3/2/01-Live from Little Rock, AK in the Altel Arena!
(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and fades away. The camera cuts backstage to the hallway where we see Krazed, Nash, Hall and Scott Steiner of the nWo walking back to their locker room. Krazed is wearing the Lightning Bolt Title Belt around his waist)
Krazed: Aww man, did you see the look on Killa's face when I nailed him with the Supernova at the PPV???!
Nash: Yeah! He was lying on the mat with that stupid looking look on his face! What a damn idiot! Hey Scott, how you doing? That fall you took Saturday Night looked pretty bad.
Steiner: Oh, I'm doing fine. It takes more than a 40ft drop to take Big Poppa down. But let me say this, that piece of sh*t Lightning and I had better not cross paths here tonight, cuz if we do, I'm gonna make what he did at the PPV look 10 times worse!!!
Hall: Hey yo! Don't even worry bout that! Lightning lost the match, and now our boy Krazed is new World Heavyweight Champ!
Krazed: Yeah…but the NFWA is trying to deny me my glory once again. Now, even though I beat Lightning for the belt, they're running around trying to say that Squirrel is the Champion. Whatever. I got the belt, I'm the champ, and maybe tonight we need to pay a little visit to our buddy Alvin, huh?
Nash: Alvin?
Krazed: Yeah, from the Chipmunks.
Nash: Al…OH! ALVIN!!!!! I gotcha, Dave!
Krazed: Dave???!
(They walk up to their dressing room door where "REVENGE" is spraypainted. The men run inside as the FNS Video plays on the screen. The camera opens up to the live crowd in the Altel cheering and holding up signs as pyro goes off in the ring and by the FNS set. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "Lightning got Robbed", "NW-NO!!", "Eat More Beef" and "Bring back THE MAN". The camera cuts to the commentary table with Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave)
VJ: We are live from the Altel Arena…Little Rock, AK!!!! Welcome to the Mothership…welcome to the Friday Night SLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
DD: (Slaps Vince in the head) Next time you do that I'll bust a cap in your ass, BITCH!
VJ: Sorry. It's just that tonight is gonna be big! Fresh off of the most controversial PPV in wrestling history, as the brand new NFWA Champion, Squirrel makes a title defense against former TV Champion, Big Foot.
DD: Yeah, Lightning hasn't lost the belt 7 days ago and his cousin is already trying to steal his spotlight!
VJ: That's not what he's doing! Stop that!
DD: Hey, you don't even have to worry about it, cuz Squirrel beat Lightning ALL BY HIMSELF, you know he can beat Big Foot with both hands behind his back!
VJ: I think Big Foot may take offense to that. Also ladies and gentlemen, the Women's Title is on the line as is the X-Treme Title as Blade and Rage take on Melting Flame in a Hell in a Cell match (the most OVERUSED match in the NFWA Today), the 1st steps of the Toughman Tourney begin with a 10 man battle royal!!!! Let's get this sh*t started!!!!!!!!
DD: (Slaps him in the head) And watch your mouth, bitch!
Women's Title: Diamond (Champion) Vs J-Lo
("Love Don't Cost a Thing" hits the PA system. J-Lo walks down to the ring and slides in. Black DIamond hits the pa system.DIamond comes out wearing a black mini skirt and a black tank top. Her long blonde hair is pulled back into a braid)
DD: Man J-Lo is lookin fine tonight!!
VJ: Oh would you please just get on the match? DIamond walks up to J-Lo.. and shakes her hand... but she dosn't let go... OH MAN! She just rocked J-Lo with a clothesline!
DD: J-Lo! Are you ok!!
VJ: Diamond is in control of this one.. she runs J-Lo off the ropes.. Lou Thez press look at Diamond with those huge rights to the face of J-Lo!!
DD: She's not punching her! She's slapping!!!
VJ: Same differance!
DD: What?
VJ: Nothing! Diamond picks J-Lo up.. she grabs her by the hair.. OH! She just tossed J-Lo to the outside right on her behind!!
DD: Dosn't she have that insured?
VJ: I don't think so.. but Diamond dosn't care! She climbs to the top rope.. missile dropkick on J-Lo!!! What a move! Now Diamond slides J-Lo back into the ring.. she sends her off the ropes again.. J-Lo ducks a clothesline.. and connects with a flying elbow! She mounts Diamond and grabs her by the hair.. she's bashing her head off the mat!! Now she's slapping her across the face! Tell ya what... this J-Lo isn't kidding around!!
DD: And I'm not kidding around when I say I wanna see J-Lo's--
VJ: AND NOW J-Lo is on the attack... she just shoved Diamond in the corner.. she sets her up on the top rope... Hurricanranna!!!! What a move by J-Lo! She goes for the cover...1....2..kick out by Diamond. She just went for the cover too early on the champ. J-Lo still in control.. drops an elbow on Diamond.... she follows through with more slaps to Diamond's face! She pulls her to her feet.....::SSMMMMMACK:: GOOD GOD! Did you see that slap by J-Lo! It knocked the womens champ for a loop!! Now she's stompin a way....
DD: Let's go J-Lo! You can beat the GX scum!!
VJ: Diamond just got knocked off her feet with a huge slap! They are both up again.. J-Lo goes for another slap... blocked! Diamond delivers with a slap of her own! J-Lo retaliates by grabbing her hair and she keeps slapping.. Diamond smacks her away.... looks like its a blown out...
DD: CAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: EXACTLY! Diamond with a double leg take down.. she is on J-Lo and smackin away... J-Lo rolls on top.. and is beating her head off the mat! She really likes that move dosn't she?
DD: She can beat my head all she want....
VJ: WHAT? You sickening....OH MY GOD! Diamond just launched J-Lo off her with her feet, out of the ring!! Man! J-Lo is down.. Diamond is taking some time to catch her breathe in the ring. Now J-Lo is up... she runs in the ring, arm drag by Diamond. J-Lo is up.. arm drag again! She gets back up.. arm drag AGAIN! J-Lo gets up.. weaker now.. and runs at her.. spear on Diamond! J-Lo is really impressive in this match! J-Lo with a series of rights.. not slaps this time! Diamond is up.. J-Lo shoves her in the corner.. but Diamond grabs her ankles and.... slingshot right into the turnbuckle! J-lo's head smashed off the turnbuckle!
DD: This really is a cat fight! Come on J-Lo... beat her ass!!!
VJ: J-Lo is dazed after that shot... she turns around... DIAMOND DROP!!!!! Diamond goes for the cover....1.....2....3!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
Announcer: Here is you winner and still NFWA Women's Champion... Diamond!!!
VJ: A well fought victory for our women's champ. But wait.. J-Lo is up... she has Diamond's belt.. she nails her in the back of the head with it! J-Lo just laid out the champ! Why would she do that?
DD: Frisky little thing isn't she!
VJ: Huh? Diamond rolls out of the ring to regain her composure.... and slides back in.. she spins J-Lo around and.....another Diamond Drop! Diamond raises her belt high up in the air.. listen to these fans.. they are goin nuts!
DD: They are idiots... they don't know any better!
(Cameras cut out to the parking lot where we Panther sitting in a steel folding chair. His face is bandaged from Firestorm's attack at Game Time, and he looks very angry. A pink and white Porsche pulls up and Tina hops out. She has a concerned look on her face as she walks over to him)
Tina: Panther…
Panther: (Distracted by her hair, which is dyed pink for some reason) What the hell…?
Tina: Look…I'm really worried right now…
Panther: So dying your hair pink keeps you from being worried?!
Tina: I happen to like my hair, asshole! I was talking about this thing with Chyna!
Panther: Well don't worry, cuz I'll take care of that tonight.
Tina: Whoa…what do you mean you'll take care of that?!
Panther: Exactly what I said.
Tina: Nah. See, the doctors told you no fighting until after your concussion is healed.
Panther: You really think I give a damn what they say?
Tina: Hey, you couldn't handle them when you were healthy last week, so now you're gonna come out and try to fight them with a concussion???! What, you wanna get put in a coma next?
Panther: Tina, get inside!
Tina: If I go…
Panther: (Getting in her face) Get inside!!!!!
Tina: Who the hell do you…
Panther: (Grabbing Tina by the throat) GET INSIDE!!!!!!!!!
(Panther shoves Tina back into the door. She gives him an angry/concerned look, picks up her bags and walks into the arena. Panther pulls out his cell phone and dials a number)
Panther: (On the phone) Hello…(pauses while the other guy speaks) yeah…good…just keep your eyes out, and don't be late!!!!!
(Panther hangs up the phone and goes back into the arena)
VJ: Panther is intense tonight, but where is Chyna???! What will Panther do when Anarchy and the Bronx Bad Boys arrive…
DD: Screw that! Who the hell was that on the phone????!
VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, don't go away!!!! We'll be back!!!!!
****Commercial for NFWA X-Tra: March 24, 2000****
(Camera cuts out to the parking lot where Sniper, the 9th Street Posse, Triple H, Shane McMahon and Rebecca are entering the building)
VJ: Well there's the Posse, and their 3 newest members. Can you believe what they did to Shawn Michaels at the PPV, especially Triple H and Rebecca!
DD: Hey that was great! Maybe now he'll keep his redneck ass in Texas where it belongs instead of in my face!
VJ: Why would his ass be in your face!
DD: (Stroking his gun) You're just begging for me to use this!
(Camera cuts to the rafters where we see a man in a black outfit)
VJ: Who the hell is that???!
DD: It's Sting!!!!!!!!
VJ: It is not!
Street Fight: Dangerous Alliance Vs Glacier and Iceberg
("You could be mine" by GNR starts up over the PA system and snow begins to fall from the rafters as Glacier and Iceberg walk out onto the stage. Blue and white lights begin to flash over the arena, pyro shoots up from the ringposts and the pair walks down the aisle to the ring. When they get to ringside, the climb into the ring, Glacier drops to 1 knee, Iceberg stands behind him and they lift their arms into the air, causing blue and white pyro to explode. The lights come back on and the music dies down. "X" by Xzibit plays over the PA system as Justin Credible and Lance Storm walk out onto the stage. Justin is carrying a trashcan full of weapons and Storm is pushing a shopping cart filled with groceries. They run down the ramp, Justin tosses the can into the ring and the pair runs in to attack the Natural Disasters)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Here we…OH!!!!!!!! Glacier with a big trashcan shot right to the head of Credible!!!!
DD: HAHA! Justin thought he was gonna take out the trash, but he just got canned!
VJ: This one is almost as unpredictable as the situation with Rick Bruiser from Game Time…something I'm not even gonna go into because frankly I still don't understand it.
DD: I think he quit but…what the hell was that?!
VJ: I don't know. Right now…Storm has an Apple Laptop computer…
DD: Do you know how much those things cost…OH!!!!!
VJ: Well all of that money just went crashing down onto the dome of Glacier!!!!!!!!! Glacier is down…the big man Iceberg goes for a clothesline and misses…Storm tries for a slam!!!!
DD: Idiot!!!! Now I KNOW he's from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!
VJ: What's that supposed to mean? Iceberg easily scoops up Storm and slams him hard to the mat! He hits off the ropes…he's looking for the big splash…NOBODY HOME!!!!!! Justin is back to his feet and so is Storm…
DD: It's CLUBBERIN' TIME!!!!! HAHAHA!!!
VJ: The DA is doing a number on Iceberg in the corner…they're beating him to a pulp!!!!! Oh! Glacier from behind catches Credible with a strong kick that sends him flying to the arena floor! Storm hammers Glacier from behind…low blow by Iceberg!!!!!!!
DD: Now the Natural Disasters are fixing to return the favor to the DA! Oh boy!!!
VJ: We've got a double team situation in the ring with Lance Storm! Iceberg is holding Storm for Glacier…MELTDOWN…OH NO!!!!!!
DD: You hit the wrong guy! You idiot! Look out!!!!!
VJ: Storm with a dropkick right to the face of Glacier sends him flying to the floor! There's the cover on Iceberg…1…2…OH MY!!!!! He kicked out! How in the hell did he do that???!!
DD: It's gotta be booze. I could use some of that right now.
VJ: Out on the floor Glacier is trying to get his wits back from that Lance Storm dropkick…watch Credible…GEEZ!!!! He just shoved that shopping cart right into the face of Glacier, sending his head crashing into the steel stairs!!!!! Glacier may have been busted wide open from that shot! And now Credible is looking for something in that shopping cart…Glacier has something…he's coming up behind Credible…OH NO!!!!! Oh…what is that???!
DD: It's the Deadly Tongs of Salad!!! That's almost as bad as rapid-fire low blows!!!
VJ: Credible…he's screaming in pain!!! That look on his face…it looks like his head is about to pop!
DD: That won't be the only thing that pops after that move…what the???!
VJ: Storm with a baseball slide sends Glacier crashing into the shopping cart!!! Glacier fires back by tossing a head of lettuce right into the face of Storm!!! Storm is trying to pick it up…he just got hit with a dozen eggs!!! Glacier…he's tossing anything in that cart!!!
DD: Watch Justin!!!!
VJ: Credible from behind…OH!!! He just nailed Glacier right in the head with a box of Lucky Charms!!!!!!
DD: (singing) They're magically delicious!
VJ: Thank you, Dave. He's assaulting Glacier with a box of cereal!!!!
DD: Wait, Vince…we can't have cereal without…
VJ: MILK!!!!!!!!!
DD: That's it! You got it!!!
VJ: And so did Glacier!!!! We've got a huge food fight on the arena floor…Iceberg is back up and he floors both members of the DA with a double clothesline! Iceberg is all over Justin now…vicious right hands right to the side of the head! He picks up Credible…he's carrying him like a baby…powerslam right on the steel ramp!!!! 1…2…broken up by Storm!!!
DD: I thought it was over, Vince! What's that??!
VJ: Lance Storm just reached into that shopping cart and pulled out a…frying pan! He comes…whoa!!!!!!! Oh my God he took his head off!!! Unbelievable shot by Storm sends the big man hard into the steel…Glacier charges and misses with a lariat…he catches a knife-edge!!!
DD: I can feel it in my bones, Vinny! The DA has this one won!!!!
VJ: Storm is firing off at the head of Glacier!!!! Glacier is trying to make an escape but Storm is all over him!!!
DD: Come on, Glacier! Do it for Prez Firestorm!!!!! Do it for the LOD!!!!
VJ: Glacier is out of it at the hands of Storm and he's headed up to the stage…Storm catches him from behind with a bulldog onto the steel, and now he's hammering down upon him with hard rights…and now he's banging his head against the steel!!!
DD: Vince, do something! He's gonna kill him!!!!
VJ: Storm picks up Glacier by the hair…OH MY!!!!! Right into the side of the Firetron goes Glacier…right hand by Storm sends Glacier staggering back…
DD: Look out, Glacier! You're getting close to the edge!!!
VJ: Storm is signaling to the crowd…here we go…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
DD: HAHAHAHA!!! Did you see that idiot???! That was great!!!
VJ: Storm tried for a crescent kick, Glacier ducked it and Storm's momentum sent him flying over the edge of the stage!!! He may have broken his leg!!!!
DD: Hopefully! I never liked Canada anyway!!!
VJ: I think you've made that clear, asshole!!! Here comes Credible now…he runs right into the Meltdown!!!!! Cover…referee Steph Jenkins for the count…1…2…3!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners, Glacier and Iceberg, the Natural Disasters!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Yet another impressive victory for the team of Glacier and Iceberg…
DD: Impressive my ass! They've destroyed Too Xtreme!!! The LOD has destroyed Too Xtreme!
VJ: I don't know about that.
DD: Yeah, that's only cuz you were born without a brain! It's obvious! Too Xtreme is done for! Rick Bruiser was so scared to fight Glacier alone that he quit the fed, and…look at that piece of trash Lance Storm! He's out on the floor hurt, may have a broken leg! That's it for him…that's it for Credible! That's all for Too Xtreme! Get the f*ck outta my fed, bitches!!!!!
VJ: Your fed???!!!
(Camera cuts back to the nWo locker room where the walls have are covered in black and red spraypaint. They're talking to the police)
DD: Oh my God!!! What kind of heathen would do that to the nWo's private locker room???!
VJ: Yeah, what kind of heathens are the nWo to cost Lightning the World Title and then steal the title belt!
DD: They didn't steal nothing!!!
VJ: Well don't go away, because coming up next, Jericho goes 1 on 1 with Scott Steiner!!!! Stay with us as FNS continues!!!!!!!!
****Commercial****
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DD: Why don't you come over here and look???
VJ: I'll…I'll pass.
(The sceen opens to the LoD locker room were all the members are sitting on leather recliners and leather Couches. Firestorm sits up from his seat and lifts up his beer.)
Firestorm: I would like to make a toast to the newest member of the Legion of Destruction, Insane!
(They all raise their beer's in a toast.)
Firestorm: And to the latest person to be kicked out of Legion of Destruction, Insane!
Insane: Ha Ha,good one!
(All of LoD gets up and tackles Inane, Insane is on the ground as all the guys get up, Firestorm has his boot over Insanes neck choking the life out of him.)
Firestorm: YOU PISSED ME OFF!
(Firestorm picks him up and throws him threw the coffie table. Scarlet KV picks him up and slashes him over and over in the stomache. Just then Chris Jericho walks in with three sledgehammers he hands one to Firestorm and one to Glaicer. Firestorm nails him right in the head causing blood to pour out of his head! Insane is knocked out but they continue to maul him they then bring him into the executive bathroom and give him a swirrly. Then then bash his head on the sink multiple times untill you can't tell that their used to be a face their. Firestorm picks him up and bigtimes him on the batherroom floor. Firestorm then picks him up and rubs his head all over the urnal wear the piss hits. He then tosses him out the windown and jumps out after him. Jericho, Glaicer, and Firestorm conitully bash him with sledg hammers untill scarlet KV comes and slices him up and down the face. They then tie him to a tree outside and kick him in the nuts repetitivly. They leave him there and walk away.)
DD: HAHA! Oh my God!!!!
VJ: That was absolutely despicable!!! I can't can't believe that son of a bitch!!
DD: Hey, 1 thing you don't do is you don't cross the boss!!!!
(Camera cuts out to the parking lot where we see a black limo pull up. The door opens and Shawn Michaels gets out carrying an axe)
DD: OH NO!!! What is that lunatic doing here????!
VJ: Shawn Michaels is here…what is he gonna do if he crosses the Posse???! Next up is going to be Scott Steiner vs. Chris Jericho! This will most definatly be a battle.. these guys hate each other!
DD: Steiner will kick his ass! And if he dosn't..i'll bust a cap in it!
VJ: Alright then...
Scott Steiner vs. Chris Jericho
(The nWo music hits. Scott Steiner walks down to the ring and flexes his muscles, and yells at the crowd. Then.. the PantherTron flashes on 5...4....3...2....1...BOOM! Jericho walks down to the ring. The bell sounds)
VJ: And this match is started! Steiner charges in with a clothesline, but Jericho counters with a drop toe hold that closelines Steiners neck off the bottom rope! Now Jericho is goin to work on Steiners midsection. Ohh! Steiner caught Jericho's foot...he's standing up now.. cradle suplex! What a counter by Steiner!
DD: Yea! Thats what I'm talkin about! Jericho dosn't stand a CHANCE against Big Poppa Pump!
VJ: Steiner now.. with those huge forearms the the back of Jericho. Jericho tries to get up... Steiner sends him down with another forearm shot! And again! ... and AGAIN! Now he stands on the top ropes. He's taunting Jericho! Jericho looks up at him.. and lunges for him! DOuble axe handle on Jericho by Steiner! Steiner is just so strong.. look at him! He has Y2J over his head in a Miltary Press!
DD: PUTTEM THROUGH THE MAT STEINER!!!
VJ: Steiner runs towards the ropes.. and dumps Jericho to the outside.. he hit the rail... I can't believe this!
DD: I can!
VJ: Steiner goes to the outside. HUGE haymaker by Steiner! And look at this Jericho is in the corner of the barricade.. and Steiner is kicking the crap out of him--
DD: Yea! Yea! Kickem while he's down!!
VJ: Finally, Steiner slides Jericho back into the ring, and follows him. Jericho crawls over to the other corner, but Steiner is right behind him... look at him.. stalkin him like prey... Jericho is up.. Steiner runs at him.. but Jericho gets a boot up! He caught Steiner right in the face with that boot!
DD: What luck. Right when Steiner is winning.. Jericho pulls that off!
VJ: Steiner is dazed.. LOW BLOW ON STEINER!
DD: C'mon ref! Didn't you see that!! Are you BLIND?
VJ: Jericho may have gotten away with one there.. but Jericho backs up off the ropes.. running bulldog on Steiner! Jericho is on fire! Look at him! He ran off the ropes, jumped over Steiner.. kept going.. LIONSAULT!!! 1...2...kick out !!! Jericho is stoping a mudhole in Steiner now!
DD: This sucks!
VJ: For you maybe.. but not for Jericho! Look now! He's going for the Walls of Jericho! Can Steiner fight it?? OH MAN! Steiner just completely overpowered Jericho and slammed him with his legs! I can't belive how strong Scott Steiner is!
DD: Well I CAN! But those powerful moves have got to be taking their toll on him.
VJ: Maybe so... Steiner is looking for the Steiner Recliner.. he hooks it! Jericho is screamin! He's got the ropes.. but Steiner won't let go!!! The ref threatens to disqualify him.. and he finally drops the hold.... he just shoved the ref! Jericho back up.. diving elbow! He pulls him up and is hammering away. Jericho may be able to turn this thing around.... powerbomb! Wait... he dosn't let go.. he pulls him up again! Powerbomb again!! Thats not the end of it! He pulls him up one more time.... running powerbomb! He just launched Steiner out of the ring with that one!!!! He's got to be hurt now. But Jericho is relentless! He just flew over the ropes and landed on Steiner!
DD: Oh come on already! Steiner.. you gonna let a punk like Jericho beat you!?
VJ: Jericho rolls him in the ring.. Steiner is up.. Jericho runs along the apron.. jumps to the top turnbuckle.. and springboards off.. missle dropkick!!! He's going for Walls of Jericho.... he's got it!!! Steiner is screaming in pain.. listen to him! He's gonna tap... he's gonna tap!
DD: LOOK!!!
VJ: What?
DD: LOOK!!!
VJ; At wha--IT'S TRIPLE H!!! Triple H is running down to the ring.. and he has a chair in his hand. Jericho dosn't see him....::BAM:: He just crackes Jericho over the head with that chair! Jericho got knocked to the outside! And now Steiner is getting up.. he just leveled Steiner!!! The ref is calling for the bell...
Announcer: And the result of this match is a draw!
DD: That ref better watch it...
VJ: Triple H just laid out the ref too!!! Jericho is back in... HHH with a boot to the midsection.. pedigree onto the chair! And now HHH just nailed Steiner with the chair.. what's gotten into him!!
("Sexy Boy" hits over the PA system and the crowd pops)
DD: Vince!! Don't tell me!!!
VJ: Triple H is in the ring with that chair…
DD: If that idiot comes out here, I won't be responsible for myself…
VJ: It's Michaels!!! It's Shawn Michaels!!!
DD: The idiots got an axe!!!! Run Vince!!!
VJ: Michaels is running down to the ring with an axe…he's trying to get at Triple H…
DD: Panther…get your ass out…HAHAHA!!!
VJ: It's the Posse!!!! Fredo, Jamal and Angel are out here…damn it!!!
DD: Beat his ass!!!!! Beat it!!!!
VJ: The Posse is out here doing a number on HBK on the floor while Triple H sits in the ring laughing!!!!!!
DD: Face it Michaels…you lost! Sniper won!!!! You never belonged here in the 1st place, and you sure as hell don't belong here now!!!!
VJ: Fredo has Michaels by the arms…oh no!! Angel has a wrench!! Don't tell me!
DD: They're gonna put HBK out for good! This is gonna be the happiest moment of my l…NO!!!!!!!!!
VJ: He hit Fredo!!!! HBK moved and Angel hit Fredo…Sweet Chin Music on Jamal!!!!!!!!!! Angel tries for a right hand…HBK floors him as well!!!!!!!! Michaels has disposed of the Posse…he hits the ring…HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!
DD: Run Hunter!!!! Run!!!!!!!!
VJ: HBK has caught up to Triple H and he is beating the hell out of him!!!!! Shawn Michaels has lost it!!!!! How do you like them apples, Game???!
DD: Shut the hell up, faggot! It's the Posse!!!!!
VJ: Sniper, Jovan, Maria and Rebecca are down here now! Sniper slides into the ring…HBK nails him with a right hand!!!!!! Shawn backs him to the corner now and he's hammering away on him with hard right hands…Jericho from behind!!!!!! Jericho…Jericho and Sniper are going to work on Michaels!!!
DD: It's the LOD!!!!!!!
VJ: What??! Firestorm and the LOD have hit the ring…they're attacking Michaels alongside the Posse!!!!!!!! Shawn Michaels is being decimated out here!!!!!!!!!!! Prez Firestorm has Michaels by the throat…BIG TIME ON HBK!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?????!!!!!
DD: We're seeing the end of the Heartbreak Kid! That's what!!!!
VJ: Michaels is down…Sniper picks him back up…SNIPER BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Michaels has been laid out with the Sniper Bomb…and now look at Rebecca! His own wife, damn it! She's in his face slapping away on Michaels…what can be going through his mind right now???
DD: Nothing!!!! He's getting his brains beat in!!!
VJ: And look at Triple H! He's right in front of Michaels' wife…he's going for…NO!!!!!! Pedigree on the chair! Damn it, will so…
DD: It's Panther!!!!!!!
VJ: PANTHER!!!! Panther hits the ring…he nails Triple H with a spear!!!!!!!!! Panther is hammering away on the Game…Jericho is attacking from behind…here comes GX…
DD: With STEEEL!!!!! Run guys!!!!!!!!
VJ: Both the Legion of Destruction and the 9th Street Posse scatter…oh my God! The damage has already been done to Shawn Michaels!
DD: Maybe that'll learn him not to show up where he doesn't belong!
VJ: HBK is down…Sniper and Firestorm are both calling their troops to the back…what the hell is going on here???!
*****Commercial*****
(Camera cuts out to the medical area where we see a battered Shawn Michaels being worked on by officials. The camera then cuts to the back door of the arena where we see Panther pacing back and forth with a steel chair)
VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, we just saw Shawn Michaels viciously assaulted by Triple H, Sniper, the 9th Street Posse and Firestorm…
DD: Firestorm's getting a piece of everybody tonight! I love it!
VJ: I'm wondering why Firestorm came out to help the Posse, and I'm also wondering what the hell is gonna happen when Firestorm gets here! Panther looks like he's ready to explode!
DD: Yeah, but you heard what Tina said earlier. Panther's in no condition to fight. He's got a concussion, remember? 1 wrong move can send him into a coma!
VJ: I hope that isn't the case, but Panther there is no telling what Panther will do to get Chyna back from Anarchy!
(The camera shows Jim Cornette in his locker room with his lawyer and two police officers at his side. He is still in his wheelchair, and he is watching the show. All of a sudden Slammer kicks down the down and bursts in with a barbed wire 2x4. He runs at Cornette and levels him with the 2x4. Cornette is bleeding.)
DD: We need some help back there! The guy that Blade brought here is huge, and he is taking out Jim Cornette! Get some officials back there!
(Slammer then gives Cornette a Slamdown, which is a modified Chokeslam. The cop's try to get at him, but they are held back by Blade. Blade delivers a Sawblade to both officers, and then one to Cornette's lawyer. Slammer then picks up Jim Cornette and signals the Last Slam, his version of the Last Ride.)
DD: Oh No! They have laid out Jim Cornette along with those police officers and Jim Cornette's lawyer! Somebody needs to put an end to this and fast, before Cornette is dead!
****Commercial****
Toughman Battle Royal
(The scene opens at ringside. In the ring are Freak, Glacier, Iceberg, Scott Steiner, and "It's All about the Game" is playing as Triple H enters the ring. His music dies down and "Whatever" by Godsmack plays over the PA system as Insane runs out and slides into the ring)
VJ: Insane was booted out of the LOD earlier tonight…WHOA NELLY!!!!!!
DD: What???!
VJ: Insane just hit the ring and he's going right after Glacier!!!!! He's not wasting anytime…
DD: Jackass! Watch Iceberg!!!!
VJ: Iceberg from behind just blasted Insane with a clothesline!!!!! Glacier and Iceberg…
DD: He's getting another LOD ass whooping! He just don't learn, do he??!
VJ: He is getting mauled…OH!!!! What the hell?! Iceberg with a big splash right into the ribs of Insane!!!!!!!! Insane is hurt…and look at that asshole Glacier kicking him in the ribs!!!! He's rolling to the floor!
DD: Well, it looks like the Natural Disasters have smoked another one! (Pulls out 2 blunts and lights up)
VJ: (Sighs)
("NATURAL BORN KILLAZ" by Dre and Ice Cube blasts over the PA system as Zydrex runs down to the ring. His music dies down as "My Generation" by Limp Bizkit starts up over the PA system. The crowd goes crazy as Diamond, Blade and Rage run down the ramp and slide into the ring. The ref calls for the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Here we go!!!! This battle royal is underway!!!!!
DD: Somebody needs to tell that idiot Insane that! (To Insane) Hey idiot! Get your ass in the ring before I bust a cap in ya! (Puffs on the blunt)
VJ: Anybody ever tell u you're a damn crackhead???! Cuz you are!
DD: Crackhead?! I can smoke this if I want! I got that eye disease…the 1 that starts with a g.
VJ: Gonorrhea?
DD: (Scratching his head with his free hand) Yeah! I got that, so I gotta smoke.
VJ: Umm…(snickers) Freak is doing a number on the Women's Champ in the corner!
DD: How many times do I have to say, a Woman doesn't belong in a man's world??!
VJ: Yeah?! What do you know, you have gonorrhea!!!!!! Freak hammers Diamond with a headbutt…he shoves her back to the corner…he charges in but catches Diamond's high heeled boot right to the face!!!
DD: OH GOD!!!! She almost knocked his eye out of the back of his head…look out!!!!! Oh no!!!!
VJ: Diamond with a clothesline just eliminated Freak!!!!!! Freak has been eliminated!!!!!
DD: How the hell…what the…you damn…you just got eliminated by a Woman!!!!!!!
VJ: Diamond with a big elimination…MELTDOWN!!!!!!!! Diamond walked right into a Meltdown from Glacier!!!
DD: Beat her back into the kitchen where she belongs!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Glacier and Iceberg…we've got a double team on Diamond now…wait a minute!!!! Insane is back into the ring…he's got a steel chair…
DD: Look out!!!!
VJ: BOOM!!!! He just blasted Iceberg in the back of the head…and again…Glacier turns around…OH!!!!!!!!!!! Insane with a shot that sends Glacier flying up over the top rope!!!!! Glacier is out!!!!!!!! Diamond catches Iceberg with a low blow…Insane with a clothesline…Iceberg is out!!!!!!
DD: Son of a bitch!!!!! What the hell???!
VJ: The Natural Disasters have been eliminated from the battle royal!!!!! We're down to the final 7…
DD: Look at this, Vince!!!!
VJ: We've got Zydrex and Scott Steiner going at it tooth and nail in the corner!!! Steiner with a right…Zydrex fires with his own…Steiner back…rake at the eyes by Zydrex!!!!!!! Zydrex with an Irish whip sends…reversal by Steiner sends Zy to the ropes…Frankenst…DOMINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zydrex with a dominator, but walks right into a boot from Blade…WOOD CUTTER!!!!!!! The Wood Cutter on Zydrex!!!! Meanwhile, Rage is hammering away on Scott Steiner…Insane from behind with a chokehold on Rage!!!!
DD: Is it just me, or does everybody in this match hate each other???
VJ: It's probably just you, gonorrhea boy! Insane is hammering away with hard right hands to the back of the head of Rage. He picks him back up…Irish whip sends Rage bouncing HARD off of the buckle!!!!!!!! Insane runs right through him with a hard clothesline!!! Insane is owning Rage!!!!!!!!!
DD: What do you expect! Rage is…HAHA! He just hit Diamond!!!!!!
VJ: Insane popped Diamond right in the mouth…he charges at Rage for another clothesline but misses…Rage catches him in a big spinebuster right in the center of the ring!!!!!!!!! Back in the corner Blade has Zydrex…1…2…3…4…5…6…7..8..9…10 punches right to the head!!!!!!!! Blade has Zydrex reeling…Blade has Zydrex up!!!!!! Zydrex is about to be gone!!!!!!
DD: Hold on, Zy!!! SCOTT!!!! What are you doing???!
VJ: Scott Steiner is trying to help out Blade…WHOA!!!!!! Rage just sent Insane soaring over the top rope!!!!!!!! Insane is gone!!!!!!!!
DD: Man, what a loser!
VJ: Stop it!
DD: Well that's what he is! He got thrown out twice!
VJ: We're down to Blade, Diamond, Zydrex, Rage and Scott Steiner…and Insane has lost it on the arena floor!
DD: He must've been getting into my goods, Vince! I'll bash his…
VJ: Will you sit down??! Insane is throwing a tantrum…what the hell??!? He just pulled Rage to the floor…he slams Rage hard into the steel barricade!!!!!
DD: STEEEL??! HAHA! Maybe he ain't so bad after all!!!! HAHAH!
VJ: Rage is getting the hell beat out of him on the floor! Insane picks him up…Irish whip….OH NO!!! Rage hard into the steel stairs! This isn't right!!! Somebody stop this man!!!!!
DD: Shut up, bitch! Insane is STEEELING the show!!!!
VJ: You're an idiot! Insane just picked up those stairs…OH!!! Right into the ribs of Rage!!!!! And again!!! Damn it somebody stop this man!!!! Stop him!!!!
DD: Hit him again!!!!
VJ: The referees are running over here trying to pull Insane off of Rage…Insane picks Rage up…he's climbing up on the stairs…what’s he setting up for, Dave??!
DD: I think he's about to give him some more steel, Vince!
VJ: C'mon…TOTAL INSANITY ON THE STAIRS!!!!! This is ridiculous!!! Get him out of there!!!!!!
DD: Bye bye, Rage!!! HAHA!
VJ: Rage has been decimated on the floor as these officials escort Rage from the ring…look back inside!!! Diamond is locked in the Steiner Recliner!!!
DD: Well this night just gets better and better for these GX bastards, don't it?
VJ: Diamond is screaming in pain…Rage is on the other side of the ring getting a mudhole stomped in him by Zydrex!!! Zydrex is setting up for another dominator…STEINER IS GONNA BREAK HER BACK!!! Somebody…damn it get off of her!!!
DD: She knew what she was getting into when she signed for the tourney!
VJ: GX is in some trouble…
(A HUGE lightning bolt strikes the stage)
DD: What the…oh no!!! Not old bolt breath!!! It can't…
VJ: Wait…it's that masked man we saw in the rafters earlier tonight!!!!! He's riding out here…on a zamboni!!!
DD: What do you mean masked man?!
VJ: Is he or is he not wearing a mask?!
DD: Yeah, but you know it's Lightning. You may be Canadian but you're not that stupid!
VJ: That masked man rides down and hops into the ring…he walks over to Scott Steiner, who still has the Recliner locked in on Diamond…he lets go! Steiner is getting up in the masked man's face…what the???! He just sprayed him in the eyes…that's black spraypaint!!!! This masked man…he's spraying Steiner in the face with black and red spray cans…Diamond is getting back to her feet…clothesline by Diamond sends Steiner out of the rumble!!!!
DD: Damn it, Vince, that's not fair!!
VJ: Steiner has been eliminated by Diamond…OH!!! Zydrex just nailed Diamond with a clothesline…she flies up over the top…OH!!!!!!!!! The masked man just nailed Zydrex with a lead pipe…ZYDREX IS GONE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!!
Announcer: Here are your co-winners, the Blade and Rage!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: RAGE???! What the hell?!
VJ: Rage…he was never eliminated from the battle royal! He went out under the bottom rope…
DD: Bullsh*t! Zydrex just got robbed by this masked…I mean, damn it, it's Lightning! You know it!!!
VJ: We don't know anything. The masked man just hopped back on that zamboni and now he's driving it back up the ramp…
DD: A damn lightning bolt struck the stage! You know it's Lightning!!!!!
(Camera cuts back to the nWo locker room where Krazed is still with police)
Krazed: You see that sh*t??! That's the guy who did this to our locker room!!!!! It was Lightning, damn it!! Get off your fat asses and put his ass in jail! Now!!!
Cop#1: Will you calm down, sir? If you just sit back and answer a few qu…
Krazed: (In the cop's face) F*CK QUESTIONS!!!!! It was him!!!!! Look at the spray paint he sprayed Steiner with…it matches the same paint on the wall!!!!!! Either you get his ass or I'm gonna take out yours!!!
Cop#2: OK, we're gonna question him. Now if you just stay calm…
(The door bursts open and Squirrel bursts in, spearing Krazed into the closet door)
DD: SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!! WHAT NOW????!
VJ: Squirrel is going after Krazed!!!!! Squirrel is pissed off that Krazed has stolen the World Title belt, and now he's trying to get it back!!!!
DD: Man, you're cops!!! Get Squirrel out of there and get Lightning!!!
VJ: The police are trying to separate Squirrel and Krazed…we've got chaos going on backstage…
(Camera cuts to the parking lot where we see a red car pull up)
VJ: Who's that?
****Commercial****
(Cameras are in the 9th Street Posse office where Sniper, the Posse, Shane and Triple H are sitting around playing PS2.)
Jovan: (SHOTGUN) Man…damn man…(blows)…that's some GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD shit! Yeah!!! HAHA!
Triple H: Well you know what's even better?! Me kicking your ass at this game! That's what.
Sniper: And speaking of kicking ass, what about HBK? I mean…wasn't that ass kicking DA BOMB?!
Angel: (Chewing on a blunt) C'mon, Snip. You know damn well we woulda put his ass away if Panther and his squad didn't jump in it.
Sniper: Yeah, but you know how GX is so fuck all of them!
Maria: I don't know…GX is has been getting in out biz for too long now. I think we gotta handle them…we gotta think of something.
Sniper: You really think so?
Triple H: Hey…Rage has an X-Treme Title match tonight, right? Well, how about we…(whispers something in Sniper's ear)
(Suddenly the door opens and as Prez Firestorm walks in. He has a huge smile on his face)
DD:Their is that god we call a presedent, Firestorm!
VJ:You suckup!
DD:Hey!
VJ:Wow, I smell trouble! Firestorm has met up with Sniper and Maria, can you smell the heat between these too?
DD:Vince, thats just your feet!
VJ:Firestorm is giving him a death stair!
Firestorm:Sniper, I know we have not always seen "Eye to eye" but hell, I like what you did to Panther a while back and, hell. I like what you did to Shawn Michles!
Sniper:What you saying?
Firestorm:I was thinking maybe, well. An alliance? The Ninth Street Posse and the LoD, led by the commishiner and the Presedent, we would be unstoppible!
Sniper:Tell me why I should trust you?
VJ:Sniper is up in Firestorms face! Their noses are touching their so close!
Firestorm:Cause, you help me, and i'll help you. We have a common interest that will bring us together, I am not talking long term but you know just untill we cause some real damage, what you say?
Sniper:I say you should think of who your talking to! As for this alliance…HOLLA BACK!
Firestorm: Uh…ok, I will.
VJ: Our next match is sure to be a good one, we have two men, Krazed and Rodney Demp, ready to go head to head!
DD: I think Krazed has this one in the bag, before it even starts!
Krazed vs. Rodney Demp
(Krazed music hits, and the lights go out. White pyro's shoot down from the rafters, onto the stage and ring. Krazed steps out from the back, with Lightning's title around his waist. He walks to the ring, with mixed reactions from the fans. He slides into the ring, and hops out to the announce table. He raises the title above his head, and sets it on the table. "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit hits, and the lights go out. Blue lights flicker thoughout the arena. The light's come back on, the music stops, and Krazed looks confused)
VJ: Look behind you! Demp just took off his head with that cane! The cane broke in two! Demp picks him up and throws him to the ropes ... Back Body Drop over the top! Dave, it looks like Krazed isn't doing to well!
DD: Shut up, C'mon Krazed! Low blow by Krazed ... I knew he could do it! Krazed just tossed Rodney back into the ring. Krazed is climbing the top ... Flying Elbow Drop by Krazed! Who's onto now, Vince!
VJ: Oh no, Krazed just picked up that chair ... Demp ducks, kick to the mid-section ... DDT by Demp, right onto that chair! Demp just tossed Krazed over the top ... Boy, he likes it out here! Demp with the ring bell ... he just clocked Krazed in the back of the head! DING! Demp has him on the Canadian announce table ... Another Low Blow by Krazed! He is a cheater! A cheater I tell you! Dominator through the Canadian Annouce Table!
DD: Hey Vince, isn't that your mom?
VJ: Hey, I didn't know she was coming!
DD: Both men are down! What is he doing out here? That old man, Brian Dmep is coming out here to ringside! He better not interfere ... (Pulls out his gun) OR ELSE! I'll blow him back to Canada! I hate Canadians!
VJ: (Knocking the gun out of his hands) Don't even think about it! Your on probation, if you do that your really in for it! Krazed is slowly getting up ... He is climblin the top ... Demp is dazed ... Moonsault off the top to the floor by Krazed! Krazed back in the ring with Demp ... German Suplex by Krazed! Krazed ... Oh no ... Don't do ... Brian Demp just hit Krazed with that bat! He just laid out Krazed with that baseball bat! That looked like ...
DD: I'm gonna shoot him! Where did you ut my gun!
VJ: Calm down! Rodney is up ... off the ropes ... BIG Leg Drop by Demp! Demp with Krazed ... Twist of Fate by Demp! Krazed has got to be hurting badly! He isn't doing so well against Demp ... but Demp has had some help ... Demp with Krazed on the top rope ... Superplex! Krazed just better give it up already! Demp is showing off to the crowd ... and Krazed begins to get up. Demp whips Krazed to the ropes ... Krazed ducks a clothesline ... Flying Corkscrew Shoulder Block by Krazed! He may be coming back in this one!
DD: What do you mean may be coming back? He is going to come back and win this one for me! Full Nelson Slam by Krazed! Krazed whips Demp to the ropes ... Belly to Belly Suplex sent Demp toppling over on his head! This is non-stop action in this one! Krazed whips him to the ropes again ... Krazed ducks ... Face Buster by Demp!!! Both men are down! Demp slowly getting up ... Brian Demp is on the ring, with Lightning's World Title!
VJ: Things aren't looking too good for Krazed! Brian Demp is in the ring now, and Demp picked up Krazed and is holding him for his father! Krazed ducked! Krazed ducked! Daddy Brian just took off Rodney's head! Krazed just Dropkicked Brian out of the ring, and he hit his head off the steel barricade!
DD: He got STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Right ... Krazed just tossed Lightning's Title back on our announce table. Gorilla Press Slam by Krazed! Krazed climbing the top ... 540 Moonsault! He just landed straight on Demp, Demp has to be dead!
(A Lightning Bolt hits the entrance ramp as the Zamboni comes down to the ring, with the crowd chanting "Lightning, Lightning" ... As a Masked Man stands up on the Zamboni, Krazed nails Demp with a chair, and lays him out. Krazed walks over to the ropes and yells at the man as the Mystery Man raises his middle fingers at Krazed ... Someone comes down out of the rafters, turns Krazed around, and hits the Lightning Rod! "Ride the Lightning" blares over the PA ...The Mystery Man takes off his mask and its revealed as Panther..LIghtning then grabs his LB Title and heads out. Panther backs the Zamboni up the ramp, and to the back.)
VJ: Lightning just laid out Krazed with the Lightning Rod!!! Lightning got some revenge, and took his title! Look out Krazed ... Demp has that chair !!! Demp just leveled Krazed with the chair! Guess what just happened to Krazed, Dave?
DD: What?!
VJ: He got STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: Shut up! He's gonna win I tell you!
VJ: Demp just slide out of the ring ... Oh no ... He is getting the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Demp just setup that table near the top turn buckle ... He has Krazed on the top ... Flowing DDT through the table!!!!! Demp just gave Krazed a Flowing DDT through the table!!!!!!! He goes for the pins ... Referee Stephine Jenkins makes the count ... 1, 2, 3!!!!! Demp won it! Demp won it!
Ding, Ding, Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner: Rodney Demp!!!!!!!!
DD: Oh no! Krazed got WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Krazed lost! I can't believe it! Boy I oughta ...
("Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit hits, and Rodney and Brian Demp make their way to the back. Camera cuts to the locker room where we see Lightning walking through the locker room with the title belt. Suddenly he's attacked by Squirrel)
DD: HAHA! You're gonna get it now, Sparky!!!
VJ: The World Champion has just attacked Lightning…we've got a brawl going on in the backstage area!!!!
DD: Give him his belt back!!!
VJ: That's Lightning's belt! He paid for it!
DD: But he's not the champ! It's Squirrel's!
VJ: Squirrel has Lightning by the hair…NO!!! He just threw him into a big tub or whatever that is of hot coffee…it's Big Foot!!!!
DD: NO!!!
VJ: Big Foot out of nowhere is hammering away on Squirrel…here's Zydrex!!!!! Total Domination is doing a number on Big Foot…watch Lightning…HE JUST SPRAYED TOTAL DOMINATION WITH A FIREHOSE!!!!!
DD: Vince, get your toupee wearing ass back there and do something about this!!!!! Look out Squirrel!!!
VJ: Big Foot and Lightning have the Champ…DEMOLITION DROP ON THE FLOOR!!!!!! Squirrel is down!! Is that gonna be the same thing we see later on tonight when Big Foot battles Squirrel with the title on the line???!
****Commercial****
(Camera cuts back to the GX locker room where we see them celebrating. There's a knock at the door and Rosie Sanchez runs in)
RS: (Out of breath)…
Lightning: Rosie! Whassup?!
Big Foot: You come to interview me about my title match later?!
Lightning: No! She came here to ask me about my clever attack a second ago!
Rage: Nah, she wants to talk to me and Blade about…
RS: No…Panther…the Bronx Bad Boys are here. I hear…
(Panther shoves his chair over, shoves Rosie aside and runs out of the room)
Tina: Panther! Wait!!! Panther…damn it! (Turns and grabs Rosie by the throat) You bitch!!!!! If anything happens to him out there, I'm gonna kill your scrawny little ass! You hear me, bitch???! (Nails Rosie with a hard right hand and runs after Panther)
(Camera cuts out to the parking lot where we see Hollywood Hogan and Ahmen Rah getting out of the red limo. The back door of the arena suddenly flies open and Panther runs out with a chair)
DD: Look out!!!!!
VJ: OH!!! Panther just nailed Ahmen Rah with a huge chairshot!!!!! Panther is trading blows with Hollywood in the parking lot!!!!! Panther and Hogan…Hogan is getting the upper hand…Panther with a low blow…CHAIRSHOT!!!!!! Hogan went down like a sack of potatoes!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: Well in his case more like a sack of sh…
VJ: Ahmen Rah has Panther by the hair…Panther with a low blow…PANTHER CUTTER!!!!!
(Panther looks inside the limo for Chyna. Tina runs out to his side)
Tina: You jackass!!!! You could've…
Panther: Shit! She's not out here!
(Runs back into the arena. Tina chases after him)
DD: This is crazy!!!
VJ: Where the hell are Anarchy and Chyna!!!?
Hell in a Cell X-Treme Title match: Rage (Champion) Vs Melting Flame Vs Blade
(The Cell is covering the ring and fire shoots up from the ringposts. Melting Flame climbs into the Cell, slides into the ring and waits as the music dies down. Suddenly "Fear" starts up over the PA system. The Lights dim, 2 pyros shoot up to form an "X" and Rage walks out onto the stage, carrying the TV and X-Treme Titles over his shoulder and Blade at his side. The pair walks down to the ring, climbs into the cell and pose as red and blue pyro explodes on the stage. The lights come back on and Melting Flame attacks from behind)
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
VJ: This match is already underway!!!!!! Melting Flame is hammering away to the back of the head of Blade…Rage tries for a clothesline but misses…low blow by Flame followed up by a DDT!!!!!! Rage is down…Blade with a kick to the back of the head!!!!!
DD: Vince, how the hell did these 2 get in a 2 on 1 match against Flame! This reeks of conspiracy!
VJ: Well…it ain't too fair, I can say that. Blade picks Flame up by the hair and slams him hard into the buckle…rapid fire, piston-like rights to the brain of Melting Flame now!!!!! Irish whip by Blade…Flame reverses….WHOA!!!!!!!!!
DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Melting Flame spung Blade around with that Irish whip and launched him over the top rope and facefirst into the Cell!
DD: He split his head wide open!!!
VJ: Blade has been opened up and…what is this bastard Melting Flame doing?!
DD: Why is he a bastard! His parents are married! What did he ever do for you to call him a bastard!
VJ: His feet stink.
DD: Yeah, well your country is the world's pisshole but you don't see me bitching!
VJ: Will you cut out the Canada jokes, damn it! Melting Flame crawls underneath the ring…he's got a roll of barbwire!!!
DD: Aww man! That's even better than STEEEEEL!
VJ: There's no telling what he'll do with that barbwire! He's stalking Blade with it…no!!! Come on…don't do…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!
DD: DISQUALIFY HIM!!!! HE HAS GOT TO BE…OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Rage just snatched that roll of barbwire from the hands of Melting Flame, wrapped it around his neck and dragged him into the ring! Melting Flame…he could've been killed!
DD: You're damn right! That was attempted murder! Put his ass under the jail!!!!!
VJ: Rage backs Flame to the buckle…1…2…3…4…5…6..7…8…9…10…Rage with a 10 count punch! 2nd of the night! He boots Flame to the midsection…POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!! Rage is feeling it!!
DD: The man is bleeding from the throat!!! Stop this crap!!!!!
VJ: Rage climbs up to the top rope…we may be fixing to see Rare Aire…NO!!!!
DD: HAHA!
VJ: Melting Flame back to his feet just racked Rage! What's he doing now…he's climbing the ropes with Rage! He's going for a superplex!!!
DD: What a man! After all he's been through at the hands of this serial killer Rage, Melting Flame comes around and…OH!!!!!!!!
VJ: Low blow by Blade on Flame!!!!! What is Blade doing now???! Blade is climbing the ropes…he has…don't tell me…SAWBLADE!!!!!!!!! Sawblade on Flame…Rage is back up to the top now…RARE AIRE!!!!!!!!!! Cover…1…2…3!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and still NFWA X-Treme Champion: Rage!!!!!!!
VJ: Rage with an…
DD: Don't even give me that crap, Vince! You and I both know that it was Blade who won this match! We had a new X-Treme Champion if not for that skankhole!
VJ: Well whatever you say, Rage is still…WAIT!!!! SCARLET KV IS IN THE RING!!!!!!!!
DD: Where did he come from???!
VJ: I don't…OHH!!! He just blasted Blade in the head with some kind of pole!!!! Blade is out like a light…Rage tries for a clothesline and misses…OH!!!!!!!!!! Pole right to the ribs…and now to the face!!!!! Scarlet KV is back with a vengeance…he's got the TV Belt…he's rubbing it in Rage's face!!
DD: Yeah, cuz he's the real champ…
Ref. Al Gore: 1…2…3!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
DD: What the hell is his problem?
VJ: Scarlet was on top of Rage with that Title belt and the ref counted the 3!
DD: And they say Bush is an idiot!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA X-Treme Champion: Scarlet KV!!!!!!!
VJ & DD: WHAT????????????!!!!!!
DD: I…what the…is he…Vince?!
VJ: I don't know what the hell that was all about! KV doesn't even know what's going on! The ref just announced him the new X-Treme Champion…what the hell is going on here???!
(Camera cuts to a dark hallway where we see Anarchy and the Bronx Bad Boys carrying a sack)
Female voice: (weakly) Help!!!!! Somebody help me! Please!
VJ: Oh my! Anarchy is here! Is that…is Chyna in that sack???!
****Commercial****
(Camera cuts back to Firestorm's office where KV is holding the X-Treme and TV belts)
Prez: What are you so upset about. Gore said you're the Champ!
Scarlet KV: Do you think I really care about this belt???! I don't want the TV Belt! I am the TV Champ! I was never pinned for the belt! Rage is walking around with my belt, I refuse…
(The door flies open and Rage runs in. He tries to get at KV but officials hold him back)
Trish: Hey! Can somebody calm him down???!
Rage: What the f*ck are you trying to pull, Firestorm???!
Prez: Me???! I didn't do sh*t!
Rage: Gimme my damn belts back!!!!!
Scarlet KV: The TV Belt is mine!!!!!!
(Suddenly Sniper walks into the room with Maria. Trish and Maria try to get at each other but are held back by officials)
Sniper: Maria, calm down! Now Rage, you wanna stick your GX nose in the Sniper's biz, well fine! You just suffered the consequences! From…(looks at his watch) about 20 minutes ago until I say differently, the X-Treme Title is defended 24/7!!!!!!!
Rage: (Tries to get at Sniper) You son of a bitch!!!!!! I'll kill you!
Scarlet KV: (To Rage) Shut up!!! What about the TV belt! I wasn't pinned! I demand to be recognized as the TV Champ!
Sniper: Well…actually you were pinned…but then again so was Rage…well, I might as well make you 2 co-TV Champions!!!!!
Rage: How…
Sniper: Maybe next time you and your GX buddies will stay outta my biz…and I haven't even started to f*ck with you bitches yet!
(Sniper turns and walks out of the room as a confused KV looks at Firestorm. The camera cuts out to the ring where we see Anarchy, ZT and Asphyx holding the sack in the ring. ZT has what looks like a blowtorch)
VJ: Dave…tell me that's not what I think it is.
DD: Well I always liked my Chynese food well done.
VJ: Your mother's Chynese.
Anarchy: PANTHER…
(A HUGE pyro blast goes off on the stage as red and blue lights swarm the arena. Panther and Tina run down the ramp to the ring)
Anarchy: Whoa! Calm down! You make 1 step towards this ring and your girl is gonna get burned to a crisp. Ya got that?!
Panther: (Stops on the stage and gives Anarchy an evil stare)
Anarchy: Alright…now, like I said P-Diddy…you get me what I want…I get you what you want! My title shot for your bitch! What do you say???
Panther: (Tina hands him a mic) Look…I don't care about you and your title shot. I don’t give a damn about the belt, I don't give a damn about you, but if you harm 1 hair on her head…
Anarchy: You must think I'm joking.
(Anarchy pulls the sack off of Chyna's head and we see bruises on her face. She's crying)
Anarchy: Alright…let's try this again! I'm giving you 30 seconds to either give me a title shot or your little Chyna Doll is going up in smoke! Starting now…
Panther: How the fuck am I supposed to give you a title shot???!
Anarchy: 25 seconds!
Panther: I don't sign the matches around here anymore! I'm the head of the Discipline Committee and you piece of shit I mean this, if you set her on fire I will kill your ass right there in that ring!!!!!!!
Anarchy: OK tough guy…10 seconds!!!!!
Panther: Anarchy…
Anarchy: 9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2….
Panther: ALRIGHT!!!!!!! ALRIGHT!!!!!!!! YOU WANT A TITLE MATCH! YOU'VE GOT IT!!!!!!
DD: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: That was hideous!!!!!!
Anarchy: No bullshit?
Panther: No bullshit. I'll even…I'll even sign a contract if you want! Tina…you got paper??
(Tina hands Panther a sheet of paper and a pen and they write up a quick contract. After he writes it, Panther slowly walks up to the ring and shows it to Anarchy)
Panther: Ok…all you've gotta do is sign that and you can have your title shot, anytime anyplace!
Anarchy: Yeah, well ok! (Goes to sign but Panther snatches the contract away)
Panther: Hold on! You get to sign this only if you untie her.
Anarchy: (Grabbing Chyna by the hair) Do you want me to…
Panther: Either you untie my girl or you get nothing!
Anarchy: (Sighs) Untie the bitch.
(Asphyx and ZT untie Chyna but hold her so that she can't run)
Anarchy: Now the contract…
Panther: (Hands him the contract) Here you go!
(Anarchy reads the contract over, signs it and smiles at Panther)
Anarchy: Let her go, boys! It's done.
(ZT and Asphyx shove Chyna into Panther's arms as the crowd boos in the background. Panther has a sly smile on his face. Anarchy and the BBB start to leave the ring)
Panther: Oh…uh, Anarchy!
Anarchy: What?!
Panther: (Sinister smile) You know I lie, right? (Suddenly throws a fireball that hits him square in the eye)
VJ & DD: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: What the hell…that lying…
VJ: Panther can't sign matches anyway, and now he just shot Anarchy with some kind of fire…oh no!!!!!! Anarchy and ZT are ganging up on Panther…we've got Hogan and Ahmen Rah coming out from the back…
DD: You just made the biggest mistake of your life, Panther!!!
VJ: Panther is being assaulted once again by the bad boys!!!! Tina is in the ring…HOGAN HIT TINA!!!! Asphyx with a clothesline just floored Chyna…OH!!!!!!!!!
DD: Who the…THAT'S LANCE STORM…THAT'S TOO XTREME!!!!!
VJ: Kaos, Storm and Credible are in the ring and Storm just nailed Asphyx in the back of the head with that cell phone!!!!! Kaos and Credible are hammering away on ZT….TICKING TIME BOMB ON ZT!!!!!!!!!
DD: What the hell is going on???!
VJ: ZT has been laid out…Anarchy is hurt…Hogan is all alone!!!!
DD: Run Hollywood! Run!!!!!!
VJ: Hogan turns to run…Panther with a low blow!!!!!! Anarchy is in pain…
DD: Oh no!!!!! Look out, Vince!!!!!
VJ: Panther has Hogan…he couldn't…he wouldn't!!!
DD: Look out, Vince!!!!!!! (Dives out of the way)
VJ: OH MY GOD!!!!!! DA BOMB OVER THE TOP ROPE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCER'S TABLE!!!!!!!! HOGAN IS DOWN!!!!!! Look in the ring…Panther is giving Too Xtreme MONEY!!!!!!!
DD: Give me some of that!!!!!
Panther: Anarchy, as long as you've known me you know DAMN well that you never…EVER…ever ever ever ever ever ever ever…trust Panther! You came out here talking like you were hot shit, and your dumb ass just got burned! Now as for Too Xtreme here…(laugh) meet the NEW AND IMPROVED NFWA Discipline Committee, paid for by our good buddy Rick Bruiser (Pulls out what looks like Bruiser's contract and rips it up then tosses the mic to Kaos).
Kaos: NFWA Fans lets make a little noise up in this biaaaaaaatch!!!!!
LS: Cause Too Xtreme is IN THE HOUSE!!!!!
Kaos: Take a look around the ring people. Do you see something missing? Do you see a new and improved Too Xtreme? You are damn right. We got rid of that no good piece of trash Rick Bruiser.
(Fans go wild)
Kaos: You people didnt see what really happened. Rick was the type of guy who always wanted to be in control. He wanted to have it all. The glamour, the glory and the NFWA Championship. Thats what haunted him the most the NFWA Title. Everybody has there day. Everybody has there time to shine. Unfortunately for Rick it never came. You see, he wanted to work with the Creative Team and somehow work an angle where he gets a title shot and wins it. When they denied his idea he got angry. They cut his pay cause would not show up for house shows. They made him sign a new contract saying that he is going to get a title shot at the PPV. He signed it and he never got it. Yeah I would be mad but it just wasn't his time to be champ. He thought the NFWA staff was holding him back. What happened at Game Time, needed to happen. There is no room for guys like RB. There is no room for greedy guys who want it all. Me, Justin and Lance are just having fun. Tell em Justin.
JC: Rick, what happened at Game Time, you should have saw it coming. Too Xtreme is a team that we started Rick. Remember the GFW. We were the team to beat. People liked us. We were the favorites. We were on top of the world. You retired in GFW as Heavyweight Champ, and me and Lance as Tag Champs. Remember? We were literally unstoppable. Nobody could beat us. Everybody wanted to be like Too Xtreme. It was our time. We were it man. Then you invite us to the NFWA. We thought that things we would be like it was in the NFWA. But it wasn't. You were a new man and you had been wanting to get something that you could have gotten so easy in GFW, the Richest Pprize in the game, the Heavyweight title. Rick, dont take this ass whoopin personaly son. We just had to do what we had to do. In the NFWA we are going to win the tag titles, Kaos will be the NFWA Champ one day, but we are not obsessed and our time will come....
Panther: Now to the Anarchy, 9th Street Posse, LOD, anybody in the NFWA, the rules are fixing to change, but remember the GOLDEN RULE: There's no right way, there's no wrong way, there's only the Panther's way…
All: AND THERE CAN'T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!!!
("You, me, him and her" blasts over the PA system as Panther, Chyna, Tina and Too Xtreme walk back to the locker room. Camera cuts back to the locker room where we see Big Foot and Squirrel walking out on a split screen)
VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, Panther has finally gotten Chyna back and…I don't know what to say about that situation…what does Bruiser have to do with this??? But up next, the World Title is on the line!!!! Big Foot Vs Squirrel, it's next!!!!!
****Commercial****
This is your NFWA SLAM of the night:
VJ: Scott Steiner has saved Squirrel…Lightning just clotheslines Steiner from behind…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEINER JUST GOT CLOTHESLINED OFF OF THE SCAFFOLD!!!!!!!!! HE WENT 40FT DOWN AND CRASHED RIGHT INTO THE RING!!!!!!
DD: Oh my God, he's dead!
VJ: The nWo is in the ring to check on him…Lightning is trying to pick up Squirrel…OH! Squirrel with a low blow on Lightning!!!
DD: HAHAHA!
VJ: Lightning is staggered and Squirrel is trying to pull himself back to his feet…NUTT SHOT!!!!! LIGHTNING FALLS!!!!!!! NO!!!!!! NO!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and new NFWA World Heavyweight Champion: Squirrel!!!!!!!!!
This has been your NFWA SLAM of the night:
World Title: Squirrel (Champion) Vs Big Foot
(Blue, red, orange and yellow lights flicker on and off as "Big Foot" by Alcatrazz starts up over the PA system. Big Foot walks out onto the stage, raises his arms into the air and walks down the ramp to the ring. He steps over the top rope and starts to hit off the ropes. The music dies down and "SQUIRREL 4:20" appears on the Firetron. Blue and green lights begin to flash over the arena as "NATURAL BORN KILLAZ" explodes onto the PA system. Squirrel walks out onto the stage wearing the REAL NFWA World Title belt around his waist. He walks down the aisle to the ring, climbs to the top rope and raises the World Title Belt into the air as the crowd boos loudly. He tosses the belt over to the ref, hops down and jumps in Big Foot's face)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
VJ: Here we go! Squirrel looks pissed off from that incident earlier tonight!
DD: If you got dumped on your head, wouldn't you be pissed?
VJ: That's a good point…hey wait a minute! There's Zydrex!!!!!
DD: Just trying to make sure we don't have anymore controversy tonight…haha! Look at that!
VJ: Squirrel attacking Big Foot from behind with right hands. Big Foot…he's shrugging the hits off!
DD: Come on, Squirrely!!!
VJ: Squirrel hits off the ropes…shoulderblock but Squirrel bounces right off of him!!!!!!!! He pops back to his feet, he hits off the ropes again…another failed shoulderblock attempt!
DD: Squirrel you might need to choose another strategy!!!!!
VJ: Squirrel hits off the ropes again…Big Foot tries for a clothesline but misses…Squirrel tries for a high cross body but he's caught…
DD: Oh no!!! Fight it, Squirrel! Fight it!!!!
VJ: Big Foot lifts him high into the air!!!!!! Gorilla Press Slam sends Squirrel crashing hard to the mat!!!!!! Squirrel is bouncing all over this ring like a basketball…he gets back to his feet…BIG BOOT BY BIG FOOT SENDS SQUIRREL FLYING TO THE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!! I can feel it, Dave!!! There's that feeling in the pit of my stomach! We’re gonna see a new champion!!!!!!!
DD: That feeling you're feeling right now probably is bad gas! The belt ain't going nowhere tonight! Look at that!
VJ: Squirrel and Zydrex tripped Big Foot and drag him to the floor…aww come on!!!!! We've got a double team situation on the arena floor!!!! Come on, ref, do something about this!!!! Wait…Big Foot with a hard right just floored Zydrex!!! Down goes Squirrel!!!!!!!! Zydrex down again…Squirrel with a high knee to the back sends Big Foot crashing hard into the guardrail! It's 2 on 1, damn it!!!!
DD: It is not!! We all know that Big Foot is fat enough to be 2 people!
VJ: You idiot! Squirrel is back in the ring and he's having words with the ref…hey!!!! Zydrex is choking Big Foot with that chain on the floor!
DD: Choking with a…Vince you need to clean your glasses! He's not choking him with a chain! He's giving him the ancient Norwegian healing technique know as "Iyamad Ick." He's trying to heal the man!
VJ: Norwe…you're a habitual liar!
DD: Who are you calling a ha-bitch???!
VJ: Iyamad Ick…
DD: That's true.
VJ: (Sighs) Squirrel is on the top rope now…high cross body and he lands right on top of Big Foot!!!!!!!! The Big Man goes down hard!!! Squirrel picks him up by the hair…OH! He slams him hard into the steel stairs!!!!! And again!!!!!! Squirrel…he's grinding his face on the steel stairs!!!! This isn't right! Squirrel and Zydrex toss Big Foot back into the ring…Squirrel to the top rope…BIG SPLASH!!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…kickout by Big Foot!!!!!! What can Squirrel do to beat Big Foot??!
DD: Go for his legs!!!!
VJ: And that looks like what he's gonna do…FIGURE 4!!!!!!! Squirrel is going for it in the center of the…OH!!!!!! Big Foot just used those powerful legs to launch Squirrel into the ringpost…schoolboy…1…2…kickout by Squirrel…clothesline knocks Big Foot hard to the mat!!!!!
DD: Squirrel, rip of his leg and shove it up his ass!
VJ: That's a little harsh, isn't it?! Squirrel has the legs of Big Foot again…elbow drop into the knee!!!!!! Squirrel is trying hard to take out the knee of the big man! He's dragging him over the ringpost now…
DD: Oh this is gonna be good. I love this move, Vince!
VJ: You love a lot of things tonight. Squirrel is trying to get Big Foot to the post…he's too big!!!!! OH!!! Elbow drop right into the face by Squirrel! He has his leg now…he's going for the Figure 4 again…he's got it slapped on!!!!!!!! Big Foot is locked in the dreaded figure 4…
DD: He's tapping!!! Ring it!!!!!!!
VJ: He is not tapping! Big Foot is hurting…this is 1 of the most painful holds in the business, and Squirrel has it locked in perfectly!! Big Foot is trying to reach for the ropes…Zydrex is giving Squirrel leverage! He's holding his arms to give him leverage!!!!
DD: He is not! He's just using the ancient Norwegian technique of cheating.
VJ: O…that actually made sense. Ref…look! Squirrel and Zydrex quickly break. Big Foot…he looks like he's hanging on by a thread…and again, Squirrel using Zydrex on the outside for…the ref kicks their arms to break the cheating!!!
DD: What the hell kinda crap is that???!
VJ: Referee Jim Jonathan did the right thing!
DD: Right thing my ass! Nobody kicks Squirrel and gets away with it! Ain't that right, Squirrel?!
VJ: Squirrel just shoved the ref…he could get DQ'd here but the DQ goes to the champion…the ref shoves Squirrel back!!!!
DD: Oh…he's gonna die now! Should I give him my gun?
VJ: Squirrel is still talking trash to the ref…he took a swing but Jimmy ducks..HE POPPED SQUIRREL RIGHT IN THE MOUTH!!!!!!!!! The ref just hit Squirrel…Squirrel nails the ref with a right hand…Squirrel and the ref are trading blows!!!!!!!!!
DD:
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF FFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHTVJ: This isn't really a ref fight but we've got a brawl between the ref and a wrestler…Big Foot is back to his feet and he has Squirrel by the throat…CHOKESLAM!!!!! He hooks the leg…1…2…Zydrex pulls the ref to the floor, damn it!
(A Lightning bolt strikes the stage as "Ride the Lightning" blasts over the PA system)
DD: Oh no!!!!! Now it's 3 on 2!!!!!!!!!
VJ: It's Lightning…and the zamboni!!!!!!! Lightning just rode out to the ring on that zamboni…he's going after Zydrex…LIGHTNING BOLT ON ZYDREX!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: What the hell???! Who the hell does he think he is???!
VJ: Lightning just got him a piece of Zydrex and now he's calling for something from the rafters…it's a bungee cord!!!!!!!
DD: What is he doing, Vince?!
VJ: He just hooked that cable to Zy's belt and now he's raising him to the rafters!!! Up, up and away!!!!!! Zydrex is being taken care of thanks to Lightning…OH! Squirrel just clotheslined Lightning from behind and he goes down! He picks up Big Foot now and tosses him back into the ring!!!! He's dragging the challenger to the corner now…
DD: HAHA! Here we go! I feel a nutt coming on!!!!!
VJ: That really didn't sound right. Squirrel is pointing at Lightning on the floor…THERE'S THE NUTT BUSTER!!!!!!! SQUIRREL IS RIDING THE NUTT BUSTER ON BIG FOOT!!!!!
DD: And now he's ready for the Nutt Shot!!!!!!! The same move that knocked the Spark out of Lightning at Game Time!!!
VJ: Squirrel is waiting for the big man to get back to his feet…here it comes…NO!!!!! Big Foot caught the foot…he spins him around…belly to belly suplex…no! Squirrel counters with a left hook to the ear!!! He's hammering away at the ear of Big Foot…Big Foot tries for a huge clothesline that misses, Squirrel hits off the ropes…LIGHTNING TRIPS HIM UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: That's a DQ!!!!! Ring the bell!!!!
VJ: Big Foot with a boot to the stomach of Squirrel…DEMOLISHER BOMB!!!!!!!
DD: I said ring the bell!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! DQ!!!!!! Stop this sumbitch!!!!
VJ: Demolisher bomb…we have a cover…1…2…3!!!!!!!! We have a NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA World Champion: BIG FOOT!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Do you believe in miracles??!!!!!!!!!!!!
DD: Miracle my ass!!!!!!!! It was a damn DQ!!!!! Lightning was using the ancient Laportian technique of being a punk ass bitch!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: Lightning is in the ring and he's giving his cousin a hug! Big Foot overcame the odds, Zydrex, Squirrel's cheating, he has avenged Lightning's loss at Game Time and now he is the new World Champion! The 1st in his illustrious career!!!
DD: He CHEATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
VJ: We've got GX coming out here…Panther, Rage, Diamond, Blade…Tina and Chyna are here too! What a win for Big Foot! And now what's Lightning presenting him with???!
DD: It's a belt wrapped in barbwire! I hope he cuts himself and dies! Big Cheat!
VJ: Will you stop?! It's Celebration Time in Little Rock! For Delaware Dave, this is Vince Johnson saying so long!
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