("The Takeover" by Jay-Z blasts over the PA and Sewaside appears in the bluish white spotlights! Fans give him a reaction that he doesn't take too well because they're booing him and chanting.. "SEWY SUCKS! SEWY SUCKS!". When he gets in the ring he flicks off the crowd and Kevin Sleeper.)

Ding, Ding, Ding!!!

VJ: Here we go now.. Collar and Elbow Tie-up... Sewaside with the advantage... he whips Sleeper into the corner.

KT: I just love Angelfire!

VJ: Another tie-up here and NO! Sewaside with a kick to the midsection of Kevin Sleeper.. into the ropes... BACK BODY DROP by Sleeper! Sewaside is up... ANOTHER!

KT: NO DAMNIT! Come on SEWY!

VJ: Sleeper takes the advantage and goes to work on Sewaside.. kicks to the chest and stomach of Sewaside... into the ropes... SLEEPER WITH AN ELBOW TO THE THROAT!

KT: UGH!!!

VJ: The cover... one, two, KICKOUT! I'm not a Sewaside fan, but it's gonna take more than that to keep him down.

KT: You got that right Veej! He's a member of Angelfire... what more do you want!?

VJ: Well... Sleeper has Sewaside up.. SNAP SUPLEX... into the ropes.. LEG DROP! Another cover by Sleeper... KICKOUT on two! I'm tellin' you... Sleeper should try to isolate Sewaside longer. Those covers aren't going to work!!

KT: I agree!

VJ: Sewaside now... he's fighting back... NO WAIT! ROLLUP! ROLLUP!... ONE, TWO, THR!! NO! HE DIDN'T GET HIM.. that was CLOSE!

KT: Almost! Almost! You just wait Johnson!

VJ: SEWASIDE WITH A VICIOUS CLOTHESLINE! Sleeper goes down, but he bounces up quickly... SEWASIDE now... DROPKICK! MY GOODNESS... THAT WAS PICTURE PERFECT!

KT: You got that right... Sewaside is in Angelfire... everything he does is perfect!

VJ: Yeah... right!

KT: It is... jackass!

VJ: Why you little... DOUBLE ARM DDT! Sewaside with a Double Arm DDT on Sleeper! Ang now... what is this? He should have went for the cover. Instead he's... SEWASIDE, he's going...

KT: He's going to the top rope!

VJ: OH KNOW... LEG DROP FROM THE TOP... HE MISSED! SEWASIDE MISSED THAT LEG DROP and...

KT: And... this really sucks!

VJ: Sleeper makes the cover... one, two.. NO! Kickout by Sewaside! I thought this one could have been over! I honestly did!

KT: C'mon Veej... this is Sewaside we're talkin... Angelfire we're talkin... that can't...

VJ: Oh be quiet! Sleeper now... he's got Sewaside up... Belly-to-Belly Suplex.. and NOW... SLEEPER IS GOING TO THE TOP ROPE!! OH MY! SLEEPER...

KT: PLEASE GOD!! PLEASE GOD... NO!

VJ: FROG SPLASH... HE MISSED! OH MY GOODNESS! SEWASIDE MISSED... SLEEPER MISSED... and... SEWASIDE IS BACK UP!

KT: WHAT THE HELL!?

VJ: NOW SEWASIDE TO THE TOP ROPE.. it's...

KT: THE END! THE END!

VJ: The End by Sewaside on Kevin Sleeper... and that's... that is SEWASIDE'S VERSION OF THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS! Here's the cover... ONE, TWO, THREE!!!!!!! This one is over!

KT: Another win for the greatest faction in the history of this business!

Ding Ding Ding!! ***Cue "The Takeover"

Announcer: Here is your winner... SEWASIDE!!!

VJ: That was a relatively short match, but nonetheless... SEWASIDE.. and Angelfire.. have picked up a victory and they have to be pretty happy about that!

KT: Damn right we are! I mean they are! I'm happy too, but...shut up!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Shawn Michaels walking through the locker room)

VJ: Well, fans, there he is!!!! The Head of the World Council of Wrestling, Shawn Michaels and when we return!!! It's the ULTIMATE Title presentation!!! Don't you dare go away!!!!

****Commercial****

(The scene opens at ringside, where the ring is covering with a red carpet. Another red carpet runs down the ramp, and "Sexy Boy" starts up over the PA system and the crowd goes wild. The arena lights dim, red, baby blue and white spotlights flash over the entrance and Shawn Michaels struts out from the locker room with the black bag over his shoulder. He heads down the ramp, tagging the hands of ringside fans before climbing the ring stairs, stepping through the ropes, and spinning around the ring with his arms raised into the air. He then turns to the main camera, lays the title belt on the mat, and does his signature pose as white pyro sparklers shoot up in the background)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...he is the ICON! The SHOWSTOPPA! The MAIN EVENT!!! And momentarily, he will be passing the Ultimate Title belt onto another Icon! Another legend! A now 4-time NFWA World Heavyweight Champion, and of course, I mean ICE CUBE!!!

KT: Well look at this hotdog! He doesn't care about Cube! He just wants to get that ugly face of his on TV!!!! Look at him...redneck freak!

VJ: Well Michaels...he's lucky we're not in Montreal! But we are here in Toronto, Canada, and these fans are going gaga over the Heartbreak Kid!!!!!

(The music dies down, the lights return to normal and slight chants of "HBK" break out across the arena. Shawn grabs a mic from the ring announcer, raises it to his lips and begins to speak)

HBK: Ladies and gentlemen...(crowd pops) I present to you...THE UNDISPUTED...NFWA ULTIMATE CHAMPION OF THE WORRRRRLD...ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

("My Hero" by Foo Fighters starts up over the PA system and the arena light dim. Red, yellow and green spotlights shine on the entrance, and 2 silver pyros go off on stage as Ice Cube walks out from the locker room with the Universal and World Titles over his shoulders, and the Toughman Title wrapped around his waist. He raises both titles into the air before walking down the entrance ramp to ringside. He climbs upon the ring apron, steps through the ropes and raises his belts into the air once again as fireworks go off in the rafters. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and chants of "Cube, Cube, Cube" echo throughout the arena.)

VJ: Listen to this response for the ULTIMATE CHAMPION!!!

KT: They're chanting "Pube". Why are they chanting "Pube"?

VJ: WILL YOU STOP?!?!?!?

KT: What?

HBK: Mr. Ice Cube...as the head of the World Council of Wrestling...and the man who brought the Universal Title to this fine company...it is my honor to relinquish that title to you, and here tonight, proclaim you the NEW ULTIMATE CHAMPION of the NFWA!!!!!!

(HBK opens up the black bag, pulls out the title belt, and raises it into the air as the crowd cheers in the background)

The NEW Ultimate Title belt

VJ: Wow! That belt...that's just beautiful, Kevin. It's beautiful!

KT: And look at Ice Cube...that's like feeding strawberries to a pig.

VJ: Ice Cube looking at that title belt...and it looks like he's got something to say. Ice Cube's got the mic!

Cube: Thank you, Shawn! It is an honor for me to be the 1st man in NFWA history to be the ULTIMATE Champion...and all that I have to say about that is...I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!! (Crowd pops) Damn right! I told you all! I told you what was gonna happen at Breakin' The Rulz, and I did just that! I went out to that ring with Rage, the Riot Makerz back together once again! And together, we beat the Superstars and Blood Hounds all over that damn ring!!!! (Crowd pops) We beat them within an inch of their worthless lives, and damn it, we may not have walked out with the Tag Titles, but just like I said I would...I won the match...where it counts!! And I stand here before you all the Universal Champion...the Toughman Champion...and damn it, I'm the 4-time, undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, and there ain't a damn thing anybody can do about it!!!! (Crowd pops again)

VJ: (clapping) ALRIGHT!!!!

KT: Oh please! What an arrogant, egotistical bastard, VJ!

VJ: The man earned it! He earned the right to be the champion!

KT: The only thing he earned was the screwjob of the year award! Tina was the designated referee for the match! NOT Diamond!!! Diamond had no business even being there! She should've stayed home, damn it!

VJ: Well Diamond...still no word on her condition, unfortunately. Again, we'll try and keep you updated!

Cube: Now as far as Tina goes...and Angelfire goes...Breakin the Rulz was the beginning...the beginning of your end!!! (Crowd pops) It was the first nail into the Angelfire coffin! And I promise...

(Suddenly, 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and slam into the stage!!! "The Bloodline Anthem" hits the PA system, as blue, white and red spotlights flash over the arena)

KT: Wait a minute!!

VJ: What the hell...that's T Money's music! In the middle of the ceremony...that's T Money's music...AND THAT'S T MONEY!!!! THAT'S T MONEY!!! WHAT'S HE DOING OUT HERE??!?!

KT: Um...I dunno, VJ! But this thing just got a LITTLE more interesting!

VJ: T Money on his way down to ringside, in the middle of this ceremony and look at the look on the face of Ice Cube!!! He is not happy at all!

KT: And neither is HBK! You know the history between he and T Money!

VJ: Definitely some bad blood there! And now watch T Money...T Money headed into the ring! T Money headed into the ring, and fans, this thing could explode at any second here!!!

(T Money walks towards the center of the ring and goes face to face with Ice Cube. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and a mixture of "Blood" and "Cube" chants break out around the arena. Ice Cube says something to T Money, and Money flashes him a smile. He pulls a mic out of his pocket, raises it to his lips and speaks)

T Money: Well, Well, Well! What a nice lookin belt you got there Cube!

(T Money grins and paces the ring. He stops and looks into the eyes of Shawn Michaels)

T Money: Yo, ain't chu the same son of a bitch that screwed me out of the Universal Title tournament at Dead or Alive last year? heh, punk!

(T Money turns back to look at Ice Cube)

T Money: Cube, it looks like your the man now, huh? I guess your very much full of yourself now that your the ULTIMATE CHAMPION! Feel dis tho, if I didn't have a tag partner that was pulling me down all this damn time..At breakin The Rulz, I still would've been the Heavyweight Champion! If I had somebody who had my back, I would have beat you and I would be the one up here gettin the Ultimate Title..This would be my ceremony! But no! But then what happens? I lose my belt and I don't even get a rematch? I got to go through rage and Stevo to get a shot at The Ultimate Championship? That's bullshit! Cube, you know it and I know it! Right now, your standing in my ring, takin away fromme what should have been mine! I should have been the one havin this pansy ass shawn michaels handing me the Ultimate Title! Well, you know what Cube? After tonight..After I beat the hell out of Rage and I damn near Kill Psyko Stevo, you will have to look forward to facing me for that Ultimate Title! So Mr. Ultimate Champion, Ice Cube, you keep in mind that I am your obstical and I will not be too easy to run over..And umm..Enjoy that belt while you still can, cuz next month at Slamfest 2, I will beat your ass Thug Style and I will leave with the Ultimate Title around my waist!

(T Money walks over to Shawn Michaels and grabs the Ultimate Title from him)

T Money: Damn, that is a fine ass belt! Pretty soon it will be mine! hell, I don't know anybody in this god damn world that deserves a title shot more than me anyway! Why the hell do I gots to go through two ego maniacs like Rage The "Riot Maker" and Stevo the "Idiotic one"? I should be the top cat at that list! But tonight, if it means I gotta take those two punk suckas out da game, then I guess I gotta do what I gotta do! The fact of the matter is this tho Cube, me and you, Slamfest 2...Like it, Love it, And Dig That Shit Sucka!

(T Money tosses the mic down and walks up to Cube. He glances down at the Ultimate Title in his hand one more time before placing it over the shoulder of Ice Cube and staring him down with a cold look. T Money laughs in his face)

VJ: Fans...I don't agree with this at all! T Money is outta line! He is completely outta line here, Kevin!

KT: Outta line my buttocks! This thing is getting good! Did you hear what he said about Psyko Stevo?! Did you hear...

(Suddenly, "Between Angels and Insects" hits the PA system and the crowd goes wild as Psyko Stevo steps out from the locker room and starts down the ramp)

VJ: And now what?!?!? What on earth...Psyko Stevo! Stevo on his way down the ramp...and he is walking with purpose!

KT: Set your VCRs, folks! This could be the last we ever see of the Blood Hounds!

(Stevo slides into the ring and immediately shoves T Money. T Money shoves him into Ice Cube, who shoves him back into T Money, who hits off the ropes and shoves Stevo. Officials rush out from the locker room and storm the ring, trying to get in between the 3 men.)

VJ: Fans...

KT: This is great, Vince! Absolutely great!

VJ: Psyko Stevo...apparently taking exception to something said by T Money! And he is hot!! He is red hot, and these officials are out here trying to calm this situation down! It is absolutely about to break loose between these 3 men!

KT: And look at Michaels! His face is starting to match that red neck of his!

VJ: Stop it! Stevo...he just grabbed one of those mics! What is Stevo...

Stevo: Holding you down, T Money??!!? I've been holding you back!!! So what...you win won match, and all of a sudden you think you're better than me or something?! Huh?! You trying to say that you're better than the Ironman?

T Money: Heh...hey Stevo! I'm not tryin to say nothin! The facts speak for themselves!!! (Crowd goes "ooooh!")

KT: OOOOOH! Ya heard that, Vince? OOOOOH!

Stevo: Yeah...well you wanna talk facts, let's go back to February 1st! The TV Title Tournament! Don't forget who it was that beat your ass right in the middle of this ring!!! Don't forget who it was that put you out in the 1st RD!

T Money: That bullshit ass match! I ain't want that belt anyway!

Cube: Excuse me, excuse me! I dunno if you two noticed, but this ceremony is for ME!!!!! This ain't about your little hen fight! This is about me being crowned the new Ultimate Champ! So if you don't mind, the two of you can take your asses to the back, head down to Lana's Love Shack and kiss and make up for all I care! Just get outta my ring, and get the hell outta my spotlight, damn it!!! (Crowd pops)

T Money: Man...SHUT YOUR BITCH ASS UP!!! (Swings at Cube, but is held by officials)

KT: Oh! here we go!

VJ: Cube and T Money! These 2 men trying to get at one another! And look at Stevo!!! Stevo looks like he's about to take T Money's head off...

(Suddenly, "I Feel So....." by Boxcar Racers hits the PA system and the crowd cheers as Rage walks out onto the stage with his nail/baseball bat thingy)

VJ: Oh my goodness, here comes Rage now!!! Rage...on his way down here to the ring...

KT: And he's got that damn bat with him!

VJ: Rage down to the ring! And he doesn't look like he's coming down to talk! Rage looks like he's here to fight, folks! Rage looks like he's here to fight!

(Rage slides into the ring, and the music dies down. He snatches the mic from Stevo and begins to speak)

Rage: WAAAH! WAAAH! WAAAH!!!!! All I'm hearing from you losers is a bunch of crying! Well Stevo...T Money...I'm tired of your crying! Your whining! You're bitching! I've got the ULTIMATE solution to your pathetic little argument...and here it is right here!!!

VJ: What the hell---OH!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!! RAGE!!!

KT: DID YOU SEE THAT?!?!?

VJ: RAGE JUST HIT T MONEY WITH THAT BAT!!! AND LOOK AT RAGE AND STEVO!!! RAGE AND PSYKO STEVO GOING AT IT IN THE RING!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! BACK AND FORTH!!! RAGE AND STEVO!!! OH MY!!!!

KT: GET OUTTA THE WAY AND LET EM RIGHT, DARN IT!!! LET EM FIGHT!!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness!!! Shawn Michaels...Michaels and these NFWA officials trying to separate these 2 men!!! Trying to get between Rage and Stevo! It's all broken loose folks!!!! And look at Ice Cube, looking on...

KT: Watch T Money, Veej! Watch T Mo...

VJ: OH MY GOD, SHAWN!!!!

KT: What the...

VJ: HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON MICHAELS!!!! THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK HAS BEEN LOCKED IN...ON H...B...K!!!! MY GOD!!! MY GOD!!!!!!! ICE CUBE HAMMERING AWAY ON STEVO, BREAKS THE HOLD!!!!!

KT: HAHAHA!!!!!

(T Money rolls out of the ring, and officials try to hold Ice Cube to keep him from T Money! As officials hold Stevo and Rage down, T Money walks back up the ramp and "My Hero" starts over the PA system once again)

VJ: Oh my goodness, fans!!! T Money...T Money back to the locker room...it's crazy out here!!! It's absolutely crazy!!!!

KT: Yes, Vince Johnson! And do you know what this means?

VJ: What?

KT: THE ALLIANCE IS DEAD!!!!!!!! THE ALLIANCE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD HERE TONIGHT!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness! What's gonna happen later tonight when Rage, T Money and Psyko Stevo all step into the ring?!?!? Who's gonna be the man to meet Ice Cube for the title at SlamFest?!?!?!?

(The camera cuts back to the VIP room, where we see Angelfire sitting around watching the show. Tina has a sly smile on her face)

Tina: Now guys...you see how simple that is? (giggles) I knew all I had to do was toss those dogs a bone and they'd be at each other's throats! (laughs)

Firestorm: Genius! Pure genius!

Tina: Damn right it was. (turns to the Superstars) Now all you guys hafta do is go out there and win that battle royal...and this'll be the PERFECT Angelfire night? Ok?

Kerrboski: Don't worry, Tina! That match is TOTALLY ours!!!!

Tina: Good...DON'T FAIL ME, GUYS!!!

DJP: Don't worry! We won't!

(Kerrboski and DJP high five one another before heading out of the locker room and closing the door behind them)

VJ: Fans, the Tag Team Battle Royal is next!!! Stay with us!!!

****Commercial****

(The scene opens at ringside, where the ring is filling up for the Tag Team battle royal. The camera focuses on the front row, where we see three black men wearing T Money #1 basketball jerseys)

VJ: Fans, we're back on the Slam! We are live from Toronto, and there you see three members of the Toronto Raptors basketball team...Alvin Williams...Morris Peterson...and the man himself! Yes, Vince Carter!!! They are in the house...and apparently, they're all big fans of T Money!

KT: Are you a Raptors fan, Vince?

VJ: Well...I'm quite fond of them. Yes.

KT: That's good, that's good. I figured you would be after what happened with your Grizzlies, this season.

VJ: ***clears throat*** Let's not...***clears throat*** let's not bring that up.

KT: What? That they smartened up and realized what kinda hellhole Vancouver truly is?

VJ: Kevin...

KT: What?

VJ: Glad to see the Raptors here. Go Vince!

Tag Team Battle Royal

(The camera focuses on the ring, where Venom and Outlaw are in the ring. Their music dies down, and the "Murda Murda Murda Kill Kill Kill Anthem" hits the PA system. Blue lights flash over the arena, and the crowd cheers loudly as the Elites walk out onto the stage and head down to the ring. Their music dies down, and "What Kammy wants, Kammy Gets" hits the PA system. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Kammy walks out onto the stage, looking back towards the locker room as if she's looking for someone. She slides into the ring, the music dies down and the Olympic theme hits the PA system. The crowd boos wildly as golden sparks shower down from the rafters, and the World Class Superstars head down the ramp to ringside. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "Bitch Please" hits the PA system. The crowd boos as Kaos walks out onto the stage and heads down the ramp to the ring. He slides into the ring and immediately goes after Rodney Demp as referee Stephanie Jenkins calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Fans, there's the bell, and this match is on!!!! Tag Team Battle royal, the winners of this match will get a shot at whoever the Tag Champions are sometime down the line!! And look at them go!

KT: Well...it does seem to me that Kammy and Kaos have forgotten something...I wonder what it is?

VJ: Well, Kaos has hired some mystery man to be his partner...and unfortunately, Darkest Desires was arrested thanks to Tina! Kammy...this really not the best environment for a woman...uh oh!!! Look at Killa now!!! Kaos was hammering away upon Rodney, and Killa from behind!!!

KT: Hey Kaos! They call it TAG TEAM battle royal for a reason, you moron!

VJ: OH!!!!!! Hard right hand to the midsection by Rodney! AND ANOTHER!!!! The Elites...doing a number on Kaos...the continuation of a rivalry that never seems to die!!!!

KT: It may die right here! look at Kaos!

VJ: OH!! Venom from behind just nailed Killa with a right hand!!! Outlaw and Kerrboski going at it along the ropes! All of these teams...they all want a shot at the Tag Champs! They want a shot at the Blood Hounds...

KT: Blood Hounds are the champs, but we don't even know if they'll be a team after tonight---

VJ; OH MY GOODNESS!!! VENOM IS GONE!!!!! Venom has been backdropped over the top rope by Killa, and that means the Sycotics have been eliminated! Both Venom and Outlaw must head to the showers!

KT: Well, that's the kinda thing that happens...

VJ: Wait a damn minute!!! DJP and Kerrboski...they wouldn't!

KT: Well...it's every team for themselves!

VJ: Kammy is in there all alone...and those heathens...tell me they're not gonna...Kammy was already assaulted by DJP earlier on tonight...don't tell me they're gonna...not 2 on 1...

KT: Kammy, you'd better...

VJ: OH MY GOD, IT'S THE ELITES!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT??!?!

VJ: KILLA AND RODNEY FROM BEHIND!!!!! KILLA AND RODNEY!!!! ATTACKING THE SUPERSTARS!!! AND IT'S LIKE LAST WEEK ALL OVER AGAIN!!! THE ELITES AND THE SUPERSTARS!!! THE ELITES AND THE SUPERSTARS!!! BOTH TEAMS GOING AT IT...LIKE HERDS OF BUFFALO!!!!

KT: Well...LIKE WHAT?!?!?

VJ: Well...hey wait a minute...we've got a masked man out here!!! That masked man...he's headed into the ring with that pipe...oh my goodness...

KT: What in the world...

VJ: HEY!!!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!! THE SON OF A...HE JUST HIT KILLA RIGHT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT DAMN PIPE!!!!! KILLA WENT DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!!

KT: Who the heck is that guy?!

VJ: I dunno! But Rodney's got him by the throat! Rodney's got him...OH!!!! Kaos with an elbow to the back of the head...DDT BY THE MASKED MAN ON RODNEY!!!!!!! Rodney has been planted...who is that?!?!?! Kevin...

KT: Do I look like I know?! I don't!

VJ: Kaos and this masked man...doing a number on Rodney Demp...Kevin...that's not...that's gotta be...is that Kaos' partner?!

KT: I really don't know! It looks that way to me!

VJ: Kaos and this masked man...whoever he is, are doing a number on Rodney Demp...and look at Killa! Killa has not moved one muscle since catching that pipe shot to the back of the head!

KT: That's what I call a first class, Grade A pipejob, Veejus...

VJ: Oh wait just a minute! NO!! DJP has Kammy!!! DJP...you son of a bitch, no!!!!! NO!!! DON'T YOU DARE...DON'T YOU...

KT: She put herself in a man's situation! She's gonna get treated like a man!!!

VJ: DJP's got Kammy hooked! Don't tell me...he's not gonna give her the Supersta---OOOOH!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHat?!?!

VJ: KAMMY!!! LOW BLOW BY KAMMY AND DJP IS REELING!!! HE IS IN A WORLD OF HURT!

KT: That deceitful little witch!!!!

VJ: KAMMY KUTTER!!!!!!!! KAMMY KUTTER ON DJP!!!! DJP IS DOWN, AND THIS CROWD IS ON IT'S FEET!!!!!!

KT: This is disgusting!!

VJ: Kammy standing tall over DJP--OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! KERRBOSKI FROM BEHIND! NO!!!! BOSKI SLAM ON KAMMY!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!!!!!!

KT: HAHAHA!!!! HAHAHA!

VJ: Kammy...her head just bounced hard off the mat...oh she's out!!!! SHe is absolutely out...

KT: You're darn tootin she's out! Right out of this battle royal and right into the trash...where she and that filthy Playboy of hers belong! You're great, Kerrboski! Absolutely great!

VJ: Kammy not moving...oh! Look at Killa! Killa bleeding severely from the back of the head! He just got laid open with that pipe, as this masked man...he's just choking the life outta Rodney in the corner! And watch Kaos...the son of a bitch...

KT: Hey, hey, Johnson! Watch your filthy mouth...

VJ: Oh! Boot right to the back of the head of Killa. And another one! Kaos...oh! He's just toying with him, Kevin! Killa was assaulted from behind, and the son of a bitch is gonna take advantage of this situation!

KT: Of course he is, Vin! See, one thing you don't understand...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! RODNEY WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN!!! DOWN GOES THE MASKED MAN!!!!

KT: What?! OH MY GOD!!!

VJ: RIGHT HAND BY RODNEY JUST CAUGHT KERRBOSKI NAPPING!!!!! And watch Demp...

KT: KAOS!!!!!!

VJ: SPEAR!!!!!!!! RODNEY DEMP JUST SPEARED KAOS OUT OF HIS BOOTS! AND DAMN IT, RODNEY IS ALL OVER HIM!!! RIGHT HANDS!!!! PISTON LIKE RIGHTS TO HEAD OF KAOS!!!! And the former X-Treme Champion is in some serious trouble right now!

KT: Watch the masked man!

VJ: What?! Boot to the midsection of Rodney Demp...masked man from behind--RODNEY CATCHES HIM WITH A RIGHT HAND TO THE JAW!!!! Kerrboski...DOWN HE GOES AGAIN!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!

VJ: Rodney Demp is a house of fire!!! And he's got the masked man! Rodney's got the masked ma---FLOWING DDT!!!!!!!!!! THE MASKED MAN HAS BEEN PLANTED!!!!!!!!

KT: Damn it...DJP get up!!!!

VJ: Rodney Demp...oh my goodness he just exploded in there! And now he's signalling for something...I think...yes! I think he's saying he's gonna remove the mask!!! Rodney Demp is going for the mask, Kevin!

KT: He cannot...Vince, that is the man's personal property! This is...

VJ: Rodney's got the mask!!!!! Rodney's got it...

KT: INDECENT EXPOSURE!!!! INDECENT EXPOSE---HA!!!!

VJ: KAOS FROM BEHIND WITH A CLOTHESLINE...KERRBOSKI WITH A BACK BODY DROP, AND THE ELITES ARE GONE!!!!!! RODNEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED! And now we're down to 3!!!!! 3 teams left in this battle royal! The winners will go up against the Tag Team Champions, Stevo and T Money next week on the Slam!

KT: Next week?!

VJ: You know what I meant!

KT: (chuckles)

VJ: Kammy has barely moved since that Boski Slam...and what's this now? Kerrboski and DJP now...the masked man nearly had his face exposed to the whole world...and now...are the Superstars trying to form...are they trying to form an alliance?

KT: It wouldn't surprise me! That Playboy of hers should be living proof that nobody likes Kammy. I say they all just team up and put her out of wrestling for good! We don't need her!

VJ: Kammy is all alone here since Darkest Desires was arrested earlier on...thanks to Tina...and oh no! This is 4 on 1, damn it! 4 on 1!!!

KT: Bye Kammy! Bye...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

VJ: What in the Worl--SUPERSTARDOM ON KAOS!!!!! KERRBOSKI FROM BEHIND...THE MASKED MAN IS GONE!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT ON...HA!

VJ: THE SUPERSTARS JUST DOUBLE CROSSED KAOS!!!!!! KAOS AND THE MASKED MAN HAVE BEEN HAD!!!!!

KT: EXCELLENT!!!! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!!! WHAT A DISPLAY OF BRAIN POWER BY THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS!!! IS THERE ANY WONDER WHY ANGELFIRE IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD, VINCE?! IS THERE...

(Suddenly, the arena goes black, and "The Way You Like It" by Adema hits the PA system. Smoke pours out from the entrance, purple lights fill the arena and a bright white spotlight light up the entrance as a dark, female figure emerges from the locker room)

KT: Veej...what the heck?!

VJ: We were down to the World Class Superstars and Darkest Desires...but now...

KT: No, Vince! No!!!!

VJ: That's DESIRES!!!! DARKEST DESIRES IS BACK!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT NO!!!!!!

VJ: YES!!!! DESIRES IS HERE, AND KEVIN WILL YOU LOOK AT THE INTENSITY IN THOSE EYES!!! LOOK AT THE LOOKS IN THE EYES OF THE SUPERSTARS!!!!

KT: She shouldn't be here! SHe shouldn't be here!!!

VJ: Desires, with whip in hand...she hits the ring...

KT: GET HER!!!!!

VJ: OH! DJP misses with a clothesline...DESIRES WITH THAT WHIP SQUARE ACROSS THE SHOULDER BLADES!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!!!!! LOOK OUT KERRBOSKI!!!

VJ: HE CATCHES A SHOT AS WELL!!! AND ANOTHER FOR DJP!! AND ONE FOR KERRBOSKI!!! DESIRES HAS LOST IT, KEVIN!!! SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST IT! AND SHE IS WHIPPING THE HELL OUT OF THE FORMER 2 TIME TAG CHAMPS, MUCH TO THE DELIGHT OF THIS CAPACITY CROWD!!!!

KT: It figures that these sick, disgusting freaks would cheer for violent crap like this!!! It just goes to show just how far Canada has fall...oh my God!!! No!

VJ: Desires with that whip wrapped around the throat of DJP! Darkest Desires...

KT: POLICE!!! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!! DESIRES STRANGLING THE LIFE OUT OF DJP!!!!! DESIRES...KERRBOSKI COMING IN FOR THE SAVE...KAMMY WITH A FLYING FOREARM RIGHT TO THE JAW!!!!!! THE SISTERS OF DESTRUCTION ARE ALL OVER THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS!!! THE FORMER CHAMPS ARE ABSOLUTELY GETTING THEIR ASSES HANDED TO THEM, KEVIN!!!

KT: Will you lower your voice?! How do you expect us...them to compete with these two! I mean...the Superstars are wrestlers! The SoD...they're nothing but an ex-con and a porn queen! They have no morals!

VJ: Kammy kicking the hell outta Kerrboski in the buckle! Folks...could you imagine what would happen next week if the SoD went on to face the Blood Hounds for the Titles?! Could you image...

KT: Oh look! The Goddess is back!!!

VJ: Wha...NO!!!! Damn it...what the hell...Tina and Firestorm are on their way back out here to ringside! What the HELL are they doing here?!

KT: This battle royal has absolutely lost control! They're needed out here to give this thing some serious law and order!

VJ: And Dark just spotted Tina! Dark was screwed out of the Women's Title 2 weeks ago at Breakin' the Rulz...she was arrested right here tonight thanks to that no good jezebel! And now Tina's out...watch DJP! DJP trying to get back to his feet! Dark...turn around, Dark! Turn around!

KT: Will you shut up?!

VJ: Darkest Desires distracted by Tina...DJP from behind--HE'S CAUGHT!!!!

KT: WHAT?!

VJ: She caught him! Desires caught him...OH MY!!! OH...DARK COMBINATION!!!!!!! DJP IS DONE!!!!!! DJP is down! He is out...TINA'S ON THE APRON!!!!

KT: And I don't blame her for coming out here! Darkest Desires has single-handedly broken every rule in the book since coming out here...she probably broke outta jail, the 2-bit felon! And--GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF HER, YOU HUSSY!!!!!!!

VJ: KAMMY HAS TINA!!!!! KAMMY...

KT: That's the boss, you filthy little wench!!! That's...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S ALYSSA!!!! Alyssa's in the ring with a cha--DAMN IT!!!!!! SHE JUST LEVELED DARK WITH THAT SHOT!!!!

KT: HAHA!

VJ: Darkest Desires is down...and now look at Alyssa...Kammy doesn't even see her---CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD...AND KAMMY...KAMMY OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue The Olympic Theme

Announcer: Here are your winners, the #1 contenders for the NFWA Tag Team Championship: The World Class Superstars!!!!!

VJ: Damn it, Kevin! Angelfire has just stolen this thing!!!!!

KT: STOLEN?!?! VJ, stolen?! This is a fantastic win by the World Class Superstars! What a gutsy performance by the number 1 tag team in the history of the NFWA! What a...STAND UP AND CHEER, JOHNSON! This is such a great...(to the Superstars) you're great, guys! Excellent! Excellent!

VJ: Look at Kerrboski and DJP...you'd think the idiots had just won the Super Bowl!

KT: They're SUPERstars! World Class Superstars, and they just gave a World Class Super Effort right here in Toront...

VJ: HEY C'MON!!!!! Darkest Desires...Desires was trying to get back to her feet and Alyssa nailed her right in the small of the back with that chair!!! And again!!! What in the...damn it! This isn't right! This isn't right at all!

KT: Of course it is! She's a felon, plain and simple! And I'm almost positive that she was getting ready to attack Tina! Her life was in danger...

VJ: Oh wait a minute! Tina in the ring now...what in the hell...she just told Angelfire to get her up! Get Desires up! What in God's name does that evil woman have in store for Dark?!

KT: Evil?! I'll have you know...

VJ: OH NO!!!! NO!!!! Don't tell me...Tina's got that crowbar!!! That red crowbar...the Superstars are holding Dark...she's...c'mon! This is gone far enough!

KT: HA! This is just the beginning Vince! Tina is getting ready to show this little trollup some respect! Angelfire-style!

VJ: Tina...Dark is already out of it after being hit with the chair by Alyssa...and now Tina stalking her with that crowbar! The Superstars holding her in place! Damn it, Tina! No!! Don't you dare...

KT: Somebody make a call to the local emergency room! Looks like Diamond's gonna have a little bit of comp...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!

KT: Who the hell...

VJ: TRISTRAM!!!! TRISTRAM ON HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING!!!

KT: What is he doing here?! What in the world...TINA LOOK OUT!!!!!

VJ: Tristram his the ring...OH! Tina ducks a chairshot from Tristram--DJP DOES NOT!!!!!!

KT: OOOH!!!!

KT: KERRBOSKI CATCHES ONE AS WELL!!!! FIRESTORM AND ALYSSA GETTING OUT OF DODGE!!! TRISTRAM...THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...THANK GOD HE WAS ABLE TO ARRIVE WHEN HE DID!!!!!

("Tear Away" starts up over the PA system as Tristram goes over to check on Darkest Desires. On the floor, Tina, Firestorm and Alyssa help up the Superstars and slowly begin to head back up the ramp towards the locker room)

KT: I can't believe this, Veej! Who the heck does that guy think he is?!

VJ: He's the Light Heavyweight Champion! The former Universal Champion, and now that he's here, suddenly Angelfire feels like they've had enough! Suddenly the tough guys don't wanna stick around!

KT: Yeah well mark my words, that guy is gonna pay! He's gonna learn what happens when you f--I said when you screw with Angelfire!!! And that's a promise!

(The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see Scarlet KV walking through the locker room with the TV Title belt draped over his shoulder. On a split screen, we see Johnny Havok doing the same)

VJ: Well ladies and gentlement, up next! The TV Title will be up for grabs! It's Scarlet KV defending against none other than Johnny Havok! Don't you dare go away!!!!

****Commercial****

(The scene opens back at ringside, where Vince Johnson and Kevin Taylor are seated at the announce position)

VJ: Uh...fans...bad news here tonight in Toronto. Um...earlier tonight...Diamond...Panther's pregnant wife as well as Head of the NFWA Discipline Committee...who was supposed to be protected by Joanie, the acting-Co-CEO of this company! She was supposed to be kept out of harm's way as she did her job, and she was senselessly assaulted by Tina! She was double-crossed by Joanie, and apparently set up to be annihilated in that very ring here tonight. And our producers just got a phone call in the back, and unfortunately, it appears that Diamond has miscarriaged.

KT: (brief silence) What?

VJ: Yes Mr. Broadcast Journalist! Diamond's lost the baby!

KT: (stuttering) W-w-well...

VJ: "Well" what ya son of a bitch?! You gonna say it was her fault?! She made Joanie hit her in the head with that chair?! She made Tina drive the chair into her midsection! It's Diamond's fault she lost her child?!

KT: Vince, calm down...

VJ: CALM DOWN MY ASS!!!! Tina and Angelfire have gotta be the lowest forms of scum I've ever come across in my entire life! To do what they did to a pregnant woman here tonight just cannot be justified! It was low, it was downright disgusting, and Tina deserves to burn in hell for what she has done here tonight!!!

KT: Hey now wait a minute! I realize that this is a tragic situation, but you cannot talk about the boss like that! Ok?!

VJ: Kiss my Canadian ass! My condolences go out to Panther, who I'm sure is watching this at home...DAMN!

TV Title: Scarlet KV (Champion) Vs Johnny Havok

(A pair of Red and White strobe lights begin to search throughout the crowd as the lights dim. White and Red lights begin to flicker on and off, on and off. The arena goes completely dark as everything becomes silent in anticipation as the lights stop, and shut off.[OOH-WAH-AH-AH-AH!!!] The crowd explodes, and then every fan gets on thier feet. Then "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed, blasts over the P.A. System. The camera focuses on the entrance, where Johnny Havok steps out from the locker room with a cocky smile on his face. He pauses, looks into the crowd for a brief moment before walking down the entrance ramp towards the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, raises his arms into the air and his music dies down as "Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits the PA system. The arena lights drop, a bright red spotlight shines on the entrance and the crowd gives a mixed reaction (mostly cheers) as Scarlet KV walks out onto the stage with the TV Title draped over his shoulder. He starts down the entrance ramp to ringside, climbing up the ring stairs, stepping through the ropes and glaring evily at Johnny Havok. He hands the TV Title belt over to referee Stephanie Jenkins as the lights return to normal. Steph hands the belt over to the ring announcer before calling for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Well folks...there's the bell and we're...we're gonna try to get back into the spirit of things with this TV Title match! It's special night...a new look for the Slam...but...I just can't believe this situation with Diamond. It's just...tragic...

KT: Hey, I don't wish any harm on anyone. As much as I love Angelfire...maybe they may have crossed the line with Diamond tonight.

VJ: MAYBE?!

KT: Yes.

VJ: MAYBE?! THEY KILLED THE WOMAN'S UNBORN CHILD?!

KT: And I'm sure they feel sorry for their actions. But that's not important right now! The major story is that we've got a title match to call! Either do your job as a broadcast journalist or leave!

VJ: Well...I'm tempted to do the latter as KV and Havok lock up...OOOH! Big kick right to the ribs by th Champion! And another sends Havok right back into the buckle! KV the smaller of the two...and just 2 weeks ago in Hamilton, he and his son Golden were involved in an unholy war with Venom and Outlaw, the Sycotics, as KV tries the Irish whip...reversal by Havok sends KV bouncing off the buckle...AND HAVOK RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! KV slowly back to his feet...Havok measures him...and runs through him once again with a hard lariat!!!

KT: Things not looking too good for the Champion here, Veej!

VJ: No indeed! KV trying to pull himself back to his feet, and look at the look in Havok's eyes! His eyes locked on KV like a hawk eyeing his pray! Here we go again! Havok charges in...KV ducks the clothesline...Havok off the rope---SPIKES HIM WITH A DDT!!!!!!! KV's head just bounced off the canvas!!! Havok with the cover...the count...kickout after two by Scarlet KV!! And the Champion looks like he's gonna take a little breather, Kevin!

KT: I don't blame him. He just got the holy "begeebus" knocked out of him...that is how you Canadians talk up here, isn't it Vince Johnson?

VJ: I...I just can't get this situation with Diamond out of my mind.

KT: Well get it out! We've got a match to call! It's over and done with! C'mon, Veej!

VJ: I'm trying...it's just...(sighs)

KT: Oh will you be professional for once in your life? You'd think that after the last two months of carrying your stinking carcass some of my grade-A broadcast journalism would've rubbed off on you by now...

VJ: Wait a minute...KV looked as if he was taking the referees count. Havok appears a little anxious here...referee Jenkins up to 5...there's 6...and now look at Havok! Havok out to the arena floor, and he's going to get him some of the Champion!

KT: Um...KV! Watch yourself, now!

VJ: KV getting out of dodge here! Havok right on his tail...and the chase is on!!! Johnny Havok chasing Scarlet KV around the ring! KV desperately trying to get away from the challenger!

KT: I dunno, Vince! I've never known KV to show any kind of fear! I think maybe he's luring Havok into a tra---HA!

VJ: OH HE TRIPPED!!!!! HAVOK TRIPPED!

KT: What a clutz, Vince Johnson! What a clutz!

VJ: KV back into the ring! What an embarrassing situation for the challenger here, as KV hits off the rope...Havok back to his feet--OH!!!!!! BASEBALL SLIDE SENDS HAVOK CRASHING HARD INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!!!! The back of the former World Champion hitting hard off the steel...and Havok...oh my goodness!

KT: What a move by Scarlet KV! I told ya he had something up his sleeve! He'sa sinister human being!

VJ: And right now he's headed out to the floor...oh. Havok's hurt and hurt badly! His back hit hard off that barricade and KV's got his by the hair! KV lifting Johnny Havok back to his feet...OH!!!!! ONCE AGAIN!!! HAVOK HARD INTO THE GUARDRAIL!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! SCARLET KV...RELENTLESSLY GOING AFTER THE RIBS OF JOHNNY HAVOK!!!! And this crowd...they don't know what to think!

KT: Well I do! "And still your World Television Champion..."

VJ: Havok tossed back into the ring, and watch KV! He's headed to the top rope! Havok down in the center of the ring---KV OFF THE TOP WITH THE BIG SPLASH!!! THAT COULD BE ALL!!! 1...2...NO!!!! Havok able to get the shoulder up after two!

KT: KV...I don't always see eye to eye with the man, but I like his strategy! He's attacking the ribs of Johnny Havok, and with a big man like that...

VJ: Wait just a damn minute! Wait a damn...Kerrboski on his way back out to ringside!!!! What the hell?!

KT: So he is!!

VJ: The damn heathen...he and DJP just stole the Tag team battle royal, and now the son of a...don't tell me he's headed over here!

KT: Yes he is, and if you're smart you'll watch your mouth, because he's not above slapping the frog snot outta you, Johnson! Not at all! Dave!!! What's happnen my man?

Kerrboski: (puts on a headset/holding his forehead) Can you believe that idiot Tristram had the nerve to come out and hit me in the head with a chair?! I mean...I'm a friggin hero! I'm a World Class Athlete! He can't do that to me!

KT: I agree! That was a disgrace! That was senseless violence and just another example of how the ills of society have corrupted the once-great NFWA!

Kerrboski: That guy...he should be dragged out into the streets and beaten to death! He's...arrrgghhh!!!

VJ: Well, we're trying to call a match here. KV steadily working over the rib area of Johnny Havok...and Kerrboski, what brings you out here? What business do you have being out here at ringside right now!

KT: Who the heck are you to question him? The guy's a World Class Athlete for God's sake!

Kerrboski: It's ok, Kevin. I can answer this, for you see, not only am I a great Tag Team wrestler...not only am I 1/2 of the greatest Tag Team ever known to man, but you see...I have singles ambitions as well...and my ambitions happen to be for the TV Title. So I am out here right now to simply scout my competition, to see what I'm up against, or you can even say I'm here to see my next victim, because I guarantee that's what they'll be when they step in the ring with me. A victim!

KT: And the TV belt's coming home to Angelfire!

Kerrboski: You'd better believe it, Kev!

KT: (smiles) Peaches!

VJ: "Peaches?" Scarlet KV headed up top once again! Havok trying to bring himself back to his feet...

Kerrboski: I've gotta tell ya, ever since I've been to the NFWA, this KV character has TOTALLY---

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!!! HAVOK!!! HAVOK SHOOK THE TOP ROPE...AND KV JUST CAME DOWN IN A BAD WAY!!!!!!!!!

KT: Bad way?! That's the understatement of the year!!!!

VJ: KV...KV just straddled the top rope, and this could be just the opening Havok needs! Yes...Havok ascending the ropes!!! KV in some trouble here! What's Havok planning to do?!

KT: I dunno, Vince...but it doesn't look gooo----OOOOOOH!!!!!!

VJ: SUPERPLEX!!!!!!!! HAVOK DAMN NEAR SUPERPLEXED KV INTO THE NEXT TIME ZONE!!!!! THIS THING COULD BE ALL!!! THERE'S THE COVER!!! THE LEG IS HOOKED...2...NEW CHAM--NO!!!!!! NO!!! IT WAS ONLY A 2!!!!

Kerrboski: If that had been me in there, he wouldn't have even gotten a friggin 1-count!

KT: Tell him, Dave!

VJ: (rolls eyes) Oh my goodness. Both men trying to get back to their feet! KV beats Havok up...oh! Right hand to the head---HAVOK RESPONDS WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!!!!

KT: Man!

VJ: AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! Havok now with the double leg takedown, and things not looking good for the Champion!!!! Havok's got KV set up...

KT: Uh oh! Look out KV!!!

VJ: OOOOH--SLINGSHOT!!! KV HARD OFF THE BUCKLE!!!!!! KV is out of it!!! He is out on his feet!! And watch Havok from behind!

KT: This could be it...

VJ: EQUALIZE--NO!!!!! KV able to shove him away! And watch KV now...off the ropes...Havok misses with a clothesline...oh!! KV misses with a roundhouse kick...Havok connects with a boot to the midsection of KV!!! He's got the champ set up...

KT: Oh wait a minute! What a...

VJ: OH MY!!!!!! KV IS UP!!!! KV IS UP...OH MY GOODNESS!!! HAVOK BOMB DRIVES HIM STRAIGHT INTO THE MAT!!!!! COVER THAT MAN! COVER HIM!!!! Hook of the leg...1...2...3!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!! HE GOT HIM!!! WE'VE GOT A NEW...

Kerrboski: You idiot, his foot was plainly under the bottom rope! What are you stupid or something?!

VJ: Wha...

KT: Don't worry about him, Kerrboski. His mother gave rotten breast milk when he was a child.

VJ: (sighs) At least Dave would try to come up with good insults! That one just plain sucked! Havok now with a handful of hair...oh! He just spotted you, Kerrboski.

Kerrboski: (to Havok) Don't worry about me! Wrestle your match! Wrestle your match!

VJ: Havok and Kerrboski exchanging words here...OH!!! Big knee to the gut of Scarlet KV by Havok! And another one! Havok steadily talking trash to Kerrboski out here! Here it comes again...wait a minute!!! KV caught the knee...WHOA!!!! MODIFIED SCHOOL BOY BY THE CHAMPION...1...2...HE GOT HIM!!!!!!

KT: WHOA!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Dragula"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and still NFWA TV Champion: Scarlet KV!!!!!!!!

VJ: KV with the cradle able to pull out a victory!

Kerrboski: Yes, Vince, and there you have it! It's set in stone, it's inevitable! The most collosal, most humungous match of the decade, Kerrboski...KV...my first singles title reign is like...TOTALLY on the horizon! Yeah! Gimme, some, Kevie! Gimme some!!!! (high fives Taylor)

VJ: (rolls eyes) Well fans...give credit to Scarlet KV, that's a big win over the former 2-time NFWA Champion...and now KV's got a mic. Scarlet KV's got a mic folks...

Kerrboski: Say...maybe the guy's gonna publicly hand the title over to me right here!

KT: I wouldn't blame him!

(The music dies down and KV turns towards the main camera with a sinister smile. He slowly raises the mic to his lips and begins to speak)

KV: You see...what we have right here...is yet another example of the greatness that is...Scarlet...Kaphion...Vastle!!! What we have just seen is yet another display of my near-perfect skill. What we have just seen is yet another example of why I truly am the supreme being here in the NFWA...a human juggernaut that has run through all that has stood in my way. Yes...all but one...my eternal rival...yes...you RAGE!!!!!

VJ: Rage?! (Kerrboski drops his headset and gets up) Hey! Hey! Where are you going?! Kerrboski...

KV: You see Rage...it was just over a year ago where you and I faced off in the most brutal match in NFWA...(smirks) well...in wrestling period, and it was a match in which you came out the victor. A lot has happened since March 31, 2001, Rage! Since that time your career has skyrocketed...you went on to become a Universal Champion...a World Champion...perhaps here tonight an ULTIMATE Champion...while as great as I was a year ago, I have become even greater...even more powerful. But Rage, as great as I am...I still have something to prove. I still...(turns to his left, where Kerrboski is standing in the ring with a mic)

Kerrboski: You've got something to prove?! You've got something to prove?! (chuckles) PUH...and might I add LEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHAHA! (slaps Vince) LAUGH!!!

VJ: Don't touch me!

Kerrboski: You come out here and say how you're near-perfect! Well if you're near perfect...what the hell does that make me?! (Crowd boos) That's right, because you see, KV, I'm a World Class Athlete! I'm a true superstar, and right now I'm putting you on notice! See, you talk about Rage...(crowd chants "Asshole")...SHUT UP!!!! KV, don't even worry about Rage! As far as I'm concerned, Rage is a loser, a cheater and a hasbeen! You don't need to worry about him, but you do need to worry about that pretty little belt you've got around your waist, because once I get my hands on you...KV, I guarantee that belt is coming home to me and Angelfire, where it rightfully belongs! (loud boos in the background)

KV: (brief pause/chuckles) Kerrboski...

Kerrboski: What?!

KV: (smiles) You're boring...die! (turns to leave)

KT: So what's that supposed to mean?

VJ: KV apparently taking the challenge rather lightly....oh no...LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!

KT: See...and that's what he gets for disrespecting the World Class Athlete!!!

VJ: Kerrboski attacking the TV Champion from behind...damn it, c'mon!!! C'mon...Kerrboski putting the boots to Scarlet KV! This is...this is disgusting, Kevin!

KT: Disgusting...he told the man to die! How about if I told you to die? Would you like that?

VJ: The son of a bitch...KV is down! Angelfire...Angelfire is absolutely out of control here tonight, and now what the hell is Kerrboski doing now?! Kerrboski's got the TV Title belt in his hand! KV is out of it on the mat! What in God's name is this son of a bitch...

KT: THAT'S SHARK!!!!!

VJ: What?! OH MY GOODNESS!!! SHARK!!!! SHARK IS IN THE RING!!!! SHARK IS IN THE RING...

KT: Kerrboski, look out!!!!!!!!

VJ: Shark has Kerrboski...RIGHT HAND!!!! Kerrboski just got rocked with a hard right...and another!!! Down goes the belt! Kerrboski...

KT: He has no right...

VJ: CLOTHESLINE!!!! KERRBOSKI OVER THE TOP ROPE AND TO THE OUTSIDE, AND DAMN IT THIS CROWD IS GOING WILD!!!! SHARK IS BACK, DAMN IT!!! SHARK IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: HE DOESN'T WORK HERE...I MEAN...WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?!?!

("Tom Sawyer" hits the PA system and the crowd pops in the background as Kerrboski staggers towards the entrance ramp. DJP rushes out from the locker room and tries to slide into the ring, but he's held back by Kerrboski)

VJ: Well fans...I really don't know what to make of this! Kerrboski keeping DJP at bay...Shark is here...what else can happen tonight on the Slam?!?!?!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see T Money walking towards ringside)

VJ: Well fans...we are just moments away from finding out who will face the Ultimate Champion at SlamFest! Will it be T Money?! Will it be Stevo?! Or will it be Rage?! We'll find out when we return! Stay with us!!!!!

****Commercial for SlamFest 2...followed by a commercial for NFWA action figures...by Playmates****

****During the Break****

(The scene opens out in the parking lot, where we see Joanie exiting the arena with her bags. She's closely followed by Rosie Sanchez)

VJ: Well fans, here's what transpired during the break.

RS: Joanie!!! Joanie...please! If I could have a word with you...Joanie...have you heard about Diamond's condition...have you...(Joanie opens her car door and tosses her bags inside) Joanie, please! Could you...Jo...

(Joanie hops into her car, slams the door shut and pulls off)

VJ: Well fans, there you see right there, Joanie leaving the arena...and right now we still don't have our answers. Why did she do what she did tonight? Why did she turn her back on Diamond?!

(***LIVE ACTION***The scene opens in the interview area, where we see Amy Dumas standing with Tina. Tina has a big smile on her face)

AD: Well Vince, I'm back here with Tina, and Rosie wasn't able to get an answer from Joanie, but Tina I wanna know. We've heard about Diamond's condition...she lost the baby because of your actions here tonight. Yours and your sister's actions and Tina...I wanna know...the fans wanna know...how could you...being someone who's had a miscarriage yourself...how could you do what you did to Diamond tonight and sit here with that smile on your face?! How...do you have any remorse at all for what you've done?

Tina: Lemme tell you something, Amy, you had better watch your ass, because Panther may have hired you, but I damn sure have the power to fire you! And you wanna know how I could live with myself for attacking Diamond! For killing Diamond's unborn child! Do I have any remorse?! Remorse?! Amy...the only thing I'm sorry about is that she wasn't killed in the process!!!!

AD: Ti...

Tina: SHUT UP!!!! Diamond has been a pain in my ass for way too long now! Everything she has done...since the moment I met her...she has brought nothing but pain and misery to my life. And tonight, Amy...all the pain...all the misery that she's caused me...it all came back on her. She got what she deserved, Amy...and I don't care if the baby died, I really couldn't give a rat's ass if she died, cuz as far as I'm concerned--OOOH!!!!!!!

VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THAT'S DARK!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!

VJ: DARKEST DESIRES ATTACKING TINA IN THE LOCKER ROOM!!! DESIRES WANTS TINA!!! DESIRES HAMMERING AWAY ON THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF ANGELFIRE...

KT: Damn it, Amy!!! Don't just sit there! She's your boss!!! Help her!!! Help her...

VJ: Dark with a handful of hair now...what's she gonna...OH!!! Tina with a rake to the face of Desires...and now look at her!!! Tina's running...Tina's trying to make an escape, and Desires going right after her!!! Desires chasing Tina through the locker room area! Oh my goodness, ladies and gentlemen!!!

KT: POLICE!!!! POLICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1 Contendership for the Ultimate Title: Rage Vs Psyko Stevo Vs T Money

(The camera cuts back out to ringside, "My Hero" by Foo Fighters starts up over the PA system and the arena light dim. Red, yellow and green spotlights shine on the entrance, and 2 silver pyros go off on stage as Ice Cube walks out from the locker room with the new ULTIMATE Title belt draped over his shoulder. He pauses, looks into the crowd for a moment, then starts down the entrance ramp to the commentary table)

VJ: Fans...oh my goodness, it's been a wild, chaotic night here in Toronto! Without a doubt one of the most controversial nights in FNS history...and right now...we're getting set to find out who the #1 contender will be! Who will be the man to face Ice Cube for the title next month at SlamFest...

KT: I don't give a damn about the match! Do you realize that our angelic boss, Tina, is being viciously assaulted in the locker room as we speak?! By an ex-con for that matter...

VJ: And it couldn't happen to a nicer person! I say the bitch is getting exactly what she deserves!!!

KT: How dare you speak of Tina in that language, Vince Johnson?! Have you no...how can you...

VJ: Aww be professional, jackass! Right now...apparently we're being joined by the new and 1st ever ULTIMATE Champion, Ice Cube...Mr. Cube...

Cube: (putting on his headset) Testing...testing...is this thing on?

KT: Yeah it's on, and Ice Cube, I wanna know who the hell do you think you are?!

Cube: What?!

KT: You heard me! You're supposed to be our Champion! The Ultimate Champion! The guy who represents everything the NFWA is supposed to stand for, and what do you do? You let that...that...felon Darkest Desires attack our dear Tina and you don't even do a thing about it! What the hell kinda man are you?

Cube: I'm the man whose foot is gonna be down your throat if you don't shut your damn mouth...

VJ: Alright guys! Alright, let's keep it cool!We've had enough happen here tonight!

(As Ice Cube's music dies down, 2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and crash into the stage. "The Bloodline Anthem" by DMX starts over the PA system, flashing blue and red spotlights fill the arena, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction as T Money struts out from the locker room with a Tag Title belt around his waist. He starts down the entrance ramp, pointing towards Ice Cube and talking trash to some ringside fans on his way to the ring. He high fives Vince Carter, who's sitting in the front row, before sliding into the ring and raising his title belt into the air. The music dies down, green mist rolls out from the locker room and "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach starts up over the PA system. The crowd gives another mixed reaction as Psyko Stevo walks out from the locker room with his I-C Title around his waist, and his Tag and X-Treme Title belts over his shoulders. He walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring, and reluctantly hands his belts over to referee Jonathan before going face to face with T Money. The music dies down, and Stevo and Money begin shoving one another, much to the crowd's delight.)

VJ: Well fans...this thing is supposed to be a 3-way...but from the looks of things, Stevo and T Money might not wanna wait for Rage! They may just start slugging it out right here!!!!!

KT: And that just goes to show how stupid they are! They're the Tag Team Champions for crying out loud!

Cube: They can be the Tag Champs, but in this case, they don't mean a damn thing. This is all about the Ultimate Title! These guys aren't getting in that ring for a tea party...they're not in there for ice cream and cake...they're in there to see who's the best man...to see which one of them is truly worthy of stepping in the ring with the legend, and seeing how I've beaten all their asses before...(to T Money) DON'T POINT AT ME BITCH!!! SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!! YOU AIN'T...(Money says something) What?! What did he say...

VJ: Mr. Cube...

Cube: No, he wants to start some more shit tonight. I don't have a problem...

VJ: Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second! T Money headed out here! T Money's going after Ice Cube...

(Suddenly, "I Feel So..." by Boxcar Racers hits on the PA system. The crowd errupts as Rage steps out from behind the curtains. He raises his arms and two towering inferno's blast on each side of him)

KT: HOLY COW!!!!!!

VJ: It's Rage!!!!! T Money and Ice Cube about to go at it out here by us, but here comes Rage!!! Rage sprinting down here to ringside...

KT: Veej, as crazy as this night's been, I think it's about to get even crazier! Look out...

VJ: Rage heading over here by us! Rage...oh my...***CRASH*** OH MY GOODNESS!!! SPEAR!!!! RAGE JUST SPEARED T MONEY RIGHT INTO THE RING STAIRS!!! AND...

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: Oh! There's the bell and this contest is officiallly underway!!! Rage and T Money!!! Rage and T Money going at it on the arena floor! Rage and T...

Cube: What the fuck are you talking about! T Money's getting his ass kicked out here on the floor...OOOH!

VJ: Oh! Baseball slide by Stevo just sent Rage's head crashing into the Himilayan announce table! Rage...he's down, and watch Stevo now! Stevo out here to the arena floor...oh! Hey...he just spit at Ice Cube!! He just...

Cube: See, Vince, I'm sitting here trying to commentate the match! I'm simply here to scout out my opponent for SlamFest and these guys are being so hostile! I don't understand it...I'm really a sweet and lovable guy!

VJ: I bet you are! And now look at Stevo! Putting the boots to Rage over here by us! Rage's head just...that sickening thud off that announce table--AND LOOK AT MONEY NOW!!! T MONEY IN THERE GETTING SOME LICKS AS WELL!!! T Money and Stevo putting the boots to Rage!!! Putting the boots to the One Man Riot!!!

KT: Vince, how ironic is this! The One Man Riot is catching a Two Man Beating! HA!!!

Cube: I thought this was supposed to be every man for himself.

VJ: Well...it is, but right now, it seems as if the Tag Champs are working together. They've got Rage by the hair now...

T Money: (to Cube) This is for yo punk ass! You watch!

VJ: Wait a min---OOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!

KT: What the heck?!?!?!

VJ: STEVO JUST SUPERKICKED T MONEY!!!!!!!!! STEVO...

Cube: And that's what he gets for running his mouth!!!

VJ: T Money was just leveled by that shot...by his own tag partner! And watch Stevo now...tossing Rage back into the ring...Stevo headed up top! Kevin...he could be going for the win right here!!! Could he be...

KT: I dunno, Vince, but if he's going for what I think he's going for, we've got a new #1 contender! Right here!

VJ: Rage down in the center of the ring, and watch Stevo up top...THERE IT IS!!!!!!!! THE PSYKOTIC SENTON!!!!!!!!! THIS ONE IS ALL!!! THE COVER...1....2....THREEEEE--NO WAIT A MINUTE!!! T MONEY YANKING STEVO OUT OF THE RING!!! Dragging him to the arena floor...HARLEM DEATHLOCK ON STEVO!!!!!!!!! THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!! WILL YOU LISTEN TO THIS CAPACITY CROWD??!

KT: It's deafening in here!

Cube: Yeah...excuse me for a second! (drops headset)

VJ: T Money's got it locked in, and he is choking the life outta his partner, Stevo!!! Stevo being choked out!! Stevo being choked out---ICE CUBE JUST NAILED T MONEY FROM BEHIND WITH THE TITLE BELT!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!??!

KT: What was that all about?!

VJ: I...Ice Cube with a cheap shot just leveled T Money!! T Money is down...I think the force of the blow sent Stevo crashing face-first into the ringpost...

KT: It looks like a train wreck out here!

VJ: No doubt about it...and now Ice Cube sitting back here by us like nothing happened?! Why did you do that, Ice Cube?! Why did you hit T Money with the belt?!

Cube: (adjusting headset) Well, first off all, you watch the tone in your voice when you address the Ultimate Champ! Now you wanna know what I was doing...I was doing the man a favor...see...T Money wanted the Ultimate Title...he just got the damn thing, and that's as close as he's ever gonna get to it! And that's a promise!

VJ: T Money is down...Stevo is down...Rage is out of it in the ring...fans, we've gotta take a commercial break here! Our tapes are rolling, if anything occurs during the break, will bring it to you on the other side! Stay with us...

****Commercial****

***During the break***

VJ: Fans, we're back, and this was the scene during the commercial break! Psyko Stevo appeared to be solidly in control of the match-up!!! There you see the Irish whip...and look at this...RIGHT THERE!!! Ice Cube...once again with the Ultimate Title belt! This time with a shot to the back of the head of Psyko Stevo, and Stevo went down like a ton of bricks! Rage for the cover...he got a 2 count, but the fall was broken up by none other than T Money!

(****LIVE ACTION**** When the break ends, Rage has T Money tied in the ropes)

VJ: And fans, we're back to live action! T Money, Psyko Stevo and Rage...the winner will meet the #1 Contender for the Ultimate Title next month at SlamFest 2...and Ice Cube...once again, I must ask you why you did what you did during the break? Why did you hit Psyko Stevo with the Ultimate Title?

Cube: Why did I...why...Vinnie, I'm hurt! I mean...look at Stevo! The guy...you've seen him around, talking to his belts and all that stuff...he thinks they're alive and all that crap, so being the nice guy that I am, I just wanna see the guy happy. So what I did was go up to the ring and set up a play date for Mr. Ultimate Title and maybe one of the Tag belts or something...and the dumbass runs into the belt like an idiot! And I'm the bad guy because of that?

VJ: I don't believe you!

KT: I don't believe what's going on with Tina! Any word on her yet?

VJ: Well...I don't have any word on Tina or that situation with Dark in the locker room area...such a wild night here in Toronto as Rage...oh wait a minute! T Money reverses the Irish whip and sends Rage into the ropes...Money misses with a clothesline...Rage off the other side misses with one of his own...once again, he comes Rage...OH! T Money ducked the head...

Cube: Big mistake! Big mistake!

VJ: T Money got caught, and watch Rage...OH MY!!!! PILEDRIVER!!!!! T MONEY HAS BEEN SPIKED!!! THIS ONE COULD BE ALL!!!! COVER...1...2...THR---NOOOO!!!!!!! NOOO!!! T MONEY JUST ABLE TO GET THE SHOULDER OFF THE MAT BEFORE THE COUNT OF 3!!!!!!!

Cube: Awww bullshit!!! That was 3!

VJ: Well...referee Jonathan says it was a 2...

KT: Hey...you know what Veej...I can see Ice Cube's plan here! See...he's not out here to scout...he's out here to make sure his buddy Rage gets the win! Aren't you Cube!

Cube: Look, I don't give a damn who it is I fight! All that matters is I'm a legend, I'm the Champion, and I'll destroy anything that gets in my way!

VJ: Rage with a handful up hair brings T Money back to his feet...AND A HARD KNIFE EDGE CHOP TO THE CHEST!!!!

Cube: WHOOO!!

VJ: Rage with another one, sending T Money back into the buckle! And again! And again!!! And...oh my goodness, Rage opening up on T Money!

Cube: Damn right he is! Rage has a score to settle with T Money! Believe me he does...OH!

VJ: Oh my! Rage follows him out of the corner with a bulldog! T Money face-first into the mat, and that could be all! Cover...2...NO!!! Stevo breaks up the count after 2!

KT: You know what Veej...where the heck are the police?!

VJ: Will you concentrate on this match?!

KT: How can you expect me to concentrate...we've got an escape convict chasing our boss around the city of Toronto! We've got this overgrown crack baby out here trying to interfere in this match...

Cube: You know what?! I've had just about enough of you...

KT: I don't care what you've had enough of! You don't belong here! This is a wrestling match...these fans paid to see wrestling...

VJ: Irish whip by Stevo...reversal by Rage sends Stevo hard into the buckle!!! Rage charges in...uh oh!!!

Cube: What's he doing?

VJ: Rage...Rage got caught coming in...and ladies and gentlemen...it looks like we're about to see a Widowmaker!!! YES!!! THE WIDOWMAKER!!! IT'S LOCKED IN!!!

KT: Yeah, but it's not a legal move! He's gotta break it, Veej!

VJ: Referee Jonathan in there calling for the break...oh my goodness! What a battle this is turning out to be...and watch T Money. T Money just rolled out here to the floor...what's he up to.

Cube: I dunno, but if he doesn't watch himself...

VJ: Wait a minute...T Money...he just pulled a chair out from underneath the ring!! T Money...c'mon now!

Cube: Hey, it's all about winning! You do what you gotta do to win!

VJ: And it looks like T Money's gonna do just that! He just brought that chair into the ring...

Cube: Look out Rage...

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!! HE CONNECTED WITH THAT SHOT!!!!!!!!! T MONEY...HE DAMN NEAR TOOK RAGE'S HEAD OFF, and now watch Stevo...T Money misses with the chair---STEVO CONNECTS WITH THE PSYKOTINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH!

VJ: That chair...just kicked right back into the face of T Money! And that's gotta be all! It's gotta be! Hook of the leg...2...thr---NO!!!! HE GOT THE FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!! Just at the last split second...oh my goodness, what a war!

Cube: You ain't lying, Vince! This is a helluva fight, and I'll give credit to all of them! They all have the guts and determination to be a champion...now all they need is some skill and maybe they'll go someplace...

VJ: Stop! Oh! Rage was absolutely laid open by that chairshot from T Money...and it looks like Stevo's gonna try and capitalize. He's got Rage by the hair...

KT: This is it. This is it right here...

VJ: Oh!!! Hard right hand to the open wound of Rage!!! And another one!! Rage...he's on Dream Street, guys!!! Rage...he's out on his feet!

KT: Yeah...and he's just a few moments away from being flat on his back, right in front of his best buddy Cube! And you're gonna have to watch it up close you big...

Cube: "You Big" What?!

VJ: Stevo...measuring Rage for another right hand...OH! Thumb to the eye by Rage...wild swing by Stevo missed---OH MY!!!! OH MY!!!!!! TOTAL ANNIHILATION!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?

VJ: RAGE!!!!! OH MY GOD!!! HE JUST HIT TOTAL ANNIHILATION OUTTA NOWHERE!!!! STEVO DROPPED RIGHT ON THE TOP OF HIS HEAD...AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HE IS OUT!!! T MONEY IS OUT AS WELL! RAGE GETS THE COVER AND HE WILL GO ON TO SLAMFEST AND THE RIOT MAKERZ WILL EXPLODE!!! CAN HE GET THE COVER, FOLKS?! CAN RAGE DO IT?!

Cube: C'mon Rage! Just roll over!!! Roll over and you've got him!

VJ: Rage...he is spent! All 3 of these men have taken a tremendous beating in this encounter...and Rage...by God, he's trying with all his heart, damn it!!! He's reaching deep down into his soul! Can he...can he...?

KT: NO! NO! NO!!

VJ: YES HE CAN!!! 1 ARM ACROSS THE CHEST OF THE PSYKOTIC ONE!!! 1...2...THIS ONE'S OVER---HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cube: WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?

KT: Hey...that's KV!!! Scarlet KV...

VJ: The son of a...Scarlet KV just pulled the official out of the ring!!! Damn him!!! Damn him, Rage had the match won!!!

KT: You don't know that for a fact, Johnson!

VJ: Wha....(sighs) what the hell do you mean we don't know for a fact?! Rage had the damn match...YES!!!!!!! GET HIM RAGE!!!!!! GET HIM!!!

KT: Hey c'mon now, guy! He's not a participant in this match!

Cube: (drops his headset and leaves)

VJ: Ice Cube has left the commentary table!! Meanwhile, Rage has Scarlet KV by the hair...the official is down on the arena floor...and I think he may be hur--OH!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?

KT: Wha...what the...

VJ: KV...that's a hammer! KV just nailed Rage in the head with a damn hammer!!!! Rage...he just knocked Rage's lights out with that hammer...and...

KT: Watch Cube!!!

VJ: Ice Cube from behind...OH!!! He just nailed Scarlet KV with a hard right hand!!! And another one!! And ladies and gentlemen...oh my goodness! It has broken loose out here!!! Ice Cube and KV!!! The Ultimate and TV Champions going at it tooth and nail!! Tooth and nail! And this crowd is on its feet...

KT: Somebody tell Jonathan to get off his lazy butt and do something about this! He's not being paid to sleep on the job!

VJ: He's hurt, damn it!

KT: Oh, you and your excuses!

VJ: (rolls eyes) We've got officials out here to try and separate KV and Ice Cube on the arena floor...it is absolute carnage here tonight...and take a look at the ring now!!! T Money and Stevo...the Tag Champions...slugging it out in the center of the ring! Both men have absorbed a tremendous sum of punishment already in this match...

KT: T Money's winning! T Money's winning!

VJ: T Money...starting to get the uppper hand--Stevo tries for a right hand but it's blocked...Money follows up with a boot to the midsection...

KT: Uh oh!!

VJ: T Money just signalled for something...oh no! T Money off the ropes...it looks like the Money Kick coming up---IT MISSES!!!!!!!! T Money misses the Money Kick...Stevo from behind with a backslide!!! Backslide...the shoulders are down...we still don't have a referee!!!!!!

KT: Jonathan!! Get off your butt! We've got a pinfall in the ring!!!

VJ: Referee Jonathan trying to pull himself back to his feet, meanwhile, the other officials trying to stop this brawl between KV and Ice Cube...and look at Stevo now! Breaking up the pin...basically saying "C'mon ref! I've got this thing..."

KT: HEY THAT'S BIG FOOT!!!!!

VJ: Who--OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD BIG FOOT!!!

KT: HOLY MOLEY!!!!!!

VJ: BIG FOOT FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING WITH A 2X4...HE JUST NAILED STEVO IN THE HEAD WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: STEVO...STEVO HAS JUST BEEN LAID OUT!!!!!! STEVO HAS BEEN LAID OUT BY BIG FOOT!!! OF ALL PEOPLE, BIG FOOT!!! THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!

KT: He should be running around in the woods somewhere! What's he doing here?

VJ: I dunno, but he just tossed referee Jonathan back into the ring...and look at this...Big Foot making an escape through the crowd. What on earth...what was that all about?!?!?!

KT: I...I really don't know Vince! As brilliant as I am, I don't know! And that's saying something...

VJ: Oh look at T Money! He's got Stevo set up in the ring...THE LIGHT'S OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED, AND THAT IS ALL!!! 1...2...3!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Bloodline Anthem"

Announcer: Here is your winner, the #1 contender for the ULTIMATE Championshp: T Money!!!!!!

VJ: T Money picks up the win...a controversial victory at that...

KT: It doesn't matter if it was controversial or not! He got the job done! That's all that counts!

VJ: Well...now it's official! This year at SlamFest...the Ultimate Title will be on the line as T Money does battle with the Champion Ice Cube!!! T Money and Cube! What an unbelievable war it's gonna be...and look at this now!!! Scarlet KV being ushered back to the locker room by members of the Discipline Committee....

KT: What's going on? What's...oh my!

VJ: My God, they've locked eyes!!! T Money and Ice Cube have locked eyes! They've got their sights set on one another! What an unbelievable battle that's gonna be!

KT: Yes, Vince! T Money Vs Ice Cube! THE ALLIANCE IS DEAD!!!!! LONG LIVE ANGELFIRE!!!!!!!

VJ: Will you stop?!?!?

(Suddenly, the camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see Tina creeping out of the backdoor with her bags. She looks around cautiously for a moment, obviously searching for Desires)

Tina: (deep breath) Good...I can't believe that bi...

Desires (in the background): TINA!!!!!!!!!!!

Tina: UH OH!!!!!!

(Tina drops her bags and sprints away from the door, where Darkest Desires runs out behind her)

KT: OH NO! NO! NO!!! TINA, NO!!!!

VJ: IT'S DESIRES!!! IT'S DESIRES ONCE AGAIN!! SHE STILL WANTS A PIECE OF TINA!!! DESIRES WANTS TINA IN THE WORST WAY!!

KT: Faster, Tina! FASTER...OH SHE FELL!!!!!!!!!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness!!! Tina fell!! And look at the smile on Dark's face! FINALLY! Dark is gonna get her hands on the head of Angelfire! Finally Desires is gonna get her payback from...

****SCRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECH****

VJ: What in the world---OOOOOOH MY GOD!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD...THAT CAR!!!! THAT CAR JUST RAN DOWN DESIRES!!!! OH MY...GET SOME HELP BACK THERE!!! GET SOME HELP...DAMN IT!!! WHO ON EARTH...WHO IS THAT?! WHO'S DRIVING THE CAR?! WHO...

(Suddenly, the car door opens, and Joanie hops out of the driver's seat)

VJ: Who...that's Joanie!!! Joanie...

KT: HAHA!

VJ: That's not funny! Joanie just ran Dark down with that car, and now she's got Tina...

KT: What's she doing?

VJ: Joanie...Joanie tossing her sister into the back of that car! What is going on here, Kevin? What is going on with Joanie? Is she in cahoots with Tina and Angelfire?! WHat does this mean for the NFWA?!?!

(Joanie hops back into the drivers seat, starts the engine and pulls off. The camera focuses on the fallen body of Darkest Desires as the screen fades to black)