1/7/01-Live from Memphis, TN in the Pyramid!!!
(The NFWA logo flashes on the screen and fades away. The camera cuts out to the parking lot and shows black limo pull up. The door opens and the new Xtreme Inc. steps out and goes to enter the arena. Before they can get inside, the arena door opens and Lightning runs out with a steel chair and nails Krazed in the head. Lightning begins to beat on Krazed when Mad Dreams and Posidin jump on him and try to hold him down. Lightning nails Madman with a low blow, blasts Nightmare with a shot to the throat and takes out Shark and Posidin with a double clothesline. Lightning grabs the chair again and prepares to give Krazed another chairshot when a black van pulls out of nowhere and tries to run him down again. This time, Lightning rolls out of the way, but when he gets up he walks right into a Superkick from the man in the black mask. The masked man runs into the arena and Xtreme Inc. starts to go to work on Lightning. Shark gives him a Shark Bite, Madman slams him into the hood of the limo and Krazed picks him up and gives him the SuperNova through the windshield, leaving Lightning a bloody mess. Xtreme Inc. walks into the arena as the FNS…sorry, SNS video plays over the screen. The video opens up to the live crowd in the Pyramid cheering and holding up signs as pyro explodes in the ring and in the rafters. The camera pans the crowd and we see signs such as "Who let the Dogs Out", "Giants suck", "Big Foot is my Uncle Jimmy" and "Mommastorm rulz". The camera cuts to the commentary position with Pittsburgh Pete and Posidin w/Xtreme Inc. t-shirt)
POS: Oh yeah! Ladies and gentlemen, what an incredible way to open up a very special card! Welcome to Memphis, TN, home of the King and now home of the Sunday Night Slam!
PP: Don't you mean In High Gear?
POS: Silence, you fool! That only happens on Tuesdays!
PP: Actually, last week it…
POS: (Punches Pete in the neck) We have a wonderful card scheduled for you great fans tonight! As we saw at the top of the show, Lightning tried to brutally attack Xtreme Inc. in the parking lot and ended up getting his ass beat for it. Well tonight he gets to have his ass beat again, as he defends the I-C Title against the X-Treme Champion, Kurt Angle!
PP: And what about that masked man who attacked Lightning? Who was that?
POS: I don't know. We've got the TV Title on the line later on tonight as Big Foot defends against Wolverine in a No DQ match! Rick Bruiser is gonna be in action against Ice, Scarlet KV will face a mystery opponent and we have word that the Posse will be here! Panther is rumored to be here! Trish Stratus is here! Tonight is gonna be a combustible night! Let's kick this one off in style!
Women's Title "Snowbunny match": Stacey Blitch (Champion) Vs Shyanne
(The arena lights go out and Tom Sawyer blasts over the PA system and the crowd pops as Stacey Blitch, Shark and the rest of Xtreme Inc. walk out onto the stage and over to the Snowbunny pit. The camera cuts to the commentator's position where we see Posidin standing on his chair cheering. Stacey waves to him as the music dies down)
PP: And they have the nerve to call me a suck ass! Posidin, sit down! I can't see her hooters!!!!
POS: Shut up! And if I catch you looking at Stacey's hooters the wrong way I'm gonna rip your eyes out and give you an up close and personal view of your rectum!
PP: EWWW!
(A pink shade covers the arena as "Party Up" by DMX plays over the PA system. The TN crowd goes crazy as Shyanne walks out onto the stage and strips down to her bikini.)
POS: Somebody tell that little hussy to put some clothes on!!
PP: (Drooling into his mic) Oh my God! Bra and Panties!
POS: Pervert! Look at that tramp Shy…whoa!!!!!! High cross body off the stage right onto Stacey in the snow!!!!!
(Ding Ding Ding!!!!
POS: This match is underway and look at Shyanne! She's choking out Stacey! Choking is against the rules!
PP: I don't give a damn if she broke 11 of the 10 Commandments, she's naked!!!!!
POS: She's in a bikini…ok. Shyanne picks up Stacey…hip toss into the snow!!!! She picks Stacey up…she tosses her across the pit by her hair!! And now Shyanne is trying to bury Stacey in the snow! That's just not right! Somebody has to stop this!
PP: Strip her Shy!!!!
POS: Shyanne pulls Stacey out of the snow and has her set up for something…oh!!!!! Piledriver into the snow!!!! Shyanne has done it! She makes the cover, referee Stephanie Jenkins is down to count…1…2…OH! Madman pulls Stephanie out of the pit!!!
PP: Is he gonna strip her too?! She's got pretty big hooters, you know.
POS: (Sighs)…now that you mention it they are pretty big…sorry about that fans. Shyanne almost robbed Stacey of the Title but the referee was just pulled out of the pit and she's arguing with Madman…hey!! Madman just kissed her!!!!! Madman is making out with the ref! Would you look at that game?!
PP: Shut your mouth!
POS: Shyanne is back up and she doesn't look happy…low blow on Madman!!!! Come on!!! That's just not right damn it!! HAHA! Shark just nailed Shyanne in the back of the head with a snowball…OH!!! What the hell?! Shyanne just jumped on Shark! Shyanne is assaulting Shark!!!! This is assault! Pete, do something about this! This is disgusting!
PP: She's in bra and panties!!!! HAHAAH! Bra and panties!
POS: Krazed just pulled Shy off of Shark and Stacey has the Women's Belt…she just bashed her skull in!!!! What a move by the lovely and talented Stacey! (Mad Dreams grab Shyanne and hold her for Stacey) and look at those gentlemen Mad Dreams. Despite all of the vile, evil crap that Shyanne has done since she's been disgracing the NFWA, Mad Dreams are still polite enough to make sure the lady is ok. I love you guys! Stacey with a boot to the stomach of Shyanne…there's another…Stacey has the belt again!
PP: I think I know what she's gonna do! She's gonna knock her face off…then she's gonna rip her clothes off!!!
POS: Can you think about anything else?
(A huge lightning bolt strikes the stage and "Ride the Lightning" blasts over the PA system. Lightning walks out onto the stage. He's bleeding and carrying a steel chair)
POS: What's he doing out here?!
PP: Yeah, what is he doing out here?!
POS: That renegade Lightning just came out here with that steel chair and he just nailed Madman in the head again!!! Down goes Nightmare with a chairshot!!!! Lightning has gone berserk!!!!! Get out of there X-Treme Inc!!!! Get out of there!!!!
PP: Lightning is lucky that that masked man doesn't come out here and handle him. Who is that guy, anyway?
POS: I honestly don't know. I know he took the Professional out at Apocalypse Now and he's trying to do the same to Lightning now. Why would he target Lightning and the Profess…don't you come down here!!!!
PP: That idiot Lightning is coming this way! I'm gonna warn you now, if he hits me I will sue his ass!
POS: Lightning is coming over here…(to Lightning) What do you want?!
(Lightning climbs up onto the table and starts punching Posidin in the head. Xtreme Inc runs down the aisle and tries to attack Lightning as about 30 officials come down to break them up)
Lightning: (Choking Posidin) Who is he???! Tell me who he is or I swear to God I'll kill you!!! Who is he?!
PP: It's chaos out here! Get off the table you reject!!!! (Lightning punches Pete in the face and KO's him)
(Shark attacks Lightning from behind and the 2 begin to brawl as Posidin fights Lightning off. Back on stage we have a catfight between Shyanne, Stacey and Darkness that's broken up by officials and security. The camera cuts out to the parking lot where we see a black and gold stretch Lexus pull up. Panther and Chyna step out of the limo as fans go crazy in the background. The screen fades to black)
****Commercial****
(Camera cuts back to the locker room where we see Lightning arguing with security guards. Rosie Sanchez walks up to him)
RS: Lightning…
Lightning: No! I'm sick of this sh*t! 1st I get run over by a van, and this bastard has the nerve to come out here and try to attack me again?! I'm sick of it! I don't know who this masked man is or why he attacked the Pro, but the day he attacked me was the biggest mistake in his life! I'm gonna tell you this…I will track down whoever this guy is, I will unmask him tonight, and then I'm sending him back where he came from in a bodybag!
(Lightning shoves Rosie into the officials and storms off. The camera cuts to Trish Stratus' office where she's with the L.o.D.)
Kurt: I'll tell you this, Lightning is worried about Xtreme Inc and some masked man? Well what he needs to be worried about is the X-Treme Champ, the Olympic Bad Ass, and after tonight the brand new NFWA I-C Champion! Oh yeah…it's true!!!! Right Trish?
Trish: I've got biz to handle.
(Trish walks out of the room and the camera cuts to ringside with Posidin and Pete)
PP: Can you believe what happened a little while ago?
POS: It was Chaos before we went to break! We had that idiot Lightning come over here and try to violate me…thank God Xtreme Inc was here to beat his ass and send him to the back with his tail tucked between his legs so that Olympic Angle can do the exact same thing!
PP: Olympic Angle?! What's that, some new action figure?
(Fire shoots from the stage as "Frayed Ends of Sanity" blasts over the PA system. The crowd boos loudly as Trish Stratus walks down the ramp with an angry look on her face. When she gets to ringside, she climbs up the stairs and into the ring. The music dies down and she grabs a mic)
Trish: I could come out here and run my mouth for 30 minutes but I won't! Panther, I saw you in the arena, I know you're here! Bring your ass down here now cuz I've got a little something to say to you!!!!
PP: Is she crazy?! You remember what Panther did to her last week!
POS: Trish has got some balls…I didn't mean that.
(A HUGE pyro blast goes off inside the arena and the crowd pops. "You, Me, Him and Her" by Jay-Z plays over the PA system and a flashing red light covers the arena as Panther and Chyna walk down the ramp to the ring. When they get to ringside, Panther helps Chyna into the ring, follows her in and the lights come back on. The music dies down and Trish continues to speak)
Trish: Now Panther…who do you think you are?! How can you even live with what you've done since Apocalypse Now?! (Panther chuckles) It's not funny! Not even since then, you can even go as far back as Overkill. 1st you lost the control of the fed to my loving…(wipes a tear) Firestorm, fair and square! You lost the company and you lost your job and what do you do, Panther? Your ego couldn't handle being out of the spotlight! You had to just keep coming back for more! You had to attack Firestorm, you had to attack Sniper! You had to try every cheap trick that you could come up with to get your face on TV until our last PPV where you went too far. You had the nerve…during the Kamikaze match to blow the building that Firestorm and Sniper were fighting on. Sniper survived, but Firestorm didn't! You killed him Panther!!!! You murdered Firestorm!!! And to top that off, during his funeral you have the nerve to come out here and mock him?! You and that jacked up bitch you call a girlfriend have got a lot of nerve!!!! Now Panther, I've said enough…I just want you to tell me just how it is that you can live with yourself after what you did. (Tosses Panther the mic)
PP: This will be interesting.
Panther: Trish…you know…it seems like you had this guilt trip well planned out. But you know…before I answer your question, let me get to a little thing I like to call…the facts. Now you're coming out here in front of all of these people, in front of all of these NFWA fans and you're saying I lost the control of the fed to Firestorm. You know Trish, that might have actually been true if it wasn't so damn false! See what the truth is that I didn't lose the company, I had it stolen from me. If it wasn't for Firestorm, Sniper and some 2-bit, $5 (LOOOOOOOOOOOONG BEEP) named Trish, I would still be running this show. But that's the past, let's talk about the present. Let's talk about why I did what I did! Why I killed Firestorm. How I can live with myself while his punk ass is rotting 6 ft under. Well Trishy…the fact of the matter is that I didn't mean to kill Firestorm.
Trish: Don't give me tha…
Panther: Woman, shut your mouth! I said I didn't mean to kill Firestorm…but am I sorry that he's dead? Well…no. As a matter of fact the only thing I'm sorry about is that he didn't die sooner!!!!!
POS: OH MAN!!!
PP: Can he say that?!
POS: He said it!
Panther: Let me tell you something Trish, if I had to do it all over again, if I could go back in time and decide whether or not to blow that building up again, I would do everything exactly the same, and I'd do it over and over and over. The bottom line is Firestorm is dead, Firestorm is buried, Trish Stratus is still a (ANOTHER LOOOOOOOOONG BEEP) and P-Diddy doesn't give a sh*t about either of you! As far as I'm concerned, both of you can burn in hell!
POS: Those are some strong words by Panther there…whoa!!!!!
PP: HAHA! Trish just slapped the taste out of his mouth!
POS: Panther looks pissed!
PP: He had it coming!
POS: Panther is up in Trish's face…Trish tried to slap him again but Panther caught her hand…Panther just kissed Trish!!!!!!!
PP: What?!
POS: Panther with a liplock on Trish Stratus!!!!
PP: My God he's molesting her!!!!
(The lights go out)
PP: I wish those jackasses in the back would get a good electrician! These lights are getting ridiculous!
(The lights come back on and Chyna is out cold and busted open. Next to her head "FEAR" is written in blood)
POS: What happened to Chyna?!
PP: I don't know, but whatever it was Panther isn't happy about it!
POS: Panther just saw what happened…who did that?! Panther thinks that Trish is behind it!!!
PP: Leave her alone you fiend!!!
POS:Trish is telling Panther that she had nothing to do with it but it had to be her! Panther has Trish by the hair…
PP: Where's the L.o.D.?!!!! Help Trish!!!!
POS: Panther Cutter on Trish Stratus!!!! The Co-Booker is out cold!!!! Trish Stratus is down and she is out like a light!
PP: That damn Panther!!!!
POS: Trish is down and Panther is carrying Chyna back to the locker room…good God we'll be back!
***Commercial***
(A "Western Union REWIND" comes on. It shows Panther blowing up the building at the PPV, and Tina running over Jovan, Fredo & Rafi last week. The scene opens in a hallway where Jovan and Maria are walking. They enter the 9SP office.)
MARIA: You know, if it’s the last thing we do tonight, we’re gonna make the NFWA realize that we’re not to be f*cked with! And anybody that has been giving us trouble these past few weeks, will pay! And if ANYBODY tries to stop us, they will later realize that they made the biggest mistake of their lives!
JOVAN: That bitch, Tina! She wants to play with cars? She wants to…
(There’s a knock at the door, and Kevin Taylor walks in.)
MARIA:….
JOVAN: What the hell are you doing?! You just knock once, and walk in! We didn’t say you could come in here. You know what, I got something for you…
(Jovan begins to reach into his New York jacket, but Maria stops him.)
MARIA: Hold on babe, damn! Let’s see what he wants before you do that!
KT: Well, the entire NFWA wants to know what you’ve done with Tina? We saw Sniper drive off with her, and your gang at the end of Gear last week. And secondly, this whole war with Panther has gotten out of control! What are your plans for tonight?
MARIA: First of all, we’ll decide when all of this has gone too far! Second, where Tina is, is none of your business, or anybody else in this arena’s. You will all find out where she is, and what we’ve done to her when the time is right! When WE want to tell you, not when you or the FNS want us to tell you.
JOVAN: And as for or plans for tonight! Words can’t describe what we’re gonna do. I heard people talkin’ about how this company had been turned upside down at the PPV! Well if you think that’s upside down, you ain’t seen sh*t yet. Nobody, and we mean NOBODY is safe anymore around here. Firestorm died from what Panther did. That shows how much of a pussy he really was. Sniper, he was a little f*cked up, but you see that he’s back. And tonight, you will all bow down to the 9th Street Posse!!!!!!!
KT: Than…
MARIA: Oh, Kevin! Put word out to all your little friends here in the back that I want to know the moment Panther arrives in this building! And if I don’t, I’ll fire your ass, now get the hell out!!!
KT: Oh they're here…Panther and Chyna that is.
MARIA: Didn't I tell you to get the hell out?!
KT: Yes ma'am!!!!!
(KT drops the mic, and runs out of the room. Cameras switch to the arena for the next match.)
Ice Vs Rick Bruiser
("Crush em" by Megadeth plays over the PA system and the crowd boos. Ice walks down the aisle, climbs into the ring and waits for Bruiser. The music dies down as "The Way I Am" plays over the PA system. Rick Bruiser walks down the aisle and climbs into the ring. Before he can get up, Ice attacks him)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
POS: Ice is starting out hot here!
PP: Don't you find Ice attractive…
POS: (Looks at him funny)
PP: In a many, Pittsburgh sort of way, of course.
POS: There's nothing manly about Pittsburgh. Believe me! Ice backs Bruiser to the buckle and….ouch! Big chop to the chest! And again!!! The former I-C Champ Rick Bruiser isn't starting out too good here! He did earn a shot at the I-C Title by beating the Rock on PPV!
PP: What happens if Ice beats him?
POS: Well that would mean that Ice is in line for a Title shot sometime. Ice whips Bruiser hard into the buckle and ducks the head..Bruiser with a double arm DDT! Bruiser with a cover…1…2…kickout by Ice! Ice back to his feet and walks right into a Bruiser headbutt…Bruiser with a right hand right to the head! There's another one! Ice is reeling! Bruiser whips Ice hard into the buckle…he almost knocked the ring over that's how hard he hit!!!!! Ice is out of it along the ropes…Bruiser blasts him with a clothesline and sends him flying to the outside!!!!! Bruiser is cooking Ice!
PP: How can Bruiser do that?! What ever happened to the Christmas spirit?!
POS: It's January 7th!
PP: Ok, Scrooge! I hope you choke on that lump of coal Santa gives you!
POS: What lu…Bruiser follows Ice out to the floor and he slams him headfirst into our table!
PP: What is it with you idiots and our table?!
POS: Bruiser has some words for Pete…Ice catches him with a knee to the back…OH!!!! Belly to back suplex into the stairs!!!! Bruiser is dead!!!! Ice may have just killed the former…
(Camera cuts back to the locker room where Lightning is going berserk looking for the masked man, He's attacking several officials with that steel chair)
PP: Somebody get that boy some Ritalin!
POS: Ice rolls Bruiser into the ring and goes for the cover…1…2…no!!!!! Bruiser got his foot on the rope! Ice can't believe it! Ice thought he got the win and so did I! So did everybody in this arena…he's having words with referee Jim Jonathan! Jonathan just shoved him!
PP: This idiot must have a death wish or something! Get him Ice!
POS: We've got a shouting match between Ice and referee Jonathan…Bruiser is back to his feet…he charges at ice but nails the ref with a clothesline!!!! The ref has been knocked to the floor! Bruiser turns around…Ice tries to the big boot but it's caught…Bruiser turns him over into a sharpshooter!!!! The sharpshooter is locked in on Ice! It could be all over…here comes Wolverine!!! Wolverine just came to ringside and he has a steel chair…OH!!! Bruiser just floored him with a clothesline and snatched his chair!
PP: Oh great! First he attacks the referee and now he thinks he can just cheat anytime he wants to?! Where are his morals?!
POS: Please! Bruiser has Ice…he's going for the Ripper on that chair…low blow by Wolverine!!!! What do you call that?!
PP: He has epilepsy! Wolverine just had a seizure!
POS: Stop it!!!! Ice just picked up Bruiser…ICE PICK ON THE CHAIR!!!!!! Wolverine removes the evidence and wakes the official…Ice with the cover…1…2…3!!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner: Ice!!!!!!!
PP: HAHAHA! What a win for the newcomer Ice!!!!
POS: What a win my ass! Wolverine has just screwed Bruiser out of this match!!!! Bruiser has been robbed!!!
PP: Wolverine just acted in self-defense! Bruiser tried to steal his epileptic medicine.
POS: That's a lie!
PP: Are you insulting my integrity?
POS: What integrity? Bruiser has just been dropped on his head with that Ice Pick…we need some help. He's not moving folks.
PP: See what happens when you abuse the handicapped?
POS: Shut up!!!! We've got EMT's out here to check on Bruiser…ladies and gents, don't go away! We'll be back!
****Commercial****
(Camera cuts back to the locker room where we see Kevin Taylor standing outside of the Xtreme Inc locker room)
KT: Ladies and gentlemen, this past week on Gear we saw the arrival of Xtreme Inc, the newest group here in the NFWA. Now this group has a legacy in feds such as the GFW and the HHWF, but what are they doing here. Well, in an NFWA exclusive, I, Kevin Taylor am going to get the inside scoop on the new Xtreme Inc!
(He opens the door and we see Xtreme Inc talking to the man in the black mask)
Madman: Hey! Get that camera out of here! Get that cam…
(Madman grabs the camera and beats Kevin Taylor with it. The screen snows out and cuts to the parking lot where Panther and a few EMTs are checking on Chyna, who's still bleeding from the attack)
Panther: That damn Trish wants to play games with me? She's playing with the wrong one.
Chyna: (Being taped up) Panther, don't worry about it. I'm fine.
Panther: I know she was behind this, and knowing Sniper he's probably in on it too! Well if it's gonna be the L.o.D. and the Posse all against me I've got no problem with that, cuz their…
Chyna: (grabs Panther and kisses him on the cheek) Just calm down. Just wait out here, and when we find out what's going on with Tina, then we'll go in there and kick some ass. OK?
Panther: You mean I'll go in there and kick ass. You're gonna stay out here.
Chyna: (Rolls her eyes) OK, if it makes you happy.
(Cameras cut to an arena agent running the halls. He bursts into the Posse’s office.)
Agent: Maria, Jovan…Panther and Chyna are here…
MARIA: Don’t you think I can see that?! You assholes are stupid! You should be back there finding out why they aren’t in here yet. You know what, you’re fired!
Agent: I’m sor…
MARIA: You’re nothin, shut up! No, you ARE somethin, YOU’RE FIRED!!! Now get out! Babe, call Angel and tell him our special guests for tonight are here, and it’s time to get this show on the road!
(Jovan gets on his cell phone and begins to make a call.)
***COMMERCIAL***
TV Title: Big Foot (Champion) Vs Wolverine ::NO DQ::
("The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" plays over the PA system and the crowd pops. Big Foot rides down the ramp on his motorcycle and parks it at ringside. He puts his belt over his shoulder, climbs into the ring and raises it into the air as the crowd cheers. His music dies down as "Crush Em" plays over the PA system. Wolverine appears on stage accompanied by Trish Stratus, who's wearing a neckbrace after getting the Panther Cutter earlier tonight. When he gets to the ring, he goes straight after the champion and the bell rings)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
POS: They're not even gonna wait for the bell! No DQ for the TV Title! Wolverine won the match last week by DQ but didn't take the belt! This time he wants it all and he's got a good chance of doing it! He's hammering away with vicious right hands to the head of Big Foot…Irish whip sends him to the ropes…Big Foot reverses…Big Boot by Big Foot sends the challenger crashing to the mat!!!! Wolverine is back up and he catches a big clothesline and he goes down!!!! Big Foot has got Wolverine on the run…Irish whip sends him to the ropes…Military Press by Big Foot…what strength…OH!!! He tosses him over the top rope and this crowd is going crazy for 1/2 of the Demolitionists!!!!
PP: Hey, this is a great match and all but who was that we saw in the Xtreme Inc locker room before the commercial?
POS: That was Darkness.
PP: No, I mean the guy in the black mask!
POS: That was Nightmare!
PP: Don't play games with me! That was the masked man who attacked Lightning! He's in cahoots with Xtreme Inc!!! I knew it all along!
POS: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. Big Foot has the steel stairs…
PP: Watch out for Trish!!!!!
POS: Big Foot tosses those stairs but they ducked and took out our Danish Announcers Hamlet and Horatio!
PP: I thought Hamlet was dead?
POS: He is now! Big Foot tosses Wolverine onto the Danish Announce Table…oh!!! Cheap shot to the throat by Wolverine on the TV Champ! He has the 400-pounder hooked for something…look out Pete! Suplex from the table into the crowd…it's blocked!!!!! Big Foot blocks the suplex and reverses into a ribfirst suplex into the guardrail! Big Foot is headed over here now…
PP: Hey! He just snatched my porkchops!!! Give em back you greedy bastard!
POS: Big Foot is gonna have himself a meal…no! He just threw the pork chops onto the crowd and broke the plate over Wolverine's head!!!! Wolverine slumps over and falls back to ringside! Big Foot is on fire right now! He picks up Wolverine and is bringing him back into the…OH GOD NO!!!!!! He just stabbed Big Foot right in the side with a fork!!!!! That's gotta be killing him!
PP: Stick a fork in him! He's done!
POS: Wolverine just jammed that fork right into the forehead of Big Foot!!! Damn it what's the matter with him?! Wolvie rolls him into the ring now…he just tossed a steel chair on his face and now he's headed up to the top rope!!!! Wolverine is up on the top…look out…KAMIKAZE HEADBUTT!!!!! 1…2…Big Foot kicked out!!!!! Damn that was close!!!
PP: I think it was a 3! This tomfoolering referee is only causing poor Trish more pain! How's her neck?
POS: Who cares? Wolverine just promised to finish this match! What's Trish…she just threw a table into the ring!!!!
PP: What a woman. You think she'd let me…
POS: Wolverine is setting the table up and now he has Big Foot set up for something! He may be about to put him through the table!!!!!
PP: If he does it we have a new champion!
POS: Big Foot counters with a knee to the midsection!!! He grabs Wolverine by the throat…he's gonna chokeslam him through the table! Trish is in the ring…she just slapped Big Foot! She's gonna get it!
PP: Get out of there Trish! He'll eat you!
POS: WHAT?!
PP: Get your mind out of the gutter, skankhole!
POS: Big Foot is going after Trish…clothesline from behind by Wolverine…Big Foot fires back with a right hand…OH!!!! Trish tried to low blow Big Foot but accidentally nailed Wolverine!!!!
PP: NO!!!!!!! Why'd you do that Trish?!
POS: Trish nails her own man by accident…Big Foot shovers her to the mat…Demolosher Bomb through the table on Wolverine!!!! Stick a fork in him, he's done! 1…2…3!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and still NFWA TV Champion: Big Foot!!!!!!
PP: What the hell was that?!
POS: I'll tell you what that was, Trish just cost her man the match!
PP: That's crazy talk!!! You're crazy, Posidin! What kinda name is that anyway?! Trish did not cost Wolverine that match!!!
POS: That's not the way Wolverine sees it! Wolverine is back up and he's screaming at Trish!
PP: It's not what you think, Wolvie! It was that idiot Big Foot's fault!!!!
POS: Wolverine is all in Trish's face…Trish is starting to cry! She's had a rough couple of weeks and now here comes the rest of the L.o.D.! They’re trying to calm Wolverine down…we've got a little trouble in paradise in the Legion of Destruction!!
PP: No we don't!!!! Where is Trish going?!
POS: Trish is headed out of the arena…Wolverine is hot! I don't know what to say about that situation except the Legion of Destruction may have been destroyed thanks to Trish Stratus!!!!!
(Cameras cut back on in the garage. We see a Hummer covered in blood and the 9th Street Posse attacking Reaper)
PP: Hey…that's Reaper!!!! I thought he quit!!!!
POS: The Posse is doing a number on former L.o.D. member Reaper…what is the meaning of this?! Reaper is covered in blood and now what's Angel doing…look out…Angel's edge onto the ground!!!! Aww, enough already!! The Posse is obsessed with this whole thing!
PP: They said nobody was safe, and they’re proving it!
POS: Reaper was just sent off to the hospital, and maybe the morgue before it’s over with! And now Angle, Scarlet KV, and Ice are back out there to help! They just had to break up that situation with…the Posse is attacking them too!!!!! Jovan is in that hummer…he just ran down Scarlet KV!!!!!!! My God Scarlet KV has been run down!!!! Damn it!!!!!!
PP: Finally somebody’s back there putting a stop to this.
POS: Mr. X and his Discipline Committee are back there with a host of officials and referees. And they are pulling the two factions apart!
PP: Wait, Fredo has KV, and he just threw him into the back of that lim…HEY THAT’S MY LIMO YOU IDIOT!!!
POS: That was your limo! Fredo just tossed KV in the back of Pete’s limo, and now he’s driving. Fredo is driving that limo with KV in the back, and oh no!! He’s driving behind the Pyramid here in Memphis, and that’s the Mississippi River back there!!!
PP: Don’t tell me he’s gonna do this! We saw Sniper do this to Shark in the past!
POS: Is that what he’s doin…YES! Fredo just jumped out of that limo; going at least 80mph, and the limo went right into the Mississippi River!!!!!!!! FREDO JUST DROVE A LIMO WITH DESTROYER IN THE BACK, RIGHT INTO THE RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PP: And you can see it, that limo is sinking faster than the Titanic! KV has been taken out by the Posse, maybe for good!!!!
POS: First Angel repeatedly hits Reaper with a car, and now Fredo drives your limo into the Mississippi River, with KV in the back! These guys are trying to kill each other, LITERALLY!!!!!!
PP: Fredo’s making his way back in here now, and there’s his friends waiting for him! The Posse congratulating Angel and Fredo on their attacks…
POS: Look, Pete! It’s SNIPER!!! Sniper is here!!!
PP: That’s the man that’s putting this all together, and you have to believe that this is all happening because of what Panther did at Apocalypse Now!
POS: There’s no doubt, and somebody better get to that limo, on the double! It’s freezing here in Memphis, and KV will freeze to death if he doesn’t drown first! This is horrible! Folks, we’re gonna try and sort all this crap out, and we’ll be back with more action after this!
PP: DAMN!!!!!
****Commercial****
(Camera cuts to Xtreme Inc's dressing room where they're sitting around watching TV. Shark looks pissed after watching the last segment)
Stacey: Shark…what's wrong?
Shark: Nothing, Stacey. Don't worry about it. Sniper has just better watch his step this time.
Madman: Forget Sniper, forget the Posse, forget the Dynasty cuz this is Xtreme Inc's era! This is our time, we're the strongest group in the NFWA, and…
(The door opens and Lightning walks in with a chair. He tosses over a coffee table and gets in Xtreme Inc's face)
Nightmare: What the hell is wrong with you?!
Lightning: I saw him in here! Where is he?!
Shark: Where is who?
Lightning: Don't play games with me! (Shoves their TV over)
Madman: Dude! Do you know how much that thing costs?!
Lightning: I've gonna give you to the count of 10 to send your little masked friend out here to face me like a man, or I'm gonna show you all the true meaning of XTREME!!!!!
Shark: You've gotta be kidding.
Lightning: 1…2….3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10! That's it!
(Lightning turns and leaves the room. We hear a big crash outside and when the door opens we see Lightning lying on the floor bleeding from the mouth.)
POS: Oh no! What happened to our World Champion?
PP: Who do you think you're fooling, Pos?
(Cameras cut to the Posse’s office where they’re all celebrating.)
(Cameras cut to the Posse’s office where they’re all celebrating.)
POS: Haven’t we seen enough of them for one show?!
SNIPER: Now boys, that’s what I’m talking about! But our work is far from done. Panther must think I don’t know him, but I know him better than he knows himself! I know that Lexus is his, and I know he’s here. So we’re gonna save him for last!
As for the LOD, they should catch our drift by now! We are simply goin’ to take them all OUT!! Reaper and KV are out of the picture. And now there's no one standing in between us and Panther's gonna find out exactly what the 9th Street Posse era is all about!!!!
***Commercial***
I-C Title: Lightning (Champion) Vs Kurt Angle
(Red lights shine over the arena and "E.I" plays over the PA system as Kurt Angle walks down the aisle with the X-Treme Title around his waist and with Jevona at his side. When he gets into the ring, the music dies down and a huge lightning bolt strikes the stage. The crowd cheers as "Ride the Lightning" plays and Lightning limps down the ramp towards the ring. Kurt Angle attacks him on the floor and the ref rings the bell)
Ding Ding Ding!!!
POS: Why in the hell did the ref ring it on the floor?
PP: He must be from Atlantis! Bunch of idiots!
POS: Angle is hammering away upon Lightning…Irish whip sends Lightning crashing into the steel stairs!!!!! Angle charges in at Lightning…OH!!!! Lightning plants him facefirst into the steel!!!
PP: Not the STEEL!!!!!!
POS: Lightning looks hot now! Lightning mounts Angle and he's hammering away with right hands to the head of the X-Treme Champ!!!! Get them in the ring, ref!!!! OH!!! Lightning slams Angle hard into the stairs and he's staggers back into the ring! Lightning rolls in after Angle now…what's the matter with that heathen! He just flipped off Angle!
PP: Don't worry about him Posidin! He has no home training.
POS: That's for sure! Lightning backs him into the corner and he's stomping away to the midsection of Angle! As Austin would say, Lightning is stomping a mudhole in the Olympic Bad Ass! Irish whip by Lightning sends Kurt to the buckle…Lightning misses with a clothesline…Olympic Slam is blocked…Lightning Bolt!!! Lightning with a quick cover…1…2…oh look! It's my friend Shark! Hi Shark!!!!!
PP: What kind of idiot is Lightning! He had the match won right there!
POS: Lightning is obviously jealous of the fact that while he is the World Champion, each and every last person in this arena paid their money to see the Greatest I-C Champ of all time Shark and Xtreme Inc.
PP: I've been saying it for years!
POS: Lightning is talking trash…wow! A steel cage is dropping from the rafters! It's covering the ring!
PP: Huh?! Where did that come from?
POS: I'm glad they lowered it! That animal Lightning needs to be locked in a cage! Lightning has Kurt Angle by the hair now…BOOM!!! He tosses him hard into the cage! He's grating his face on the steel now!!!! Lightning has opened up the Olympic Bad Ass!!!!
PP: That brute!
POS: Lightning with a double leg takedown on Kurt…slingshot sends him hard into the steel! Kurt…Kurt's climbing the cage now!!! Kurt Angle is trying to escape…Lightning is climbing up after him…
PP: Go, Kurt, go!!!
POS: Angle is climbing over the cage…the cage is rising! The cage is rising and both Kurt and Lightning are hanging!
PP:This is bad, Pos! I'm getting ready to get out of here!
POS: The cage is suspended in midair and Lightning is hammering away with right hands to the head of Angle….Angle is about to fall. They're about 40ft in the air…Lightning with a right…there's another one…Kurt fell…OH!!!!!!!! Kurt Angle just crashed right through the Danish announce table!!!!! Kurt Angle is dead!!!!!! Kurt Angle is dead!!!!
PP: Don't just sit there, Posidin! Do something!
POS: Like what?!
PP: I don't know! Boil some water or something! Lightning is gonna win!
POS: I doubt that! Lightning is trying to find a way to get down from that hanging cage…someone lowered it and he jumps down! Lightning looks like he's ready to finish Kurt! He picks up Angle and drags his limp body into the ring…Lightning tosses him in and he's going for the kill!
PP: Jevona, close your eyes!
POS: Shark is having a friendly chat with the official about last nights Minnesota game…Lightning has Angle pinned and the ref happens to be turned the other day!
PP: Hey…I thought I was the only one who could do biased commentary?
POS: Yeah? Well screw you! Lightning just went to the floor…he's got a table! Lightning is out of control!!!! Somebody has to stop him!!!! Lightning is setting up the table in the ring…Shark, turn the ref around…
PP: It's the masked man!!!!
POS: The masked man just hammered Lightning in the back with a truck wrench! What kind of man…SuperNova through the table by the masked man!!!!! Lightning is down and the masked man rolls Angle on top…the ref turns around…1…2…3!!!!!
Ding Ding Ding!!!!
Announcer: Here is your winner, and new NFWA I-C Champion: Kurt Angle!!!!!
PP: Do you believe in miracles?!!!
POS: Kurt Angle with a spectacular and clean victory over the reigning World Champion and he is the new I-C Champion! The masked man is back in the ring…he's unmasking…(Gasps) Oh my God it's Krazed! Krazed is the masked man!!!! I had no idea!!!!! I had no idea!!! What a disguise!!!! I love it Xtreme Inc!!!!!
PP: Hey…who's side are you on?
POS: Krazed is in there with the rest of Xtreme Inc and they're celebrating with the new I-C Champion Angle and his fiancee Jevona…
PP: Kurt is the Champion…Sparky is the loser…WHOA! Nightmare just hit Angle with a chair!
POS: So he did! What a coincidence…Nightmare just shocked Angle with Lights Out on the steel chair!!!! The I-C Champion is being annihilated by Xtreme Inc!!!! Oh my God! (Wipes a tear) This is the greatest moment since Gladiator 2 was released…I'm in that you know? And Nightmare's foot is in Angle's mouth! Xtreme Inc is kicking the hell out of Kurt Angle and I love it!
PP: Here comes Wolverine!
POS: Wolverine is out here to help out…Krazed caught him…chokeslam!!!!!! Chokeslam on Wolverine by Krazed!!!! Xtreme Inc…Xtreme Inc is reigning supreme as the most powerful group in the biz today…
PP: There's another masked man!
POS: Huh? I thought Krazed was the…(Masked man KO's him with a superkick)
PP: HAHAHAHA! Posidin is down! Welcome to the Pittsburgh Pete Show!!!! The masked man is in the ring now…he just nailed Madman with a Superkick too!!! Madman is down and the masked man just stole Lightning's World Title and ran into the crowd! Xtreme Inc is chasing after him! It's chaos folks!
(Camera cuts back to the locker room and we see Sniper and the Posse dragging Tina to ringside)
PP: Uh oh! The Posse is coming out here with Tina!!!!!
****Commercial****
(Cameras cut back on, and Jovan is in the ring w/ the Posse. Jason, Fredo, and Jose are holding Tina down on her knees. Jovan has a mic.)
JOVAN: Hey, Panther! It’s been a long, long night! We’ve done a lot of sh*t, and sent a few pussies to the hospital! But now it’s time to get serious! We came for you in that hoopty you call a Lexus…
PP: "HOOPTY"????? That was one of the grandest rides around today! It WAS!!! Aha-ha!!!!
POS: Huh?
JOVAN: We came for you Panther, and you wasn’t there! You are the one we wanted this whole night! We just did all this sh*t for fun…for a couple good laughs! (laughs to himself) We did all that knowing the whole time that it was you that we wanted. Knowing it was YOU that Sniper wanted to get his hands on. And look at one of your precious little meal tickets! You’re a real tough man, coming out here picking poor Trish. We didn’t pick on her, we humiliated her! Sniper raped that bitch on LIVE TV, and loved every second of it!!!!!!
POS: Yeah, but those damn censors only let us see the kissing and the rubbing. Believe me folks, Trish and Sniper saw a lot more of each other last week, and you all got to see the watered down version! I guess those are the benefits of working here!
JOVAN: So the time for talk is over, P-DIDDY!!! You can either come out here and tell us what we want to hear, or Tina is gonna endure the worst beating one human could dish out on another!!! What’s it gonna be, huh?
(A mixed reaction comes up, and small chants of "PANTHER PANTHER PANTHER" are heard.)
PP: Look at Tina! Her clothes are all ripped, and she looks like she hasn’t showered in months! Ewwww!!!!
JOVAN: Don’t try me Panther!!! We will snap this hoe like a f*ckin’ twig, you better get out here! You got 10 seconds, or else this bitch gets it! 10…9…8…7..
(Cameras cut to the "Go position" w/ Panther and Chyna.)
PANTHER: Look, it’s too risky out there. Just stay back here, and let me handle this!
CHYNA: That’s my sis…
PANTHER: I don't care! Last time you came out you got hurt! I'm not risking you and Tina together! Let me go alone!
JOVAN: …3…2…1…0!!! Give that lousy bitch what she deser…
(A HUGE pyro blast goes off by the set. "You, Me, Him, and Her" by Jay Z plays on the PA, and Panther comes running thru the curtain.)
PANTHER: Aight, I’m out here! Now let her go! You wanted me all night, and now I’m here. No tricks, no games, no allies! It’s just me, now let her the f*ck go!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!
(Sniper comes up on the Firetron in his office.)
SNIPER: Oh, it’s not going to be that easy, good buddy! Although, I thought it might be a little harder to gain control of this company! See, you’re not fooling anyone Panther. The people around this place know about the twisted corporate games you’re tryin’ to pull!!! The problem is you think you’re still calling the shots! You still think you’re in power. And that’s why I’m here today! I want to you to tell everybody out in that arena, and the millions watching at home THE TRUTH!!! Tell them that you’re not the PREZ, that FIRESTORM is dead, which by default makes me the #1 ranked executive in this company. That means I’m callin’ the shots, I’m makin’ the decisions, I AM THE MAN!!! And when you make that clear to the viewing world, I’ll let your manly, bionic lesbian twin there off scout-free!!! So how ‘bout it, friend?!
PANTHER: You know, I think I might have taught you too well there, Snip! But you know somethin’, you’re absolutely right! Neither I, nor can anybody else argue the fact that you’re the highest-ranking executive in the NFWA…right now anyway! I am no longer in the front office, and we lost Firestorm last week. Trish holds one booker spot, and your friend Maria occupies the other! So yes, as the Commissioner of the NFWA, you have the power, and the keys to the city, so to speak! Now, are you happy? Tell your girlfriends to let Tina go!!!
SNIPER: Now that’s no way to talk to the man in charge is it. The man who has say so rather you enter these arenas, or ever has a chance at working here again. Let me set the record straight…NO, I think I’ll wait for that! There’s somebody in the garage that I want you to see, P., so pay attention!!
(Cameras cut to the garage where Maria is holding Chyna hostage w/ a gun to her head!)
POS & PP: OH MY GOOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!!!
POS: Somebody go save Chyna!
PP: Somebody go save Tina!
(Sniper walks into the picture w/ Maria and Chyna.)
SNIPER: You see, you always have to know if it’s LIVE or MEMOREX, P-Diddy! You should know that! And boy, aren’t you stuck between a rock and a hard place?! Who are you gonna save Panther? Who do you love more, huh? Or who do you like the least, eh? They may be sisters, but you’ve dipped into both in your life haven’t you! I bet you didn’t want Chyna to know that, did you pal?! And it really don’t make a damn who you run to, cuz Jovan can break Timmy’s little neck, and it’s bye-bye. Or Maria could pull the trigger on this sorry excuse for a man, you call a woman, Chyna…and it’s lights out!!!
POS: Sniper is a lunatic! He needs to be locked away in a padded room with a straight jacket!!!
PP: He called Tina, "Timmy"!!!
PANTHER: I told you that you’re in control!!!! What else do you bitches want from me? Now as for who I'm gonna save…(looks back at Tina who's crying in the ring) damn I kinda liked you, too. Oh well.
(Panther drops the mic and sprints to the back to save Chyna. The camera cuts to the ring where Tina is saying something about Panther that we can't hear (But we know it's not good). Panther runs out to the garage and is confronted by Maria.)
MARIA: Hold it right there! I’ll pull this trigger, don’t try me!!! You saw what we’ve done tonight, and I’m not scared to use this!
(Panther inches closer, and Maria backs up. Suddenly a cop knocks the gun out of her hand.)
POS: Thank God for that cop. And Panther with a superkick on Maria! Panther just superkicked Maria.
PP: What kind of female abusing, redneck bastard are you?! That idiot kicked a woman! What a no good, lousy, son of a bitch!!!
POS: Panther consoling Chyna, and what the hell!!!!!!!
(Jovan’s red Mustang speeds in from out of nowhere and runs over Panther.)
PP: Yeah, run his ass over again, whoever you are!!!
POS: The car just ran down the Panther, and how many attempted vehicular homicides are we gonna see tonight?! And damn, that’s where the rest of the Posse was. Sniper was driving, and he just got out with Jamal and Angel!!!
PP: It chaos all over the place! Fredo and Jose have laid waste to Tina out here anyway, and Jovan just ran back there!!!
POS: Look at Maria. She’s brutalitizing Chyna with that lead pipe!!! Maria is assaulting Chyna, and Sniper is pouring it on with Angel and Jamal. They are stomping a huge mud hole in Panther, and walking it dry…wait there’s Jovan!!!
(Jovan pushes all of his friends off Panther. He catches him with a stiff kick to face, and one to the gut.)
JOVAN: You want to kick my wife, huh bitch!!! You don’t put your hands on her! Don’t ever touch my wife again, or I’ll…
POS: Good God, Jovan just gave Panther the Chronic Plow on the concrete!!! Panther has been busted open, and Jovan is almost sadistic…like a shark that smells blood!
PP: You damn right! The more Panther bleeds, the more the Posse wants him the bleed!!!
(The cop that saved Chyna throws himself on Panther to stop the attack.)
SNIPER: Oh, you want to be the big savior now huh? Just like a worthless PIG!!!
POS: Sniper just waffled that cop with his own nightstick, my God!
SNIPER: Paybacks a bitch, ain’t it!!! Finish him off!
(Jovan walks over to the gun and picks it up.)
POS: No, for the love of God don’t do this. There are children in this arena and around the world watching!!!!
PP: DO IT!!! DO IT!!! BUST A CAP IN HIS ASS!!!!! HERE, USE MY GU…
POS: SHUT THE HELL UP!!! No! No! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The sound of the gun cocking is heard…then…"BOOM BOOM BOOM"!!!)
(the crowd gives the biggest pop of the night, and chant "Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t! Holy sh*t!")
POS: I don’t know what else to say! Jovan just shot that cop in the chest twice, and once right in the head!!! And where the cameramen?! You could’ve cut away from that! I’m surprised the FCC has thrown us off the air!!!
PP: This is great! The cop got it! You know how many of my family members have wanted to do that?! Hey Jovan, YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
POS: And now Sniper’s dragging Panther out here…the others are dragging Chyna! They’re dragging them like they’re road kill!
PP: Panther IS road kill! He’s a dead Panther, and Sniper ran him over. They’re coming back out here, POS!
POS: Yeah, unfortunately they are. And look at the prone bodies of Panther and Chyna tossed into the ring next to Tina’s. Great, Sniper has a mic again!
SNIPER: Hey Posidin, I heard that! And unless you want to be in Atlanta this time next week, I’d suggest you shut your mouth! I’m the big man in charge, and we just finished showing you all why!!
(Sniper lays on the canvas with his arm on Panther’s chest.)
You had a couple things right, P., but not everything! So let me set the record straight right here to the whole world! Apocalypse NOW!, you screwed me out of becoming Prezident of the NFWA! A gutsy move, but the biggest mistake you’ll ever make! You blew up that building after I took Firestorm right thru the roof! He must have taken the bad fall during the implosion. Unfortunately, a lot more sh*t must of fell on him, than me! Yeah, unfortunate for him, lucky me, right! Yeah, cuz that means I get to come back and kick your ass! I get to be the glory hound and run your federation! I get to rake in the glitz, the glamour, the spotlight, and most importantly…THE CASH!!!!!!! And to make it even better, I get to ride along with my best friends in the world while I do it!
See Panther that which does not kill us, makes us stronger. And when it comes to this biz, it makes me 10 times as strong. We are a family, Panther! Not like the Dynasty, or the Revolution, or the Riot Makerz, or Ratingz Makerz!!! Or the Side Show Freaks, or Xtreme Inc!! We are a tight as we can be…as tight as you can get! When it comes to the Posse; tu familia es mi familia! And we ain’t afraid to take bumps, and fight like dogs! A family that FIGHTS TOGETHER, STAYS TOGETHER!!! And this family is gonna be together for a long, long time, and there ain’t a damn thing anybody can do about it!!! NFWA, take notice of your new leader. I AM THE MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THIS BUSINESS TODAY, ANYWHERE, AND YOU WILL ALL RESPECT ME! And Panther, you don’t work here anymore buddy ol’ pal! So from this moment forth, if you want to get into one of MY arenas, then you’ll have to buy a ticket. And if you get out of line, I will have you arrested for whatever laws you break! I hope we have an understanding. CUZ THERE CAN’T BE ANY OTHER WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
("Tha Block is Hot" starts up and the Posse raises their hands in celebration!)
POS: This is sick! This is disgusting! It is a dark, sad day in the NFWA! It looks like the new man around here is Commissioner Sniper. And along with his renegade group running rufshod in the company, it is not going to be fun working or being around here anytime soon!
PP: But one thing you’ll have to agree on, is that things are going to get quite interesting around here now. Trish geared her power around Firestorm, and now at he’s gone, she’s has to take a back seat to the Posse!
POS: The Commissioner of the NFWA has organized a hostile takeover to end all hostile takeovers! In one night, he’s sent Reaper to the hospital, following a vehicular assault, Scarlet KV to the hospital after being driven into the Mississippi River in a limo, a cop was shot multiple times, Tina and Chyna were viciously assaulted. And now Panther also decimated at the hands of the 9SP. He was also run down by a car! Officials and EMT’s are flooding the ring to attend to Panther, Tina, and Chyna!
PP: This is unbelievable!
POS: Folks, this has been one of the most out of control nights in NFWA history! And I for one and very glad that it’s over! For Pittsburgh Pete, I’m Posidin saying so long from Memphis, we’ll see you next week!!!
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