(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and fades into darkness. The camera cuts backstage, where we see Angelfire roaming the hallways with angry looks on their faces)

Firestorm: STEVO!!!!!!!!!!! (Opens a dressing room door) Ste...SON OF A BITCH! T MONEY!!!

Game: (Opens a door) Whe--

Female voice: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Game: Son of a...

(The Game slams the door shut, and Angelfire continues searching the halls)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, Angelfire is here! They are in search of the Blood Hounds, Psyko Stevo and T Money...BUT WHERE ARE THEY?!

(The FNS opening video/theme song plays as the camera opens up to the sold out Dunkin' Donuts Arena as 2 blue rockets flare up at the bottom of the ramp and race towards the entrance, where dozens of blue and red pyro explosions go off at the entrance. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "BYE BYE STAKS", "THE GOLDEN BOLT", "Tina's got Herpes", "WE WANT DRUGS!" and "Bob desires Dark!". The camera cuts down to the commentary table where Vince Johnson and Kevin Taylor are seated!)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen!!! WE ARE LIVE FROM THE DUNKIN' DONUTS ARENA, where tonight, thousands upon thousands of fans have jam-packed this arena for the MOTHERSHIP!!! They have jam-packed this arena for the FRIIIIIIIIIIIDAY NIGHT SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!! Vince Johnson and...

KT: That's right! For those of you too ignorant of the events of this past Sunday IT IS I!!!! The World Class Broadcast Journalist, the Donut of Deliverance, the Glaze of Godspeed, the...well...THE BEST darn play-by-play man the NFWA has ever had! KEVIN YANCY TAYLOR!

VJ: (Irritated) Obviously you're referring to the firing of Delaware Dave by the damn Angelfire this past weekend at the Sunday Night Slam...

KT: Yes, Vinneroo! The most crass, rude and obnoxious announcer in the history of this sport is now gone, but this is no time to celebrate...cuz TINA IS IN DANGER!!!

VJ: Well, yes, folks! Tina was abducted by the Blood Hounds. We've received several videos...

KT: GET THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE JOHNSON!!! Don't you realize that the most powerful woman in the NFWA is now at the mercy of 2...2...lowlife hooligans?!

VJ: And it couldn't happen to a nicer person!

KT: (gasp) Sweet baby Jesus! I can't believe you! Well...you just wait til Tina gets back! She's gonna hear about this.

VJ: Well fans, nevertheless, we've got a huge main event, as Lightning and Ice Cube defend their newly won Tag Team Titles against the World Class Superstars, Kerrboski and DJP! But fans, let's get down to ringside...TOUGHMAN TITLE ON THE LINE!!!!

Toughman Title: T Money Vs The Magdra

("Never Again" by Ja Rule hits the PA system and the lights dim as the Magdra walks out onto the stage with a sly smile on his face. He raises his arms into the air before walking down the entrance ramp to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope, and begins to hit off the ropes)

VJ: There's the challenger, ladies and gentlemen. The Magdra, scheduled to go 1 on 1 with T Money...

KT: How's he gonna fight T Money, Vince?! We don't even know where the man is?!

VJ: Well...we saw Angelfire searching for T Money...they were tearing up the locker room area in search of he and Psyko Stevo...I personally haven't seen them since Sunday night.

KT: DAMN IT, JOHNSON!!! You're taking this situation way too lightly!!!!!

VJ: Wha...

KT: THEY'VE KIDNAPPED ANOTHER HUMAN BEING!!!! They have assaulted her and fed her dog food! That's not just immoral, that's illegal! Now I say somebody get a search party together, they find those twin yahoos and send them straight to the chair!!!!!!

(The Magdra's music dies down as he leans back against a turnbuckle cushion. After a brief pause...)

*****BUZZZZZ!!!! BUZZZZZZZZ!!! BUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!****

VJ: Oh n--OOOOH!!!!!!

(Flames engulf the stage as "N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S." by the Notorious B.I.G. hits the PA system. Bright red lights fill the arena as Commish Firestorm walks out onto the stage, followed by the Superstars and the Game)

VJ: It's Angelfire!!!! Angelfire...what are they doing here, Kevin?!

KT: Wait, wait! You ask me like I'm aligned with that group or something! That's how rumors get started Johnson, and we all know that it's against the Broadcast Journalist's law of ethics to spread rumors!

VJ: Well I've got a feeling...Magdra in the ring awaiting T Money...

KT: See...now this would be a darn good time to run...OH!!!

VJ: Kerrboski hits the ring and look at this!!! KERRBOSKI AND THE MAGDRA!!! KERRBOSK---DJP FROM BEHIND, DAMN IT!!!! Kerrboski and DJP...hammering double teaming the Rocker! This is 2 on 1, Kevin!!!! This is 2---DAMN IT!!!!! THE GAME WITH THE CROWBAR!!! HE JUST CAUGHT THE MAGDRA RIGHT IN THE DAMN HEAD!!!! What...what is the meaning of this??!?!

KT: The meaning of this is to send a message! To send a message to the NFWA locker room just how bad Angelfire truly i--

VJ: SUPERSTARDOM!!!!!!!!!! The Magdra has just been planted...THE GAME HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE RIBS WITH THAT CROWBAR!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! THE MAGDRA...THE MAGDRA BEING WORN OUT WITH THAT BAR!!! THIS IS ENOUGH DAMN IT!!!! Can we get some officials out here to stop this assault?!

KT: What are they gonna do, Johnson?! They gonna fine Angelfire?! They gonna suspend them?! Angelfire has ALL the power here in the NFWA!!! They answer to no one, and Magdra is finding that out the hard way!!!

VJ: The Game has him by the hair now...look at Firestorm! That crooked Commish, watching on with a twisted smile and now...oh no!!! The Game...the Game trying to hook up the Magdra...alright, damn it!!! That's enough...damn it...The Game hooking the arms of the Magdra---NNNNOOO!!!! PEDIGREE!!!!! PEDIGREE ON MAGDRA!!!!!!!! DAMN IT!!!! WHY?!?!?!?!!? WHY, DAMN IT?! WHY?!?!?!

(The crowd boos as Kerrboski and DJP kick the Magdra under the bottom rope and out to the arena floor. Firestorm climbs into the ring with a mic and walks towards the center of the ring as the crowd boos in the background)

Firestorm: THAT'S IT, STEVO!!!!!! THAT'S IT T MONEY!!!! NO MORE F*CKING AROUND!!!!!!!! (Crowd boos) SHUT THE F*CK UP!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO PUT UP WITH YOUR SH*T!!!!!!!!

VJ: Firestorm...he is livid!

Firestorm: T Money! Stevo! Damn it, you pieces of sh*t, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE TONIGHT!!!!! I KNOW IT!!! Both of you have matches on this card! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, YOU STUPID BASTARDS!!!!! You saw what just happened out here!!!! You saw what happened to the Magdra! You know what the f*ck we're capable of! Now if you know what's good for ya, the 2 of you will bring your asses down here right now...bring Tina with you and HAND HER OVER...or I swear to God we'll make your lives a living hell!!!!!!!

(Firestorm begins to pace back and forth in the ring, as chants of "Asshole, Asshole" break out across the arena. After a few moments, Firestorm looks back towards the locker room, and continues)

Firestorm: DAMN IT!!! We're not playing, Blood Hounds! BRING TINA OUT HERE NOW, OR ELSE!

VJ: Where are they, Kevin?

KT: They're afraid!

Kerrboski: (takes the mic from Firestorm) Ya know what, Firestorm...this is a sad, sad day in the wrestling world, when you've got 2 guys running around here picking on women! (Crowd boos wildly) Men shouldn't beat on ladies! That's TOTALLY uncool! I mean...it just goes to show just what kinda cowards you 2 really are!!! (The crowd boos/tosses a small milk carton at his head) Yeah...and Blood Hounds, and cowardly as the two of you are...I bet seeing the 4 of us standing here...The Game...the SUPERSTAR DJP, the World Class Athlete, the Commish...seeing us standing in the ring together united as a force must have the two of you pissing in your pants!!! But you know what...we'll make it easy for you guys! We'll make it easy...see...guys we know you're in the building somewhere...if you got the balls, you'll meet us out in the parking lot in 20 minutes! Me and DJP...just the 2 of us! Just the World Class Superstars! You want at Angelfire so bad...(breathing heavy) then you bring it!

("N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S." starts up over the PA system once again as Kerrboski tosses the mic over the top rope and to the floor)

VJ: Oh...Angelfire...they're hot!

KT: Did you hear what DJP said, Johnson?! He just challenged the Blood Hounds to a fight in the parking lot...TONIGHT!

VJ: What kinda idiot...they're challenging for the Tag Titles tonight...

KT:Like it matters, VJ!!! These men are heroes! World Class Superstars! They fear nothing, unlike those cowards Stevo and T Money! I'd be damn shocked if they had the hair on their chin to come out and face em!

VJ: Yeah...well we'll see about that!

(As Angelfire heads up the ramp and back to the locker room, the camera cuts to the crowd, where we see a man walking down the stairs towards the arena floor. The crowd is cheering in the background)

VJ: Well folks...hey...HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!

KT: IT'S KURT ANGLE!!!!

VJ: Kurt Angle, folks!!! Angle is here once again!!!!! Fans...oh my goodness! Don't go away! More FNS when we return!!!!!

****Commercial*****

NFWA Rewind

FNS (5/25/01):

VJ: Kid Money has him by the hair…he's getting ready to toss him up and over the top rope! This is gonna be the end right…OH!!!!!! Low blow by Blaze!!! Low blow by Blaze! Blaze has Money by the hair…HE'S GONE!!!! KID MONEY HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!!!

DD: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

VJ: Blaze has just pulled out a victory in this newcomer battle royal and look at the look on Money's face! He can't believe it!

DD: I can't believe it! What a damn cheater this idiot Blaze is!

VJ: He won fair and square…uh oh! Kid Money just grabbed a steel chair!

DD: Look out Vince! He's gonna kill somebody!

VJ: Money is sneaking up behind Blaze…OH!!!! He tattooed him with that chairshot!!!! The match is over damn it! The match is over…OH NO!!! Another one to the head sends Blaze to the canvas! Kid Money is beating the hell out of Blaze with that steel chair! Somebody stop this man!!! He's psychotic!

(****LIVE ACTION****The camera focuses on the crowd, where Kurt Angle is sitting with an "It's True" t-shirt.)

VJ: Well folks...we're back...and once again, there is Kurt Angle. Former NFWA X-Treme Champion! Former NFWA Intercontinental Champion! Hell, he was even a booker for a brief period! What I wanna know is WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE?!

KT: Do you know what your problem is Johnson?

VJ: What?

KT: Well...aside from being dumb, ugly and...well...that little flatulence problem of yours...you lack faith in the common man!

VJ: What?

KT: Yeah...I mean look at him! Kurt Angle is a man of INTENSITY! INTEGRITY! INTELLIGENCE...and did I mention INTEGRITY?! (Scoffs) He's a friggin Olympic Gold Medalist VJ!!! You should be down on your hands and knees massaging man's feet!

VJ: Well...I don't have a good feeling about this!

Electric Cage Match: Derek Steel Vs Kid Money

(***BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!**** "Let It Bang" by the X-Ecutioners feat M.O.P. blasts over the PA system as a HUGE pyro blast explodes in the rafters and the lights dim. Sparks fly from the Electric cage as it slowly begins to lower from the rafters down towards the ring. Once the cage is covering the ring, the music dies down, the lights return to normal and light blue strobe lights go off as "Debonaire" picks up over the PA system. Fans boo and throw things as Steel walks out wearing a sleevless "NEW ERA" t-shirt with gray tights. He glares into the crowd for a moment, with a cocky, arrogant smile on his face before walking down the ramp towards the cage. Referee Stephanie Jenkins holds the door open as Derek climbs up the ring stairs, steps into the cage and raises his arms into the air as the crowd boos)

VJ: There he is, folks! Derek Steel! The Artist Formerly Known as Blaze, if you will...

KT: Oh please, Vinneroo! That saying is SO 1995! Geez!

VJ: Yeah, well Derek Steel...he looks ready for action...against the man he did battle with on his very 1st night in the NFWA...

(The music dies down, and "F*ck the World" hits the PA system. The crowd semi-pops as Kid Money's theme music hits the PA system, and he steps out from the locker room with a big smile on his face. Money raises his fists into the air, getting an unusually positive reaction from the crowd before he swaggers down the entrance ramp towards the cage. He climbs up the ring stairs, steps into the ring and walks right into a flying forarm from Steel that knocks him back into the buckle. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and referee Jenkins calls for the bell)

VJ: OH!!! Derek Steel not waisting any time going after Kid Money and look at him go! Right hands...forearms to the side of the head of the Kid, who makes his 1st appearance on FNS since last fall...

KT: Yeah...since he got his ASS handed to his by that disgrace for a human being T Money!

VJ: Let's not go there! Irish whip...reversal by Money sends Steel off the buckle...KID RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CL0THESLINE!!!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD RESPONSE FOR KID MONEY!

KT: These fans are sick, twisted freaks! They're probably the kind of people who laugh when barbarians kidnap CEO's and feed them dog food!

VJ: Another clothesline sends Steel to the mat once again! Kid Money now...handful of hair...

KT: This doesn't look good...LOOK OUT DEREK---

VJ: OH---OOOOH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!! DEREK STEEL!!!! HARD OFF THE ELECTRIC CAGE!!! MY GOD DID YOU SEE THE SPARKS FLY!

KT: Damn it, Johnson! Who's sick idea was it to book this match?!

VJ: OH!!! Once again, Derek hard off the steel!!! That electrified steel cage!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! Derek Steel being taken apart, and the crowd is loving it!

KT: It's things like this, Johnson, that make me lose MY faith in mankind...

VJ: WHOA!!! Steel ducks the clothesline...OH!!!! From behind with a beautiful Side Russian Leg Sweep! Derek Steel...would be a good time to go for the cover, but he's out of it after catching...well...those volts to the noggin!

KT: (Mocking) "Volts to the noggin". That Kid Money is a sick Freak...and as a matter of fact, not only is he a sick freak, but he's a sick freak that's responsible for causing this whole situation with Tina and the Blood Hounds!

VJ: (Confused) How...how do you figure that?!

KT: C'mon, Johnson! It was Kid Money who dropped the ball in the 1st Place! He was the X-Treme Champion! He was on top of the world, but he had to go and get his butt kicked by a LOSER like T Money, thus beginning the rise of the most OVERRATED piece of bat dung in the history of the wrestling world...according to the boys in the back, of course.

VJ: (Rolls his eyes) Both men back to a standing position---STEEL buries the knee into the midsection! And again! Rake at the face of Kid Money...what's this now....OH NO!!!! This time Money goes flying into the steel!

KT: HAHA!

VJ: And AGAIN!!! Sparks flying all over the place...AND YOUR LAUGHING!!! YOU...WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!

KT: Because I find it to be comical, VJ! This washed up drug addict walks off the streets thinking he can reclaim some old glory...and Derek Steel is giving him a big wake up call!

VJ: Money burned his hands it looked like...trying to stop his face from hitting that cage...and look at Derek Steel! Stalking him...like a vulture hovering over a rotting corpse, Taylor...

KT: In other words, you're saying that Kid Money is dead?

VJ: Well...Money trying to get back to his feet, and watch Steel! From behind--THERE'S THE HEATLOCK!!!!!!!! THE HEATLOCK...MONEY TRYING TO COUNTER!!! MONEY TRYING TO COUNTER--INTO A MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: What the...NO!

VJ: THE MILLION DOLLAR DREAM!!! IT'S LOCKED IN ON STEEL!!! IT'S LOCKED IN!!! STEEL'S GOING OUT! STEEL'S GOING OUT! STEE---OOOOOOOH GOD!!!!!!! KID MONEY RAMMED RIGHT INTO THAT CAGE!!!!!!!! Kid Money is hurt...he is reeling after that counter---AND WALKS RIGHT INTO A SUPERKICK FROM BLAZE!!!!!! Derek Steel has the cover...the count---MONEY ABLE TO KICKOUT AFTER 2!!!!!!

KT: What the...(sighs) damn--I mean darn it! C'mon, Derek!

VJ: Folks...I hate to take away from this matchup, but I just got word over my headset that DJP and Kerrboski are headed out to the parking lot as we speak. Again...they are on their way out to the parking lot...where they've challenged the Blood Hounds to a fight!

KT: Yeah! That's real bravery right there, Johnson! Unlike this Kid Money...look at him! What a slob!

VJ: Wha...what do you have against Kid Money?!

KT: Why should I like him?! He disrespects everything that our sport stands for, Johnson! He's not a wrestler...

VJ: He just caught a big boot to the head from Steel! And again...I think...Kevin, I think Steel may be just a bit too much for Kid Money.

KT: Of course he is! He showed us that last year with that battle royal! Remember that, Johnson!

VJ: Oh yes...and what's he going for here?

KT: It looks like a piledriver to me.

VJ: Blaze has Kid Money setup...could this be a piledriver coming up...NO!!!!!!! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN BY MONEY!!!!!!!

KT: Um...

VJ: Kid Money...double leg takedown and he's got Blaze setup! He's got Derek Steel...

KT: Illegal takedown...DISQUALIFICATION! YOUR WINNER IS DEREK STEEEEEE-----OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD!!!!

VJ: SLINGSHOT INTO THE CAGE!!!! SLINGSHOT INTO THE CAGE!!!! DEREK STEEL JUST ATE THE STEEL CAGE...AND WALKED RIGHT INTO A KASH KICK FROM KID MONEY!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!

VJ: RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE JAW!!!!!!! Could it be...the cover...2....YES!!!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!! ***Cue "F*ck The World"

Announcer: Here is your winner: Kid Money!!!!

VJ: KID MONEY...the Slingshot...the Kash Kick outta nowhere, and he has made a successful return to the NFWA!!!!!! What about it?!?!

KT: What about it?! Tell me where in the rulebook it says that sending 700 volts of electricity into your opponents forehead constitutes a legal wrestling maneuver!

VJ: IT'S AN ELECTRIC CAGE MATCH!

KT: AHH, that's cow dung, and you know it, Vinnie! Kid Money blatantly came out here, high off of steroids and blatantly tried to stack the deck...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S TRISTRAM!!! THAT'S TRISTRAM DAMN IT!!!! HE JUST NAILED KID MONEY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT PIPE!!!!! DAMN IT!!!!! Kid Money is down...Kid Money...Tristram just knocked his brains out with that shot!

KT: To the naked eye, he appeared to be knocking his brain out. Vince, if you possessed the eye of intellect, like I, Kevin Yancy Taylor do, you would realize that that is, in fact, an ancient Canadian cure for the common cold!

VJ: A LEAD PIPE TO THE HEAD?!???!

KT: SHHH! He preferes to use the term "medicinal metal"!

VJ: BULLSH*T! Kid Money just got his skull caved in and now look at this!!! Steel and Tristram!!! The New Era putting the boots to Money!!! Kid Money getting his clock cleaned by the New Era damn it!

KT: See! Spring Cleaning starting a little early this year...

VJ: OH!!!! Pipe shot right to the forehead of Kid Money!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! Tristram is wearing out Kid Money with that pipe!!!! And now look at Steel here...the damage has already been done...and now he's bringing him back to his feet! What the hell is he gonna do?!?!

KT: Just watch, and enjoy, Johnson! Watch and enjoy!

VJ: Steel...NO!!! NO....BACKDRAFT ON KID MONEY!!!! KID MONEY HAS JUST BEEN PLANTED!!!!!

( "Debonaire" hits the PA system and the crowd boos in the background as Tristram and Steel high five and slide out of the ring. At ringside, Kurt Angle looks on in approval)

VJ: This...I can't believe this, Kevin!

KT: What a welcome back party for the Kid, Vinnie. Doesn't...(sniffs) doesn't this display of of love from the New Era just bring a tear to your eye?

VJ: This is a sickening display...this is not the welcome back Kid Money was expecting here tonight!

(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where the back door flies open, and the World Class Superstars storm the parking lots dressed in full hockey gear, carrying steel chairs)

DJP: (Adjusting his goalie mask) ALRIGHT, BLOOD HOUNDS!!!!

VJ: (Buries his face in his hands)

Kerrboski: (hits a car with his chair) Come on out!!! Face us like men!

DJP: (Kicks a trash can) C'mon, chumpstains! We're not afraid of ya!

Kerrboski: Yeah...even if you DO have a chainsaw!

DJP: (voice cracks) They've got a chainsaw?!

Kerrboski: (Long, nervous silence...before picking up the chair and hitting the bumper of another car) WE'RE NOT AFRAID OF YOU, BLOOD HOUNDS!

DJP: (Breaks a bottle) YEAH!! We TOTALLY fear no one!

Kerrboski: YEAH!! TOTALLY!

DJP: TOTALLY!!!!

Kerrboski: TOTALLY!!!!

VJ: Those idiots! Fans...where are the Blood Hounds?! Where is Tina?! Will they be here tonight?!

****Commercial for Breakin' The Rulz...Sunday, March 31st, from Hamilton, ONT, Canada...ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW!!!!!!*****

(The scene opens up in the parking lot, where the Superstars are continuing their "rampage" in search of the Blood Hounds)

VJ: Fans...we're back here on the Slam! We still have no sign of Stevo! No sign of T Money! No sign of Tina...who was abducted by the Blood Hounsds last week, and these ridiculous pieces of...

KT: Hey, hey! Do you realize what kind of bravery is being displayed here by the Superstars?! I mean...look at them! They're nights in shining armor!

VJ: THEY'RE IDIOTS IN HOCKEY APPARREL! They're making complete jackasses out of themselves...and I'm not all that sure that Stevo and T Money are in the building!

KT: Of course they are! They're probably hiding in a clothes hamper or something. I know they're here...like Firestorm said! They both have matches! ]

Kerrboski: (Takes off his helmet and throws it to the ground) DAMN IT DJP!!!!

DJP: (Takes his helmet off) What's wrong?

Kerrboski: This...this is ridiculous! I mean...you and I both know there's no way those two barbarians will be able to muster up enough courage to face us! I mean...look at us! You're the SUPERstar!

DJP: (Scratches his head) Yeah...I am! And you're THE WORLD CLASS ATHLETE!!!

Kerrboski: Yeah...I am! And when you combine the World Class Athlete with the SUPERstar...do you know what you get?!

???: DEAD MEN WALKING!!!

KT: What in the...OH MY GOD!!!!!

VJ: IT'S ICE STORM!!! ICE STORM IS IN THE PARKING LOT!! ICE STORM IS IN THE PARKING LOT...

KT: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OH!!!!! LIGHTNIGN AND ICE CUBE!!!! TEARING INTO THE SUPERSTARS!!! THE CHAMPIONS AREN'T WAITING UNTIL LATER TONIGHT!!!!

KT: THIS IS ASSAULT AND BATTERY, JOHNSON!!! THIS IS A CRIME!!!! SOMEONE CALL 911!!!

VJ: Someone call a proctologist to pull Ice Cube's boot outta DJP's ass!!!!!!!! Oh God!!!! Ice Storm has struck! Ice Storm going to work in the---WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THE GAME!!!!!

KT: OH!

VJ: THE GAME JUST HIT LIGHTNING IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT CROWBAR!!!!! Lightning is down...ICE CUBE CATCHES A SHOT RIGHT TO THE RIBS!!!!! DAMN IT, KEVIN, THIS WAS A SETUP!!!!!! THIS WAS AN ANGELFIRE SETUP...

KT: How can you say that?! They're World Class Business men!!

VJ: THEY'RE ATTACKING ICE STORM IN THE PARKING LOT!!!! The Tag Team Champions being taken apart...it's another mugging, Kevin! Another Angelfire mugging...

KT: No, no! Petty street urchins like T Money and Stevo do muggings! The is a World Class rescue effort by the---

VJ: OH NO!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! DOUBLE CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF LIGHTNING!!!!! DOUBLE CHAIR...MY GOD THEY'VE SQUASHED HIS HEAD LIKE A GRAPE!!!

KT: (Clapping) It couldn't happen to a better person!

VJ: My God, we need some help out there! Lightning is down...he is out, and now look at Kerrboski and the Game! Double teaming Ice Cube! Double teaming the Universal Champ!!! CAN WE PLEASE GET SOME HELP OUT THERE?!

KT: Why should we, VJ? I mean...they stuck their noses in Angelfire business...

VJ: Oh no! Kerrboski setting Ice Cube up on that car...Kerrboski...don't tell me...what's he...OOOOOOOH!!!!!!! BOSKI SLAM!!!! BOSKI SLAM ON THE HOOD OF THAT CAR!!!!!!!!!

KT: (Clapping) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Beautiful!!! beautiful!!!

VJ: THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED!!!!!!!

*****Commercial*****

(When the break ends, the camera cuts out to the parking lot, where EMT's are checking on a groggy Lightning and Ice Cube)

VJ: Fans...we're back, and there you see the results of what went down before the break...obviously an Angelfire setup...which may or may not have been meant for the Blood Hounds that ended up being dished out to the Tag Champs...and Ice Storm is in a bad way.

KT: And rightfully so, Johnson. Let's face it...Lightning and Ice Cube are egomaniacs! They can't stand anyone other than themselves getting the spotlight for more than 5 seconds, and they always have to go out and try to steal that spotlight away...and this time they paid for it!

VJ: How can you say that?!

KT: Because it's the truth! And as a broadcast journalist, it is my duty to the masses out there to report to them the actualities of this broadcast, not the colored, Lightning-loving play-by-play that you try to force down everyone's throats week after week...

VJ: YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE!!! 2 MEN JUST GOT THE HELL BEAT OUTTA THEM IN THE PARKING LOT! DOES THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?!?! DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY TO SEE HUMAN BEINGS IN PAIN?! DOES IT MAKE YOU HAPPY TO SEE 2 MEN GET GET TREATED LIKE THAT?!?!?! HUH?!??!

KT: Yes. Yes it does.

VJ: (Stammering) You...you make me sick!!!

Ahmad Itani and Sewaside Vs The Sychotics

("The Takeover" by Jay-Z hits the PA system and the arena lights dim. Bluish white spotlights roam the arena as Sewaside walks out from the locker room and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring. He climbs up the ring stairs, steps through the ropes and extends his hands as the crowd boos him terribly. The music dies down, and "We Ride on our Enimies" by 2pac hits the PA system. We get a mixed reaction from the crowd as Ahmad Itani appears on stage accompanied by Lisa. The pair walks down the entrance ramp, Ahmad climbs upon the ring apron, steps into the ring and begins pacing back and forth. His music dies down and the lights fade in and out and blue lights shine everywhere. "The End" by Linkin Park hits the PA system, and the crowd half pops and half boos as Venom and Outlaw appear on stage. They continue to walk down the ramp way slapping fans hands on the way down. They slide into the ring, attempt to go at Ahmad and Sewaside, but are held back by referee Doug Peterson. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, Sewaside and Outlaw both head to their respective corners, and referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: There's the bell and this match is underway. Ahmad teaming with newcomer Sewaside to face the new team of Venom and Outlaw and...what's this all about?

KT: Huh?

VJ: Ahmad...it looked as if he had some sort of problem with the way that Sewaside was looking at Lis---OOOOOOOOH!!! Venom from behind with a clothesline sends Ahmad into the buckle...AND A RIGHT HAND SENDS SEWASIDE CRASHING TO THE ARENA FLOOR!

KT: What a cheap shot!

VJ; Oh! And now look at Ahmad now! Ahmad Itani beginning to open up on Venom with hard right hands!!! Tagging the jaw of the former GNL TV Champion! Watch Ahmad now...off the ropes, Venom misses with a clothesline! Ahmad off the other side, manages to dodge the elbow...here he come aga--RIGHT INTO THE BIG BOOT!!!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE BIG BOOT, THERE'S THE COVER...THE COUNT...SEWASIDE BREAKS UP THE COUNT AFTER 2!!!!!

KT: Knowing the relationship between Magdra and Ahmad, you hafta wonder where Ahmad's head is right now!

VJ: Yes.

KT: Of course, they've been rumored to be having an illicit sexual affair for years...(Vince gives him a look) according to the boys in the back.

VJ: Will you stop?!

KT: What?! I'm giving them the in depth details you can't find on TV nowadays!

VJ: You're something else...and I don't think Ahmad knows where he is after that big boot from Venom! Venom shoves him back into the Sycotic corner...AND DRIVES the knee into the midsection!!! AND AGAIN!!! And there's the tag to Outlaw!!!!!

This isn't good!

VJ: Outlaw is the legal man, and watch this, now! Irish whip by Venom...Ahmad off the ropes---AND RIGHT INTO A HUGE CLOTHESLINE FROM OUTLAW!!!! There's the cover...2...NO!!! There's a kickout after 2...and watch Outlaw now...DRIVES THE ELBOW!!! Right into the head...AND AGAIN!!! AND AGAIN!!!

KT: Ahmad is getting it handed to him, VJ!

VJ: Without a doubt! Outlaw is opening up on Mr. Itani!!! Outlaw with a handful of hair...uh oh! Scoop up and---OH!!! Ahmad with the go behind---AND DRILLS HIM WITH AN INVERTED DDT!!!!!! AHMAD ITANI, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! Beautiful move...thought he was gonna make the cover, but it looks like he's gonna go for the tag!

KT: That could be a mistake, right there...wait a second.

VJ: Where's Sewaside? Sew...Sewaside out on the arena floor...what the hell?!

KT: (Gasp) THAT LITTLE HUSSY!!!!!

VJ: Sewaside having words with Lisa on the outside...this is the 2nd time here...HEY!!!! AHMAD HAS SEWASIDE BY THE HAIR!!! AHMAD...

KT: THAT'S HIS PARTNER!!!

VJ: And that's his girlfriend on the outside---OH!!!!!!!! RIGHT HAND!!!!! SEWASIDE JUST HIT WITH A RIGHT HAND...FROM THE KING!!!

KT: THAT'S HIS DARN PARTNER! HE CAN'T DO THAT!

VJ: He just did it...OH...OUTLAWED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahmad has just been outlawed!!! There's the cover...2....he got him!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Down with the Sickness"

Announcer: Here are your winners, the Sycotics!!!!!!

VJ: Whoa!!! And just like that it's over!

KT: (Scoffs) Unbelievable! Just...unbelievable!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...the Sycotics, Venom and Outlaw pick up a big win, and folks, it looks like we've got a bit of a situation out here!! Ahmad and Sewaside...

KT: I can't believe he hit his partner like that, VJ. That's just...just...blasphemy!!!

VJ: Well Ahmad and Sewaside, we've got officials out here trying to separate these 2...they're at one another's throats!

KT: And I don't blame Sewaside either...if my partner deliberately took it upon himself to attack me from behind, I'd be ready to rip his throat out too!

VJ: Well these officials out here...I'm not sure exactly what it was that happened, but something went down between Sewaside and Lisa---OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

KT: Oh...THAT WHOR...that little...

VJ: Lisa just slapped the taste outta Sewaside's mouth!!!!! She just...MY GOD!!!

KT: You know...I am not an advocate for violence against women, but she's gonna get it!!! She is gonna...

VJ: Officials trying to keep him calm...Sewaside looks as if...as if he's about to snap!

KT: And I don't blame him one bit, Vin! I mean...to get punched by your partner, slapped by his girlfriend...that's just...

VJ: Look at this! Sewaside and Ahmad...they're gonna go, Kevin! It looks like they're gonna...no...?

KT: What?

VJ: Sewaside...Sewaside, it looks like, is walking away! Sewaside...

KT: He's gonna be the bigger man! I like it!

VJ: Sewaside exiting the ring...and it looks like, for the time being...this conflict has been resolved

KT: I hope you're paying attention, Kurt! That's REAL integrety!

(As Ahmad and Lisa prepare to exit the ring, the arena goes black. The crowd begins to stir, as camera flashes go off in the darkness)

KT: Oh...pish! Johnson, what did you break now?!

VJ: Wha...ME?!

(Suddenly the Panthertron lights up, showing 2 figures looking over the edge of an overpass down at a busy highway. Suddenly, the men turn towards the cameras, and the crowd goes wild when they get a glimpse of their faces)

T Money: Did you miss us?! (laughs)

VJ: OOOOOOH!!!!! T MONEY!!!! T MONEY AND PSYKO STEVO!!! IT'S...IT'S THE BLOOD HOUNDS, KEVIN!!! IT'S THE BLOOD HOUNDS!!!!

KT: Where the hell are they?!?!!?

VJ: The Blood Hounds are on the Panthertron...AND THERE'S TINA!!!!!! THEY'VE GOT TINA WITH THEM...

KT: Oh my God, Vince! Call the police! Call the police!!!!!

Psyko: (Leans over to the nervous Tina and directs her head to the camera) Say hi to the nice people Tina!!!!!!!

(The crowd cheers wildly as slight chants of "Blood, Blood, Blood" break out across the arena. Tina looks very dirty. Her red leather trenchcoat has been ripped in several places, there are dog food stains in her cherry red hair, and her eyes are bright red, as if she's been crying. Her hands and legs are tied as she sits in a rolling chair)

T Money: (Yanks on Tina's hair) Didn't you hear the man? He said say hi for the camera!

Tina: (Voice cracking/shaking) You piece of sh...

T Money: WHAT?!?!

Tina: You just wait til I get outta here! I swear on my life I will make you pay!

Psyko: Oh...what makes you think that you'll even have a life after tonight, Tina?! Maybe...maybe T and I should put an end to this NEW ERA of yours...this "Anglefire Era" by taking your scrawny little ass and tossing you right over the side of that overpass!!! Huh?! (Crowd pops in the arena)

Tina: (mumbles)

T Money: What?!

Tina: YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS!!!!!!

(T and Stevo slowly turn to one another, with sinister, evil smiles. Suddenly, they grab Tina, lift her up over their shoulder and carry her towards the edge)

Tina: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

KT: Oh my God, no!!!

VJ: OH MY...NO!!! STEVO AND T MONEY HAVE GOT TINA...THEY...

KT: WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE CALL THE POLICE!!! THOSE GUYS ARE PSYCHOPATHS!!!

T Money: WE DON'T HAVE THE BALLS?! (Leans Tina over the railing)

Tina: (crying) NOO...PLEASE!!! PLEASE...I'M SORRY!!!!!

T Money: SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!!!

Tina: I'M SORRY!!! I'M SORRY!

T Money: Now you ain't gonna talk sh*t to us no more...cuz mean it...you open ya mouth again...we gonna take your ass and...what?! (Tilts Tina over)

Tina: (Squealing) PLEASE!!! NO...PLEASE?!?!

(T and Stevo put Tina down and set her back in the chair. Tina is breathing heavily and sniffling as the crowd cheers in the background)

KT: These fans are sick, Johnson!

VJ: This...this may be going a bit too far, Kevin.

Psyko: (Grabs Tina) Look at you. The most powerful woman in NFWA history! You f*cked your way to a Vice President job at Angelfire! You forced Panther into making you the co-CEO, giving you 50% control of the company! You're the woman who 3 weeks ago BROUGHT THE NFWA TO IT'S KNEES!!!! And look at you now, Tina! Look at you!!! Whining...crying...like a little bitch!

Tina: What do you want?!

Psyko: What do we want?! I dunno...maybe we wanna make you suffer, Tina! Maybe...maybe we wanna take all the pain...all the suffering you and Angelfire have caused the NFWA...all the misery you put T and I through when you SCREWED US at the End Game...maybe we wanna take all of that pain...multiply it by 10 and put it right back onto your ass! (Crowd pops)

KT: I can't watch this, Vince!

Tina: (Crying) Please...(sniffles) guys...look, you're blowing this thing out of proportion...

T Money: Your head is gonna be blown all over that concrete if you don't watch your mouth...

Tina: Please!!! Please...guys...look, anything you want! I control 50% of the NFWA...anything you guys want...you just name it and I'll give it to you!

Psyko: (Chuckles) Hmmm...I dunno T.

T Money: Anything?

Tina: ANYTHING!! Please...you guys just name it...I promise...I'll give it to you!

(T Money and Stevo look at each other for a moment, smiling)

KT: Vince...this is wrong! This is so wrong!

VJ: As much as I hate Angelfire, I agree with you there! The Blood Hounds...basically threatening to kill...what is Stevo...Stevo pulling something out of his pocket...

KT: OH NO!!! OH GOD, NO!!!!!!!

VJ: WHAT THE...

Psyko: (Pulls out a roll of documents) THIS...Tina...is a contract!

VJ: A...a contract?

Psyko: A contract that give us a chance to correct the harm you caused us at Game Time!

Tina: What...what do you mean?

Psyko: What I mean is...Blood Hounds...Ice Storm...Breakin' the Rulz...ALL THE GOLD ON THE LINE!!!!! (Crowd cheers) Tag Team Title, Toughman Title, I-C, TV, X-Treme...Universal Title...THE WORLD TITLE!!!!!

VJ: Oh man!

Psyko: We want the shot, and damn it, we want it at Breakin' The Rulz...and since you're the one with all the power around here...you can make it happen.

Tina: So...(sniffles) All I hafta do is sign that contract...

T Money: And we won't hurt you!

Tina: (Brief pause) Ok. Just...untie me, 1st.

KT: Vince Johnson, how can...this is blackmail!

VJ: T Money handing Tina a pen...Stevo loosening the ropes around Tina's arms. What a match that would be for Breakin' the Rulz if...

KT: SHE SIGNED IT!!!!

VJ: Tina signed the contract!!! It's official!! Ice Storm!!! The Blood Hounds! Breakin' The Rulz!! All the gold on the line!!!

Psyko: Well then...(picks up the contract) Get her up, T!

T Money: (Grabs Tina)

Tina: WAIT...YOU SAID...

T Money: WE LIED!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! HAHAHA!!

(T Money grabs Tina, flings her over his shoulder and begins walking towards the edge of the overpass. At this point, Tina's foot hits the cameraman, knocking the camera to the ground and losing the feed)

VJ: OH MY GOD...We've lost our footage folks...what's going on out there?!?! What the hell is going on?!??!

*****Commercial*****

(The scene opens back in the VIP room, where Firestorm and Angelfire are having a fit. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door, and the police enter)

Cop #1: Somebody call for the Police?

Firestorm: Somebody call for the police?! Somebody...DAMN IT!!! 2 LUNATICS ARE RUNNING THE STREET TRYING TO KILL MY WOMAN!!!!!!

Cop #2: Sir...calm down...

Firestorm: HELL NO I WON'T CALM DOWN!!! They're threatening to throw her off a damn highway overpass!!!!

Cop #1: Sir...

Firestorm: I'm sick and tired of you pigs!!! I want you to go out there right now! I want you to find Tina...I want those bastards thrown in jail or your asses are mine!!!! You hear me?!?!?!

Cop #2: Sir...yessir!

(The cops slowly walk towards the door and leave. Firestorm slams the door, as Angelfire try to calm him down. The camera cuts to another part of the locker room, where we see Rosie Sanchez standing with Kammy)

RS: I'm here with the Light Heavyweight Champion, Kammy! And tonight, Kammy, you put that gold on the line against Deadly Candy Alyssa Sanders. Any thoughts on this match?

Kammy: Rosie...there's no doubt in my mind that I'm gonna destroy Deadly Candy. I mean..after all, I was the one who beat her for the Women's Title a few months ago. Deadly Candy...she's nothing to me. As a matter of fact, I don't even wanna talk about her! Let's talk about something MUCH more important...like me being on the April 2002 cover of PLAYBOY!!!!!!!!! (Pulls out the Magazine and the crowd pops)

RS: Wow! Congratulations!

Kammy: Yeah...thanks, but you shouldn't act so shocked, Rosie. After all...with a body as perfect as mine...

Pandora: (In the background) It's mine!! ALL MINE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE!!! HOHOHOOHOHOHOOHOHOHO!!!!! (Twirls into the picture, clutching the Women's Title belt)

Kammy: Um...excuse me! I'm trying to do an interview here.

Pandora: Sorry luv...but no one gives a damn about you or your silly match! They want to hear about something more important...like me becoming the Women's Champion of the World!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Kammy: LOOK, SKANK!! I dunno who you think you are, but I'm Kammy! The Light Heavyweight Champion! I'm on the cover of Playboy! I'm worth 100 times more than you could ever be, so I suggest you take your stupid little belt, your ridiculous outfit, and that flea market hair style of yours and GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pandora looks surprise, and slowly backs out of the picture. Kammy then adjusts her top, turns towards the camera and speaks)

Kammy: Now...as far as--***BANG***

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!! PANDORA FROM BEHIND...SHE JUST HIT KAMMY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A TRASHCAN!!! PANDORA...PANDORA IS ALL OVER KAMMY, Kevin!!!

KT: It serves her right! Nobody wants to hear about glorified pornography on TV anyway!

VJ: Kammy is down!!! Kammy is down, and Pandora's got that magazine...PANDORA'S RIPPING THE PLAYBOY!!!!! PANDORA...SHE IS RIPPING KAMMY'S PLAYBOY TO SHREDS!!!!

(Pandy shoves 1 of the pages in Kammy's mouth before officials rush into the room and pull her away. Rosie Sanchez checks on Kammy as we cut to ringside for the next match)

Tristram Vs The Game

(The arena lights dim, and "The Game" by Motorhead hits the PA system. Spotlights begin to flash over the entrance as the Game walks out onto the stage followed by Misery. The pair looks into the crowd as the Game takes a sip of water, pours it over his head and begins to walk down the ramp to ringside. Misery climbs up the ring stairs into the ring as the Game hops upon the ring apron. He then stares into the camera before taking another sip of water and spitting mist out and over the crowd. He steps into the ring, climbs the middle turnbuckle and flexes as his music dies down. The lights go out as a grey mist begins to poor out onto the stage...BOOOOOM!!! Pyro shoots everywhere as Tear Away by Drowning Pool hits. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Tristram walks out onto the stage wearing his New Era t-shirt and carrying a lead pipe in his left hand. As he begins to walk down the ramp, the Game rolls out to the floor and motions for him to "bring it")

VJ: Well fans, here we go...Tristram going 1 on 1 with the Game and it looks like the Game doesn't wanna wait!!! The Game out to the arena floor...

KT: It's Payback time, Vince!

VJ: He misses with a clothesline...TRISTRAM CONNECTS WITH A HARD RIGHT HAND!!!! GAME FIRES BACK!! TRISTRAM WITH ANOTHER ONE!!! THE GAME AND TRISTRAM!!! SLUGGING IT OUT IN THE OPENING STAGES OF THIS MATCH!!! GOING AT IT TOOTH AND NAIL!!!!! OH!! The Game with a knee to the midsection of Tristram...and a HARD right hand to the temple has Tristram reeling! The Game now...from behind...high knee to the ba--OOOOOOOH!!!!!!! TRISTRAM GOES HEADFIRST INTO THE STAIRS!!!!!!!

KT: HA! See, Vince! This just goes to show you just how great and powerful the Angelfire truly is!

VJ: Well this match stems back to the Sunday Night Slam, when Tristram and Blaze came to ringside and basically cost the Game his match against Psyko Stevo!

KT: Exactly, Johnson! The words of truth are about as foreign to you as a razor is to your wife's legs, but for once I agree with you. The Game had the I-C Title won if not for this guy, and he's paying the price right here!

Ding Ding Ding!!

VJ: Tristram rolled back into the ring and this one is under way! The Game...buries the boot right into the midsection of Tristram!!! And again!!! The Game mounting Tristram now...and look at him go to work!!! Right hands...piston like rights hammering to the top of the head...I think Tristram may be busted!!!

KT: It wouldn't surprise me one bit--OOOOH!!! Did you see that?!

VJ: Misery...that little witch just slapped the taste outta Tristram's mouth!!

KT: Oh, you hypocritical butthead!! Now 15 minutes ago, you cheered on as Lisa viciously assaulted Sewaside like the bully that she is, but when Misery slaps Tristram for making sexual advances in her direction, she's a witch?! (Sighs) I swear, Johnson...sometimes...you're such a wife beater!

VJ: You ass! Tristram back to his feet and the Game measures him...HARD right hand right to the head!!! And another one sends him back into the ropes. Irish whip now...Tristram off the ropes ducks the clothesline...off the other side--WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!! Down goes the Game!!! There's the cover---NO!!! IT'S NOT A COVER!!! TRISTRAM ALL OVER THE GAME NOW!!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! RIGHT HANDS TO THE HEAD OF THE GAME!!! Tristram has just opened up!

KT: Yeah, he opened up the cheaters handbook and whacked The Game over the head with it!

VJ: Tristram to the outside...where's he...he's going up top, it looks like! The Game...trying to get back to his feet...OH!!! HIGH CROSS BODY CONNECTS!!!!!!!!! THERE'S THE COVER...1...2...NO!!!! He got the shoulder up after 2. Tristram...he almost got him there! And he's got him by the hair now. Tristram brings the Game back to his feet...boot to the midsection by Tristram! A HARD knife edge chop to the chest of The Game! Tristram now...Irish whip sends the Game into the ropes...Tristram ducks the head--uh oh!!

KT: HA! Big mistake, Tristram! Big mistake!

VJ: Tristram dropped the head and got caught, and now The Game's gonna make him pay for it...PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!!! PEDIGREE!!! This one is all!!! The Game with the co...OOOOOOOH!!!!

(2 lightning bolts criss cross on stage as "Eye of the Storm" hits the PA system.)

KT: What the heck?!

VJ: The Game...the Game was going for the cover...

KT: WHAT IS HE DOING OUT HERE?!

VJ: IT'S LIGHTNING!!! Lightning is on his way out to ringside! And look at the look in his eyes!!! Look at the fire in Lightning's eyes, Kevin!

KT: That's a serious medical condition, Vince! I say we call an ambulance and take him away! Quick!

VJ: Lightning on his way to the ring. He wants payback on the Game for what went down earlier tonight in the parking lot...

KT: Well the Game won't back down! He doesn't fear a soul!

VJ: Well he'd better--HEY!!!! SCHOOLBOY BY TRISTRAM...1...2...3!!!!!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!! ***Cue "Tear Away"

Announcer: Here is your winner: Tristram!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!

VJ: Tristram...

KT: NO!!!

VJ: Tristram with the schoolboy on The Game and HE GOT HIM!!! Tristram picks up the win...

KT: Thanks to Lightning! The Game's been bamboozled again!!!!

VJ: The Game...oh he is livid!! The Game is livid in the ring, and watch Lightning! Lightning hits the ring---LIGHTNING BOLT ON THE GAME!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT ON THE GAME!!!

KT: NO! NO!! NO!!! DAMN IT, NO!!!!

VJ: The Game is down!!! The Game is out...and Lightning...oh my goodness, he wants payback!!! Lightning's got a crowbar!!! Lightning's got a crowbar of his own!!

KT: Get those police officers back out here! We've got another lunatic on the loose!

(The cameras cut back to the VIP room, where we see DJP and Kerrboski run out of the room)

VJ: And there you see the Superstars! The World Class Superstars on their way out to ringside! On their way out to help their fellow---ICE CUBE!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!

VJ: ICE CUBE!!! HE JUST HIT KERRBOSKI RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH A COFFEE POT!!! DJP HASN'T EVEN SEE IT!!!!

KT: DJP!!! COME BACK!!!! HE'S GOT KERRBOSKI!!! ICE CUBE'S GOT KERRBOSKI...OH MY GOD! NOT THIS...

VJ: LETHAL INJECTION ON KERRBOSKI!!!! LETHAL INJECTION...AND KERRBOSKI IS TAPPING!!! KERRBOSKI IS TAPPING!!! ICE CUBE IS MAKING KERRBOSKI TAP, DAMN IT!

KT: DJP...come back!!!

VJ: OH!! Back at ringside here, Lightning with that crowbar just hit The Game right in the knee!!!! And there's a shot to the kidneys!!! Misery's in there now...

KT: Oh Mis...that's no place for a woman!! Get out of there right now!

VJ: Lightning...staring down Misery!

KT: That bastard! He wouldn't!

VJ: Backstage...we've got officials and DJP trying to get Ice Cube off of Kerrboski! Ice Cube won't release the hold! Ice Cube won't release---OOH MY GOD!!! WHAT A SHOT!!!!! LIGHTNING!!! LIGHTNING JUST BASHED THE GAME RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH THAT CROWBAR!!!! THE GAME IS DOWN AND OUT!!!!!

KT: This is a mugging, Johnson! This is street thuggery at its best!!!

VJ: AND DOWN GOES MISERY!!! LIGHTNING SHOVED MISERY RIGHT TO THE MAT!!!! Lightning...I don't think he's done, Kevin!!! I don't think...

KT: Do I hafta go in there myself and handle this guy?!

VJ: Lightning has the Game...Lightning pulling the Game back to his feet...what's he...OH!! He's hooking up the arms...

KT: Not this! He cannot do this...

VJ: PEDIGREE ON THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: GIMMICK INFRINGEMENT!!!!!!!!!

VJ: THE GAME HAS JUST BEEN PLANTED WITH HIS OWN DAMN MOVE!!!

("Eye of the Storm hits the PA system as Lightning climbs the turnbuckles and raises his arms into the air. Backstage, Ice Cube finally lets go of the Lethal Injections, and officials attend to the injured Kerrboski)

VJ: Oh my gosh...

KT: Kerrboski's been hurt Johnson!

VJ: His arm and neck damn near ripped out of the socket!!! Ladies and gentlemen, Ice Cube and Lightning have gotten their revenge on Angelfire...and you can damn sure believe that PAYBACK IS A BITCH!!!!!!!!

***Commercial****

(The scene opens at the highway overpass, where The Blood Hounds had Tina earlier in the night. The area is taped off with police investigating the scene)

VJ: Fans we're back and...there you see police...

KT: What happened...

VJ: The Blood Hounds are nowhere to be found...what's going on out there?

KT: Oh my gosh...Vince...you don't think they tossed her...do you?

VJ: (Stammering) I...I...(sighs) I sure as hell hope not...but where are the Blood Hounds? Where have T Money and Stevo gone?!

(The camera cuts to the VIP room, where Firestorm is pacing back and forth. The Game is icing down his knee and forehead, and Kerrboski is icing his should.)

Firestorm: (To himself) That f*cking Stevo! That piece of...(knock at the door) WHAT?!

Kammy: (bursts into the room)

DJP: Whoa, whoa! Hold on sister...

Kammy: Firestorm! Did you see what happened to me out there?!?! Did you see what that bitch Pandora did to me?!

Firestorm: Kammy...

Kammy: Damn it...she ripped my Playboy!!!!! How could...how...(deep breath) I want her fired!!!

Firestorm: Playboy?! Playboy?! Do you honestly think we give a flying f*ck about your Playboy?!

Kammy: (Nervously) Well...

Firestorm: Do you see all the crap I've got on my head right now?! I mean...Tina has been kidnapped! We don't know what they've done to her or what they're doing to her!!! Then you got that asshole Lightning and my worthless brother Ice Cube out here...attacking the Game and Kerrboski...we've got more important things to worry about than you and you're f*cking Playboy!!!

Kammy: WELL YOU DON'T HAFTA YELL!!!!

(Kammy turns to leave, but steps on the Game's foot)

Game: HEY!!! Watch where the f*ck you're going, bitch!

Kammy: You ass--(SLAPS THE GAME)

VJ: OH!!!!! Kammy...

KT: What has gotten into these women here tonight?!??!

VJ: Kammy...Kammy slapped the Game!!! She just slapped the taste outta the Game's mouth...I can't believe she did that!!!!!

Light Heavyweight Title: Kammy (Champion) Vs "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders

("My Generation" hits the PA system and the arena lights dim. Pink spotlights shine on the entrance as "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders walks out onto the stage to a huge pop from the crowd. She walks down the entrance ramp, tagging the hands of a few ringside fans before climbing into the ring. She walks over to the ropes and glares down at Kevin Taylor at the commentary table before walking back to the center of the ring)

VJ: What was that all about?

KT: Isn't it obvious? It's that time of the month again...

VJ: OOOOOK, Kevin! Stop! Deadly Candy about to go 1 on 1 in this history making match! The 1st time a non-Women's Title has been on the line between 2 women!!!!

KT: Well I'm always one for equal opportunity, but this is ridiculous! Who did Alyssa beat to gain this shot?!

VJ: She went to double jeopardy in the End Game!

KT: So?! I went to the Epoct Center at Disney World! I don't see a title shot coming my way!

(The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "What Kammy wants, Kammy Gets" hits the PA system. The crowd gives a mixed reaction (mostly cheers) as Kammy walks out onto the stage with the Light Heavyweight Title belt over her shoulder. She twirls a small whip around over her head before walking down the ramp to the ring. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps under the middle rope and raises her title belt into the air before handing it over to referee Ruby. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and Ruby calls for the bell)

Ding Ding DIng!!!

VJ: There's the bell and this match is underway! Kammy and Alyssa...the Women's Title is on the line AND THERE'S THE LOCKUP!!!! Deadly Candy with a slight size disadvantage...this isn't the 1st meeting between these 2 women, as Kammy slaps on the side headlock!

KT: Now Johnson, you know that there's been...well...a little static between Alyssa and I over the past few months...ya know...with me informing her of those nasty rumors regarding her sleeping habits, but hey! At least she's got the common sense not to disrespect the most powerful force in the NFWA unlike Kammy here! I mean...she slapped the taste outta the Game's mouth!

VJ: But when Misery did it...

KT: Misery is a goddess! She can do whatever she pleases! Kammy, on the other hand, is nothing but a 2 bit, disrespectful porn queen! Did you see her plugging that Hustler on TV earlier?!

VJ: It's Playboy, and it's not porn!

KT: Was she nude?!

VJ: Yes!

KT: IT'S PORN!

VJ: (Snickers) I dunno why you're complaining...I've been to your house, Kevin! You've got a whole stack of those magazines under you bed...Kammy shoved into the ropes...the drop down by Alyssa! Kammy off the other side...SHOULDERBLOCK sends Alyssa to the mat! Kammy off the rope once again...Alyssa back to her feet...THERE'S A LEAP FROG!!! Here comes Kammy aga--RIGHT INTO AN ARM DRAG TAKEDOWN!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!! Alyssa...AND ANOTHER...into a reverse armbar! Kevin, Deadly Candy using that speed to her advantage!

KT: I dunno, the word in the locker room is that Kammy's "faster"...if you catch my drift! And as far as those Magazines under my bed...they're strictly for educational purposes!

VJ: Right...oh! Nice roll through by Kammy, able to escape that armbar...and into a top wristlock of her own! Now this is where the strength advantage comes into play! Kammy trying to drive Alyssa down...NO!! Back heel trip by Alyssa...elbow drop MISSES!! And Kammy's right back to her feet! What's she setting up for here...OH!!!!!!!!! She just drilled Alyssa with a spear!!!!! Kammy with the cover...the leg is hooked...NO!!! Kickout after 2!! Man...these ladies came to fight!

KT: Yeah...Kammy came so ready that she had to pick one with the Game! The little...

VJ: Will you stop?!

KT: I just hate people who disrespect Angelfire and the importance they have with this sport! Do you know that without them, the NFWA would've never made the airwaves?!

VJ: Well the only plus of that would be that we'd never hafta here YOUR big mouth! KNIFE EDGE CHOP BY KAMMY sends Alyssa staggering back to the buckle!!! AND ANOTHER HARD chop to the chest! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! Kammy's putting on a chop clinic!

KT: Anybody ever tell you that you suck as an announcer?

VJ: (Rolls eyes) Irish whip in...reversal by Alyssa sends Kammy crashing into the buckle! Alyssa charges in...RIGHT INTO A BOOT FROM KAMMY!!!! Deadly Candy walked right into that one, Kevin...and she's out of it! Alyssa's out of it and here comes Kammy from behind with a bulldog!!! Alyssa hits facefirst off the canvas...and there's the cover...the count...NO! She almost got her!

KT: She just stole Alyssa's own move...

VJ: Hey, hey, hey! That's Misery!

KT: Speak of the goddess herself!

VJ: Misery on her way down to the ring...what is this all about, Kevin?!

KT: She's obviously out here to search for the contact lense she lost during the Game's match earlier.

VJ: Oh yeah right...this wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that Kammy just slapped the hell outta her boyfriend in the back!

KT: See Johnson, that's what I'm talking about! You're so suspicious of people! That's why you have no friends today!

VJ: Kammy having a few words for Mis---OH!! Alyssa from behind...there's the rollup!! 1...2...Kammy able to kickout after 2!!! Misery almost cost Kammy the match--OH MY GOODNESS, WHAT A SHOT!!!

KT: See...there she goes again! That's what started it all!

VJ: Kammy just slapped the hell outta ALyssa and she fires back with a forearm shot right to the nose!!!! And another one!!! Deadly Candy off the ropes...Kammy's on dream street and gets BLASTED with a Cough Drop!!! The Cough Drop on Kammy! Alyssa with the cover...2...NO!!! Kammy able to kickout...and Alyssa can't believe it!

KT: (Waving his hands and pointing)

VJ: (looks at Kevin) What are you doing?

KT: Shut up and do your job!

VJ: Alyssa now...going up top!!! Kammy starting to get back to her feet...I dunno how wise this is!

KT: I agree. How stupid of Kammy to think she has what it takes to be a champion. I say she forfeits.

VJ: Will you...Alyssa off the top---OOOOOOOOH!!!!!! RIGHT INTO THE KAMMY KUTTER!!!!

KT: Man!

VJ: Deadly Candy dove right into the Kammy Kutter...Misery's got the official!!!

KT: Yes, because seeing as how we're slightly closer to the Canadian border, she feels obligated to inform the referee of the many uses of the metric system!

VJ: You son of a...IT'S THE GAME, DAMN IT!!!! THE GAME'S IN THE RING!!!!!

KT: Where?!

VJ: OH!!! Behind the back of the official!! The Game...the Game...PEDIGREE ON KAMMY, DAMN IT!!!!! The son of a bitch!! I can't believe he did that!!!!

KT: (The Game climbs back into the crowd, accidentally spilling Kevin's drink all over the table) Now lemme get this straight...you say the Game...was out here?

VJ: Hell yes!

KT: You're hallucinating!

VJ: The Game just Pedigreed Kammy and look at Alyssa! Alyssa going up top...SWEET SENSATION!!!!! SHE CONNECTED...THE COVER...2...3!!!!!! We've got a NEW Champion!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "My Generation"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion: "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders!!!!

VJ: Deadly Candy has done it...thanks to the Game...and I don't even think she knows what happened!

KT: Of course she doesn't know what happen, because what you think happen didn't happen!

VJ: THE SON OF A BITCH PEDIGREED KAMMY!

KT: She was playing Wiggle Puppy and had an aneurysm! It's true! Go to the tape!

VJ: You're pathetic! Well congrats to Alyssa nonetheless...as Kammy has some words with referee Ru---HEY!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!??! Alyssa...Alyssa just hit Kammy with the Title belt!!! Alyssa just KO'd Kammy...what was that for?!

KT: Well...I'm not sure, but from the looks of things, it appeared that...

VJ: Just...just shut up!! Deadly Candy is the Champion...Kammy has been laid out with the title belt...I can't believe this, folks!

(The cameras cut backstage, where we see the backdoor opening. Suddenly, T Money steps into the arena with Tina in a headlock. He's followed by Psyko Stevo)

VJ: OH...THEY'RE HERE!!! STEVO AND T MONEY ARE HERE!

KT: AND THEY'VE GOT TINA!!!!!

VJ: My goodness, ladies and gentlemen! T Money and Stevo are at the Dunkin' Donuts Arena! Folks...we've gotta go to a commercial! When we return...I dunno what's gonna happen! Stay with us!!!!

****That claymation Moutain Dew Commercial with the kids and that dog that I think is funny as hell for some reason...followed by a commercial for NFWA Action Figures, by Playmates****

(The scene opens at ringside, where Kurt Angle is being harrassed by some fans. Suddenly, he's approached by Amy Dumas with a mic)

Kurt: (To a fan) You've gotta be...PUT THAT DOWN!!! You idiots...

AD: Kurt!

Kurt: (Turns to Amy) What?!

AD: This is the 2nd time this week you've appeared at an NFWA broadcast! What are you doing here? What is your agenda...

Kurt: Amy...is it so wrong for me to wanna watch an NFWA show in peace?! Is it so wrong for me to wanna have a night of NFWA entertainment?

AD: Are the rumors true that you've been involved in secret meetings with Tina and are currently being recruited for Angelfire?

Kurt: What?! That's...THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!

(Amy rolls her eyes and walks away, as the camera cuts back to the locker room, where Stevo is walking through the hallways with the X-Treme Title belt)

VJ: Well Amy Dumas not having much more luck than Rosie did last week, and there you see Stevo! The man who along with T Money abducted Tina...

KT: Where the hell are those idiot police officers?! Last I checked, kidnapping is a crime!

VJ: Well Stevo...OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! DESIRES FROM BEHIND!! DESIRES FROM BEHIND...

Ding Ding Ding!!!

X-Treme Title: Psyko Stevo Vs Darkest Desires

VJ: Oh!!! Darkest Desires...

KT: Where did she come from, Vince?!

VJ: I dunno, but she signed to meet Stevo for the X-Trem Title and now this match is underway!! Desires and Stevo...AND DARK'S GOT THAT WHIP!!!!!

KT: Yes, Johnson! YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

VJ: Ooooooooooooh MY! Dark just cracked...did you hear that shot...AND ANOTHER ONE!!! That leather whip snapping off the back of the X-Treme Champion!

KT: And he deserves every one of those shots!!

VJ: Darkest Desires...my God Stevo's hurt!! Stevo trying to get back to his feet--DESIRES WITH A HIGH KNEE sends him crashing into those trashcans!!!! Psyko Stevo...

KT: He's been torturing a woman for a whole week, Vince, and now he's getting his just deserts!

VJ: OH!!! Trashcan lid to the head of the Psykotic one! And another shot!!! Stevo...what the hell...Dark's got the trashbag! Dark has that heavy trashbag---AND SHE JUST HIT STEVO WITH IT!!!!

KT: HAHAHAHA!

VJ: That garbage exploding all over the back of Stevo...

KT: And I love it!!!! Darkest Desires...she's great, Johnson!

VJ: Stevo trying to get out of dodge...

KT: Tell it like it is, Vinnie! He's running!

VJ: Psyko Stevo trying to create some distance between himself and Dark! Desires is hot on his tail with that whip!!! It looks like...it looks like they're headed out here, Kevin! They're headed out to ringside...YES!

(The camera cuts out to ringside, where the crowd cheers as Stevo runs out onto the stage)

KT: What a lowlife coward!

VJ: Stevo...headed down to the ringside! Stevo...he was just getting wailed upon by Darkest Desires--what's he doing, Kevin?

KT: It...it looks like he's trying to hide..

VJ: Oh wait a minute. Stevo waiting next to the entrance....waiting for Darkest Desires...it's a setup! Psyko Stevo's setting up Dark! He's sett-------OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

(***CRASH*** The crowd cheers wildly and chants "Holy sh*t, holy sh*t, holy sh*t")

KT: MY GOD, VINCE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!

VJ: Darkest Desires...A DROPKICK THROUGH THAT SCREEN SENT STEVO OFF THE STAGE...AND ALLLLLLLLL THE WAY DOWN THROUGH THAT TABLE!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE WE SAW THAT!!!

KT: My God, Johnson, do you know how much that screen costs?!?!

VJ: The FNS set has been practically destroyed!!! Psyko Stevo has been practically destroyed! And watch Dark...Dark on the edge of that stage...

KT: She wouldn't! She wouldn't...

VJ: She...Darkest Desi---OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! MOONSAULT OFF THE STAGE!!! MOONSAULT OFF THE STAGE...10 FEET DOWN ONTO THE X-TREME CHAMPION!!!! Referee Peterson is WAY outta position...1...2...NO!!!! Stevo able to get the shoulder up!!!

KT: Shoulder up my pinky toe! That was a 3!

VJ: Psyko Stevo...oh he is out of it! I'm not sure, but he may have gone headfirst through that table...and Dark's got a fire extinguisher!

KT: What's she gonna do with that...

VJ: OHHHHH! She just clocked him in the back of the head with it!!! That could do it! There's the cover...1...2...NO!!! Stevo won't stay down!!! Psyko Stevo...

KT: I'll give credit where credit is due. He's one tough cookie!

VJ: Ok Wally. Dark now...trying to bring Stevo back to his feet...he's just...he just dead weight, Kevin---OH!!!!!! Hard chop to the chest of Stevo!!!! AND ANOTHER!!!!

KT: When Dark gets through with him, his body's gonna look like a burnt prune, that's how bad she's beating him!

VJ: Desires lighting up Stevo's chest with those chops...and she's got him by the hair! Dark has Stevo...AND SHE JUST LAUNCHED HIM OVER THE BARRICADE!!!! Stevo goes flying into the crowd...and now business is gonna pick up!

KT: If she isn't being mercilessly raped by that cad T Money, I'm sure Tina is smiling.

VJ: Oh really, was that necessary?

KT: As a broadcast journalist, I'm obligated to tell the truth, no matter how bad it may be! Maybe you oughta learn by my example!

VJ: Stevo...crawling through this capacity crowd on his hands and knees...I don't think he knows where he is!

KT: He's hoping Dark doesn't know where he is...but she found him, though!

VJ: Wai--OOOOOOOH!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK!!!!!! STEVO...my God, what a beating! And now Dark's got a beer bottle! Dark...

KT: It's not polite to drink on the job!

VJ: I don't think she's gonna drink it! Psyko Stevo...getting back to his fee---DAMN!!!!! DAMN!!!! THAT BOTTLE JUST SHATTERED OVER THE HEAD OF THE CHAMPION!!!!!

KT: Oh my God, he's dead!!!

VJ: For once you may be right! Dark with the cover...2...NO!!!! Stevo able to kickout once again! And Dark can't believe it!

KT: Forget about the count, Dark! Just concentrate on destroying Psyko Stevo...not just for Tina...but for women everywhere!

VJ: You are so full of sh*t it's unbelievable! Irish whip by Dark...reversal by Stevo sends her hard into the guardrail!!!!!!!! Darkest Desires...her back just exploded off the steel! And watch Stevo...Stevo charges in...spinning heel kick---MISSES...OH!!! Stevo over the barricade and crashes hip-first into the steel stairs!!! Stevo...he just can't buy a break in this match.

KT: Now that's not true. I'm sure he's had several broken bones in this...

VJ: Wait a damn minute! IT'S ANGELFIRE!!! ANGELFIRE IS BACK!!!!

KT: Oh yes, Johnson! Vengeance is theirs!!! Vengeance is theirs!!!

VJ: Son of a...LOOK AT THIS NOW!!! THE SUPERSTARS ALL OVER STEVO!!!!! The World Class Superstars...Firestorm watching on from the stage!!!! Psyko Stevo is being assassinated by Angelfire, damn it!!

KT: Oh wait a minute, Johnson! You seem to be forgetting that Stevo's holding their leader hosta---WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING?!?!

VJ: DARK'S GOT KERRBOSKI!!! DARKEST DESIRES...SHE'S ON THE BACK OF KERRBOSKI...

KT: What is she doing?! They're helping her---

VJ: NO!!!!!!! Kerrboski just rammed her back into the rinpost!!! Son of a...Dark is hurt, damn it!

KT: Serves her right! The little ingrate!

VJ: Dark didn't want the win this way! Dark wanted to do it fair and square, but now these damn...dirty Angelfire assholes are all over Stevo! They're trying to take Psyko Stevo apart...oh no! The Game's got him setup! The Game's got Stevo set---

KT: WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?

VJ: What the...OHHHH!!!! THAT'S MARKUS KATASTROPHIK!!!!!! MARKUS...HE JUST BLASTED KERRBOSKI WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!! KERRBOSKI IS DOWN...AND MARKUS IS TEARING INTO ANGELFIRE!!!

KT: Who the hell does he think he is?!!!

VJ: Markus and the Game! Markus...DJP catches a right hand---DAMN IT! FIRESTORM FROM BEHIND!!!!!! Forearm to the back of the head...and down goes Markus!!!

KT: Yeah...that...who the hell is he, anyway!

VJ: Markus Katastrophik coming to the aid of Desires and Stevo...and he just paid for it at the hands of the Commish! And look at this, now! Psyko Stevo's in the ring!! Firestorm...Firestorm headed in there after him!

KT: This is gonna be great!

VJ: Firestorm...damn it, Stevo! Look out---Stevo ducks the big boot! Firestorm...boot to the midsection...DDT ON FIRESTORM!!! DDT ON FIRESTORM...DESIRES WITH A SPLASH ON STEVO!!!!! OUTTA NOWHERE...THE COVER..2...NO!!!!! Almost 3!!!! Almost!!!

KT: How dare he put his hands on the Commish like that?!

VJ: Psyko Stevo basically fighting for his life out here...and watch Dark! She's measuring him for what could be a Dark Combination...

KT: HAHA!! This one could still be good, yet!

VJ: Dark...OH!! The foot is caught...Stevo saw it coming...INSIDE CRADLE ON DESIRES!!! INSIDE...2...3!!!! HE GOT HER!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL NFWA X-Treme Champion: Psyko Stevo!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT!!!!

VJ: Psyko Stevo...he managed to escape this one by the skin of his teeth, Kevin! An inside cradle...

KT: Oh...I don't think he's escaped just yet, Johnson! Look!

VJ: Stevo...oh my! Angelfire has surrounded the ring! Psyko Stevo...he's surrounded! Stevo is surround...

KT: Hey!!!

VJ: IT'S LIGHTNING!!!! LIGHTNING OUT HERE WITH A CHAIR...AND NOW YES!!!! THE ODDS HAVE BEEN EVENED, KEVIN!

KT: What is he doing...he's got a match up next!

VJ: Lightning...he was attacked earlier on by Angelfire, and he's not gonna let it happen again! Lightning...coming to the aid...

T Money: (Over the PA) HEY!!!! HEY!!!! CHECK THIS OUT!

(Suddenly, the Panthertron lights up, showing T Money on the edge of the roof with Tina)

KT: Oh my God! NO!!! NO!!!

VJ: Oh my goodness, folks! T Money has Tina...they're on the roof! T Money and Tina are on the...fans...we've gotta take a break! Don't go away!!!

(When the break ends, T Money is still on the roof with Tina)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...we're back, and T Money's threatening to throw Tina off the damn roof!

KT: This is ridiculous! She gave you what you want, T!!! Let her go!!!

Tina: (Crying) Please...T please...

T Money: Look at you! Crying like a lil girl when last week you was all bad! Talking how you the Superwoman and sh*t! Well how about you teach us how to fly?! (Shoves her towards the ledge)

Tina: (Screaming) NOOO!! STOP...

T Money: Stop?!

Tina: Don't...don't!!

T Money: See...why should I stop? You didn't stop when you came in the ring and made me and Stevo lose at Game Time...

Tina: I SAID I'M SORRY, DAMN IT!!!!

T Money: Oh! It's too late for that, sweetheart! (Starts to tilt Tina over the ledge)

Alyssa Sanders: (Runs out onto the roof) WAIT!!! T...WAIT!!! STOP IT!!!!

VJ: What the hell...

KT: That's Deadly Candy...what's she doing up there?!

Alyssa: Please, T!!! It's not worth it! She's not worth it!

T Money: What the f*ck you doing out here?!

Alyssa: T...you're gonna throw away your whole career over that bitch! Please...just put her down and come inside!!!

T Money: I don't wanna...

Alyssa: (Carefully walking towards him) T...they've called the police! They're already after you and Stevo! If you throw her off this roof, you'll go to jail for a long time! I don't wanna see that happen...you're too talented a wrestler to waste your life that way!!!

T Money: (Long silence)

Alyssa: Please, T?!

VJ: Deadly Candy trying to be the voice of reason...

KT: If there are any snipers out there watching this program, now is the time...

VJ: Wait! T Money...he's putting her down! T Money's letting Tina go!!!

Alyssa: Oh...(sighs) Thank you T! Thank you...

T Money: Yeah...(to Tina) Don't f*ck with us again! Next time, I won't be so damn nice! (turns to leave)

VJ: Thank God...this situation is ov---WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!

KT: What the...

VJ: ALYSSA WITH A LOW BLOW ON T MONEY!!! ALYSSA JUST LOW BLOWED...Kevin!!! Tell me she didn't just do that!!!

KT: Alyssa Sanders taking the law into her own hands...

VJ: THAT'S SEWASIDE, DAMN IT!!!! HE JUST HIT T MONEY IN THE HEAD WITH A 2X4!!!!! T Money...

KT: Where did he come from?!

VJ: T Money is out of it on the roof...oh wait a second! Sewaside's got him by the hair...oh no!! Wait a minute...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST THREW T MONEY OFF THE DAMN ROOF!!!!!!! MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

****Commercial****

***During the Break***

VJ: We're back and this was the scene during the break! Tina, Sewaside...and "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders hopping leaving the scene of the crime! Hopping into that running limo...and just tearing off...(sighs) I can't believe what we've just seen! Apparently...we've got 2 new members of Angelfire...and T Money...my God!

(***LIVE ACTION***The scene cuts out to the parking lot, where Psyko Stevo and EMT's are loading T Money onto a stretcher)

VJ: And now back to live action...there you see T Money...I can't believe that just happened...the man may have been killed by that damn Sewaside!

KT: Hey, who was the genius that took it to the roof?!

VJ: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! He had no right tossing T Money...he's a human being, damn it!

KT: And Tina's not?

VJ: SHE'S THE SPAWN OF SATAN HERSELF!!! THE NO GOOD WITCH!

KT: Well you can bad mouth Tina all ya want, but remember the videos they sent in...of them feeding her dog food...remember how they laughed when they had Tina on that overpass?! Well who's laughing now?!

VJ: Sick!

(Psyko Stevo climbs into the ambulance with T Money, the doors slam shut and the sirens come on. The ambulance tears out of the parking lot and down the street as the camera cuts back to ringside for the Main Event)

Tag Team Titles: Ice Storm (Champions) Vs The World Class Superstars

(The Olympic Theme hits the PA system and bright gold sparks shower down from the rafters. Golden spotlights swarm the arena, and the crowd boos wildly as the World Class Superstars walk out onto the stage accompanied by Firestorm. They have sick smiles on their faces as they walk down the entrance ramp towards the ring. They climb up the ring stairs, step into the ring and pose on opposite turnbuckles as Firestorm walks around the ring with a big smile on his face. They hop down, the music dies down and "My Hero" hits the PA system. 2 red pyros go off on stage, red, yellow and green spotlights shine over the stage, and the crowd cheers as Ice Cube walks out onto the ramp, the Universal Title dangling from 1 hand and the Tag Title dangling from the other. When he gets to ringside, he tries to climb into the ring, but stops when Firestorm tries to kick him. He backs up onto the ramp, his music dies down and 2 lightning bolts criss cross on stage. "Eye of the Storm" hits the PA system and the crowd cheers wildly as Lightning walks out from the locker room, his World Title around his waist and the Tag Team dangling from his right hand. He meets Ice Cube on the ramp, they give each other a nod, then rush the ring as referee Jim Jonathan calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!

VJ: OH!!! Lightning and Ice Cube hit the ring and this match is underway!!! Lightning and DJP!!! Kerrboski and Ice Cube!!!! Firestorm is in the ring!!!!

KT: That was a blatant attack before the be--NO!!!

VJ: LIGHTNING!!! RIGHT HAND JUST DECKED FIRESTORM!!!

KT: How dare he...DAMN IT!!!

VJ: AND ICE CUBE NAILS LITTLE BROTHER WITH 1 OF HIS OWN!!!!

KT: Vince, this has gone WAY beyond disrespect! This is abuse!

VJ: Referee Jonathan trying to get Firestorm outta there...wait a minute...double Irish whip---OH MY!!!!!!!!!!!! KERRBOSKI AND DJP GO CRASHING RIGHT INTO FIRESTORM!!!!

KT: Damn it!

VJ: IT'S A FIRESTORM SANDWICH, so to speak! And now look at Firestorm! He's out of it...and here comes Lightning...BIG CLOTHESLINE SENDS HIM UP, OVER AND TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD, KEVIN!!!!!

KT: Yeah...the same idiots that advocate violence against Women!

VJ: Kerrboski and DJP out to the floor, and it looks like they're gonna talk things over. Fans...in the meantime, I just wanna let everyone know that the second we get word on the condition of T Money, we will let you know. (Brief pause) I still...I can't believe what happened out here!

KT: Hey, he's got no one to blame but himself...and maybe Stevo! Heck...if he really wanted to stretch it...he could even trace blame back to Kid Money for losing to him last summer, giving T Money the...

VJ: Will you shut up?! There's no one to blame here but Tina, Sewaside and Alyssa Sanders...I still can't believe that! Kerrboski back into the ring now...and he looks hot about something.

KT: I think he's offended by the humorousness of Ice Cube's silver hair---OH!

VJ: OH! Kerrboski just slapped Ice Cube across the face---AND GOT A RIGHT HAND FOR HIS TROUBLES!!! And another one! Irish whip by Cube...Kerrboski off the ropes AND GETS DRILLED WITH A POWERSLAM!!! The cover...2...OH NO!!! DJP HIT KERRBOSKI!!!

KT: No!

VJ: He tried to break up the pin and caught the wrong man! Ice Cube measures him...BIG CLOTHESLINE sends him over the top!!!! And watch Kerrboski...Kerrboski trying to get back to his feet...

KT: Wrong corner...OH!

VJ: He walks right into a huge right hand from Lightning...ICE CUBE with an inverted atomic drop!! And now...there's the tag to Lightning! This crowd is on its feet for the Champion!

KT: Yeah! Figures they'd cheer for an illegal double team move!

VJ: Ice Cube holding Kerrboski...and Lightning buries the boot into the midsection! Tonight has been a roller coaster night for Angelfire as Lightning starts opening up on Kerrboski...oh! Thumb to the eyes of Lightning stops that offense. Irish whip sends Lightning into the rope---LIGHTNING FIRES OFF WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!

KT: How many clothesline are we gonna see in this match?!

VJ: THERE'S ANOTHER ONE! And Kerrboski goes down again! Lightning off the ropes...Kerrboski trying to get back to his feet...LOU THESZ PRESS!!!! LIGHTNING...RIGHT HANDS!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! FIST AND FIRE BY THE CHAMPION!!!! Lightning now...he's got Kerrboski by the hair--KNEE LIFT right to the gut!!! And another one...KERRBOSKI headfirst into the Ice Storm buckle, and now there's the tag to Ice Cube!!! Ice Cube into the ring now...boot to the midsection! And a hard right hand...and another!

KT: Is it just me, or does Ice Cube not know what to do in there?

VJ: Shut up! Oh! Uppercut to the throat by Kerrboski, Ice Cube fires off with an overhand right!!! There's an Irish whip...reversal by Kerrboski...OOOOH!!!! ICE CUBE GOES CRASHING INTO THE BUCKLE! STERNUM 1ST...KERRBOSKI REBOUNDS WITH A NECKBREAKER!!!!!!! The Universal Champion is down, and he could be out, folks! He could be...there's a cover! 2...NO! Ice Cube out after 2!

KT: How did he kick outta that!

VJ: Sheer instinct! That was an unbelievable neckbreaker, and there's the tag to DJP!

KT: And now, Vince...now we're getting ready to see the true power of Angelfire---YOU IDIOT!

VJ: OH!!! DJP WENT FOR THE ASAI MOONSAULT, BUT ICE CUBE GOT THE KNEES UP!!!! ICE CUBE GOT THE KNEES UP!!

KT: C'mon, DJP! Don't let us...I mean Angelfire down!

VJ: Ice Cube back to his feet...boot to the midsection...AND HE SPIKES HIM WITH A DDT!!!! Similar to what happened earlier on with Firestorm! The leg is hooked...1...2...NO! DJP out after 2...but it wouldn't have surprised me if he scored a 3 there!

KT: That's because you're a pessemist, Johnson! You should spend more time looking at the glass as half full, instead of looking at it as half---OH!

VJ: OH MY!!!! BASEBALL SLIDE BY ICE CUBE JUST CAUGHT FIRESTORM RIGHT IN THE FACE!!! AND NOW LOOK AT CUBE GO TO WORK!!! HAMMERING AWAY ON FIRESTORM...

KT: That's the Commissioner!!!

VJ: AND HE JUST GOT KNOCKED RIGHT ON HIS ASS WITH A BIG RIGHT HAND---DJP OVER THE TOP WITH A PLANCHA!!!!!!!!!!! Ice Cube got nailed...

KT: And that's what happens when you disrespect authority!!! Ya get "whooped"...as the kids say!

VJ: Lightning trying to help out...referee Jonathan trying to keep him in the buck---hey ref!!!!! REF...DJP and Kerrboski!!! Going to work on Ice Cube on the outside...REF!!! TURN AROUND!!! TURN---OH!!!!! ICE CUBE GOES CRASHING HARD INTO THE RINGPOST!!!!!!! Damn it, ref!! Turn around!

KT: In a minute, Johnson! Can't you see that he's trying to inform Lightning of the joys of brushing?!

VJ: Ice Cube being mugged out on the floor! Fans, we've gotta take a break! If anything happens, our tapes are rolling! We'll show it to you on the other side! STAY WITH US!!!!

****Commercial****

(When the break ends, Lightning is in the ring trying to help out Ice Cube, who is being choked out in the corner, but referee Jonathan is trying to hold him back)

VJ: Fans, we're back on the Slam, and we've taken our last commercial break!

KT: And this may be Ice Storm's last match as Tag Team Champions! Look at this!

VJ: DJP and Kerrboski choking out--AND LOOK AT FIRESTORM!! GETTING HIS LICKS IN AS WELL!

KT: You'd think Cube was a lollypop the way you talk, Vince!

VJ: Lightning..C'MON! Get outta there! Doesn't he realize he's doing more harm than good?

KT: Of course not, Johnson. Lightning is what we down in Kansas like to call "a damn fool"! He's a bafoon!

VJ: Finally Lightning out of the ring...OH! Arrogant cover by Kerrboski...

KT: He might get him here!

VJ: The count...2...OOOOH!!! ICE CUBE COUNTERS...INTO A PINNING COMBINATION...1...2...DJP BREAKS IT UP!!! That woulda been all!

KT: BUT IT WASN'T...and that's all that matters!

VJ: Oh my, and look at Kerrboski! Choking the life outta Ice Cube! Trying to strangle the Universal Champion...and these fans don't like it one bit!

KT: Ya know something Johnson...how funny is it that Stevo and T Money went out of their way to trick Tina into signing that big match for Breakin' The Rulz...Ice Storm/Blood Hounds for all the gold...and not only has T Money had his career practically ended tonight...but Ice Storm may not have the Tag Titles either! Wouldn't that be just peachy?!

VJ: I'm sure you'd love that!

KT: That's why I said it'd be peachy! Gosh, Vinnie, try to keep up to speed!

VJ: Ice Cube backed into the buckle as Lightning looks on! He wants in in the worst way...OH! Kerrboski drives the shoulder into the gut...and again!!! And again!!! And now Kerrboski...what's this...he's got the atten---DJP CHOKING CUBE BEHIND THE BACK OF THE OFFICIAL!! C'MON, DAMN IT...

KT: I didn't see that!

VJ: The son of a bitch...finally releasing...and Lightning...my God, he wants that tag so bad he can taste it! And watch Kerrboski now...oh! He said "This one's for you, DJP"!

KT: What?! They're best friends!

VJ: Kerrboski charges in---OOOOH!!! HE MOVED!!! ICE CUBE MOVED, AND KERRBOSKI HIT SHOULDER FIRST OFF THE POST!!!

KT: Oh my God...are you ok Kerrboski?!

VJ: Kerrboski...he may have just knocked his shoulder out of the socket and watch Ice Cube...Ice Cube waiting on him---THERE IT IS!!!! LETHAL INJECTION!!! LETHAL INJECTION IS LOCKED IN...DJP IN THERE TO TRY AND BREAK THIS HOLD!!! ICE CUBE'S GOT IT!!! KERRBOSKI'S WRITHING IN PAIN...

KT: Pull harder, DJP! Pull harder...YES!!

VJ: Aww...rake at the face and DJP finally able to break the hold!

KT: Well what does it matter? You and I both know he'd never tap!

VJ: Earlier tonight he was tapping like drunk man!

KT: What does that mean?! "Tapping like a drunk man"?!

VJ: It means Kerrboski was done if not for DJP! And look at this now! DJP back to the apron...Kerrboski trying to get back to his feet...Ice Cube catches him with a hard right to the jaw!!!! Ice Cube...Kerrboski fires back with 1 of his own!!! Ice Cube...Kerrboski...slugging it out in the center of the ring...neither man wants to budge! Neither man---LOOOOW BLOW BY CUBE!!!

KT: AH! DQ!!! DQ!!!

VJ: Ice Cube with a desperation move, and DOWN GOES KERRBOSKI!!!!

KT: Damn it, Johnson! That's a DQ and you know it is!

VJ: Lightning trying to rally this crowd behind Ice Cube...and listen to this, Kevin! This building is shaking! These fans want Ice Cube to get to his corner to make the tag! Can he do it, Kevin! Can he..

KT: No!

VJ: Can he...

KT: Do something, DJP---NOOOOO!

VJ: HERE...COMES...LIGHTNING!!! LIGHTNING...CLOTHESLINE!!! DOWN GOES KERRBOSKI!!!! Another one sends him to the canvas once again! Watch DJP now...DJP hits the ring---AND GETS A BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP FOR HIS TROUBLES!!! Lightning has Kerrboski now...Irish whip...Kerrboski ducks the clothesline...off the ropes...Lightning catches him...OH!!! STUN GUN!!!!! KERRBOSKI JUST HIT WITH THE STUN GUN! AND WATCH LIGHTNING...OFF THE ROPES AND DRIVES THE ELBOW RIGHT INTO THE SIDE OF THE HEAD!!! The leg is hooked...2...NOOOO!!! DJP breaks up the fall!

KT: That DJP! What a team player...OH!

VJ: AND HE JUST GOT SPEARED OUT OF HIS TEAM BOOTS BY ICE CUBE!!! And look at the Universal Champion go!! Right hands!!! Rapid fire rights and lefts...Firestorm's on the apron!!! Firestorm's on the apron---LIGHTNING WITH A RIGHT HAND...AND HE GOES DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!!

KT: Damn it...you just wait til this match is over, Vinnie! He's gonna fine them so bad...

VJ: Oh! Kerrboski misses with a clothesline...Lightning from behi---LIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!

VJ: This thing is over!!!! Lightning with the cover...1...2...3...TURN AROUND, REF!!! HE'S GOT THE MATCH WON!!!

KT: No he doesn't! He can kickout whenever he wants to!

VJ: Referee Jonathan is busy trying to separate Ice Cube and DJP...he doesn't see the cover...damn it, they've got the match won...and now watch Firestorm!!! Firestorm headed to the top rope...

KT: Hey...now I respect the Commish, but I know not even he's stupid enough to try this!

VJ: Firestorm...that 7 foot monster is on the top rope...ref!!! HEY REF...WOULD YOU TURN...OOOOOH!!!!!!!!

KT: NO! NO! NO!!!

VJ: LIGHTNING SAW HIM COMING!!! Right hand to the gut, and Firestorm with a tender landing on the top!

KT: What the hell is this?! Some kinda new age alternative to abortion...oh now what?!

VJ: Lightning headed up top!! LIghtning...Firestorm...

KT: Oh no! He can't do this! He can't do this!

VJ: But he is! Lightning...HE'S GOT FIRESTORM UP ON THE TOP!!!

KT: HE'S THE COMMISH FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU NO GOOD DEMON!!!!!!

VJ: LIGHTNING ROD ON FIRESTORM!!!!! LIGHTNING ROD ON FIRESTORM!!! THE COMMISH HAS BEEN SPIKED!!!!!

KT: What a thug!!!!

VJ: Firestorm is down!! DJP and Ice Cube going at it over here by us...he wait a second! Kerrboski...Kerrboski's got a chair!

KT: Vince, clean your glasses. That's his inhaler! He's obviously having some sort of athsm--

VJ: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!!!! Kerrboski's in the ring with a damn chair! Lightning doesn't see him!! Oh no...LOOK OU...WAIT A MINUTE!!!

KT: What the hell?!?!

VJ: ANGLE!!!! KURT ANGLE JUST SNATCHED THAT CHAIR AWAY FROM KERRBOSKI!!!!

KT: What the hell is he...HE DOESN'T WORK HERE!!!

VJ: Angle and Kerrboski exchanging words---OOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: ANGLE HIT LIGHTNING!!!!!! ANGLE...MY GOD, DID HE DO THAT ON PURPOSE?!?!

KT: Um...I dunno! Did he?!

VJ: Angle...it looked like he was aiming for Kerrboski, but caught Lightning instead...and we've got security out here for Angle!!! They're trying to get Kurt Angle out...NO!!! DAMN IT NO! NOT LIKE THIS!!! KERRBOSKI WITH THE COVER...1....2....3!!!!!!!! DAMN IT NO!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ****Cue The Olympic Theme

Announcer: Here are your winners, and NEW NFWA Tag Team Champions: The World Class Superstars!!!!

KT: YES!!!! YES!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE, VINCE JOHNSON?!

VJ; THE SON OF A...ANGLE JUST COST...

KT: No, no, no! Kurt Angle, under the direction of the diabolical Lightning hit the ring with hopes of screwing the World Class Superstars out of the titles...but it backfired!!! Just proof positive that you can't keep a good team down!!!

VJ: Look at the Superstars...Firestorm and Superstars getting outta Providence with the gold...I can't believe...Angle being dragged out of the arena here...what's the deal, Kevin?! Is Angle...is he in cahoots with Angelfire?!?!!

(As Ice Cube argues with the referee in the ring, the camera focuses on the stage, where Kerrboski, DJP and Firestorm pose with the Tag Titles up on the stage, 2 figures move out from the locker room)

KT: There you see it, Johnson! The NEW NFWA...WHO THE HELL?!?!

VJ: OOOOOOH!!! IT'S KILLA!!! IT'S RODNEY...THE ELITES ARE HERE IN PROVIDENCE!!!

KT: Hey wait a second...wait...LOOK OUT!!!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! THE ELITES!!!! KILLA AND RODNEY...TEARING INTO THE SUPERSTARS!! TEARING INTO THE TAG TEAM CHAMP---FLOWING DDT ON DJP!!!!!!!!! DJP's head just bounced off the steel...

KT: This isn't happening!!!

VJ: Clothesline by Killa and down goes Firestorm!!! The Elites...

KT: Where did they come from...NO!!!

VJ: Oh my...Killa's got Kerrboski up on the stage...Killa...

KT: No!! No!!!

VJ: Killa's got Kerrboski setup!!!

KT: SECURITY!!!!!

VJ: THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET...

KT: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

VJ: THE MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE STAGE!!! ON KERRBOSKI!!!! THE ELITES ARE BACK!!!!!!!!

(The "Murda Murda Murda Kill Kill Kill Anthem" hits the PA system as the crowd cheers wildly. Chants of "Welcome back, welcome back" echo throughout the arena as the screen fades to black.)