(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and fades into darkness. The scene opens backstage, where we see Psyko Stevo walking through the hallways with a metal baseball bat. He hitting everything that gets in his way)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...welcome to FNS...we are live from Nashville! There you see Psyko Stevo...

KT: He doesn't look happy, Johnson! He doesn't look happy at all!

VJ: Stevo...is he headed out here?! Fans...what's gonna happen tonight on the Slam?!?!?!

(The FNS opening video/theme song plays as the camera opens up to the sold out Nashville Arena as 2 blue rockets flare up at the bottom of the ramp and race towards the entrance, where dozens of blue and red pyro explosions go off at the entrance. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "Obey Your Thurst: Drink Sprite", "Tina=THE BALDEST CHICK", "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE F*CK OUT", "ANGLE IS MY HERO", and "MURDA!!!" The camera cuts down to the commentary table where Vince Johnson and Kevin Taylor are seated)

VJ: From the Sold out Arena in Nashville, ladies and gentlemen...WE ARE LIVE for another wild edition of the MOTHERSHIP...Vince Johnson alongside Kevin Taylor, and welcome to the FRIDAY NIGHT SLAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!

KT: Yes Vince Johnson, this has the potential to be the biggest, most tumultuous FNS of 2002! Right here tonight! Can you FEEEL the electricity?!?!?!

VJ: Well...

("Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach hits the PA system and the arena lights begin to dim. Thick green mist rolls out from the locker room and the crowd cheers as Psyko Stevo walks out onto the stage carrying his baseball bat in his right hand)

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen...

KT: Can you feel the energy already VJ?! Can you feel it?!

VJ: Psyko Stevo on his way out to ringside...he is not scheduled to be out here folks!

KT: It doesn't matter whether or not the man is scheduled to be out here! All that matters is that this is a treat for the fans! Excitement for a fans! The fans are our #1 concern in Angel--I mean the NFWA, and tonight we show our appreciation to them with two of the hugest main events in FNS history!!!!

VJ: But what is Stevo...why are you so happy to see him out here?

KT: What, I'm not allowed to be happy all of a sudden?

VJ: You're always talking about how you hate the Blood Hounds! How you hate Ice Storm, and now all of a sudden...

KT: I've never said such a thing, VJ, and shame on you for trying to accuse me, the #1 broadcast journalist in the game of being biased! I have hatred for no man! The word hate isn't even in my vocabulary! All I care about is the fans, and making sure they get a good product, and our loving CEO Tina has given me an ANGELFIRE guarantee that we will get one here tonight!

(Stevo climbs into the ring and statches the mic from the ring announcer. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and chants of "Blood, Blood, Blood, Blood" begin to break out across the arena.)

Psyko: Please...spare me your cheers! I'm not out here for a popularity contest! I'm not out here to shake hands and kiss babies...I'm out here to handle some business...to handle business with YOU...ICE CUBE!!!!

KT: (sinister smile)

VJ: Ice Cube??!?!? Ice Cube...wait just a minute!!

KT: Oh my goodness, good golly Ms. Molly, VJ Vince Jiggero! Can you feel the sparks beginning to fly?!?!

VJ: Why Ice Cube?! Why would Stevo...I thought they had allied with Ice Storm!!

KT: Apparently the alliance is dead, Vince! IT'S DEAD!!!

Psyko: Now...Cube, it's bad enough that this past Tuesday you try to knock my head off with the Ice Breaker!!! It's bad enough that you come out here and lay me flat on my back and not even have to courtesy to apologize...but then to say the things you said about me this week?! Saying how Psyko Stevo isn't in you're league??!! (Mixed reaction) Saying...saying how you're too good to be in the ring with the Ironman! Saying how fighting me is like a step down for you...

VJ: Wait a minute!

KT: Business is picking up!

Psyko: That crap you said...about you being a big time legend...and how I'm not even worthy of being in the same company as you...being in the same ring as you...see Ice Cube...this is the kinda stuff that makes me angry!!!!! It's this kinda stuff that pisses me off! Ya see, T and I tried to put our differences aside! We tried to coexist with you and Lightning to fight a greater cause! To fight against Angelfire instead of fighting against each other...yet when I look at you today...after hearing what you said about me, it's pretty damn obvious that you're ego is too damn big for this alliance! (Mixed reaction) So Cube...we don't hafta wait until later tonight! I'm ready right now! If you got the sack...if you got the manhood you will bring your ass down to the ring RIGHT NOW...(LOUD POP) bring your ass down here RIGHT NOW and I'll show everybody that what I've been saying about you all along is the truth...and that's that you're not a legend...you're not great...you're not even remotely good...YOU'RE HAS BEEN!!!!!

KT: OOOOOOH!!!!! TAG!! TAG!!! TAG!!! VINCE JOHNSON! HE TAGGED HIM GOOD!!!

VJ: Psyko Stevo accusing Ice Cube of...WHOA!!!

(2 red pyro blasts go off by the entrance and "My Hero" hits the PA system. The crowd goes wild as Ice Cube walks out onto the stage with a mic and heads down the ramp to the ring)

KT: Oh my God, Vince what a night! They're not gonna wait til later tonight! They're gonna do it now! The Universal Title on the line right now! They're gonna go...

VJ: I don't understand this! I mean...yes, Ice Cube accidentally hit Stevo with the Ice Breaker on Gear, but this is the 1st I'm hearing of these allegations...

KT: That's because unlike me, Vince Johnson, you don't keep yourself involved with the inner workings of the locker room! I was back their all week long! In the clos--in the dressing rooms, the steam rooms! You name it, Ice Cube was there, and he badmouthed Stevo like a hog!!! I mean...he talked about him like a dog, and finally, someone is gonna stand up to that big mouth Ice Cube...and I for one can't wait to see it!

VJ: Ice Cube headed into the ring...and we've got officials headed here, and Ice Cube's in the ring!!! Ice Cube and Psyko Stevo...they could come to blows right here!!!!

(The music dies down, the lights return to normal and officials rush the ring to attempt to get between the two. Loud cheers come up from the crowd, and chants of "Let the fight, let them fight, let them fight" break out across the arena. Stevo tries to push his way through the crowd of officials towards Cube, who raises the mic to his lips and speaks)

Ice Cube: So is that right, Stevo? I'm a has been now?! Is that what you...

Psyko: C'MON!

Ice Cube: SHUT UP!!!!!!! (LOUD pop) See...you wanna come out here and talk about sh*t I said about you...I dunno where you hear this sh*t, but lemme tell ya, I didn't say a damn thing about you in the locker room! I didn't say a damn thing other than that I respect you...I think you're a talented wrestler...and that here tonight you're gonna get your ass kicked with the Universal Title on the line! But...

Psyko: That's a damn lie...

Ice Cube: Whoa...I didn't say sh*t about you, but ya know...alliance or not, NOBODY TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT! I am ICE MOTHERF*CKING CUBE...the Universal Champion...nobody talks to me like that and gets away with it! So you wanna show I'm a has been...you wanna fight me right now...I don't have a problem with it...LET'S GO RIGHT NOW! (Crowd pops)

VJ: Oh my goodness, folks!!! Ice Cube---ICE BREAKER!!!!! ICE BREAKER ON REFEREE JIM JONATHAN!!!!

KT: What?!?!?!

VJ: The official is down!!!! STEVO THROWS DOWN ANOTHER ONE!!! FANS...IT'S ABOUT TO BE ON!!!! IT'S ABOUT TO BE ON HERE TONIGHT IN NASHVILLE...

KT: That Ice Cube...he's so damn crazy he probably doesn't even know what he said in the back! I heard him! I heard him with my own two ears! He was yakking a mile a minute....

VJ: Ice Cube and Stevo!!! Ice Cube and Stevo about to come to blows and...WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT...THAT'S T MONEY!!! T MONEY ON HIS WAY OUT TO RINGSIDE NOW!!! T Money out here...AND T MONEY SHOVES ICE CUBE!!!! T Money...shoving Ice Cube off of his partner...

KT: I think this thing is getting ready to turn into a 2 on 1!!! Can you believe this Johnson...

VJ: T Money...no, I think he's trying to reason with them! T Money trying to reason with Ice Cube and Stevo...trying to help cooler heads prevail...

KT: And there's Lightning!!!!!

VJ: Lightning...Lightning out to ringside now!!! Fans, this thing has definitely turned into a volitile situati---GOOD GOD, HE SHOVED T MONEY!!!!!

KT: (laughs) Oh...this is just...too...good!!!

VJ: Lightning...tonight, he will defend his World Title against T Money, but apparently he just took exception to something with the Toughman--T SHOVES HIM BACK!!!

KT: HAHA! Can you feel the energy surging through this arena?! You can cut it with a knife it's so thick!

VJ: The Blood Hounds and Ice Storm...this temporary alliance against Angelfire is in the ring...face to face...eye to eye...nose to nose...

KT: It's gonna happen! Any moment, VJ! Any mo...

(***BOOOOM*** A HUGE RED pyro blast goes off on stage, and "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" by Eve and Gwen Stefani hits the PA system. The arena lights drop, throbbing red and pink spotlights shine upon the stage and a chorus of boos rolls up from the crowd as Tina walks out onto the stage, followed by Firestorm, Kid Money, Alyssa Sanders, the Game and the World Class Superstars. A mixture of "She's Got Herpes" and "You Suck" chants break out throughout the arena as the music dies down, Tina raises a mic to her lips and prepares to speak)

Tina: (smiles) WELL...WELL...WELL!!!!!

(The boos become deafening, as the camera pans the crowd, picking up signs such as "World Class Sissies", "Tuna Sucks", and "Sewaside got his". The camera cuts back to the stage, where Tina continues)

Tina: If it isn't the precious alliance!!!! (Crowd pops) Yeah!! If it isn't the 4 men who last week here on the Slam promised to bring Angelfire to its very knees!!!!!!!!!!! (Another crowd pop) Well look at them! 4 of the top superstars in the NFWA today...fighting amongst themselves like school children!! That's just...just...NASTY? No...no, it's not nasty...IT'S DOWN RIGHT PATHETIC!!!!!!! (Crowd boos)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...Angelfire out here at ringside...

KT: And Tina is telling it like it is! She may have never done commentary before, but I can sense the spirit of a fine broadcast journalist in that young woman!

Tina: I mean...Stevo...SURE!! This past week, Ice Cube has ragged on your ass to anybody he can find...I mean...to me...to Firestorm...to Kevin Taylor...to the superstars in the back, to his parents, the school crossing guard, ANYBODY HE COULD FIND...he made sure to mention just how much you absolutely SUCK...but still...that's no reason to get all bent outta shape!!! I mean...(crowd boos) I mean...you're a team for God's sake!!! If your teammate can't be open with his feelings...well, he wasn't exactly open...seeing how he went behind your back spreading all those damn lies about you...BUT STILL! If your partner, if your allies can't criticize you...well damn it, who can?!?!?

KT: (clapping) That is true! That is so true...PREACH ON MY SISTAH!

VJ: Something is not right here.

Tina: And Ice Cube...instead of coming out here tonight...knowing that you're too old to hang with a young stud like Stevo there...(semi pop) instead of coming out here picking a fight with somebody that's obviously WAY outta your league...simply because you're jealous of his success...jealous of his accomplishments...you should be working together, damn it!!!!

KT: So true! She'd make a great motivational speaker, wouldn't she?

VJ: Tina trying to instigate this situation between the alliance!!!

KT: (gasp) How dare you, Vin?!

Tina: See...you guys...the four of you...(chuckles) ya know why you suck??!! Because you're not us!!! You're not a well oiled machine like the great Angelfire is! You don't have teamwork! You don't like each other...you're all jealous of each other...you'll probably end up destroying yourselves before you even get the slightest chance to put a chink in our armor...

Lightning: Well why don't you and that barrel of monkeys bring your asses down to this ring and prove that we can't take you out!!! How bout that?!?!?!

(The crowd erupts with cheers as chants of "Lightning, Lightning" break out across the arena.)

Tina: (rolls eyes) Sparky...PUUUUUH-LEASE!!!!! We didn't come out here right now to make you guys look bad...believe me, you do a pretty damn good job on your own! But ya see...(giggles) rather, we came out here to put you and the whole world on notice! Ya see...right here tonight...FROM MUSIC CITY, USA...heh...we're gonna show you what a well-oiled machine can do! We're gonna show you what Angelfire is all about!!! See...first, for your title matches tonight...(angelic smile). See...judging by what we've just seen you guys are LOUD...rude...uncivilized jackasses, and sticking you hot heads in the ring with each other tonight would get pretty much out of control...so I've decided to do two things...for the Universal Title match...I'm naming the Alaskin Pride...the NFWA Commissioner...the cornerstone of Angelfire...FIRESTORM...as the special guest referee!!!!

VJ: OH WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!!

KT: What?!

VJ: Firestorm...how the hell can he officiate this match?! He's not an official!

KT: He's THE official! he is the commish! 7 foot, 330 pounds...no one can touch him ,VJ! It's money!

Tina: Yeah...Firestorm will be the guest ref of that 1st title match...and yours truly...(LOUD boos) well...I know I'm refereeing the match at Breakin' the Rulz...and I know...I'm not an officially qualified ref...I'm not a licensed official...so that's why right here tonight, I've decided to get some qualiry practice time...by refereeing the Lightning/T Money match for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!! NOW HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?!?!? (Crowd boos wildly)

KT: (clapping) Like it?! Like it?! I love it, Tina! You're great! You're a genius!

VJ: And YOU'RE a kiss ass! How the hell can she referee that match tonight?!

KT: Well she's gotta start somewhere, Veej! C'mon...have a heart!

VJ: The woman...she's gonna try and screw somebody tonight!

KT: Veejy, Veejy, Veejy...screwance is not in Tina's vocabulary! It's not in Firestorm's vocabulary. They stand for truth, justice and honesty...remember?

VJ: Honesty my ass! This stinks!! This whole situation stinks!

Tina: (crowd quiets down) Now...I really...REALLY hope you all enjoy tonight's show...because I know for damn sure we will!!! Cuz...see...this may not be a World Class Week...BUT IT IS AN ANGELFIRE NIGHT!!! And don't you forget it!!!!

(Red pyro shoots up from the ringposts and "Let Me Blow Ya Mind" starts up over the PA system once again. Tina gives Firestorm a kiss on the cheek, and together they head back to the locker room with Angelfire)

VJ: Fans...we've got a huge triple main event here tonight! 1st it's gonna be the Universal Title on the line...Ice Cube going 1 on 1 with Psyko Stevo! And the World Title will be on the line as T Money...a man still not 100% after being thrown off of a roof 2 weeks ago...he does battle with Lightning! And to make matters worse...FIRESTORM AND TINA will referee those respective matches! I don't like this at all...

KT: What's not to like! You heard what Tina said. These guys are nothing but trouble! They proved it Tuesday night with that savage attack against an upstanding citizen like Sewaside...they are out of control, and Tina and Firestorm are the only ones capable of bringing control...

VJ: BULLSH*T!!!!! Tina and Firestorm wanna do nothing but tear this alliance apart! They wanna take 4 of the top stars in the NFWA and hurt them...

KT: Veej...whoa! Where are you getting this notion that Angelfire wants to hurt the NFWA...

VJ: TINA SAID IT LAST WEEK!!!!

KT: Oh your excuses! Angelfire is looking out for nothing but the good of the public...and tonight, we are gonna see, for the 1st time in a long time, 2 fair title matches here on the Slam!!!

(The cameras cut out to the parking lot, where we see The Elites pulling up in a red Chevy)

VJ: Well fans, there you see the Elites!!! Later tonight, they will do battle with the World Class Superstars for the Tag Team Titles! But up next, it's Tristram!!! He does battle with Deadly Candy Alyssa Sanders! The Light heavyweight Title will be on the line...DON'T YOU DARE GO AWAY!!!!!!

****Commercial for the Triple Threat Title match at Breakin The Rulz...next Sunday night...March 31^st, from Hamilton, ONT, Canada, only on PPV****

NFWA Rewind

Game Time (2/24/02):

DD: Alyssa...(whining) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!

VJ: She's gonna give these people something to remember!

DD: What's that? A funeral?!

VJ: Alyssa...climbing that 15 foot steel cage!!! Superstardom on Ice Cube!!!!! DJP...he just KO'd Ice Cube in the other cage!!!

DD: F*ck Cube! Alyssa's gonna kill herself!!!

VJ: Havok is down...Tristram trying to get his wits about him...and Alyssa...God as my witness...don't tell me she's gonna...

DD: Don't do it, Alyssa! Don't do it!

VJ: These fans are on their feet!

DD: SIT THE F*CK DOWN, YOU IDIOTS! Alyssa! Don't jump! Please...don't jump! Don't...

VJ: Alyssa...oh my...OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH MYYYYYYY....SWEET SENSATION MISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRISTRAM PULLED HAVOK OUT OF THE WAY,AND ALYSSA...

DD: Oh my God...

VJ: Alyssa hit hard off the canvas! Tristram with a cover...hook of the leg...2...HE GOT HER!!!!!!

(****LIVE ACTION**** The scene opens in the VIP room, where we see Angelfire sitting around drinking champagne. Firestorm gets up from the sofa and raises his glass into the air)

Firestorm: Ladies and gentlemen...a toast...to the strongest force in the history of professional wrestling! ANGELFIRE!!!

Tina: (toasts Firestorm) To an Angelfire night! (laughs)

The Game: (laughing) He won't even know what hit him. HAHA...

Kerrboski: I am shocked and appalled! How can you guys laugh?! At a time like this?!

Tina: Excuse me?

Kerrboski: I mean...Kurt Angle!! That Olympic asswipe embarrassed me Tuesday night! He humiliated me, damn it...and he gets away with it?!

Tina: Hey...I said the 1st person to get their hands on him would get $100,000...

Kerrboski: I DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY!!! This is bigger than money...this is pride we're talking about here!!! He embarrassed me...and nobody embarrasses me and gets away with it...as a matter of fact...the second Angle sets foot through that door...I'm calling his ass out...and I promise...I guarantee that I will TOTALLY go World Class...ON HIS OLYMPIC ASS!!!! HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!!!!!!

(Tina, DJP, Firestorm, the Game and the suits turn and look at Kerrboski like he's a fool)

Kerrboski: (slightly embarrassed) Well...he's butt is mine when he gets here...TOTALLY!

DJP: Yeah!

(The camera pans the room one last time before cutting out to ringside for the 1st match)

Light Heavyweight Title: "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders (Champion) Vs Tristram

(The lights dim, thick smoke rolls out from the locker room and Pryo explodes as Tear Away by Drowning Pool begins to balres through the arena...then through the smoke runs out Tristram!...He runs to one side of the ramp yelling and taunting to the fans and they explode with cheers as Darkest Desires walks out to behind him. He takes her hand and together they walk down the ramp to ringside. Desires climbs up the ring stairs and Tristram slides into the ring, climbs the far turnbuckle and poses for the crowd as the music dies down. The lights turn a deep pink as "My Generation" by Limp Bizkit hits the PA system, and the crowd boos as "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders walks out onto the stage carrying the Light Heavyweight Title belt over her shoulder. She walks down the entrance ramp, climbs upon the ring apron and steps through the ropes, and raises her title belt into the air as dozens of camera flashbulbs go off in the crowd)

KT: Take a look at her, Veej! Isn't she the epitome of beauty?!

VJ: What?

KT: I said...(sighs) oh read a book!!! I'm talking about the Light Heavyweight Champion...Alyssa Sanders! One of the greatest...

VJ: HEY!!! THAT'S THE ROCKER!!!!

KT: What the...ALYSSA LOOK OUT!!!

VJ: OH MY GOODNESS!!! THE ROCKER OUT HERE AT RINGSIDE...TRYING TO GET AT DEADLY CANDY...AND WE'VE GOT OFFICIALS OUT HERE TRYING TO HOLD HIM BACK!!!!

KT: I told you the guy was an imbecile, Johnson!!

VJ: The Rocker...oh my goodness! The Rocker was dumped a few weeks back by Deadly Candy when she jumped to Angelfire...and he's lost it!!!! The Rocker has just...

KT: See Vince...that's one of the reasons Alyssa dropped the Rocker in the first place! He's a loser! He's a hot head! And he's a woman abuser...

VJ: He is not...

KT: Oh yes he is! Word in the locker room is that the guy makes Ike Turner look like Ghandi...

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE! TRISTRAM FROM BEHIND WITH A SPEAR!!!!!!

Ding DIng Ding!!!

KT: NO!!!

VJ: Alyssa distracted with the Rocker on the outside and Tristram caught her off guard! There's a hook of the leg...2...NEW CHAMPION...NO!!! Alyssa just barely able to get her foot on the rope!

KT: I tell ya Vinneroo, it's a sad, sad day when fans actually cheer the blatant abuse of women on national TV! I mean...I know these guys here in Nashville are redneck hicks, but c'mon!

VJ: Alyssa back to her feet...right hand blocked...Tristram shoves her right back into the corner!

KT: What a bully--OH C'MON!!!

VJ: And now look at Tristram! Stomping down!! Stomping away upon the Light Heavyweight Champion...

KT: What a big man picking on a precious little lady like that! Has he no shame?! No morals?! No values?!

VJ: Alyssa could have no belt in a minute! Irish whip by Tristam sends---OH!!! ALYSSA HITS HARD OFF THE BUCKLE!!! Sternum first and a CLOTHESLINE sends her crashing to the mat! There's the cover...2...NO!!!! Alyssa barely able to kickout before the 3! And things are not looking good at all for the Light Heavyweight Champion! Tristram now...he's got her by the hair...OH! And a HARD knife edge chop to the chest!!!! And another sends Alyssa staggering back into the ropes! There's an Irish whip...Alyssa---OH!!! Putting on the breaks...and the Champion's gonna take a breather on the outside!!!

KT: Yes!! What a wise move by the Light Heavyweight Champion! She reeks of that Angelfire brilliance!

VJ: Well Alyssa...on the outside, trying to slow...is she coming over here? Is she...GIMME A BREAK!!!

KT: (gives Alyssa a big hug) It's ok! I understand...

VJ: Alyssa Sanders...Kevin Taylor over here trying to---OH WATCH DARK!!! DARK'S GOT EM BOTH!!!!!

KT: (Struggling) UNHAND ME YOU SAUCY WITCH!!!! UNHAND ME...

VJ: Darkest Desires...she's got them both by the hair---

KT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH--**THUD** (falls to the ground)

VJ: DOUBLE NOGGIN KNOCKER!!!!!!! ALYSSA SANDERS AND KEVIN TAYLOR ARE DOWN...WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!!!!!!!!!!! KID MONEY!!!! KID MONEY BEHIND THE BACK OF THE OFFICIAL...HE JUST TOOK OUT THE KNEE OF TRISTRAM!!! DAMN IT!!! THE SON OF A...Tristram is down in the ring...referee Cooper didn't see a thing...and watch Money! Kid Money helping Alyssa Sanders into the ring! Damn it...don't tell me...

KT: (holding his head) MY EARS!!!! MY EARS, VINCE! MY EARS!!!

VJ: Will you...Tristram is down in the ring...and look at Alyssa...don't tell me she's gonna steal this thing...1...2...thr--NO!!!!!!!! Tristram's out after 2!!!!!!! Kid Money couldn't get the job done...and look at him on the outside! He is LIVID, Kevin!

KT: (groans) Vince...Vince I think...

VJ: Will you...

KT: I think I'm slipping into a coma, Vince!!!!

VJ: Will you stop acting like a baby and do your job?!

KT: Do my job?! This is a serious medical injury I'm suffering from here! That no good witch may have caused me to brain my broadcast damage...I mean yamage my braker taker...I mean...C'MON ALYSSA!!!

VJ: (Rolls eyes) Alyssa Sanders now...she's going right after the leg of Tristram! The same knee that was injured with that chop block by Kid Money...AND SHE DRIVES HER KNEE RIGHT INTO THE INSERTION OF TRISTRAM'S!!! AND AGAIN!!!! ALYSSA SANDERS...she may be trying to win this thing with a submission!

KT: No, Veejerino, what she's doing is taking apart the knee! Working it over...he won't be able to hit the End if he can't walk...

VJ: And now...OH! Alyssa just spit in the face of Desires!!! Darkest Desires up on the ap--SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!! REF!!!! KID MONEY JUST TOOK A SHOT RIGHT TO THE KNEE OF TRISTRAM!!!!

KT: Vince, remember what you're mother told you about the Boy who cried wolf?

VJ: Wolf my ass, the son of a...

KT: Uh uh uh! This is a family show, Veejie!

VJ: Damn it...Tristram's knee has been attacked twice already in this match by Alyssa...and what's she going for here?! Alyssa...she's a little over 5 feet...100 pounds...what is she doing?!

KT: She's retaining the Light Heavyweight Title...LOOK IT!!! LOOK IT...OOOOOH!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!! MODIFIED VERSION OF THE INDIAN DEATH LOCK...

KT: Executed with the pure perciseness that can only be delivered by the mighty Angelfire! You've got to love her, Johnson!

VJ: Alyssa Sanders...wrenching on the knee of Tristram...TRISTRAM IS SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF!!!! TRISTRAM IS IN A WORLD OF PAIN RIGHT NOW...

KT: Darn tootin'! How about that, Tristram?! Thought you could come in and pick on a woman...well look at you now jerkface! YOU'RE NOTHING! SCUM! DIRT! TRASH!!!

VJ: Tristram...not quite in the center of the ring, but too far away from the ropes...and he may hafta give, Kevin! He may hafta tap!

KT: No mays about it! It's a done deal, VJ! When the match was signed...

VJ: Wait a minute...Alyssa breaking the hold!

KT: What?!

VJ: Tristram was beginning to inch closer to the ropes...as light as Alyssa is, she wouldn't have been too much of a factor if she had kept that hold on...and look at her now! Showboating for the crowd...

KT: Can you feel the love for that woman?! Can you, Vince?!

VJ: Well...Alyssa's certainly got her share of fans here in Nashville, and watch Tristram! Tristram trying to get back to his feet....OH!!!!!! HE GETS BLASTED WITH A COUGH DROP!!!!!!! Picture perfect move by Alyssa...and she hooks the leg...this thing could be all here...2...and---NO!!!!! He kicks out once again!!!

KT: (bangs the desk) Durnit!!!! How can he...I'm starting to wonder if Dave was right about these moronic officials, because even Steven Q. Urkel could see that was a 3, darn it...3!!!

VJ: Leave your cousin out of this, Taylor.

KT: Cou...(smirks) Cute!

VJ: Yes. Boot to the head by Alyssa...and another one! Tristram...he seems to be out of it, folks! Deadly Candy...

KT: Another successful title defense by the single greatest female wrestler ever to...

VJ: Will you stop kissing her ass?!

KT: Why is it that everytime I give someone a compliment, you come back with you're childish remarks! I happen to admire this woman! She's got guts, skill! The true heart and desire to be a champion! I swear, Veejus, the next toupee you buy should come equipped with a brain, because you obviously can't recognize true talent when you see it...

VJ: AND ALYSSA'S GOING UP TOP!!!

KT: YES!!!!!!!!

VJ: Deadly Candy...Tristram has not been off the mat since getting hit with the Cough Drop! Alyssa may be getting set to finish this one off!

KT: Yes Vince Johnson! To all the little girls watching at home...PAY ATTENTION!!! Put down your Gameboys! Throw away the crayons! Get your fingers out of your noses and PAY ATTENTION...because this woman is a true role model! A true heroine! You should all be down on your hands and knees right now looking up to this fine...

VJ: WAIT A SECOND! THAT'S KAMMY!

KT: WHA...??!?!

VJ: Kammy!!! Kammy's on the stage!!! Kammy's on the stage...

KT: She has no right to be out here! ATTACK HER KID!!! ATTACK HER!!!!

VJ: Kid Money---WHAT DO YOU MEAN ATTACK HER?!?! AFTER ALL YOU SAID ABOUT TRISTRAM PICKING ON WOMEN...

KT: Kammy is not a woman! She is a poor excuse for a---NO!!!!!!!!!

VJ: OHHH!!! TRISTRAM CAUGHT ALYSSA NAPPING!!!!! ALYSSA JUST CROTCHED ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!!

KT: That imbecilic...somebody get that filthy wench outta this arena right now!!!

VJ: With Kammy looking on from the Stage...watch Tristram! Climbing the buckle...he's got Alyssa...

KT: Um...Kid!!!!! PLAN B!!! PLAN B!!! PLA---OOOOOOOH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!

VJ: BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX FROM THE TOP!!!!!!!

KT: (Crying) NOOO! NOOO!

VJ: The cover...1...2...WE'VE GOT A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Tear Away"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA Light Heavyweight Champion: Tristram!!!!!!!

KT: YOU ANIMAL!!!!! YOU BRUTE, MY GOD! SHE'S A WOMAN, VINCE!!! SHE'S A WOMAN!

VJ: Kid Money charging the ring and Tristram getting outta dodge!!! Tristram...Tristram...TRISTRAM IS THE NEW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! ALLLLLRIGHT!!!!

KT: I demand an instant replay!!! I saw Alyssa's shoulder pop off the mat right before 3! I'm positive!

VJ: You saw nothing but a NEEWW CHAMPION! ALLLRIGHT!!

KT: (shoves Vince) HOW CAN YOU CONDONE THIS?!?! This is...this is sinful! This is immoral! This is...this is...AHHH!

VJ: So far, it's not much of an Angelfire night, now is it, Taylor?!

KT: This is a miscarriage of justice...look at this!

VJ:Alyssa...Alyssa beginning to come too...oh! And she's hot!

KT: You're darn right she's hot!!! I cannot believe...

VJ: Alyssa...OH SHE'S FURIOUS!!! Alyssa Sanders is furious!

(Tristram and Desires head backstage as Alyssa rolls out of the ring and calls for a mic. The music dies down, Alyssa walks back into the ring, and begins to speak)

Alyssa: Kammy...YOU...WORTHLESS...SLUT!!!!!!!!! (Crowd boos)

KT: Ya hear that, Johnson? That's accurate social commentary the likes of which you will ONLY find in the NFWA! Tell her Alyssa! Tell her!

Alyssa: Now since I came to the NFWA I always knew that you were jealous of me...you've wanted to be like me...and you've hated me because you can't beat me! But I never thought you would stoop this low, Kammy! I HAD THE MATCH WON! (Stomps) I HAD THE MATCH WON!!! (STOMPS) I HAD TRISTRAM BEAT AND YOU PEOPLE KNOW IT!!!!!!!! (More boos) But Kammy...you wanna stick your nose in my matches...well how about you bring it back down to the ring so I can stick my foot in your ass!!!!!!!! C'mon!!!!!

VJ: Oh my...Alyssa...Alyssa calling Kammy out!

KT: Don't waste your breath Alyssa! Kammy is a gutless coward! She's a tramp...she doesn't have the nerve to come out here...

VJ: Oh yeah, big mouth?! Tell me another one cuz there she is!!!! Kammy...Kammy on her way back down to the ring!!!

KT: Look at her! She's probably out here to deliver a peace offering---WHAT THE HECK?!?!?!

VJ: THAT'S PANDORA!!!!!!! PANDORA FROM BEHIND JUST IS ATTACKING KAMMY!!!! Pandora...

KT: Where did she come from!??!!?

VJ: I have no idea!!! Pandora now...OH NO!!! PANDORA WITH THAT LEATHER BELT WRAPPED AROUND THE THROAT OF KAMMY!!!! PANDORA!!! SHE IS CHOKING KAMMY OUT...DAMN IT!!! GET HER OFF OF HER!!!

KT: KILL HER!!! KILL HER...

VJ: WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?! Pandora...we've got officials out here---PANDY JUST STRUCK AN OFFICIAL!!!!!! Pandy...she's nuts, Kevin! That woman is certifiable!

KT: Kammy's gonna need a certified physician after this!!! And believe me, the yak has it coming!!

VJ: Kammy...OH!!!!!! Pandora striking her across the back with that belt---AND AGAIN!!! Pandora whipping Kammy!!! The former Light Heavyweight Champion Alyssa Sanders looking on in the ring! Alyssa is...what is Pandy...what...oh no! C'mon---NO!!!!!!!! KAMMYPLEX ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!! She just gave Kammy her own darn move on the outside!

KT: And loving it! (whistles)

VJ: This is a savage...brutal attack by Pandora...and you call yourself a broadcast journalist! How can you cheer for something like this?! How can you cheer for such brutality?!

KT: Easy, see, Kammy...

VJ: Hey wait a minute...Pandora with the steel stairs---OH NO!!!!!!!!! NO!!!! GOD NO...oh my God Kammy!!!!

KT: (sinister laughter)

VJ: Pandora...she just dropped those stairs on the head...those stairs weigh at least 25...oh my God get some help out here! Kammy's hurt!!!!

KT: She brought it all on herself, Johnson! She brought it all upon herself!

VJ: This...this is horrible! These officials trying to calm Pandora down...trying to get her outta here...we need some help down here quick!!

****Commercial*****

(When the break ends, the camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see Kammy being loaded into an ambulance by EMT's)

VJ: Fans, we're back on the Slam...I'm being joined by Kevin Taylor and here you see the results of what happened before the break. Pandora...not only giving Kammy a Kammyplex...her own finisher on the concrete...but then to take those steel stairs...those huge stairs and drop them down on the head of Kammy...that was uncalled for...and Taylor you're laughing.

KT: Exactly right I'm laughing! For months Kammy has been walking around here...her cocky...arrogant attitude...promoting filth and pornography by posing in Playboy...I am proud of Pandora! That's a Women's Champion we can respect...

VJ: The Woman is a damn lunatic---WAIT A MINUTE!!!! THERE SHE IS AGAIN!!!!! PANDORA ONCE AGAIN ATTACKING KAMMY IN THE PARKING LOT DAMN IT!!!! C'MON!!!!

KT: KILL HER, PANDY!!! KILL HER!!! KILL HER...

VJ: Oh my goodness...she's got that...is that barbwire---SHE'S WRAPPING BARBWIRE AROUND THE HEAD OF KAMMY!!!! THIS IS...THIS IS SICK!!! SOMEBODY GET HER OUTTA THERE!!!!!! Kammy...we've got officials trying to get Pandora outta there...she's gonna kill her!!!!

(Officials, security guards and EMT's pull Pandora off of Kammy, wrestle her to the ground and drag her out of the room kicking and screaming. The camera cuts back to the Angelfire VIP room, where the group is sitting around watching the attack on a monitor. Alyssa snickers as she watches on)

Alyssa: (laughing) You've gotta hand it to Kammy. She sure knows how to take a good licking, doesn't she? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAHHHAHAHAHAHA...

(Alyssa walks over to where Tina is seated and extends her hand, as if asking for a high five. Instead, Tina meets her with a cold, angry stare)

Alyssa: HAHA...ha...(notices Tina) um...ha...what? Don't you think that's funny?

Tina: (stands)Funny?! FUNNY?! I don't see anything funny about LOSING, Alyssa!

Alyssa: (stunned) Huh?! Wha...

Tina: YOU LOST THE LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!!!! You...

Alyssa: Bu...

Tina: BUT NOTHING! YOU LOST!!! YOU FAILED!!! YOU FAILED ME, ALYSSA!! And you find that funny?! You find that laughable?!?!

The Game: C'mon, Tina! With all due respect, it looked like she had the match won if it wasn't for...

Tina: (SLAPS THE HELL OUTTA THE GAME) I DIDN'T ASK YOU!!!!!! THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND HER! YOU'VE GOT A MATCH NOW, SO TAKE YOUR ASS OUT TO THE RING NOW!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!! Huh?!

The Game: (rubbing his face) Uh...yeah! Sorry...let's go Mys...(takes Mysery by the hand)

Mysery: You're gonna let her do that to you?!

(Mysery and The Game exit the room and the door slams behind them. DJP, Alyssa, and Firestorm look on somewhat nervously as Tina paces back and forth about the room)

Tina: Ya know...I don't get you guys! I mean...I handpicked you to lead the Angelfire crusade!! You are my handpicked army to rid the World of the cancer that is the NFWA and what do you do?! You lose?!?! You fail me?!

DJP: Well...you don't hafta worry about us losing, tonight Tina! I mean...look at who we're facing...

Tina: You're damn right you're not gonna lose! Because if you lose...if you ruin this night for me...I promise that Ice Storm and the Blood Hounds won't be the only people suffering around here! Got that?! (turns to leave)

Firestorm: TINA...(door slams) DAMN!

(DJP and Alyssa look at one another and the camera cuts out to ringside for the next match) The Rocker Vs The Game

"Points of Authority" blasts over the P.A. and the crowd comes to their feet. The Rocker then walks out onto the top of the ramp and starts to taunt the crowd, The Rocker then walks down the ramp slowly and confidently, he rolls into the ring and jumps up and taunts the crowd once again. All of a sudden his music cuts out as "Its Time To Play The Game" by Motorhead blares over the P.A. as the crowd jumps to their feet again and starts booing the hell out of him, he stands up at the top of the ramp with a bottle of water in his hand and looks over the crowd, he then takes a sip of his water and throws the bottle down and the spits it into mist up in the air and raises his arms. He then pulls a mic out of his back pocket and starts to talk.

The Game: The Rocker, what a joke, I mean do you seriously think that I am going to step into that ring with you tonight???

The Rocker nods yes

The Game: Well ya know what, I am gonna step into that ring with you tonight, I am going to come down there and take out my frusterations on you, all of them, and trust me it will not be a pretty site. I am going to tear you apart limb from limb and make you bleed, make you bleed until there is no more blood left in your body and then dispose of it in a garbage dumpster where it belongs!!!

VJ: My god, is it me or is this man acting just a little bit different from when he left to take a vacation???

KT: What the hell are you talking about??? He seems as normal as he has ever seemed.

The Game is slowly walking down the ramp, by this time he is at the middle of the ramp.

The Game: Well Rocker, I hope you are ready for the fight of your life, because you can rest assured that when I get my hands on you it will be Game Over for you!!! Because unlike what all of you like to think even though I am Angelfire for life, I do not need any help to win a match and I am going to prove that to everyone tonight!!!

The Game then drops the mic, rips off his shirt and throws it into the crowd and runs down to the ring and rolls in as the bell rings.

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ:The Game looks intense, and he storms right in the ring and jumps all over The Rocker!

KT: Oh no, The Rocker switches the momentum around with a few punches, irish whip into the turnbuckle and The Game flips over the ropes!

VJ: OH MY GOD HE LANDED ON HIS HEAD!!!! The Rocker now walking over to the ropes, AND HE SPITS ON THE GAME!!!

KT: What a poor sportsman, and now he climbs out of the ring and walks over to The Game and takes him and grabs him and irish whips him into the barricade and chases after him and clotheslines him from behind and The Game goes flying into the crowd.

VJ: The Rocker now going into the crowd, he goes over to The Game and picks him up and goes to irish whip him back but The Game reverses it and sends The Rocker over the barricade. The Game now hops over and grabs The Rocker and throws him into the ring, he rolls him in under the bottom ropes and then follows under and rolls under the bottom rope, he gets in the ring and stands up and spits on The Rocker now!!

KT: What a great sportsman The Game is!!!

VJ: But didnt you say that The Rocker was a poor sportsman.... OH nevermind, The Game in perfect control of this match, he picks The Rocker up and sends him to the ropes and kicks him in the stomach and the runs over to the ropes and runs back at The Rocker and hits him with a knee right to his face!!!

KT: The Game is now going over to the turnbuckle. HAHAHAHAHA! He is making a mockery out of this match by going and sitting down in the corner waiting for The Rocker to get up when he could have pinned him by now, that just shows how Angelfire gives people chances.

VJ: MY ASS THEY GIVE PEOPLE A BREAK!!!

KT: Watch the language there Vince, The Rocker is now getting up and The Game gets up and walks over to him and hits him in the stomach and hits the pedigree. PEDIGREE ITS ALL OVER NOW!!!

VJ: The Game goes for the pin, but the referee is out of position and has to run over to the other side of the ring to get the count.

KT: That ref should be fired for that.

VJ: WHAT THE HELL!! WHO IS THAT RUNNING DOWN THE RAMP???? Ive seen that guy backstage but I have no idea who he is, I didnt even knwo he was a wrestler!!!

KT: And what the hell is he doing down here???

VJ: Wait just a second, he runs in the ring before the ref can get the three count, the referee stops the count and goes over to the new guy and asks him who the hell he is.

VJ: CARRION?? Who the hell is Carrion???

KT: It appears he is Carrion, but what the hell is he doing out here???

VJ: OH NO, The Rocker with a low blow while the refs back is turned, Carrion then punches the ref and knocks him out, he is now walking over to The Game, The Rocker is looking at him with a pissed off look because Carrion has cost him the match, Carrion now punches The Rocker right between the eyes and knocks him out too, The Game has won the match but is now getting attacked!!!

KT: The Game didnt need any help to win that match, he would have won it straight if that bastard Carrion hadnt interfered, and now Carrion is attacking The Game again, Carrion has just joined The NFWA and he has allready attacked someone in Angelfire HE IS DEAD!!!

VJ: The Rocker is still lying in the ring and Carrion is beating the hell out of The Game and Carrion has just got a steel chair, and he throws it into the ring!!!

KT: WHAT DOES HE INTEND TO DO WITH THAT THING??? He is waiting for The Game to get up and he smashes it over his skull with a thud and there is a dent in the chair! OH MY LORD ALLMIGHTY WHAT IS GOING ON???

VJ: I will tell you whats going on, Carrion is making a huge mistake doing this, now what??? OH NO, he has grabbed The Game and sets him up between his legs and hits him with a piledriver, OH MY GOD!!

KT: HE SETS HIM UP AGAIN AND DOES IT!!! And then again!!! THE GAME IS CONVULSING!!!!! And The Rocker has done the smart thing and left the ring, and Carrion continues to pound on The Game, and wait a minute here comes Angelfire to the aid of The Game!!!

VJ: As much as I hate Angelfire I say its about time that they are out here!!!

KT: YOUR DAMN RIGHT ITS ABOUT TIME!! But they might be too late, The Game is just lying there convulsing like crazy, and Carrion has left the ring and is taking off through the crowd as Angelfire come out and quickly fill up the ring.

(Carrion runs out through the crowd and Angelfire begins to look after the Game in the ring. Suddenly the camera cuts backstage, where we see Kurt Angle entering the building)

VJ: And it's Kurt Angle!!! Kurt Angle is here, Kevin...

KT: Oh and do I feel sorry for that guy!!! Did you hear what Kerrboski said earlier on?!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...the Olympic Bad Ass has arrived! What's gonna happen here tonight?!

***Commercial***

(The scene opens backstage, where we see white coats ushering Pandora into the back of a paddy wagon in a straight jacket)

VJ: Fans we're back on the Slam...and I cannot believe what we've seen tonight! Pandora...she's gone...she's gone absolutely nuts!!!!

KT: I don't think so, Johnson...she's being removed from the building in a straight jacket...the women's Champion is being removed from the building in a damn straight jacket! I can't...they're getting ready to take her to the funny farm...

KT: THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! How can they harass poor, innocent Pandora while this Carrion guy runs around attacking Angelfire members! Who the hell is he, anyway?!

VJ: Well I've gotten word that the Game is seriously hurt in the locker room...

KT: HURT?!?!?! HURT ISN'T THE WORD FOR IT! This psychopathical freak of nature hopped out of the crowd and viciously assaults him!! The Game didn't deserve that! Angelfire didn't deserve that!! I tell you Vince Johnson, we need to forget about Pandora...bring the white coats after that guy!!! Whoever he is!!!

(The "Olympic Theme Song" hits the PA and a gold star appears at the top of the ramp. Kerrboski appears and is wearing an Angelfire T-shirt and a pair of Polo Sweats. The look on his face shows that he is very, very angry.)

Kerrboski: "KURT ANGLE!...KURT... ANGLE! GET YOUR OLYMPIC ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!"

**A few moments pass and nothing happens.

Kerrboski: "I'm not kidding one bit, I mean it! Kurt Angle you come out here right now or I am going to sit in this very and sing for the remainder of Friday Night Slam!"

**The crowd boos very loudly.

Kerrboski: "You don't believe me? Well... if you don't come out here, I will! I am totally an awesome singer and I am damn sure that these fans would appreciate my talents. Not only am I a World Class Athlete, but I am also a World Class Singer!"

**The seconds go by...

Kerrboski: "I'm not going to wait until next week on Friday Night Slam... Kurt Angle, I want you right now! Right freakin' now! You want to sneak attack the ONE and ONLY World Class Athlete? Well face me now... Mr. Olympic Hero! RIGHT NOW... GET OUT HERE!"

**Kerrboski shows a slight smile.

Kerrboski: "WELCOOMMMME TOO ATLANTAAA, where the PLAYERS PLAY and we RIDE ON THEM THINGS LIKE ERRRRRRYYYY DAY! BIG STREETS.. HIT MEETS..."

(Suddenly, the lights flicker blue and the "MURDA MURDA MURDA KILL KILL KILL ANTHEM" hits the PA system. The crowd goes absolutely wild)

VJ: WAIT A MINUTE!!

KT: Um...guys! That's not Kurt Angle's music!!!

VJ: Ya damn skippy it's not!!! IT'S THE ELITES!!!!!! Killa And Rodney!!!! The former 5 time World Tag Team Champions...

KT: Can't these guys follow directions! He said Kurt Angle, not the Elites!!!!

VJ: Rodney's got a mic...

Rodney: Hey shiteater! You out here talking about Kurt Angle...what you gonna do to Kurt Angle! F*CK A KURT ANGLE!!! (Crowd pops) You betta keep your mind on us...cuz tonight me and Killa are fixing to be THE SIX TIME SIX TIME SIX TIME SIX TIME SIX TIME SIX MOTHERF*CKING TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!! (Loud pop)

KT: HE CANNOT SAY THAT ON TV!!!!!

VJ: Killa and Rodney...later on tonight, they're scheduled to meet the Superstars for the Tag Team Titles...

Kerrboski: Hey! Who do you think you are!??! Huh?! I don't care how many times you've held the Tag Team Titles...this is the Angelfire era...and we have rules around here Mister!

Killa: Yeah?

Kerrboski: OH YEAH! Damn right we do!

Killa: (laughs) F*CK ANGELFIRE! (More cheers from the crowd) F*ck Angelfire, F*ck your rules...AND F*ck you!!! (Another pop)

KT: These guys...what do they think this is?! HBO?!?!?!

Kerrboski: (Pacing) Ok...you two wanna start with me?! We don't hafta wait til later tonight! BRING YOUR ASSES DOWN TO THE RING RIGHT NOW...AND I'LL SHOW THE WORLD WHAT KINDA HAS BEENS YOU TRULY ARE!!!! (tosses the mic and waves the Elites on)

Rodney: (takes the mic) You do that...and we're gonna show the world that we can BREAK YOUR F*CKING NECK!!!! Let's go! (tosses the mic and starts down the ramp)

VJ: Oh my goodness...here we go, folks!!!! Killa and Rodney!!! Killa and Rodney on their way down to ringside...

KT: What a couple of cowards, VJ! Kerrboski is all alone out here...he was looking for a 1 on 1 fight with Kurt Angle...

VJ: Well he needs to keep his mind on his opponents here tonight! We've got a Tag Team Championship match---OH GOD!!! IT'S DJP!!!!! DJP FROM BEHIND...HE JUST LEVELED KILLA WITH THAT CROWBAR!!!! KILLA IS DOWN, DAMN IT!!!! KILLA IS DOWN...

KT: And let that be a lesson to all the kiddies out there! Talking dirty will get you nothing but a crowbar to the head!

VJ: Killa...Killa is out! Killa hasn't moved since that shot, and here comes Kerrboski!!!! Rodney and DJP going at it on the ramp!!! Kerrboski...KERRBOSKI FROM BEHIND!!! AND WE'VE GOT A DOUBLE TEAM, DAMN IT!!!! THE WORLD CLASS SUPERSTARS...THE SUPERSTARS ARE ALL OVER RODNEY ON THE RAMP!!!! C'MON!!!!

KT: The Title match is on!!! The Title match is on!!!

VJ: We've got more officials...my God it's crazy out here tonight!!! Killa is down!!! Killa is down, and watch Rodney...DJP has Rodney set up...NO!!!!! SUPERSTARDOM ON THE STEEL!!!!!!! SUPERSTARDOM ON THE DAMN STEEL...RODNEY IS HURT!!!! He is hurt and hurt badly!!!!

KT: Johnson! Johnson...I do believe that Kerrboski and DJP have just broken his...NECK!!!! How great is that?!

VJ: The Elites are in some real trouble here! Fans...we've gotta take a break!!! Don't go away...WE'LL BE BACK!!!!

****Commercial****

Tag Team Titles: World Class Superstars (Champions) Vs The Elites

(When the break ends, the scene focuses on the ring, where Kerrboski and DJP are choking Rodney in the corner. On the ramp, EMT's are trying to help out an injured Killa)

VJ: Fans, we're back on the mothership, and things are not looking good for the Elites! The Tag Team Titles are on the line...and Killa...Killa has not moved since that crowbar shot from DJP.

KT: Will you be unbiased for once in your life?!

VJ: Excuse me?

KT: Listen to you. Spewing your anti-Angelfire propaganda! Attempting to sway Angelfire's fans over to feel sorry for the Elites...

VJ: ANGELFIRE'S FANS!??!?!

KT: Yes!

VJ: Angelfire has no fans!!

KT: You wish! Look at all the signs in the crowd! These people have a yearning for discipline...something NOBODY in the NFWA can offer...NOBODY but Angelfire, of course!

VJ: Well I can almost guarantee that these fans camere here to see the Elites take back their throne and take the tag belts away from the World Class Superstars...but the way things are going right now, that won't HAPPEN!! BIG SPINEBUSTER BY KERRBOSKI!!! And that could be all!!! The cover...2...3...NO!!!!! NOT 3!!!!!! NOT 3!!!!!

KT: Are you kidding me?!

VJ: Rodney Demp barely able to get the shoulder up before the count of 3!!!!! Kerrboski...he's in shock! He's in absolute---OH! LOOK AT HIM CHOKING THE LIFE OUTTA RODNEY!!!!! Right in front of the official!!! C'MON!!!!!

KT: What?! It's a legal wrestling manuever!

VJ: Yeah right! Referee Doug Peterson trying to get Kerrboski to break this hold...DAMN IT!!!!!

KT: Ya know, Vince Johnson, I really don't see what the big deal is about these Elites! I mean...Kerrboski said it himself! They're has beens! Just like Lightning and Ice Cube...except unlike those two, the Elites actually sucked when they were somebody---

VJ: Alright damn it!

KT: Well as a qualified broadcast journalist it's my job to keep it real with the audience! I can't help it if "keeping it real" requires me exposing Killa and Rodney for the 2 biggest frauds in NFWA history!

VJ: Will you...ladies and gentlemen...Rodney Demp is being worked over in the ring and...oh no! They're...they're bringing a stretcher out here for Killa.

KT: (sighs) Well...another one bites the dust. Forfeit anyone?

VJ: AWW HELL NO! Rodney...there's no way they're gonna give this one up without a fight!

KT: Yeah, but Rodney doesn't have a partner! And I may be mistaken, but weren't you the one complaining about how unfair a 2 on 1 Tag Title match is?

VJ: THAT WAS YOU!!!!

KT: And I'm never wrong! RING THE BELL! C'mon!

VJ: Kerrboski with a handful of hair---RODNEY FIRES OFF A RIGHT HAND!!!!! Rodney...he's not dead yet, Kevin!!! He's not dead yet!!!! Irish whip...Kerrboski off the ro--OH! Rodney ducked the head!!! Boot to the head of Rodney--AND HE DECAPITATED HIM WITH THAT CLOTHESLINE!!!! HE TOOK HIS HEAD OFF...AND THAT IS IT!!! THAT'S GOTTA BE...1...2...NO SIR!!!!! Rodney kicks out once again!!!

KT: C'mon, Kerrboski! You'd think a World Class Athlete would know how to hook the leg...THERE IT IS!

VJ: 1...2...RODNEY KICKS OUT ANOTHER TIME! AND KERRBOSKI CAN'T BELIEVE IT! Kerrboski...he's having a fit in there!

KT: And I don't blame him! This is shoddy officiating at its best, Veej!

VJ: Kerrboski...there's a hard tag to DJP! And the Superstars are livid! They wanna finish this thing off as quickly and easily as possible...and DJP now...he's going up!!!!! DJP is headed to the top rope...

KT: He hits this, and I promise, there'll be no kicking out for Rodney! HE'LL BE DONE!!!!! OVER! Kaput!

VJ: Kerrboski...scoop up and a slam on Rodney! And DJP up top...what's he gonna do here?!

KT: He's gonna finish the job--OOOH!

VJ: SHOOTING STAR PRESS---MISSES!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: RODNEY MOVED!!!! RODNEY DEMP ABLE TO MOVE OUTTA THE WAY BEFORE DJP COULD CONNECT!!!! AND KERRBOSKI'S RIGHT ON TOP OF HIM!

KT: PUT HIM AWAY GUYS!!!! PUT HIM AWAY!

VJ: Kerrboski hammering away with right hands!!! Hard right hands to the head of Rodney! Irish whip...Rodney off the ropes, ducks the clothesline from Kerrboski...off the other side now...Kerrboski---OH!!!

KT: YOU FOOL!!!

VJ: KERRBOSKI DUCKED THE HEAD AND GOT CAUGHT!!!! HE GOT CAUGHT...OOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: NOOO!!!!

VJ: FLOWING DDT!!!! HE GOT IT!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!!! KERRBOSKI IS DOWN!!! BUT RODNEY'S DOWN AS WELL!!!!! MY GOD!!!!

KT: (loosening his tie) How on earth could he make such a stupid move like that?!?! C'MON YOU TWO!!! GET UP!!!!!!

VJ: Rodney is down!!! Kerrboski is down!!!! DJP is down!!! If there was ever a time for Rodney Demp to make a come back...if there was ever a time for the Elites to pull this thing out, this is it, Kevin!!! This is it!!

KT: Yeah, well...they won't pull it out, because like I said...it's 2 on 1!!! Rodney can do whatever the hell he wants, but he can never--WHAT IN SAM HILL?!?!?!

VJ: What the...HEY!!!! THAT'S KILLA!!!!!! Killa...Killa's coming back!!! Killa's coming back!!!!

KT: He's injured! He's...

VJ: Killa...he may have a concussion after that crowbar shot from DJP, but the son of a bitch is on his way back out here! What a display of guts on the part of Killa!

KT: Can we get an executive order out here?! Injured men aren't supposed to wrestle!!!! Injured men aren't supposed to...

VJ: The EMT's on the outside...trying to get Killa to reconsider...oh!!!! DJP with a right hand just blasted Rodney in the ring!!!! And another one!!! Killa...Killa is trying to convince these officials...he is busted wide open folks!

KT: He's in no shape to wrestle! Get him outta here! SHOO!

VJ: DJP...oh wait a minute! It looks like another Superstardom coming up---OH NO!!!!!!! DJP...DJP shoved right into the official...FLOWING DDT ON DJP!!!!!!!!

KT: NO!!!!!

VJ: BOTH SUPERSTARS HAVE GOT IT!!!! BOTH TAG CHAMPS ARE DOWN!!! RODNEY!!! THERE'S THE COVER...WE DON'T HAVE A REF, DAMN IT!!!!!

KT: And what better reason to throw this match out?!?! Ring the bell!

VJ: The Elites had the titles won!!! They had--WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S FIRESTORM, DAMN IT!!! FIRESTORM!!!!!!

KT: (smiling) So it is.

VJ: Firestorm...Firestorm headed into the ring with that steel chair---DAMN!!!!!! HE JUST...HE JUST TOOK RODNEY'S HEAD OFF WITH THAT SHOT!!!!!

KT: HAHA!!

VJ: It's not funny, damn it! Firestorm may have just screwed the Elites outta the Tag Team titles!

KT: Whoa, whoa, Vinnie, wait! I told you already, Angelfire doesn't screw!!! Firestorm was out here simply to make sure the ref was ok!

VJ: BY HITTING A MAN IN THE HEAD WITH A CHAIR?!?!

KT: (brief silence) He felt threatened. He's got a rare personality disorder, you know!

VJ: I can't believe this! Rodney is down, and look at Firestorm...trying to revive the ref inside the ring! Don't tell me it's gonna end like this! Don't tell me---HEY!!!!!

KT: WHAT ON EARTH?!?!?

VJ: KILLA!!! KILLA ATTACKING THE EMT'S ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! KILLA HAS SNAPPED! KILLA HAS SNAPPED!

KT: What a psychopath!!!

VJ: Killa...Killa is in the ring...

KT: Oh my God, Firestorm...LOOK OUT!!!!!!

VJ: OH MY!!!! KILLA!!! KILLA!!! HAMMERING AWAY ON FIRESTORM IN THE RING!!! KILLA IS ALL OVER THE COMMISH!!!!!

KT: HE SHOULD BE FINED AND SUSPENDED FOR THIS!!! THIS IS SO WRONG!!!

VJ: FIRESTORM IS DAZED!!! FIRESTORM IS ON DREAM STREET! KILLA'S GOT A CHAIR...

KT: Look out, Commish---

VJ: WHAM!!!!!!!!! DOWN...GOES...FIRESTORM!!!!!!! AND THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!!!!

KT: Is this the kinda message we wanna send out to the public?! Your boss does something you don't like, and you hit him in the head with a chair?!

VJ: He had it coming! Firestorm got exactly what he deserved! And now watch Killa! Measuring DJP with that chair! Measuring the self-proclaimed Sup--OH! Kerrboski from behind...

KT: OH YES!!!!!!

VJ: BOSKI SLAAAM!!!!!!! BOSKI SLAM ON KILLA!!! DAMN IT!!!!!

KT: IT'S OVER!!! IT'S ALL OVER!!!!!

VJ: Killa is down!! Kerrboski's gonna steal this thi...

("Medal" hits the PA system and the crowd goes crazy in the background)

KT: (Bangs the desk) NOW WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? NOW WHAT?!?!?!

VJ: IT'S KURT ANGLE!!!!! KURT ANGLE ON HIS WAY DOWN TO THE RING!!!!! AND LOOK AT THE LOOK ON KERRBOSKI'S FACE!!!!

KT: He cannot...

VJ: Kerrboski called out Kurt Angle earlier tonight...

KT: THAT WAS EARLIER TONIGHT! WE'VE GOT A TITLE MATCH GOING ON!!!

VJ: Angle...Kerrboski telling him to bring it! And Angle's gonna bring it! Kurt headed into the ring...

KT: GET HIM KERRBOSKI!!! YES!!

VJ: Kurt on the ring apron--HARD RIGHT HAND by Kerrboski sends him right back down to the floor!

KT: YES!!! THAT IS POWER, VINNIE!! THAT IS ANGELFIRE POWER! THAT IS---CRAP!!!!

VJ: OH!!! Boot to the midsection by Killa!!!!

KT: DAMN IT...NO!!!!! NO!!!

VJ: HE'S GOT HIM SET UP!!!!!! KILLA'S GOT KERRBOSKI SET UP...

KT: FIGHT IT, KERRBOSKI FIGHT IT!!!!! DJP!!! HELP HIM!!! HELP HIIIIIIIIIIM...

VJ: THE MURDER!!!!!!!! HE GOT THE MURDER!!!! KILLA GOT THE DAMN MURDER!!!!!!!!!

KT: The ref is still...

VJ: IT'S RUBY!!!! RUBY HITS THE RING...THE COUNT...2...3!!!!!!!! YES!!!!! HELL YES!!!

KT: (throwing a tantrum) NO!! NO!!! DAMN IT, NO!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!

Announcer: Here are your winners, and NEW NFWA Tag Team Champions: The Elites!!!!!!

KT: DAMN IT, DAMN IT!! SON OF A BITCH!!!!! (rips off the table top)AAHHHHHH!!!!

VJ: WE HAVE NEW TAG CHAMPS, DAMN IT!!!! THE ELITES ARE SIX TIME TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! AND KEVIN TAYLOR...SIT DOWN!!!!

KT: THAT WAS BULLSH*T, JOHNSON!!! PURE BULLSH*T!!!! HOW CAN YOU...HOW CAN...(takes off his loafer and throws it at Killa)

VJ: Killa and Rodney have done it once again...and what about it, Taylor?!?! What about this ANGELFIRE NIGHT?!?!

KT: This is...this is all Angle's doing!!! This is...he's gonna get his!! You watch...(takes off his other loafer and throws it at Kurt)

VJ: Would you stop that?!

KT: (SLAP VINCE) SHUT UP!!! This is yet another miscarriage of justice! Another grand conspiracy to get Angelfire out of control of the fed...and I wouldn't doubt it if that...that...PANTHER was behind this! I know it...it's a conspiracy!!! A CONSPIRACY DAMN IT!!! A CONSPIRACY!!!!!

VJ: WILL YOU STOP?!?!?!?!

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see T Money slapping himself to get in the zone for his match against Lightning. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door)

T Money: (ignores the knock, slaps himself again)

???: (Knocks at the door) T...can I come in? (knocks again) It's important!!!

T Money: (rolls his eyes) Aight...come on in!

(The door opens, and in walks former GNL Champion, Freak. T Money looks surprised when he looks up and sees him)

T Money: What the f*ck you want?

Freak: Look...I just heard...

T Money: I'm a busy man! I got a big title match I gotta get ready for, and I ain't got time for ga...

Freak: It's about Stevo.

T Money: I don't give a fu...Stevo??!???! What about Stevo??

***Commercial***

NFWA Rewind (pt. 2):

FNS (3/15/02):

VJ: Wait a minute...that 1 guy's removing the mask...HEY!!!

KT: THAT'S VENOM!!!!!

VJ: What the...Venom?! Why would...AND OUTLAW!!! vENOM AND OUTLAW...THE SYCOTICS HAVE KV IN THE BACK!!! THE SYCOTICS HAVE KV...

Venom: (strikes the match) This has been a long time coming KV!

VJ: Oh! Wait a minute...they're not!

KT: Um....

VJ: Venom's got that lit match! Tell me they're not...

Outlaw: Maybe next time you'll learn not to screw with the Sycotics! Light it up!

VJ: "Light it up?!?!" Light it...OH NO!!! NO!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!! THE ROOM IS ON FIRE!!!!!! THE ROOM IS ON FIRE DAMN IT!!! VENOM AND OUTLAW...LOCKING KV IN THAT ROOM!!! DAMN IT!!! GET SOME HELP BACK THERE!!! SCARLET KV...MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

(***LIVE ACTION***The scene opens in the interview area, where we see Amy Dumas standing with the Sycotics and Tammy)

AD: Welcome back to the Slam, I'm standing here alongside Venom and Outlaw, the Sycotics, and we just saw what happened last week with Scarlet KV. The 2 of you, under disguise, I must add, attacking Scarlet KV, locking him inside a gasoline covered room and lighting it on fire. (Venom laughs) Now...when the room was opened, Scarlet KV had disappeared...and we haven't heard from him since. Are you worried?

Venom: WORRIED?!?! Of Scarlet KV??! (laughs) Amy, please! Why should we be worried of Scarlet KV?! Last week...last week was one of the best feelings I ever had in my life!! What we did to Scarlet KV...do you realize how long we'd waited for that moment?! I mean...ever since he went behind our backs and kicked Reaver and I outta Black Blood, I have been waiting to do that to him! I had been waiting to get revenge on him, and last week we got it!!!

AD: Well...aren't you worried about the revenge that KV could be planning against you guys?

Tammy: My God, Amy! You're actually dumber than you look! See, Scarlet KV isn't a dumb man! He was smart! Smart enough to align himself with Reaver and Venom in Black Blood! He knows what the Sycotics are capable of, and after what my boys did to him last week, he's smart enough to know what will happen to him if he shows his face around here again!

Outlaw: Yeah! And another thi--OOOH!!!

VJ: HEY WAIT A MINUTE...

KT: THAT'S KV!!!! SCARLET KV IS HERE!!!!

VJ: Oh God! KV outta nowhere...

KT: Get outta there, Amy!!! Run!

VJ: Scarlet KV...hammering away upon Outlaw---OH!!!!!!! Outlaw sent crashing right into those metal trashcans!!!! Scarlet KV is back for rev--***BOOOM...FEEDBACK**** OH NO!!!!!! DID YOU HEAR THAT SHOT, KEVIN?!?!?! Venom...he just nailed KV in the back of the head with that microphone!!!!! KV...he went down like a ton of bricks!

KT: Yeah! I guess Scarlet KV isn't as smart as they give him credit for, is he Veej?!

VJ: Outlaw with that trashcan! KV trying to get himself together on the gro--OOOOH!!! That trashcan right to the head!!!! KV...AND AGAIN!!!!! Right to the forehead of the Psycho of Madness!!!! Scarlet KV being assaulted in the backstage area....

Venom: (standing on KV's head) SHOULDA STAYED HOME, SCARLET!!!! I BET YA WISHED YOU STAYED HOME, NOW, DONCHA, BOY?! HUH?! DONCHA--OH!!!!

KT: OH!!!! Who on earth is that...

VJ: THAT'S GOLDEN!!!!! Golden, coming to the aid of Scarlet KV!!!!

KT: He doesn't work here!!!

VJ: Well he just laid out Venom with that 2X4, and look at this now!!! Golden and Outlaw! Golden and Outlaw trading blows!!!!! Outlaw getting the upper hand---OH!!!!! GOLDEN DOWNSTAIRS!!!!!!! Golden just went low on Outlaw! And now he's got the can! Golden's got the trashcan--GOOD GOD HE LEVELED HIM!!!!!!!

KT: What on earth has gotten into everybody tonight?!?!?!

VJ: We've got officials back there to try and get this situation under control...good God!!!

(The camera cuts to the dining area, where we see Psyko Stevo talking to Freak. He looks confused)

Psyko: Wait...wait...T Money said this?

Freak: Yeah! Honest injun.

Psyko: (confused) Who are you, anyway?

Freak: Who...who am I??! I'm the former GNL World Champion!!! That's who...

Psyko: Yeah, who cares! What were you doing talking to T Money?

Freak: Well..I went back to your locker room to wish you guys luck for your match...and that's when he said it! He was like..."Stevo's the one who's gonna need luck!"

Psyko: You're lying!

Freak: I'm dead serious! Why do you think Tina's the ref for his match tonight?! Doncha think that's a little too coincidental?

Psyko: They threw him off the roof!

Freak: But this is the World Title we're talking about?! And you know how much T Money wants that title, and he would do anything to get it...even make a deal against you!

Psyko: I don't have time for this! (turns to leave)

Freak: Ok...fine!!! But lemme tell ya, pal! I know Tina! I know her, and when T Money stabs you in the back next week, and you're going home without your belts, don't say I didn't warn ya! (chuckles) Idiot! (turns and leaves as well)

VJ: What was that all about?!

KT: I haven't the slightest clue.

(The camera cuts to the VIP room, where The Superstars are having a fit. Alyssa sits on the sofa with a nervous look in her eyes, as Firestorm tries to calm them down)

Kerrboski: (flips a table) THAT DAMN ANGLE!!!

Firestorm: Guys!

DJP: (tosses a tea pot) HE TOTALLY CROSSED THE LINE! WE LIKE...HAD THE MATCH WON!

Firestorm: Guys...

Kerrboski: His ass is ours!

DJP: Yeah! He so belongs to us, it's...

Firestorm: SHUT THE F*CK UP!!!!!

(The room suddenly goes silent, as Kerrboski and DJP give Firestorm an angry stare.)

Firestorm: Alyssa...Kid, either of you seen Tina?

Kid and Alyssa: Nah.

Firestorm: Sh*t! (rolls eyes) Alright...the two of you need to calm down! I've gotta go out there and referee this match! Just...stay here and stay outta trouble! Ya hear me?

Kerrboski and DJP: (nod)

Firestorm: Alright! I'll see you when I get back!

(Firestorm buttons up him referee shirt and exits the room. The camera cuts to anotehr part of the locker room ,where we see Ice Cube walking with the Universal Title)

VJ: Well fans...it's next! Universal Title on the line! Ice Cube goes 1 on 1 with Stevo...AND FIRESTORM IS THE GUEST REFEREE!!! STAY WITH US AS FNS CONTINUES!!!!

****Commercial****

(The scene opens in the Ice Storm dressing room, where we see Lightning warming up for his match with T Money)

VJ: Fans...we're back on the Slam, and there you see Lightning! Tonight, he defends the World Title against Toughman Champion T Money! A match signed to break their already unstable alliance...and to make matters worse, Tina has assigned herself the special guest referee...(pause) wait a minute...

KT: What's wrong?

VJ: Fans...I've been told we've got a situation back in the locker room.

KT: What kind of situation? You're a broadcast journalist, Veeno! How the heck can you do your job without keeping the viewers informed...

VJ: I DUNNO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! They're telling me over my headset that...do we have cameras back there?!

(The camera cut back to the hallway outside of referee's locker room, where we see Jim Jonathan, Alan Cooper, Stephanie Jenkins, Doug Peterson and Bob Biggerton all looking on as we hear some commotion coming from inside the room. Suddenly, the door flies open, and Tina walks out dragging someone by the hair)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...that's Ti--HEY!!! That's Ruby!!! Tina's got Ruby!!!!

KT: What's this all about...

Tina: (lifts Ruby up by the throat and slams her against the wall) So you think you're a f*cking big shot, huh?! Big time referee, huh, Ruby?! Can go out to any match you want...anytime you want, and count falls?! What do you hafta say for yourself...

Ruby: (crying) I was doing my job---(Tina slams her head against the wall) OW!!!!

Tina: YOU LITTLE BITCH!!! You're job is to do what the f*ck I tell you to do, not screw Angelfire outta matches??!!! Did I make...

Ruby: (shoves Tina)

Tina: (laughs) Oh...big mistake bitch!

VJ: What on Earth is Ti---C'MON!!!!!! Tina...she just slapped Ruby right across the face...and now look at Tina!! Tina going to work on Ruby backstage!!! What the hell?!?!?!

KT: She's got this coming! It's like the old saying! Don't cross the boss!

VJ: Tina is all over Ruby...she's not a wrestler damn it!!! She's not a wrestler!!!!

Tina: (grabs Ruby by the throat and slams her head against the wall, drawing blood) Listen to me...you worthless little sh*t! I shoulda fired your ass when I got here! You're useless! You're a horrible referee, and the only reason Panther ever hired your dumb ass was because he was f*cking your sister! Now...(slaps Ruby) LISTEN TO ME, BITCH!!! I've had it with you! I've had it with your whole f*cking family! Tonight you screwed Angelfire, and that's the last thing you're ever gonna do here in the NFWA!!! Get your shit, and get the f*ck out!!!!! YOU'RE FIRED, BITCH!!! YOU HEAR ME?!?!? YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!

(Tina grabs Ruby by the hair and tosses her headfirst through the locker room door.)

Tina: I want your locker cleared out in 20 minutes!!! (turns and notices all the referees staring at her) WHAT?!?!?

Referees: "Nothing, ma'am..." "I was just leaving" "I'm sorry"

(Tina rolls her eyes and storms out of the picture. The camera cuts out to ringside for the next match)

Universal Title: Ice Cube (champion) Vs Psyko Stevo ***Firestorm is the guest Ref

(The lights dim as an eerie green mist rolls out from the locker room. "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach hits the PA system, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction (mostly cheers) as Psyko Stevo walks out onto the stage with all of his gold draped over him. He walks down the entrance ramp to ringside, stopping at the bottom of the ramp and pointing at a sign in the crowd reading "Stevo=IRONMAN". He turns to climb into the ring. He rolls in and prepares as Foo Fighters, 'My Hero' begins to play from the PA system. Ice Cube appears from behind the curtin as he walks out the arena erupts! Ice Cube takes his Universal Title from his waist and raises it into the air, Stevo is obviously getting a little eritated in the ring. Ice Cube runs down and slides into the ring, he jumps up on to the turn buckle and flexes his muscels. He gets down and hands the title to Stephine Jenkins who holds it in the air, suddenly the lights in the arena flash on and off a number of times and then...)