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Date: 2/1/02 |
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(The NFWA logo appears on the screen and fades into the darkness. "Break Ya Neck" by Busta Rhymes plays in the background as stills from Total Annihilation appear on the screen. They include Panther's attack in the parking lot, Darkest Desires winning the Women's Title, KV's confrontation with Lightning, the War Zone Match between Stevo and Kaos, and the Best of the Best Match between Bruiser and T Money. The FNS theme song/opening video then plays on the screen, and the camera opens up to the arena where blue flares shoot up the ramp as red and blue pyro goes off in front of the FNS set. When the pyro stops, the camera pans the crowd, where fans are holding up signs such as "RIP GNL…BITCHES", "Scarlet KV, Intern of the Year", "TEEEEEE MONEY!!!", "Feel the Bolt" and "Bring back Rage". The camera cuts to the commentary table, where Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave are seated) VJ: Fresh off the 1st PPV of 2002, ladies and gentlemen…WE ARE LIVE…from the sold out Arena that is here in San Diego! Welcome to the FRIDAY NIGHT SLAAAAAAAAM!!!! Vince Johnson alongside Delaware Dave and... DD: The arena that is here in San Diego?! VJ: That's right. DD: (Scoffs) Non-geographical jackass! VJ: What?! DD: Damn it, Vince, tonight is a special night in the NFWA, and I'm not gonna let you and your Canadian tomfoolery screw things up! Tonight, it's the 1st time ever…it's a One Night Tournament for the NFWA TV Title! VJ: That's right, folks! It's a 10 man elimination tournament to crown the Undisputed TV Champion, but that's not all, for here tonight, the World waits with baited breath as Panther, the NFWA CEO makes the announcement on the World Title situation. What's gonna happen with the title? How will it be decided? We will here from Panther tonight! Folks, it'll damn sure be a night to remember! Let's take you down to ringside for our opening contest!!!!! 1st RD TV Title Tourney Match: Diamond Vs Blaze ("Supergirl" by Krystal blasts over the PA system and the crowd cheers wildly. Red, purple and pink spotlights swarm the arena as Diamond walks out onto the stage accompanied by her bodyguard Riot. She raises her hands in a diamond shape before she and Riot walk down the ramp to ringside. Diamond slides into the ring, hops onto the middle turnbuckle and throws up another Diamond symbol as the music dies down and the lights return to normal. The lights go out...The fans boo their asses off as they see Blaze's video roll on the PantherTron as his new theme hits..."Revelation" by D12 hits the PA system. The crowd boos as Blaze steps out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring and attacks Diamond from behind as referee Stephanie Jenkins calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: OH!!! Blaze attacking Diamond from behind and this match is underway! Blaze…this was originally scheduled to be Blake Carter Vs Diamond, however, due to an injury suffered this past Sunday at Total Annihilation, Carter unable to compete…and speaking of…C'MON REF!!! Blaze all over Diamond in the corner!!! What the hell are you there for?!?! DD: ya know something, I was told from very reliable sources that Diamond was sposed to retire after Darkest Desires beat her ass! Why is she still here?! VJ: Well apparently, your stooges were wrong…and right now Diamond is getting the hell beat outta her by Blaze. Blaze now…irish whip sends Diamond to the ropes…BIG CLOTHESLINE!!!! And down goes Diamond!!!! Blaze…solidly in control…and look at him now! Choking the life outta Diamond! C'mon!!! C'mon damn it! DD: HAHA! Well ya know something, after this ass kicking she gets here, she might as well retire. VJ: Referee Jenkins having to pry Blaze off of Diamond…my goodness he's in a foul mood…AND AGAIN!!! ONCE AGAIN BLAZE CHOKING DIAMOND!!!!! Steph…get in there!!!!! DD: Aww stop your bitching and call the match! VJ: Blaze…Diamond has had no offense since the start of this match. My gosh…Diamond backed into the buckle…oh! Look at Blaze…hard slap right to the face of Diamond! And again…Blaze mocking the former Women's Champion. What a no good piece of…Irish whip…Blaze follows her in---SHE MOVED!!!!!!!!! DD: What?! VJ: Diamond moved, and Blaze hit hard off the buckle! This could be it, Dave! This could be just the opportunity that Diamond needs!!! DD: Well damn it, Blaze! You cannot come in here and lose to a broad! You cannot lose---DAMN IT! VJ: Inverted atomic drop by Diamond!!!!!!!!! Blaze just nailed…and now here comes Diamond! Here comes the Queen of Extreme! Rocking Blaze with right hands! Right hands…right to the jaw of Blaze!!! Irish whip…reversal by Blaze sends Diamond into the rope…oh! Diamond with a sunset flip! Diamond…trying to take Blaze over…can she…can she…NO! Hard right hand to Diamond…and there's the cover!!! Blaze…1…2…NO!!! Blaze almost pulled this one out over Diamond! DD: HAHA! Vince…I dunno what the hell Panther sees in that slut Diamond. I mean…seriously, how stupid is she to keep on getting in the ring with these men knowing she's gonna get her ass beat?! VJ: What do you mean… DD: C'mon. Vince, everybody knows there's no woman walking the face of this earth that could ever beat a man. I thought I proved that when I beat Diamond a coupla months back? VJ: Well 1st off, your win over Diamond was a fluke. And if a woman can't beat a man, how do explain Diamond's wins over Downcast…over Neep, over Hogan! DD: Well one, I don't think Hogan qualifies as a man! 2, anybody with a name like Neep deserves to get his ass whipped, and Downcas--- VJ: WAIT A MINUTE! DIAMOND FIGHTING BACK! DIAMOND TRYING TO FIGHT BACK ON---DAMN IT!!!! DDT!!! DIAMOND JUST SPIKED WITH A DDT!!!!! And this one…I would suspect that's all. The cover…2…thr---NO! Diamond…she kicked out again! Diamond kicked out…Blaze can't believe it! DD: That was a 3 and you know it!! VJ: Diamond…somehow able to kickout of that one before 3…Blaze all over referee Jenkins about that count. He felt he had the win! DD: And he did! Panther really needs to start enforcing that don't ask, don't tell policy, cuz… VJ: Oh wait a minute. Blaze just shoved referee Jenkins! What an ass! Big man picking on a little lady! DD: Well I say he needs to wind back and knock her damn head of! That overblown lesbian has been cheating for Diamond since the day she set foot in… VJ: She's not a lesbian! DD: I don't give a damn if she's Brett F*cking Farve! She's had this coming for a long… VJ: HEY!!!! Blaze took a swing at Step---OOOOOOOH!!!! DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!!!!!! DD: WHAT?! VJ: DIAMOND CUTTER!!!!! OUTTA NOWHERE!!!!!!! DIAMOND WITH THE COVER… DD: NO!!! NO!!!! VJ: 1…2…SHE GOT HIM!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, advancing to the 2nd RD in the TV Title Tournament: DIAMOND!!!!! VJ: The Diamond Cutter outta nowhere does the trick, and what about it, Dave!? Diamond…a big upset to open up FNS, and Diamond's going on to the 2nd RD! DD: Vince, if this wasn't the biggest sack of yak sh*t…how…what the… VJ: This crowd is on its feet, and Diamond advances in the tournament, and what about it, Dave?! Last Sunday, you were talking about her retiring, but before the end of the night, she could very well be the 1st female TV Champion in the history of the NFWA! DD: Over my dead body! (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Amy Dumas is standing with Darkest Desires) Amy: "I'm standing here with Darkest Desires. Now Desires, you won the Women's title on Sunday night what is your goals now?" (Dark walks away and the camera cuts to another part of the locker room, where Ice Cube is walking through the hallways to ringside) VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen, up next it's more intergender action. It's Ice Cube…Kammy…the TV Title tournament continues…NEXT!!!!!  NFWA SLAM of the Night FNS (1/25/02): VJ: Kammy from behind with a chair to the head! Ice cube goes to his knees Ice Cube slides in the ring and Kammy and Desires follows! Kammy goes to hit Cube with the Kammy Kutter but cube ducks and hits Kammy with the Ice Breaker! Desires and Stevo are beating on Lightning and Cube just grabed Desires and german suplex! Lightning and Cube are rolling but Money is back in the ring, and WHAT THE HELL?! The Madgra from the crowd just blasted Cube in the head with a chair busting him way open! Madgra throws cube to the outside and he is following! The madgra is comming over here and he has cube on our table! No! Piledriver through our table on Ice Cube by the madgra! Lightning is being double teamed by Stevo and Money! Lightning has no chanse! Stevo throws Lightning to the middle of the ring and he gets a cover 1,2,3! Ring Annoncer: Your winners, Stevo and T Money, ... The Black Blood! DD: HAHA!!! BLACK BLOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!! VJ: BLACK BLOOD MY ASS!!! LIGHTNING AND ICE CUBE HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED!!! ( ****LIVE ACTION**** The scene opens back in the VIP room, where Firestorm is sitting on the sofa. Suddenly, Diamond enters the room with a big smile on her face)Diamond: (Looking around) Panth…oh. Hey Firestorm! Firestorm: (Walks over to Diamond) Hey!!! I saw your match! Congratulations!! (Gives Diamond a big hug) Diamond: (Smiles) Yeah…thanks a lot. Firestorm: No problem. Diamond: So…Panther's not here yet? Firestorm: Panther? Nah…not yet. Not yet. But…I'm here. And I got Kool-Aid. And Apple Jacks! You like Apple Jacks? Diamond: (Laughs) (Suddenly the door bursts open and in walk Psyko Stevo and T Money, startling Firestorm and Diamond) Firestorm: What the f… T Money: PANTHER! Where the…where's Panther at? Diamond: (Angry stare) Don't you assholes know how to knock? Stevo: Look, bitch. We didn't come here to deal with your stank ass! Firestorm: Hey! Don't talk to her like that…and any problem you got with Panther, you got with me! Ok?! T Money: Is that right, Commish? Firestorm: Damn right. T Money: Aight then! Now uh…tonight me and Stevo got a big 1st rd match in the tournament! It's gonna be the biggest match since… Stevo: Hogan and Warrior! T Money: Michaels and Hitman! Stevo: Chyna and Lita! T Money: (Gives Stevo a weird look) Stevo: What? T Money: (Rolls eyes) Anyway…it's gonna be big, and the last thing we need is that punk ass Lightning or that bitch ass Ice Water running out there tryna ruin sh*t! Firestorm: So what does that hafta do with me and Panther? Stevo: Well you're the commish, you make the rules when Panther's not around…so we're telling you to make this match no interference! Anybody comes anywhere near that ring…and their ass is fired from the NFWA! Can you do that for us? Can you promise us that we're gonna get a fair match tonight? Firestorm: (Scratches his head) Uh…look, I'll see what I can do. T Money: Yeah…you do that! (T Money and Stevo exchange cold stares with Diamond and Firestorm as they exit the room. The camera then cuts out to the parking lot, where cameras are focuses on the entrance) VJ: Well folks, we're still awaiting the arrival of Panther. Panther suffered a mild concussion at the hands of an unknown attacker Sunday night at the PPV. However, he WILL be here folks, and tonight, he has promised us that he's got a major announcement regarding the NFWA World Championship! DD: What the hell's it gonna be, Vince? VJ: I don't know, but I sure as hell can't wait to find out!!! 1st RD TV Title Tourney Match: Ice Cube Vs Kammy ("What Kammy Wants, Kammy Gets" blasts over the PA system as red and pink spotlights shine on the stage. The crowd boos as Kammy walks out onto the stage accompanied by new NFWA Women's Champion Darkest Desires, who's carrying a bullwhip in her hand. The pair walk down the entrance ramp. Kammy climbs into the ring and twirls a small leather whip in the air as the crowd takes pictures in the background) VJ: Well folks, there she is. Kammy…the former 2 time Women's Champion. Former co-holder of the NFWA Tag Team Title alongside Nightmare. Kammy has had quite a history in the NFWA, but can she become the TV Champion? Can she follow in the footsteps of what Diamond has done earlier tonight… DD: Can you be anymore of an idiot? How the hell can you compare somebody as beautiful and talented as Kammy to a human rat's nest like Diamond? VJ: Diamond's a great athlete! DD: She's a heifer, plain and simple! VJ: Oh…stop it! DD: No I won't stop it, cuz it's the damn truth! And look at Kammy…she's got looks, brains, and talent, and she's fixing to show old Ice Water Nut Brains exactly what a Black Blood ass kicking is all about! You just wait! (The music dies down, the lights turn red, green and blue as "My Hero" by Foo Fighters hits the PA system. 2 red pyros go off on stage, and the crowd cheers wildly as Ice Cube walks out from the locker room with a big smile on his face. Ice Cube begins his walk down the entrance ramp to ringside) VJ: Will you listen to this ovation for Ice Cube?! DD: What?! VJ: I said…Ice Cube…this crowd is going absolutely crazy for the former 3-time NFWA Champion! And tonight could be yet another title added to his long list of accomplishments! Tonight could be Ice Cube's night! DD: Vince, if you could keep your head outta your ass for 5 minutes, you would realize what Stevo and T Money have been saying is the truth! Ice Cube used to be special…he used to be a champion, used to be great! But last week, after he and bolt brain got their asses beat, that's all in the past! Now Black Blood is at the top, it's a new day… VJ: Hey!!! Ice Cube trying to climb into the ring…and Kammy just took a swing at him with that whip! DD: 1st of all, bitch, don't ever cut me off again! Like I was saying, it's a new da.. VJ: WAIT A MINUTE! DESIRES!!! DARKEST DESIRES FROM BEHIND, JUST TRIED TO NAIL ICE CUBE WITH THAT WHIP!!! WHAT THE HELL?! DD: Hey…you heard what she sai… VJ: OH!! BASEBALL SLIDE!!! KAMMY WITH A BASEBALL SLIDE JUST NAILED CUBE IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!! Ice Cube…Ice Cube is down, folks! This match hasn't even started yet…oh watch Dark! Darkest Desires with that damn bullwhi---OH GOD!!!!! OH GOD NO!!!!!! RIGHT ACROSS THE…MY GOD DID YOU HEAR THAT?! DD: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was great, Vince! VJ: Great my ass! Darkest Desires with that leather whip right to the back of Ice Cube…AND SHE DID IT AGAIN! C'MON DAMN IT!!! WHAT THE HELL?! DD: HAHA! Calm down, Vince! You heard what she said back in the locker room! Ice Cube and Lightning wanna pick on poor defenseless women, well they barked up the wrong tree!!! HAHA! Get him Kammy! VJ: Kammy now…putting the boots to Ice Cube…DAMN IT!! Desires with that whip!!!! That damn whip to the back…she's trying to tear the skin off the hide of Ice Cube! Kammy and Desires whipping Ice Cube like a government mule!!! This is not right!!! This is not…can somebody please do…OH!!! (lightning bolts criss cross on stage as "Ride the Lightning" starts up over the PA system. The crowd cheers loudly as Lightning walks out onto the stage with a chair) DD: Damn it, Vince! I thought it never rained in Southern California!!!! VJ: IT'S LIGHTNING!!! Lightning out here, and you can bet your ass the odds are fixing to be evened up now!!! DD: He has no business being out here! He doesn't have a match, Vince! He doesn't have a match… VJ: HE'S GOT DESIRES!!!!!!! DD: AHHH!!! UNHAND HER, YOU FIEND!!!!! VJ: Lightning has Desires!!!! Lightning coming to the aid of Ice Cube…what the hell is he…big boot to the face, and down goes Kammy!! Lightning has Desires…what is he…oh boy. DD: Oh wait a minute, Vince! Who the hell does he think he is! VJ: Lightning with that whip… DD: No, Vince! He can't do this! He can't do…OH MY GOOOOOOD! Crowd: 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!!!!!!!!! VJ: OH MY GOODNESS! 10 LASHES TO THE HIDE OF THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION, AND THIS CROWD IS GOING ABSOLUTELY BONKERS!!!!! DD: Oh Dark…what a fornicator, Vince!!!! VJ: Darkest Desires has just gotten hers, and look at Lightning, now! Lightning carrying Dark back to the locker room! And this match has just become 1 on 1!!!! DD: Vince, that had to be the sickest, most disgusting thing I've seen in my entire life…and these inbred California crackheads are loving every minute of it! Oh…this would NEVER happen in Delaware! NEVER!!!! VJ: Kammy getting back to her feet now…but watch Ice Cube! Ice Cube measuring Kammy… DD: Oh no…Kammy…turn around! Turn around…OH!!! VJ: CLOTHESLINE!!!!!! Ice Cube with a clothesline just mowed down the self-proclaimed Queen of Blood!!!! AND ANOTHER ONE!!!! Kammy bouncing off the concrete like a superball! And watch Ice Cube…handful of hair sends Kammy back into the ring… Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: And ladies and gentlemen, this one is underway!!! This one is finally underway! Ice Cube and Kammy! Ice Cube and Kammy…and Kammy's begging off! Look at Kammy… DD: She's not begging, Vince. She just needs a quick timeout to get herself together! VJ: This ain't football, Dave! Kammy isn't the St. Louis Rams, Dave! This is wrestling! There are no timeouts in wrestling! Kammy being backed into a corner…AND ICE CUBE BURIES THE BOOT HARD INTO THE MIDSECTION!!!! And again! Ice Cube…oh my! Ice Cube opening up! Stomping down hard on the former Women's Champion, and this crowd is loving it! This crowd is loving it! DD: Damn it, Vince! Somebody do something about this!!!! VJ: Ice Cube has Kammy by the hair now…OH DAMN!!!! KAMMY TOSSED HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING!!!!! Ice Cube now…he's got her one more time!!!! Ice Cube…ONCE AGAIN!!! Kammy sent flying across the ring by her hair!!!! And this crowd is on its feet!!!! DD: Damn it, ref!!! Disqualify him! Unnecessary use of the hair!!!!! VJ: Kammy is in some serious trouble…and Ice Cube's going for the kill!!!! Ice Cube's had enough of this, and I think he's getting ready to end this thing right here! DD: No…oh my gosh! Kammy…damn it, Vince! This is soooo unfair!!!! VJ: Kammy trying to get back to her feet, but Ice Cube's waiting on her! Ice Cube measuring Kammy…here it comes… DD: NO!!! VJ: ICE BREAK---MISSES!!!! Kammy ducked the Ice---KAMMY KUTTER!!!!!!!! DD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! WHAT A MOVE BY KAMMY!!!!!! VJ: Kammy Kutter…outta left field, and Ice Cube just got his jelly chilled! Ice Cube…oh my gosh, how embarrassing would it be for him to lose to Kammy?! DD: We're about to find out right here, Vince! VJ: Kammy with the cover! The leg is hooked…1…2… DD: It's over… VJ: HELL NO IT'S NOT!!!!!! HE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!! ICE CUBE GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!!!!! DD: No way, Vince! VJ: Yes way!!!! It's gonna take more than one move to beat the former World Champion! DD: Yeah well…quick, Kammy! Kick him in the nuts! VJ: Will you stop?! Kammy can't believe it. She was less than a heartbeat away from stealing this thing… DD: (Gasp) Vince, how dare you?! VJ: What? DD: I'll have you know Kammy's never stolen a thing in her life! Unlike you, you closet kleptomaniac! VJ: Will you shut up? DD: No I will not! I will let the truth be told until those Royal Canadian Mounties get off their high horse and put a spur in your bitch ass, bitch!!!! VJ: Alright, Dave! Ice Cube is down…and watch Kammy now. Kammy trying to drag Ice Cube into place! What's she getting ready to do here? DD: She's about to end it, right here! VJ: Kammy now…Kammy climbing the ropes. Kammy headed to the top! What an upset this would be! DD: Can you see the headlines, Vince? "Kammy, World's Greatest Female Athlete, defeats Ice Cube, world's Greatest female impersonator!!" Oh, this is gonna be sweet! VJ: Kammy now…Kammy on the top rope! Ice Cube not moving! Ice Cube…MOONSAULT MISSES!!!!!! DD: WHAT?! VJ: Kammy went for the moonsault, but there was nobody home!!! Ice Cube able to roll outta the way just in time!!! DD: What a cheater, Vince!!!! What a cheater!!!! VJ: My goodness, folks! Kammy trying to get back to her feet now…but watch Ice Cube. Ice Cube pulling himself up as well. DD: Damn it, Kammy! This is your chance! This is your night to make history! All you gotta do… VJ: Oh!!! Kammy misses with a clothesline…ICE CUBE DOES NOT MISS!!!! ICE BREAKER!!!!! DD: SON OF A BITCH! NO! VJ: THE COVER…2…3!!!!!!!! THIS ONE'S ALL OVER!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, advancing to the 2nd RD of the NFWA TV Title Tournament: Ice Cube!!!!! VJ: The Ice Breaker does the trick, and what about that, Dave?! What about it?! DD: He had the tights!!! VJ: Oh please. DD: Don't "oh please" me! I saw it right here! That 2 bit skankhole pulled the tights and you know it! This is highway robbery, Vince! VJ: Ice Cube…a hard fought victory over Kammy…having to overcome outside interference from Darkest Desires. A Kammy Kutter, and in the end, the Ice Breaker did the trick, and Ice Cube will move on to the 2nd RD for a triple threat match between---HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!! DD: What the he… VJ: THAT'S STAKS!!!!!!! STAKS FROM BEHIND…JUST LEVELED ICE CUBE WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR!!!! C'MON!!!!! DD: HAHA! Did you see that, Vince?! VJ: Hell yeah I saw it! Staks from behind with an unbelievable cheapshot…AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!!!! HARD CHAIRSHOT TO THE BACK OF ICE CUBE…OH HELL! RIGHT TO THE HEAD!!!!! ICE CUBE CAUGHT THAT SHOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! DD: I dunno, Vince! But I like it! I like it!!!! VJ: Ice Cube…can we get some help out here?! Ice Cube getting the hell beat outta him in the ring! And now what's Staks doing?! Staks carrying the limp body of Ice Cube… DD: HAHA! I think it's time to take out the trash, Vince! VJ: Staks now…carrying Ice Cube's body out to the ring apro…oh wait. He's not…he's not gonna do that, is he? Staks…hey! C'mon, damn it! Staks has Ice Cube! DD: (Smiling) Oh my God, Vince! Vince… VJ: Hey, c'mon---NOOOOO!!!!!! OH MY GOD, NOOOOO!!!!!!! DD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! VJ: PILEDRIVER…HE JUST PILEDROVE ICE CUBE FROM THE RING APRON TO THE FLOOR!!!! MY GOD...oh my…Ice Cube is down!!! Ice Cube… DD: That may have been the greatest thing tha… VJ: It's Lightning!!! Lightning back out here to ringside… DD: Oh no! look out, Staks…OH! VJ: LIGHTNING!!! LIGHTNING TEARING INTO STAKS NOW!!!!! Hammering away with right hands! Right to the jaw of Staks…and now Staks is gonna make a run for it!!! Staks trying to make an escape through the crowd…oh my goodness, Ice Cube is hurt folks. (EMT's and officials crowd around Ice Cube, who hasn't moved since the piledriver. The camera pans the crowd one last time before fading to black)  (When the break ends, the camera cuts back to the medical area, where we see Amy Dumas standing with a mic) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to the Slam…and what we just saw before the commercial break was downright sickening. Ice Cube had just defeated Kammy to advance to the 2nd RD, when that…no good…Staks came from the crowd, attacked Ice Cube with a chair, and then proceeding to piledrive him from the ring apron to the concrete floor! What kinda man would do such a thing! What kinda man would do something like that to another human being?! DD: I'll tell ya what kinda human being Staks is…he's a smart one! I mean…don't lie, Vince. You can't tell me you haven't always wanted to see something like that happen to ol' Frosted Flake there… VJ: Hell no I…how could you say such a ridiculous thing. DD: Vince, don't try to lie. It's written all over your face! Can you honestly sit there and tell me that if you had to chance to brutally end Ice Cube's career that you wouldn't do it? VJ: Hell yes, I can!!! (Sighs) Folks…we've got Amy Dumas back there in the locker room. Amy, any word on Ice Cube's condition? AD: Well, Vince, I've talked with a couple of the medical staff…and Ice Cube doesn't look too good. He doesn't look good at all. VJ: Well, do you think he'll be able to compete in the 2nd RD of the tournament tonight? AD: (Brief pause) I don't know. I really don't know. VJ: Well…thank you Amy, and fans, we'll keep you posted with more information as it unfolds. (The camera cuts to another part of the backstage area, where Darkest Desires is walking with a look of anger on her face. Suddenly, she bumps into DJP) DJP: Hey!! Watch where you're going, you worthless slut! Desires: F*ck off! (Begins to walk away) DJP: (Grabs Dark by the arm) Whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, sister! Who the hell do you think you are?! Huh? Ya think just because you bring whips out to the ring and cheap shot defenseless jobbers like Ice Cube that's you're something special? Do you think just because you've got that pretty little Women's Title that that makes you some kinda superstar? Is that what you think, Desires? Desires: Listen… DJP: No, you listen, sister! Because you are not a superstar! You never have been! And you never will be! Now DJP…he IS a real Superstar! A World Class Superstar, and you're gonna see that 1st hand tonight when I beat the hell outta that idiot Kaos! You just wait… Desires: Fine. Whatever. (Turns to walk away) DJP: (Grabs her by the arm) Wait, wait! What do you mean "whatever"?! Desires: (Rolls eyes) DJP: Oh, don't go there, girlfriend! I'm not some 2-bit, non-talent female wrestler you're used to dealing with. I'm a Star! And I'm telling you to show me some respect or else!!! Desires: You want respect?! DJP: Yeah! I want respect!!! Desires: (Smiles) Yeah…well respect this…(SLAPS THE TASTE OUTTA HIS MOUTH) DEARY!!!! VJ: Oh my… DD: Did you see that?! VJ: Darkest Desires just slapped the ta…OH!!! KERRBOSKI FROM BEHIND, DAMN IT!!!! What the hell?! DD: What in the World…what's this all about, Vince?! VJ: DJP…c'mon! DJP and Kerrboski…both men going to work on Darkest Desires in the locker room! This isn't right, damn it! This isn't…Kerrboski's got Dark! Kerrboski… DD: Hey…c'mon! He can't do this… VJ: BOSKI SLAM ON DARKEST DESIRES!!!! BOSKI SLAM…KERRBOSKI AND DJP HAVE JUST DISMANTLED THE WOMEN'S CHAMPION!!!! Kerrboski: Get her up! Get her up! DD: What the hell… VJ: DJP has Desires now…where on Earth are they going? Kerrboski and DJP…what are they doing with Darkest Desires?! 1st RD in the TV Title Tournament: Nick Bruiser Vs Venom ("Dragula" by Rob Zombie hits the PA system and the lights go out. A bright red light shines on stage as Venom walks out from the locker room with a look of anger and determination on his face. He slides into the ring, glares evilly into the camera as the music dies down. The lights return to normal and "WHOA" blasts over the PA system. The California Crowd goes crazy as Nick Bruiser struts out onto the stage and raises his arms into the air. Bruiser pauses on stage for a moment to soak up the cheers before heading down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring, raises his arms into the air once again and walks right into a big boot from Venom as referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: OH! Venom just floored Bruiser with that tremendous boot, and folks this match is underway!!!!! Look at Venom going to work now…big sledgehammer type blows…down across he head and back of Nick Bruiser. This is Bruiser's 1st in-ring action since losing the Tag Titles to the Blood Hounds about a month ago! DD: Screw Bruiser, what the hell is going on with Dark backstage?! VJ: I dunno. I really have no clue what's going on. Venom, a card carrying member of Black Blood… DD: Do you think he even knows what happened? VJ: I dunno, but whatever happen---OH!! Right hand blocked, and Bruiser connects with one of his own!!! And a 2nd!!! And a 3rd!!!! Nick Bruiser now…unleashing a flurry all over the huge monster Venom!!!! Bruiser off the ropes…CLOTHESLINE by Bruiser has Venom reeling…and watch Bruiser again! Off the ropes…another clothesline… DD: He can't knock him off his feet, Vince! He won't go down! VJ: Bruiser…off the ropes one more time…AND RUNS RIGHT INTO THAT HUGE RIGHT HAND!!!!! Venom now…he has Nick Bruiser by the throat… DD: HA! Vince, you know I like Too Xtreme, but I got a feeling this one is---HEY!!!!! VJ: OHHHH!!! BRUISER WITH A KICK STRAIGHT SOUTH ON VENOM!!! A big low blow and the grip has been broken!!! Bruiser… DD: He booted him in the balls, Vince! The Black Blood Balls!!!! OH! VJ: And plants him with a DDT!!!! Venom is down! Bruiser with the cover…1…2…thr---NO!!! He got the shoulder up!!! Venom somehow able to kickout before 3, although it wouldn't have surprised me if Bruiser got him there! DD: Damn it, do we have any information on what's going on with Darkest Desires back there? VJ: NO DAVE! DD: Well why not, damn it?! VJ: (Sighs) I'm trying to call a match here! DD: I don't give a damn what you're trying to do! Those idiots could be doing something terrible to Dark back there, and I wanna know what it is!!! VJ: You…(flags Dave) Well folks, again if we get any information on the situation with Desires we'll bring it to you, as Bruiser sends Venom crashing hard into the buckle! Bruiser now…head full of steam…NOBODY HOME!!!!! Venom just able to get out of the way, and he catches Bruiser with a boot to the midsection. There's the setup now… DD: Wait a minute--OH!!! VJ: OH MY!!! POWERBOMB! VENOM WITH A POWERBOMB! THAT COULD BE ALL RIGHT HERE, FOLKS!!!! 1…2…NO!!!!! Bruiser able to kickout!!!! DD: I coulda sworn he had him there, Vince! VJ: This California crowd solidly behind Nick Bruiser!!! And Venom…he's almost in shock! DD: Don't worry about the crowd, you idiot! Finish him off! VJ: Venom…busy having words with the fans, and for once, Dave, you're absolutely right. Venom needs to stay on Nick Bruiser! DD: Yeah…what do you mean for once I'm right. I'm from Delaware BIATCH! I'm always right! VJ: Sure. Venom now…handful of hair brings Nick Bruiser back to his feet…oh boy. DD: Oh yeah, Vince. See…that last move wasn't the end of him, but I think this one is!!! VJ: Venom has Bruiser by the throat! Big chokeslam coming up!!!! Venom…yes!!! Bruiser goes up!!!! DD: Well…nice while it lasted, Nick…HEY!!!!! VJ: OH!!!!!!! HOT SHOT!!!!!!!! NICK BRUISER COUNTERS WITH A HOT SHOT!!! DD: What in the World… VJ: the Cover…2…3!!!!! NICK BRUISER ADVANCES!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, advancing to the 2nd RD in the TV Title tournament: Nick Bruiser!!!!! DD: HAHA! See that, Johnson! What did I tell ya?! Huh? What did I tell ya?! VJ: Excuse me? DD: I said it all along! Nick Bruiser was gonna beat Venom's punk ass! I felt it in my bones, and like I said, the old Delawarian touch is never wrong! VJ: Well Nick Bruiser advanced, and now he’ll move on to face Diamond in the 2nd RD. That match will be a little later on… DD: Yeah, and Nick is finally gonna show that kamikaze slut once and for all that a Women's Place ain't no Place but the kitchen! Bottom line! VJ: Whatever! Well folks…have we gotten any word on the condition of… ("Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays over the PA system, as Scarlet Kaphion Vastle walks on stage, and takes the microphone from the ring announcer, shoves him out of the ring and begins to speak) VJ: "Whoop-tushy"? Desires: (In the background) **BANG BANG*** LET ME OUTTA HERE!!!! ***BANG BANG*** LET ME OUTTA HERE, DAMN IT!!! VJ: What on earth?! DD: That…that's Dark! (Suddenly the Panthertron lights up, showing Kerrboski and DJP pushing a huge dumpster towards the street) Desires: ***BANG*** HELP!!!! SOMEBODY…LEMME OUTTA HERE! DJP: (Bangs on the dumpster) Yeah, how ya like it, Dark?! See, you wanna disrespect me? You wanna disrespect kerrboski? We're World Class Superstars, and this is what happens when you disrespect a World Class Superstar… VJ: What the…what does he mean he'll show…hey wait a minute! Wait…OOOOOOH MY GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!! DD: OH…OH DARK!!!!!! VJ: THEY JUST SHOVED THAT DUMPSTER INTO THE…THAT CAR JUST SLAMMED…DAMN IT!!! DESIRES WAS IN THAT DUMPSTER!!!! DARKEST DESIRES…OH MY GOD GET SOME HELP BACK THERE!!!!!!!!! (Black Blood rushes back to the locker room as we fade to commercial) ****Commercial**** ****Moments Ago**** VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…(sighs) this was the scene just moments ago…I'm still in shock! DJP and Kerrboski apparently locked Darkest Desires in a dumpster…oh God…and what we just saw was absolutely sickening. Desires…those 2 assholes shoved that dumpster out into traffic…and that car slammed right into the side! Desires was in there damn it!!!! A woman…how the hell could they do such a thing?! DD: Well see, Vince, I've been telling you about these GNL freaks all along. They don't have any common sense! Half of em are inbred, brainless idiots anyway… VJ: Well I'm not a fan of Black Blood, but Darkest Desires didn't deserve that! She did not…that was absolutely horrible! ( ***LIVE ACTION*** The scene cuts out to the street, where Black Blood is looking on as EMT's load Desires into an ambulance)VJ: Well folks, there you see live now….(sighs) Darkest Desires…the Women's Champion…I'm still in shock. This has to be…without a doubt one of the sickest things I've seen not only in the history of the NFWA…this is one of the sickest things I've ever seen! DD: Well I tell ya what, Vince! Those idiots DJP and Kerrboski…they want respect?! Well you just wait til Black Blood gets a hold of em! They're gonna…they're gonna pay for that! I promise Black Blood won't let them get away with that! 1st RD TV Title Tourney Match: DJP Vs Kaos ("Break The Wall Down" blasts over the PA system and the crowd boos wildly as DJP walks out onto the stage with his arms raised high into the air. He walks down the entrance ramp, climbs up the ring stairs, dodges a full cup of soda tossed right at his head and climbs into the ring. The fans litter the ring with trash as DJP blows kisses and snatches the mic from the ring announcer. The music dies down, the lights return to normal and LOUD chants of "DJPussy" echo throughout the arena) VJ: Well folks, we're getting ready for this 1st RD tournament match…1 of the final 2…and look at this. These fans…the ring filling up with trash…this crowd is furious after what---DAVE WILL YOU STOP THAT?! DD: (Tosses a bottle of Jack Daniels at DJP's head) What?! VJ: Will you at least try to act like a professional? DD: (Long pause) No! (Pulls out a big ass watermelon and tosses it into the ring) VJ: (Slaps Dave) Stop it! DJP has a mic! DJP: San Diego…what you just saw…(LOUD BOOS) what you just saw--(MORE BOOS) VJ: DJP is NOT a popular man here tonight! DJP: Now…(CROWD BOOS LOUDER) I AM A SUPERSTAR, DAMN IT!!!!!! (BOOOS) I am a Superstar! Kerrboski is a World Class Athlete! We deserve to be treated with RESPECT!!!! RESPECT!!! R-E-S-P-E-C-T!!! And if you people can't show us the kind of respect that we deserve, then we'll have no choice but to leave, and you people will not have the privilege of seeing me in action tonight. Is that clear?! Huh?! Is that…(gets hit in the head with a cupcake) Ya know what?! That's it! I'm outta here! No match for you tonight. I'm gone! (DJP drops the mic and starts towards the locker room when "Bitch Please" starts up over the PA system. The crowd goes crazy as Kaos walks out onto the stage with a mic of his own) VJ: Oh boy! DD: HAHA! You're gonna get it now, DJP! You're gonna get it now! Kaos: Killa Kali!!!! (CROWD GOES WILD) DJP!!!! (CROWD BOOS) You want respect, huh? Is that right? Well I tell ya what boy, it's gonna take more than beaten up on some $2, Black Blood bitch for you to get some respect from me! Now I dunno how you guys did things down in the Goin Nowhere League…but here in the NFWA, you get respect by earning it!!! And here tonight, the only thing you earned yourself if a Too Xtreme…ASS KICKING!!!!! (Drops the mic and runs down the ramp) VJ: Oh! Kaos!!!! Kaos on his way down to ringside. Kaos…headed down to the ring… DD: You'd better run, DJP! Run! VJ: OH!!! HERE WE GO!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: There's the bell, and the fight is on!!!! Kaos and DJP!!! Kaos and DJP…OH! Hard knife edge chop by DJP! And another one sends Kaos into the ropes. Irish whip now…reversal by Kaos! DJP off the rope…RUNS RIGHT INTO A POWERSLAM!!!! BIG POWERSLAM FOR KAOS…AND THERE'S THE COVER…NO HE'S NOT GOING FOR THE COVER!!! KAOS HAMMERING AWAY WITH RIGHT HANDS! PISTON-LIKE RIGHT HANDS RIGHT TO THE HEAD OF DJP!!!! THIS CROWD…OH MY GOD THE ROOF IS GONNA BLOW OFF OF THIS PLACE! WHATEVER IT'S CALLED!!!! DD: HAHA!!!! This is great, Vince!!!! VJ: DJP is in a world of trouble right now…and Kaos has him by the hair! Kaos…Irish whip sends him into the ropes…AND A BAAAAAAACK BODY DROP takes him up and over!!!! DJP getting the holy hell beat out of him, folks! He is without a shadow of doubt… DD: I don't think he even knows where he is, Vince! VJ: Watch Kaos! Kaos measuring DJP…CLOTHESLINE!!!! DJP GOES UP…OVER AND OUT!!!! AND THIS CROWD IS LOVING IT!!!!!! KAOS IS ON FIRE, DAMN IT!!! KAOS IS ON FIRE!!!!! DD: Yeah, and DJP's punk ass is getting burned! I love it,!!! VJ: DJP damn sure getting what he deserved, as referee Stephanie Jenkins puts the count down. She's up to 2…3…4…DJP getting back to his feet now… DD: I wouldn't put it past this coward to try and get himself counted out. VJ: I sure as hell hope he doesn't do that. He's disgraced himself enough as the ref's count reaches 6…7…wait a minute. DJP…he just said "the hell with this!!!" DJP…he's leaving! I can't believe it! That son of a bitch is actually gonna walk out on this match! DD: Aww…what a bitch Vince!!! VJ: DJP headed back up the ramp! He's actually gonna take the countout! He's gonna…aww no ya don't! Kaos…Kaos headed out to the floor! Kaos headed up the ramp now! DD: oh DJP!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! VJ: Kaos…KAOS FROM BEHIND RUNS RIGHT THROUGH HIM WITH A CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!! DJP just mowed down on that ramp, and now look at Kaos…hammering away! Right hands! Right hands right to the head!!! Kaos is beating the holy hell…my God DJP's busted!!! DJP's eye has been busted wide open… DD: HAHA! Make him BLEEEEEEED…HEY!!! VJ: Kaos now…dragging DJP back to the ring. Kaos wants this thing to end 1 way, and 1 way only, in the ring, and there goes DJP!!! DJP tossed back into the ring…and look at the smile on Kaos' face! He is loving every moment of this! DD: I think it's just a matter of time now…HEY!!! WHAT THE… VJ: KERRBOSKI!!!!! KERRBOSKI OUT FROM THE LOCKER ROOM, DAMN IT!!!! DD: What the hell… VJ: OH!!!!! HE JUST SENT KAOS FLYING HARD INTO THE RING STAIRS!!!!! Kerrboski…DAMN HIM!!!!! DAMN HIM TO HELL…I CAN'T BELIEVE!!!! Ladies and gentlemen…we've gotta take a break! Keep it locked…this match will continue after this commercial break!!!! ****Commercial**** ***During the break*** VJ: Welcome back to the Slam! Vince Johnson and Delaware Dave and this was the scene during the break! Kaos' ankle setup on those steel stairs by Kerrboski! And look at what DJP did! Taking those stairs and---RIGHT THERE!!! JAMMING THE STEEL STAIRS DOWN ACROSS THE ANKLE OF KAOS!!!! Kaos' ankle absolutely destroyed!!!! ( ****LIVE ACTION**** DJP is going to work on Kaos' ankle in the ropes)VJ: Well folks, back to live action. It has been all DJP since the commercial break! And these fans are really letting him here it, Dave! DD: Yeah, and it's good to see that worthless skank Stephanie Jenkins putting her lesbianic refereeing skills to good use this week. VJ: 1st off, she's not a lesbian! DD: Whatever! You can't tell me that wasn't a straight up DQ right there! VJ: Well…this is a tournament match. Stephanie one of the best referees we have, and she's showing a little leeway. DD: Yeah…well if she's the best, I'd hate to see the worst. Look at her. VJ: Be nice. DJP dragging Kaos out to the center of the ring. He has been relentlessly working over that ankle during the break…AND STOMPS RIGHT DOWN UPON IT!!!!! AND AGAIN!!!! DJP…trying to break the ankle of Kaos! DD: I wouldn't be surprised if it was broken already!! VJ: Kerrboski looking on from the arena floor. These 2 newcomers to the NFWA trying to make a name for themselves in any way that they can! And watch DJP now! He's got that ankle of Kaos…Kaos trying to fight it! Trying to pull himself into the ropes. DJP turns him over now!!! What's… DD: What's he doing, Vince! VJ: Kaos in some trouble…OH!!!! STF!!!!!!! DJP LOCKS ON THE STF…KAOS…LISTEN TO KAOS!!!! KAOS WRITHING IN PAIN!!!! REFEREE STEPHANIE JENKINS RIGHT IN THERE…TRYING TO SEE IF KAOS WILL GIVE UP!!! WILL HE TAP!!! WILL HE TAP! DD: He'd better not! All that sh*t he came out talking before the match! He's gonna end up looking like an idiot! VJ: Kaos reaching for the ropes…DJP wrenching back on the crossface!!! Applying as much pressure as he can! Will Kaos…Kaos… DD: C'mon Kaos! You cannot let this idiot---YES!!!!! VJ: KAOS GETS TO THE ROPES!!!! KAOS WITH HIS HAND ON THE BOTTOM ROPE…and now DJP…c'mon ref! DD: Huh? VJ: He's not breaking the hold! DJP not breaking the hold! C'mon!!! DD: This idiot…he's trying to get himself disqualified!!!! VJ: DJP…referee Jenkins having to pry DJP off of Kaos…OH GOD!!!! He just shoved Stephanie to the mat!!! That son of a bitch! DD: HA! Well you gotta admit, she had that coming for a long time. VJ: DJP…looks to me as if you may be right! He may be trying to get---DAMN IT LOOK AT KERRBOSKI!!! KERRBOSKI CHOKING KAOS ACROSS THAT BOTTOM ROPE!!! DJP…STEPH!!! TURN AROUND, STEPH!!!! DD: I told ya Vince! White Men Can't Jump, and Stephanie Jenkins can't ref!!! They need me to do this thing, Vince! I'd be good! VJ: Yeah right. Kerrboski on the blindside of the official doing some damage on Kaos, and DJP pulling him out to the center of the ring. Watch this now…DJP off the ro--oh…ASAI MOONSAULT---KAOS GOT THE KNEES UP!!!!!! Kaos managed to get the knees up!!! DJP writhing in pain, and now both men are down!!! And this crowd rallying hard behind Kaos! DD: C'mon, Kaos!!!! Do it for Dark!! VJ: What do you mean do it for Dark?! DD: C'mon! Everybody likes Dark, right? VJ: I doubt Kaos does. Black Blood and Too Xtreme don't like each other one bit, but right now…both ,men trying to get back to their feet. DJP up first! And now he's got Kaos! DJP… DD: Kaos, lookout! VJ: OH!!!!! DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN BY KAOS!!! DD: Hey wait a second…WAIT!!!! VJ: OH…SLINGSHOT BY KAOS!!!!!!! DJP HITS FACEFIRST OFF THE BUCKLE!!!!!! DJP IS OUT OF IT! He's on Dream Street! And watch Kaos! Kaos from behind…GERMAN SUPLEX!!!!!! NO BRIDGE…ALL IMPACT!!!!!!! DJP IS OUT LIKE A LIGHT!!!! DD: Cover him, Kaos!!! Cover him! VJ: Kaos trying to do just that!! Crawling over to DJP…if he can turn him over this thing will be over!!!! Can he…can he…YES!!! The leg is hooked..1…2…3!!!!!! DAMN IT! KERRBOSKI!!!! KERRBOSKI YANKED THE REF OUT!!!!! KERRBOSKI… DD: Now if that ain't a DQ---OOOH! SH*T! DID YOU SEE THAT?! VJ: SHE SLAPPED KERRBOSKI!!! STEPHANIE JENKINS JUST SLAPPED THE TASTE…OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! Kerrboski's got Steph!!! Kerrboski…c'mon! DD: HIT HER!!!! HIT HER!!!! VJ: Stop it! Kerrboski's got Stephanie Jenkins by the hair…don't tell me he's… DD: KAMMY! VJ: Huh?! DD: Kammy! Kammy's coming to the ring! VJ: Kammy…oh! Kammy on her way down here with that whip!!! Kammy…. DD: Um…Kerrboski… VJ: What the---OH!!!! OH MY!!!!! KAMMY!!!! KAMMY WHIPPING THE HELL OUTTA KERRBOSKI WITH THAT WHIP!!!!! KAMMY IS WEARING KERRBOSKI OUT!!!!! LISTEN TO THIS CROWD!!!! DD: TIME BOMB!!!!! VJ: What…OH!!!! HE HIT IT!!!!!!!! TICKING TIME BOMB ON DJP!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!! THIS ONE…REFEREE JENKINS IS WAY OUTTA POSITION!!!! DD: Stephanie, you no good slut, get in there and do your job!!! VJ: Stephanie trying to pull Kammy off of Kerrboski…Kaos had DJP down for about an 8 count! DD: See, Vince! If this doesn't prove that Jenkins is the worst re-- VJ: Oh wait a damn minute! Kerrboski has a chair!!! Kerrboski headed into the ring with that chair! Referee Jenkins doesn't even see him! Kaos…damn it Kaos! LOOOK OUT---OH MY!!!!!!!!!! DD: WHAT?!?! VJ: HE HIT DJP!!!!!! KAOS MOVED, AND DJP GOT A FACE FULL OF… DD: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!! VJ: Damn right…AND A BIG RIGHT HAND BY KAOS sends Kerrboski flying to the outside!!!!! Kerrboski is down…DJP is out…Kaos with the cover…Jenkins with the count…1…2…3!!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, advancing to the 2nd RD of the TV Title Tournament: Kaos!!!!!! VJ: This crowd is on its feet!!!!! Kaos picks up the victory, and DJP got exactly what he had coming to him!!!! What a match that was, folks! DD: Damn it, Vince…Panther, if you're watching this…I WANT THAT BITCH JENKINS FIRED!!!! Ya hear me?! FIRED!!!!!! VJ: Kaos with a hard fought win over DJP, and now he goes on to the 2nd RD to meet Ice Cube and the winner of the Psyko Stevo/T Money match! (The camera cuts backstage, where we see Lightning walking towards ringside. Suddenly, he's approached by Firestorm) Firestorm: Lightning! Lightning: (Turns to Firestorm) Firestorm: Look…I dunno what you're up to tonight, but I saw what you did at the PPV, and I'm telling ya that's not gonna happen tonight! This match with Stevo is no interference! So you…(Lightning walks away) HEY!!! Hey…damn it! You get involved in that match and you're fired!!!! Ya hear me! You're fired!!!!!! (The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where the camera is focused on the entrance) VJ: Well folks, we're still awaiting the arrival of Panther and his announcement for the World Heavyweight Championship. But up next…it's the battle of Black Blood! Psyko Stevo and T Money lock it up…NEXT!!!! ****Commercial**** ("The Game" by Motorhead is playing in the background as the Game Time logo flashes on the screen) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to FNS, and we are on our way to Game Time!!! February 23rd, live from Boston, MA in the Fleetcenter! Only on Pay-Per-View! And this year, Game Time means so much more, as we await Panther's announcement… ***BUZZZ!!!! BUZZZZZZZZ!!!! BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*** DD: What the f*ck?!  VJ: What the… DD: Vince what did you do? VJ: I didn't do a thing. These ads…they've been appearing throughout the night…they're not NFWA sponsors to my knowledge…I have absolutely no clue what's going on. DD: Well I do! JOHNSON BROKE THE SHOW! VJ: Broke…WILL YOU STOP?! (The camera cuts back to DJP and Kerrboski's locker room, where DJP is pacing back and forth with an icepack on his head) DJP: Damn it, Kerrboski! How…how could you be so damn stupid?! Kerrboski: Excuse me? DJP: Yeah! I mean…I was just getting ready to kick out of the Time Bomb when you get in the ring and hit me in the head with a chair! How stupid can you get! Kerrboski: Hey, hey! Wait a second, maybe if you were a World Class Athlete like me, I wouldn't have had to come in there with the chair! DJP: What are you trying to say?! Kerrboski: I just said it! DJP: Say it again! Kerrboski: No! DJP: (Pause) Alright, smart guy… (Suddenly there's a knock at the door) Kerrboski: Who's there? Man: Telegram! DJP: Telegram? Kerrboski: It's probably a heartfelt letter from one of my many fans…well, don't just stand there! Get the door! DJP: (Gives Kerrboski a mean look) I oughta… (DJP walks over to the door and opens it. There's a man standing there in a gray suit, carrying a brown briefcase and a white envelope. He hands the envelope to DJP, waves and leave. DJP opens the envelope, pulls out a letter and reads) Kerrboski: What's it say? (DJP shows Kerrboski the letter as the camera cuts out to ringside for the next match) 1st RD TV Title Tourney: Psyko Stevo Vs T Money (2 fireballs flare up in the rafters and slam into the stage as "Bloodline Anthem" plays over the PA system. The crowd boos wildly as T Money walks out onto the stage with the Toughman Title over one shoulder, the Universal on the other, and the Tag Team Title belt around his waist. He walks down the entrance ramp, climbs up the ring stairs, steps into the ring and raises his belts into the air as the crowd boos and tosses trash into the ring. T hands his belts over to referee Jim Jonathan, the music dies down an eerie mist creeps out from the backstage area and pyro explodes as a figure emerges from the mist while "Between Angels and Insects" By Papa Roach blasts over the PA system. The crowd gives boos as Stevo appears on stage, his X-Treme Title draped over 1 shoulder and a bottled water in his right hand. He walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring and goes face to face with T Money. He hands his belt over to referee Peterson, the music dies down and the bell sounds) Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: Well folks…here it is! It's the final 1st RD contest of the TV Title tournament, and perhaps the most emotionally charged. It's Psyko Stevo and T Money…2 men that are stablemates….best friends. And 2 men that have promised to tear one another limb from limb here tonight. DD: Yeah…well I wanna go on the record that I think this is some kinda conspiracy that Panther and the front office has against Black Blood! VJ: oh please… DD: Don't deny it, Vince! Just remember what Panther said last week! He's the master of screwing people over, and right now Stevo and T Money are making Monica Lewinsky look like a 16th Century Nun! VJ: What the hell is that supposed to mean?! DD: It means you should stop asking questions and call the match ska… (Suddenly "WHOA" by Black Rob starts up over the PA system and the crowd cheers wildly in the background) VJ: Wait a minute… DD: Now what?! VJ: We're getting ready for…OH!!! It's Rick Bruiser!!!!! Rick Bruiser on his way out here to the ring… DD: Now wait just a minute, Vince! You know I like Rick, but you heard what Firestorm said! No interference!!! VJ: Firestorm has said that anyone that interferes in this match will be fired on the spot! We hear him say that to Lightning…but now we've got Rick Bruiser on his way out here, and T Money doesn't like it one bit! DD: Ya know what, this is a deliberate scheme from Too Xtreme to… VJ: STEVO FROM BEHIND WITH A SCHOOLBOY!!!! T MONEY…1…2…OH MY GOODNESS HE ALMOST GOT HIM!!!! Dave it was almost over as soon as it started…GEEEZ!!!!! ]DD: WHOOO!!! Did you see that, Vince?! VJ: T Money…he just up and slapped the taste outta the mouth of Stevo!!! I think T Money took offense…AND STEVO FIRES BACK WITH ONE OF HIS OWN!!!! And there's one by T Money! Another one… DD: SLAP FIGHT!!!! SLAP FIGHT!!!! VJ: SPEAR!!!!!! SPEAR BY T MONEY AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT HAS BROKEN LOOSE!!! BLACK BLOOD HAS EXPLODED RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! T MONEY AND STEVO! T MONEY AND STEVO!!!! GOOOD GOD THEY'RE GOING AT IT! And Rick Bruiser…we're being joined by Rick Bruiser. RB: (Putting on a headset) Wassup, Vince. Dave! What's poppin? DD: Rick, what the hell are you doing out here? You heard what Firestorm said… RB: Geez, man! Is that anyway to talk to you're buddy Ricky? DD: yeah, you're lucky I didn't pull out my nine a bust a cap in yo ass, BIATCH! But anyway, what the piss, Rick?! RB: Well Dave, if you must know, I'm not out here to cause any trouble. Me and T Money just got some unsettled business, and I'm just out here to do a little bit of scouting. No harm in that, right? DD: Well… RB: By the way, a smuggled ya in a coupla bags of weed after my trip to Mexico this week. DD: Well why didn't ya say so!?! (laughs) See Johnson, he's not out here to cause trouble! He's out here to scout! You need to listen to me more often! RB: Yeah, Vince! VJ: (Rolls his eyes) Well right now T Money and Psyko Stevo are beating the holy hell outta one another in the ring. Stevo off the ropes…T Money with a leap from! Off the other side…drop down by T Money…wait a minute---OOOH!!!! Big boot right to the gut by Stevo!!! 3/4 Nelson…the leg is hooked…2…THR---NO!!!! T Money barely able to escape after 2!!! And watch Stevo now! Handful of hair now…SENDS T MONEY FACEFIRST INTO THE BUCKLE!!!!! And again!!!! Stevo now…turns him around and hits him---GOOD GOD WHAT A CHOP!!!!! DD: HAHA! Ya know what, Vince, Psyko Stevo is on his game tonight, ain't he? RB: Yeah, he looks pretty good. Frankly I'm not too impressed. DD: Damn right. Would you like some Cognac, Mr. Bruiser? Some Jack, perhaps? RB: Nah, I'm cool. DD: Ok. Anything you need, you just ask! VJ: Quit kissing his ass! Stevo mounting T Money in the buckle now…I think you know what's coming up here! Yes…here we go… Crowd: 1…2…3…4…5…(AWWW) DD: HAHAHA! VJ: OH!!!! Inverted atomic drop by T Money!!!!! Stevo dropped hard…oh he's hurt! Stevo is hurt and… T Money: (Pointing at Rick) This is for your punk ass!!!! RB: He talking to me? VJ: T Money…oh wait a minute! He's…he's going for the Sharpshooter!!! The Sharpshooter by T Money… DD: HAHA! What a dedication to the great Rick Bruiser…HEY!!!!! VJ: OH!!!! Big Boot by Stevo sends Money into the corner---OOOOH!!!!! LOW BLOW!!!!! T MONEY…whether it was on purpose or not…I'm not sure, but he just went low on Stevo! And that's a bad break for the Psykotic one! RB: Yeah, word in the back is they're used to going low on each other! Ain't that right, Dave? DD: HAHA! Rick! You so crazy! Vince, make yourself useful and get the man some smokes! VJ: (Shakes his head) T Money now…measuring Psyko Stevo! Stevo in a world of hurt after that last exchange, and T could be going in for the kill right here! Off the ropes…Psyko Stevo…MONEY KICK!!!!!! T Money connects with the Money Kick!!!! Right to the back of the head…cover that man!!! Cover him! The leg is hooked…2…STEVO gets the shoulder up after 2!!!! DD: How the hell did he kick out after that? RB: See, Dave, if that was me in this match, Stevo wouldn't have kicked out. As a matter of fact, if I was in this match, it woulda been over before it even started, cuz that coward Stevo woulda tucked his tail between his legs and ran home before I could even break a sweat! VJ: Well Rick, you've gotta show some respect for Psyko Stevo. After all… RB: I don't gotta do sh*t!!! All that guy is is a beltwarmer for my buddy Kaos-- VJ: Hey, hey! Wait a minute, now! T Money out here to the floor! T Money trying to get at Bruiser…referee Jonathan…RICK! SIT DOWN! Sit… RB: No!!! (To T Money) You don't want none of this, son! You…(T Money says something) Get your ass back in the ring, biatch! Get you…(swings a Money) VJ: Hey!!! We've got a situation out here! DD: C'mon, T! He's just trying to do…HEY!!!! VJ: OH!!! T Money with a hard right hand just nailed Rick Bruiser! Bruiser is down! Bruiser is…STEVO!!! DD: What in the World---OOOH!!! VJ: PSYKO STEVO!!!! SOMERSAULT SENTON OVER THE TOP JUST NAILED T MONEY!!!!! AND NOW LOOK AT STEVO GO!!! RIGHT HANDS!!! HAMMERING AWAY TO THE HEAD OF HIS BEST FRIEND! ***CRASH*** DD: Oh no! C'mon Rick! Wait a minute! VJ: Rick Bruiser…oh he's flipped! Rick Bruiser trying to get at T Money! Bruiser…c'mon! DD: hey Rick, remember what Firestorm said! You interfere in that match and your fired!!!! Rick…(grabs his arm) C'mon Rick---OOOH! VJ: HEY WAIT A MINUTE!!!! BRUISER HIT DAVE!!!! BRUISER JUST NAILED DELAWARE DAVE!!!! DAVE IS DOWN…REFEREE JONATHAN HAS LOST CONTROL OF THIS ONE---STEVO HARD OFF THE STEEL STAIRS!!!!!!! T MONEY REVERSED AN IRISH WHIP…and now he's going back after Bruiser!!!! T Money and Bruiser…we've got officials out here to try and calm this thing down!!!! Stevo is hurt, folks…Dave is down…Bruiser and T Money are at one another's throats!!!! Bruiser…c'mon Rick!!!! Ya said you weren't gonna get involved! You…geez! These officials doing everything in their power to settle this one down…hey watch Money! He just grabbed a chair from the timekeeper's table…oh wait a second. That's your friend, T!!! Don't tell…don't tell me the son of a bitch is gonna hit his friend with that chair---PSYKOTINATOR!!!!!!!!!!! PSYKOTINATOR BY STEVO!!! THAT CHAIR JUST EXPLODED OFF THE SIDE OF THE HEAD OF T MONEY!!!!! T MONEY IS DOWN!!!!! T Money is…and I would suggest that this one is all!!!! DD: (Weakly) Vince… VJ: Stevo just tossed T Money back into the ring… DD: (Weakly) Vince…I think he broke my jaw, Vince!!! VJ: Stevo headed to the top rope!!! T Money is down!!!! And watch Stevo…PSYKOTIC SENTON ON T MONEY!!!!! PERFECTLY EXECUTED…AND YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS THIS ONE IS ALL!!!! 1…2…3!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, advancing to the 2nd RD in the TV Title Tournament: Psyko Stevo!!!!! VJ: Stevo has done it, folks! Controversial or not, Stevo wins and he's on his way to the 2nd RD! DD: Oh…I can't believe that idiot…he hit me right in the jaw… VJ: OH! Bruiser broke free!!! Bruiser..Bruiser hits the ring… DD: Stevo…Stevo man, look out---AHH! T MONEY!!!! VJ: Rick bruiser now…hammering away on T Money!!!! Bruiser is all over the Universal Champion… DD: Damn it…you idiots do something! You…Stevo…GET HIM!!!! VJ: Stevo…he just saw Bruiser in the ring…AND NAILS HIM WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO THE HEAD!!!! Stevo now…he's all over Rick Bruiser with right hands…boots to the top of the head!!! DD: yeah! Get that idiot, Stevo!!! Get him… VJ: T Money trying… (Suddenly 2 lightning bolts criss cross on stage and "Ride the Lightning" blasts over the PA system) DD: Damn it!!! Not this idiot!!! VJ: That's Lightning's music!! Lightning…where is he/! Where's the I-C Champ?! DD: I dunno, he could be anywhere, Stevo! Look out!!! VJ: Psyko Stevo…standing on guard…T Money now choking the life outta Bruiser…Stevo… DD: Oh no! Stevo…behind you!!! Behind you… VJ: Lightning from the crowd… DD: STEVO!!! NO!!! VJ: LIGHTNING BOLT ON STEVO!!!!!! LIGHTNING BOLT!!!! PSYKO STEVO HAS JUST BEEN STRUCK…HARLEM DEATHLOCK!!!!!!!!!!! DD: HAHA!!!! VJ: T MONEY FROM BEHIND…HE'S GOT THE HARLEM DEATHLOCK LOCKED IN ON LIGHTNING…LIGHTNING BEING CHOKED OUT!!! LIGHTNING BEING CHOKED OUT!!! DD: HAHA! Vince…that electric asshole has been sticking his nose in people's business for too damn long, now! Finally he's getting exactly what he's got coming to him!!!! Choke him out, T!!! Choke him! VJ: Lightning…Lightning slumping down to the canvas…Lightning going down at the hands of the Harlem Deathlock…but watch Bruiser! Bruiser's got that chair!!! Bruiser's got that steel chair… DD: hey T!!!! T!!!! LOOOK OUT!!! VJ: Rick bruiser….WHAM!!!!!!!!! DOWN GOES MONEY!!!!!!! DOWN GOES T MONEY…THIS CROWD IS ON ITS FEET, FOLKS!!!!!!! DD: Awwww…this is the biggest bunch of…that damn Bruiser! What the hell is wrong with him? VJ: Stevo and T Money now…getting out of dodge! And Lightning and Bruiser are standing tall!!!! Lightning and Rick Bruiser…what's gonna happen here? DD: Aww…Rick…if you just turn around and boot Lightning right between the balls I swear to God you'll still be my hero! C'mon Rick!!! VJ: Rick Bruiser and Lightning now…going face to face…eye to eye…nose to now! DD: Foot to nuts! KICK HIM, RICK!!! KICK HIM!!! KICK HIM!!! VJ: Wait…Bruiser just extended the hand!!! Bruiser has just extended the hand to Lightning… DD: Damn it, Rick! You kamikaze crackhead…that's not your foot! That's not…NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! VJ: LIGHTNING SHAKES IT!!! LIGHTNING SHAKES THE HAND! OF MY GOODNESS, WHAT A MOMENT, FOLKS! ("WHOA" blasts over the PA system once again and the crowd gives both men a standing ovation as they stare each other down) DD: Vince…what the hell did he do, Vince?! What the…(tearing up) VJ: Rick Bruiser and Lightning standing tall in the ring! Psyko Stevo advancing to the next RD in the tournament…ladies and gentlemen, what a night it has been, and we've still got plenty more to come! (The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where the camera is still waiting for Panther) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, we are still awaiting Panther's arrival! He will be here tonight, and he will make that huge announcement regarding the World…wait! DD: Who's that? (A big black van slowly pulls into the parking lot) VJ: What… DD: That's not Panther, is it? VJ: I…I don't even know. Fans, we'll be back with more FNS after this commercial break! Stay with us! ***Commercial**** ***During the break*** VJ: Welcome back to the Slam, Vince Johnson alongside Delaware Dave, and fans, let's show you what went down during the break! There you see that black van that pulled up in the parking lot…and DJP and Kerrboski…they got inside! They got inside that black van and just pulled off…we have no clue where they've gone…who was in that van or anything…what was that all about? DD: I dunno, maybe it was it was Pedophiles Weekly calling to tell them they may already be a winner. VJ: Pedo…there's no pedophiles weekly…at least not that I know of. ( ***LIVE ACTION*** The camera cuts back to the interview area where we see Amy Dumas standing with Ice Cube)AD: Fans it's been quite a night so far. We've seen Ice Cube brutally attacked earlier on…Darkest Desires attacked and sent to the hospital, and right now, Ice Cube the World wants to know, after that attack from Staks earlier tonight, will you still be able to compete in your 2nd RD match against Psyko Stevo and Kaos? Cube: (Holding his neck) Listen up Ms. Dumass… AD: DUMAS! Cube: Whatever! I don't speak Italian! But you wanna doubt if I can make it to the 2nd RD? You don't think I can compete, well I'll tell you what…it's gonna take a whole lot more than a pussy like Staks to keep me from winning that TV Title tonight!!!! AD: Well…there you have it from… Stevo: (in the background) You piece of…**BOOM**!!! AD: HEY!!! (Stevo shoves her down) VJ: What in the World?! DD: That's Stevo!!! VJ: Psyko Stevo!!! Stevo attacking Ice Cube in the locker room area…OH!!!! Ice Cube just slammed headfirst into that wall!!!! Psyko Stevo…what is the meaning of this, damn it?! What is…get him outta there! DD: HAHA! He's gonna finish what Staks started off! VJ: Oh c'mon! no!!! Stevo…he just folded that steel chair around the head of ice Cube! He's gonna…you'll snap his neck, Stevo! Don't…don't… DD: HA… VJ: IT'S KAOS!!!!!! DD: WHAT?!?! VJ: KAOS!!! KAOS COMING TO THE AID OF ICE CUBE!!! KAOS HAMMERING AWAY ON STEVO…OH!!! THE CAMERAMAN JUST WENT DOWN!!! My Goodness, it's absolutely insane back there! (Kaos chases Stevo out of the room as Amy removes the chair from around Ice Cube's neck. Officials and EMT's then storm the room as the camera cuts back out to ringside for the next match) 2nd RD TV Title Tourney Match: Diamond Vs Nick Bruiser ("Supergirl" blasts over the PA system as pink, red and purple spotlights shine over the arena. The crowd cheers wildly as Diamond walks out onto the stage, throws up a Diamond symbol and heads down the entrance ramp to the ring. She slides into the ring, climbs to the middle turnbuckle and flashes the sign once again as the music dies down and "WHOA" blasts over the PA system. The crowd cheers as Rick Bruiser walks out onto the stage, stares into the crowd and heads down the entrance ramp to ringside. Bruiser climbs up the ring stairs, steps into the ring and raises his arms into the air and the crowd cheers in the background. The music dies down, the lights return to normal, and referee Doug Peterson calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Well, fans! The 1st RD is officially underway! DD: Vince, you non-numerical nutjob! This is the 2nd RD! VJ: What did I say? DD: Wha…geez. Vince, if brains were sunshine you'd be a black hole. VJ: Yo momma! Well folks…Diamond and Nick Bruiser fixing to tie it up in the center of the ring…there's the lock--NO! Diamond able to move out of the way, and catches Bruiser with a hard shot to the chest!!! And another one! And a 3rd sends Bruiser staggering back into the buckle! And look at Diamond go to work Dave! Right hands…kicks…forearms…elbows!!! My goodness, Dave could you imagine what an upset this would be if Diamond went on to the finals to fight for the TV Title?! DD: Yeah, well I don't care what kinda crack those idiots in Too Xtreme have been smoking this week! There ain't no way that's gonna happen! VJ: I dunno, Dave! Diamond…Diamond could pull this one off!!! She's got a shot here! Irish whip…reversal by Bruiser---SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!! DD: HAHA! You were saying what? VJ: Bruiser…Diamond just nailed with that big shot! And Nick is here in front of his home state! San Diego, CA! DD: Yeah, and can you imagine how embarrassing it would be for that idiot to come in front of all these idiots…all these California crackheads and lose to a broad?! That would be…oh Vince, it almost makes me wanna root for Diamond. But I'm not that high yet! (Puffs on a blunt) VJ: geez. Bruiser has Diamond by the hair now…he's got her setup for…oh…SNAP SUPLEX!!!!!! Diamond hit hard off the mat! There's a cover by Bruiser…2…no!!! Diamond able to slide out…and this time he hooks the leg…2…NO! Diamond gets the shoulder up once again!!! AND HE HOOKS BOTH LEGS!!! 2…DIAMOND…SHE'S GOT SPUNK, DAVE!!!! DD: "Spunk?" What is that, some new age STD or something? VJ: Stop it?! Diamond will not quit, and Nick Bruiser…pummeling the former Women's Champion! Diamond…she was quite disappointed after losing the Women's Title Sunday night. Tonight…maybe…just maybe she could pull off a TV Title victory! No woman has ever held the NFWA TV Title…AND NICK BRUISER CINCHES IN A REVERSE CHINLOCK! DD: Yeah! No woman has ever won a TV Title, and tonight it's gonna stay that way! VJ: Speaking of women, folks I just got word over my headset that Darkest Desires is ok! She was taken to the hospital earlier on after that vicious attack by DJP and Kerrboski…it was absolutely sickening if you ask me… DD: Yeah, for once we agree on something. That wasn't right at all! Darkest Desires doesn't deserve that. No woman deserves that. VJ: Well anyway, aside from a few bumps and bruises, Desires is doing fine, and is expected to be released late tonight, or early tomorrow morning. And meanwhile, Bruiser leaning all 300 pounds down on the neck of Diamond. Trying to knock the Queen of Extreme out of the game! DD: And I think he did it! She's out, Vince! VJ: Diamond…not moving…referee Peterson gonna check those arms now! Diamond…the arm drops once. Peterson checks the arm again…and it drops a 2nd time. DD: And Nick Bruiser goes onto the final round to face the winner of the Triple Threat match. Big whoop! VJ: The arm being checked for the 3rd and final time…Diamond…IT STAYS UP!!!!! DD: WHAT?! VJ: Diamond…the arm stays up!!! Diamond still in this thing! DD: Damn it, Vince! I think that ref just slipped her a shot of Viagra! VJ: Diamond…this crowd is pretty much behind Bruiser! They would love to see him go on to win the TV Title in his home state, but Diamond's not gonna die that easily! Diamond…trying to fight to her feet…Bruiser… DD: Damn it, you idiot! You cannot lose to a broad… VJ: OH!!!! Big elbow to the midsection by Diamond! And another one!!! And another! Bruiser will not break the hold! DD: HAHA! I love it! He musta mistaken Diamond's head for a crackpipe---HEY!!!! VJ: 1st of all, will you shut up about crack?! 2nd, Diamond with an elbow and Bruiser…the hold is broken.. DD: That wasn't just an elbow Vince! She tried to bust his nuts!!! VJ: Nick Bruiser is reeling!!! And Diamond…Diamond back to her feet…CLOTHESLINE ROCKS BRUISER!!!!! The big man is staggered!!!! Diamond off the ropes…another one has Bruiser reeling once again!! DD: HAHA! These people are booing Diamond! For once in their lives these idiots are actually doing something right! VJ: Diamond ducks a clothesline from Bruiser…ducks an elbow from the other side…DIAMOND OUT OF THE ROPES WITH A HIGH FLYING CLOTHESLINE!!!! Bruiser is down…Diamond with the cover…1…2…NO! Bruiser able to kickout after 2!!! Barely able to kickout, might I add! DD: Vince, shut your mouth and call tha match right!! VJ: Bruiser back to his feet…knife edge by Diamond has him reeling! And another one backs him into the buckle! Diamond now…Irish whip sends Bruiser to the buckle… DD: Oh no!!! Not this!! VJ: Diamond…she's calling for it!!!! Bruiser is out of it in the buckle, and ladies and gentlemen, you know what we're about to see here! DD: Listen to these people, Vince! VJ: The Diamond Elbow coming up, and these fans sound like they're about to riot! DD: Well I've be…HAHAHA!!! DID YOU SEE THAT?! VJ: DIAMOND FLIPPED OFF THE CROWD!!! AND HERE IT IS!!! DIAMOND ELBOW!!! DIAMOND ELBOW! DD: HAHAHA! There's hope for her yet, Johnson… VJ: OH WAIT A MINUTE!!! SHE GOT CAUGHT…DIAMOND GOT CAUGHT BY BRUISER!!! DD: Uh oh!! VJ: And I would suggest…this is gonna be---OH!!! FULL NELSON SLAM!!!! Forget about it, folks!!!! Nick Bruiser hooks the leg…1…2…3!!! NO!!! DIAMOND GOT HER FOOT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!! DIAMOND…BRUISER THINKS HE WON IT!!!! Bruiser thinks he's won! DD: Hey skankhole, ya didn't win yet!! VJ: Nick Bruiser celebrating…Diamond with whatever strength she had left in her body was able to get that leg over the bottom rope…and I think Bruiser just realized this match is not over!!! Bruiser…oh he's furious! This crowd is furious! They can't believe… DD: The bitch is tougher than I thought! I'll give her that! VJ: Will you please be nice! Bruiser is all over referee Peterson as Diamond tries to pull herself up in the corner! DD: Nick, forget about the ref and pin her ass! This is about gold, fool! VJ: Bruiser…wait a minute now! Bruiser measuring Diamond! Diamond trying to get back to her feet…look out Di---OOOOH!!!!! DD: WHAT THE HELL?! VJ: DIAMOND MOVED OUT OF THE WAY, AND BRUISER HIT THE POST! BRUISER HIT THE POST! SCHOOLGIRL BY DIAMOND…1…2…3!!!!!!! DIAMOND'S GOING TO THE FINALS!!! DIAMOND'S GOING TO THE FINALS!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, advancing to the final RD of the TV Title tournament: Diamond!!!!! DD: How the…what the…Vince, tell me she didn't… VJ: SHE DID! Diamond…that schoolgirl outta nowhere and Diamond's going straight to the Finals! DD: Bullsh*t!!! We can't have a woman fighting for the TV Title…that's just…that's just…it ain't right! VJ: Well it's gonna happen…these fans here and California are livid, but it doesn't matter, cuz Diamond is has a spot in the finals, and she damn sure earned it!!! (The camera cuts back to the locker room, where we see the Rocker walking through the hallways. He looks unhappy) VJ: Hey! That's Rocker! What's he doing here? DD: Do I look like I care? VJ: Fans, stay with us, more FNS on the other side!!!! ***Commercial for Game Time, February 23rd From Boston, MA on PPV…followed by a commercial for puppies*** (The scene opens up in the parking lot, where a black and gold stretch hummerzine pulls up to the building. The back door opens, and out pops Panther. He's wearing a red bandana (the corner of a white patch is sticking out right over his left eye), a white hooded fleece with a black and red "Diamond 214" football jersey over the top, dark blue jeans and black boots. The crowd cheers as Panther walks towards the arena) DD: HEY!! He's here! VJ: It's Panther!!! Ladies and gentlemen…the CEO has arrived!!! Panther is in the…whatever this place is called! It's just a matter of moments folks until we hear the announcement straight from the CEO's mouth! DD: Think he's gonna give the belt to me? (Suddenly the lights go out and pyros begin to blast everywhere as "Points of Authority" hits the P.A. and The Rocker walks out as the crowd gives him a mixed reaction. The Rocker then walks down to the ring, grabs a mic and begins to speak.) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen, Deadly Candy is here…and boy, she does not look happy! DD: I would be mad too, if I was her! I mean…the way you've been spreading those nasty rumors about poor Alyssa is just plain wrong! VJ: me?! DD: Yeah, you! VJ: You're the one circulating pics of her in the shower around the locker room! DD: Wha…I dunno what you're talking about! Alyssa: (To Rocker) How…dare you?!?! DD: uh oh! She said "how dare you?!" VJ: Alyssa Sanders visibly upset! Alyssa: What?! You don't trust me now?! Is that it?! After all the time you've known me, Rocker?! After all that we've been through together, you have the nerve to question whether or not I've been faithful?! In front of all these people on top of that?! Rocker: Alyssa…listen… Alyssa: No, you listen! It's bad enough that you think I've been cheating on you, but for you to drag me out here and air our personal life on national TV…that's just plain low, Rocker! That's just… Rocker: Alyssa, please listen! I love you… Alyssa: Well you sure as hell don't act like it! Rocker: No…wait! Alyssa, you don't understand…I turned on the TV one day, and all of a sudden I see Kevin Taylor saying how you've been sleeping around with the guys in the locker room! Now I come back, I don't hear from you for weeks…what the hell am I supposed to think! Alyssa: Well I would think that you would be able to trust me over that asshole Kevin Taylor! Rocker: And I do!! I just wanna…I just want answers! Alyssa: Well here's my answer… KT: (Over the PA system) WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! WAIT A MINUTE!!! WAIT…A MINUTE!!!! (The crowd gives a mixed reaction as Kevin Taylor walks out onto the stage with a mic in his hand.) DD: Vince, where the hell did he get a mic from? VJ: I dunno! I don't even know what the hell is going on with Kevin these days! KT: Excuse me, Alyssa, but did you just call me an asshole?! (Slight chants of "Asshole" from the crowd) Alyssa: Taylor… KT: (Walking down the ramp) NO, NO!!! Ya know what, all I did was try to help you! The both of you! All I did was tell it like it is! The boys in the back were spreading some nasty rumors about you…ya know…saying how you were cheap…and how…ya know, I don't even wanna get into it, it disgusts me so much! I try to help you out…and this is the thanks I get?! Well fine…see…I coulda come out here tonight…I coulda told you Rocker about the rumors running around about you…about how the boys think you're whipped! About how the boys think…well…think you're living off of your girlfriend's reputation! (Climbing up the ring steps) Hell…I coulda came out here and told you that nasty little word the boys have been calling you behind your back… Rocker: Nasty word? KT: (Steps into the ring) Yeah! I mean…not that it's my business or anything…it's not my opinion, but the boys…they've been talking! I believe the word they were calling you is…Alyssa's bitch!! (Oohs from the crowd) VJ: God!!! Good God, Kevin! KT: uh huh! That's right, Rocker! I could come out here and tell you all that stuff…but after the way you two have hurt me…I'm not gonna! (Boos from the crowd) DD: What the hell---HEY!!!! VJ: OH!!!! ROCKER HIT TAYLOR!!!! ROCKER!!! ROCKER… DD: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, VINCE?! VJ: ROCKER DROPPER!!!!! ROCKER DROPPER ON KEVIN TAYLOR!!!!! TAYLOR IS DOWN!!! TAYLOR---OH!!!!!!!!! THAT'S PANDORA!!!!!!!!! DD: What in the hell?! VJ: PANDORA WITH A LEAD PIPE…LEAD PIPE TO THE BACK OF THE KNEE OF DEADLY CANDY!!!!! DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?! DD: I dunno, Vince!!! Kevin's hurt! VJ: Kevin Taylor is down, and Alyssa Sanders has been attacked…and look at Pandora…Pandora laughing!!! What a psy… DD: She's crazy, Vince!!! VJ: And look at Rocker…Alyssa…Alyssa needs some help out here! Pandora caught her with a hard shot to the knee… DD: Why didn't Rocker help her? VJ: Rocker…he's by Alyssa's side now as officials rush out here to the ring. Fans…don't go away, we'll be back after this commercial break. ***Commercial***  DD: Damn it, Vince! This is getting ridiculous! Who keeps putting those ads up? VJ: I…I really don't know! (The camera cuts back to the parking lot, where we see Deadly Candy being loaded into an ambulance. The Rocker is holding her had as he climbs in with her) VJ: Well, ladies and gentlemen…yet another tragic scene here tonight…1st Darkest Desires…and now Alyssa Sanders…a brutal…just cowardly attack from behind, Dave! Pandora came from behind and bashed Alyssa's knee in with that lead pipe! What the hell was the meaning of that?! DD: Well, you know Pandora…she's crazy! She can't be held responsible for herself, but what I wanna know is why the hell didn't Rocker step in the help his woman?! VJ: Will you stop trying to stir up trouble?! DD: Hell no! I mean…if Deadly Candy was my girl and some Psycho bitch took a pipe to her, I'd go straight Delaware on her ass! And you can't tell me you wouldn't do the same thing if you weren't gay! VJ: Well fir…did you call me gay?! DD: Yes…yes I did! VJ: I'm not even gonna respond to you. Anyway, folks I just hope that Alyssa…I hope she's gonna be ok. 2nd RD TV Title Tourney match: Ice Cube Vs Kaos Vs Psyko Stevo ("Bitch Please" blasts over the PA system and the crowd goes wild as Kaos walks out onto the stage and heads down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring, raises his arms into the air and the music dies down as an eerie mist creeps out from the backstage area and pyro explodes as a figure emerges from the mist while "Between Angels and Insects" By Papa Roach blasts over the PA system. The crowd gives boos as Stevo appears on stage, his X-Treme Title draped over 1 shoulder and a bottled water in his right hand. He walks down the entrance ramp, slides into the ring and goes face to face with T Money. He hands his belt over to referee Ruby, and the lights turn red, green and blue as "My Hero" by Foo Fighters hits the PA system. 2 red pyros go off on stage, and the crowd cheers wildly as Ice Cube walks out from the locker room with a big smile on his face. Ice Cube begins his walk down the entrance ramp to ringside, climbs into the ring and the music dies down. The lights slowly return to normal as referee Ruby calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!! VJ: Well we start off this match and Psyko Stevo going strait for Ice Cube..And he is going after his neck it seems.. VJ: Psyko Stevo…barely…just barely pulls out the victory over Ice Cube and Kaos…and this crowd doesn't like it one bit. DD: Who gives a damn what these San Diego Sissies like! Stevo is the man, Black Blood is going to the finals, and Stevo's taking it home, baby!!!! VJ: Well folks, it is written! It's Psyko Stevo, the NFWA X-Treme Champion, going 1 on 1 with Diamond!!! And Diamond…she's got an uphill battle on her hands tonight…but can she pull it out?! Can she walk out the 1st female TV Champion ever? DD: Lemme answer that for ya…NO! (Spits at Vince) VJ: Disgusting! (The camera cuts backstage where we see Panther and Diamond talking in the hallway. Panther gives her a big kiss on the lips before walking to ringside with a clipboard in his hands) VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen…it's next!!! The wait is over! Finally…Panther makes his announcement regarding the NFWA title!!! Don't you dare go away! We'll be back with more FNS!!!! ****Commercial**** NFWA Rewind Total Annihilation (1/27/02): Diamond: Well first off, Amy, as far as me losing is concerned, I won't lose. So that's out of the question. And as far as me retiring…I dunno where… Firestorm: (In the background) DIAMOND!!! (Firestorm suddenly rushes into the picture and appears to be out of breath as he approaches Diamond) Diamond: Hey. What's wrong? Firestorm: Panther!!! Something happened to Panther in the par… Diamond: WHAT?! Firestorm: I dunno…in the parking lot! Come quick! (Diamond drops her title belt and rushes out to the parking lot. Firestorm follows after her. The camera cuts out to the parking lot, where Panther is lying in a pool of blood with a red crowbar lying next to his head. The backdoor opens and Diamond runs into the parking lot) Diamond: OH!!! Panther!!! OH MY GOD!!! (Diamond rushes over to Panther's side as Firestorm follows behind her) DD: What the hell…what happened, Vince? VJ: I…Panther has been…oh my God. Panther's hurt folks. DD: no sh*t he's hurt! What happened to him?! VJ: I'm not sure. I can only speculate that this was…some sort of an attack. Panther…oh no. DD: Well who attacked him? VJ: Panther…Diamond is distraught out in the parking lot. Panther…he has been busted wide open out in the parking lot! DD: that idiot Firestorm! Don't just sit there, skankhole! Go get some help for Panther!!!! Get some help for him!!! VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…Panther's been hurt terribly. By who or what, we have no idea. ( ****LIVE ACTION**** "Can't Deny It" starts up on the PA system and the lights slowly fade to black. Flashing red lights begin to flash on the entrance, smoke pours out from the locker room and a HUGE pyro blast goes off on stage. Bluish white spotlights begin flashing over the crowd, roaming the arena for about 8 seconds before converging on stage, where Panther walks out with a mic in 1 hand and clipboard in the other. Panther glares into the crowd for a moment before walking down the entrance ramp to the ring. He hops upon the ring apron, steps through the ropes and walks towards the center of the ring with a smirk on his face. He signals for the tech crew to cut the music, the lights return to normal, the music dies down and loud chants of "Panther, Panther" echo throughout the arena. Panther looks into the camera, slowly raises the mic to his lips, flashes a smile to the crowd, and speaks)Panther: CALI!!!!!!!! (The crowd goes wild in the background and the chants of "Panther, Panther" get louder. The camera focuses on a sign in the crowd reading "P-Diddy: Sweetest Boyfriend Ever!!!!", which is quickly masked by a sign reading "I Want Tacos!!!!" The camera cuts back to the ring, where Panther is pacing back and forth) Panther: I'm feeling the love!! Truly! (Crowd pops in the background) Yeah…aight! Aight, shut up for a minute, cuz I got a little announcement I gotta make. (Crowd quiets down) Yeah. Now…by now all of you have probably seen Total Annihilation…and you've seen what happened to me out in the parking lot. I get attacked with a damn crowbar, nobody seems to know anything about it, nobody saw a thing, nobody heard a thing! Well Cali…I don't know who was behind the attack…but one thing I do know, is that P-Diddy is, was and will forever be the brightest mind in the game!!!!! (Crowd cheers in the background) It's gonna take a little more than a coupla crowbars to the head to change that! And I got a pretty damn good idea of who it was that was in on that attack! I've got a damn good idea, and when I catch your ass…(chuckles) you thought I gave you hell before…you have seen absolutely NOTHING…yet!!! VJ: Panther…obviously not in a good mood after Total Annihilation. DD: Who attacked him, Vince? VJ: I dunno…Panther says he's got an idea! Panther: Now Cali, I didn't come out here to whine, to cry, to moan, to bitch about what happened at Total Annihilation! I came here tonight to give you people what you want…and that, my friends, is an NFWA World Champion! (Crowd pops) Now…before I get to that…I've got a little something I wanna say about the Tag Team Championship! DD: Tag Team Championship? Panther: That's right, the Tag Team Championship! Now…uh…as of now, our Champions are Tristram and T Money…the Blood Hounds! (Crowd boos in the background) I don't like em either! Believe me! But fans…as you may or may not remember…Tristram kinda…sorta kinda…got the sh*t beat outta him by Riot MakerZ a coupla weeks back …and come to think of it, I haven't seen his ass around here since! Now…I've heard everything from "Oh, Tristram's hurt" to "Stevo's gonna take his spot as the Tag Champ" and so on…and I guess that's ok. I mean…we saw last week, Stevo and T Money make a pretty good team…specially when they're screwing people over. Now Tee Mo…Stevo…you 2 wanna be Champs…fine. You can do that…but like I said last week…here in the NFWA, Championships aren't won in the boardroom. Championships aren't handed to ya just that easily! HELL NO! You gotta earn em!!!! (Sinister smile) And ya know…I think I've found just the way for you to do it! DD: What's he up to, Vince? Panther: So tonight…in front of the thousands in attendance…the billions of NFWA Fans watching around the world I am announcing the 1st Ever NFWA End Game!!!!! DD and VJ: WHAT?! DD: End Game…what's that? VJ: Panther…just… Panther: now I know you're probably wondering what that is, so right now I'm gonna explain the rules! We start out with 16 teams!!!! 32 wrestlers will pair off for a chance at the NFWA Tag Team Titles! Now in the upcoming weeks, those teams are gonna face off for a chance to qualify for a spot at this month's Game Time PPV!! And at Game Time, out of the 16 teams originally entered…only 8 will remain! Ya hear that? NOT 10 TEAMS! 8 TEAMS!!!! And those 8 teams will battle it out until there are only 4 teams left! And then…and I know you people are gonna love this! I've decided that instead of going the traditional tournament style of having these 2 teams pair off to see who fights for the titles in the finals…I was thinking…hell…why not just stick all 4 teams in a big ass Double Jeopardy match to decide the titles?! VJ: What?! DD: Double Jeopardy?! Panther: That's right, Cali! Double Jeopardy!!! 2 rings! 2 cages!!!! 2 matches going on at the same time! And the winners of that double jeopardy match, will be the UNDISPUTED Tag Team Champions of the World!!!!!! (Crowd cheers wildly in the background) DD: Oh my God…that's big, Vince! That's…that's big! VJ: Panther…announcing the End Game…I'm guessing the Tag Team Titles are gonna be on the line at Game Time! DD: And you figured that out all by yourself?! VJ: (Silence) DD: my God! And they call you Canadian! VJ: Yeah, kiss my ass! Panther: (Holds up a hand to quiet the crowd down) Aight! Now we've got 16 teams…Tag Team Titles on the line…Double Jeopardy match! What more can you ask for? (Smiles) Well I'll tell ya! See…after that Double Jeopardy match…after that match, the Tag team Champions…whether it's Stevo and T Money, Lightning and Ice Cube…Team Bruiser…WHOEVER!!!! After that match…the Tag Champs aren't done! Cuz ya see…then they've gotta get in the ring one more time!!! This time…not as partners! But as opponents!!! (Crowd stirs in the background) Yes, that's right…as opponents!!! And the winner of that match will not only be 1/2 of the Tag Team Champions…but he will also be the UNDISPUTED World Heavyweight Champion!!!!!! (Crowd goes crazy) VJ: oh my Goodess!!! DD: What…Vince…can he do that?! Can Panther… VJ: Hell yeah he can do it! Panther…oh my goodness, what a PPV this is gonna be, folks! Panther: Now…Stevo, T…as the…well…I don't wanna say Uncrowned, but I'll say "Technical" tag Team Champs at this moment, you are the 1st 2 men to be entered the End Game!!! Anybody else…you know where to find me! Now…tech katz…do your job!!! (Panther drops the mic and pyro explodes from the ringposts as "Can't Deny It" blasts over the PA system once again. Panther then hops out of the ring, high fives a couple of fans in the front row and heads back up the ramp to the locker room) VJ: Well ladies and gentlemen…my God, what a HUGE announcement that is by Panther!!! The End Game!!! 16 teams fight not only for the Tag Team Titles…but the Champions hafta face each other for the World Title!!! That's…that's incredible, Dave!!! DD: That's crazy!!!! That's…that's insane!!!! I LIKE IT!!!!!! HAHAHA!!! (The camera cuts backstage, where we see referee Jim Jonathan walking towards ringside with the TV Championship belt on a neon green pillow) VJ: Well fans…we're just about ready! When we return, we will crown a brand new NFWA TV Champion! It's Stevo! It's Diamond! IT'S NEXT!!!!!!! ***Commercial*** (The scene opens backstage, where Panther is standing by the entrance with Diamond. Diamond is loosening up for the TV Title finals) Panther: You ready? Diamond: Yeah. Panther: Ok…you're not nervous, are you? Diamond: I dunno… Panther: Well don't be! This is your night…you have nothing to worry about! And if you need any help…you know I got your back, ok? Diamond: Yeah…I know! Panther: Good! Now you go out there and kick some ass! Diamond: I will! Gimme a kiss! (Panther leans over to give Diamond a kiss, when suddenly a man in a brown business suit taps him on the shoulder) Panther: (Startled) What the f… Man: (Holding up a vanilla envelope) Package for a Mr. Panther! Panther: Package? Man: Yes sir! Panther: (Gives the man a cold, evil stare) GIMME THAT! (Panther snatches the envelope from his hands, and the man begins to walk away. Suddenly) Panther: WHOA! WHOA! Get your ass back here!!! Man: (Turns to Panther) yes sir? (Panther reaches into the package and pulls out a blood red crowbar…the crowd oohs in the background as the camera zooms in on the object) DD: Oh my…Vince! Do you see that?! VJ: That…that's that same crowbar…that's the same crowbar Panther was hit with at the PPV---OH!!!!! HE JUST NAILED THAT MAN RIGHT IN THE HEAD!!!!! DD: Wait a minute, Panther! He's just the messenger! He's just the messenger….OH!!!! VJ: PANTHER…HAMMERING AWAY ON THAT MAN..WHOEVER THE HELL HE IS!!! PANTHER BEATING THE LIFE OUTTA HIM WITH THAT CROWBAR!!!! PANTHER HAS LOST IT, FOLKS! PANTHER… DD: Diamond…do something about your man, damn it!!!! (Diamond wrestles Panther off of the man as officials rush into the picture to calm him down) VJ: My goodness, folks! Panther…he absolutely went berserk on that guy…and he's been busted open! He has been busted wide open by the CEO of this company!!!! DD: We are so sued!!!! TV Title Finals: Psyko Stevo Vs Diamond ("Supergirl" starts up over the PA system as red, purple and pink spotlights swarm the arena. The crowd cheers as Diamond walks out onto the stage, holds up her hands in a Diamond shape and walks down the entrance ramp to ringside. She climbs up the ring stairs, steps into the ring and begins pacing back and forth. Referee Jim Jonathan holds up the TV Title belt for her to get a good look at, as the music dies down, the lights return to normal and an eerie mist pours out from the locker room. "Between Angels and Insects" starts up over the PA system, and the crowd boos wildly as Psyko Stevo walks out onto the stage with the X-Treme Title belt dangling from 1 hand, and a bottled water in the other. He tosses the bottle into the crowd as he walks down the entrance ramp to ringside. He slides into the ring, takes a good look at the TV Title before going nose to nose with Diamond. The music dies down, referee Jonathan hands the TV Title belt over to the timekeeper and calls for the bell) Ding Ding Ding!!!! VJ: Well this is it, folks! The finals of the TV Title tournament!!! Diamond has had a Cinderella run in this tournament thus far tonight? Can she walk out with the gold, Dave? DD: Vince, you wanna talk about Cinderella…it's way past midnight for ol' Diamond. She got lucky in the 1st 2 RDs…now… VJ: And look at Stevo! Talking some serious trash…he's laughing. He's laughing at Diamond!!! DD:See, I wouldn't wanna be Diamond right now, cuz I bet Stevo ain't happy about that announcement Panther just made about the Tag Titles! VJ: Well Stevo…HEY!!! He just spit right in the face of Diamond…that disgusting! I can't believe he did that…Diamond with a right hand---caught by Stevo!! DD: HAHA! VJ: Diamond…she tries a left…Stevo catches that as well! DD: vince, this is exactly why Women have absolutely no business…WHAT THE F*CK?!?!?! VJ: OH!!! DIAMOND DOWNSTAIRS!!!! DIAMOND DOWNSTAIRS ON PSYKO STEVO!!!!! DD: What a cheater! VJ: Stevo is reeling! Diamond has him hooked…AND THERE'S A DIAMOND CUTTER!!!! A DIAMOND CUTTER!!! THAT WILL BE ALL!!! THERE'S THE COVER…2…SHE GOT HIM!!!!!!! SHE GOT HIM!!! DIAMOND… DD: NO NO NO!!! FOOT ON THE ROPES!!! HE GOT THE FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!! VJ: Diamond…oh my goodness, this crowd just erupted! Diamond just a heartbeat away from doing the unthinkable! From becoming the 1st female ever to win the Women's Title! DD: Stevo…oh my God, Stevo's hurt!!! VJ: Psyko Stevo just got his jelly chilled with that Diamond Cutter! And watch Di now…dragging him out to the center of the ring… DD: What is wrong with these fickle people?! Don't they remember what she did earlier on? VJ: Diamond has Stevo set up…and Dave! It's time to go to school…FIGURE FOUR!!!!!! IT'S SLAPPED ON RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!! NOWHERE FOR STEVO TO GO!!!!! NOWHERE FOR HIM TO GO!!!! WILL HE TAP, DAVE?! WILL STEVO… DD: Fight it, Damn it! FIGHT IT!!!! VJ: Stevo…oh! He just grabbed a hold of the referee!!!! Stevo grasping for anything he can find to break this hold!!!! Stevo… DD: Hey…don't rip his shit off!!! C'mon, Stevo!!! VJ: Stevo has referee Jonathan now! He needs to be careful…a DQ will bring the belt home to Diamond! DD: Stevo…watch yourself, man! You cannot let this bitch win the Title! VJ: Will you stop! Wait a minute! Diamond breaks the hold! DD: HA! What a stupid bitch!!! VJ: Panther's gonna kill you! DD: F*ck Panther! If that dizzy broad walks out here with the title, I quit! VJ: Diamond with a handful of hair now…AND BURIES THE KNEE RIGHT INTO THE MIDSECTION OF STEVO!!!! Big kick to the chest sends Stevo back into the buckle! And another one!!! Diamond now…irish whip sends Stevo to the other side!!!! Stevo hits hard off the buckle AND THERE IT IS!!!!! DIAMOND ELBOW!!!! DIAMOND ELBOW ON STEVO…HITS RIGHT ON THE MONEY!!!!! DIAMOND'S GONNA DO THIS THING, DAVE!!! DD: Oh…I think you're right, Vince! VJ: Stevo is out of it! Diamond setup on the middle rope here…and this one is about to be all!!! She's got Stevo!!! DD: Oh…Vince, I can't watch! VJ: Diamond's got Stevo setup…here it comes…DIAMOND DRO---NO!!!! STEVO COUNTERS…NOTHERN LIGHT'S SUPLEX!!!!!! NOTHERN LIGHT'S…THERE'S THE BRIDGE…1…2…HE GOT HER---NO HE DID NOT!!!! DIAMOND STAYING IN THIS THING!!! My God what a night!!! DD: (Breathing heavily) Oh…oh Vince! Oh…if Stevo can win this thing, I can die a happy man! VJ: Well Stevo…boot to the head just nailed Diamond! Right hand to the jaw, and he backs her into the buckle now! Psyko Stevo has managed to slow the tempo! He has pushed this thing back into his favor…Irish whip…Diamond sternum first off the BUCKLE!!! STEVO FROM BEHIND WITH A SPINNING HEEL KICK!!!!!!!! DIAMOND DAMN NEAR GOT DECAPITATED BY THAT SHOT!!! And where's Stevo going?! DD: He's going for the kill! Diamond's gonna die!!!! VJ: Stevo out to the ring apron! Diamond is down in the ring---ARABIAN PRESS CONNECTS ON DIAMOND!!!!! Arabian Press! The count…2…IT'S HISTORY---NO!!!!! Diamond kicks out once again! DD: Damn it!!!! C'mon Stevo!!! VJ: Stevo cannot believe it!! Stevo swore he had this thing in the bag…and this crowd is solidly behind the Queen of Extreme! DD: Well…(to Stevo) what you looking at me for? I dunno, shoot the bitch! VJ; STOP IT! DD: What?! He needs guidance! VJ: Psyko Stevo has Diamond now! So far, Diamond's been able to withstand Stevo's offensive, but I don't know for how much longer! And this one could do it right here! Stevo has Diamond set up for what looks like a powerbomb! DD: Nighty night, Diamond! VJ: And I would suggest this is gonna be all! Yes…Powerbomb…DIAMOND…DIAMOND TRYING TO WIGGLE FREE!!! CAN SHE…CAN SHE…YES SHE CAN!!!! DD: Damn it to hell! VJ: Diamond wiggles out of the powerbomb! Oh! Stevo misses with a clothesline, and watch Diamond! Diamond has him hooked… DD: NO!!! VJ: OH!!! TOMIKAZE!!!!!!!!!!! DD: God bless you. VJ: DIAMOND JUST PLANTED STEVO WITH A TOMIKAZE!!!! This one is over!!! The cover…1…2…STEVO BARELY ESCAPES AFTER 2!!!!!! Just barely! And both these athletes giving it their all tonight! You can't deny it, Dave! I know all the bad blood between you and Diamond, but you've gotta give her credit, tonight! DD: Only a Canadian would say something like that! Get up Stevo!!! VJ: Diamond setting Stevo on the ropes now…and this could be the beginning of the end for the Psykotic One!!! DD: Damn it, Stevo!!! Damn…if you really love me you'll win this match! VJ: Excuse me?! DD; (Beginning to cry) C'mon, Stevo!!! VJ: I can't believe you! Stevo setup on the top…and now Diamond headed up there with him! We may be getting ready for a Superplex of some sort!!! If Diamond connects, this will be…OH! Right hand to the gut by Stevo…and a huge forearm smash catches her right on the jaw!!! And another one sends Diamond crashing hard to the canvas!!!! Diamond is down, folks…and Stevo is on the top! Stevo… DD: OH YES!!! YES!!! VJ: PSYKOTIC SENTON!!!!!! PSYKOTIC SENTON ON DIAMOND!!!! DAMN!!!!! 1…2…3!!!!! Ding Ding Ding!!! Announcer: Here is your winner, and NEW NFWA TV Champion: Psyko Stevo!!!! DD; YES!!!! YES!!! YES!!! OH GOD YES!!!!!! VJ: Psyko Stevo…that's a heartbreaker for Diamond, damn it! Stevo with the Senton and we have a brand new TV Champion!!! DD: Vince…that had to be the greatest moment in the history of our sport! Psyko Stevo, all by himself, without any help from anybody, defeats that worthless, 2 bit, punk ass lunabitch Diamond, and we've got a new TV Champion!!! Kiss his feet, Vince!! KISS EM! VJ: I'm not kissing a damn thing on him!!!! Well with that win, the Vacant TV Championship has been filled! Fans…what a night… DD: hey! That's HHH! VJ: Who?! What the…HHH is in the ring!!! HHH… DD: Where the hell did he come from…WAIT A MINUTE!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! VJ: HHH WITH A BOOT TO THE MIDSECTION OF STEVO!!! HHH!!! HHH!! PEDIGREE!!!!!! PEDIGREE!!!! THE TV CHAMPION HAS JUST BEEN LAID OUT…AND MY GOD, FOLKS, HHH IS BACK!!!!!!!!!! (HHH stands over Stevo's fallen body and flexes as "The Game" by Motorhead blasts over the PA system.) VJ: Ladies and gentlemen…HHH is back!!! HHH has returned to the NFWA…oh…here comes Black Blood! Black Blood on their way out to ringside… DD: You'd better run, Hunter! You'd better run! VJ: Oh my…HHH getting out of dodge! Ladies and gentlemen what a wild night it has been!!! HHH is back, and IT'S GAME TIME!!!!!! |
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