DD: Damn right!

VJ: Tonight, in our main event we have a non-title rematch from SlamFest, as the new Toughman Champion Big Foot does battle with his cousin, the man who defeated him for the World Title, Lightning! As big a match as that is, the whole world wants to know why the hell that match was signed here tonight!

DD: What?! Are fan friendly CEO Panther just wants to make sure that the fans get their money worth here tonight!

VJ: I don't think that's the case at all! I think that the Dynasty signed this match just to cause a rift between Lightning and his cousin!

DD: Aww…who the hell told you to think anyway! The Dynasty isn't trying to screw anybody…you've been watching too many Oliver Stone movies!

VJ: Ice Cube is the special guest ref!!! He hates Lightning and Big Foot! Hell…that's Lightning's opponent at Danger Ground! How the hell do you explain that?!

DD: Well…cuz he's the only non-Dynasty wrestler on the roster that knows how to count! C'mon! Get with the program!

VJ: Something's not right about that one!

Easy E: ICE CUBE! GUYS! WAIT A SECOND!

Ice Cube: (Stops and turns around)

Easy E: Can I have a word with you for NFWA X-Tra?!

Ice Cube: Ya know what…(sighs) Hold on guys! Make it quick! We got some ass to kick!

Easy E: Ok, How do you plan on taking out Lightning on Danger Ground?

Ice Cube: Well E, can I call ya that? Bah who care E, I will make sure Lightning does not ever want to get in the ring again after this match...This is gonna be jsut be and him...Anyone who tries anything will PAY..I'm gonna take Lightning to the otherside and back when we fight...I will make sure...He never wrestles again...Because of the physical and mental trauma he WILL go through at DG..And Lightning...You may think your the best...You may wish your the best...But in reality...YOUR NOT, I'm the best!  And thats all you gotta know...

Easy E: Well Cube, strong words..What do you think of Lightning as a person?

Ice Cube: How many times must I answer this question?  I do not repect anyone in this fed except for myself...Not Krazed...Not Johnny Havok...Not Rage...No one except me...Respecting someone is the worst thing you can do...Doubting yourself is jsut as bad...And I have 110% confidence that I can and WILL beat Lightning's monkey ass all over the ring at DG..And I will make sure that for ever time I FEEL THE BOLT...He will FEEL THE ICE twice as many times...With twice as much....PAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!

DD: Yeah, and I'm sure he's still pissed about that, but did you hear what Ice Cube said in the back?!

VJ: Ice Cube…he is intense! He is determined to take that World Title from Lightning Sunday Night, and I've got the feeling he'd stoop to anything to get it!

DD: Wait! Are you trying to say he's in cahoots with the Dynasty!?

VJ: Not at all!

DD: Good! Cuz he's not! Skankhole!

VJ: I wasn't saying Ice Cube is in cahoots with the Dynasty!!!! You've got that look in your eye again! What do you know, damn it!!!

DD: NOTHING!!!

VJ: I've got a bad feeling about tonight!

VJ: Wait just a minute! We're supposed to be having Hell's Henchmen…

DD: That's not the Henchmen's music!!!! That's that damn Lightning!!!

VJ: Lightning!!! Lightning is on his way out to the ring…

DD: He has no business out here…LOOK OUT CUBE!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!! LIGHTNING RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING!!!!! LIGHTNING IS ALL OVER ICE CUBE!!!!

DD: This is horrible! Get this idiot out of here!

VJ: Lightning…I think he's snapped! He's trying to take Ice Cube out…OH! NO!

DD: HAHAHA! Idiot!

VJ: Krazed and Johnny Havok from behind on Lightning!!!! They're pulling Lightning off of Ice Cube…we're supposed to be having a match here!

DD: F*ck the match! Lightning's fixing to get his ass beat!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is back to his feet now…he looks pissed off!!! Krazed and Havok are holding Lightning…Ice Cube with rapid-fire rights to the head of the World Champion!!!!! Ice Cube is mugging the World Champion…c'mon!!! Somebody stop this!

DD: Nah! Lightning wanted to come out here and sneak attack Ice Cube, let him suffer the consequences!

VJ: It's 3 on 1!!!! This isn't fa…

DD: It's Big Foot!!!

VJ: Huh?! It is!! Big Foot is on his way out the ring. He's got a barbwire 2X4!!!!

DD: Get away guys…NO!!!!!

VJ: BIG FOOT WITH A SHOT TO JOHNNY HAVOK!!! THERE'S ONE FOR KRAZED!!!!!! Here we go again!!!! Lightning and Ice Cube!! They're going at it again!!!!! Big Foot has evened this thing out and now they're trading blows in the center of the ring…oh wait just a minute!

DD: THE DYNASTY!!!

VJ: Aww damn!!!!! It's the damn Dynasty…DAMN IT!!!!

DD: YAHOOO!!!! GET EM!!! GET EM!!!!!

VJ: Rage, Squirrel, Sniper and the Posse are out here…Firestorm is too…they're attacking both groups!!!!!! They're attacking the Demolitionists and the Thrillas!!!

DD: HAHAHA! I told ya they weren't in cahoots with Ice Cube! Look at that!!! HAHAHA!

VJ: OH!!!!!! Rage and Squirrel with steel chairs are beating the hell out of Lightning and Ice Cube!!!! The Posse is ganging up on Big Foot, and Havok in the corner!!! We've got yet another Dynasty mugging here tonight!

DD: Nah Vince! What we have is the Dynasty once again showing the whole world exactly why they run the show…

VJ: Watch Krazed! Krazed is in the ring with a chair…OH!!!!!! HE NAILS FREDO!! There's a shot for Jamal…OH DAMN!!!! NUTT SHOT ON KRAZED!!!! Krazed is down!!!!! Krazed is down!!! Squirrel has that chair…OH NO!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE RIBS OF KRAZED!!!! THERE'S ONE TO THE THROAT!!!! Angel has Johnny Havok…ANGEL DUST!!!!!! Havok is down…Krazed is down…Big Foot is down and watch Rage!! Sniper and Firestorm are looking on…

DD: And they're loving every moment of this! Hell…I'm loving every moment of this! This is great, Vince!

VJ: Rage has Ice Cube…TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!! He just hit Total Annihilation on his former tag team partner!!! That bastard!!! He's got Lightning now!

DD: HAHA! Lightning just can't seem to catch a break with the Dynasty! Look out!!!!

VJ: TOTAL ANNIHILATION ON LIGHTNING!!!!!! Lightning has been laid out!! Ice Cube has been laid out…the Dynasty is reigning supreme here tonight ladies and gentlemen!!! Don't go away! We'll be back after this commercial break!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Friday Night Slam and just before the break all Hell broke loose! We were scheduled to have the Perfect Thrillas take on Hell's Henchmen when Lightning came out of nowhere…perhaps he was enraged by Ice Cube's comments, maybe he was mad about Ice Cube being made the guest ref for his match against Big Foot later on. Whatever it was, a huge brawl broke out between Lightning, Big Foot and the Natural Born Thrillas and then…out of nowhere…

DD: The Dynasty came out and beat all there asses!

VJ: Stop it, Dave!

DD: Don't tell me to stop! I'm just telling the truth! The Dynasty came out here and beat the hell out of each and every last one of them!

VJ: Well the Dynasty viciously attacked both groups…Lightning and Ice Cube were laid out with Rage's Total Annihilation and…well…

DD: The Dynasty showed the whole world exactly why they're the most powerful group in the history of the NFWA!

VJ: Well I just got word from the back, the match between the Henchmen and the Thrillas isn't cancelled! It will take place later on in the card…but I still can't believe what we've seen here tonight.

Rage: Now, as you can see.. I am a DOUBLE CHAMPION!!! (crowd boos) Thank you... thank you.. but I am not out here to talk about these two titles right now... no. I am going to talk about something much MUCH more important than these titles.. and that is the WORLD TITLE!!! (the crowd boos again) Aw, c'mon guys... don't boo me because you know I'm going to win it!! There is really no competition in the world title race now.. I beat Ice Cube, besides.. he sucks. Lightning is just all talk... and Big Foot USED to be good.. for about one match. I mean.. really.. it's lookin kinda bad. SO.. me being the thoughtful guy that I am... is going to try and liven it up a bit! And just HOW can I do that you ask? EASY! I kick the piss out of Lightning and take his title. Since I am the most hated guy in this damn company, everyone will be at my throat trying to get the belt.. but I'm just TOO DAMN GOOD, and they will get hurt. I mean, Ice Cube will be crying like usual, Lightning will talk about how he was a BETTER champ, but actually SUCKED... and Big Foot.. heh.. he's just f*cked up in the head.. so he won't know what to do. I'll even bring more wrestlers into the title race! I mean, Johnny Havok, as arrogant and sucky as that son of a b*tch is.. will somehow think HE deserves a shot.. and I will destroy him. Extremist thinks he deserves whatever he wants.. so I will have to dominate him again... and whoever else steps up, surley WILL be knocked back down. So Lightning... or even Ice Cube.. if he is lucky enough to pull off the upset... MAXIMUM CARNAGE--I'M CALLIN YOU OUT!!!!

DD: HAHA! What about that, Vince?!?!?!!

VJ: Rage has just made a challenge for the World Title! What will Lightning and Ice Cube have to say about this?!

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, up next, the ICON, the SHOWSTOPPA, the MAIN EVENT! Shawn Michaels is in action against the Natural Disaster! Don't go away, more FNS after this!

Rage: (laughs) Did you see the look on Lightning's face when I dropped him on the back of his head earlier?!

Sniper: (Laughing) Yeah! That was great! Let me tell ya something, if that piece of sh*t actually has the balls to give you a title shot, you will be the new World Heavyweight Champ!

Rage: Damn right I will be!

Sniper: (Looks at his watch) Man, I gotta go!

Rage: Awww…the show just got started!!

Sniper: I know…I know! But me and the Posse got some biz to handle.

Rage: Really? What kinda biz?

Sniper: TOP SECRET!

Rage: Aww…that's bullsh*t! I thought we were cool!

Sniper: We are! Don't worry about that! When Panther and Chyna get here, tell em I'll holla at em later! (Shakes Rage's hand)

Rage: Ok. Later man!

Fredo: COUGH…COUGH…COUGH…COUGH!!!!!! (GASP) COUGH…COUGH…COUGH!!!!

Rage: Hey!!! You alright man?!

Fredo: COUGH…COUGH…COUGH…(wheezes and beats on his chest) Aww man…that's some good sh*t!!!

Angel: Yo! Pass that!!!

Sniper: C'mon y'all!

VJ: Top secret biz?! What is Sniper talking about?!

DD: He's gonna tap some ass tonight!!!!

VJ: Idiot!

VJ: Shawn Michaels just took to the skies and took out both Natural Disasters with a huge shot! And look at him go! Shawn Michaels! Shawn Michaels is hammering both men!!!!

DD: The worthless redneck freak!! Get in there and stop him Vince!!

VJ; Shawn Michaels has Glacier by the hair…OH! He catches a thrust to the throat…a 2^nd one! Irish whip by Glacier sends Michaels crashing into the steel barricade!!! Glacier charges in at Michaels…BACK BODY DROP SENDS HIM INTO THE CROWD!!!

DD: NOOOO!!!

VJ: Glacier has just been tossed! Shawn Michaels…he has the stairs!!

DD: Damn it, he's gone crazy!

VJ: Shawn just set the steel stairs down on the floor…Iceberg is back to his feet…HURACANRANA--OH MY GOD!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! ICEBERG'S HEAD BOUNCED RIGHT OFF THE STEEL STAIRS!! HE'S OUT!!! HE'S OUT!!!

DD: Damn it, Vince!!! He's trying to kill em!!!

VJ: Panther signed this match to try and take HBK out of the NFWA picture, but now it looks like his plan is backfiring! Glacier is trying to climb back over the barricade…OH NO!!!!

DD: HE HAS GOTTA BE DISQUALIFIED!!!!!

VJ: Shawn Michaels with the steel stairs just nailed Glacier right in the head!!!!! He's fighting for his life out here!!!

DD: Yeah, well this is a battle he's gonna lose!!!

VJ: Michaels has Iceberg by the hair…he tosses the big man into the ring!! Michaels climbs to the top rope…FLYING ELBOW!!! RIGHT INTO THE CHEST OF ICEBERG!!! Cover…1…2…NO!!!! Foot on the ropes!!!!! Iceberg…

DD: You've gotta hand it to him, Vince! Most people would be dead after that move!

VJ: I don't know about that!

DD: You calling me a liar!

VJ: Yes.

DD: Ok. Just making sure.

VJ: Michaels is loading up for Sweet Chin Music…Iceberg is getting back to his feet! The band is warming up…

DD: Somebody do something about this!!!

VJ: HBK is about to stick it to Panther and the whole NFWA office…oh no!!! Glacier out of the crowd just grabbed the ankle of Michaels…Shawn is trying to fight Glacier off…

DD: Turn around you idiot!!!!

VJ: OH NO!!!!!!!! ICEBERG WITH A HUGE AVALANCHE IN THE CORNER!!! He just pancaked Shawn Michaels!!

DD: HAHA! The only thing I love seeing more than a dead redneck is a flat one!

VJ: What?!

DD: We can call him a deadneck! HAHA!

VJ: Shawn Michaels is down…Iceberg is climbing to the 2^nd rope…THERE'S THE FREEZE!!!!! 600-lbs into the chest of the Heartbreak Kid!!! 1…2…3!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! What about it, Vince?!

VJ: Shawn Michaels…this wasn't right at all! This was a blatant setup by the Dynasty!

DD: Setup?! What the hell is wrong with you?! All our loving CEO Panther was trying to do is give the fans what they want, and that's to see Shawn Michaels get the living piss beat out of him.

VJ: I doubt very seriously that the fans wanted to see that!

DD: F*ck the damn fans! I wanted to see it!

VJ: This is horrible!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, the NFWA Booker has arrived! What is he gonna do here tonight?! Don't go away!!!

RS: Tina! Tonight the Dynasty has caused quite a stir, but where's Pan…

Tina: (Grabs Rosie by the throat) Look, if you see that bitch Mandy, tell her Tina's looking for her!

KT: Ladies and gentlemen, earlier on tonight we saw both Lightning and the #1 contender Ice Cube assaulted by the Dynasty, and later Rage came out and challenged the winner of their match at Danger Ground to a match at June's PPV, Maximum Carnage. In a few moments, I'm gonna try and have a word with Lightning to see what he has to say about the events of tonight as well as his upcoming Title Match at Danger Ground! Back to you Vince!

DD: What about Dave?! Bitch!

DD: Hey Vince, Morpheus is face, right?

VJ: Yup.

DD: Ahh…that pussy!

VJ: Dave, please! We apologize ladies and gentlemen! Kayos is back to his feet…Morpheus catches him with a hard right hand to the face…there's another! Irish whip sends Kayos into the ropes…Morpheus with a huranca---POWERBOMB!!!! Oh my God…HE KILLED HIM!!!!

DD: It's over Vince!

VJ: 1…2…kickout!! How in the hell did Morpheus kick out of that?!

DD: he had the tights! I hate cheaters!

VJ: Kayos has Morpheus by the hair…he whips him hard into the buckle…boot to the midsection…DDT!!!!!! He just spiked Morpheus! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout!!! I thought he had him!

DD: You ain't the only one! That was the best damn DDT I've ever seen!

VJ: Kayos is arguing with the ref about that count…

DD: What the hell?!

VJ: We've got…that's Rodney's music! That's…RODNEY! Rodney Demp is on the stage!!!

DD: Oh my God! Parent, put the kiddies to sleep! If not, Rodney will try to molest them!

VJ: Will you be nice?!

DD: No!

VJ: Rodney Demp is out here, and you remember what happened last week! Look at the look in Kayos' face!!! He wants a piece of Dem--OH!! Morpheus from behind with the schoolboy…1…2…thr..NOOOOO!!!!

DD: That dirty bastard! Get him Kayos!

VJ: Morpheus almost pulled out the upset over Kayos--OH SWEET JESUS WHAT A CLOTHESLINE!!! HE TOOK HIS HEAD OFF!! Kayos…he's snapped! Kayos is putting the boots to Morpheus!! Kayos looks pissed!

DD: Why the hell is that idiot Demp out here!

VJ: He's watching the match! Isn't he allowed to do that?!

DD: NO! Just look at him…worthless pedophile!

VJ: Will you stop it with the pedophile remarks?!?!?! Kayos backs him into the buckle…HARD knife edge chop! There's another one! Irish whip by Kayos sends Morpheus crashing off the buckle…he ducks the head but he's caught with a swinging neckbreaker!!!!! Kayos is down!!!! Morpheus…now is the time!! Now he can turn the tide in this one!

DD: C'mon Kayos! Get up!! Get up!! No!!!

VJ: Morpheus with a cover…1…2…kickout by Kayos! He almost got him there! Morpheus has Kayos by the hair…oh no! Kayos with a rake to the face! He tries for a right…OH!!!!! URANAGI!!!!!!

DD: What the f*ck did you call me?!

VJ: URANAGI SLAM!!!! HE CALLS THAT MOVE THE MATRIX SLAM!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…No!!! NO!!! Almost!!!

DD: This is all that damn ass Demp's fault! Get him back to the locker room!

VJ: Morpheus looks like he's ready for the finish! He has Kayos…OH! Catches a hard right hand to the stomach…Kayos has him hooked up for what looks like a suplex…

DD: Here we go, get a good look at this Rodney! This is what's gonna happen to you if--HOLY SH*T!!!!!!!

VJ: OH GOD!!!!! He brought him up for a suplex and dropped him on his head with a tombstone piledriver!!!

DD: he just snapped his neck!

VJ: My God! Morpheus…he's not moving! Morpheus is hurt on the mat…and look at Kayos!

DD: He's done! Pin him!

VJ: Wait…he's talking trash to Rodney!

DD: F*ck Rodney! Cover him you id--I mean very nice man!

VJ: Kayos is calling Rodney to the ring…and it looks like Rodney is gonna do it! Rodney is coming down the ramp! They could hook up just like they did last week…

DD: Kayos…you idiot turn around!!!!!

VJ: Morpheus is starting to move! Rodney…he's climbing up to the ring apron…Kayos tries for a clothesline but Rodney dodges…OH!!! He snapped Kayos right off the top rope…

DD: Damn it! That's a DQ…OH NO!!!!

VJ: THE MATRIX!!!!!! Kayos is down!!!! Morpheus with the cover…1…2…3!!!!!

DD: NOOOOO!!!

DD: What the hell kinda bullsh*t is that?!

VJ: Morpheus with…I don't know if you'll call that an upset but he looked done after that piledriver!!!! I didn't think he would walk again!

DD: That big cheater!!! This is all your fault Demp! I curse you! I curse you bad!!!!

VJ: Morpheus is celebrating his vic…

DD: IT'S STAKS!!!!!!!

VJ: Staks?! It's Staks!!! Staks has returned to FNS!!!!! Staks is in the ring with a cookie sheet!! Morpheus…

DD: Turn around you idiot…OH!!!!!

VJ: Staks just blasted Morpheus right in the brain!! Right in the brain…FLOWING DDT BY DEMP!!!!!! Morpheus is down!!!!! Kayos and Morpheus are both down, Staks and Rodney are standing tall, and after tomorrow night, these men could be your new World tag Team Champions!

DD: Over my dead body!!!

VJ: (Pulls out a gun) That could be arranged!

DD: Well if they wanna win the gold, they may have to beat Mr. NFWA!!!!

VJ: It's Downcast!! When we come back, Downcast attempts to make history by becoming the 1^st man to win the NFWA Tag Team Titles solo. It's Downcast Vs Blade and Insane, next on the Friday Night Slam!!!!

VJ: Hey Kevin, any word on Lightning?

KT: No Vince. I've been knocking for the last 20 minutes but he won't answer! But don't worry, I promise I WILL speak with Lightning tonight! (Starts knocking on the door)

DD: Taylor, you worthless jackoff! Did it ever occur to you that maybe Lightning isn't in the room?

KT: Uh…SHUT UP!!!!

VJ: Thank you Kevin!

DD: BITCH!

VJ: Watch your mouth!

Firestorm: Don't you know how to knock?!

RS: Guys, Panther hasn't been around all night, I was wondering if you know where he is?

Firestorm: Damn it Rosie, you're lucky I don't grab you by your damn neck and toss you out on your ass! Look, Panther doesn't need a baby sitter. He'll be here when he feels like being here! Until then, you get your pretty little ass out of our room!

RS: Fine…(notices that Rage isn't around. She turns to Squirrel with a sly smile) Hey Squirrel!

Squirrel: What?!

RS: Can I ask you something?! I mean…a little while ago you won the right to get a World Title shot whenever you want it…how do you feel about Rage's challenge to Lightning and Ice Cube earlier tonight?

Squirrel: Well..

Firestorm: Awww no!! HELL NO!! Let me tell you something you dumb cunt, I know exactly what you're trying to do! Trying to start trouble in the Dynasty! GET THE F*CK OUT!!! NOW!!!!!!!

RS: Sorry!!!!! (Runs out of the room)

Firestorm: And get these damn cameras out of here too! Get em…YOU'RE ALL FIRED! ALL OF YOU! GET THE F*CK OUT!!!!! NOW!!!!

DD: Can you believe that bitch Rosie?! Um…her ass is kinda pretty though.

VJ: (Sighs)

DD: Yeah, but…

VJ and DD: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: Kurt Angle is the special guest timekeeper?!?!! What the hell is this all about?

DD: The hell if I know!

VJ: Downcast…he doesn't like this at all! Kurt Angle is gonna be the guest timekeeper for this one…but for some reason he's announced after the bell rings! Aww damn it! Blade and Insane from behind on Downcast!

DD: C'mon ref! Get one of em outta there!

VJ: Blade and Insane have Downcast in the corner and they're putting the boots to him! Double Irish whip sends Downcast crashing hard off the turnbuckle…DOUBLE BACK BODY DROP ON DOWNCAST!! Insane hits off the ropes…ELBOW DROP!! Right into the throat of Downcast! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Downcast!!!! Blade off the ropes with an elbow of his own…MISSES!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! C'mon Downcast! Go!!!

VJ: Since when have you been a Downcast fan?

DD: Since he made Kurt Angle look like an ass last week!

VJ: Some say he had it coming, me however…

DD: Shut up and call the match, skankhole!

VJ: Insane catches Downcast on the jaw with a right hand! Insane with an Irish whip sends him into the ropes…he goes for a back body drop but catches a boot to the face…CLOTHESLINE!!! He drilled him…OH NO!!!! Blade from behind with a big bulldog!! He makes the cover…1…2…kickout by Downcast!!! Downcast is having some real trouble in this one!

DD: Yeah, he may be Mr. NFWA but he needs a tag team partner in this one!

VJ: Blade has Downcast by the hair…Irish whip sends him into the buckle…Blade charges in…OH!!!! Downcast got the boot up and caught Blade right in the mouth!

DD: HAHA! He almost took his head off!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?

VJ: IT'S HIBIKI!!!!!! DAN HIBIKI JUST CLIMBED UP ONTO THE RING APRON AND TAGGED DOWNCAST!!!!

DD: What in tarnation is he thinking?!

VJ: Hibiki just hopped into the ring…is he Downcast's tag team partner?!?!/!

DD: I think he…OH!!!!!

VJ: He charged in at Blade and got caught with an amazing clothesline!!! Insane from behind…TOTAL INSANITY ON HIBIKI!!! Blade tosses him to the outside!!!

DD: HAHAHA! So much for that idiot!

VJ: Hibiki has been tossed and now the Champs are gonna go back to work on Downcast! They have him…I think they're setting up for a double powerbomb!!!!

DD: I like Downcast but this is gonna be…(suddenly starts smiling) look Vince!

VJ: Jevona is up on the ring apron! Um…wow!

DD: Look at them puppies, Vince!!!!

VJ: Jevona is distracting Blade and Insane…OH!!! Downcast with a low blow!!!

DD: Take it off!!! Take it off!!!

VJ: Will you shut up?! Insane just caught a low blow…Downcast with a small package…1…2…Insane breaks it up!!!! Downcast almost won the…oh wait a minute!

DD: Get your ass scratching hands off of her!!!

VJ: Angle just yanked his former fiancee Jevona off the apron!!! Kurt Angle…he just told Jevona and Leena to go back to the locker room!!! Kurt Angle is trying to send Jevona and Leena to the back!

DD: HA! Who the hell does he think he is?!

DD: I thought he was the timekeeper!

VJ: Kurt Angle is obviously using his influence as the booker to change the game!

Kurt: Jevona, Leena! You heard the man, I am the special guest enforcer for this match, and as the enforcer I have the right to ban you from ringside! So get the hell outta here!!!! (Crowd boos)

VJ: Kurt is sending Jevona and Leena back to the locker room…

DD: Damn it!!!! I can't believe the tits…I mean the girls are leaving!

VJ: You've gotta one track mind. You know that right?!

DD: At least I have a mind…OH!!!

VJ: Downcast just nailed Kurt Angle with a baseball slide!!!! Angle is down!!! Downcast is headed over here…

DD: Look out Vinny…OH!

VJ: Insane with a slingshot body press over the top rope just took out Downcast!!! What a wild match this is! Insane is hammering across the back of Downcast with right hands! He has him by the hair…he tried to slam his head into our table but Downcast blocks…OH!!!!!

DD: HAHA! Insane just got a face full of WOOOOOOOOOD!!!!

VJ: That's disgusting. Downcast is headed…WHOA!!!!! (Downcast shoves him down)

DD: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! He just got Johnson!!!! It's official, Downcast is the coolest man in the history of the NFWA!!!!!

VJ: (Getting back up) Downcast…what the hell has gotten into him!

DD: Shut the f*ck up before he comes back over here and beats the sh*t outta you!

VJ: Downcast has my chair and now he's stalking Insane with it…OH!!! Angle just got up and snatched the chair out of Downcast's hands!!!

DD: C'mon! No fair!

Kurt: (To Downcast) I am the enforcer! If you don't obey the rules I will DQ your ass! Got that?!

VJ: Kurt Angle…this has to be…OH!! Insane from behind just nailed Downcast with a clothesline!!!! Insane…Irish whip…Downcast reverses…OH MY GOD!!!!!!

DD: DAMN!!!!!

VJ: Insane just sent sailing into the ring stairs by Downcast!!

DD: He got WOOOOOOD AND STEEEEEEEL in the same match! Only Downcast can do that, Vince!

VJ: Downcast back into the ring…he's measuring Blade…SPEAR…OH NO!!!!! Blade side stepped him and Downcast just took out referee Jim Jonathan!!!!!!

DD: HAHA!! I never liked that slut anyway! Look at this!

VJ: Blade with a boot to the midsection of Downcast…WOOD CUTTER!!!!!! Downcast is down…what the hell is Angle doing?!

DD: He's got a referee's shirt on!

VJ: Alright, this is getting ridiculous! Kurt Angle just climbed into the ring and told Blade to make the cover…fast count…1…2…DOWNCAST KICKED OUT!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! LICK MY NUTS!!!!!!!!!

VJ: (Looking at Dave like he's a fool) Ok that was just uncalled for!

DD: Yeah…well why don't you lick your momma's nuts!

VJ: Blade just set Downcast up on the top and he's climbing up with him! We may be getting ready to see the Sawblade…look at the smile on Kurt's face! Here it comes…NO!!!!!!! Downcast with a back drop from the top almost drove Blade through the mat! Downcast climbs down…he makes the cover…1…2…3!!! Damn it! Count Kurt! Count!

DD: You know that idiot can't count!

VJ: Kurt Angle…he just slid to the floor and grabbed my chair that Downcast snatched from me earlier on. Back in the ring, Downcast has Blade setup for Total Dispear…OH!!!! Blade with a low blow!!!! Blade just nailed Downcast with that one…Downcast falls--OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

DD: WHAT IN THE WORLD?!

VJ: KURT ANGLE JUST BASHED BLADE IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIRSHOT!!!!! He was aiming for Downcast but he accidentally hit Blade!!!! Blade is out like a light!!!! Jim Jonathan is back to his feet…LOW BLOW ON ANGLE!!!! Referee Jonathan with a low blow on the Booker…Insane is back in the ring…Downcast with a boot to the stomach…TOTAL DISPEAR!!!!! There's the cover…1…2…3!!!!!!! Downcast!! Downcast!! Downcast!!!!

DD: Hey, shut up!!!!!!!

VJ: History has been made here tonight in Tampa!!!!! Downcast has won the tag belts all by himself!!!!! And Dave…is cheering!!!

DD: Yeah!!!! Go Downcast Go!!!!!!

VJ: What a night it's been here in Tampa!!!!

DD: Uh oh!

VJ: Well…we're gonna try this one more time. Up next, it's Hell's Henchmen battling the Perfect Thrillas. Stay with us!!!

KT: Lightning! I know you're in there! I would like to have a word with you!! C'mon!! Do it for the fans!!!

DD: That kamikaze jackoff!!!!

Rage: Ok. But let's at least wait til after the PPV to talk about this!

Firestorm: Yeah! This is stupid! Can't believe you guys would let that cunt Rosie come between…hey! Where the hell is Ice Cube?

Squirrel: I don't know! He was supposed to…OH SH*T!!!!

VJ and DD: IT'S ICE CUBE!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is in the Dynasty locker room!!!! Ice Breaker on Squirrel!!!

DD: That idiot!!! He's got a match right now!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is back there and he's all over Rage!!! He's hammering away with vicious rights to the jaw of his partner!!! Ice Cube has a tea pot…OH!!!!!! He just shattered it over the head of his brother Firestorm!!!

DD: That little idiot is ruining the Fine China!!!!!!

VJ: What the hell is going on back there?!

DD: Man!!

VJ: This is our 3^rd attempt at this match tonight and now these 3 men are tearing into each other in the ring, and look at Havok pound away on BJV in the buckle!!!! He is a monster!!!

DD: Yeah he is! But what the hell was that sh*t with Ice Cube in the back! You know that wasn't right!

VJ: Ice Cube apparently lying in wait for the Dynasty…

DD: HAHA! And he's lying on the ground after that shot!!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube just nailed with a jaw buster by Forsaken!!!! Krazed is sent into the ropes by Hellish…Hellish tries for a clothesline but gets caught…SUPERNOV--NO!!!! BJV from behind with HELLBOUND!!! Krazed is down!!!!! These 2 teams are tearing into one another!

DD: It's natural born hatred, Vince!!! I love it!!!!

VJ: Forsaken has Ice Cube setup on the top…he's setting up for what looks like a superplex…OH!!!!!! Cube counters with a shot to the throat of Forsaken!!!!!! He stands on the top rope…FLYING ELBOW!!! Right into the heart!!! He makes the cover…1…2…BJV with a leg drop to the back!!!! This one is out of control here! C'mon ref, get some order!

DD: Order!! F*ck order, somebody needs to put this Ice Cube idiot in jail!!!

VJ: BJV has Ice Cube back in the corner and he's hammering away upon him…wait! Johnny Havok from behind just got the arms of BJV!!!! He's an open target for Ice Cube…and Cube is hammering away with right hands right to the jaw of BJV…

DD: Look out Johnny!

VJ: OH!!!! Hannibal Hellish from behind just nailed Havok with a low blow!!!! Havok is hurt…here comes BJV…BACK BODY DROP BY THE TV CHAMP SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP!!!!

DD: Uh oh! They're getting over here by us!

VJ: Krazed has Forsaken trapped in the corner with a huge boot to the thr--OH MY GOD!!!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?!

DD: UNBELIEVABLE!!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok over the top rope with a hands-free plancha on Big John Vamp!!!!! I…I can't believe we just saw that!!! He must be at least 300 lbs. doing a move like that! Havok has BJV by the hair…oh! He catches a knee to the midsection! BJV has Havok by the hair and tosses him right into the timekeeper's table!!! Back in the ring Forsaken with a powerslam on Krazed…1…2…broken up by Ice Cube!!!! OH!!!! Havok with a bell shot right to the head of BJV…

DD: Hey wait a minute…LOOK OUT PEDRO!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!! HAVOK BOMB THROUGH THE EAST ALBANIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!! BJV is down!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! Can you dig it?!

VJ: BJV has been put down by Johnny Havok! Back in the ring we've got Forsaken and Hellish doing a number on Ice Cube! Double Irish whip sends Cube into the ropes…OH!!!!!! KRAZED WITH A SPEAR JUST DRILLED HANNIBAL HELLISH!!!!! Ice Cube off the ropes and Forsaken misses the clothesline…ICE BREAKER!!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!!!

VJ: The Perfect Thrillas pick up a convincing victory against the Hell's Henchmen and in the process Johnny Havok gains some measure of revenge after last week's attack on Gear!

DD: Yeah, but that stuff with the Dynasty earlier on is still unacceptable!

VJ: Uh oh! Speaking of the Dynasty, we've got Firestorm, Rage and Squirrel on their way out here right now!

DD: HAHA! Here we go! Payback!

VJ: It looks like we're about to have a little confrontation between the Thrillas and the Dynasty!

DD: Nobody attacks the Dynasty in their locker room and gets away with it!!!

VJ: The Dynasty is saying bri---SHANE CROSS!!!!!

DD: What?!

VJ: Shane Cross from behind with a clothesline just nailed Squirrel…here come Havok and Krazed…they meet Firestorm and Rage in the aisle! We've got a fight on our hands!!!

DD: Fight?! This is a damn ambush!!!! No fair!!!

VJ: Turn about is fairplay, Dave! The Thrillas are taking it to the Dynasty…

DD: Oh my God!! Vince! Look!!!

VJ: Lightning! Lightning just cut a whole through the mat and he's standing behind Ice Cube…Ice Cube is watching the brawl on the floor…Lightning spins him around…LIGHTNING BOLT ON CUBE!!!!!! ICE CUBE IS DOWN!!!! ICE CUBE IS DOWN!!! LIGHTNING PUT HIM DOWN!!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!!!

DD: Normally I would be mad but his bitch ass deserved that!

VJ: Lightning has just laid out Ice Cube, and the Perfect Thrillas are too busy with the Dynasty to realize what happened! What a night!!!!

Tina: Look, I know that Diamond is in cahoots with this Mandy chick, so I know you know where she is!!!

Steph: I…I don't know!!!!

Tina: Where is she?! If you don't tell me I'm gonna give her ass kicking to you!!!

VJ: Oh my God, Dave! Can you believe that?!

DD: What the hell is wrong with these people tonight?! Where the hell are their values?!?!?!

DD: It's over. Blade is coughing up blood!!!!! I cant believe he did that. He is a man, he is unstopable!!!!!

VJ: He is a bastard and he walks away still your NFWA X-Treme Champion.

RS: Kurt, earlier tonight we saw Downcast become a tag team champion, in part thanks to an accidental assist from you!

Kurt: You're blaming this thing on me?!

RS: Uh…no!

Kurt: Yes you are! You're blaming it on me! How dare you, Rosie?! How dare you have the nerve to insult me in front of the World! Well I've had it up to here with your crap!!!!!

RS: All I said…

Kurt: Enough with the lies! Enough with the insults!!! I'm sick and tired of being disrespected! Screw you pal! I QUIT!!!!!

RS: What the f*ck is his problem?!

DD: Uh oh! It's time!!!!

VJ: It's time for the Dynasty's "Screwjob of the Week"! It's Lightning Vs Big Foot! Ice Cube is the special guest referee! It's a rematch from SlamFest! Stay with us!!!!

DD: Oh my God!! Vince! Look!!!

VJ: Lightning! Lightning just cut a whole through the mat and he's standing behind Ice Cube…Ice Cube is watching the brawl on the floor…Lightning spins him around…LIGHTNING BOLT ON CUBE!!!!!! ICE CUBE IS DOWN!!!! ICE CUBE IS DOWN!!! LIGHTNING PUT HIM DOWN!!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!!!

DD: Normally I would be mad but his bitch ass deserved that!

VJ: Lightning has just laid out Ice Cube, and the Perfect Thrillas are too busy with the Dynasty to realize what happened!

DD: Figures! That little slut has no class whatsoever! I hope Tina beats the HELL outta her!

VJ: What?!

DD: Yeah!!

VJ: Who the hell made that ruling!

DD: Does it matter! This fed FINALLY has some law and order tonight!!!

DD: Did you see what that pagan asshole just did to Ice Cube?!

VJ: Lightning spit right at Ice Cube and immediately went at his cousin!! Lightning is pissed off!

DD: That is no way for a champion to act! A real Champion doesn't spit!

VJ: If you had your way you'd have all the champions swa…I'm sorry my momma's watching!

DD: I didn't know they had TV's in the kennel.

VJ: Lightning is stomping away to the midsection of his cousin…WHOA! Big Foot firing back with hard right hands to the jaw of Lightning…Lightning tries to fire back but Ice Cube has his arm!!!!! Big Foot has him by the throat…CHOKESLAM!!!! Cover…1…2…kickout by Ice Cube!

DD: HAHA! Quality refereeing by Cube!

VJ: Some quality cheating! Big Foot is hammering Lightning with hard rights to the head! He has him by the hair…Irish whip sends Lightning into the ropes…Big Boot is caught…Lightning spins him around…LIGHTNING BO--NO!!! Ice Cube grabs Lightning and pulls him off! What the hell was that?!

DD: He was pulling the hair!

VJ: This is horrible officiating! Schoolboy by Big Foot on Lightning…Cube with the count…1…2…kickout by Lightning! Lightning is being screwed like a White House Intern here tonight!!! And he's about to knock Ice Cube's head off!

DD: Go ahead! Hit him!! Hit him!!

VJ: Lightning will be stripped of the Title if he hits Ice Cube!

DD: Yeah! Go ahead Lightning, you know you wanna hit him so bad!

VJ: The damn Dynasty is trying to back Lightning into a corner!!!! Huh?! Big Foot just tossed Lightning back into the buckle and he's trying to calm him down! He's trying to tell Lightning to use his head!

DD: HA! That's good! We've got We've got Humpty Dumbass trying to tell the Brainless Wonder how to think! WHAT THE HELL?!

VJ: BIG FOOT JUST NAILED ICE CUBE WITH A BIG BOOT!!!

DD: You idiot!!!!

VJ: Big Foot nailed Lightning right on the jaw!

DD: That means Lightning gets stripped of the belt, right?! Tell me he's getting stripped!

VJ: No! Only if Lightning lays a hand on Cube! Instead Big Foot did it! And now look at Big Foot! He;s got Ice Cube…

DD: NOOO!

VJ: DEMOLITION BOMB!!!!! Ice Cube has been laid out!!!! Lightning hits off the ropes…ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!!!!! Ice Cube has been put down!!!

DD: This is not right! He's an official, damn it!

VJ: Oh wait just a damn minute! The Damn Dynasty is headed back out here!

DD: HAHA! Get em!!!

VJ: Squirrel and Rage from behind have just attacked Lightning and Big Foot!!! Rage is hammering away on Lightning, Squirrel is all over Big Foot! Damn their souls!!!

DD: ya see Vince, if they've said it once they've said it 1000 times, there's only the Dynasty's Way around here! And there can't be any other way…oh no!!!

VJ: We've got the Extremist!!! The Extremist is on his way to ringside!!

DD: Rage! Turn around!

VJ: He's got a trashcan…BOOOM!!!!!! Right to the head of Rage!!!

DD: NOOOO!!

VJ: Extremist with another shot sends Rage flying to the floor!!!! SQUIRREL CATCHES A SHOT TOO!!!! Extremist doesn't wanna wait until Danger Ground to get his hands on Rage! He's getting him some right now!!!!!

DD: That uncoofed hooligan has no place in the NFWA!!!! Look out Rage!!! OH NO!!!!

VJ: Extremist with a hard shot sends Rage into the crowd!!!! Tonight has been anything but the Dynasty's way, and now here comes Krazed!!!

DD: Oh great! Just what we need out here!

VJ: Krazed is out here with a chair…HARD SHOT TO THE HEAD OF SQUIRREL!!!!!

DD: Why can't we all just get along?!

VJ: Krazed definitely has a score to settle with Squirrel and the Dynasty! And now he puts the chair down! Krazed looks like he's gonna take Squirrel out right here….WAIT!!!!

DD: He's got Lightning!

VJ: Krazed just grabbed Lightning…SUPERNOVA!!!!!! SUPERNOVA ON LIGHTNING!!! LIGHTNING IS DOWN!!!!! Damn it!!!! Why!? Why?!

DD: Cuz the Perfect Thrillas always stick together!!!

VJ: Oh no! Here come Johnny Havok and Shane Cross…they're assaulting Lightning in the ring!!!!

DD: HAHA! Nobody likes Lightning here tonight!

VJ: Lightning being triple teamed by Krazed, Havok and Cross! Irish whip by Cross sends Lightning into the ropes…HAVOK AND KRAZED WITH A DOUBLE BIG BOOT!!!! The World Champion is down, and now they're putting the boots to him!!!

DD: We're seeing the destruction of Lightning right here! Uh oh!

VJ: Wait a minute! Big Foot is getting back to his feet! He's got that chair that Krazed brought into the ring earlier on!!!

DD: Guys…that big idiot is getting back up!!! Look out!!!

VJ: BOOOM!!!!! Big Foot with a hard chairshot to the head of Shane Cross!!!!! Havok tries for a clothesline and missed…BIG FOOT WITH A SHOT TO HIS HEAD!!!!! Big Foot has just laid out 1/2 of the Perfect Thrillas…OH NO! Krazed has Big Foot setup for a Supernova…OH!!!!! Squirrel nails him on the jaw with a grazing Nutt Shot…clothesline and both men go up and over the top rope!!!!!! Squirrel and Krazed…they're battling it out on the ramp…those 2 are gonna meet Sunday Night also..

DD: Look in the ring, Vince!

VJ: Huh…oh my. We've got Ice Cube and Lightning in the ring all alone! 1 on 1! Man to man!

DD: HAHA! This could be good!

VJ: You can just feel the intensity between these 2! Lightning and Ice Cube…are they gonna go at it right here?!

DD: I think so!!!!

VJ: Lightning and Cube going face to face…this crowd is about to explode in here…

DD: Here we go Vince!

VJ: YES!!!!! ICE CUBE AND LIGHTNING!!!! THERE THEY GO AGAIN!!! ONE ON ONE!!! MANO Y MANO!!!!! THESE 2 MEN ARE TRYING TO TEAR ONE ANOTHER APART!!!

DD: I am loving this!!!

VJ: OH! Ice Cube with a rake to the face of Lightning! Irish whip sends him into the ropes….Lightning reverses and sends Ice Cube flying over the top!!!!! Lightning follows Cube out to the floor…and he's got steel!!!

DD: HAHA! STEEEEEEEEEL!!!!

VJ: Lightning is waiting for Ice Cube to get back to his feet…HERE WE GO…OH!!!! Hard chairshot knocks Cube into the crowd!!!! The World Champion is standing tall…and he's not done!!!!

DD: Get away Ice Cube!! Get away!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube is crawling to get away from Lightning…but Lightning is climbing into the crowd after him!!! Lightning is chasing Ice Cube through the crowd…he will chase him all over the state of Florida if he has to!

DD: Look, I'm not necessarily an Ice Cube fan but he doesn't deserve this!

VJ: Lightning has caught up to Ice Cube…RIGHT HAND!!! He sends Cube staggering down that corridor…there's another sends him staggering back into that door…Cube opens the door…he's headed out to the street!!!! This is getting out of hand here!

DD: Shut up! This is great! This is great as hell!

VJ: Ice Cube has chased Lightning out to the streets of Tampa!!! Lightning has Cube by the hair again…right hand sends him into that limo…OH! Cube with a thumb to the eyes!!

DD: HAHA! Here we go!!

VJ: Cube tosses Lightning headfirst into that limo!!!!! Ice Cube…oh wait a minute!!! FIRESTORM!!!!! IT'S FIRESTORM…BIG TIME ON ICE CUBE!!!!!!! Ice Cube has been laid out with the Big Time!!! What the hell is the meaning of this!

DD: This night is gonna turn out to be the Dynasty's after all!

VJ: Firestorm has Cube…he tosses him into that limo with Lightning!!! He just locked the door!!!!!

Firestorm: (Motioning to someone) Aight! Let's go!!!!

VJ: What the hell?!

VJ: What the hell is that?!

DD: Oh my God! Look!

VJ: That's a Mack Truck…Firestorm just motioned for that Mack truck…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT TRUCK JUST PLOWED INTO THAT LIMO!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! WHAT IN THE DAMN HELL IS GOING ON?!??!!?!

DD: HAHAHAAHAH! That was great!!!!

VJ: There are human beings in that limo!!!!!!!! Who is that?! Who the hell was driving that truck…oh damn it! It's Panther!!!!!! Panther is here!!!!!

DD: HAHA!!! Dynasty Rulz Vince!! Dynasty Rulz!!!!

VJ: Panther just rammed that limo with a Mack Truck! Lightning and Ice Cube are inside the limo!! What kinda sick bastards are the Dynasty?!! Damn them to hell!!!!!!