DD: For once your dumb ass ain't lying! Did you see what Ice Cube did to Rage out there?! HAHAHA! I love it!

VJ: Yeah, you would! Incase you've been living under a rock for the last week, at SlamFest the Riot MakerZ broke up as Ice Cube turned his back on Rage, and that situation has continued into tonight! Also ladies and gentlemen, Panther has regained control of the NFWA, albeit controversially, and we have a brand new World Heavyweight Champion as Lightning did it for the 2^nd time! What about it, Dave!

DD: Yeah, SlamFest definitely had some low lights, with those reject GX bums coming out on top and all, but tonight I got the feeling something big is gonna happen! Tonight…I don't know…

VJ: Well tonight we've got Lightning defending the World Title against Rage, but what kind of condition is Rage in after that attack?!

DD: Not good, obviously!

VJ: Well…what shape is Lightning in after the brutal battle he had with his cousin Big Foot at SlamFest! Speaking of Big Foot, he will be in action here tonight against the Legion of Destruction, Panther and the Extremist will be the special guest enforcers! If the LoD loses, they disband! If Big Foot loses…well that means he will either become a member of the LoD or he will be forced into retirement!

DD: Yeah…what a great night this would be if we never had to see Big Foot's ugly face on my show again! But what about the match new Booker Kurt Angle signed…KILLA VS DEMP!!! The Tag Champs are gonna fight tonight! What a fan friendly booker!

VJ: I don't know about that! The Elites must do battle and folks…get this! We WILL hear from Crazy Lou here tonight! The former World Champion has returned…what is his relationship with the LoD?! Why did he attack Panther and Lightning at SlamFest! Those questions will be answered tonight and…we've got something else going on in the back…

DD: What in the world…?!

VJ: Rage doesn't want any help at all!

DD: What an ingrateful bastard!

VJ: Rage…look at the look in his eyes! Tonight he gets a World Title shot, but I don't think Gold is on his mind right now! I think he wants a piece of--WHOA!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! Look!

VJ: Oh my God!!!!! It's J Kenney!!!!! Kenney is attacking Rage in the parking lot…OH NO!!!!!!!

DD: HAHAHA! If Rage likes getting his ass beat, this must be the happiest day of his life!

VJ: J Kenney just slammed Rage headfirst into that dumpster!!! Rage…he may be busted open and watch Kenney now!! He has a trashcan…OH!!! Right to the head of Rage!!!! And again!!! Kenney…Kenney is beating the hell out of Rage with that trashcan!!! Stop it!! Stop it!!! Damn it…somebody get out there and help Rage!!!!

DD: Ha! Like that idiot has friends.

VJ: Kenney has Rage by the hair…Rage has been busted wide open and what's he doing now?! Kenney has Rage…look out…OHHHHH! LAST RIDE INTO THE DUMPSTER!!!!! LAST RIDE INTO THE DUMPSTER!!!!! RAGE HAS BEEN PUT DOWN!!!!

DD: Right where he belongs!!! No…on second thought he shoulda put him in the toilet, cuz Rage is nothing but a piece of sh*t!!!!

VJ: Rage has been destroyed in the back…oh my God!!!

Panther: Baltimore…(crowd pops) yeah! Now…a couple of weeks ago, you people saw me come out here on this very show, and you heard me tell Firestorm, you heard me tell Triple H…and you heard me tell Sniper exactly what would go down at SlamFest! I said that I would walk down to that ring, beat each and every last one of their punk asses…(crowd reaction) drop Da Bomb on em and prove once again just why the NFWA is, was and will forever be MY SHOW!!!!! And what happened at SlamFest?! Who won the match at SlamFest?! Firestorm…obviously it wasn't you?! It wasn't Sniper, it wasn't Triple H…hell! It wasn't even the Heartbreak Kid! There was only 1 man who stood tall at the end of that match…there was only 1 man with his hand raised in victory! There was only 1 man who could rightfully call himself the owner of the NFWA, and it's the man on the mic right now, P-Diddy! (Crowd reaction, a lot more boos than before)

VJ: Well…Panther is in control!!

DD: Leave it to you to come out here and make excuses for your hero Panther! You know he screwed the LoD and the Posse out of the ownership spot!

VJ: Yeah, well ya gotta do what ya gotta do to win!

DD: Yeah, well it ain't over, Panther! Firestorm isn't done with you yet!!!

Panther: Now that I'm back in charge of this sh*t…let's get down to biz! (Clears throat) Now…it seems to me that everybody and their momma came out here this week running their mouth about me. I mean…1^st it was Ice Cube! Mr. Ice Breaker!!! Yeah, he came out here running his mouth about my stips that I added to the World Title match at SlamFest! Seems to have a problem with the fact that me and the rest of the world wanted to see a fair match between 2 of the top wrestlers in the NFWA! Infact Ice Cube…you were so pissed off at me that you had the nerve to come out and challenge me to a match! Now…(laughs) for the control of the NFWA too! Damn fool! Well Cube…as you've seen in the past, P-Diddy NEVER backs down from a fight! So anytime, anyplace, you feel like getting your ass beat well just show up and I'll be happy to burn you to the ground! Got that?! Good!

Panther: And now…Krazed! (laughs) Now Krazed…make no mistake about it, I don't like you. Me and you just don't see eye to eye! Haven't for a long time! But I will say this…last week at SlamFest, you and Trish had our backs in that 6 person tag, and for that let me say thank you! And as a symbol of my appreciation…Krazed, you have been given a new contract, and you are re-signed to the NFWA for 3 more months!!!

VJ: (Clapping his hands) Alright!!!!! Go get em!!!!

DD: Shut the hell up!!!!!!!

Panther: And now…the question that's on everybody's minds…"Why"?! Yeah…that's right! Everywhere I go, no matter who I talk to, everybody wants to know why I did what I did at SlamFest! Why did I take that steel chair and wrap it around the head of Shawn Michaels…my "best friend"! My tag team partner! The man who…

DD: Uh oh!!!! This is gonna get good now!!!!

VJ: It's Shawn Michaels!!!! Shawn is here…look at that look of determination on his face!!! It could explode right here between these 2!

DD: Yeah, I hope they blow each other up! That way we'd never have to deal with either of these basatards again!

VJ: Shawn is in the ring and he has the mic!

HBK: Panther…there was 1 man that walked out of SlamFest the winner, 1 man that got his hand raised, you're absolutely right, but let me tell ya…that man was not you, P-Diddy! Chyna maybe, but you…no no no!!!

DD: HAHAHA!

VJ: Panther and Chyna don't look too happy about that!

HBK: Panther, you proved to the whole world at SlamFest that you are not a man! You're nothing but a lying, scheming, coniving little bitch! Ya know, I only came here to the NFWA to help you get back in control! I wanted you to get back what ws rightfully yours and why?! Because you're my friend! And after all that I've done for you in the past, teaching you how to wrestle, basically making you a superstar in this biz, you wanna repay me by bashing my head in with a steel chair?! Well Panther, if you think HBK is just gonna lay down then you're dead wrong, cuz as you and everybody knows, the Heartbreak Kid lays down for absolutely nobody! But…I just wanna know 1 thing…I wanna know why did you do it?! How could you do what you did and then be able to look yourself in the mirror everyday?!

Panther: (Laughs) Oh my goodness…Shawn Michaels! Now you wanna come out here, insult me, insult Chyna like you're some kinda big shot or something like that! You run your mouth about teaching me… saying you made me a star and all of that bullsh*t…damn it you must've had too many concussions or something. I mean…it's even affecting your memory. You wanna talk about everything you've done for me like I'm supposed to be greatful to you or something…what about everything you've done to me?! Everything you've done to Chyna?! Did you think I forgot about that sh*t Michaels?! Did you think I forgot about…HBK Inc?! Huh?!

HBK: (brief silence) Now hold on a second…

Panther: Nah…Mr. Icon! Mr. Showstoppa! Mr. Main Event! You wanna ask me how can I live with myself. How can I look at myself in the mirror everyday after what I did to you? Michaels, for 9 months…9 long months we put up with you and your sh*t! Busted ribs, broken noses, all of the sneak attacks, getting thrown off of stages, the kidnappings, the burnings, that whole marriage thing…all of that and then some, and you think just cuz this is a different fed you can just walk in here and I should just forget that stuff ever happened?!

HBK: Look…damn it, I said I was sorry for all of that stuff…how are you just gonna…

Panther: (Mocking Shawn) "Oh I said I was sorry!" OK, well Shawn I'm sorry too! I'm sorry that I hit you with the chair at SlamFest…cuz I should've done this…

VJ: OH!!!!!! Wait a minute…Chyna with a low blow to Michaels!!!! Chyna…what is going Dave?! What is Panther talking about?! What's this HBK Inc thing?!

DD: Well…I know exactly what he's talking about! Let me tell you, I was there! Shawn did some terrible stuff to Panther and Chyna, and now he's getting exactly what he deserves right now!

VJ: Chyna just pulled out a chain…c'mon!!!!! Chyna just wrapped that chain around the throat of HBK…Michaels is being choked out!!!! Alright…somebody has to put a stop to this!!!

DD: Why don't you get in there…HAHA! Panther's got STEEL Vince! STEEEEEL!!!!

VJ: Chyna has that chain wrapped around the throat of Michaels…Shawn is trying to get away and now Panther has that chair…look out….OH!!!! OH GOD!!!!! My God Panther just blasted Michaels with an unbelievable shot…this crowd is in shock…THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!! AND ANOTHER!!! Panther has just snapped on Shawn Michaels!! HBK has been busted wide open…look at his face, Dave! He's turning blue!!!

DD: I could actually start to like Panther after this! C'mon! make him bleed!!!

VJ: Panther…you've proved your point!!! Oh no!!! He put that chair on Michaels' knee!! Panther just…Panther and Chyna are gonna try and break his leg! They're trying to put Shawn Michaels out for good!! Somebody has got to do something about this…

VJ: Thank God!! It's the Rock! The Rock is on his way to help…DAMN IT!!!! It's Kenney again!!!

DD: HAHAHA! Too bad, Shawn! Get him!

VJ: Kenney just jumped out of the crowd and blasted the Rock from behind! The Rock is trying to fight of…DAMN IT!!!!! OH MY GOD!! DID YOU SEE THAT DAVE???! Panther just stomped that chair that was on the knee of Michaels!!!! He may have just broken his leg!!! Chyna stomps it too!!! This is disgusting…Panther has Michaels' leg now…he locks on a figure 4!!!!! Come on!! Stop it!!!! Panther…my God we've got security out here to get Panther and Chyna off of HBK! They're gonna kill him in there!!!! Panther's trying to break his leg!!!! Shawn is busted wide open…he's screaming in pain!!! Panther…he's lost it!!!

DD: This is beau…what?! He let go!

VJ: Panther just let go of the figure 4! Michaels…aww man he's hurt! We need some EMTs out here for Shawn…

Panther: Michaels…that was only the beginning! I haven't even begun to f*ck with you yet!

Chyna: Oh yeah, and Shawn…paybacks are a bitch, aren't they?! (laughs)

DD: Hey…I may have said some bad things about Panther, but he keeps that up and he'll be my hero again! That was the greatest thing I've ever seen!

VJ: Shawn is down…OH! Chyna with a hard kick to the ribs of the Rock on the ramp!!! J Kenney came from the crowd….why he attacked the Rock I'll never know! But what Panther and Chyna did just now was downright dispicable…no matter what Shawn did in the past nobody deserves that!

DD: Vince, stop your bitching! Look what's up next!

VJ: It's the Extremist and Big Mike! What else could happen here tonight on the Slam?!

VJ: Well folks, there they are! The NFWA Tag Team Champions Killa and Demp…

DD: Yeah, and tonight we're gonna see them destroy each other in the middle of the ring! That's right, Killa Vs Rodney!!! HAHAHA! Rodney's gonna die!!!!

VJ: Why don't you switch to decaf or something…OH!!!!!! It's that masked man!!!! OH MY GOD…he just nailed Rodney in the back of the head with a coffee pot…what the hell?!

DD: Well…they always said caffene will kill ya!

VJ: That masked man with 2 shots to the back of Demp's head…Killa with a right hand sends him down!!! There's another!! Killa has come to the aid of his partner and that masked man just ran away…damn it who the hell is that man?!

DD: Your momma! She's a man, ain't she?!

VJ: You're hideous. Rodney has been mugged…Killa has come to the aid of his opponent…this is horrible!

Panther: Can you believe that damn Michaels?! That piece of…

Chyna: Calm down! He already got his so don't worry about him!

Panther: I know. Where are you going?

Chyna: Huh?! Oh…Tina got stuck at the airport and she needs me to pick her up. I'll be back in a bit!

Panther: Aight. Hurry back!

Chyna: (Kisses Panther on the cheek) And forget about Michaels!

Panther: OK.

Panther: (On his cell) Hello…yeah. So how long until…

DD: Well ladies and Gentleman, Prepare for an exiting match of thrills and spills!!

VJ: Yes Dave, This could be a memorable match in NFWA history!!

DD:Ya, thats sayin’ alot!

VJ:Shutup, Here comes the challenger, tryin to make a name for himself here in the NFWA, "Big Mike"

DD:He looks Promising!! (Sarcastic)

VJ:Shutup Jackass!! Here comes the Extremist!!

DD: Wait hes got a Brick.....

VJ:HAHA!! Yeah! "Big Mike not so big now is he?

DD:Mike just got laid out by that brick across the back of his head, and he is already busted open now that shirt is not only dirty but bloody too!!

VJ:Look at Extremist laugh.....OH! that had to hurt! Cheap shot! Cheap shot!

DD:Mike with a low blow and a thunderous DDT!!! But its gonna take a hell of alot more to keep the Extremist down!! Mike throws him out of the ring and hes got a chair...swing and a miss, Extremist picks him up on his shoulder......and.....

VJ: TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER ON THAT CHAIR!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

DD: Listen to Mike screaming in pain, Extremist is loving it! Extremsit is dragging his beaten body up the ramp kicking him here and there on the way...

VJ: LOOK OUT!! Oh no! Powe.....NO! reversed, Mike just Sidewalk slammed Extremist through a table below the entranceway, Extremist has to b.....

DD: hold it, look at his face- Hes laughing, but who wouldnt if uve endured falling from the tigertron, u can take that easily!!!!

VJ: He is laughing that Crazy son of a......

DD:Hold it! Extremist has got a sledgehammer, shot to the knees of tank....Tank quivering in pain somehow gets balance and hobbles to his feet!

VJ: CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!!

DD: He turned his body inside out!

VJ:Extremist is now searching under the stage, he gets a table and sets it up and is now wrapping barbed wire around it and......

DD: AHHHHHH!!!!!! PUMPHANDLE DROP!!! Through that table!!! STOP HIM!! Hes gone nuts!!!

VJ: Awwww...Shut up, Mike with the pin, 1...2....and the kick out by Extremist!

DD: ITS ALIVE!!! How did he survive that vicious pumphandle drop?!?!

VJ:What is Mike doing, Extremist regaining conciousness, Mike is climbing the firetron, hes in no mans land up there, plus hes slow, what the hell.....

DD:YES! And Extremsit is right behind him! Hes got mike foot, He turns around on the steel supporter of the Firetron as mike is trying to free himself.....

VJ: Extremist wraps his arms around Mikes waist and he could be going for the yes it is.....POWERBOMB OFF THE FIRE TRON!!! They mustve been at least 30-40 feet up there, and now Mike is down where?!

DD: Down there!!! HAHA!! He aint movin’, Hes dead!

VJ:Extremist is Climbing up the Firetron and goes for a moonsault and Mike moved Extremsit had to have broke a couple ribs on that one.....

DD: Mike is Recovering from that vicious powerbomb, Exremist is bent over catching his breath and......

VJ: FINE-LINER!!!!!!!! Mike just hit the fine-liner on extremist, could it be over, 1....2....NO!! And mike is outraged, He is arguing with the ref...

DD: who is Extremist waving out here whats going on, I see headlights!!!

(Just then a car pulls out right behing extremist as Mike is still arguing with the ref about the pinfall and a nameless driver, some shmoe paid off by Extremist runs out of the car)

VJ:What is that!! NOOOOO!!!! Watch your back mike!!!

DD: X-TREMLINER OFF THE STAGE THROUGH THE WINSHEILD OF THAT CAR!!!!! MY GOD!!! Make it stop!!! Call the paramedics!!

DD & VJ:1...2....3!!! This match is over!!

VJ: what a display.....hold on, look Mike from behind, hes hobbling over to Extremist, Spins him around!!!!!

DD:THE REAL DEAL!!! THE REAL DEAL ON THE STRETCHER!!!! Get some police or security out here to stop these two, its insanity, complete pandemonium!!!

VJ: Well folks…there you see the damage that was done by Panther and Chyna to Shawn Michaels earlier on…Shawn being taken to the hospital…he may have a broken leg…this is terrible!

DD: Terrible?! Frankly I think this is the best thing Panther's ever done for the NFWA! For the 1^st time in a long time we can say that the NFWA is a redneck-free zone! Get the hell out Michaels!!!

VJ: We'll be back after this commercial break!

DD: Hey…Shyanne is back!!! That's great, isn't it Vince?!

VJ: (Drooling into the mic)

DD: (Slaps Vince in the back of the head) Hey!!! Stop that!

VJ: Huh?! Oh…sorry! (Wiping the drool from his mouth) Uh…Shyanne is back in the NFWA from a neck injury…

DD: And you're drooling into the mic like that! Dirty ass motherf*cker! What are you trying to give me Canadia disease or something?!

VJ: Why I ought to…(pounds the table) damn it! Welcome back Shyanne!

Firestorm: Whassup?!

Sniper: Wha…I told you! I told you damn it!

Firestorm: You told me what?!

Sniper: Look, I know Panther better than anybody! I knew that son of a bitch had something planned! And now look where we are, thanks to you he's in control of the Fed again and we're out of power!

Firestorm: Thanks to me?! Thanks to me?! How the f*ck did I know he was gonan get us DQ'd?!

Glacier: Hey…why don't you guys just chill out?! OK?!

Angel: Man…shut the f*ck up!

DD: OH!!! Did you see that?!

VJ: Angel just slapped Glacier right in the mouth!! Glacier…oh! He hits Angel with a right hand…Fredo from behind!!!! The Posse…the Posse is attacking the Natural Disasters…SNIPER AND FIRESTORM ARE GOING AT IT!!!! SNIPER AND FIRESTORM!!!

DD: Nooo! But I thought…

VJ: It looks like the alliance has died right here tonight, Dave!!! Sniper and Firestorm are at each other's throats…

DD: Firestorm…get the hell out of there! You're outnumbered!! Where's Lou?!

VJ: It's nuts back there!!!

DD: C'mon Johnny!

VJ: Vamp with another shot to the ribs!!!! Irish whip by BJV sends Havok crashing hard into the buckle…WHOA!!!!!!! He went flying right up over the top rope and landed right in front of us, Dave!!!

DD: Oh my gosh…look at this BJV guys face! He looks crazy!

VJ: He may be! He just walked out to the floor…what in the hell…he's getting the stairs!!! Big John Vamp has the stairs and now he's headed over to Havok!!!!

DD: Quick! Grab the garlic!!!

VJ: Low on material?

DD: How'd ya know?

VJ: Guess. BJV has those steel stairs…look out…whoa!!!!!! He just tossed them right at the head of Havok…BIG CLOTHESLINE!!!! Johnny Havok just sent BJV flying onto the Himalayan Announce table!!!! He just knocked him out of his boots, and that a 300 plus pound man he did that to! BJV…watch Havok now!

DD: More STEEEL!!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok has that steel chair…referee Jim Jonathan is out on the floor to try and break this up. He's trying to get that chair away from Havok and get both these men back into the ri…

DD: Look out Johnny!!!!

VJ: What the…OH NO!!!!!! BJV just bashed Havok in the head with a monitor!!!

DD: That's a DQ! Disqualify his ass!!!!

VJ: The ref is gonna let this one go! BJV has Havok by the hair and tosses him back into the ring. BJV back into the ring now…Johnny Havok is still dazed on the mat…BJV off the ropes with a big leg drop!!! There's the cover…1…2…kickout by Havok!! Both of these men are fighting hard to gain good standing in the fed! BJV wants to be the man to end the undefeated streak of Johnny Havok! He has him by the hair…hard right hand right to the face sends Havok staggering into the ropes!

DD: I think Johnny needs my help! (Pulls out his gun) Got any silver bullets on ya?! Holy water?! Anything?!

VJ: Ignoring this jackass…Irish whip by BJV sends Havok to the ropes…he misses with the big boot…Havok off the other side….BJV ducks the head…

DD: HA! He saw it coming from a mile away!

VJ: Havok caught BJV when he dropped the head…he's going for the Havok Bomb…he's too heavy…no wait a minute…he's got him up!!! He's got BJV up…

DD: Have you ever seen anybody with the strength…OOOHHHH!

VJ: Oh my God!!! He may have just broke his neck with the Havok bomb!!!! BJV got dumped right on the back of his head! There's the cover…1…2…NO! How in the hell?! How did he get his feet on the ropes?! You've gotta hand it to him, Dave!

DD: I don't gotta hand him nothing! He took the bitches way out! Foot on the ropes, I could do that in my sleep!

VJ: Havok has BJV back up…it looks like we're about to see the Havok Impulse…NO! BJV is trying to fight back…elbow right to the throat of Havok!!! Man! Havok…it looks like he's having some trouble breathing after that shot…and watch BJV…he hits off the ropes and--OH!!!!! CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!!!! He turned BJV inside out!! The leg is hooked…1…2…kickout!!!! Big John Vamp…my goodness! What does Johnny Havok have to do to beat BJV?!

DD: Pin him.

VJ: Uh…

DD: Or make him tap!

VJ: O..

DD: Or rip off his ankle and beat him over the head with it! That's my favorite move!

VJ: Shut up. Havok is headed to the top rope now…Johnny Havok may be doing this out of desperation!

DD: No, he's doing it cuz he's 1 of the greatest superstars in the world today! He's got champion written all over him!

VJ: He's on the top…he's waiting for John Vamp to get back up…here we go…OH! He got caught!!!!! He got caught!!!! John Vamp caught Havok by the throat…CHOKESLAM!!!!!! He just dumped him right on the back of his head…and will you listen to this crowd?!

DD: NO!

VJ: They're going crazy in here! BJV has him by the hair…Irish whip sends him back into the ropes…HELLBOUND!!!! Havok is in some serious trouble! BJV may be ready to close this one out…he has Havok by the hair…here it comes…THE LANCER…no! Havok spins out of it…HAVOK IMPULSE!!!!!

DD: It's all over!!!!!!! Long live Johnny Havok!!!!!

VJ: Havok just planted him with that move! It's all over indeed! He hooks the leg…1…2…what?! Whoa…we've got a fan…he just pulled the referee out of the ring…

DD: Vince, what is your cousin doing out here?! Shouldn't he be out back in the alley hunting rats or something?!

VJ: That's not my co…wait a minute! That's Hannibal Hellish!!!! Hannibal Hellish?! What the hell…he's got the referee out on the floor! Why in the hell…watch Havok!!! Baseball slide just nailed both Hellish and Jim Jonathan!!!!!

DD: Watch out Johnny!

VJ: BJV is back up to his feet…he's getting up and he's stalking Johnny Havok…look out…OH! Havok saw him coming with that boot to the midsection! Johnny Havok…here comes the Havok Impulse again…no! It's blocked…OH MY GOD!!!!! BJV threw Havok right into a chairshot from Hannibal Hellish…SPINEBUSTER!!! Hellish just threw the referee back into the ring…there's the cover…1…2…3!!!!! BJV just picked up the win!!!

VJ: I can't believe it! Hanniba…

DD: That had to be the biggest sack of…damn it this is highway robbery! Vince, do something about this!

VJ: The Henchmen…the Henchmen have beemn reunited here in the NFWA…and look at this! We've got a double team going on! Hellish and BJV are doing a number on…

DD: Who the hell…

VJ: WOLVERINE!! Wolverine just ran out to the ring…BIG RIGHT HAND!! He just knocked Hellish on his ass! Wolverine now…he's trading blows with BJV!!! Wolverine…he's getting the upper hand--Hellish from behind!!! He just caught Wolverine with a knee that sent him flying to the floor…OH!!!! HAVOK WITH A SPEAR ON HELLISH!!!!! Havok and Hellish are going at it…IT'S TERRETS!!!

DD: This is getting out of control Vince! Look out!

VJ: OH! BJV just grabbed Wolverine and slammed him right into our table…Johnny Havok is being double teamed in the ring by Hannibal Hellish and Terrets--whoa!!!! Terrets just nailed Hellish…Hellish fires back! This fight is out of control…

DD: (Crash) DAMN IT!!!! THAT'S MY GOOD JACK!!!!!

VJ: Wolverine just shattered a bottle of Jack Daniels over the head of BJV..

DD: You know how much that sh*t costs me?!

VJ: BJV is down! Wolverine has a chair…

VJ: What the hell is going on?!

DD: Bitch must've lost her dentures.

VJ: Armageddon is coming?! What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

Panther: That's some crazy sh*t. So…uh…whatcha need?

Diamond: Well…it's this thing with you and Billy.

Panther: What about Billy?

Diamond: Well…why don’t you like him?

Panther: Cuz.

Diamond: Cuz why?!

Panther: I…I don't know. We just never got along.

Diamond: Why?!

Panther: Does it matter?!

Diamond: Yeah! I don't want you 2 to fight!

Billy: Diamond…why the hell are you talking to him?!

Diamond: Billy…

Billy: You saw what he did to Shawn! He can't be trusted! How do you know he won't do the same thing to you?!

Panther: (Getting up) Well I don't know about her, but how bout I do the same thing to you?!

Diamond: (Holding Panther back) Panther, calm down!! Both of you calm down! My match is next! Billy, Steph, C'mon!

Panther: Oh yeah! Diamond, have you seen Lightning today?! Him or Big Foot?

Diamond: Not yet, why?

Panther: Oh ok. Well if you see them tell them to come over here cuz I need to talk to them.

Diamond: OK Boss. Later.

VJ: Well folks…up next, the Women's Champion Diamond Vs Scarlet!! Don't go away!!!

DD: Look Vince!!! It's The Man!! The Man is back!!!!!

VJ: Crazy Lou has arrived! The 1^st man to hold the NFWA World Title is back here tonight on FNS! I'm sure he's got a lot to say!

VJ: Huh?

DD: What did KV do, get a sex change or something?!

VJ: Excuse me?!

DD: He wasn't looking that good last week! I'd drink his bath water!!!!!

VJ: Wha…that's not Scarlet KV jackass! Actually…Scarlet KV was hospitalized after his brutal match with Rage at SlamFest…and strangely he has disappeared! We'll keep you updated on that in the future, but right now, let's get ready for the Women's Champ!

VJ: Here we go! Scarlet, not to be confused with Scarlet KV, making her NFWA debut right here on FNS against the Women's Champ! She backs Diamond to the buckle…right hand catches her on the jaw! There's another!!!! Diamond in a bit of trouble here…Irish whip…there's the reversal by Diamond…GEEEZ!!!

DD: Oh my God! She knocked her hair off!

VJ: Diamond with a vicious short-arm clothesline just drilled Scarlet!! Scarlet is hurt and Diamond has her by the hair...she slings her across the ring!!!! Diamond has her again…ONE MORE TIME!!!

DD: She's using Scarlet for a frisbee! That's not right!!

VJ: Scarlet is getting back up to her feet and Diamond with a double leg takedown…uh oh!

DD: Oh my God!!!

VJ: Diamond…she's going for a Big Swing!!!! Diamond….she's swinging Scarlet around and around and around…wow!!!! These fans are going crazy here tonight! Diamond is beating the hell out of Scarlet!

DD: She was pretty before the match…I don't know about now though!

VJ: Diamond…she has owned this match and now she has Scarlet by the hair…DIAMOND DROP!!!!! Stick a fork in her, she's done!

DD: "Stick a fork in her"?! Is that your idea foreplay Vince?

VJ: Forep…THAT'S DISGUSTING! Diamond with the cover…1…2…3!! Get your mind out of the gutter for once, will ya?!

DD: Scarlet looks a little sore. Maybe I need to give her a massage!

VJ: Maybe you need to calm down! Foreplay! Disgusting!

DD: I shoulda known. You don't know any kind of foreplay that doesn't involve an air pump.

VJ: First of all…that doesn't make sense. 2^nd of all…shut up! Diamond reigns supreme again…she's in the ring to celebrate with Billy Gunn and Stephanie, and I heard through the grapevine that Diamond really wants a piece of the Posse's Maria…wait a minute!

DD: Huh…uh oh! Look who it is, Vince!!!!!

VJ: It's Shyanne!!! Shyanne has made her return to the NFWA after a neck injury and she just came down to the ring…did you see that look she just gave Diamond?! I've gotta bad feeling about this!

DD: Who gives a damn what you're feeling?! All I care about is the catfight of the year! Right here baby! Right here! STRIP HER!!!!!

VJ: Diamond and Shyanne are face to face…Shyanne is talking some major trash to the Women's Champ! Stacey hasn't been around for a while and…Shyanne just grabbed the Women's Belt off of the canvas! We need somebody out here to…

DD: This is getting good! Vince…get my camera! I got a feeling Davey's gonna see panties tonight!

VJ: They're gonna go at it right here! Shyanne and Diamond! Shyanne and Diamond are gonna go!!! Shyanne…just dropped the belt at Diamond's feet and it looks like she's gonna head back to the locker room.

DD: Aww!! Damn it!

VJ: Yeah…could you feel that intensity, Dave?! I don't think I've ever felt that much intensity between 2 females anywhere in the wrestling world…and did Shyanne just blow a kiss to Billy?!

DD: Why the hell should I care! Those damn bitches just robbed us of T&A!

VJ: Stop it!! I've got a feeling those 2 are gonna go at it somewhere down the line! What a match that would be!

KT: First off Ice Cube, Panther has accepted your challenge to put the ownership on the line, but I'll get to that in due time. We all saw what you did to Rage earlier on tonight, what will you do later on when Rage faces Lightning for the World Title?!

Ice Cube: What will I do when Rage fights Lightning?! Nothing! I don't give a sh*t about Rage! All I did earlier was prove that he's a dumb ass motherf*cker, and I left him lying like the piece of trash that he is. I don't give a sh*t about Rage, I don't give a sh*t about Lightning…all I care is that I have a shot for the World Title anytime I want it, and whoever wins will feel the Ice…

KT: (Nervously) What's that?!

Ice Cube: What are you scared or something?

KT: No…it's just…

Ice Cube: Shut the hell up! All that matters is the World Title belt will belong to me once again…

DD: Whoa…what the hell?!

VJ:Rage!!!! Rage wants payback!! Rage is getting payback here tonight and he's doing a number on Ice Cube in the back…OH MY GOODNESS!!!! Ice Cube's head into the door of that locker…Terrets from behind is attacking Rage..Rage with those brass knuckles right to the face of Terrets! He may have broken his nose!!!!!

DD: Damn it!!! He has a brain disorder!!!!!

VJ: Rage has a 2X4…he just broke it right over the head of Ice Cube!!!! Ice Cube is down! He has been busted wide open…my gosh! Rage has just gotten revenge here tonight!

VJ: Well…the anticipation is just about over! Up next…the former World Champion Crazy Lou!!!! What does he have to say?! Don't you go away! When we return, Lou is back!!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

DD: Well well well!!! All hail the REAL Prez of the NFWA!!!! Firestorm!!!! HAHA! Look at that skankhole Johnson! He doesn't deserve to be in the presence of a man like Firestorm…or Lou!

VJ: (Clears throat) Uh…Mr. Firestorm! I don't know…I don't know how to say this but…we were scheduled to have Crazy Lou out here at this time…

Firestorm: What? I'm not good enough to be apart of this little interview?!

VJ: That's not what I'm saying at all! That's not…

Firestorm: Well what are you saying!

DD: I hope he breaks Johnson's pencil neck in half! Look at the sweat pouring down his head! Idiot!

VJ: Well…you are the former Prez…

VJ: Now gentlemen…c'mon! This is no need for…

DD: HAHA! Lou shoved Johnson on his ass!!! That was…oh no! They're gonna fight! C'mon…Lou….Firestorm…don't do it! Calm down Lou…NO!!!! Lou just grabbed Firestorm by the shirt!! Please….leave him alone!! You can't…Lou don't do it!! I can't believe Lou is gonna hit him…I can't believe he's gonna…

DD: HAHAHA!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!! This is the single greatest moment…you people shut up!!!!! Show some respect!!!

VJ: (Getting up off the ground/looking confused) Now wait just a damn minute…

Lou: Who the hell do you think you're talking to like that, Vince?!

VJ: Well…I didn't mean…what's going on here?

Firestorm: I'll tell ya! You're looking at the NEWEST Member of the Legion of Destruction…CRAZY LOU!!!!! (crowd boos)

VJ: I can't…Lou…why?!

Lou: Why, Vince?! You wanna know why?! I'll tell ya why!!! We just saw it up on the Panthertron a couple of moments ago…

DD: Look out guys!!! It's that idiot Squirrel!!!! It's that…HAHAHA!!!! GET HIM!!!! GET HIM!!!!!

Lou: Now…before I was so rudely interupted..why did I join up with Firestorm?! Well it's just as simple as what we saw on the Panthertron a little while ago! Here I am…1 of the 1^st ever I-C Champions…the very 1^st World Champ and the very best World Champ in the history of this fed! The man who for the 1^st 2 months put the asses in the seats! The man who made the NFWA famous and how does that little bastard Panther repay me?! He gets his bitch to attack me from behind and he fires me in front of the world! After everything I did for his ingrateful ass, he treats me like this. Well Panther…I bet you thought you had seen the last of the Man, right?! You thought I was gone for good! Well you thought wrong! Ya see…I saw that without me the Dynasty went down the drain! You lost the World Belt…your own buddy Sniper even turned on you…and to top it off you went and lost the ownership to the man right next to me! Now…I sat back and watched all of this stuff! I watched all of the imposters, I sat back and watched you convince these dumb ass fans to give a damn about you! From GX on…I saw it all! I sat back…waiting for the right moment and you know what happened? I got on the phone one night and made a call to Firestorm, and he gave me a contract! (Laughs) And what a contract! I've never seen that many zeros! Anyway! We waited until the right time, the biggest PPV of the year and just when you least expected it…P-Diddy…The Man returned and dropped Da Bomb on you!!!!

VJ: Well…

Lou: Shut up! Now that I'm back, let me tell you exactly how things are gonna work around here! Ya see…first off, the World Belt is mine! It rightfully belongs to me…I never lost that belt, and all I need is one title shot and that belt will be back where it belongs! And lastly…Panther, you think that sledgehammer shot was the end of me and you? Nah! It's just the beginning! Me and Firestorm, along with the LoD are the strongest force in the NFWA today, and I promise that whether you're running the show or now…we're gonna make your life a living hell!!!

Panther: Louis…Louis…Louis! Well look who went off and got themselves a new contract! Never seen that many zeros in one place right?! Well I'm looking at 2 in the ring right now, but I'm not gonna go there! Now…

Firestorm: Now Panther, I knew…

Panther: You don't know sh*t! Shut your damn mouth! Now Louis you say that you're gonna make my life a living hell, huh? Is that supposed to scare me or something? Well guess what, it doesn't! Ya see…incase you didn't notice, I'm the one who's running the show! I'm the one in power…I'm the one signing those checks! I'm the one who does the hiring…and you can bet your ass I'm the one doing the firing! And you wanna walk down into the ring, hug Firestorm and send your little threats at me…well maybe I need to take that contract of yours…all the zeros, everything! Maybe I need to take that contract, tear the damn thing up and send you right back to the dumpster behind Pat's Steaks where I found your dumb ass!

DD: C'mon Panther! You can't do that!! That's Crazy Lou!

Panther: Don't worry. See, that's what I should do but I won't! But I'll tell ya what…you said that SlamFest was just the beginning of me and you, Lou?! Well tonight I say we end it! What I want you to do is bring your bat, bring your sledgehammer, bring your girlfriend Firestorm, bring anything you got and bring it down to the ring tonight, and let's just see you make my life a living hell!!!!! Ok?!

Firestorm: Panther, you wanna fight us tonight?! After I beat your buddy Big Foot's ass, I want you to step into the ring so that we can beat your ass! How about that?!

Panther: Firestorm, why don't you do something with your life?! Drink some milk or something! Your boney ass needs it! Now…Lou, Firestorm, bring whatever you want, but tonight you're gonna find out just like you did at SlamFest, just like you did in Nashville when I put your ass out on the street…well we can even go back to GFW days when I was making Lil Lou look like a fool night in and night out….and he didn't need too much help from me either! But anyway…you're gonna find out that there's no right way, there's no wrong way, there's ONLY the Panther's way…and guess what?!

Crowd: THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!

Panther: Damn right! (Panthertron goes blank)

Lou: (Laughing) Panther…you have no idea what you've just done!

DD: Oh my God!!! Lou and Panther and Firestorm are gonna go here tonight!!! HAHA! We're gonna see the end of the damn Panther once and for all! They're gonna finish him tonight!

Diamond: Can you believe that skank Shyanne?! Winking at you like that!

Billy: Why are you so mad! It's not like I winked back or anything like that! Just calm down!

Diamond: Ok…but she winks at you again I'm gonna rip her eyes out and…

Blade: Wassup guys?

Lightning: Nothing! Just partying a little bit…ya know.

Diamond: Oh…Panther said he needs to see both of you in his office!

Big Foot: Why?! What did we do wrong?

Diamond: Nothing that I know of. He just wanted to talk to you 2.

Big Foot: Ok…Lightning, let’s head over there now.

Lightning: K.

Lightning: (Opening the door to the office) P-Diddy, the champ has--OH!!!

VJ: What the hell?! Somebody…Lightning just got hit in the head with a wrench!!! Lightning has just been floored…Big Foot…OH NO! It's the Posse!!! The 9^th Street Posse is assaulting Big Foot in the hallway…OH!!!! They just slammed him right into the wall!

DD: Look…Lightning is out!!!

VJ: The Champion hasn't moved since that wrench shot! Angel has Big Foot now…ANGEL DUST!!!!! Big Foot has been KO'd by the Posse…somebody in Panther's office…somebody just attacked Lightning! It's Panther!!!!

DD: Uh oh! Look out guys! Get away!!!!

VJ: Panther with a chair…he almost nailed Angel with that shot! He would've taken his head off!!! Panther has just come to the aid of Big Foot and Lightning, but somebody in Panther's office just nailed the Champion right in the head with a wrench! Who the hell was that?!

DD: Has he lost his cotton picking mind?!

VJ: Kaos isn’t even waiting for his partner!!! He wants a piece of the Natural Disasters! He wants revenge for his fellow Too Xtreme teammates…oh no! That's not good! Glacier and Iceberg are getting the upper hand…OH NO!!!!!! Iceberg with a big splash to the ribs of Kaos!!!! Kaos is hurt…Glacier drops a leg right to the head!!

DD: This dumbass Kaos! It looks like it's up to the great Insane to save the day!

VJ: Speaking of Insane here he comes out to the ring! Insane slides into the ring…right hand to the jaw of Glacier sends him to the mat! Glacier back up…he catches another one!! Insane is hammering away right to the head of Glacier…Iceberg from behind…he's going for a belly to belly suplex…

DD: What in the living tarnation…

VJ: It's the DA!!!! The DA…OH!!!!!! Justin with a big chairshot right to the head Iceberg!!! He felled him like a tree!!!

VJ: I can't believe that!! Too Xtreme doesn't care about the match! They only care about getting a piece of the Disasters' asses!!!!

DD: this is trifling, Vince! When will these idiots realize that--KAOS HAS A CHAIR…

VJ: OH!!!!! He just bashed Glacier's brains!!!!! Glacier has been hammered…OH!!! Kaos with a boot to Insane…TICKING TIME BOMB!!!!!!!! TOO XTREME!!!! They are reigning supreme in the ring!!!!! My God…this crowd is going crazy!!!!!!!

Panther: Woman, I know you've lost your mind!

Diamond: What the hell was just happened to Lightning and Big Foot?!

Panther: The hell if I know. 1 minute I'm going to take a pi…uh…relieve myself and the next I see the Posse attacking Lightning and Big Foot in the hallway. Are they doing alright?

Diamond: There was someone in the office!

Panther: Huh?

Diamond: Somebody in here…they hit Lightning with a wrench!

Panther: I didn't see anybody…Chyna never got back from picking up Tina, only people in this office right now are me and you, and I wasn't in here when it happened.

Diamond: Ok. Do you know who…wait! I didn't see Sniper with the Posse! Do you think Sniper could've came in here while you were out?

Panther: Yeah, he could've.

Diamond: And he must've sneaked out while you were helping out Big Foot and Lightning! I bet it was him!

Panther: So Sniper wants to break into my office now? Well don't worry, I'll handle that piece of sh*t!

Diamond: Good…let's go! (Starts to leave with Panther)

Panther: Uh…no! I don't want you involved in this. This is between me and Sniper!

Diamond: Yeah…but we're GX.

Panther: I know…but I can handle him by myself. Just wait here, I'll be back in a little bit!

DD: Uh oh!!! Here we go!!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, it is time!!! The Team Champions will go 1 on 1!!! It's Killa Vs Rodney!! It's next!!!

VJ: What the hell?! Who is that?!

Lightning: First of all, as far as this guy who hit me in the head with the wrench! I don't know who the hell it was…all I've gotta say to him is win, lose or draw, I wanna see if you've got the balls to face me man to man! Now as for Rage, I remember when he left GX to join up with Ice Cube, he was running his mouth talking about how he carried GX. How he and Ice Cube made GX what it is. Well boy, we're gonna see just how good you are when you go 1 on 1 with me tonight?! Rage, I'm gonna show you what GX is all about! I will beat your ass from pillar to post, and in the end, I guarandamntee that you will FEEL THE BOLT!!!! And I will still be the NFWA World Heavyweight Champ!

RS: Thank you. And Big Foot, any comments?

Big Foot: All I've gotta say is Firestorm, I don't give a damn about Lou! For months and months I've been calling you out and you've been backing down! Well tonight, there's nowhere to run! There's nowhere to hide! Tonight I am gonna get a piece of you, I'm gonna beat you within an inch of your life, and when it's all said and done you and your little LOD will be done for good!!! And that's all I've gotta say about that! (Shakes Lightning's hand) Good luck man!

VJ: Folks! Stay tuned! When we come back to World Title is on the line! Rage Vs Lightning! Don't go away!!! It's next!!

Panther: Hey Diamond, I couldn't find Sniper but I got…(sees Billy) uh…where's Diamond?

Billy: That's what I wanna ask you! She came here to see you Panther! Where the hell is she?!

Panther: I don't know. I left her here a little while ago and when I come back I see your dumb ass.

Billy: You left her alone?!

Panther: Yeah, I'm not bringing her to help me fight…

Billy: God!!!!! Damn it Panther!!!! If anything happens to her I'm gonna beat the hell out of you!!!! Ya hear me, you son of a bitch?!

Panther: (Tosses 1 of the cups of coffee in Billy's face)

Billy: (Holding his face/falling to the ground) AHHHHHH!!!

Panther: (Pours the other cup of coffee on Billy's back) Dumb ass! I'd love to sit here and chat with ya Billy, but I've got biz to take care of! K, pal?!

VJ: My God, Panther doesn't like that man!

DD: They must not know what happened to Diamond!

VJ: Who the hell was that?! Was that the same guy who hit Lightning with the wrench?! What the hell is going on here tonight?!

DD: Obviously not!!! That damn skankhole cost me $24.99 at SlamFest!!!!

VJ: Ice Cube has lost it…he's obsessed with the World Title and look…it's Rage!!!! Rage is headed back up the ramp…Ice Cube just saw Rage coming and he's headed down to meet him! Here we go…THE RIOT MAKERZ ARE GOING AT IT AGAIN!!!! Rage and Ice Cube!! Rage and Ice Cube! Rage and Ice Cube! Rage and…LIGHTNING FROM BEHIND!!!

DD: What a backfighter!!!!! Where the hell is terrets?!

VJ: Rage…Rage and Lightning are both doinga number on Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube is being destroyed on the ramp by both the champion and the challenger! Lightning has Ice Cube up…LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! Ice Cube has been nailed with the Lightning Bolt on the ramp…RAGE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! OH MY GOD!!! LIGHTNING'S HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF THE STEEL!!!

DD: Sounded like a watermelon exploded?! You ever heard that sound Vince?!

VJ: No. Lightning is hurt! Rage has him by the hair and now he's dragging him back to the ring…he tosses Lightning in and the match is on!

VJ: here we go!! Lightning Vs Rage! The Title is on the line! Lightning scoops Rage up…SLAM!!!! The Champion is down…Rage is headed to the top rope…FROGGY SPLASH!!!!! The leg is hooked…1…2…thr…NO!

DD: Curses!

VJ: Lightning somehow got the shoulder up!!!

DD: Damn it Rage! Hook the tights next time you got him like that! Kidz today!

VJ: Uh huh. Rage picks Lightning up…what's he setting him up for…POWERBOMB!!!! Right in the middle of the ring!!!! He floats over into the pin…1…2…kickout by Lightning!!!!! Lightning is once again showing the resilience that won him the World Title for the 2^nd time. Rage picks Lightning back up…Irish whip sends the Champ hard to the buckle! He almost snapped his spine!

DD: Spine?! Everybody knows the man has no spine! He's a coward!

VJ: Lightning is no coward! He has no fear!

DD: Yeah? He may not be a coward, but he's not a Yak, so get your tongue out of his ass, skankhole!!!

VJ: EXCUSE ME?!!!!! Rage with another hard Irish whip sends Lightning into the buckle…here he comes…BULLDOG!!!!! He planted Lightning with that one! He hooks the leg…1…2…Lightning got the shoulder up!!!!!

DD: I don't think so, Vince! I think that was a 3!

VJ: Well it doesn't matter what you think! Rage…he's asking the ref about the count! Lightning is trying to get back to his feet…OH! Rage with a hard boot to the head! And another! And an…wait! Lightning caught the foot! Lightning caught Rage's foot…LOW BLOW!!!!

DD: Damn it!!!! DQ!!!!! DQ!!!!!

VJ: Lightning just blasted Rage with a low blow and he nearly decapitated him with that lariat!!! There's the cover…1…2…kickout! Man!!! These 2…oh please! Ice Cube is back up on the ring apron…what in the Worl…Lightning drills him with a right hand!!!

DD: Can you believe that idiot?!

VJ: He had no business up on the ring apron!

DD: Vince, if you were a little smarter you'd still be an idiot! Everybody knows that idiot Al Gore doesn't know how to count! All Ice Cube was doing was telling him what comes after 2! Is that the kind of message the NFWA wants to send?! You try to help somebody out and you get punched in the mouth?!

VJ: I can't believe…Lightning is measuring Rage…he charges with a clothesline but Rage ducks…NECKBREAKER!!!!! Rage floats over into a cover…1…2…Lightning gets the shoulder up!!!! We're witnessing a battle here! Rage has Lightning back up by the hair…Irish whip…Lightning reverses…Rage reverses it back and sends Lightning crashing into the buckle…BACK BODY--NO!!! Lightning saw it coming! He has Rage…RUNNING POWERBOMB!!! 1…2…3!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!!

DD: It was a 2, jackass!

VJ: HE GOT HIM!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!! HE…oh sorry. It was only a 2!!!!!!!!! How much punishment can these men take?! Lightning has Rage…Irish whip sends him into the ropes…POWERSLAM!!!! The leg is hooked…1…2…kickout by Rage!!! And Lightning is hammering away with right hands to the head!! Lightning…he is fired up, and so is this capacity crowd!!!

DD: Uh oh! Ice Cube, it may be time for you to…

VJ: It may be time for him to do what?! What do you know?!

DD: I know that your mom's a fat slut and your dad's a Canadian Tranvestite! Shut up and call the damn match!

VJ: You…Lightning has Rage up…he's going for the Lightning Rod!!

DD: oh no! Fight it!!!!!!

VJ: Lightning has Rage up on his shoulders…here it comes…Lightning Rod…NO!!!!! Rage able to go behind…uh oh! He has Lightning set up!!!

DD: Yes!! This is it! If he hits this we'll have a new champion!!!!!

VJ: Rage has Lightning set up for Total Annihilation…here it is…WHOA!!!! Lightning up and over!!! He spins Rage around…LIGHTNING B--NO!!! Rage throws Lightning into the ropes where he's low bridged by Ice Cube!!!!! Lightning over the top rope to the floor…wait a mintue! From the crowd…it's J Kenney!! It's J Kenney!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF RAGE!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!

DD: HAHA! We have a NEEEEEEW CHAMPION!!!!!! Light me up, Vinny!!!!

VJ: No we don't! Titles can't change hands on a DQ!

DD: They ca…what?!

VJ: Lightning will retain the title on a DQ…OH!!!! ICE BREAKER!!!!!! Lightning just got floored with the Ice Breaker!!!! Lightning is down…back in the ring J Kenney is trying to fight off Rage…OH! Rage fires back with a right hand!!! Rage with another!! Rage and Kenney…Rage and Kenney are trading blows in the ring…

DD: Vince, look!

VJ: Huh?! It's that guy in the Anarchy mask!!! Who in the hell…we saw him attack Kenney at SlamFest…what the hell is going on…OH!!!!! HE HIT RAGE!!!!!! HE JUST HIT RAGE RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR!!!!! Rage is down, Anarchy and Kenney…I can't believe I just said that but they're doing a number on Rage!!!! Rage is getting his clock cleaned!!!!

DD: Well it serves him right! He should've been the World Champion right here!

VJ: Serves him right?! Kenney has Rage…LAST RIDE!!!!! ONCE AGAIN THE LAST RIDE ON RAGE!!!! This is horrible!!!! Lightning has been put down on the floor…Rage in the ring! The World Title match has been ruined here tonight!

DD: Good! What would the NFWA be like with an idiot like Rage as the Champion anyway?!

VJ: Anarchy and Kenney just went face to face…what in the hell…he just ripped off that mask..IT'S KERBOSKI!!!!!!! KERBOSKI FROM THE GFW!!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL?! KERBOSKI IS HERE!!!!!!

Kenney: JUST WHEN YOU TOUGHT YOU HADE ALL THE ANSWERS..I CHANGE THE FU.KING QUESTIONS!!!...NOW..I HAVE THE BEST DAMN WRESTLER..THE GWF HAS EVER PRODUCED..KERBOSKI ..I BROUGHT HIM HERE FOR ONE REASON..AND ONE REASON ONLY..TO WATCH...MY..BACK..NO MORE SCREW JOBS..NO MORE FU.CKING ME OVER..NOW THE RULES HAVE CHANGED..AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT...WELL LIKR THE SONG SAYS..."ITS MY WAY..MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY.

VJ: Oh my God!!! What else is gonna happen here tonight?!

VJ: Well don't go away! Up next! It's Big Foot Vs The LOD! Will Big Foot's career end tonight?! Will the LOD disband tonight! Stay with us!

DD: That's terrible! You saw what happened earlier! He's gonna try and screw the LOD!

VJ: Well who's to say they don't deserve it…and they're surrounding Squirrel! Leave him alone damn it! Leave him alone!!!

DD: Wait a minute!! Somebody get that his crazy ass…

VJ: Big Foot just nailed Firestorm…the Natural Disasters are hammering away upon him as Crazy Lou looks on on the floor!

DD: We know what happens after this match! Panther and Lou are gonna finish things!

VJ: Well after this match there may be no LOD!!!! Glacier sends Big Foot into the ropes…Big Foot floors him with a clothesline!!!! Big boot right to the face of Iceberg sends him out to the floor!!!! It's just Firestorm and Big Foot in the ring now!! Nowhere for you to run! Nowhere to hide!! It's 1 on 1!!!!

DD: Beat his ass Firestorm…what the hell are you doing?!

VJ: Firestorm just hopped to the floor!!!! The Extremist just nailed him with a right hand…Panther nails him with another!!!!! Panther and the Extremist are doing a number on Firestorm out on the arena floor!!! Crazy Lou doesn's like that…

DD: OH! Did you see what that pagan hussy Panther did?!

VJ: He just flipped off Lou?! Lou is pissed off!!! He's trying to get over to help out Firestorm…Squirrel just hopped to the floor…OH!!! He slams Lou right into the guardrail!!!!

DD: That's the damn referee!!!! What kind of official is he?!

VJ: Lou is down thanks to Squirrel…Panther tosses Firestorm back into the ring!!!!! It's on now!!! This arena is about to explode…BIG FOOT JUST TORE INTO FIRESTORM!!!!

DD: NOOOOO!!!!!

VJ: Big Foot is hammering away with right hand after right hand after right hand!!!! Irish whip sends Firestorm into the buckle…Big Foot whips him into the other buckle…OH MY!!!! BIG POWERSLAM ON THE FORMER PREZ!!!!! Big Foot with a cover…no!!!! He doesn't want the pin! He wants to punish Firestorm…uh oh!

DD: HA! Big mistake, Big Foot!

VJ: Glacier back into the ring just caught Big Foot with a boot to the back of the head! There's 1 to the face…oh no! Iceberg is climbing to the top rope…that's a near 600 pound man!!!!

DD: And he's about to make a 600 pound dent in Big Foot's body!

VJ: He's up on the top…it looks like a lunar eclipse or something…oh my!!!! What the hell?! Squirrel…Squirrel just shook the top rope and the big man fell!

DD: Damn it!!! This is a set up!!! Panther set the LOD up to be disbanded here tonight!

VJ: He very well may have!!!! And watch Glacier!!! Glacier is up in the face of Squirrel…we've got heated words here!

DD: Knock his block off!! Get him!!!!

VJ: Squirrel…he's being paid to officiate this match!!!! Glacier is up in Squirrel's face…oh my…wait a minute!!! He just tried to give Squirrel the Melt Down…NUTT SHOT!!!!!! SQUIRREL JUST KO'D GLACIER WITH A NUTT SHOT!!!

DD: Damn it!! Somebody do something…OH!!!!

VJ: Firestorm just tried to hit Squirrel with a clothesline but Squirrel ducked! Firestorm off the ropes…Big Foot caught him…SIDEWALK SLAM!!!!!! Big Foot just planted him…wait a minute! Rage is on his way out here now!!!

DD: What, he didn't get his ass beat enough times tonight?!

VJ: Rage is on his way down to ringside…wait! He just turned to the Extremist…OH!!!!! Rage just nailed the Extremist with a right hand!!!!! Rage just blasted the Extremist!!!!!!!! The Extremist fires back…RAGE AND THE EXTREMIST NOW!!!! They're going at it on the arena floor!!!!! Rage and the Extremist…this match is chaotic!!!!!!

DD: It's Psychotic!!!

VJ: Panther is watching on on the arena floor…Lou is…still down from being thrown into the barricade. Back in the ring…BIG FOOT WITH A CHOKESLAM ON FIRESTORM!!!!! It looks like it's about to be all over…the LOD has been taken out…it's Big Foot and Firestorm all alone!!! Rage and the Extremist are tearing into one another on the floor…and Big Foot is going for the Demolition Bomb!! Here is comes! The Demo…wait a minute!!!!! It's that man in the black!!! We've got a masked man dressed in all black…

DD: That's no man, Vince!!! That's a woman!!!!

VJ: Huh…so it is! We've got a mystery woman on the outside…she's carrying a wrench!!! Is that the same wrench that Lightning was hit with earlier tonight?!

DD: I don’t know…Big Foot doesn’t look happy though!

VJ: Big Foot just dropped Firestorm and now he's headed over to this masked woman…we've got another one!!!

DD: Huh?!

VJ: From the other side of the ring! Another masked woman just came into the ring with a steel chair!!!! What the hell…OH!!!!!! Chairshot right to the back of Big Foot!!!!

DD: Damn it!!!!! What the hell?!

VJ: Big Foot has won!!!! That means the LOD is no more!!!!

DD: No! Only by pinfall! It has to be! It has to be!!

VJ: The LOD is gone Dave!!!!! Big Foot has won!!!! Firestorm's LOD is no more, but in the meantime whoever this woman in the ring is looks to be in trouble!!

DD: She just caused the end of the LOD who is that?!

VJ: It looks like Big Foot is gonna find out! He's got her by the mask…the other masked woman into the ring…wrench to the back of the head of Big Foot!!!!! He just dropped like a ton of bricks!!!

DD: HAHA! He just got KO'd by a girl!!!! Get him!!!!

VJ: Oh c'mon!! These 2 women are attacked the former World Champ! Big Foot…who the hell are these…

DD: Oh no!! Not him!!!!

VJ: It's Lightning!!! Lightning is on his way to help out his cousin! To help out his tag team partner!!!

DD: I don’t know who these women are, but they need to get the hell away from…OH NO!!!!

VJ: Lightning hits the ring and just popped 1 of those women in the mouth!!

DD: You brute! HA!!!! Did you see that?!

VJ: The other woman just clipped Lightning's knee…look up on the stage!!!! The Extremist is hammering Rage up on the stage now!! Rage is in some trouble…what?! It's the Posse!!!! Sniper and the Posse…Sniper and the Posse are attacking the Extremist!!!! Why in the hell are they attacking the Extremist?!

DD: How the hell should I know?! Maybe they don't like him!

VJ: Rage is back up…c'mon!!! Angel and Fredo are holding the Extremist for Rage to do a number on…is Rage in cahoots with the Posse?!

DD: No! Of course not…LOOK OUT!!

VJ: LIGHTNING BOLT ON THAT WOMAN!!!!! Lightning just nailed that masked woman with the Lightning bolt, and now he's gonna unmask her!!!! Lightning is gonna unmask this…the other woman just jumped on the back of Lightning…Big Foot from behind takes her down…and now he's got her by the mask!!!! Lightning has the other one…they're gonna be unmasked! Who is it?! It's…it's…

DD and VJ: CHYNA AND TINA!!!!!!!

DD: What in the hell?!

VJ: Oh my God!!!!! Chyna and Tina…Chyna and Tina were the masked women…what in the hell is going on here?! They were supposed to be at the ai…Firestorm has Big Foot…BIG TIME!!!!! Firestorm with the Big Time on Big Foot!!!! Lightning with a right hand to Firestorm…Panther is in the ring with a steel chair…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!!! WHAT IN THE HELL?! PANTHER JUST HIT LIGHTNING IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CHAIR!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!

DD: (Smiling) What's going on here, Vince?!

VJ: I don't know!!!! 1^st Chyna and Tina are unmasked, and now Panther with an unbelievable chairshot to Lightning…his stablemate! One of his best friends and now Lou is in the ring! Crazy Lou and Panther are going face to face…they're smiling!!! Panther and Lou are smiling!!!! DAMN IT NO!!!!!! NO!!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING LIGHTNNG AND BIG FOOT!!!!!!! PANTHER AND LOU ARE BOTH ATTACKING LIGHTNING AND BIG FOOT!!!!!

DD: This is great!!!!! This is greater than great!!!! Look up…

VJ: OH!!!!!! Rage just tossed the Extremist off of the stage!!!!! Rage just tossed him…back in the ring Panther, Firestorm and Crazy Lou are doing a number on the Demolitionists!!!!!! It's Blade!!!!!

DD: Oh no! Look out, gang!!!

VJ: Blade is headed down the ramp to the ring, Sniper and Rage are both chasing after him…Blade hits the ring…he nails Panther with a hard right hand…SQUIRREL WITH A NUTT SHOT!!!! NUTT SHOT ON BLADE!!!!! BLADE IS OUT!!!!! Sniper and Rage hit the ring and they're all over Blade!!!!! I can't believe what I'm seeing!!! Squirrel with a Nutt Buster on Blade!!!!! Panther…look at him…he and Chyna are lifting up Lightning…Crazy Lou has that baseball bat! What in the hell is he gonna do now?!

DD: He's gonna put Lightning out for good!!!

VJ: Panther and Chyna are holding Lightning…Lou…OH DAMN!!!!!!!!!! He just bashed Lightning's brains in with that bat!!!!!! Lightning has been busted wide open!!!!! Big Foot is down!! Blade is down!!!! Firestorm has a mic…

Firestorm: Now Panther, we never agree on much! But I can tell you 1 thing that I do agree with, and that's that there's no right way…

VJ: Oh my God!

Firestorm: There's no wrong way…

Panther: There's only…THE DYNASTY'S WAY!!!!!!!!! And…

All: THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOD!!!! THE DYNASTY!!!! THE DYNASTY!!!!! THE DYNASTY IS BACK!!!!!!

DD: This is the great!!!!!! Long live the Dynasty!!!!!

VJ: THOSE NO GOOD, LOUSY, SONS OF BITCHES!!!! DAMN THEM!!! DAMN THEIR SOULS TO HELL FOR WHAT THEY'VE DONE!!! MY GOD….THE DYNASTY IS BACK!!!!!!!!