Tina: Ya know Little Ro...(LOUD boos...chants get louder)

KT: (sucks teeth) Have these people no respect, Vince Johnson?

VJ: Not for a woman like that!

Tina: Ya know...(MORE BOOS) SHUT UP!!!!!! (Crowd boos once again) I don't have time to waste on you pimply-faced geeks out there! I've got much BIGGER things to worry about! Like the fact that tonight, for the 1st time in almost a year...Kurt Angle will set foot in this very ring...and pledge his allegiance to the Angelfire army!!!!! (Boos from the crowd) Oh yeah, Little Rock...it's certainly gonna be a night to remember...but before I get to that...(unfolds the papers) I...uh...(snickers) I'm still trying to get over this. It's just....it's just...(snickers) oh! You've gotta hear this to believe it! See...earlier this week, I was sitting inside of my plush office at NFWA HQ in Philly...ya know...the one that USED to belong to you, Panther! (Sinister smile) Anyway, I was sitting in my office when this document came across my desk! Now, apparently, the NFWA "superstars", and one ICE CUBE in particular...(crowd cheers) apparently, they've concocted some kinda stupid scheme and...(snickers again) I can't even...you've just gotta hear this! It's just so...it's classic! Check it out...***clears throat***

"Angelfire,
Well it seems that you're little plan of "taking over the NFWA" has some speedbumps it must go over. I hate to rain on your parade but the plan, it won't work. That is the reason I am offering you a chance to come free, get a clean slate. Tina and Firestorm, I am no buisness man, but obviously I got the brains of the family. You can no longer roam the NFWA halls making people cowar as they pass. You have Ice Cube, Lightning, T-Money, and Psyko Stevo out to stop you. This is your chance, your one and only chance. Give 25% of the NFWA (that would be 50% of what you own) to me, Alan W. Werner "Ice Cube" and actions will not be taken against yourselves and Angelfire. You have until Friday the 15th of March to sign over 25% of the NFWA or prepare to be overtaken physically and mentally. I'm not to be taken lightly, nor will the rest of the NFWA. This will not be a piece of cake or a free ride. Sign or prepare to fight. This is your first, only, and last warning.(Tina laughs) Good luck"

(The crowd cheers wildly in the background when Tina is done reading the contract. Tina tries as hard as she can to keep from laughing as she continues)

Tina: Now Ice Cube...I needed a good laugh. Alan Dubya...I can call you Dubya, right? (winks) You think you're so smart! So clever! You think you've finally figured out what it takes to overthrow Angelfire well I've gotta tell ya...YOU DON'T KNOW CRAP!!!!! (Crowd boos) I mean, this contract here...(chuckles) it's just...just...(shudders) just plain STUPID!!!! See Cubey baby...one thing that you don't realize, is that my power doesn't lie within the NFWA! My power comes from without! See...I AM THE SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF ANGELFIRE...the company that funds the NFWA! Do you realize that all I hafta do is say one word Cubey?! I word to the Angelfire higher ups and this pathetic league will be wiped off the face of the planet?! Huh?! See Cube...what you fail to realize that I have more power in my pinky finger than anybody in this fed put together! That includes Panther, Diamond, Firestorm, Lightning...ANYBODY!!! And with the stroke of a pen, this fed that you love so dearly can be taken all away! (Crowd boos) Get this through your thick heads...I didn't bring Angelfire into the NFWA to control it?! Oh no...you've got it all wrong! See, by bringing in Angelfire, I plan to do to the NFWA...the exact same thing...that I am about...to do...TO YOU!!!! And that's TORTURE IT!!!!!

VJ: She is an evil human being, Kevin! Pure evil!

KT: Hey, there's no one to blame for this but Panther! He's the cause for all of this!

Tina: Now you say that you, T Money, Stevo and Lightning have formed some sort of alliance against us? Good! That's good! I like seeing the NFWA stars spending quality time with one another! Ya know what...as a matter of fact...I like it so much, that next week, right here on FNS I'm gonna allow you to do it in the ring!!!

VJ: What does she mean by that?

KT: Why don't you shut up and listen?

Tina: See, for next week's FNS I've decided to book not one, but 2 matches! The 1st...a match to crown an undisputed Universal Champion as Ice Cube, the NFWA's answer to Thomas Jefferson, defends his title against none other than PSYKO STEVO!!!!!!! (Crowd pops)

VJ: OH MY!!!

KT: Did you hear that, Vince Johnson?!

VJ: Tina forcing Ice Cube to meet Psyko Stevo next week on the Slam!!! I can't believe it!!!

Tina: Oh but that's not all...you see...(giggles) now...I know...I know, after that terribly, terribly accident that occurred on last week's FNS...I know that T Money isn't 100%! I mean...I saw the doctor's report! His knee's all banged up! Bruised collar bone. Fractured wrist. Doctors say he should be out of action for at least a month...PUUUUUH-LEASE!!!!! WHAT A FAKER!!!!!

VJ: THEY THREW HIM OFF A DAMN ROOF!!!!

Tina: T Money...I saw you on Tuesday night...hobbling down to the ring to attack Sewaside...and well, it's obvious that you're not as hurt as you say you are, so I say this!!! T Money...I say the hell with the doctors!!! You want action?! You want somebody to fight...well you're gonna get it next week, when you face your new friend LIGHTNING!!!!!!!

VJ: Aww c'mon!!!!

KT: HA! What a big match, Vinnerino!!! Do you realize...

VJ: T Money's not cleared to wrestle!!! He's injured!

KT: Who cares! Those are two of the biggest matches...

Tina: And that's not all I've got in store for you guys. See...there's still the little matter of that big title match at Breakin' the Rulz!!! Ya know...Ice Storm Vs the Blood Hound! All the belts on the line! Well ya know...judging by your actions this week, I dunno if the four of you can be trusted to compete in this match! I mean...if you would go as far as to go behind my back and conspire against me, conspire against Angelfire...I dunno what else you might do! As far as I know, you guys mighta cooked up some kinda plan to sabotage the main event!!! (Slight boos in the background) The fact of the matter is, you guys are sneaky...underhanded...dishonest...and unworthy of holding ANY title in the NFWA or anywhere!!! And for that reason, I'm gonna make a little change to that match. Ya see...March 31st...Breakin' The Rulz...you will now see a 3 way match! All titles on the line! It'll be the Blood Hounds...it'll be Ice Storm...it'll be the World Class Superstars...and I'LL BE THE SPECIAL REFEREE!!!!!!!!

VJ: ALLL...BULLSH*T!!!!!

KT: (gasps)

Tina: (crowd boos wildly) That's right! I'll be the special referee, just to keep you guys in check! Just to keep you from getting out of line! Just to make sure that you don't forget just who's boss around here!!!! (Crowd boos again) And guys...let this be a lesson to you all...when you mess with Angelfire...YOU GET BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

("Let Me Blow Ya Mind" hits the PA system once again and the crowd boos as Tina prepares to exit the ring)

VJ: That...that damn witch!!! I can't believe...

KT: How dare you speak ill of her VJ?!

VJ: The woman is trying to screw the Blood Hounds and Ice Storm! She's gonna try and hot shot the titles onto one of her own Angelfire members!

KT: And who better to represent the NFWA as a Champion than an Angelfire member! Especially classy young men like DJP and Kerrboski!

VJ: Yeah well...this whole thing stinks if you ask me!

(The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where we see a long black limo pull into the parking lot)

VJ: Wait a minute! We've got a limo pulling into the parking lot...is that who I think it is?! Is that Kurt Angle?!

KT: Yes, Vince! The time is now! ALL HAIL THE NEWEST MEMBER OF THE ANGELFIRE CLAN--oh, it's just Havok! (flags)

VJ: What the...folks, Johnny Havok is here! But we're awaiting the arrival of Kurt Angle?! Are the rumors true?! Has Angle sold out to Angelfire?! Stay with us!!!!!

****Commercial*****

NFWA Rewind

IHG (3/12/02):

VJ: Killa...he is reeling from the low blow and watch KV now! He's got him setup for a piledriver! A pile---VENOM'S GOT A CHAIR!!

PP; What the hell...OOOOH!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner, as a result of a DQ: SCARLET KV!!!!!!!!

PP: What the hell was that for?!?!?

VJ: Venom...he just leveled Scarlet KV with that chairshot...for no good rea...why did he do that?!?! Why did Venom...he just cost Killa the match, Pete!

PP: Screw Killa! Wasn't like he was actually gonna win or anything, but Scarlet's hurt!

VJ: And he's about to be hurt again! Watch Venom! He's got KV set up...

PP: NO!

VJ: BLOOD VAIN!!!!!! BLOOD VAIN ON SCARLET KV!!! THE NEAR-PERFECT HUMAN CREATION HAS BEEN PLANTED!!!!!!

PP: What a worthless...uh oh! Watch Killa...

VJ: Killa...he has lost this match as a result of Venom's actions, and he doesn't look happy in the slightest bit!

PP: When does he ever look happy?

VJ: Killa's comeback match has just been ruined by Venom...and Venom wants to shake hands!!! Venom extending the hand to Killa...

PP: You idiot, what's the matter with you?!

VJ: Venom...perhaps an alliance of sorts---NO!!!!!BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION BY KILLA!!!!! KILLA'S GOT VENOM SET UP...OOOOOOH MY!!!! THE MURDER!!!!! VENOM HAS JUST BEEN MURDERED!!!

PP: HAHA!! Serves him right!!! Pissant!

(****LIVE ACTION****The scene opens in the VIP room, where we see Tina sitting on the sofa in deep thought. Suddenly, the door opens, and in walk Firestorm and the World Class Superstars. They have huge smiles on their faces as they enter the room)

Firestorm: HAHA! Tina...sweetheart!

Tina: (looks up) Oh...hey guys.

Kerrboski: We saw heard about the match!! You are great, Tina! TOTALLY great!

DJP: Those belts are SO ours!!!

Kerrboski: HAHA! Yeah they are! (high fives DJP)

Firestorm: Tina...(looks concerned) what's wrong?

Tina: NOTHING!!!!!!

Firestorm: Wha...

Tina: (stands) Damn it!!! These...DAMN NFWA guys just don't know who they're dealing with?! They just don't...(breathes heavily) have you guys seen Havok?

DJP: (nervously) Uh...yeah...I just saw him a minute or two ago.

Tina: Well I want you to go find Havok and bring him to me!!!

DJP: Uh...

Tina: NOW!!!!

DJP: YES MA'AM!

(DJP runs out of the room and slams the door behind him. Firestorm and Kerrboski look puzzled as the camera cuts back to ringside for the next match)

The Elites Vs the Sycotics

("Fear" by Disturbed blasts over the p.a. system. The lights dim a little as the song continues. The crowd gives a mixed reaction as the Sycotics walk out from the locker room accompanied by Tammy. They walk down the entrance ramp, slide into the ring and raise their arms into the air as camera flashes go off in the crowd. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "The Murda Murda Murda Kill Kill Kill Anthem" hits the PA system. The words "Put the Children to Sleep" appear on the Panthertron in big green letter, the lights begin to flicker blue and the crowd goes wild as Killa and Rodney Demp walk out onto the stage and head down the ramp to ringside. Rodney climbs up the ring stairs and Killa slides into the ring, but is immediately attacked by Outlaw before he can stand)

Ding Ding Ding!!!! KT: OH!

VJ: Outlaw getting the upper hand before the bell!!! Folks...Outlaw...Outlaw and Venom! We've got a double team on Killa to start this thing off...

KT: Watch Rodney, guys---OH!

VJ: OH!!! AND HERE HE COMES!!! RODNEY!!! RODNEY DEMP!!!! HAMMERING AWAY ON BOTH MEN!!! Hammering away upon both Outlaw and Venom---KILLA WITH THE TAKEDOWN AND DOWN GOES VENOM!!!! This thing begining to break loose here, Kevin!

KT: Oh sure it is! Look at the Elites! These 2 guys are certifiable lunatics!!!!

VJ: Killa hammering away upon Venom on the mat! Rodney in the corner...stomping away on Outlaw...and Tammy is on the apron!!! Tammy is on the damn apron...

KT: Um...Tammy, sweetheart...I don't think that's the safest place for you to be right now!

VJ: Tammy...my goodness! She is screaming at Rodney! She is right up in the face of Rodney Demp---OOOOOOH BOY!!!

KT: HE WOULDN'T!!!!

VJ: HELL YEAH HE WOULD!!! RODNEY'S GOT TAMMY BY THE HAIR!!!!! RODNEY...

KT: Somebody call the National Organization of Women! This is wrong! This is very very---OH!!!!!

VJ: LOW BLOW BY OUTLAW!!!!!

KT: And rightfully deserved, VJ!!! I can't believe that brute!

VJ: Outlaw going downstairs on Rodney---AND ONCE AGAIN!!!!! Rodney Demp...slumps down to the canvas...oh, Kevin, he is hurt and hurt badly!!! Referee Peterson was busy with Killa and Venom and missed both shots!!!!! And now it looks like Outlaw's gonna take control!!! HARD right hand to the back! AND ANOTHER sends Rodney down to the mat! This match stems from this past Tuesday night, when Venom accidentally cost Killa his match against Scarlet KV---OH!!! Rodney Demp just sent headfirst into the foot of Venom, and there's a tag! The 1st one of the match, to Venom, and what's this...a...a bit of a double team---OH!!! Hard shot right to the ribs pf Rodney! And this crowd doesn't like it one bit.

KT: You know something, Vince Johnson, I've got NO association with the Angelfire group whatsoever, other than the fact that I have a great deal of respect for them and am a firm believer in their ideal for the new NFWA, but you've gotta think that Angelfire has the Elites locked in their sites! I mean...think about it, Killa and Rodney represent everything that used to be wrong with the NFWA! The cursing, the violence...all the stuff Tina is trying to kill, this is what they represent! And I, for one, would love to see Tina come out here and just kill off these Elite characters...once and for all!

VJ: Well Tina can pretty much do whatever the hell she wants, especially now that Panther's talking about retiring from the NFWA---HEY REF!!!! Venom's got the official distracted, and Tammy on the outside raking away at the face of Rodney Demp!!! Rodney in trouble here.

KT: And ya know something, Vince Johnson...Tina may not need to kill off the Elites, cuz the Sycotics are doing a good job themselves!! Look at that!

VJ: TAMMY AGAIN!!!!!!! RAKING AWAY AT THE FACE OF RODNEY---TURN AROUND REF!!!!!!

KT: He's got his eye on the ring! He's doing his job!

VJ: Venom...Venom's got the referee's attention---OOOOOOOOH!!!

KT: What on earth?!?!?

VJ: KILLA FROM BEHIND!!!!!! KILLA!!!!! KILLA'S ALL OVER VENOM!!!! KILLA'S ALL OVER VENOM!!

KT: He cannot do that, Johnson! Who does he think he is??!?!

VJ: Referee Peterson trying to get Killa outta there...wait a minute! Outlaw...he just grabbed a chair! Outlaw's got a---DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: He's got a damn it?!

VJ: THE SON OF A BITCH JUST HIT RODNEY WITH THAT CHAIR!!! RODNEY...

KT: Um...I missed that!

VJ: The hell you did!! The son of a bitch was standing right in front of us! He just blasted Rodney in the head with the chair!!!! That sickening thud, and the ref missed the whole damn thing!!!! The ref...OH NO!!! Venom with the cover...don't tell me they're gonna steal this thing!!! 1...2...OH!!!!! Killa breaks up the count before 3!

KT: Where's the DQ?! That was blatant outside interference!

VJ: Oh, you can demand a DQ for that, but Outlaw just tried to take a man's head off with a chair and you don't see a problem with it.

KT: Ya know, Johnson, they saw impaired vision is one of the 1st signs of diabetes! The way you've been acting these past few weeks, I think you may need to get your sugar checked.

VJ: Kiss my ass! Venom now...oh! Rodney's out of it! Rodney Demp is out of it after that chairshot! I'm surprised...

KT: Vince...repeat after me...there was no chairshot! Let it go...

VJ: Will you...Venom's got Rodney by the hair!!! Rodney now...Venom's setting him up for a Powerbomb it looks like---OH!!!!!!!! RODNEY WITH A LOW BLOW OF HIS OWN!!!

KT: WHAT A CHEAP MOVE!!!

VJ: Venom is down!!! Venom is down...and that could be the break that Rodney needs! Can he make the tag to Killa?! Killa wants in!!! Killa wants in!

KT: I say the ref throws this out! The Elites are showing blatant disregard for the rules!

VJ: There's the tag to Outlaw---KILLA GETS THE TAG FROM RODNEY!!!! In comes Killa! In comes Killa...ducks the clothesline from Outlaw---DDT!!!!!! A page from Rodney's book! Hook of the leg...2...OH!!! Venom breaks up the count before 3!!! And watch this now...right hand to the head of Killa...another one sends him staggering into the ropes! There's an Irish whip...Killa with the reversal..Venom off the ropes---AND A BIIIIIG POWERSLAM!!!!!

KT: GEEZ!

VJ: Venom has been planted! And watch Outlaw---HE GETS A SPINEBUSTER FOR HIS TROUBLES!!!!!! KILLA IS A HOUSE OF FIRE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!! And from the looks of things, we may be getting ready to have a Murder on our hands!!!

KT: A Murder?! No...he can't...

VJ: Killa's got Outlaw!! Killa's got Outlaw!

KT: Murders are illegal, Vinnie!!! MURDERS ARE ILLEGAL---

VJ: TAMMY'S GOT THE REFEREE!!!! Tammy on the ring apron has the attention of the official...KILLA'S GOT HIM UP!!!

KT: NO!!! NO!!! NO!!

VJ: AND DOWWWWN!!!!! This one is all!!! There's the cover...1...2...3!!! This thing is over! Turn around ref!!!!

KT: It is the referee's job to keep the ringside area together! That's all he's attempting...

VJ: Oh!!! Venom's got Killa by the throat!!! Venom...referee's back is turned!!! NO!!!!! BLOOD VAIN ON KILLA!!!! THE BLOOD VAIN ON KILLA!! I CAN'T BELIEVE...

KT: HEY!!!

VJ: THAT'S KV!!! SCARLET KV!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD OF VENOM!!!!! DOWN GOES VENOM!!!

KT: WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING OUT HERE?!?!?!

VJ: KV JUST LAID VENOM OUT WITH THAT CHAIR!!!! IT'S PAYBACK FROM TUESDAY NIGHT...AND NOW VENOM IS DOWN!!!! KV headed back to the locker room, and the ref didn't see a darn thing!!!! The ref didn't see a darn thing!

KT: Curse the idiot who banned the instant replay rule!

VJ: And watch Outlaw now...Outlaw trying to get back to his feet, Rodney's in the ring!!!!! Rodney's in the ring...

KT: Hey c'mon! He is not the legal...

VJ: Oh!!! Boot to the midsection---FLOWING DDT!!!!!!!!

KT: NOOOO!

VJ: Flowing DDT on Outlaw!!!! Killa with the cover...1....2...3!!!!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! ***Cue "Put the Children to Sleep"

Announcer: Here are your winners, THE ELITES!!!!!!

VJ: The Elites with a win to open this thing off...

KT: Thanks to Scarlet KV!!!!!

VJ: KV coming out here to even up the odds...

KT: Wait a minute, Johnson! You mean to tell me that you condone that malarchy?!

VJ: Hell yes! The bastards got exactly what they had coming to them, and the Elites pick up the win!

(The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see Johnny Havok talking Derek Steel, Tristram, and Darkest Desires when suddenly the door opens up, and in walks DJP)

Steel: Hey! What the hell...

DJP: (poking Havok's chest) Tina said get in her office NOW!!!! Or else!!!!

Havok: (pauses) Oh yeah?

DJP: YEAH!!!! Or else!

Havok: Or else what?!

DJP: What do I look like, an encyclopedia?! Tina said get in her office NOW!!!!! (scoffs) Dodo-head.

(DJP turns and exits the locker room as Havok and the New Era look on confused. The camera cuts to the Women's locker room, where we see Kammy stretching for her match)

KT: OH....MY!!!!

VJ: Well folks...there you see Kammy! When we come back, she does battle with Pandora! The Women's Title is on the line NEXT!!!!!

****Commercial for Breakin' the Rulz...Sunday March 31st on PPV...followed by a commercial for Jell-O****

NFWA SLAM of the Night

FNS (3/8/02):

Kammy: LOOK, SKANK!! I dunno who you think you are, but I'm Kammy! The Light Heavyweight Champion! I'm on the cover of Playboy! I'm worth 100 times more than you could ever be, so I suggest you take your stupid little belt, your ridiculous outfit, and that flea market hair style of yours and GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!!!!!!!

(Pandora looks surprise, and slowly backs out of the picture. Kammy then adjusts her top, turns towards the camera and speaks)

Kammy: Now...as far as--***BANG***

VJ: OH!!!!!!!!! PANDORA FROM BEHIND...SHE JUST HIT KAMMY IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH A TRASHCAN!!! PANDORA...PANDORA IS ALL OVER KAMMY, Kevin!!!

KT: It serves her right! Nobody wants to hear about glorified pornography on TV anyway!

VJ: Kammy is down!!! Kammy is down, and Pandora's got that magazine...PANDORA'S RIPPING THE PLAYBOY!!!!! PANDORA...SHE IS RIPPING KAMMY'S PLAYBOY TO SHREDS!!!!

(Pandy shoves 1 of the pages in Kammy's mouth before officials rush into the room and pull her away.***LIVE ACTION*** The scene opens in the VIP room, where Tina, Firestorm, Kerrboski, "Deadly Candy" Alyssa Sanders and DJP are are sitting. Suddenly, the door opens and Johnny Havok enters. Firestorm and Kerrboski start to jump at him, but stop when Tina raises her hand. Then, she slowly rises from the sofa and walks over to Havok with an evil smile. He doesn't look happy)

Havok: I was told you wanted to see me.

Tina: I bet you're real proud of yourself, huh?

Havok: Damn right! If you were me, wouldn't you be proud of yourself too?

Tina: (smiles) CUTE...but listen! Tuesday night, you made a mistake when you put your hands on Angelfire! NOBODY...puts their hands on Angelfire and gets away with it!

Havok: (laughs) I'm shaking in my boots, Tina! Really, I am! So...uh...what, you gonna punish me or something? Book me in a coupla handicap matches? Make me fight one of your boys? What?!

Tina: Oh I'll tell you what I'm gonna do...(reaches into her pocket and pulls out a toothbrush) You see this? I want you to take this toothbrush, and you're gonna scrub every toilet...every urinal...every rest room in this arena.

Havok: What?!

Tina: Did I stutter?!

Havok: Who...wha...you can't make me do this?!

Tina: Oh I can't?!

Havok: No! (turns to leave)

Tina: Ok...fine...I'll just hafta fire you.

Havok: (stops and turns to Tina) What?

Tina: That's right...I mean...if you can't obey orders...

Havok: (rolls eyes) Are you serious?!

Tina: Well...it's either that or...(giggles) I can always close the fed. You know...all the NFWA superstars...jobless! And it'll be all because of you, Havok! All because you couldn't do a simple...

Havok: (snatches the toothbrush) FINE!!!!! I'll do it. Happy?

Tina: You know it, Johnny boy! (Havok exits the room) AND YOU'D BETTER DO A GOOD JOB!!! I WANNA BE ABLE TO SEE MY FACE IN THAT THOSE TOILETS!!!!

(Tina takes a seat on the sofa and the camera cuts back to ringside for the next match)

Women's Title: Pandora (champion) Vs Kammy

("Pestilent Existence" hits the PA system and a dim pink light fills the arena. The crowd boos wildly as Pandora twirls out from the locker room with the Women's title belt around her waist. She takes it off and clutches it to her chest before sprinting down the ramp, sliding into the ring and glaring into the camera. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and "What Kammy wants, Kammy Gets" hits the PA system. Pink and blue spotlights swarm the arena and the crowd cheers as Kammy walks out onto the stage with a copy of her Playboy in hand. She walks down the entrance ramp to ringside, walks over to the commentary table and hands the Playboy to Vince Johnson. She then climbs upon the ring apron, steps through the ropes and goes shoots an intense stare in Pandy's direction. Referee Stephanie Jenkins is able to wrestle the Women's Title from Pandora's grip as the music dies down and the lights return to normal. She hands the title belt over the ring announcer and calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!

VJ: And we start off this match with Kammy looking pretty mad after what happened to her last week!

KT: Playboy! Woohoo!!

VJ: Right..Anyway Kammy going right after Pandora...And she is going for her throat!

KT: Lots of things go down her throat!

VJ: Well last week Pandora shoved the layout of Kammy down her throat!

KT: Ya! Anyway kammy now with a leg take down!

VJ: (looks at Kevin Taylor) I do commentary...And now Kammy going to work on Pandora's leg...She's twisting it! That does not look like her leg bends that way! Ahh!

KT: That looks like a chicken leg!

VJ: Yes it does...Oh..Pandora gets out of the hold and slaps Kammy in the face!

KT: Cat fight?

VJ: You can't do that! Pandora now all over Kammy..Eye gouge! And now shes pulling her hair!

KT: She fights like a girl!

VJ: She IS a girl! (sigh) Anyway..Now Pandora and Kammy rolling around both trying to get the upperhand...Kammyon top of Pandora and slamming her head into the mat! One..Two...Three...Four...Five...Six...Seven..Eight..Nine..Ten! Ten times!!

KT: I'm suprised a Canadian like you was able to count that high!

VJ: (looks at Taylor) Enough of that...Now Kammy slapping Pandora! Oh! Pandora throws Kammy across the ring and right into the ref! The ref just went down!

KT: Stupid ref! Wake up! You don't get paid to sleep!

VJ: Well now this is not good..Kammy is just getting up..And whats that!? Pandora has a Kool-Aid pitcher! OHH!! She just shattered it over Kammy's head and Kammy goes down with Kool-Aid all over her with it! The ref is up! One...Two...Three!!

Announcer: And your winner, And new Womans Champion..Pandora!

KT: Kool-Aid works better then milk!

VJ: Pandora...she picks up the win over Kammy...my God she just ain't right.

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see Amy Dumas standing outside of a dressing room marked "Too Xtreme")

AD: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm outside of the Too Xtreme dressing room, where I hope to get a word from either Rick Bruiser or Kaos, who have recently returned to the NFWA after...(the door opens and Kaos storms out of the room) EXCUSE ME! KAOS!!! Can I get a word with you...

Kaos: (ignores Amy)

AD: Kaos!!!!! KAOS!!!!!

(The camera cuts back out to the parking lot, where cameras are focused on the entrance)

VJ: Well again, ladies and gentlemen we are awaiting Kurt Angle! Tina has promised he will be here to pledge his allegiance to Angelfire! Stay with us!

*****Commercial*****

("Whoa" hits the PA as Kaos walks down to the ring. He is wearing his street clothes and has a Los Angeles Clippers hat. He walks in the ring and grabs the mic.)

Kaos: How you guys doing tonight?

(Crowd Cheers)

Kaos: Thats good. You know I am not supposed to be out here tonight. I am not scheduled to be here. But I have to get something off my chest, cause if I dont I am going to fuckin explode.

(Crowd gets silent)

Kaos: I have something to say and as much as Rick and Nick and Justin might hate me for this, I have to say it. I can't take it no more. This is the hardest things I have had to do but cant live with myself If I dont let the truth be known. For 6 months I have known about this secret and its going to be told to the world right now. I dont know if you guys remember but 6 months ago, a man was killed in a night club in Los Angeles. After a fight with three guys, the man was gunned down by the three men....

(Rick, Nick and Justin run down to the ring and argue with Kaos)

RB: K, whats wrong with you man?

Kaos: Rick, this needs to be said and if you put your hand on me again, it will be your last time.

Justin: K, do you want a Too Xtreme beat down right now?

Kaos: Justin, back up outta my face now. Now before I go on with this...I need the Police Officers that I brought to the show to come down to the ring.

(The Police get in the ring and hold back Too Xtreme)

Kaos: Now, Like I was saying. The man was killed by the three men. They fled and the killers were never caught. Nobody saw them drive away or anything. But I am going to bring justice to the Garcia family and help put those men behind bars.

(The crowd is stunned)

RB: Kaos whoa whoa whoa. What are you talking about? We didnt do anything? All we did was have fun at go home. We went to the after parties but there was no altercation with anybody. We are not going to jail for something we didnt do.

Kaos: Rick, dont you get it? You cant hide any more. I know the truth and these fans know the truth. Rick, give it up man.

RB: Man. Whats wrong with you? I let you join Too Xtreme. I let you into this family and this is the way you are going to repay me? I trusted you K, I trusted you. I can't beleive you would stab me in the back like that. And just for that, Im going to give you a present.

KT: WHOA!!! Rick just nailed Kaos withe the mic.

VJ: And those pack of wolves, Nick and Justin, Nick and Justin are attacking Kaos. Look at this. We need some help down here. Justin with the Justinator. Kaos has been flattened with the Justinator. Nick Bruiser going for the Hot Shot. Kaos is broken in pieces.

RB: KAOS, KAOS SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WRESTLING CAREER BECAUSE ITS OVER!!!!

VJ: Rick has a steel chair. Get the damn police in there.

KT: They are scared to go in there. Too Xtreme has went nuts. Rick Nick and Justin have lost it and they have taken it out on Kaos.

VJ: Rick just hit Kaos over the head with a chair. Kaos is a bloody mess. EMT's, we need you out here ASAP. Rick, the head honcho of Too Xtreme has gone berzerk and Kaos didnt deserve this. All he did was tell the fans the truth. He wanted to let everybody know who was involved in the Night Club shooting.

KT: Finally Rick and Nick and Justin have let Kaos go. Police are surrounding the ring and they get in. Police have mase, nightsticks and guns. They are not afraid to use it either.

VJ: Too Xtreme is in cuffs now and are being taken away. The crows is stunned. I dont know what to say now. Rick Bruiser, a man who has accomplished so much being taken away to jail. Nick and Justin were in the wrong place at the wrong time. You hate to see this. Talent taken like this. There careers as we know it are over.

KT: Yeah its such a shame that it had to come to this.

VJ: Kaos being taken on a stretcher. He is a bloody mess. Kaos didnt deserve this. Kaos we hope will be back in action by Breakin the Rulz. We havent seen them in action since before Game Time. Wow.

(The camera cuts to one of the Men's Rooms in the arena, where we see Johnny Havok with the toothbrush Tina gave him earlier in the evening, and a bucket of bleach in the other. He slowly walks over to a bathroom stall and begins to get down on his knees)

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen...there you see Johnny Havok...I am not believing this. Tell me...

KT: HA...

VJ: Tell me he's not gonna do it!

KT: Of course he's gonna do it! The future of the NFWA depends on it!!!

VJ: Johnny Havok...that blasted Tina...telling Havok to scrub the toil--SON OF A...

KT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

VJ: THIS IS DISGUSTING!!! Johnny Havok...the former World Champion being forced to get down on his hands and knees and scrub a damn toilet!!! Like a lowly...

KT: Oh please, Johnson! He's a darn egomaniac and you know it! All that Tina's trying to do is humble him a little. Make him take one for the team. Ya know...

VJ: This has gotta be the lowest point in Johnny Havok's career! Being forced to---HEY!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: Whoa!

VJ: THAT'S SEWASIDE!!!!!!! He just blasted Havok in the back of the head with that plunger!!! And now...Kid Money back there as well!!!! IT WAS A SETUP, DAMN IT!!!!!!

KT: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

VJ: Sewaside and Kid Money!!! Sewaside and Kid Money going to work on Havok in the rest room!!!! Havok...

Sewaside: (grabs Havok by the hair) You wanna f*ck with Angelfire, big shot? You wanna f*ck with us! I'm gonna show you what happens to people who f*ck with us! Get his legs, Kid!

VJ: Hey wait a minute...what the hell are they doing?!

KT: I think...oh my God, Vince, don't tell me! Are they gonna do...

VJ: Now c'mon!!!! Kid Money and Sewaside...c'mon, NO!!! No---****FLUSH**** OH MY GOD!!!!! THEY'RE GIVING JOHNNY HAVOK...

KT: IT'S A SWIRLY!!!! IT'S AN OLD FASHIONED SWIRLY VJ!!!!!

VJ: THIS IS DISGUSTING! THIS IS....****FLUSH****** DAMN IT!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!! Tina and Angelfire...finally we've got officials back there to stop this! Johnny Havok...just absolutely disrespected by Sewaside and Kid Money! Disrespected by the Terror Squad! By Angelfire...son of a...DAMN IT!

****Commercial****

(The scene opens in the bathroom, where we see Johnny Havok being attended to by EMT's)

VJ: Folks, we're back on the Slam, and there you see Johnny Havok. Just before the break...Havok was forced by Tina to scrub toilets with a toothbrush, when outta nowhere, Sewaside and Kid Money assaulted him with a plunger and then...giving Johnny Havok a swirly!

KT: And rightfully so, Vince Johnson! You try to convince everybody that doing that to Havok was a bad thing, when in reality it was the best thing to happen since sliced bread...maybe even Jell-O pudding.

VJ: THE MAN IS A 2 TIME FORMER WORLD CHAMPION! He's a legitimate superstar...

KT: He's an egomaniac and a loud mouth jerk! He got exactly what he had coming, and he is a prime example of what happens to people that mess with Angelfire...including a certain Canadian announcer whose name escapes me right about now!

VJ: Yeah well...I think it was deplorable what just happened out here! That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

Non-Title: Ice Cube Vs DJP

(The Olympic Theme plays over the PA system and the crowd boos wildly in the background. Golden lights shine over the arena, gold sparks shower down from the rafters and the crowd boos as DJP walks out onto the stage with his Tag Title belt around his waist. He struts down the entrance ramp, climbs upon the ring apron and steps through the ropes. He calls for a mic from the ring announcer as the music dies down, the lights return to normal, and "My Hero" hits the PA system. The crowd cheers wildly as red, yellow and green spotlights fill the arena.)

VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, here we go!!! We are awaiting Ice Cube...the Universal Champion! The man who along with Psyko Stevo, Lightning and T Money is out to destroy Angelfire...

KT: Yes, Johnson, but one thing you've gotta remember is that Ice Cube's not 100% after Tuesday!! Remember, he got a 50-pound cinder block dropped right on his crotch! Do you know how that must feel?

VJ: I don't even wanna imagine the kinda pain Ice Cube is going through...as a matter of fact, much like T Money, I don't even think Ice Cube shoulda been cleared to wrestle this match! But he is here! Ice Cube will never back down from a challenge!

KT: Well where the hell is the guy?! I don't see him!

VJ: Well...Ice Cube---WAIT A MINUTE!!! ICE CUBE FROM THE CROWD...

KT: SEE!!!! SEE...HE'S ON CRUTCHES! I knew he wasn't 100%!!! I knew it! Once again my expert skills as a broadcast journalist have paid off and put you to shame, Vinnie! They have put you to shame, and once again cast me in the light of the greatest play-by-play man this biz has ever se---SWEET JESUS!!! WHAT THE HECK?!?!!?

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

VJ: ICE CUBE...HE JUST BLASTED DJP IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH THAT CRUTCH!!!

KT: This isn't an X-Treme match!

VJ: Ice Cube doesn't care!! He's got that metal crutch once again!! DJP starting to get back to his feee---OOOOOOOOOOH GOD!!!! RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!!!!! RIGHT IN THE DAMN HEAD!!!! DJP IS DOWN!! DJP IS DOWN, AND LOOK AT CUBE GO!!! ICE CUBE!!! ICE CUBE! OPENING UP ON DJP...AND HERE COMES ANGELFIRE!!!!

KT: Yeah...GET HIM!!!! Somebody get that jackass!

VJ: Ice Cube making an escape through the crowd...oh my goodness, but the damage has already been done!!!!

KT: What about the match, you coward!!! Come back!!!!!

VJ: Fans...we've gotta take another commercial break...when we return...

(The camera cuts backstage, where we see 2 masked men attacking someone)

KT: What on earth?

VJ: We've got...we've got something going on backsta...OH!! THAT'S KV!!!!

KT: What!?!

VJ: Scarlet KV being assaulted in the locker room! What's going on back there?! Wha...

(Suddenly the screen snows out, and we lose our feed)

VJ: Oh my goodness...fans...we've lost our feed....

KT: What the hell was that all about?!

VJ: I dunno! Fans...don't go away! When we come back, it's the X-Treme Title on the line! Psyko Stevo Vs Derek Steel!!! Stay with us!!!

****Commercial****

X-Treme Title: Psyko Stevo (Champion) Vs Derek Steel

("Debonaire" hits the PA system and the crowd boos wildly as Derek Steel walks out onto the stage wearing a gray "NEW ERA" t-shirt and pushing a shopping cart full of weapons. He stares into the crowd for a moment before walking down the entrance ramp to the ring)

VJ: Well fans, we're back on the Slam, and we're getting set for this X-Treme Title match. Derek Steel set to do battle with Psyko Stevo...Steel actually won the right to face Stevo last week on a house show, this should be an excellent match up, which will be followed by the lumberjack match, Lightning taking on Kerrboski...not to mention that Kurt Angle is yet to appear!

KT: Don't worry Vinneroo! I spoke to Tina personally this morning and she guaranteed it! There's no way that he won't show up!

VJ: What were you doing speaking to Tina?

KT: Just because you feel the need to absolutely disrespect your boos doesn't mean that I have to as well! Once again, I am not a member of Angelfire,but I like their style! I love the new direction they're taking this fed...

VJ: The woman said she was torturing it!

KT: That's cutting edge TV production that you won't find anywhere else in the wrestling world! Ya gotta love it, baby!

VJ: (rolls eyes)

(Steel's music dies down and the lights dim as an eerie green mist rolls out from the locker room. "Between Angels and Insects" by Papa Roach hits the PA system, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction (mostly cheers) as Psyko Stevo walks out onto the stage with the X-Treme Title dangling from his hand. He walks down the entrance ramp to ringside, stopping at the bottom of the ramp and pointing at a sign in the crowd reading "Stevo=IRONMAN". He turns to climb into the ring, but is met with a BIG baseball slide from Derek Steel as referee Ruby Highfill calls for the bell)

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

VJ: OH!!!! Derek Steel caught Stevo napping on the floor...and he's not wasting any time here, Kevin! Steel's got that shopping cart...Psyko Stevo trying to get back to his feet...OH GOD!!!!!!!! SHOPPING CART!!! RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF THE X-TREME CHAMPION!!! STEVO IS DOWN!!! STEEL WITH THE COVER!!! THE COUNT...2...NO!!!!! Psyko Stevo somehow able to kickout before the count of 3!

KT: I was getting ready to say that shopping cart knocked Stevo's brains out, but then I remembered he actually had to have a brain to begin with!

VJ: Stevo's busted open and Derek Steel is not letting up! Steel now...grabbing that parking sign from the shopping cart of weapons, and now he's measuring Stevo! The Champion...trying to get back to his feet---AND GETS TATTOOED WITH A HUGE SHOT TO THE HEAD BY STEEL!!!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANOTHER!!! AND ANO---STEVO REFUSING TO GO DOWN, KEVIN!!! STEVO REFUSIN---DAMN IT!!!

KT: HA!

VJ: Derek Steel with a low blow to Stevo!

KT: See VJ...Derek Steel never had a problem going down, if you catch my drift...(brief pause) hey wait a minute! That didn't come out right!

VJ: (trying not to laugh) Steel now...scoops Stevo up...Stevo has thus far been unable to get out of the blocks against Steel, and watch this! Steel carrying him over towards the ringpost--AND STEVO BACKFIRST OFF THE STEEL!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!!! Derek Steel attempting to damage the back of Psyko Stevo!

KT: Hey, ya know something, Johnson, I like this Derek Steel! He has spunk! If this New Era thing doesn't pan out, we--I mean Angelfire may have a place for him in the company!

VJ: Did you say "we".

KT: I said "oui"! It's French for "yes" ya know! C'mon, Vinnie! Call the match!

VJ: Stevo tossed into the ring by Steel...what the hell's he doing here?! Derek Steel...dragging Stevo back first into the ringpost...oh no!! Oh n...are you kidding me?!?!?! Derek Steel...OH MY GOD!!!! A BOW AND ARROW!!!!!!!!! DEREK STEEL!!! A BOW AND ARROW USING THE RINGPOST ON STEVO!!! STEVO'S SPINE BEING CHALLENGED BY THE STEEL!!!

KT: And it's all legal, Vinnie! It's all legal!

VJ: Referee Highfill checking Stevo to see if he gives! Will he...will...oh! Steel breaks the hold!

KT: What?!

VJ: Derek Steel...my God, did you hear Stevo scream in pain?

KT: Yes I did, and quite frankly it was music to my ears! Why the heck did he let him go!

VJ: Well...I'm not quite sure...uh oh!! Steel looking under the ring for some weapons...Psyko Stevo...he is bleeding! He is out of it, and I'm sure he's in a World of hurt right now AND STEEL'S GOT A DAMN CHAIR!!!!

KT: YES!!! VJ, how great would this be! Derek Steel finishes off the Champion with some steel of his own! I'd love that!

VJ: Psyko Stevo...using the ropes to pull himself back to his feet, and Steel is headed into the ring with that chair!

KT: This is it, Vince Johnson! It's all over but the crying!

VJ: These fans...these fans trying to rally Psyko Stevo...Steel doesn't look happy...Stev--OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!! PSYKOTONATOR!!!!!!!!!!!! PSYKOTONATOR!!!!!! STEEL JUST KNOCKED HEADFIRST THROUGH THAT SHOPPING CART!!

KT: Oh no, he's stuck!!!!

VJ: Derek Steel is stuck!! His head lodged in that shopping cart, and this is the break Stevo needs!!! Psyko Stevo...AND NOW HE'S GOING UP TOP!!!

KT: The man is a bafoon, Vince Johnson!

VJ: Stevo...Steel finally able to free himself from that cart, and watch Stevo...OFF THE TOP...OH MY!!!!!!!!! DEREK STEEL CAUGHT HIM COMING OFF WITH A DROPKICK!!! DAMN!

KT: HA! Please, VJ! A true broadcast journalist remains unbiased at all times!

VJ: Stevo...he just can't buy a break in this match!

KT: Oh...I dunno about that! I'm sure that dropkick broke at least one or 2 ribs!

VJ: Please! Steel's nose was busted by that Psykotonator, and he's hot about that!! Steel dragging Stevo onto the ramp now! What are we gonna see here?! Steel...suplex coming up--no!!! It's blocked by Stevo!!! Again...Stevo with the block! Oh! Uh oh! Psyko Stevo's gonna try one of his own!!! He's got him up!!!!!

KT: Steel!!

VJ: Stevo's got him up on the ram---OOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! BRAINBUSTER!!! ON THE STEEL!!!!! STEEL'S HEAD JUST BOUNCED OFF OF THAT RAMP!! AND THERE'S THE COVER...1...2...3!!!!!!!! That's all!

Ding Ding Ding!!***Cue "Between Angels and Insects"

Announcer: Here is your winner, and STILL NFWA X-Treme Champion: Psyko Stevo!!!!!

VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, Psyko Stevo pulls out YET another one!!!!! That tremendous brainbuster on the steel for Derek and it was all she wrote! Psyko Stevo still the X-Treme Champion!

KT: Sweet Mother of Mercy VJ! How in the holy heck can you sit there and ignore the flagrant cheating by Stevo throughout the match?!

VJ: Say what?!

KT: oh c'mon! I know you're blind, but even you had to see that flagrant cheating in there! I mean...he had the tights!

VJ: He did not!

KT: Oh yes he did! Psyko Stevo hooked the tights and stole the victory, not to even mention the fact that I heard him use the word 'MARK' at least 7 time throughout the course of this match! The man is a disgrace to this sport and everything it stands for!

VJ: Will you shut up?!?! So Stevo will live to fight another day...particularly next Friday night, when he goes 1 on 1 with Ice Cube! It was signed earlier on by that damn Tina! Ice Cube! Stevo! The Universal Title will be on the line---HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!! THAT'S THE GAME!!!!!

KT: Where did he come from?!

VJ: Stevo was headed back to the locker room, and look at the Game hammering away upon the Champion!!! The Game...attacking Stevo, after he had already been involved in this war with Derek Steel!

KT: He's standing up for the ethics of traditional, family entertainmen---AWWW!! CRAAAAAAAP!!

VJ: STEVO MOUNTING A COMEBACK!!! STEVO...HAMMERING AWAY UPON THE GAME...AND WE'VE GOT OFFICIALS OUT HERE!

KT: SHOOT HIM!!! SHOOT HIM!

VJ: Stop it! These men trying to separate the Game and Psyko Stevo...and the Game wants Stevo bad...and I'm sure the feeling's neutral!!!

(Stevo's music continues to play as officials try to pull The Game back to the locker room. Suddenly, the cameras cut to a dimly lit room in the back, where Scarlet KV is handcuffed to a chair)

VJ: Well fans...

KT: What's this, Johnson?

VJ: We've got...it's those 2 masked men again! Scarlet KV has been handcuffed...what is that they've got?! What is...

KT: Is that gasoline?!

VJ: Aww...I sure hope it's not!!! These men...they're pouring...tell me it's not gas!!

KT: Why don't you go back there and take a good wif if you wanna know so bad! You could stand to lose a few brain cells! Go on!

VJ: These masked men...whoever they are...I don't like the looks of this!

(One of the masked men pulls out a book of matches, and the other slowly begins to peel his mask away)

VJ: Wait a minute...that 1 guy's removing the mask...HEY!!!

KT: THAT'S VENOM!!!!!

VJ: What the...Venom?! Why would...AND OUTLAW!!! vENOM AND OUTLAW...THE SYCOTICS HAVE KV IN THE BACK!!! THE SYCOTICS HAVE KV...

Venom: (strikes the match) This has been a long time coming KV!

VJ: Oh! Wait a minute...they're not!

KT: Um....

VJ: Venom's got that lit match! Tell me they're not...

Outlaw: Maybe next time you'll learn not to screw with the Sycotics! Light it up!

VJ: "Light it up?!?!" Light it...OH NO!!! NO!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!! THE ROOM IS ON FIRE!!!!!! THE ROOM IS ON FIRE DAMN IT!!! VENOM AND OUTLAW...LOCKING KV IN THAT ROOM!!! DAMN IT!!! GET SOME HELP BACK THERE!!! SCARLET KV...MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

***Commercial***

***DURING THE BREAK***

VJ: Fans, this was the scene during the break! Venom and Outlaw abducting KV, dousing that room with gasoline and lighting it on fire! They locked him inside the room and left, and this was what happened! Officials back there with fire extinguishers...trying to break into that room...literally having to chop the damn thing down with axes!! They broke into the room, managed to put the fire out, but the big story is this...SCARLET KV WAS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND IN THAT ROOM!!!! Scarlet KV...he was gone!

KT: So what...you think he burned to death?

VJ: I doubt it! Officials claim that there was absolutely no trace of the Psycho of Madness...and if I were the Sycotics I would watch my ass! Because there is hell to be paid...

KT: GOD!!! Your language is deplorable!

Lumberjack match: Lightning Vs Kerrboski

(2 lightning bolts criss cross the stage as "Eye of the Storm" hits the PA system. The crowd goes wild, raindrops fall from the rafters and Lightning walks out to ringside with the World Title belt draped over his shoulder. He climbs up the ring stairs, tosses the belt over the ropes and walks towards the center of the ring, where he raises his arms into the air, brings them down swiftly and lightning bolts shoot up from the ring posts. The music dies down, the lights turn gold as the Olympic theme plays over the PA system. The crowd boos wildly as sparks shower down from the rafters and Kerrboski walks out, followed by lumberjacks Firestorm, Kid Money, DJP, Sewaside, Alyssa Sanders and The Game. Together, they all walk down the ramp, stopping just before they get to ringside for the huddle)

VJ: Well, folks this is the one we've been waiting for! Lightning and Kerrboski! Lumberjack match...

KT: Kerrboski's World Class Opportunity to show the World just how great he truly is! I mean...do you know what a win over Lightning can do for you?!

VJ: Last person who beat Lightning ended up losing his career...

KT: DON'T BRING THAT UP!!! It's not even true! They should call you Pinnochio JohnsoN! You need to stop the lies! STOP IT!

VJ: Well...we've got some kinda huddle on stage...what on earth...

(Suddenly "MEDAL" blasts over the PA system and red, white and blue spotlights fill the arena)

VJ: WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!! THAT'S...THAT'S KURT ANGLE'S MUSIC!!!! Does that mean what I think it means?! Does it...

KT: YES, YES, YES!!! KURT ANGLE IS HERE!!! AND KURT ANGLE...IS A MEMBER...OF ANGELFIRE!!!

VJ: Aww hell!!!!!

KT: YES!!!

VJ: Angle and Tina!!!! Angle and Tina on their way down to ringside! The son of a bitch sold his soul, damn it!!! He sold out to Angelfire...look at him! High fiving...MY GOD!!

KT: Set your VCR's folks! You will never see such a display of stroke in this biz again! Kurt Angle, the newest member of...

VJ: LIGHTNING'S GOT A CHAIR!

KT: He is not the newest member of "Lightning's got a chair", you closet pedophile! He has join---LIGHTNING'S GOT A CHAIIIIIR!!!!!!!!! LOOK OUT---

VJ: WHAAAAM!!!!!!! DOWN GOES KERRBOSKI!!!!!!!! DJP TAKES A SHOT AS WELL!!! AND LOOK AT LIGHTNING NOW!!! LIGHTNING!!! THE WORLD CHAMPION TAKING ON THE WHOLE ANGELFIRE FACTION!!!! TAKING ON ALL THE MEMBERS OF--MILLION DOLLAR DREAM ON LIGHTNING! KID MONEY WITH THE MILLION---LIGHTNING WITH THE LOW BLOW!!!!!

KT: The cowards way out! The cow--OH!

VJ: LIGHTNING BOLT ON KID MONEY!!!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT...AND LIGHTNING JUST SET HIS SIGHTS ON TINA!!!

KT: YES!!! Go ahead Lightning! Go ahead, you'll hafta get through the Olympic Bad Ass 1st!!!

VJ: Lightning...we've got a staredown, folks!!!Lightning and Angle...eyeing one another down...Kerrboski from behind---DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD OF LIGHTNING!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!

KT: And that's what you call fighting fire with fire! Or as that slob Delaware Dave would say, fighting fire with STEEEL!

VJ: You don't hold a candle to Dave, so don't even try it buddy!

KT: Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie! You don't hafta hate me cuz I'm the hottest play by play man in the company! Because the FNS ratings have spiked a full point since I've been doing this! There's no shame in being 2nd best...but you're not even that so---

VJ: OH!!! Lightning just slammed headfirst into the steel stairs!!! AND AGAIN!!!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! AND AG...DAMN IT!!! KERRBOSKI'S GONNA KILL HIM!!! KERRBOSKI TRYING TO KNOCK LIGHTNING'S BRAINS OUT!!!!!! C'MON! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!!!

KT: Why should it stop, VJ! Vinnerooni! Cotton Vin! Because Lightning is your hero?! Your favorite superstar! Because he makes you "MARK OUT"?!

VJ: Shut up!!!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!

VJ: There's the bell and this match is underway. Lightning is down on the outside, Kerrboski in the ring and--SWEET MERCIFUL...THESE DAMN DOGS!!! THESE ANGELFIRE DOGS ARE MAULING LIGHTNING ON THE ARENA FLOOR!!! DAMN IT!!! DAMN IT!!!! DAMN IT...

KT: Calm down, calm down! You've gotta learn to call the match like I do! Go with the flow! Call it like I see it...

VJ: Lightning being killed on the arena floor!

KT: And think of it this way...soon he'll be able to walk with the angels! It's a good thing!

VJ: Please!!! Sewaside tossing Lightning into the ring, and now Kerrboski's all over him!!! Choking the life outta Lightning! Blatant choke...right in front of the official!! Do something about this ref!

KT: And he is, Vince! You say that every match! You sound like a broken record! That's why the fans prefer me over you! I deliver the cutting edge commentary that brings in the ra--

VJ: LOOK AT THIS NO!!! SEWASIDE AND KID MONEY! CHOKING LIGHTNING BEHIND THE BACK OF THE OFFICIAL!!! REF!!!! REF...

KT: His head was out of the ring!

VJ: Oh! Will you stop?! Lightning...they call it a lumberjack match, but this is nothing more than a glorified assassination attempt!! Angelfire puts Lee Harvey Oswald to shame!

KT: That's low!

VJ: No lower than Angelfire...as Kurt Angle...that...I never really saw eye to eye with Kurt, but I never thought he'd stoop to aligning himself with the likes of Angelfire!!! Never! And watch Kerrboski now! Dragging Lightning to the center of the ring...

KT: Getting ready to go to school, Vinnie...OW!!!!!!

VJ: OH!! Lightning just booted Kerrboski right into the official!!!

KT: Disqualification! Ding Ding! Your winner is Kerrboski!!!

VJ: The referee went down like a sack of potatoes! Kerrboski...uh oh!

KT: Kerrboski! Look out!

VJ: Lightning's waiting on him! Kerrboski from behi---LIIIIIIGHTNING BOLT!!!!!!!

KT: DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!!!

VJ: The Lightning Bolt! Lightning hit it! Lightning hit it...AND THE DOGS ARE STORMING THE RING!!!!!!!!!! THE DAMN ANGELFIRE IS ATTACKING LIGHTNING AGAIN!!! THEY'RE ATTACKING...I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!!

KT: Ya know, Vince, you've got it all wrong. I heard in the back that Lightning was complaining about chronic neck pain! All they're trying to do is help straighten that problem out! Alyssa is a cetified chyropractor, ya know.

VJ: Bullcrap!!! These vile human beings...as Angle and Tina look on from the floor...they're...Lightning is greatly outnumbered! This is absolutely dispicable!!! And now look at The Game...he's got Lightning set up...PEDIGREE!!!!!!!!!!! Lightning has just been planted!!!!!!! Lightning...GEEZ!!!

KT: Well...

VJ: Well what?! "Angelfire is a quality group?! I agree with everything they do! I love Angelfire! Angelfire can do no wrong!!!" WELL WHAT NOW?!!??!?! WHAT NOW, YOU SON OF A BITCH?!??!! WELL WHAT?!?!?!?!?!

KT: Well I was just gonna ask you to pass the Kool Aid. Geez! You need some serious anger management mister!

VJ: Angelfire has done its damage, and watch Kerrboski!!! Kerrboski has Lightning set up now! This one...this one could be all!!! It could be...BOSKI SLAM!!!!!!!!!

KT: OH MY!!! WHAT AN AMAZING MANEUVER BY THE WORLD CLASS ATHLETE!!!! THIS COULD BE ALL! THIS COULD BE ALL! THERE'S THE COVER....

VJ: Referee Jonathan starting to move...

KT: 1........2........3.......WHERE'S THE DAMN COUNT?!?!?!?!!

VJ: Jonathan starting to come to! Kerrboski...Kerrboski is frustrated by---WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! IT'S HAVOK!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?

VJ: JOHNNY HAVOK!!!!!!!!!!! JOHNNY HAVOK ON THE FLOOR!!! HAVOK GOING AFTER ANGELFIRE!!!!!

KT: What a thug! Somebody...GET HIM KURT!!!

VJ: Havok shoving Angle aside---AND HE'S GOT TINA!!!!! Havok's got Tina!

KT: You worthless cad!!! UNHAND HER!!!! UNHAND HER!

VJ: Tina's felt the wrath of Havok before...SEWASIDE FROM BEHIND ONCE AGAIN!!!! Sewaside and DJP...all over Johnny Havok on the outside!!!!

KT: Yes, Angelfire! Nothing shall deter Kerrboski from this moment! This is World Class Week! This is his night! This is his moment! This is Lightning's time to lose! I can feel it! Here it comes!

VJ: Kerrboski with the cover once again...this time the ref able to count the fall.........1.................2.....................thr---HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLL NOOOOO!!!!!!! NOT 3!!!!!!! NOT 3!!!!!!! LIGHTNING GOT THE SHOULDER UP!

KT: Sweet Merciful crap! Johnson, you know that was a 3!

VJ: I don't know a thing!

KT: That's true, but you know that was a 3! Hell, Ronald Regan doesn't know who the hell he is anymore, but he knows it was a 3!!!

VJ: Kerrboski...and now Angle seeming to take exception to that count! Kurt Angle headed into the ring!

KT: Tell em, Kurt! Deliver some of that old Olympic justice!

VJ: Angle arguing with the official...he got his brains knocked out earlier in the match! He probably doesn't even know who he is! And watch Kerrboski...Kerrboski's got Lightning by the ha---WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!

KT: WHAT?!?!

VJ: ANGLE'S GOT KERRBOSKI!!! ANGLE'S GOT KERRBOSKI!!! OLYMPIC SLAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KT: WHAT THE HELL??!?!?!

Ding Ding Ding!!!!!!!!!

Announcer: Here is your winneras a result of a DQ: Kerrboski!!!!

VJ: Kerrboski picks up the DQ win...but the big story is...

KT: WHAT THE HELL WAS ANGLE THINKING?!

VJ: Tina...look at Tina! She is absolutely livid!!! Kurt Angle just hit Kerrboski with the Olympic Slam! And now...oh my!!! Angle...RIPPING OFF THE ANGELFIRE SHIRT!!!!!!! ANGLE HASN'T SOLD OUT!!! ANGLE HASN'T...

KT: (throwing a fit) YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF TRASH!!!!! YOU WORM!!! OLYMPIC SCUM!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?! HOW COULD YOU...

VJ: ANKLE LOCK!!!!!!!!!! ANKLE LOCK!!!!! ON KERRBOSKI!!! AND KERRBOSKI IS TAPPING KERRBOSKI IS TAPPING!!!

KT: WHAT AN OVERGROWN PIECE OF HUMAN EXCREMENT!!! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! GET HIM GU...

VJ: IT'S ICE CUBE!!!! STEVO!!!! ICE CUBE AND STEVO RUSHING THE RINGSIDE AREA!! AND FANS, IT'S ALL BREAKING LOOSE AGAIN!!! IT'S BREAKING LOOSE AGAIN!!!!! ANGELFIRE...THE NFWA!!!!! THE NFWA IS TAKING IT TO ANGELFIRE!!!!!!!! And Lightning's headed out here!!!

KT: (to Lightning) YOU'RE WORTHLESS!!! YA HEAR ME! ABSOLUTELY WORTHLESS! I MEAN, I'VE SEEN SOME WORTHLESS PEOPLE BEFORE, BUT YOU PUT THEM ALL TO SHAME, YOU HEAR ME??!?!? I HATE YOU!!! I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!! AND IF I WASN'T SUCH A GENTLEMEN, I WOULD GET OUTTA THIS SEAT RIGHT NOW AND---

VJ: OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!! CHAIRSHOT ON TAYLOR!!!!! ONCE AGAIN, A CHAIRSHOT ON KEVIN TAYLOR BY LIGHTNING!!!! TAYLOR IS DOWN!!! Taylor is down!!!!! ANGLE IS TRYING TO BREAK THE LEG OF KERRBOSKI IN THE RING!!!!! Ice Cube, Havok and Stevo...brawling with Angelfire on the outside...ICE BREAKER ON THE GAME!!!!!!!!!! ICE BREAKER...THIS CROWD IS GOING CRAZY!!!!! And watch Lightning now! DJP in the ring---CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD!!!! DOWN HE GOES!!!!!!! Ladies and gentlemen...we're out of time! Fans...thank you for joining us on the Slam!!! We'll see ya Tuesday night on Gear!!!!!!!!!!!!