(The scene opens backstage, where again, the camera is focused on the backdoor, where Lyla Page is waiting with the crowbar)
VJ: Folks, we're back on the Slam, and again...there you see Lyla Page. She is awaiting Joanie, and folks...if you're just joining us, earlier tonight, Tina promised us that she would take her sister out! She would dispose of Joanie...
KT: And I'm wondering if that no good fink Panther somehow got word to her what was going down! Because she shoulda been here by now, Veej!
(The scene cuts to Diamond's office, where we see Amy Dumas standing alongside Panther and Diamond)
AD: Well, folks, I'm back here with Panther and Diamond, just 24 hours away from your big match against Tina and Firestorm at SlamFest. If you win, Angelfire disbands and is driven out of the NFWA for good. If you lose...the NFWA closes down. Now...we heard what Panther had to say earlier on, but I wanna know is are you ready? Are the two of you physically and mentally prepared for your match on Sunday night?
Diamond: And Amy, that's gotta be the stupidest question I've ever heard in my life. First off, let's point one thing out: Tina can't beat me! She's never beaten me, and she never will beat me! And time and time again, Panther has showed that Firestorm's no match for him! But like he said, this isn't a wrestling match we're going into...this is a war! And no matter what Tina says, how she runs her mouth...I don't give a damn! In the end...when the smoke clears...we'll be standing tall, and Angelfire will be going out of the NFWA! Period!
AD: Well...strong comments, but can I ask your feelings on the situation with Joanie? I mean...you two haven't really been on the same page with Joanie as of late, but tonight, Tina has openly said that Angelfire will take her out! They'll dispose of her. Panther...knowing your history with Joanie...are you worried about her in the slightest way?
Panther: (brief silence) Amy...Joanie can take care of herself!
AD: Um...ok. I'll just leave it at that. Thanks guys.
(The camera cuts to another part of the locker room, where Tristram is walking with the TV Title, when suddenly, he's approached by Krazed)
Krazed: Well, well, well, big boy! What's happenin, madman?
Tristram: What do you want?
Krazed: Calm down, dawg! Calm down...I just wanted to congratulate you on holding down the Light Heavyweight Division the way you been doing? (snickers) Yeah...I wish you all the success in the world against Siteman on Sunday!
Tristram: Thanks!
Krazed: Yeah...enjoy that little Lightweight belt...because as far as the TV Title goes...that sh*t is mine!
Tristram: What?
Krazed: You heard what I said! After I beat Shark's ass at the PPV, that TV Title is coming to me!
Tristram: Now wait a minute! I dunno who...
???: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
KT: Oh wait a minut--
VJ: GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!! MATT SITEMAN FROM BEHIND WITH A LEAD PIPE JUST CAUGHT TRISTRAM IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!
KT: Did you see that?!?!?!
VJ: Tristram distracted by Krazed, and he got waffled from behind by Fate! And look at Siteman now! He's snapped! He is choking the life outta Tristram with that crowbar!! He is choking...THAT IDIOT KRAZED GETTING HIS SHOTS IN TOO!!! KRAZED TAKING CHEAP SHOTS AT TRISTRAM!!! TRISTRAM BEING DOUBLE TEAMED BACKSTAGE!!!
KT: He should know never to turn his back on...
VJ: OH MY!!! IT'S SCARLET KV!!!!!!!!
KT: LOOK OUT!!!
VJ: OH!!! KV WITH A CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF SITEMAN!!! ANOTHER...AND KV MANAGES TO GET SITEMAN OFF OF TRISTRAM...AND LOOK AT KRAZED GET OUTTA DODGE!!!! THAT NO GOOD, COWARDLY SON OF A BI--
KT: OH MY GOD, IT'S SHARK!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: WHAT THE...SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!! SHARK JUST SPEARED KRAZED!! SHARK'S GOT KRAZED!!! SHARK GOING TO WORK!!! GOOD GOD...
KT: SOMEBODY GET HIM OUTTA THERE!!! GET A HARPOON OR SOMETHING! THAT GUY IS WAY OUTTA LINE!!!
VJ: Officials trying to pull Shark off of Krazed! And KV!!! KV getting his shots in as well!!!
(Officials manage to pull Shark off of Krazed, as he climbs back to his feet and walks out of the room. Shark turns around, going face to face with Scarlet KV, who in turn, flashes a sinister smirk in his direction. The graphic for the Main Event appears on screen as the FNS theme plays in the background)
VJ: Well folks...still to come here tonight, it's a preview of SlamFest! It's Psyko Stevo and T Money doing battle with Sewaside and Ice Cube! Ice Cube and T Money will be in the same ring...who knows what will happen! Fas...stay tuned! More FNS when we return!
****Commercial*****
NFWA SLAM of the Night
Showtime (6/22/02):
VJ: THAT... THAT.. that's JET LI! JET LI through the crowd and SWEET
JESUS! MY GOD! JET LI just leveled Kerrboski with a ROUNDHOUSE! JET LI
with a ROUNDHOUSE ON KERRBOSKI!
KT: What the F*CK!?
VJ: SMALL PACKAGE! SMALL PACKAGE! The referee is in the ring... ONE,
TWO, THREE!!! IT'S OVER! GLACIER JUST LOCKED IN A SMALL PACKAGE AND
PINNED KERRBOSKI!
Ding, Ding, Ding!!
Announcer: Here are your winners, the Natural
Disasters!!!!
KT: BULLSHIT!
(****LIVE ACTION**** The scene opens backstage in the locker room, where we see Psyko Stevo talking over strategy with Ice Cube)
VJ: Fans, we're back, and again, there you see Psyko Stevo and Ice Cube! The X-Treme and Ultimate Champions respectively! Right here tonight, they will do battle with T Money and Sewaside! Ice Cube and Money go face to face for the final time before SlamFest! What a match it's gonna be!
Jayson Cage and the World Class Superstars Vs Drake Stone and the Natural Disasters
("You Could Be Mine" by GNR hits the PA system as the arena lights drop, and blue and white pyro shines on the entrance. Snow begins to fall from the rafters as Glacier and Iceberg walk out onto the stage and head down the entrance ramp to the ring. Glacier is walking with a very noticable limp as the pair climbs into the ring, the lights return to normal, and Iceberg calls for a mic. The music and crowd pop dies down as Iceberg raises the mic to his lips and speaks)
Iceberg: Now ya know...me and my brother...we've been here for a long time. We've seen a lot of superstars come and go in the NFWA...we've seen a lot...from the Legion of Destruction, to the Dynasty, to the GNL, to Black Blood, to Angelfire! Through just about every era, we've been through it! Me and my brother...we're 2 time former Tag Team Champions...and this Sunday night...it was gonna be our third, and the biggest one of them all! On the biggest stage of them all...the biggest PPV of them all...SlamFest 2!!!!! (crowd pops) Yeah...but unfortunately...that can't happen. Because my brother...as you can see...he's not 100%, as last Saturday night...he suffered a pretty bad back injury, and looks as if he's gonna be out of action for a little while! (crowd boos) Yeah...but don't you worry, fans! See...after SlamFest...and BELIEVE ME...the NFWA WILL LIVE ON after SlamFest...(wild pop from the crowd) after SlamFest, we will get our title shot! And I don't care whether it's the Superstars, Cosa Nostra! Whoever! The fact of the matter is that when we get the shot...we will not lose, and they will find out first hand just WHO DA MAN...REALLY IS!!!!!!!!!
(The crowd pops in the background, when suddenly, the Olympic Theme starts up over the PA system. The arena lights drop, golden sparks shower from the rafters, and the crowd begins to boo as the World Class Superstars walk out onto the stage followed by Jayson Cage. The trio walks down the entrance ramp, climbs into the ring and goe face to face with the Natural Disasters, almost surrounding them. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and chants of "You Suck, You Suck" echo throughout the arena)
VJ: What is this?
KT: What? They're scheduled to be out here right now!
VJ: Yes, but obviously we won't be having that match here tonight! Glacier is in no condition to wrestle!
Kerrboski: Now wait a minute, guy, wait a minute! I don't blame you two chumpstains for backing out of our match at the PPV one bit! I mean...yeah, Jip Lee may have helped you beat us last week at Showtime...but you know it, I know it, the whole world knows that at the PPV...you two were SOOOOO TOTALLY gonna get the holy crap kicked outta ya by the World Class Superstars!! (crowd boos) Boo all you want, because you know it's the truth! heh...see these 2 cowards right here...normally...normally I'd let them slide...because let's face it, who in their right mind would wanna step into the ring with us?! I mean...we're the baddest team in all the land! The greatest of all time! You'd hafta be an IDIOT to even consider competing against us!
VJ: Is he calling Sewaside an idiot?
KT: He is--DAMN IT!! STOP TRYING TO START TROUBLE!!!!!!
VJ: I'm just saying!
KT: Well button your lip! We've got a champion in the ring! You shut your mouth and let the champ speak! And be a broadcast journalist for a change...you...toupee wearing FREAK!
Kerrboski: Now like I said, normally we wouldn't even waste our time with you...it's just that because you can't take that match tomorrow night...Joanie...that little bimbo decided to book us in a match with our own Angelfire brothers, Sewaside and Gutta Mouth!!! (crowd pops) SHUT UP!!!!!! (crowd pops again)
DJP: (snatches the mic) You ignoramuses don't get it!!! See...we don't wanna fight Cosa Nostra! Sure...they're ugly! They're stupid, and they smell bad! But we're all about unity! We're all about Angelfire! The family! We should hafta fight our own teammates, and now only is Joanie a complete idiot for booking the match in the 1st place...but this jerkoff Glacier is an even bigger one for being so such a clumsy bastard in the 1st place!
VJ: Aww c'mon!
KT: It's the truth! had he been more careful at Showtime, we wouldn't be going through with this right now!
(Chants of "DJPussy" start up in the crowd, and DJP begins to go off. Suddenly...)
Glacier: (takes the mic from Iceberg) Alright! Alright...the 2 of you can come out here...you can run your mouths, but hey...you're worried about Team Angelfire...there will be no Team Angelfire, because after Panther and Diamond get done with Tina and Firestorm, Angelfire will be put 6...feet...DEEP!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)
KT: Oh...what a whore! HEY!
VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! CAGE FROM BEHIND...THAT'S AN INJURED MAN!!!! CAGE ASSAULTING AN INJURED MAN! LOOK OUT---NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOSKI SLAM ON GLACIER!!!!! BOSKI SLAM!!!! DAMN IT, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
KT: The moron had no business talking to our Champions in such a disrespectful tone!
VJ: And look at Jayson Cage!! He's got that chain in there! The same chain, perhaps, that he'll use Sunday night when he faces Drake Stone...and he's wrapping it around the throat of Iceberg!!!! Cage wrapping that chain around the throat...and watch DJP!!! DJP locking up the Lion Tamer on Glacier!!! DJP...
KT: HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: WAIT...THAT'S DRAKE STONE!!!!!!! THAT'S DRAKE STONE OUT FROM THE BACK...JAYSON CAGE GETTING OUTTA DODGE!!! JAYSON CAGE...
KT: Kerrboski...DJP!!! GET OUTTA THERE!!
VJ: Oh...watch DJP--OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STONE HENDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DJP JUST GOT DRILLED WITH A DRAKE STONE STONE HENDGE!!!
KT: Get on him, Boski!!!
VJ: And now look at Kerrboski! Hammering away with right hands to the head of Stone! The masked man, Drake Stone in some trouble here!!!
KT: Yeah! This oughta teach him...hey wait a second!
VJ: Who the...that's Sewaside! Sewaside and Gutta Mouth on their way down to the ring!
KT: What are they...
VJ: Sewaside headed into the ring...he's got that chair--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! HE HIT KERRBOSKI!!!!!!!!!
KT: WHAT?!!
VJ: SEWASIDE...HE SWUNG FOR STONE...HE HIT KERRBOSKI!!!! AND WATCH STONE...BIG BOOT, AND TO THE OUTSIDE GOES SEWASIDE!!!
KT: Darn it, Side! What were you thinking?!
VJ: Was he aiming for Stone, or was he aiming for Kerrboski?! And now Stone has the chair!!! Stone....proping that chair up into the midsection of Kerrboski in the corner...
KT: GUTTA!!! SEWASIDE...DJP!!!!! WHERE THE HECK DID CAGE GO?!?!?
VJ: DRAKE STONE...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH--OH!!!! THE STONE HENDGE WITH THE CHAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE STONE HENDGE...DRAKE STONE HAS JUST DONE SOME MAJOR DAMAGE ON TEAM ANGELFIRE, AND THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
(Drake Stone's music hits the PA system as flashing red spotlights flood the arena. Stone walks towards the ropes and points towards the stage, where Jayson Cage stands with the chain around his shoulders)
VJ: And oh! There you see Stone! Stone pointing at Jayson Cage, my goodness! He is ready! He is ready for SlamFest! Ready for the chain match! Ready to kick Jayson Cage's ass!
KT: Well he'd better be ready for some payback, because I promise you, Angelfire won't take that lying down!!!
(The scene cuts backstage, where Lyla Page is still waiting for Joanie.)
Lyla: (looks at her watch) God! (sucks teeth) Where is she?
Unknown female: AAAAAAAAAAAH--EEEEEEEEEEEEH--RRRRRAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!
KT: OH MY GOD, IT'S PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: WHAT THE...THAT'S NOT PINK!!!! THAT'S THAT SAME WOMAN WHO ATTACKED KAMMY SATURDAY NIGHT!!! THAT'S THAT SAME WOMAN...SHE'S DOING A NUMBER ON LYLA PAGE! CHOKING PAGE OUT!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT?! WHO THE HELL...
KT: OH WAIT! IT'S JOANIE!!!
VJ: JOANIE HAS ARRIVED!! JOANIE HAS ARRIVED...AND LOOK A PAGE!!! PAGE GETTING THE HELL BEAT OUTTA HER BY THIS UNKNOWN WOMAN!!!
KT: LYLA! JOANIE'S HERE!! JOANIE'S HERE!!!
VJ: Oh my God, folks! What's gonna happen when we return from break?!?!
(Joanie continues into the arena as the unknown woman continues to pummel Lyla on the floor. We fade to commercial)
***DURING THE BREAK***
VJ: Fans, this was the scene in the parking lot during the break! This unknown woman...whoever she is, she was escorted rather harshly from the building.
(A clip plays of a large security guard dragging her out of the building and tossing her into a dumpster)
KT: That's just wrong!
VJ: Ain't it? Well folks...this mystery woman...whoever she is...she may have just spoiled Angelfire's plans---OH!!!!!!!
(***LIVE ACTION*** A huge white pyro explosion goes off on stage as the "You Gets No Love" remix hits the PA system. Throbbing red and pink spotlights shine over the arena as Tina steps out from the locker room and walks down the entrance ramp with a look of determination on her face. She slides under the bottom rope, and signals for the tech crew to cut the music. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and the "She's got Herpes" chants start up once again)
Tina: DAMN IT, YOU PEOPLE SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (LOUD boos) I SAID SHUT UP!!!!!!! Ya see...it's becoming pretty damn obvious around here that if you wanna get something done, you've gotta do it yourself!!! So JOANIE MARIE LAURER...
KT: Uh oh! You know she's in trouble now!
Tina: JOANIE MARIE LAURER...GET YOU ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (crowd pops)
VJ: Tina...my goodness, she's actually gonna go through with this! Tina...Tina's actually calling Joanie out here!
KT: Let the destruction begin!
("Survivor" starts up over the PA system and the crowd goes wild! Pink, purple and green spotlights flash on the stage as the house light dim, white pyro sparks shoot up on stage, and the crowd gives a huge pop as Joanie walks out from the locker room with a look of confusion in her eyes)
Tina: DAMN IT, CUT THAT SH*T OFF!!! CUT IT OFF NOW!! THIS AIN'T A DAMN CEROMONY!!!! JOANIE, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!!!!!
(The music abruptly stops and the arena lights return to normal as Joanie continues down the ramp saying "What's going on?!" She climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and approaches her sister in the center of the ring)
Joanie: What's your damn problem?
Tina: MY PROBLEM?!?!?! MY PROB...WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK MY PROBLEM IS?!?!?!?!?
(The two women stare one another down for a brief second. Tina, with an almost psychotic look in her eyes, continues)
Tina: "Tina...don't worry! I'll take care of it! I'll take care of everything!!" (giggles) You trifling bitch! (crowd reacts) You'll take care of everything...well tell me what the hell have you done to take care of everything, huh? I mean...what? You throw yourself at Panther! You sleep with Panther?! I dunno what the hell happened between you two, but you call that taking care of things?! And then not only that...you deliberately cost Firestorm the match against Panther at Showtime! You cost us our chance to make the stipulations for our match at SlamFest...and then go out there later on that night and get your ass kicked by DIAMOND!!! That skanky bitch Diamond, and you call that taking care of things?! Huh, Joanie?!
Joanie: Listen...
Tina: NO! YOU LISTEN!!!!!!!!! Every since your brought your ass back to the NFWA, I've been trying as hard as I can to keep Angelfire off of your ass, because believe me, they haven't liked you from the start! (deep breath) See Joanie...I know we've had our little differences in the past...I know we haven't always gotten along, but damn it, I tried to change that this time around! I mean...I tried to help you out! I gave you power!!! I gave you authority! I gave you your revenge on Diamond, and how do you repay me?! By trying to destroy Angelfire?!?!?! (crowd ooohs)
Joanie: Huh? Tina...wait a minute...
Tina: No, don't even try to deny it, because it's true! For the past couple of weeks, you've been trying your hardest to break this group down! To come between us, and don't even try to deny it!! (begins to pace) And ya know...Joanie...all I wanna know is why! What problem do you have with Angelfire? What is it?! Do you think that...I dunno, if you help destroy us or something, that Panther will suddenly wake up and come running back to you? Is that it? You wanna be on Panther's good side again?
Joanie: (laughs)
Tina: Joanie, I'm dead serious here! (Joanie continues to laugh) Joanie...will you listen to me?!
Joanie: Tina, please!
(Joanie turns to walk away, when suddenly, Tina grabs her arm, spins her around and slaps her across the face. The crowd is in total shock as Joanie turns towards Tina in anger)
Tina: Now you listen to me, you little bitch! Now...I could take you out right here, right now if I wanted to! But ya know what...you're my flesh and blood! You're my sister, and that's why I'm gonna give you a choice! See...when I came here in February, Joanie...when I came into power, I had intentions of shutting this piece of crap fed down for good!!!! (crowd boos) I was gonna shut it down, but couldn't...because Panther tricked me into this position as co-CEO, and that contract said that I couldn't make any major decisions without consulting him first! Well as you can see, Panther's no longer CEO...you are, Joanie! And as CEO...you're the one that can decide this fed's future! So Joanie...what I'm saying is that me and you...we can forget the whole thing ever happened...we can forget SlamFest, we can forget this show, we can forget it all...all you hafta do is say the word! All you hafta do is agree with me to shut this fed down right here...right now...(crowd boos)...and it'll all be forgiven!
VJ: Now wait a minute! Wait a damn minute!
KT: Veej, we could be witnessing history right here!!!!
VJ: Tina...Tina trying to convince Joanie to close the fed now! She doesn't wanna wait to SlamFest!!
KT: Veej...I'm gonna miss you!
VJ: Oh c'mon, damn it! Joanie, don't do it!! Don't do this!
Joanie: Now lemme get this straight? You want me...to shut down the fed?
Tina: Shut it down NOW!
Joanie: (smiles sweetly) Oh...well why didn't you say so, silly! (giggles) I think you already know what I'd say to that! (laughs)
Tina: (smiles) Yeah! I think I kn--OH!
KT: WAIT A DARN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: JOANIE CLOCKED TINA!!!!! JOANIE...SHE JUST HIT TINA RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT MIC...
KT: THAT'S HER SISTER SHE JUST DID THAT TO!!!!
VJ: Tina just knocked silly with that microphone, and Joanie's got Tina now! Forearm shot to the head!! And another!! Irish whip...Tina sent back into the buckle, and watch Joanie! Joanie not in wrestling attire!
KT: Security!! Can we get some security...Oh!
VJ: HANDSPRING ELBOW RIGHT ON THE JAW!!!!! Joanie has just torn into her sister...and now she's got Tina by the hair!!! Joanie dragging Tina out towards the center of the ring...this crowd is on its feet!
KT: Can somebody do something about this?! Can somebody please...
VJ: JOANIE WITH TINA...
KT: NO! NO!! NOOOOO!!
VJ: THE REAL DEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOANIE HAS JUST PLANTED HER SISTER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN RING!!!!!!!!!!!
KT: That is so...ARRRH!!!!!!!
("Survivor" starts up over the PA system once again, and the crowd cheers as Joanie hops out to the floor and begins walking back up the entrance ramp)
VJ: So ladies and gentlemen...we have our answer! The NFWA...for tonight at least, not going anywhere! Tina's plan just blew up right in her face!!!
KT: Don't speak so soon, Veej! Look!
VJ: Huh...hey wait a minute! That's...those Angelfire suits up on the stage with Firestorm...we've got about a dozen suits up there and MY GOD!!! FIRESTORM'S GOT THAT BLOW TORCH!!!! FIRSTORM'S GOT THE DAMN BLOW TORCH!
KT: Oh yes! What about this, Joanie! Ms. Real Deal! Ms. CEO!
VJ: Firestorm and these damn suits on the ramp...blocking Joanie's path...hey...hey...that's Alyssa!!! Deadly Candy from underneath the ring...
KT: Oh Joanie!
VJ: Joanie! Turn around! Alyssa with that crowbar--NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!
(Alyssa runs up from behind and hits Joanie as hard as she can with the crowbar, knocking her to her hands and knees. The camera cuts back to Diamond's office, where she and Panther are watching on a monitor. Back at ringside, blood begins to pour from Joanie's head as the Angelfire suits grab her and drag her up towards Firestorm on stage)
VJ: Oh my goodness folks! Joanie just clocked from behind with that crowbar...and these suits...these men taking her up to Firestorm on the stage!!! These men...tell me they're not gonna do what I think they're gonna do! Tell me they're not!
(The crowd boos as Tina rolls out of the ring, and she and Alyssa begin to walk up towards the stage where Joanie is)
VJ: My goodness, folks! Joanie has been busted wide open...and watch Tina! Tina coming up to the stage...c'mon, damn it! She's helpless! Joanie...she's helpless up there!
KT: Well she should've thought about the consequences before she put her hands on Tina!
VJ: Joanie busted wide open up there, and look at Tina! Taunting her with that mic...these suits...these suits just holding her limp body! Joanie is out of it up there and---C'MON!! NO!!!!!!!!!!! TINA WITH THE MICROPHONE RIGHT TO THE HEAD...AND ALYSSA WITH A CROWBAR TO THE RIBS!!!! TINA AND ALYSSA!! DAMN IT...THEY'RE DOING A NUMBER ON JOANIE!! THEY'RE...THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL HER OUT HERE!!!!
Tina: See what you made me do, Joanie?!?! See...I didn't wanna do this!!! Why did you make me do this, Joanie?! Why did you ma--
VJ: OH C'MON!!!!!!!! TINA WITH ANOTHER HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD OF JOANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tina...of my goodness, Tina with another shot to the ribs! This ain't right, damn it!! This ain't right!!!!
(Tina stands over the bloody Joanie, laughing as fans begin to chant "Panther, Panther")
Tina: Oooooh..."Panther!! Panther!! Panther!!!" They're chanting for your hero, Joanie?! Where is he?! "Panther!! Panther!!! Panther!!!!" Take a look at your little Chyna Doll, Panther!!!
(The scene cuts back to Diamond's office, where Panther's eyes are glued to the monitor, but he's not moving. Back at ringside, Tina continues)
Tina: See, Joanie...(slaps her across the face) LOOK AT ME, DAMN IT!!!!! Joanie...I didn't wanna hafta do this, but you brought it all on yourself! So PANTHER...DIAMOND...I hope you're watching this, because this is only half as bad as what we've got in store for the 2 of you!!! Get her Firestorm!
VJ: Get her...OH NO!!!!!!!!! FIRESTORM TRYING TO SPARK UP THAT BLOW TORCH!!! THIS IS GOING TOO FAR, DAMN IT!
KT: uh, uh! This is Angelfire justice right here!
VJ: Angel...this is the exact same thing that Firestorm did to Panther! My God...somebody stop this! Somebody!!! Damn it! I don't care if it's Panther or not, somebody in the back, please don't let this happen! Don't let--NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The blow torch lights up, sending a fireball flying right into Joanie's face. EMT's and officials rush out from the locker room to Joanie's aid, as Angelfire heads back to the locker room laughing. Once again, the camera cuts back to Diamond's office, where she and Panther continue to watch on the monitor. Diamond turns towards Panther with a concerned look)
Diamond: You ok?
Panther: (brief silence) Um...let's go!
(Panther taps Diamond on the shoulder, and the two of them get up and head exit the room as we fade to commercial)
****Commercial for SlamFest 2...followed by a Game Cube commercial****
(The scene opens in the parking lot, where we see Joanie being loaded into an ambulance)
VJ: Fans...we're back, and there you see the aftermath of what just transpired before the break. Joanie...Joanie called out to ringside by Tina...obviously a setup...and Joanie...my God!
KT: Well so what, Veej? It's not like we didn't know it was coming! Tina said she was gonna dispose of Joanie as soon as she set foot in the building, and take a look at what just happened!
VJ: Well...this is tragic! And there's no other way of describing this! Joanie...I don't care what she did, that's her own damn sister she did that to! Her twin sister at that! These 2 women...I can't even...
KT: Veej, she gave her a choice! Either close the NFWA or get taken out! Joanie chose the latter, and she's suffering because of it right now!
VJ: I'm not gonna argue with you. I don't agree with a lot of the things that Joanie's been doing over the past couple of months...but this...this is too much! Folks...Panther and Diamond have left the building...Joanie being carried out here...this is tragic!
(The ambulance shuts its door, the siren begins to blare and the vehicle tears out of the parking lot with Joanie in the back. The camera cuts back into the arena for the main event)
Ice Cube and Psyko Stevo Vs T Money and Sewaside
(2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage as "The Bloodline Anthem" starts up over the PA system. Flashing red, blue and silver spotlights shine on the stage, and the crowd boos as T Money walks out from the back with his newly one I-C Title draped over his shoulder. He's followed by Sewaside, who's wearing a Cosa Nostra t-shirt. Sewaside gives T dap as the 2 start down the entrance ramp to the ring. Halfway down the ramp, a fan tosses a cup of Mountain Dew in T's face)
KT: Now what kinda crap is that!??!?!
VJ: Some fan...some fan just tossed his drink all over T Money!
KT: That is so rude, Veej! I mean...I swear...
VJ: Oh wait a second! T Money going after the fan...T Money going after...
KT: Hey Vince, look!
VJ: What the...THAT'S STEVO!!! STEVO FROM THE OTHER SIDE!
KT: T...Sewaside!!! Look ou...
VJ: OOOOH!!!! PSYKLONE!!!! THE PSYKLONE JUST CAUGHT SEWASIDE RIGHT ON THE JAW!!! AND FROM THE OTHER SIDE THAT'S ICE CUBE!!!! ICE CUBE AND SEWASIDE...
KT: THEY'RE BEING BUSHWHACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMBUSHED!!!!
VJ: They're getting the hell beat out of them on the arena floor! Sewaside and Stevo! Ice Cube and T Money! Ladies and gentlemen! The fight is on!
KT: Fight! I dunno whether we're in Ames or Central Park, cuz this is a f*cking mugging!
VJ: Oh, the language! OH! A chop by Cube! And a right hand sends T Money back into the guardrail...AND A CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM UP AND OVER!!! T MONEY INTO THE CROWD, AND ICE CUBE'S GOING AFTER HIM!!!! Ice Cube fighting T Money into the crowd!
KT: This is supposed to be a civilized match here, Veej!
VJ: Stevo bringing Sewaside back down to the ring...
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Stevo tosses him underneath the bottom rope, and folks, this match is underway!!! Stevo now, headed up top...
KT: Sewaside, look out!
VJ: Sewaside back to his feet! Psyko Stevo getting ready to fly--OH!!!!!!!! SIDE KICK RIGHT TO THE FACE OF SEWASIDE!!!!! Sewaside goes down! Stevo with the cover...2...NO! Sewaside able to get the shoulder up after 2!
KT: Where the heck did T Money and Ice Cube go?!
VJ: I have no idea! The 2 of them battled it out into the crowd...as Stevo now...hammers away with right hands to the head of Sewaside! preppering him with piston-like rights, and watch this now!! Stevo...bringing Sewaside back to his feet--OH!!!! LOW BLOW!!!!! SEWASIDE JUST RACKED PSYKO STEVO WITH A LOW BLOW...HEY WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S KERRBOSKI!!! KERRBOSKI ON HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING...
KT: What on eart--DAMN IT, BOSKI!!!! HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: HE HIT SEWASIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KERRBOSKI SWUNG FOR STEVO, BUT HE HIT SEWASIDE--PSYKOTINATOR ON KERRBOSKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KT: DAMN...IT!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Sewaside is down!!! Kerrboski is down! T Money and Ice Cube are nowhere to be seen! And Psyko Stevo is going up top!
KT: Sewaside...damn it, move man! Move!
VJ: Sewaside hasn't moved an inch since the chairshot from Kerrboski, and now Stevo's up on top! Stevo...hey wait a minute...that's Chris Thomas! Chris Thomas up on the ring apron...DAMN IT, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners, as a result of a DQ: Psyko Stevo and Ice Cube!!!
VJ: Chris Thomas shoving Psyko Stevo off the top rope, causing the disqualification! What is this all about?!
KT: Well Veej, not being the grade A broadcast journalist that I am, you wouldn't be able to realize this, but Chris Thomas is actually scheduled to meet Stevo Sunday night on PPV with his career on the line!
VJ: Thomas...he just just crotched the X-Treme Champ on the top rope, and look at Thomas now! Thomas...going underneath the ring for something...oh my God, he's got a pane of glass!
KT: Remember that, Veej?
VJ: Hell yeah I do! That's the same thing Stevo tried to use agaist T Money in the Cell at Showtime...and watch Thomas! Thomas into the ring with that pane...oh no!!! Stevo...hey Stevo...LOOK OUT--OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KT: HAHA!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?
VJ: THAT PANE OF GLASS JUST SHATTERED OVER THE HEAD OF PSYKO STEVO!!! CHRIS THOMAS HAS LAID OUT THE X-TREME CHAMPION!!!
KT: Chris Thomas is no joke, Veej! He came to play!!! He came to play!
VJ: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!
(The camera cuts outside of the arena, where we see T Money and Ice Cube brawling towards a busy street)
VJ: Oh my goodness, folks! And there you see T Money and Ice Cube! These 2 men still going at it! Still trying to kill one another outside of this arena!
KT: Watch it out there, T! Watch it...OH!
VJ: Right hand by Ice Cube has Money reeling!!! Another one...Ice Cube with the upper hand...oh watch this!!!! Ice Cube...OH!!! T Money ducks the Ice Breaker...OH WAIT!!! T MONEY SHOVING ICE CUBE OUT INTO THAT BUST STREE...
****SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH**THUD!!!!!*****
VJ: OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD, NO!!!!!!!!!! ICE CUBE...ICE CUBE JUST SHOVED OUT INTO THAT STREET BY T MONEY, AND DAMN IT...HE JUST GOT HIT BY THAT CAR!!!! ICE CUBE JUST GOT HIT BY THAT DAMN CAR...MY GOD!!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!!! SOMEBODY...WE NEED SOME HELP FOR ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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